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<i>Yuria,</i>

2
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<i>once a land of peace, prosperity,</i>

3
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<i>and surprisingly good
Mexican food,</i>

4
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<i>has fallen under a dark shadow.</i>

5
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<i>Village by village,</i>

6
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<i>Death Adder's evil
continues to spread.</i>

7
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<i>But there are heroes</i>

8
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<i>who endeavor to stop him.</i>

9
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<i>Ax Battler,</i>

10
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<i>Tyris Flare and Chronos Lait</i>

11
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<i>ride to liberate
the desert village of Da'shin.</i>

12
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<i>And, my gods, they are sexy.</i>

13
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<i>Scantily clad,</i>

14
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<i>with their muscles
and their blue fur.</i>

15
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<i>Oh, wait, am I attracted to cats?</i>

16
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<i>Meanwhile, their less attractive</i>

17
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<i>former quest-mate
Gilius Thunderhead</i>

18
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<i>and his picnic-loving
apprentice Hampton Squib</i>

19
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<i>also ride for Da'shin.</i>

20
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<i>They're just going
a little slower.</i>

21
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Wait up! Gilius!

22
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-Gilius!
<i>-Like, way slower.</i>

23
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<i>Where are they even?
It doesn't snow</i>

24
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<i>anywhere near Da'shin.</i>

25
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<i>I know. My mom's boyfriend
lives there.</i>

26
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<i>Ah. Freaking finally.</i>

27
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<i>Gilius and Hampton
can begin the...</i>

28
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<i>Wait, where is Hampton?</i>

29
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<i>Ah, there he is.</i>

30
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<i>This kid's gonna be a problem.</i>

31
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Think we could take, like,
a three-, four-second break?

32
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-Just three or four more now.
-Stay alert, Hampton.

33
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Evil lurks nearby.

34
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Hey! Good morrow!

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Welcome to the desert village
of Da'shin!

36
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Have you come for the parade?

37
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I love parades.

38
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We're celebrating the one-week
anniversary of our liberation

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<i>at the hands of Ax,
Tyris and Chronos.</i>

40
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<i>Yay for them!</i>

41
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A full week?!

42
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That means they're...

43
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several days ahead of us!

44
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You should have seen it.
The bad guys were screaming,

45
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<i>"Aah!" And Tyris was like,</i>

46
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<i>"Battle cry!"</i>

47
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<i>And then this one evil minion
was like,</i>

48
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<i>"I'm going to decapitate you."</i>

49
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<i>But Ax decapitated him,</i>

50
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and he let me keep the head.

51
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"Dying was worth it
to meet my best friend Marcus."

52
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Oh, head.

53
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Hampton, kill this man.

54
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Stupid Ax and Tyris
and their stupid panther.

55
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-Get to Da'shin before me...
-You know, when I'm upset,

56
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it sometimes helps when
a friend tells me to calm down.

57
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You don't get it!

58
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We are losing!

59
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Death Adder's
the one who's losing.

60
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Did you not see the parade?--

61
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Our quest is
to defeat Death Adder,

62
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not watch Ax and Tyris
defeat Death Adder.

63
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Gilius, sometimes I wonder
whether you care more

64
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about defeating Death Adder
or some personal beef.

65
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The beef!

66
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I care way more about the beef!

67
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Ax and Tyris are headed
for the Ancient Mound,

68
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and we've got no hope
of catching them.

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You are slowing us down, Hampton!

70
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Maybe I am slow.

71
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But perhaps
I could point out that,

72
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while I'm traveling
on these thin, spindly legs,

73
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you have a majestic
ride able beast.

74
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Who is... standing
in the campfire.

75
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Ah, yes.

76
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Behold his majesty!

77
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Get out of there, you beaked ham!

78
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Death Adder's power is growing.

79
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Finding you a ride able beast
will take time we don't have.

80
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I know... I can ride
Chicken Leg <i>with</i> you!

81
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Wait, what is Chicken Leg's
saddle made out of?

82
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I'm allergic to most leathers.
Oh, I can sit on your lap!

83
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Death Adder can wait.
We'll get you a ride able beast.

84
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Aw. I was kind of liking
the new plan.

85
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These skeletons
are impossible to kill.

86
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Step aside, pecs.
I'll handle this.

87
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Why...

88
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won't... you... die?!

89
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Ha-ha!

90
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You thought
to make me look a fool,

91
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but now it is you
who are wearing a foolish look

92
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and cannot take it off.

93
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Huh.

94
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I think I said too many words.

95
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I need to sit down.

96
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Wait,

97
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we haven't killed
any of these guys?

98
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Can we please use our magic now?

99
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-Absolutely not.
-What? Why?!

100
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Oh, you're in for it.

101
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Now she's going to explain
how magic works.

102
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But in a way
that hurts your feelings.

103
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For those of you
who are new at this...

104
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if we use our magic now,

105
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we'll be defenseless
until we're able to restock...

106
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which, even as a
first-year squire would know...

107
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Ooh, tell him, Ty.

108
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We can only do
by kicking a small imp

109
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with a bag full of potions

110
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who creeps
around the campfire at night.

111
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You kick an imp to get magic?

112
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Yes, his name is Janzu.
He wears little blue pajamas.

113
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That's the way
it's always been in Yuria.

114
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None of this is going to matter
if we die here.

115
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The half-cat has made
a full point.

116
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I'm going for it.

117
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Earth magic!

118
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-Yes!
-If we die later

119
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because we're out of magic,
I'm killing you both.

120
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Fire magic!

121
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I'm not liking the look of that.

122
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You're cooking my marrow!

123
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Behold
the awesome might of Chronos

124
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and the raw, unchecked power
of his fog magic!

125
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Did he say "fog magic"?

126
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Oh, he sure did.

127
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That's fog, all right.

128
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Is Chronos's magic just...
wet air?

129
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It smells like
it's been inside him all day.

130
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So, earth magic,
fire magic and ground cloud?

131
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I feel bad for Ax and Tyris.

132
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This new guy's embarrassing.

133
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They're retreating!
What a rush!

134
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Another win for the C-man.
I feel like I could fly.

135
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Flying would be cool.

136
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Is that a magic you can also do?

137
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Along with the f-fog thing?

138
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Oh, gods, no.

139
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You got a taste
of maximum Chronos.

140
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Rock kick!

141
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Fog magic, baby!

142
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Ooh, my first ride able beast!

143
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I hope I find what you have
with Chicken Leg.

144
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A real connection.
A merging of souls.

145
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Hampton, you don't bond
with ride able beasts.

146
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They're not magic fairies.
They're wild animals

147
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with brains the size of peanuts.

148
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There are two ways
to get a ride able:

149
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you either kill someone
who has one or you buy one.

150
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Which one did you do
for Chicken Leg?

151
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Uh, both. I killed the guy
I bought it from.

152
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He was a bad guy. I think.

153
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Rideable beasts!
Get your ride able beasts!

154
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I got two legs! I got four!

155
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I got slimers! I got climbers!

156
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Hello. I'm interested
in purchasing a ride able beast.

157
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Ah, very nice.

158
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Uh, how much
you looking to spend?

159
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Gee, I don't know. Maybe 20...

160
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
We don't do numbers.

161
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Show me with your hands.

162
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I'm not sure I understand.

163
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Uh, this much?

164
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Ho-ho! Right this way,
big spender.

165
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Purple ride able?

166
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Don't see a lot
of those these days.

167
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Must cost a fortune to feed.

168
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Nah, this thing eats
trash and bones.

169
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Last week, he ate his own shit.

170
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Sort of a closed circuit
at this point.

171
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You know, I could make you an
offer, take him off your hands.

172
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But you'd probably never sell.

173
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Oof, I don't know.
What were you thinking?

174
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-This much?
-Ho-ho-ho-ho!

175
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Well, we're definitely talking.

176
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This one is scared of water.

177
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This one's wings are broken.

178
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This one has a disease it gave
to most of the other ones.

179
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And this one...

180
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huh, died.

181
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Oh, nope! Dying.

182
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They all seem so sad.

183
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That's because of the cages.
They are not big enough.

184
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How can you treat these
noble creatures like this?

185
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Takes a lot of hard work, but we make it happen.

186
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Aw, he's so cute.

187
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Uh, <i>she</i> is food.

188
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We feed these lovely ladies
to the others.

189
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Now what do you say?

190
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Want to make
one of these little guys

191
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slightly happier
than they are now?

192
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I don't recommend this one.

193
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You look at me in this cage,
behind these bars,

194
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but I ask of you, am I not a man?

195
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Do not answer him.

196
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Trust me...
there is no right answer.

197
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How 'bout this much?

198
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Okay, y-you're seeing
my armpits here, pal.

199
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Ride like the wind, Sluggy!

200
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Gilius, run!
No time to explain!

201
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I freed all the beasts!

202
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I guess that's
all you need to know!

203
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What the hell?!

204
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Hyah!

205
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Curse you!

206
00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:02,917
Curse you this much!

207
00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:06,224
You freed all the beasts?!

208
00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:08,096
Yeah! Even the one
that might be a person

209
00:08:08,226 --> 00:08:09,576
and might be a horse!

210
00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:12,448
Should I flee
to the forest and roam free

211
00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:15,625
or stay here and get a job?

212
00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:17,975
I'm caught between two worlds!

213
00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:28,116
Ugh, does that thing
have to be right here?

214
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She's cold.
And I think she might be sick.

215
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He got it on me!

216
00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:34,252
He got it on me!

217
00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:35,210
Oh, there's chunks.

218
00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:36,907
There's chunks in my beard!

219
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I'm sure Daisy will feel better
in the morning.

220
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Daisy? You named this monster?

221
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I sort of feel like
the name chose her.

222
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Hampton, you're on this quest

223
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because, for some reason,
the Emerald Blade chose you.

224
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But you have a lot to learn.

225
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No more going rogue,
and no more bleeding hearts.

226
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-Got it?
-Yes. Absolutely.

227
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I will do my best, Gilius.

228
00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:02,629
Good. Now that thing needs
to sleep over by Chicken Leg.

229
00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,544
What if Chicken Leg eats her?

230
00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:07,198
Well, then I'll lie to you and
tell you she went to a farm.

231
00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:09,461
You'll go along with it,
but, deep down,

232
00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:10,637
you won't believe it.

233
00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,900
Chicken Leg.

234
00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,598
Somebody took him.

235
00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:18,035
Who would take Chicken Leg?

236
00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:20,429
Death Adder.
Worst guy I can think of.

237
00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:21,735
This is your fault!

238
00:09:21,909 --> 00:09:23,341
Those beast dealers
came looking for revenge

239
00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:24,607
and stole Chicken Leg.

240
00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:26,522
And I could've sold him
for this much.

241
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-How much is that?
-I don't know!

242
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I was too embarrassed to admit
I didn't understand the system!

243
00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:33,529
Look!

244
00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:35,923
Gilius, Daisy's caught the scent!

245
00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:42,625
Let's go, Daisy!

246
00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:44,845
Try to keep up, old man!

247
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,983
Mm. Hmm?

248
00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:57,248
Ooh, I hope no one
catches me by the fire.

249
00:09:57,422 --> 00:10:00,643
I have so many magic potions
in my wittle bag.

250
00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:02,257
Janzu, you must depart

251
00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:03,337
before Chronos hears you.

252
00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:05,561
Oh, no! You woke up!

253
00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:08,390
Please don't kick me
and make me drop

254
00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:11,001
all my wet, wet potions.

255
00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:13,438
Janzu, you little harlot.

256
00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,136
-We don't want your magic.
-Mmm.

257
00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:16,659
Playing hard to get?

258
00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:19,227
Hey!
This must be the magic man!

259
00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,532
Why didn't you wake me up?

260
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:23,840
Uh-oh. Is kitty mad at Janzu?

261
00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:25,581
Mmm!

262
00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,670
Ooh!

263
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,585
Ax, I cannot smell
that fog again.

264
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,152
Quick, let's kill Chronos.

265
00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:33,807
Or we could stop him
from picking up the magic?

266
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,460
Fine.

267
00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,638
Actually, Tyris and I were
talking and we were thinking

268
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,466
maybe we do the next fight
without magic.

269
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,468
Why is Tyris
filling up her satchel?

270
00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:44,774
Ooh! Oh!

271
00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:46,820
Ow! Ooh! Ooh!

272
00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,256
Mmm!

273
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,475
Oh, I see
what's going on here.

274
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,390
You guys are jealous
of my fog magic.

275
00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:53,827
We're not jealous.

276
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,274
It's just that your magic
is stupid

277
00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:56,394
and harms our reputation.

278
00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:57,700
Tyris, be gentle.

279
00:10:57,831 --> 00:10:59,151
We all have
our irritating habits.

280
00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:00,094
Not me.

281
00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:01,443
Oh, come on.

282
00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:03,445
Your battle grunts? Every time

283
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:06,274
you swing your sword,
it's like...

284
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,929
You think that's irritating?

285
00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:10,844
Every time you stab
a skeleton in the chest,

286
00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,628
you shout,
"Ribbed for my pleasure!"

287
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,630
That doesn't mean anything.

288
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,501
-They have ribs.
-And you know what else?

289
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,766
Your name is Ax Battler,
but you fight with a sword.

290
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,419
It's a superior weapon!

291
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,678
Then you should call yourself
Sword Battler!

292
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,074
That's an inferior name!

293
00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:25,859
I feel like we're off-track.

294
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:28,122
Where are we landing
on the fog magic of it all?

295
00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,474
"Excuse me.

296
00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:34,606
Do you happen
to carry ride able necks?"

297
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,783
This is one crazy head.

298
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,698
Marcus, please. It's bad enough

299
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:41,396
you kept that thing,
but this is so disrespectful.

300
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:43,137
-"Nuh-uh."
-Enough.

301
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,921
Give me the head.

302
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,662
"Take me out to dinner first."

303
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:53,060
"Whoa!"

304
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,585
"Talk about putting
our heads together."

305
00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,675
Marcus! Are you okay?

306
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:01,677
Why are you doing this?

307
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,461
I know you stole Chicken Leg,

308
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,246
and I'm here to get him back.

309
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:06,856
What? I... What?

310
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,989
I would never steal
a man's ride able.

311
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:11,426
I have too much respect
for the sacred bond

312
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:12,601
between rider and beast.

313
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,952
Then what is in here?!

314
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,433
They caught me.

315
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,743
Hmm.

316
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,746
Hmm.

317
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:30,358
Easy, easy, noble creature.

318
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,839
I see you, and I know you see me.

319
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,319
Let us merge souls.

320
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:36,538
Chicken Leg!

321
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:37,796
What are you doing?!

322
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,323
Scram! Quit beast-blocking.

323
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,585
We're bonding here.

324
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,413
No, he belongs to my friend.

325
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,328
Whoa! I didn't know
he was taken.

326
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:45,717
You were standing
in the beam of light.

327
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,505
You know what you were doing.

328
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:52,423
Chicken Leg!
Gilius is gonna be so happy.

329
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,077
Let's go!

330
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,950
Come on, Chicken Leg.
We got to find Gilius.

331
00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,082
Wait.

332
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:01,737
Do you not want to go?

333
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,783
Did you run away?

334
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:07,874
But why would you run away
from Gilius?

335
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:11,181
Is it because he's gruff
and impatient

336
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,531
and never once complimented
your fur collar

337
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,403
even though he knows
it keeps you warm

338
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:16,883
and gives you confidence?

339
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,407
That's it, isn't it?

340
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:22,018
Oh. Hey, Chicken Leg,
you remember Daisy.

341
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,108
Chicken Leg, no!

342
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:28,590
So, I've got this idea
for a business.

343
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:31,245
Tunics. But for guys like me.

344
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:32,986
Are there other guys like you?

345
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,902
-I sure hope so.
-I don't.

346
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:38,339
Chicken Leg,
don't eat your sister!

347
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:39,296
Chicken Leg!

348
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,081
-Hyah!
-Ow!

349
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,387
Don't spur me.
We speak the same language.

350
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:47,000
-Just say "go" and I'll go.
-My gods, forget it.

351
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,433
No! Chicken Leg, stop!

352
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,222
No, no. She's not food,
Chicken Leg.

353
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:53,745
She's your sister. Uh-uh.

354
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,138
Aw! Chicken Leg!

355
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,487
Gilius!

356
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:59,316
I mean, good morrow, Gilius.

357
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,841
What the hell is wrong
with that thing?

358
00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:05,971
I don't know. But I do know
what's wrong with Chicken Leg.

359
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,585
You. That's right.

360
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,544
Chicken Leg ran away.

361
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:15,028
Daisy, please.
I'm trying to talk to Gilius.

362
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:16,852
Chicken Leg is sick
of the way you treat him,

363
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:17,976
and, you know what, so am I.

364
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:20,772
Uh, can we have
this conversation later?

365
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,862
Oh, am I slowing you down
too much?

366
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,907
Well, maybe it's time
that you slow down

367
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:27,170
and appreciate
what people do for you.

368
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,787
Oh, gods!

369
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:36,963
Hey, Gilius?

370
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,921
Chicken Leg and I
are ready to talk

371
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,880
about what's happening
with Daisy.

372
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,231
Gilius, when we parted,
there were things left unsaid.

373
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,629
I wonder what he was gonna say.

374
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:58,114
This must be why they feed

375
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,377
these things to the beasts
while they're still slugs.

376
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:03,903
Excellent observation at an
extremely inappropriate time!

377
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,687
Thank you.

378
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,865
Gilius, what should we do?

379
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,236
Just keep dive rolling!

380
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:22,051
Unleash hell, Chicken L...

381
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,098
I told you he was mad at you.

382
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:28,188
My gods, can everyone put their
feelings aside for one second?

383
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,538
Oh, gods!

384
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,627
Chicken Leg!

385
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,759
Gilius, you have to let go!

386
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,326
I can't! He's my best...

387
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,286
Your best what, Gilius?

388
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:40,983
Your best what?!

389
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,462
Swallowed by a monster.

390
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,511
Oh, gods! I'm so scared.

391
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:51,428
I'm being even more cowardly
than I sound right now.

392
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:54,649
This is where we die.

393
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,346
You don't even spell
your name right.

394
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,087
-A-X? It makes no sense.
-Ha.

395
00:15:58,218 --> 00:15:59,567
Yes, it does.

396
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,395
"Axe" with an "E,"
except if it's me.

397
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,700
That's insane.

398
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,311
-Then why does it rhyme?
-Enough!

399
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,313
Yeah, you grunt way too loud
when you battle.

400
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:08,706
And you should
totally use an axe.

401
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,360
It would make <i>way</i> more sense.

402
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:11,840
But you have to keep it down.

403
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,316
These ruins
could be crawling with...

404
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,799
Skeletons!

405
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:18,890
Ha-ha-ha.

406
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,370
Aah...

407
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:21,719
I mean...

408
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,460
Yah.

409
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:31,294
Foul fiends, prepare to fall
under the blade of my...

410
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:33,993
name-appropriate weapon!

411
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,385
Whoa! Oh!

412
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,607
Oh, it's so top-heavy.

413
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,344
I should've used a sword!

414
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,128
-Should've used a sword!
-Ha.

415
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,047
-Yah. Yah.
-Enough!

416
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:47,919
Y'all need a fog break.

417
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:57,625
I was just figuring out how
to use this terrible weapon.

418
00:16:57,755 --> 00:17:00,062
Dispel your fog
so that I may vanquish my enemy

419
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,195
in a quiet and ladylike manner.

420
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:05,502
Ugh. Smells like
the sweaty crease on a centaur

421
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,461
where the horse becomes the guy.

422
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,154
We're never gonna win
with this tension between us.

423
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,551
I'm not gonna clear the fog

424
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:13,423
until you two clear the air.

425
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,470
Now everybody say something
nice about each other.

426
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,210
No wrong answers in the fog.

427
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:18,994
Just wrong odors.

428
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,692
Fine. I'll go first because
I'm the leader and the bravest.

429
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,433
Horrible start.

430
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,957
Tyris, I know I said
I didn't like your grunts,

431
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,830
but they can be inspiring.

432
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:31,833
And sometimes when you're
not around, I grunt, too.

433
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,096
Wow. Brave. Thank you, Ax.

434
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,229
-Tyris?
-Okay, fine.

435
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,636
Even though it doesn't make
any sense that you use a sword,

436
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,929
you are very good
at wielding it. And...

437
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,713
you're a fast swimmer.

438
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,715
Now anyone want
to say something nice

439
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,848
about a certain
panther-person's fog?

440
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,372
Uh, the smell grows on you?

441
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,026
Thank you.

442
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,767
Now let's murder some skeletons.

443
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,343
Okay.

444
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,997
Oh. Yeah. Fog magic
is poisonous to skeletons.

445
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,175
Did I not say that?
No wonder you guys hated it.

446
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:13,353
It's a bad design.

447
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,358
Oh, gods!

448
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,208
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die,
I'm gonna die!

449
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,059
I'm not gonna die.

450
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:28,890
Behold the Emerald Blade!

451
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,848
Why isn't it working?!

452
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,026
I'm gonna die!

453
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,292
Of all the morons in the world,

454
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,817
why did the Emerald Blade
choose Hampton?

455
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,125
What? You think
it's my fault we're in here?

456
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:47,691
You're the one who ran away.

457
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,302
Oh, gods.

458
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,217
This is it. Fine.
Maybe you ran off

459
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:52,827
because I was a little insulting.

460
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:55,264
But in my defense,
I thought you didn't understand

461
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:58,180
because of your tiny
little peabrain.

462
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:01,531
It was a jo...
Oh, you're so sensitive. Look!

463
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:04,143
I followed you into this
monster's stomach, didn't I?

464
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,593
Doesn't that count for something?

465
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,582
Really?
You need me to say it now?

466
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,149
Fine. Fine.

467
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,889
I-I appreciate you, Chicken Leg.

468
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,674
I know I'm impatient and gruff,

469
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:16,067
but you're a damn good ride able
and my best friend.

470
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,983
S-Sort-sort of. By default.

471
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:21,421
And Hampton has potential.

472
00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:23,814
There. I've said
what I really feel.

473
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,904
If you can talk, which I've
always suspected you can,

474
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:28,906
now would be the time.

475
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:35,348
That was extremely unsatisfying.

476
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:54,149
Gilius!

477
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,324
You're alive!

478
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,587
Unbelievable. Hampton,

479
00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:00,199
you must've annoyed
this monster so badly

480
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,810
that it chose
to take its own life.

481
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,986
Ha. Quick-witted as ever.

482
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,206
Oh. A real theory.

483
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,773
Oh, no, I had help.

484
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:17,041
Are these
the ride able beasts you freed?

485
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:18,869
Indeed. They were amazing.

486
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:22,003
You said my dawdling
would get us into trouble,

487
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:25,224
but I helped those animals,
and they came back to help us.

488
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,356
Or maybe they were just hungry.

489
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,273
Either way,
we've wasted enough time.

490
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,623
Death Adder's out there,
and, even more importantly,

491
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:37,410
Ax and Tyris are closer
to him than we are.

492
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:40,239
Great. Let me just choose
one of these beasts,

493
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:41,457
and we'll be off.

494
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,634
They seem busy.

495
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,201
Hop on.

496
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,553
This is fun!

497
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,860
Faster, faster, faster,
faster, faster!

498
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,427
We need to get you a ride.

499
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:55,819
Oh, hey, Gilius.

500
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,691
Ugh, not him. Never him.

501
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,347
I want what they have.

502
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:04,480
A real connection.
A merging of souls.

503
00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:29,624
<i>Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.</i>

504
00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:31,681
Chirp.


