1 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:09,206 Oh, dark spirits! 2 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:10,844 My hands are your hands. 3 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:13,047 Spill this blood 4 00:00:13,147 --> 00:00:16,484 so the blood may bleed on my hands 5 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:19,353 and make them bloody. 6 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:20,850 This guy is 7 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,256 obsessed with blood. 8 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:23,716 Oh, yeah, we used to live together. 9 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:25,037 It was all he ever talked about. 10 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:26,860 Wait, did you finally get your own place? 11 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,360 Yeah, after we sacrifice this virgin, you should come see it. 12 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:30,531 But I'm not a virgin. 13 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:32,028 It doesn't really matter. 14 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,702 Blood, blood, blood! 15 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,904 Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood... 16 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,203 This guy is obsessed with blood. 17 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:41,041 We all love spilling it, but I bet he's 18 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:43,043 long gone when it comes time to clean it up. 19 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:45,546 I don't know, I-I think he's very scary. 20 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,215 Gilius! 21 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:49,546 Smells like a swamp rat perished in your beard. 22 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:51,051 It's a regular rat. 23 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,721 I'm going to use its bones to pick locks. 24 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:55,489 What locks? We're outside. 25 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:56,924 Ha! Spoken like a man 26 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,555 who's never been to a forbidden garden. 27 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,989 No, that's forbidden. 28 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:01,891 Focus. We have a possible virgin to save. 29 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,427 What's the plan, Ax? 30 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:05,895 What if we throw Gilius into the bonfire 31 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,731 and then attack in the chaos? 32 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:10,070 Oh! That's what we always do. 33 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:12,072 Because you're impervious to fire. 34 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:13,607 It still burns my clothes. 35 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,909 And the sparks fly up and cause a distraction. 36 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:18,579 I'm getting distracted just thinking about it. 37 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,781 What if we sneak up behind the skeletons, 38 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:23,251 steal their unholy robes, then free the girl 39 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:26,154 and brutally massacre everyone on our way out? 40 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:28,622 Hmm. I like the part about the brutal massacre. 41 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:31,325 The wind, it's shifting. 42 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:34,262 We should kill them before they smell Gilius's stench. 43 00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:35,929 They shouldn't have to suffer twice. 44 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:37,265 Tyris, they're skeletons. 45 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:38,766 They don't even have noses. 46 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:40,668 Yeah. Also, how do they see? 47 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,136 They have no eyes. 48 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,904 What holds the bones together? 49 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:45,269 -Ax. -Oh! 50 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,936 Remember to land in the fire. 51 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,576 Big sparks. 52 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:49,777 Don't touch me! 53 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:52,313 If anyone is gonna throw me, it's me. 54 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,483 Next time, we're doing my idea. 55 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,947 For Yuria! 56 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,053 Behold, Yuria. 57 00:02:00,154 --> 00:02:02,556 Once a land of peace and prosperity, 58 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:05,058 until the evil giant, Death Adder, 59 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:06,994 used the legendary Golden Axe 60 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:10,130 to slay the gods and take power. 61 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:13,567 But, out of the darkness, three heroes emerged. 62 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:17,137 Ax Battler, Barbarian warrior. 63 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:20,308 Tyris Flare, Master of Magic. 64 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:23,977 And malodorous battle dwarf, Gilius Thunderhead. 65 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:25,313 Ah! 66 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:28,081 Together, they defeated Death Adder. 67 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:32,720 But somehow Death Adder survived. 68 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,651 Because, otherwise, what would they do? 69 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,056 There would be no bad guy. 70 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,991 And he used the power of the Golden Axe 71 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:39,927 to resume his conquest. 72 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:43,664 Now our heroes must face him once again on... 73 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:47,368 Now back to Gilius landing in the fire. 74 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:50,166 There's gonna be big sparks. 75 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,669 For Yuria! 76 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,343 Whoa, big sparks. 77 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:57,173 Damn, those are distracting. 78 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,712 Who's ready to die? 79 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,047 Oh, shit. 80 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,449 For Yuria! 81 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,067 Oh! 82 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,069 Hey, do you consider yourself 83 00:03:22,169 --> 00:03:23,637 more of a pig or a skeleton? 84 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:24,838 Don't put me in a box. 85 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,340 I can be more than one thing. 86 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,706 Now you're more than one dead. 87 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,011 That worked, right? 88 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:32,012 Eh, not really. 89 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:33,213 Save the girl! 90 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:35,716 You may kill me, 91 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:38,248 but I will spill her blood 92 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:40,621 as Death Adder commands. 93 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,055 Death Adder is dead. 94 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:43,457 We saw to that. 95 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:46,727 As long as he possesses the Golden Axe, 96 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,330 he can never truly die. 97 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:51,428 Aw, crap. He possesses it, doesn't he? 98 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,866 No, please! 99 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,064 Stop, fiend! 100 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:06,880 Thank you. 101 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,750 Does anyone else smell swamp rat? 102 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:11,752 -It's a regular rat. -Gah! 103 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:14,322 We must spread word of Death Adder's return. 104 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:20,994 Gilius, where is your steed? 105 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,092 Oh, he probably found something dead. 106 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,498 Hey, Chicken Leg! 107 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:34,103 My, um, beast is ride able, if you'd like a way home. 108 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,876 Or to your boyfriend's house. 109 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,277 Do you have a boyfriend? 110 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,146 Oh. I actually 111 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,914 really like to walk. 112 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,450 You may ride with me. 113 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:43,984 Okay. 114 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,285 You're so pretty. 115 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:47,388 I know. 116 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:49,557 That was your fault. 117 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:51,325 You were staring at her. 118 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:54,595 Elsewhere in Yuria, 119 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:57,598 another hero prepares to take on Death Adder. 120 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,800 This carriage is so authentic. 121 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,635 There's dirty hay and everything. 122 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,771 I'm just used to riding in private coaches. 123 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:06,474 But if I'm to start my career as an adventurer, 124 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:08,776 I must be among my people. 125 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:11,545 My sleeping people, huh. 126 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,981 Must not be the first time they've met a young man like me 127 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:16,817 with dreams of becoming a legendary warrior. 128 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,318 Ow! You are awake. 129 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:19,887 If you don't stop yapping, 130 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,422 I'll cut out your tongue, boy. 131 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:22,856 I'm no boy, old lady. 132 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:23,957 I am a man. 133 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,225 Nay, a hero. 134 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,962 A hero known as Hampton Squib. Ow! 135 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:36,336 And so my heroic journey begins. 136 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:39,006 Whereth be citizens in need of protection? 137 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:45,546 Oh, my gods, it's them. 138 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,017 Watch your ale, Gilius. 139 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,322 At first light, we must set out 140 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:56,557 to confront Death Adder. 141 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,692 Ugh! Again? What's the point? 142 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,360 Are you suggesting we do nothing? 143 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:02,692 Do you not remember the tyranny of his rule? 144 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:03,856 What about your dead brother? 145 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:04,832 Or my dead mother? 146 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,734 He killed both of my parents. 147 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,403 All that was left of them was my mother's battle bikini. 148 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:12,906 I know it covers too much, but I wear it to honor her. 149 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:14,442 Sorry. 150 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:16,744 I can't tell the story without crying. 151 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,245 What I'm saying is, 152 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,744 we already killed Death Adder once. 153 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:22,879 What's to stop him from returning again? 154 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,952 This time we kill him for good. 155 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,354 Until he's dead, all the way. 156 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:30,791 If we're gonna do that, then we need an actual plan. 157 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,561 Your plan is to sneak up on Death Adder, 158 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:35,696 knock him out, steal his clothes... 159 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:39,066 No. I say we go after 160 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:42,069 the Emerald Blade. 161 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:44,271 ♪ The Emerald Blade. ♪ 162 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,539 The hell? 163 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:47,908 Gilius, the Emerald Blade's just a myth. 164 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,473 Did you guys not hear that, the singing? 165 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:51,612 -What if it's not? -The sky turned green. 166 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:54,247 What if the giants really did create a weapon 167 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:58,519 powerful enough to defeat the Golden Axe? 168 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,179 The giants have been gone for a century! 169 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,623 We don't have time for your fairy tales. 170 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,492 We're going to do what we do best: 171 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,927 face a series of progressively harder enemies 172 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,497 until we have a big final battle with Death Adder. 173 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:11,431 Great. Maybe when we get there, 174 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:12,800 you can throw me at him. 175 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,635 I was thinking the same thing. 176 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:17,266 -Am I a joke to you? -Your plan is. 177 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,106 We all have our roles, Gilius. 178 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:21,809 I'm a natural leader, full of great ideas. 179 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,277 Tyris is also a natural leader 180 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:25,946 with equally great ideas. 181 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,447 How do I fit in? 182 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:29,445 You're the tip of the spear. 183 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,752 Strong, reliable, deadly. 184 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,453 I'm more than a weapon! 185 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,923 You'd see that, but it's all, "Shut up and chop our enemies 186 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,691 with your axe, Gilius." 187 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,122 What else would you do with an axe? 188 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,293 I don't know! 189 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:42,129 You never let me find out! 190 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:44,164 I'm going after the Emerald Blade, 191 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,866 and you can't come. 192 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,197 Fine, you have three days to get this out of your system. 193 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:49,903 After that, we ride without you. 194 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,272 No, I ride without you. 195 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:54,942 That's right, Gilius Thunderhead 196 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:57,310 is going solo. 197 00:07:57,444 --> 00:08:00,180 Who? Oh, right, Gilius Dundermed, of course! 198 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,419 And so, Gilius set out in search 199 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,021 of the Emerald Blade 200 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,457 with Chicken Leg, his trusty... 201 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:13,561 mutant thing as his only companion. 202 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,629 He faced countless challenges. 203 00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:18,899 Many of which would've been made easier with the help of a team. 204 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:22,002 Like quicksand, this would've been way simpler 205 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,967 if he had someone to throw him a branch. 206 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:26,302 Help me, Chicken... 207 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,141 Now he's sleeping in a fire? 208 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,409 That's sad. 209 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:30,978 Oh, no, there goes the tunic. 210 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:33,013 Let's just cut to when he gets there. 211 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,816 Oh, hell yeah! 212 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:37,517 That looks sick. 213 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,221 "All who enter 214 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,691 "in search of the Emerald Blade 215 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:46,393 will die a thousand deaths." 216 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:47,995 This is the place! 217 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,468 Ha-ha! 218 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:59,106 Next time, make your door out of something stronger than skulls. 219 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:02,475 Echo! 220 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:03,877 Huh? 221 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:11,351 Die, creature of darkness! 222 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:15,823 Don't s-sneak up on a battle dwarf, you fool. 223 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,490 I almost chopped you. 224 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:18,792 Oh, my God. 225 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,894 Did you just bury your axe in the rock? 226 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,525 How strong are you? 227 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:23,864 Why have you been following me? 228 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,066 I was at the tavern and I recognized you. 229 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:29,670 You are the mighty Gilius Thunderhead. 230 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,438 I'm a huge fan. 231 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:34,775 You, Ax, and Tyris, I mean, you're my heroes. 232 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:35,909 Go on. 233 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:37,510 Can I ask one question about Ax? 234 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:39,508 Does he put anything in his hair to get that volume? 235 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,048 No, it's natural. 236 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,746 What do you want? 237 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,413 I was hoping 238 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,219 I could join your quest. 239 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,721 Go home, boyo. 240 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,289 I work alone. 241 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:50,791 But En-Nesryi says, 242 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,425 "The hero who quests alone 243 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,057 will die far from home." 244 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:56,063 Oh, you studied with En-Nesryi? 245 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:59,228 Yes, I majored in daggers. 246 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,068 Aah! Uh... 247 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,236 It's hard to get them to bounce like that. 248 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,105 You know what, you can come with me. 249 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,339 In fact... 250 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,541 why don't you go first? 251 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:10,377 Really? You won't regret this. 252 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:11,745 I'm Hampton, by the way. 253 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,513 Good for you. 254 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:17,284 Oh, man, my first real adventure! 255 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:21,321 Found the trap on the first try. 256 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,957 Have fun in the hole. 257 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,763 There is a large dead snake down here. 258 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:31,431 Hello? 259 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,468 Aah! There's a bunch of little alive ones, too. 260 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:41,152 Come on, I feel like you're not even giving this a chance. 261 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,276 I'm not ignoring your suggestion. 262 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,912 I just think it's stupid. 263 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,147 Why does guarding the corridor have to be boring? 264 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,949 We're reanimated skeletons. 265 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,284 We should lie on the ground, pretend to be normal, 266 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,586 dead skeletons, then when someone walks by, 267 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:56,356 we grab their ankles and scare the crap out of them. 268 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:59,455 That is such tiny skeleton thinking. 269 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,128 I'm normal-sized. 270 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:04,097 -You guys are huge. -Oh, oh, oh. 271 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,461 Thanks for the helmet. 272 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,633 Guys, give it back. 273 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,094 -Pretend you're dead... -Give it! 274 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,332 And you can have it back. 275 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,638 Hey! 276 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:15,575 Why don't you pick on someone my size? 277 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,651 What a couple of bullies. 278 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,787 Sorry those guys were being so tough on you. 279 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,556 I know what it's like to be disrespected 280 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,158 by your colleagues. 281 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,326 Like this one time, Ax and Tyris... 282 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,662 Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop! 283 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,996 I was on your side! 284 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,836 Stupid creatures of the dark. 285 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:54,347 Must be a hidden switch. 286 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:07,060 Ha! Easy. 287 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,231 Ah, damn it. 288 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,539 Yeah, I've got this. 289 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,010 Ah, dragon dick! 290 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,412 Okay, I need to be a little bit faster. 291 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,218 A little bit faster. 292 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,386 Faster. 293 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,889 Got to go faster. 294 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:36,890 Ow! 295 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,893 Maybe slower. 296 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,494 Huh? 297 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,531 Ha-ha! I did it! 298 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,566 -What did I do? -Hi! 299 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,936 Two switches. 300 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:50,733 Hardly even a puzzle, am I right? 301 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,601 I told you to wait in the snake pit. 302 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,307 Checking for more traps? 303 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,409 Smart. If I've learned anything today, 304 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:59,279 it's snake ribs are nature's ladders, and... 305 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,381 Go back to the pit. 306 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:03,951 Mean! 307 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,288 It wasn't a myth. 308 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,425 ♪ The Emerald Blade, the Emerald Blade ♪ 309 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,590 ♪ The Emerald Blade, the Emerald Blade ♪ 310 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:17,464 ♪ The Emerald Blade, the Emerald Blade. ♪ 311 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,771 Ye seek the blade, true, 312 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,940 but ye must taste Moggabog's blood 313 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,105 before ye can possess it. 314 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,811 Almost forgot about the 1,000-year-old troll. 315 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,646 Moggagabog, was it? 316 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,482 Moggabog. 317 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,951 Accent on the "bog." 318 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,653 Ha! I'm not learning how to say that. Aah! 319 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,461 Taste my axe, troll. 320 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,002 Moggabog laughs at you. 321 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:01,241 Truly one of the most pathetic creatures 322 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,976 Moggabog has ever faced. 323 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,680 Wait, how did you get past the puzzle door? 324 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,282 It takes two people. 325 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,317 Not for me. 326 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,784 I work alone. 327 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:15,155 -Oh, that's sad. -No, it's not. 328 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,820 But you're missing the best part of being an adventurer. 329 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:20,489 The friendships you forge along the way. 330 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,733 That can be a small part of it, 331 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,296 but there's also the money. 332 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,631 The money? 333 00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:27,901 Oh, you are so, so sad. 334 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,869 Uh-uh, I'm not, I'm not sad. 335 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,701 You're the one that's sad, down here all alone. 336 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,208 Not by choice. 337 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,644 Moggabog would love a companion. 338 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,513 But every time Moggabog meets someone new, 339 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,515 he is forced to kill them. 340 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:43,816 But you, 341 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,853 you choose to be alone? 342 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,517 Are you crying? 343 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,490 No! Maybe. 344 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,592 It's just... 345 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:58,565 Moggabog so lonely. 346 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:04,071 Gilius not sure what to say right now. 347 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,705 Moggabog sorry. 348 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,008 That was building up for a while. 349 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,039 Okay. Okay. 350 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,312 Moggabog ready to eat you now. 351 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,214 -You need a second? -No, no. 352 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:17,413 The devouring of your flesh will cheer me. 353 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,019 Okay. 354 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,219 Die! 355 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:30,030 ♪ The Emerald Blade. ♪ 356 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,402 Ha-ha! 357 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,735 Gilius! There was a boulder by one of the switches. 358 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,374 I slid it over and... 359 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,043 Did you kill a troll? 360 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,112 You do have a friend. 361 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,746 He's not my friend. 362 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,585 Please, let me hold it for one second? 363 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:55,488 I just want to hack some rocks or a bush or something? 364 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,424 The Emerald Blade isn't a toy. 365 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,092 Besides, I need to get back to town 366 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:01,261 before Ax and Tyris go after Death Adder. 367 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,925 You're gonna get back together with them? 368 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,265 Is it because I helped you learn the value of a good team? 369 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,933 Oh, they'll be the ones learning. 370 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,864 Learning how right I was about the Emerald Blade! 371 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,104 Hyah! 372 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,408 Gentle villagers, 373 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,273 fear not, for this day, 374 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,279 I set out to defeat Death Adder. 375 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:23,112 Along with my loyal, brave companions: Tyris Flare... 376 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,615 And our valued third team member, 377 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,555 the brave and mighty warrior. 378 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,258 They must've seen me riding into town. 379 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:34,861 I speak, of course, of Chronos Lait! 380 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,997 That's me, baby. 381 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,332 Huh? 382 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,168 Thank you, thank you. 383 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:42,902 I look forward to saving the kingdom. 384 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,638 And hey, keep a warm bowl of milk ready for when I get back. 385 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:49,172 Lick, lick, kitty's gonna be thirsty from kicking ass. 386 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,744 I leave for three days 387 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,181 and they replace me with Chronos Lait? 388 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,983 He has zero battle skills, he's just a cat man. 389 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,818 Sure, but he's got charisma. 390 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,849 Plus, he's a great dancer. 391 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,255 ♪ Scratch, scratch, shimmy ♪ 392 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,756 ♪ Shimmy, do the Chronos. ♪ 393 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:08,195 We will save Yuria! 394 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:10,493 ♪ Do the Chronos. ♪ 395 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,334 They were my best friends. 396 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:17,304 And they just decide to replace me with a dancing cat. 397 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:18,671 Panther man. 398 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,508 Oh, thank you for your devotion to accuracy. 399 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,143 ♪ Do the Chronos. ♪ 400 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,345 Whoa, looks like you're taking your friends 401 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,814 replacing you with a cat man pretty hard, eh? 402 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,216 Panther man. 403 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,551 You don't need those lousy ex-friends. 404 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,853 You've got the Emerald Blade. 405 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:34,921 Oh, yes! 406 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:37,257 The legendary Emerald Blade. 407 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,059 It's useless. 408 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,028 It's so dull, it can't cut butter. 409 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,364 You're still the mighty Gilius Thunderhead. 410 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:47,230 And I'm the soon-to-be mighty Hampton Squib. 411 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:50,203 Even if I were gonna go after Death Adder, 412 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,539 I would never go with you. 413 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:53,640 Why not? 414 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,308 Because you're useless. 415 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,072 I've seen you in a fight. 416 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,010 No, you haven't. 417 00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,712 True, but I imagined it. 418 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,248 You'll be dead the first time we run 419 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,516 into any little creature of the darkness. 420 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,618 Leave me be. 421 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:09,252 You know what? You're a stinky, drunk asshole 422 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:12,725 with no friends, and that mutant you ride is weird. 423 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:16,563 I may be an asshole, but you're an untrained fool. 424 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,031 Your teacher, En-Nesryi, I met him. 425 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,401 He was there one time when I fought Death Adder. 426 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,600 He pissed his pants and passed out in fear. 427 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,938 True story. 428 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,771 No wonder your friends ditched you for a cat. 429 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,909 Panther man. 430 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,911 Help! The village is under attack! 431 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,283 D-D-Death Adder's minions! 432 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,117 Ah, shit. 433 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,788 This town belongs to the demon lord. 434 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,256 Supplicate yourselves! 435 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,761 -What do I do? -Get in there and fight them. 436 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,434 Yes, sir! 437 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,568 Sir? 438 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:56,932 Damn right. 439 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,136 Oh, my back! 440 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,471 You don't throw someone. 441 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,772 That's disrespectful. 442 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,774 What are you gonna do about it? 443 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,785 I thought he was drunk? 444 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,621 Oh, he's extremely drunk. 445 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:19,792 Gilius! 446 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,796 Huh? 447 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,299 ♪ The Emerald Blade. ♪ 448 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,404 That thing was dull. 449 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,473 Did you see that? 450 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,174 The Emerald Blade lit up. 451 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,309 What does it mean? 452 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:39,675 It means we can stab our enemies in the dark. 453 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:43,346 And you might not be totally useless on this quest. 454 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,851 So I'm coming, really? 455 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,982 The two of us taking down Death Adder? 456 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,988 Yes, before anyone else does. 457 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,122 Is it a race? 458 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,124 Of course it's a race. 459 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,495 A race to save Yuria! 460 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,764 Hey, when the Emerald Blade lit up, 461 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,466 do you think it's because it chose me? 462 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,834 Ha! There's no such thing as chosen ones. 463 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:05,004 If there were, they would have at least gone through puberty 464 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,040 and not be some little boy. 465 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,112 I am a man! 466 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,984 And so begins the final quest 467 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,519 against Death Adder. 468 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,754 Fate has not chosen who will prevail, 469 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:25,224 the armies of the damned or the drunken battle dwarf 470 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,855 and his anxious virgin. 471 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:30,730 Either way, Yuria will never be the same. 472 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,566 Gilius! 473 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,737 Gilius! Gilius! 474 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:43,175 The Emerald Blade has been unearthed. 475 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:47,246 It can only be wielded by the Chosen One. 476 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,183 Bring them to me. 477 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,215 Yes, my liege. 478 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,097 What do you think they're laughing about? 479 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,222 Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! 480 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,225 Chirp.