1 00:00:46,801 --> 00:00:48,599 Hey, look. 2 00:01:24,934 --> 00:01:26,034 Okay, listen everybody. 3 00:01:36,934 --> 00:01:38,365 But her muffins are just so good. 4 00:01:38,367 --> 00:01:40,298 I know. 5 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:41,332 I'm gonna figure out the recipe and I'll make you some. 6 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:43,298 What? No, no, no. 7 00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:44,665 What am I supposed to do, eat muffins all the time? 8 00:01:44,667 --> 00:01:45,832 That's all I'm gonna do. 9 00:01:45,834 --> 00:01:47,265 Hold on. 10 00:01:48,234 --> 00:01:49,832 Are you okay? 11 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,101 ♪ ...deserves a quiet night 12 00:02:32,901 --> 00:02:39,034 ♪ The photograph on the dashboard Taken years ago 13 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:50,866 ♪ Turned around backwards So the windshield shows 14 00:02:50,868 --> 00:02:57,101 ♪ Every streetlight Reveals the picture in reverse 15 00:03:01,467 --> 00:03:05,031 ♪ Still, it's so much clearer 16 00:03:05,033 --> 00:03:09,966 ♪ I forgot my eggs 17 00:03:09,968 --> 00:03:12,834 ♪ At the watershed 18 00:03:13,634 --> 00:03:16,267 ♪ The moon's low 19 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:23,465 ♪ Nightswimming (Nightswimming) 20 00:03:23,467 --> 00:03:28,265 ♪ Deserves a quiet night (Nightswimming) 21 00:03:28,267 --> 00:03:33,934 ♪ I'm not sure all these people understand 22 00:03:35,801 --> 00:03:37,267 ♪ Nightswimming 23 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:41,932 ♪ It's not like years ago 24 00:03:41,934 --> 00:03:45,067 ♪ The fear of getting caught 25 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:51,332 ♪ Of recklessness and water 26 00:03:51,334 --> 00:03:55,532 ♪ They cannot see me naked ♪ 27 00:03:55,534 --> 00:04:00,732 ♪ These things, they go away 28 00:04:00,734 --> 00:04:05,031 ♪ Replaced by every day ♪ 29 00:04:05,033 --> 00:04:08,734 ♪ Nightswimming 30 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:14,398 ♪ Remembering that night 31 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:20,867 ♪ September's coming soon I'm pining for the moon 32 00:04:23,334 --> 00:04:27,201 ♪ And what if there were two 33 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:32,465 ♪ Side by side in orbit 34 00:04:32,467 --> 00:04:36,966 ♪ Around the fairest sun? 35 00:04:36,968 --> 00:04:39,732 ♪ That bright 36 00:04:39,734 --> 00:04:46,131 ♪ Tight forever drum 37 00:04:46,133 --> 00:04:53,734 ♪ Could not describe 38 00:04:56,200 --> 00:05:01,198 ♪ Nightswimming (Nightswimming) 39 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:05,532 ♪ You, I thought I knew you (Nightswimming) 40 00:05:05,534 --> 00:05:09,101 ♪ You, I cannot judge you (Nightswimming) 41 00:05:10,434 --> 00:05:13,834 ♪ You, I thought you knew me (Nightswimming) 42 00:05:14,868 --> 00:05:19,298 ♪ This one laughing quietly (Nightswimming) 43 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:24,065 ♪ Underneath my breath (Nightswimming) 44 00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:28,265 ♪ Nightswimming (Nightswimming) 45 00:05:28,267 --> 00:05:33,265 ♪ The photograph reflects (Nightswimming) 46 00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:37,899 ♪ Every streetlight a reminder (Nightswimming) 47 00:05:37,901 --> 00:05:41,699 ♪ Nightswimming (Nightswimming) 48 00:05:41,701 --> 00:05:46,298 ♪ Deserves a quiet night 49 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:49,699 ♪ Deserves a quiet night 50 00:05:49,701 --> 00:05:52,800 ♪ Nightswimming 51 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:58,866 ♪ Nightswimming 52 00:05:58,868 --> 00:06:03,732 ♪ Nightswimming 53 00:06:03,734 --> 00:06:07,465 ♪ Nightswimming ♪ 54 00:06:32,467 --> 00:06:35,001 Why so puffy? I can't even get them on. 55 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:46,167 So sorry. 56 00:06:53,567 --> 00:06:56,499 Yeah, I just got into town and I'm meeting Billy tomorrow. 57 00:06:56,501 --> 00:06:58,298 - She says she wants to cook me dinner, - 58 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,866 but I'll probably just like crash 59 00:07:00,868 --> 00:07:03,265 at a hotel tomorrow night and then head back to the city Thursday. 60 00:07:03,267 --> 00:07:05,665 Good. Wouldn't want you marooned in the wilderness 61 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:07,765 with Norma Desmond from Sunset Boulevard. 62 00:07:07,767 --> 00:07:10,633 Stop. She's not Norma Desmond from Sunset Boulevard. 63 00:07:12,167 --> 00:07:14,899 Didn't you say she's a recluse? 64 00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:18,265 No. I mean, yeah... 65 00:07:18,267 --> 00:07:20,298 she's reclusive, but she seems like totally with it. 66 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:22,699 She just hasn't acted in a while. 67 00:07:22,701 --> 00:07:25,098 Okay, I know you think this is gonna help you crack the reboot, 68 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:28,198 but can you just drop a pin for me when you get there? Okay? 69 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,899 And watch out for any rusty nails left lying around. 70 00:07:31,601 --> 00:07:35,600 Yes. They have Sweet Tart Mini Chewy. 71 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:39,899 Anyway, what are you up to tonight? 72 00:07:39,901 --> 00:07:42,198 I'm going to a poetry reading with Thor, 73 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,201 that bisexual king I've been seeing. 74 00:07:45,734 --> 00:07:47,432 Hi to Thor. 75 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:49,165 Hi from Kris. 76 00:07:49,167 --> 00:07:50,998 Oh. What up, Kris? 77 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,500 Thor says what up. 78 00:07:56,067 --> 00:07:57,734 Oh my God. 79 00:07:59,634 --> 00:08:01,365 You'll never guess what they're selling at this gas station. 80 00:08:01,367 --> 00:08:02,900 Methamphetamine? 81 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:05,632 Illegal firearms? 82 00:08:05,634 --> 00:08:08,098 Confederate flag decals for the backs of various pickup trucks? 83 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:10,632 No, Camp Miasma Part Six. 84 00:08:12,234 --> 00:08:13,765 This too, please. 85 00:08:13,767 --> 00:08:16,532 - Hmm. Part Six. - Like your hair, by the way. 86 00:08:16,534 --> 00:08:19,298 Is that the one with the faces in the skin wall? 87 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:21,599 No, no. It's the one after that 88 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:24,031 where they try to like course correct, back to basics. 89 00:08:24,033 --> 00:08:25,232 It's actually pretty good. It's one of the better sequels. 90 00:08:25,234 --> 00:08:26,131 You're such a nerd. 91 00:08:26,133 --> 00:08:27,234 Thank you. 92 00:08:42,968 --> 00:08:44,234 I have you in for one night. 93 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,034 - Is that correct? - Yeah. 94 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,633 Listen, I was just wondering, 95 00:08:52,234 --> 00:08:54,265 do you have any rooms with DVD players? 96 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,732 DVD? 97 00:08:57,734 --> 00:09:01,932 Like if I wanted to watch this. 98 00:09:01,934 --> 00:09:02,867 Oh my gosh, yes. 99 00:09:04,534 --> 00:09:07,432 - I'm in that movie. - What? 100 00:09:07,434 --> 00:09:11,098 Yeah, they shot at the haunted summer camp about 20 miles up the hill. Camp Tivoli. 101 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,365 They filmed around here and they cast some locals in some parts, 102 00:09:13,367 --> 00:09:14,832 you know, to save money. 103 00:09:14,834 --> 00:09:17,432 - But... - Shit. 104 00:09:17,434 --> 00:09:19,600 Yeah, I actually, I thought you looked familiar. 105 00:09:30,601 --> 00:09:33,667 You know, I think I do have a DVD player or two around here. 106 00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:36,234 I'll just go look for them. 107 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:49,533 Oh, there. I think I see it. 108 00:09:55,701 --> 00:09:57,565 Yahtzee. 109 00:10:10,033 --> 00:10:11,866 Come on, I thought you wanted to go skinny-dipping. 110 00:10:11,868 --> 00:10:13,131 Yeah. 111 00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:15,632 I mean, I don't know. 112 00:10:15,634 --> 00:10:18,098 It's July, Megan. The water's warm even at night. 113 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:19,567 No, it's not that. It's just... 114 00:10:20,701 --> 00:10:22,998 isn't this that defunct sleepaway camp 115 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,799 where those teenagers got murdered all those years ago 116 00:10:24,801 --> 00:10:26,867 by that pervert in the ceiling vent helmet? 117 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,866 Aw. 118 00:10:28,868 --> 00:10:31,499 You scared of Little Death? 119 00:10:31,501 --> 00:10:33,265 Scared he's gonna take his big rusty spear and... 120 00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:34,465 - Stop it. - Penetrate you? 121 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,632 Anyway, that was years ago. 122 00:10:36,634 --> 00:10:37,932 That freak has been dead forever. 123 00:10:37,934 --> 00:10:39,699 Haven't you heard? 124 00:10:39,701 --> 00:10:41,267 Camp Miasma's reopening this year. 125 00:10:47,934 --> 00:10:49,134 Come on. 126 00:10:50,434 --> 00:10:52,165 The water's gonna feel so good on your body. 127 00:10:52,167 --> 00:10:53,234 I promise. 128 00:11:26,934 --> 00:11:28,633 It's over now. He's dead... 129 00:11:29,734 --> 00:11:30,834 forever... 130 00:11:33,701 --> 00:11:35,165 this time. 131 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,533 No. 132 00:11:39,968 --> 00:11:41,800 It's never over. 133 00:11:43,334 --> 00:11:45,034 Don't you understand? 134 00:11:47,334 --> 00:11:50,232 He's still down there at the bottom of the lake. 135 00:11:50,234 --> 00:11:52,966 He's still hungry. 136 00:12:02,601 --> 00:12:05,932 Hey, so... I'm almost to Billy's house. 137 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,599 But have you ever done a GPS where it's just coordinates, like numbers? 138 00:12:08,601 --> 00:12:10,966 'Cause that's... She just gave me numbers. 139 00:12:10,968 --> 00:12:12,799 Great. Yeah, that's great. 140 00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:15,131 So listen, I just got a text from Tracy. 141 00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:17,198 They want you to meet with the head of the studio on Friday. 142 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,899 - Can you do Friday? - Um... 143 00:12:19,901 --> 00:12:22,398 Okay, I'm gonna confirm. And remember, for the origin story, 144 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,031 they're looking for elevated, AKA woke. 145 00:12:25,033 --> 00:12:26,765 So... I'm getting another call. Bye. 146 00:12:28,534 --> 00:12:29,967 Turn right onto Frog Hollow Road. 147 00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:33,934 Continue for 1,000 feet. 148 00:12:34,901 --> 00:12:37,765 What? There's no road. 149 00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:40,165 In 500 feet, the destination is on your right. 150 00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:41,765 Jesus. 151 00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:43,665 Return to the route. 152 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,465 - What route? - Return to the route. 153 00:12:50,868 --> 00:12:51,967 Arrived. 154 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,131 No. 155 00:13:25,868 --> 00:13:27,234 You gotta be kidding me. 156 00:13:58,701 --> 00:14:00,332 Hello? 157 00:14:02,868 --> 00:14:04,067 Is anyone here? 158 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,533 Whoa. 159 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,365 I feel like there's about to be a jump scare. 160 00:16:53,501 --> 00:16:54,900 Hi. 161 00:16:56,601 --> 00:16:58,034 I'm Billy Presley. 162 00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:04,101 You must be the writer-director. 163 00:17:08,033 --> 00:17:09,165 Yeah, hi. 164 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,499 You came out of nowhere. I didn't know you were in here. 165 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,767 I'm sorry. 166 00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:18,633 I saw you and I wanted to scare you. 167 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:22,667 It's only fair, right? 168 00:17:24,634 --> 00:17:26,234 You've already seen me. 169 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,432 - - Sorry, my day got kind of away from me. 170 00:17:42,434 --> 00:17:46,198 I suddenly realized that I didn't have any food for dinner, 171 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,001 so had to do an emergency takeout run. 172 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:53,034 The options around here, as you can imagine, are not that... 173 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,165 well, good. 174 00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:58,834 So I hope you like fried chicken. 175 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:03,332 Oh, shoot. I should have asked. 176 00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:04,700 You're not vegan or something, are you? 177 00:18:06,367 --> 00:18:08,098 Gluten-free? That's big right now, huh? 178 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:12,767 I love fried chicken. 179 00:18:13,434 --> 00:18:14,633 Good. 180 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,134 Right answer. I like fried chicken too. 181 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,899 Oh, those are greasy. Those are good. 182 00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,432 Now, if it gets too real, 183 00:18:42,434 --> 00:18:44,567 you can always turn it off. 184 00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:49,131 That was promotional for the home video release, 185 00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:50,432 but I kinda like it. 186 00:18:50,434 --> 00:18:51,832 Sorry, I didn't mean to... 187 00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:52,700 No, I'm sorry. 188 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:57,165 I'm sorry I wasn't here when you showed up. 189 00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:59,700 No, no, that space is amazing. I just, I didn't realize that you, you... 190 00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:06,966 Or yeah, how did you choose to live at the... 191 00:19:06,968 --> 00:19:09,267 abandoned sleepaway camp from the first Miasma film? 192 00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,633 Well, isn't that obvious? 193 00:19:20,267 --> 00:19:23,267 Someone's gotta be here when Little Death comes back. 194 00:19:26,367 --> 00:19:27,532 What? 195 00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:34,732 Little Death isn't real. 196 00:19:34,734 --> 00:19:36,734 Well, not with that attitude he isn't. 197 00:19:41,734 --> 00:19:44,098 You see, 198 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,134 I discovered something when I moved here. 199 00:19:48,534 --> 00:19:52,799 There is a hole at the bottom of the lake 200 00:19:52,801 --> 00:19:54,800 where the movies come from, 201 00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:57,967 and he is still waiting down there. 202 00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:01,065 And if you've seen his movies, 203 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,734 you know 204 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:06,201 he always comes back. 205 00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:22,265 Oh my God, you thought that I was some crazy lady, didn't you? 206 00:20:22,267 --> 00:20:23,532 - No. - Yes, you did. 207 00:20:23,534 --> 00:20:26,232 - I saw it on your face. - No, I didn't. 208 00:20:26,234 --> 00:20:29,131 You thought I was a full bugs-under-the-skin recluse crazy lady. 209 00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:32,098 Like, what's her name? 210 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,298 From... From Sunset Boulevard? 211 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,665 I know who you're talking about, 212 00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:39,665 but I can't... Yeah, I can't remember her name. 213 00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:43,298 Anyway, a real estate agent showed me the old camp. 214 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,098 I thought it was sort of... 215 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:47,298 morbidly fitting, you know? 216 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:50,198 The first movie really left its mark on me. 217 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,899 I needed to get away from reality. 218 00:20:51,901 --> 00:20:53,700 I like the seclusion, 219 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,465 the vastness of it all. 220 00:20:57,467 --> 00:21:00,633 I can work on my paintings in peace, and nobody bothers me. 221 00:21:02,868 --> 00:21:04,633 Guess I bought myself a... 222 00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:07,932 private alternate universe. 223 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,533 I totally get that desire. 224 00:21:10,634 --> 00:21:11,900 Speaking of desire 225 00:21:18,734 --> 00:21:20,034 do you like dipping sauce? 226 00:21:22,133 --> 00:21:23,834 I love dipping sauce. 227 00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:26,767 I love dipping sauce, too. 228 00:22:27,634 --> 00:22:28,967 So Kris 229 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,734 here you are in my home eating chicken. 230 00:22:36,133 --> 00:22:38,899 Why don't you tell me about yourself? 231 00:22:38,901 --> 00:22:42,298 Oh, God. I don't know. I mean, I'm sitting here with Billy Presley. 232 00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:44,699 - I don't wanna talk about myself. - Now, don't flatter me. 233 00:22:44,701 --> 00:22:46,165 No, I'm not trying to flatter you, but okay. 234 00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:48,599 Well, yeah, um... 235 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:51,201 Well, I'm a filmmaker, but you know that. 236 00:22:52,234 --> 00:22:55,700 My work explores the intersection of 237 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,632 queerness and cultural depictions of monstrosity. 238 00:23:00,634 --> 00:23:03,065 I made my first feature a couple years ago for like, six dollars. 239 00:23:03,067 --> 00:23:04,500 I saw it. Mm-hmm. 240 00:23:05,934 --> 00:23:07,599 You saw Jouissance? 241 00:23:07,601 --> 00:23:09,398 Yeah. 242 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,098 I had to drive into town to get enough Wi-Fi to rent it, 243 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,065 but yeah, I saw it. 244 00:23:14,067 --> 00:23:15,567 I do my research. 245 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,034 What did you think of it? 246 00:23:19,467 --> 00:23:21,065 Well... 247 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,065 - Oh, you hated it. - No, I didn't hate it. 248 00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:24,533 I 249 00:23:27,634 --> 00:23:30,899 Well, you remade Psycho from the perspective of the shower curtain. 250 00:23:30,901 --> 00:23:32,398 That was only the last third. 251 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,932 I just think it was over my head is all... 252 00:23:34,934 --> 00:23:37,234 It's a meta commentary on the gender trouble inherent to the slasher genre. 253 00:23:39,133 --> 00:23:40,234 We're just different generations is all. 254 00:23:42,934 --> 00:23:46,165 Anyway, yeah, audiences mostly didn't get it either, 255 00:23:46,167 --> 00:23:49,232 but enough critics liked it that it opened some doors for me in Hollywood, 256 00:23:49,234 --> 00:23:50,265 and that's kinda where this opportunity came from. 257 00:23:50,267 --> 00:23:53,198 To remake Camp Miasma? 258 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,167 Yeah, which like on the surface is like a weird career move for me, 259 00:23:57,501 --> 00:23:59,298 but see, I got it all figured out. 260 00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:01,298 What they don't know is that the original Camp Miasma 261 00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:03,499 - was basically my queer awakening. - Oh. 262 00:24:03,501 --> 00:24:05,234 I'm gonna beat Hollywood at its own game. 263 00:24:06,167 --> 00:24:08,332 The execs all butter you up. 264 00:24:08,334 --> 00:24:10,565 They tell you your perspective is so fresh. 265 00:24:10,567 --> 00:24:12,832 They call you the voice of a generation, 266 00:24:12,834 --> 00:24:14,265 but I know the real reason they were willing to give me 267 00:24:14,267 --> 00:24:15,201 the keys to this franchise. 268 00:24:17,334 --> 00:24:19,700 It's zombie IP. They need me to resurrect it. 269 00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:24,131 Well, I guess if Little Death has been killed so many times, 270 00:24:24,133 --> 00:24:26,232 you could think of him as a zombie. 271 00:24:26,234 --> 00:24:28,098 No, no, not a zombie movie, zombie IP. 272 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:31,265 The IP itself is undead, 273 00:24:31,267 --> 00:24:33,765 as in too problematic to reboot, because of woke, 274 00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:35,866 which in Hollywood right now is a really big problem, 275 00:24:35,868 --> 00:24:38,365 because intellectual property from decades ago 276 00:24:38,367 --> 00:24:40,332 is basically the only thing anyone's willing to spend money on anymore, 277 00:24:40,334 --> 00:24:43,131 what with the capitalism being so late and all. 278 00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:45,899 And look, every long-running franchise has skeletons in its closet. 279 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:49,465 I mean, James Bond literally assaults women in Goldfinger 280 00:24:49,467 --> 00:24:52,098 and Thunderball, and Mickey Mouse did blackface 281 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:54,465 - that one time. - Mickey did that? 282 00:24:54,467 --> 00:24:59,031 So what does a studio do when there's easy money 283 00:24:59,033 --> 00:25:01,632 just waiting to be made on a movie franchise, just sitting there dormant, 284 00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:04,499 but it's one as blatantly transphobic as Camp Miasma? 285 00:25:04,501 --> 00:25:07,565 They hire a queer person to paper over the ugliness, 286 00:25:07,567 --> 00:25:10,031 give Little Death a more tragic backstory, 287 00:25:10,033 --> 00:25:12,765 weave in some perfunctory message about gender, trauma, 288 00:25:12,767 --> 00:25:14,699 being yourself against all odds. 289 00:25:14,701 --> 00:25:16,967 Bam! Zombie IP resurrected, shareholders get paid. 290 00:25:20,601 --> 00:25:22,034 Kris, 291 00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:24,734 I didn't ask you about your work. 292 00:25:26,834 --> 00:25:28,767 I asked about you. 293 00:25:30,467 --> 00:25:31,934 I want you to tell me about yourself. 294 00:25:32,834 --> 00:25:33,867 Sorry. 295 00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:38,432 I have a tendency to get kind of fired up about that stuff. 296 00:25:38,434 --> 00:25:40,234 Sometimes, I kinda think I am my work. 297 00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:42,734 Well, I'm sure that's not true. 298 00:25:44,767 --> 00:25:47,201 Okay. Uh, let's see. 299 00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:51,799 Uh, well, I'm 29. 300 00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:57,665 I... grew up in the suburbs, but I haven't really talked 301 00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:59,298 to my family since shortly after I came out. 302 00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:02,998 I use she/they pronouns. 303 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,465 Are you married? 304 00:26:04,467 --> 00:26:05,767 No. God, no. 305 00:26:06,434 --> 00:26:07,932 No. 306 00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:09,732 No, I'm poly. 307 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:11,098 What's poly? 308 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:12,832 Like polyamorous. 309 00:26:12,834 --> 00:26:14,699 Oh, I don't know poly. 310 00:26:14,701 --> 00:26:16,465 Yeah. It... 311 00:26:16,467 --> 00:26:19,031 Basically, I have a partner, and then my partner 312 00:26:19,033 --> 00:26:20,565 has another partner, too. 313 00:26:20,567 --> 00:26:21,699 Oh! 314 00:26:21,701 --> 00:26:22,800 Kinda like cheating. 315 00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:25,565 Yeah. 316 00:26:25,567 --> 00:26:27,232 Yeah, but with game nights where you have to hang out 317 00:26:27,234 --> 00:26:29,632 with bisexual guys named Thor. 318 00:26:29,634 --> 00:26:31,465 You don't sound too excited about it. 319 00:26:31,467 --> 00:26:33,065 No, I am. I am. 320 00:26:33,067 --> 00:26:34,934 I just uh, I... 321 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,398 I don't know. All that stuff has just 322 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,934 kinda always been in the background for me, 323 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,533 like sex or whatever. 324 00:26:43,834 --> 00:26:45,665 I mean, I love my partner. 325 00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:48,198 Really, I do, and I want their needs to be met. 326 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,765 But just for me, 327 00:26:51,767 --> 00:26:54,934 sex has always felt like kind of a distraction. 328 00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:58,967 My primary partner tends to be my work. 329 00:27:00,133 --> 00:27:01,767 I'm noticing a trend. 330 00:27:03,133 --> 00:27:04,734 Yeah. 331 00:27:06,601 --> 00:27:08,201 I guess 332 00:27:09,767 --> 00:27:14,532 love, sex, all that stuff has just never been easy for me. 333 00:27:14,534 --> 00:27:16,134 I 334 00:27:18,167 --> 00:27:20,600 Sometimes I think my art is just like, a place for me to hide from all that. 335 00:27:22,067 --> 00:27:23,267 Well, like this camp is for me. 336 00:27:24,868 --> 00:27:27,167 It's your own private alternate universe. 337 00:27:33,133 --> 00:27:34,834 Look, when I was younger, 338 00:27:36,033 --> 00:27:38,134 sex was stressful for me, too. 339 00:27:40,334 --> 00:27:43,031 I created some kind of a block around it 340 00:27:43,033 --> 00:27:44,832 that I couldn't quite name. 341 00:27:44,834 --> 00:27:46,201 Exactly. 342 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,633 I had to find a way to get out of my head. 343 00:27:53,767 --> 00:27:55,600 And this helped. 344 00:28:15,334 --> 00:28:16,600 Sorry. 345 00:28:19,467 --> 00:28:21,001 - I'm sorry. - No, you're good. 346 00:28:23,567 --> 00:28:25,499 No, I mean I'm sorry about bringing all this up. 347 00:28:25,501 --> 00:28:27,065 We shouldn't be talking about my sex life. 348 00:28:27,067 --> 00:28:28,332 We've only just met. 349 00:28:28,334 --> 00:28:29,998 Why not? 350 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,398 'Cause it's weird. I... 351 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,134 This is a work meeting. I don't wanna be like 352 00:28:34,834 --> 00:28:38,398 Me Too-ish, Me Too-y, Me Too... 353 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,899 Honey, I auditioned for The Burning. 354 00:28:40,901 --> 00:28:42,967 You know who created that? 355 00:28:43,968 --> 00:28:46,198 You don't scare me. 356 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,198 And besides, this isn't a business meeting. 357 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,799 We're eating fried chicken and smoking weed, 358 00:28:51,801 --> 00:28:54,067 and talking about making art together. 359 00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:58,065 Okay. Well, in that case, can I ask you something personal? 360 00:28:58,067 --> 00:28:59,800 Uh-huh. 361 00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:04,967 Why'd you stop acting? 362 00:29:06,234 --> 00:29:09,332 You had a few bit parts 363 00:29:09,334 --> 00:29:11,532 and then you starred in the original Miasma, 364 00:29:11,534 --> 00:29:13,600 then you kinda just fell off the face of the earth. 365 00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:23,934 Well, they invited me back for the sequel, 366 00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:27,001 and the third one, too. 367 00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:31,234 But I was pretty burnt out. 368 00:29:33,334 --> 00:29:35,034 And after a while they stopped calling. 369 00:29:36,267 --> 00:29:37,700 I guess I just... 370 00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:39,834 aged out. 371 00:29:44,901 --> 00:29:47,031 Ms Presley, Billy, 372 00:29:47,033 --> 00:29:49,532 I just have to say I am a lifelong fan, 373 00:29:49,534 --> 00:29:52,332 and I know we're only just meeting, 374 00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:55,332 but I feel very, very strongly about the potential 375 00:29:55,334 --> 00:29:57,465 of this collaboration. 376 00:29:57,467 --> 00:29:59,265 - Here comes the hard sell. - But I'm serious. 377 00:29:59,267 --> 00:30:01,765 I don't know how to explain it, 378 00:30:01,767 --> 00:30:04,632 but I just know that being here is gonna help me crack the Miasma story. 379 00:30:04,634 --> 00:30:07,532 I don't wanna make another dumb sequel in the Camp Miasma franchise. 380 00:30:07,534 --> 00:30:09,265 I don't wanna make a remake of a remake, of a remake. 381 00:30:09,267 --> 00:30:11,165 Everything's a remake of something. 382 00:30:11,167 --> 00:30:14,232 I wanna make something that feels fresh and new, but timeless. 383 00:30:14,234 --> 00:30:18,198 Maybe there is no Miasma movie, it was based on a real serial killer, Ed Gein. 384 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,232 It's like I said in my letter, I mean, to me, 385 00:30:21,234 --> 00:30:24,966 the soul of Camp Miasma has always been 386 00:30:24,968 --> 00:30:27,065 - that look in your character's eye. - That look in my eye. 387 00:30:27,067 --> 00:30:29,998 Exactly. 388 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,765 That look has been seared into my memory ever since I saw it on a VHS tape 389 00:30:33,767 --> 00:30:36,532 I had absolutely no business being able to watch as an 8-year-old. 390 00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:38,499 If I can capture that look in your eye again 35 years later, 391 00:30:38,501 --> 00:30:41,298 then I will have done my job as 392 00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:43,098 - the latest shepherd... - As the latest shepherd 393 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:45,267 in the Camp Miasma legacy. 394 00:30:46,033 --> 00:30:47,632 I know. 395 00:30:47,634 --> 00:30:48,966 I read your letter. 396 00:30:48,968 --> 00:30:50,067 It's a good pitch. 397 00:30:52,133 --> 00:30:53,734 I'm just not convinced that it'll work. 398 00:30:55,434 --> 00:30:57,332 Why not? 399 00:30:57,334 --> 00:31:00,001 Because you talk about it so academically, and 400 00:31:02,334 --> 00:31:06,599 Camp Miasma, it wasn't about cultural depictions 401 00:31:06,601 --> 00:31:08,700 of monstrosity or... 402 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:12,998 gender trouble or any of that stuff. 403 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,567 It was about two very simple things 404 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,567 flesh 405 00:31:22,667 --> 00:31:24,167 and fluids. 406 00:31:31,267 --> 00:31:33,101 I really, I really appreciate you... 407 00:31:34,968 --> 00:31:37,699 yeah, taking the time, and I'm sure our reps will be in touch, 408 00:31:37,701 --> 00:31:39,699 and hopefully, we can work something out. 409 00:31:39,701 --> 00:31:43,098 But obviously, no worries if things don't align and... 410 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:44,866 - Kris. - You decide not to. 411 00:31:44,868 --> 00:31:47,065 You don't need to leave, you know? 412 00:31:47,067 --> 00:31:49,998 - I made up the guest room upstairs. - 413 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,866 That's very kind, but I should probably get on the road. 414 00:31:53,868 --> 00:31:56,932 Well, it's a bit late to drive, isn't it, especially in this weather? 415 00:31:56,934 --> 00:31:59,265 I don't wanna impose any more than I already have. Really. 416 00:31:59,267 --> 00:32:00,899 It's not an imposition. 417 00:32:00,901 --> 00:32:02,800 - It's okay. - Kris. 418 00:32:04,067 --> 00:32:05,900 Kris, I'm asking you to stay. 419 00:32:06,934 --> 00:32:08,167 Is that an order? 420 00:32:10,467 --> 00:32:11,834 Yeah. 421 00:32:12,801 --> 00:32:14,101 Yeah, that's an order. 422 00:32:17,801 --> 00:32:19,101 We can get to know each other. 423 00:32:21,334 --> 00:32:24,533 We can watch my print of the first film together. 424 00:32:27,334 --> 00:32:30,465 You can tell me more about that look in my eye, and well 425 00:32:31,968 --> 00:32:33,734 We have to be on the same page if... 426 00:32:34,501 --> 00:32:35,967 We're gonna be working together? 427 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,198 Please. 428 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,131 We're already working together. 429 00:33:17,367 --> 00:33:18,700 Yeah 430 00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:23,134 I like her. 431 00:33:29,067 --> 00:33:32,234 It's been a long time since I've let someone really see me. 432 00:33:34,167 --> 00:33:37,298 My acting or my art. 433 00:33:38,801 --> 00:33:40,098 Yeah. 434 00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:42,031 You know what? I agree. 435 00:33:45,300 --> 00:33:48,867 Well, she's more in her head than in her body, but, 436 00:33:50,767 --> 00:33:52,034 well, she's got potential. 437 00:33:54,501 --> 00:33:55,932 - Hold on. - 438 00:33:55,934 --> 00:33:57,632 I hear something. 439 00:34:57,067 --> 00:34:58,500 Morning, sleepyhead. 440 00:35:00,567 --> 00:35:02,198 I didn't know what you wanted for breakfast, 441 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:06,131 so I got a variety pack from the Costco. 442 00:35:06,133 --> 00:35:07,932 Look at that. Isn't that cute? 443 00:35:07,934 --> 00:35:10,198 You got your Frosted Flakes and your Froot Loops, 444 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,532 and your Cocoa Krispies. 445 00:35:12,534 --> 00:35:13,834 There's a little something for everyone. 446 00:35:17,901 --> 00:35:19,267 - Is something wrong? - No. 447 00:35:21,834 --> 00:35:24,332 Well, actually, yes. Sorry. 448 00:35:24,334 --> 00:35:25,665 I'm just gonna say this even if it sounds weird. 449 00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:27,765 Is there, um 450 00:35:27,767 --> 00:35:29,201 Is there someone else in the house with us right now? 451 00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:31,866 What are you talking about? 452 00:35:31,868 --> 00:35:35,432 Uh, last night before I went to bed, I thought I heard talking. 453 00:35:35,434 --> 00:35:37,932 It sounded like maybe you were talking to someone else. 454 00:35:37,934 --> 00:35:39,201 I don't think so. 455 00:35:40,801 --> 00:35:42,932 As far as I know, it's just the two of us here. 456 00:35:42,934 --> 00:35:45,198 There was no one in your bedroom last night? 457 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,465 Your dead taxidermied mum, just to throw like, a totally random example. 458 00:35:47,467 --> 00:35:48,633 Nope, 459 00:35:49,167 --> 00:35:50,633 just the two of us. 460 00:35:52,133 --> 00:35:54,365 If you don't believe me, you can go look. 461 00:35:54,367 --> 00:35:56,398 - No, I believe you. - No, I'm serious, go look. 462 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,432 It's okay. I must've been making it up. 463 00:35:57,434 --> 00:35:59,267 Go look. 464 00:37:15,167 --> 00:37:17,365 She's amazing. 465 00:37:17,367 --> 00:37:18,565 I mean, she's clearly the same person 466 00:37:18,567 --> 00:37:20,632 from Miasma I, 467 00:37:20,634 --> 00:37:23,732 the final girl, but she's so much more, too. 468 00:37:23,734 --> 00:37:27,899 Like, she's weird and, like sexy and tough, 469 00:37:27,901 --> 00:37:31,067 but also like really funny, too, and she's a stoner. 470 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,998 Oh, God. I mean, it's amazing. 471 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,765 There is so much more to explore in her that the first film barely even hinted at. 472 00:37:38,767 --> 00:37:41,232 - Yeah. - I mean... Yeah, I'm obsessed. 473 00:37:41,234 --> 00:37:42,267 Tell the studio I'm obsessed. 474 00:37:43,734 --> 00:37:45,332 You're still just thinking a cameo though, right? 475 00:37:45,334 --> 00:37:47,832 No, no. It's her. 476 00:37:47,834 --> 00:37:49,665 I mean, the whole movie's gotta be her. 477 00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:51,866 Did I tell you that she literally lives 478 00:37:51,868 --> 00:37:53,599 at the abandoned sleepaway camp from Miasma I? 479 00:37:53,601 --> 00:37:54,966 You mentioned that, yeah. 480 00:37:54,968 --> 00:37:57,031 Come on. 481 00:37:57,033 --> 00:37:59,398 Are we thinking a supporting role? 482 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,934 'Cause I still need to set expectations with the studio. 483 00:38:03,067 --> 00:38:05,098 Hail Satan. 484 00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:06,765 No, listen to me. You're not hearing what I'm saying. 485 00:38:06,767 --> 00:38:09,131 She is the lead, okay? 486 00:38:09,133 --> 00:38:12,332 The final girl again. 487 00:38:12,334 --> 00:38:16,232 Kris, taking over the Miasma franchise is a really, really big deal. 488 00:38:16,234 --> 00:38:18,532 The studio is taking a chance on you, okay? 489 00:38:18,534 --> 00:38:20,765 I know you love your trivia, but they're not gonna wanna 490 00:38:20,767 --> 00:38:24,532 build a franchise reboot around a 60-year-old lady 491 00:38:24,534 --> 00:38:27,131 who doesn't even have a Wikipedia page. No offense. 492 00:38:27,133 --> 00:38:29,365 What about those new Halloween movies? 493 00:38:29,367 --> 00:38:31,432 Those made like a billion dollars and they starred a 60-year-old lady. 494 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:33,101 Or... or maybe. 495 00:38:34,534 --> 00:38:36,632 - Never mind. Those rumors aren't true. - Kris! 496 00:38:36,634 --> 00:38:39,599 - Billy Presley is not Jamie Lee Curtis. - 497 00:38:39,601 --> 00:38:42,332 You know, she's not Neve Campbell. 498 00:38:42,334 --> 00:38:44,599 She's not even, what's her name from the first Nightmare on Elm Street movie? 499 00:38:44,601 --> 00:38:45,699 Heather Langenkamp. 500 00:38:45,701 --> 00:38:47,098 Yeah, exactly. 501 00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:49,001 This is a niche property, Kris. 502 00:38:49,868 --> 00:38:52,232 Okay, how can I explain? 503 00:38:52,234 --> 00:38:54,031 Can you tell me the name of the lead actress 504 00:38:54,033 --> 00:38:56,499 from the Sleepaway Camp movies? 505 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:59,198 Felissa Rose in the original and Pamela Springsteen in the sequels, 506 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,932 who fun fact is Bruce Springsteen's sister. 507 00:39:00,934 --> 00:39:03,966 There you go. I'd say in 2026, 508 00:39:03,968 --> 00:39:07,532 Billy Presley has about as much star power as Bruce Springsteen's sister. 509 00:39:07,534 --> 00:39:09,866 Honestly, if I were putting money on it, 510 00:39:09,868 --> 00:39:12,332 I bet they don't even know who she is, okay? 511 00:39:12,334 --> 00:39:14,432 So just focus on the origin story. 512 00:39:14,434 --> 00:39:16,565 That's what this studio is eager for you to crack 513 00:39:16,567 --> 00:39:19,098 and then we'll be pushed closer to a green light. 514 00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:20,966 Fine. Whatever. 515 00:39:22,634 --> 00:39:25,098 Well, how about final cut? Any word on final cut? 516 00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:27,966 Kris, we've talked about this. 517 00:39:27,968 --> 00:39:29,732 That's not how this works. 518 00:39:31,334 --> 00:39:32,900 Are you playing squash right now? 519 00:39:33,501 --> 00:39:34,866 You know, Gen Z. 520 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:38,298 TikTok. SpongeBob. 521 00:41:20,300 --> 00:41:21,900 Chuck is such a stud. 522 00:41:22,834 --> 00:41:24,499 Come on. 523 00:41:24,501 --> 00:41:25,899 Go on. This is how you do it. 524 00:41:25,901 --> 00:41:26,867 This is how you do it. 525 00:41:28,567 --> 00:41:29,998 - Studs Terkel. - Yes! 526 00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:35,967 Strange mating ritual. 527 00:41:37,300 --> 00:41:38,667 Says our Lady of Corduroy. 528 00:41:39,501 --> 00:41:41,799 Like you'd even know, Squeak. 529 00:42:42,734 --> 00:42:44,267 Where is it that you are going? 530 00:42:45,667 --> 00:42:46,834 Excuse me? 531 00:42:48,133 --> 00:42:50,232 I said, 532 00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:52,667 where exactly is it that you kids think you're going? 533 00:42:55,534 --> 00:42:59,265 Uh, we're the... new counselors at the sleepaway camp 534 00:42:59,267 --> 00:43:00,998 on the hill, Camp Miasma. 535 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,832 No. 536 00:43:02,834 --> 00:43:03,934 No, no, no, no, no. 537 00:43:06,601 --> 00:43:09,165 He is still sleeping down below, 538 00:43:09,167 --> 00:43:10,900 and a child like you, so... 539 00:43:12,901 --> 00:43:16,065 young and nubile, 540 00:43:17,634 --> 00:43:19,465 surely you'll wake him, won't you? 541 00:43:19,467 --> 00:43:20,866 I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to... 542 00:43:20,868 --> 00:43:21,967 You're doomed. 543 00:43:24,501 --> 00:43:26,001 You're doomed! 544 00:43:37,734 --> 00:43:40,265 Hey, what's eating you, Squeak? 545 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,633 I'm just thinking about what it's gonna feel like. 546 00:43:48,801 --> 00:43:50,567 What, losing your virginity? 547 00:43:52,601 --> 00:43:54,101 No. 548 00:43:57,501 --> 00:43:58,900 Dying. 549 00:44:04,968 --> 00:44:06,832 Well. 550 00:44:13,534 --> 00:44:15,699 We're out of freakin' gas. 551 00:44:15,701 --> 00:44:18,067 That means we're marooned until the campers get here tomorrow. 552 00:44:31,067 --> 00:44:33,499 Alright, alright. Who's gonna do the honors this year? 553 00:44:33,501 --> 00:44:35,001 Huh? Huh? Huh? 554 00:44:35,634 --> 00:44:37,365 The honors? 555 00:44:37,367 --> 00:44:39,031 Yeah, who's telling the origin story, 556 00:44:39,033 --> 00:44:40,298 the tale of Little Death? 557 00:44:41,701 --> 00:44:43,201 Go for it, man. It's all on you. 558 00:44:44,234 --> 00:44:46,098 This part's transphobic. 559 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:47,465 - Shut up. - Sorry. 560 00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:49,131 So, 561 00:44:49,133 --> 00:44:51,198 This was a long time ago, 562 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,267 a long time ago, 563 00:44:54,834 --> 00:44:56,767 before I was even a camper here myself. 564 00:44:57,601 --> 00:44:59,632 But the counselors, 565 00:44:59,634 --> 00:45:01,101 they used to talk about this one kid, 566 00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:04,499 a real freak house, 567 00:45:04,501 --> 00:45:08,167 who never said a single word to anyone all summer. 568 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,632 He had this special arrangement with the camp 569 00:45:13,634 --> 00:45:14,967 to have one bed in the boys' bunk 570 00:45:15,868 --> 00:45:18,499 and one bed in the girls' bunk. 571 00:45:18,501 --> 00:45:21,398 That's freak-house behaviour. 572 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,067 This kid, see, he was a boy. 573 00:45:25,801 --> 00:45:27,398 He had a little wiener, so he had to be, right? 574 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:28,899 Right. 575 00:45:28,901 --> 00:45:31,532 But on certain days of the week, 576 00:45:31,534 --> 00:45:33,699 like it was the most normal thing in the world 577 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:38,098 he would pack up all his stuff 578 00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:40,332 and move over to the girls' side of camp, 579 00:45:40,334 --> 00:45:42,765 and then he would show up to swim practice 580 00:45:42,767 --> 00:45:44,232 in a bikini! 581 00:45:48,434 --> 00:45:52,001 On Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays, he was a boy, 582 00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:55,067 and the rest of the week, honest to God, 583 00:45:56,767 --> 00:45:59,966 this little schizophrenic thought he was a girl. 584 00:46:02,767 --> 00:46:04,667 Major freak house alert. 585 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,966 The kid's parents were even bigger freak houses 586 00:46:10,968 --> 00:46:13,065 than him. 587 00:46:13,067 --> 00:46:15,065 They were hermaphrodites. 588 00:46:15,067 --> 00:46:17,332 They met at a mental hospital, 589 00:46:17,334 --> 00:46:19,899 killed the guards, and escaped. 590 00:46:19,901 --> 00:46:23,167 The mom dressed as a boy and the dad dressed as a girl. 591 00:46:25,834 --> 00:46:29,499 They raised their son to be a different gender every day of the week 592 00:46:29,501 --> 00:46:31,699 until he finally lost his mind, too. 593 00:46:31,701 --> 00:46:33,899 Easy-Bake freak house. 594 00:46:33,901 --> 00:46:35,565 He never had a chance. 595 00:46:35,567 --> 00:46:36,767 Or... 596 00:46:38,434 --> 00:46:41,131 freak house bake oven is what I meant to say actually. 597 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,998 Going to pee. 598 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,732 Eventually, there was an incident at swim practice. 599 00:46:48,701 --> 00:46:51,167 Some of the kids, they made the mistake of teasing him, and... 600 00:46:52,367 --> 00:46:53,765 he just went ballistic. 601 00:47:01,901 --> 00:47:03,633 So they drowned him. 602 00:47:04,634 --> 00:47:05,734 I mean, they had to. 603 00:47:08,968 --> 00:47:11,499 Parents covered it up, so the kids wouldn't get in trouble, 604 00:47:11,501 --> 00:47:12,767 camp management, the counselors, too. 605 00:47:14,067 --> 00:47:16,001 But some people say 606 00:47:17,334 --> 00:47:19,232 that he's still down there 607 00:47:19,234 --> 00:47:21,031 at the bottom of the lake, 608 00:47:22,167 --> 00:47:23,234 that he's still hungry, 609 00:47:25,133 --> 00:47:26,998 that he's waiting to rise from the depths! 610 00:47:32,133 --> 00:47:34,967 Rise, Little Death. 611 00:47:36,801 --> 00:47:41,065 Rise and take your revenge! 612 00:47:47,133 --> 00:47:48,332 Gonna get... 613 00:47:50,734 --> 00:47:53,031 - Oh God, that's classic. - 614 00:47:53,033 --> 00:47:54,632 You shit your pants, Squeak? 615 00:47:54,634 --> 00:47:56,001 I think somebody's baking brownies. 616 00:47:57,267 --> 00:47:58,600 Did she shit her pants? 617 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,201 Ew. 618 00:48:02,801 --> 00:48:04,632 It's just a joke. 619 00:48:04,634 --> 00:48:06,532 Alright. Let's get this party started! 620 00:48:14,367 --> 00:48:16,198 Come on. 621 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,134 Come on, Ella. You got this. 622 00:48:26,133 --> 00:48:29,232 Good evening, Camp Miasma. 623 00:48:29,234 --> 00:48:33,799 This is DJ Ella Giastic broadcasting all night long. 624 00:48:33,801 --> 00:48:36,165 Let's get this party started with Anorak Christmas 625 00:48:36,167 --> 00:48:38,365 by Sally Shapiro. 626 00:49:09,267 --> 00:49:12,131 ♪ The first time that I saw your face 627 00:49:12,133 --> 00:49:16,866 ♪ On a cold December night 628 00:49:16,868 --> 00:49:24,232 ♪ It was a Tuesday on a gig With a band that we both liked 629 00:49:24,234 --> 00:49:27,799 ♪ The first time That I heard you say your name 630 00:49:27,801 --> 00:49:30,899 ♪ And I said mine 631 00:49:30,901 --> 00:49:33,298 ♪ I fell in love 632 00:49:33,300 --> 00:49:37,232 ♪ And ever since You've been here on my mind 633 00:49:37,234 --> 00:49:41,934 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 634 00:49:45,667 --> 00:49:46,866 ♪ Please don't go... 635 00:50:24,767 --> 00:50:27,031 - Split diopter. - What's wrong? 636 00:50:27,033 --> 00:50:29,031 I thought I saw someone out there watching me 637 00:50:29,033 --> 00:50:31,167 or it was like... 638 00:50:33,334 --> 00:50:35,932 I sensed someone... 639 00:50:35,934 --> 00:50:37,567 sensing me. 640 00:50:39,033 --> 00:50:42,265 And then my perspective changed. 641 00:50:42,267 --> 00:50:43,967 It was like I could, 642 00:50:45,067 --> 00:50:46,900 I could see myself standing here 643 00:50:50,534 --> 00:50:51,932 through his eyes. 644 00:50:54,367 --> 00:50:55,800 Wait, who? 645 00:50:56,634 --> 00:50:57,934 Little Death? 646 00:51:01,634 --> 00:51:03,001 I don't know. 647 00:51:04,934 --> 00:51:06,632 Hey, hey, 648 00:51:06,634 --> 00:51:08,001 you're shaking. 649 00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:14,165 I think we need to get you inside. 650 00:51:14,167 --> 00:51:16,101 I know a little spot. 651 00:51:17,100 --> 00:51:18,234 How does that sound? 652 00:51:19,834 --> 00:51:20,998 Do you wanna come with me? 653 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,567 Not really. 654 00:51:27,267 --> 00:51:29,001 Or I guess... 655 00:51:30,901 --> 00:51:32,234 maybe I do. 656 00:51:33,634 --> 00:51:34,900 I'm just... 657 00:51:35,968 --> 00:51:37,966 scared. 658 00:51:38,968 --> 00:51:41,267 You're still a virgin, right? 659 00:51:43,701 --> 00:51:47,633 Think of it like getting a shot at the doctor's office. 660 00:51:52,367 --> 00:51:53,934 Except this time, you'll like the way it feels. 661 00:52:47,501 --> 00:52:49,067 Rise. 662 00:53:01,767 --> 00:53:04,067 Rise. 663 00:53:25,100 --> 00:53:27,165 ♪ A long December 664 00:53:27,167 --> 00:53:30,732 ♪ And there's reason to believe 665 00:53:30,734 --> 00:53:35,034 ♪ Maybe this year Will be better than the last 666 00:53:38,868 --> 00:53:43,165 ♪ I can't remember the last Thing that you said 667 00:53:43,167 --> 00:53:45,532 ♪ As you were leaving 668 00:53:45,534 --> 00:53:48,932 ♪ Oh, the days go by so fast ♪ 669 00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:51,499 God, I'm so high. 670 00:53:51,501 --> 00:53:55,067 ♪ And it's one more day up In the canyon 671 00:53:57,601 --> 00:54:00,134 ♪ And it's one more night in Hollywood ♪ 672 00:54:03,467 --> 00:54:05,198 Who are you? 673 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:09,065 ♪ If you think that I could be forgiven ♪ 674 00:54:10,667 --> 00:54:12,500 ♪ I wish you would ♪ 675 00:54:21,701 --> 00:54:23,201 Bummer. 676 00:54:25,434 --> 00:54:30,232 ♪ The smell of hospitals in winter 677 00:54:30,234 --> 00:54:34,232 ♪ And the feeling That it's all a lot of oysters 678 00:54:34,234 --> 00:54:36,834 ♪ But no pearl 679 00:54:39,834 --> 00:54:45,465 ♪ Now at once you looked Across a crowded room to see 680 00:54:45,467 --> 00:54:49,633 ♪ The way that light attaches To a girl ♪ 681 00:54:52,734 --> 00:54:54,700 What's wrong, babe? I thought you wanted to make out. 682 00:54:56,834 --> 00:54:57,834 What the fuck? 683 00:55:08,033 --> 00:55:10,001 ♪ ...to California 684 00:55:11,801 --> 00:55:14,232 ♪ I think you should ♪ 685 00:55:23,601 --> 00:55:24,834 ♪ Damn ♪ 686 00:55:39,634 --> 00:55:41,165 What's going on out here? 687 00:55:41,167 --> 00:55:43,966 Hey! What are you? 688 00:55:45,901 --> 00:55:47,201 Holy crap. 689 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:59,031 ♪ I guess the winter Makes you laugh a little slower 690 00:55:59,033 --> 00:56:02,665 ♪ Makes you talk a little lower 691 00:56:02,667 --> 00:56:06,198 ♪ About the things you could not show her 692 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:09,298 - ♪ And it's been a long December ♪ - 693 00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:12,899 ♪ And there's reason to believe 694 00:56:12,901 --> 00:56:17,167 ♪ Maybe this year Will be better than the last 695 00:56:21,033 --> 00:56:26,699 ♪ I can remember all the times I tried to tell myself 696 00:56:26,701 --> 00:56:31,201 ♪ To hold on to these moments As they pass ♪ 697 00:56:37,067 --> 00:56:41,232 ♪ And it's One more day up in the canyon ♪ 698 00:56:43,467 --> 00:56:46,834 ♪ And it's one more night in Hollywood 699 00:56:50,534 --> 00:56:55,101 ♪ And it's been so long since I've seen the ocean 700 00:56:56,367 --> 00:56:58,232 ♪ I guess I should ♪ 701 00:57:50,067 --> 00:57:51,834 ♪ Yeah ♪ 702 00:58:19,133 --> 00:58:21,267 Damn you, Little Death. 703 00:58:22,100 --> 00:58:23,700 I know you're out there. 704 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:28,465 Show yourself, so I can finally end this... 705 00:58:58,367 --> 00:58:59,900 What's this? 706 00:59:01,133 --> 00:59:03,232 That's... it's nothing. 707 00:59:03,234 --> 00:59:05,034 It's stupid. It's like a game we play. 708 00:59:07,300 --> 00:59:08,967 It's just a way to mark time, you know? 709 00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:12,699 Hey, don't look at that. 710 00:59:12,701 --> 00:59:14,665 Don't look at that. Just look at me. 711 00:59:14,667 --> 00:59:15,934 Look at me. 712 00:59:29,667 --> 00:59:32,201 Come on. I'm here. 713 00:59:39,501 --> 00:59:40,834 You okay? 714 00:59:50,701 --> 00:59:52,067 That's it. 715 00:59:55,834 --> 00:59:57,667 Relax. 716 01:01:06,033 --> 01:01:07,101 That's it. 717 01:01:55,434 --> 01:01:57,131 Shoot. 718 01:01:57,133 --> 01:01:59,332 The power just went out. 719 01:01:59,334 --> 01:02:00,767 That happens sometimes. 720 01:02:05,067 --> 01:02:06,899 Well, we need to get the fire going. 721 01:02:09,567 --> 01:02:12,665 I must have seen that movie a hundred times, 722 01:02:12,667 --> 01:02:14,001 but I've never seen it like that. 723 01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:18,700 That look in your eye. 724 01:02:20,100 --> 01:02:21,900 Have you figured out what that was? 725 01:02:25,601 --> 01:02:27,001 Fear? 726 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,633 Shame? 727 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:35,134 No. 728 01:02:39,868 --> 01:02:41,967 There is something else 729 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,734 underneath all that. 730 01:03:14,667 --> 01:03:16,067 Hey! 731 01:03:17,968 --> 01:03:19,567 You were right. 732 01:03:20,367 --> 01:03:21,834 This isn't a work meeting. 733 01:03:23,801 --> 01:03:25,267 That look in your eye, 734 01:03:27,267 --> 01:03:29,532 I don't just wanna watch it. 735 01:03:29,534 --> 01:03:32,034 I don't... I don't just wanna film it and put it in a movie. 736 01:03:34,767 --> 01:03:36,267 I wanna experience it, too. 737 01:03:45,767 --> 01:03:47,267 Will you show me how? 738 01:04:43,334 --> 01:04:46,067 Out here, being all alone, 739 01:04:48,767 --> 01:04:51,165 there are certain nights when you just get this feeling 740 01:04:51,167 --> 01:04:54,834 when it's really late and really quiet, 741 01:04:56,167 --> 01:04:59,900 when all of a sudden you just know 742 01:05:01,100 --> 01:05:04,332 that some psycho killer escaped mental patient 743 01:05:04,334 --> 01:05:06,932 is gonna break in and chop you up 744 01:05:06,934 --> 01:05:08,767 into a million little pieces. 745 01:05:10,667 --> 01:05:12,734 Oh, I like that feeling. 746 01:05:14,834 --> 01:05:18,800 I like the danger and the powerlessness. 747 01:05:22,234 --> 01:05:23,800 It's a giving in 748 01:05:26,367 --> 01:05:28,667 even if it just lasts a moment. 749 01:05:33,334 --> 01:05:34,867 Do you ever get lonely, though? 750 01:05:36,701 --> 01:05:39,001 Living out here all alone in the middle of nowhere. 751 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,633 Of course, I get lonely, Kris. 752 01:07:11,234 --> 01:07:12,700 Billy. 753 01:07:33,634 --> 01:07:34,767 Okay. 754 01:09:12,801 --> 01:09:14,198 Tell me what you like. 755 01:09:16,133 --> 01:09:18,565 Whatever you want. 756 01:09:18,567 --> 01:09:21,198 I'm in your hands. 757 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:22,866 But what do you like? 758 01:09:22,868 --> 01:09:24,067 How do you like to be touched? 759 01:09:27,868 --> 01:09:29,267 Dealer's choice. 760 01:09:30,033 --> 01:09:31,067 Dealer's choice. 761 01:09:35,067 --> 01:09:36,567 That's 762 01:09:54,934 --> 01:09:57,365 Sorry, fuck. 763 01:09:57,367 --> 01:09:59,899 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's okay. 764 01:09:59,901 --> 01:10:02,031 No, it's not. I don't know what's wrong with me. 765 01:10:02,033 --> 01:10:04,499 I'm so fucking bad at sex. I just can't... Jesus Christ. 766 01:10:04,501 --> 01:10:07,365 I can't like focus or, I don't know I just... 767 01:10:07,367 --> 01:10:09,031 There's no bad at sex. 768 01:10:09,033 --> 01:10:10,465 That's not fair. 769 01:10:10,467 --> 01:10:12,932 - Sorry. - Oh, you're shaking. 770 01:10:12,934 --> 01:10:14,832 - Let's get you warm. - That's so embarrassing. 771 01:10:14,834 --> 01:10:16,732 I hate myself. 772 01:10:16,734 --> 01:10:20,232 I'll put some tea on the stove and we can make s'mores 773 01:10:20,234 --> 01:10:21,632 in the fireplace. 774 01:10:21,634 --> 01:10:23,165 Would that be nice? 775 01:10:26,434 --> 01:10:27,567 Good. 776 01:10:30,067 --> 01:10:31,967 I think it's... 777 01:10:33,067 --> 01:10:34,700 dissociation. 778 01:10:36,968 --> 01:10:41,966 Sex seems so natural and easy for so many people, 779 01:10:41,968 --> 01:10:43,167 but for me, I've just 780 01:10:45,968 --> 01:10:50,065 I've never been able to get there with someone else, 781 01:10:50,067 --> 01:10:52,098 unless I'm really far away in my head, 782 01:10:52,100 --> 01:10:55,234 just fully someplace else. 783 01:11:01,634 --> 01:11:03,167 Where? 784 01:11:07,234 --> 01:11:08,667 You don't have to tell me. 785 01:11:10,067 --> 01:11:11,667 But I promise 786 01:11:12,801 --> 01:11:14,567 I won't judge you. 787 01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:19,967 Camp Miasma. 788 01:11:24,434 --> 01:11:26,201 Or any old film like that. 789 01:11:29,667 --> 01:11:32,767 I imagine myself becoming a character 790 01:11:33,901 --> 01:11:35,533 in a slasher film. 791 01:11:38,767 --> 01:11:41,665 Mandy the bookworm in part two 792 01:11:41,667 --> 01:11:44,500 or Collie in the outhouse in part four. 793 01:11:45,934 --> 01:11:49,001 I guess even you, 794 01:11:51,267 --> 01:11:53,967 your character in the first movie, 795 01:11:56,434 --> 01:11:59,633 in bed with that look in your eye. 796 01:12:05,834 --> 01:12:07,034 It's okay. 797 01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:15,967 I think about transforming. 798 01:12:18,734 --> 01:12:21,031 I start off the movie as myself 799 01:12:22,767 --> 01:12:24,234 a filmmaker, 800 01:12:25,868 --> 01:12:27,567 an intellectual, 801 01:12:28,501 --> 01:12:30,201 a prude, 802 01:12:32,133 --> 01:12:33,967 a pipsqueak. 803 01:12:35,767 --> 01:12:37,234 And then I become 804 01:12:40,167 --> 01:12:42,001 Or he makes me 805 01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:47,567 What? 806 01:12:51,067 --> 01:12:52,232 It's embarrassing. 807 01:12:52,234 --> 01:12:54,101 You can tell me. 808 01:13:01,968 --> 01:13:04,767 Well, all that's just window dressing, because 809 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:10,001 once Little Death comes for me, I'm just 810 01:13:18,834 --> 01:13:19,966 A victim. 811 01:13:19,968 --> 01:13:21,500 Yeah. 812 01:13:22,834 --> 01:13:23,899 A slut. 813 01:13:23,901 --> 01:13:25,134 Mm-hmm. 814 01:13:31,634 --> 01:13:34,134 Tits bouncing as I run for my life. 815 01:13:36,734 --> 01:13:39,932 My nipples poking through my skimpy clothes. 816 01:13:39,934 --> 01:13:41,700 Mm-hmm. 817 01:13:42,367 --> 01:13:44,267 Waiting for him to penetrate me. 818 01:13:47,734 --> 01:13:49,167 It's stupid 819 01:13:50,033 --> 01:13:52,101 and so misogynistic. 820 01:13:54,100 --> 01:13:58,567 I think I saw too many movies as a kid, and it fucked me up real bad. 821 01:14:03,300 --> 01:14:04,832 Do you think I'm disgusting? 822 01:14:04,834 --> 01:14:06,167 No. 823 01:14:07,167 --> 01:14:09,198 I think you're very sexy. 824 01:14:11,701 --> 01:14:13,800 And if you wanna become that with me, 825 01:14:14,901 --> 01:14:16,600 you can, 826 01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:20,265 'cause it's all just play. 827 01:14:23,133 --> 01:14:24,867 And that's why he built this place. 828 01:14:27,267 --> 01:14:29,034 If it gets too real, 829 01:14:31,033 --> 01:14:32,267 you can always turn it off. 830 01:14:38,067 --> 01:14:39,800 Now look in his eyes. 831 01:14:42,033 --> 01:14:43,934 And make them your own. 832 01:14:50,767 --> 01:14:52,201 Let's do it. 833 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,834 Let's make a movie. 834 01:15:27,834 --> 01:15:29,267 Hi. Do you guys have Wi-Fi? 835 01:15:52,734 --> 01:15:54,131 Hi. Hi there. 836 01:15:54,133 --> 01:15:57,465 Sorry to be a few minutes late. 837 01:15:57,467 --> 01:16:00,098 Oh, no problem. We're actually still waiting on Jeffrey. 838 01:16:00,100 --> 01:16:01,667 - Yeah. - But he should be on momentarily. 839 01:16:02,701 --> 01:16:04,134 Right on. 840 01:16:05,501 --> 01:16:07,599 Where are you right now, Kris? 841 01:16:07,601 --> 01:16:10,599 I'm in the Pacific Northwest, near Canada. 842 01:16:10,601 --> 01:16:13,665 I think I maybe mentioned, yeah, on our, on our last call, 843 01:16:13,667 --> 01:16:16,632 but yeah, I got a meeting with Billy Presley. 844 01:16:16,634 --> 01:16:18,565 It's pretty exciting. I don't wanna... 845 01:16:18,567 --> 01:16:20,332 Great, yeah. 846 01:16:20,334 --> 01:16:21,465 Wanna jinx it or anything, but I'm pretty... 847 01:16:23,067 --> 01:16:24,899 Hey, guys. I'm here. 848 01:16:24,901 --> 01:16:25,966 Um... 849 01:16:25,968 --> 01:16:27,633 Jeffrey... 850 01:16:28,934 --> 01:16:30,031 What? 851 01:16:30,033 --> 01:16:31,533 What, Tracy? 852 01:16:33,434 --> 01:16:34,734 Oh! 853 01:16:35,100 --> 01:16:36,734 I just got off 854 01:16:37,968 --> 01:16:41,198 With Jason Blum about the new Halloween miniseries. 855 01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:42,632 This is my little jump scare. 856 01:16:42,634 --> 01:16:43,966 - Watch. - Yeah. 857 01:16:47,234 --> 01:16:49,198 Do I make you horny, baby? 858 01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:50,167 Do I make you horny... 859 01:16:51,634 --> 01:16:52,834 Do I make you horny? 860 01:16:53,634 --> 01:16:54,800 So great, Jeffrey. 861 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,799 They have the same name, so 862 01:16:58,801 --> 01:17:00,832 Michael Myers, Mike Myers. 863 01:17:00,834 --> 01:17:02,600 - Thank you. - Thank you. 864 01:17:04,367 --> 01:17:06,065 Anyway. 865 01:17:06,067 --> 01:17:08,532 Anyway, we're so excited to hear 866 01:17:08,534 --> 01:17:10,998 - about our little sleepaway camp slasher. - Yeah. 867 01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,065 How's it coming along, Kris? 868 01:17:13,067 --> 01:17:15,799 Well, I was just saying I have some pretty exciting news. 869 01:17:15,801 --> 01:17:18,267 I, um, yeah, I was, I... 870 01:17:19,100 --> 01:17:21,932 I'm pretty sure that 871 01:17:21,934 --> 01:17:25,633 Billy Presley is going to sign on to, to join the project, so 872 01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:27,700 Billy? 873 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,134 What? 874 01:17:31,934 --> 01:17:34,398 She played the final girl in the first film back in the '80s. 875 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:35,932 Y-yeah. 876 01:17:35,934 --> 01:17:37,932 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, great. 877 01:17:37,934 --> 01:17:40,565 That's great fan service. 878 01:17:40,567 --> 01:17:43,732 Reddit is gonna prematurely ejaculate 879 01:17:43,734 --> 01:17:45,667 in their tight little jeans. 880 01:17:46,567 --> 01:17:49,332 Yes. It's so true. 881 01:17:49,334 --> 01:17:52,198 Actually, um, I think we're all just really excited 882 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:55,565 to hear about this origin story. 883 01:17:55,567 --> 01:17:57,001 Mm-hmm. 884 01:18:01,367 --> 01:18:05,567 Yeah. Well, I've actually been... reworking it over the past few days. 885 01:18:07,267 --> 01:18:10,365 Great. Great. 886 01:18:10,367 --> 01:18:12,533 Why don't you walk us through it, Kris? 887 01:18:15,067 --> 01:18:16,998 Okay, so 888 01:18:18,601 --> 01:18:19,633 Lake Miasma, 889 01:18:21,167 --> 01:18:25,065 that iconic lake viewers know so well. 890 01:18:25,067 --> 01:18:28,332 But there's something viewers don't know 891 01:18:28,334 --> 01:18:31,966 about what's lurking there underneath the water. 892 01:18:31,968 --> 01:18:33,034 It's Little Death. 893 01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:35,765 No. 894 01:18:35,767 --> 01:18:36,934 No? 895 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,167 No. 896 01:18:39,634 --> 01:18:40,800 A hole. 897 01:18:42,367 --> 01:18:44,432 A hole? 898 01:18:44,434 --> 01:18:47,034 There is a hole at the bottom of the lake 899 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:51,398 where the movies come from. 900 01:18:54,868 --> 01:18:56,632 I don't get it. 901 01:18:56,634 --> 01:18:57,765 Translate, someone. 902 01:18:57,767 --> 01:18:59,665 Uh, it's a meta take. 903 01:18:59,667 --> 01:19:01,665 Yeah, meta. 904 01:19:01,667 --> 01:19:04,465 Meta, like, New Nightmare by Fright Master Wes Craven. 905 01:19:04,467 --> 01:19:06,998 Nightmare by Fright Master Wes Craven? 906 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,232 - Exactly. - No. 907 01:19:08,234 --> 01:19:10,565 It's not meta 908 01:19:10,567 --> 01:19:13,465 like New Nightmare by Fright Master Wes Craven. 909 01:19:13,467 --> 01:19:16,198 Not meta like New Nightmare by Fright Master Wes Craven. 910 01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:17,765 Is it an allegory? 911 01:19:17,767 --> 01:19:20,198 It's real. Okay? 912 01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:21,767 Like, actually real. 913 01:19:22,901 --> 01:19:25,532 It's realer than this call. 914 01:19:25,534 --> 01:19:28,599 It's not a movie. If anything, this is a movie. 915 01:19:28,601 --> 01:19:32,565 You all are characters in a movie. 916 01:19:32,567 --> 01:19:33,866 Okay? 917 01:19:33,868 --> 01:19:35,532 Okay. 918 01:19:36,601 --> 01:19:39,465 Listen to me. Listen to me. 919 01:19:39,467 --> 01:19:41,398 There is a hole 920 01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:43,966 at the bottom of the lake 921 01:19:43,968 --> 01:19:46,432 where the movies come from. 922 01:19:46,434 --> 01:19:49,131 It has been there since before the first movie. 923 01:19:49,133 --> 01:19:51,532 Okay, it has been there since before the murders 924 01:19:51,534 --> 01:19:53,867 that inspired the first movie. 925 01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:58,165 Little Death 926 01:19:58,167 --> 01:20:02,667 is down there alone, waiting. 927 01:20:09,467 --> 01:20:12,131 He doesn't need a mask in the hole under Lake Miasma. 928 01:20:14,133 --> 01:20:15,998 He doesn't need clothing at all. 929 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:17,800 When he gets bored, 930 01:20:18,868 --> 01:20:20,633 he has his entertainment 931 01:20:22,133 --> 01:20:23,767 And that's where we come in. 932 01:20:25,334 --> 01:20:27,765 This is the great trick he plays, 933 01:20:27,767 --> 01:20:31,567 convincing us that we made him, 934 01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:35,567 when really he made us. 935 01:20:36,567 --> 01:20:40,232 That we watch him, 936 01:20:40,234 --> 01:20:44,234 when really he watches us. 937 01:20:56,934 --> 01:20:58,398 Do you understand? 938 01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:01,365 - Yeah. - We're his little playthings. 939 01:21:01,367 --> 01:21:04,332 We are an itch for him to scratch. 940 01:21:04,334 --> 01:21:08,699 We are a movie for him to edit, 941 01:21:08,701 --> 01:21:10,533 and he has final cut. 942 01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:15,398 Oh my God, he has final cut! 943 01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:18,167 Oh my God, it's happening. 944 01:21:18,634 --> 01:21:21,265 It's happening again. 945 01:21:21,267 --> 01:21:22,665 Oh my God, can you feel it? 946 01:21:22,667 --> 01:21:24,167 Oh my God, he's hungry. 947 01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:27,800 He's rising to the surface now. 948 01:21:27,934 --> 01:21:29,267 He's ready. 949 01:21:30,667 --> 01:21:34,298 He's ready to make a new movie, and he's coming for us all. 950 01:21:36,801 --> 01:21:38,532 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - It's happening. 951 01:21:38,534 --> 01:21:40,065 No need to... 952 01:21:40,067 --> 01:21:42,699 It's happening. It's happening. 953 01:21:42,701 --> 01:21:44,001 Oh my! It's happening. It's happening! 954 01:21:59,334 --> 01:22:00,765 What the fuck was that? 955 01:22:00,767 --> 01:22:02,765 There's a lot to unpack there. 956 01:22:02,767 --> 01:22:05,632 There's a lot to unpack there. Thank you so much, Kris. 957 01:22:05,634 --> 01:22:09,232 Um, let us circle up and we will collect our thoughts 958 01:22:09,234 --> 01:22:11,599 and then we will get back to you with notes. 959 01:22:11,601 --> 01:22:14,232 Yeah. Thank you, Tracy. Well said. 960 01:22:14,234 --> 01:22:17,832 That was... something else, but um, 961 01:22:17,834 --> 01:22:18,866 we'll be in touch. 962 01:22:18,868 --> 01:22:19,932 Fucking Christ. 963 01:23:13,534 --> 01:23:15,232 Whoa. 964 01:23:23,934 --> 01:23:25,834 Where exactly is it that you kids think you're going? 965 01:23:27,801 --> 01:23:29,867 Me? Do you, do you mean me? 966 01:23:31,067 --> 01:23:32,767 Um... 967 01:23:34,100 --> 01:23:37,732 I'm... I'm a filmmaker. 968 01:23:37,734 --> 01:23:39,234 Uh, I... 969 01:23:41,067 --> 01:23:44,799 Yeah. Yeah, I'm a filmmaker here, 970 01:23:44,801 --> 01:23:46,799 here from the big city. 971 01:23:46,801 --> 01:23:50,799 I'm... here making a... movie 972 01:23:50,801 --> 01:23:53,065 at the old sleepaway camp up on the hill. 973 01:23:53,067 --> 01:23:54,031 Oh... 974 01:23:54,033 --> 01:23:55,201 Oh, no. 975 01:23:56,801 --> 01:23:59,432 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 976 01:23:59,434 --> 01:24:01,098 This remains highly unfinished. 977 01:24:01,100 --> 01:24:02,500 I don't like it at all. 978 01:24:03,667 --> 01:24:05,632 Totally. 979 01:24:05,634 --> 01:24:08,832 He's still sleeping down below, and a child like you, 980 01:24:08,834 --> 01:24:10,998 so young... 981 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:12,298 And nubile. Don't forget nubile. 982 01:24:12,300 --> 01:24:14,065 And nubile, surely you'll wake him. 983 01:24:14,067 --> 01:24:15,699 For sure. For sure. 984 01:24:15,701 --> 01:24:16,700 You're doomed. 985 01:24:17,234 --> 01:24:19,098 Like doomed, doomed? 986 01:24:19,100 --> 01:24:21,699 Doomed. You're, you're doomed. 987 01:24:21,701 --> 01:24:24,298 Doomed? 988 01:24:24,300 --> 01:24:25,234 Doomed. 989 01:24:39,567 --> 01:24:44,665 DJ Ella Giastic on Camp Miasma Radio, 990 01:24:44,667 --> 01:24:48,167 and next we got a slow one for all the lovers out there tonight. 991 01:25:11,767 --> 01:25:17,567 ♪ Pain is the heart of love 992 01:25:19,767 --> 01:25:24,567 ♪ Is the heart of love 993 01:25:27,133 --> 01:25:29,600 ♪ Love 994 01:25:31,801 --> 01:25:34,234 ♪ Is the heart of 995 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:43,101 ♪ Is the heart of love 996 01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:47,633 ♪ Love ♪ 997 01:25:55,033 --> 01:25:56,800 The signal's starting to come through. 998 01:26:00,534 --> 01:26:02,067 I know. 999 01:26:24,300 --> 01:26:28,533 ♪ Pain is the heart of 1000 01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:31,700 ♪ Pain 1001 01:26:35,434 --> 01:26:40,067 ♪ Is the heart of pain 1002 01:26:44,701 --> 01:26:47,700 ♪ Is the heart of ♪ 1003 01:26:52,434 --> 01:26:55,700 It's time for the tale of Little Death. 1004 01:27:10,033 --> 01:27:11,800 I didn't wanna go with him that night 1005 01:27:14,501 --> 01:27:16,967 but I told myself I had to, 1006 01:27:18,634 --> 01:27:19,867 that it was a ritual, 1007 01:27:21,834 --> 01:27:24,267 a rite of passage that everyone has to go through. 1008 01:27:25,834 --> 01:27:30,734 I was 24 playing 17 1009 01:27:32,501 --> 01:27:34,633 and it was time I lost my virginity. 1010 01:27:45,901 --> 01:27:47,800 I tried masturbating before. 1011 01:27:49,434 --> 01:27:51,767 Some girls at camp taught me how 1012 01:27:52,767 --> 01:27:54,134 when I was just a camper, 1013 01:27:56,367 --> 01:27:58,101 but I never understood. 1014 01:27:59,968 --> 01:28:01,533 My hand just got tired. 1015 01:28:05,701 --> 01:28:06,800 And then 1016 01:28:09,100 --> 01:28:12,533 that night on that grimy mattress 1017 01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:16,201 with that irrelevant creep... 1018 01:28:18,801 --> 01:28:20,533 I felt hollow. 1019 01:28:22,834 --> 01:28:24,800 It meant nothing to me. 1020 01:28:31,267 --> 01:28:33,067 I was losing my virginity 1021 01:28:36,667 --> 01:28:40,067 and it was exactly as bad as I had always imagined it would be. 1022 01:28:42,701 --> 01:28:45,934 When he entered me, I went far away in my head. 1023 01:28:47,400 --> 01:28:49,267 I tried to think about anything else. 1024 01:28:52,234 --> 01:28:55,967 I tried to stop being myself there on the bed. 1025 01:29:02,100 --> 01:29:03,934 And it worked. 1026 01:29:09,334 --> 01:29:11,267 I caught a signal. 1027 01:29:14,767 --> 01:29:18,067 Suddenly, I was watching myself 1028 01:29:19,033 --> 01:29:20,767 from outside myself, 1029 01:29:22,067 --> 01:29:24,201 like I'd acquired a new set of eyes, 1030 01:29:26,534 --> 01:29:28,134 ears. 1031 01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:35,001 I was 1032 01:29:36,567 --> 01:29:38,167 Little Death. 1033 01:29:49,968 --> 01:29:54,565 And I was watching myself from across the room, 1034 01:29:54,567 --> 01:29:56,167 creeping closer. 1035 01:29:58,234 --> 01:30:03,131 And I could see Billy Presley there on the bed, 1036 01:30:03,133 --> 01:30:04,201 losing her virginity, 1037 01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:06,834 getting fucked. 1038 01:30:08,300 --> 01:30:11,131 Just like in the movies when you see the shot 1039 01:30:11,133 --> 01:30:13,167 going back and forth, real rapid like. 1040 01:30:15,968 --> 01:30:17,867 And I was excited 1041 01:30:19,601 --> 01:30:21,500 being both of us. 1042 01:30:22,067 --> 01:30:23,134 I was the watcher, 1043 01:30:24,400 --> 01:30:26,298 and I was the one being watched. 1044 01:30:26,300 --> 01:30:28,432 And I was the killer, 1045 01:30:28,434 --> 01:30:31,267 leering and breathing hard, 1046 01:30:32,167 --> 01:30:35,765 and I was the victim, too, lying on the bed 1047 01:30:35,767 --> 01:30:37,966 with that look in my eye. 1048 01:30:37,968 --> 01:30:39,600 Psycho from the perspective of the shower curtain. 1049 01:30:45,734 --> 01:30:48,365 And then I lifted the spear, 1050 01:30:48,367 --> 01:30:51,832 and at the same time I saw it from the bed, 1051 01:30:51,834 --> 01:30:55,001 looking up at it as it was coming down towards me. 1052 01:31:02,467 --> 01:31:04,101 And then I came. 1053 01:31:24,868 --> 01:31:27,001 It was my first orgasm, 1054 01:31:28,300 --> 01:31:30,799 and it's still the biggest one I ever had. 1055 01:31:30,801 --> 01:31:33,998 And I thought, "Why'd he make it feel like that?" 1056 01:31:35,367 --> 01:31:36,767 So good. 1057 01:31:39,100 --> 01:31:41,001 So close to magic. 1058 01:31:44,934 --> 01:31:46,567 "Why'd he make it feel like that?" 1059 01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:51,600 What was that? 1060 01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:56,267 Why don't you go have a look? 1061 01:32:05,834 --> 01:32:06,934 I'm right behind you. 1062 01:32:41,501 --> 01:32:44,065 Oh my God. Oh my God. Is this gonna be 1063 01:32:44,067 --> 01:32:45,967 Is this the moment where he 1064 01:32:46,667 --> 01:32:48,932 What should happen next? 1065 01:32:48,934 --> 01:32:51,332 You could fall down the hill, so you don't get too much of a head start, 1066 01:32:51,334 --> 01:32:53,098 so you really have to run from him. 1067 01:32:53,100 --> 01:32:54,131 I love that idea. 1068 01:32:54,133 --> 01:32:56,332 Do you wanna push me or? 1069 01:32:56,334 --> 01:32:57,734 Go! 1070 01:33:12,467 --> 01:33:13,667 Shit. Goddammit. 1071 01:33:18,667 --> 01:33:20,633 Wow. Okay. Wow. Hi. 1072 01:33:21,601 --> 01:33:25,465 Sorry, I'm like, I'm a fan obviously. 1073 01:33:25,467 --> 01:33:28,800 Uh, no offense, but I'm gonna, just gonna 1074 01:33:36,534 --> 01:33:37,665 Billy? 1075 01:33:37,667 --> 01:33:39,699 Billy? 1076 01:33:39,701 --> 01:33:40,967 What do we do next? 1077 01:34:30,767 --> 01:34:31,966 Kris. 1078 01:34:34,767 --> 01:34:36,267 Oh my God. I got so worried when I didn't hear from you. 1079 01:34:37,033 --> 01:34:38,899 Thor got a pickup truck. 1080 01:34:38,901 --> 01:34:40,700 We drove all day. 1081 01:34:41,634 --> 01:34:42,800 He, he 1082 01:34:43,734 --> 01:34:44,900 We came to save you. 1083 01:34:49,400 --> 01:34:51,001 Babe, I think we might've just ran out of gas. 1084 01:34:52,167 --> 01:34:53,001 Oh. 1085 01:34:53,901 --> 01:34:55,732 What up, Kris? 1086 01:34:55,734 --> 01:34:58,565 Oh, hey dude, what's up? 1087 01:34:58,567 --> 01:35:00,699 - I'm Thor. What's your name? - 1088 01:35:00,701 --> 01:35:02,866 Wow. God, there's so many trees out here. 1089 01:35:11,367 --> 01:35:12,832 Billy? 1090 01:35:12,834 --> 01:35:14,131 What are we doing? 1091 01:35:17,534 --> 01:35:20,232 ♪ In a medallion 1092 01:35:20,234 --> 01:35:22,767 ♪ What I believe 1093 01:35:23,334 --> 01:35:25,533 ♪ Somebody say that 1094 01:35:27,133 --> 01:35:29,298 ♪ A love like that won't matter ♪ 1095 01:35:35,801 --> 01:35:36,899 Kris! 1096 01:35:36,901 --> 01:35:38,632 It's me, your agent. 1097 01:35:38,634 --> 01:35:42,398 I heard the pitch went really, really bad, 1098 01:35:42,400 --> 01:35:44,131 so I bought a plane ticket, and I rented a car, 1099 01:35:44,133 --> 01:35:45,732 and I drove out here, 1100 01:35:45,734 --> 01:35:47,765 'cause I'm thinking maybe we could workshop. 1101 01:36:02,701 --> 01:36:05,031 Billy. 1102 01:36:05,033 --> 01:36:08,834 ♪ This is No ordinary love, no ordinary love 1103 01:36:10,033 --> 01:36:13,001 ♪ No ordinary love 1104 01:36:16,100 --> 01:36:20,165 ♪ This is no ordinary lo... ♪ 1105 01:36:23,167 --> 01:36:24,533 Kris, hi. 1106 01:36:25,501 --> 01:36:27,632 We huddled up. We have some thoughts. 1107 01:36:27,634 --> 01:36:30,398 - Oh, it's an allegory. We totally get it. - Finally. 1108 01:36:30,400 --> 01:36:32,532 But we want it to be a little bit more commercial, a little bit more anthemic. 1109 01:36:32,534 --> 01:36:33,398 Jeffrey's just gonna be about five minutes. 1110 01:36:33,400 --> 01:36:34,867 Get the fuck out of my way! 1111 01:36:52,567 --> 01:36:53,998 It's okay. 1112 01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:55,834 You made it. 1113 01:36:56,567 --> 01:36:57,732 Don't worry. 1114 01:36:57,734 --> 01:36:59,001 It's just a movie. 1115 01:36:59,567 --> 01:37:01,332 It's just play. 1116 01:37:01,334 --> 01:37:03,599 - Doesn't feel like play, Billy. - I know. I know. 1117 01:37:03,601 --> 01:37:04,967 But it is. 1118 01:37:06,300 --> 01:37:07,900 Come here. Lie down. 1119 01:37:09,100 --> 01:37:10,700 You're almost there now. 1120 01:37:11,968 --> 01:37:13,700 You're almost dead. 1121 01:37:17,367 --> 01:37:19,734 Now you need to do exactly what I showed you. 1122 01:37:20,834 --> 01:37:24,600 You need to watch yourself through his eyes. 1123 01:37:31,868 --> 01:37:33,167 Can you do that for me now? 1124 01:37:34,968 --> 01:37:36,732 Yes. 1125 01:37:36,734 --> 01:37:39,234 Yes, I can, I can see him. 1126 01:37:47,968 --> 01:37:49,732 He's walking inside. 1127 01:37:49,734 --> 01:37:50,900 He's coming closer now. 1128 01:37:58,601 --> 01:37:59,867 I can see myself. 1129 01:38:10,167 --> 01:38:11,667 Billy. 1130 01:38:12,634 --> 01:38:15,799 I don't wanna die. 1131 01:38:15,801 --> 01:38:16,934 I don't wanna die, Billy. 1132 01:38:28,601 --> 01:38:30,067 Billy, Billy, 1133 01:38:31,467 --> 01:38:33,765 please don't leave me, please don't leave me. 1134 01:38:35,734 --> 01:38:37,533 I'm not going anywhere. 1135 01:40:50,334 --> 01:40:53,031 ♪ Don't watch yourself 1136 01:40:53,033 --> 01:40:54,900 ♪ Watch the movie 1137 01:41:00,701 --> 01:41:04,101 ♪ This only happens for a little while 1138 01:41:10,167 --> 01:41:13,065 ♪ Because Satan is waiting 1139 01:41:13,067 --> 01:41:15,832 ♪ Satan is waiting ♪ 1140 01:41:17,868 --> 01:41:20,934 ♪ With Halloween candy 1141 01:41:36,400 --> 01:41:38,365 ♪ All of the best parts ♪ 1142 01:41:38,367 --> 01:41:40,034 ♪ Makes you sorry 1143 01:41:46,367 --> 01:41:51,201 ♪ All of the worst parts make you strong 1144 01:41:55,934 --> 01:41:58,699 ♪ And Satan is waiting 1145 01:41:58,701 --> 01:42:01,067 ♪ Satan is waiting 1146 01:42:03,701 --> 01:42:06,567 ♪ With Halloween candy ♪ 1147 01:42:28,133 --> 01:42:30,699 Good morning, sleepy head. 1148 01:42:30,701 --> 01:42:35,599 ♪ One long disciplined life And at the end 1149 01:42:35,601 --> 01:42:39,700 ♪ I'm taking my shoes off And jumping on in 1150 01:42:41,334 --> 01:42:45,866 ♪ One invitation, one bitesized bar 1151 01:42:45,868 --> 01:42:49,900 ♪ Would you like to come swimming In a big lake of fire? 1152 01:42:51,567 --> 01:42:56,265 ♪ One long disciplined life and at the end 1153 01:42:56,267 --> 01:43:00,500 ♪ I'm taking my shoes off And jumping on in 1154 01:43:02,400 --> 01:43:05,031 ♪ Satan is waiting 1155 01:43:05,033 --> 01:43:07,167 ♪ Satan is waiting 1156 01:43:12,734 --> 01:43:14,700 ♪ Satan is waiting 1157 01:43:15,701 --> 01:43:18,001 ♪ Satan is waiting 1158 01:43:24,033 --> 01:43:26,232 ♪ Don't watch yourself ♪ 1159 01:43:26,234 --> 01:43:29,034 ♪ Watch the movie ♪ 1160 01:43:32,501 --> 01:43:33,734 - Have you had these? - Uh-uh. 1161 01:43:34,734 --> 01:43:37,532 Forget everything you know about Jolly Ranchers. 1162 01:43:37,534 --> 01:43:39,633 These are like their complete own thing. 1163 01:43:40,901 --> 01:43:43,799 What is this thing with brands doing gummies these days? 1164 01:43:43,801 --> 01:43:46,432 You got your Airhead gummies, your Life Saver gummies, 1165 01:43:46,434 --> 01:43:48,098 your Jolly Rancher gummies, your Starburst gummies. 1166 01:43:48,100 --> 01:43:50,532 There's just so many gummies. 1167 01:43:50,534 --> 01:43:52,198 I mean, we're living in the golden age of gummy candy. 1168 01:43:52,200 --> 01:43:54,031 I think we are. 1169 01:43:54,033 --> 01:43:55,532 But these are the best. 1170 01:43:55,534 --> 01:43:57,165 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1171 01:43:57,167 --> 01:43:58,732 Trust me. 1172 01:43:58,734 --> 01:44:00,700 Alright. Put 'em in the basket. 1173 01:44:24,367 --> 01:44:27,599 It's okay to fill the canister directly from the pump? 1174 01:44:28,834 --> 01:44:31,832 Um, yeah, no problem. 1175 01:44:35,467 --> 01:44:36,765 I like your guys' outfits. 1176 01:44:36,767 --> 01:44:38,232 Thanks. 1177 01:44:38,234 --> 01:44:39,500 I like your hair. 1178 01:44:42,901 --> 01:44:44,034 Cool. 1179 01:44:51,467 --> 01:44:52,767 Hey! 1180 01:44:53,534 --> 01:44:55,001 What's wrong? 1181 01:44:57,167 --> 01:44:58,533 Are you alright? 1182 01:45:00,234 --> 01:45:01,799 He's still down there, you know. 1183 01:45:01,801 --> 01:45:03,866 At the bottom of the lake. 1184 01:45:03,868 --> 01:45:05,533 He's still hungry. 1185 01:45:06,067 --> 01:45:07,533 Can you feel it? 1186 01:45:10,634 --> 01:45:11,834 He'll be back soon... 1187 01:45:14,501 --> 01:45:15,632 to feed again. 1188 01:45:15,634 --> 01:45:17,900 ♪ Touching 1189 01:45:19,067 --> 01:45:22,700 ♪ Discovering you ♪ 1190 01:45:34,767 --> 01:45:41,134 ♪ Those days of warm rains Come rushing back to me 1191 01:45:42,501 --> 01:45:48,267 ♪ Miles of windless serenity 1192 01:45:56,167 --> 01:45:59,700 ♪ Shared in the heat of the afternoon 1193 01:46:00,934 --> 01:46:05,098 ♪ Out of the stillness 1194 01:46:05,100 --> 01:46:07,834 ♪ Softspoken words 1195 01:46:09,901 --> 01:46:11,765 ♪ Say it, say it again 1196 01:46:11,767 --> 01:46:15,966 ♪ I love you always forever Near and far closer together 1197 01:46:15,968 --> 01:46:18,131 ♪ Everywhere, I will be with you 1198 01:46:18,133 --> 01:46:21,031 ♪ Everything, I will do for you 1199 01:46:21,033 --> 01:46:25,699 ♪ I love you always forever Near and far closer together 1200 01:46:25,701 --> 01:46:29,899 ♪ Everywhere, I will be with you Everything, I will do for you 1201 01:46:29,901 --> 01:46:35,866 ♪ You've got The most unbelievable blue eyes 1202 01:46:35,868 --> 01:46:39,165 ♪ I've ever seen 1203 01:46:39,167 --> 01:46:44,800 ♪ You've got me almost melting away 1204 01:46:47,267 --> 01:46:51,165 ♪ As we lay there 1205 01:46:51,167 --> 01:46:55,167 ♪ Under a blue sky with pure white stars 1206 01:46:56,167 --> 01:46:59,500 ♪ Exotic sweetness 1207 01:47:00,234 --> 01:47:03,500 ♪ A magical time 1208 01:47:05,133 --> 01:47:07,098 ♪ Say it, say it again 1209 01:47:07,100 --> 01:47:11,265 ♪ I love you always forever Near and far closer together 1210 01:47:11,267 --> 01:47:13,499 ♪ Everywhere, I will be with you 1211 01:47:13,501 --> 01:47:16,499 ♪ Everything, I will do for you 1212 01:47:16,501 --> 01:47:20,465 ♪ I love you always forever Near and far closer together 1213 01:47:20,467 --> 01:47:22,866 ♪ Everywhere, I will be with you 1214 01:47:22,868 --> 01:47:25,832 ♪ Everything, I will do for you 1215 01:47:25,834 --> 01:47:30,098 ♪ Say you'll love, love me forever Never stop, never, whatever 1216 01:47:30,100 --> 01:47:34,866 ♪ Near and far And always and everywhere and every... 1217 01:47:34,868 --> 01:47:39,565 ♪ Say you'll love, love me forever Never stop, never, whatever 1218 01:47:39,567 --> 01:47:43,899 ♪ Near and far And always and everywhere and every... 1219 01:47:43,901 --> 01:47:48,732 ♪ Say you'll love, love me forever Never stop, never, whatever 1220 01:47:48,734 --> 01:47:53,198 ♪ Near and far And always and everywhere and every... 1221 01:47:53,200 --> 01:47:57,899 ♪ Say you'll love, love me forever Never stop, never, whatever 1222 01:47:57,901 --> 01:48:02,767 ♪ Near and far And always and everywhere and everything 1223 01:48:11,801 --> 01:48:15,966 ♪ I love you always forever Near and far closer together 1224 01:48:15,968 --> 01:48:18,165 ♪ Everywhere, I will be with you 1225 01:48:18,167 --> 01:48:21,699 ♪ Everything, I will do for you 1226 01:48:21,701 --> 01:48:24,599 ♪ I love you always forever Near and far closer together ♪ 1227 01:48:28,300 --> 01:48:31,065 ♪ Everybody here 1228 01:48:31,067 --> 01:48:34,565 ♪ Comes from somewhere 1229 01:48:34,567 --> 01:48:37,533 ♪ But they would just as soon forget 1230 01:48:38,968 --> 01:48:41,134 ♪ And disguise 1231 01:48:43,467 --> 01:48:47,232 ♪ At the summer camp Where you volunteered 1232 01:48:47,234 --> 01:48:50,832 ♪ No one saw your face No one saw your fear 1233 01:48:50,834 --> 01:48:55,065 ♪ If that apparition had just appeared 1234 01:48:55,067 --> 01:48:59,167 ♪ Took you up and away from this place And sheer humiliation 1235 01:49:01,434 --> 01:49:04,134 ♪ Of your teenage station 1236 01:49:07,567 --> 01:49:12,500 ♪ Nobody cares No one remembers and nobody cares 1237 01:49:14,801 --> 01:49:18,398 ♪ How you cried and you cried 1238 01:49:18,400 --> 01:49:20,900 ♪ "He's alive, he's alive" 1239 01:49:22,934 --> 01:49:27,034 ♪ How you cried and cried And you cried and you cried 1240 01:49:33,400 --> 01:49:37,332 ♪ If you call out "safe" Then I'll stop right away 1241 01:49:37,334 --> 01:49:40,799 ♪ If the premise buckles And the ropes start to chafe 1242 01:49:40,801 --> 01:49:45,332 ♪ The details smart But the story's the same 1243 01:49:45,334 --> 01:49:49,867 ♪ You don't have to explain You don't have to explain humiliation 1244 01:49:51,267 --> 01:49:54,101 ♪ Of your teenage station 1245 01:49:56,901 --> 01:49:59,700 ♪ Yeah, you cried and you cried 1246 01:50:00,834 --> 01:50:03,600 ♪ "He's alive, he's alive" 1247 01:50:04,567 --> 01:50:06,866 ♪ How you cried and you cried 1248 01:50:06,868 --> 01:50:11,599 ♪ And you cried And you realised your fantasies 1249 01:50:11,601 --> 01:50:15,499 ♪ Are dressed up in travesties 1250 01:50:15,501 --> 01:50:19,967 ♪ Enjoy yourself with no regrets 1251 01:50:28,100 --> 01:50:30,167 ♪ Everybody here 1252 01:50:31,901 --> 01:50:33,967 ♪ Comes from somewhere 1253 01:50:35,601 --> 01:50:38,800 ♪ That they would just as soon forget 1254 01:50:39,901 --> 01:50:41,900 ♪ And disguise 1255 01:50:44,934 --> 01:50:48,966 ♪ Yeah, you cried and you cried 1256 01:50:48,968 --> 01:50:51,167 ♪ "He's alive, he's alive" 1257 01:50:53,133 --> 01:50:56,832 ♪ Yeah, you cried and you cried And you cried and you cried 1258 01:50:56,834 --> 01:51:00,265 ♪ Oh, you cried and you cried 1259 01:51:00,267 --> 01:51:03,665 ♪ Oh, you cried and you cried 1260 01:51:03,667 --> 01:51:07,332 ♪ Now there's nothing dark And there's nothing weird 1261 01:51:07,334 --> 01:51:11,165 ♪ Don't be afraid, I will hold you near 1262 01:51:11,167 --> 01:51:15,332 ♪ From the seance where you first betrayed 1263 01:51:15,334 --> 01:51:18,599 ♪ An open heart on a darkened stage 1264 01:51:18,601 --> 01:51:20,134 ♪ A celebration 1265 01:51:21,834 --> 01:51:23,934 ♪ Of your teenage station 1266 01:51:26,667 --> 01:51:30,532 ♪ It's an experience, sweet, delirious 1267 01:51:30,534 --> 01:51:33,800 ♪ Supernatural, superserious 1268 01:51:34,567 --> 01:51:38,198 ♪ An experience, sweet, delirious 1269 01:51:38,200 --> 01:51:41,500 ♪ Supernatural, superserious 1270 01:51:42,434 --> 01:51:45,065 ♪ Wow ♪ 1271 01:51:49,133 --> 01:51:50,899 Do you think we're gonna do more of these? 1272 01:51:50,901 --> 01:51:52,298 - Oh, if they had to. - Yeah. 1273 01:51:52,300 --> 01:51:54,198 - Oh, oh, yeah... - Yeah. 1274 01:51:54,200 --> 01:51:55,866 I always said I was never gonna come back for 'em. 1275 01:51:55,868 --> 01:51:57,565 - Right. - You know, 1276 01:51:57,567 --> 01:51:59,165 'cause I thought there'd be bigger and better stuff, but... 1277 01:51:59,167 --> 01:52:00,067 - Right. - Well, that didn't happen.