1 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,292 Hey, look. 2 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:25,292 Okay, listen everybody. 3 00:01:36,042 --> 00:01:37,959 But her muffins are just so good. 4 00:01:38,043 --> 00:01:39,043 I know. 5 00:01:39,125 --> 00:01:40,886 I'm gonna figure out the recipe and I'll make you some. 6 00:01:40,958 --> 00:01:41,959 What? No, no, no. 7 00:01:42,054 --> 00:01:43,725 What am I supposed to do, eat muffins all the time? 8 00:01:43,809 --> 00:01:45,541 That's all I'm gonna do. 9 00:01:45,625 --> 00:01:46,792 Hold on. 10 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:49,208 Are you okay? 11 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:34,625 Why so puffy? I can't even get them on. 12 00:06:44,292 --> 00:06:45,833 So sorry. 13 00:06:52,358 --> 00:06:55,233 Yeah, I just got into town and I'm meeting Billy tomorrow. 14 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:57,333 She says she wants to cook me dinner, 15 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,208 but I'll probably just like crash 16 00:06:59,292 --> 00:07:01,944 at a hotel tomorrow night and then head back to the city Thursday. 17 00:07:02,028 --> 00:07:03,041 Good. 18 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:04,625 Wouldn't want you marooned in the wilderness 19 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:06,541 with Norma Desmond from Sunset Boulevard. 20 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:10,167 Stop. She's not Norma Desmond from Sunset Boulevard. 21 00:07:11,542 --> 00:07:13,958 Didn't you say she's a recluse? 22 00:07:14,375 --> 00:07:17,000 No. I mean, yeah... 23 00:07:17,083 --> 00:07:19,417 she's reclusive, but she seems like totally with it. 24 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:21,124 She just hasn't acted in a while. 25 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,833 Okay, I know you think this is gonna help you crack the reboot, 26 00:07:23,917 --> 00:07:26,917 but can you just drop a pin for me when you get there? Okay? 27 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,459 And watch out for any rusty nails left lying around. 28 00:07:30,792 --> 00:07:35,125 Yes. They have Sweet Tart Mini Chewy. 29 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:38,958 Anyway, what are you up to tonight? 30 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:41,042 I'm going to a poetry reading with Thor, 31 00:07:41,125 --> 00:07:43,792 that bisexual king I've been seeing. 32 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:46,333 Hi to Thor. 33 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,875 Hi from Kris. 34 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:50,458 Oh. What up, Kris? 35 00:07:50,792 --> 00:07:52,000 Thor says what up. 36 00:07:56,083 --> 00:07:57,292 Oh my God. 37 00:07:58,375 --> 00:08:00,875 You'll never guess what they're selling at this gas station. 38 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:02,500 Methamphetamines? 39 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,292 Illegal firearms? 40 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:06,959 Confederate flag decals for the backs of various pickup trucks? 41 00:08:07,042 --> 00:08:09,459 No, Camp Miasma Part Six. 42 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,417 This too, please. 43 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:15,334 - Hmm. Part Six. - Like your hair, by the way. 44 00:08:15,417 --> 00:08:18,625 Is that the one with the faces in the skin wall? 45 00:08:18,708 --> 00:08:20,375 No, no. It's the one after that 46 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,874 where they try to like course correct, back to basics. 47 00:08:22,958 --> 00:08:24,708 It's actually pretty good. It's one of the better sequels. 48 00:08:24,792 --> 00:08:25,792 You're such a nerd. 49 00:08:25,878 --> 00:08:26,917 Thank you. 50 00:08:42,375 --> 00:08:43,917 I have you in for one night. 51 00:08:45,167 --> 00:08:46,677 - Is that correct? - Yeah. 52 00:08:47,542 --> 00:08:50,167 Listen, I was just wondering, 53 00:08:51,208 --> 00:08:53,708 do you have any rooms with DVD players? 54 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,583 DVD? 55 00:08:57,292 --> 00:09:00,792 Like if I wanted to watch this. 56 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,417 Oh my gosh, yes. 57 00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:05,583 - I'm in that movie. - What? 58 00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:09,833 Yeah, they shot at the haunted summer camp about 20 miles up the hill. Camp Tivoli. 59 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:12,875 They filmed around here and they cast some locals in some parts, 60 00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:14,291 you know, to save money. 61 00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:16,208 - But... - Shit. 62 00:09:16,292 --> 00:09:19,125 Yeah, I actually, I thought you looked familiar. 63 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:33,208 You know, I think I do have a DVD player or two around here. 64 00:09:34,042 --> 00:09:35,917 I'll just go look for them. 65 00:09:47,098 --> 00:09:48,890 Oh, there. I think I see it. 66 00:09:54,875 --> 00:09:56,042 Yahtzee. 67 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:10,958 Come on, I thought you wanted to go skinny-dipping. 68 00:10:11,023 --> 00:10:12,250 Yeah. 69 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:14,500 I mean, I don't know. 70 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:17,333 It's July, Megan. The water's warm even at night. 71 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:18,585 No, it's not that. 72 00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:21,874 It's just, isn't this that defunct sleepaway camp 73 00:10:21,958 --> 00:10:23,833 where those teenagers got murdered all those years ago 74 00:10:23,917 --> 00:10:26,167 by that pervert in the ceiling vent helmet? 75 00:10:26,958 --> 00:10:28,083 Aw. 76 00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:30,292 You scared of Little Death? 77 00:10:30,358 --> 00:10:32,541 Scared he's gonna take his big rusty spear and... 78 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:33,833 - Stop it. - ...penetrate you? 79 00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:35,833 Anyway, that was years ago. 80 00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:37,374 That freak has been dead forever. 81 00:10:37,458 --> 00:10:38,833 Haven't you heard? 82 00:10:38,917 --> 00:10:41,042 Camp Miasma's reopening this year. 83 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:48,792 Come on. 84 00:10:49,271 --> 00:10:51,833 The water's gonna feel so good on your body. 85 00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:52,917 I promise. 86 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,333 It's over now. 87 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:30,250 He's dead, forever... 88 00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:34,417 this time. 89 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:38,042 No. 90 00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:41,375 It's never over. 91 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,660 Don't you understand? 92 00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:49,750 He's still down there at the bottom of the lake. 93 00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:51,917 He's still hungry. 94 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,219 Hey, so... I'm almost to Billy's house. 95 00:12:04,303 --> 00:12:07,624 But have you ever done a GPS where it's just coordinates, like numbers? 96 00:12:07,708 --> 00:12:10,250 'Cause that's... She just gave me numbers. 97 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:11,916 Great. Yeah, that's great. 98 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,917 So listen, I just got a text from Tracy. 99 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,156 They want you to meet with the head of the studio on Friday. 100 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:17,708 Can you do Friday? 101 00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:19,583 Okay, I'm gonna confirm. 102 00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:21,334 And remember, for the origin story, 103 00:12:21,417 --> 00:12:23,958 they're looking for elevated, AKA woke. 104 00:12:24,042 --> 00:12:26,333 So... I'm getting another call. Bye. 105 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,583 Turn right onto Frog Hollow Road. 106 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,522 Continue for 1,000 feet. 107 00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:36,125 What? There's no road. 108 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:39,000 In 500 feet, the destination is on your right. 109 00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:40,625 Jesus. 110 00:12:40,708 --> 00:12:42,042 Return to the route. 111 00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:44,375 - What route? - Return to the route. 112 00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:51,583 Arrived. 113 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:53,813 No. 114 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:26,917 You gotta be kidding me. 115 00:13:58,433 --> 00:13:59,600 Hello? 116 00:14:02,515 --> 00:14:03,723 Is anyone here? 117 00:14:17,918 --> 00:14:19,052 Woah. 118 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,457 I feel like there's about to be a jump scare. 119 00:16:53,189 --> 00:16:54,417 Hi. 120 00:16:56,024 --> 00:16:57,667 I'm Billy Presley. 121 00:17:01,739 --> 00:17:03,792 You must be the writer-director. 122 00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:08,792 Yeah, hi. 123 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,000 You came out of nowhere. I didn't know you were in here. 124 00:17:14,104 --> 00:17:15,313 I'm sorry. 125 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,167 I saw you and I wanted to scare you. 126 00:17:20,843 --> 00:17:22,218 It's only fair, right? 127 00:17:24,053 --> 00:17:25,928 You've already seen me. 128 00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:41,083 Sorry, my day got kind of away from me. 129 00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:45,125 I suddenly realized that I didn't have any food for dinner, 130 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:48,625 so had to do an emergency takeout run. 131 00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:52,230 The options around here, as you can imagine, 132 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:55,208 are not that, well, good. 133 00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:58,417 So I hope you like fried chicken. 134 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,250 Oh, shoot. I should have asked. 135 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,375 You're not vegan or something, are you? 136 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,833 Gluten-free? That's big right now, huh? 137 00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:12,375 I love fried chicken. 138 00:18:13,104 --> 00:18:14,146 Good. 139 00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:17,792 Right answer. I like fried chicken too. 140 00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:22,125 Oh, those are greasy. Those are good. 141 00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:44,084 Now, if it gets too real, you can always turn it off. 142 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:48,583 That was promotional for the home video release, 143 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:49,833 but I kinda like it. 144 00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:51,208 Sorry, I didn't mean to-- 145 00:18:51,292 --> 00:18:53,125 No, I'm sorry. 146 00:18:53,209 --> 00:18:55,667 I'm sorry I wasn't here when you showed up. 147 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:59,917 No, no, that space is amazing. I just, I didn't realize that you, you-- 148 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:05,667 Or yeah, how did you choose to live at the... 149 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:08,958 abandoned sleepaway camp from the first Miasma film? 150 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,167 Well, isn't that obvious? 151 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:23,020 Someone's gotta be here when Little Death comes back. 152 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000 What? 153 00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,458 Little Death isn't real. 154 00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:36,292 Well, not with that attitude he isn't. 155 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:45,792 You see, I discovered something when I moved here. 156 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:51,875 There is a hole at the bottom of the lake 157 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:55,000 where the movies come from, 158 00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:58,333 and he is still waiting down there. 159 00:19:58,417 --> 00:20:00,708 And if you've seen his movies, 160 00:20:00,792 --> 00:20:05,958 you know he always comes back. 161 00:20:17,404 --> 00:20:21,541 Oh my God, you thought that I was some crazy lady, didn't you? 162 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:22,667 - No. - Yes, you did. 163 00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,792 - I saw it on your face. - No, I didn't. 164 00:20:24,868 --> 00:20:28,792 You thought I was a full bugs-under-the-skin recluse crazy lady. 165 00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:31,250 Like, what's her name? 166 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,792 From... Sunset Boulevard. 167 00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:35,625 I know who you're talking about, 168 00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:38,250 but I can't... Yeah, I can't remember her name. 169 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:42,625 Anyway, a real estate agent showed me the old camp. 170 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:46,208 I thought it was sort of morbidly fitting, you know? 171 00:20:46,292 --> 00:20:49,292 The first movie really left its mark on me. 172 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,250 I needed to get away from reality. 173 00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:53,250 I like the seclusion, 174 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:56,000 the vastness of it all. 175 00:20:56,083 --> 00:21:00,167 I can work on my paintings in peace, and nobody bothers me. 176 00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:07,209 Guess I bought myself a private alternate universe. 177 00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:09,042 I totally get that desire. 178 00:21:09,614 --> 00:21:11,239 Speaking of desire... 179 00:21:18,042 --> 00:21:19,667 do you like dipping sauce? 180 00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:23,417 I love dipping sauce. 181 00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:26,333 I love dipping sauce, too. 182 00:22:26,875 --> 00:22:28,167 So Kris... 183 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:33,291 here you are in my home eating chicken. 184 00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:37,125 Why don't you tell me about yourself? 185 00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:39,250 Oh, God. I don't know. 186 00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:40,917 I mean, I'm sitting here with Billy Presley. 187 00:22:41,008 --> 00:22:43,458 - I don't wanna talk about myself. - Now, don't flatter me. 188 00:22:43,542 --> 00:22:45,667 No, I'm not trying to flatter you, but okay. 189 00:22:46,046 --> 00:22:49,042 Well, yeah. Um, well, I'm a filmmaker, 190 00:22:49,125 --> 00:22:50,875 but you know that. 191 00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:55,917 My work explores the intersection of 192 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,208 queerness and cultural depictions of monstrosity. 193 00:22:59,292 --> 00:23:02,542 I made my first feature a couple years ago for like, $6. 194 00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:04,000 I saw it. Mm-hmm. 195 00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:07,062 You saw Jouissance? 196 00:23:07,167 --> 00:23:08,167 Yeah. 197 00:23:08,242 --> 00:23:11,458 I had to drive into town to get enough Wi-Fi to rent it, 198 00:23:11,542 --> 00:23:13,542 but yeah, I saw it. 199 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,083 I do my research. 200 00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:17,667 What did you think of it? 201 00:23:19,167 --> 00:23:20,167 Well... 202 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:22,875 - Oh, you hated it. - No, I didn't hate it. 203 00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:24,042 I... 204 00:23:26,167 --> 00:23:29,750 Well, you remade Psycho from the perspective of the shower curtain. 205 00:23:30,167 --> 00:23:31,327 That was only the last third. 206 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,124 I just think it was over my head is all... 207 00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:36,916 It's a meta commentary on the gender trouble inherent to the slasher genre. 208 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,916 We're just different generations is all. 209 00:23:41,917 --> 00:23:44,542 Anyway, yeah, audiences mostly didn't get it either, 210 00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:47,958 but enough critics liked it that it opened some doors for me in Hollywood, 211 00:23:48,042 --> 00:23:49,708 and that's kinda where this opportunity came from. 212 00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:51,667 To remake Camp Miasma? 213 00:23:51,833 --> 00:23:55,833 Yeah, which like on the surface is like a weird career move for me, 214 00:23:56,708 --> 00:23:58,042 but see, I got it all figured out. 215 00:23:58,125 --> 00:24:00,125 What they don't know is that the original Camp Miasma 216 00:24:00,209 --> 00:24:02,025 was basically my queer awakening. 217 00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:05,084 I'm gonna beat Hollywood at its own game. 218 00:24:05,542 --> 00:24:07,042 The execs all butter you up. 219 00:24:07,125 --> 00:24:09,708 They tell you your perspective is so fresh. 220 00:24:09,792 --> 00:24:11,708 They call you the voice of a generation, 221 00:24:11,792 --> 00:24:13,333 but I know the real reason they were willing to give me 222 00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:14,875 the keys to this franchise. 223 00:24:16,292 --> 00:24:19,333 It's zombie IP. They need me to resurrect it. 224 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:23,208 Well, I guess if Little Death has been killed so many times, 225 00:24:23,292 --> 00:24:25,125 you could think of him as a zombie. 226 00:24:25,209 --> 00:24:27,084 No, no, not a zombie movie, zombie IP. 227 00:24:27,583 --> 00:24:30,167 The IP itself is undead, 228 00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:32,833 as in too problematic to reboot, because of woke, 229 00:24:32,917 --> 00:24:34,875 which in Hollywood right now is a really big problem, 230 00:24:34,959 --> 00:24:36,667 because intellectual property from decades ago 231 00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:39,167 is basically the only thing anyone's willing to spend money on anymore, 232 00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:41,625 what with the capitalism being so late and all. 233 00:24:41,708 --> 00:24:44,583 And look, every long-running franchise has skeletons in its closet. 234 00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:48,375 I mean, James Bond literally assaults women in Goldfinger 235 00:24:48,458 --> 00:24:51,167 and Thunderball, and Mickey Mouse did blackface 236 00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:53,250 - that one time. - Mickey did that? 237 00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:57,458 So what does a studio do when there's easy money 238 00:24:57,542 --> 00:24:59,208 just waiting to be made on a movie franchise, 239 00:24:59,292 --> 00:25:00,333 just sitting there dormant, 240 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:03,291 but it's one as blatantly transphobic as Camp Miasma? 241 00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:06,583 They hire a queer person to paper over the ugliness, 242 00:25:06,667 --> 00:25:08,750 give Little Death a more tragic backstory, 243 00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:11,958 weave in some perfunctory message about gender, trauma, 244 00:25:12,042 --> 00:25:13,499 being yourself against all odds. 245 00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:16,583 Bam! Zombie IP resurrected, shareholders get paid. 246 00:25:20,292 --> 00:25:24,292 Kris, I didn't ask you about your work. 247 00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:28,333 I asked about you. 248 00:25:29,583 --> 00:25:31,542 I want you to tell me about yourself. 249 00:25:32,443 --> 00:25:33,459 Sorry. 250 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,417 I have a tendency to get kind of fired up about that stuff. 251 00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:39,896 Sometimes, I kinda think I am my work. 252 00:25:40,542 --> 00:25:42,292 Well, I'm sure that's not true. 253 00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:46,875 Okay. Uh, let's see. 254 00:25:48,917 --> 00:25:50,500 Uh, well, I'm 29. 255 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:56,583 I... grew up in the suburbs, but I haven't really talked 256 00:25:56,667 --> 00:25:58,792 to my family since shortly after I came out. 257 00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:02,583 I use she/they pronouns. 258 00:26:02,667 --> 00:26:03,780 Are you married? 259 00:26:03,864 --> 00:26:05,334 No. God, no. 260 00:26:06,125 --> 00:26:07,458 No. 261 00:26:07,542 --> 00:26:09,168 No, I'm poly. 262 00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:10,542 What's poly? 263 00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:12,167 Like polyamorous. 264 00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:14,083 Oh, I don't know poly. 265 00:26:14,167 --> 00:26:15,250 Yeah. It... 266 00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:18,333 Basically, I have a partner, and then my partner 267 00:26:18,417 --> 00:26:19,935 has another partner, too. 268 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,042 Oh! 269 00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:22,375 Kinda like cheating. 270 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,250 Yeah. 271 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,499 Yeah, but with game nights where you have to hang out 272 00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:28,667 with bisexual guys named Thor. 273 00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:30,917 You don't sound too excited about it. 274 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,667 No, I am. I am. 275 00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:35,458 I just uh, I don't know. 276 00:26:35,542 --> 00:26:37,250 All that stuff has just 277 00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:39,533 kinda always been in the background for me, 278 00:26:40,554 --> 00:26:42,179 like sex or whatever. 279 00:26:43,167 --> 00:26:44,624 I mean, I love my partner. 280 00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:47,833 Really, I do, and I want their needs to be met. 281 00:26:47,917 --> 00:26:50,708 But just for me, 282 00:26:50,791 --> 00:26:54,542 sex has always felt like kind of a distraction. 283 00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:58,583 My primary partner tends to be my work. 284 00:26:59,458 --> 00:27:01,333 I'm noticing a trend. 285 00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:04,292 Yeah. 286 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,417 I guess... 287 00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:14,208 love, sex, all that stuff has just never been easy for me. 288 00:27:14,292 --> 00:27:15,792 I... 289 00:27:16,458 --> 00:27:18,667 Sometimes I think my art is just like, a place for me 290 00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:20,000 to hide from all that. 291 00:27:20,958 --> 00:27:22,875 Well, like this camp is for me. 292 00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:26,750 It's your own private alternate universe. 293 00:27:32,458 --> 00:27:37,750 Look, when I was younger, sex was stressful for me, too. 294 00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:42,292 I created some kind of a block around it 295 00:27:42,375 --> 00:27:44,542 that I couldn't quite name. 296 00:27:44,625 --> 00:27:45,875 Exactly. 297 00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:50,083 I had to find a way to get out of my head. 298 00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:55,083 And this helped. 299 00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:16,125 Sorry. 300 00:28:18,708 --> 00:28:20,625 - I'm sorry. - No, you're good. 301 00:28:22,458 --> 00:28:24,499 No, I mean I'm sorry about bringing all this up. 302 00:28:24,583 --> 00:28:26,500 We shouldn't be talking about my sex life. 303 00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:27,917 We've only just met. 304 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,208 Why not? 305 00:28:29,292 --> 00:28:30,458 'Cause it's weird. I-- 306 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,792 This is a work meeting. I don't wanna be like... 307 00:28:34,125 --> 00:28:37,500 Me Too-ish, Me Too-y, Me Too... 308 00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:40,167 Honey, I auditioned for The Burning. 309 00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:42,583 You know who created that? 310 00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:45,042 You don't scare me. 311 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:48,000 And besides, this isn't a business meeting. 312 00:28:48,333 --> 00:28:50,875 We're eating fried chicken and smoking weed, 313 00:28:50,958 --> 00:28:53,708 and talking about making art together. 314 00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:57,833 Okay. Well, in that case, can I ask you something personal? 315 00:28:57,917 --> 00:28:59,375 Uh-huh. 316 00:29:02,593 --> 00:29:04,593 Why'd you stop acting? 317 00:29:05,792 --> 00:29:08,250 You had a few bit parts 318 00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:10,291 and then you starred in the original Miasma, 319 00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:13,125 then you kinda just fell off the face of the earth. 320 00:29:21,071 --> 00:29:23,542 Well, they invited me back for the sequel, 321 00:29:24,583 --> 00:29:26,583 and the third one, too. 322 00:29:29,208 --> 00:29:30,916 But I was pretty burnt out. 323 00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:34,667 And after a while they stopped calling. 324 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:39,417 I guess I just aged out. 325 00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:45,916 Ms Presley, Billy, 326 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,708 I just have to say I am a lifelong fan, 327 00:29:48,792 --> 00:29:51,042 and I know we're only just meeting, 328 00:29:51,126 --> 00:29:54,792 but I feel very, very strongly about the potential 329 00:29:54,875 --> 00:29:56,124 of this collaboration. 330 00:29:56,208 --> 00:29:58,587 - Here comes the hard sell. - But I'm serious. 331 00:29:58,667 --> 00:30:00,084 I don't know how to explain it, 332 00:30:00,167 --> 00:30:02,917 but I just know that being here is gonna help me crack the Miasma story. 333 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,208 I don't wanna make another dumb sequel in the Camp Miasma franchise. 334 00:30:06,292 --> 00:30:08,292 I don't wanna make a remake of a remake, of a remake. 335 00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:09,743 Everything's a remake of something. 336 00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:12,584 I wanna make something that feels fresh and new. 337 00:30:12,667 --> 00:30:15,916 Even the original Miasma movie was based on a real serial killer, 338 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000 Ed Gein. 339 00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:20,291 It's like I said in my letter, I mean, to me, 340 00:30:20,375 --> 00:30:23,708 the soul of Camp Miasma has always been 341 00:30:23,792 --> 00:30:26,792 - that look in your character's eye. - That look in my eye. 342 00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:28,322 Exactly. 343 00:30:28,406 --> 00:30:32,083 That look has been seared into my memory ever since I saw it on a VHS tape 344 00:30:32,167 --> 00:30:35,064 I had absolutely no business being able to watch as an eight-year-old. 345 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,875 If I can capture that look in your eye again 35 years later, 346 00:30:37,958 --> 00:30:40,207 then I will have done my job as 347 00:30:40,292 --> 00:30:42,417 - the latest shepherd-- - As the latest shepherd 348 00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:44,958 in the Camp Miasma legacy. 349 00:30:45,875 --> 00:30:47,042 I know. 350 00:30:47,125 --> 00:30:48,416 I read your letter. 351 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,708 It's a good pitch. 352 00:30:51,167 --> 00:30:53,292 I'm just not convinced that it'll work. 353 00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:56,083 Why not? 354 00:30:56,167 --> 00:30:59,625 Because you talk about it so academically, and... 355 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:05,917 Camp Miasma, it wasn't about cultural depictions 356 00:31:06,001 --> 00:31:11,999 of monstrosity or gender trouble or any of that stuff. 357 00:31:12,083 --> 00:31:16,125 It was about two very simple things... 358 00:31:19,791 --> 00:31:23,999 flesh and fluids. 359 00:31:30,292 --> 00:31:32,750 I really, I really appreciate you... 360 00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:36,708 yeah, taking the time, and I'm sure our reps will be in touch, 361 00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:38,416 and hopefully, we can work something out. 362 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:42,131 But obviously, no worries if things don't align and... 363 00:31:42,215 --> 00:31:43,884 - Kris. - ...you decide not to. 364 00:31:43,968 --> 00:31:45,848 You don't need to leave, you know? 365 00:31:45,917 --> 00:31:48,758 I made up the guest room upstairs. 366 00:31:48,842 --> 00:31:52,063 That's very kind, but I should probably get on the road. 367 00:31:52,167 --> 00:31:55,625 Well, it's a bit late to drive, isn't it, especially in this weather? 368 00:31:55,708 --> 00:31:58,724 I don't wanna impose any more than I already have. Really. 369 00:31:58,812 --> 00:32:00,206 It's not an imposition. 370 00:32:00,292 --> 00:32:01,292 It's okay. 371 00:32:01,376 --> 00:32:02,668 Kris. 372 00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:05,481 Kris, I'm asking you to stay. 373 00:32:06,042 --> 00:32:07,292 Is that an order? 374 00:32:10,117 --> 00:32:11,326 Yeah. 375 00:32:12,225 --> 00:32:13,642 Yeah, that's an order. 376 00:32:17,023 --> 00:32:18,648 We can get to know each other. 377 00:32:20,125 --> 00:32:24,041 We can watch my print of the first film together. 378 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,042 You can tell me more about that look in my eye, and well... 379 00:32:31,042 --> 00:32:33,292 We have to be on the same page if... 380 00:32:33,959 --> 00:32:35,584 We're gonna be working together? 381 00:32:36,833 --> 00:32:38,499 Please. 382 00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:40,666 We're already working together. 383 00:33:16,833 --> 00:33:18,250 Yeah... 384 00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:22,333 I like her. 385 00:33:27,917 --> 00:33:31,917 It's been a long time since I've let someone really see me. 386 00:33:33,711 --> 00:33:36,211 My acting or my art. 387 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:39,560 Yeah. 388 00:33:39,625 --> 00:33:41,458 You know what? I agree. 389 00:33:44,071 --> 00:33:49,988 Well, she's more in her head than in her body, but, 390 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:51,875 well, she's got potential. 391 00:33:53,542 --> 00:33:54,750 Hold on. 392 00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:56,833 I hear something. 393 00:34:56,571 --> 00:34:57,988 Morning, sleepyhead. 394 00:34:59,622 --> 00:35:01,250 I didn't know what you wanted for breakfast, 395 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:05,292 so I got a variety pack from the Costco. 396 00:35:05,375 --> 00:35:06,792 Look at that. Isn't that cute? 397 00:35:06,876 --> 00:35:09,667 You got your Frosted Flakes and your Froot Loops, 398 00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:11,458 and your Cocoa Krispies. 399 00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:13,417 There's a little something for everyone. 400 00:35:17,061 --> 00:35:18,436 - Is something wrong? - No. 401 00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:23,249 Well, actually, yes. Sorry. 402 00:35:23,333 --> 00:35:25,125 I'm just gonna say this even if it sounds weird. 403 00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:26,583 Is there, um... 404 00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:28,875 Is there someone else in the house with us right now? 405 00:35:29,458 --> 00:35:30,583 What are you talking about? 406 00:35:30,666 --> 00:35:34,041 Uh, last night before I went to bed, I thought I heard talking. 407 00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:37,375 It sounded like maybe you were talking to someone else. 408 00:35:37,458 --> 00:35:38,875 I don't think so. 409 00:35:39,731 --> 00:35:41,939 As far as I know, it's just the two of us here. 410 00:35:42,023 --> 00:35:43,749 There was no one in your bedroom last night? 411 00:35:43,833 --> 00:35:47,041 Your dead taxidermied mom, just to throw like, a totally random example. 412 00:35:47,125 --> 00:35:48,146 Nope, 413 00:35:48,706 --> 00:35:50,167 just the two of us. 414 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,125 If you don't believe me, you can go look. 415 00:35:53,209 --> 00:35:55,375 - No, I believe you. - No, I'm serious, go look. 416 00:35:55,458 --> 00:35:57,041 It's okay. I must've been making it up. 417 00:35:57,125 --> 00:35:58,958 Go look. 418 00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:16,625 She's amazing. 419 00:37:16,697 --> 00:37:18,000 I mean, she's clearly the same person 420 00:37:18,083 --> 00:37:19,625 from Miasma I, 421 00:37:19,708 --> 00:37:22,709 the final girl, but she's so much more, too. 422 00:37:22,792 --> 00:37:26,771 Like, she's weird and, like sexy and tough, 423 00:37:26,855 --> 00:37:30,688 but also like really funny, too, and she's a stoner. 424 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:33,158 Oh, God. I mean, it's amazing. 425 00:37:33,242 --> 00:37:37,750 There is so much more to explore in her that the first film barely even hinted at. 426 00:37:37,833 --> 00:37:40,500 - Yeah. - I mean-- Yeah, I'm obsessed. 427 00:37:40,583 --> 00:37:41,959 Tell the studio I'm obsessed. 428 00:37:42,458 --> 00:37:44,875 You're still just thinking a cameo though, right? 429 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:46,875 No, no. It's her. 430 00:37:46,958 --> 00:37:48,666 I mean, the whole movie's gotta be her. 431 00:37:48,749 --> 00:37:50,874 Did I tell you that she literally lives 432 00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:52,709 at the abandoned sleepaway camp from Miasma I? 433 00:37:52,792 --> 00:37:54,708 You mentioned that, yeah. 434 00:37:54,792 --> 00:37:56,083 Come on. 435 00:37:56,166 --> 00:37:57,999 Are we thinking a supporting role? 436 00:37:58,083 --> 00:38:00,542 'Cause I still need to set expectations with the studio. 437 00:38:02,731 --> 00:38:03,917 Hail Satan. 438 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,083 No, listen to me. You're not hearing what I'm saying. 439 00:38:06,167 --> 00:38:08,542 She is the lead, okay? 440 00:38:08,625 --> 00:38:10,676 The final girl again. 441 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:15,042 Kris, taking over the Miasma franchise is a really, really big deal. 442 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,167 The studio is taking a chance on you, okay? 443 00:38:17,251 --> 00:38:19,667 I know you love your trivia, but they're not gonna wanna 444 00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:23,327 build a franchise reboot around a 60-year-old lady 445 00:38:23,411 --> 00:38:26,042 who doesn't even have a Wikipedia page. No offense. 446 00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:27,625 What about those new Halloween movies? 447 00:38:27,708 --> 00:38:31,041 Those made like a billion dollars and they starred a 60-year-old lady. 448 00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:32,630 Or... or maybe. 449 00:38:33,332 --> 00:38:34,624 Never mind. Those rumors aren't true. 450 00:38:34,708 --> 00:38:38,748 Kris! Billy Presley is not Jamie Lee Curtis. 451 00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:40,708 You know, she's not Neve Campbell. 452 00:38:40,792 --> 00:38:43,916 She's not even, what's her name from the first Nightmare on Elm Street movie? 453 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000 Heather Langenkamp. 454 00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:46,375 Yeah, exactly. 455 00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:48,625 This is a niche property, Kris. 456 00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:51,125 Okay, how can I explain? 457 00:38:51,208 --> 00:38:53,292 Can you tell me the name of the lead actress 458 00:38:53,376 --> 00:38:54,916 from the Sleepaway Camp movies? 459 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,082 Felissa Rose in the original and Pamela Springsteen in the sequels, 460 00:38:58,167 --> 00:39:00,042 who fun fact is Bruce Springsteen's sister. 461 00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:02,250 There you go. I'd say in 2026, 462 00:39:02,333 --> 00:39:04,916 Billy Presley has about as much star power 463 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,500 as Bruce Springsteen's sister. 464 00:39:06,583 --> 00:39:08,833 Honestly, if I were putting money on it, 465 00:39:08,917 --> 00:39:11,458 I bet they don't even know who she is, okay? 466 00:39:11,541 --> 00:39:13,249 So just focus on the origin story. 467 00:39:13,333 --> 00:39:15,416 That's what this studio is eager for you to crack 468 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:18,333 and then we'll be pushed closer to a green light. 469 00:39:18,792 --> 00:39:20,167 Fine. Whatever. 470 00:39:21,458 --> 00:39:24,333 Well, how about final cut? Any word on final cut? 471 00:39:24,416 --> 00:39:27,262 Kris, we've talked about this. 472 00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:28,917 That's not how this works. 473 00:39:30,458 --> 00:39:32,166 Are you playing squash right now? 474 00:39:33,042 --> 00:39:34,375 You know, Gen Z. 475 00:39:35,292 --> 00:39:37,792 TikTok. SpongeBob. 476 00:41:19,833 --> 00:41:21,500 Chuck is such a stud. 477 00:41:22,458 --> 00:41:23,500 Come on. 478 00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:25,250 Go on, go on. This is how you do it. 479 00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:26,459 This is how you do it. 480 00:41:27,917 --> 00:41:29,125 - Studs Terkel. - Yes! 481 00:41:33,916 --> 00:41:35,583 Strange mating ritual. 482 00:41:36,417 --> 00:41:38,208 Says our Lady of Corduroy. 483 00:41:38,911 --> 00:41:41,166 Like you'd even know, Squeak. 484 00:42:41,708 --> 00:42:43,708 Where is it that you are going? 485 00:42:45,292 --> 00:42:46,417 Excuse me? 486 00:42:47,292 --> 00:42:52,209 I said, where exactly is it that you kids think you're going? 487 00:42:54,375 --> 00:42:58,623 Uh, we're the... new counselors at the sleepaway camp 488 00:42:58,707 --> 00:43:00,728 on the hill, Camp Miasma. 489 00:43:00,833 --> 00:43:01,958 No. 490 00:43:02,292 --> 00:43:03,542 No, no, no, no, no. 491 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:08,458 He is still sleeping down below, 492 00:43:08,542 --> 00:43:10,499 and a child like you, so... 493 00:43:12,428 --> 00:43:15,458 young and nubile, 494 00:43:16,916 --> 00:43:18,583 surely you'll wake him, won't you? 495 00:43:18,666 --> 00:43:20,375 I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to-- 496 00:43:20,458 --> 00:43:21,583 You're doomed. 497 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,625 You're doomed! 498 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,417 Hey, what's eating you, Squeak? 499 00:43:42,292 --> 00:43:45,167 I'm just thinking about what it's gonna feel like. 500 00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:50,083 What, losing your virginity? 501 00:43:52,333 --> 00:43:53,624 No. 502 00:43:57,181 --> 00:43:58,514 Dying. 503 00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:14,333 We're out of freakin' gas. 504 00:44:14,416 --> 00:44:17,708 That means we're marooned until the campers get here tomorrow. 505 00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:32,907 Alright, alright. Who's gonna do the honors this year? 506 00:44:32,991 --> 00:44:34,634 Huh? Huh? Huh? 507 00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:36,333 The honors? 508 00:44:36,417 --> 00:44:38,333 Yeah, who's telling the origin story, 509 00:44:38,417 --> 00:44:39,792 the tale of Little Death? 510 00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:42,875 Go for it, man. It's all on you. 511 00:44:43,792 --> 00:44:45,167 This part's transphobic. 512 00:44:45,251 --> 00:44:46,917 - Shut up. - Sorry. 513 00:44:47,001 --> 00:44:48,458 So, 514 00:44:48,542 --> 00:44:50,833 This was a long time ago, 515 00:44:50,917 --> 00:44:52,917 a long time ago, 516 00:44:53,956 --> 00:44:56,333 before I was even a camper here myself. 517 00:44:57,017 --> 00:44:58,684 But the counselors, 518 00:44:58,768 --> 00:45:00,768 they used to talk about this one kid, 519 00:45:01,566 --> 00:45:03,233 a real freak house, 520 00:45:03,317 --> 00:45:07,833 who never said a single word to anyone all summer. 521 00:45:09,375 --> 00:45:12,833 He had this special arrangement with the camp 522 00:45:12,917 --> 00:45:14,583 to have one bed in the boys' bunk 523 00:45:15,167 --> 00:45:17,834 and one bed in the girls' bunk. 524 00:45:17,917 --> 00:45:20,042 That's freak-house behavior. 525 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:23,708 This kid, see, he was a boy. 526 00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:26,792 He had a little wiener, so he had to be, right? 527 00:45:26,875 --> 00:45:28,124 Right. 528 00:45:28,208 --> 00:45:30,375 But on certain days of the week, 529 00:45:30,458 --> 00:45:33,167 like it was the most normal thing in the world... 530 00:45:35,375 --> 00:45:36,911 he would pack up all his stuff 531 00:45:36,995 --> 00:45:39,291 and move over to the girls' side of camp, 532 00:45:39,375 --> 00:45:42,292 and then he would show up to swim practice 533 00:45:42,638 --> 00:45:43,930 in a bikini! 534 00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:51,625 On Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays, he was a boy, 535 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:54,708 and the rest of the week, honest to God, 536 00:45:55,708 --> 00:45:59,124 this little schizophrenic thought he was a girl. 537 00:46:02,208 --> 00:46:04,208 Major freak house alert. 538 00:46:06,125 --> 00:46:10,584 The kid's parents were even bigger freak houses 539 00:46:10,667 --> 00:46:12,375 than him. 540 00:46:12,458 --> 00:46:14,295 They were hermaphrodites. 541 00:46:14,379 --> 00:46:16,272 They met at a mental hospital, 542 00:46:16,734 --> 00:46:18,750 killed the guards, and escaped. 543 00:46:19,214 --> 00:46:23,256 The mom dressed as a boy and the dad dressed as a girl. 544 00:46:24,292 --> 00:46:26,292 They raised their son to be a different gender 545 00:46:26,376 --> 00:46:30,999 every day of the week until he finally lost his mind, too. 546 00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:33,250 Easy-Bake freak house. 547 00:46:33,334 --> 00:46:35,167 He never had a chance. 548 00:46:35,250 --> 00:46:36,330 Or... 549 00:46:37,249 --> 00:46:40,000 freak house bake oven is what I meant to say actually. 550 00:46:42,667 --> 00:46:43,750 Going to pee. 551 00:46:43,833 --> 00:46:46,625 Eventually, there was an incident at swim practice. 552 00:46:47,333 --> 00:46:50,834 Some of the kids, they made the mistake of teasing him, and... 553 00:46:51,958 --> 00:46:53,167 he just went ballistic. 554 00:47:01,375 --> 00:47:03,167 So they drowned him. 555 00:47:04,044 --> 00:47:05,294 I mean, they had to. 556 00:47:07,723 --> 00:47:10,640 Parents covered it up, so the kids wouldn't get in trouble, 557 00:47:10,724 --> 00:47:12,333 camp management, the counselors, too. 558 00:47:13,583 --> 00:47:15,625 But some people say 559 00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:18,583 that he's still down there 560 00:47:18,667 --> 00:47:20,292 at the bottom of the lake, 561 00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:22,917 that he's still hungry, 562 00:47:24,125 --> 00:47:26,583 that he's waiting to rise from the depths. 563 00:47:31,667 --> 00:47:34,583 Rise, Little Death. 564 00:47:36,083 --> 00:47:40,583 Rise and take your revenge. 565 00:47:46,125 --> 00:47:47,542 Gonna get-- 566 00:47:49,833 --> 00:47:51,250 Oh God, that's classic. 567 00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:53,818 You shit your pants, Squeak? 568 00:47:53,917 --> 00:47:55,626 I think somebody's baking brownies. 569 00:47:56,833 --> 00:47:58,125 Did she shit her pants? 570 00:47:59,833 --> 00:48:00,859 Ew. 571 00:48:02,292 --> 00:48:03,750 It's just a joke. 572 00:48:03,833 --> 00:48:06,041 Alright. Let's get this party started! 573 00:48:14,042 --> 00:48:15,499 Come on. 574 00:48:15,583 --> 00:48:17,792 Come on, Ella. You got this. 575 00:48:25,233 --> 00:48:27,977 Good evening, Camp Miasma. 576 00:48:28,042 --> 00:48:32,250 This is DJ Ella Giastic broadcasting all night long. 577 00:48:32,697 --> 00:48:35,666 Let's get this party started with Anorak Christmas 578 00:48:35,750 --> 00:48:37,208 by Sally Shapiro. 579 00:50:23,836 --> 00:50:25,709 - Split diopter. - What's wrong? 580 00:50:25,792 --> 00:50:28,500 I thought I saw someone out there watching me 581 00:50:28,583 --> 00:50:30,542 or it was like... 582 00:50:32,333 --> 00:50:36,708 I sensed someone... sensing me. 583 00:50:38,375 --> 00:50:41,749 And then my perspective changed. 584 00:50:41,833 --> 00:50:46,500 It was like I could, I could see myself standing here... 585 00:50:49,583 --> 00:50:51,336 through his eyes. 586 00:50:53,542 --> 00:50:54,584 Wait, who? 587 00:50:56,167 --> 00:50:57,375 Little Death? 588 00:51:01,167 --> 00:51:02,500 I don't know. 589 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,667 Hey, hey, you're shaking. 590 00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:13,292 I think we need to get you inside. 591 00:51:13,875 --> 00:51:15,750 I know a little spot. 592 00:51:16,625 --> 00:51:17,750 How does that sound? 593 00:51:19,042 --> 00:51:20,584 Do you wanna come with me? 594 00:51:20,667 --> 00:51:22,091 Not really. 595 00:51:26,834 --> 00:51:28,542 Or I guess... 596 00:51:30,542 --> 00:51:31,750 maybe I do. 597 00:51:33,210 --> 00:51:34,293 I'm just... 598 00:51:35,792 --> 00:51:37,000 scared. 599 00:51:38,542 --> 00:51:40,958 You're still a virgin, right? 600 00:51:42,750 --> 00:51:47,167 Think of it like getting a shot at the doctor's office. 601 00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:53,542 Except this time, you'll like the way it feels. 602 00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:48,708 Rise. 603 00:53:01,209 --> 00:53:03,709 Rise. 604 00:53:48,417 --> 00:53:50,763 God, I'm so high. 605 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,003 Who are you? 606 00:54:21,458 --> 00:54:22,875 Bummer. 607 00:54:51,625 --> 00:54:54,250 What's wrong, babe? I thought you wanted to make out. 608 00:54:56,417 --> 00:54:57,417 What the fuck? 609 00:55:38,875 --> 00:55:40,292 What's going on out here? 610 00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:46,875 Holy crap. 611 00:58:18,667 --> 00:58:20,959 Damn you, Little Death. 612 00:58:21,625 --> 00:58:23,250 I know you're out there. 613 00:58:24,375 --> 00:58:27,792 Show yourself, so I can finally end this-- 614 00:58:57,997 --> 00:58:59,872 What's this? 615 00:59:00,084 --> 00:59:02,166 That's... it's nothing. 616 00:59:02,250 --> 00:59:04,667 It's stupid. It's like a game we play. 617 00:59:06,250 --> 00:59:08,542 It's just a way to mark time, you know? 618 00:59:10,792 --> 00:59:11,875 Hey, don't look at that. 619 00:59:11,959 --> 00:59:14,167 Don't look at that. Just look at me. 620 00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:15,542 Look at me. 621 00:59:29,125 --> 00:59:31,875 Come on. I'm here. 622 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,209 You okay? 623 00:59:50,334 --> 00:59:51,375 That's it. 624 00:59:55,583 --> 00:59:57,208 Relax. 625 01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:06,750 That's it. 626 01:01:54,583 --> 01:01:56,250 Shoot. 627 01:01:56,667 --> 01:01:58,834 The power just went out. 628 01:01:58,917 --> 01:02:00,334 That happens sometimes. 629 01:02:04,167 --> 01:02:06,042 Well, we need to get the fire going. 630 01:02:08,459 --> 01:02:11,834 I must have seen that movie a hundred times, 631 01:02:11,917 --> 01:02:13,625 but I've never seen it like that. 632 01:02:16,709 --> 01:02:18,250 That look in your eye. 633 01:02:19,250 --> 01:02:21,500 Have you figured out what that was? 634 01:02:25,292 --> 01:02:26,334 Fear? 635 01:02:28,792 --> 01:02:30,167 Shame? 636 01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:34,542 No. 637 01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:44,292 There is something else underneath all that. 638 01:03:14,417 --> 01:03:15,500 Hey! 639 01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:18,834 You were right. 640 01:03:19,834 --> 01:03:21,417 This isn't a work meeting. 641 01:03:23,209 --> 01:03:24,791 That look in your eye, 642 01:03:26,542 --> 01:03:28,125 I don't just wanna watch it. 643 01:03:28,208 --> 01:03:31,667 I don't-- I don't just wanna film it and put it in a movie. 644 01:03:34,042 --> 01:03:35,958 I wanna experience it, too. 645 01:03:45,167 --> 01:03:46,959 Will you show me how? 646 01:04:42,926 --> 01:04:45,760 Out here, being all alone, 647 01:04:47,624 --> 01:04:50,042 there are certain nights when you just get this feeling 648 01:04:50,125 --> 01:04:55,167 when it's really late and really quiet, 649 01:04:55,250 --> 01:04:59,917 when all of a sudden you just know 650 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,459 that some psycho killer escaped mental patient 651 01:05:03,542 --> 01:05:06,125 is gonna break in and chop you up 652 01:05:06,209 --> 01:05:08,334 into a million little pieces. 653 01:05:10,084 --> 01:05:12,292 Oh, I like that feeling. 654 01:05:13,959 --> 01:05:18,375 I like the danger and the powerlessness. 655 01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:23,375 It's a giving in... 656 01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:28,209 even if it just lasts a moment. 657 01:05:32,750 --> 01:05:34,375 Do you ever get lonely, though? 658 01:05:35,833 --> 01:05:38,625 Living out here all alone in the middle of nowhere. 659 01:05:40,792 --> 01:05:43,167 Of course, I get lonely, Kris. 660 01:07:10,917 --> 01:07:12,125 Billy. 661 01:07:33,333 --> 01:07:34,333 Okay. 662 01:09:12,209 --> 01:09:13,875 Tell me what you like. 663 01:09:15,709 --> 01:09:17,917 Whatever you want. 664 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,459 I'm in your hands. 665 01:09:20,542 --> 01:09:22,042 But what do you like? 666 01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:23,709 How do you like to be touched? 667 01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:28,750 Dealer's choice. 668 01:09:29,917 --> 01:09:31,417 Dealer's choice. 669 01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:36,003 That's... 670 01:09:54,584 --> 01:09:56,292 Sorry, fuck. 671 01:09:56,375 --> 01:09:58,834 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's okay. 672 01:09:58,917 --> 01:10:00,625 No, it's not. I don't know what's wrong with me. 673 01:10:00,694 --> 01:10:03,375 I'm so fucking bad at sex. I just can't... Jesus Christ. 674 01:10:03,459 --> 01:10:06,834 I can't like focus or, I don't know I just... 675 01:10:06,917 --> 01:10:08,625 There's no bad at sex. 676 01:10:08,709 --> 01:10:09,709 That's not fair. 677 01:10:09,792 --> 01:10:11,834 - Sorry. - Oh, you're shaking. 678 01:10:11,917 --> 01:10:14,334 - Let's get you warm. - That's so embarrassing. 679 01:10:14,417 --> 01:10:15,542 I hate myself. 680 01:10:15,625 --> 01:10:19,750 I'll put some tea on the stove and we can make s'mores 681 01:10:19,834 --> 01:10:20,959 in the fireplace. 682 01:10:21,042 --> 01:10:22,209 Would that be nice? 683 01:10:26,083 --> 01:10:27,083 Good. 684 01:10:29,542 --> 01:10:33,912 I think it's... dissociation. 685 01:10:35,958 --> 01:10:41,333 Sex seems so natural and easy for so many people, 686 01:10:41,417 --> 01:10:42,834 but for me, I've just... 687 01:10:44,792 --> 01:10:48,959 I've never been able to get there with someone else, 688 01:10:49,042 --> 01:10:51,417 unless I'm really far away in my head, 689 01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:54,936 just fully someplace else. 690 01:11:01,333 --> 01:11:02,625 Where? 691 01:11:06,667 --> 01:11:08,209 You don't have to tell me. 692 01:11:09,705 --> 01:11:14,080 But I promise I won't judge you. 693 01:11:17,917 --> 01:11:19,583 Camp Miasma. 694 01:11:23,917 --> 01:11:25,875 Or any old film like that. 695 01:11:28,917 --> 01:11:35,042 I imagine myself becoming a character in a slasher film. 696 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,791 Mandy the bookworm in part two 697 01:11:40,874 --> 01:11:44,000 or Collie in the outhouse in part four. 698 01:11:45,458 --> 01:11:48,624 I guess even you, 699 01:11:50,459 --> 01:11:53,584 your character in the first movie, 700 01:11:55,390 --> 01:11:59,182 in bed with that look in your eye. 701 01:12:05,417 --> 01:12:06,667 It's okay. 702 01:12:12,834 --> 01:12:15,584 I think about transforming. 703 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,334 I start off the movie as myself... 704 01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:26,583 a filmmaker, an intellectual, 705 01:12:28,209 --> 01:12:33,209 a prude, a pipsqueak. 706 01:12:35,250 --> 01:12:36,917 And then I become... 707 01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:41,583 Or he makes me... 708 01:12:45,917 --> 01:12:47,084 What? 709 01:12:50,625 --> 01:12:51,875 It's embarrassing. 710 01:12:51,958 --> 01:12:53,750 You can tell me. 711 01:13:00,959 --> 01:13:04,334 Well, all that's just window dressing, because... 712 01:13:06,209 --> 01:13:09,625 once Little Death comes for me, I'm just... 713 01:13:18,496 --> 01:13:19,663 A victim. 714 01:13:19,750 --> 01:13:21,000 Yeah. 715 01:13:22,625 --> 01:13:23,625 A slut. 716 01:13:23,708 --> 01:13:24,791 Mm-hmm. 717 01:13:30,917 --> 01:13:34,084 Tits bouncing as I run for my life. 718 01:13:35,750 --> 01:13:39,459 My nipples poking through my skimpy clothes. 719 01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:41,666 Mm-hmm. 720 01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:44,041 Waiting for him to penetrate me. 721 01:13:47,333 --> 01:13:51,750 It's stupid and so misogynistic. 722 01:13:52,711 --> 01:13:58,084 I think I saw too many movies as a kid, and it fucked me up real bad. 723 01:14:02,708 --> 01:14:04,333 Do you think I'm disgusting? 724 01:14:04,625 --> 01:14:05,833 No. 725 01:14:06,583 --> 01:14:08,624 I think you're very sexy. 726 01:14:10,959 --> 01:14:13,375 And if you wanna become that with me, 727 01:14:14,708 --> 01:14:16,125 you can, 728 01:14:17,629 --> 01:14:19,587 'cause it's all just play. 729 01:14:22,167 --> 01:14:24,459 And that's why he built this place. 730 01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:31,959 If it gets too real, you can always turn it off. 731 01:14:37,558 --> 01:14:39,683 Now look in his eyes. 732 01:14:41,527 --> 01:14:43,527 And make them your own. 733 01:14:50,386 --> 01:14:51,886 Let's do it. 734 01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:55,417 Let's make a movie. 735 01:15:26,625 --> 01:15:29,000 Hi. Do you guys have Wi-Fi? 736 01:15:52,292 --> 01:15:53,417 Hi. Hi there. 737 01:15:53,792 --> 01:15:56,250 Sorry to be a few minutes late. 738 01:15:56,334 --> 01:15:58,916 Oh, no problem. We're actually still waiting on Jeffrey. 739 01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:01,208 - Yeah. - But he should be on momentarily. 740 01:16:02,333 --> 01:16:03,791 Right on. 741 01:16:04,917 --> 01:16:06,542 Where are you right now, Kris? 742 01:16:06,625 --> 01:16:09,292 I'm in the Pacific Northwest, near Canada. 743 01:16:09,375 --> 01:16:12,542 I think I maybe mentioned, yeah, on our, on our last call, 744 01:16:12,625 --> 01:16:15,750 but yeah, I got a meeting with Billy Presley. 745 01:16:16,208 --> 01:16:18,042 It's pretty exciting. I don't wanna-- 746 01:16:18,125 --> 01:16:19,167 Great, yeah. 747 01:16:19,250 --> 01:16:20,917 Wanna jinx it or anything, but I'm pretty-- 748 01:16:22,375 --> 01:16:24,583 Hey, guys. I'm here. 749 01:16:25,667 --> 01:16:27,167 Jeffrey... 750 01:16:28,583 --> 01:16:29,625 What? 751 01:16:30,042 --> 01:16:31,042 What, Tracy? 752 01:16:34,792 --> 01:16:36,292 I just got off... 753 01:16:36,875 --> 01:16:40,459 With Jason Blum about the new Halloween miniseries. 754 01:16:40,542 --> 01:16:42,042 This is my little jump scare. 755 01:16:42,125 --> 01:16:43,209 - Watch. - Yeah. 756 01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:48,625 Do I make you horny, baby? 757 01:16:48,709 --> 01:16:49,834 Do I make you horny-- 758 01:16:51,042 --> 01:16:52,417 Do I make you horny? 759 01:16:53,083 --> 01:16:54,360 So great, Jeffrey. 760 01:16:55,417 --> 01:16:57,750 They have the same name, so 761 01:16:57,833 --> 01:16:59,993 Michael Myers, Mike Myers. 762 01:17:00,077 --> 01:17:02,125 - Thank you. - Thank you. 763 01:17:04,042 --> 01:17:05,333 Anyway. 764 01:17:05,417 --> 01:17:07,292 Anyway, we're so excited to hear 765 01:17:07,375 --> 01:17:10,250 - about our little sleepaway camp slasher. - Yeah. 766 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:11,834 How's it coming along, Kris? 767 01:17:11,917 --> 01:17:14,833 Well, I was just saying I have some pretty exciting news. 768 01:17:14,917 --> 01:17:18,041 I, um, yeah, I was, I... 769 01:17:18,809 --> 01:17:20,625 I'm pretty sure that 770 01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:25,166 Billy Presley is going to sign on to, to join the project, so... 771 01:17:26,042 --> 01:17:27,250 Billy? 772 01:17:28,792 --> 01:17:29,792 What? 773 01:17:30,659 --> 01:17:33,996 She played the final girl in the first film back in the '80s. 774 01:17:34,088 --> 01:17:35,125 Y-yeah. 775 01:17:35,208 --> 01:17:37,208 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, great. 776 01:17:37,292 --> 01:17:39,667 That's great fan service. 777 01:17:39,750 --> 01:17:42,916 Reddit is gonna prematurely ejaculate 778 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,207 in their tight little jeans. 779 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,000 Yes. It's so true. 780 01:17:48,084 --> 01:17:51,500 Actually, um, I think we're all just really excited 781 01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:54,917 to hear about this origin story. 782 01:17:55,375 --> 01:17:56,375 Mm-hmm. 783 01:17:59,830 --> 01:18:05,083 Yeah. Well, I've actually been... reworking it over the past few days. 784 01:18:06,958 --> 01:18:08,958 Great. Great. 785 01:18:09,375 --> 01:18:12,042 Why don't you walk us through it, Kris? 786 01:18:14,787 --> 01:18:15,953 Okay, so... 787 01:18:18,292 --> 01:18:23,917 Lake Miasma, that iconic lake viewers know so well. 788 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:27,084 But there's something viewers don't know 789 01:18:27,167 --> 01:18:31,417 about what's lurking there underneath the water. 790 01:18:31,501 --> 01:18:32,668 It's Little Death. 791 01:18:33,790 --> 01:18:35,165 No. 792 01:18:35,542 --> 01:18:36,542 No? 793 01:18:37,834 --> 01:18:38,834 No. 794 01:18:39,357 --> 01:18:40,375 A hole. 795 01:18:41,458 --> 01:18:43,208 A hole? 796 01:18:43,292 --> 01:18:46,625 There is a hole at the bottom of the lake... 797 01:18:48,334 --> 01:18:50,417 where the movies come from. 798 01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:55,708 I don't get it. 799 01:18:55,792 --> 01:18:57,254 Translate, someone. 800 01:18:57,333 --> 01:18:59,041 Uh, it's a meta take. 801 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:00,375 Yeah, meta. 802 01:19:00,459 --> 01:19:03,584 Meta, like, New Nightmare by Fright Master Wes Craven. 803 01:19:03,667 --> 01:19:06,333 Nightmare by Fright Master Wes Craven? 804 01:19:06,417 --> 01:19:07,833 - Exactly. - No. 805 01:19:07,916 --> 01:19:11,700 It's not meta like New Nightmare by Fright Master Wes Craven. 806 01:19:12,167 --> 01:19:15,466 Not meta like New Nightmare by Fright Master Wes Craven. 807 01:19:15,550 --> 01:19:17,292 Is it an allegory? 808 01:19:17,375 --> 01:19:19,375 It's real. Okay? 809 01:19:19,459 --> 01:19:20,917 Like, actually real. 810 01:19:22,209 --> 01:19:24,334 It's realer than this call. 811 01:19:24,417 --> 01:19:27,709 It's not a movie. If anything, this is a movie. 812 01:19:27,793 --> 01:19:32,168 You all are characters in a movie. 813 01:19:32,252 --> 01:19:33,252 Okay? 814 01:19:34,375 --> 01:19:35,375 Okay. 815 01:19:36,083 --> 01:19:38,003 Listen to me. Listen to me. 816 01:19:38,417 --> 01:19:43,292 There is a hole at the bottom of the lake 817 01:19:43,459 --> 01:19:45,126 where the movies come from. 818 01:19:45,292 --> 01:19:47,866 It has been there since before the first movie. 819 01:19:47,958 --> 01:19:50,959 Okay, it has been there since before the murders 820 01:19:51,042 --> 01:19:53,833 that inspired the first movie. 821 01:19:55,333 --> 01:20:02,208 Little Death is down there alone, waiting. 822 01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:12,000 He doesn't need a mask in the hole under Lake Miasma. 823 01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:15,500 He doesn't need clothing at all. 824 01:20:15,584 --> 01:20:19,959 When he gets bored, he has his entertainment... 825 01:20:21,459 --> 01:20:23,334 and that's where we come in. 826 01:20:24,542 --> 01:20:26,958 This is the great trick he plays, 827 01:20:27,042 --> 01:20:31,666 convincing us that we made him, 828 01:20:31,750 --> 01:20:35,083 when really he made us. 829 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:39,584 That we watch him, 830 01:20:39,667 --> 01:20:43,792 when really he watches us. 831 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:58,042 - Do you understand? - Yeah. 832 01:20:58,125 --> 01:21:00,666 We're his little playthings. 833 01:21:00,750 --> 01:21:03,667 We are an itch for him to scratch. 834 01:21:03,750 --> 01:21:09,709 We are a movie for him to edit, and he has final cut. 835 01:21:12,458 --> 01:21:14,791 Oh my God, he has final cut! 836 01:21:14,875 --> 01:21:17,875 Oh my God, it's happening. 837 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:19,917 It's happening again. 838 01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:22,000 Can you feel it? 839 01:21:22,084 --> 01:21:23,917 Oh my God, he's hungry. 840 01:21:25,583 --> 01:21:27,625 He's rising to the surface now. 841 01:21:27,833 --> 01:21:29,500 He's ready. 842 01:21:29,583 --> 01:21:33,667 He's ready to make a new movie, and he's coming for us all. 843 01:21:35,958 --> 01:21:37,958 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - It's happening. 844 01:21:38,042 --> 01:21:39,333 No need to... 845 01:21:39,417 --> 01:21:40,500 It's happening. 846 01:21:40,584 --> 01:21:41,750 It's happening. 847 01:21:41,834 --> 01:21:43,917 Oh my! It's happening. It's happening! 848 01:21:58,917 --> 01:21:59,917 What the fuck was that? 849 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:01,542 There's a lot to unpack there. 850 01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:04,458 There's a lot to unpack there. Thank you so much, Kris. 851 01:22:04,542 --> 01:22:08,125 Um, let us circle up and we will collect our thoughts 852 01:22:08,209 --> 01:22:10,792 and then we will get back to you with notes. 853 01:22:10,875 --> 01:22:13,208 Yeah. Thank you, Tracy. Well said. 854 01:22:13,292 --> 01:22:17,250 That was... something else, but um, 855 01:22:17,333 --> 01:22:18,418 we'll be in touch. 856 01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:19,500 Fucking Christ. 857 01:23:13,214 --> 01:23:14,839 Whoa. 858 01:23:22,908 --> 01:23:25,417 Where exactly is it that you kids think you're going? 859 01:23:27,083 --> 01:23:29,458 Me? Do you, do you mean me? 860 01:23:33,625 --> 01:23:37,417 I'm... I'm a filmmaker. 861 01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:38,921 Uh, I... 862 01:23:40,208 --> 01:23:44,166 Yeah. Yeah, I'm a filmmaker here, 863 01:23:44,250 --> 01:23:45,958 here from the big city. 864 01:23:46,042 --> 01:23:49,834 I'm... here making a... movie 865 01:23:49,917 --> 01:23:52,584 at the old sleepaway camp up on the hill. 866 01:23:53,875 --> 01:23:54,875 Oh, no. 867 01:23:56,083 --> 01:23:58,792 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 868 01:23:58,878 --> 01:24:00,545 This remains highly unfinished. 869 01:24:00,629 --> 01:24:01,999 I don't like it at all. 870 01:24:03,404 --> 01:24:04,417 Totally. 871 01:24:04,500 --> 01:24:08,125 He's still sleeping down below, and a child like you, 872 01:24:08,458 --> 01:24:10,000 so young-- 873 01:24:10,084 --> 01:24:11,417 And nubile. Don't forget nubile. 874 01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:13,500 And nubile, surely you'll wake him. 875 01:24:13,584 --> 01:24:15,042 For sure. For sure. 876 01:24:15,125 --> 01:24:16,208 You're doomed. 877 01:24:16,708 --> 01:24:18,250 Like doomed, doomed? 878 01:24:18,333 --> 01:24:21,375 Doomed. You're, you're doomed. 879 01:24:21,458 --> 01:24:23,250 Doomed? 880 01:24:23,500 --> 01:24:24,917 Doomed. 881 01:24:38,828 --> 01:24:43,203 DJ Ella Giastic on Camp Miasma Radio, 882 01:24:43,287 --> 01:24:47,834 and next we got a slow one for all the lovers out there tonight. 883 01:25:54,084 --> 01:25:56,375 The signal's starting to come through. 884 01:26:00,042 --> 01:26:01,250 I know. 885 01:26:51,417 --> 01:26:55,209 It's time for the tale of Little Death. 886 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:11,375 I didn't wanna go with him that night... 887 01:27:14,208 --> 01:27:19,458 but I told myself I had to, that it was a ritual, 888 01:27:20,750 --> 01:27:23,958 a rite of passage that everyone has to go through. 889 01:27:25,292 --> 01:27:30,292 I was 24 playing 17 890 01:27:31,625 --> 01:27:34,167 and it was time I lost my virginity. 891 01:27:45,225 --> 01:27:47,475 I tried masturbating before. 892 01:27:48,875 --> 01:27:53,792 Some girls at camp taught me how when I was just a camper... 893 01:27:55,959 --> 01:27:57,750 but I never understood. 894 01:27:59,458 --> 01:28:01,041 My hand just got tired. 895 01:28:05,333 --> 01:28:06,375 And then... 896 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:12,459 that night on that grimy mattress 897 01:28:12,542 --> 01:28:15,875 with that irrelevant creep... 898 01:28:18,375 --> 01:28:20,042 I felt hollow. 899 01:28:22,292 --> 01:28:24,167 It meant nothing to me. 900 01:28:30,708 --> 01:28:32,708 I was losing my virginity... 901 01:28:35,375 --> 01:28:39,959 and it was exactly as bad as I had always imagined it would be. 902 01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:45,542 When he entered me, I went far away in my head. 903 01:28:46,583 --> 01:28:48,958 I tried to think about anything else. 904 01:28:51,098 --> 01:28:55,598 I tried to stop being myself there on the bed. 905 01:29:01,750 --> 01:29:03,542 And it worked. 906 01:29:08,959 --> 01:29:10,959 I caught a signal. 907 01:29:14,042 --> 01:29:20,375 Suddenly, I was watching myself from outside myself, 908 01:29:21,083 --> 01:29:23,889 like I'd acquired a new set of eyes, 909 01:29:26,202 --> 01:29:27,389 ears. 910 01:29:33,042 --> 01:29:37,376 I was Little Death. 911 01:29:48,964 --> 01:29:54,041 And I was watching myself from across the room, 912 01:29:54,125 --> 01:29:55,834 creeping closer. 913 01:29:57,042 --> 01:30:02,541 And I could see Billy Presley there on the bed, 914 01:30:02,625 --> 01:30:03,875 losing her virginity, 915 01:30:04,917 --> 01:30:06,417 getting fucked. 916 01:30:07,250 --> 01:30:10,417 Just like in the movies when you see the shot 917 01:30:10,501 --> 01:30:13,584 going back and forth, real rapid like. 918 01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:21,208 And I was excited, being both of us. 919 01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:22,791 I was the watcher, 920 01:30:22,875 --> 01:30:25,750 and I was the one being watched. 921 01:30:25,833 --> 01:30:27,792 And I was the killer, 922 01:30:27,875 --> 01:30:30,959 leering and breathing hard, 923 01:30:31,333 --> 01:30:35,000 and I was the victim, too, lying on the bed 924 01:30:35,083 --> 01:30:36,834 with that look in my eye. 925 01:30:36,917 --> 01:30:39,125 Psycho from the perspective of the shower curtain. 926 01:30:44,917 --> 01:30:47,237 And then I lifted the spear, 927 01:30:47,321 --> 01:30:50,738 and at the same time I saw it from the bed, 928 01:30:50,833 --> 01:30:54,625 looking up at it as it was coming down towards me. 929 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:03,875 And then I came. 930 01:31:24,333 --> 01:31:26,667 It was my first orgasm, 931 01:31:27,250 --> 01:31:29,849 and it's still the biggest one I ever had. 932 01:31:29,917 --> 01:31:33,375 And I thought, "Why'd he make it feel like that? 933 01:31:35,060 --> 01:31:36,352 "So good. 934 01:31:38,663 --> 01:31:40,622 "So close to magic. 935 01:31:44,042 --> 01:31:46,083 "Why'd he make it feel like that?" 936 01:31:49,875 --> 01:31:51,125 What was that? 937 01:31:54,292 --> 01:31:55,959 Why don't you go have a look? 938 01:32:05,168 --> 01:32:06,543 I'm right behind you. 939 01:32:40,407 --> 01:32:41,440 Oh my God. 940 01:32:41,524 --> 01:32:42,750 Oh my God. Is this gonna be... 941 01:32:42,833 --> 01:32:44,259 Is this the moment where he... 942 01:32:46,083 --> 01:32:47,250 What should happen next? 943 01:32:47,333 --> 01:32:50,458 You could fall down the hill, so you don't get too much of a head start, 944 01:32:50,542 --> 01:32:52,292 so you really have to run from him. 945 01:32:52,376 --> 01:32:53,583 I love that idea. 946 01:32:53,667 --> 01:32:55,208 Do you wanna push me or? 947 01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,208 Shit. Goddammit. 948 01:33:17,875 --> 01:33:18,917 Wow. 949 01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:20,167 Okay. Wow. Hi. 950 01:33:20,833 --> 01:33:24,375 Sorry, I'm like, I'm a fan obviously. 951 01:33:24,458 --> 01:33:28,542 Uh, no offense, but I'm gonna, just gonna... 952 01:33:36,226 --> 01:33:37,309 Billy? 953 01:33:37,393 --> 01:33:39,060 Billy? 954 01:33:39,144 --> 01:33:40,353 What do we do next? 955 01:34:30,500 --> 01:34:31,542 Kris. 956 01:34:33,542 --> 01:34:35,958 Oh my God. I got so worried when I didn't hear from you. 957 01:34:36,542 --> 01:34:38,333 Thor got a pickup truck. 958 01:34:38,417 --> 01:34:39,878 We drove all day. 959 01:34:41,375 --> 01:34:42,375 He, he... 960 01:34:43,208 --> 01:34:44,500 We came to save you. 961 01:34:48,355 --> 01:34:50,605 Babe, I think we might've just ran out of gas. 962 01:34:53,500 --> 01:34:54,792 What up, Kris? 963 01:34:55,167 --> 01:34:57,167 Oh, hey dude, what's up? 964 01:34:57,251 --> 01:34:59,333 I'm Thor. What's your name? 965 01:34:59,792 --> 01:35:01,959 Wow. God, there's so many trees out here. 966 01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:12,000 Billy? 967 01:35:12,333 --> 01:35:13,583 What are we doing? 968 01:35:35,292 --> 01:35:36,295 Kris! 969 01:35:36,375 --> 01:35:37,581 It's me, your agent. 970 01:35:37,667 --> 01:35:41,167 I heard the pitch went really, really bad, 971 01:35:41,250 --> 01:35:43,542 so I bought a plane ticket, and I rented a car, 972 01:35:43,625 --> 01:35:44,682 and I drove out here, 973 01:35:44,750 --> 01:35:47,208 'cause I'm thinking maybe we could workshop. 974 01:36:02,417 --> 01:36:03,417 Billy. 975 01:36:22,917 --> 01:36:24,042 Kris, hi. 976 01:36:24,542 --> 01:36:26,375 We huddled up. We have some thoughts. 977 01:36:26,458 --> 01:36:28,624 - Oh, it's an allegory. We totally get it. - Finally. 978 01:36:28,708 --> 01:36:31,458 But we want it to be a little bit more commercial, a little more anthemic. 979 01:36:31,542 --> 01:36:32,750 Jeffrey's just gonna be about five minutes. 980 01:36:32,833 --> 01:36:34,458 Get the fuck out of my way! 981 01:36:52,167 --> 01:36:53,584 It's okay. 982 01:36:53,668 --> 01:36:54,834 You made it. 983 01:36:56,111 --> 01:36:57,124 Don't worry. 984 01:36:57,208 --> 01:36:58,617 It's just a movie. 985 01:36:59,125 --> 01:37:00,125 It's just play. 986 01:37:00,208 --> 01:37:02,833 - Doesn't feel like play, Billy. - I know. I know. 987 01:37:03,208 --> 01:37:04,575 But it is. 988 01:37:05,208 --> 01:37:07,500 Come here. Lie down. 989 01:37:08,625 --> 01:37:10,250 You're almost there now. 990 01:37:11,466 --> 01:37:13,250 You're almost dead. 991 01:37:16,292 --> 01:37:19,292 Now you need to do exactly what I showed you. 992 01:37:19,875 --> 01:37:24,125 You need to watch yourself through his eyes. 993 01:37:31,167 --> 01:37:32,833 Can you do that for me now? 994 01:37:34,792 --> 01:37:35,958 Yes. 995 01:37:36,042 --> 01:37:38,917 Yes, I can, I can see him. 996 01:37:47,584 --> 01:37:49,209 He's walking inside. 997 01:37:49,292 --> 01:37:50,625 He's coming closer now. 998 01:37:58,042 --> 01:37:59,459 I can see myself. 999 01:38:09,958 --> 01:38:11,005 Billy. 1000 01:38:12,084 --> 01:38:15,042 I don't wanna die. 1001 01:38:15,126 --> 01:38:16,525 I don't wanna die, Billy. 1002 01:38:28,125 --> 01:38:29,708 Billy, Billy, 1003 01:38:30,417 --> 01:38:31,751 please don't leave me. 1004 01:38:31,833 --> 01:38:33,250 Please don't leave me. 1005 01:38:35,167 --> 01:38:37,042 I'm not going anywhere. 1006 01:42:27,542 --> 01:42:29,709 Good morning, sleepy head. 1007 01:43:31,542 --> 01:43:33,083 - Have you had these? - Uh-uh. 1008 01:43:33,625 --> 01:43:36,500 Forget everything you know about Jolly Ranchers. 1009 01:43:36,584 --> 01:43:39,167 These are like their complete own thing. 1010 01:43:39,709 --> 01:43:42,584 What is this thing with brands doing gummies these days? 1011 01:43:42,667 --> 01:43:45,208 You got your Airhead gummies, your Life Saver gummies, 1012 01:43:45,292 --> 01:43:47,334 your Jolly Rancher gummies, your Starburst gummies. 1013 01:43:47,417 --> 01:43:49,209 There's just so many gummies. 1014 01:43:49,292 --> 01:43:51,834 I mean, we're living in the golden age of gummy candy. 1015 01:43:51,917 --> 01:43:53,459 I think we are. 1016 01:43:53,542 --> 01:43:54,876 But these are the best. 1017 01:43:54,959 --> 01:43:56,828 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1018 01:43:56,912 --> 01:43:57,917 Trust me. 1019 01:43:58,000 --> 01:44:00,250 Alright. Put 'em in the basket. 1020 01:44:23,167 --> 01:44:27,083 It's okay to fill the canister directly from the pump? 1021 01:44:28,209 --> 01:44:31,167 Um, yeah, no problem. 1022 01:44:34,667 --> 01:44:36,292 I like your guys' outfits. 1023 01:44:36,376 --> 01:44:37,751 Thanks. 1024 01:44:37,834 --> 01:44:39,001 I like your hair. 1025 01:44:42,667 --> 01:44:43,667 Cool. 1026 01:44:47,501 --> 01:44:51,084 Feels like we're standing... 1027 01:44:51,167 --> 01:44:52,167 Hey! 1028 01:44:53,042 --> 01:44:54,333 What's wrong? 1029 01:44:56,875 --> 01:44:58,042 Are you alright? 1030 01:44:59,626 --> 01:45:01,042 He's still down there, you know. 1031 01:45:01,501 --> 01:45:03,042 At the bottom of the lake. 1032 01:45:03,376 --> 01:45:05,042 He's still hungry. 1033 01:45:05,751 --> 01:45:07,042 Can you feel it? 1034 01:45:10,001 --> 01:45:11,417 He'll be back soon... 1035 01:45:14,001 --> 01:45:15,126 to feed again. 1036 01:51:48,042 --> 01:51:50,001 Do you think we're gonna do more of these? 1037 01:51:50,084 --> 01:51:51,584 - Oh, if they had to. - Yeah. 1038 01:51:51,667 --> 01:51:52,959 - Oh, oh, yeah-- - Yeah. 1039 01:51:53,042 --> 01:51:55,166 I always said I was never gonna come back for 'em. 1040 01:51:55,250 --> 01:51:56,266 - Right. - You know, 1041 01:51:56,333 --> 01:51:58,167 'cause I thought there'd be bigger and better stuff, but... 1042 01:51:58,250 --> 01:51:59,417 - Right. - Well, that didn't happen.