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[theme music playing]

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[chomps]

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It's curtains for you pal,
curtains!

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Huh?

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[slurps] Oh, boy,
I just [exaggerates] love...
detective shows!

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Curtains, huh?

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Well I got a heater
with your name on it!

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[dramatically]
Huh... huh... [screams]

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So, Merry Christmas, Harry.

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You too Skip. You too.

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Phew, I knew
he was gonna be fine.

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[Skip on tv] Now scram
outta here
before I plug ya.

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[gasps] Watch out, Harry!

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He's gonna plug ya! [sobs]

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Mother--

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[Daffy] There I was
mindin' my own beeswax

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when he walked in.

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A real oinker.
Curly tail and all.

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[nervously] Oh, please.

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You... you gotta help me,
d... detective duck!

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[stuttering] Someone stole
my pa... pants.

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Trousers! I'm buck naked!

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Huh?

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[Daffy whistles]

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[sotto voice]
Nice getaway sticks!

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I'll take the case!

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Oh... thank you!

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Sure thing, buster!

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We're gonna start with
the best lead we got.

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You!

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Huh?

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What's your inseam?

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I don't remember!

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Are you allergic
to cotton blends?

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Now I want you to give me
the straight poop, chubby.

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When's the last time
you saw your pants?

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Oh, I... uh, can't remember.

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But... but this
was in my mailbox
this morning.

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Gimme that.

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"Dearest Porky,

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The thought of your caress

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-thrills me to my very soul."
-[chuckles uncomfortably]

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Uh, wrong letter.

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Here you are.

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Hey, it was just gettin' good.

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[Daffy reading]
"If you ever want to see

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your sausage casings again,

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leave ten thousand big ones

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at the corner of
Button and Zipper."

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[stutters] Ten...
Ten thousand dollars?

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Where... where am I gonna get
that kind of dough?

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Why, from the piggy bank,
of course.

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Uh... Oh, no.

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-[whimpering]
-[screaming]

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Daffy no. Please.

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[softly] Be gentle

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[whimpers]

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But... but Daffy,
I was saving that for college.

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[cackling]

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College! [laughs maniacally]

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College? That's rich!

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[laughs uncontrollably]
College!

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What's so...
[stutters] funny?

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Only idiots go to college.

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Now we give it
the old eagle eye.

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[eagle screeching]

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[both gasp]

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Uh... You gonna reel him in?

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Good idea.

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[grunts]

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Almost got that
pants-pilfering punk!

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Almost got 'im!

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Ooh!

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[excitedly]
Quick, get the net!

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We'll be eatin' catfish
for a week!

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[grunting]

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Get it together!

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-He's escaping!
-Huh!

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After him!

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[screams] No!

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Ahhh!

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Phew!

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Whoo-hoo

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[yelps]

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Oh, my gosh, what have I done?

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[dramatically]
Porky, speak to me!

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[breathlessly]
Go on... without me...

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[softly] No... No!
I'll never leave ya.

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[running footsteps]

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Oh, there he goes.

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[grunts]

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Porky's pants!

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Stop, fiend!

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Stop!

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Stop!

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Stop!

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[Daffy] The jig is up,
sweet pants.

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End of the line.

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[whistles]

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Huh?

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The Lethal Lederhosen?

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Yeesh.

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Billy Bootcut?

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Cargo-shorts Killer?

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The Skinny-jean Skinner?

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[gulps]

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[grunts and groans]

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[grunts, groans then gnawing]

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[grunts and groans]

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Ooh...

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[choking and coughing]

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-[Porky pig] Daffy!
-[choking and coughing]

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-[Porky pig] Daffy!
-[choking and coughing]

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-D... Daffy!
-[choking and coughing]

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What's going on?

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And... where'd you get
all those pants?

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You mean they're not yours?

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Of course, not.
I've never worn p... pants.

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Well, if they're
not your pants,

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then whose pants are they?

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[theme music playing]

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[indistinct chatter]

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[chirping]

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Oh, finally!
[licks lips]

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My first meal in a week.

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[groaning] Filling,
but not very satisfying.

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Granny: Well, here we are.

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We made it
to the veterinarian,

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my precious
Tweety Bird.

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[evil laugh]

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Don't worry, Tweety.

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It's just a check-up.

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And if they find
anything wrong,

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they'll fix you up
real good.

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[kisses]

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Sounds good, Granny.
I'll be bwave.

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Ta ta, Tweety.

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The race track's a calling.

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[telephone ringing]

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[receptionist] Doctor's office.

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Oh, hi...

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Yes, we have you down
for next Thursday.

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All right, little birdy.
Come on out.

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-The doctor will be in
in a few moments.
-[door shuts]

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I'm in a weal doctor's office.

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Ooh! An eye chart.

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Better test out
dee old peepers.

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[straining] E...

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F-P-T-O...

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Hey, I'm doing pretty good.

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Z-L... Puddy tat... D...

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[gasps]

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I tawt a taw a puddy tat.

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I did! I did taw a puddy tat!

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I love hospital food.

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[laughs]

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[coughs]

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[doctor] Oh, my gosh!
We have a sick animal!

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Hey there, little kitty.

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[doctors] Grab 'em!

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[yowling]

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[doctor] We need to check
this sick cat out.

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Give 'im the works.

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-Hey!
-[doctor] Get his temperature!

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-[groans]
-This may be a little cold.

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[shivering]

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[inflating]

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[screaming] Ow!

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[groaning]

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Oh, this doesn't look good.

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Hand me the clamp.

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-Retractor.
-Tongue depressor.

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[chainsaw revving]

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[screaming]

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[beeping]

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[doctor] We've got to
do something!

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I'll turn it way up
so puddy can get
better extra fast.

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-[crackling]
-[doctor] Clear!

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[screams]

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[coughing]

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This magazine would be
a wot more interesting
if I could wead...

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The doctor is in!

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Oh goody, goody.
The doctor is here!

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Well, looks like you have
great health insurance,

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so you get lots of choices.

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For instance,
kaiser or onion roll?

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Ooh, uh...
Onion, please.

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Excellent choice.

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Please. Get on.

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It exfoliates the feathers.

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You're the doctor.

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Now, do you want
mustard or mayo?

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May I have mayo, pwease?

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You mayo.

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Ooh, I'm weally on a woll!

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And one always needs
one's vegetables.

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Well, here we are.

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Unfortunately you have
the preexisting condition
of being delicious.

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-So...
-[nurse] Doctor!

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Doctor! I've been looking
all over for you!

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You have an emergency!

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[stuttering] But, but... I...

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Hurry, doctor!

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I'm going. I'm going.
Quit pushing

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You have to help this dog.

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[growling]

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Sufferin' succotash!

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-[growling]
-[yowling]

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[screaming]

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[snarls]

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Ooh, he mad.

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And you're lunch!

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Whoa...

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[object clatters]

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["Here Comes the Bride"
instrumental plays]

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Here comes the bride!

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Congratulations.

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[gulps]

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Geez... That was close.

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[growling]

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[snarls]

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-[barking]
-[yowling]

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Aw, what's da matter,
puddy tat?

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You don't like
your new playmate?

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Uh-oh. Here he comes.

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He's very persistent.

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Time to abandon ship.

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[groaning] Ow...

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Hello, mother.

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[objects clatter]

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-[screams] Whoa...
-[roars]

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[doctor] Ah, good!
The patient's here.

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Nurse, hand me
the scalpel, please.

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-[nurse] Yes, doctor.
-[scalpel slashes]

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[clock ticking]

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Oh, dere you are, puddy tat!

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Did they fix you up real good?

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[falsetto] Yeah,
they fixed me all right.

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[horn blares]

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[closing theme music playing]