1
00:02:08,606 --> 00:02:10,474
Looks like solitary
confinement up there, man.

2
00:02:10,478 --> 00:02:11,823
You need to get
some plants or something.

3
00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:13,433
It's actually depressing.

4
00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:15,174
Hey, I appreciate the car, T.

5
00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:18,482
Yeah. No
problem, man. Happy to help.

6
00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:20,614
Not gonna lie,
T. You look old as hell, man.

7
00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:22,094
Y'all look about the same.

8
00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:23,400
I think that's everything.

9
00:02:23,404 --> 00:02:24,705
Do I still have to pay for food

10
00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:25,837
if you guys hardly helped at all?

11
00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:27,404
-Duh.
-That's crazy.

12
00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:28,622
The way I know you're not joking.

13
00:02:28,626 --> 00:02:30,363
No,
no. I give you rats.

14
00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:31,930
That is an auto-lock
first-round draft pick.

15
00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:33,627
But it is hawks in the two slot.

16
00:02:33,631 --> 00:02:35,716
Dude, that's an
atrocious pick. That's terrible.

17
00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,414
You could kill a
hawk with your bare hands.

18
00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:39,198
Dude, you could not
take a fucking hawk, okay?

19
00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:40,939
That is a bird of prey.
It would carve your ass up.

20
00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:42,897
You, uh, you got work lined up?

21
00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:45,117
Uh, no. I'm still trying
to get my shit figured out.

22
00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:46,727
Every every bird has
brittle fucking paper bones.

23
00:02:46,731 --> 00:02:48,338
There is not a bird on earth

24
00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:50,166
that could
survive a human uppercut.

25
00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,733
There is a position that I'm
looking at for an internship.

26
00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:54,605
-It would push your shit in.
-Hawks are a terrible pick.

27
00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,389
It's gun guy in
the two. It's for sure.

28
00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:58,130
No. That's... Day,
you got to back me up.

29
00:02:58,134 --> 00:03:00,524
-You got to back me up.
-What am I backing up?

30
00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:02,787
Fifty hawks, dude with a
gun, five gorillas, 10,000 rats.

31
00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:04,310
You're gonna
pick two to defend you,

32
00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:06,530
and you're gonna
pick two to hunt you.

33
00:03:06,534 --> 00:03:08,575
This is really what
y'all talk about now?

34
00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:10,490
-I guess.
-Tyler, get in here. Just...

35
00:03:10,494 --> 00:03:12,626
Help me out. Can
you please settle this?

36
00:03:15,456 --> 00:03:17,236
What's my options again?

37
00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,020
All right, you got
50 hawks, 10,000 rats,

38
00:03:19,024 --> 00:03:21,109
five gorillas,
and a guy with a gun.

39
00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:23,155
So you're gonna pick two to
defend you and two to hunt you.

40
00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:25,070
So if you're stupid
and pick, like, let's say,

41
00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:27,768
hawks and gorillas, 10,000 rats -

42
00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:30,945
Oh, my God. Is this
the first-day-of-work fit?

43
00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:33,470
-You're wearing a tie to work?
-I love this.

44
00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:35,472
-This is genuinely amazing.
-First Communion drip.

45
00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:37,343
-Yes.
-I look funny.

46
00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:39,432
-You look so funny.
-That is what I just said.

47
00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:41,042
Oh! And look
at the little briefcase.

48
00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:43,306
It's normal. It's a
normal-sized satchel.

49
00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:45,177
It's significantly
smaller than most briefcases.

50
00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:47,353
Hey, man, I
think you look spiffy.

51
00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:50,356
And I think that gun
guy would take hawks all day.

52
00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,794
No. Okay. You keep saying that
gun guy just, like, takes hawks.

53
00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:55,927
But who... Okay. Who's gun
guy? You have to define gun guy.

54
00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:57,929
Just assume he's
the aggregate human.

55
00:03:57,933 --> 00:03:59,757
-He's, like, the average man.
-Okay. What kind of gun?

56
00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,498
Hunting rifle.

57
00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:03,239
Okay. So he's like
a... So he's a hunter?

58
00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,153
No. He's the
average. He's the average man.

59
00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:07,725
Okay. Then what -
Who is the average man?

60
00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:11,638
-Probably...
-Dude.

61
00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:13,858
A Chinese guy
in a... coal mine.

62
00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:16,295
-Okay.
-Like a... Staples.

63
00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:18,036
Yeah. See, neither one of
those guys is taking 50 hawks.

64
00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,907
-You're delusional.
-He's not charging you head on.

65
00:04:19,911 --> 00:04:21,518
-He can wait you out.
-Can I give the gorillas guns

66
00:04:21,522 --> 00:04:22,954
and then have like five gun guys?

67
00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:25,173
-Let's go. Valid.
-Come on.

68
00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:26,523
-Valid point. Valid point.
-I'm taking it serious.

69
00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:28,046
That's my
genuine response to that.

70
00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:30,091
-Hey, where am I at?
-Oh, like where do you spawn?

71
00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:31,571
-Good question.
-No, dude.

72
00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:33,225
Where am I going right now?

73
00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:35,140
Uh, right in three miles -

74
00:04:35,144 --> 00:04:36,533
unless we're picking
up more stuff for his place.

75
00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:38,622
No, thank you. Next question.

76
00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:40,580
James, your apartment
is literally four gray walls.

77
00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:42,495
Yeah, dude. It feels
like the Unabomber's cabin.

78
00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:44,497
You don't even have a table.

79
00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:46,543
Can you be excited about
one thing, like, just for once?

80
00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:48,501
Like, I wish I had
my own place to decorate.

81
00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:51,809
-Where you headed, Day?
-Uh, home for now.

82
00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:54,507
Got to get on my
ZipRecruiter grind, I guess.

83
00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:57,162
-What'd you study again?
-Graphic design.

84
00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:59,033
The backbone of the economy.

85
00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:00,731
You know, you could
always go into prospecting.

86
00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,254
-I heard gold is huge right now.
-Look at that.

87
00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:04,169
Always got
something to say, right?

88
00:05:04,173 --> 00:05:05,866
-Always got to input something.
-Okay. Fine.

89
00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:07,520
-That two cents...
-I don't need to decorate.

90
00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:09,392
It'll be months before
I even see my co-workers

91
00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:10,828
as, like, sentient beings,
much less invite them over

92
00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:13,221
to see my rug or
duvet or bullshit.

93
00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:15,746
Fish, I was surprised you and
James didn't move in together.

94
00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,574
-Unh.
-Oh. I...

95
00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:19,576
I don't know if that would work.

96
00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:21,795
Oh. Holy shit. Tyler,
you never answered the question.

97
00:05:21,799 --> 00:05:24,363
Okay. I'll tell you what.

98
00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:28,106
If it ends this
conversation, I guess I'll go...

99
00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:29,890
-hawks and gorillas.
-Yep. Tyler in clutch.

100
00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:31,718
Tyler in
clutch. Air superiority.

101
00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:33,546
I could take 50
hawks, no problem.

102
00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:36,419
James, you cannot take
50 hawks. You simply cannot.

103
00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:38,551
Oh, but you can train
gorillas and give them rifles?

104
00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:40,292
-That's not too far?
-As a matter of fact, I could.

105
00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:42,033
Who's the... that
monkey-loving lady?

106
00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:43,904
-June...
-Jane Goodall.

107
00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:45,906
-Jane Goodall, dude.
-Jane Goodall. Jane Goodall.

108
00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:47,604
Jane Goodall did not do
that. She did not do that.

109
00:05:47,608 --> 00:05:48,953
Yes, she did.

110
00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:51,390
Biggest Nobel snub
of all time, though.

111
00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,871
-She didn't win the Nobel Prize?
-Mnh-mnh.

112
00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:56,530
-Damn.
-Okay. Fine. Conversation over.

113
00:05:57,748 --> 00:05:59,659
I could, though, for the record.

114
00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:01,748
There's no record, actually.
Yeah. Literally no record.

115
00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:03,315
Oh, right here, T.

116
00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:05,056
That Jane pull was crazy.

117
00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:07,366
I know, right?

118
00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:31,735
You sure about this turn, Day?

119
00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:33,606
Uh, yeah. Just says
go straight from here.

120
00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:35,869
What about you,
Tyler? How are you doing, man?

121
00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:37,523
How's the... How's the
real world treating you?

122
00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:39,656
I mean, the HVAC
work's pretty steady,

123
00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:42,310
but, uh, I'll tell you one thing.

124
00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:43,964
I ain't talked about gorillas

125
00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:45,749
and rats and
shit in quite a while.

126
00:06:45,753 --> 00:06:47,968
Do you no longer meet
the day with glee, Tyler?

127
00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:50,362
Wait. Does your spirit
no longer yearn for adventure?

128
00:06:50,366 --> 00:06:53,064
Okay, Satchel. What's
your big plan?

129
00:06:54,718 --> 00:06:57,195
What, are you
still figuring it out?

130
00:06:57,199 --> 00:07:00,067
I mean, a network engineer's
starting salary is 70K.

131
00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:01,678
Five to seven
years, I'll scale to 150.

132
00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:03,636
Make safe investments,

133
00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,682
move to some random
fuck city like Milwaukee,

134
00:07:05,686 --> 00:07:07,248
settle down with my best option,

135
00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:08,728
get into
pottery or some bullshit,

136
00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:10,991
then shovel wasted
potential on my first kid,

137
00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:12,689
have a second with some
sort of physical deformity

138
00:07:12,693 --> 00:07:14,473
because, you
know, aging sperm count.

139
00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:16,344
I love how in your
made-up, horrible life,

140
00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:18,869
you still make six figures
and have a loving family.

141
00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:21,132
You know, I think I'd like to
be put into some sort of, like,

142
00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:23,264
-medically induced coma...
-Jesus Christ.

143
00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:25,528
Hooked up to,
like, serotonin-oxy cocktails

144
00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:29,532
that are released
via... big, fun buttons I press.

145
00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:32,056
-So that's the plan, huh?
-No offense, T.

146
00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:34,450
Real life seems
like it sucks... ass.

147
00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,973
No offense.

148
00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:38,062
I mean, sometimes it does, dude.

149
00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:39,716
I mean, it can't be all bad.

150
00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,326
How are things
with you and Hannah?

151
00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:43,676
Wait. T, you had a thing?

152
00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:47,637
Actually, Day, we, uh...
we split up a few months ago.

153
00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:49,639
Oh, shit, man. What happened?

154
00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:52,689
Oh, you know.

155
00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,689
-I'd rather not get personal.
-Tyler, I'm begging you.

156
00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:59,083
I'm on my hands
and knees begging you, Tyler.

157
00:07:59,087 --> 00:08:00,131
Please.

158
00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:05,872
I met Hannah
when I was on leave from base.

159
00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:07,526
We were seeing each
other about five months,

160
00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,789
and she asked me to get serious.

161
00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:12,096
You know, at first I thought,
it could be a thing, you know?

162
00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,363
I liked the chick,
and she liked me, too.

163
00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:17,758
But she wanted me to...

164
00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:21,022
-She wanted me to...
-She what?

165
00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:23,024
What?

166
00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:27,681
She wanted to meet
up... and pick pumpkins.

167
00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:33,334
What?

168
00:08:33,338 --> 00:08:37,034
Like, she wanted me to
drive three hours up to meet her

169
00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:39,040
and pick pumpkins together.

170
00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:42,609
I know. So what?

171
00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:47,265
I mean, y'all asked
why it didn't work out.

172
00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,705
Are... Are you joking?

173
00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:57,445
-No... No fucking way.
-I thought you liked her!

174
00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:59,230
I don't know, man.

175
00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:00,884
She wanted to pick
fucking pumpkins, man.

176
00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,450
She wanted to
go to an apple yard,

177
00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:04,148
vineyard, fall-activity bullshit.

178
00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:06,454
That's what ended your
relationship with a human being?

179
00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:08,413
It wasn't just a
goddamn pumpkins, man.

180
00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,328
-It was the three-hour drive up.
-No. No, no.

181
00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:12,069
Man, fuck y'all, you know?

182
00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:13,766
Like, I'm ready to
settle down, you know?

183
00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:15,420
I'm not trying
to bullshit, like...

184
00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,121
You're ready to
settle down, Tyler?

185
00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:21,121
Well, what the
fuck else am I gonna do?

186
00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:24,603
Well, I'm sorry you had that,
you know, happen to yourself.

187
00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,431
It's all good,
man. I mean, she moved on.

188
00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:28,089
I'll move on too.

189
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:31,044
Tyler, I'll tell
you one thing, though.

190
00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:32,785
What?

191
00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:34,657
That new guy she's
with is definitely someone

192
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,746
picking fucking
pumpkins with her right now.

193
00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,617
-Goddamn right.
-You know,

194
00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,663
I actually took a girl
to a pumpkin patch once,

195
00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,708
- and it was a fantastic time,
- Fisher, no offense.

196
00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,710
You're exactly the kind of guy
to be at some apple, vineyard,

197
00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,669
pumpkin patch, whatever
the fuck, with your soul mate.

198
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,627
-Probably wearing corduroy.
-Dude, no.

199
00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,020
You're just fucking on me today.

200
00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:51,456
Like, how is that even offensive

201
00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:54,198
that I-I'm
somewhat agreeable or...

202
00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:56,374
Hey, I'm sorry. Where's
this turn at? Did I miss it?

203
00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:57,897
Uh, no.

204
00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,899
It just says go
straight from here.

205
00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:01,640
No, we should be on the
goddamn highway by now, man.

206
00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:03,337
-Something's wrong.
-Sorry.

207
00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:05,252
Did James distract
you? Are we fucking lost?

208
00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:07,820
It says go straight, man.

209
00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,605
Nah. I'm gonna hit a youie.

210
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,698
Dude, it says go straight.

211
00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,396
Nah.

212
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:54,741
Yo. You good?

213
00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:58,614
What is this?

214
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,965
I'm sorry for
ragging on you earlier.

215
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,751
Is this self-awareness?

216
00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,880
I wasn't apologizing;
I was just acknowledging

217
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,099
-that I was ragging.
-Okay. Yeah.

218
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,666
There it goes. Buh-bye.

219
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,798
Why are you so jumpy today?

220
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,191
It feels like you're, like,
break-dance fighting right now.

221
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,932
Yo, T. You good?

222
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:18,151
I went past this
motherfucker, man.

223
00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:21,111
-Yo, T. Slow down.
-I didn't pass a goddamn turn.

224
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:22,593
-Oh, shit!
-Fuck!

225
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,943
-Aah.
-You good?

226
00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,988
Yeah. I'm fine.
I'm fine. Is everybody okay?

227
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:31,647
-I'm fine.
-Oh, my God.

228
00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:34,820
Wait. Did -
Did we miss the turn?

229
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:36,779
Sorry. I d... I
didn't see it coming.

230
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,650
Listen, Tyler. Fuck maps.

231
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:41,218
If there's a dead end, we passed
by our entrance on the way back.

232
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:44,134
-Did we miss it twice?
-It's fine. We missed a turn.

233
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,662
-Let's just turn back.
-I didn't miss a turn.

234
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:50,710
Yeah you did.

235
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,669
No, I didn't.

236
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:56,541
Yeah, you did.

237
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:59,758
No. I didn't.

238
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,761
Guys, it's fine.

239
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,850
We missed the
fucking turn. No problem.

240
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,987
How else would we
have hit a dead end?

241
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,123
This is where we came in at.

242
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,774
Dude, what the... what
the fuck are you talking about?

243
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,171
What?

244
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,706
I didn't miss a fucking turn.

245
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,229
Tyler.

246
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,796
-Yo.
-Tyler.

247
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,932
-Yo.
-T!

248
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,669
Yo, get back in the car, man.

249
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:42,891
Okay.

250
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,199
Dude, why are you pressing him?

251
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:50,809
I'm not pressing him.

252
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,245
-Yes, you are.
-No, I'm not.

253
00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:53,812
You made it serious, man.

254
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,858
Is vehicular
manslaughter not serious?

255
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,294
Yeah, but you're just,
like, being a dick about it.

256
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,165
Okay. My chest
hurts. I'm getting out.

257
00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:00,849
-You're first mad.
-No, you're first mad.

258
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,633
Are you done with
your temper tantrum yet?

259
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,766
-I want to leave.
-Give him a sec.

260
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:37,247
I don't know why
he's so on tonight.

261
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,423
You know he's only acting
like that 'cause Tyler's here.

262
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,164
He hasn't seen him in so long.

263
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,383
Bro's putting on the
performance of a lifetime.

264
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,787
And he's not gonna admit it,
but he's for sure gonna miss us.

265
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:50,786
Yeah.

266
00:13:58,098 --> 00:13:59,055
What?

267
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,186
Dude, I don't know.

268
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,974
I feel like we did
only turn just once.

269
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,389
What the fuck?! What the fuck?!

270
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:18,087
Let me in! Please!

271
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,958
Please let me in! Please!

272
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,047
-Help me!
-Fisher! Fisher!

273
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,747
Aah!

274
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:28,665
Wait! Wait!

275
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,411
Get off me!

276
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,287
-Day!
-Holy fuck!

277
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,992
Fisher! Fisher,
talk to me.

278
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,646
Fisher!

279
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,303
Fisher, talk to
me! Are you okay?

280
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,671
Fuck! Fuck!

281
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,107
James, we got to
stop the bleeding, man.

282
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,501
Get something out
of the fucking back!

283
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,198
Here. Here. Here.

284
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,374
Get off this
fucking road right now!

285
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,072
-Get off this fucking road!
-What the fuck was that?!

286
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,812
-A fucking group carjacking?!
-No, no. They weren't a team.

287
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:34,032
They were attacking each other.

288
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,816
-They didn't attack me.
-They didn't attack you?!

289
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,818
-What the fuck are you saying?!
-They wanted the car.

290
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,733
Clearly they didn't want to be
where the fuck we are right now!

291
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,909
They were all
running from something.

292
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,476
They were fucking scared!
Why were they fucking scared?!

293
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,869
Why the fuck
did they want the car?!

294
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,089
List out what just happened.

295
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,960
List out what we know, okay?
There was people in the woods.

296
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:51,204
-They want the car. What else?
-Guys... Guys, the road!

297
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:56,359
I never made a turn
once I got on this road.

298
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,274
That's the
fucking way we came in.

299
00:16:58,278 --> 00:16:59,714
That's our entrance, I promise.

300
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,495
So those trees
just fucking appeared?!

301
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,019
So the trees
just fucking appeared?!

302
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,383
That's what
you're fucking saying?!

303
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,348
-Where's this fucking turn at?
-I got nothing.

304
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,350
It hurts fucking bad, dude.

305
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:32,873
May...
Maybe it was a drug den.

306
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,962
Or maybe they
were, like, escapees.

307
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,877
Maybe they were just
waiting for other cars.

308
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:39,315
Gas is at a quarter tank.

309
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:42,492
Hey, Tyler? T-Tyler,
it's bleeding, man.

310
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,668
It's fucking... It's
bleeding again. I'm sorry.

311
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:46,409
-I'm sorry.
-All right.

312
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:47,801
Let's stop and get
our bearings straight.

313
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,285
I can tie this tighter.

314
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:02,120
Let me see it.

315
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,904
You're gonna be all right, man.

316
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,515
-Hey. Hey.
-It hurts.

317
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,125
Calm down,
bro. You'll be all right.

318
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,809
-Hey. It's just a fucking cut.
-You okay?

319
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,217
My chest is, like, throbbing.

320
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,654
-It's better.
-You good? How's that?

321
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:15,960
-Tighten it.
-You good?

322
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,048
-Yeah.
-Is that too tight?

323
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:18,487
No. It's okay.

324
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:23,881
What the fuck?! What the fuck?!

325
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,449
What the fuck? What the fuck?

326
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:29,060
What the fuck?

327
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,456
How?!

328
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,550
We were driving -
We were driving...

329
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,767
Maybe we just
didn't drive far enough away.

330
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:44,336
They came from the side.
They came from the fucking side.

331
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,860
It doesn't
matter where they came from.

332
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,997
Got to keep driving anyways.

333
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,827
Just look out for the turn.

334
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,440
We don't know
where we are right now.

335
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:04,199
Hey, T.

336
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,640
Is your gas meter broken?

337
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,818
Wasn't yesterday.

338
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,865
It's bright enough
we can see in the woods.

339
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,038
Day, if you want to
pull over, I'll drive.

340
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:20,824
Oh, yeah. Thanks.

341
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:23,570
Hey. Wait, wait wait. Maybe...

342
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:28,227
Maybe don't turn the car off.

343
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,186
Don't.

344
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,241
James, pop the hood.

345
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,115
You guys hear anything?

346
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,074
Still no signal.

347
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,078
Dude, I don't know of any
roads that drive for six hours

348
00:20:58,082 --> 00:20:59,297
with no turns.

349
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:01,256
I don't know how or what, but -

350
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,654
I know. This car
shouldn't be running.

351
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:14,621
Fish?

352
00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:17,100
Guys!

353
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:28,504
Hey. Everybody, get in the car.

354
00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:58,578
But...

355
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:03,840
What... What the fuck is...

356
00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:05,280
What the fuck is this place?

357
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,022
Um...

358
00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:14,898
Yeah, this is not, uh,
this is not real life anymore.

359
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:18,681
No. This... I mean, look.

360
00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:21,292
The people, the
dead end, the... the gas -

361
00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:23,642
-the fucking car still working.
-What the fuck are you saying?

362
00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:25,286
-What the fuck are you saying?
-James...

363
00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:28,299
My brain immediately goes to
some sort of, like, lucid dream.

364
00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:30,780
But I-I've never done that.
Let's just start from the top.

365
00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:32,869
I mean, w-what were we doing?
We were... We were unpacking.

366
00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:34,566
And then... And
then we were just talking,

367
00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:36,481
and then we hit this
dead end, so, you know,

368
00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:38,440
like, maybe we crashed... you
know, the driving, the road.

369
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:40,355
Maybe you keep doing what
you were doing when you died.

370
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,661
I did not kill us.
Don't put that shit on me.

371
00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:44,533
I am not saying
that you killed us.

372
00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:46,056
-I'm saying that you crashed.
-James, do not blame him.

373
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,275
Don't fucking blame
him, okay? We never crashed.

374
00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:50,103
I'm not mad if he killed
us. I'm just trying to process.

375
00:22:50,107 --> 00:22:51,627
Saying we're
dead is not processing.

376
00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:52,976
-It kind of is now.
-Guys.

377
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:54,543
-This is not real life.
-Okay, so then -

378
00:22:54,547 --> 00:22:56,632
How does that
change our situation?

379
00:22:56,636 --> 00:22:58,416
I don't know, which is
why I'm trying to talk about it!

380
00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,722
Stop fucking yelling
at me! I'm gonna freak out.

381
00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:01,506
We need a practical answer, man.

382
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:03,029
We don't need to be
worried about what caused this.

383
00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:04,944
I am being practical.

384
00:23:04,948 --> 00:23:06,903
What the fuck else is
there to do besides drive?

385
00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:08,731
If there are still people in
the woods, every time we stop,

386
00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:10,210
someone needs to
sleep so we can take shifts.

387
00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:12,996
Just... We cannot stop moving.

388
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,650
I'm good to keep going.

389
00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:16,303
I got more hours in me.

390
00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:18,044
If we do stop,
we don't turn the car off.

391
00:23:18,048 --> 00:23:19,829
Do not touch the key.

392
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:22,266
Pull over, swap, get back in, go.

393
00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:24,877
Okay. Okay. Look.

394
00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:26,270
W-We're not in
the right state of mind

395
00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:27,967
to be dealing
with this right now,

396
00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:31,449
so, um, keep driving
for the rest of the day...

397
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,973
while we can
still look for an exit.

398
00:23:33,977 --> 00:23:35,195
And then, um...

399
00:25:27,874 --> 00:25:29,828
Dude, I...

400
00:25:29,832 --> 00:25:31,747
I...

401
00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:36,835
I can't sleep.

402
00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:38,750
I can't... I can't
fucking sleep, dude.

403
00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:41,448
Like, I can't... I
can't turn my fucking brain off.

404
00:25:41,452 --> 00:25:44,064
I can't fucking sleep either.
It's like I'm not even...

405
00:25:45,108 --> 00:25:46,849
I'm not even tired.

406
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,419
Twenty-four hours
later, and I'm not...

407
00:25:52,638 --> 00:25:54,117
I'm not even hungry.

408
00:25:57,817 --> 00:26:00,384
Yeah. I'm sorry,
guys, but there's no...

409
00:26:01,429 --> 00:26:03,779
there's no turn coming.

410
00:26:08,654 --> 00:26:10,699
James, you
really think we're dead?

411
00:26:12,396 --> 00:26:15,874
I mean, it's definitely...
on the table. Yeah.

412
00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:18,359
You seem to be
handling it pretty well.

413
00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:21,623
It's just this...

414
00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:24,539
forever, you know?

415
00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:30,501
Why the fuck would
this be the afterlife?

416
00:26:30,806 --> 00:26:32,978
I mean, it doesn't have
to be the afterlife, you know?

417
00:26:32,982 --> 00:26:34,850
It could be...

418
00:26:34,854 --> 00:26:36,852
You know, it could be anything.

419
00:26:36,856 --> 00:26:38,680
-Like what?
-I don't know.

420
00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:40,812
Like, a drug trip or, like, a...

421
00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:45,299
wormhole or, like a, you know,
ancient curse we triggered.

422
00:26:46,343 --> 00:26:47,910
You think we
might've caused this?

423
00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:51,170
Like, something -
Like, something we did?

424
00:26:51,174 --> 00:26:54,391
I mean, look,
not to... not to point fingers,

425
00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:58,438
but did anyone do
anything horrible recently?

426
00:26:58,442 --> 00:27:02,316
You know, something,
like, evil that would curse us?

427
00:27:04,797 --> 00:27:06,450
No?

428
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:09,667
No one wants to confess
that they, like, drunk-drove

429
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,321
and hit a small child,

430
00:27:11,325 --> 00:27:13,802
like this is some
ironic driving punishment?

431
00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:15,546
Tyler?

432
00:27:17,157 --> 00:27:18,894
Question was sort
of positioned at you.

433
00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:20,678
Fuck off.

434
00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:22,462
I haven't done
anything to deserve this.

435
00:27:22,466 --> 00:27:25,117
-Dude, none of us have.
-Okay. Fine.

436
00:27:25,121 --> 00:27:27,424
Any other guesses? Seriously.

437
00:27:27,428 --> 00:27:30,079
Group brainstorm
here. Anything goes.

438
00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:32,825
I don't know. I was kind
of thinking this felt like...

439
00:27:33,869 --> 00:27:35,475
like maybe purgatory.

440
00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:37,873
Okay. Purgatory. So
let's start there.

441
00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:41,481
How do you escape purgatory?

442
00:27:41,485 --> 00:27:44,006
I don't know.

443
00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:46,443
It feels like you have
to... You have to, like, f...

444
00:27:46,447 --> 00:27:49,272
like, repent or something or -
or you'd have to be judged.

445
00:27:49,276 --> 00:27:50,577
I can't remember.
I can't remember.

446
00:27:50,581 --> 00:27:53,493
Shit. I fucking...

447
00:27:53,497 --> 00:27:55,757
F-Fuck, man. I never -

448
00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:58,020
I never should've told my
mom I wasn't religious anymore.

449
00:27:58,024 --> 00:27:59,282
This is fucking me up, dude.

450
00:27:59,286 --> 00:28:01,327
If she thought that I was dead,

451
00:28:01,331 --> 00:28:03,416
she would genuinely
believe that I am in hell.

452
00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:05,505
-Fish, no.
-It would ruin her fucking life.

453
00:28:05,509 --> 00:28:07,420
We don't even know
that we're dead yet.

454
00:28:07,424 --> 00:28:10,427
So they wouldn't think
that. They just think we're...

455
00:28:11,515 --> 00:28:13,387
I don't know. Missing.

456
00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:17,256
We might actually be in hell,

457
00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:19,563
so you could... you
can give your parents,

458
00:28:19,567 --> 00:28:22,174
you know, some props.

459
00:28:22,178 --> 00:28:23,832
You are un-fucking-believable.

460
00:28:25,094 --> 00:28:26,962
Do you guys
think we deserve this?

461
00:28:26,966 --> 00:28:28,920
No. Personally, no.

462
00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:30,574
I mean, I'm not perfect,

463
00:28:30,578 --> 00:28:32,362
but this
definitely seems like overkill.

464
00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:39,239
Okay. I might
have, you know, a sin.

465
00:28:41,284 --> 00:28:43,282
Fuck.

466
00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:45,458
You know, school was
getting too much on top of work,

467
00:28:45,462 --> 00:28:47,634
which felt fucking pointless

468
00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:50,729
'cause I had to go back home for
my little sister anyway, but...

469
00:28:52,295 --> 00:28:55,777
may have tried
to, you know, kill myself.

470
00:29:00,913 --> 00:29:02,305
Day.

471
00:29:03,045 --> 00:29:05,435
Okay. Can we,
like, fucking relax?

472
00:29:05,439 --> 00:29:07,306
James, is this not
what you wanted to talk about?

473
00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:09,744
Why didn't... Why didn't
you tell us? That's insane.

474
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:12,442
I don't fucking
know, Fish. It w...

475
00:29:12,446 --> 00:29:14,270
You would've just
tried to tell my parents,

476
00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:16,402
and James would've just
tried to fucking philosophy me

477
00:29:16,406 --> 00:29:18,274
-or weaponize it.
-Hey, whoa. What the fuck?

478
00:29:18,278 --> 00:29:20,145
I only brought it up 'cause I
thought maybe we'd all done it.

479
00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:21,760
Like, maybe
that's why we're here.

480
00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:30,590
-Well, fuck me, then, I guess.
-No. Day, you don't have to -

481
00:29:30,594 --> 00:29:32,854
-Don't say that.
-Ah, it's fine.

482
00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:33,942
Actually, emotional
catharsis or sharing secrets -

483
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:35,508
That's a great idea.

484
00:29:35,512 --> 00:29:37,510
Is anyone here
carrying a big weight,

485
00:29:37,514 --> 00:29:40,169
you know, something that's
maybe specifically between us?

486
00:29:41,736 --> 00:29:44,043
Tyler?

487
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:49,479
I mean, you seem like you got,
you know, something going on.

488
00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:52,264
I'm the most well-adjusted
person in the vehicle.

489
00:29:52,268 --> 00:29:53,396
No offense, Day.

490
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,833
None taken. Agreed.

491
00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:59,232
I mean, it was nice getting
to see y'all again, and...

492
00:30:01,712 --> 00:30:04,146
No, I don't think I did anything

493
00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:05,669
that would've
caused us to end up here.

494
00:30:05,673 --> 00:30:07,627
But I don't think
worrying about if I did or not

495
00:30:07,631 --> 00:30:09,194
is gonna change anything either.

496
00:30:09,198 --> 00:30:12,854
I mean, this
is... this is above us.

497
00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:16,419
But you never
killed anyone, right?

498
00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:19,248
I never fucking deployed, man.

499
00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:21,598
James, you don't think there's
anything that youmight've done?

500
00:30:21,602 --> 00:30:23,469
I mean,
maybe I took my life for granted

501
00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:26,607
or I didn't commit to
the right deity, but...

502
00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:31,390
Fish, you are
genuinely my best friend.

503
00:30:31,394 --> 00:30:33,915
Yeah, I'm sorry I
wasn't there for you last year.

504
00:30:33,919 --> 00:30:35,307
Tyler, I missed you, man.

505
00:30:35,311 --> 00:30:37,222
Thank you guys
for being my friends.

506
00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:39,925
I love you guys.

507
00:30:50,761 --> 00:30:52,411
Fuck. I thought
that would do it.

508
00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:55,240
Well, maybe if you
actually meant it, then...

509
00:30:55,244 --> 00:30:57,373
I did mean it. Are you telling
me I went soft for nothing?

510
00:30:57,377 --> 00:30:59,723
Maybe it's a forest full of
people James has been a dick to.

511
00:30:59,727 --> 00:31:01,464
That would explain
why we're here.

512
00:31:01,468 --> 00:31:03,814
Maybe it's a forest full
of people I've given dick to.

513
00:31:03,818 --> 00:31:05,642
-It would be a barren forest.
-Empty fucking forest.

514
00:31:05,646 --> 00:31:07,169
I definitely
wouldn't fucking be here.

515
00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:14,738
How long do y'all
think we can do this?

516
00:31:14,742 --> 00:31:19,529
Just sitting in
here, driving... all day.

517
00:31:22,663 --> 00:31:24,795
I mean, what else can we do?

518
00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:44,788
There.

519
00:32:52,361 --> 00:32:54,276
What the fuck?

520
00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:08,637
James.

521
00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:17,165
-About a minute 30.
-Okay.

522
00:33:17,169 --> 00:33:20,346
A minute 30 to explore the woods.

523
00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:28,393
All right, then.

524
00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:30,443
When the sun comes up...

525
00:33:31,139 --> 00:33:32,575
I'll go in.

526
00:35:07,017 --> 00:35:09,059
I could only
make it 100 yards out.

527
00:35:09,063 --> 00:35:10,456
Nothing but woods.

528
00:35:11,718 --> 00:35:13,502
There's still people out there.

529
00:35:14,764 --> 00:35:16,375
Just laying there.

530
00:35:32,608 --> 00:35:34,824
640...

531
00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:36,304
Static.

532
00:35:36,308 --> 00:35:39,137
650, static.

533
00:35:39,789 --> 00:35:41,573
670, static.

534
00:35:45,186 --> 00:35:49,839
Come on, T. Let's go, man.

535
00:35:49,843 --> 00:35:51,188
Tyler, come on.

536
00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:53,368
Tyler.

537
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,198
Okay, guys.

538
00:36:01,202 --> 00:36:04,114
We've got flashlight,
Tyler's spare clothes, phones,

539
00:36:04,118 --> 00:36:06,160
anything that's
already downloaded on them,

540
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:11,774
charger, car manual,
and also this Cliff Bar.

541
00:36:11,778 --> 00:36:13,950
What happens if we eat something?

542
00:36:13,954 --> 00:36:16,514
No. Probably shouldn't eat that.
Could be digesting that forever.

543
00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:33,230
Thirty seconds, guys.

544
00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:35,101
I'm getting tired
at the same number.

545
00:36:35,105 --> 00:36:36,625
-I'm not building any muscle.
-Everything's just too specific.

546
00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:38,235
It just feels, like, designed.

547
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,150
I'm not getting
tired. I'm not hungry.

548
00:36:40,154 --> 00:36:42,021
No sexual arousal, I'm guessing.

549
00:36:42,025 --> 00:36:43,632
James, please.

550
00:36:43,636 --> 00:36:45,460
This is supposed
to be my alone time.

551
00:36:45,464 --> 00:36:47,679
Okay, but I'm healing normally.

552
00:36:47,683 --> 00:36:49,681
Right. But he's still healing.

553
00:36:49,685 --> 00:36:51,553
Fifteen seconds. We got to go.

554
00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:53,946
Fuck.

555
00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:56,562
If we see
this again, it's a loop.

556
00:36:58,607 --> 00:37:00,039
We going clockwise?

557
00:37:00,043 --> 00:37:01,827
Yeah, clockwise.

558
00:37:45,654 --> 00:37:47,612
Tyler,
let's go. Come on.

559
00:38:02,671 --> 00:38:05,151
Ninety seconds.

560
00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:28,476
Where are we, man?

561
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,880
Where the fuck are we at, man?!
What the fuck is this place?!

562
00:38:32,484 --> 00:38:35,483
Say something,
God damn it! Where are we?!

563
00:38:35,487 --> 00:38:38,924
Where the fuck are we at, man?!

564
00:38:41,928 --> 00:38:44,666
Aah! Help me! Help me!

565
00:38:44,670 --> 00:38:46,711
We got to go, man.

566
00:38:46,715 --> 00:38:48,800
Yo. Let's go. Hey.

567
00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:50,457
We got to go. Let's go.

568
00:39:43,685 --> 00:39:44,860
Yeah.

569
00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:48,643
-Guys, c...
-What's wrong?

570
00:39:48,647 --> 00:39:51,646
I'm just, uh,
you know... another...

571
00:39:51,650 --> 00:39:53,387
It's okay. It's okay.

572
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,214
Another panic... Dude...

573
00:39:55,218 --> 00:39:57,739
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

574
00:39:57,743 --> 00:39:59,784
I want to be unconscious.
I want to go to bed.

575
00:39:59,788 --> 00:40:01,786
I want to sleep, you know?

576
00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:03,190
I want to go
home. What is this for?

577
00:40:03,575 --> 00:40:05,529
Why is this
fucking happening? This is -

578
00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:07,662
I don't want to be in here.
I want to... want to get out.

579
00:40:07,666 --> 00:40:09,359
It's okay. It's all right.

580
00:40:09,363 --> 00:40:12,453
I want
to get out of the fucking car.

581
00:40:12,932 --> 00:40:15,848
What the fuck did we do?

582
00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:22,767
Dude.

583
00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:27,555
Fish?

584
00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:32,907
Oh, shit.

585
00:40:40,176 --> 00:40:43,528
Day, start the timer.

586
00:40:51,884 --> 00:40:53,403
We should talk to them.

587
00:40:53,407 --> 00:40:55,453
-How?
-We don't need to talk to them.

588
00:40:57,498 --> 00:40:58,756
Don't get out of the fucking car.

589
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,192
Do not get out of the fucking -

590
00:41:00,196 --> 00:41:02,155
I'm not getting out of the car.

591
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,645
What the fuck do we
need to talk to them for, man?

592
00:41:17,649 --> 00:41:19,777
-They could have answers.
-Answers?

593
00:41:19,781 --> 00:41:22,258
If we pull this fucking car up
and they cut us off, we're done.

594
00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:23,781
We have to drive regardless.
We're not turning around.

595
00:41:23,785 --> 00:41:25,696
If we turn around
on the road right now,

596
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:27,176
-we can wait them out.
-You're saying they're bad guys?

597
00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:28,830
We cannot
afford to lose this car.

598
00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:30,658
We're at about a minute.
We need to make a decision now.

599
00:41:30,662 --> 00:41:32,311
No one's saying
anything about losing the car.

600
00:41:32,315 --> 00:41:33,791
We don't even know what this is.

601
00:41:33,795 --> 00:41:36,490
All we know is that
this is something new.

602
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:38,496
This isn't a
fucking puzzle, dude.

603
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,017
This is our goddamn lives.

604
00:41:42,021 --> 00:41:43,714
-Get back in the fucking car!
-James! Tyler, do something!

605
00:41:43,718 --> 00:41:44,937
Let's go. We got to go.

606
00:41:45,328 --> 00:41:47,026
We need to get
him! Tyler, drive!

607
00:42:23,410 --> 00:42:25,237
-James.
-What is it?

608
00:42:26,979 --> 00:42:29,720
The odometer is past a million.

609
00:42:33,028 --> 00:42:34,812
How many years
of driving is that?

610
00:43:06,366 --> 00:43:08,494
Tyler, uh, what are you doing?

611
00:43:08,498 --> 00:43:10,627
Tyler, slow d... Tyler. Tyler,
what are you doing?

612
00:43:10,631 --> 00:43:13,151
-Tyler... Tyler, stop.
-Hey, Tyler.

613
00:43:13,155 --> 00:43:14,849
-Tyler, wait. Stop. Stop.
-Slow the car down.

614
00:43:14,853 --> 00:43:16,851
Please, Tyler,
slow the car down. Stop.

615
00:43:16,855 --> 00:43:18,935
Stop doing this! Stop! Slow
down, Tyler! Please stop!

616
00:43:21,511 --> 00:43:23,597
-No! Don't do this to me!
-Stop the car!

617
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:26,512
-Tyler, stop! Please!
-I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

618
00:43:26,516 --> 00:43:27,862
Look at me. Tyler. Tyler?

619
00:43:27,866 --> 00:43:30,432
Please! Please,
Tyler, stop!

620
00:45:40,955 --> 00:45:42,648
All right. What
do you want to do?

621
00:45:42,652 --> 00:45:44,259
What do you want to do?

622
00:45:44,263 --> 00:45:47,262
What do you think
happens after the panic?

623
00:45:47,266 --> 00:45:50,439
Like, once the
car's gone, what happens?

624
00:45:50,443 --> 00:45:52,571
I don't know.

625
00:45:52,575 --> 00:45:54,752
They probably return to,
like, dormancy or something.

626
00:45:58,538 --> 00:45:59,539
T.

627
00:46:08,069 --> 00:46:09,505
Tyler.

628
00:46:15,816 --> 00:46:17,165
What the fuck?

629
00:46:19,298 --> 00:46:22,388
I can't sit in that
metal box and worry, man.

630
00:46:23,128 --> 00:46:24,908
Can't keep worrying
about shit that don't end.

631
00:46:24,912 --> 00:46:26,475
Worry?

632
00:46:26,479 --> 00:46:29,130
T-Tyler, it's -
it's not worry, man.

633
00:46:29,134 --> 00:46:30,958
We're... It's... We're -
We're figuring it out.

634
00:46:30,962 --> 00:46:32,702
I don't really
give a shit what it is.

635
00:46:34,487 --> 00:46:36,706
I'm not doing it no more.

636
00:46:39,057 --> 00:46:41,624
Like, years of this shit?

637
00:46:43,322 --> 00:46:45,977
I'm not living my
life in 90-second breaks.

638
00:46:50,372 --> 00:46:52,113
Tell them it wasn't for me.

639
00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:58,293
What the fuck are you
even gonna do out here?

640
00:47:05,692 --> 00:47:06,824
I don't know.

641
00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:18,836
Is that it?

642
00:47:20,446 --> 00:47:22,709
You're not gonna try
to talk me into staying?

643
00:47:27,670 --> 00:47:29,716
You excited about the legroom?

644
00:47:42,468 --> 00:47:44,426
Let me know if you find an end.

645
00:47:51,999 --> 00:47:54,215
What the fuck? What the
fuck? Where... Where is Tyler?

646
00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:56,395
Dude, pull up,
pull up, pull up, pull up.

647
00:47:59,398 --> 00:48:00,699
-Move.
-Day.

648
00:48:00,703 --> 00:48:01,918
Tyler!

649
00:48:01,922 --> 00:48:03,354
-James.
-Tyler!

650
00:48:03,358 --> 00:48:05,226
-Tyler!
-Where is he?

651
00:48:05,230 --> 00:48:06,880
-I'll tell you...
-What is this?

652
00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,838
-What are you doing?
-What the fuck happened?!

653
00:48:08,842 --> 00:48:11,449
-Where is he?! Where is he?!
-Get in the car now.

654
00:48:11,453 --> 00:48:12,886
Day, we got to go.

655
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:14,931
I don't give a
shit! Where is Tyler?

656
00:48:14,935 --> 00:48:16,454
-Day, please.
-Day, you got to get in the car.

657
00:48:16,458 --> 00:48:18,413
-Say something!
-Get in the car, Day.

658
00:48:18,417 --> 00:48:20,415
Day, please get in the
car. Get in the fucking car!

659
00:48:20,419 --> 00:48:23,113
Day, get in the car! Please!

660
00:48:23,117 --> 00:48:25,376
-Please get in the fucking car!
-Tyler!

661
00:48:25,380 --> 00:48:27,030
Tyler!

662
00:48:27,034 --> 00:48:29,990
Day, we got to go!

663
00:48:29,994 --> 00:48:32,035
Get in the car!
Come on! Let's go!

664
00:48:32,039 --> 00:48:33,759
Drive, drive,
drive! Go, go, go, go, go, go!

665
00:48:41,309 --> 00:48:43,529
What the fuck happened?!

666
00:48:48,055 --> 00:48:49,578
What ha... What happened?

667
00:48:51,276 --> 00:48:52,755
He gave up.

668
00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:47,502
Dude, this sun
is so fucking weird.

669
00:49:47,506 --> 00:49:49,025
-Dude, shut up.
-James, shut the fuck up.

670
00:49:49,029 --> 00:49:50,853
-Shut up. We get one song.
-We get one song a day.

671
00:49:50,857 --> 00:49:52,463
-You were doing so good.
-You have to be quiet

672
00:49:52,467 --> 00:49:54,291
-for three minutes.
-Okay. All right. Just...

673
00:49:54,295 --> 00:49:55,684
-Just pick another.
-Absolutely not.

674
00:49:55,688 --> 00:49:57,297
We have to save them.

675
00:50:27,546 --> 00:50:29,848
♪ So it's on ♪

676
00:50:29,852 --> 00:50:32,895
♪ The feeling's
gone and movin' ♪

677
00:50:32,899 --> 00:50:35,289
♪ Time is only mine to steal ♪

678
00:50:35,293 --> 00:50:37,987
♪ Workin' on what is real ♪

679
00:50:37,991 --> 00:50:40,294
♪ Found my song ♪

680
00:50:40,298 --> 00:50:41,817
♪ Sang it wrong ♪

681
00:50:41,821 --> 00:50:43,340
♪ No foolin' ♪

682
00:50:43,344 --> 00:50:45,603
♪ Warmin' up to all my chills ♪

683
00:50:45,607 --> 00:50:47,823
♪ Thinkin' I'm over the hill ♪

684
00:50:47,827 --> 00:50:50,130
♪ Tell me not to dwell ♪

685
00:50:50,134 --> 00:50:53,785
♪ 'Cause I don't feel
like no one else, oh ♪

686
00:50:53,789 --> 00:50:56,658
Okay, guys,
Warm-up over. It's 8:00.

687
00:50:56,662 --> 00:50:58,442
-Good morning. Good morning.
-Good morning.

688
00:50:58,446 --> 00:51:00,575
All right, James. Start us off.

689
00:51:00,579 --> 00:51:02,494
Um...

690
00:51:03,669 --> 00:51:05,493
-Gloves.
-Like.

691
00:51:05,497 --> 00:51:07,495
-Big like.
-Dislike.

692
00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:09,323
Why do you dislike gloves?

693
00:51:09,327 --> 00:51:10,933
Don't trust them. Suspicious.

694
00:51:10,937 --> 00:51:12,935
-Okay. Windshield wipers.
-Oh, hard pass.

695
00:51:12,939 --> 00:51:14,371
What do you
have against windshield wipers?

696
00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,069
Big dislike - I do not understand

697
00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:18,114
why they need
more than one speed.

698
00:51:18,118 --> 00:51:20,116
You just look goofy, okay?
You're on a highway, right?

699
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,987
-Right.
-Light rain. You see -

700
00:51:21,991 --> 00:51:24,468
You look over and see a
guy... and he still can't see.

701
00:51:24,472 --> 00:51:25,904
-It's pouring rain. Of course...
-You look insane.

702
00:51:25,908 --> 00:51:27,471
Dude, I will raw-dog a hurricane.

703
00:51:27,475 --> 00:51:29,212
I'm like a torpedo. I
don't even see the water.

704
00:51:29,216 --> 00:51:32,041
-You're absurd.
-Oh. Okay. Oceans.

705
00:51:32,045 --> 00:51:34,609
-Oh, absolutely not. Dislike.
-I love oceans.

706
00:51:34,613 --> 00:51:36,654
-Nope. Not for me.
-Why don't you like the ocean?

707
00:51:36,658 --> 00:51:39,657
Imagine living in a place
where you have to sprint 24/7

708
00:51:39,661 --> 00:51:42,530
so that something 50 times
your size doesn't demolish you.

709
00:51:42,534 --> 00:51:44,532
Like, our
species was born in water,

710
00:51:44,536 --> 00:51:46,273
and it was so fucking horrible

711
00:51:46,277 --> 00:51:48,579
that we grew
legs to get out of it.

712
00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:50,973
Yeah. All right.
I'd, like, agree with that.

713
00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:53,541
Oh, I think we're gonna have
to pause like-and-dislike time.

714
00:51:53,545 --> 00:51:55,934
We've got a
green Honda. One point.

715
00:51:55,938 --> 00:51:57,893
You don't
get a point. That's beige.

716
00:51:57,897 --> 00:52:00,069
-It's not a beige car.
-That's khakis on wheels.

717
00:52:00,073 --> 00:52:01,466
That's not khakis on wheels.

718
00:52:29,798 --> 00:52:31,886
Time to go.

719
00:52:34,281 --> 00:52:39,634
"Lámpara... de
advertencia de Baja."

720
00:52:40,722 --> 00:52:42,633
Man, I'm getting good.

721
00:52:42,637 --> 00:52:44,461
Just give me a couple more
months, and I'm gonna be fluent.

722
00:52:44,465 --> 00:52:46,246
-Oh, totally, man.
-Yeah.

723
00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:48,248
You realize your Spanish
is gonna be heavily car-related,

724
00:52:48,252 --> 00:52:49,858
-right?
-Watch this.

725
00:52:49,862 --> 00:52:52,295
"De su automóvil o embarcación,

726
00:52:52,299 --> 00:52:55,255
y en el manual del cargador."

727
00:52:55,259 --> 00:52:58,606
Okay... Mr. Bilingual.

728
00:52:58,610 --> 00:53:00,521
You know what we should do?

729
00:53:00,525 --> 00:53:02,566
We should learn Spanish
just so we can communicate

730
00:53:02,570 --> 00:53:03,828
without James understanding.

731
00:53:03,832 --> 00:53:05,830
Terrific idea. I second that.

732
00:53:05,834 --> 00:53:07,745
I will learn it out of spite.

733
00:53:07,749 --> 00:53:09,617
It's almost 10:00.

734
00:53:09,621 --> 00:53:11,488
Checking out for a
bit before my shift.

735
00:53:11,492 --> 00:53:13,925
You know, you could definitely
learn another language, man.

736
00:53:13,929 --> 00:53:15,627
It's really good stimuli.

737
00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:25,589
You know what I'm thinking?

738
00:53:25,593 --> 00:53:28,462
I was this fucking close
to downloading Subway Surfers

739
00:53:28,466 --> 00:53:30,855
before we turned onto
this stupid fucking road.

740
00:53:30,859 --> 00:53:33,771
Where were we going?
Where were we going that day?

741
00:53:33,775 --> 00:53:36,165
I don't know. I
legit can't remember.

742
00:53:36,169 --> 00:53:38,298
Tyler was helping
us move out of college.

743
00:53:38,302 --> 00:53:40,343
He came up a day early to
hang out and get food with us,

744
00:53:40,347 --> 00:53:41,779
so we were going out.

745
00:53:41,783 --> 00:53:43,263
Oh, yeah.

746
00:53:46,614 --> 00:53:48,569
Do you think eventually

747
00:53:48,573 --> 00:53:50,875
we'll have talked about
everything ever and just...

748
00:53:50,879 --> 00:53:53,621
never have any
new stimuli ever again?

749
00:54:02,935 --> 00:54:04,759
Wait, dude.

750
00:54:04,763 --> 00:54:07,156
Look at that.

751
00:54:08,027 --> 00:54:11,900
Wait, wait, wait. Check out this
gas I cooked up last night, man.

752
00:54:16,992 --> 00:54:19,995
Me on the endless road.

753
00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:23,256
Or this one.

754
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:25,304
Me when people
come out of the woods.

755
00:54:27,176 --> 00:54:30,828
Dude, asphalt
companies be like, "Big ups."

756
00:54:30,832 --> 00:54:33,222
"Big ups."

757
00:54:33,226 --> 00:54:35,141
"Big ups."

758
00:54:40,451 --> 00:54:43,236
James be like,
"Where's this turn at?"

759
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:46,322
That's funny. Yeah.

760
00:54:46,326 --> 00:54:48,150
I'm looking at
these, and I'm realizing, like,

761
00:54:48,154 --> 00:54:51,070
I barely have any
photos of my family in here.

762
00:54:52,158 --> 00:54:54,378
It's like a...

763
00:54:54,769 --> 00:54:57,507
bunch of meaningless bullshit.

764
00:54:57,511 --> 00:55:00,775
Saturated photos of
the Geico lizard shitting.

765
00:55:01,428 --> 00:55:02,950
Hey, it's noon.

766
00:56:02,533 --> 00:56:05,183
I want to eat this. I
want to eat this so bad, y'all.

767
00:56:05,187 --> 00:56:06,794
Like, I-I don't
even care what happens.

768
00:56:06,798 --> 00:56:08,535
I just want to taste something.

769
00:56:08,539 --> 00:56:10,232
No, part of our original
items. It's here for a reason.

770
00:56:10,236 --> 00:56:11,581
We talked about this.

771
00:56:11,585 --> 00:56:13,409
Do you hear
yourself? It's a Clif Bar.

772
00:56:13,413 --> 00:56:15,324
Air-out time.

773
00:56:15,328 --> 00:56:18,283
-All right. I will start.
-Start your engines.

774
00:56:18,287 --> 00:56:19,763
-Can I start?
-Yes.

775
00:56:19,767 --> 00:56:21,722
Okay. Uh, James,

776
00:56:21,726 --> 00:56:23,637
I know this isn't
Six Flags, but can you please be

777
00:56:23,641 --> 00:56:25,290
a little more
positive during our routine?

778
00:56:25,294 --> 00:56:27,075
I think it would
really benefit you to just,

779
00:56:27,079 --> 00:56:29,469
you know, scream and
let it out with us just once.

780
00:56:29,473 --> 00:56:31,427
Mm. Fair.

781
00:56:31,431 --> 00:56:33,211
Day, you're
overattentive to my emotions,

782
00:56:33,215 --> 00:56:34,474
and it's - it's annoying as fuck.

783
00:56:34,478 --> 00:56:36,519
Yeah.

784
00:56:36,523 --> 00:56:39,304
Fair. I can stand
to be more patient.

785
00:56:39,308 --> 00:56:41,481
Um, I think designated
music time is bullshit,

786
00:56:41,485 --> 00:56:42,960
and I should just
listen to music whenever I want.

787
00:56:42,964 --> 00:56:44,919
So we shouldn't do it anymore.

788
00:56:44,923 --> 00:56:46,616
-Fair. No.
-You can't just say no.

789
00:56:46,620 --> 00:56:48,618
Day, you were driving
with your legs up today.

790
00:56:48,622 --> 00:56:50,446
Can you not do that?
'Cause you're gonna crash us.

791
00:56:50,450 --> 00:56:52,317
Fair, but I literally
won't. That's ridiculous.

792
00:56:52,321 --> 00:56:54,015
Fair. But you're ADHD
as fuck, and, yes, you will.

793
00:56:54,019 --> 00:56:56,321
Fair. James, stop
psychoanalyzing me all the time.

794
00:56:56,325 --> 00:56:57,845
-Fair. But I'm not, though.
-Fair. Yes, you are.

795
00:56:57,849 --> 00:56:59,368
Fair, Fisher. You're
soft as baby shit.

796
00:56:59,372 --> 00:57:01,065
And you take
things too personally.

797
00:57:01,069 --> 00:57:02,676
Unfair. Why are you so
pressed all the damn time?

798
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,417
You're just gonna
attack my person...

799
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:06,636
Fair. Day, Fisher's
not your little brother.

800
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,638
Oh, blow me. You have negative
drip and you get no bitches.

801
00:57:08,642 --> 00:57:10,442
You're musty,
and there are no bitches to get.

802
00:57:14,779 --> 00:57:17,128
What's next on the schedule?

803
00:57:18,957 --> 00:57:21,782
My favorite part of the day.

804
00:57:21,786 --> 00:57:23,697
-One...
-You got your shirt.

805
00:57:23,701 --> 00:57:25,307
It's a - It's a simple hop.

806
00:57:25,311 --> 00:57:28,353
One, two, three, four.

807
00:57:28,357 --> 00:57:31,226
Five, six, seven, eight.

808
00:57:31,230 --> 00:57:36,013
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

809
00:57:36,017 --> 00:57:37,319
That's literally it.
That's all you have to do.

810
00:57:37,323 --> 00:57:38,712
-It's so easy.
-That's it.

811
00:57:38,716 --> 00:57:40,365
Please. Please do it.

812
00:57:40,369 --> 00:57:41,932
All right.

813
00:57:41,936 --> 00:57:44,587
What a surprise.

814
00:57:44,591 --> 00:57:46,502
-Aw.
-Every time we get through

815
00:57:46,506 --> 00:57:47,677
the second act,
it's like somebody...

816
00:57:47,681 --> 00:57:49,505
I mean, next time.

817
00:57:49,509 --> 00:57:52,508
Help me!

818
00:57:52,512 --> 00:57:54,426
"Help me!"

819
00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:58,645
"Somebody help me!"

820
00:57:58,649 --> 00:58:01,695
"I stink!"

821
00:58:07,266 --> 00:58:10,874
Story
time. Who's up? James?

822
00:58:10,878 --> 00:58:12,310
Oh, I have one.
It's pretty good.

823
00:58:12,314 --> 00:58:14,399
All right. Let's hear it, man.

824
00:58:14,403 --> 00:58:18,186
It's actually about
Tyler when he got suspended.

825
00:58:18,190 --> 00:58:20,275
Oh, shit.
Was that senior year?

826
00:58:20,279 --> 00:58:22,538
-Mm-hmm. Yeah.
-Go, go, go, go. Tell us.

827
00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:24,192
Right as school ended,
Tyler went across the street

828
00:58:24,196 --> 00:58:26,499
to the gas station.

829
00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:28,196
That's literally right
across the street from school,

830
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:32,243
and he's in there loading
up on like $80 worth of vapes

831
00:58:32,247 --> 00:58:33,549
and Smirnoff with his fake ID.

832
00:58:33,553 --> 00:58:35,333
And while he's in there,

833
00:58:35,337 --> 00:58:39,337
Coach Shive,
Ms. Ingle, and Mr. Govreau,

834
00:58:39,341 --> 00:58:41,339
they all walk
in at the same time.

835
00:58:41,343 --> 00:58:43,167
And obviously
there's three teachers there,

836
00:58:43,171 --> 00:58:44,995
and they confront
him at the counter, right?

837
00:58:44,999 --> 00:58:47,607
And they're like, "Give
us your fucking fake," right?

838
00:58:47,611 --> 00:58:49,217
And he's in deep shit.

839
00:58:49,221 --> 00:58:50,827
The manager is behind the counter

840
00:58:50,831 --> 00:58:51,959
getting ready to
call the fucking cops.

841
00:58:51,963 --> 00:58:53,482
And Coach Shive
is disciplining him

842
00:58:53,486 --> 00:58:55,266
so that he doesn't get arrested.

843
00:58:55,270 --> 00:58:57,965
And so then Tyler literally just
says, he says, "Oh, you know what?

844
00:58:57,969 --> 00:59:00,576
Uh, I have more fakes in my car.

845
00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:02,709
I'm sorry, but, uh,
I'll just go get them."

846
00:59:02,713 --> 00:59:04,841
He walks out of the gas station.

847
00:59:04,845 --> 00:59:06,843
Mm-hmm.

848
00:59:06,847 --> 00:59:09,019
He just gets in his
car and just fucking dips.

849
00:59:09,023 --> 00:59:11,326
-Dude, no fucking way.
-He just dips. He's gone. Yeah.

850
00:59:11,330 --> 00:59:14,547
And so he goes to school the
next day and he's in the parking lot,

851
00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,766
and all of the principals
are waiting for him, right?

852
00:59:16,770 --> 00:59:18,855
And they're like, "What
the fuck was that yesterday?"

853
00:59:18,859 --> 00:59:22,772
So Tyler literally just says - -
he just looked at him and goes,

854
00:59:22,776 --> 00:59:24,295
"No, I didn't really
want to deal with it then."

855
00:59:24,299 --> 00:59:26,950
-Dude.
-Yeah, that was it.

856
00:59:26,954 --> 00:59:29,257
-Yeah.
-The guy's a legend.

857
00:59:29,261 --> 00:59:31,651
I know he just walked
out of 7-Eleven being like,

858
00:59:31,655 --> 00:59:34,262
-"I just won," and he did.
-I mean, yeah.

859
00:59:34,266 --> 00:59:36,003
He was probably so happy
he didn't have to go to school.

860
00:59:36,007 --> 00:59:38,832
No,
definitely. Dude's crazy.

861
00:59:38,836 --> 00:59:41,055
Yeah, it was good. He won.

862
00:59:49,020 --> 00:59:51,260
Do you guys think we could've
done something differently?

863
00:59:53,067 --> 00:59:54,591
Oh, he was a stubborn bastard.

864
00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:00,074
Maybe one day
we'll go back for him.

865
01:00:03,121 --> 01:00:04,248
Go back?

866
01:00:04,252 --> 01:00:07,386
Yeah. Go back. Save him.

867
01:00:08,474 --> 01:00:10,515
The answer is forward, Day.

868
01:00:10,519 --> 01:00:13,044
-The answer?
-Yes.

869
01:00:17,962 --> 01:00:20,573
James, what do
you think the road is?

870
01:00:22,706 --> 01:00:24,704
I-I don't know. I
need to know more first.

871
01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:26,880
No, I know you've been thinking
about it for a long time.

872
01:00:26,884 --> 01:00:28,490
So what do you think it is?

873
01:00:28,494 --> 01:00:31,101
I don't know.
I'm... I'm just still learning.

874
01:00:31,105 --> 01:00:32,716
What else is there to learn?

875
01:00:34,413 --> 01:00:36,241
You know, why
are you even asking?

876
01:00:37,546 --> 01:00:39,196
I'm only asking
'cause I know you still care.

877
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:40,245
And you don't?

878
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,811
I mean, I'm here.

879
01:00:44,815 --> 01:00:46,900
So you just don't care
about any of this, then?

880
01:00:46,904 --> 01:00:50,298
-James, what are we doing?
-We're making progress.

881
01:00:51,256 --> 01:00:53,646
That's it.

882
01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:56,083
Okay, James.

883
01:00:56,087 --> 01:00:58,002
Okay.

884
01:01:44,135 --> 01:01:46,046
Hey, honey.

885
01:01:46,050 --> 01:01:47,917
I was just calling
to see how you're doing

886
01:01:47,921 --> 01:01:50,615
and to see if you got
my package that I sent.

887
01:01:50,619 --> 01:01:52,705
Um, I couldn't find

888
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:54,707
the kind of
peanut butter you like.

889
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:56,621
But I got a different
kind. I hope you like that.

890
01:01:56,625 --> 01:01:58,319
Not much else has happened.

891
01:01:58,323 --> 01:02:00,887
Uh, we did our routine.

892
01:02:00,891 --> 01:02:02,802
Same as always.

893
01:02:02,806 --> 01:02:06,244
James didn't
scream with us... again.

894
01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:09,377
I hope Mom is doing okay.

895
01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:13,682
I hope you're
doing okay, too, Sis.

896
01:02:13,686 --> 01:02:15,466
Happy birthday!

897
01:02:15,470 --> 01:02:17,734
Whoo!

898
01:02:19,126 --> 01:02:20,344
Love you guys.

899
01:03:15,835 --> 01:03:17,228
Something's different.

900
01:03:23,974 --> 01:03:25,410
No one.

901
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:35,463
Maybe less
people make it this far.

902
01:03:54,482 --> 01:03:57,481
It must be his car.

903
01:03:57,485 --> 01:03:58,530
Yo!

904
01:04:01,794 --> 01:04:03,883
This your car?

905
01:04:13,458 --> 01:04:15,590
Yo! Hello?!

906
01:04:24,077 --> 01:04:26,946
This is
huge. This is fucking huge.

907
01:04:26,950 --> 01:04:29,731
I mean, there's no more people
trying to Grand Theft Autous.

908
01:04:29,735 --> 01:04:31,385
This means
something. Am I wrong?

909
01:04:31,389 --> 01:04:33,256
Like what? We made
it past the scary part?

910
01:04:33,260 --> 01:04:36,216
Look, there was a guy
in the woods and he gave up.

911
01:04:36,220 --> 01:04:38,566
We're continuing. It feels like

912
01:04:38,570 --> 01:04:39,915
that we're actually getting
closer to something here.

913
01:04:39,919 --> 01:04:42,135
Yeah, man, we get
it. It's... It's good.

914
01:04:42,139 --> 01:04:45,616
There are people out there that
are giving up and losing themselves.

915
01:04:45,620 --> 01:04:48,315
That's what's gotten us farther
than most people out here.

916
01:04:48,319 --> 01:04:50,974
It feels like that we're
actually moving towards a goal.

917
01:04:51,757 --> 01:04:53,624
You know, I kind
of miss the feeling

918
01:04:53,628 --> 01:04:55,539
that we first felt
when we first got on the road.

919
01:04:55,543 --> 01:04:58,151
You know, that hope for a turn.

920
01:04:58,155 --> 01:05:00,805
I miss feeling things in general.

921
01:05:00,809 --> 01:05:03,069
Yeah, it's almost like...

922
01:05:03,073 --> 01:05:05,941
like we're feeling
weaker shades of emotions

923
01:05:05,945 --> 01:05:08,204
that used to feel really intense.

924
01:05:08,208 --> 01:05:10,641
-Guys, what the fuck is this?
-What?

925
01:05:10,645 --> 01:05:12,295
-What the fuck is this?
-What?

926
01:05:12,299 --> 01:05:14,732
This is a
fucking sign of something.

927
01:05:14,736 --> 01:05:16,909
This is... This is a new
thing. This is a good thing.

928
01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:18,998
That's what it is.
That's the good thing, man.

929
01:05:19,002 --> 01:05:20,651
-I just... I just...
-Because it's new.

930
01:05:20,655 --> 01:05:22,740
We haven't seen this before.

931
01:05:22,744 --> 01:05:25,656
I think you should just be careful
about your expectations and stuff.

932
01:05:25,660 --> 01:05:27,310
Are we talking
about expectations?

933
01:05:27,314 --> 01:05:29,530
I didn't say
anything about expectations.

934
01:05:29,534 --> 01:05:30,879
This means
something absolutely brand new.

935
01:05:30,883 --> 01:05:32,533
You're just getting excited.

936
01:05:32,537 --> 01:05:34,100
-You should be careful.
-It's not about me

937
01:05:34,104 --> 01:05:35,579
-getting excited.
-Yes, it is.

938
01:05:35,583 --> 01:05:37,059
It's not about
me getting excited.

939
01:05:37,063 --> 01:05:38,931
You guys want to
talk about emotions?

940
01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:40,628
Why the hell are you
guys getting so depressed?

941
01:05:40,632 --> 01:05:42,543
There's new information.
We can spend time outside.

942
01:05:42,547 --> 01:05:44,632
It's nothing more than that.

943
01:05:44,636 --> 01:05:46,503
We're just trying to get you to
be a little bit more realistic.

944
01:05:46,507 --> 01:05:48,244
I am completely
neutral about the situation.

945
01:05:48,248 --> 01:05:49,898
If you have these expectations,
you're gonna be disappointed.

946
01:05:49,902 --> 01:05:51,247
I don't fucking
have expectations!

947
01:05:51,251 --> 01:05:52,596
Shut the fuck
up, everybody, okay?

948
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:53,775
No anger in the fucking car.

949
01:07:00,059 --> 01:07:01,191
Air-out time.

950
01:07:07,893 --> 01:07:09,286
I'll go first.

951
01:07:10,722 --> 01:07:11,984
James.

952
01:07:14,639 --> 01:07:16,249
I think we should stop driving.

953
01:07:23,213 --> 01:07:25,950
I can drive.

954
01:07:25,954 --> 01:07:27,865
-What?
-I know it sucks

955
01:07:27,869 --> 01:07:30,346
to have to work out
here, so I can take it always.

956
01:07:30,350 --> 01:07:31,695
We don't have to
divvy up shifts anymore.

957
01:07:31,699 --> 01:07:32,831
I'll take them all.

958
01:07:58,248 --> 01:07:59,945
Thirty more
minutes of outside time.

959
01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:34,236
James.

960
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:37,935
Uh, digest an
entire cylinder of PVC pipe

961
01:08:37,939 --> 01:08:40,333
or floss every 15 minutes?

962
01:08:45,208 --> 01:08:47,684
PVC pipe.

963
01:08:47,688 --> 01:08:49,425
Yeah, I was leaning
more towards the floss,

964
01:08:49,429 --> 01:08:51,384
but I guess you
could ingest, you know,

965
01:08:51,388 --> 01:08:53,647
smaller parts of the
PVC pipe over time, you know?

966
01:08:53,651 --> 01:08:54,869
You know, like a time limit?

967
01:08:56,828 --> 01:08:59,439
-Right?
-Sure.

968
01:09:24,943 --> 01:09:26,510
What if we're
supposed to suffer here?

969
01:09:30,688 --> 01:09:32,168
What if that's the point?

970
01:09:36,128 --> 01:09:37,216
Well...

971
01:09:38,870 --> 01:09:40,176
then that's bullshit.

972
01:09:48,358 --> 01:09:49,620
I'll do it.

973
01:09:51,317 --> 01:09:52,362
For him.

974
01:09:54,364 --> 01:09:55,365
For us.

975
01:10:06,419 --> 01:10:10,162
No. It should be me.

976
01:10:44,457 --> 01:10:45,979
Day!

977
01:11:18,056 --> 01:11:19,231
I'm sorry, man.

978
01:11:21,581 --> 01:11:24,232
I'm sorry.

979
01:11:24,236 --> 01:11:25,364
Give me the keys.

980
01:11:25,368 --> 01:11:26,891
James.

981
01:11:29,328 --> 01:11:31,065
I need you to give up.

982
01:11:31,069 --> 01:11:33,937
Okay? I need
you to give up, man.

983
01:11:33,941 --> 01:11:35,156
You are torturing
yourself for an answer

984
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:37,376
that just doesn't exist, okay?

985
01:11:37,380 --> 01:11:41,031
You are the reason that
you're suffering here now.

986
01:11:41,035 --> 01:11:44,339
The engine's still hot.
It might still turn back on.

987
01:11:44,343 --> 01:11:46,602
So just... just
give me the keys.

988
01:11:46,606 --> 01:11:48,735
No, no. W-We can't
keep doing this to ourselves.

989
01:11:48,739 --> 01:11:50,432
You can't keep
doing this to yourself.

990
01:11:50,436 --> 01:11:52,913
-Okay? We won't let you.
-I didn't do this to myself.

991
01:11:52,917 --> 01:11:54,610
I didn't put myself here.

992
01:11:54,614 --> 01:11:56,960
Yeah,
yeah. We are here, too, James.

993
01:11:56,964 --> 01:11:58,919
We lost everything,
too. We are here, too.

994
01:11:58,923 --> 01:12:01,443
The only difference is that
we've been trying to accept it.

995
01:12:01,447 --> 01:12:03,319
Because this
life is easy for you!

996
01:12:04,972 --> 01:12:07,014
Because you're both
okay just sitting around

997
01:12:07,018 --> 01:12:08,450
and doing fucking nothing!

998
01:12:08,454 --> 01:12:10,151
You're both okay
just being victims here!

999
01:12:15,026 --> 01:12:16,288
It's over, man.

1000
01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:20,510
It's done.

1001
01:12:32,217 --> 01:12:33,823
James.

1002
01:12:33,827 --> 01:12:35,259
-Stop!
-James!

1003
01:12:35,263 --> 01:12:37,958
James, fucking stop!

1004
01:12:37,962 --> 01:12:40,656
James, get the fuck off of him!

1005
01:12:40,660 --> 01:12:42,354
James, let him go! Stop!

1006
01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:44,617
James, fucking stop!
He can't fucking breathe!

1007
01:12:44,621 --> 01:12:46,971
Fisher, let go!

1008
01:12:58,896 --> 01:13:01,329
Oh!

1009
01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:02,809
Oh, it was a
test. It was a test.

1010
01:13:02,813 --> 01:13:04,376
Oh, my God. It
was a fucking test.

1011
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:05,855
It was a fucking test!

1012
01:13:05,859 --> 01:13:08,771
Oh, my God. That
was it. Oh, my God.

1013
01:13:08,775 --> 01:13:10,686
James, there is no test.

1014
01:13:10,690 --> 01:13:14,821
So then just
this? Just here forever?!

1015
01:13:14,825 --> 01:13:17,040
I had hope, Day.

1016
01:13:17,044 --> 01:13:19,478
You have no idea what
any of this could have meant.

1017
01:13:19,482 --> 01:13:22,742
James, it doesn't
fucking mean anything!

1018
01:13:22,746 --> 01:13:25,266
Okay? There is no
reason. It just happened.

1019
01:13:25,270 --> 01:13:27,181
What the fuck do
you know about reason?

1020
01:13:27,185 --> 01:13:28,839
You were going to kill yourself.

1021
01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:39,628
Come on.

1022
01:13:39,632 --> 01:13:41,151
Please start, please start,
please start, please start.

1023
01:13:41,155 --> 01:13:42,718
Look, I will do anything.

1024
01:13:42,722 --> 01:13:44,546
Who the fuck are you talking to?

1025
01:13:44,550 --> 01:13:45,895
Come on.

1026
01:13:45,899 --> 01:13:47,723
-Fuck!
-Please, please.

1027
01:13:47,727 --> 01:13:51,379
I will do it. I will
do it. Just please, please!

1028
01:13:51,383 --> 01:13:53,729
Please start!

1029
01:13:53,733 --> 01:13:56,079
Fuck!

1030
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,433
Just turn it
on. Just turn it on.

1031
01:14:00,261 --> 01:14:02,825
Please start!

1032
01:14:02,829 --> 01:14:04,264
Fuck!

1033
01:16:13,786 --> 01:16:16,872
11/20.

1034
01:16:16,876 --> 01:16:19,875
Why is the road setting a forest?

1035
01:16:19,879 --> 01:16:22,012
Why not an endless staircase?

1036
01:16:56,437 --> 01:16:59,045
Hey, what is this?

1037
01:16:59,049 --> 01:17:00,833
What is this? What the fuck?

1038
01:17:02,661 --> 01:17:04,398
Hey, hey. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

1039
01:17:04,402 --> 01:17:05,969
I didn't mean it.

1040
01:17:08,754 --> 01:17:10,712
What is this? This
is new. This is new.

1041
01:17:13,367 --> 01:17:18,281
Wait. Is this bad? Hang
on. This is bad? Is this bad?

1042
01:17:18,285 --> 01:17:19,979
Please. Wait. Please tell me.

1043
01:17:19,983 --> 01:17:21,458
Please tell me,
please tell me. What is this?

1044
01:17:21,462 --> 01:17:23,112
What is this?
What the fuck is this?!

1045
01:17:23,116 --> 01:17:25,071
Wait! Please! Please! We
can talk about this!

1046
01:17:25,075 --> 01:17:26,855
Fuck!

1047
01:17:26,859 --> 01:17:28,683
What the fuck?

1048
01:17:28,687 --> 01:17:31,512
It's because I left them, right?

1049
01:17:31,516 --> 01:17:34,257
Oh, God! Shit!

1050
01:22:19,891 --> 01:22:23,199
Fuck.
It's really good.

1051
01:23:42,669 --> 01:23:44,280
All right. I'm coming.

1052
01:25:22,029 --> 01:25:23,857
Hey, can I ask you a question?

1053
01:25:27,992 --> 01:25:30,251
Who would win in a fight?

1054
01:25:30,255 --> 01:25:33,040
Fifty hawks or a dude with a gun?

1055
01:25:36,435 --> 01:25:38,955
Probably the...

1056
01:25:38,959 --> 01:25:40,827
Probably the hawks.

1057
01:25:40,831 --> 01:25:43,656
There's like 50 of them.

1058
01:25:43,660 --> 01:25:46,398
You think so?

1059
01:25:46,402 --> 01:25:47,838
Yeah.

1060
01:25:49,927 --> 01:25:51,841
Huh.

1061
01:27:16,883 --> 01:27:17,843
♪ So it's on

1062
01:27:48,132 --> 01:27:50,913
♪ The feeling's
gone and movin' ♪

1063
01:27:50,917 --> 01:27:53,089
♪ Time is only mine to steal

1064
01:27:53,093 --> 01:27:56,136
♪ Workin' on what is real

1065
01:27:56,140 --> 01:27:58,660
♪ Found my song

1066
01:27:58,664 --> 01:28:00,053
♪ Sang it wrong ♪

1067
01:28:00,057 --> 01:28:01,402
♪ No foolin'

1068
01:28:01,406 --> 01:28:03,752
♪ Warmin' up to all my chills

1069
01:28:03,756 --> 01:28:06,494
♪ Thinkin' I'm over the hill

1070
01:28:06,498 --> 01:28:08,670
♪ Tell me not to dwell

1071
01:28:08,674 --> 01:28:11,978
♪ 'Cause I don't
feel like no one else, oh ♪

1072
01:28:11,982 --> 01:28:18,293
♪ Why can't I feel like
there's something wrong? ♪

1073
01:28:21,557 --> 01:28:28,215
♪ Tell me, why can't I feel
that there's something gone?

1074
01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:33,521
♪ Wait ♪

1075
01:28:33,525 --> 01:28:35,567
♪ Hold on ♪

1076
01:28:35,571 --> 01:28:37,960
♪ The sun has
yet to dawn upon me ♪

1077
01:28:37,964 --> 01:28:40,441
♪ Reading everything I've read

1078
01:28:40,445 --> 01:28:43,879
♪ No, it's all in my head

1079
01:28:43,883 --> 01:28:45,577
♪ The pressure's on

1080
01:28:45,581 --> 01:28:48,231
♪ The feeling comes in slowly

1081
01:28:48,235 --> 01:28:50,973
♪ Everyone is still

1082
01:28:50,977 --> 01:28:53,193
♪ Thinkin' I'm over the hill

1083
01:28:53,197 --> 01:28:55,543
♪ Tell me not to dwell

1084
01:28:55,547 --> 01:28:58,855
♪ 'Cause I don't
feel like no one else, oh ♪


