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♪ Watch me runnin' up the place ♪
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♪ I'm already stuntin'
And my girls are on the way ♪
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♪ Watch me open up the place... ♪
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Just imagine.
This will change everything.
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The lights come up, and we walk out
on stage like two sexy gladiators.
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Our technique, flawless.
Our timing, perfect.
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Phones are out. Minds are blown.
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And guess who blacks out from jealousy
because we just took home first place.
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Tanya?
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Tanya. Future nursing school
dropout Tanya.
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So, you ready to do this?
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-Nope. I'm out. I bail so hard.
-Whoa!
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Anj, hi, hey. Everything's in place.
The plan is perfect.
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The plan is insane.
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Maya, just let it go.
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After graduation,
we're never gonna see Tanya again.
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♪ Jump... ♪
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Yeah, but she's never
respected us as dancers.
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I know, I know.
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If we're going to win,
we have to do something unexpected.
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Please.
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You're my best friend.
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I can't do this without you.
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♪ Watch me runnin' up the place... ♪
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Fine.
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-I'm in.
-Yeah!
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♪ Watch me open up the place ♪
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♪ Wanna see you bumpin', baby
Bouncin' to the bass ♪
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Good luck.
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-What a bitch.
-Her legs are so smooth.
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-How does she never get razor burn?
-Hey, hey, Anj. Look at me. Lock in.
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Remember.
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-Whew.
-Whew. Okay.
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You win the crowd,
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you win your freedom.
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What?
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And good luck, Tanya, next year
at the Touro School of Nursing.
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Now, seniors Maya and Anjali
with a cultural dance
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from the country of India.
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They're actually pretty good.
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No.
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You ain't seen nothing yet.
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I can't. Let's go.
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-What's happening?
-Maybe something with the sensors?
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-Look out!
-Maya, watch out!
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Shit!
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Don't worry. Anj! It's all good.
Everything's...
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Maya!
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Is she okay?
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Maya!
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Maya! Maya!
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{\an8}-Topic of the day.
-Patil twins.
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{\an8}-Harry Potter, Yule Ball.
-Messed up.
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{\an8}Ugly outfits, objectively bad.
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{\an8}And then the boys ditch them.
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{\an8}What's up with that?
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{\an8}-My aura?
-Yeah. Ready?
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{\an8}Then take this.
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{\an8}-Oh, photo.
-Oh, photo, okay.
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{\an8}You look so good.
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{\an8}-Look over here!
-Smile, girls!
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{\an8}One, two, three.
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{\an8}UCLA!
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{\an8}Ah, rumors are true. Lot of Asians.
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{\an8}Whee! We're, like, at college!
Like, right now! Can you believe it?
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{\an8}-Mm-hmm.
-Maybe I should try out a new nickname.
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{\an8}How about Anja? Jaja?
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{\an8}No. Jelly? Jelly Cat?
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{\an8}-We could think about it.
-I love him.
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{\an8}Oh my God. I can be whoever I wanna be.
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{\an8}The name's Leelee, babes.
I think we'll have really good banter.
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{\an8}I'm good.
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{\an8}You realize we can go out,
like, whenever we want.
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{\an8}-And come home whenever we want.
-Mmm.
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{\an8}-So late I forget to take out my contacts.
-Dude. Don't do that.
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{\an8}-That's gonna hurt so bad.
-But it'd be so worth it.
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{\an8}Please don't be that weird sheltered girl
who has to get her stomach pumped
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{\an8}because she can't handle freedom.
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{\an8}-That's exactly who I wanna be.
-Heads up!
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{\an8}-Oh shit!
-Got it!
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{\an8}Ugh!
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{\an8}-Hey.
-Yo.
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{\an8}-My bad.
-Hey.
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{\an8}That was a terrible throw.
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{\an8}Yeah, some would say deliberately bad.
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{\an8}Okay, well, this is embarrassing.
Um, we're gonna go.
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{\an8}You know what? No Frisbee.
You've both been banned.
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{\an8}Well, call us when the ban's been lifted.
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{\an8}I know guys throw themselves at you
like you're the last flight out of Kabul,
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{\an8}but this has got to be a new record, hmm?
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-Stop moving!
-They wanna keep stonewalling, fine.
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-We'll just move...
-See, if you had just worn something nice.
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The way Anjali always does...
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I don't look nice. I look like
a seat filler at the Latin GRAMMYs.
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-Zero patience...
-A little black dress works.
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-Career fairs, parties, SASA mixers...
-Call me when you know.
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Oh my God. Stop with the SASA mixer.
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-What's a SASA mixer?
-Seriously, Shree? SASA?
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See? Even Rekha Auntie agrees with me.
She thinks SASA's cringe.
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-What's this?
-Bathroom stuff.
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There's nothing cringe
about celebrating your culture.
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Okay, what is a SASA?
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South Asian Students Association.
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And they don't celebrate our culture.
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It's a bunch of cornballs trying to pad
their résumés to get into med school.
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Sounds pretty Indian to me.
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I already told Arjun Singh you will both
meet him tonight at the SASA mixer.
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Arjun who? Arjun the incel?
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He's not an incel! He's a sophomore,
and he'd love to show you around.
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Show me around what?
His collection of feet pics?
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Shree, why are we introducing weird boys
to the equation?
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-What's this?
-Bathroom stuff!
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A bad freshman GPA
is impossible to bounce back from,
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especially if you're a bad test taker.
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My GPA will survive one mixer.
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-Anjali, it's a miracle you got in.
-But I did, didn't I?
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Off the wait list.
You need to stay focused.
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-Ahem.
-Bathroom stuff!
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Uh, how much bathroom stuff is there?
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A normal amount!
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-Cool. Cool.
-Okay.
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-The IG is way too curated.
-I know.
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-So fun.
-Cool.
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Nah, bro.
She's like a Santa Monica eight.
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-Which is like a Malibu five.
-Oh my God. Hi!
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It's a pony, not just a bend. Uh...
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The hook step,
you guys shouldn't lock your arms.
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Instead, you should pivot from the elbow.
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Sorry, who are you?
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I'm sorry. You guys are great.
It's just I used to dance...
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Oh my God! I know you.
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-You're the girl from that video.
-Wait, what video?
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Who hit herself in the face
with the flying thingy!
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-That's not me.
-You have to see!
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-Are you kidding me?
-Sorry.
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I just gotta go.
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{\an8}-Look out.
-All right, you know what...
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Oh my God, you're Drone Strike Girl!
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Wait, you're, like, famous!
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But, like, bad famous.
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You mean infamous?
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-Can I have that purple top of yours?
-Yeah, sure.
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I can make more room in that closet.
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Wait, Mom! Don't!
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Oh!
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Ooh.
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Yeah. There's more bathroom stuff
in the car.
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I'm coming too.
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It was just for...
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-To...
-For what?
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For getting high.
For having a couple of one-night stands.
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Can you please stop acting like
I started an OnlyFans?
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Do you realize
if UCLA still had an SAT score,
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there is no way you would have gotten in?
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Let alone for a major
that is only getting harder.
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-A major you picked for me!
-'Cause you couldn't decide.
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Computer science is gonna give you
a shot at real money.
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While we're at it,
you wanna walk me to the bus stop?
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-Pack me a Lunchable?
-I'm not gonna babysit you.
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But I will stop paying your tuition
if I find out you're slacking off.
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Wait. What?
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Mom, are you serious?
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I know you think
I'm being a bitch.
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But you'll thank me
when you have a degree and a career
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and you don't have to depend
on anyone for anything.
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And how's that working out for you?
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If you got a full ride like Maya,
you could do anything you want,
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but as long as I am footing this bill,
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you don't get to be some aimless pothead
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having shower sex in an en suite
that I am paying an extra ten grand for.
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And you wonder why Dad left.
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Ooh!
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Damn, that echoed.
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They ran out of ice,
but I got the next best thing.
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Someone's favorite.
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How are you feelin'?
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I got slapped on my first day of college.
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Let's go with, pfft...
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suicidal?
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Aah.
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The slap wasn't even that bad.
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None of the Asian kids even flinched.
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The white kids almost called the cops.
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{\an8}Yeah, well, at least you didn't get hit
with the Green Card mom slap. Right?
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{\an8}Remember when Charu
got her belly button pierced?
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{\an8}I mean, she got hit so hard,
the sound turned on the Alexa.
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{\an8}Hmm.
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Does it still hurt?
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No, it's honestly fine.
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{\an8}Good.
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{\an8}I want you nice and healed.
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{\an8}-Before I slap the shit out of you again!
-Oww!
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{\an8}-Maya, what?
-Not gonna tell me you're on the pill?
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{\an8}We had the same cycle our entire lives.
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{\an8}You were gonna what? Disconnect
our Bluetooth without telling me?
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{\an8}I'm not on the pill!
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{\an8}Then... why have you
got all these... pills?
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I don't know! I just... It... Ugh.
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It was just... eleutheromania!
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It's, like, doing something
just for the sake of freedom.
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I just needed to figure out if I could be
someone different for once in my life.
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I'm not sure if that makes any sense.
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Two girls down the hall
called me Drone Strike.
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Ugh.
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Maya, I'm so sorry.
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They would have clowned me, too,
if I'd been there.
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Anj.
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The most up voted comment
is a guy asking for your number.
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{\an8}The second most up voted is a guy
asking the first guy to pass it along.
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-This is Half Baked.
-Hmm?
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-My favorite's Cherry Garcia.
-Yeah.
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{\an8}I said I got someone's favorite.
And that someone is me!
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All right.
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Today sucked a butt.
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-So I say we go to Taco Bell.
-Mmm.
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And we watch 90 Day Fiancé.
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You wanna stay in and watch
ugly men marry Latvian immigrants?
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And get Taco Bell. That part's key.
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No!
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It is our first night of college.
We need to go out.
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You cannot be serious.
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Dude, I survived child abuse!
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["Taambdi Chaamdi"
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Whoa! Look at all these clubs!
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Sticky Wickets Cricket Club.
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Hookah Brother Up.
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I love how all brown dudes smoke hookah
like they're Drake
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and they just end up at dental school.
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Come on! Just admit this is way cooler
than you thought it would be.
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All right, you're right.
It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool.
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-Oh! A club I could get behind.
-Wait, which one?
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Freshman 15, baby. I'm starving!
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Ooh, Maya, look!
There's a Bollywood dance club.
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I told you. I'm down to try new things.
Just not dance. Not right now.
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Come on, it's a club.
It'll meet, like, an hour a week.
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-But don't get your hopes up, okay?
-Hi!
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90% of Bollywood dance
is just dry-humping the air.
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Do you really need a club for that?
239
00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:51,375
Sorry. Sorry.
240
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,621
See? Handyman with no boundaries
agrees with me.
241
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:58,121
Well, I'm gonna check it out
'cause it seems cool,
242
00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,458
and trying cool shit's
the whole point of college!
243
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,496
-You know, she's not wrong.
-All right. You are still talking.
244
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:09,288
Bollywood dance is a very big deal here.
K-Pop level fandom.
245
00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,829
All right, brown Ted Bundy.
What's your deal?
246
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:18,621
This one's a coincidence. I'm working.
I don't know if you can see?
247
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,954
And for the record,
the whole number on the Frisbee thing,
248
00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,704
that was my buddy's idea, not mine.
249
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,875
-Cool story, bro.
-Don't believe me? Call the number, Maya.
250
00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:30,625
-Okay. Seriously? How do you know my name?
-I had a feeling you didn't recognize me.
251
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,625
It's me. Arjun.
252
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,167
"Arjun the incel."
253
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:41,913
-That's what the kids used to call me.
-Kids are so mean. Mm-mm-mm.
254
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,788
Also, the name made no sense.
255
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:46,079
We were ten. We were all virgins.
256
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:48,079
It would have been weird
if I wasn't a virgin.
257
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:50,083
-And probably also illegal.
-Definitely illegal.
258
00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:52,288
You know, your mom called.
259
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:55,204
-Said you weren't coming.
-Uh... Anjali dragged me.
260
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:57,746
-So...
-Yo! What up, Drone Strike?
261
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,621
Pfffft!
262
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,750
You're goated!
263
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:05,246
Okay. What was that about?
264
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:08,413
Don't act like you don't know.
It was the biggest meme of the summer.
265
00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:11,163
Oh, well, I'm not on socials,
so I must have missed it.
266
00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:14,542
-Bullshit.
-No. I'm serious. Here.
267
00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:18,121
No Internet, no apps. No more noise.
268
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:21,954
Oh, so you have a burner phone,
like cheaters and meth dealers.
269
00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:22,871
That's comforting.
270
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:24,663
Better than letting Big Tech track you.
271
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:27,204
It's not Big Tech that tracks me.
It's my best friend.
272
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:29,079
-Oh, great. Mm-hmm.
-All right? Yeah.
273
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:31,954
In the event that some ran do
from my past decides to drown me in a lake
274
00:15:31,958 --> 00:15:33,667
and then no one can find my body.
275
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:37,329
-That would never occur to me.
-Yeah, no shit. You're a man.
276
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:40,417
No, I mean I'd dissolve you in acid.
No loose ends.
277
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:46,913
It's like an instant social life,
and the after parties are crazy.
278
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:50,621
Last year, we went to Vegas, and
I totally puked in the Bellagio fountains.
279
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,329
Stop. That sounds so fun.
280
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,163
Minus the puking part.
281
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:55,538
When's the next meet-up?
282
00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:58,371
-You can't just come. You gotta audition.
-Sorry, wait. Audition?
283
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,621
We're a competitive dance team.
284
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:03,121
We compete at competitions
all over the country.
285
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:05,121
That sounds like a big time commitment.
286
00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:08,413
Oh, it takes up your entire life.
No. We're like a cult.
287
00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:11,288
Uh, yeah. I really have to focus
first semester...
288
00:16:11,292 --> 00:16:12,875
You know what I just realized?
289
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:15,454
Ronak is gonna love her.
290
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:19,246
Oh! Love her. She's total lead material.
291
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:20,746
Who's Ronak?
292
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,875
You'll see. We're about to go on.
293
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:33,788
Welcome to the South Asian
Students Association Fall Mixer!
294
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,579
I'm Ayesha Khan,
295
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,454
proud Pakistani American.
296
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:42,079
-President of the South Asian Student...
-Co-president, actually.
297
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,496
We split the vote.
298
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,913
I'm Preethi Shah, proud Indian American.
299
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:51,538
The South Asian Students Association
puts on events like Diwali night, Holi...
300
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:54,246
And of course Eid one and Eid two.
301
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,163
Sometimes Preethi forgets that
the diaspora contains many faiths.
302
00:16:57,167 --> 00:17:00,413
How can I forget, Ayesha, when you're
constantly trying to convert me?
303
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:02,746
I'm not trying to convert you,
Islamophobic bitch!
304
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:05,163
Okay, thank you so much.
305
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:08,329
Uh, please give it up
for Preethi and Ayesha.
306
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:09,917
That was something.
307
00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:12,954
Thank you, ladies. I am Hamza Latif.
308
00:17:12,958 --> 00:17:14,413
I am the faculty sponsor.
309
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:16,913
I'm here to make sure
it's a safe space for all the students.
310
00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:18,454
We got three rules.
311
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:20,208
And this is mostly for the guys.
312
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:21,958
Consent.
313
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:25,208
Consent!
314
00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:27,121
Number three.
315
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:31,746
Your future employer will see
your Halloween costume.
316
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:35,038
I'm talking to you, Ragav. I don't know
where you got the shoe polish.
317
00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:36,454
-My bad.
-Okay.
318
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,871
Now for the real reason
why we're all here.
319
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:41,954
They are the three-time winners
of Best of the Best.
320
00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:45,913
Give it up for our very own UCLA Agni!
321
00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:51,833
♪ Welcome to the party ♪
322
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,667
♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪
323
00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:57,704
♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪
324
00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:00,371
♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪
325
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:03,204
-♪ Waking up, waking up ♪
-♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪
326
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,038
♪ Fly with my dogs
Ridin' high when we pull up ♪
327
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:07,829
♪ When we ride, when we pull up ♪
328
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:10,750
♪ We be high when we pull up ♪
329
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,538
♪ Top down, no ceilin' ♪
330
00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:16,079
♪ Rocks on the watch now, armageddon ♪
331
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,329
♪ Roof on fire, fire ♪
332
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,829
♪ We ride wild ♪
333
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:22,746
♪ Pull up in a tank, 'bout it, 'bout it ♪
334
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:25,917
♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪
335
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:37,038
I love you, Ronak!
336
00:18:37,042 --> 00:18:38,875
Love you, Ronak!
337
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,167
I love you, Ronak!
338
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,958
♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪
339
00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:33,333
♪ Hey, hey, welcome to the party ♪
340
00:19:45,292 --> 00:19:49,913
♪ You don't have to be
The last one standing ♪
341
00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:54,038
♪ Oh, show me you could be
The one, one, one ♪
342
00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:13,913
♪ You've got me like crazy ♪
343
00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:16,750
-♪ That you call to me ♪
-♪ Bom-diggy-diggy bom bom ♪
344
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:33,250
♪ Oh, baby, give me one more dance ♪
345
00:20:56,792 --> 00:21:01,375
UCLA! UCLA! UCLA!
346
00:21:04,042 --> 00:21:05,038
Yo.
347
00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:07,454
How extra was that dance team?
348
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:09,038
So crazy.
349
00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:12,413
They literally said they were a cult.
Oh my God, and their captain?
350
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:14,371
Such a cheese ball.
351
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:16,663
He was unironically wearing a fedora.
352
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,875
-Please tell me you're gonna burn it.
-Oh, for sure.
353
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,871
Love you, Anj.
354
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,750
Aww! Love you too.
355
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,538
Night.
356
00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:30,500
Night.
357
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:45,663
Welcome to CompSci 31,
Introduction to Computer Science.
358
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:47,371
I am Professor Latif.
359
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:50,204
Just so you guys know,
the course structure...
360
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:51,375
I did something fun.
361
00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:58,163
-You signed me up for the dance team?
-I signed us up for... tryouts.
362
00:21:58,167 --> 00:21:59,288
I thought you'd be excited.
363
00:21:59,292 --> 00:22:02,538
Yeah, I thought it was a club
that met, like, once a week.
364
00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:03,704
It's a huge time suck.
365
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:06,038
If my grades slip,
my mom's gonna shoot me in the face.
366
00:22:06,042 --> 00:22:08,829
Ladies.
We're literally two minutes into day one.
367
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:11,954
So sorry, sir. Professor... Man?
368
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:13,246
Oh my God.
369
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:16,663
Look. All your mom cares about is that
you get good grades and granny panties.
370
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:18,538
You keep both of those up,
she can't get mad.
371
00:22:18,542 --> 00:22:19,704
Yeah, it's a big if.
372
00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:21,579
Okay. Okay.
373
00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:23,208
Then stop stalking Ronak's Insta.
374
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,246
-I was perusing.
-You liked a photo from two years ago.
375
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,954
-That is a problem. He posts too much.
-Okay, Maya.
376
00:22:29,958 --> 00:22:31,913
I'm not you.
I actually have to try at school.
377
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,496
If you try out for the team with me,
I won't let you fail.
378
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:37,496
You know what? Idea.
Let's share what we're talking about.
379
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:41,000
That way, none of us feel left out.
Y'all are vibin', and we'd love to vibe.
380
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,579
She won't try out
for the dance team with me.
381
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:48,621
Okay. No, this is a learning lesson, guys.
382
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:51,538
Uh, see, this is what's known
as a dependency error.
383
00:22:51,542 --> 00:22:55,579
You have one piece of broken code
that can't function without the other,
384
00:22:55,583 --> 00:23:01,042
so it sends out a very annoying,
disruptive error message.
385
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:06,204
Well, dance is the one thing
that we're good at
386
00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:08,538
and is our best shot at a new life.
387
00:23:08,542 --> 00:23:12,871
-We have new lives. We're at college.
-No, you have a new life.
388
00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:14,246
I'm still Drone Strike.
389
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:15,458
I told you that was her.
390
00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:17,167
Hey, hey.
391
00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:19,079
No side betting.
392
00:23:19,083 --> 00:23:23,079
If I can lead the team to a championship,
then everyone will stop giving me shit.
393
00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:26,538
And if you do it with me,
you'll also be living a whole new life.
394
00:23:26,542 --> 00:23:29,329
And maybe even use
that new stash of condoms.
395
00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:32,250
-Maya!
-Okay, pivot. Do it for...
396
00:23:33,292 --> 00:23:35,250
uh... urethramania.
397
00:23:36,292 --> 00:23:37,788
Veryanamania.
398
00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,288
Eleutheromania.
399
00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:41,329
That's it. That's what I said.
400
00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:43,375
Do it for that.
401
00:23:44,542 --> 00:23:45,583
Please, Anj.
402
00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:05,625
Welcome to tryouts for UCLA Agni.
403
00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:08,371
You'll notice we're in a parking garage.
404
00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:11,788
That's 'cause dancing on concrete
will rule out the weak.
405
00:24:11,792 --> 00:24:13,996
And because the pickleball team
took the gym from us.
406
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,204
Pickleball sucks.
407
00:24:15,208 --> 00:24:17,663
You all should have learned
eight eight-counts of choreo
408
00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:19,204
from the videos we sent.
409
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,996
Here's the part we didn't tell you.
410
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,204
You're gonna perform this routine
ten times.
411
00:24:23,208 --> 00:24:26,288
-Each time, the music is gonna get faster.
-Ten times? Dang.
412
00:24:26,292 --> 00:24:29,708
And you gotta keep up. If you don't,
you're gonna get hit with this.
413
00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:32,329
-Six of us have laser pointers.
-Really?
414
00:24:32,333 --> 00:24:34,496
If you get three lasers, you're cut.
415
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:37,250
Whoever's left makes the team. Line up!
416
00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:38,833
Easy.
417
00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:44,417
Hey, I wanted to give this back to you.
418
00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:47,246
So you can give it back to Bruno Mars.
419
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:49,621
Oh, actually, he gave it to me as a gift
420
00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:51,746
'cause, you know,
he was gonna call it "Midtown Funk,"
421
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:53,042
and I was like, "No, no."
422
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:56,329
"Uptown Funk."
423
00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:57,333
Good luck.
424
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:01,208
Hey, stop!
425
00:25:58,542 --> 00:25:59,708
Damn!
426
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,579
Oh my God!
427
00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:29,621
Congratulations! You all made the cut.
428
00:26:29,625 --> 00:26:31,163
Yes!
429
00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:35,329
Thank you, my king!
430
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,413
All right. You're the king.
Easy. All right.
431
00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:48,496
Whoa. Are all these people on the team?
432
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,292
Yeah. Kind of looks like a flash mob.
433
00:26:50,792 --> 00:26:51,996
It's for formations.
434
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,375
You need lots of dancers
to make complex formations.
435
00:26:55,875 --> 00:27:00,246
You guys new? Okay, okay!
Yeah! I'm Nirbhay.
436
00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:03,163
Not to brag, but this was
my fourth time auditioning for the team,
437
00:27:03,167 --> 00:27:04,079
and I made it.
438
00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:05,246
Is that a brag?
439
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:09,579
I didn't make the cut last year,
but I lured Ronak into a storage closet,
440
00:27:09,583 --> 00:27:12,038
locked the door, and then made him
watch me dance again.
441
00:27:12,042 --> 00:27:14,871
-And he ate that shit up.
-Wow, that's dedication.
442
00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:15,996
Or it's a felony.
443
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,288
Look, every Bollywood team
has a few staple characters, okay?
444
00:27:19,292 --> 00:27:22,163
I'm the die-hard super fan with no chill,
and I'm owning that.
445
00:27:22,167 --> 00:27:25,204
Over there, you got the FOBs,
Fresh Off the Boat students.
446
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:28,038
They're rich.
Like, make a hit-and-run disappear rich.
447
00:27:28,042 --> 00:27:29,871
Then you got your Brown Baddies.
448
00:27:29,875 --> 00:27:32,246
Their entire personality
is giving people side-eye.
449
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:33,871
Next, the Adrenaline Junkies.
450
00:27:33,875 --> 00:27:37,204
They're like Adderall.
Concerning, but clutch in competition.
451
00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:39,871
Last but not least, every Bollywood
team has one random white person
452
00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:42,121
who knows more about Indian culture
than everyone else.
453
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:43,417
How's it going?
454
00:27:44,208 --> 00:27:47,292
I'm Harry.
So, what part of India are you all from?
455
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:50,038
I'm Tamil. My family is from Sri Lanka.
456
00:27:50,042 --> 00:27:51,496
Greetings, little sister!
457
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:53,413
No. Don't... don't do that.
458
00:27:55,458 --> 00:27:58,038
There are over 100 dance teams
in the country,
459
00:27:58,042 --> 00:28:01,704
but only the top ten make it
to Best of the Best.
460
00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:03,792
We cannot allow a repeat of last year.
461
00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:08,371
And the winner of Best of the Best is...
462
00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:12,996
USC Tamasha!
463
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,038
This video will play on loop
at every practice.
464
00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:18,246
I want you to live in that pain.
465
00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:20,371
Like when we applied to Stanford
and didn't get in.
466
00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:23,329
-Mm-hmm.
-USC's number one for a reason.
467
00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:25,954
-Why is he so obsessed with beating USC?
-...she goes, we go...
468
00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:27,746
He's obsessed with beating her.
469
00:28:27,750 --> 00:28:30,621
Selena Joshi, captain of USC
and Ronak's ex.
470
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:34,329
Our next competition is in eight weeks.
Let's get to work.
471
00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:38,746
The first thing to know
about competition dance
472
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,663
is that it is not objective.
473
00:28:40,667 --> 00:28:42,788
{\an8}The only performance that matters
474
00:28:42,792 --> 00:28:45,125
{\an8}is the one that people remember.
475
00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:48,121
Which is why our goal is simple.
476
00:28:48,125 --> 00:28:50,746
Be unforgettable! That's it.
477
00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:53,958
Thirty-one more! Let's go!
478
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,038
We are not here to have fun.
479
00:28:58,042 --> 00:29:00,038
We are here to win.
480
00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:02,913
If you wanna have a good time
with a bunch of losers,
481
00:29:02,917 --> 00:29:04,500
join an a cappella team.
482
00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:07,246
No more junk food.
483
00:29:07,250 --> 00:29:09,750
Cheetos came out in 1948.
484
00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,708
Since then, we've never won a war.
485
00:29:13,208 --> 00:29:15,371
Here's the truth. AI is here.
486
00:29:15,375 --> 00:29:17,913
Your degree is worthless,
and you'll never own a home.
487
00:29:17,917 --> 00:29:20,000
Back to practice!
488
00:29:20,875 --> 00:29:23,746
Facial expressions are critical!
489
00:29:23,750 --> 00:29:25,829
Tell the story with your face.
490
00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:27,708
Harry, you're goin' to war!
491
00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:30,250
Dimple, he cheated on you.
492
00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:32,833
Anjali, they freed Luigi.
493
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:35,829
"Deepica, your boyfriend is 5'4".
494
00:29:35,833 --> 00:29:38,163
Maya, you're broke, but you want guac.
495
00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:40,454
Vishal, Pakistan beat India in cricket.
496
00:29:40,458 --> 00:29:42,454
Sumi, the edible is hitting.
497
00:29:42,458 --> 00:29:44,708
Nirbhay, you're losing your virginity!
498
00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:57,246
What's our goal?
499
00:29:57,250 --> 00:29:59,496
Be unforgettable!
500
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:01,704
I said, what's our goal?
501
00:30:01,708 --> 00:30:03,663
Be unforgettable!
502
00:30:03,667 --> 00:30:05,079
I think I'm gonna vom!
503
00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:07,621
I can't keep going.
My nipples are bleeding.
504
00:30:07,625 --> 00:30:10,500
Anyone bitching is gonna get
20 more burpees.
505
00:30:11,958 --> 00:30:12,833
Okay.
506
00:30:13,542 --> 00:30:14,750
That wasn't the worst.
507
00:30:15,542 --> 00:30:18,621
-Just let me die here.
-Oh, I can't feel my ass.
508
00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:19,829
There, there.
509
00:30:19,833 --> 00:30:23,579
Every great routine
starts with great leads.
510
00:30:23,583 --> 00:30:26,038
But it's not just about
being the best dancer.
511
00:30:26,042 --> 00:30:29,496
You have to be the total package.
We're talking effortless confidence.
512
00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:31,079
Infectious energy.
513
00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:32,621
Raccoon agility.
514
00:30:32,625 --> 00:30:35,708
-Undeniable charisma.
-And the sex appeal of your first cousin.
515
00:30:36,792 --> 00:30:39,246
But first,
let's talk about this year's routine.
516
00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:41,250
The theme is...
517
00:30:45,792 --> 00:30:47,996
Greatest Hits!
518
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,621
-Yeah!
-Ooh!
519
00:30:49,625 --> 00:30:52,413
An epic love letter
to South Asian weddings.
520
00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:54,954
A classic love story
about forbidden romance.
521
00:30:56,958 --> 00:30:58,621
Sorry. Sorry. Keep going.
522
00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:01,329
No, please. You clearly have thoughts.
523
00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:05,208
Well, I'm not trying to be whatever
or anything. It's just...
524
00:31:05,958 --> 00:31:08,746
-Isn't this kind of super predictable?
-Maya.
525
00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:11,871
I mean, it just sounds like something
a white person would think is a good idea.
526
00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:12,913
No offense, Harry.
527
00:31:12,917 --> 00:31:14,704
None taken. I freakin' love it.
528
00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:17,246
I'm not trying to be whatever,
but what the hell do you know?
529
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:20,288
-You've never even competed.
-Yeah. Weddings are kind of our thing.
530
00:31:20,292 --> 00:31:23,788
So is dominating the spelling bee, but
you don't see that being a dance theme.
531
00:31:23,792 --> 00:31:25,538
Whoa, spelling bee dance.
532
00:31:25,542 --> 00:31:27,329
Our culture is bigger
than Bollywood.
533
00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:30,829
If we wanna win Best of the Best, we have
to do something that feels singular.
534
00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:33,329
Like what? Taking a robot to the face?
535
00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:39,833
Whatever. Anjali agrees with me.
536
00:31:40,958 --> 00:31:45,663
Uh... well, I mean, Maya's right.
It is a little expected.
537
00:31:45,667 --> 00:31:47,371
Uh... but...
538
00:31:47,375 --> 00:31:49,788
there is a lot of potential there,
539
00:31:49,792 --> 00:31:53,371
so there's a world
where a wedding theme might work.
540
00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:55,621
Anj, are you seriously
going Switzerland on me right now?
541
00:31:55,625 --> 00:32:00,163
I dig the passion, Maya, but nostalgia
scores, on average, 60% higher.
542
00:32:00,167 --> 00:32:01,871
The judges will love this.
543
00:32:01,875 --> 00:32:04,538
Or they'll think
we're cliché and extra, so...
544
00:32:04,542 --> 00:32:05,625
Ooh...
545
00:32:06,375 --> 00:32:07,833
Okay. All right.
546
00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:12,288
I see. You think all this is beneath you.
547
00:32:12,292 --> 00:32:15,121
You think that Bollywood is too flashy,
548
00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:18,204
too over the top to be worth your time?
549
00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:22,333
Thing is, extra isn't an insult
in this world, Maya. It's the point.
550
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,663
-'Cause life is extra.
-Mm-hmm.
551
00:32:24,667 --> 00:32:29,163
You're not sad when your mother dies.
You're... you're shattered, right?
552
00:32:29,167 --> 00:32:32,417
You're not happy when you fall in love.
You're euphoric!
553
00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:34,667
That's how it actually feels.
554
00:32:35,167 --> 00:32:37,913
Bollywood is a celebration of being extra,
555
00:32:37,917 --> 00:32:41,417
because to be extra... is to be human.
556
00:32:42,375 --> 00:32:45,246
If you think that's tacky,
I don't know what to tell you.
557
00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:48,125
But, look, the floor is open
if you got a better idea.
558
00:32:53,042 --> 00:32:55,079
Bollywood Shaadi it is.
559
00:32:55,083 --> 00:32:57,038
Two leads, bride and groom.
560
00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:59,704
Hands up if you wanna be considered
for the groom.
561
00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:00,829
Oh!
562
00:33:00,833 --> 00:33:02,621
Really? The white boy?
563
00:33:02,625 --> 00:33:04,746
And hands up for the bride.
564
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:06,875
Deepica. Sumi.
565
00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:09,792
Maya.
566
00:33:11,792 --> 00:33:14,792
Anjali. Seriously, get that hand up.
567
00:33:15,292 --> 00:33:18,917
-Oh, I'm good.
-Come on. Don't be boring.
568
00:33:24,792 --> 00:33:27,083
Dude. Go for it.
569
00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:31,079
There we go.
570
00:33:31,083 --> 00:33:35,413
Perfect. Voting ends
after our dry run at Beta Sigma Eta.
571
00:33:35,417 --> 00:33:37,246
-That's what I heard too.
-Harry.
572
00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:38,454
Mmm?
573
00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:41,329
Don't tell anyone,
but you got my vote for lead.
574
00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:42,288
-For real?
-Yeah.
575
00:33:42,292 --> 00:33:43,913
You've been crushing it.
576
00:33:43,917 --> 00:33:45,121
Thanks, bhai.
577
00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:48,038
What the... That's actually racist.
Harry, don't listen to his bullshit.
578
00:33:48,042 --> 00:33:51,871
Yo, newb. You really want Ted Lasso
leading the Bollywood team? No offense.
579
00:33:51,875 --> 00:33:53,163
Better than Indian Tupac.
580
00:33:53,167 --> 00:33:55,829
We all know those are glamor muscles,
useless in real combat.
581
00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:57,663
Okay! That's enough!
582
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,913
Five, six, seven, eight.
583
00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:04,329
Ah, ah, ah.
584
00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:07,246
♪ Drop top, pawn shop
Will I sell it? Hell, nah ♪
585
00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:08,329
Stop. Stop!
586
00:34:08,333 --> 00:34:11,663
-Christ, we look like a Zumba class.
-The newbs were all over the place.
587
00:34:11,667 --> 00:34:14,579
Okay, well, that half of the team
is being geriatric as hell.
588
00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:17,288
Come on.
No fighting in front of the white people.
589
00:34:17,292 --> 00:34:20,038
Bossman, half the team's out
for midterms. Why are we doing this show?
590
00:34:20,042 --> 00:34:20,954
We need the money.
591
00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:24,454
-Let's steal the recycling and go to Vons.
-Okay. Uh... I'm gonna cancel.
592
00:34:24,458 --> 00:34:26,038
-We can't be seen like this.
-What? No...
593
00:34:26,042 --> 00:34:28,329
Oh! Look at these losers.
594
00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:30,329
I couldn't agree more.
595
00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:31,250
Selena.
596
00:34:32,625 --> 00:34:35,496
-What the hell are you doing here?
-Okay, hostile.
597
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:38,413
-Always so serious, this one.
-You better not be filming.
598
00:34:38,417 --> 00:34:40,496
You think we came here
to bite your choreo?
599
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,496
Stole everything else I showed you.
600
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:45,246
And won a championship
and a micro brand deal with the Gap,
601
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,329
so maybe I'm just,
602
00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:48,121
I don't know, better?
603
00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:50,621
I knew this was a rebuilding year,
604
00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:52,500
but this is just pathetic.
605
00:34:53,042 --> 00:34:55,996
Taking in TikTok leftovers.
606
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,079
Mmm. You must be really desperate.
607
00:34:58,083 --> 00:35:01,621
Not as desperate as driving to a school
you don't even go to
608
00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:03,246
to spy on the competition.
609
00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:04,204
Ooh!
610
00:35:04,208 --> 00:35:07,038
But I'm not seeing any competition.
611
00:35:07,042 --> 00:35:08,246
How about you guys?
612
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:12,704
All I see is a jackass
trying really hard to be cool again.
613
00:35:13,917 --> 00:35:15,917
The hell did you call my friend?
614
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:20,413
Hey, white boy! You deaf?
615
00:35:20,417 --> 00:35:22,871
Or is your Hindi not that good?
616
00:35:22,875 --> 00:35:25,496
My Hindi is perfectly fine, jerk!
617
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:26,996
Piece of shit!
618
00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:29,371
-Get him!
-Hey, hey!
619
00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:30,458
Stop!
620
00:35:30,958 --> 00:35:32,704
What the hell is goin' on here?
621
00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:34,579
I didn't pay you to fight.
I paid you to dance,
622
00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:37,121
so the university thinks
we're welcoming to students of color.
623
00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:40,329
Yeah, we got suspended because
they think we can't tell you guys apart.
624
00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:41,871
Y'all ready to go up or what?
625
00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:43,579
If not, you better
Venmo me back the money.
626
00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:46,038
-Oh, we're different teams, man.
-Oh, no! Please, don't.
627
00:35:46,042 --> 00:35:48,871
We're super poor,
and we really need the money.
628
00:35:48,875 --> 00:35:51,663
Is it okay
if just the three of us go on and perform?
629
00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:54,042
I don't care. Just make it look cool.
630
00:36:17,417 --> 00:36:19,704
This is insane. We gotta respond.
631
00:36:19,708 --> 00:36:23,542
{\an8}-Let's put bleach in their water bottles.
-What? No. I meant with a routine.
632
00:36:24,292 --> 00:36:25,329
Yeah, me too.
633
00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:26,996
Look, our routine is nowhere near ready.
634
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,371
If a half-assed version of it leaks online
and a judge sees it, we're screwed.
635
00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:31,708
"We're screwed."
636
00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:35,288
-You're not gonna let it go, are you?
-Nope.
637
00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:37,121
-We're going rogue, aren't we?
-That's right.
638
00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:38,996
-I can't talk you out of it? Okay.
-Nah.
639
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,000
-Yo, what are they doing?
-Hey. Where are you guys goin'?
640
00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:55,458
Watch out.
641
00:37:03,875 --> 00:37:05,204
Hey, my turn.
642
00:37:05,208 --> 00:37:06,413
All yours, Anj.
643
00:37:06,417 --> 00:37:07,454
Got you.
644
00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:11,083
Ooh-hoo!
645
00:37:21,708 --> 00:37:23,375
We gotta see this.
646
00:37:47,875 --> 00:37:50,954
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
647
00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:53,329
Hey! Hey! Hey!
648
00:37:56,167 --> 00:38:00,204
Genius! You took advantage of a frat guy
while he was passed out. Legends.
649
00:38:00,208 --> 00:38:03,163
Oh, and the look on Selena's face.
I mean, she was speechless.
650
00:38:03,167 --> 00:38:04,663
Steak night, baby!
651
00:38:04,667 --> 00:38:06,788
-Yeah.
-I can't tonight. I have that problem set.
652
00:38:06,792 --> 00:38:08,500
Oh. Uh, you know what, guys?
653
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,371
We'll rain check.
We're gonna have a ramen night tonight.
654
00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:13,246
Ooh, ramen noodles? Send pics.
655
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:15,458
Send "noods." Get it?
656
00:38:16,417 --> 00:38:17,375
Nerds.
657
00:38:19,042 --> 00:38:19,917
Hey, Anj.
658
00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:22,204
Thanks for sticking by me tonight.
659
00:38:22,208 --> 00:38:24,375
I got you! Always.
660
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,121
But my bladder is about to burst.
I'm gonna go look for a restroom.
661
00:38:28,125 --> 00:38:29,663
All right. Okay.
662
00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:36,871
But didn't it feel so good
to beat Selena's ass?
663
00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:38,038
Of course it did.
664
00:38:38,042 --> 00:38:41,788
But I specifically asked Maya
not to engage, and she did it anyway.
665
00:38:41,792 --> 00:38:44,413
Like, literally, she finds
every opportunity to undermine me.
666
00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:46,621
Okay. The votes are in.
667
00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:48,246
Five votes for Vishal,
668
00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:49,579
six for Harry,
669
00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:52,163
and 11 for Ronak.
670
00:38:52,167 --> 00:38:53,454
Ronak is the groom lead.
671
00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:54,579
And for the bride?
672
00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:56,996
Uh... one for Deepica.
673
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,663
Two for Sumi.
674
00:38:58,667 --> 00:39:00,413
-Sumi?
-Four for me.
675
00:39:00,417 --> 00:39:02,788
Seven for Anjali.
676
00:39:02,792 --> 00:39:05,417
And eight for Maya.
677
00:39:06,458 --> 00:39:08,121
-You're kidding me.
-Seriously?
678
00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:09,163
No, check it again.
679
00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:11,371
Drone Strike is gonna be
the face of our team?
680
00:39:11,375 --> 00:39:13,121
Okay, Ronak, who'd you vote for?
681
00:39:13,125 --> 00:39:14,954
-Anjali.
-Deeps, how about you?
682
00:39:14,958 --> 00:39:16,083
I voted for myself.
683
00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:21,329
You know, Deeps, it's not against
the rules to change your vote to Anjali.
684
00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:26,042
If you did, she and Maya would be tied,
and the captain is...
685
00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:29,538
the captain is the tie...
686
00:39:29,542 --> 00:39:33,542
The captain is the tiebreaker!
Ronak, you can make Anjali lead.
687
00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:40,163
I mean, technically,
that is all aboveboard.
688
00:39:40,167 --> 00:39:42,496
-Totally not breaking any rules.
-Uh-uh.
689
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:46,038
Anjali, she just feels like a lead.
She's so positive and so...
690
00:39:46,042 --> 00:39:49,371
So beautiful! So elegant!
Just looking like a wow!
691
00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:52,788
I mean, Anjali does have lead energy.
692
00:39:52,792 --> 00:39:55,163
And Maya's impossible to control.
693
00:39:55,167 --> 00:39:58,579
Plus, if the judges have to stare
at Maya's goofy ass front and center,
694
00:39:58,583 --> 00:39:59,954
we're never gonna win.
695
00:40:01,417 --> 00:40:04,750
I've thought about this deeply.
I'm changing my vote to Anjali.
696
00:40:15,458 --> 00:40:16,375
Hey!
697
00:40:16,875 --> 00:40:17,958
Whatcha doin'?
698
00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:22,163
Nothing. Just sitting
on this soft, soft grass.
699
00:40:22,167 --> 00:40:24,871
That was so fun.
700
00:40:24,875 --> 00:40:26,917
Oh, you were incredible, Maya, really.
701
00:40:27,667 --> 00:40:28,917
Thanks.
702
00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:32,542
Hey. You okay?
703
00:40:34,917 --> 00:40:36,121
It's nothing.
704
00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:37,292
I just, um...
705
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:42,246
I just overheard the team, uh, talking.
706
00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:44,125
Sorry. Let me make sure it's not my mom.
707
00:40:44,625 --> 00:40:45,667
Oh, yeah.
708
00:40:46,708 --> 00:40:48,708
Oh my God, Ronak just emailed the team.
709
00:40:50,125 --> 00:40:51,667
I made lead.
710
00:40:53,542 --> 00:40:54,958
I made lead!
711
00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:57,413
Oh my God!
712
00:40:57,417 --> 00:40:59,917
-Dude, congrats!
-Really?
713
00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:03,913
-Are you sure you're cool with this?
-Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?
714
00:41:03,917 --> 00:41:06,371
I don't know. I mean, you wanted lead too.
715
00:41:06,375 --> 00:41:07,375
Yeah, but
716
00:41:08,542 --> 00:41:09,750
you got more votes.
717
00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:12,417
Still, I just wanna make sure...
718
00:41:13,125 --> 00:41:16,538
I am so happy for you. Okay?
719
00:41:16,542 --> 00:41:17,829
Oh my God!
720
00:41:17,833 --> 00:41:20,163
But there are
more pressing matters to discuss,
721
00:41:20,167 --> 00:41:23,496
such as you owe me
some mother-F'ing Taco Bell.
722
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:24,913
Pay up. I'm hungry.
723
00:41:24,917 --> 00:41:27,288
Oh, speak of the devil.
724
00:41:27,292 --> 00:41:29,788
Check your e-mail. I think
you've got a committee assignment.
725
00:41:29,792 --> 00:41:30,913
Hmm?
726
00:41:30,917 --> 00:41:32,829
Hello?
727
00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:36,204
Yeah, I just saw. I'm so pumped!
728
00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:46,583
You know what the best part is?
729
00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:51,121
You only need one coat of this sealant
to get that really nice sheen.
730
00:41:51,125 --> 00:41:53,829
Not the semi-sheen. Full gloss.
731
00:41:53,833 --> 00:41:55,413
Ain't that a bitch.
732
00:41:55,417 --> 00:41:57,777
-Thank you, young man.
-Hey, you are welcome, sir.
733
00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:01,750
I say this with great respect.
734
00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:03,371
You look like a Minion.
735
00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:06,079
And I say this with great respect.
736
00:42:06,083 --> 00:42:07,079
A-banana!
737
00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:10,288
-No, honestly, it's a pretty sweet gig.
-Hm.
738
00:42:10,292 --> 00:42:11,871
The boomers treat me like a genius,
739
00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:14,663
and they even let me
work on my own projects.
740
00:42:14,667 --> 00:42:16,704
Oh! What kind of projects?
741
00:42:16,708 --> 00:42:18,708
-Uh, ever heard of Nunya?
-Mm?
742
00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:20,954
Nunya business?
743
00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:23,829
Oh, mm! Mm-mm-mm!
744
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:26,913
So, we talking chicken coops
or bird houses?
745
00:42:26,917 --> 00:42:29,871
Which technically, in theory,
is also a bird house.
746
00:42:29,875 --> 00:42:32,542
Tsk. Come on, tell me. What projects?
747
00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:36,167
-Okay. Come on. Come on.
-Yes.
748
00:42:36,833 --> 00:42:38,913
This is a Chandigarh chair.
749
00:42:38,917 --> 00:42:40,579
So, after the British left,
750
00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:43,413
Nehru wanted India to move forward,
and not be stuck in the past,
751
00:42:43,417 --> 00:42:47,038
so he commissions all this cool, modern
furniture for the government to use.
752
00:42:47,042 --> 00:42:49,663
And some of these babies
sell for, like, two grand a pop.
753
00:42:49,667 --> 00:42:51,750
All right, settle down, Bob the Builder.
754
00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:57,708
Unfortunately, this makes you...
the perfect person for me to bother.
755
00:42:58,208 --> 00:43:00,538
I need to make this doli
for our corny-ass routine.
756
00:43:00,542 --> 00:43:01,829
Wait, hold on a second.
757
00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:04,663
Ronak put you on props? I thought
you were trying out for the lead.
758
00:43:04,667 --> 00:43:05,875
Emphasis on "tried."
759
00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:08,333
Shit. I'm sorry, dude.
760
00:43:09,208 --> 00:43:13,121
Well, hey, listen, I'm sure whoever
did get it sucks, like, as a person.
761
00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:16,079
I'm sure they dip their pizza in ranch,
and use speakerphone in public,
762
00:43:16,083 --> 00:43:17,496
and complain about subtitles.
763
00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,996
-They picked Anjali.
-Oh my God. That is amazing.
764
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,292
We love her. Okay.
765
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,746
You know what?
I say let's pimp this thing out a bit.
766
00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:31,121
But, first of all, we are gonna need
some special pins for these hinges.
767
00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:32,746
Your team is gonna lose their shit.
768
00:43:34,458 --> 00:43:37,996
Maya, we were filming the intro video.
What are we doin' here?
769
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,996
Dude, just breathe and unclench
before you get your boxers in a bunch, hm?
770
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,829
Not possible. They're heavily starched.
771
00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:47,917
Okay. Anyway, I've got
something cool to show you guys.
772
00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:53,163
Something that's gonna make
those trust fund losers at USC cower.
773
00:43:53,167 --> 00:43:55,042
Presenting...
774
00:43:57,458 --> 00:43:58,663
the doli!
775
00:43:58,667 --> 00:44:00,121
Ooh!
776
00:44:00,125 --> 00:44:03,288
Maya, this looks nothing like
the pictures I sent you.
777
00:44:03,292 --> 00:44:04,538
Okay, well, just...
778
00:44:04,542 --> 00:44:05,625
Here.
779
00:44:06,417 --> 00:44:08,625
When Anjali gets on... Right?
780
00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:16,871
Huh?
781
00:44:16,875 --> 00:44:17,954
This is fire.
782
00:44:17,958 --> 00:44:21,621
If we're stuck doing a wedding theme,
we might as well do it with some panache.
783
00:44:21,625 --> 00:44:23,000
Absolutely not.
784
00:44:23,583 --> 00:44:24,954
But why?
785
00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:26,871
We asked for something
traditional and elegant.
786
00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:28,538
Not a vaping tiger.
787
00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:31,413
It's a fog machine blowing flower petals.
It's not that deep.
788
00:44:31,417 --> 00:44:33,496
We haven't even practiced with this thing.
789
00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,746
Okay? I can't have unknown variables
messing us up.
790
00:44:35,750 --> 00:44:37,871
Come on! We need to stand out, Ronak.
791
00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:41,913
That's why Anjali's the lead. It's her job
to make us stand out, not yours.
792
00:44:41,917 --> 00:44:46,458
We leave for San Diego in 24 hours.
Let's go. Back to rehearsal, everyone.
793
00:44:48,458 --> 00:44:50,663
This is also the easiest exam of the year.
794
00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:53,996
It only gets harder, so plan accordingly.
795
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,121
I'm not trying to put a target
on your back, but you set the curve.
796
00:44:57,125 --> 00:44:58,542
Sleep with one eye open.
797
00:44:59,125 --> 00:45:00,500
Anjali...
798
00:45:02,208 --> 00:45:03,667
Stay as long as you need.
799
00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:13,204
It's time to strap in.
800
00:45:13,208 --> 00:45:15,208
Competition season starts now.
801
00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:18,625
Over 100 teams.
802
00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:21,833
Over 2,000 dancers.
803
00:45:22,333 --> 00:45:23,871
But tonight,
804
00:45:23,875 --> 00:45:26,621
only the best move forward.
805
00:45:28,917 --> 00:45:30,246
UCLA, on deck!
806
00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:31,288
All right!
807
00:45:31,292 --> 00:45:33,871
Vishal! Last look on costumes.
Come on, man!
808
00:45:33,875 --> 00:45:35,496
Maya, don't forget to check the doli.
809
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:36,663
-Dude, I am right here.
-Oh.
810
00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:39,829
Yo, is it true that Selena got some
crypto billionaire to fund their team?
811
00:45:39,833 --> 00:45:42,871
Yeah, but he made them redo their entire
routine to be about climate change.
812
00:45:42,875 --> 00:45:44,454
-She's so cooked.
-Good one!
813
00:45:44,458 --> 00:45:47,746
Next up, we've got
the coldest killers on the circuit,
814
00:45:47,750 --> 00:45:51,538
the reigning champions, USC Tamasha!
815
00:45:51,542 --> 00:45:54,083
What the hell?
816
00:45:56,500 --> 00:46:00,583
This is the story of
the first man who climbed Mount Everest.
817
00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:05,621
This is not the story
of the first man who made it back alive.
818
00:46:18,042 --> 00:46:21,000
♪ Mount Everest
Ain't got shit on me ♪
819
00:46:23,458 --> 00:46:27,204
♪ Mount Everest ain't got shit on me ♪
820
00:46:27,208 --> 00:46:29,746
♪ 'Cause I'm on top of the world ♪
821
00:46:29,750 --> 00:46:32,621
♪ I'm on top of the world ♪
822
00:46:32,625 --> 00:46:33,500
♪ Yeah ♪
823
00:46:53,625 --> 00:46:55,954
♪ Wait a minute
Get it how you live it ♪
824
00:46:55,958 --> 00:46:58,329
♪ Ten toes in
When we standing on business ♪
825
00:46:58,333 --> 00:47:00,917
-Get him!
-He's escaping!
826
00:47:01,583 --> 00:47:04,288
♪ I'm a big stepper, underground methods ♪
827
00:47:04,292 --> 00:47:06,500
♪ Top-notch hoes get the most
Not the lesser ♪
828
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:23,079
We have the human.
829
00:47:23,083 --> 00:47:24,542
Bring him to me.
830
00:47:33,042 --> 00:47:37,204
♪ Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute
Get, get, get, get it how you live it ♪
831
00:47:37,208 --> 00:47:39,125
♪ Ten, ten, ten, standin' on business ♪
832
00:47:49,833 --> 00:47:51,829
USC Tamasha!
833
00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:54,667
She just murdered you, Ronak.
That's crazy.
834
00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:58,913
-They are really good.
-Ready for the next dance?
835
00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:01,204
Come on. Let's just let this thing rip.
836
00:48:01,208 --> 00:48:04,583
We should be
pulling out all the stops, hmm?
837
00:48:07,042 --> 00:48:08,792
Could we just stick to the plan this time?
838
00:48:10,125 --> 00:48:13,621
I'm just really nervous about this.
I want it to go well.
839
00:48:13,625 --> 00:48:15,208
Okay, yeah, totally.
840
00:48:18,667 --> 00:48:19,500
Hey.
841
00:48:20,958 --> 00:48:22,204
You're gonna do great.
842
00:48:22,208 --> 00:48:25,329
Coming to the stage, last year's
Best of the Best runners-up,
843
00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:27,954
UCLA Agni!
844
00:48:31,583 --> 00:48:34,496
Their love was forbidden.
845
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:37,288
She had everything to lose.
846
00:48:37,292 --> 00:48:40,042
He had nothing to lose.
847
00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:44,042
But desire doesn't ask for permission.
848
00:49:25,375 --> 00:49:27,496
♪ He keeps me guessing ♪
849
00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:29,579
-♪ Guessing ♪
-♪ Spontaneous ♪
850
00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:31,746
-♪That's how he is ♪
-♪ He's so persuasive ♪
851
00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:34,329
-♪ So persuasive ♪
-♪ And I'm his lady ♪
852
00:49:41,333 --> 00:49:44,663
Will you be mine
in this life and the next?
853
00:49:44,667 --> 00:49:47,500
Any life without you
isn't worth living.
854
00:49:50,208 --> 00:49:52,121
But they were too late.
855
00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:55,704
Asha's parents had already betrothed her
to the diplomat's son.
856
00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:13,000
Fantastic dress.
857
00:50:14,792 --> 00:50:16,208
Choose honor, Asha.
858
00:50:17,958 --> 00:50:19,667
Choose passion.
859
00:50:20,167 --> 00:50:21,996
♪ Thinkin' of a master plan ♪
860
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,204
♪ You know anything you need, baby
Ask your man ♪
861
00:50:55,875 --> 00:50:57,663
What the...
862
00:50:57,667 --> 00:50:58,750
Oh!
863
00:51:03,125 --> 00:51:04,746
I love you, Asha!
864
00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:06,917
I love you more, Rehan!
865
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,496
Can anyone see?
866
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:11,829
-I have asthma!
-Dimple, where are you?
867
00:51:11,833 --> 00:51:15,163
-Mummy!
-Oh! Harry, watch out!
868
00:51:15,167 --> 00:51:16,663
Oh my God!
869
00:51:16,667 --> 00:51:18,163
{\an8}Aah!
870
00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:19,708
{\an8}-Shit.
-Anjali!
871
00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:24,121
Oh! No, no, no, no!
872
00:51:24,125 --> 00:51:26,079
-No! Ow, ow, ow!
-No! Stop!
873
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,829
-Stop!
-Ow!
874
00:51:27,833 --> 00:51:29,246
Keep dancing!
875
00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:30,579
Oh no!
876
00:51:30,583 --> 00:51:32,246
{\an8}No! Wait, hold on!
877
00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:34,333
Stop, stop!
878
00:51:34,833 --> 00:51:35,954
No! No!
879
00:51:35,958 --> 00:51:38,621
-I got it. Go.
-No, no, no! No!
880
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,496
-That was so embarrassing!
-No, that was so, so bad.
881
00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:52,913
-Who messed up? Harry, was it you?
-What the hell happened, everyone?
882
00:51:52,917 --> 00:51:56,038
Guys, I... I am so
sorry. I am so, so sorry.
883
00:51:56,042 --> 00:51:58,454
I genuinely have no idea
how that happened.
884
00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:00,413
-Oh, my...
-What?
885
00:52:00,417 --> 00:52:01,871
Anjali...
886
00:52:01,875 --> 00:52:03,163
What?
887
00:52:03,167 --> 00:52:07,038
I was raised not to comment
on women's appearances, but goddamn!
888
00:52:07,042 --> 00:52:08,667
-Uh...
-Nirbhay, what?
889
00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:10,500
Nirbhay...
890
00:52:14,042 --> 00:52:16,038
Oh, where's my hair?
891
00:52:16,042 --> 00:52:17,996
My God, where's my hair? Where did it go?
892
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,538
Why is there a hole right here?
893
00:52:19,542 --> 00:52:22,125
-Where is my hair? Where did...
-It was the only way.
894
00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:26,621
I, I, I... It's, uh, interesting.
It looks good.
895
00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:28,579
-Shit, shit.
-Okay. It's just hair.
896
00:52:28,583 --> 00:52:30,829
It was an accident,
and maybe I can make it look cool.
897
00:52:30,833 --> 00:52:32,704
-I can make it look cool, right?
-Yes.
898
00:52:32,708 --> 00:52:34,913
-Tell me it'll grow back!
-Very chic...
899
00:52:34,917 --> 00:52:35,996
This is so bad.
900
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,829
{\an8}-But you're so pretty.
-We can make it nice...
901
00:52:37,833 --> 00:52:40,788
-You turned it on, didn't you?
-No, Ronak, it was an accident!
902
00:52:40,792 --> 00:52:42,829
It was an accident. Right?
903
00:52:45,167 --> 00:52:46,083
Right?
904
00:52:47,792 --> 00:52:48,625
I'm sorry.
905
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:51,163
I'm so, so sorry.
906
00:52:51,167 --> 00:52:53,746
-That wasn't meant to happen.
-What were you thinking?
907
00:52:53,750 --> 00:52:56,788
It is a miracle
that she's not in the hospital!
908
00:52:56,792 --> 00:52:59,163
And you completely screwed
our chances at placing.
909
00:52:59,167 --> 00:53:01,871
I didn't want us to just place,
you know, I wanted us to win...
910
00:53:01,875 --> 00:53:03,204
Well, congrats on doing neither!
911
00:53:03,208 --> 00:53:04,954
We weren't gonna beat USC.
912
00:53:04,958 --> 00:53:06,704
That's not your call to make!
913
00:53:11,875 --> 00:53:13,125
You're off the team.
914
00:53:14,458 --> 00:53:15,583
-What?
-What?
915
00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:18,042
I said,
916
00:53:18,542 --> 00:53:20,871
I'm kicking your ass off the team.
917
00:53:20,875 --> 00:53:22,288
Are you serious?
918
00:53:22,292 --> 00:53:25,579
Look, every team has one, okay?
919
00:53:25,583 --> 00:53:27,621
The ball hog with the big attitude.
920
00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:29,538
Big opinions and zero solutions,
921
00:53:29,542 --> 00:53:32,663
and the mistake that most captains make
is they give them a pass
922
00:53:32,667 --> 00:53:34,167
because they're talented.
923
00:53:34,875 --> 00:53:36,333
And you are talented, Maya.
924
00:53:36,833 --> 00:53:38,917
But not enough to be worth the trouble.
925
00:53:50,042 --> 00:53:51,663
-Okay, let's see what we can...
-It's okay.
926
00:53:51,667 --> 00:53:53,329
This is devastating.
927
00:53:53,333 --> 00:53:56,663
UCLA plummets to 54th place.
928
00:53:56,667 --> 00:54:01,663
With finals next month,
it's safe to say their season is over.
929
00:54:01,667 --> 00:54:05,042
Ronak,
is getting back in this even possible?
930
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,288
Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
931
00:54:07,292 --> 00:54:11,417
If we get first or second in Berkeley,
we technically would have enough points.
932
00:54:11,917 --> 00:54:14,329
Yeah, but Berkeley is an overnight trip.
933
00:54:14,333 --> 00:54:17,788
-We don't have the money.
-Is SASA doing the date auction this year?
934
00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:19,454
Yeah, next weekend.
935
00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:22,538
We'd need, like, the whole team to sign up
to raise enough, but...
936
00:54:22,542 --> 00:54:23,913
Hey, can we talk?
937
00:54:23,917 --> 00:54:25,500
Yeah. Yeah.
938
00:54:29,417 --> 00:54:32,708
-Yeah. What's up?
-Okay. Um...
939
00:54:34,042 --> 00:54:36,829
So I think you should reconsider
kicking Maya off the team.
940
00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:38,079
Not happening.
941
00:54:38,083 --> 00:54:40,167
I'm furious, and you should be too.
942
00:54:43,042 --> 00:54:45,246
I look like a flea-market Barbie doll.
943
00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:47,246
Trust me, I'm pissed.
944
00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:50,954
I know she messed up,
but kicking her out is not the move.
945
00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:54,371
She's the most creative dancer
on the team, and everyone knows it.
946
00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:57,125
If they were smarter, they would
have voted her lead to begin with.
947
00:54:58,417 --> 00:55:00,954
No. Listen, you're an amazing dancer,
948
00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:02,538
and you deserve to be the lead.
949
00:55:02,542 --> 00:55:04,917
Then don't I deserve a say
in who's on the team?
950
00:55:06,792 --> 00:55:09,079
You didn't see everyone.
Chaos and confusion.
951
00:55:09,083 --> 00:55:11,704
Just fog everywhere,
flower petals everywhere.
952
00:55:11,708 --> 00:55:12,788
It was a lot, man.
953
00:55:12,792 --> 00:55:14,746
That's no reason to kick you off the team.
954
00:55:14,750 --> 00:55:15,871
We're in 54th place.
955
00:55:15,875 --> 00:55:17,954
Oh my God! That is bad.
956
00:55:17,958 --> 00:55:19,913
-I'm sorry. Ronak's got a point.
-What?
957
00:55:19,917 --> 00:55:22,329
-Honestly.
-Okay. Hey, hey! Come on. Come on.
958
00:55:22,333 --> 00:55:25,746
Okay, well, they'd be in first place if
they'd just made you lead from the start.
959
00:55:25,750 --> 00:55:27,458
Yeah, well...
960
00:55:28,417 --> 00:55:30,621
-Well, what?
-No, nothing.
961
00:55:30,625 --> 00:55:32,788
Sounds like somethin'.
962
00:55:32,792 --> 00:55:35,542
I overheard Ronak, Deepica, and Dimple
tallying up the votes.
963
00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:39,371
I won lead,
but then they switched it to Anjali
964
00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:42,667
'cause she has more, uh... lead energy
or whatever.
965
00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:44,708
Are you serious?
966
00:55:45,375 --> 00:55:47,121
You're only lead energy.
967
00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:48,996
Your stage presence is magnetic.
968
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:53,163
Okay? When you're up there, locked in,
hittin' those moves, doing your thing...
969
00:55:53,167 --> 00:55:54,750
Oh my God.
970
00:55:55,833 --> 00:55:57,496
-I am so sorry.
-Are you okay?
971
00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:00,871
There is actually a surprising amount
of hair in this wheel, okay?
972
00:56:00,875 --> 00:56:03,913
It is like a locker room shower drain.
Look at that.
973
00:56:03,917 --> 00:56:04,917
Jeez.
974
00:56:05,417 --> 00:56:06,621
You need to tell Anjali.
975
00:56:06,625 --> 00:56:09,329
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I cannot do that to her. Okay?
976
00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:12,917
She really likes Ronak, all right?
I mean, look.
977
00:56:13,417 --> 00:56:15,579
She has been fawning all over him
978
00:56:15,583 --> 00:56:18,579
because he got her
this weird Paddington knockoff.
979
00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:21,292
-Oh my God.
-What?
980
00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:23,625
Wait. You don't know what this is?
981
00:56:24,875 --> 00:56:25,829
A bear?
982
00:56:25,833 --> 00:56:27,954
I'm sure that's supposed to be
the Koh-i-Noor diamond.
983
00:56:27,958 --> 00:56:32,246
The diamond the British stole from India
that is famously known for being bad luck.
984
00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:34,954
Every ruler who has ever owned
the Koh-i-Noor diamond,
985
00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:38,829
from Shah Jahan to Duleep Singh,
they all saw their empires crumble.
986
00:56:38,833 --> 00:56:41,163
That is not a cute teddy bear.
987
00:56:41,167 --> 00:56:43,454
That is a cursed colonial diamond.
988
00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:45,496
So that's what you do without a phone.
989
00:56:45,500 --> 00:56:48,538
You read and shit.
You think you're better than me?
990
00:56:48,542 --> 00:56:50,167
Honestly, yeah. Kinda.
991
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,833
I get why you don't wanna tell Anjali,
but you deserve to be lead.
992
00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:04,583
I need to get back to wrapping this gift.
993
00:57:07,708 --> 00:57:09,996
♪ I'm a killer
I'm a killer, I'm a killer ♪
994
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,079
♪ Bang, bang! Gun fingers in the mirror ♪
995
00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:14,371
♪ I won't get caught this time ♪
996
00:57:14,375 --> 00:57:16,663
♪ Commit the perfect crime ♪
997
00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:19,079
♪ I'm a killer
I'm a killer, I'm a killer... ♪
998
00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:20,500
Yo, yo, yo.
999
00:57:21,083 --> 00:57:23,579
-Mmm? Mmm?
-Oh, you didn't have to do anything.
1000
00:57:23,583 --> 00:57:25,625
All right, come on. Open it. Open it.
1001
00:57:26,125 --> 00:57:28,871
I sewed in some of your hair to it,
so it should match.
1002
00:57:28,875 --> 00:57:31,829
Oh, also, I did get you a sexy leg dress,
1003
00:57:31,833 --> 00:57:35,750
so Ronak will be too busy
looking down there instead of up... here.
1004
00:57:37,208 --> 00:57:38,167
I'm really sorry.
1005
00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:43,250
I really appreciate it.
But no more surprises, yeah?
1006
00:57:44,083 --> 00:57:46,038
Mm-hmm.
1007
00:57:46,042 --> 00:57:47,788
♪ I like brown girls with an accent... ♪
1008
00:57:47,792 --> 00:57:49,621
Hey, baby girl!
1009
00:57:49,625 --> 00:57:51,913
Get that cute butt
and fugly hair over here!
1010
00:57:51,917 --> 00:57:53,704
What are you guys doing here?
1011
00:57:53,708 --> 00:57:56,704
Kidnapping you for a spa day
at the Hinoki salon.
1012
00:57:56,708 --> 00:57:58,163
Are you serious?
1013
00:57:58,167 --> 00:58:02,079
We have to do something about that hair.
You look like you licked a car battery.
1014
00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:05,663
-Safeties gotta stick together.
-The hell's a safety?
1015
00:58:05,667 --> 00:58:08,704
If no one bids on us at the date auction,
we bid on each other for safety.
1016
00:58:08,708 --> 00:58:10,579
I can't right now. We have class.
1017
00:58:10,583 --> 00:58:12,163
So skip it.
1018
00:58:12,167 --> 00:58:15,621
Anj, you do have to do
that online quiz too, remember?
1019
00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:16,958
Yeah, I know, I...
1020
00:58:19,792 --> 00:58:23,038
Could you just do it for me?
Just this once?
1021
00:58:23,042 --> 00:58:25,413
-Dude...
-I know. I've said that before.
1022
00:58:25,417 --> 00:58:29,329
But, hey, you... kind of owe me.
I spoke to Ronak.
1023
00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:32,163
-He said you could rejoin the team.
-Really?
1024
00:58:32,167 --> 00:58:33,454
-Wait, what?
-Ronak said that?
1025
00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:35,698
Yeah! All you have to do
is sign up for the date auction.
1026
00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:39,621
Oh yeah, no. No. Nope. Not doing that.
1027
00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:41,458
Why? I thought you'd be pumped.
1028
00:58:42,542 --> 00:58:45,996
Look, if you come,
I promise I'll be your safety.
1029
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,329
-There's nothing to be scared of.
-Okay.
1030
00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:51,246
I'm not scared. I just don't wanna do it.
1031
00:58:51,250 --> 00:58:55,542
I'm really grateful that you talked
to Ronak for me, but... I'm good.
1032
00:58:56,042 --> 00:58:57,042
So...
1033
00:58:58,042 --> 00:59:00,458
Uh, I can do your quiz for you. Seriously.
1034
00:59:00,958 --> 00:59:04,621
Go have a fun spa day with Double D.
1035
00:59:04,625 --> 00:59:06,163
Are you sure?
1036
00:59:06,167 --> 00:59:09,746
-Yeah. Have fun.
-♪ Brown boys with no brown friends ♪
1037
00:59:09,750 --> 00:59:11,746
-♪ Think they light-skinned... ♪
-Okay, Anj, get in.
1038
00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:13,621
Double D. I kind of like that.
1039
00:59:13,625 --> 00:59:15,454
Absolutely not.
1040
00:59:23,875 --> 00:59:25,250
Don't tell me that.
1041
00:59:27,083 --> 00:59:31,000
I mean, that is top-notch choreo.
They were crisp. They were sharp.
1042
00:59:34,833 --> 00:59:36,954
Wow. You look...
1043
00:59:36,958 --> 00:59:38,413
-Stunning?
-Hot?
1044
00:59:38,417 --> 00:59:40,746
-Gorgeous?
-Dare I say, the moment?
1045
00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:44,538
Be honest. Do I look like
Dora the Explorer joined a sorority?
1046
00:59:44,542 --> 00:59:46,458
I mean... vamonos.
1047
00:59:47,042 --> 00:59:50,079
Hmm. Okay, stop flirting.
Everyone, let's get to the ballroom.
1048
00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:51,746
We're at tables six and eight.
1049
00:59:51,750 --> 00:59:54,996
Make sure to fill out your questionnaires,
okay? Let's go, chop-chop.
1050
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:55,917
Wait, hold on.
1051
01:00:00,292 --> 01:00:02,079
Did you speak to Maya?
1052
01:00:02,083 --> 01:00:03,792
Who won our little wager?
1053
01:00:04,667 --> 01:00:06,542
Unfortunately, you did.
1054
01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:09,871
Sorry. I mean,
I hate to say I told you so,
1055
01:00:09,875 --> 01:00:11,708
but I knew she wasn't coming back.
1056
01:00:12,333 --> 01:00:13,500
But now you...
1057
01:00:14,083 --> 01:00:15,246
you owe me a mojito.
1058
01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:19,167
♪ I can tell you miss me
I can tell it hits, hits, hits ♪
1059
01:00:19,667 --> 01:00:22,746
♪ Not tryna be romantic
I'll hit it from the back ♪
1060
01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:24,204
♪ Just so you don't get attached... ♪
1061
01:00:24,208 --> 01:00:28,204
I just gotta say you guys look great,
and I appreciate you doing this.
1062
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:31,413
The number we're trying to hit tonight
is three grand, so...
1063
01:00:31,417 --> 01:00:34,454
-♪ Ooh, can you make it loud? ♪
-♪ Loud ♪
1064
01:00:34,458 --> 01:00:37,875
♪ 'Cause I'm so proud
Baby, I'm so proud of you ♪
1065
01:00:41,625 --> 01:00:43,454
Nice to have you back, Maya.
1066
01:00:43,458 --> 01:00:44,458
Nice to be back.
1067
01:00:44,958 --> 01:00:48,542
I mean, who doesn't love
selling their body for bus fare? Right?
1068
01:00:50,042 --> 01:00:52,038
Oh my God, I love your sari.
1069
01:00:52,042 --> 01:00:54,167
Your hair. Dude, awesome.
1070
01:00:57,708 --> 01:01:02,667
Welcome to the 25th annual
SASA winter formal and date auction.
1071
01:01:04,583 --> 01:01:08,829
Unfortunately, the board decided
not to have us host this year.
1072
01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:10,371
Which is absurd!
1073
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,913
Welcome your new host
for this evening,
1074
01:01:12,917 --> 01:01:14,542
Professor Latif.
1075
01:01:15,125 --> 01:01:16,579
Have fun.
1076
01:01:16,583 --> 01:01:18,913
-Hey. Thank you. I, uh...
-That girl's scary.
1077
01:01:18,917 --> 01:01:20,496
I don't love the optics of this either.
1078
01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:22,746
Let's try to get through tonight
as quickly as possible
1079
01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:23,954
and let's not have a lawsuit.
1080
01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:28,913
Up first, he is captain of Masala,
the all-male Hindi a cappella team.
1081
01:01:28,917 --> 01:01:31,621
Give it up for Gaurav Sen-Gupta.
1082
01:01:32,792 --> 01:01:34,579
Gaurav likes Capoeira,
1083
01:01:34,583 --> 01:01:37,121
and he thinks
Timothée Chalamet is a psyop.
1084
01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:39,500
Okay. Let's start at $20,
and I'm being generous.
1085
01:01:40,917 --> 01:01:41,958
Sold for 20!
1086
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,746
He is into mysticism, hexes, and curses.
1087
01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,954
Yes! There we go! Sold for $30!
1088
01:01:48,958 --> 01:01:51,038
There's someone for everyone here, folks.
1089
01:01:51,042 --> 01:01:53,454
Guys, she's pre-med. Buy the stock low.
1090
01:01:53,458 --> 01:01:54,704
Thank you! $60!
1091
01:01:54,708 --> 01:01:56,163
Sold for $30.
1092
01:01:56,167 --> 01:01:57,788
Sold to the pervert in the back!
1093
01:01:57,792 --> 01:02:00,621
Okay, we're moving.
Let's give it up for Team Agni.
1094
01:02:00,625 --> 01:02:03,788
All right, it is a school event.
Let's stand up, please. Thank you.
1095
01:02:03,792 --> 01:02:06,458
-Take it off, white boy!
-No, keep it on, please.
1096
01:02:06,958 --> 01:02:09,038
And now for the men over six feet.
1097
01:02:09,042 --> 01:02:11,079
We start with 20.30.35. I'll take 40.
1098
01:02:11,083 --> 01:02:12,538
40... 70!
1099
01:02:12,542 --> 01:02:13,788
They're into it.
1100
01:02:13,792 --> 01:02:15,871
I know. Imagine what his mirror is like.
1101
01:02:15,875 --> 01:02:17,163
He is really into himself.
1102
01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:19,121
As Indians, we have a problem staring.
1103
01:02:19,125 --> 01:02:20,542
But, uh, this is a lot.
1104
01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:22,996
But it could be good.
1105
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,663
In the sense
that she will see you for who you are.
1106
01:02:25,667 --> 01:02:28,954
There we go. Thank you. I haven't seen her
blink yet, but you did the right thing.
1107
01:02:28,958 --> 01:02:31,204
Guys, you get two women
for the price of one.
1108
01:02:31,208 --> 01:02:33,204
Don't think... Scratch that.
1109
01:02:33,208 --> 01:02:34,371
320! 320!
1110
01:02:34,375 --> 01:02:36,371
-340! 340!
-Yeah!
1111
01:02:36,375 --> 01:02:38,413
360 up here.
1112
01:02:38,417 --> 01:02:39,250
400!
1113
01:02:39,833 --> 01:02:41,579
Sold for 400!
1114
01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:43,996
-Maya, you're on deck.
-We gotta close out big.
1115
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,292
-Sorry. Okay.
-Here we go. Let's keep going.
1116
01:02:47,042 --> 01:02:49,246
Up next, we have Maya Krishnaraj.
1117
01:02:53,208 --> 01:02:54,583
-Maya.
-Huh?
1118
01:02:55,583 --> 01:02:57,833
Maya Krishnaraj, you guys.
1119
01:02:58,417 --> 01:03:01,579
Uh, Maya is a freshman comp sci major,
1120
01:03:01,583 --> 01:03:05,121
and her favorite snack
is Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
1121
01:03:05,125 --> 01:03:06,208
So...
1122
01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:09,079
Let's start at $20.
1123
01:03:09,083 --> 01:03:10,413
Um... Sorry, sorry.
1124
01:03:10,417 --> 01:03:11,579
Uh, sorry.
1125
01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:15,204
One sec. Can... can I just say real quick,
like, real quick...
1126
01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:16,292
Um...
1127
01:03:17,208 --> 01:03:20,371
This is weird, right?
1128
01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:22,246
Like, what are we doing?
1129
01:03:22,250 --> 01:03:26,038
I thought date auctions were canceled,
like with plantation weddings and stuff.
1130
01:03:26,042 --> 01:03:30,079
Uh... so, you know, I... I just think
we should maybe do a little soul-searching
1131
01:03:30,083 --> 01:03:31,333
and ask ourselves,
1132
01:03:31,833 --> 01:03:33,625
why are we so okay with this?
1133
01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:37,329
Are we not a part of the problem?
1134
01:03:37,333 --> 01:03:38,500
Is this
1135
01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:42,167
our plantation?
1136
01:03:44,458 --> 01:03:48,958
-Yeah.
-Thank you so much, Maya, for that... poem.
1137
01:03:49,458 --> 01:03:53,579
Let's start at $20. $20.
1138
01:03:53,583 --> 01:03:57,000
The princess has arrived!
1139
01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:58,954
-Whoo!
-Whoo!
1140
01:03:58,958 --> 01:04:01,079
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
1141
01:04:01,083 --> 01:04:03,871
Okay, why don't you do this
every time I come into a room?
1142
01:04:03,875 --> 01:04:09,704
'Cause you just brought our total haul
to $3,020! We're going to Berkeley!
1143
01:04:12,167 --> 01:04:14,663
We're gonna give
the University of Spoiled Children
1144
01:04:14,667 --> 01:04:16,371
something they should've gotten
growing up.
1145
01:04:16,375 --> 01:04:19,538
-A proper ass-whoopin'!
-Aaah!
1146
01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:20,958
Whoo!
1147
01:04:21,792 --> 01:04:23,246
Fifteen. Let's do fif...
1148
01:04:23,250 --> 01:04:26,413
-Okay, can we please just stop? Please.
-Guys, repeat after me.
1149
01:04:26,417 --> 01:04:29,454
"I bid $50 for a date with Maya."
1150
01:04:29,458 --> 01:04:31,288
Eww!
1151
01:04:31,292 --> 01:04:33,329
Okay. That's not what I meant.
1152
01:04:33,333 --> 01:04:36,454
That is something I would say
if I weren't her teacher.
1153
01:04:36,458 --> 01:04:39,204
You can bid on her because she's an adult.
1154
01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:41,913
In the sense that she's barely... legal.
1155
01:04:41,917 --> 01:04:43,871
-Uh, scratch that.
-Jesus Christ.
1156
01:04:43,875 --> 01:04:45,788
Someone please bid, for the love of God.
1157
01:04:45,792 --> 01:04:46,958
A thousand dollars.
1158
01:04:49,083 --> 01:04:50,458
I'm sorry, how much?
1159
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,079
A thousand... dollars.
1160
01:04:54,083 --> 01:04:56,829
A thousand dollars,
going once, going twice...
1161
01:04:56,833 --> 01:04:59,329
Maya, sold for a thousand dollars.
1162
01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:00,413
Uh...
1163
01:05:00,417 --> 01:05:03,542
Whatever you have recorded
on your phone, please just delete.
1164
01:05:08,875 --> 01:05:11,125
Maya! Maya.
1165
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,200
I thought you had work.
1166
01:05:17,958 --> 01:05:19,454
Yeah, I got off early.
1167
01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:22,083
It was either date auction
or Frisbee on the quad.
1168
01:05:22,708 --> 01:05:26,246
But my Frisbee privileges
haven't been reinstated yet, so...
1169
01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:28,746
Okay, well, you didn't have to drop
a thousand dollars.
1170
01:05:28,750 --> 01:05:31,950
I don't know what to tell you.
It was more fun than I thought, you know?
1171
01:05:32,333 --> 01:05:33,704
Right. Then you know what?
1172
01:05:33,708 --> 01:05:35,788
You can just go back in there.
Get a refund.
1173
01:05:35,792 --> 01:05:37,917
I'm pretty sure they said
all transactions are final.
1174
01:05:38,667 --> 01:05:39,917
Well, then, you know what?
1175
01:05:41,333 --> 01:05:43,458
I think you got a pretty raw deal.
1176
01:05:45,833 --> 01:05:47,375
Yeah, well, you know what I think?
1177
01:05:50,417 --> 01:05:53,079
I think you are an absolute steal.
1178
01:06:04,333 --> 01:06:05,667
So, how about that date?
1179
01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:08,038
Like... like, now?
1180
01:06:08,042 --> 01:06:10,704
-I'm sorry, did you wanna go back inside?
-No. I just...
1181
01:06:10,708 --> 01:06:13,871
Don't let me forget. I have to do
a comp sci quiz before midnight.
1182
01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:16,875
Oh, I was actually gonna suggest that
as our date night activity.
1183
01:06:17,875 --> 01:06:20,083
-Oh, were you really, huh?
-Mm-hmm.
1184
01:06:21,417 --> 01:06:22,917
Who knew Minions had money?
1185
01:06:23,375 --> 01:06:25,038
It's a collective fund.
1186
01:06:25,042 --> 01:06:26,625
We're unionized.
1187
01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:30,163
Okay, I clearly need another drink.
1188
01:06:30,167 --> 01:06:32,538
Well, you're in luck,
'cause I owe you one.
1189
01:06:32,542 --> 01:06:33,542
For what?
1190
01:06:34,125 --> 01:06:37,875
For losing our bet.
I gotta give Maya credit for showing up.
1191
01:06:39,083 --> 01:06:40,746
-Oh crap.
-What?
1192
01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:42,413
-Crap!
-What?
1193
01:06:42,417 --> 01:06:45,667
-Crap! Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!
-Anjali?
1194
01:06:56,667 --> 01:06:57,667
Maya.
1195
01:06:59,167 --> 01:07:01,042
Maya! Hey!
1196
01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:03,583
What's up?
1197
01:07:05,333 --> 01:07:06,663
Uh, I saved you a seat.
1198
01:07:06,667 --> 01:07:09,663
Oh, I came late, so sat up front.
1199
01:07:09,667 --> 01:07:12,579
Yeah. You got home pretty late last night.
1200
01:07:12,583 --> 01:07:13,583
Yeah.
1201
01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:16,833
I... I was just worried, is all.
1202
01:07:17,458 --> 01:07:19,542
It's all good. I gotta run.
1203
01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:24,913
Maya! Okay, Maya. Maya,
I am so, so sorry about the date auction.
1204
01:07:24,917 --> 01:07:27,788
-I don't know what happened.
-You bailed on me. Not complicated.
1205
01:07:27,792 --> 01:07:30,496
No, no, no, I was planning on coming back,
but everyone kept going...
1206
01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:32,079
-I just...
-You promised to be my safety.
1207
01:07:32,083 --> 01:07:35,708
-But got smashed with your friend group.
-Maya, I'm sorry! I know, I'm sorry, okay?
1208
01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:37,746
Uh...
1209
01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,458
Anj? Hey, hey. What's wrong?
1210
01:07:43,792 --> 01:07:46,208
I don't wanna make this about me.
I'm sorry.
1211
01:07:51,042 --> 01:07:53,708
Hey, hey, it's okay. It's okay.
Come on. It's okay.
1212
01:07:57,708 --> 01:08:01,204
I don't understand how this happened.
I aced this week's homework.
1213
01:08:01,208 --> 01:08:03,625
You did my quiz,
and then I wake up to this email.
1214
01:08:05,417 --> 01:08:08,663
No, yeah, totally.
I mean, it has to be some kind of mix-up.
1215
01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:09,996
-Sure.
-Right? It has to be.
1216
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,458
We just gotta fix it
before my mom finds out.
1217
01:08:20,917 --> 01:08:25,163
When your dad left,
everybody in the family blamed me.
1218
01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:28,121
I was too intense, too controlling.
1219
01:08:28,125 --> 01:08:29,458
I drove him away.
1220
01:08:30,875 --> 01:08:33,788
The world is not forgiving to women.
1221
01:08:33,792 --> 01:08:37,246
It judges us on how we look, how we talk,
1222
01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:39,163
how ambitious we are.
1223
01:08:39,167 --> 01:08:45,667
The only thing that allows you
to not give a shit what anyone thinks
1224
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:47,871
is your degree.
1225
01:08:47,875 --> 01:08:49,625
It's your leverage.
1226
01:08:51,750 --> 01:08:53,208
And I won't let you squander it.
1227
01:08:56,083 --> 01:08:58,371
You have until
the end of the quarter.
1228
01:08:58,375 --> 01:08:59,871
And if you don't get your grades up,
1229
01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:02,417
you're gonna be finishing the year
at community college.
1230
01:09:07,042 --> 01:09:10,500
-I'm so sorry.
-Mm-mm. It's not your fault.
1231
01:09:11,208 --> 01:09:12,917
I think it might be my fault.
1232
01:09:13,792 --> 01:09:14,667
Hmm?
1233
01:09:15,333 --> 01:09:16,750
I forgot to do your quiz.
1234
01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:21,583
I am so sorry.
It was a complete accident, I swear.
1235
01:09:22,083 --> 01:09:26,750
It's just... Arjun wanted to hang out late,
and I lost track of time.
1236
01:09:27,333 --> 01:09:29,788
Anj, look. Seriously, I am so sorry.
1237
01:09:29,792 --> 01:09:30,871
Mmm.
1238
01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:35,500
It's okay.
1239
01:09:37,458 --> 01:09:38,458
It's okay.
1240
01:09:39,292 --> 01:09:41,871
Uh... Hey, uh, where...
where are you going?
1241
01:09:41,875 --> 01:09:42,792
I just...
1242
01:09:43,875 --> 01:09:45,083
I just need some air.
1243
01:09:51,542 --> 01:09:53,163
Breathe out, deep breath.
1244
01:09:53,167 --> 01:09:55,038
-This will center you.
-This is so good.
1245
01:09:55,042 --> 01:09:56,829
You've been using it
for a while now.
1246
01:09:56,833 --> 01:09:59,704
Okay, a little bit higher.
To the left.
1247
01:09:59,708 --> 01:10:01,413
All right, listen up, everyone.
1248
01:10:02,667 --> 01:10:04,829
As you may have noticed,
Anjali is not here,
1249
01:10:04,833 --> 01:10:06,792
and she won't be for the rest of the year.
1250
01:10:07,292 --> 01:10:08,704
Because she quit.
1251
01:10:08,708 --> 01:10:10,996
-Oh my God.
-It's Lyme disease, isn't it?
1252
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,204
Academic probation.
1253
01:10:13,333 --> 01:10:15,371
That's real?
1254
01:10:15,375 --> 01:10:18,663
Obviously, this puts us in a tough spot
with Berkeley a few weeks out.
1255
01:10:18,667 --> 01:10:20,121
Who's gonna fill in?
1256
01:10:20,125 --> 01:10:21,496
According to the rules,
1257
01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:24,413
the person who came in second for lead
gets bumped up.
1258
01:10:24,417 --> 01:10:27,375
In our case, that person is Maya.
1259
01:10:30,792 --> 01:10:32,954
Six, seven, eight!
1260
01:10:32,958 --> 01:10:35,746
One and two and three and four!
1261
01:10:35,750 --> 01:10:37,788
Ronak, work that entrance!
1262
01:10:37,792 --> 01:10:41,621
-♪ Little present for holdin' on so long ♪
-...where you change M...
1263
01:10:41,625 --> 01:10:43,579
♪ I could not bear the thought of it ♪
1264
01:10:43,583 --> 01:10:45,663
-♪ Two days ago... ♪
-you would calculate...
1265
01:10:45,667 --> 01:10:48,413
-Five, six, seven, eight!
-♪ Don't think I would forgive myself ♪
1266
01:10:48,417 --> 01:10:51,083
...and then calculate F
based on this new value.
1267
01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:54,458
Dimple, be on time for once, yeah?
1268
01:10:57,042 --> 01:10:59,163
Bro, this is not my job.
This is Harry's job.
1269
01:10:59,167 --> 01:11:01,621
-Shut up, Vishal. I got it.
-You sure, bro?
1270
01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:03,704
-Bro, your legs are shivering.
-Oh my God.
1271
01:11:03,708 --> 01:11:05,579
Go in. You know what, go in...
1272
01:11:05,583 --> 01:11:08,829
Man, I tried to find someone
to sub in for my shift, but...
1273
01:11:08,833 --> 01:11:10,163
-Dude. Stop.
-No.
1274
01:11:10,167 --> 01:11:11,167
You're all good.
1275
01:11:11,792 --> 01:11:15,663
Yeah, but you're finally lead.
I wanna see you on stage doin' your thang.
1276
01:11:15,667 --> 01:11:18,246
Mm. Well, if you wanna see me
"doin' my thang,"
1277
01:11:18,250 --> 01:11:20,083
then you can watch the live stream.
1278
01:11:20,583 --> 01:11:22,538
No. No, no. That made me
sound like a cam girl.
1279
01:11:22,542 --> 01:11:25,958
You know what?
It did, but I would watch it anyway.
1280
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:28,913
Okay, now Harry shows up.
1281
01:11:28,917 --> 01:11:30,121
-When we're almost done.
-Go!
1282
01:11:30,125 --> 01:11:32,579
-Think fast.
-Says the guy who isn't under...
1283
01:11:32,583 --> 01:11:34,496
-Um...
-The reason we were late...
1284
01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:37,250
I'm not really good at the PDA thing.
1285
01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:39,621
Cool. Yeah.
1286
01:11:39,625 --> 01:11:40,958
-But...
-It's fine.
1287
01:11:41,458 --> 01:11:43,875
-I will call you when I get there?
-Yes.
1288
01:11:44,375 --> 01:11:45,500
-All right.
-Okay.
1289
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,288
-Kick some ass at Berkeley.
-Will do.
1290
01:11:48,292 --> 01:11:49,829
...this right now...
1291
01:11:49,833 --> 01:11:50,708
-Hey!
-Hey!
1292
01:11:51,333 --> 01:11:52,458
-Oh.
-Oh!
1293
01:11:54,917 --> 01:11:55,871
-Here you go.
-Oh.
1294
01:11:55,875 --> 01:11:58,038
Dude, you did not have
to get it dry-cleaned. Thanks!
1295
01:11:58,042 --> 01:11:59,746
-Are you kidding? It was gross.
-Rotate.
1296
01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:01,913
Well, I will see you
when I get back.
1297
01:12:01,917 --> 01:12:04,038
-It's a square. Doesn't matter.
-Break a leg.
1298
01:12:04,042 --> 01:12:05,913
-Only one direction it can go.
-Thanks.
1299
01:12:05,917 --> 01:12:08,163
-Come out.
-Is that everything?
1300
01:12:08,167 --> 01:12:09,871
-One more thing.
-What?
1301
01:12:09,875 --> 01:12:10,788
Wait.
1302
01:12:10,792 --> 01:12:12,204
Yo, what the fuck?
1303
01:12:12,208 --> 01:12:13,208
Idiot.
1304
01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:15,121
See ya!
1305
01:12:15,125 --> 01:12:16,913
Open the door.
This is trafficking!
1306
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,871
UCLA brought it this time!
1307
01:12:36,875 --> 01:12:38,454
Let's go!
1308
01:12:41,250 --> 01:12:42,917
-Hey!
-Hey!
1309
01:12:43,542 --> 01:12:45,663
It wasn't our best,
but should be good enough to place
1310
01:12:45,667 --> 01:12:47,083
based off of the teams we've seen.
1311
01:12:47,708 --> 01:12:51,413
Come on, that was more than good enough!
That was fantastic!
1312
01:12:51,417 --> 01:12:53,621
Let's go! Yeah!
1313
01:12:53,625 --> 01:12:56,038
Good job, guys. Good job.
1314
01:12:56,042 --> 01:12:57,704
UCLA! UCLA!
1315
01:12:57,708 --> 01:13:00,746
Okay, y'all.
We got one final act.
1316
01:13:00,750 --> 01:13:04,829
They've got Wranglers on their booty
and spurs on their jutti.
1317
01:13:04,833 --> 01:13:07,663
Make some noise for UT Dallas!
1318
01:13:09,583 --> 01:13:12,788
♪ Praise the Lord
For Southern women, crispy chicken ♪
1319
01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:15,288
♪ Praise the Lord for East Atlanta ♪
1320
01:13:15,292 --> 01:13:17,246
♪ Country Grammar and my Nana ♪
1321
01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:19,579
♪ I might turn up on Saturday ♪
1322
01:13:19,583 --> 01:13:21,371
♪ But first thing Sunday morn' ♪
1323
01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:23,042
♪ I praise the Lord ♪
1324
01:13:23,875 --> 01:13:28,042
♪ Praise the Lord for Southern women
Hemi engines, crispy chicken ♪
1325
01:13:29,042 --> 01:13:30,913
♪ I might turn up on Saturday ♪
1326
01:13:30,917 --> 01:13:32,788
♪ But first thing Sunday morn' ♪
1327
01:13:32,792 --> 01:13:34,375
♪ I praise the Lord ♪
1328
01:13:44,208 --> 01:13:46,329
Holy shit, these guys are good.
1329
01:13:46,333 --> 01:13:47,704
And kind of hot.
1330
01:13:47,708 --> 01:13:49,788
Their smoke too tough,
their swag too different.
1331
01:13:49,792 --> 01:13:52,788
Yeah, only 'cause they got their swag
from somebody else.
1332
01:13:52,792 --> 01:13:54,121
What are you talking about?
1333
01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:57,288
They totally ripped this choreo from
Quick Style. We gotta say something.
1334
01:13:57,292 --> 01:13:58,496
You should file a complaint!
1335
01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:01,413
Maya, I'm not in the mood
for one of your crusades, okay?
1336
01:14:01,417 --> 01:14:03,371
Dude, you're the team captain.
1337
01:14:03,375 --> 01:14:05,663
You're the only one who can do it,
so just talk...
1338
01:14:05,667 --> 01:14:07,000
Maya, just drop it.
1339
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,042
Okay.
1340
01:14:13,750 --> 01:14:16,496
UCLA's season is over!
1341
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:19,079
They ended up taking third place!
Let's go!
1342
01:14:19,083 --> 01:14:21,246
But nationally, they're 11th,
1343
01:14:21,250 --> 01:14:24,621
just shy of the top ten,
which means, despite a killer show,
1344
01:14:24,625 --> 01:14:28,246
UCLA will not be going
to Best of the Best.
1345
01:14:28,250 --> 01:14:30,163
Second place went to the Dallas Bandits,
1346
01:14:30,167 --> 01:14:32,246
I'm here with the fools
who took first place.
1347
01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:34,496
No surprise, it is USC Tamasha!
1348
01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:36,204
-How do you feel?
-Amazing.
1349
01:14:36,208 --> 01:14:39,079
But first, I wanna say
none of this would have been possible
1350
01:14:39,083 --> 01:14:40,413
without my friends at the Gap.
1351
01:14:40,417 --> 01:14:42,663
Get 10% off with the promo code Selena.
1352
01:14:42,667 --> 01:14:45,625
S-E-L-E-N-A.
1353
01:14:46,833 --> 01:14:48,208
♪ Everybody move ♪
1354
01:14:49,083 --> 01:14:50,375
♪ Everybody ♪
1355
01:14:51,458 --> 01:14:52,875
♪ Everybody move ♪
1356
01:14:53,833 --> 01:14:55,167
♪ Everybody... ♪
1357
01:15:01,958 --> 01:15:03,621
Johnnie Walker Black.
1358
01:15:03,625 --> 01:15:07,121
The only sensible drink
for a sad Indian man.
1359
01:15:07,125 --> 01:15:08,458
What's up? Shots!
1360
01:15:09,625 --> 01:15:10,663
What's going on?
1361
01:15:10,667 --> 01:15:13,454
We still got third!
We should be celebrating!
1362
01:15:13,458 --> 01:15:15,579
-Maya, come here!
-Guys.
1363
01:15:15,583 --> 01:15:17,121
Scoresheet from tonight.
1364
01:15:17,125 --> 01:15:20,538
I need to kill a part of my brain
to make this make sense.
1365
01:15:20,542 --> 01:15:23,329
Dallas got a nine for their choreo,
1366
01:15:23,333 --> 01:15:24,704
that they stole!
1367
01:15:24,708 --> 01:15:27,871
And we got, what, a seven?
How does that make any sense?
1368
01:15:27,875 --> 01:15:29,288
I mean, I crushed my solo.
1369
01:15:29,292 --> 01:15:31,996
Yeah, your solo hit,
but the team also killed it.
1370
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,454
We got a nine on formations.
1371
01:15:33,458 --> 01:15:36,204
Totally. You and Harry finally hit
that center formation.
1372
01:15:36,208 --> 01:15:38,788
You missed it all week
but you showed up when it mattered.
1373
01:15:38,792 --> 01:15:39,871
Okay, thanks.
1374
01:15:39,875 --> 01:15:43,079
And, Sumi, your face, so much better.
1375
01:15:43,083 --> 01:15:46,746
Usually, you look like you're trying
to pass a kidney stone, but it was good.
1376
01:15:46,750 --> 01:15:48,954
-It was good.
-You're too kind.
1377
01:15:48,958 --> 01:15:52,079
Okay, let's hit the dance floor.
I'm done feeling like a loser.
1378
01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:54,667
Guys, guys, come on. Don't be butt-hurt.
1379
01:15:55,375 --> 01:15:57,829
Guys! Harry, you did it.
1380
01:15:57,833 --> 01:15:58,792
Maya.
1381
01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:04,875
Noice. That's some top-notch leadership.
1382
01:16:06,708 --> 01:16:09,250
-I was just being real.
-Oh, we're being real now?
1383
01:16:10,167 --> 01:16:13,792
All right, let's be real.
This was my last chance to beat USC.
1384
01:16:14,875 --> 01:16:17,583
-And you blew it for me.
-Dude, what the hell are you smoking?
1385
01:16:18,292 --> 01:16:20,663
You're the reason
why we fell so far in the rankings.
1386
01:16:20,667 --> 01:16:22,288
Really?
1387
01:16:22,292 --> 01:16:25,121
'Cause we would have gotten first
in San Diego
1388
01:16:25,125 --> 01:16:28,538
if you had just let me
turn on the doli carriage, but no.
1389
01:16:28,542 --> 01:16:31,788
No. It's always your way or no way at all.
1390
01:16:31,792 --> 01:16:35,538
That is so rich coming from the person
whose only setting is open hostility.
1391
01:16:35,542 --> 01:16:37,871
'Cause I don't fall in line
like your kiss-ass groupies?
1392
01:16:37,875 --> 01:16:40,875
No. 'Cause you don't even try
to be a team player, Maya.
1393
01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:42,500
Mmm.
1394
01:16:43,083 --> 01:16:44,083
Yeah.
1395
01:16:44,917 --> 01:16:46,375
Nah. See,
1396
01:16:46,875 --> 01:16:51,208
what you actually said
was that I don't have lead energy.
1397
01:16:52,250 --> 01:16:55,917
And that I'm impossible...
1398
01:16:56,583 --> 01:16:57,875
to control.
1399
01:17:01,042 --> 01:17:03,204
Yo! No way, no way!
1400
01:17:03,208 --> 01:17:06,413
Dallas has been disqualified
for plagiarism. They're out. We're in.
1401
01:17:06,417 --> 01:17:07,996
-What?
-Can't be real.
1402
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:09,746
-Wait, what?
-We got in!
1403
01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:12,079
Dallas got disqualified!
1404
01:17:13,542 --> 01:17:15,375
Oh my God!
1405
01:17:17,083 --> 01:17:19,663
You reported them.
You actually listened to me.
1406
01:17:19,667 --> 01:17:22,788
I didn't think it would even work!
But you were right!
1407
01:17:22,792 --> 01:17:25,292
-You were right!
-Guys!
1408
01:17:26,083 --> 01:17:28,371
We just got into Best of the Best!
1409
01:17:30,708 --> 01:17:34,829
♪ Leave it with delusions
There's one more appealing ♪
1410
01:17:34,833 --> 01:17:37,329
♪ One that could save us both ♪
1411
01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:42,163
♪ Strangers can't do this
Turn your pain into music ♪
1412
01:17:42,167 --> 01:17:46,954
♪ I'm your solution
One that could save us both... ♪
1413
01:17:46,958 --> 01:17:48,000
I'm sorry.
1414
01:17:49,583 --> 01:17:51,625
I should've never taken the lead from you.
1415
01:17:52,292 --> 01:17:55,250
We... we wouldn't be here without you.
1416
01:18:10,708 --> 01:18:13,913
UCLA is going to Best of the Best!
1417
01:18:13,917 --> 01:18:15,204
Whoo!
1418
01:18:15,208 --> 01:18:17,954
They spent the night getting shwasted.
1419
01:18:17,958 --> 01:18:21,371
But I was lucky enough
to get some one-on-one time
1420
01:18:21,375 --> 01:18:23,413
with Agni's newest badass, Maya,
1421
01:18:23,417 --> 01:18:25,538
formerly known as Drone Strike,
1422
01:18:25,542 --> 01:18:27,663
and, girl, you've come a long way.
1423
01:18:27,667 --> 01:18:29,954
That is right.
Head bitch in charge over here.
1424
01:18:29,958 --> 01:18:33,579
-And let's just say it's about time.
-You just became lead, right?
1425
01:18:33,583 --> 01:18:35,954
There was that other girl, Anjali.
Super cute, by the way.
1426
01:18:35,958 --> 01:18:37,746
But she had that whole prop mishap.
1427
01:18:37,750 --> 01:18:40,329
A lotta followers wanna know,
is that why you replaced her, or...
1428
01:18:40,333 --> 01:18:42,417
No, she's on academic probation.
1429
01:18:42,917 --> 01:18:46,871
Which is not to say she's dumb.
1430
01:18:46,875 --> 01:18:49,413
She's super smart. It's just,
you know, you get a bad quarter.
1431
01:18:49,417 --> 01:18:51,621
For sure, yeah.
Well, Horny4Dance wants to know,
1432
01:18:51,625 --> 01:18:54,371
"Will Anjali be back
for the championship? She's so hot."
1433
01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:57,663
Okay, yo, Horny4Dance,
stop being a horn dog. Okay?
1434
01:18:57,667 --> 01:19:00,333
It's not a beauty contest.
It's about talent.
1435
01:19:01,750 --> 01:19:03,871
♪ I know what you need ♪
1436
01:19:03,875 --> 01:19:06,208
♪ You talk in your sleep... ♪
1437
01:19:07,833 --> 01:19:09,542
-Hey.
-Hey!
1438
01:19:10,042 --> 01:19:12,704
What are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be celebrating?
1439
01:19:12,708 --> 01:19:17,167
Oh, I did enough of that last night.
I just came by to drop off some tools.
1440
01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:19,500
Thanks.
1441
01:19:21,917 --> 01:19:22,792
Hey.
1442
01:19:23,375 --> 01:19:25,042
Hey! What's up?
1443
01:19:27,167 --> 01:19:28,579
I don't know what this is.
1444
01:19:28,583 --> 01:19:32,125
You're saying you wanna hang,
but then you're always pulling away.
1445
01:19:32,792 --> 01:19:34,417
And then you're all over Ronak.
1446
01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:36,704
What are you talking about?
1447
01:19:36,708 --> 01:19:38,458
I saw the video, Maya.
1448
01:19:39,250 --> 01:19:40,542
What video?
1449
01:19:41,708 --> 01:19:44,292
The one of you and Ronak... dancing.
1450
01:19:44,792 --> 01:19:46,204
All over my socials.
1451
01:19:46,208 --> 01:19:48,454
But you're not on socials.
1452
01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:50,913
I used my old iPhone
to live stream your competition.
1453
01:19:50,917 --> 01:19:54,496
Okay, listen. Everyone else was
also there. Ronak actually said sorry.
1454
01:19:54,500 --> 01:19:55,833
He shits on you all year.
1455
01:19:56,542 --> 01:19:58,579
Kicks you off the fricking team, and what?
1456
01:19:58,583 --> 01:20:00,500
One apology
and now you're his biggest fan?
1457
01:20:01,083 --> 01:20:02,454
-Great.
-Hey, Arjun.
1458
01:20:02,458 --> 01:20:06,038
Okay, just listen.
Okay, look. Ronak means nothing to me.
1459
01:20:06,042 --> 01:20:08,246
Yeah, but his approval
means everything to you.
1460
01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:10,788
You care so much
about what everybody else thinks,
1461
01:20:10,792 --> 01:20:12,871
except for the people
that actually care about you.
1462
01:20:12,875 --> 01:20:14,954
So, you know what?
Good luck with Best of the Best.
1463
01:20:14,958 --> 01:20:16,625
But I gotta get back to work.
1464
01:20:24,250 --> 01:20:26,917
What's up? This is Jelly Cat!
Leave a message.
1465
01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:30,333
Anj?
1466
01:20:41,083 --> 01:20:42,663
That's it.
1467
01:20:42,667 --> 01:20:44,454
That's it.
I need to see you turn.
1468
01:20:44,458 --> 01:20:47,663
Was this in the dorm room
that you guys shared before you put it on?
1469
01:20:47,667 --> 01:20:51,038
Honestly, you should take off
anything that touched her, that she wore.
1470
01:20:51,042 --> 01:20:53,954
Let's just cleanse the energy of Maya.
You know?
1471
01:20:53,958 --> 01:20:55,704
You want me
to take my clothes off?
1472
01:20:55,708 --> 01:20:57,958
Anj? You there?
1473
01:20:58,583 --> 01:21:00,042
What do you want, Maya?
1474
01:21:00,625 --> 01:21:03,038
-I just wanna talk to Anjali.
-She's not here.
1475
01:21:03,042 --> 01:21:05,663
-She doesn't wanna talk to you!
-Shut up, Deeps!
1476
01:21:05,667 --> 01:21:06,663
Sorry.
1477
01:21:06,667 --> 01:21:10,621
Please, Anj. Okay? I just wanna talk.
Okay? Just let me explain.
1478
01:21:10,625 --> 01:21:13,829
I don't need you to explain shit to me.
I can understand a video.
1479
01:21:13,833 --> 01:21:15,663
Nothing happened between Ronak and me.
1480
01:21:15,667 --> 01:21:18,496
Oh, please!
That is so not what I'm mad about!
1481
01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:21,204
Is it the interview? Anj, I'm sorry, okay?
1482
01:21:21,208 --> 01:21:24,538
She hit me with a weird question,
and I was just trying to defend you.
1483
01:21:24,542 --> 01:21:28,163
You basically said I'm an idiot
who can't dance to the entire world.
1484
01:21:28,167 --> 01:21:29,454
That's not what I said.
1485
01:21:29,458 --> 01:21:31,371
God, you always do this!
1486
01:21:31,375 --> 01:21:34,542
You screw things up, and I'm the one
that gets left holding the bag!
1487
01:21:35,042 --> 01:21:37,996
Okay, so I'm the only one
who's making mistakes?
1488
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:41,708
You haven't left me hanging?
You haven't had my back all year!
1489
01:21:42,292 --> 01:21:43,329
All year?
1490
01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:46,329
Ever since you got lead,
you have ditched me for Ronak
1491
01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:48,329
and Thing One and Thing Dumb over here.
1492
01:21:48,333 --> 01:21:49,621
-What the hell?
-Whoa!
1493
01:21:49,625 --> 01:21:52,288
Of course,
there's always someone else to blame!
1494
01:21:52,292 --> 01:21:54,371
You never, ever take accountability!
1495
01:21:54,375 --> 01:21:57,371
Enlighten me, Anj.
What have I not taken accountability for?
1496
01:21:57,375 --> 01:21:59,417
How about stealing lead from me?
1497
01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:02,496
What are you talking about?
1498
01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:05,704
Yeah, sure,
you accidentally forgot to do my quiz,
1499
01:22:05,708 --> 01:22:07,579
which coincidentally made you lead.
1500
01:22:07,583 --> 01:22:10,250
I mean, how stupid do you think I am?
1501
01:22:11,167 --> 01:22:12,954
I would never do that to you.
1502
01:22:12,958 --> 01:22:14,542
That's what I thought.
1503
01:22:15,333 --> 01:22:19,333
I thought
my best friend would always have my back.
1504
01:22:20,458 --> 01:22:22,329
Till I saw you all over Ronak.
1505
01:22:22,333 --> 01:22:24,454
Oh my God, I knew
you were still pissed about that!
1506
01:22:24,458 --> 01:22:25,538
I didn't love it!
1507
01:22:25,542 --> 01:22:28,204
I'm telling you we were all just dancing.
We were drunk.
1508
01:22:28,208 --> 01:22:30,829
We were celebrating, okay?
It meant nothing!
1509
01:22:30,833 --> 01:22:33,458
Obviously,
Ronak would never have done that sober!
1510
01:22:35,458 --> 01:22:38,371
Right. Because how could someone like him
1511
01:22:38,375 --> 01:22:41,163
ever dance with someone like me
in the right state of mind?
1512
01:22:41,167 --> 01:22:44,996
Oh my God, that is so not what I said!
Don't turn this into a pity party
1513
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:48,204
to distract from the fact you just
can't handle that I won lead over you.
1514
01:22:48,208 --> 01:22:50,667
You were never supposed to be lead
in the first place!
1515
01:22:51,417 --> 01:22:54,750
-What are you talking about?
-Why don't you ask your best friends?
1516
01:22:56,083 --> 01:22:57,329
Maya, don't.
1517
01:22:57,333 --> 01:22:58,958
I was never gonna tell you,
1518
01:22:59,667 --> 01:23:01,750
but I got more votes than you.
1519
01:23:02,333 --> 01:23:05,667
But they made you lead
because you have more lead energy.
1520
01:23:06,250 --> 01:23:08,375
Wonder what they meant by that, huh?
1521
01:23:09,375 --> 01:23:11,579
That's why you got lead.
1522
01:23:11,583 --> 01:23:14,413
That's why you get everything.
1523
01:23:14,417 --> 01:23:15,875
That's not true.
1524
01:23:18,542 --> 01:23:19,500
Is it?
1525
01:23:20,708 --> 01:23:25,746
It is so exhausting
having to stand next to you.
1526
01:23:25,750 --> 01:23:29,083
You are so easy to like. I'm not.
1527
01:23:29,750 --> 01:23:33,708
I have to work so much harder
to get far less.
1528
01:23:35,208 --> 01:23:36,913
But the worst part is,
1529
01:23:36,917 --> 01:23:39,042
the part that really sucks,
1530
01:23:40,792 --> 01:23:45,333
is that my own... best friend
can't see that.
1531
01:23:48,417 --> 01:23:50,333
You were always telling me to let shit go.
1532
01:23:51,833 --> 01:23:52,833
Okay.
1533
01:23:54,250 --> 01:23:55,250
Fine.
1534
01:23:56,417 --> 01:23:57,996
You can have lead,
1535
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:00,208
because I... quit.
1536
01:24:02,833 --> 01:24:04,329
That's our show, everyone.
1537
01:24:04,333 --> 01:24:06,750
Yeah? Have a great break.
1538
01:24:16,792 --> 01:24:19,663
♪ And I felt what you did ♪
1539
01:24:19,667 --> 01:24:22,288
♪ And I heard what you said ♪
1540
01:24:22,292 --> 01:24:24,913
♪ And I felt to my core ♪
1541
01:24:24,917 --> 01:24:30,667
♪ But I couldn't believe
The words I read ♪
1542
01:24:31,708 --> 01:24:35,625
♪ I read ♪
1543
01:24:36,250 --> 01:24:37,579
♪ Ooh ♪
1544
01:24:37,583 --> 01:24:40,329
♪ The force froze me in time ♪
1545
01:24:40,333 --> 01:24:42,996
♪ While you cling to the past ♪
1546
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:45,496
♪ And you missed how I've changed ♪
1547
01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:47,579
♪ So you could never know ♪
1548
01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:51,125
♪ Who I am ♪
1549
01:24:52,250 --> 01:24:56,579
♪ I am ♪
1550
01:24:56,583 --> 01:24:59,079
♪ Am ♪
1551
01:24:59,083 --> 01:25:01,829
♪ Did I ever know you? ♪
1552
01:25:01,833 --> 01:25:04,204
♪ I can't be sure ♪
1553
01:25:04,208 --> 01:25:06,288
♪ We saw a different side ♪
1554
01:25:06,292 --> 01:25:09,579
♪ What a difference time shows ♪
1555
01:25:09,583 --> 01:25:11,996
♪ Did I ever know you? ♪
1556
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:14,871
♪ I can't be sure ♪
1557
01:25:14,875 --> 01:25:17,579
♪ Somewhere between what was ♪
1558
01:25:17,583 --> 01:25:21,417
♪ And what will be ♪
1559
01:25:30,333 --> 01:25:32,333
Not sure they know how to play.
1560
01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:39,288
-Get off! Aah!
-Don't you just love child labor?
1561
01:25:39,292 --> 01:25:42,621
Smile, Maya! Smile, kanna!
1562
01:25:44,958 --> 01:25:47,667
Like Anjali, kanna.
Try to look like her.
1563
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:53,538
-Oh, food's here!
-Oh!
1564
01:25:53,542 --> 01:25:54,829
-Thank you.
-Thank you so much!
1565
01:25:54,833 --> 01:25:57,454
You're such
a beautiful girl, Anjali.
1566
01:25:57,458 --> 01:26:00,375
Rekha, you have such a lovely little girl.
1567
01:26:01,833 --> 01:26:02,833
What is this?
1568
01:26:03,333 --> 01:26:05,454
What? I like it. It's cool.
1569
01:26:05,458 --> 01:26:08,000
Tsk! My eye!
I just wanna take one good photo.
1570
01:26:24,417 --> 01:26:25,746
And there they are!
1571
01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:28,538
-Mom, stop!
-Oh gosh, you guys look amazing!
1572
01:26:28,542 --> 01:26:30,621
Everybody get in the car. Come on.
1573
01:26:30,625 --> 01:26:32,333
Why do I always have to play the man?
1574
01:26:42,417 --> 01:26:45,000
Yo. Welcome back from break.
1575
01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:48,000
You missed nacho night.
Do you want a nacho?
1576
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:51,750
-No.
-Okay. You sure?
1577
01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:54,913
Chip to cheese ratio is... mwah! Michelin.
1578
01:26:56,208 --> 01:26:57,579
Oh, look at that.
1579
01:26:57,583 --> 01:27:00,579
If you're trying to get me to join back
on the team, it's not gonna happen...
1580
01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:01,792
Why would I do that?
1581
01:27:02,583 --> 01:27:04,121
You chose to quit.
1582
01:27:04,125 --> 01:27:07,708
And I respect a woman's right to choose.
1583
01:27:10,417 --> 01:27:11,583
All right, look.
1584
01:27:12,083 --> 01:27:14,663
You guys are better off without me,
anyway. I'm a shit lead.
1585
01:27:14,667 --> 01:27:16,788
You're not a shit lead,
you're just a shit leader,
1586
01:27:16,792 --> 01:27:19,996
'cause you wanted lead for yourself
so you could show up some Internet trolls.
1587
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,038
No, no, no.
You don't know what it feels like
1588
01:27:22,042 --> 01:27:24,163
to never get the respect
that you know you deserve.
1589
01:27:24,167 --> 01:27:27,542
Dude. Be so for real.
This isn't about Anjali.
1590
01:27:30,917 --> 01:27:31,958
It's about this.
1591
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:38,621
-Ha-ha. A chip on my shoulder, really?
-Yeah, it is. Okay?
1592
01:27:38,625 --> 01:27:40,621
It's big and delicious,
and it's the truth.
1593
01:27:40,625 --> 01:27:42,996
And you can't see it
sitting in front of your face.
1594
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:45,333
You won lead, remember?
1595
01:27:46,250 --> 01:27:47,538
We voted for you.
1596
01:27:47,542 --> 01:27:49,663
But you're so focused on being wronged
1597
01:27:49,667 --> 01:27:52,371
that you can't even see
what's going right.
1598
01:27:52,375 --> 01:27:56,958
We chose you because you have vision.
You have drive. You follow your gut.
1599
01:27:57,667 --> 01:28:00,958
You trust your instincts.
You have a total inability to shut up.
1600
01:28:01,458 --> 01:28:03,750
And we went, "Yeah, we want more of that."
1601
01:28:05,250 --> 01:28:07,246
And now you're choosing to bail on us.
1602
01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:45,079
From the top!
1603
01:28:45,083 --> 01:28:47,579
-One, two, three, four.
-What are we even doing?
1604
01:28:47,583 --> 01:28:49,663
-We won't win.
-Feel the romance.
1605
01:28:49,667 --> 01:28:52,246
-Okay! Where are you, Harry?
-Coming, bhai!
1606
01:28:52,250 --> 01:28:53,871
-Oh!
-Whoa!
1607
01:28:53,875 --> 01:28:56,163
Sorry. Oh, I'm sorry, bhai.
1608
01:28:56,167 --> 01:28:58,371
What the hell is your problem, white boy?
1609
01:28:58,375 --> 01:29:00,829
Hey! Do not come at him like that.
1610
01:29:02,542 --> 01:29:05,454
I'll say whatever I want to the white boy.
1611
01:29:05,458 --> 01:29:07,871
Yo, I have had it with this fool!
1612
01:29:07,875 --> 01:29:10,746
Call him white boy one more time,
see what happens.
1613
01:29:10,750 --> 01:29:13,329
Stand down, bro.
I'm not trying to steal your boyfriend!
1614
01:29:13,333 --> 01:29:15,621
-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-Whoa! That's not cool.
1615
01:29:15,625 --> 01:29:16,621
Love is love.
1616
01:29:16,625 --> 01:29:20,413
Yeah. We accept all people,
you dumb immigrant.
1617
01:29:20,417 --> 01:29:22,288
-That's not either.
-No one is illegal.
1618
01:29:22,292 --> 01:29:23,454
Let's refocus.
1619
01:29:23,458 --> 01:29:25,542
What the hell is this gora
even doing on this team?
1620
01:29:26,292 --> 01:29:28,371
-He's not even Indian!
-Oh!
1621
01:29:28,375 --> 01:29:31,663
Harry is the most Indian dude here.
Harry, don't listen to him.
1622
01:29:31,667 --> 01:29:33,913
Vishal's feeble mind cannot comprehend
1623
01:29:33,917 --> 01:29:36,246
that South Asian culture
is not a static artifact,
1624
01:29:36,250 --> 01:29:37,663
but a living palimpsest,
1625
01:29:37,667 --> 01:29:40,333
immune to the parochial gate keeping
of fragile men.
1626
01:29:45,458 --> 01:29:47,371
I don't know what she said.
1627
01:29:47,375 --> 01:29:51,371
She called you a dumb-ass, dumb-ass.
1628
01:29:51,375 --> 01:29:54,788
Says a loser who only made the team
on his fourth try.
1629
01:29:54,792 --> 01:29:58,121
-Put 'em up!
-Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
1630
01:29:58,125 --> 01:30:00,329
-Whoa, whoa, whoa! No! No!
-Finally, it's happening.
1631
01:30:00,333 --> 01:30:02,163
Violence is not the answer.
1632
01:30:02,167 --> 01:30:03,871
Time to go night-night.
1633
01:30:03,875 --> 01:30:05,621
What the hell is going on?
1634
01:30:05,625 --> 01:30:08,704
My God! Sumi!
Where did you get a taser from?
1635
01:30:08,708 --> 01:30:11,496
-I won it. Church raffle.
-What?
1636
01:30:11,500 --> 01:30:13,413
Uh... what are you all doing?
1637
01:30:13,417 --> 01:30:16,204
Okay, what are you doing here?
I thought you quit.
1638
01:30:16,208 --> 01:30:17,417
I came to apologize.
1639
01:30:21,375 --> 01:30:22,417
I've been a prick.
1640
01:30:23,333 --> 01:30:28,458
Definitely not the easiest to work with.
And I am really sorry for bailing on you.
1641
01:30:29,083 --> 01:30:33,083
That was a shitty,
shitty thing for me to do.
1642
01:30:34,083 --> 01:30:35,750
But I want back on the team.
1643
01:30:37,500 --> 01:30:39,042
If you guys will have me, of course.
1644
01:30:46,917 --> 01:30:50,125
Okay. So, you got an idea
for a new routine?
1645
01:30:51,125 --> 01:30:55,083
What is the plan? What is the plan? Okay.
1646
01:30:55,917 --> 01:30:58,833
Um, first, I just wanna say I...
1647
01:31:00,542 --> 01:31:02,996
-Anjali! Come in!
-What are you doing here?
1648
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:05,288
-I got off probation.
-We missed you!
1649
01:31:05,292 --> 01:31:06,417
Thanks for coming.
1650
01:31:09,375 --> 01:31:10,958
Uh, I just wanna say,
1651
01:31:11,708 --> 01:31:14,954
I totally understand
why we went all-in on nostalgia.
1652
01:31:14,958 --> 01:31:17,042
Bollywood runs on nostalgia.
1653
01:31:17,542 --> 01:31:20,917
And skin-whitening creams,
but... mostly nostalgia.
1654
01:31:21,958 --> 01:31:27,833
And we copy the greats because it's safe.
And memories are incredibly powerful.
1655
01:31:28,625 --> 01:31:29,750
Even the ones
1656
01:31:30,542 --> 01:31:31,583
we wanna forget.
1657
01:31:32,167 --> 01:31:36,417
We have got to stop obsessing
over the things we have lost.
1658
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:39,833
We have to stop chasing
what was stolen from us.
1659
01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:48,083
And start focusing on the things
that no one can take away from us.
1660
01:31:53,292 --> 01:31:56,208
Well, then I think
the only way we pull this off
1661
01:31:56,708 --> 01:31:58,996
is if you and Anjali are the leads.
1662
01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:01,996
-Oh. Um...
-That's not...
1663
01:32:02,000 --> 01:32:04,954
-I don't know if logistically that...
-No. There's no time, okay?
1664
01:32:04,958 --> 01:32:07,663
You two are the only ones
who can pick up a routine that fast.
1665
01:32:09,042 --> 01:32:10,583
So let's put it to a vote.
1666
01:32:11,625 --> 01:32:14,042
All those in favor of Maya and Anjali...
1667
01:32:23,208 --> 01:32:28,458
Hey, so just so you know, file I/O
and search engines will be on the final.
1668
01:32:28,958 --> 01:32:29,958
That's it.
1669
01:32:30,458 --> 01:32:31,875
Maya, Anjali, hang back.
1670
01:32:35,708 --> 01:32:39,042
So I heard you made, uh, championships.
Congrats.
1671
01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:44,413
Look, I don't know what's goin' on
between you two
1672
01:32:44,417 --> 01:32:47,038
and, frankly,
I'm embarrassed that I even care.
1673
01:32:47,042 --> 01:32:48,913
But here's what I do know.
1674
01:32:48,917 --> 01:32:53,708
In 15 years, a grand total of no one
will be talking about the drama
1675
01:32:54,208 --> 01:32:55,788
of collegiate Bollywood dance.
1676
01:32:55,792 --> 01:32:58,579
Because when you have a mortgage
and back pain,
1677
01:32:58,583 --> 01:33:01,292
all you can remember is the good times.
1678
01:33:03,292 --> 01:33:04,917
I don't even remember our routine.
1679
01:33:05,625 --> 01:33:08,625
But every single one of those people
was at my wedding.
1680
01:33:09,542 --> 01:33:12,496
Except that guy.
That guy is in prison for wire fraud.
1681
01:33:12,500 --> 01:33:14,542
Look, whatever it is, just fix it.
1682
01:33:15,125 --> 01:33:17,746
Otherwise, you're gonna miss out
on 15 years of memories,
1683
01:33:17,750 --> 01:33:20,470
and you're not even gonna remember
why you fought in the first place.
1684
01:33:27,500 --> 01:33:29,708
Welcome to Best of the Best!
1685
01:33:30,542 --> 01:33:35,083
Tonight, we crown the top
Bollywood dance team in the nation.
1686
01:33:49,167 --> 01:33:50,746
Okay!
1687
01:33:50,750 --> 01:33:53,163
Last looks on costumes! Thank you.
1688
01:33:53,167 --> 01:33:54,163
-Ronak.
-Yeah?
1689
01:33:54,167 --> 01:33:55,667
-Check props. Sumi.
-Okay.
1690
01:33:56,167 --> 01:34:00,288
Oh! You are HPV!
We just can't get rid of you.
1691
01:34:00,292 --> 01:34:02,871
I'm sure we're not your first STI.
1692
01:34:04,125 --> 01:34:07,663
Just remember, you're not here
'cause you deserve to be.
1693
01:34:07,667 --> 01:34:09,375
You're here 'cause you complained.
1694
01:34:09,958 --> 01:34:11,288
UCLA on deck!
1695
01:34:11,292 --> 01:34:12,667
I'm gonna kill her.
1696
01:34:13,208 --> 01:34:15,704
-Let her go, killer bee.
-Makeup lying around...
1697
01:34:15,708 --> 01:34:16,875
Where's Maya?
1698
01:34:17,375 --> 01:34:19,335
I need my lip gloss.
Where's my lip gloss?
1699
01:34:31,542 --> 01:34:33,704
No, Mom, I promise you they're there.
1700
01:34:33,708 --> 01:34:35,788
She's saying
there's nothing under my name.
1701
01:34:35,792 --> 01:34:38,125
Can you please check again? Hang on, Maya.
1702
01:34:38,667 --> 01:34:40,746
Hey. We're about to go on.
1703
01:34:40,750 --> 01:34:42,246
Yeah. One sec.
1704
01:34:42,250 --> 01:34:44,579
Is that Anjali? How is she doing?
1705
01:34:44,583 --> 01:34:45,538
Chill. She's fine.
1706
01:34:45,542 --> 01:34:47,871
Then why is she dropping out
of computer science?
1707
01:34:47,875 --> 01:34:51,038
Wait, wait. Okay, she found the passes!
We'll talk after the show.
1708
01:34:51,042 --> 01:34:52,875
Oh... okay, yeah. Bye.
1709
01:34:56,708 --> 01:34:58,746
I just wanna
say, you're doing good...
1710
01:34:58,750 --> 01:35:01,746
So, my mom said
you dropped out of comp sci?
1711
01:35:01,750 --> 01:35:03,167
Oh, yeah.
1712
01:35:03,958 --> 01:35:07,246
You know, actually learning the material
made me realize how much I...
1713
01:35:07,250 --> 01:35:08,413
How do I put this?
1714
01:35:08,417 --> 01:35:09,625
Hate it?
1715
01:35:12,208 --> 01:35:14,121
So, what's your new major?
1716
01:35:14,125 --> 01:35:15,750
Uh, undecided.
1717
01:35:16,667 --> 01:35:18,954
I've spent so much of my life
doing whatever you did,
1718
01:35:18,958 --> 01:35:22,333
I just... need some time to figure out
what I actually want, you know?
1719
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:25,083
Can't keep copying off you forever.
1720
01:35:27,667 --> 01:35:30,079
Anj, look, I am so sorry
1721
01:35:30,083 --> 01:35:32,413
for all the awful things
I said about you, okay?
1722
01:35:32,417 --> 01:35:34,125
-I...
-Maya, stop.
1723
01:35:35,042 --> 01:35:38,413
Okay? I'm not upset about what you said.
1724
01:35:38,417 --> 01:35:40,667
I'm upset about what you didn't say.
1725
01:35:41,583 --> 01:35:44,042
I mean,
how could you not tell me about lead?
1726
01:35:45,042 --> 01:35:46,829
What was I supposed to say, Anj?
1727
01:35:46,833 --> 01:35:50,788
You were so happy to be lead.
I could never take that from you.
1728
01:35:50,792 --> 01:35:53,583
But I can't be happy if you're not.
1729
01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:58,125
And I hate that I didn't see it.
1730
01:36:02,375 --> 01:36:05,750
I've just spent my entire life
always being the weird one.
1731
01:36:06,333 --> 01:36:09,500
Or the difficult one.
And when they made you lead...
1732
01:36:10,417 --> 01:36:11,417
I don't know.
1733
01:36:12,875 --> 01:36:13,917
It felt normal.
1734
01:36:15,417 --> 01:36:17,204
But look. You didn't know that, okay?
1735
01:36:17,208 --> 01:36:18,542
But I should have.
1736
01:36:19,375 --> 01:36:20,375
I should have.
1737
01:36:21,542 --> 01:36:23,375
It was happening right in front of me.
1738
01:36:25,208 --> 01:36:27,788
Y'all ready for more show?
1739
01:36:27,792 --> 01:36:32,208
Next up, UCLA Agni!
1740
01:36:43,333 --> 01:36:44,500
So,
1741
01:36:45,833 --> 01:36:47,292
are we still best friends?
1742
01:36:48,583 --> 01:36:50,750
We were never best friends, Maya.
1743
01:36:52,125 --> 01:36:54,208
We've always been sisters.
1744
01:37:03,458 --> 01:37:04,583
Uh...
1745
01:37:05,542 --> 01:37:06,708
Front row.
1746
01:37:07,250 --> 01:37:08,417
On the left.
1747
01:37:17,792 --> 01:37:19,583
I couldn't let her miss this.
1748
01:37:26,500 --> 01:37:30,250
For centuries, the Koh-i-Noor
diamond was our greatest treasure.
1749
01:37:31,083 --> 01:37:32,954
Until it was stolen.
1750
01:37:34,750 --> 01:37:38,208
But our wealth
was never theirs to take.
1751
01:37:39,833 --> 01:37:42,292
{\an8}Now it's time
to settle the score.
1752
01:37:43,042 --> 01:37:45,663
{\an8}And take back what's ours.
1753
01:37:45,667 --> 01:37:47,329
To all museum security...
1754
01:37:47,333 --> 01:37:49,538
...this is your only warning.
1755
01:37:49,542 --> 01:37:51,375
Stay out of our way.
1756
01:37:52,292 --> 01:37:56,329
Museum security breach.
Museum security breach.
1757
01:37:56,333 --> 01:37:58,875
["One Fell Swoop
1758
01:39:31,875 --> 01:39:34,917
We're not here
to steal the diamond.
1759
01:39:36,125 --> 01:39:37,246
We don't need it.
1760
01:39:37,250 --> 01:39:39,038
We're enough without it.
1761
01:39:41,458 --> 01:39:42,704
-♪ Wassup? ♪
-♪ Huh? ♪
1762
01:39:42,708 --> 01:39:45,163
-♪ Wassup? Wassup? ♪
-♪ Bitch, wassup? ♪
1763
01:39:45,167 --> 01:39:46,246
-♪ Huh? ♪
-♪ Wassup? ♪
1764
01:39:46,250 --> 01:39:47,496
-♪ Wassup? ♪
-♪ Wassup? ♪
1765
01:39:47,500 --> 01:39:48,996
-♪ Huh? ♪
-♪ Wassup? ♪
1766
01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:50,208
♪ Wassup? ♪
1767
01:40:02,583 --> 01:40:03,829
Oh, come on!
1768
01:40:03,833 --> 01:40:06,621
-What happened to the power?
-Please stay calm.
1769
01:40:06,625 --> 01:40:08,788
-We'll check circuit breakers.
-Keep dancing?
1770
01:40:08,792 --> 01:40:11,000
-We're about to win.
-What do we do?
1771
01:40:11,583 --> 01:40:13,623
There's no way
we did all this for nothing.
1772
01:40:38,042 --> 01:40:39,750
We've always been sisters.
1773
01:40:42,792 --> 01:40:44,000
Maya, what are you doing?
1774
01:40:54,583 --> 01:40:56,833
I got you! Always.
1775
01:41:05,958 --> 01:41:07,167
Wait.
1776
01:42:43,292 --> 01:42:44,246
Power's back!
1777
01:42:44,250 --> 01:42:45,996
Five, six, seven, eight!
1778
01:43:28,208 --> 01:43:29,708
Whoo!
1779
01:43:34,250 --> 01:43:37,788
UCLA! UCLA!
1780
01:43:37,792 --> 01:43:42,538
-UCLA! UCLA!
-Yes! Yes!
1781
01:43:42,542 --> 01:43:44,875
UCLA! UCLA!
1782
01:43:46,833 --> 01:43:49,746
-You never know.
-No, I know. I know.
1783
01:43:49,750 --> 01:43:52,496
-I think you would.
-I totally do. Oh yeah.
1784
01:43:58,542 --> 01:43:59,500
Hey.
1785
01:44:01,625 --> 01:44:03,829
That was incredible.
1786
01:44:03,833 --> 01:44:04,750
Thank you.
1787
01:44:08,083 --> 01:44:09,704
We won!
1788
01:44:14,750 --> 01:44:15,708
Ah.
1789
01:44:16,750 --> 01:44:18,208
There's a lot of people around.
1790
01:44:19,375 --> 01:44:21,125
Yeah. Let 'em watch.
1791
01:44:36,875 --> 01:44:38,079
I gotta go.
1792
01:44:38,083 --> 01:44:39,954
Hey. Where you goin'?
1793
01:44:39,958 --> 01:44:41,625
Longtime tradition.
1794
01:44:48,375 --> 01:44:50,913
I got someone's favorite!
1795
01:44:50,917 --> 01:44:52,917
-Dope. Sour cream? Extra?
-Oh!
1796
01:44:53,500 --> 01:44:54,871
-Yeah!
-Come on!
1797
01:44:54,875 --> 01:44:56,538
This is not amateur hour.
1798
01:44:56,542 --> 01:44:59,329
I am so hungry, I could eat ten of these.
1799
01:44:59,333 --> 01:45:00,542
Here we go.
1800
01:45:01,583 --> 01:45:03,163
Come to Mama.