1 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,080 What is it? 2 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,160 Come on! 3 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,160 Come on, please! 4 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:58,600 Here we go again. 5 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,000 Hello! 6 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,760 -So how was your day? -Good. 7 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:15,200 You come home and the first thing you smell is piss. 8 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,120 Well, he's an old dog, isn't he? 9 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:21,440 When I know I've got an old dog, I keep an eye on him, don't I? 10 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,720 Yuck! 11 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:30,960 Sorry, I didn't notice. So, how was your day? 12 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:32,440 Not bad. 13 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,080 Did you check your WhatsApp? I wrote you a message. 14 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,440 My phone's out of power. What did you need? 15 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,240 -We need wine. -Why? 16 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,800 What's all this? 17 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:51,960 And this? 18 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,280 All this, you mean? What do you think? 19 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:59,080 -Dinner? -Yes, I'm making dinner. 20 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,120 So, dinner, eh. Are we expecting somebody? 21 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:04,880 The neighbours. 22 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:08,800 I see. 23 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,800 -Our neighbours. -Hmm. 24 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,040 Hello, darling. 25 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,240 She's got her earphones on, probably. 26 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,520 -In her ears, that is. -Or she doesn't give a shit about us. 27 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:29,160 I told you about them yesterday. You've forgotten already? 28 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,600 No. I remember it very well. 29 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:36,520 You said you wanted to invite them round, and not that you had already done so. 30 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:40,640 The tense fundamentally changes the meaning. Don't you think? 31 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:44,040 -No way! It changes the meaning? -Yes, Anna. 32 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,200 It changes the meaning fundamentally. 33 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:49,680 I'll record your wise words one day and then play them back to you. 34 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,920 The tense fundamentally changes the meaning. Don't you think? 35 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,960 Yes, Anna. It changes the meaning fundamentally. 36 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,920 Or she doesn't give a shit about us. 37 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,600 I can send it all to you on WhatsApp, Mum, if you want. 38 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,640 -Fuji, heel! -What d'you mean, all? 39 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:07,560 -Have you got more? -Several hours, Evžen. 40 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,880 Don't call me “Evžen”! 41 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:15,040 Don't call me “Evžen,” madame! I deserve some respect and consideration. 42 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:15,840 What's that? 43 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,520 If you're going to smoke, close the door. 44 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,360 We've owed them this meeting for the last six months. 45 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:25,600 Why do they have to come here? Who said that? Where's it written? 46 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,800 Nowhere. And no one. 47 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,760 Take this. 48 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:31,040 Calm down… 49 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,360 -No need to lose your nerve now. -I'm not losing my nerve. 50 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,560 -Want to know why, dear? -Tell me. 51 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,800 Did they help us when we were refurbishing the flat? 52 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,600 -Yes. -Did they put up with the refurbishment? 53 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,200 I suppose so. 54 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:49,800 We promised to show them the result. Six months ago. Understand? 55 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:52,760 Get changed. 56 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:57,520 But they seem nice, don't they? 57 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,440 -They're always saying “hello.” -How awful. 58 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:04,160 -They're annoying and nosy. -Unbelievable. 59 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:07,880 -They must be really strange people. -You know what I mean. 60 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:12,520 You're always standing in the corridor talking nonsense. 61 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:17,400 They keep asking how things are… Doesn't that seem suspicious to you? 62 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,560 But people do that all the time, 63 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:23,280 they show their interest in other human beings, you see? 64 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:28,240 Listen! The recordings, that's… Why's that? What does it… 65 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:32,080 Is that really necessary? Listen! 66 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,760 Mum, I'm going out in the evening, okay? 67 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:41,520 -D'you know where the problem is? -Where, Evžen? 68 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,800 That you two haven't noticed that I live here, too. 69 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,240 But of course we have. 70 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:50,600 Shouldn't you ask me first before you invite other people in? 71 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:51,880 No, I shouldn't. 72 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,760 -And do you know why? -No. 73 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,680 You'd say no. Like every time I suggest something. 74 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:59,480 Anna? 75 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,080 Yes? 76 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:05,040 -What's this? -That's a dress, Evžen. 77 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:06,760 A dress. 78 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,720 -Isn't it a bit too… -What? 79 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:12,760 -Red? -Wow. 80 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:17,120 -You bought that for those… -No, for myself. 81 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:21,800 No, you bought it because they're coming. 82 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:25,560 -No, because I want to feel good. -In this, yeah? 83 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:29,640 -Money down the drain. -Do you like it, Evžen? 84 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:33,880 Well, the main thing is that they like it, right? 85 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:38,320 -Do you like it? -Depends how much it cost. 86 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,600 Get up. Come on. 87 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,680 You go away, you come back, 88 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:51,200 and we'll try again from scratch, okay? 89 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,200 Darling, I'm home! 90 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,000 How are you? 91 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:15,760 How was your day? 92 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:20,800 Oh! Lovely flowers. Is something up? 93 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,920 Are we expecting someone? 94 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:26,160 Now I've remembered. 95 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:29,240 The neighbours! You told me. 96 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:33,280 Xenia, darling, Dad's home! 97 00:08:33,919 --> 00:08:36,200 Xenia, Dad says hello! 98 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:37,880 Hi! 99 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:42,320 Thanks for asking. It was great, darling. 100 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:45,560 Right. Now you can go and buy the wine. 101 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,240 Fuji! What have you done? 102 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,880 Okay, let's go. 103 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,480 You'll be eating carrot for a week. 104 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,680 No granules, no sachets. 105 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:32,200 Carrot! 106 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:41,120 Stop pulling me! I'm not going home yet. 107 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:47,520 What are you looking at me like that for? 108 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:50,640 I don't have to explain anything to you. I just don't want to. 109 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,480 Come on, pass me the ball! 110 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,920 Pass it! 111 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,800 He didn't call? 112 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,040 -No. -Not even you? 113 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,800 He never calls me. 114 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,720 Come on. 115 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,320 This is unbelievable. 116 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,640 Still not picking up. 117 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:37,880 Evžen? Christ. 118 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,240 Stop calling him “Evžen.” 119 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,680 Why? He doesn't respect that fact that I'm Xenia either. 120 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,760 He's never done this before. 121 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,120 Maybe something's happened to him. 122 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:52,120 Or he's found someone. 123 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:56,200 -At last, good riddance. -Don't be daft. 124 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:04,560 -Hard luck. -Don't provoke him today, okay? Please. 125 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,040 Yeah, don't worry, I'll go. 126 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,520 -It's great that you're home. -Yeah. 127 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,680 Could you tell me where you've been? 128 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,080 -In the park. -In the park? 129 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:37,960 -And was it nice in the park? -I have no idea, really. 130 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,880 But I guess so. 131 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,560 S'pose. 132 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,560 S'pose? 133 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:50,840 They'll be here any minute and you've left everything for me to do. 134 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,400 But you're so smart. 135 00:12:56,520 --> 00:13:00,280 I see you've roasted a chicken and even made hummus. 136 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,040 That's lovely. 137 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:06,160 And I've been helpful and brought some wine, like you said. 138 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,200 It'll be a nice evening. 139 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,520 -What's up? -You tell me, what's up? 140 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,840 You praised me, which, in itself, is strange, 141 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,200 and you can't stand hummus. So, what's up? 142 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,800 No, no, no. 143 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,840 -I really love hummus, darling. -No way. 144 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,600 Yes. 145 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,280 It just took me a moment. 146 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,560 You have to get used to new tastes, you see? 147 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:38,280 On the other hand, there's some things I'll never get used to. 148 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,200 For example? That you have a daughter? 149 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,440 I'll be going now, okay? 150 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,960 That you call me “Evžen,” for example. Since you're asking. 151 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:51,960 And that you change your name every six months. 152 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,920 I understand you're trying to find yourself, 153 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,320 but I never know who's going to come home. 154 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,720 -Evžen, please. -Sorry! 155 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,640 So sorry that I don't like 156 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:04,040 my only daughter even changing her last name, 157 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:08,520 so that no one at school knows I'm her father! I sincerely apologise! 158 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,360 Why does that person have to behave like an imbecile? 159 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,080 Xenia, please. 160 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,200 -Evžen! -Mum! 161 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,120 Well done, congratulations. 162 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:47,040 Are you doing that on purpose? You want to unnerve me! 163 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:55,680 Maybe you should protect your teenaged child a bit more. 164 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,160 What? 165 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:02,160 What the folk up above keep doing could cause her psychological trauma. 166 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:07,720 She could become a porn actress, or even a nun. 167 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,280 I don't want to talk about it now. 168 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,560 Now is exactly the time to talk about it. 169 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:16,960 We'll mention it as soon as they start munching our organic chicken. 170 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:20,440 -For which you paid a right packet. -There we are! 171 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,640 You're angry about how much it cost. 172 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,880 If it was up to you, you'd just give them peanuts. 173 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,440 If it was up to me, my darling, I wouldn't give them anything. 174 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,480 -You see? Nothing. -Yes. 175 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:34,080 All our paintings are battered from the walls shaking. 176 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,080 So they shake, so what? 177 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,600 We kept hammering and drilling here for six months. What's the difference? 178 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,040 A vital one. Vital! 179 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:47,480 They shag like rabbits up there. Not rabbits, giant rabbits! 180 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:53,200 But if you want to have dinner with giant, shagging rabbits, go ahead. 181 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,200 I'll join in. 182 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,640 Why aren't you wearing the new dress? 183 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,280 I don't know. 184 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,880 I thought it was… 185 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,040 …a bit too much. 186 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,440 That's good. 187 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,680 Sorry. 188 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,880 This one's great. 189 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,560 How about opening a bottle of wine 190 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,920 and starting again? 191 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,280 Yeah, that'll do us good. 192 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:58,440 But first call the neighbours and tell them not to come. 193 00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:06,720 D'you know what I think about it all? 194 00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:09,680 What? 195 00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:13,359 That we're envious of them. 196 00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:15,960 -Of who? -Them. 197 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,280 Them? 198 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,720 -Yeah. -Why? 199 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:26,079 Whenever I hear her moaning like a cat when they're making love, 200 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,079 I feel envy. 201 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,080 That's why I don't want to say anything. 202 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,400 I'm glad that some people can still let loose. 203 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:35,760 Great. 204 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:41,200 So now we'll start being jealous of our knuckle-dragging neighbours. 205 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,280 Amazing! 206 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,080 And what about your daughter? 207 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:48,080 We'll have to give her earplugs for the night! 208 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:51,520 What if she wakes up terrified that the ceiling's going to fall in, 209 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,640 but doesn't dare to come to our bedroom 210 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,040 because she'll think it's you who's moaning? 211 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,520 And that I'm jumping around you 212 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,560 like a gorilla? What shall we do? 213 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:04,520 Having a good orgasm is harder than you think. 214 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,160 If she has them, then let her enjoy them. 215 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,760 I really do need a drink now. 216 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,160 Of course, help yourself. Go ahead. 217 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,280 I know you men don't understand it, but that's how it is. 218 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,800 It's not easy to have a good orgasm. Where are you? 219 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,520 Listen to me. 220 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:27,800 If we tell them that we can hear them, and that it bothers us, 221 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,960 then every time they're close to climax, 222 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,240 they'll see our faces. 223 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,120 -Yeah. -Our faces? 224 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,280 Yeah. As if we were sitting on their bed, lecturing them. 225 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,320 Maybe she'd never again feel such bliss. Understand? 226 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,440 I'd never forgive myself. 227 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,240 Don't make me feel guilty, Anna, okay? 228 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:54,280 Quiet! 229 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,680 Am I to believe they don't know that we can hear them? 230 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,880 And now I even have to feel responsible for their orgasms? 231 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,800 Put it on the table! 232 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:07,760 They scream and moan because they don't give a shit about us. Period! 233 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:14,320 And when I make a racket at night, I'm well aware that I'm disturbing others. 234 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,880 They should go and screw in a hotel. But they won't. And do you know why? 235 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,320 Because they want to be heard. It turns them on! 236 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,800 Come on, when did you last make a racket at night? 237 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,800 Now you've gone too far. 238 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,400 You win. 239 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,760 -I'll tell them not to come. -Really? 240 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,720 -Thank you. -Don't mention it. 241 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,640 What'll your excuse be? 242 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,960 Well, I'll just tell them we're arguing, as always. 243 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,520 Okay, good, that's fine. 244 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,200 That sounds credible. 245 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,520 If they don't leave within ten minutes, 246 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,400 I'll have an urgent phone call and I'll go. 247 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,360 It's up to you. 248 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,640 Evžen, I'm nervous. 249 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,640 -Shall we agree a truce? -For ten minutes. 250 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,240 -And touch me now and then. -I should touch you? 251 00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,880 -Yes. -Where? 252 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:03,080 -Anywhere you want, as a loving gesture. -Anywhere I want. 253 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:07,600 You give me a sign and I touch your bum, for instance? 254 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,640 Yeah, sure. The bum's fine. 255 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,880 It'll look as if there's still a spark between us. 256 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,840 Yeah, bum. Agreed. 257 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,280 Shall we test it first? 258 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:24,680 -I touch my fringe and… -And I… 259 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,400 -Fine. -So I'll open the door. 260 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,040 Hello! Here you are. 261 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,040 -How are you? -Very well. 262 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,720 Good evening, Anna. 263 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,960 I'm… We're delighted you've come. 264 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:41,200 Evžen, look, they're here already! 265 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,840 Hello. 266 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,280 -Hello. -I hope we're not disturbing you. 267 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:46,800 Since it took you a while to open the door. 268 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:47,800 What? 269 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:51,320 -No, of course not. Come on in. -We can come later. 270 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,240 No, come in, come in. 271 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,680 Come in. 272 00:21:56,400 --> 00:22:00,440 Laura said you were having sex, but I thought you were arguing. 273 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:04,920 -Tomáš always speaks his mind. -We made a wager. Who won? 274 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:08,040 We were just talking to each other, slowly finishing off a conversation. 275 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,560 On a sensitive topic. Do you like sensitive topics? 276 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,560 Sensitive topics? 277 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,480 -We love them. -Perfect. 278 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,080 -What a lovely flat! -Thank you. 279 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,560 -For you. -Thanks. 280 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,240 -It's much bigger than ours. -Really? 281 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,560 -Sure. -It has strong energy. 282 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,440 You don't say! Where? 283 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,520 Evžen. 284 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,760 Everywhere. One can feel that you like it here. 285 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:35,040 I love it here. A lot. Yes, I really do. 286 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,840 I'm proud of what I… 287 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:39,720 we've achieved here. 288 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,320 -The refurbishment. -It must have been such hard work. 289 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:46,120 -I can't even imagine it. -I can, but it must have been terrible. 290 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,400 It was terrible. Sorry. 291 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,920 Things often move her to tears. 292 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,040 Yes. 293 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,720 Don't they? 294 00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:01,560 You know, I'm just like you, it's easy to make me cry. Often. 295 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,320 Often. 296 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,720 -I thought so. Shall we have this? -Of course. 297 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:10,800 -My specialty, a recipe from India. -You didn't have to, thank you. 298 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,480 But it's a bit spicy. I hope you don't mind. 299 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:14,320 No. 300 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:15,800 And also… 301 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,080 it's an aphrodisiac. 302 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,600 -I see. -An aphrodisiac. 303 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,200 -That's fantastic. -Yeah. 304 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,160 Shall we? 305 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:29,080 -Can I help you with something? -No, there's no need. 306 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,240 -Take a seat. -Thanks. What about your daughter? 307 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,480 -She's very happy. -No, I meant, where is she? 308 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,800 I see. On a date. 309 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:41,560 She'll sleep over at her boyfriend's today. But hush. 310 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:44,800 Ooh. 311 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,640 -Evžen. -Yes? 312 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,640 Show Tomáš your study. 313 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:52,760 Come on, darling, no one cares about my study. 314 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:56,080 You've got a study? That's amazing, I haven't got one. 315 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,600 It's his kingdom. 316 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,040 He doesn't even let me in unless he has to. 317 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,240 Laura, look what they've got in here. 318 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,160 A grand piano?! 319 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,040 Hey. 320 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,520 Evžen, calm down, please. 321 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,560 Who plays it? 322 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,320 Me. 323 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,640 And our daughter Martina. 324 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,320 Our daughter Xenia, that is. 325 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,760 You've got two daughters? I only keep seeing one. 326 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,720 We've got several daughters. 327 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,760 Martina, Iva, Jessie, Xenia. 328 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,280 And I think it's not the final number yet. 329 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,840 Evžen's joking. 330 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,080 Our daughter's trying to find herself, so she changes her name now and then. 331 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,160 -About every six months. -That's true. 332 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,040 I don't mind it, 333 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,160 but the registry office isn't cheap. 334 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:49,920 Of course. 335 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,720 I… 336 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,720 I do apologise, but he's really sensitive about it. 337 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:55,720 Sorry. 338 00:24:56,360 --> 00:25:00,240 I'm not, darling, I just don't like it being touched by someone 339 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,280 who cannot play it. 340 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:06,680 It's the only item of furniture that Evžen dusts. 341 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,320 You're a musician? 342 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,000 -Yes, but… -Are you famous? 343 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,680 Can we find you on Google? 344 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,200 Only amongst people from the industry. 345 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:23,360 We love music, and art in general. Do you play at concerts? 346 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:27,560 -We could go and see you. -He's teaching at a school at the moment. 347 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,360 I'm sorry to hear that. 348 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,640 Wow! This is what I call an armchair. 349 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,000 -You like it? -Yes. I love armchairs. 350 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,800 -Me too. -Can I? 351 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,160 Yeah, of course. Oh, sorry. Evžen doesn't like it at all. 352 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:47,600 -He wants to throw it out. -Why? Armchairs are great. 353 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:51,560 One can have a nap in them or… 354 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:54,800 -He gets it. -No. 355 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,720 He doesn't. 356 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:01,760 -What else can you do in an armchair? -Shag? 357 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,600 -Tomáš. -What? 358 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,440 Wine? 359 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,000 -Would you like a glass, Laura? -I'd love one. 360 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,240 -I'll have some, too. -Anna, can we smoke in here? 361 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,640 -What? Smoke? -Yes, of course, go ahead. 362 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,680 -We'll open the windows later. -You should come more often. 363 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,160 Anytime you want, Evžen. 364 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,360 Evžen! Could you open the wine? 365 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,720 -Darling, a moment ago I… -But that bottle is already open, right? 366 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,400 Yes, of course, I'll open a new one. 367 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:37,880 Maybe we should put a Michelin star instead of our names on the door today. 368 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,320 -Have you got an ashtray? -Just put it on the floor. 369 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:48,360 -That's how we do it here, am I right? -Evžen's a joker. 370 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,600 -I noticed. -You can't not notice. 371 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,200 Yes. But only when we have guests. 372 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:58,080 Don't worry, if something catches fire, Tomáš'll put it out. 373 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,920 -What do you mean? -Tomáš is a fireman. 374 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,840 -Aren't you, love? -For four years now. 375 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,640 Fireman! 376 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,160 Bombero! 377 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,840 -Bombe what? -It was in Portuguese, it's nothing. 378 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:14,680 Actually, I'm one of the bosses now, I'm the chief. 379 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,400 I see, a head fireman. Now I understand. 380 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:23,840 I feel much safer now when I know my neighbour's a fireman. 381 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:25,880 Why? 382 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,160 If there was a fire, you see? 383 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:33,160 Or if, as a result of certain vibrations, this building collapsed. 384 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,720 Vibrations? 385 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:41,120 -What vibrations? -Laura, could you help me with something? 386 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,960 -Sure. -Shall we put this in the fridge? 387 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,600 -Yes, we shall. -There. Thank you very much. 388 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,600 -Evžen, an ashtray, please. -Of course. 389 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,200 -Can I have a look? -Yeah. 390 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,800 Well, that looks great. 391 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,600 -Lots of onion. -I hope you'll like it. 392 00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,240 I don't know anyone who wouldn't like your specialty. 393 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,720 Undoubtedly. I'll pour you some more. We love new flavours. 394 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,840 -Don't we, Evžen? -You know me so well, dear. 395 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,160 Watch out, watch out! 396 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,560 -I'm sorry, I do apologise. -Don't worry about it. 397 00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:17,200 Whenever we have guests I get really nervous. 398 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,440 -It's fine, it was very sweet of you. -Well, I don't know about that. Sorry. 399 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,560 -More like stupid. -No, not at all. 400 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:23,760 Really? 401 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,960 We're all scared of being judged by others. 402 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,760 -That's how it is. -I'm sorry? 403 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:29,960 What did you say? 404 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,880 That we are strongly influenced by the opinions of others. 405 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,360 I see. 406 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,040 She's a good psychologist. 407 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,520 You're a psychologist? 408 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:41,880 -Wow. -Wow. 409 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,600 A psychologist. 410 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,480 And a fireman. 411 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,200 What an interesting combination. 412 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,840 It's so… Yeah. 413 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,320 -Here. -Oh, a casserole. 414 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,200 -We don't have an ashtray. -Aha. 415 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,360 -We only have a casserole. -We do have an ashtray. 416 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:04,280 Yes, we do have an ashtray, but it's on the roof because… 417 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,880 Because it likes being alone. 418 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,320 Yes, that's true. 419 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:18,520 Yes, it's his mate. He often goes to it for a chat on the roof. 420 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,520 -Is that right? -Exactly. 421 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:27,240 Well, you're going to have it soon, right? 422 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,800 See the spark between them? 423 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,760 -Exactly. -Most of the time you can't see it. 424 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,640 When we bump into each other outside you usually don't say anything. 425 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,400 We try to keep quiet in the building, you see? 426 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,480 Out of politeness. 427 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:45,240 Hungry already? We should start or it'll get cold. 428 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,480 The chicken's in the garden. I've roasted a chicken. 429 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,880 I hope you'll have some. 430 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,600 -Of course they will. It's organic. -I'm vegan. 431 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,640 -Oh, really? -It doesn't matter. 432 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,560 -But I'm not. -Oh, that's good. 433 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,480 Well, what a relief. 434 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,320 Oof. 435 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,120 The chicken's really good. 436 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,560 And very healthy. 437 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,680 Organic, I know. 438 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,080 Not even a small piece? 439 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,960 You don't even eat fish? 440 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,480 -No. -But you can surely have this. 441 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,720 Evžen bought some carrots, luckily. 442 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,000 Carrots. 443 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:56,040 -Christ, that's delicious. -You should definitely try it. 444 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,200 That's Anna's specialty. 445 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,000 -It's really excellent. -Really? 446 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,760 They do look like giant, shagging rabbits. 447 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,200 What? 448 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,000 -Evžen, have some as well. -No, thank you. 449 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,920 Oh, come on! You love hummus. 450 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,640 -I can imagine the taste, darling. -Have some, Evžen. 451 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,200 Any joy you give your wife is returned to you a hundred times over, isn't it? 452 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,000 I see. You're also a mathematician. 453 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,240 I won't eat carrots 454 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,320 when my wife bought a chicken for the price of caviar. 455 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,400 Would you like to see the rest of the flat? 456 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,320 Of course. 457 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,960 Great. 458 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:04,120 -Not coming? -I've already seen it, darling. 459 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,200 I don't want to smoke indoors. 460 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,200 Fine, but don't talk about anything interesting. 461 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,520 -Evžen. -No, no. 462 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,920 We'll only talk about neighbourly matters. 463 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,760 -Yes. -See? 464 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,920 Nothing to worry about. 465 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,600 We've made a few changes here. 466 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:28,120 This building was built by Evžen's grandfather, an architect. 467 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,320 -Aha. -His dad was also an architect. 468 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,800 So only Evžen is a bit different. 469 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,440 -Evidently. -He used to sleep in this room. 470 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,760 Now it's our daughter's. She even has her own bathroom. 471 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,080 -May I? -Of course. 472 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,000 -Nice. -Hmm. 473 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,720 -An extra bathroom's a massive advantage. -It is. 474 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:55,200 I find bathrooms very inspirational. 475 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,200 Never mind. 476 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,640 At least we're getting to know each other better, eh? 477 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,520 That's true. It's difficult to do it on the staircase. 478 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:14,360 The staircase? 479 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,120 We run into each other, neither of us knows what to say, 480 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,920 we're looking in opposite directions… 481 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,720 It's awkward. 482 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,160 Do you also feel awkward? 483 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,040 Yes, I do. 484 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,640 I don't like running into strangers… 485 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,600 -in enclosed spaces. -You see? 486 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,880 You'd never say this to me on the staircase. 487 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,680 That's true, I wouldn't. 488 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,280 This is our bedroom. 489 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,240 Oh! 490 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,280 -What a big bed. -It is. 491 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,800 You could fit several people in there, eh? 492 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,600 I suppose so. 493 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,920 May I? 494 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,560 Of course. Please. 495 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,440 -Yes, it's comfortable. -Yes. 496 00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:13,920 And soft. 497 00:34:14,199 --> 00:34:15,320 Yes. 498 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:19,280 -It doesn't creak. -Not at all. 499 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,159 -That's very important. -It is. 500 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:27,159 We need a new mattress, the one we have now is completely… 501 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,080 -What? -Fucked. 502 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,239 -Your glass is empty. -What? 503 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:38,400 -Would you like some more wine? -No, I'd get drunk too quickly. 504 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,960 And then nothing could stop me. 505 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,560 You're not like that, are you? 506 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,280 Oh, but I am. I am like that. 507 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:51,120 Not Evžen, though. He can drink without losing his self-control. 508 00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:54,199 I like it. 509 00:34:55,199 --> 00:34:55,880 What? 510 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,280 -Losing self-control. -Aha. 511 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,680 Sometimes, we all need that, don't we? 512 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,600 I love dancing. 513 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,160 A lot. But Evžen doesn't. 514 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,640 -Really? -Yes. 515 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,760 -I love dancing. -I can see it. 516 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,480 Really, how? 517 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,440 -I hooked up with Laura at a dance. -Really? 518 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,040 -Yes. -I'm so envious. 519 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,040 Yeah. Excuse me. 520 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,640 -May I? -Of course. 521 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,560 It's a lovely dress. 522 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,200 -Let me see. -Come on. 523 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,640 Yeah. It'd suit you. 524 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,280 You think? 525 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,600 I do. 526 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,360 -Try it on. -No. 527 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,400 -Why not? -It's a bit too… 528 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,360 -What? -Too red for me. 529 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:55,200 -Yes, it is red, but… -No, it's not appropriate. 530 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,200 -Oh, come on, be brave. -No. No. 531 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:58,880 Be brave! 532 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,080 I need to powder my nose, so… 533 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,200 Excuse me. 534 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,720 Whatever you say. 535 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,200 I was lucky to meet Tomáš. 536 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,440 I found freedom that I didn't even think existed. 537 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,560 No way. 538 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,560 And joy. 539 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,080 Suddenly I discovered joy in life. 540 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,840 I used to have the same face. 541 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,160 It's as if we knew each other better than we really do, right? 542 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,360 That's true. 543 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,120 We actually barely know each other. 544 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,360 That's how it is with neighbours. 545 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,720 Have you ever met someone for the first time and… 546 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,680 And what? 547 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,720 And you immediately felt a connection? 548 00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,960 Maybe. 549 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,400 Let's go for a smoke. 550 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,040 -I fancy a cigarette. -Of course. 551 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:53,440 I don't really smoke, only from time to time. 552 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,920 -Of course. -Just one puff and I feel better. 553 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:59,280 Evžen keeps them somewhere up here. I'm sure of it. 554 00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,440 He doesn't know I know. 555 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,760 -They must be here somewhere. -I'll give you a hand. 556 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,400 Oh, yeah? Thank you. Here. On the left. More to the left. 557 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:13,000 -Yeah, left. -More to the left, yes. 558 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,200 Yes. Here. 559 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,800 Good. 560 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,640 Got them. 561 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,160 I've found them. 562 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,080 Hello. 563 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,000 I've got them, Tomáš. 564 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,360 Do carry on. 565 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:41,640 Who needs a ladder when we have a fireman at home, right? 566 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,400 Has something happened? 567 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,760 No. Nothing. 568 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,120 Laura, we haven't tried that specialty of yours yet. 569 00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:01,160 Go out and I'll bring plates and forks, okay? 570 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,120 You heard her, she's the boss around here. 571 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,200 Go ahead. 572 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:21,440 Have you met the new neighbours from the first floor yet? 573 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,640 They seem decent to me. 574 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:28,160 They respect all the elementary rules of community living. 575 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,280 -Evžen. -Yes, dear? 576 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,280 -Will you put some music on? -If you insist. 577 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,800 What would you like to listen to? 578 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,720 -Country. -I actually meant music. 579 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,280 We love country music. 580 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,920 We're members of the Society of Lovers of Country Music. 581 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,240 We go dancing once a month. Would you like to join us? 582 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,000 Darling, I'm afraid Evžen is not into dancing at all. 583 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,200 -Or am I mistaken? -Not at all. 584 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,920 I'm not into dancing. 585 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,800 And do you know what, I won't put any music on. 586 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,920 At least we'll be able to talk about more important things. 587 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:08,800 You don't look very well, darling. Perhaps you're a bit under the weather? 588 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:13,960 -Yes, I feel a bit faint, but… -If you don't feel well, we can go. 589 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,200 -No! Please don't. -No! 590 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:20,320 Sit down. We still have to discuss one more sensitive topic. 591 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,040 -Darling, more wine. -Oh, the glasses. 592 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,120 No! Sit down. I'll bring them myself. 593 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,720 Here we are. I must try that, too. 594 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,040 It looks amazing, Laura. 595 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:39,120 A bit of cinnamon, ginger, and chilli, first and foremost. 596 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,080 -Laura… -Thank you so much for inviting us. 597 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:48,320 Don't mention it. You helped us a great deal. 598 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,440 We gave you the hammer back, didn't we? 599 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,080 Hammer? What hammer? 600 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,520 Tomáš, could I have another glass, please? 601 00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,800 -Oh, off you go. -Thank you. 602 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,960 -Chilli. -Yes. 603 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,520 I love chilli. 604 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,440 Well, I hope you can handle it. 605 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,440 -Definitely. Thank you. -So, dig in. 606 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,360 -Very good. -Excellent, isn't it? 607 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:32,760 Excellent. 608 00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,880 In fact, we also wanted to talk to you about something. 609 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,920 Really? What a coincidence! 610 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,200 Coincidence? 611 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,040 What is it about? 612 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:52,200 -Don't worry, nothing serious. -Yeah? We also have something for you. 613 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,240 For us? 614 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,320 Yeah, we also wanted to tell you something. 615 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,200 -Really? -Yes. 616 00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,240 -Well, you go first. -No, you go first. 617 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:00,960 -No! -Go ahead. 618 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,360 No, you start. Come, they should start. 619 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,000 This is your home, you have priority. We'll wait. 620 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,040 -We can start. -No, you start. 621 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,480 Stop it. You start, really. 622 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,040 You start, because you're our guests. 623 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,840 Very well. Tomáš. 624 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,800 We wanted to apologise to you. 625 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,640 -Really? -What for? 626 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:29,080 It's clear that we've been disturbing you. 627 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,040 Us? 628 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,240 -Particularly during the night. -When? 629 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,680 -When having sex. -You? 630 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,120 -Yes. -Yes? 631 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,000 Yes. We make love, sometimes. 632 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:40,880 Yes. 633 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:45,480 -Of course, but that's normal, isn't it? -Totally normal. 634 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,640 You must be able to hear it. 635 00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,840 We do our best to be quiet, but… 636 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,680 sometimes it's hard not to lose control. 637 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,720 Particularly when you're a bombero! 638 00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,400 If it's been too much for you, we'd like to apologise. 639 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,480 Oh, no need for that. Am I right, Evžen? 640 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,040 Anyway, it happens to all of us from time to time. 641 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,920 But we've never heard you. 642 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,360 Really? 643 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,320 But why would you? 644 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:26,840 Yeah. 645 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,360 -Why? -Well, because… 646 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,400 Because we live downstairs. That's why. 647 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:37,080 Of course. We're fully aware 648 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,680 that there are days when the furniture jumps about at our place. 649 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:44,240 At ours too. Not long ago I found a chest of drawers in the kitchen sink. 650 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,240 Darling, come on. 651 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:52,640 So we thought we'd use this opportunity to apologise. 652 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:53,720 No, it's fine. 653 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,880 We really didn't hear anything, did we? 654 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,800 No. I sleep like a log. 655 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,880 You're not being totally truthful, Evžen. 656 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,880 -Me? -Him? 657 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,360 Yes. He's a liar. 658 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,120 Why do you think so? 659 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,480 Because we know you once phoned us at night. 660 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,440 -When? -About a month ago. 661 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,040 -About three times. -Yeah. 662 00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,000 You phoned them three times? 663 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,640 -Really? -We were noisy. 664 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,040 -Especially you. -No, you! 665 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:24,760 Really? 666 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,480 And when we picked up, you just hung up. 667 00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,360 -That's so embarrassing. -No. 668 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,000 So low. 669 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,920 No, it's our fault. It's our mistake. 670 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,080 Why didn't you tell me you wanted to phone them? 671 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,600 Originally, I wanted to call the police. 672 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:44,960 Don't look at me that way. 673 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,640 We've been talking about them and their orgasms for months now. 674 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,840 You talk about my orgasms? 675 00:44:58,560 --> 00:44:59,640 Oh, come on… 676 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:02,840 We talk all the time and about everything. 677 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,640 Maybe we've mentioned it once or twice, but in a completely different context. 678 00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:09,640 It wasn't once or twice, but almost every evening! 679 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:10,800 Okay. 680 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,520 She didn't want to tell you, but as neighbours, 681 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,560 we can talk about anything, right? 682 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,400 With us you certainly can, definitely. 683 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:19,480 She was scared 684 00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:23,880 you'd lose your epic orgasms if we mentioned it. 685 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,040 That's so considerate. Very kind. 686 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,200 But it's not Laura who has those epic orgasms. 687 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,920 -Really? -Karolína does. 688 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,280 -Aha. -I see. 689 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,720 -And who is Karolína? -A friend of ours. 690 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,680 And she lives with you? 691 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,560 No, Karolína lives in the mountains, with Karel. 692 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,840 -Who's Karel? -A friend of ours. 693 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:52,000 Karel is a huge man. And breathes heavily. 694 00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,280 You just hear… 695 00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,040 Sorry. He's just like a bison. 696 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,000 -Maybe you've heard him as well. -Who? 697 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,760 -The bison, of course. -Yeah. 698 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,800 And why does Karolína have orgasms at your place? 699 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,920 -We have group sex from time to time. -That too. 700 00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,240 Only occasionally. 701 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:22,920 -Of course. -It's not that we… 702 00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,720 If it's only occasionally, then that's fine, right? 703 00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:28,560 -Sure, occasionally is great. -Yes. 704 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,160 -That's fine, only occasionally. -Yes. 705 00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:33,040 -Yeah? -Yes. 706 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,280 I need to go for a smoke. 707 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:41,320 Yes, I won't mind a cigarette either. 708 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,560 Next time, we should meet at your place. 709 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:44,840 Sure. 710 00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,720 Our sofa can be folded out into an oval-shaped bed. 711 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,880 -Very practical. -We had it made to order. 712 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,400 That many people don't usually fit into a normal bed. 713 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,480 To tell the truth, at first we did it on the rug, 714 00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,880 but my knees were like a boy who's just learning to ride a bike. 715 00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:04,520 Maybe we can lend you our armchair. To make things lively. 716 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,360 Like an upholstered aphrodisiac! 717 00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,960 But it's only suitable for certain positions. 718 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,000 Naturally. 719 00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:16,040 Yeah, so it's with Karel. And Karolína. 720 00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:19,720 -Yes, the four of us meet up regularly. -Regularly? 721 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,920 -And sometimes others join in. -Sure, for variety. 722 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:26,000 They're all people that we know, and we trust each other. 723 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,400 How comforting. 724 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,160 And also exciting. 725 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,560 You learn a whole load of new things. 726 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,200 That's… 727 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:38,320 Well, we don't do things like that, but we'd surely get to like it. 728 00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,640 -It's impossible not to like it. -Yeah. 729 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:46,280 Well, those aphrodisiacs in the food are starting to take effect. 730 00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,320 -I'm totally on fire! -Come on. 731 00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:54,600 So, sometimes we exchange partners. 732 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,080 -Exchange? -And do threesomes. 733 00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,560 -Threesomes? -Not just threesomes. 734 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:03,960 Sometimes a lift full of people comes up to us and others have to take the stairs. 735 00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:09,680 Kind of a small, intimate orgy, if I understand it correctly. 736 00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:13,560 -Sure, everyone with everyone else. -For variety. Oh, sorry. 737 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:17,440 Orgy? No way. There're never more than eight of us. 738 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,160 What d'you mean, “never”? There were ten of us that time. 739 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:23,120 -Ten? -Good God, ten? 740 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,360 Please, don't bring God into this. 741 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,240 Yes, that was Karolína's birthday! 742 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:32,840 -It was a birthday party. -Birthdays are birthdays. 743 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:37,280 -So now you understand why it was noisy. -Of course, with that many people. 744 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,960 So we're actually apologising on behalf of Karolína. 745 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,400 Karolína simply loves sex. 746 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,280 Didn't you want to say something, Evžen? 747 00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:55,080 No. 748 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,040 I'll get my telescope. 749 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,640 I'll have a look at Jupiter just to be sure. 750 00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,000 I hope it hasn't left its orbit. 751 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:09,960 Evžen! 752 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,960 I apologise if it is too much for you. 753 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,920 Too right it's too much. 754 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,000 It was too much when you first came in. 755 00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:22,160 Well, everyone can do what they want with their own body. 756 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,520 Well, Anna, sex isn't just about the body. 757 00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:26,960 What's it about? 758 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:30,160 Sex is at home here. 759 00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,360 But you're shaking. 760 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:41,160 I'm not used to being touched. 761 00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,320 Are you really a fireman? 762 00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:50,120 Evžen! 763 00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:52,400 Have some wine. 764 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:53,880 No! 765 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:58,440 I need water. Cold water. Very cold! 766 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,400 And you know what? What I want to do is jump right into it 767 00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:05,120 to wake myself up and find out that all this is just a bad dream! 768 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,200 Christ alive, Evžen, what are you doing? 769 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:08,880 You'll catch a cold! 770 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,320 -We didn't want to make you angry. -Too late! 771 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,600 Take that off, you can't wear it when it's wet. 772 00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:19,200 -We didn't want you to feel embarrassed. -It's perfectly fine. 773 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,840 We're neighbours, we can tell each other things. 774 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:26,880 -It's all about respect, isn't it? -Yes. Plus we're not narrow-minded! 775 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:35,880 It seems you haven't yet had a similar experience. Please. 776 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:41,480 I'd love to, but I'm just a normal musician. 777 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,840 -I'm so sorry. -Don't worry about it. 778 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,920 There's nothing worse than boredom and routine. 779 00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:50,680 I agree. 780 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,800 I understand that it's not for everyone. 781 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:54,960 -Oh, isn't it? -No. 782 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,800 -Only for stable couples. -Okay. 783 00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,000 Unfortunately. 784 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,760 Excuse me. 785 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,800 So this is your telescope. 786 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,160 Hard to say. 787 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:11,960 Maybe it's just a massive vibrator. 788 00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:18,440 Evžen, you have a sense of humour, I like that. 789 00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:24,040 When I met Laura, I actually had two girlfriends at once. 790 00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,520 I had to sleep with them alternately, it was tiring. 791 00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,640 -I should have been a fireman. -Maybe. 792 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:34,120 Once, I don't know even how it happened, all three of us ended up in bed together. 793 00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:37,160 We liked it and kept doing it. 794 00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:40,680 She said that it's only for stable couples. 795 00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:42,640 And we definitely aren't stable. 796 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:45,120 -We started to form a group. -Sure. 797 00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:49,480 The Society of Lovers of Country Music. The Society of Lovers of Sex. 798 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,000 -Wow! -But no drugs. 799 00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:54,200 -They're banned. -Good. 800 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,520 I say that to my daughter all the time, no drugs. 801 00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:01,200 -Evžen, show our guests some stars. -Yes, I have to set it up. 802 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,840 Well, sometimes we smoke marijuana. 803 00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,960 -Who doesn't? -And sometimes a bit of ecstasy. 804 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:09,280 I see. 805 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,480 -Have you ever tried it? -No. 806 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:15,040 No. All I take is fizzy aspirin. 807 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,440 Evžen, sometimes it's good to let loose. 808 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:23,040 -That's enough. -Evžen, I'm just teasing you. 809 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:27,040 I'm beside myself with laughter. 810 00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,200 -Oh, I can see one. -Really? 811 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:34,000 I don't know what it is, but it's beautiful. 812 00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:37,520 You wouldn't believe how many people are ashamed of their bodies. 813 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,240 -I'm not ashamed to be naked. -I didn't mean us. 814 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,040 And us neither. 815 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,160 Yeah, I know. 816 00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:47,720 We work with music a lot during the process. It's like a dance. 817 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,200 Yeah? I can see it already. 818 00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:52,680 Sex and country music. 819 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:54,600 So… 820 00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:58,240 -Don't worry, we didn't hear anything. -Careful. 821 00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:02,480 No, we only hear the bison. 822 00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:07,480 Laura, I have something to show you. 823 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,440 -Can I have a look? -Sure. 824 00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:14,960 Can you see it? 825 00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:19,000 -Yeah. -That's the constellation Canis Major. 826 00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:21,400 I can see a very bright star. Which one's that? 827 00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:22,400 That's… 828 00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:25,840 Yes! That's Sirius. 829 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:29,560 You'd better stop asking, because he can talk about the sky for hours. 830 00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,320 Everyone has a hobby and that's good. 831 00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,040 Shall we have some cake? Chocolate cake? 832 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:36,920 -We'd love to. -Evžen. 833 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:41,040 Thank you. 834 00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:45,480 It's not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle. 835 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,240 -I see. -A way of thinking. 836 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:51,120 What matters is to know what one likes and how one likes it. 837 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,640 No one is allowed to leave without orgasm. 838 00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:56,440 -Really? -It's not permitted. 839 00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,480 And nothing happens without consent. 840 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,160 Including fellation and anal sex. 841 00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:06,920 Anal sex? 842 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:12,400 Yes. For example, Laura here really loves anal sex. 843 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,480 Yes, I do, but not everyone does. 844 00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:18,320 Everyone does a certain extent. 845 00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:22,200 -Everyone does to a certain extent?! -Yes. 846 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:28,480 -You too? You never told me. -Maybe you never asked. 847 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,200 Would you like some cake, dear? 848 00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:34,960 Yes. 849 00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:36,640 Right. 850 00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:40,080 Thanks. 851 00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,920 We'd never talk to the Zdražils from the first floor about this. 852 00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:46,280 No, definitely not to the Zdražils, I understand. 853 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,320 I wouldn't say anything to them either. 854 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,600 All that members of Opus Dei do in groups is pray. 855 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:53,840 The Zdražils. 856 00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:59,080 I don't know if you also feel this way, 857 00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:03,880 but we've felt the connection from the start. With you. The energy. 858 00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:06,280 Yes, there was a lot of energy there. 859 00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,720 See? I told you. 860 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,800 -What did you say to her? -That you like similar things. 861 00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:17,080 Like you, Anna, you enjoy being naked. 862 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,160 Hang on a moment. You… 863 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,680 You've seen my wife naked? 864 00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:29,440 Yes. Through the window to the courtyard, I go there to smoke. 865 00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:33,000 You've seen Anna naked through the window? 866 00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:36,560 And which one exactly? 867 00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,560 Wasn't that Mrs. Zdražilová by any chance? 868 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:43,240 I'm sure about it. Mrs. Zdražilová certainly isn't so appealing. 869 00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:48,120 Do you have anything to say about this revelation, dear? 870 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:53,320 -Maybe it happened once. -No, it was more than once. 871 00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:55,280 -What? -But… 872 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:58,320 -More than once? -The first time it was by chance, sure. 873 00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,560 But after that, every time I go to smoke, 874 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:04,120 you walk about the flat naked, so I can see you. 875 00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:09,360 -Tomáš can't keep a secret. -I see. 876 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:14,760 -Now I'm definitely going to the roof. -Evžen! 877 00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:17,480 We also love walking about naked at home. 878 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:19,560 I don't. 879 00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:23,240 And definitely not when being watched by a pervy neighbour! 880 00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:27,400 Did I say something wrong? 881 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,640 That's you all over. Every time we go deep, you run away. 882 00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:39,840 -Do you want to justify yourself? -No. 883 00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:43,560 It's true. Sometimes I do it, that's just how it is. 884 00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:48,400 -Great! Tell me your excuse. -I'm not like you. I don't make excuses. 885 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,960 And that's another thing we have in common. 886 00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:54,680 What? What else do you two have in common? 887 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,680 We both like dancing. 888 00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:00,080 I see! My wife enjoys dancing. 889 00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:04,560 But you don't go dancing with her, so she has to walk about the flat naked. 890 00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:08,760 What an interesting comment from a porn fire hydrant. 891 00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:13,480 -Evžen, they're our guests! -No. They're your guests, dear. 892 00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:19,160 -And I deserve an explanation, don't I? -Yes, apparently you do. 893 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,760 -So you'll have one. -Alright, then. 894 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,360 Excuse me, let me pass. Ow! 895 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,880 Make yourself at home. 896 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,040 The first time, I came out of the shower. 897 00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,680 -Out of the shower? -Yeah. 898 00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:41,880 I came out of the shower, naked, 899 00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:46,320 and as I walked past the window, I noticed him. 900 00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,760 He goes to the courtyard to smoke after having sex. 901 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,120 He looked at me and I walked on. 902 00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:54,200 Yes, that's exactly how it was. 903 00:57:56,440 --> 00:58:01,960 Since then, whenever I have a shower and hear them having sex, 904 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,640 I know that he might be there. 905 00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:06,040 Sure. 906 00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:09,240 -So now it's kind of a routine. -Yeah. 907 00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,680 It's pleasant and liberating. What's so bad about it? 908 00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:15,440 Nothing. It's important to have such intimate moments. 909 00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:20,080 -But I never looked him in the eye. -Yeah? And what's the difference? 910 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:23,600 -A big one. -In that case, I feel much better. 911 00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:27,040 So if you're so jealous because of that, I'll look at him from now on. 912 00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:28,480 Hang on a moment. 913 00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,160 What's that supposed to do to me, Doctor? 914 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,760 You're jealous, that's good, it's a sign of love. 915 00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:35,360 Of course. 916 00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:39,440 He used to look at me, he couldn't get enough of the view. 917 00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:42,840 Next time just let me know. I'll film you, put it on the Internet, 918 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,960 and just you wait and see how many people will look at you! 919 00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,640 -Evžen! -No, I'm not going there. 920 00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:51,320 Where are you going? Evžen! 921 00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:52,800 Stop! 922 00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:55,640 Evžen! Evžen, wait! 923 00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:57,480 I can't believe it! 924 00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:59,080 Evžen! 925 00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:00,760 Wait! 926 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:02,480 What do you think you are… 927 00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:03,600 Damn it! 928 00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:06,760 Evžen, strop running away! 929 00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:09,400 Evžen? 930 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:12,240 Evžen, we haven't finished yet. 931 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,400 Evžen! Let me in! 932 00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:18,160 Evžen. 933 00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:24,560 Evžen? 934 00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,480 It's just fantasies. 935 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,960 Intimate fantasies, every single one of us has them. 936 00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:34,200 Don't blame her, it's not fair. 937 00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:38,000 After you stared at Laura's breasts on the staircase, you had a wank anyway. 938 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,200 He stares at your breasts on the staircase? 939 00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:47,320 All the time. But I don't mind. 940 00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:50,520 That's what life's about. It's playful. What would it be about otherwise? 941 00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:51,720 Evžen! 942 00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:55,040 I really like it when you look at my breasts. 943 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,480 Oh, my God! 944 01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:10,680 So when you shut yourself in the bathroom, you think about her breasts and not mine. 945 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000 I like hers better. 946 01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:15,560 I just didn't want to tell you. 947 01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:18,360 Amazing. 948 01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:20,480 We can start comparing them now. 949 01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:24,920 Calm down, you two, please. 950 01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,440 Enough! 951 01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:30,880 Evžen. 952 01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:38,800 I bet you just perv on women in the neighbourhood with that telescope. 953 01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:41,160 So that's why you love going there so much. 954 01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:45,800 No. 955 01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:48,600 I like being alone, I think about things 956 01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,000 and gaze at the stars. 957 01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:54,480 But when it's overcast, I perv on the neighbours. 958 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:59,160 There're some lesbians living nearby who have sex all the time. They're amazing. 959 01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:00,800 There you go! 960 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:05,200 You like going about naked, he likes looking at amazing lesbians. 961 01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:08,920 -And at your wife's breasts. -Exactly. So what's the problem? 962 01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:23,240 -Evžen, are you alright? -Yeah. 963 01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:28,000 But I think there's a tumour growing in my head. 964 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,600 Well, I think it's time we left. 965 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:34,400 I suppose so. 966 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,800 -Cheerio. -Cheerio. 967 01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:49,920 But in the end it was pretty good, wasn't it, Evžen? 968 01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:55,320 You slap me once more and I'll whack you. 969 01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,160 I like this chap. 970 01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:07,040 -So we're off. -Yeah. 971 01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:09,520 -Our place next time. -Fine. 972 01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:12,400 -We'll get the oval-shaped bed out. -Why not. 973 01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:13,880 -Really? -What? 974 01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:16,320 -What did I tell you? -What did you say to her? 975 01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:19,000 -That's enough for today. -What? That's why we came here. 976 01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:22,600 -You didn't want to see the flat? -No, that was only a pretext. 977 01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,880 -A pretext for what? -We'll talk about it next time. 978 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,960 -Next time? -So why did you come? 979 01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,440 We wanted to invite you to have sex with us. 980 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:38,320 Did you hear that, Evžen? 981 01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:42,000 I did, but I'm pretending I didn't. 982 01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:45,640 Don't be ashamed. Laura, we've been talking about it for months. 983 01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:50,400 -You really talk about wanting to… -Yes, a lot. 984 01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,880 -We also only talk about you. -Exactly. 985 01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,760 We can feel it. We're sensitive to these things. 986 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:56,800 Tell them. 987 01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:59,200 We think you're a really attractive couple. 988 01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,080 -Thank you. -You too. 989 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:04,560 And also sexy. We'd love to have a sexual experience with you. 990 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:07,320 -Exchange partners… -A swop, you mean? 991 01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,840 -Or all four us together. -At the same time? 992 01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,760 -Anything you want. -Sky is the limit. 993 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:15,760 Think about it and if you feel up to it, we can do it. 994 01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:18,160 -Wonderful. -But when? 995 01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:21,160 -We spend the weekends with our daughter. -Anna! 996 01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:24,200 They've invited you to an orgy. And you answer like that? 997 01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:28,840 Well, I'm all agitated. It's the first time I've been invited to an orgy. 998 01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:33,080 -I'm a bit nervous. Is that odd? -It's not odd, we're friends. 999 01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,360 If you don't want to, don't worry about it. 1000 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:37,760 -We'll forget about it. -Yeah. 1001 01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:41,160 Thank you for the invitation. We'll think about it. 1002 01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:45,520 Actually, if I can just add my two cents, 1003 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:49,360 you have to jump right in without thinking. Head first. 1004 01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:53,480 -Even right now, if you want to. -Right now? 1005 01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:57,360 -I told you that today was too soon. -Darling, it's not too soon. 1006 01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:59,840 We're here, we've had a drink, we're relaxed, 1007 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,400 we're attracted to each other, I've got condoms with me… 1008 01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:07,480 I'm sorry. I haven't finished my depilation. 1009 01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:11,400 Oh, there's no need to worry. 1010 01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:15,920 Listen, Mr. Fireman… 1011 01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:18,600 Excuse me. 1012 01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:22,720 Hello, Iva. 1013 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:26,960 No, not now, now we're getting ready for an orgy. 1014 01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:30,160 Yes, with Anna, naturally. 1015 01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:33,440 And with Karolína, her bison, a fireman, you know… 1016 01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:36,840 What? You don't go to orgies? 1017 01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:40,480 You're a bit behind the curve there, girl. 1018 01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:42,640 No, I'm fine, I feel great. 1019 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,400 Okay, I'll be in touch. Bye. 1020 01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:48,920 My sister. 1021 01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:51,240 Should I invite her too? 1022 01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:54,760 You're taking the piss. But why not? Your sister, why… 1023 01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:57,800 Well, hang on. Do the rules allow it? 1024 01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:06,360 -I see. Thanks, take care. -Yes. 1025 01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:10,480 Christ, the bowl. 1026 01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:12,080 -What? -The bowl we brought. 1027 01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:13,960 I'll get it another time. 1028 01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,560 -It's quite precious. -Come and get it. 1029 01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:19,360 -It's no problem. -Very precious. 1030 01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:27,000 Come on in. 1031 01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:31,000 I think I've got déjŕ vu. 1032 01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:38,280 -It's in the sink. I'll wash it for you. -Don't worry about it. 1033 01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:49,720 It's a shame anyway. What else would you do? 1034 01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:56,040 -What else would we do?! -Yeah. 1035 01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:01,400 I see. Watch TV or argue. 1036 01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:03,800 What's it got to do with you, you imbecile? 1037 01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:04,560 Evžen! 1038 01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:07,480 -You're an imbecile and a perv! -Evžen! 1039 01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:10,840 -Please. -What d'you mean “Evžen, please”? 1040 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:12,960 This man's an imbecile! 1041 01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:15,480 And he's been pushing our buttons this whole time! 1042 01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:18,040 -See? You're already arguing. -Yes, sometimes we argue. 1043 01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:20,320 -And you shout, too. -When did you hear us shout? 1044 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:22,680 When you were hysterical, like now. 1045 01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:24,680 I don't get hysterical anymore! 1046 01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:27,640 -I'm sorry. -No, I am sorry. 1047 01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:30,000 You're right, let's forget about it. 1048 01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:33,440 I don't think you're ready. Not at this moment. 1049 01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:36,040 Yes. Unlike you, we definitely are not. 1050 01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:39,880 Because we haven't taken a course for deviants on an oval-shaped bed! 1051 01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:43,680 -Tomáš just wanted to say that couples… -Just a moment. Sorry. 1052 01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:47,040 Are you really a psychologist? 1053 01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:49,560 Careful. Careful! 1054 01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:53,240 -Good night, then. -Hummus. With carrot. 1055 01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:55,480 Since you liked it so much. 1056 01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,240 Excuse us. 1057 01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:00,720 Thank you. 1058 01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:04,520 The next time I hear you moan, I'll call the police. 1059 01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:08,640 I bet there're some minors in that sadist shag-parlour of yours, too! 1060 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:11,040 -We never invite minors. -I do apologise. 1061 01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:12,320 Anna? 1062 01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:15,520 You're supposed to be on my side, not theirs. 1063 01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:18,760 I'm sorry if we've offended you. Tomorrow is a new day. 1064 01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:21,280 -Don't worry about it. -Exactly. 1065 01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:28,000 I can assure that I'll do my best to make you move away! 1066 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,920 I don't want our daughter to bump into deviants 1067 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:32,720 from a satanic cult in the corridor! 1068 01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:34,600 It's not satanic. 1069 01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:37,760 Evžen, don't overreact, they only invited us to an orgy. 1070 01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:41,080 -What?! -They only invited us to an orgy. 1071 01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:44,480 You've got a great sense of humour. Can't you just take it in your stride? 1072 01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:47,280 I think my tumour's just exploded. 1073 01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:48,880 Is it my fault? 1074 01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:51,400 Do you think I'm overreacting? 1075 01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:55,560 They came here to boast about how modern they are. And us? 1076 01:07:55,680 --> 01:08:00,120 We're not brave enough, we're cowards, we don't take drugs. 1077 01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:05,560 Yuck! All we do is gawp at the telly and argue. And you agree with them? 1078 01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:07,400 -Yes. -But of course. 1079 01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:10,360 Because you always agree with everyone, don't you? 1080 01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:15,240 -Because everyone behaves differently. -Yes. And how are you behaving now? 1081 01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:19,040 Like a liberal woman who gets turned on by anal sex! 1082 01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,520 You're so pathetic. 1083 01:08:25,479 --> 01:08:26,760 Pathetic! 1084 01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:28,279 Sure. 1085 01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:32,479 -I'm sorry, we're not normally like this. -Don't worry about us. 1086 01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:36,479 Don't leave yet, maybe we'll have a shag after all. 1087 01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:39,040 -We shall see! -We're pitiful. 1088 01:08:39,319 --> 01:08:43,279 -No, not at all. -Sorry, so shall we stay or… 1089 01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:45,319 Do you want to go for it, Anna? 1090 01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:49,720 Shall we have a foursome? Or will it be just you and the hydrant? 1091 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,319 He could have you on the washing machine. 1092 01:08:52,399 --> 01:08:54,040 Yeah, maybe he could, right? 1093 01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:57,319 Then I'd feel so good. What a great idea! Yeah! 1094 01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:00,720 -I want a real good screw! -I have condoms. 1095 01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:06,760 She's yours, muscle-man. 1096 01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:08,479 Wherever you want. 1097 01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:12,000 -Say in the armchair. -In the armchair? 1098 01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:16,319 In the armchair?! 1099 01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:19,080 We're behaving like idiots. It's so embarrassing! 1100 01:09:19,359 --> 01:09:22,000 Sad and embarrassing. 1101 01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:26,840 It'd do you a lot of good, you know? 1102 01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:30,240 Maybe you'd calm down a bit and get rid of the anger 1103 01:09:30,319 --> 01:09:34,080 you wake up with every morning and go to bed with every night. 1104 01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:35,600 You think you have the right 1105 01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:37,680 to drag me down to the bottom, too, but you don't! 1106 01:09:38,279 --> 01:09:40,800 No one has the right to destroy someone else's life! 1107 01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:46,200 Pour us some whiskey, hydrant, we'll need it. 1108 01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:49,080 I don't even know when we last made love. 1109 01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:51,399 And last orgasm? 1110 01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:55,320 Even a tiny one, like our daughter's hamsters have? 1111 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,480 -Anna? -Yes? 1112 01:09:57,880 --> 01:10:00,840 I want to point out that what is happening right now 1113 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:04,400 is very important, but be careful what you say. 1114 01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:08,080 -There're words you can't take back. -Sorry, Doctor. 1115 01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:12,080 Hang on, I'll get a notebook. For notes. 1116 01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:13,960 Enough! 1117 01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:16,600 You defend yourself with sarcasm. 1118 01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:19,400 That's the only thing your intelligence can do. 1119 01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:21,120 Blimey! 1120 01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:25,120 There's been tension and mutual reproaches between you two for ages. 1121 01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:26,920 Yeah. Reproaches. 1122 01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:29,160 Reproaches. 1123 01:10:29,440 --> 01:10:32,720 -You should discuss it in peace. -I see! In peace? 1124 01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:36,960 -Okay, then. In peace. I have it. -Why can't you just be nice? 1125 01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:41,000 It's you who's avoiding me! When I approach you and want to make love! 1126 01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:42,760 But you don't approach me! 1127 01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:45,600 How can I trust a person who treats me badly? 1128 01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:49,520 You'd even screw the hydrant! And you barely know him. 1129 01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:53,520 What's wrong with us? I don't recognise us. 1130 01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,240 Don't be so dramatic, Anna. 1131 01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:58,440 It's great, isn't it? 1132 01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:01,520 We're actually warming up that oval-shaped bed already. 1133 01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:05,520 You? You wouldn't be capable of it. You've got a big mouth, but… 1134 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:09,120 But I'll go for the orgies, or whatever it is. And do you know why? 1135 01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:12,720 -I've no idea. -Because I'm not a coward like you. 1136 01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:15,920 You lack the courage to do any of the things we've been talking about. 1137 01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:18,920 Do you have anything to add before our guests leave? 1138 01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:20,800 Excuse me. 1139 01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,000 Your whiskey. 1140 01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:42,720 Your whiskey, Evžen. 1141 01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:19,200 I think we'll hang about for a bit. 1142 01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:23,920 We are partially responsible for this. And mainly you, darling. 1143 01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:31,200 Very well. 1144 01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:34,000 How about if we calmed down a bit 1145 01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:36,440 and discussed what has happened here today? 1146 01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:38,400 Are you taking the piss? 1147 01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:42,600 Now you want to give us therapy? I'd even prefer anal sex. 1148 01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:45,520 What a party! 1149 01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:49,240 Anna? 1150 01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:54,360 What are you thinking about now? 1151 01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:57,080 About David. 1152 01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:59,400 Who's David? 1153 01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:06,000 -A lover I've never had. -Do you regret it? 1154 01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:09,280 At this moment, a great deal. 1155 01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:11,720 What kind of relationship did you have? 1156 01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:14,720 He was a colleague of mine. 1157 01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:17,680 We used to go for lunch together. I was crazy about him! 1158 01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:21,960 Evžen? 1159 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:27,640 Yes, love doctor? 1160 01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:31,200 Do you remember something about that? 1161 01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:31,960 Yeah. 1162 01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:35,960 He was all over her for days on end. And he wasn't the only one. 1163 01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:38,960 Ever since we've been together, she wants me to know 1164 01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:41,760 that there're men around her who are crazy about her. 1165 01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:44,240 That she can leave me at any time. 1166 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:48,440 Anna, do you still love David? 1167 01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:50,800 No. 1168 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,720 So why did you remember him? 1169 01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,280 Because I might have been happier with him. 1170 01:13:56,440 --> 01:13:58,720 Give him a call. We'll have a threesome! 1171 01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:02,200 And he also wanted to have children. 1172 01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:03,760 So did I. 1173 01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:05,640 But you have a daughter together. 1174 01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:09,080 I wanted more. 1175 01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:12,720 And Evžen didn't? 1176 01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:17,000 If he did, they'd be running around here. He bought me a dog instead. 1177 01:14:18,440 --> 01:14:20,680 Are you angry with him because of it? 1178 01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:23,080 No, not any more. 1179 01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:25,520 But you are angry with him in general. 1180 01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:27,640 Yes. 1181 01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:32,760 Because I'm 40 and I can't even buy a nice dress without him screaming at me. 1182 01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:36,400 And I like cats, but Evžen doesn't. 1183 01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:39,800 And it's like that with everything else. 1184 01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:43,200 Do you see any cats around here? 1185 01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:46,480 No, not cats. 1186 01:14:48,080 --> 01:14:49,760 Nice shoes. 1187 01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:52,400 Evžen? 1188 01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:55,240 Sorry. 1189 01:14:56,720 --> 01:15:00,080 I want to go up there to have a look if the lesbians are in bed already. 1190 01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:02,480 You wanted to be a pianist, didn't you? 1191 01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:05,000 But you're a teacher. How did that happen? 1192 01:15:06,480 --> 01:15:09,040 I'd think I'm really unlucky if I were you. 1193 01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:11,840 Or not talented enough. 1194 01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:17,000 That's why you're so angry? 1195 01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:19,840 That's why you didn't want to have more children 1196 01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:22,280 so that your dream wasn't even more distant? 1197 01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:27,120 That's why you keep running away up there. 1198 01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:31,040 Because down here you still have it right before your eyes. 1199 01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:34,840 No. 1200 01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:40,400 I go there to satisfy my urges and perv on the city's sex life. 1201 01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:43,200 So you never give a direct answer? 1202 01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:48,520 Definitely not to a psychologist who listens to country music. 1203 01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:50,680 Why not? 1204 01:16:31,440 --> 01:16:33,200 May I have the pleasure? 1205 01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:44,720 Want to join in, darling? 1206 01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:09,800 Go for it, girls! 1207 01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:22,760 Anna! Anna! 1208 01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:25,040 That's enough! Get out! 1209 01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:28,040 You always have to win, don't you? 1210 01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:32,400 -Stop it, Evžen, you'll hurt yourself! -Yes! You always know better, don't you? 1211 01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:45,120 Evžen, now you've really gone completely mad. 1212 01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:57,160 Thank you, it was really nice. 1213 01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:19,280 Tea. Would you like some, Evžen? 1214 01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:21,640 No, thank you, hydrant. 1215 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:26,880 Anna? Milk, sugar, honey? 1216 01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:28,800 I'll have a bit of ammonia, please. 1217 01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:32,000 -Anna? -No, thank you. Just tea. 1218 01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:40,040 -Here you are. -Thank you. 1219 01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:45,280 -What is your sexual relationship like? -Shared or individual? 1220 01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:50,360 When was the last time you had sex? 1221 01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:59,720 Sorry. It must be… 1222 01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:02,360 A year ago. 1223 01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:10,280 I'm sorry. 1224 01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:11,840 Alright, then. 1225 01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:13,640 Doctor, 1226 01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:16,680 it doesn't look very good, does it? 1227 01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:18,720 No, not at all. 1228 01:19:20,480 --> 01:19:23,240 And, in your experience, 1229 01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:27,360 what would do us good? 1230 01:19:28,440 --> 01:19:29,680 Splitting up. 1231 01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:36,520 I told you that inviting them for dinner was a stupid idea. 1232 01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:39,560 I'm sorry, do we still need this? 1233 01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:46,120 You should split up. 1234 01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:49,040 Before the wounds get so big that nothing can heal them. 1235 01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:53,760 And all I wanted to do was to invite you to dinner and show you the flat. 1236 01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:56,840 The problem is not that you argue. 1237 01:19:57,800 --> 01:19:59,760 But that you don't know how to apologise. 1238 01:19:59,960 --> 01:20:01,800 Right, it doesn't happen here at all. 1239 01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:04,760 That's why the rage just keeps building up. 1240 01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:06,240 In both of you. 1241 01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:09,920 Don't worry about me. I'll go and live in the mountains. 1242 01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:12,760 With Karolína. 1243 01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:31,120 She's right, you know. 1244 01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:34,360 You never want to talk about it. 1245 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:36,680 What do you want us to talk about? 1246 01:20:37,440 --> 01:20:41,280 The tension's nearly over, you finally got to dance, 1247 01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:43,040 so what do you want? 1248 01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:47,440 It's about what's happening between us. About what happened to us. 1249 01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:50,200 And what happened to us? 1250 01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:54,720 Life's difficult. Even living with oneself is difficult. 1251 01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:57,080 Nothing works out according to one's expectations. 1252 01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:01,880 For instance, it would never occur to me to invite mentally deranged neighbours. 1253 01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:05,200 -I'm being serious. -And I'm serious all the time. 1254 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:08,440 Even if it doesn't seem so. Don't you know me at all? 1255 01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:13,360 Bloody hell, that's what I'm like! That's what I am like! 1256 01:21:14,480 --> 01:21:17,040 We can't go on like this. We really can't. 1257 01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:22,560 What a shame, I'd only just started to enjoy the party. 1258 01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:26,960 Exactly. You won't say anything else, will you? 1259 01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:29,440 We'll split up. 1260 01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:33,640 That's what couples therapy's for, isn't it? 1261 01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:37,720 Alright, then. 1262 01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:39,760 Let's just split up. 1263 01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:43,120 It won't be easy, being without each other. 1264 01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:46,400 -But you'll get used to it. -Really? 1265 01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:52,760 That's probably the first time I've tasted it. 1266 01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:57,880 What do you taste? 1267 01:21:58,440 --> 01:22:00,040 The difference between chickens. 1268 01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:04,120 Between an organic chicken and a normal chicken. 1269 01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:05,600 Excellent. 1270 01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:08,640 And now the hard part. 1271 01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:11,240 You can't shock us anymore. 1272 01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:13,880 What worse things can possibly happen to us? 1273 01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:15,800 You have to say goodbye. 1274 01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:18,240 Say goodbye? 1275 01:22:19,080 --> 01:22:20,600 Us two? 1276 01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:23,760 Yes. You've been together for many years. 1277 01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:27,000 You have to thank each other 1278 01:22:27,320 --> 01:22:29,720 for what you've experienced together. 1279 01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:36,680 -You have an amazing daughter. -Yes. 1280 01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:38,680 Yes, we do. 1281 01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:42,840 Once you were really in love. 1282 01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:45,960 Yes, a lot. 1283 01:22:46,480 --> 01:22:48,720 You were a good couple. 1284 01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:51,040 You should be proud of that. 1285 01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:57,240 Embrace each other. 1286 01:22:58,440 --> 01:22:59,960 We should embrace? 1287 01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:01,920 We haven't embraced for a long time. 1288 01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:04,920 That's why you should do so now. 1289 01:23:06,120 --> 01:23:10,080 -I don't know if… -I also don't know, but… 1290 01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:13,240 -Embrace each other. -Alright, fine… 1291 01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:42,640 Good. And now step apart. 1292 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,440 How was it? 1293 01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:54,600 Good. 1294 01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:57,240 Tears came to my eyes. 1295 01:23:57,480 --> 01:23:59,160 Mine too, but… 1296 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:01,720 I hid it. 1297 01:24:03,160 --> 01:24:07,040 Me too. I feel terrible, all I wanted to do was to have a shag. 1298 01:24:12,320 --> 01:24:13,720 Okay. 1299 01:24:14,920 --> 01:24:17,640 Shame that you're leaving already. 1300 01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:21,960 I don't know what to say. 1301 01:24:22,760 --> 01:24:24,520 Be strong. 1302 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:26,720 It was a really 1303 01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:28,840 nice evening. 1304 01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:31,520 Farewell. 1305 01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:34,360 -And if there's a fire, call me. -Any time. 1306 01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:38,320 -Good night. -Good night. 1307 01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:45,360 -Listen… -May I? 1308 01:24:46,360 --> 01:24:48,040 After you. 1309 01:25:05,280 --> 01:25:08,200 -I'll do it. -No, it's fine. 1310 01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:19,520 I'll tidy up tomorrow. 1311 01:25:20,880 --> 01:25:23,360 Don't worry, I'll do it. 1312 01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:30,800 -Anna? -Yes. 1313 01:25:31,160 --> 01:25:33,520 We have to discuss the separation. 1314 01:25:34,320 --> 01:25:36,240 -But I'm too tired now. -Yeah. 1315 01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:39,360 Alright. So tomorrow? 1316 01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:41,240 I'm going to bed. 1317 01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:44,360 Perhaps I should sleep on the couch. 1318 01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:47,160 Sleep wherever you want, Evžen. 1319 01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:21,280 Anna? 1320 01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:27,160 I'm sorry we don't have a cat. 1321 01:26:31,360 --> 01:26:35,160 And I feel bad about how I behave sometimes, and it's true 1322 01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:39,400 that we can't carry on like this. 1323 01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:43,480 We said a lot of things and… 1324 01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:50,280 Anna? 1325 01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:53,760 I don't want to give up. 1326 01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,000 I don't want to throw in the towel. 1327 01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:01,000 And you? 1328 01:29:36,960 --> 01:29:38,560 Fuji, bed. 1329 01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:56,720 Look. What is that?! 1330 01:29:59,080 --> 01:30:00,880 Fuji, heel! No! 1331 01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:04,760 It's really strange, isn't it? 1332 01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:07,920 Come on. Let's go.