1 00:00:02,363 --> 00:00:07,660 Usually a line at the Crab Shack means queue for the toilet. 2 00:00:07,827 --> 00:00:13,749 Today Camden Bank shared shirts for those who meet the card conditions. 3 00:00:13,916 --> 00:00:19,964 The thumb is on the left nipple on, and the bag is on the right. 4 00:00:20,131 --> 00:00:25,344 Is that the real Savings Squirrel? It has not sung its song. 5 00:00:25,511 --> 00:00:31,934 "It's crazy to keep your savings elsewhere as in the Camden Savings Bank." 6 00:00:32,101 --> 00:00:37,481 You think I speak condescendingly, but that squirrel is drawn. 7 00:00:37,648 --> 00:00:40,693 - Sometimes you're a real jerk. - The next one. 8 00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:44,196 I was looking forward to receiving the card, which I had not stolen. 9 00:00:44,363 --> 00:00:47,908 Randy was looking forward to the shirt, featuring a smiling squirrel. 10 00:00:48,075 --> 00:00:53,080 - Your permanent address? - Palm Tree Motel, room 231. 11 00:00:53,247 --> 00:00:58,169 We stayed one night in room 211, but downstairs lived a drug dealer- 12 00:00:58,335 --> 00:01:01,922 - and sometimes there was fire through the floor bullets so we moved. 13 00:01:02,089 --> 00:01:04,967 No permanent address. Professional? 14 00:01:05,134 --> 00:01:11,974 I have a list of my bad deeds. I repay deeds to people. 15 00:01:14,518 --> 00:01:17,354 - Put "no profession". - Education level? 16 00:01:17,521 --> 00:01:20,357 First degree or a college degree? 17 00:01:20,524 --> 00:01:23,778 Is the alternative "someone high school" or "self-taught"? 18 00:01:23,944 --> 00:01:28,449 If you ask "what movie did you see last time", I can answer that. 19 00:01:28,616 --> 00:01:32,787 Jack Frost. It came on TV and it was really good. 20 00:01:32,953 --> 00:01:39,877 We can't give to the homeless credit card for the unemployed. 21 00:01:40,044 --> 00:01:43,089 - So no T-shirt? - No. 22 00:01:43,255 --> 00:01:48,511 I can give it of a paper Packaway mask. 23 00:01:48,677 --> 00:01:52,681 The bank thought I was a child. 24 00:01:52,848 --> 00:01:55,434 What kind of man would like to be treated like that? 25 00:01:55,601 --> 00:02:00,106 Can I have a mask? Or really two. I finish the first one. 26 00:02:02,441 --> 00:02:04,944 My name is Earl. 27 00:02:09,888 --> 00:02:15,477 I didn't have a job, education or a permanent home. 28 00:02:15,644 --> 00:02:20,774 I wasn't the only one whose life hadn't changed since school. 29 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:23,235 Would you hand over the nuts, Earl? 30 00:02:23,401 --> 00:02:26,196 That was funny but I'm not in a laughing mood. 31 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:30,325 Don't take that seriously you started to feel like a child. 32 00:02:30,492 --> 00:02:34,120 At least you have your list. It's a really grown-up thing. 33 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:36,832 The list is stupid. He doesn't follow the order. 34 00:02:36,998 --> 00:02:40,001 And he couldn't meet the word "catapult". 35 00:02:40,168 --> 00:02:44,005 It is only taken seriously, because it's on nice paper. 36 00:02:44,172 --> 00:02:48,552 If you ruined your adulthood, why don't you put yourself on your list? 37 00:02:48,718 --> 00:02:52,597 Sometimes it feels like I am your conscience. Just like that cricket. 38 00:02:52,764 --> 00:02:56,685 It would be great if you were on the list. We could skip the boring part- 39 00:02:56,852 --> 00:03:00,021 - where you search for a person and explain of karma. I hate it. 40 00:03:00,188 --> 00:03:04,901 All right, I'll do it. I'll write it down right away. 41 00:03:05,068 --> 00:03:08,071 Number 273. 42 00:03:08,238 --> 00:03:12,033 "I'm looking for myself in adulthood." 43 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,911 do you know what have i seen adults do? 44 00:03:15,078 --> 00:03:18,290 Below the important point let's mark things with letters. 45 00:03:18,456 --> 00:03:22,002 273-A: graduate school. 46 00:03:22,169 --> 00:03:25,672 273-B: get the right job. 47 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:29,551 273-C: move out of the motel. 48 00:03:29,718 --> 00:03:33,805 Footnotes. You grow up in the blink of an eye. 49 00:03:36,725 --> 00:03:43,023 It was too late to complete school, but I would take the GED exam. 50 00:03:46,485 --> 00:03:51,323 I started with math because I can count with fingers. Randy tried too. 51 00:03:51,490 --> 00:03:56,953 "There are six women in Armando's class per two men." Great. 52 00:03:58,330 --> 00:04:01,875 "If there are 12 women, how many men are there in the class?" 53 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:07,088 I couldn't count the men amount, but there would be 24.'s tits 54 00:04:07,255 --> 00:04:10,801 It didn't help me, but it probably helped Armando. 55 00:04:10,967 --> 00:04:13,136 I skipped math. 56 00:04:17,307 --> 00:04:19,684 "Past participle." 57 00:04:21,102 --> 00:04:26,733 Now. "Parti" is a bit like a party- 58 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:31,154 -and "wing" is like "wing"- 59 00:04:31,321 --> 00:04:34,074 -which birds have. 60 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:37,953 A party bird in the past. 61 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:43,041 I also left out the mother tongue. 62 00:04:43,208 --> 00:04:46,253 "How many continents in the world is?" 63 00:04:47,462 --> 00:04:50,882 A, B, I, O, U. 64 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:55,345 Damn. "Five" is not an option. 65 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:58,140 I couldn't fill in a single answer. 66 00:04:58,306 --> 00:05:00,767 Randy didn't have that problem. 67 00:05:04,396 --> 00:05:08,900 It's a boat. That's me and they are hot chicks. 68 00:05:11,361 --> 00:05:16,283 So that I could pass the exams, I should learn something. 69 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:21,663 I went back to tell my teachers, that I am ready to return. 70 00:05:21,830 --> 00:05:27,294 - How come you don't teach me? - You are too late. 71 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:31,298 You would have paid attention In the 80s, when we still cared. 72 00:05:33,884 --> 00:05:38,638 You begged for my attention that you could teach me. 73 00:05:39,681 --> 00:05:44,936 Guess what happened? 20 years of table tops like you. 74 00:05:45,103 --> 00:05:48,607 I couldn't argue against it. Me and Randy were table tops. 75 00:05:48,773 --> 00:05:53,403 After leaving school, tough kids literally queued for our place. 76 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:04,414 A sufficiently large number of table tops makes the teacher break down. 77 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:10,378 Mr Romack broke down on teacher's day, when a mug was glued to his hand. 78 00:06:18,261 --> 00:06:20,639 Mrs Harding was victimized during a cigarette break. 79 00:06:31,483 --> 00:06:35,362 They even attacked the affectionate Mrs McCullum, who taught cooking. 80 00:06:39,449 --> 00:06:42,661 - Awesome! - Oh my God! 81 00:06:45,163 --> 00:06:48,458 Finally, the pranks of the young went completely off the cuff. 82 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:51,002 Have a fun Christmas holiday! 83 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:59,427 I used to love coffee, but now it mocks me. 84 00:06:59,594 --> 00:07:02,931 I used to teach how the thanksgiving meal is prepared. 85 00:07:03,098 --> 00:07:07,435 Now I show cooking shows, when I gamble on my phone. 86 00:07:07,602 --> 00:07:12,816 We have become babysitters. Every day we play against time. 87 00:07:12,983 --> 00:07:15,068 Schools have always had ankle boots. 88 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:19,447 Why don't you put them in observation class? 89 00:07:19,614 --> 00:07:21,908 There I saw childbirth for the first time. 90 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:26,663 We tried the observation class, but we no longer get substitutes to teach. 91 00:07:26,830 --> 00:07:33,128 Give the substitutes a nicer name. Visiting teacher or astronaut. 92 00:07:33,295 --> 00:07:39,968 No... Openautti. It doesn't sound like that from the teacher anymore. Astro teacher. 93 00:07:40,135 --> 00:07:43,722 I understand your burnout, but i need you 94 00:07:43,889 --> 00:07:49,561 Without passing the exam I can't become an adult. 95 00:07:49,728 --> 00:07:53,523 - I'll do anything. - Anything? 96 00:07:55,859 --> 00:07:58,904 I am your teacher. My name is Earl. 97 00:08:01,531 --> 00:08:05,619 Bad habits and great aim. This would be challenging. 98 00:08:09,662 --> 00:08:15,793 On the first day I was hit five snot balls and a shooting star. 99 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:22,509 Sound exciting? "The foggy ones dreams produce hazy results." 100 00:08:22,675 --> 00:08:25,720 - I don't understand. - Me neither. That sounded smart. 101 00:08:25,887 --> 00:08:30,350 Why do you want to inspire students? You should just watch out for them. 102 00:08:30,517 --> 00:08:34,646 I want to change them. I owe it to my teachers. 103 00:08:34,813 --> 00:08:39,317 I don't want the students to end up to an old child like me. 104 00:08:39,484 --> 00:08:42,779 Calm down. The teacher always gets contact with problem youth. 105 00:08:42,946 --> 00:08:45,865 I've seen that movie 12 times, and it always goes well. 106 00:08:46,032 --> 00:08:50,119 Sometimes, however, the teacher is shot or she gets breast cancer. 107 00:08:55,708 --> 00:09:01,589 Listen up. Don't hold me only your teacher. 108 00:09:01,756 --> 00:09:04,384 Consider me your friend. 109 00:09:04,551 --> 00:09:07,679 I have been in your position. I know where it leads. 110 00:09:07,846 --> 00:09:13,226 - Now I live in a motel with my brother. - Gay! 111 00:09:15,353 --> 00:09:18,940 - I'm not gay. He is my brother. - Gay. 112 00:09:19,107 --> 00:09:25,822 - I have a gay friend... - Super gay. 113 00:09:25,989 --> 00:09:30,952 Speaking directly wouldn't help. This would require more. 114 00:09:31,119 --> 00:09:35,123 We are going on a class trip. All to the parking lot. 115 00:09:38,293 --> 00:09:42,088 Hop aboard the El Camino. I will show you the future. 116 00:09:42,255 --> 00:09:48,386 Don't tell me what day I die. I don't want to know. Is it Thursday? 117 00:09:48,553 --> 00:09:52,515 I would show what life would be like after mistakes. 118 00:09:52,682 --> 00:09:58,563 This is where I live. If you continue fooling around and you don't learn anything... 119 00:09:58,730 --> 00:10:02,192 - ...you end up here. - Cool. 120 00:10:02,358 --> 00:10:08,448 - Does a hot cleaner always come here? - Not cool, but pathetic. 121 00:10:08,615 --> 00:10:11,159 Tell me why they don't want to be like me 122 00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:16,080 The drug lord broke in here and slammed Earl's head into the tub. 123 00:10:16,247 --> 00:10:19,834 Then he went to the bathroom and left without pulling it. 124 00:10:21,836 --> 00:10:27,133 That wouldn't have happened if I had graduated from school. Let's continue. 125 00:10:30,428 --> 00:10:33,306 I showed them theirs of his future ex-wife. 126 00:10:33,473 --> 00:10:38,269 What the hell? Best hope not pedophile hunter see this. 127 00:10:38,436 --> 00:10:41,981 Nice. Joy, tell them why don't they want to be like me. 128 00:10:43,566 --> 00:10:46,110 He's not very smart. 129 00:10:46,277 --> 00:10:49,197 He thought YMCA was pronounced "jumka". 130 00:10:49,364 --> 00:10:53,910 Once he dived into the void into the pool. It was a fun day. 131 00:10:54,077 --> 00:10:57,247 He hit his head and pooped in the cat's litter box. 132 00:10:57,413 --> 00:11:01,543 True. In addition, the cat saw and had a scar on my face. 133 00:11:01,709 --> 00:11:03,962 Should have stayed in school. 134 00:11:04,128 --> 00:11:07,507 Earl is right. A good education with help you can do anything. 135 00:11:07,674 --> 00:11:12,095 Did you graduate yourself? Why then? do you work at this hospital? 136 00:11:15,056 --> 00:11:19,310 Life is complicated. You don't know what I've been through. 137 00:11:19,477 --> 00:11:24,149 I have seen the evil of man. That would make a horror movie. 138 00:11:24,315 --> 00:11:28,570 Darnell, listen. You are a Crab In the shack and there is your wife. 139 00:11:28,736 --> 00:11:33,408 He is sexy. In the evening you can play Atari. Everything is fine. 140 00:11:33,575 --> 00:11:38,037 I came up with more. Your monkey blanket In Earl's rock-paper-scissors. 141 00:11:39,747 --> 00:11:45,295 I felt that I had received students to understand. 142 00:11:46,713 --> 00:11:51,009 - What did we learn today? - That you're a loser. 143 00:11:51,176 --> 00:11:55,722 Right. You don't want to end up like me. 144 00:11:55,889 --> 00:12:01,102 We don't end up being an old man, with a porn mustache. 145 00:12:01,269 --> 00:12:05,315 Not with my Guitar Hero skills. I got five stars from Free Bird. 146 00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:08,276 I'm going to be a rock star as long as I get a guitar. 147 00:12:08,443 --> 00:12:14,991 You can't trust crazy dreams from rock stardom or basketball. 148 00:12:15,158 --> 00:12:18,161 I thought that I would become a stuntman. 149 00:12:18,328 --> 00:12:23,124 The closest I got was when I fell through the roof of a liquor store. 150 00:12:26,419 --> 00:12:31,174 You were born a loser, and we were born great. 151 00:12:37,055 --> 00:12:40,266 - Mr. Hickey, can we talk? - Sure, Summer. 152 00:12:40,433 --> 00:12:44,395 This is a bit embarrassing, but I don't want to be a loser. 153 00:12:44,562 --> 00:12:48,107 I don't want to lose to a monkey in rock-paper-scissors. 154 00:12:48,274 --> 00:12:54,322 It made the stone six times in a row and I get stuck on it… 155 00:12:54,489 --> 00:13:00,161 Maybe I didn't get the whole class to understand, but one opened. 156 00:13:00,328 --> 00:13:02,413 I was excited to help him. 157 00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:06,876 I gave him every piece of advice, what came to my mind. 158 00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:22,684 Remember that even if you have is a stripper name- 159 00:13:22,851 --> 00:13:25,728 - not necessarily about you come stripper 160 00:13:25,895 --> 00:13:29,816 Thank you, Mr. Hickey. You just changed my life. 161 00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:32,902 That's what teachers do. 162 00:13:33,069 --> 00:13:35,321 Let's go. You held him back enough. 163 00:13:38,741 --> 00:13:40,952 Did you arrest? What for? 164 00:13:44,622 --> 00:13:47,542 - What the hell? - As I recall, you didn't park like that. 165 00:13:57,677 --> 00:14:00,138 How did I even get out? 166 00:14:00,305 --> 00:14:04,684 I'll kill them. I swear I will kill them. 167 00:14:04,851 --> 00:14:09,063 Now you sound like a teacher. Soon you gain weight and stop shaving. 168 00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:14,569 Those bushes didn't listen not a word, and I was just trying to help. 169 00:14:14,736 --> 00:14:17,572 They thanked by translating on the side of my car. 170 00:14:20,825 --> 00:14:26,581 - Don't try to be a hero. - When are you going to counter? 171 00:14:26,748 --> 00:14:29,584 You are in charge. This is your school. 172 00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:35,465 We have to treat them as they treat us. 173 00:14:35,632 --> 00:14:39,010 What do you want from us? We must not hurt children. 174 00:14:39,177 --> 00:14:42,680 At least physically, I don't can afford to hurt them mentally. 175 00:14:42,847 --> 00:14:45,016 I don't mean to hurt them. 176 00:14:45,183 --> 00:14:48,645 We could let them a taste of his own medicine- 177 00:14:48,812 --> 00:14:52,565 - or their own spit, as they did For Mrs McCullum's soup. 178 00:14:52,732 --> 00:14:55,235 Do they spit in my soup? When? 179 00:14:55,401 --> 00:14:58,029 Every day according to Mrs Harding. 180 00:14:58,196 --> 00:15:01,533 I didn't tell because you like soup and you would be shocked. 181 00:15:02,617 --> 00:15:06,746 - I got mononucleosis from them. - It's time to fight back. 182 00:15:06,913 --> 00:15:09,749 Explosive cigarettes, because of tape and glue. 183 00:15:09,916 --> 00:15:14,462 And because of what Mrs. Harding's including they massaged your coffee cup. 184 00:15:14,629 --> 00:15:17,590 They used to swim there. I didn't want to shock. 185 00:15:17,757 --> 00:15:22,846 What do you say? Are we going to suffer or shall we resist? 186 00:15:24,305 --> 00:15:26,599 Let's show those bastards. 187 00:15:28,768 --> 00:15:32,605 Mr Romack left eye to eye, glue to glue line. 188 00:15:38,444 --> 00:15:41,072 Mrs McCullum's revenge was sweet. 189 00:15:43,241 --> 00:15:45,618 And a little messy. 190 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:57,964 Mrs Harding only needed revenge seating order and spanner. 191 00:16:05,972 --> 00:16:08,975 We saved the worst for last of the case: Nick Daley. 192 00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:13,688 We hit the worst place, ie to his 1968 Camaro. 193 00:16:13,855 --> 00:16:16,316 Mr Baldwin did excitedly dirty work. 194 00:16:16,483 --> 00:16:18,985 It's going to be crazy. 195 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:21,654 When he starts the car, CD player plays- 196 00:16:21,821 --> 00:16:26,784 - "I have a little pili" with continuous repetition. 197 00:16:26,951 --> 00:16:30,872 When he turns it off, the airbags I installed deploy. 198 00:16:31,039 --> 00:16:37,212 The doors lock, and concerning them gets an electric shock. 199 00:16:37,378 --> 00:16:40,215 Lord time. 200 00:16:40,381 --> 00:16:43,968 I wish he was my technical work teacher alive to see this. 201 00:16:44,135 --> 00:16:46,596 This is for you, Mr Veeley. 202 00:16:53,019 --> 00:16:56,898 Good work. When we go back, behave as usual. 203 00:16:58,942 --> 00:17:01,486 Usually! 204 00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:13,164 - Have a fun lunch break. - Remember the seat belts! 205 00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:22,799 Such enthusiasm teachers should not have. 206 00:17:22,966 --> 00:17:29,097 I speak for everyone when I say, that this is the highlight of my career. 207 00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:33,143 - What if he pees his pants? - Claire, you're ruining the whole thing. 208 00:17:53,371 --> 00:17:57,667 No worries, you'll hit with the next bomb. It just needs to be delayed a bit. 209 00:17:57,834 --> 00:18:03,464 - This is considered terrorism. - Guantanamo calls. 210 00:18:03,631 --> 00:18:07,177 Exactly! That's what you got when you put your bags in my mug! 211 00:18:07,343 --> 00:18:09,929 - Shut up now! - Calm down. 212 00:18:10,096 --> 00:18:13,766 - What the hell did you do to that car? - I guess a couple of wires got crossed. 213 00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:17,896 - His car exploded! - Shut up, Harding! 214 00:18:18,062 --> 00:18:21,065 - Shall we fight? - Stop messing around. 215 00:18:21,232 --> 00:18:25,945 I've blown all kinds of things by accident and I haven't been caught. 216 00:18:26,112 --> 00:18:32,452 Let's get back to our normal activities and behave normally. 217 00:18:34,662 --> 00:18:41,211 Mr McCullum, swinging his arms in the branches is not usual. 218 00:18:42,962 --> 00:18:45,965 But it makes me nervous. 219 00:18:46,132 --> 00:18:51,137 You rarely hear it said that the teacher has nerves of steel. 220 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:55,475 However, I had to send them back to class. 221 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:09,197 Open your textbook from page... 222 00:19:12,158 --> 00:19:18,581 Something strange happened. Murder the company gets the student's attention. 223 00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:23,962 The teachers are confused. They are trying to kill us. 224 00:19:24,128 --> 00:19:29,259 - We went too far. - I peed my pants. 225 00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:36,516 Our revenge plan worked better than expected. 226 00:19:36,683 --> 00:19:39,936 When Mrs. Harding realized, lest the apple explode- 227 00:19:40,103 --> 00:19:44,232 - he calmed down and could to teach for the first time in years. 228 00:19:46,484 --> 00:19:50,071 The teachers were so grateful getting his class back- 229 00:19:50,238 --> 00:19:54,325 - that they returned to teach everyone, including me and Randy. 230 00:19:54,492 --> 00:19:59,956 We enjoyed learning so much, that we took additional courses. 231 00:20:00,123 --> 00:20:02,750 My zucchini bread succeeded perfectly. 232 00:20:09,215 --> 00:20:13,303 For the first time, I felt good when returning the exam. 233 00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:18,475 I didn't draw because i knew too much. 234 00:20:18,641 --> 00:20:22,312 I drew something on tissue paper. It's an elf named Finster. 235 00:20:26,316 --> 00:20:29,486 Maybe I wasn't allowed to walk across the stage wearing a dress- 236 00:20:29,652 --> 00:20:32,322 -but I felt I had achieved something. 237 00:20:33,823 --> 00:20:37,160 I even got to apply new my math skills. 238 00:20:37,327 --> 00:20:40,413 I have completed one third of my journey to adulthood. 239 00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:46,211 Or two sixths or three one ninth. Or all of them. 240 00:20:46,377 --> 00:20:50,131 I was doubly proud, because Randy learned a lot too. 241 00:20:50,298 --> 00:20:52,592 I have a lot to carve. 242 00:20:59,098 --> 00:21:06,231 Finnish translation: Petra Rock www.sdimedia.com