1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:03,320 You know, sometimes I wake up in the morning and I'm just like, 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:05,960 bleurgh! I don't want to go to work today. 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:08,960 And then I remember these guys. 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:10,960 Get excited. 5 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:14,280 Get that tingly feeling in my chest like, ooh. 6 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:17,240 I think it's safe to say that we all feel that. 7 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,240 Morning team. 8 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:21,560 That's good. 9 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:22,800 They're busy. 10 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,280 -Morning Lizzie. -Ah! 11 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,080 Alisha just called to say that she's running ten minutes late. 12 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:31,640 -For...? -Your 10 a.m. meeting. 13 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,560 Which will now be at 10:10. 14 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,360 How many people do we have signed in today? 15 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:37,640 Four. Johann's in the toilet. 16 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:40,640 The rest are working from home. 17 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:46,640 Johnny, how many guys are on the floor today? 18 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,560 [indistinct chatter] 19 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:51,800 [Hannah] Come in. 20 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:53,320 Sorry, mate. 21 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,880 Just firing off a big report. 22 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:00,400 [Hannah chuckles] And sent. 23 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:02,840 What can I do you for? 24 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:06,320 As you know, Hannah, we've been looking at attendance across the branches. 25 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,600 Well, you certainly don't need to worry about numbers here. 26 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:12,520 -So, Johnny from the warehouse? -No, What? 27 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,720 Umm, ah, you know what? 28 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,080 I can see the resemblance, but no, that's not him. 29 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,200 You were saying? 30 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,000 Well, we've reviewed our flexible work practices, 31 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:23,039 and given the low attendance rates, 32 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:26,320 Flinley Craddick can no longer justify the cost of our office spaces. 33 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:27,400 [Hannah] Yeah, 34 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:31,560 We're going to close the regional branches and everyone will go remote. 35 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,120 -What? -Well, the warehouse will still stay open. 36 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:39,400 Everyone else will work from home. 37 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:41,560 [gulps] 38 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,440 I think that's a bad idea. 39 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:48,360 [blinds banging] 40 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:49,520 -[anxiously] -So what are we talking? 41 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,000 Home detention, house arrest? 42 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,280 What are we-- What are we talking here Alisha? 43 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:54,520 [Alisha] Please calm down. Hannah. 44 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,200 Those people out there are like family to me. 45 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:00,120 And I won't let you throw them out on the street. 46 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,680 No one is going out on the street, Hannah. They're just going home. 47 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,920 Do you think we can run Australia's fourth largest packaging company 48 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,479 from the isolation of our own homes? 49 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:09,680 We can't. 50 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:11,880 Your lease expires at the end of next month so-- 51 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:13,800 What if we bring everyone in full time? 52 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,079 That'll boost productivity, right? 53 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:22,079 If we bring everyone in, I guarantee we can make a year's worth of rent 54 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,960 by the end of next month. 55 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,640 -$300,000. -300,000? 56 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,320 Yes. Too easy. 57 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,960 How are you even going to convince your staff to come in full time? 58 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:36,480 I won't need to convince them. I'll just ask them. 59 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:38,560 Please, Alisha. 60 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:40,680 Please, please, please. 61 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,760 -Fine. I'll talk to the board. -Yes! 62 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:44,760 Yes! 63 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,760 But if any of your staff members complain about being forced 64 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,320 to come in full time, you are not to blame it on head office. 65 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,800 Why would I do that? [scoffs] 66 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:52,920 Won't even mention your name. 67 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,120 [phones ringing] 68 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:57,200 That is Johnny from the warehouse. 69 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,600 What? Johnny, shame on you. 70 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,360 If there's anyone here that doesn't actually work up here, 71 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:04,440 can you please leave? 72 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:05,680 Thank you. 73 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:09,680 [Hannah] Honestly, I don't know what's gotten into you guys. 74 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:11,320 Not cool. 75 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:16,079 [theme music playing] 76 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,600 [car alarm bleeps] 77 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:46,440 [Hannah] Welcome, welcome. Come on in. Pile in. 78 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,320 Yeah. Oh, there he is, Marty HR. Look out! 79 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:52,320 So exciting to see everyone in the building all at once. 80 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,440 Yeah. 81 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,079 Great. Is that everyone? 82 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,960 We're one short. Do you want to wait? 83 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,200 Who is it? Lloyd? 84 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,360 Nah. 85 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:03,800 Firstly, may I say thank you very much for coming in at such short notice, 86 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:07,040 and what an absolute pleasure it is to look out and see 87 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,360 a room full of smiling faces. 88 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:15,680 Secondly, for those of you who haven't met Sebastian, this is Sebastian. 89 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:16,640 Come on up. 90 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,079 Come on. Yeah. 91 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:23,560 Sebastian started with us last week on a three month unpaid internship on loan 92 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:24,880 from McClay Business College. 93 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,960 And I think I speak for everyone when I say it's nice to have 94 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,360 some new blood in the office. 95 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,480 [laughs awkwardly] 96 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:31,840 Some fresh blood. 97 00:04:32,159 --> 00:04:33,560 [hisses] 98 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:37,240 [Nick] I started as an intern. I was Sebastian. 99 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,080 She's been doing that vampire shtick for over seven years. 100 00:04:40,159 --> 00:04:43,240 [in vampire accent] I want to suck your blood. 101 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:44,840 [awkward laugh] 102 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,280 -Can I sit… down Thanks. -Yeah. Yeah. By all means. 103 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:52,240 [Hannah] And thirdly, the big news. 104 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:53,400 -Oh. -Oh. 105 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,520 Er, It's a lockout, Lloyd. As specified on the phone call. 106 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,560 -Yeah, I get that. -[Hannah] Yeah, just let him in. 107 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,560 -But it's a lockout. -Yeah, just let him in. 108 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,160 Yeah, we can wait. 109 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:06,640 -G'day. -Hi. 110 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,840 Sorry... just had to drive in from Woy Woy. 111 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,520 -So, yeah. -[Hannah] Yep. Lovely. 112 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:16,920 -So the big news. -[Nick] Oh, don't tell us the quiz is off. 113 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,560 -Oh, no. -No, Nick, the quiz is not off. 114 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,280 [Hannah] The good news is... 115 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:29,200 As of today, we are all back in the office full time. 116 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:30,200 [Lizzie] Yes! 117 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:31,480 [Greta] Wait. What? 118 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:33,560 [Lloyd] That's not good news. 119 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:38,520 No, I know. This isn't the good news. 120 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,800 This is the bad news that I forgot to tell you earlier. 121 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,480 The bad news. And get this. 122 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,640 Alisha comes in this morning 123 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:54,800 and tells me that head office are forcing us to come back to the office full time, 124 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,040 effective immediately. 125 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,760 [disgruntled mumbling] 126 00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:01,360 [Hannah] I know. And she set new productivity targets. 127 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:05,680 $300,000 by the end of next month. 128 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:06,760 [Deborah] What? 129 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:11,840 And I tried to talk her back around but... do you know what, though? 130 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:16,680 At least we've got each other and a fully stocked fridge. 131 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,560 [Lizzie] Oh, no. The card declined and so the order-- 132 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:19,680 [Hannah] It will be stocked. 133 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,000 So, wait, what? What was the good news? 134 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:26,800 The good news is that now we can do 135 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:30,760 TGI Friday trivia quiz IRL. 136 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:32,040 What's IRL? 137 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:35,320 This is IRL. In Real Life. 138 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,600 [Hannah] As much as everyone loves being here at work, 139 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:41,520 the reality is, [chuckles ] we have lives. 140 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:46,480 You know, people have homes and pets and children and partners 141 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,120 that we'd rather be spending time with. 142 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,480 So yeah, it's frustrating. 143 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:57,000 And also even people that don't have some or any of those things 144 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,920 because they've sacrificed all of it for their career, 145 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,920 It is still frustrating. 146 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,560 I imagine. 147 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:08,640 ...220 by 320 but for your product, 148 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,720 I think our bubble pouches would offer more protection and that's--. 149 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,680 [loud space invaders noises] [Nick] Sorry. What was that? 150 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:15,440 [noises continue] Yeah. Could you just give me one second? 151 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:16,520 Sorry. Thank you. 152 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,840 -[alarm noises] -Hey, what's going on with all this? 153 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:26,320 I am trying to find a distinctive chime for this week's quiz. 154 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,320 -[noises] -Yeah, cool. 155 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,520 I'm just trying to do my job and close the sale. 156 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,120 That sounds like a Nick problem and not a Lizzie problem. 157 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,280 Couldn't just put some headphones in. 158 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,640 No, Nick, I couldn't, because how could I concentrate with that [loud noise] 159 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:36,800 -in my ear? -Yeah. 160 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:39,240 How could you concentrate with that in your ear? 161 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,040 -[klaxon sounds] -I hate how you make me do this. 162 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,120 [Lizzie] Nick, give me back my Tassie devil. 163 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:48,120 I'll give your devil back when you stop making those annoying noises. 164 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,720 I don't negotiate with terrorists. 165 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,480 [Lizzie] Nick is a joke. 166 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,960 He is a mess around clown. 167 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:55,920 Sorry about that. 168 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,480 So, as I was saying, the bubble pouches. Hello? 169 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:01,960 Hello? 170 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:12,400 [Greta] The perks of coming to work? Riling up Lizzie. 171 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,240 Watching Nick rile up Lizzie. 172 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,280 Flirting. Who doesn't flirt at work? 173 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,160 And sales. 174 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,600 Obviously very, very passionate about sales. 175 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,040 [coffee machine steams] 176 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,480 [Hannah] Whoa, whoa. 177 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:31,480 This one--Whoa. [laughs] 178 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,720 Hola. Como estas? 179 00:08:34,799 --> 00:08:35,880 [knocking] 180 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,400 -Yep. -You want to see me? 181 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,120 [whispers] Close the door. 182 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:47,320 I'm promoting you to Productivity Manager. 183 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:53,080 You're in charge of making that 300K and I'm in charge of staff morale. 184 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:54,560 Sort of like good cop, bad cop. 185 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,640 Yeah, yeah. Which one am I? 186 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:00,120 -Bad cop. Yeah. -Bad cop. 187 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:04,400 -I need you to ride that sales team. -Oh. Giddy up. 188 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:06,560 Can I expect a raise? 189 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,600 -[electronic voice] No, no, no. -No... 190 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,800 But I do want you to come and see this. 191 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,240 -[Lizzie] Oh! -[both laugh] 192 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,440 -I'm on the toilet. -That's very clever. 193 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,320 [Hannah] Yeah, that's very clever. [straining noise] 194 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,800 There's not enough fibre in my diet. Oh, yeah. 195 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:28,200 Hey, don't get a haemorrhoid. Don't get a haemorrhoid. 196 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:30,200 All right, that's that's… 197 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:34,160 300K. Make it happen. Yeah? 198 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:35,680 Yes, sir. 199 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,640 Please don't call me that. 200 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:43,120 She / Her, you know. 201 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,320 [Lizzie] I'm going to need you to relinquish your chair please. 202 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,440 [Lizzie] I love a challenge. 203 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:52,880 Being challenged makes me feel alive. 204 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,600 Like I've got something to fight for. 205 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:56,200 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on? Hey. 206 00:09:56,280 --> 00:10:00,640 Oh. I am increasing productivity in the workplace. 207 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,600 -By taking away my chair. -By introducing standing desks. 208 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:04,800 Do you know about this? 209 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,560 [Lizzie] Sitting is the new smoking Nick. 210 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,680 -I thought vaping was the new smoking. -Five. 211 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,480 Four. Three. Two-- 212 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:13,680 I have a question. When are the standing desks arriving? 213 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,440 You will simply be standing at your old desk, Greta. 214 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:17,960 [Greta] But they're the wrong height. 215 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,280 [Lizzie] If you have a problem with my plan, take it to H.R.. 216 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,480 [chair rattles] 217 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:24,440 [Nick] Can I get my jacket back. 218 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:27,480 You can collect it from lost property at the end of the day. 219 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,760 My chair was cold anyway, so... 220 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:36,360 [frame rattles] 221 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,240 [Hannah] Okay, TGI Friday IRL. 222 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:49,000 Let's just throw around some key words, see what sticks. Yeah? 223 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:52,400 -Right. -[Hannah] Like, er, togetherness... 224 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:54,760 and fun. 225 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,440 Family. 226 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,880 It's a pity we can't do a funnier zoom background. 227 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,960 I feel like that might have been and gone. 228 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,320 Fun doesn't date. Err... 229 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,680 You're young, you're hip. What do you do to have fun? 230 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:14,160 Um. Well, I sometimes will, like, order food. 231 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,360 Food? Put it up. What else? 232 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,880 I mean, I sometimes listen to music, I guess. 233 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:19,960 Get it up there. 234 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,240 Food, music. Love that. 235 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,880 -[office chatter] -That's cool. 236 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,240 -[worker] Thanks very much. -[Martin] No worries 237 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:28,880 [Lloyd] Hey. 238 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,000 Am I really contracted to be here full time? 239 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:35,200 Um, yeah, If you signed your contract more than three years ago, probably. 240 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,760 Is there some kind of travel subsidy that I could get? 241 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,960 [Martin] Um, if you signed your contract more than three years ago, 242 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,040 probably not. 243 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,440 Can I actually have my contract printed out, please? 244 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:49,640 I would, but, the printer is down. 245 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,520 Might probably get on to that. 246 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:56,600 -Yeah, it's an error 65, I think, yeah. 247 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,440 It's a tricky one. 65. 248 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,400 [Lloyd] I am the head of IT. 249 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:03,000 Well, it's a department of one. 250 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:04,800 I'm it. 251 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:08,040 [clears throat] It, I.T. [chuckles] 252 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:13,240 [indistinct chatter] 253 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,240 [paper rubbish rustles] 254 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,680 [Greta sighs] Oh my God. Hey! 255 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,880 -Check this out. -What? 256 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:31,280 [Greta] Looks like someone selling office chairs today. 257 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,120 -[Nick] Oh, my God, that's my chair. -[Greta] Mm-hmm. 258 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,600 [Nick] Why has she called herself Dirty Diana? 259 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:39,080 I think it's time to ask Dirty Diana a couple of questions. 260 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,800 Ask her to take a photo. 261 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,040 No, no, no video. 262 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,720 -In the car park. -[keyboard clacking] 263 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,640 [notification bleeps] 264 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,280 -[Nick] Yeah, yeah. So basically the… -[Greta] Yeah. 265 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,720 [Nick and Greta mumble] 266 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,560 -Yeah. So the different size of the boxes. -Okay. That's good. 267 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:10,040 [Zoom call rings] 268 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,520 [Man] Martin my man, are you all right? 269 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,520 -Hey. -Looks like you're trying to take a shit. 270 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,960 Yeah. Sorry. 271 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,720 Yeah, there's something going on with our chairs. 272 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,360 Look, I um, 273 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,560 I just wanted to touch base 274 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,640 and just see how you guys were tracking up there in Brizzy. 275 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,280 Are you not at home? 276 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,440 No. We're still in the office. Where are you? 277 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,800 Did Alisha come in and send all you guys home? 278 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,600 What? 279 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,840 Right. So I've been in touch with Brisbane, 280 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,480 -Mm-hmm. -and they have gone remote. 281 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,160 And Melbourne is following suit. 282 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,720 Interesting. 283 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:54,120 I'm assuming that Alisha offered you the same opportunity. 284 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:58,680 If by opportunity you mean a life sentence of home detention. 285 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,440 Solitary confinement. Sure. 286 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:03,720 So she did suggest that we could go remote as well, right? 287 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,000 -Oh, I don't want to get into semantics Martin. 288 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,640 Yeah, but that was an option? That is a legitimate option? 289 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:14,360 What does semantics actually mean? [mutters] 290 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,080 I'm just going to have a little look at the definition. 291 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,320 [keyboard clacking] 292 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,680 Right. So you'll need to tell the staff. 293 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,400 Okay. So I'm just going to leave that with you. 294 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,760 [electronic voice] Yes. 295 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:37,400 [Greta] I noticed she didn't set a reserve for the auction. 296 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,720 Oh, that's an oversight. [chuckles] 297 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:41,840 [Hannah] Hey, guys. 298 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,560 Um, Just a little heads up. 299 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:44,880 Meeting room, five minutes. Yeah? 300 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,480 [muffled phone conversations] 301 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,440 Five more minutes of this then. 302 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,520 Sorry I'm late, I got caught up downstairs. 303 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,240 -Where are all the chairs? -Downstairs. 304 00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,280 I'm selling them. 305 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,760 -Who approved that? -The Productivity Manager. 306 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,080 Who's the Productivity Manager? 307 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:06,800 -I am, you know, bad cop. -Get the chairs back, Lizzy. 308 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:08,880 [Hannah] Um... 309 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:13,880 Right, about half an hour ago, somebody who will remain nameless 310 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:17,280 walked into my office and accused me of lying. 311 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,760 Wow. Am I a liar? 312 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:21,800 Nope. 313 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:26,960 I'm a truth bender. I'm a truth masseuse, if you will. 314 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,800 -What truth did you bend exactly? -[Hannah] Nice, Greta. 315 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,120 Straight to the point. Love that. 316 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:37,400 So this morning, Alisha actually came in, threatening to close down the office 317 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,680 and send you all home. 318 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:42,880 But, I... fought for your rights and negotiated a deal 319 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,880 -in which we all get to stay. -[all murmur] 320 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:49,080 -[Tina] Why didn't you tell us? -Because I love you. 321 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,760 And I was protecting you. 322 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:52,680 [Lloyd] From who? 323 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,680 [Hannah] From yourselves. 324 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:58,280 You know, some of you might be thinking, "Oh, yeah, I'd love to be at home". 325 00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,960 You wouldn't. You'd hate it. 326 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:03,320 Deborah would self-harm if she was stuck at home with the kids. 327 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,440 Isn't that right, Deborah? 328 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,120 Could do. Yeah. 329 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,480 And look at what's happened to Lloyd since he's moved to Woy Woy. 330 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,920 [Martin] So, to be clear, you're the one making attendance mandatory. 331 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,680 [Hannah] Your words, not mine. Yeah, that attendance is mandatory. 332 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:18,920 [all grumble] 333 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,960 [Greta] And if we don't make the money, we all go remote? 334 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,800 [Hannah] Defeatist attitude Greta. 335 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,160 But yes. That's correct. 336 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,640 -Come on. -Crazy idea. 337 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,160 Should we just skip to the bit where we fail and we can all just go home now? 338 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,720 I don't think anyone really wants that. Do you? 339 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:34,520 [Nick] I am definitely a homebody. I love cooking, I love gardening, 340 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:38,200 but I wouldn't want to commit to never coming into the office. 341 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:41,720 There are things that I'd definitely miss. 342 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:46,120 [Greta] Well, it's complicated because working from home makes a lot of sense. 343 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:50,160 More flexibility, more time to watch YouTube videos of baby pygmy hippos. 344 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,520 But by going to the office, there are things to look forward to. 345 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:58,480 You have that feeling of like, yeah, I get to see everyone today. 346 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,840 [Lizzie groans] 347 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,240 [indistinct phone chatter] 348 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,040 Hey, Lizzie. What's up? 349 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:09,440 -You wouldn't get it. -Try me. 350 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:15,440 I need to buy the chairs back but I've just sold them to some clown for $3. 351 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,880 Oh, yeah, that was Nick. 352 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,640 [Lizzie] Nick! 353 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,000 I need to buy them back. 354 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:20,960 [Nick] Tell you what. 355 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,319 I'll sell them back to you for four bucks. But under one condition. 356 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,680 What's the condition? 357 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,200 I get to be quizmaster. 358 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,480 [Lizzie huffs] 359 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,120 [hisses venomously] 360 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,560 -[hisses] -[Greta] Oh, gosh. 361 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,480 [road noise] 362 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,600 [Stevie] Yeah, I don't know the ins and outs of it, but I heard the guys upstairs 363 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,080 -are going home. -[thud] 364 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,760 Wouldn't be devastating for us. 365 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,800 [lift dings] 366 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,840 [upbeat music on radio playing] 367 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:04,960 [Hannah] Coming back full time might not appeal to everyone at first. 368 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,640 It's like they've been invited to a party they don't want to go to, 369 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:13,760 but then they get there and they're like, "I'm having the best time". 370 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,400 "Thank God Hannah made me come to this party". 371 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,960 [jovial chatter] 372 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,680 Okay, let's put them in the circle so they can all see each other. 373 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:26,960 [upbeat music playing] 374 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,720 -Hey, Deb! Quiz is about to start. -I'll zoom in. 375 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,080 [mumbles] But it's IRL. 376 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,400 I'll be IRL, right out there. 377 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:40,720 Great. Well, see you on the zoom. 378 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,880 But I thought we could do it all together like a family, you know? 379 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,080 -Like all together. -Yeah. 380 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,840 Traffic's building up on the M1, so. But I'm keen to zoom. 381 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,080 Oh. Okay. 382 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,520 [in Italian accent] But it's a pizza party. 383 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:57,640 Come on. All the pizza. 384 00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,400 Want a pizza? 385 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,480 I guess the advantage of zoom is that you can still run your 386 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,560 funniest zoom background competition. 387 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,200 That is true. 388 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,760 [zoom feedback echoes] 389 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,080 Can everyone please mute themselves? Yes. 390 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,120 [feedback continues] Everybody on mute now. Thank you. 391 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,720 [feedback stops] 392 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:22,560 Now, this week, I have decided to let Nick have a go at being quizmaster. 393 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,320 So now I'm going to make him the host. 394 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:29,600 And I absolve all responsibility forthwith. 395 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,200 Thank you. Lizzie. 396 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,280 Good luck everyone. 397 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,560 To help our company's bottom line, 398 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,960 How much did Lizzie sell all our office chairs for? 399 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:42,640 A, $3, B, $30, C, $300, or D, $3,000? 400 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,320 -Clock's ticking. -[buzzer noise] 401 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,280 [bright noise] Oh, well done, Greta. 402 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,640 Thank you Quizmaster. 403 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:52,720 Which member of the office goes by the online alias Dirty Diana? 404 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,720 Nick. They need to be questions that everyone knows the answers to. 405 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:57,960 That wouldn't be a quiz. 406 00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,880 -[Lizzie] You know what I'm talking about, Nick. 407 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,840 -[quiz buzzers ding] -Hey, baby girl. 408 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,720 Mason. Hey. 409 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,200 -I thought you were coming at five. -I finished early. 410 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,880 [buzzers continue] 411 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,320 Okay. What best describes the new smoking? 412 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,720 Is it A, sitting or B, vaping? 413 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,960 -[Hannah making dance music sounds] -Sorry, Nick, can you repeat the question? 414 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,200 It's just a bit loud in here. 415 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,960 -[Hannah laughs] -[buzzers ding] 416 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,840 [singing badly] 417 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:33,440 [Hannah] What matters to me the most? Is it the money? 418 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,960 Nope. Is it the power? 419 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,960 Nope. Most important? 420 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,280 The people. 421 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,720 I love my staff. And I told them that today. 422 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:50,280 And to see their faces. "Hannah loves me". 423 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:54,400 And then to hear them say, "We love you, Hannah". 424 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,560 Not with words, but… 425 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,040 Wow.