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♪ It's that time of year ♪
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♪ When the world falls in love ♪
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♪ Every song you hear... ♪
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Ah. What about this one?
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No.
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God, you're 15, not 50.
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I like this.
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You can't have a Christmas party
without a bit of glitter.
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It'll show off your figure,
which the boys'll love.
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Mum!
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{\an8}Can you remember where we parked?
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- No.
- Serves us right for coming up to London.
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Look.
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Thank you. Merry Christmas.
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Oh my God, it's Princess Diana.
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Thank you. Merry Christmas.
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Know what? Here, can we have
some more of yours? We're selling out.
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- Diana, can I have one, please?
- Thank you very much.
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Here's a pound.
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No, more than that.
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There you go.
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- Merry Christmas.
- Here you go.
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- Oh, sorry.
- Yeah.
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Selling like hotcakes.
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- Uh, here.
- Ooh, that's very generous.
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- What's your name?
- Catherine.
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Uh, Kate's fine.
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- Say thank you to Kate.
- Uh...
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Thank you.
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- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
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Come on. Please.
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Someone obviously made an impression.
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He seems kind.
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Has a nice face.
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His mother's face is what he's got.
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He has nice eyes too.
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Well,
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you never know.
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Mummy, he's a royal prince.
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So?
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When I first met your father,
he was way out of my reach.
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You know, I was just a lowly stewardess.
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Trolley dolly.
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While his grandmother had been friendly
with the Queen's aunt.
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His father was an RAF pilot
who'd flown with Prince Philip.
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I felt like
the luckiest woman in the world.
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And then I started the family business
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and became so successful
that your dad was able to leave his job
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and come and work full-time
for something I'd created.
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Then I realized
that maybe it was the other way around.
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That he'd been lucky to have me.
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Never underestimate yourself.
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Never think there's anything in this world
you're not good enough for.
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♪ Happy birthday, dear William ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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{\an8}Drink! Drink! Drink!
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Fuckers. Every one of them.
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Scum of the earth.
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Yeah.
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Don't worry, bro.
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I've got your back.
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Happy birthday.
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Thank you.
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Until now,
there's been an agreement
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that the press won't intrude on
your private life.
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Now you're 18 and of age,
are you worried that will change?
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I hope not.
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Hello! Cup of tea?
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Love one.
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...press and the public,
which hasn't been easy.
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But by giving this interview
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and allowing people in here to film me now
before I go to university,
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I hope I'll be given
the same kind of freedom there too.
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- Have you enjoyed your time at Eton?
- I have. Thank you.
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- What will you miss most?
- Me.
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- Will you miss Harry?
- Of course.
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He's my brother.
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- And now it's off to university.
- Hopefully, yes.
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Made your choice? There have been
reports you're considering Edinburgh.
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I am.
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That's assuming I pass my exams first.
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He will. He's such a swot.
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How do you think you might get along
with the other students?
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Particularly those
who might be, uh, anti-monarchists.
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He'll have their heads cut off.
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I just want to go
to university and have fun.
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And girls?
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How will you handle the attention?
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I'll have enough
to be getting on with
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without worrying too much about girls.
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From your father, the Prince of Wales.
To wish you good luck with your exams.
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A-level geographers,
that is the end of your time.
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Finish the sentence you're writing
and then pens down.
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Please place your exam script
on the left-hand side of your desk
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to be collected.
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Now Granny's here.
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We can start.
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Whatever they are,
just know we're already immensely proud.
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What rot!
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Only straight As will do.
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Philip!
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- Right.
- Well, come on.
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Well?
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Is that a... good frown?
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Don't keep us in suspense.
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C in biology.
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- Oh, well...
- C in what?
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Biology, Mummy.
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- Oh.
- A in geography.
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Oh, very good.
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- Aren't you clever?
- A in what?
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- Oh, someone tell her.
- Geography, Granny.
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That must be
the only A ever in this family.
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- And B in history of art.
- Bravo!
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- B in what?
- Oh, somebody shoot her.
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- History of art.
- What?
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History of fart.
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- Well done, William. You're in.
- Yeah.
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- Well done.
- Well done. Here.
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Since you'll be flying the nest soon.
And because accidents do happen.
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- You'll all be thanking me later.
- Oh, what is it?
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Oh, for God's sake, Harry, don't let...
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What are they? Sweeties?
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- Condom.
- Putting them in your mouth is optional.
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- I'll have that.
- Just a bit of advice.
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- What?
- Hmm? What?
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Prince William is due
to hold a press conference shortly.
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We're expecting him to be announcing
his plans for university life after Eton.
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Okay. Yeah.
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If you have any issues...
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Yeah, okay, good.
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Congratulations.
How's the proud father feeling today?
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Oh, couldn't be happier.
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Have you decided
where you're going yet, William?
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Well, um, I was lucky enough
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to meet the conditions of my first choice.
So it's going to be St. Andrews.
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Not Edinburgh?
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No. I considered it,
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but St. Andrews is closer to Balmoral.
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And the academic course there
sounds excellent.
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Are you looking forward to Freshers' Week?
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Uh, well, after thinking it all through,
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and after a long discussion
with my father,
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uh, we've decided
that I'm going to be taking a gap year.
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It'll be character building.
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And, of course, St. Andrews will still
be waiting for him when he gets home.
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Do you know
how you'll be spending it yet?
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Well, there's a survival course
I want to go on in Belize,
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then Chile
with the Raleigh International Expedition
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where I'll be helping out at a school.
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Then Botswana,
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then Kenya, where I'll be
staying in a rhino sanctuary.
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And then after that, St. Andrews.
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Yes, good boy.
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No, no, no! No!
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Yeah!
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Lovely to meet you. Thank you very much.
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Lovely to meet you. Sorry about the noise.
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Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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Hello. Are you students?
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Right. I think it's time
for parents to disappear
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and the wild parties to begin.
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Not too much chance of wild parties
with him watching my every move.
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Oh, I'm sure he can be persuaded
to look away sometimes.
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I didn't say that.
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Good luck.
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A bit of housekeeping
before we begin.
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You should all now be able
to access information
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through the student web portal.
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In this, your first semester,
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we'll be covering medieval
and Renaissance art up to 1600.
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If you need to share books
or other material,
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we've provided a list
of all your fellow students' names
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with email addresses
and telephone numbers.
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40% of your assessment will be
based on a midterm visual analysis...
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Hi, lovely to meet you.
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- Could you sign the picture?
- Yeah, of course.
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Sorry, can you take that off? Thank you.
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There you go.
Yeah, I do really need to get to...
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Uh, thank you. Thank you.
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There you go. Okay, lovely to meet you.
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Have a nice day, okay? Okay.
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Any idea what this is?
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The Ognissanti Madonna.
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That's right. The Madonna Enthroned.
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Which is considered by many
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to be the first significant painting
of the Renaissance.
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It encourages an emotional connection
with the viewer.
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How do you think Giotto achieves this?
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Is it by painting people
as quite lifelike and realistic?
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Exactly.
Giotto was one of the first artists
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to create three-dimensional figures
in Western European art.
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Plan tonight?
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- Pint, golf?
- Yeah.
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- Ooh...
- Both at the same time.
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- Go! Go, go.
- Wish me luck.
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Absolutely.
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- Very down for it.
- I would love...
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Excuse me, Your Royal Highness...
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- Oh, please don't call me that.
- Sorry.
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Could you sign this, please?
It's for my grandma.
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She's a huge fan of the royal family.
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- Sure.
- Thank you.
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Thanks.
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At least you're a hit
with the grannies, Will.
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Honestly, what I wouldn't give...
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I'm gonna literally get all my...
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- Hey!
- Oh, hi!
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- These books on the list?
- I've got her phone number.
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Already?
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I salute you. Respect.
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We're on the same course,
which means I automatically get it.
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That's a bit lazy.
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We've already crowned her
the fittest girl in Sallies.
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Yeah, but not literally crowned,
of course.
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- That's, you know, your thing.
- Ha-ha.
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What's her name?
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- Kate.
- Beautiful Kate.
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- Puts the Kate in intoxic-Kate-ing.
- Oh, that was good.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Mother runs some kind of party business
and used to be,
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wait for it, an air hostess.
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So, how is university life?
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- Still getting used to it all.
- Do you know anyone there?
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Fergus Boyd,
Oli Chadwyck-Healey, Charlie Nelson.
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Anyone not from Eton?
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What about girls?
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Well, obviously,
there are girls.
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Any, you know,
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woof?
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- Are you for real?
- Are you for real, more like?
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You frigid weirdo.
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University is just sex.
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With books.
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Get stuck in.
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Sire some... illegitimate bastards
and alter the lines of succession.
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Or
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swallow some hallucinogenic mushrooms
and have a fist fight with the local oiks.
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Anything, just... promise me
you'll try not to be quite so...
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- What?
- Uptight.
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Repressed.
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Responsible and boring.
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If you want to be
treated like everyone else,
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you've got to act like everyone else.
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What are you so scared of?
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Go mad.
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All right, I've gotta go, but...
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speak to you later.
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♪ Love might bring us back together ♪
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♪ Ooh, baby ♪
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♪ I feel right
The music sounds better with you ♪
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♪ Love might bring us back together ♪
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♪ I feel so good... ♪
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Come on. Let's go.
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- Was that a smile?
- What?
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- Did she smile when she went past?
- Didn't see.
259
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,120
You're useless.
You're supposed to see everything.
260
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,800
I'm on the lookout
for assassins and kidnappers.
261
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,840
Maybe this is more important. Keep up.
262
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,200
Jesus.
263
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,920
- William, is this your new girlfriend?
- Oh my God.
264
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,040
- On your way.
- Piss off. What's it to you, you pervert?
265
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,200
Come on. Come on!
266
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,400
- Is that your girlfriend?
- Come on, let's go!
267
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,400
Shit!
268
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,200
- Take your menu. Thank you very much.
- Thank you.
269
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,560
Come on!
270
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,920
Lola Airdale-Cavendish-Kincaid.
271
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,280
What?
272
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,840
From a family so posh
they had to name it thrice.
273
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,880
When it comes to bagging a prince,
only genuine blue bloods need apply.
274
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,560
Hi. I've got an apple,
cheese and pickle sandwich, and a water.
275
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,640
- Uh, it's three pounds fifteen.
- Okay.
276
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,680
There you go.
277
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,440
- Hey.
- Hi.
278
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,480
Sorry, could you help me
look for some books?
279
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,000
For an assignment?
280
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,000
Uh, yes. Uh, history of art.
281
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,920
Uh, we are looking at the...
282
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,280
Reading list.
283
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,080
Oh, there.
284
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,760
Right.
285
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:51,960
Essays in the Study of Sienese Painting.
286
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,480
On loan.
287
00:22:55,440 --> 00:23:01,440
The Frescoes in Siena's Palazzo Pubblico.
288
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,560
Volume 1.
289
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,040
Nope.
290
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,560
Sienese Quattrocento Painting,
definitely not.
291
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,080
Sorry, all out of luck here.
292
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,360
Miss Middleton beat you to it.
293
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:13,440
Thanks.
294
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,280
Psst.
295
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,920
So that's where all the material went.
296
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,040
- Hi.
- Hello.
297
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,800
Actually, I'm done with it now.
298
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,000
- Great.
- But I've promised it to someone else.
299
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,240
- I think she promised it to someone else.
- Yeah.
300
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:52,280
But you're welcome to the notes I made.
And the essay I've written if it'll help.
301
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:54,600
It's no masterpiece,
but I put the research in there.
302
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:55,520
Thanks, that...
303
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,080
- When you're done, text and let me know.
- Yeah.
304
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,440
Or cut a hole in your ceiling
and give it back.
305
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,480
I'm in the room directly above you.
306
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,200
Oh, so it's you
that's been keeping me up at night.
307
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:10,320
Oh, my roommate. If it's any consolation,
her noise keeps me up too.
308
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:12,440
Yeah.
309
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:16,160
I only know it's you in the room below
because they came to sweep us for bugs.
310
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:20,120
I told them if I was out to get you,
I could have just done that in Chile.
311
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,360
On the gap year
Raleigh International Expedition.
312
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,640
- Did you do that too?
- I did, yeah.
313
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,160
We missed each other by a week.
314
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,240
Really? Um...
315
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,440
It was...
316
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,560
- It was tough, wasn't it?
- It was, yeah.
317
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,040
Yeah, but hacking through rainforest...
318
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,880
Yeah.
319
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,640
Uh, how did you do?
320
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,400
All right, I think.
With my trusty machete.
321
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:48,600
Yeah.
322
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,040
I bet you excelled.
323
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,240
You seem like the type
who excels at everything.
324
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,600
There are people
with high expectations of me.
325
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,680
I don't want to let them down.
326
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,600
I'm sure I don't have to tell you
what that's like.
327
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,760
- Yeah.
- Hi.
328
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,120
Oh.
329
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,360
Hi. Hi.
330
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,320
Hi.
331
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,520
Sorry, Lola, Kate.
332
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,800
- Hi.
- Hi.
333
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,680
We were just discussing...
334
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,640
How Kate excels at everything she does.
I overheard.
335
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,920
Well, Lola is an exceptional person too.
336
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,640
In which area?
Apart from her hearing, that is.
337
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,880
Oh, drama.
She's done a bit of acting.
338
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,640
You're speaking for me now?
"This is Lola, my ventriloquist puppet."
339
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,080
And what is
your area of exceptionalism, Kate?
340
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,320
We were just discussing an expedition
we both did in South America.
341
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,000
You're speaking for her now too?
342
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,360
Which involved weeks
of long-distance hiking
343
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,040
and living off those ration packs.
344
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:49,360
Bathing in ice-cold buckets of water
each morning.
345
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,040
Bracing and outdoorsy.
346
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:53,800
Such fun.
347
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,080
I'm learning that about you.
348
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,000
We haven't been dating very long.
349
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,400
How much you like outdoorsy.
350
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,360
- Well, I do, actually.
- Sneaky.
351
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,600
After telling me you were interested in
cinema and politics.
352
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,120
I, uh...
353
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,080
Don't outdoorsy, cinema,
and politics go together?
354
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,320
Only as oxymorons, yeah.
355
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,200
And you also like flirting
as soon as my back is turned.
356
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,560
- And hitting on other people.
- What?
357
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:20,640
We're on the same course.
358
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,600
- We were just talking about an essay.
- And how exceptional Kate is.
359
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,360
- Would you mind signing this?
- Yes, as it happens, I would.
360
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:27,560
We're talking.
361
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,640
Just go away.
362
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,640
Please.
363
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,720
Oh, okay.
364
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,160
Wow.
365
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000
What?
366
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,480
- That was...
- Weirdly rage-aholic.
367
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,040
They were only being friendly.
368
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:44,680
Interrupting someone when they're talking
is the opposite of friendly. It's rude.
369
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,680
- Okay. I really should go.
- Me too.
370
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,480
No, I don't think you understand.
I get that all the time.
371
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,480
You have no idea what it's like
to live with that day-in, day-out.
372
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:53,560
Don't we?
373
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,200
What, being ogled?
374
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,720
Looked at and judged constantly?
375
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,520
Try being a girl.
376
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,640
A fit girl.
377
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,360
No, try being any girl.
378
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,040
Failing that, you could
at least try to be a human being,
379
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:07,560
while not reducing every woman
to whether she's fit.
380
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:10,920
Oh f...
381
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,800
Can I just...
382
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,800
Today, we'll be moving on
to another topic. Patronage.
383
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:57,480
The system under which the arts flourished
in city states like Florence and Venice,
384
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:01,680
and the circumstances
under which the system came to exist.
385
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,640
To begin with, we'll discuss
386
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:07,400
some of the greatest patrons
in 15th century Florence.
387
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,120
Page two.
388
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,200
The Medici family,
389
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,920
who also ruled the city.
390
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,520
Now, one of the painters they employed...
391
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,736
- I'm not coming.
- What do you mean?
392
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,560
I've been given a cottage at Balmoral.
Invited some friends.
393
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,760
Oh, some real friends.
What are we, chopped liver?
394
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:28,760
You can't not go. Raisin Weekend
is a first-year rite of passage.
395
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,800
- Everyone goes.
- Twenty-four hours of drinking.
396
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,280
The largest outdoor
shaving cream fight on the planet.
397
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:37,000
You've got your whole life
to slaughter animals or peasants.
398
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:40,040
- You know, whatever you do up there.
- With your real friends.
399
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:43,520
When you going to get another
opportunity to do something like this?
400
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,120
Is this about Lola?
401
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,600
No. God no, that's over.
402
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,520
Or Kate?
403
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,496
Ollie said you made an arse
of yourself with her in the library.
404
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,120
- Thanks.
- Been kicking yourself since.
405
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,040
Can we just change the subject, please?
406
00:28:58,840 --> 00:28:59,760
Okay.
407
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,920
Just check that's empty.
408
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:12,360
Willie, remember when Badger, like,
buzzed my hair and came straight for me?
409
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:13,960
He came straight for me.
410
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,440
- Thank you.
- Enjoy your day.
411
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,640
♪ I'm so tired of playing ♪
412
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,360
♪ Playing with this bow and arrow ♪
413
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:37,520
♪ For I've been a temptress too long ♪
414
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:46,560
♪ Just give me a reason to love you... ♪
415
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,000
Are you okay?
416
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,400
- What?
- Are you okay? Do you want some food?
417
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,840
- No. I'm not...
- It will help.
418
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,040
- I'm all right, I'm fine.
- Have some water.
419
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,440
I'm fine.
420
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,160
- I'm not thirsty. Why the fu...?
- Okay.
421
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:12,640
How's it going?
422
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,320
I hate to say it, mate.
You are missing out.
423
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:20,000
Not least because with your back turned,
Kate is getting a lot of attention.
424
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,040
Well, that's helpful.
425
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:23,600
Thanks, mate.
426
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,720
You'll just have to woo her
when you get back.
427
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:30,560
But you better make it quick.
The boat is sailing, my friend.
428
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,360
Anyway, how's Balmoral?
429
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,320
It's... Uh, it's good. Um...
430
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,360
Yes, it's not bad. We went...
We went shooting earlier.
431
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,720
And, uh, now we're just
back in the cottage, and...
432
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,840
- Listen, I...
- Chad, come on!
433
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:44,760
I have to go.
434
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,440
I'll talk to you later, yeah? Bye.
435
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,440
It's been a long slog
436
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:06,320
for the celebrity inmates
of the Big Brother house this week.
437
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,720
And tonight, we've finally found
our winner, making Jack Dee
438
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,600
officially the most popular celebrity
in all of the land.
439
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,240
- Will! Will! Save us!
- Will! Help me out!
440
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:30,440
Wales, help me out.
441
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,560
Hi.
442
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,520
No.
443
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,360
Did you?
444
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,160
Sorry, Kate?
445
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,360
- From the drinking?
- Kate. Uh, have you got a second?
446
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,600
Excuse me. Um...
447
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:00,880
I... I just wanted to apologize
448
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,720
for, um, how I was.
449
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000
In the library?
450
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:07,760
It was an awkward situation.
451
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,760
Even more awkward than this.
452
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,320
Sorry. Sorry, uh...
453
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,080
- Rupert, William.
- Hi. Finchie.
454
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,160
Hi. Um...
455
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:19,200
Yeah, I was out of my depth.
And I behaved like a real idiot.
456
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,480
Thanks.
457
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,480
- And I hope you patch things up with Lola.
- God no.
458
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,800
That was dead
the minute she found out I was outdoorsy.
459
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,280
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
460
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,200
Yeah.
461
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,120
Shall we?
462
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,360
Yeah, anyway, I'll, um...
I'll see you in lectures, I guess.
463
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,360
Uh, nice to meet you.
464
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,440
Yeah, you too.
465
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:47,560
Bye.
466
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:58,400
♪ O little town of Bethlehem... ♪
467
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,560
So tell us all about university. Mm?
468
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,320
Lots of lovely parties?
469
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,640
Uh...
470
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,600
A few parties.
But, um, nothing especially exciting.
471
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,360
You must have made new friends?
472
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,280
A couple.
473
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:17,800
But, um, St. Andrews can feel
quite small and... remote.
474
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:19,920
And the course.
475
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:24,520
I used to enjoy history of art at school.
But now I struggle to see the point in it.
476
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,480
- Oh, that's sad.
- Yeah.
477
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,440
The girl he likes
has found herself a real man.
478
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,120
I think that's why
he's feeling sorry for himself.
479
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,960
- Oh...
- Oh, what a shame.
480
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,880
- Thank you.
- Poor William, darling...
481
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:36,840
Really!
482
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,800
You'll stick it out.
You're not actually thinking of leaving?
483
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,520
Maybe changing subjects would help.
484
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,920
What was your other
favorite subject at school?
485
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Geography.
486
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,120
Well, then, what better
when you're feeling a little lost?
487
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,640
- Yes.
- It is all orienteering.
488
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:55,680
The important thing
is these chocolates.
489
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,360
Knock, knock.
490
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,080
Granny.
491
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:10,800
- Oh God, sorry about the mess.
- I came to see if you were all right.
492
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:17,040
University hasn't been easy,
by the sounds of it.
493
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,120
No.
494
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,920
If what Harry said is true,
495
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,400
and your dissatisfaction
has more to do with
496
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,040
affairs of the heart...
497
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000
Well, what else would one call it?
498
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:30,800
Um...
499
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,920
- Dating.
- Oh, yes.
500
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,320
I don't know that word
because we didn't do that.
501
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,960
We met someone,
then married them and got on with it.
502
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,240
There's certainly no danger of marriage
in this case.
503
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,720
There's no danger of dating either.
I've made a mess of it.
504
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,880
And you don't want to hear
anything about other fish in the sea?
505
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,240
Or encouragement to make another go of it?
506
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,960
Well, if I did that, it would be
another word you don't know.
507
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,040
Stalking.
508
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,760
- Actually, I do know that word.
- Oh.
509
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,120
Don't lose faith.
510
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,480
I'm a firm believer
511
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,600
that what is meant for you
won't pass you by.
512
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,600
He makes sure of that.
513
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,080
Oh...
514
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,200
Are you all right?
515
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,880
- You okay?
- Yeah, looking forward to it.
516
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,480
Hello!
517
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,600
- Hello, sweetheart!
- Hi, Dad, how are you?
518
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,320
- Lovely to see you. Come on in.
- Good to see you. Hey, James.
519
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,960
- Rupert.
- Rupert, very nice to meet you. Come in.
520
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,400
- Hey, man. Rupert. Nice to meet you.
- I'm good.
521
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,720
- Hello, darling.
- Hi. Rupert. Nice to meet you.
522
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,920
- Merry Christmas.
- Happy Christmas, darling.
523
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,160
Mum, Dad, this is Rupert.
524
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:56,240
- Rupert. Nice to meet you.
- Rupert.
525
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,440
Covered in slime and God knows what,
526
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:03,400
and about a pint and a half
of rancid river water in my stomach.
527
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,200
God. Still got man of the match
though, right?
528
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,920
I mean, is there a name
for a hat trick of own goals?
529
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,520
- I don't know.
- Idiocy?
530
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,240
Thank you. Thank you.
531
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,160
- James is gonna be our little star.
- I can tell.
532
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:21,376
- He had a very good season.
- Really?
533
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,320
Yeah, he got four wickets.
Four for 20.
534
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:27,240
♪ It's the time of year ♪
535
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,480
♪ When the world falls in love ♪
536
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,000
♪ Every song you hear ♪
537
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,800
♪ Seems to say ♪
538
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,160
♪ Merry Christmas... ♪
539
00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:41,480
- Come on!
- What's that you're playing?
540
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:45,520
You've just walked in
on a very competitive game of Jenga.
541
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,840
- I'm gonna go and grab a cigarette.
- I'll come and join you in a second.
542
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,360
Harry? Where are you going?
543
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,160
- Uh, I'm just going outside.
- No, look, stay here.
544
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,000
What's the problem?
545
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:08,840
I want you
to stay with the family.
546
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,120
What's the problem?
547
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,440
I'm your father, so don't argue.
548
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,040
Sure you are. When it suits you.
549
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,520
- Harry.
- ♪ Merry Christmas ♪
550
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:26,560
♪ May all your dreams come true... ♪
551
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,640
- Your whole family is so sweet.
- You had a good evening?
552
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,240
Yeah, so much fun.
553
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,440
My dad loves the cricket talk.
554
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:41,800
Bye.
555
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,400
He seems nice.
556
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,400
You think so?
557
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:57,920
Very.
558
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,440
What's not to like?
559
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,560
He's polite. And handsome.
560
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,320
Is it serious?
561
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,120
Why does everyone keep asking me that?
562
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:14,880
Catherine?
563
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:19,920
Is it serious?
564
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:23,640
Quite.
565
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,240
If that's okay with you.
566
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,480
Course.
567
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,160
Why wouldn't it be?
568
00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:40,280
'Cause you've always had your sights
on someone else for me.
569
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,080
Come on.
570
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:46,280
You've always loved the idea
of me and William together.
571
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,080
I was all set
to go to Edinburgh University
572
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,640
straight after school with all my friends.
573
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:55,320
Then you suggested
I change it to St. Andrews
574
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,120
after a gap year.
575
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,640
With none of my friends.
576
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,440
- That was no coincidence.
- Yes, it was.
577
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:08,600
Was it a coincidence you encouraged me
to sign up to the art course in Florence
578
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,440
where William was expected to go?
579
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:14,760
And then to the expedition
in Chile as well. Where he went.
580
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,320
I thought you'd thank me.
581
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,040
You said you liked him.
582
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,800
Yes, well, then I grew up.
583
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,560
Once you had the idea fixed in your head,
you never stopped.
584
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,640
Yes, but not for any sinister reason.
585
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,880
- Really?
- Do you know what I think?
586
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:31,920
I think you're special.
587
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:41,400
I also happen to think
that poor boy needs a nice, normal girl.
588
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,480
You don't know him.
589
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,640
Well, I mean, what if William
isn't right for me?
590
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:46,920
What about what I want?
591
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,720
If what you really want is Finchie,
then that's fine.
592
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:57,120
I just don't want you to be seeing Finchie
'cause you're making a point to me.
593
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:03,960
Come on.
594
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,000
Especially since
I've heard on the grapevine that
595
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,200
William is miserable.
596
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,720
And wants to leave university.
597
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:35,920
All right?
598
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,520
Hello.
599
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,440
Thanks.
600
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,920
You're not really gonna do it.
601
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:56,760
What?
602
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:58,640
Leave uni.
603
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,560
Haven't decided.
604
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,400
Stop muscling in on my territory.
605
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:13,440
I know my job, to be the fuck-up
in this family. Don't you start too.
606
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,720
Go back to St. Andrews.
607
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,840
If not for your sake,
then for mine. I need a...
608
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:22,840
purpose in life.
609
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,600
Screw up and make you look
610
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:27,640
good.
611
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,440
What's going on with you and Pa?
612
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,320
He found out about the weed, didn't he?
613
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,360
Went ballistic.
Said I could have got myself expelled.
614
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,720
Now he wants me
to go to a treatment center
615
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,640
to spend the day with some addicts.
616
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:53,720
What?
617
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,560
"Bit of an overreaction," I said.
618
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:00,800
"Remorse and responsibility," he said.
619
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,040
Thanks.
620
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,800
'Cause it'll be in all the papers.
621
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,920
And make me look like a lost cause. Again.
622
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,360
People will say,
"Poor boy, ever since his mother died..."
623
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,760
But I guess
it's all working out perfectly.
624
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,520
'Cause there's no need
for a number two in this family.
625
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,520
Except as entertainment.
626
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:38,760
I can't be normal or a success, can I?
And eclipse you in any way.
627
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,840
That would make a mockery
of the whole show.
628
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,240
So it's Willy Gold Star,
Harry Black Sheep.
629
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,320
Willy Saint, Harry Sinner.
630
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,480
Willy Solid, Harry Lost.
631
00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:00,040
A fucking treatment center.
632
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,800
Can you imagine
how people would freak out if
633
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,560
you were the one
who was going to a treatment center?
634
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,080
It would be like
the temple was falling down.
635
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,400
With me, it's just what people want.
636
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:22,680
Fucking up.
637
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,480
"Ah, that's Harry Wales' job."