1 00:00:05,834 --> 00:00:10,134 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick 2 00:00:10,125 --> 00:00:11,625 ♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski 3 00:00:11,625 --> 00:00:12,915 ♪ Kick 4 00:00:15,291 --> 00:00:16,541 ♪ Kick 5 00:00:17,583 --> 00:00:19,253 ♪ Kick Buttowski 6 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:21,460 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick 7 00:00:21,458 --> 00:00:23,078 ♪ Kick Buttowski 8 00:00:23,083 --> 00:00:26,883 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick 9 00:00:30,709 --> 00:00:31,879 ♪ Kick 10 00:00:34,542 --> 00:00:35,712 ♪ Kick 11 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:42,250 ♪ Kick Buttowski 12 00:00:45,625 --> 00:00:47,285 ♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪ 13 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,710 JOCK WILDER: Live, tonight! 14 00:01:00,709 --> 00:01:05,079 (READING) 15 00:01:05,083 --> 00:01:08,293 Maniacs wrestle crocodiles for the title of "Craziest" 16 00:01:08,291 --> 00:01:10,211 and "Bitey-est." 17 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:12,998 And with nano-camera technology, 18 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,420 Jock Wilder's Croc Wrestle II will be aired live 19 00:01:16,417 --> 00:01:19,127 on channel 4021! 20 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:22,125 4021? We don't have channel 4021! 21 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,535 We have to see this live! 22 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,292 Otherwise they'll take out the best parts! 23 00:01:25,291 --> 00:01:27,381 Where people's best parts are taken out! 24 00:01:27,375 --> 00:01:30,205 If only we had a way to watch channel 4021. 25 00:01:30,208 --> 00:01:31,788 Well, there is one way. 26 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:34,382 (GASPS) No! Not him! Anything but... 27 00:01:35,208 --> 00:01:36,668 Mouth. 28 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:39,420 So, other shadowy figure, 29 00:01:39,417 --> 00:01:43,127 I can get what you want but I expect to be paid handsomely. 30 00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:47,668 Don't you worry. I have a plan. 31 00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:50,627 Now to formulate a plan. 32 00:01:50,625 --> 00:01:52,415 Mouth! You gotta help us! 33 00:01:52,417 --> 00:01:54,997 We've got to Croc Wrestle II tonight! 34 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,500 Please! We'll do anything! 35 00:01:57,500 --> 00:02:00,710 Anything, hmm? Looks like my plan formulated itself. 36 00:02:00,709 --> 00:02:02,169 Of course I'll help you. 37 00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:03,876 Care to step into my office? 38 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:05,875 Um, no. That's creepy. 39 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:07,245 -(SIREN WAILING) -Hey! 40 00:02:08,583 --> 00:02:10,423 What are you two punks doing? 41 00:02:10,417 --> 00:02:12,377 Two? We're just talking to Mouth. 42 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:13,995 Mouth? 43 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,130 (WIND WHISTLING) 44 00:02:15,125 --> 00:02:16,785 But we were talking to Mouth. 45 00:02:16,792 --> 00:02:19,252 Yeah, right. I'm watching you two. 46 00:02:20,458 --> 00:02:22,748 -Now, where we? -(BOTH SCREAMING) 47 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:24,380 Let me get this straight. 48 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:27,825 You two want to watch Croc Wrestle II live on channel 4021. 49 00:02:28,959 --> 00:02:30,379 Impossible. 50 00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:32,325 Unless you have my help. 51 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:34,003 So you'll do it then? 52 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,500 Yes, but there are a few things we need to get first. 53 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:38,380 And no questions asked. Understand? 54 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:45,747 First we have to get one of Chicarelli's wind chimes. 55 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,580 A wind chime? Why? 56 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:49,463 Ah, you agreed to zero questions 57 00:02:49,458 --> 00:02:52,498 and according to my calculations, one is more than zero. 58 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:54,130 (BEEPING) 59 00:02:54,125 --> 00:02:55,785 He's got you there, Kick. 60 00:02:55,792 --> 00:02:58,632 Besides, there's a reason why I asked you to do this. 61 00:02:58,625 --> 00:03:02,285 There's only one person I know who can sneak a wind chime past Oskar. 62 00:03:02,291 --> 00:03:04,631 -Glad to be of service! -Not you. 63 00:03:04,625 --> 00:03:07,125 I'm not sneaking anything anywhere without permission. 64 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:08,325 Allow me. 65 00:03:08,333 --> 00:03:10,883 -(DIALING) -Oh, hey, Miss Chicarelli. 66 00:03:10,875 --> 00:03:12,455 So we can borrow your wind chime? 67 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:15,538 (CHUCKLES) Yes, little Oskie sure does need his beauty sleep. 68 00:03:15,542 --> 00:03:17,752 How do we know he's actually talking to Miss Chicarelli? 69 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:18,920 -What's that, Kick? -(DIAL TONE) 70 00:03:18,917 --> 00:03:20,417 You want to talk to Miss Chicarelli? 71 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:21,707 BOTH: We'll do it! We'll do it! 72 00:03:24,625 --> 00:03:25,915 (SNORING) 73 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:29,915 (SNAPS) 74 00:03:35,166 --> 00:03:36,166 (YAWNS) 75 00:03:47,417 --> 00:03:48,577 Mouth. 76 00:03:48,583 --> 00:03:50,713 -We'll bring it back soon. -(DIAL TONE) 77 00:03:50,709 --> 00:03:53,749 Let me just double check that Kick doesn't want to talk to you. 78 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:56,170 Okay. Word is we can use the smoke machine 79 00:03:56,166 --> 00:03:57,626 as long as we don't disturb the play. 80 00:03:57,625 --> 00:03:59,455 But it's all the way on the other side of the stage. 81 00:03:59,458 --> 00:04:01,078 And there's a play going on. 82 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:03,633 Row, row, row your boat! 83 00:04:03,625 --> 00:04:05,825 If you're going to question everything I ask you to do 84 00:04:05,834 --> 00:04:08,254 then we'll never make it in time for Croc Wrestle II. 85 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:11,210 Besides, I'm sure you two can wait for Croc Wrestle III. 86 00:04:11,208 --> 00:04:13,328 If it's still legal. 87 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:15,673 Well, we can't just walk on stage. 88 00:04:15,667 --> 00:04:17,037 Or can we? 89 00:04:17,041 --> 00:04:20,251 At last I'm alone. Just old man ocean and I. 90 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:22,880 GUNTHER: When suddenly, a sea horse swam by. 91 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:24,665 What? You're not in the scene! 92 00:04:24,667 --> 00:04:27,577 Go with it, Ronaldo. You know, improv! 93 00:04:27,583 --> 00:04:29,713 I will not be upstaged by a horse! 94 00:04:29,709 --> 00:04:31,079 Fine, then I'll leave. 95 00:04:31,083 --> 00:04:33,543 And I'm taking my fog machine with me. Whoa! 96 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:38,958 (CROWD BOOING) 97 00:04:40,291 --> 00:04:41,631 Tough crowd, huh? 98 00:04:41,625 --> 00:04:43,705 Well, at least we got what we came for. 99 00:04:43,709 --> 00:04:46,669 "We"? You ditched us and we barely got out of there with our lives. 100 00:04:46,667 --> 00:04:48,167 And our dignity! 101 00:04:48,166 --> 00:04:50,666 Relax, Shakespeare, we made it to the third act. 102 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:53,377 All that's left is to get our hands on a few toilet plungers. 103 00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:55,205 Well, there's a couple at my house. 104 00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:57,328 But you don't want those. 105 00:04:57,333 --> 00:05:00,133 Well, the janitor at school has tons of those things. 106 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:01,785 Kick, you're a genius! 107 00:05:01,792 --> 00:05:04,002 I knew there was a reason I'm using you... 108 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,960 I mean, using your skills. 109 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:09,673 Stop! What do you think you're doing? 110 00:05:09,667 --> 00:05:11,077 Um, I was gonna ask the janitor 111 00:05:11,083 --> 00:05:13,083 if we could borrow some plungers, remember? 112 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:14,503 Whoa, slow down there. 113 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:15,880 That janitor's a union man. 114 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:17,035 We start asking him questions 115 00:05:17,041 --> 00:05:19,001 and we'll be up to our necks in red tape. 116 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,880 And if that happens you can kiss your Croc Wrestle goodbye. 117 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:24,825 We're just gonna go in there and borrow the plungers without him noticing 118 00:05:24,834 --> 00:05:26,714 and avoid all the bureaucracy. 119 00:05:26,709 --> 00:05:28,749 Well, then we're gonna need a distraction. 120 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:30,040 Any ideas? 121 00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:32,205 Gunther? 122 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:34,038 Oh, sorry, Kick. I was distracted. 123 00:05:34,041 --> 00:05:35,541 What were you asking me? 124 00:05:38,291 --> 00:05:40,081 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Oh, hello, good sir. 125 00:05:40,083 --> 00:05:42,173 I am a door to door salesman 126 00:05:42,166 --> 00:05:44,536 and I am selling things. 127 00:05:44,542 --> 00:05:45,922 Well, what are you selling? 128 00:05:45,917 --> 00:05:48,167 Oh! See this briefcase? 129 00:05:48,166 --> 00:05:50,246 You're, uh, selling a briefcase? 130 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:53,130 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 131 00:05:53,125 --> 00:05:55,535 It's what inside the briefcase. 132 00:05:55,542 --> 00:05:57,712 Tah-da! 133 00:05:57,709 --> 00:05:59,629 Well, that's just another briefcase. 134 00:06:00,375 --> 00:06:01,535 Wait! 135 00:06:01,542 --> 00:06:03,382 Son, I'm not even a businessman. 136 00:06:03,375 --> 00:06:05,075 No, but you could be. 137 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:06,333 I could? 138 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:10,790 Hey, where'd Mouth go? 139 00:06:10,792 --> 00:06:12,632 (SIREN WAILING) 140 00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:15,165 A-ha! Caught you skateboarding! 141 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,996 I'm not skateboarding. 142 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,960 You win this round, Buttowski, 143 00:06:18,959 --> 00:06:21,879 but I've got my eye on you. 144 00:06:21,875 --> 00:06:25,285 Dad! Dad, it's okay. They're with me. 145 00:06:25,291 --> 00:06:26,581 I'll be home later. 146 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:30,420 Okay, son. I trust you. 147 00:06:36,041 --> 00:06:38,421 So can we go and watch Croc Wrestle II at your house now? 148 00:06:38,417 --> 00:06:41,287 Yeah, it's starting soon. 10:00 p.m. till 4:00 a.m. 149 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:43,211 We're not watching it at my house. 150 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:45,998 We're watching it at... 151 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,960 The mall! 152 00:06:47,959 --> 00:06:49,709 Mouth, how did you get those keys? 153 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,789 I told you, no questions. 154 00:06:55,542 --> 00:06:57,172 (GROWLING) 155 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:58,666 (OSKAR BARKING) 156 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:03,578 JOCK: Coming up next, 157 00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:05,713 Jock Wilder's Croc Wrestle II. 158 00:07:05,709 --> 00:07:07,499 Wow, Kick. Mouth really came through. 159 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,080 Maybe he's not so bad after all. 160 00:07:10,583 --> 00:07:12,083 Huh? What gives? 161 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:15,883 You still have to finish your end of the bargain. 162 00:07:15,875 --> 00:07:19,705 You're going to lower yourself into the jewelry store. 163 00:07:19,709 --> 00:07:23,879 Use the acquired smoke machine to reveal the lasers. 164 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:29,035 Then use the borrowed plungers to remove the casing. 165 00:07:29,041 --> 00:07:32,421 And, voila! Easy-peasy! 166 00:07:32,417 --> 00:07:35,707 But don't get caught. (LAUGHING) 167 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:39,248 You want us to steal for you? 168 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,580 What do you think you've been doing all night? 169 00:07:41,583 --> 00:07:43,253 BOTH: What are you talking about? 170 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:45,000 (GASPING) He's right! 171 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,630 That's it. This night is over, Mouth. 172 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:49,785 Kick Buttowski does not steal. 173 00:07:49,792 --> 00:07:53,632 And Gunther Magnuson does not play the xylophone. 174 00:07:53,625 --> 00:07:55,575 Although that has nothing to do with anything. 175 00:07:55,583 --> 00:07:57,633 But... You can't do this to me! 176 00:07:57,625 --> 00:07:59,875 Sorry, Mouth. The answer is no. 177 00:07:59,875 --> 00:08:01,705 Friends don't ask friends to steal. 178 00:08:01,709 --> 00:08:05,419 Not even imaginary ones. Right, Ralphie? 179 00:08:05,417 --> 00:08:09,167 We had a deal! If you don't help me, then no remote for you! 180 00:08:09,166 --> 00:08:11,706 We've done enough for you. Now give me that remote! 181 00:08:17,125 --> 00:08:20,035 GUNTHER: No! 182 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:21,541 (MUNCHING) 183 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:00,995 You can only save one, Kick! 184 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:06,540 (GRUNTING) 185 00:09:13,875 --> 00:09:16,375 Why would you save me instead of the remote? 186 00:09:16,375 --> 00:09:18,705 This is what friends do for friends. 187 00:09:18,709 --> 00:09:21,829 We're friends? I've never had any friends. 188 00:09:21,834 --> 00:09:24,214 It feels good! 189 00:09:24,208 --> 00:09:27,538 Sorry I tried to make you guys rob a store. From now on I'm gonna... 190 00:09:27,542 --> 00:09:28,922 -Halt! -(SIREN WAILING) 191 00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:33,923 You two again! I know it was you two who took my keys. 192 00:09:33,917 --> 00:09:35,127 You've got it all wrong. 193 00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:36,955 It's all a big misunderstanding. Right, Mouth? 194 00:09:36,959 --> 00:09:38,169 Mouth? 195 00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:40,246 -(WIND WHISTLING) -BOTH: Huh? 196 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,960 Dad! Dad! You were right! 197 00:09:41,959 --> 00:09:43,789 They took your keys and broke into the mall! 198 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,832 I tried to stop them, I swear! 199 00:09:45,834 --> 00:09:49,334 I knew it! Corrupting my innocent son! 200 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,713 And destroying my mall! 201 00:09:51,709 --> 00:09:54,039 It's mall jail for you hoodlums! 202 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:55,831 Yeah, mall jail! 203 00:09:59,583 --> 00:10:01,333 Not that one, Dad. 204 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:04,083 You should lock them in cell A. 205 00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:09,536 When I return it's gonna be with your parents. 206 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,212 Make them wait a while, Dad. 207 00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:13,788 Till at least 4:00 a.m. 208 00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:21,128 JOCK: Live till 4:00 a.m. 209 00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:23,955 Jock Wilder's Croc Wrestle II. 210 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:28,790 (GASPS) Croc Wrestle II! Mouth hooked us up. 211 00:10:28,792 --> 00:10:30,882 There may be hope for him after all. 212 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:33,915 BOTH: Ah, probably not. 213 00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:36,077 -JOCK: And the crocs are going wild! -(CROCS SNAPPING) 214 00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:40,463 Oh! Oh, the horror! Why is this even a thing? (SCREAMING) 215 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:42,668 It didn't go exactly as I planned, 216 00:10:42,667 --> 00:10:44,497 but I got them for you anyway. 217 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,960 With a little help from some friends. 218 00:10:49,542 --> 00:10:51,962 Thank you for your patronage, 219 00:10:51,959 --> 00:10:53,329 Kendall. 220 00:10:58,375 --> 00:10:59,745 (SIGHS) 221 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,500 (OWL HOOTING) 222 00:11:23,041 --> 00:11:24,461 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 223 00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:29,881 (WOLF HOWLING) 224 00:11:34,917 --> 00:11:37,537 Kids, don't try this at home. 225 00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:39,922 Yeah, that's right. You kids. 226 00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:45,326 Gunther! 227 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,133 Has it been... Yet? 228 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:48,995 I thought you were doing a year! 229 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,540 No, a week! 230 00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:52,332 In that case, you're done. 231 00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:54,500 Twice. 232 00:11:58,083 --> 00:12:00,833 Whoa. Guess that whole no sleep thing caught up with you. 233 00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:03,956 (YAWNS) Yeah. 234 00:12:03,959 --> 00:12:07,919 My next attempt, 24 hours of uninterrupted sleep. 235 00:12:07,917 --> 00:12:10,327 It was a pleasure working with you gentlemen. 236 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,170 (SNORING) 237 00:12:15,417 --> 00:12:17,747 That was by far your longest stunt. 238 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:20,500 I've gotta step it up if I'm gonna join the Pantheon someday. 239 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,420 These guys are the best of the best. 240 00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,825 And if I continue on the path I've been going, 241 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,924 someday I'm gonna do a stunt with all five of them. 242 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,917 But first, sleep. 243 00:12:32,917 --> 00:12:34,957 And nothing is gonna stop me. 244 00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:36,249 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 245 00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:46,918 Cousin Kyle's here. 246 00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:48,995 (HONKING) 247 00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:51,923 (TIRES SCREECHING) 248 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,420 Peanut butter's made from peanuts. 249 00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:02,498 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 250 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,080 That's a fact! 251 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,167 What are we looking at? Why did you take your hat off? 252 00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:17,456 Did the weather vane spin when I showed up? Why does it always do that? 253 00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:19,828 Cousin Kick! That was the greatest stunt ever! 254 00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,504 I watched it through the telescope I found in the woods 255 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,500 aimed at that camp where everyone wears underpants. 256 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,670 Let's go celebrate! 257 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:29,290 Well, Kyle, as much as I would love to hang out with you... 258 00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:33,214 Wait, wait, wait, not so fast. 259 00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:39,457 Like I was saying, as much as I would love to hang out... 260 00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,455 Ah, ah, ah. 261 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:44,378 I'm really tired. 262 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,455 And I am sure that you of all people can understand that. 263 00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,998 You know, since you're my number one fan. 264 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,170 Number one fan! I'm Kick Buttowski's number one fan! 265 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,166 (GROWLS) 266 00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:59,712 Who dares challenge my fandom? 267 00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:01,749 I'm Kick's Cousin Kyle, AKA, his number one fan. 268 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,040 Now and forever and beyond. 269 00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:06,211 Oh no, Clown Wig. I'm his number one fan. 270 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,788 He told me so! 271 00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:09,832 Actually, Kick just told me that I'm Kick's number one fan. 272 00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:11,754 Well I'm number one because I'm planning 273 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,080 his awesome longest stunt ever celebration, so... 274 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,883 A celebration? Oh, Cousin Kick, I'll prove that I'm your number one 275 00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:18,665 by planning you the best celebration ever, 276 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:19,997 with marionettes 277 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:21,417 and marionettes 278 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:19,997 and marionettes 279 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,420 and root beer. 280 00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:24,127 Oh, it is not gonna be that easy, Puppet Breath! 281 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,463 I'm obviously his number one fan! 282 00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:29,498 I have his retainer from when he was five! 283 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,080 (CHUCKLES) Hey, that's great. 284 00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:33,673 But I'm number one because I've got his retainers 285 00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:35,167 from when he was four and three and two. 286 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,576 I've got his appendix. 287 00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:37,753 I've got his tonsils! 288 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,000 I've got his baby teeth! 289 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,210 I've got his baby diaper! 290 00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:41,378 I've got his dirty jumpsuits! 291 00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:42,495 I've got his toothbrush! 292 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,250 I've got his saliva sample. 293 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,420 I've got his secret twin! 294 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:46,577 Guys! 295 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:50,463 I have an idea! 296 00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:52,378 I got mine first! No, I did! 297 00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:55,575 I've got the perfect solution to find out who's really number one. 298 00:14:58,792 --> 00:15:01,132 Clearly, one of you is my number one fan. 299 00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:02,785 And since I've gotta sleep, 300 00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:05,212 you two should figure out which of you is really my number one fan. 301 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,128 And when I wake up, me and the winner 302 00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,705 will have a huge celebration! 303 00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:09,789 (BOTH GRUNTING) 304 00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:14,665 I don't know about this, Kick! It's Crazyology 101. 305 00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,707 When you pit crazy against crazy, 306 00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:19,579 the result is an even bigger crazy! 307 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,580 (KYLE LAUGHING) 308 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,379 (WACKY JACKIE SCREAMING) 309 00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:30,711 (SCREAMING) 310 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,330 Gunther, you're right. 311 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,713 They need to work together. 312 00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:41,168 With your forces combined, 313 00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:42,996 you could throw me the best celebration ever. 314 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,170 (MANIACAL LAUGHING) 315 00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,786 Yay! Party! 316 00:15:47,792 --> 00:15:49,582 One more thing, guys. 317 00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:50,753 BOTH: Yes, Kick? 318 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,540 Please do it quietly. 319 00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:54,252 -Oh, of course, Kick. -Of course! 320 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:55,920 (WHISPERS) Yay! Party! 321 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,380 Even bigger mistake, Kick. 322 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:02,205 When you team crazy up with crazy, the result is super crazy. 323 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:05,878 Gunther, I need some sleep. This is the only way. 324 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,625 -Truce? -Truce. 325 00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:08,825 (BOTH YELLING) 326 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,880 Super cra-cra. 327 00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:13,325 (MANIACAL LAUGHING) 328 00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:19,831 I don't think that the maniacal laughter is a good sign, Kick. 329 00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:22,674 It's a fine sign! And now for 40 winks. 330 00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:26,081 40 awesome winks. 331 00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:30,714 Ah, finally! 332 00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:33,665 BOTH: Kick! 333 00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:35,577 Kick, what kind of party hat do you like? 334 00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:38,173 This or this or this or this? 335 00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:39,876 Kick, what kind of party noise maker do you like? 336 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,875 The kind that go... (YELLING) 337 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:45,165 Or... 338 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,165 (GARGLING) 339 00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,166 (SCREAMING) 340 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,293 The first one! 341 00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:49,001 BOTH: For who? For both! 342 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,287 What kind of music do you like better? 343 00:16:59,291 --> 00:17:00,961 Mariachi? 344 00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:03,209 Or classical quartet? 345 00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:04,708 (ALL PLAYING) 346 00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:05,749 (GRUNTS) 347 00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:10,456 Kick, which carnival ride do you like best? 348 00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,418 The Tilt-a-puke or the Barf-a-whirl? 349 00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:14,127 What do you prefer, marionettes or puppets? 350 00:17:14,917 --> 00:17:17,127 Jackhammers or anvils? 351 00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:18,375 KYLE: Clowns or mimes? 352 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:20,075 WACKY JACKIE: Lions or tigers? 353 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:21,583 KYLE: Bears or "Oh, my's"? 354 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:22,793 (SCREAMS) 355 00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:30,381 (MANIACAL LAUGHING) 356 00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:33,329 (MANIACAL LAUGHING) 357 00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:36,748 (MANIACAL LAUGHING) 358 00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:38,793 Kick! 359 00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:39,922 (SNIFFING) 360 00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:41,667 Are you here? 361 00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:43,577 Come on, Kick. Where are you? 362 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:46,422 The celebration is ready. 363 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:50,286 Phew! 364 00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:52,671 Brad's laundry must have disguised the scent. 365 00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:54,827 Finally, sleep. 366 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,500 (MANIACAL LAUGHING) 367 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,753 BOTH: Celebration! 368 00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:19,464 BOTH: Celebration! 369 00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:27,877 BOTH: Celebration! 370 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,291 Celebration! 371 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,461 (SCREAMING) 372 00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:51,455 Celebration! 373 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:54,917 An intruder! 374 00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:56,627 I feel so violated. 375 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,920 What's going on? 376 00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:13,955 (ALL CHEERING) 377 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,496 This won't go on much longer. 378 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,880 Chicarelli will call the cops. 379 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,245 MISS CHICARELLI: Oh, my! This is wonderful! 380 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:33,210 Hey Mr. DJ! Turn this music up! 381 00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:35,538 Mama needs to drop it like it's hot! 382 00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:38,327 BOTH: Oh-ah! Oh-ah! 383 00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,253 This isn't happening! 384 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:43,000 BOTH: Come and party with us, Kick Buttowski. 385 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,380 Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever... 386 00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:48,125 (SCREAMING) 387 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,205 Guys, I've been awake for weeks! 388 00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:52,038 I just need some sleep. 389 00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:54,791 And if you were really my number one fans, you'd let me have it! 390 00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:57,042 But we have one more big super surprise for you! 391 00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:59,421 It's almost here. I don't want it! 392 00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:01,327 But it's really good! 393 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,753 However good it is, it won't be as good 394 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:06,630 as one second of sleep! 395 00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:09,205 You want to sleep? Why didn't you just say so? 396 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,748 Of course we'll let you sleep. 397 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,210 Yeah. What kind of number one fans would we be 398 00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:14,998 if we didn't let you sleep when you needed it? 399 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,040 BOTH: Okay, Kick. Sweet dreams. 400 00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:21,131 -Thank you. -Okay, shut it down! 401 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:27,881 But I was about to bust a move! 402 00:20:44,542 --> 00:20:46,792 Sorry, guys. The party's over. 403 00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:48,832 Kick is sleeping. 404 00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:50,544 Cancel all the extremely cool stuff you were gonna do with him. 405 00:20:56,917 --> 00:20:59,997 Well, Jackie, I guess this may be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 406 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,130 Yeah! It was funny how we fought before! 407 00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,995 Especially since it was over which of you is Kick's number one. 408 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,130 'Cause obviously I'm Kick's number one! 409 00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:11,125 (GRUNTING) 410 00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:12,955 I am his number one! No, I am! 411 00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:15,039 Best friend equals number one! 412 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,131 (ALL YELLING) 413 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:25,213 Gee, Kick, I never realized how merchandisable you were. 414 00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:28,173 Wanna go shred Dead Man's Drop? 415 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:29,496 You bet, pal.