1
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<i>♪ Kick, Kick,</i>
<i>Kick, Kick, Kick</i>

2
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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski</i>

3
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<i>♪ Kick</i>

4
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<i>♪ Kick</i>

5
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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski</i>

6
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<i>♪ Kick, Kick, Kick</i>

7
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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski</i>

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<i>♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick</i>

9
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<i>♪ Kick</i>

10
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<i>♪ Kick</i>

11
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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski</i>

12
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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪</i>

13
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

14
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Shh! She can hear us.

15
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Who?
Your mother!

16
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Every year, she tears
the house apart

17
00:01:13,333 --> 00:01:14,583
looking for her
anniversary present!

18
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She's consumed by
the thrill of the hunt
and won't stop until...

19
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(THUNDERING FOOTSTEPS)

20
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(RATTLING)

21
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(TEETH CHATTERING)

22
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(FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING)

23
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BOTH: Phew!

24
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(SCREAMING)

25
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Hello, boys!
Just tidying up!

26
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(HUMMING)

27
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Okay.
Where is it?

28
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No idea what you're
talking about, darling.

29
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I'm just having
a conversation
with our son.

30
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Hmm. Well, see
you at brekkie.
(HUMMING)

31
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See? She's relentless!

32
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Just once, I'd like
to surprise your mother.

33
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She always finds it!

34
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You've gotta help me hide
your mom's present!

35
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It's a big
responsibility, Kick.
Can you handle it?

36
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Of course, Dad. I'll...

37
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(CRASHING)

38
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MOM: Where is it?
Why is there so much junk
in this house?

39
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I'll never find my...
I mean, still cleaning!

40
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She'll never
stop looking!

41
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MAN ON RADIO:
<i>The Mellowbrook Swap Meet!</i>

42
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<i>Bring your old junk,</i>
<i>swap for new junk,</i>

43
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<i>or just get Mom</i>
<i>out of the house.</i>

44
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That's a great idea!
Thanks, radio!

45
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I'll take her to
the Swap Meet!

46
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She might not stop looking
for her gift, but she sure
won't find it!

47
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I'm entrusting you with
this responsibility.
Now hide it well, Kick!

48
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Present!

49
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(CERAMICS SHATTERING)

50
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Ah-ha!

51
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There.
Good luck finding that.

52
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Be gone, lowly peasant!

53
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I've come to rescue
young Betsy from
her dungeon chamber.

54
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Yeah, yeah, have fun.

55
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Hey, Kick, thanks
for taking care
of that thing.

56
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While I'm gone,
why don't you sit
in my chair?

57
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Wow. Really?

58
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Okay, dear.
Let's get swapping!

59
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Where is my present!

60
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Come on now, hon.
Or we'll miss all
the good swapping.

61
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Be good, kids!

62
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Hey! How come you get
to sit in Dad's chair?

63
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Totally saved
Mom and Dad's
anniversary.

64
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Dad asked me to
hide Mom's present.

65
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You? But that was my job!

66
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Yeah, Brad.

67
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Yeah, Brad.

68
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Yeah, Brad.

69
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It was your job, Brad.
And you got fired.

70
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I let Dad down.
And now you're gonna
get all the glory!

71
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Okay, dillweed.
Where'd you hide it?

72
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Save it, Brad. I'm a rock.
I'm not telling you...

73
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Quiet! It's Burping
Betsy's nap time!

74
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Tell me where Mom's present
is or the board gets it!

75
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Old Blue! Whoa!

76
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Okay, fine!

77
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It's inside a baby doll,
inside a violin case,
inside a baby carriage!

78
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You mean the baby carriage
that's inside Dad's car?

79
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Yes, the baby carriage
that's inside Dad's car!

80
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They're gonna swap
Mom's necklace!

81
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Dad's never gonna
trust me again!

82
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Like he doesn't
trust you!

83
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(GROWLS)

84
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(LAUGHS) I'm gonna find
that necklace, dillweed!

85
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And get back Dad's trust!

86
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Yeah, redemption!

87
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Huh?

88
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Empty.

89
00:05:27,834 --> 00:05:29,634
Can't let Dad see me.

90
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(CLEARS THROAT)
Hello, kind sir.

91
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I am looking for a doll
inside a violin case
inside a baby carriage.

92
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Oh, I wish I could
help you, buddy.

93
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But I just swapped
my last one

94
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for this nifty
microcassette recorder!

95
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Note to self. Invest in more
doll/violin/carriage combos.

96
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Hey! Stop that!

97
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Gotta find the doll
before Brad.

98
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(LAUGHS)
(GASPS)

99
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I win, Brad.

100
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(SCREAMING)

101
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Aw, biscuits.

102
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Excuse me, ma'am,
where'd you get
this carriage?

103
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Some dreadful man dressed
like a mall cop.

104
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Where's the violin case
that was in the carriage?

105
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Pretty sharp board
you got there...

106
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It's not for swapping.
Where's the violin case?

107
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Sorry, bub. I don't
start talking till
you start swapping.

108
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DAD: (ECHOING) <i>It's a big</i>
<i>responsibility, Kick.</i>

109
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<i>Sure you can handle it?</i>

110
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<i>Sit in my chair.</i>
<i>My chair... My chair!</i>

111
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Stay alive. I'll be back.

112
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Now where's the violin case?

113
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Swapped it to Magnus.

114
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(LAUGHS)

115
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Thanks for the tip,
dillweed! (LAUGHS)

116
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Mr. Magnuson!
Who has the violin case?

117
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Bwar! Boy in black
swapped it for his heart.

118
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He say he not
using it anyways.

119
00:07:15,625 --> 00:07:16,995
Emo Kid.

120
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(LAUGHS) Dillweed.

121
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DAD: This way, dear.

122
00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:23,375
They're heading home.
I've got to find that doll.

123
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I left something really
important in there.

124
00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:36,167
I just need
to look inside.

125
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Come on. Hurry up!

126
00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:45,083
(GASPS) It's empty.

127
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Like my dreams.

128
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(LAUGHS) I found it!
There it is.

129
00:07:50,458 --> 00:07:53,418
I saved the day.
Love me, Father!

130
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Give me the necklace,
you crazy doll.

131
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KICK: Ha! That's not it.
The doll in the basement
wasn't in a box.

132
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That doll was mint condition.
In its original box.

133
00:08:10,542 --> 00:08:12,542
It's worth more than all
these others combined.

134
00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:15,825
I've never even pulled
the string to make her talk!

135
00:08:15,917 --> 00:08:17,827
<i>I'm Burping Betsy!</i> (BURPS)

136
00:08:18,667 --> 00:08:20,537
(BETSY BURPS)

137
00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:23,325
Quiet!
It's Burping Betsy's nap time!

138
00:08:25,834 --> 00:08:27,174
(BURPS)

139
00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:28,540
I know where the doll is!

140
00:08:29,917 --> 00:08:31,537
(GROWLS)

141
00:08:31,625 --> 00:08:34,415
Not so fast. You're gonna
have to pay for this doll.

142
00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:36,920
Uh, uh, can you
break a thousand?

143
00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,580
Oh! Why, of course.

144
00:08:42,917 --> 00:08:45,127
Brad Bucks?
BRAD: Yeah, Brad.

145
00:08:50,959 --> 00:08:52,459
Take them all.
I need this board.

146
00:08:58,375 --> 00:09:02,415
Present! Present! Present!

147
00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:05,875
Brianna, have
you seen Kick?

148
00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:18,075
(BURPS)

149
00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:20,496
Burping Betsy!
You're sick!

150
00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:21,883
Yes!

151
00:09:21,959 --> 00:09:23,459
Yes!

152
00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:25,792
Yes. This'll pay for the doll.

153
00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:28,075
Ooh, and this, too.

154
00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:30,626
Wait! Can't we swap
the doll for the necklace?

155
00:09:30,709 --> 00:09:33,669
Sorry, kid.
No reverse swapsies.

156
00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:36,080
Pleasure doing
business with you.

157
00:09:36,166 --> 00:09:38,576
Way to go, dillweed!
This is all your fault!

158
00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:40,877
Now Dad's gonna see I'm
way more responsible than you.

159
00:09:40,959 --> 00:09:42,829
None of that
matters now, Brad.

160
00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:45,457
Mom's anniversary is ruined,
and Dad's never gonna
trust me again.

161
00:09:45,542 --> 00:09:49,002
Hmm, remind me, dillweed.
Who's responsible
for the gift?

162
00:09:49,083 --> 00:09:52,173
Hmm? Not me!
I "got fired,"
remember?

163
00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:54,750
It's your problem now!
(LAUGHS)

164
00:09:54,834 --> 00:09:58,634
All right, Kick!
I need that necklace!

165
00:09:58,709 --> 00:09:59,879
Your mother's
about to burst!

166
00:09:59,959 --> 00:10:02,289
Um... Well, Dad,
about that present...

167
00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:04,205
(ROARING)

168
00:10:06,125 --> 00:10:07,745
(IN DEMONIC VOICE)
Who said "present"?

169
00:10:09,417 --> 00:10:10,917
(ROARING)

170
00:10:13,959 --> 00:10:17,539
My Burping Betsy doll!
Oh, it looks brand-new.

171
00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:20,075
Harold! You had it restored!

172
00:10:20,917 --> 00:10:22,877
Just go with it, Dad.

173
00:10:22,959 --> 00:10:25,919
I'm so glad
you like it, Honey!

174
00:10:26,041 --> 00:10:27,881
Like it? I love it!

175
00:10:27,959 --> 00:10:32,169
It looks just like it did
when you won it for me
on our very first date.

176
00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:35,290
Oh, this is the best
anniversary present ever!

177
00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:37,665
(KISSING)

178
00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:40,750
And so much better than
some predictable jewelry.

179
00:10:40,834 --> 00:10:42,674
(SCOFFS) Yeah!
Of course.

180
00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:45,080
I wouldn't buy you
some dumb jewelry.
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

181
00:10:47,792 --> 00:10:50,632
But, Dad! It was my idea
to trade the necklace
for the doll!

182
00:10:50,709 --> 00:10:52,209
Can I have some
responsibility back now?

183
00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:54,381
You some want some
responsibility,
do you, Bradley?

184
00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:56,578
Oh, yes, Father!
Ever so much!

185
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:04,789
DAD: Oh, Bradley! Don't forget
to fix Brianna's dollhouse,
you responsible man, you.

186
00:11:04,875 --> 00:11:08,165
(GARBLED)
Yeah, responsible Brad.

187
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:11,960
So, Kick, can I count
on you to hide Mom's
present next year, too?

188
00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:13,631
Sure thing, Dad.

189
00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:22,921
(BELL RINGS)

190
00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:26,671
What are you
gonna get, Kick?

191
00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:29,460
A slice of pepperoni pizza
topped with a slice of pizza.

192
00:11:29,542 --> 00:11:31,792
(GASPS)
They can do that now?

193
00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:33,665
It's Pizza Friday, Gunther.
Think big.

194
00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:36,630
I would like a single
slice topped with
a Cornish game hen.

195
00:11:38,917 --> 00:11:41,287
BOTH: Tuna surprise?
On Pizza Friday?

196
00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:44,745
What kind of weirdo would
serve tuna surprise
on Pizza Friday?

197
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,964
Surprise! Who's buzzed
for the spelling bee?

198
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,631
STUDENTS: Aw!

199
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,709
Hey! What happened
to Pizza Friday?

200
00:11:51,792 --> 00:11:53,502
Tonight is the regional
spelling bee.

201
00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:56,673
My champion Kendall needs
a lot of omega-3s for memory.

202
00:11:58,291 --> 00:12:00,881
And what food is
rich in omega-3s?

203
00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:05,419
Tuna! T-U-N-A, tuna.
From the Greek <i>thynos.</i>

204
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,210
Such a good
little speller!

205
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,751
I don't know what I would
do without my Kendall.

206
00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:10,924
Celebrate?

207
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:11,960
(GROANS)

208
00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:12,921
Gunther? You okay?

209
00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:16,422
It looks like
food poisoning.

210
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,380
It must be from
the tuna surprise!

211
00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:21,000
(GROANS)

212
00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:25,330
Please, Kendall.
Snap out of it.

213
00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:27,247
(GROANS)

214
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:29,423
Do you think maybe
you could move
your lips a little?

215
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:32,920
I could talk off-stage,
you know, like I do with
Emo Kid on the debate team.

216
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,040
Let's try it! C-A-T...

217
00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:37,035
This is hopeless.

218
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:39,915
What will I do without
my champion?

219
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,500
There's gotta be some student
left who can take her place.

220
00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:44,673
(ALL GROANING)

221
00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:46,290
Should have stuck
with Pizza Friday.

222
00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:49,325
You! You've got
to take her place!
You're the only one left!

223
00:12:49,417 --> 00:12:51,457
Me? Nah. Spelling's
not my thing.

224
00:12:51,542 --> 00:12:53,212
Besides, what's
the big deal?

225
00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:57,751
Forty years ago
we lost the spelling bee,
and it was my fault.

226
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:03,875
<i>The word is "principal."</i>

227
00:13:03,959 --> 00:13:05,459
<i>Would you like to</i>
<i>hear it in a sentence?</i>

228
00:13:05,542 --> 00:13:06,832
<i>That won't be necessary!</i>

229
00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:09,827
<i>P-R-I-N-C-I-P-L-E.</i>

230
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,246
(IN SLOW MOTION) <i>Wrong!</i>

231
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:16,333
(SCREAMS)

232
00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:17,627
(LAUGHS)

233
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:20,079
I should have asked
for it in a sentence!

234
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:25,536
That day I made a solemn vow
to train a champion and
win back the trophy.

235
00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:28,495
Kendall was going
to be that champion.

236
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:29,713
(GROANING)

237
00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:34,082
But now that chance is ruined.

238
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:37,076
Brilliant summary
of your shameful past.

239
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:39,496
Too bad it's not
a summary bee.

240
00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:41,463
(GASPS) Principal Rival!

241
00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:43,582
It's pronounced "Rival."

242
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:48,707
And prepare to lose once
again, because my school
has a new student.

243
00:13:48,792 --> 00:13:49,882
Javier!

244
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,540
It's Javier!
Jav-a-who-now?

245
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,455
He's undefeated
in six continents!

246
00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:57,632
(ROARING)

247
00:14:00,417 --> 00:14:01,667
S-T-O-P!

248
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,583
Javier might be new
to the area.

249
00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:10,827
But he is no stranger to
the language of language.

250
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,877
Tuna surprise?

251
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:16,749
No, thank you.
I see you are in trouble.

252
00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:19,214
So many sick spellers.
(STUDENT RETCHING)

253
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:22,921
<i>Au contraire,</i> I have
my champion right here.

254
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,540
Really? You cannot
outspell me.

255
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,125
This is not your
baby stunting.

256
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:31,538
Spelling is a real
challenge for real men.

257
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:34,705
And your cheap, unfashionable
helmet will not protect you.

258
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:37,422
Tonight, defeat is spelled

259
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:43,670
M-E-L-L-O-W-B-R...

260
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:44,830
(TRILLING TONGUE)

261
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:47,917
We'll see who...

262
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,080
O-O-K.
And now Javier walks away.

263
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:55,424
Please say yes, Kick.

264
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:59,130
I'm in. But if I win,
I want Pizza Friday back.

265
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:00,328
Deal.

266
00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:01,787
Forever.
Done.

267
00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:02,915
And Tuesdays.

268
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,630
What am I,
made of Pizza Friday?

269
00:15:04,709 --> 00:15:06,129
Let's do this thing.

270
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:10,078
Javier is going
down in defeat.
D-E-F-E-E-T.

271
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:12,246
We've got a lot
of work to do.

272
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:15,003
Time for my rigorous
spelling boot camp!

273
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,580
(INAUDIBLE)

274
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,420
Well, none of that worked.

275
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:31,000
You're clearly a horrible
speller, and that was
a complete waste of time.

276
00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:32,583
(CLAPPING)

277
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:38,417
True. It is a complete
waste of time when you
are up against Javier.

278
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,420
How did you even get in here?
Show me your visitor's badge.

279
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:45,580
Visitor badges? We don't need
no stinking visitor badges.

280
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:50,384
I kid you.
They are right here.

281
00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:52,168
See you boys later.

282
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:53,882
Yeah, bye.

283
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,830
It's hopeless!

284
00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:57,747
There's no way Mellowbrook
is going to beat Javier.

285
00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:01,004
Oh, this is more
humiliating than
my last doctor's visit.

286
00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:03,293
Principal Henry,
I've got some bad news.

287
00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:04,785
Your haircut is terrible.

288
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,245
Can I get
a second opinion?

289
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,713
No.
(SIGHS)

290
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:11,292
We will beat Javier.
But we've gotta try
something different.

291
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:12,915
I learn by doing.

292
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,998
What's the word?

293
00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:18,633
"Adrenaline."

294
00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:20,789
What am I supposed
to do with this again?

295
00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:22,285
Throw it as hard as you can!

296
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,917
(GRUNTS)

297
00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:29,625
Remember that time
I painted your
office camouflage?

298
00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:31,329
Oh, you demon!

299
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:36,918
Keep it up! Perfect!

300
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:40,875
A-D-R-E-N-A-L-I-N-E!

301
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,539
Adrenaline!

302
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,955
Great job! Perfect!

303
00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:51,749
The word is "vault."

304
00:16:54,417 --> 00:16:59,957
V-A-U-L-T!

305
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:01,955
Vault!

306
00:17:02,709 --> 00:17:05,039
(CAR ALARMS BLARING)

307
00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:09,381
The word is "balloon."

308
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:14,285
B-A-L-O... (GRUNTS)

309
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:20,375
Um, B-A-L-U? (GRUNTS)

310
00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:30,712
B-A-L-L-O-O-N. Got it now.

311
00:17:33,709 --> 00:17:34,709
We're almost out of time.

312
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,712
Okay! Well, I'll just
meet you at the bottom.

313
00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:39,004
(SCREAMING)

314
00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:42,787
Thorny, T-H-O-R-N-Y!

315
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:44,997
Glue, G-L-U-E!

316
00:17:45,834 --> 00:17:47,924
Grizzly, G-R-I-Z-Z-L-Y!

317
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,330
Incline, I-N-C-L-I-N-E!

318
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:53,753
Buckle, B-U-C-K-L-E!

319
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:56,003
(SCREAMS)

320
00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:03,042
For a while there,
I thought I was a goner.

321
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,665
If I said anything...

322
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,630
Don't worry about it.
Your secrets are safe with me.

323
00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:09,079
Thank you, Kick.

324
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:12,826
Good evening, Kick.
I wish you the best of luck
in the competition.

325
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:17,577
Javier can spell for hours.

326
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:18,747
(SIGHS)

327
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:24,710
<i>Welcome to the Annual State</i>
<i>Regional Spelling Bee!</i>

328
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:27,672
<i>One speller from every</i>
<i>school will compete.</i>

329
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:31,040
<i>Misspell a single word</i>
<i>and you'll be</i>
<i>eternally frozen.</i>

330
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:34,543
<i>Oh, I mean disqualified.</i>

331
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:37,035
<i>The first speller may now</i>
<i>come to the microphone.</i>

332
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:38,035
(INAUDIBLE)

333
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,540
<i>And we're</i>
<i>down to the last two.</i>

334
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:03,745
You're gonna do it, Kick!

335
00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:05,794
Remember, ask for
the word in a sentence.

336
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:09,075
You're gonna spell lightning,
and you're gonna burp thunder!

337
00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:12,462
<i>Ole!</i>

338
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:28,288
<i>The final word</i>
<i>is "principal."</i>

339
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,535
<i>Would you like to hear</i>
<i>it in a sentence?</i>

340
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:34,329
<i>That won't be necessary.</i>

341
00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:38,497
<i>P-R-I-N-C-I</i>

342
00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:42,747
<i>P-L-E.</i>

343
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:45,134
<i>That is incorrect.</i>

344
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:48,383
(ALL GASPING)

345
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:51,128
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

346
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:58,294
No!

347
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:00,628
<i>Mr. Buttowski?</i>

348
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:02,999
<i>I'd like to hear</i>
<i>the word in a sentence.</i>

349
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:05,753
<i>"Principal,"</i>
<i>as in, "Kick Buttowski,</i>

350
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:08,134
<i>"the principal would like</i>
<i>to see you in his office."</i>

351
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:26,250
Principal.
P-R-I-N-C-I-P-A-L!

352
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:29,173
<i>That is correct!</i>
<i>Mellowbrook wins!</i>

353
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:31,170
(ALL CHEERING)

354
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,254
Well done.

355
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,173
While you are
a horrible dresser,

356
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:37,420
you are
a worthy opponent.

357
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,290
I bow to you.

358
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:40,785
But you won't be
so lucky next year.

359
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:45,035
And besides,
there is always
<i>La</i> fair <i>de ciencia.</i>

360
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:49,495
(SIPPING JUICE BOX)

361
00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:57,127
I couldn't have
done it without you.

362
00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:59,208
A job well done,
Mr. Buttowski.

363
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,211
This calls for some
tuna surprise.

364
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:05,001
Mmm... (SCREAMS)

365
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:09,003
Kick, the district-wide
principals' square dance
competition is tonight.

366
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:10,333
I've never lost.

367
00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:11,997
I'm on it.

368
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:14,133
(BANJO MUSIC PLAYING)

369
00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:24,919
Hey, Kick.
How do you spell "relief"?

370
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,210
I don't know, Gunther.
How do you spell "relief"?

371
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:28,211
(FARTS)

372
00:21:28,959 --> 00:21:30,209
That's how.


