1
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<i>♪ Kick, Kick,</i>
<i>Kick, Kick, Kick</i>

2
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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski</i>

3
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<i>♪ Kick</i>

4
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<i>♪ Kick</i>

5
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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski</i>

6
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<i>♪ Kick, Kick, Kick</i>

7
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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski</i>

8
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<i>♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick</i>

9
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<i>♪ Kick</i>

10
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<i>♪ Kick</i>

11
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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski</i>

12
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<i>♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪</i>

13
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(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

14
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(RUMBLING)

15
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(THUNDER CRACKLING)

16
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(TEETH CHATTERING)

17
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(ENGINES REVVING)

18
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(BUZZER SOUNDING)

19
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(CAN OPENING)
(CHEETAH SNARLING)

20
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Chug! Chug!

21
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(HONKING)

22
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(DINGING)

23
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Chug! Chug!

24
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(WHISTLES)

25
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Chug! Chug!

26
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-(CAN OPENING)
-(CHEETAH SNARLING)

27
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Chug! Chug!

28
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KYLE: Chug! Chug!

29
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(SQUISHING)

30
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-(CAN OPENING)
-(CHEETAH SNARLING)

31
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Chug! Chug!

32
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Chug! Chug!

33
00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:57,705
(BURPING)

34
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-(CAN OPENING)
-(CHEETAH SNARLING)

35
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Chug! Chug!

36
00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:27,882
(CRASHING)

37
00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:43,578
(CARS HONKING)

38
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Chug! Chug!

39
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KYLE: Chug! Chug!

40
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

41
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(CHEETAH SNARLING)

42
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Chug! Chug!

43
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Chug! Chug!

44
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-(CAN OPENING)
-(CHEETAH SNARLING)

45
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KYLE: Chug! Chug!

46
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-(CHEETAH SNARLING)
-Chug! Chug!

47
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(ENGINE MISFIRES)

48
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(SCREAMING)

49
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(CHEETAH SNARLING)

50
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Chug! Chug!

51
00:07:18,917 --> 00:07:20,037
(SNARLING)

52
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(LOUD CLANGING)

53
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(WEAPONS FIRING)

54
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BOTH: Yeah!

55
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That was awesome!
That 4D was really real,

56
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and perfect for
Rock Callahan's <i> Igneous Rock.</i>

57
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It's time
to heat things up.

58
00:08:01,542 --> 00:08:03,382
Yeah,
this ticket is a keeper.

59
00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:05,325
Totally worth sneaking
out of the house for.

60
00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:07,173
Hey, Kick,
didn't your dad say
you'd be grounded

61
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if you snuck out
to see this movie?

62
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Don't worry about it.

63
00:08:11,375 --> 00:08:13,625
Just got to be
back in the house
before Dad wakes up,

64
00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:15,705
and he'll be
none the wiser.

65
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I have plenty of time.

66
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Come on,
I'll drop you off
on the way home.

67
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(GRUNTS)

68
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Okay, let's go.

69
00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:34,995
Finally!
This would've been easier

70
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if the wheels didn't grind
to nothing halfway here.

71
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But at least I'm home.
And that bed is
gonna feel so good.

72
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(BEEPING)

73
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(ALARM BEEPING)

74
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<i>Intruder alert!</i>

75
00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:57,826
<i>Stop, intruder!</i>

76
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You gotta be kidding me!
I don't have my keys?

77
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<i>Intruder alert!</i>

78
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<i>Stop, intruder!</i>

79
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Almost... Got it!

80
00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:22,826
Something dumb
is going on
around here. Huh?

81
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(READING SIGN)

82
00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:28,576
So Dad followed through
with his quaint little
security idea, huh?

83
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Well, nobody stops
Kick Buttowski from
breaking into his own house.

84
00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:34,038
Especially since
I just remembered

85
00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:36,251
that Mom always
keeps a spare key
under the mat.

86
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<i>Intruder alert!</i>

87
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<i>Stop, intruder!</i>

88
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(ROBOT LAUGHING)

89
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<i>No one gets past</i>
<i>Robo-Bot 2000.</i>

90
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This guy's good.

91
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But I'm better.

92
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<i>Intruder alert!</i>
<i>Stop, intruder!</i>

93
00:10:20,834 --> 00:10:25,634
Boy, I sure can't wait
to swing in through those
downstairs patio doors.

94
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,575
(CHUCKLES)
Misdirects always
confuse robots.

95
00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:33,711
<i>Stop, intruder!</i>

96
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(SCREAMS)

97
00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:44,422
(ROBOT CHUCKLES) <i> Come on!</i>
<i>Is that all you've got?</i>

98
00:10:44,417 --> 00:10:47,207
Someone's looking
to get their
hard drive wiped.

99
00:10:56,875 --> 00:10:58,285
(ROBOT LAUGHING)

100
00:11:03,917 --> 00:11:05,577
(ROBOT LAUGHING)

101
00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:07,503
This thing is always
one step ahead of me.

102
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,540
If I'm gonna beat a robot,
I got to think like a robot.

103
00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:14,285
<i>Who is it?</i>

104
00:11:14,291 --> 00:11:15,671
Battery salesman.

105
00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:17,127
<i>Batteries? Where?</i>

106
00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:20,423
Let's rock! Huh?

107
00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:26,082
You're the Robo-Bot?
<i>Affirmative.</i>

108
00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:28,083
Huh! Well,
aren't you adorable!

109
00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:30,003
Run along, now.
You did your best,

110
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,080
but you're no match
for Kick Buttowski.

111
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:34,003
I got to get to my room
before Dad wakes up.

112
00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:38,133
Listen, buddy,
I beat you.

113
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,415
I made it inside.

114
00:11:39,417 --> 00:11:40,827
Now if you'll excuse me...

115
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<i>Must destroy intruder.</i>

116
00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:48,248
<i>Destroy!</i>

117
00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:53,327
Little guy's stronger
than he looks.

118
00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:57,250
<i>Intruder life form detected.</i>

119
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,130
<i>Must destroy intruder!</i>

120
00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:21,707
Shh! You're gonna
wake up my dad.

121
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<i>Recharging!</i>

122
00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:42,958
<i>No life forms detected</i>

123
00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:50,075
He didn't see me
because of the cold.

124
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As Rock Callahan would say,
"Time to heat things up."

125
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(CRACKLING)

126
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<i>Life form detected.</i>

127
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,630
Nice to meet you.

128
00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:11,915
<i>No life form detected.</i>
<i>Does not compute.</i>

129
00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:20,875
(EXPLODING)

130
00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:24,828
Yeah!

131
00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:27,634
In your face!
Who's the big man now?

132
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:30,035
Looks like you're
all washed up.

133
00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:32,291
DAD: Kick Buttowski?

134
00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:34,131
Ah, no better way
to start the day

135
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,915
than with a big
ole pile of meat.

136
00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:37,537
Let's fire up the grill!

137
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,878
(GASPS) Robo-Bot!

138
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,745
Kick, did you have
anything to do with this?

139
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,460
Gee, Dad,
I wouldn't know.

140
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,378
I was asleep
in my room all night.

141
00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,825
I just came downstairs
to make you breakfast.

142
00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:52,544
What's this?

143
00:13:52,542 --> 00:13:54,542
Gasp! I say, "Gasp!"

144
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,382
You went to
that movie, didn't you?
You're grounded!

145
00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:58,745
<i>Robot wins!</i>

146
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,580
<i>In your face!</i>

147
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:04,133
Okay, Dad, I'll take
my punishment like a man.

148
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:06,995
Oh, we'll see what
you take like a man.

149
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,790
After Grounded-Bot
is done with you.

150
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:13,923
How cute!

151
00:14:13,917 --> 00:14:15,917
I handled one of you
little guys before,
and I'll do it again.

152
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:17,127
Bring it on!

153
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,825
<i>Troublemaker detected!</i>

154
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:26,134
<i>Must punish!</i>

155
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,333
Biscuits!

156
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:30,713
-(KICK YELLING)
-(PUNCHING NOISES)

157
00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:32,039
(LASER FIRING)

158
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:51,214
(ALARM RINGING)

159
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,290
-We did it!
-(LAUGHING)

160
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:24,456
Time to Kick Buttowski.

161
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:25,878
(MOTORCYCLE REVVING)

162
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,170
And now,
let's take out the trash.

163
00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:54,331
BOTH: Huh?

164
00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:57,457
BOTH: A-E-I-O-U!

165
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:58,708
And sometimes "Y."

166
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,078
We can do this
the easy way.

167
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,710
Or we can do this

168
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:14,079
the excruciatingly
painful way.

169
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,125
(HONKING)

170
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:28,377
-Ooh, nice work, Kick.
-Thanks, Gunther.

171
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:31,575
Let's hit the Food 'N' Fix,
and chug a couple of sloshies.

172
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:34,083
(ALL CHEERING)

173
00:16:34,083 --> 00:16:37,293
<i>Ah, Kick Buttowski,</i>
<i>I knew you'd show up.</i>

174
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:39,081
The Dark One!

175
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:42,253
<i>This robbery</i>
<i>was merely a setup</i>
<i>to get your attention.</i>

176
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,000
<i>-Do I have it?</i>
<i>- </i>No.

177
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,540
<i>-How about now?</i>

178
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:49,210
<i>- </i>No!

179
00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:49,212
<i>-Now?</i>

180
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,828
<i>Very well.</i>
<i>Perhaps this will help.</i>

181
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,383
(SNIFFING)

182
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:02,077
Do you smell
something burning?
No.

183
00:17:04,542 --> 00:17:05,752
(YELLS)

184
00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:11,214
How did you manage
to give Gunther
a hot seat?

185
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:14,078
<i>I used the world's</i>
<i>most powerful laser!</i>

186
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:18,383
<i>It can blow up</i>
<i>an entire city, and will,</i>
<i>unless my demands are met.</i>

187
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:20,165
And what
are these demands?

188
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:23,666
<i>I demand a fleet</i>
<i>of solid-gold yachts.</i>

189
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,747
Oh, is that it? Well...

190
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:27,830
<i>And the Hope Diamond.</i>

191
00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:31,294
Well, that's still
not all that crazy.
Let me see what I can...

192
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:33,541
<i>And the Loch Ness Monster.</i>

193
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:36,382
<i>And a limousine</i>
<i>full of soft pretzels.</i>

194
00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:39,875
<i>And a spaceship.</i>
<i>And $10 billion</i>

195
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,705
<i>in pennies.</i>

196
00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:44,289
(ALL GASPING)

197
00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:48,131
<i>I want it delivered</i>
<i>all to my lair,</i>
<i>by you, in person.</i>

198
00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:49,785
<i>I'm putting</i>
<i>the laser on a timer.</i>

199
00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:53,922
<i>Set to explode</i>
<i>if my demands aren't met.</i>

200
00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:57,207
Huh, setting it
for the climax,
typical villain.

201
00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,128
<i>Ta-ta!</i>

202
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:01,875
MAN: <i> And now,</i>
<i>a </i>Teena Sometimes
<i>marathon.</i>

203
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:03,285
(ALL SCREAMING)

204
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,583
So what now, Kick?

205
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:09,213
We meet
The Dark One's demands.

206
00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:10,628
And then some.

207
00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:23,129
(DOORBELL CHIMES)

208
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:30,043
I'm coming.
Let me get some
clothes on. Sheesh.

209
00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:35,375
All my demands were met!

210
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:39,325
Except,
where's Kick Buttowski?
Who are you?

211
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,463
Kick couldn't make it.
So he asked me
to take his place.

212
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:44,128
You can call me Kendall.

213
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,745
(GROANS)
I don't want you here.

214
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,290
You're supposed to be Kick.

215
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:53,173
We met your demands,
Dark One.

216
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,666
Now turn off that laser.

217
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,167
(LAUGHING)

218
00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:58,876
Was it something I said?

219
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,745
You fool!
This is all meaningless!

220
00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:05,825
He's gone all cuckoo.

221
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:07,544
Well,
what about the laser?

222
00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:09,542
Oh, that stupid thing.

223
00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:11,922
That laser's only strong
enough to give somebody
a hot seat.

224
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,167
(SIZZLING)

225
00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:14,416
(SNIFFING)

226
00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:18,917
Not again!
(YELLING)

227
00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:20,627
Then why
are you doing this?

228
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:23,075
It's for you!
It's to lure you here.

229
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:24,923
Because I wanna
beat you up.

230
00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:27,707
And I wanna punch you
and punch you
and punch you.

231
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,249
You can't beat me up.

232
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,710
I'm too superbuff.

233
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:34,963
Oh, I know.

234
00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:37,209
That's why I created this.

235
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,750
Yeah. Giant robot.

236
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,250
You have to admit,
that was pretty sweet.

237
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:57,830
Not as impressive as this.

238
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:05,997
(ANNOUNCER READING)

239
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,536
(ANNOUNCER READING)

240
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,130
(ANNOUNCER READING)

241
00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:23,289
(ANNOUNCER READING)

242
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:45,167
<i>Knock Out.</i>

243
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,040
All right, Dark One,
let's see who
you really are.

244
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,457
Yeah, Brad.
(LAUGHING)

245
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:56,293
(SCREAMING)

246
00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:00,709
Ah, Tankini.

247
00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:04,458
Hey! What gives?

248
00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:06,078
Stay out of my dreams!

249
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:09,878
I really need to invest
in a giant robot.

250
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:12,790
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

251
00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,042
<i>♪ Yeah</i>

252
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,500
<i>♪ Yeah, bump it left</i>

253
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,378
<i>♪ Yeah</i>

254
00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:23,127
<i>♪ One more time</i>

255
00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:25,037
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>


