1
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<i>[Chattering]</i>

2
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<i>Item 10 as regards canines-</i>

3
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[Officers Barking]

4
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The, um, uh, poop scoop law...

5
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goes into effect today.

6
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That's <i>The People v. Belker.</i>
I hear he's appealing.

7
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[All Laughing]

8
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To wit, any person causing
or permitting any domestic canine...

9
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to evacuate on a public sidewalk...

10
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without promptly and substantially
removing said evacuation from same...

11
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shall be guilty
of a class-C misdemeanor.

12
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What if he removes it,
but not substantially, Sarge?

13
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- [All Laughing]
<i>- [Esterhaus] Item 11.</i>

14
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<i>We have six more complaints</i>
<i>from Decker Avenue merchants...</i>

15
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<i>concerning vending machine</i>
<i>coin-box rip-offs.</i>

16
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Somebody's doing a lot of
nickel-and-diming out there.

17
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There's an unofficial reward for the doer that
puts the alleged perpetrator out of business-

18
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an evening's free play of Space Invaders
at Decker Avenue Playland.

19
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<i>- [All Exclaiming, Hooting]</i>
<i>- [LaRue] Hot diggetty!</i>

20
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Item 12: A truce has been reached
with the night shift...

21
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<i>regarding the use and misuse</i>
<i>of the precinct refrigerator.</i>

22
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<i>In accordance therewith...</i>

23
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<i>said refrigerator last evening was</i>
<i>cleaned out of all unauthorized foodstuffs...</i>

24
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alleged to have been present
therein for a length of time...

25
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longer than five days.

26
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<i>- [Man] Thank God.</i>
- [Murmuring, Chattering]

27
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<i>If I may inject a personal note-</i>

28
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<i>Guys, we're all willing to look the other way</i>
<i>vis-�-vis brown-bagging it...</i>

29
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given the current economic realities.

30
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But, to the anonymous owner of the marinated
artichoke and liver pat� on whole wheat...

31
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- [Groaning]
<i>- In the rear of the third shelf...</i>

32
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<i>that had taken on</i>
<i>a life of its own...</i>

33
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<i>[Officers Laughing]</i>

34
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Have a little understanding,
would you...

35
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odor-wise, hygiene-wise
and otherwise.

36
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<i>[Chattering Loudly]</i>

37
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All right, last item:

38
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Be cognizant that
Monday Night Football is on tonight...

39
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<i>which means we'll be missing</i>
<i>15% of the night shift.</i>

40
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Be equally cognizant
the welfare eagle flies on Mondays...

41
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which means, our local muggers
will be out in force.

42
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Therefore, we have
double shift assignments.

43
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<i>[Officers Groaning]</i>

44
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<i>Bates, Coffey, Shamsky,</i>
<i>Figiliano, Williams, Obradovich.</i>

45
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<i>All right, let's roll!</i>

46
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And, hey-

47
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Hey!

48
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Let's be careful out there.

49
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<i>- You got it.</i>
<i>- What if the eagle does it on the sidewalk?</i>

50
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[Chattering Continues]

51
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Someone's scarf.
It's gonna be cold.

52
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So, what do you say we put it
in cruise control today, partner?

53
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Like California cops-
put on a pair of them glasses...

54
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<i>put the arm out the window like this</i>
<i>and smile at everybody.</i>

55
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Don't cause any
personal conflict at all.

56
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Oh, you got a new squeeze.

57
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I tell you, Bobby, this woman
is flat-out kinky when it comes to football.

58
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Might be those pants they have
that highlight their what-have-yous.

59
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All I know is that on Monday nights
she is hotter than a Model T coil.

60
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The rest of the week
she is drier than a gutter snowbird.

61
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Ohh!

62
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- So I'm gonna cook up a pot
of that spaghetti "bogonese"...
- Yeah?

63
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And I'm gonna squat down on her velour couch
in front of her 26-incher-

64
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What I'm pointin' out here is this-

65
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I cannot afford to get stuck
in night court...

66
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while the rest of civilized America
sits in front of their television sets...

67
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watching Joe Theismann- as in Heisman-
fill the air with footballs.

68
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All right, who's the joker?

69
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I had a Nova and cream cheese on bagel with a
slice of Bermuda in the fridge on the second shelf.

70
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Where's Belker?

71
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<i>[Woman On Radio]</i>
<i>Dispatch. We have a 9-11.</i>

72
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<i>Armed robbery in progress.</i>

73
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<i>See surplus store, corner</i>
<i>People's Drive, 124th Street.</i>

74
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75
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You know, my guidance counselor
should have told me in high school, man...

76
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I got acting talent up the wazoo.

77
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Oh, yeah? What kind of talent
you got in that bottle there, lover?

78
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Hey, I poured the top half of this
into the sink, Neal.

79
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- Mm-hmm.
<i>- [Car Horn Honks]</i>

80
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Hey, that's him coming out.

81
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<i>[Washington]</i>
<i>Looks like he's heading for the underpass.</i>

82
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Tell you what.
Let's nail him at the other end.

83
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- Hey. You got the bread?
- Yeah, I got it.

84
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- Don't make it too blatant.
- Hey, I'm telling you- <i>People v. Fernandez.</i>

85
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Dollar collars are dynamite.

86
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Besides, I gotta make it
a little blatant.

87
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I don't look like an 82-year-old
lame, blind broad trying to cross the street.

88
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Yeah, you got that right.
You look worse.

89
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- Hey, bro, you got the time?
- [Snoring]

90
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Freeze, my man!
Police.

91
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- [LaRue Groans]
- Halt! Police!

92
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Police! Halt!

93
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[Screams]
Oh, God!

94
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[Grunting, Yelling]

95
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Come here, turkey!
Get down here!

96
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- [Man Screaming]
- Oh, man. It's your knee, isn't it?

97
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- It's cool, baby. It's cool.
<i>- I was just trying to help the old dude!</i>

98
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<i>- He was losing his money!</i>
- Aw, shut up.

99
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<i>- Oh, man.</i>
- [Groaning]

100
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<i>- He was losin'his money!</i>
<i>- Shut up!</i>

101
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<i>- [Cuckoo Clock Cuckooing]</i>
- Here I am, carrying a wire
against Roy Snyder's goon...

102
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<i>and you don't even know</i>
<i>if the-if the glue is waterproof.</i>

103
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<i>Mick, I told you I sweat a lot.</i>

104
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I know it's gonna fall off.
You think I like doing this?

105
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Morris, calm down.

106
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<i>Calm down, he says.</i>
<i>I owe 1,300 bucks at 20% a week.</i>

107
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Morris, for a lousy 1,300
what are they gonna do?

108
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They're not gonna
go after your family or anything.

109
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My family?
What about me?

110
00:08:05,398 --> 00:08:09,562
Mick, do you know what
a 10:00 appointment means to these guys?

111
00:08:09,636 --> 00:08:13,072
A 10:00 appointment
means- means bones. Ribs.

112
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<i>[Belker]</i>
<i>Internal organs.</i>

113
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<i>- [Banging On Door]</i>
<i>- [Bell Dings]</i>

114
00:08:17,143 --> 00:08:19,077
Oh, God.

115
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<i>He's here.</i>

116
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<i>- [Banging On Door]</i>
<i>- [Bell Dinging]</i>

117
00:08:53,947 --> 00:08:57,849
So, Morris, what's it gonna be-

118
00:08:57,917 --> 00:09:00,215
<i>cash or broken bones?</i>

119
00:09:00,286 --> 00:09:03,050
<i>Oh, well, that's what l-</i>
<i>I was just thinking about.</i>

120
00:09:03,122 --> 00:09:07,422
<i>I mean, let's face it, Stanley-</i>
<i>l- I already got broken bones.</i>

121
00:09:07,493 --> 00:09:10,621
Oh, so you're gonna pay.
That's good.

122
00:09:10,697 --> 00:09:12,688
<i>Well, that's not what l- I meant.</i>

123
00:09:15,068 --> 00:09:18,731
I mean, not- not exactly.

124
00:09:19,873 --> 00:09:23,741
Nice plaster job.

125
00:09:23,810 --> 00:09:26,506
How many places
it break, anyway?

126
00:09:27,881 --> 00:09:30,145
Multiple, uh-
Multiple fractures, Stanley.

127
00:09:30,216 --> 00:09:32,150
<i>[Stanley]</i>
<i>What a shame.</i>

128
00:09:32,218 --> 00:09:35,710
<i>I swear, Morris,</i>
<i>I always go for the clean break.</i>

129
00:09:35,788 --> 00:09:38,780
<i>Okay, just-</i>
<i>just take your hands off- off the cast.</i>

130
00:09:38,858 --> 00:09:42,316
You're sweating like a pig, Morris.

131
00:09:42,395 --> 00:09:44,920
Don't.
You'll break the wire.

132
00:09:44,998 --> 00:09:47,296
- The what?
<i>- Wire!</i>

133
00:09:47,367 --> 00:09:49,301
<i>I'm wearing a wire, Stanley.</i>

134
00:09:49,369 --> 00:09:53,897
<i>I just wanna show it to you so you won't-</i>
<i>so you won't think I'm pulling a fast one.</i>

135
00:09:53,973 --> 00:09:56,942
I'll yank it out-
yank it out for you.

136
00:09:57,010 --> 00:10:00,605
- Well, now we're even-steven.
- Come on.

137
00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,580
Police!
You freeze it, hairbag!

138
00:10:02,649 --> 00:10:05,846
Oh, no! No, Stanley!
No! Oh, no! No!

139
00:10:11,224 --> 00:10:13,692
[Grunting]

140
00:10:22,335 --> 00:10:24,394
<i>- [Alarm Bell Ringing]</i>
- [Tires Screech]

141
00:10:32,879 --> 00:10:35,541
You back off!
Aaah!

142
00:10:41,587 --> 00:10:45,284
[Growling]

143
00:10:47,794 --> 00:10:51,491
[Growling Continues]

144
00:10:51,564 --> 00:10:54,658
<i>[Bates, Coffey Yelling, Grunting]</i>

145
00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,505
- Back up!
- Uh-uh.

146
00:11:02,575 --> 00:11:04,509
Come on, back up.

147
00:11:04,577 --> 00:11:06,511
Dispatch.
Officer in need.

148
00:11:06,579 --> 00:11:09,707
Request immediate backup,
600 block, Jefferson Avenue. Officer will assist.

149
00:11:09,782 --> 00:11:13,183
<i>There is no way that I'm gonna get involved</i>
<i>in this. I'm gonna tell ya that going in.</i>

150
00:11:13,252 --> 00:11:15,186
I don't mind unofficial assist...

151
00:11:15,254 --> 00:11:18,189
but there is no way I'm gonna
get stuck with something like this...

152
00:11:18,257 --> 00:11:21,385
and have to spend the entire night
cooling my heels in night court.

153
00:11:21,461 --> 00:11:23,395
[Tires Screech]

154
00:11:23,463 --> 00:11:26,364
<i>[Bates Shouting, Groaning]</i>

155
00:11:26,432 --> 00:11:30,368
Well, flog my dolphin! Look at that woman.
She's a physical phenomenon!

156
00:11:30,436 --> 00:11:32,768
<i>[Hill]</i>
<i>You gonna just stand there and announce?</i>

157
00:11:32,839 --> 00:11:35,774
I think the situation is pretty much
under control, don't you?

158
00:11:35,842 --> 00:11:39,676
- Hey! Hey! Get back!
- [Grunting, Groaning]

159
00:11:39,746 --> 00:11:41,714
Right on!

160
00:11:41,781 --> 00:11:43,908
<i>Right on!</i>
<i>Bravissimo!</i>

161
00:11:43,983 --> 00:11:46,417
Bravissimo! Right on,
brothers and sisters!

162
00:11:46,486 --> 00:11:49,478
- [Bates Yelling]
- [Grunting, Yelling Continue]

163
00:12:01,634 --> 00:12:04,501
Oh, you look radiant.

164
00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,504
Oh, Phil.

165
00:12:06,572 --> 00:12:09,097
Parakeet, what's the matter?

166
00:12:09,175 --> 00:12:11,336
Could we speak privately?

167
00:12:23,723 --> 00:12:25,714
I may be with child.

168
00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:28,454
With child?

169
00:12:29,996 --> 00:12:31,930
Pregnant.

170
00:12:31,998 --> 00:12:33,932
Pregnant? You?

171
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,093
Don't be upset, Phil.
L- l-

172
00:12:36,169 --> 00:12:39,468
- Are you sure?
- No, not yet.

173
00:12:39,539 --> 00:12:43,441
But my body is an
incredibly fine instrument.

174
00:12:43,509 --> 00:12:46,342
Of course it is.
It's magnificent.

175
00:12:46,412 --> 00:12:48,346
No, no.
[Laughs]

176
00:12:48,414 --> 00:12:51,781
What I mean is,
there are those of us...

177
00:12:51,851 --> 00:12:54,820
who run like perfectly
oiled watches...

178
00:12:54,887 --> 00:12:58,618
year after year,
tick after tick...

179
00:12:58,691 --> 00:13:03,958
and when there is the slightest variation
in bodily rhythm...

180
00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:05,964
as there is now-

181
00:13:06,032 --> 00:13:08,967
Oh, darling, you are upset.
I sense it.

182
00:13:09,035 --> 00:13:11,833
No. No, not at all.
<i>Au contraire.</i>

183
00:13:11,904 --> 00:13:16,238
In fact, Grace, this is wonderful.

184
00:13:16,309 --> 00:13:18,641
- A wee one.
- [Sighs]

185
00:13:18,711 --> 00:13:20,872
A little Esterhaus.

186
00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:24,545
It is a little Esterhaus?

187
00:13:24,617 --> 00:13:27,780
Oh, there's no doubt
about it, Phil.

188
00:13:27,854 --> 00:13:30,687
If I am pregnant...

189
00:13:30,756 --> 00:13:32,690
it's yours.

190
00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:35,386
- Oh, Grace! It would be a miracle!
- [Laughs]

191
00:13:35,461 --> 00:13:38,396
- [Kiss]
- No, wait- No, wait a minute, Phil.

192
00:13:38,464 --> 00:13:40,398
[Sighs]

193
00:13:40,466 --> 00:13:44,402
I'm not sure
exactly how I feel about it.

194
00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:47,405
I mean, a- a baby now.

195
00:13:47,473 --> 00:13:49,407
Us.

196
00:13:49,475 --> 00:13:52,000
Grace, think of it.

197
00:13:52,078 --> 00:13:54,911
A progeny of our own.

198
00:13:56,516 --> 00:14:00,384
Phillip Freemason Esterhaus Jr.

199
00:14:00,453 --> 00:14:03,286
[Chuckling]

200
00:14:03,356 --> 00:14:07,190
We could enroll him in Sand Creek's
nude nursery encounter group.

201
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:09,194
Mm-mmm.
Mm-mmm.

202
00:14:09,262 --> 00:14:12,197
[Laughing]

203
00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:19,061
You really want to call him
Phillip Freemason Esterhaus Jr?

204
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,214
Come on, Stanley.
Please?

205
00:14:29,282 --> 00:14:33,082
Come on, move! Move!
Stand there!

206
00:14:34,654 --> 00:14:38,715
This guy is probably gonna need
some stitches and a tetanus shot.

207
00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:40,725
All right, listen up.

208
00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:42,727
You have the right
to remain silent.

209
00:14:42,795 --> 00:14:46,231
If you give up the right to remain silent,
anything you say can be used against you.

210
00:14:46,299 --> 00:14:49,234
You have the right to speak with an attorney
and have an attorney present during questioning.

211
00:14:49,302 --> 00:14:53,261
If you cannot afford one, an attorney
will be appointed for you before questioning.

212
00:14:53,339 --> 00:14:55,330
You understand?

213
00:14:57,076 --> 00:14:59,237
Do you understand?

214
00:14:59,312 --> 00:15:02,247
Do you think you could try
reading him his rights any faster...

215
00:15:02,315 --> 00:15:04,749
or with any less tonality,
Detective?

216
00:15:06,452 --> 00:15:09,387
<i>Tip it. Watch your hands.</i>
<i>Watch your hands.</i>

217
00:15:09,455 --> 00:15:12,390
[Chattering Continues]

218
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:14,619
- Your knee all right, Neal?
- Yeah.

219
00:15:14,694 --> 00:15:16,628
Uh, Miss Davenport.

220
00:15:16,696 --> 00:15:18,596
Good morning, gentlemen.

221
00:15:18,664 --> 00:15:22,293
MaxwellJenkins,
late of St. Louis, Missouri.

222
00:15:22,368 --> 00:15:25,860
<i>Mr. Jenkins is the prime suspect</i>
<i>in six unsolved robberies...</i>

223
00:15:25,938 --> 00:15:29,874
<i>of welfare and social security checks</i>
<i>from senior citizens in the last month.</i>

224
00:15:29,942 --> 00:15:33,537
He comes with many deluxe features,
including atrocious breath.

225
00:15:33,613 --> 00:15:36,207
- May I?
- Be warned, Miss Davenport.

226
00:15:36,282 --> 00:15:40,912
The part under
"Peculiarities, Deformities, Scars and Tattoos"...

227
00:15:40,987 --> 00:15:42,978
is very R-rated.

228
00:15:50,363 --> 00:15:53,093
Your lawyer, you lucky boy scout.

229
00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:58,870
We do have a welfare check suspect.
Yes. Bye.

230
00:15:59,939 --> 00:16:01,873
Hello, counselor.

231
00:16:01,941 --> 00:16:04,466
So you guys are at it again-
the old dollar collar.

232
00:16:04,543 --> 00:16:07,671
LaRue's and Washington's.
It's yours?

233
00:16:07,747 --> 00:16:10,682
And may I say, if you care for
a little expert legal counsel...

234
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,685
it's the most blatant case of entrapment
I think I've ever encountered.

235
00:16:13,753 --> 00:16:16,187
Let me read
between the lines a little.

236
00:16:16,255 --> 00:16:19,224
They trail him all over town, obviously
because the tip they have on him...

237
00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:22,227
is a thousand miles short
of probable cause to arrest.

238
00:16:22,295 --> 00:16:25,230
They completely lure him into something
he could never have considered...

239
00:16:25,298 --> 00:16:28,233
if they hadn't mapped
it all out for him.

240
00:16:28,301 --> 00:16:32,067
Then they don't even have enough sense of justice
to bury the money in a pocket or someplace...

241
00:16:32,138 --> 00:16:37,166
so as not to attract some Good Samaritan
like, heaven forbid, you or me.

242
00:16:37,243 --> 00:16:40,212
Very persuasive, counselor, but I checked
with Det. Washington on this one.

243
00:16:40,279 --> 00:16:42,839
- The guy was walking away with the money.
- Allegedly.

244
00:16:42,915 --> 00:16:45,850
Oh, come on, Joyce.
You're talking legalese at me.

245
00:16:45,918 --> 00:16:49,081
Last month three elderly women
wound up in County Emergency...

246
00:16:49,155 --> 00:16:52,090
because of a guy who looked
a hell of a lot like MaxwellJenkins.

247
00:16:52,158 --> 00:16:55,685
We all know the courts have approved
decoy arrests, even when they're dollar collars.

248
00:16:55,761 --> 00:16:57,695
I wouldn't care
if it was a mink collar.

249
00:16:57,763 --> 00:17:00,027
- The courts have never approved entrapment.
- Hey!

250
00:17:00,099 --> 00:17:02,567
You know as well as I do,
the guy's a real low-life.

251
00:17:02,635 --> 00:17:04,569
He may be.
But that's not the issue.

252
00:17:04,637 --> 00:17:08,869
What is the issue, it seems to me,
is that your guys have to do a little better.

253
00:17:10,042 --> 00:17:12,670
See you in night court on this one.

254
00:17:13,979 --> 00:17:15,913
Oh, excuse me, Miss Davenport.

255
00:17:15,981 --> 00:17:19,917
Captain, we've got six possible complainants
we want to bring in for lineups.

256
00:17:19,985 --> 00:17:22,579
<i>[Furillo]</i>
<i>Any objections, counselor?</i>

257
00:17:22,655 --> 00:17:25,317
Would you care to be present?

258
00:17:25,391 --> 00:17:27,552
I have to get back.
I'm on intake tonight.

259
00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:30,925
But be my guest.
No objections at all.

260
00:17:33,032 --> 00:17:34,966
- Line 'em up, Neal.
- Right.

261
00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:37,468
Oh, just a second.
How's your knee?

262
00:17:37,536 --> 00:17:39,470
Oh, I'll... probably
be better tomorrow.

263
00:17:39,538 --> 00:17:42,473
Just getting out of shape
for those 40-yard sprints, is all, you know.

264
00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:44,907
That the one you hurt in college?

265
00:17:44,977 --> 00:17:47,969
Don't know what it is.
It'll be okay tomorrow.

266
00:17:52,251 --> 00:17:54,185
- This is Sarah.
- Hi, Sarah.

267
00:17:54,253 --> 00:17:56,687
- How's the calendar look tonight?
- Oh, real light.

268
00:17:56,756 --> 00:17:59,691
Light. Figures. There's a football game on.
The spread's three and a half.

269
00:17:59,759 --> 00:18:04,059
- Personally involved?
- No. I used to date the back-up
quarterback for the Giants.

270
00:18:04,130 --> 00:18:07,566
- Oh?
- He had really wonderful legs, as I recall.

271
00:18:07,633 --> 00:18:10,568
- Anyway, I still have a client to interview.
- Oh?

272
00:18:10,636 --> 00:18:14,538
Right. Just picked up
a beaut of an entrapment.

273
00:18:14,607 --> 00:18:18,543
By the time it gets to court,
it's going to be a full-grown poisonous fruit.

274
00:18:18,611 --> 00:18:20,841
Tell you all about it later.

275
00:18:21,914 --> 00:18:23,848
Hey, Joycie.

276
00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:26,407
- Allan.
- I've been wanting to talk to you.

277
00:18:26,485 --> 00:18:29,921
It's a horrible place to meet,
but you look gorgeous.

278
00:18:29,989 --> 00:18:31,923
Really spectacular.

279
00:18:31,991 --> 00:18:35,392
A-Are you losing weight? Because you-
you look thin. Are you doing a little-

280
00:18:35,461 --> 00:18:39,864
What are you doing here, Allan? I thought you
were making a killing in medical malpractice.

281
00:18:39,932 --> 00:18:41,866
That's a nice pun.

282
00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:44,767
- Actually, I am. Wachtel and Gerber.
<i>- [Men Arguing, Yelling]</i>

283
00:18:44,837 --> 00:18:47,772
That's why I thought maybe you could
help me out. Doing a favor for a guy.

284
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,774
You see that mountain over there?

285
00:18:49,842 --> 00:18:54,279
Well, some lunatic with a penchant
for biting human flesh busted him.

286
00:18:54,346 --> 00:18:56,837
The guy's clean.
Clean as a cucumber.

287
00:18:56,916 --> 00:19:00,249
- Then what do you need my help for?
- Ah.

288
00:19:00,319 --> 00:19:02,310
Well, um...

289
00:19:03,622 --> 00:19:05,556
frankly, I heard, uh-

290
00:19:05,624 --> 00:19:07,888
I mean, um-

291
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,360
Word is out
about you and Frank.

292
00:19:10,429 --> 00:19:13,956
So, I thought, you know,
if I could tell you about the case...

293
00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:16,627
you could see what
<i>garbage</i> it was...

294
00:19:16,702 --> 00:19:19,262
and maybe have a few words
with the man.

295
00:19:19,338 --> 00:19:23,399
Surely you have informal lines
of communication?

296
00:19:23,476 --> 00:19:25,410
[Chuckles]

297
00:19:25,478 --> 00:19:27,912
"Informal lines of communication"?

298
00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:31,643
I mean, the fate of the world isn't
always decided in the living room, is it?

299
00:19:31,717 --> 00:19:34,515
- I'm genuinely disappointed in you, Allan.
- Ah.

300
00:19:34,587 --> 00:19:38,284
I remember you were one of
the brightest men in law school.

301
00:19:38,357 --> 00:19:41,087
You had fine sensibilities, ideals.

302
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,321
Let's not get too
holier-than-thou, shall we?

303
00:19:43,395 --> 00:19:46,956
I mean, who would have thought
you'd wind up copping pleas for the indigent...

304
00:19:47,032 --> 00:19:49,227
and shtumming a cop.

305
00:19:52,004 --> 00:19:54,529
We all change, dear.

306
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:56,598
Some of us change, Wachtel.

307
00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:58,836
Others of us mutate.

308
00:20:02,681 --> 00:20:05,343
<i>Frank, we gotta talk.</i>

309
00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:13,224
[Sighs]

310
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:15,226
I just came from
Uncle Benny's Toyland...

311
00:20:15,294 --> 00:20:18,229
and I don't mind telling you
I'm more than a little upset.

312
00:20:18,297 --> 00:20:21,562
- About what?
- Your son has been shoplifting.

313
00:20:21,634 --> 00:20:24,569
Oh, Fay, all kids
go through phases like that.

314
00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:28,573
When I was a kid, I stole 15-cent Spauldings
from Martinelli's Candy Store.

315
00:20:28,641 --> 00:20:30,575
No big deal.

316
00:20:30,643 --> 00:20:35,205
Well, where I come from, mister, stealing
a $40 computer game is a plenty big deal.

317
00:20:36,448 --> 00:20:38,382
Well, what do you expect, Fay?

318
00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:41,044
Suddenly you're marrying a guy
FrankJr. Hardly knows...

319
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,054
you yank him out of private school-

320
00:20:43,122 --> 00:20:45,056
With your blessing.

321
00:20:45,124 --> 00:20:47,058
All I'm saying is, that's a lot
for a seven-year-old kid to handle.

322
00:20:47,126 --> 00:20:50,118
I told you you were moving too fast.

323
00:20:51,363 --> 00:20:54,298
This is no time
for l-told-you-so's.

324
00:20:54,366 --> 00:20:57,301
Now, you have got
a very big problem here.

325
00:20:57,369 --> 00:21:00,361
What does that mean,
"I've" got a problem?

326
00:21:03,175 --> 00:21:05,268
Well, I, um-

327
00:21:05,344 --> 00:21:07,335
I called Harvey.

328
00:21:07,413 --> 00:21:09,347
Harvey.

329
00:21:09,415 --> 00:21:11,406
Yes, Harvey.

330
00:21:11,483 --> 00:21:13,417
He may be a nerd, Frank...

331
00:21:13,485 --> 00:21:16,318
<i>but he's a first-rate psychologist.</i>

332
00:21:16,388 --> 00:21:20,017
And he said
that FrankJr. Shoplifted...

333
00:21:20,092 --> 00:21:23,084
because he wants
to be caught by his father, the cop...

334
00:21:25,364 --> 00:21:27,798
that his biggest problem right now
is his fear of losing you.

335
00:21:27,866 --> 00:21:30,528
- Losing me? That's ridiculous.
- Have you told him that?

336
00:21:30,603 --> 00:21:34,095
Well, n-not in so many words.

337
00:21:35,274 --> 00:21:37,367
In how many words, then?

338
00:21:37,443 --> 00:21:42,346
All right, I admit
maybe I've been avoiding the issue.

339
00:21:43,749 --> 00:21:46,684
Look, Fay, I may not
have been going around shoplifting...

340
00:21:46,752 --> 00:21:49,687
but that doesn't mean
this has been easy for me, either.

341
00:21:49,755 --> 00:21:52,747
I've been trying to work through
some fears of my own, you know.

342
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:57,955
Fear of losing my son's love
to another man, for one thing.

343
00:21:58,030 --> 00:22:01,363
Not to mention a little-
a little jealousy.

344
00:22:01,433 --> 00:22:03,424
You're jealous?

345
00:22:03,502 --> 00:22:05,231
Of whom?

346
00:22:05,304 --> 00:22:08,239
We might not have had
the best marriage in the world, Fay...

347
00:22:08,307 --> 00:22:11,606
but that doesn't mean
I'm without strong feelings for you.

348
00:22:15,781 --> 00:22:20,047
L-l- I feel like
I'm going to cry, Frank.

349
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,053
Uh...

350
00:22:22,121 --> 00:22:25,488
tell FrankJr.
I'll pick him up around 6:30.

351
00:22:25,557 --> 00:22:28,856
Just the two of us.
We'll have a man-to-man and work it out. Okay?

352
00:22:31,563 --> 00:22:33,497
Thank you, Frank.

353
00:22:33,565 --> 00:22:35,260
- Oh-
- [Clears Throat]

354
00:22:35,334 --> 00:22:37,268
Nothing to thank me for.

355
00:22:37,336 --> 00:22:40,499
I am the boy's father, after all.

356
00:22:40,572 --> 00:22:43,006
And you always will be.

357
00:22:58,357 --> 00:23:01,292
I want you to call this-
2-6-4-

358
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,225
- Hi, Phil.
- Fay, how goes it?

359
00:23:03,295 --> 00:23:05,229
I'm fine.
How are you?

360
00:23:05,297 --> 00:23:07,231
I'm glad you asked.

361
00:23:07,299 --> 00:23:10,632
Fay, may I divulge
a little secret? Hmm?

362
00:23:10,703 --> 00:23:12,637
Certainly.

363
00:23:12,705 --> 00:23:15,640
- It seems I'm gonna be a father.
- [Gasps]

364
00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:17,642
Really?

365
00:23:17,710 --> 00:23:20,076
Oh, Phil, I am so happy for you!

366
00:23:20,145 --> 00:23:24,081
- Way to go, tiger. So, who's the mother?
- Well, Grace, of course.

367
00:23:24,149 --> 00:23:26,709
- Oh.
- Why "Oh"?

368
00:23:26,785 --> 00:23:29,219
Oh. Oh. Oh, nothing.
Oh, no, i-it-

369
00:23:29,288 --> 00:23:32,223
l-I'm sure Grace is
a very healthy woman, Phil.

370
00:23:32,291 --> 00:23:34,225
It's just that, well, statistically...

371
00:23:34,293 --> 00:23:38,320
there's a higher chance for birth defects
among women over 35.

372
00:23:38,397 --> 00:23:41,332
Maybe Grace should have an amniocentesis,
just to be on the safe side.

373
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,334
Amniocentesis?

374
00:23:43,402 --> 00:23:47,031
On the up side, there are studies that indicate
that the offspring of older parents...

375
00:23:47,106 --> 00:23:50,098
have a tendency towards
genius-level I.Q.'s.

376
00:23:50,175 --> 00:23:53,110
You and Grace could have
another Albert Schweitzer on your hands.

377
00:23:53,178 --> 00:23:55,112
- No.
- Why not?

378
00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:58,115
Henry, what if I'm not smart enough
to talk to my own kid?

379
00:23:58,183 --> 00:24:02,119
What if he spends all his time at school
and in the library, ignoring me?

380
00:24:02,187 --> 00:24:05,054
I could wind up a lonely old man
sitting on a park bench...

381
00:24:05,124 --> 00:24:07,058
feeding the pigeons.

382
00:24:07,126 --> 00:24:09,560
Oh, Phil, I doubt that.

383
00:24:09,628 --> 00:24:12,893
Well, I won't put up with it,
I can assure you.

384
00:24:12,965 --> 00:24:15,661
I'll find a way to break through.

385
00:24:20,038 --> 00:24:21,972
Uh-

386
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,508
[Sirens Wailing]

387
00:24:27,746 --> 00:24:29,680
<i>[Man]</i>
<i>This way, guys.</i>

388
00:24:29,748 --> 00:24:33,184
<i>- Guys, look out.</i>
<i>- [People Chattering]</i>

389
00:24:33,252 --> 00:24:35,447
Let us get through.

390
00:24:38,423 --> 00:24:42,519
All right, let us through here.
Police. Come on. Back up.

391
00:24:42,594 --> 00:24:45,529
[Speaking Spanish]

392
00:24:45,597 --> 00:24:48,532
<i>- [Man] Aren't you a little late?</i>
- Move back. Stay back.

393
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,535
- It was a green Cutlass, man.
- All right, just wait there.

394
00:24:51,603 --> 00:24:54,197
<i>[Speaking Spanish]</i>

395
00:24:54,273 --> 00:24:56,741
[Speaking Spanish]

396
00:24:56,809 --> 00:24:59,073
- We've got to get her out of here.
- Help me.

397
00:25:01,046 --> 00:25:03,276
- Two boys and a girl, man.
- Do you know who they were?

398
00:25:03,348 --> 00:25:05,316
Yeah, the Vaqueros.
I saw them.

399
00:25:05,384 --> 00:25:08,319
The shooters, man- the ones who tried
to shoot her brother- they shot her.

400
00:25:08,387 --> 00:25:11,413
<i>- It was a '69 Cutlass.</i>
<i>- All right. All right. We gotta find the brother.</i>

401
00:25:11,490 --> 00:25:13,219
<i>All right?</i>
<i>Where's the brother?</i>

402
00:25:13,292 --> 00:25:16,750
<i>- [Siren Approaching]</i>
- No. No. [Speaking Spanish]

403
00:25:20,632 --> 00:25:23,999
Okay, give the ambulance
some room, please.

404
00:25:24,069 --> 00:25:26,902
[Speaking Spanish]

405
00:25:26,972 --> 00:25:30,738
- That's him! That's the brother!
- Hey, you, wait a minute. I want to talk to you.

406
00:25:30,809 --> 00:25:32,743
- Man doesn't even speak English.
- All right.

407
00:25:32,811 --> 00:25:34,904
<i>[Bates]</i>
<i>Give the ambulance some room, please.</i>

408
00:25:34,980 --> 00:25:36,914
It's no circus!
Come on!

409
00:25:36,982 --> 00:25:39,109
<i>- [Gunfire]</i>
- [Screaming]

410
00:25:47,326 --> 00:25:50,295
<i>- [Explosions Cease]</i>
<i>- [Man Speaking Spanish]</i>

411
00:26:05,510 --> 00:26:07,944
- You got Los Angeles.
- They gonna play at home?

412
00:26:08,013 --> 00:26:10,948
<i>You got 'em.</i>
<i>But you got 'em playin'here or there.</i>

413
00:26:11,016 --> 00:26:12,950
<i>- Boy, you-</i>
<i>- Okay-</i>

414
00:26:13,018 --> 00:26:15,953
<i>- How many points you give me?</i>
<i>- Houston 40 points over Chicago.</i>

415
00:26:16,021 --> 00:26:19,047
<i>- [Renko, Hill Laugh]</i>
<i>- [Hill] That's a good bet.</i>

416
00:26:19,124 --> 00:26:21,558
You'd take that one too.

417
00:26:21,627 --> 00:26:23,561
Hey, Joe.

418
00:26:23,629 --> 00:26:26,063
Hey, Luce.
Why the long face?

419
00:26:26,131 --> 00:26:28,497
Looks like your goldfish died
or something.

420
00:26:28,567 --> 00:26:30,501
Lighten up, will you, Renko.

421
00:26:30,569 --> 00:26:33,504
We just had a 10-year-old girl
killed by some creep.

422
00:26:33,572 --> 00:26:35,506
Sorry, Lucy.

423
00:26:35,574 --> 00:26:37,508
- Hey, Renko.
<i>- What?</i>

424
00:26:37,576 --> 00:26:39,976
Renko, I tell you
what I'm gonna do.

425
00:26:40,045 --> 00:26:42,741
I'm gonna take New York
minus the two and a half.

426
00:26:42,814 --> 00:26:46,079
- Yeah? Well, the spread is three points.
<i>- Is that right?</i>

427
00:26:46,151 --> 00:26:50,588
Use your head. When's the last time New York
even come close in a big game- about 1963?

428
00:26:50,656 --> 00:26:52,590
<i>[Renko]</i>
<i>I'll give you six-</i>

429
00:26:52,658 --> 00:26:55,991
Astounding.
A game of absolute military purity-

430
00:26:56,061 --> 00:27:00,259
<i>- a game that even Clausewitz</i>
<i>might have admired-</i>
- Yeah, and I'm the suckee.

431
00:27:00,332 --> 00:27:04,826
<i>And they haven't the slightest interest in it,</i>
<i>except to sully it with their gambling.</i>

432
00:27:04,903 --> 00:27:09,135
<i>Well, no one was laying odds</i>
<i>at Omaha Beach, gentlemen.</i>

433
00:27:09,207 --> 00:27:11,903
Ballantine...

434
00:27:11,977 --> 00:27:14,946
[Sighs] it's been the same
since the time of the Caesars.

435
00:27:15,013 --> 00:27:18,471
<i>[Man] Hey, could we have some eggs?</i>
<i>What's happening?</i>

436
00:27:18,550 --> 00:27:22,577
- How much is 14% of $1.85?
<i>- Would you like your change, sir? Sir?</i>

437
00:27:24,289 --> 00:27:26,655
[Chuckles]

438
00:27:26,725 --> 00:27:30,058
<i>The truth is, Napoleon</i>
<i>would have been a perfect N.F.L. Coach.</i>

439
00:27:30,128 --> 00:27:32,790
Daring, imaginative,
and supremely self-confident-

440
00:27:36,168 --> 00:27:38,830
<i>- [Dog Barking]</i>
- Judas-

441
00:27:42,274 --> 00:27:46,176
I want to see a citation
issued to that individual.

442
00:27:46,244 --> 00:27:50,408
And while we're at it,
let's check that animal's rabies status.

443
00:27:50,482 --> 00:27:52,416
Judas-

444
00:27:52,484 --> 00:27:57,421
Henry, did we get any help
from Division Anticrime?

445
00:27:57,489 --> 00:27:59,684
<i>Uh, three extra cabs...</i>

446
00:27:59,758 --> 00:28:03,489
on the east side, north of the park,
and the Von Steuben corridor.

447
00:28:03,562 --> 00:28:05,496
Everything is there, Henry.

448
00:28:05,564 --> 00:28:08,499
- Any word, Lieutenant?
- We should have preliminary forensics in an hour.

449
00:28:08,567 --> 00:28:10,933
- No. Come in.
- An A.P.B. Is out on the Cutlass.

450
00:28:11,003 --> 00:28:15,531
That's the one thing everybody seems
to agree on- green Cutlass, three occupants.

451
00:28:15,607 --> 00:28:17,541
Gang intervention?

452
00:28:17,609 --> 00:28:20,544
The main thing now, as they see it,
is to try to keep it isolated.

453
00:28:20,612 --> 00:28:22,546
- [Speaking Spanish]
- [Woman] District Attorney's office.

454
00:28:22,614 --> 00:28:24,548
- Assistant D.A. Costa.
- Who's calling?

455
00:28:24,616 --> 00:28:26,550
- Captain Frank Furillo.
- [Spanish Continues]

456
00:28:26,618 --> 00:28:29,052
- [Woman] I'm sorry. He's in court.
- When does he get out?

457
00:28:29,121 --> 00:28:32,557
- About an hour.
- Okay, have him call me. Yeah. Thanks.

458
00:28:32,624 --> 00:28:35,559
Anybody run a computer check
on the brother?

459
00:28:35,627 --> 00:28:39,563
- Yeah. Couple of juveniles,
grand larceny auto, assault.
- [Spanish Continues]

460
00:28:39,631 --> 00:28:42,191
This could blow, Frank.
Pagans and Vaqueros.

461
00:28:42,267 --> 00:28:45,828
- Both young, both want to get on the boards.
- It's a jungle out there!

462
00:28:45,904 --> 00:28:50,034
- I know, but-
- What the hell's the sense?
I mean, a 10-year-old girl.

463
00:28:51,043 --> 00:28:52,977
Perez. Easy.

464
00:28:53,045 --> 00:28:55,036
Yeah.

465
00:28:56,515 --> 00:28:58,881
Okay, my man, it's 10 after 4:00.

466
00:28:58,950 --> 00:29:01,885
- I suggest we take this baby into the stable-
- Hey, look at that.

467
00:29:01,953 --> 00:29:04,217
<i>- What?</i>
- [Tires Screeching]

468
00:29:04,289 --> 00:29:06,223
Are you crazy?
Get outta here.

469
00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:08,225
That's a no left turn,
4:00 to 6:00 p.m.

470
00:29:08,293 --> 00:29:11,228
Bobby, I just said it's 10 after 4:00.
Look at my watch.

471
00:29:11,296 --> 00:29:15,027
Oh, look, my watch has stopped.
We don't even know what time it is.

472
00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:18,035
- Hey, we haven't done anything all day.
- Bobby, this guy looks bad.

473
00:29:18,103 --> 00:29:21,038
- Hey, we're just giving him a ticket.
- Bobby, please?

474
00:29:21,106 --> 00:29:23,267
No. No, we're gonna do it.
Here we go.

475
00:29:23,341 --> 00:29:25,536
<i>[Siren Wailing]</i>

476
00:29:34,186 --> 00:29:39,818
I can hear it now: "License and registration.
License and registration, please."

477
00:29:44,496 --> 00:29:47,829
<i>[Renko] Oh, no. Get on with it.</i>
<i>Get on with it. Get on with it.</i>

478
00:29:50,602 --> 00:29:53,537
- License and registration.
- [Speaking Spanish]

479
00:29:53,605 --> 00:29:55,539
It's only two minutes to 4:00, man.

480
00:29:55,607 --> 00:29:57,541
You made an illegal left hand turn.

481
00:29:57,609 --> 00:30:00,544
Oh, come on, man!
This really bites brown air! Let's just go!

482
00:30:00,612 --> 00:30:02,546
It's okay, there, compad-

483
00:30:02,614 --> 00:30:05,378
You don't have your
license and registration?

484
00:30:05,450 --> 00:30:07,714
- I left it in my other jacket.
- Oh, Lord.

485
00:30:07,786 --> 00:30:12,314
Step out of the vehicle, please.
Let's go. Come on.

486
00:30:12,390 --> 00:30:15,325
- I got a game to go to tonight.
- [Jingling]

487
00:30:15,393 --> 00:30:17,827
- Come on. Out of the car.
- What is that?

488
00:30:17,896 --> 00:30:20,763
- Come on. Up against the car.
- Hey, hey, slow up, pal.

489
00:30:20,832 --> 00:30:22,823
Spread 'em!

490
00:30:25,570 --> 00:30:28,505
[Laughs]
It's the prince of the vending machine circuit.

491
00:30:28,573 --> 00:30:30,507
All right, pal.

492
00:30:30,575 --> 00:30:33,510
- What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you?
- Renko! Renko!

493
00:30:33,578 --> 00:30:36,012
- Do you have any idea what time of day it is now?
- Renko, Renko-

494
00:30:36,081 --> 00:30:38,015
You caught him.
You skin him.

495
00:30:38,083 --> 00:30:41,883
You know what you just done to me?
You have any idea in this world?

496
00:30:41,953 --> 00:30:46,322
- Let's go.
- You can't even speak
the English language, can you?

497
00:30:46,391 --> 00:30:48,882
<i>[Thunder Rumbling]</i>

498
00:30:54,799 --> 00:30:58,200
You better hurry, Francis.
You're gonna be late for night court.

499
00:30:58,270 --> 00:31:01,831
Thanks, Phil.
I'll be out of here in 10 minutes.

500
00:31:09,781 --> 00:31:11,772
<i>Is everything all right, Phil?</i>

501
00:31:13,451 --> 00:31:16,147
Well, in fact...

502
00:31:16,221 --> 00:31:19,622
uh, if you have a moment-

503
00:31:19,691 --> 00:31:22,216
Sure. Sit down.

504
00:31:24,329 --> 00:31:28,561
You know how some things are so important,
you never think about them?

505
00:31:28,633 --> 00:31:34,196
And suddenly they become a possibility,
so you think about 'em.

506
00:31:34,272 --> 00:31:36,536
Oh, yeah, I sure do.

507
00:31:40,745 --> 00:31:44,977
Well, for a while today,
I thought I was gonna be a father.

508
00:31:46,318 --> 00:31:48,218
Grace?

509
00:31:50,855 --> 00:31:53,688
I just got a phone call.
False alarm.

510
00:31:55,493 --> 00:31:58,485
I wanted it.
I really wanted it!

511
00:31:59,965 --> 00:32:02,433
I know, Phil.

512
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:04,491
I'm sorry.

513
00:32:07,539 --> 00:32:11,441
Phillip Freemason Esterhaus Jr.

514
00:32:12,844 --> 00:32:14,835
[Sighs]

515
00:32:16,915 --> 00:32:18,906
<i>C'est la vie.</i>

516
00:32:22,621 --> 00:32:24,612
Night court.

517
00:32:50,982 --> 00:32:53,917
<i>Your Honor, my client informs me</i>
<i>that he was hungry.</i>

518
00:32:53,985 --> 00:32:55,919
- Hungry.
- [Whispers] Bobby!

519
00:32:55,987 --> 00:32:59,980
I understand, Miss Williams.
But that was 12.95-a-pound chateaubriand-

520
00:33:00,058 --> 00:33:02,652
<i>Jane's brother-in-law</i>
<i>has a video tape recorder.</i>

521
00:33:02,727 --> 00:33:05,662
I'm gonna pick that sucker up
and whisk it over toJane's bedroom...

522
00:33:05,730 --> 00:33:07,664
faster than grain through a goose.

523
00:33:07,732 --> 00:33:12,066
And then, Lord be with me, if nobody
tells me the score of the game, I got it-

524
00:33:12,137 --> 00:33:14,002
<i>- [Gavel Pounding]</i>
<i>- Gentlemen.</i>

525
00:33:14,072 --> 00:33:15,869
What?

526
00:33:15,940 --> 00:33:17,669
Knock it off!

527
00:33:17,742 --> 00:33:20,677
Come on, George,
give me a break.

528
00:33:20,745 --> 00:33:23,680
This alleged lowlife
is the scourge of the Hill.

529
00:33:23,748 --> 00:33:26,683
- He's been preying on old people, you know.
- I understand all that.

530
00:33:26,751 --> 00:33:30,243
But you shouldn't have run those lineups,
especially not with Schiller sitting in night court.

531
00:33:30,322 --> 00:33:34,622
Did Joyce happen to mention to you,
uh, Fruits of the Poisonous Tree?

532
00:33:34,693 --> 00:33:36,627
Fruits of the-

533
00:33:36,695 --> 00:33:38,629
Poisonous Tree.

534
00:33:38,697 --> 00:33:42,292
A legal doctrine which holds
that if an arrest is illegal...

535
00:33:42,367 --> 00:33:46,064
certain evidence which police gather
as a result of that arrest is tainted...

536
00:33:46,137 --> 00:33:48,071
and gets the toss.

537
00:33:48,139 --> 00:33:51,233
She consented to those lineups.
She walked right out the door.

538
00:33:51,309 --> 00:33:54,210
She let you put your foot into it.
That's all.

539
00:33:54,279 --> 00:33:56,213
One entrapment deserves another,
Furillo.

540
00:33:56,281 --> 00:33:59,216
You don't just lose your dollar collar,
you lose 'em all.

541
00:33:59,284 --> 00:34:01,218
See you in court.

542
00:34:01,286 --> 00:34:03,652
That's why they call Schiller
"Let 'Em Go Mo."

543
00:34:03,722 --> 00:34:05,656
<i>[Door Opens, Closes]</i>

544
00:34:05,724 --> 00:34:08,158
Please, George,
get behind me on this one.

545
00:34:08,226 --> 00:34:11,161
I'm trying to keep the lid
on a cesspool up there.

546
00:34:11,229 --> 00:34:14,392
What the hell do you think
we're trying to do down here?

547
00:34:16,801 --> 00:34:19,702
<i>[Door Opens]</i>

548
00:34:26,444 --> 00:34:28,878
<i>[LaRue]</i>
<i>I wonder what's going on with that game?</i>

549
00:34:28,947 --> 00:34:31,040
Don't talk about it.
I'm having it taped.

550
00:34:31,116 --> 00:34:33,584
Twenty-six on the calendar- Stanley Felt.
Complaint by Detective Belker.

551
00:34:33,651 --> 00:34:37,382
<i>[Bailiff] Your Honor, the defendant</i>
<i>has three outstanding warrants.</i>

552
00:34:38,590 --> 00:34:41,491
- Mick-
- Come on. Move your leg, hairball.

553
00:34:42,494 --> 00:34:44,485
Allan Wachtel for defendant Felt.

554
00:34:47,132 --> 00:34:50,431
You think you can get
maybe 30 days on this dirtbag?

555
00:34:50,502 --> 00:34:53,437
<i>Your Honor, my client</i>
<i>was the innocent victim...</i>

556
00:34:53,505 --> 00:34:57,339
of a brutal, animalistic assault
by arresting officer Belker...

557
00:34:57,409 --> 00:34:59,400
[Growling]

558
00:35:01,846 --> 00:35:04,781
- And two uniformed patrol persons...
<i>- [Growling Continues]</i>

559
00:35:09,554 --> 00:35:12,921
- One of them a very sadistic female.
- [Growling Continues]

560
00:35:14,692 --> 00:35:18,458
Would Detective Belker
kindly put a muzzle on.

561
00:35:20,698 --> 00:35:24,930
<i>Allan, your man has seven cases.</i>

562
00:35:25,003 --> 00:35:30,669
He's been a knee-buster for local sharks
for 10 years. So who's kidding who?

563
00:35:33,611 --> 00:35:35,772
<i>Will counsel approach?</i>

564
00:35:39,017 --> 00:35:41,008
What'd the D.A. Say, Captain?

565
00:35:42,654 --> 00:35:45,782
He said we have a fatal infestation...

566
00:35:45,857 --> 00:35:48,792
of fruits of the poisonous tree.

567
00:35:48,860 --> 00:35:50,794
What's that mean?

568
00:35:50,862 --> 00:35:53,797
Means we're gonna go
down the tubes on this one.

569
00:35:53,865 --> 00:35:55,799
I'll talk to the dude.

570
00:35:55,867 --> 00:35:59,200
<i>- You may step back, gentlemen.</i>
- Thank you, Your Honor.

571
00:35:59,270 --> 00:36:02,205
<i>You've been a rather difficult man</i>
<i>for the courts to get hold of.</i>

572
00:36:02,273 --> 00:36:04,707
- What'd ya get? Fifteen days, maybe?
- Forget about 15 days.

573
00:36:04,776 --> 00:36:09,076
<i>He's sniffing "D"felony time</i>
<i>on various old manure...</i>

574
00:36:09,147 --> 00:36:13,083
and it looks like he is gonna prefer to tell tales
on Snyder and the rest of those sharks.

575
00:36:13,151 --> 00:36:16,917
- Very good, Belker. We fell into a biggie.
- Thank you.

576
00:36:16,988 --> 00:36:19,252
That's correct, Your Honor.

577
00:36:19,324 --> 00:36:21,554
Next case.

578
00:36:21,626 --> 00:36:23,560
Twenty-seven on the calendar-
MaxwellJenkins.

579
00:36:23,628 --> 00:36:26,222
<i>Complaint by</i>
<i>Detective Washington.</i>

580
00:36:26,297 --> 00:36:28,527
We're on, lover.

581
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:32,036
Who took it? It's gone.
I put it here five minutes ago.

582
00:36:32,103 --> 00:36:35,095
<i>It's a $500 coat.</i>
<i>I don't believe this!</i>

583
00:36:35,173 --> 00:36:37,937
<i>- [Gavel Banging]</i>
<i>- Did you take my coat? I don't believe this!</i>

584
00:36:39,811 --> 00:36:42,211
Would counsel kindly take it outside?

585
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,942
- Don't have a coat.
<i>- Captain Furillo!</i>

586
00:36:45,016 --> 00:36:46,950
<i>Perhaps one of your men could-</i>

587
00:36:47,018 --> 00:36:50,613
Take a 416 from Mr. Wachtel?
Certainly, Your Honor.

588
00:36:50,688 --> 00:36:53,088
Officer Grayson, would you, uh-

589
00:36:53,157 --> 00:36:57,116
Hmph. You try to help these people out,
and look what happens.

590
00:36:57,195 --> 00:37:00,562
It's 100% cashmere-
All right. Got the point. Thanks.

591
00:37:00,632 --> 00:37:03,533
Mr. D.A., I'd like to
talk with you for a moment.

592
00:37:03,601 --> 00:37:07,093
<i>[Judge Schiller]</i>
<i>Mr. District Attorney, Miss Davenport.</i>

593
00:37:09,340 --> 00:37:11,274
[Bailiff]
Your Honor?

594
00:37:11,342 --> 00:37:13,674
[Whispering]

595
00:37:15,513 --> 00:37:18,676
There will be a, uh, 10-minute recess.

596
00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:21,742
<i>[Spectators Murmuring]</i>

597
00:37:38,603 --> 00:37:42,198
- [TV: Announcer, Indistinct]
- Detective Washington.
I'd like to see the D.A. About my case.

598
00:37:42,273 --> 00:37:45,709
- You're gonna have to wait.
It's not the right time.
- The spread's three and a half.

599
00:37:45,777 --> 00:37:47,836
What's he doing kicking a field goal?

600
00:37:47,912 --> 00:37:50,813
<i>[Announcer]</i>
<i>Danelojust has a chip shot-32 yards.</i>

601
00:37:50,882 --> 00:37:53,976
<i>He's 11 of 13 from inside the 30.</i>

602
00:37:54,052 --> 00:37:56,646
Come on, guys, go for it.

603
00:37:56,721 --> 00:37:59,246
Are you crazy?
It's only second down.

604
00:37:59,324 --> 00:38:01,656
Forget it.
I changed my mind.

605
00:38:01,726 --> 00:38:03,660
I don't believe this.
Touchdown. Touchdown.

606
00:38:03,728 --> 00:38:08,097
Don't forget, Miss Davenport, if the Giants
kick a field goal, you owe us a lunch.

607
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:11,434
<i>[Shouting, Laughing]</i>

608
00:38:11,502 --> 00:38:14,494
<i>[Davenport]</i>
<i>Giants, you really disappoint me.</i>

609
00:38:20,612 --> 00:38:24,048
You know, Luce,
there's always an upside.

610
00:38:24,115 --> 00:38:26,049
Yeah? What?

611
00:38:26,117 --> 00:38:28,051
We drew double shift, right?

612
00:38:28,119 --> 00:38:31,714
- How can you joke at a time like this?
- How can you not joke?

613
00:38:31,789 --> 00:38:33,723
Yeah.

614
00:38:33,791 --> 00:38:36,726
- Hey, why don't you drive for a while?
- No.

615
00:38:36,794 --> 00:38:38,989
- Come on, my back hurts.
- No!

616
00:38:51,275 --> 00:38:53,209
<i>[Gavel Bangs]</i>

617
00:38:53,277 --> 00:38:57,236
Will the parties step up.
You too, officers.

618
00:39:03,721 --> 00:39:07,282
<i>Off the record, gentlemen,</i>
<i>I wanted to be sure you understand...</i>

619
00:39:07,358 --> 00:39:10,759
the reasons why I'm constrained
to let Mr. Jenkins go.

620
00:39:10,828 --> 00:39:12,762
Do you?

621
00:39:12,830 --> 00:39:14,764
No, Your Honor.

622
00:39:14,832 --> 00:39:19,701
Neal, the judge's position is that you singled
outJenkins and lured him into criminality.

623
00:39:19,771 --> 00:39:22,706
Without that entrapment,
we wouldn't have the lineup identifications...

624
00:39:22,774 --> 00:39:25,709
so the evidence is tainted
and can't be used.

625
00:39:25,777 --> 00:39:29,110
Therefore, the judge has to set low bail
because our cases are very weak.

626
00:39:29,180 --> 00:39:31,114
Is that an accurate paraphrase,
Your Honor?

627
00:39:31,182 --> 00:39:33,650
Absolutely.

628
00:39:33,718 --> 00:39:35,913
The rest is garbage, my friends.

629
00:39:35,987 --> 00:39:39,252
But what about
<i>The People v. Fernandez,</i> Your Honor?

630
00:39:39,323 --> 00:39:42,121
And what law school
did you graduate, Detective?

631
00:39:42,193 --> 00:39:44,525
<i>Have you any idea the difference...</i>

632
00:39:44,595 --> 00:39:47,894
between a <i>People v. Fernandez</i>
random decoy...

633
00:39:47,965 --> 00:39:51,901
and a <i>People v. Robles</i>
premeditated entrapment?

634
00:39:51,969 --> 00:39:55,370
Judge, if you let him walk out of here,
you know he's gonna skip.

635
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,705
<i>Well, yes,</i>
<i>the Court has some expectation...</i>

636
00:39:58,776 --> 00:40:03,372
that the defendant may make use...

637
00:40:03,448 --> 00:40:06,645
of this nation's highly developed system...

638
00:40:06,718 --> 00:40:11,246
of intercity bus transport.

639
00:40:11,322 --> 00:40:14,883
<i>May the Court</i>
<i>give Detective Washington some advice?</i>

640
00:40:14,959 --> 00:40:18,861
You bring me something I can live with...

641
00:40:18,930 --> 00:40:21,626
and I'll throw away the key.

642
00:40:21,699 --> 00:40:24,099
<i>The parties may step back.</i>

643
00:40:33,311 --> 00:40:37,941
<i>Your Honor, our application is for release</i>
<i>of defendant on his own recognizance.</i>

644
00:40:38,015 --> 00:40:39,949
Denied.
Five-thousand-dollar bond.

645
00:40:40,017 --> 00:40:42,508
A cash alternative, Your Honor?

646
00:40:42,587 --> 00:40:45,317
Of course.
Twenty-five dollar cash bail.

647
00:40:45,389 --> 00:40:47,414
<i>- [Gavel Bangs]</i>
<i>- Next case.</i>

648
00:40:47,492 --> 00:40:49,426
<i>Your Honor, sir,</i>
<i>can I ask you something?</i>

649
00:40:49,494 --> 00:40:51,428
<i>What is that, Jenkins?</i>

650
00:40:51,496 --> 00:40:56,160
No disrespect intended, but I heard
that you heard what the football score was...

651
00:40:56,234 --> 00:41:00,000
<i>and since it's a matter of some personal</i>
<i>interest, I wonder if you could-</i>

652
00:41:00,071 --> 00:41:02,096
Of course.
It was-

653
00:41:02,173 --> 00:41:04,368
No!

654
00:41:04,442 --> 00:41:09,505
Yes! It was Giants 16,
Washington 13.

655
00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:11,605
Danelo kicked
a sudden death field goal.

656
00:41:11,682 --> 00:41:14,082
<i>[Man Whispers]</i>
<i>That's great.</i>

657
00:41:14,152 --> 00:41:17,053
Give me my money, Renko.

658
00:41:17,121 --> 00:41:20,716
He has ruined my personal existence.

659
00:41:33,304 --> 00:41:36,740
You know, Captain, I work my butt off
all the time out there.

660
00:41:36,808 --> 00:41:38,742
What the hell good is it, huh?

661
00:41:38,810 --> 00:41:41,973
They love it when we screw up.
Saves 'em having to work their own butts off.

662
00:41:42,046 --> 00:41:45,641
- Let's face realities, Neal. It could be a lot worse.
- Worse? Worse?

663
00:41:45,716 --> 00:41:48,150
The guy walked, Captain.
He's out there.

664
00:41:48,219 --> 00:41:50,153
Yeah, but he won't be walking the Hill.

665
00:41:50,221 --> 00:41:52,655
So he'll be walking Midtown.

666
00:41:52,723 --> 00:41:55,658
If he doesn't leave town,
he'll be caught again.

667
00:41:55,726 --> 00:41:58,661
Yeah. And again,
and again, and again.

668
00:41:58,729 --> 00:42:02,221
I'm not a virgin, Neal.
Neither are you.

669
00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:04,165
We screwed up.

670
00:42:04,235 --> 00:42:07,329
You screwed up the arrest.
It was a leaky boat going in.

671
00:42:07,405 --> 00:42:09,339
Yeah.

672
00:42:09,407 --> 00:42:11,398
How's your knee?

673
00:42:12,643 --> 00:42:14,634
You afraid, Neal?

674
00:42:20,618 --> 00:42:23,951
They could retire me,
couldn't they, Captain?

675
00:42:24,021 --> 00:42:25,955
If it got bad enough.

676
00:42:26,023 --> 00:42:28,821
<i>Maybe even if it wasn't so bad.</i>

677
00:42:29,994 --> 00:42:32,519
Yeah.

678
00:42:32,597 --> 00:42:37,034
Some joker in a white coat
had two too many margaritas for lunch...

679
00:42:37,101 --> 00:42:40,036
Iooked at the X-rays a little funny.

680
00:42:40,104 --> 00:42:43,073
Football- gone.

681
00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:45,574
This gone.

682
00:42:45,643 --> 00:42:48,578
<i>Next stop,</i>
<i>selling shoes or driving a taxi.</i>

683
00:42:48,646 --> 00:42:51,547
<i>It could all happen,</i>
<i>couldn't it, Captain?</i>

684
00:42:53,217 --> 00:42:55,742
Over my dead body.

685
00:42:55,820 --> 00:42:57,754
Hmm?

686
00:42:57,822 --> 00:43:00,814
They'll retire you
over my dead body.

687
00:43:02,994 --> 00:43:05,326
[Laughing]

688
00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:19,935
Green Cutlass.

689
00:43:20,011 --> 00:43:24,778
[Bates] This is 2203.
Request assist in pursuit of suspect.

690
00:43:24,849 --> 00:43:27,147
<i>[Radio: Female Dispatcher]</i>
<i>Roger, 2203. 10-4.</i>

691
00:43:34,859 --> 00:43:38,192
Freeze! Keep 'em up!

692
00:43:40,164 --> 00:43:42,598
- Hold it!
<i>- [Coffey] Get 'em up!</i>

693
00:43:43,601 --> 00:43:46,468
<i>- Get 'em up.</i>
- Hold it!

694
00:43:57,381 --> 00:43:59,941
Hold it!

695
00:44:01,118 --> 00:44:02,710
Don't do it!

696
00:44:08,359 --> 00:44:09,986
Luce!

697
00:44:40,391 --> 00:44:42,382
A kid.

698
00:44:46,664 --> 00:44:48,655
Come on.

699
00:45:18,429 --> 00:45:20,363
Everything looks clean, Lucy.

700
00:45:20,431 --> 00:45:22,365
They've arrested the girl.

701
00:45:22,433 --> 00:45:26,369
We've got the gun, plus two slugs out of the wall,
and a confession from the other kid.

702
00:45:26,437 --> 00:45:29,372
I.A.D.'s been notified,
but that's just a formality.

703
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,967
You'll have to come in
off the streets for a week.

704
00:45:33,044 --> 00:45:34,978
Are you okay?

705
00:45:35,046 --> 00:45:37,981
- Yes. Fine.
<i>- [Calletano] Frank.</i>

706
00:45:38,049 --> 00:45:41,041
Frank, can I see you a minute, please?

707
00:45:44,321 --> 00:45:46,312
It was good work, Lucy.

708
00:45:58,502 --> 00:46:00,493
How are you doing, really?

709
00:46:03,140 --> 00:46:05,574
I am doing okay, really.

710
00:46:06,811 --> 00:46:09,746
I'm fine.
Yeah.

711
00:46:09,814 --> 00:46:12,112
The kid shot at me.

712
00:46:12,183 --> 00:46:14,174
I know he did.

713
00:46:21,425 --> 00:46:23,757
You want anything from the unit?

714
00:46:25,096 --> 00:46:27,587
I'm gonna get some Lifesavers.

715
00:47:28,592 --> 00:47:30,583
What was it?

716
00:47:33,531 --> 00:47:37,399
A 14-year-old kid
who shot a 10-year-old girl.

717
00:47:40,504 --> 00:47:42,495
[Sighs]

718
00:47:44,675 --> 00:47:47,439
What do you want to do?

719
00:47:47,511 --> 00:47:49,502
Come to my place?

720
00:47:59,456 --> 00:48:02,016
I really need you.

721
00:48:41,131 --> 00:48:42,496
[Mews]

722
00:48:43,305 --> 00:48:49,758
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