1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:07,330 --> 00:00:10,170 Good morning, Thor. What's going on here? 2 00:00:10,370 --> 00:00:11,690 Jay's taking the guests fishing, 3 00:00:11,890 --> 00:00:13,910 then he's going to cook for them whatever they catch. 4 00:00:14,110 --> 00:00:16,170 Part of new Experience Package. 5 00:00:16,370 --> 00:00:18,180 They're calling it "Bait-to-Plate." 6 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:19,610 My coinage. 7 00:00:19,810 --> 00:00:21,700 Oh, my God, I think I got something. 8 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:24,140 You guys are gonna eat so well tonight. 9 00:00:26,510 --> 00:00:29,100 Is that a... human skull? 10 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:31,930 Of course it is. 11 00:00:32,130 --> 00:00:35,500 That probably end of Bait-to-Plate. 12 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:42,450 Okay, so, some pretty big ghost news. 13 00:00:42,650 --> 00:00:44,410 We finally heard back from the coroner, 14 00:00:44,610 --> 00:00:46,410 who, frankly, we have spoken to 15 00:00:46,610 --> 00:00:48,890 way too many times since we moved in. 16 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:50,720 - How is Marvin? - Oh, he's good. 17 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,070 Yeah, Michelle's good, kids are good. 18 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:54,240 - Aw. - Girl, can we get on with it? 19 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:56,550 Okay, well, not a huge shock, since we all know 20 00:00:56,750 --> 00:00:59,160 his finance bros dumped his body in the lake, but 21 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,640 the skull that was found turns out to be Trevor's. 22 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,080 Knew it! You see that chiseled jaw bone? 23 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,300 You could slice brisket with that thing. 24 00:01:06,301 --> 00:01:09,430 Congratulations, Trevor, or my condolences. 25 00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:11,820 As an etiquette stickler, I confess I'm at a loss. 26 00:01:12,020 --> 00:01:13,220 Sam, there's an older couple 27 00:01:13,420 --> 00:01:14,740 walking in, arguing about where 28 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:16,480 to get the best bagel in Manhattan. 29 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:17,870 It's obviously Ess-a-Bagel. 30 00:01:18,070 --> 00:01:19,440 Yeah, that's what the guy said. 31 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,530 What are you talking about? 32 00:01:21,730 --> 00:01:23,920 Russ and Daughters? Are you a tourist? 33 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:27,320 We're both tourists, Lenny. We live in New Jersey. 34 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,580 Oh, my God. It's my parents. 35 00:01:29,780 --> 00:01:30,930 The mishpucha? 36 00:01:31,130 --> 00:01:33,750 We've all been here way too long. 37 00:01:35,190 --> 00:01:36,460 What did I tell you? 38 00:01:36,660 --> 00:01:38,110 You weren't lying. 39 00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:39,770 These are some of the best ants I've ever seen. 40 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:41,850 And you know your boy Pete's seen some ants. 41 00:01:42,050 --> 00:01:43,860 Well, then, welcome to the ant-watching club, Peter. 42 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,600 We meet Wednesdays, Saturdays, 43 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,250 and any time Samantha brings us an apple core. 44 00:01:47,450 --> 00:01:48,640 Uh, Nigel, 45 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,080 can we get back to our walk? 46 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,600 I'm not interested in watching ants, 47 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,520 or having your ex-lover stare at me weirdly. 48 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,430 This is just how I stare. 49 00:01:55,630 --> 00:01:57,260 I know no other way. 50 00:01:57,460 --> 00:01:59,440 Okay, we can go. 51 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:01,610 But if Kevin or any of the ants 52 00:02:01,810 --> 00:02:04,180 from the McGregor clan show up, you come get me immediately. 53 00:02:04,380 --> 00:02:06,710 Like I wouldn't. 54 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:08,140 Enjoy your walk. 55 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:10,140 I'll be here waiting, 56 00:02:10,340 --> 00:02:12,310 something I'm very good at. 57 00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:16,930 Man, I am loving it here in the shed. 58 00:02:17,130 --> 00:02:19,460 We are so lucky Nigel and Isaac started dating. 59 00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:21,940 We'll see how long that lasts. 60 00:02:22,140 --> 00:02:23,940 Excuse me? 61 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:25,940 Oh, no, I shouldn't say anything more. 62 00:02:26,140 --> 00:02:27,550 I mean, if I told you 63 00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:29,900 Nigel and I liaisoned on Christmas Eve, 64 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:32,030 it'd surely get back to... 65 00:02:32,230 --> 00:02:33,990 Oops. Pretend you didn't hear. 66 00:02:34,190 --> 00:02:36,520 What do you mean "liaisoned"? 67 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,090 I guess you'll just have to ask Nigel, won't you? 68 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:41,170 Let those lips tell you themselves 69 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:43,470 what they've been up to. 70 00:02:45,260 --> 00:02:47,010 And then he went missing, 71 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:48,880 and they never found the body. 72 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,970 At least now we finally have his remains. 73 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:54,450 It's a little bit of closure. 74 00:02:54,650 --> 00:02:57,280 Anyway, we thought we'd just stop by to walk the grounds, 75 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:00,280 you know, where he's been all this time. 76 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,980 Wow, this is depressing. 77 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:03,980 Sam, jump in with something here, please. 78 00:03:04,180 --> 00:03:06,070 Uh, do you have any pictures? 79 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,770 I know we'd love to see pictures of Trevor. 80 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:09,070 Mm-hmm. 81 00:03:09,270 --> 00:03:11,250 Oh, I have some on my phone. 82 00:03:11,450 --> 00:03:14,510 Our-our-our son Jeremy uploaded them from my cloud. 83 00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:17,120 - Ooh. What's he up to? - Wh... what does Jeremy do? 84 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,950 Well, he sleeps till noon and calls when he needs money. 85 00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:22,780 That checks out. 86 00:03:22,980 --> 00:03:24,570 Oh, here's Trevor as a toddler. 87 00:03:24,770 --> 00:03:27,570 - Look at that punim. - And that tiny shmeckel. 88 00:03:27,770 --> 00:03:30,140 Hey, that's a respectable shmeckel for a two-year-old. 89 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:31,830 Ooh, Respectable Shmeckel. 90 00:03:32,030 --> 00:03:33,310 Good band name. 91 00:03:33,510 --> 00:03:35,180 Uh, have you ever worn pants? 92 00:03:35,380 --> 00:03:36,620 Wait a minute. Is that him 93 00:03:36,820 --> 00:03:38,540 with a cardboard cutout of Mel Gibson? 94 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:41,450 Yeah, it's his bar mitzvah. 95 00:03:41,650 --> 00:03:43,280 The theme was Mel Gibson movies. 96 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:44,670 Yeah, we... we didn't know 97 00:03:44,870 --> 00:03:46,110 about Mel yet at that time. 98 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,810 What's to know? He's awesome. 99 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:50,160 Ooh, ask if they're still in my childhood home. 100 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,810 Do you still live in the home where Trevor grew up? 101 00:03:53,010 --> 00:03:54,860 I still do. 102 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,690 Lenny moved into a condo after the divorce. 103 00:03:57,890 --> 00:03:59,770 - What? - Oh. I'm sorry. You're not married. 104 00:03:59,970 --> 00:04:03,000 No, it's okay. It's-it's-it's been a long time. 105 00:04:03,190 --> 00:04:05,160 I come from a broken home? 106 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,640 I'm a ghost of divorce? 107 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:14,270 Ooh, honey, this is one juicy conundrum. 108 00:04:14,470 --> 00:04:16,400 Do we let Isaac know what Jenkins told y'all, 109 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,710 or do we let him live in blissful ignorance? 110 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:21,620 Peter, as our resident cuckold, what do you think we should do? 111 00:04:21,820 --> 00:04:24,410 Would you have wanted to know about your wife cheating on you? 112 00:04:24,610 --> 00:04:26,280 Look, being totally honest, 113 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:28,410 finding out was one of the worst days of my afterlife. 114 00:04:28,610 --> 00:04:30,200 I kind of wish I never knew. 115 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,500 But if Isaac knew, at least he'd be able to deal with it. 116 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:35,550 - Deal with what? - Hi. 117 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:37,510 - Hmm? - We're trying to figure out whether to tell Isaac 118 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:38,990 that Nigel cheated on him. 119 00:04:39,190 --> 00:04:40,770 What? 120 00:04:40,970 --> 00:04:42,820 I know. It's a toughie. 121 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:45,950 Look, Isaac, um, after you left the shed, 122 00:04:46,050 --> 00:04:49,200 Jenkins told Thor and I that on Christmas Eve, 123 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,200 when you and Nigel were briefly broken up, 124 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:55,160 Jenkins and Nigel... liaisoned. 125 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,860 What does that mean? 126 00:04:57,060 --> 00:04:58,860 He mentioned something about lips 127 00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:00,780 and then did this thing with his eyebrows, 128 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:02,260 and it didn't seem great. 129 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:04,870 And that's coming from a famous cuckold. 130 00:05:05,070 --> 00:05:07,480 Hey, your spouse cheated, too! 131 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,220 I'm a lady. That's to be expected. 132 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:11,130 Your thing's just weird and sad. 133 00:05:12,430 --> 00:05:13,920 I can't believe this. 134 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,920 My parents are divorced, Mel Gibson's a monster. 135 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,100 What the hell is going on in the world? 136 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:22,140 I get it. It was tough for me when my parents got divorced. 137 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:25,110 Oh, was sort of expecting a comforting follow-up. 138 00:05:25,310 --> 00:05:27,200 I guess we're just getting information. 139 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,630 It doesn't make any sense. They were the perfect couple. 140 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,720 And it seemed like there was still a spark, right? 141 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:33,770 That's the thing about divorce. 142 00:05:33,970 --> 00:05:36,340 There's those moments where the two people see each other again 143 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:38,080 at some family event, like a... 144 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,040 a graduation or a dance recital, 145 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,680 and you think there's a chance they could get back together. 146 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:46,350 Again, it just never takes that uplifting turn. 147 00:05:46,550 --> 00:05:48,780 But what if the recital didn't end? 148 00:05:48,980 --> 00:05:51,220 Yes. Wait, what do you mean? 149 00:05:51,420 --> 00:05:54,170 We throw a memorial... for me. 150 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,970 And my parents stay here at the BandB for the whole weekend 151 00:05:57,170 --> 00:05:59,100 while we manipulate them back into love. 152 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:00,670 Are you suggesting we Parent Trapthem 153 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,230 from beyond the grave? 154 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:04,100 Okay, I don't like where this is headed. 155 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:05,840 That's exactly what I'm suggesting. 156 00:06:06,150 --> 00:06:08,740 Using insider information from their dearly departed son, 157 00:06:08,940 --> 00:06:11,550 you will create the perfect romantic scenario. 158 00:06:11,550 --> 00:06:13,000 - Oh. - And before you know it... 159 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,750 Boom. The mishpuchais back together. 160 00:06:15,950 --> 00:06:18,010 I don't know that this'll work, but we got to try. 161 00:06:18,210 --> 00:06:20,230 Okay, time-out. 162 00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:22,620 Can we just let these old people be? 163 00:06:22,820 --> 00:06:24,760 I mean, they got divorced for a reason. 164 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,450 Yeah, the reason was me. 165 00:06:26,650 --> 00:06:28,240 You heard them. They split up right after my death. 166 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,200 If this is my fault, then I need to be the one who fixes it. 167 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,680 Trevor thinks it was his fault, 168 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,200 and he wants a chance to fix it. 169 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:34,890 You're not gonna deny him that, are you? 170 00:06:35,930 --> 00:06:38,510 Okay, fine. Let's set a parent trap for these two. 171 00:06:38,710 --> 00:06:39,940 Very difficult 172 00:06:40,140 --> 00:06:42,160 to build trap big enough to capture both parents. 173 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,430 But if you succeed, 174 00:06:44,630 --> 00:06:48,390 you and small man eat like kings. 175 00:06:48,590 --> 00:06:50,160 What is wrong with you? 176 00:06:54,820 --> 00:06:56,350 How's Operation Parent Trap going? 177 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,090 Not exactly sparks yet. 178 00:06:58,290 --> 00:07:01,570 So, Sunday, maybe we take 87 back? 179 00:07:01,890 --> 00:07:04,520 That sounds fine. 180 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,610 Talk does not get much smaller than that. 181 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:08,520 Sam, get in here! 182 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,820 These alte kakers need wine, stat! 183 00:07:10,910 --> 00:07:12,500 Oh, this is so nerve-racking. 184 00:07:12,550 --> 00:07:14,360 If these two don't end up together, 185 00:07:14,365 --> 00:07:16,320 Trevor will never be born! 186 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,830 We never should have showed her Back to the Future. 187 00:07:19,030 --> 00:07:20,170 Here is some wine. 188 00:07:20,370 --> 00:07:21,450 - Ah. - Oh, thank you. 189 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,600 Something smells delicious. What are we having? 190 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,250 - It's red snapper. - Red snapper, Ma. 191 00:07:25,450 --> 00:07:27,080 They had it every year on their anniversary. 192 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,690 We used to have that every year on our anniversary. 193 00:07:29,890 --> 00:07:32,690 That's because, on our honeymoon, we went to Acapulco. 194 00:07:32,890 --> 00:07:35,300 - Right. - And the two things on the menu at the resort 195 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:37,390 was pork and red snapper. 196 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:40,000 Well, this thawing seems like a very positive sign. 197 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:42,180 Now play "The Best of Times" from the musical 198 00:07:42,380 --> 00:07:44,230 La Cage aux Folles. 199 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,060 Oh, my God. Esther, do you hear it? 200 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,930 This was our song. 201 00:07:50,130 --> 00:07:53,100 We used to sing this song at every family occasion. 202 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:55,020 Including Trevor's bar mitzvah. 203 00:07:55,220 --> 00:07:58,280 I insisted we all do it in an Australian accent to honor Mel. 204 00:07:58,480 --> 00:07:59,890 What a lovely tradition. 205 00:08:00,090 --> 00:08:01,090 It was. 206 00:08:01,090 --> 00:08:02,370 It was. 207 00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:03,810 We had some good times. 208 00:08:04,010 --> 00:08:05,810 Didn't we, Esther? 209 00:08:06,010 --> 00:08:07,340 We sure did, Lenny. 210 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,510 - Trevor, it's working. - Uh-huh. 211 00:08:09,710 --> 00:08:11,120 These two are gonna shtup. 212 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,120 Yay! You're going to exist. 213 00:08:15,550 --> 00:08:17,350 Nigel, 214 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:18,690 you should know 215 00:08:18,690 --> 00:08:21,440 that Jenkins has been spreading the most vile of rumors, 216 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:24,790 - trying to drive a wedge between us. - Is he? 217 00:08:24,990 --> 00:08:28,660 He told my friends that you and he liaisoned on Christmas Eve. 218 00:08:28,860 --> 00:08:30,710 Need I remind you 219 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:33,190 that we were temporarily broken up at that point? 220 00:08:33,390 --> 00:08:35,410 So it's true? 221 00:08:35,610 --> 00:08:38,500 - We were on a respite. - A respite? 222 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:41,150 We were estranged a mere 15 hours. 223 00:08:41,350 --> 00:08:43,280 You refused to even kiss me. 224 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:44,890 You injured my pride. 225 00:08:45,090 --> 00:08:47,070 I can't even look at you right now. 226 00:08:47,270 --> 00:08:49,070 We're finished. 227 00:08:49,270 --> 00:08:51,030 Again, we were on a respite. 228 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:53,380 A respite! 229 00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:57,520 - So, this is where we watch movies and just relax. - Ooh. 230 00:08:57,820 --> 00:08:59,180 We thought maybe you could enjoy your dessert here. 231 00:08:59,380 --> 00:09:01,270 Thank you so much. 232 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:03,670 Would you guys like to watch a movie? 233 00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:05,670 Oh, Jay's getting on board with attempting 234 00:09:05,870 --> 00:09:08,020 to have your parents fornicate. That's nice. 235 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:10,190 Okay, Sam, now offer to put on The Horse Whisperer. 236 00:09:10,390 --> 00:09:11,930 It was a Robert Redford film that my mother always 237 00:09:12,130 --> 00:09:13,370 referred to as "sensual." 238 00:09:13,570 --> 00:09:15,370 You know what movie I watched 239 00:09:15,570 --> 00:09:17,460 the other night that was good? The Horse Whisperer. 240 00:09:17,660 --> 00:09:19,200 Uh-oh. 241 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,290 Oh, I know that one. 242 00:09:21,490 --> 00:09:23,120 Good choice. 243 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:24,680 Your mom's all horned up. 244 00:09:25,810 --> 00:09:27,430 I don't think we ever made it through that one all the way. 245 00:09:27,630 --> 00:09:28,990 - Right? - No. 246 00:09:29,190 --> 00:09:31,350 Well, we should probably leave quickly. 247 00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:33,340 We're gonna leave you two alone. 248 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:39,610 Oh, Lenny, you still got those moves. 249 00:09:39,810 --> 00:09:41,180 And you got the sexiest shoulders 250 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:42,750 this side of the Long Island Expressway. 251 00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:45,620 Ah, excuse me. 252 00:09:45,820 --> 00:09:47,270 Seriously? 253 00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:49,280 - Well, it's work. - Right... right now? 254 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,450 No, Dad, no. No, no, no, no, no! 255 00:09:51,650 --> 00:09:53,580 Uh, yeah, hi, hi. Lenny Lefkowitz here. 256 00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:56,810 No, it's a great time. 257 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,200 Oh, she did not like that. 258 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,460 Unbelievable. 259 00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:01,900 No, Mom. 260 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:04,250 Come back, make love to Dad! 261 00:10:04,450 --> 00:10:07,600 I can't believe I ever trusted Nigel. 262 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:11,080 What's up with Commander Crap over here looking all sad? 263 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:14,210 Isaac now second most famous cuckold in house. 264 00:10:14,410 --> 00:10:15,410 Really? 265 00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:16,480 Oh, how do I get past this? 266 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,260 Well, 267 00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:20,660 in my experience, nothing gets you over the last like the next. 268 00:10:20,850 --> 00:10:22,090 You got to go smooch someone else. 269 00:10:22,290 --> 00:10:24,620 Yeah, get some strange. 270 00:10:24,820 --> 00:10:27,440 I learned that term from the water heater repairman. 271 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,840 It means unfamiliar genitals, huh? 272 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,060 Catchy. 273 00:10:32,260 --> 00:10:34,800 What strange is even available to me? 274 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,590 I mean, other than Jenkins, which... no, thank you. 275 00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:39,850 Thor do know of other option. 276 00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:42,850 Other day, when yelling from window 277 00:10:43,050 --> 00:10:44,240 to son Bjorn, I learn 278 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:47,330 there is a gay Puritan ghost also living at Farnsbys'. 279 00:10:47,530 --> 00:10:48,900 Perhaps since Puritan ghost 280 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:52,300 is gay and Isaac also gay, you two might... 281 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,300 get along. 282 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,300 Thor, that's pretty insulting to suggest two people would be 283 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:58,260 into each other just because they're both gay. 284 00:10:58,460 --> 00:10:59,460 Yes. 285 00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:01,390 Thank you, Sasappis. 286 00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:05,090 Now... the Farnsbys', you say? 287 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,350 Sam, my dad blew it. 288 00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:09,440 He took a phone call at a very inopportune time, 289 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,580 which my mom was always annoyed about when they were married. 290 00:11:11,780 --> 00:11:13,620 That's not good. Trevor's dad blew it. 291 00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:16,710 - Uh, sorry, No Pants! - They're leaving right after the memorial 292 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,890 tomorrow, so we have to get something to happen tonight. 293 00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:21,240 Babe, I think we got to take the "L " on this, okay? 294 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,240 We tried to get two elderly people to smush 295 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:24,980 at their son's memorial weekend, 296 00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:27,070 and we just didn't quite get there. 297 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,940 Their divorce is my fault. 298 00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:30,810 If I don't do everything that I can to solve this right now, 299 00:11:31,010 --> 00:11:32,550 I am never going to get another chance. 300 00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:34,210 I don't like these long silences. 301 00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:36,210 They're never good. 302 00:11:36,410 --> 00:11:38,560 Okay, so, in The Parent Trap, they sent a message 303 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,780 to the one parent to get them to show up at the same place 304 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:42,390 where they knew the other parent was going to be. 305 00:11:42,590 --> 00:11:43,590 Okay. 306 00:11:43,630 --> 00:11:45,000 What's your point? 307 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,780 You could sneak into your mom's room 308 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:48,570 and use her phone to text your dad 309 00:11:48,770 --> 00:11:50,050 and invite him over. 310 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:52,220 You want him to sext his dad?! 311 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,400 I wouldn't put it like that. 312 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:55,840 I love it. 313 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,360 But, yes, I want him to sext his dad. 314 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,540 You're a genius. 315 00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:03,490 We're going to hell. 316 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,460 So, how did it go? 317 00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:12,510 I think it went well. Found my mom's phone, 318 00:12:12,710 --> 00:12:14,770 sexted my dad, at which point he came over. 319 00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:17,340 And then, obviously, I got the hell out of there. 320 00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:19,640 Well, they look pretty cozy. 321 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,470 - Oh, baby, I can let you know. They did it. - Wait. 322 00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:24,520 Are you also just interpreting their body language, or... ? 323 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:25,720 Uh-uh, honey. I saw them. 324 00:12:25,810 --> 00:12:28,870 Wanted to make sure it happened for you, Trev. Congrats. 325 00:12:29,070 --> 00:12:30,310 You watched my parents do it? 326 00:12:30,510 --> 00:12:31,700 It was beautiful. 327 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:33,140 Seriously? You, too? 328 00:12:33,330 --> 00:12:34,480 Cards on the table. I was gonna leave, 329 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:35,790 but then Hetty called me a wimp. 330 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,450 It was very educational. 331 00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:40,280 Esther put on quite the master class. 332 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:41,800 Uh, hey, Sam, 333 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,320 I'd like you to meet Tara Reid. 334 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,330 I'm here for Trevor's memorial. 335 00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:48,810 My parents are boning, 336 00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:50,810 and Tara Reid is at my memorial? Best day ever! 337 00:12:51,010 --> 00:12:53,070 It's very nice to meet you. 338 00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:54,330 Who is Tara Reid? 339 00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:56,030 We've been through this. 340 00:12:56,230 --> 00:12:57,990 She was a huge movie star. 341 00:12:58,190 --> 00:12:59,560 I was at her birthday at The Surf Lodge. 342 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:00,860 - Ah. - She was going to be 343 00:13:01,060 --> 00:13:02,430 my celebrity out if I ever got 344 00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:03,880 into a long-term relationship. 345 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,270 Uh, Trevor's brother Jeremy hired Tara 346 00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:07,020 off of an app called Pop-In? 347 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:10,320 Which is kind of like Cameo, but for in-person appearances. 348 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,240 I don't know any of those words. 349 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:15,110 My brother couldn't make it so he sent Tara Reid? 350 00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:18,070 Is that a bro or what? 351 00:13:18,270 --> 00:13:19,640 This is Isaac! 352 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:23,160 Other homosexual ghost I tell you about! 353 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,030 Hello, George! 354 00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:26,820 Hello, Isaac! 355 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:28,950 Okay, Thor go now! 356 00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:31,470 Let you scream in private! 357 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:37,750 So, George, tell me about yourself! 358 00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:41,660 Enough chitchat! Let's get to the naughty stuff! 359 00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:44,840 Oh, that's a bit forward! 360 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,410 - Aren't you a Puritan?! - Yes, well, 361 00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:50,110 when I died and didn't immediately go to heaven, 362 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,370 I reconsidered some things! 363 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,320 I'm a bad, bad boy now! 364 00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:58,540 And I want to hear what you're wearing, sir! 365 00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:03,640 You know, it's all a bit fast for me, George! 366 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,690 How about reading?! 367 00:14:05,890 --> 00:14:09,520 Are you a fan?! Have you read The Iliad?! 368 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,950 What did you say about an oily lad?! 369 00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:14,700 Describe him... slowly! 370 00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:34,020 Well, looks like a life well lived, Trevor. 371 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:36,150 Thank you all for coming. 372 00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:39,680 Losing a child is the worst thing any parent can go through. 373 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,590 But being here today with all of you 374 00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:46,990 who loved and cared about our son, 375 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:50,640 it makes me feel like he's here in the room. 376 00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:54,210 We love you, son. 377 00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:56,260 I love you guys. 378 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,480 Hey, Trev. 379 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,650 The basement ghosts send their condolences. 380 00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:03,090 I'm trying to listen to my parents talk. 381 00:15:03,290 --> 00:15:05,140 Whoa. Are those your folks? 382 00:15:05,340 --> 00:15:07,310 I saw them boning last night! 383 00:15:07,510 --> 00:15:09,530 They seem great. 384 00:15:09,531 --> 00:15:12,710 Not only has this been a loving tribute to our son. 385 00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:17,190 It's been a reminder of what is really important in life. 386 00:15:17,390 --> 00:15:18,880 I'd like to say a few words. 387 00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:21,540 Tara Reid is giving a speech. 388 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:23,280 Sure. Why not? 389 00:15:24,930 --> 00:15:26,940 First of all, I'm excited to tell you 390 00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:29,810 that Pop-In and Taco Bell have teamed up 391 00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:31,640 for a very exciting offer. 392 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,470 Anyone that leaves here from the memorial 393 00:15:33,670 --> 00:15:35,820 and mentions Trevor's name at the drive-through 394 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,390 gets a free large drink. 395 00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:40,820 Aw. That's nice. 396 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:43,350 I didn't really know Trevor that well, but 397 00:15:43,550 --> 00:15:45,390 he seemed like a really warm and wonderful guy. 398 00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:49,220 - And he was a bit of a player. - Yes. 399 00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:50,970 And the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 400 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:55,090 Right, Lenny? He slipped me his business card in the kitchen. 401 00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:57,670 Are you kidding me, Lenny? 402 00:15:57,870 --> 00:15:58,870 Oh, God. 403 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,280 It was a business card. 404 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,500 Like she's really in the market 405 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:02,880 for wholesale lighting supplies? 406 00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:06,180 You never know. 407 00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:07,330 Oops. 408 00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:10,070 I wanted to let you know that I've decided to forgive you. 409 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,940 I've realized that what we have is special. 410 00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:13,640 I agree. 411 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,770 Sometimes it takes a meaningless Christmas liaison 412 00:16:16,970 --> 00:16:19,730 or screaming obscenities with a pervy Puritan 413 00:16:19,930 --> 00:16:21,520 to realize what you've had all along. 414 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,480 Oh, you heard that? 415 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,480 Paul Revere never screamed so loudly. 416 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,260 Traitorous scoundrel. 417 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:28,870 Okay, let's not go down that road. 418 00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:30,480 The point is, Nigel, 419 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,220 is that you are a gentleman. 420 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:34,100 And that is a very rare thing, 421 00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:36,140 and I could not have chosen a better person 422 00:16:36,340 --> 00:16:38,230 to be stuck with together forever. 423 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,410 But, moving forward, I don't think 424 00:16:40,610 --> 00:16:42,060 you should continue to live with Jenkins. 425 00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:44,060 Not because I don't trust you, 426 00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:46,150 but because he's a son of a bitch. 427 00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:48,370 That I cannot argue with. 428 00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:50,320 So what are you proposing? 429 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:56,200 Well, I guess I'm saying that you should not live in the shed 430 00:16:56,400 --> 00:17:00,240 but rather in the mansion with me. 431 00:17:01,290 --> 00:17:05,000 You mean like in your room? 432 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,130 I mean like in a nearby room. 433 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,240 Don't want to rush things. 434 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,460 We are really baby-stepping this thing. 435 00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:14,640 Well, we have eternity. 436 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,070 All right, Isaac, I accept. 437 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,770 Ooh, what about the library? 438 00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:20,860 I quite fancy that comfy couch. 439 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:22,380 Are there ants in there? 440 00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:25,300 No, but Jay dropped part of a sandwich 441 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,300 behind that couch a few weeks ago, 442 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:30,000 so at night there are roaches. 443 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,830 Oh, I think I'm going to like it here. 444 00:17:33,030 --> 00:17:35,660 You haven't changed one bit. 445 00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:38,750 Same old Lenny with the work calls and the wandering eye. 446 00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:40,790 Sam, you got to do something. Get in there. 447 00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:42,190 Maybe there's an innocent explanation 448 00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:43,880 for the whole business card thing. 449 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,800 Maybe Tara Reid is interested in wholesale lighting. 450 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,150 Yes, I... 'Cause I think she's a producer 451 00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:52,890 on those Sharknado movies, and they may have lighting needs. 452 00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:54,460 Sharknado? 453 00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:56,160 What are you two talking about? 454 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,810 I saw you guys last night. There was still a spark there. 455 00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:01,470 Why do you even care? Who are you? 456 00:18:01,670 --> 00:18:04,690 Look, I know you said you felt Trevor's presence in that room. 457 00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:06,080 And what if you were right? 458 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:09,650 What if Trevor is here with us today? 459 00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:12,690 My parents also got divorced, and I know I blame myself. 460 00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:16,660 Maybe Trevor blames his death for your divorce. 461 00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:18,090 Well, why would he do that? 462 00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:19,920 Because you got divorced right after I died. 463 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,400 Maybe because of the timing. 464 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,400 No, no. Trevor's death had nothing 465 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,270 to do with us splitting up. 466 00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:29,060 The-the truth is, our problems were there long before that. 467 00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:31,060 I caught Lenny cheating when the boys were still in junior high. 468 00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:33,370 I didn't know that. 469 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:34,800 And we decided to stay together 470 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,280 until they were out of the house. 471 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,760 But Jeremy never left the house. 472 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,850 He-he was still living there when he was 30. 473 00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:42,590 So it wasn't T-Money's fault. 474 00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,420 They were just waiting for J-Dog to grow up? 475 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:45,990 It's very hard to take this story seriously 476 00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:47,730 with you using those monikers. 477 00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:48,950 So it wasn't Trevor's fault? 478 00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:50,520 Divorce isn't about the kids. 479 00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:52,030 It's about the parents. 480 00:18:53,810 --> 00:18:55,430 Trevor, if you're really here, 481 00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:57,610 we want you to know that. 482 00:18:57,810 --> 00:19:00,480 You were the best thing to come out of our marriage. 483 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,310 The point is, 484 00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:05,570 Trevor, we miss you every day, 485 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,090 and we're so glad you were our son. 486 00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:12,580 I really want to hug my mom right now. 487 00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:16,060 All right, I'm going to step in and mama bear. 488 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:19,500 But you keep that baby shmeckel at a safe distance. 489 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:29,640 We're never going to grow apart, will we, Jay? 490 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,300 Okay, it's a key point in the game, 491 00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:33,820 but this feels like a must-pause conversation. 492 00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:35,390 Smart move, Jay. 493 00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:37,780 Hey, we're 494 00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:39,780 I know. It's just, I always thought 495 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,520 my parents were rock solid, too, and it seems like 496 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,530 Trevor thought the same thing about his folks. 497 00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:46,530 Key to successful marriage... 498 00:19:46,730 --> 00:19:48,830 die by the time you're 35 from lightning strike 499 00:19:49,030 --> 00:19:50,400 before things get stale. 500 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,060 I know things are great right now, 501 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,580 but what about when we have kids, 502 00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:55,750 or after they're grown up and we're empty nesters? 503 00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:57,670 Okay, I-I love to panic 504 00:19:57,870 --> 00:19:59,410 about hypotheticals decades in the future, 505 00:19:59,610 --> 00:20:02,240 but, babe, we're never going to be empty nesters. 506 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,980 We have eight idiot kids who can literally never leave. 507 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,180 - Oh, that's true. - Not loving that. 508 00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:08,590 Jay very wise. 509 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,030 Hey, guys, I just wanted to say thanks. 510 00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:11,340 I had a really great stay. 511 00:20:11,530 --> 00:20:13,900 - Have a safe drive back. - Thank you. 512 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,380 - All right, ciao. - Bye. 513 00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:17,080 Bye. 514 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,770 What was that noise? 515 00:20:19,770 --> 00:20:22,560 I'll be right back. 516 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,570 Tara, look out! 517 00:20:24,770 --> 00:20:26,310 Whoa! 518 00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:28,180 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 519 00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:29,880 You could have fallen down the stairs. 520 00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:31,270 Trevor, did you knock that vase on the floor 521 00:20:31,470 --> 00:20:33,400 to try to kill Tara Reid? 522 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,830 Okay, yes, busted. 523 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:42,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com -