1
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- Hey. Ready?
- Yeah.

2
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Hey, what's up?
Let's go.

3
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Hey. Hi, Amy.

4
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- Hey, ray.
Hey, be careful.

5
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- It's all right.
I'm good now.

6
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- Deb isn't home, is she?

7
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- No.

8
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- Well, tell her I said hi.

9
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Have a good time today.
- All right.

10
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Thanks for bringing me by.
See ya.

11
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- How 'bout a kiss?
- Oh.

12
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Did you see how I played it
there with Amy, nice and cool?

13
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She doesn't suspect a thing.

14
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- Like what,
that you're a dwarf on stilts?

15
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- What the lovely Amy
does not suspect

16
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is that her boyfriend, Robert,

17
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is about to propose to her!

18
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- What?

19
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- Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna ask her
to marry me.

20
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- Yeah?

21
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- All right,
I know what you're gonna say.

22
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"Are you sure, Robert?

23
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"You don't have exactly
the best track record.

24
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"People who do not
remember history

25
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are doomed to repeat it."

26
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- No, no.
I was gonna say congratulations.

27
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- Why can't you just
be happy for me?

28
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- I am.
I'm happy, Robert.

29
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I really am.
It's--it's great.

30
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Ha ha!
Oh, man!

31
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Wow.
Wait'll Debra hears about this.

32
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- No!

33
00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:04,256
- What?

34
00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:06,592
- You can't say anything
to anybody.

35
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I don't want Amy to get any wind
of this until I'm ready.

36
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- All right,
I won't tell anybody!

37
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God.

38
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Come on.
Are we hitting a bucket or what?

39
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- Oh, no driving range today.

40
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This was all just
to throw her off.

41
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I got a lot of things
I got to do.

42
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See you later.

43
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- Well, what do I do now?
I'm all horny for golf!

44
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- Look, honey, I found
another piece of Jesus' beard.

45
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- Oh, good.
Put that in the pile.

46
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I'm still working
on the sandals.

47
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- I'll get it.

48
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- I wonder who that could be
at this hour.

49
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- Hello, Mr. macdougall.

50
00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,316
- Robert?

51
00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:07,319
- It's been a long time.

52
00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:08,520
May I?

53
00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,256
- Uh...Sure.

54
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Amy's not here, you know.

55
00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:15,460
- Oh, no,
I'm here to see you.

56
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Mrs. macdougall.

57
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Sorry to interrupt
your evening.

58
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- Hello, Robert.
It's nice to see you again.

59
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What brings you
to Pennsylvania?

60
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- My car.

61
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- Would you like
some warm cider?

62
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- Oh, no,
no, thank you.

63
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I don't want to take up
too much of your time.

64
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Anyway...Um...

65
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The reason that I'm here...

66
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I've been thinking a lot
about Amy,

67
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and she means the world to me.

68
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In fact, that's why I'm here.

69
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I want to do things right.

70
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And out of respect for her

71
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and you,

72
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I would like
to formally request

73
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your daughter's hand
in marriage.

74
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- No.

75
00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:56,828
- What?

76
00:04:56,830 --> 00:05:00,666
- No.

77
00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,934
- No?

78
00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:08,340
- We don't think
it's a very good idea.

79
00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:13,845
- It's nice to
see you again, though.

80
00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:20,385
You probably have
a long drive back.

81
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I'll put some cider
in a cup for you.

82
00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:27,993
Please.
May I ask--I--why?

83
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- Why?

84
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He wants to know why.

85
00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:37,836
- Oh, Peter.

86
00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,038
Robert, have you met
Amy's brother Peter?

87
00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,808
- No.
We've never had the pleasure.

88
00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:46,611
I met his brother
Raymond once.

89
00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:49,715
He came
into my comic book store.

90
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I liked him.

91
00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,653
- Oh, it's a pleasure
to meet you, Peter.

92
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I've heard a lot
of great things about you.

93
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- Is that a new shirt?

94
00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:04,730
- Yes, it is, mama.
Do you like it?

95
00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:14,106
- Very much.
You look handsome.

96
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- Thank you, mama.

97
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I'm sorry.

98
00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:20,979
But you know...
I don't understand.

99
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- Well, Robert,
you just don't seem to have

100
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the stability we'd prefer

101
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in a husband for our Amy.

102
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- Well, look, you know, we've
had our ups and downs, but--

103
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- it's just that
over the years, Robert,

104
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there have been so many times
when Amy was very unhappy.

105
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- You don't know
the half of it, mama.

106
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So often she would come
into the store

107
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and curl up
in the used comic section

108
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and cry like little lotta.

109
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- Oh, my.

110
00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:54,012
So you could see, Robert,

111
00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:56,815
I think any parent
would not want their daughter

112
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to have a life of...

113
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You.

114
00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:10,595
- But I'm--I'm different now.
I--I feel--

115
00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,831
- Robert, I'm the kind of fellow
who loves a good discussion.

116
00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:16,134
Ask anybody.
I'm that kind of guy.

117
00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:20,505
But this is not open
for discussion.

118
00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:22,808
Okay?

119
00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:25,644
- I'll show him the door.

120
00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:27,512
- Wait--wait.
Just--uh!

121
00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,884
Let me--okay,
so what you're saying is,

122
00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:35,120
I can't marry your daughter?

123
00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,889
- That's correct.

124
00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:41,126
But thanks for asking.

125
00:07:48,534 --> 00:07:49,801
- Hey.

126
00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,203
- Hi, Robert.
- Hey.

127
00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:54,139
- Robbie, you're out
late tonight.

128
00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,574
Where were you?

129
00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,108
- Uh, nowhere, ma.
I was just out.

130
00:07:57,110 --> 00:08:00,111
Raymond, do you have a minute?
Could I--

131
00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:02,914
- what?

132
00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:07,752
- Something is wrong.

133
00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:11,156
What is it?

134
00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,725
Is it something with Amy?

135
00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:16,795
I knew it!

136
00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:18,063
That's the look you have

137
00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:19,698
every time
you break up with her.

138
00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:22,167
- Oh, Robert, not again!

139
00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,768
- You broke up with Amy.

140
00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:26,805
Do you know that
you're killing me, Robbie?

141
00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:29,674
Do you even care
that you're killing me?

142
00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:32,611
- Ma!
- Dig a grave and throw me in.

143
00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:37,916
- I've got a shovel.

144
00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:41,152
- Why did you break up with Amy?

145
00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:42,888
- Ma, I didn't break up
with Amy!

146
00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:45,190
I want to ask her to marry me!

147
00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,526
- Marry you?

148
00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:50,061
- Really?

149
00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:54,132
- Yes.

150
00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:05,610
- I'm so happy!
So happy!

151
00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:08,613
- Yeah, son.
Holy crap!

152
00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:14,252
- Oh, you're gonna marry Amy.

153
00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:17,222
- Listen, ma.
I said I want to marry Amy.

154
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,291
But I went to
ask her parents first,

155
00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:21,059
and that's where I was tonight.

156
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,827
- Oh, how are her parents?

157
00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:24,729
I'm sure they're very nice.

158
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:25,764
- They are very nice,

159
00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,999
and they very nicely said no.

160
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,569
- What?
- What do you mean "no"?

161
00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,971
- I don't understand.
How could they say that?

162
00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,206
- I could see that.

163
00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:39,711
- Stop it, frank.
This is an outrage!

164
00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,646
- Why'd you go to her parents?

165
00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:44,149
- It was just a formality.
I never thought they'd say no.

166
00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:46,885
And her brother Peter,
he hates me.

167
00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:51,590
- Oh, I met that guy once.
He's like a psycho nut job.

168
00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:52,857
- Yeah?
He's fond of you.

169
00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:55,627
- Yeah? What'd he say?

170
00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:58,763
- Who cares about her family?
- Excuse me.

171
00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:02,300
When you marry a person,
you also marry the family.

172
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,943
- I've heard.

173
00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,782
Okay, you listen to me, Robert.

174
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,151
This is between you and Amy.

175
00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,253
Her parents are just gonna
have to get used to the idea.

176
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:25,624
But it's your life.
You do what you want to do.

177
00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:26,725
- Until you get married.

178
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,927
Then you do what
she wants to do.

179
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,772
- And how about
that chocolate cake?

180
00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,140
- Fantastic.

181
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,875
It always tastes better
without the family.

182
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,654
- Which one of you
is Amy macdougall?

183
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:59,224
- She--she is.
- Please step back, ma'am.

184
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:02,060
- Amy macdougall, you have
the right to remain single.

185
00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:07,932
Anything you say may be used
against you in a church of god.

186
00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:11,202
If you do not have a husband,
one may be provided for you.

187
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,905
Do you understand these rights
as I have read them to you?

188
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,808
- Huh?

189
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,710
- She doesn't get it.

190
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:21,713
- All right.
Who's gonna cuff her?

191
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,724
- Hi, Amy.

192
00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:41,800
I love you, Amy.

193
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:44,002
Will you marry me?

194
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:48,373
- Huh?

195
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,776
- I love you.
Will you marry me?

196
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,945
- But, Robert,

197
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:57,015
we--we never
even talked about--

198
00:11:57,017 --> 00:12:01,453
what's happening?

199
00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:04,456
- I'm ready to be happy.

200
00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:12,130
- I am too.

201
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,466
- Is that a yes?

202
00:12:14,468 --> 00:12:15,867
- Huh?

203
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,069
Oh, hi.

204
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,471
Yes!

205
00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:21,139
Yes!
- Yes!

206
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,273
- Yes!

207
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,743
- Yes! Yes!

208
00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:39,023
- Whoo!

209
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,230
- Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!

210
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:47,465
- don't you want
to put this on?

211
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:51,035
- Oh.
It's beautiful.

212
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:54,072
I just love you so much.

213
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:55,807
I'm getting married!

214
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,810
To you!

215
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,979
"Robert and I
are getting married."

216
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,948
There's going to be a marriage,
and I will be the wife.

217
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,351
A bride! With a dress!

218
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:09,821
Thanks for marrying me!

219
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,956
- My pleasure.

220
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,391
- Can you do
one thing for me?

221
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,326
- For you,
I'll do two things.

222
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:18,129
- I know it sounds queer,
but it's important.

223
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,498
Can you ask my father
for my hand?

224
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,501
It would mean
so much to them.

225
00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:35,947
- No problem.

226
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:45,523
- Well, there we are.

227
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:50,094
Is that not our lord
in all his glory, or what?

228
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:53,965
- It is a glorious puzzle.

229
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:56,601
I'll get it, honey.

230
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,203
- Now, who could that be?

231
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,208
- Oh, my...

232
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,512
Hello.

233
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:11,516
- Hello, Mrs. macdougall,
Mr. macdougall.

234
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,519
- Give me strength.

235
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,256
- Now, before you say anything,

236
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,924
I would like you
to meet someone

237
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:21,926
who I believe
will make you feel

238
00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:24,162
a heck of a lot better
about me,

239
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:27,065
because you will see
the type of person

240
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,968
with whom I associate with.

241
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:35,106
This is
an award-winning journalist,

242
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,941
a wholesome family man,

243
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,877
and one of lynbrook,
long island's,

244
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:43,548
most exemplary citizens.

245
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,983
- How you doin'?

246
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:54,359
I'm his brother.

247
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:57,262
- Hello. I've heard a lot
of nice things about you.

248
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:58,463
Please come in.

249
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:01,966
- Okay, we're in!

250
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,167
It's a lovely home,
isn't it?

251
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,369
- It is lovely.

252
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:07,105
- Pennsylvania.

253
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,340
- Let me get you
some warm cider, um...

254
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,441
- Raymond.

255
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,043
Ray barone, sportswriter,

256
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,445
"newsday" newspaper,
prizewinner.

257
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,680
Won a prize.

258
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:22,320
- I'll get the cider.

259
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:26,291
- Listen, uh,
Robert, Raymond,

260
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:27,692
I really appreciate
you fellas

261
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,594
coming all the way
back here, but--

262
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,963
- go ahead, Raymond.

263
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,598
- You know,
I did want to meet you two.

264
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,333
Oh, thank you there.
Thank you.

265
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:38,269
Um...I--please, could we sit?

266
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,306
Let's just sit
for a second, okay?

267
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:51,649
Good. Good.
This is nice.

268
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,084
- Yes.

269
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,452
- Hey, isn't he the guy

270
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,522
who sells tie-dyed shirts
at the beach?

271
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:07,298
That was just a joke.

272
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,435
That's--I--

273
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,270
he's great.
I have his book.

274
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,545
Anyway--

275
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,680
- Raymond is married.
He has children.

276
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,649
- Yes, I do, Robert.

277
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,452
- Good, good family.

278
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,020
God-fearing, right?

279
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,022
Church every Sunday.

280
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,157
All of us,
god-fearing people.

281
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:36,361
We're scared to death.

282
00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:45,269
- Hello again.

283
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:48,206
Raymond!
How wonderful to see you!

284
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:53,244
He's the good one, mama.

285
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,513
- Thanks there, Peter,
but Robert's good too.

286
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,016
He's a good person.

287
00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,517
Lieutenant in
the New York police force.

288
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,352
He's like a hero.

289
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:06,190
He's also the kindest
and sweetest guy I know.

290
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,660
And, more importantly,
he loves Amy very much,

291
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:15,500
and I know that he would devote
his whole life to her.

292
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:18,269
- Oh, I think miss puss
has a kiss for you, Raymond.

293
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,508
- Hey.

294
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:26,544
Hi, there.

295
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,446
Mrs. puss.
That's very nice.

296
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,348
I was just, uh,
telling them about--

297
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,616
- about your brother?

298
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,651
About your brother.
Okay, fine.

299
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:37,088
Then why don't we really tell
about him then, shall we?

300
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,790
- Peter, don't get excited.

301
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,458
- No, mama, I'm sorry.

302
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,293
I have tried to keep
certain details from you,

303
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,195
but now you have to know.

304
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:47,465
Isn't it true,
lieutenant barone,

305
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,700
that while you
were seeing Amy,

306
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,837
you were also seeing
two other women?

307
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,472
- What?

308
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:57,175
- No, no, that was just,
like, for a minute.

309
00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:00,211
You see, the first girl I met
was when I went to Italy,

310
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:03,448
and it was really just
an international mix-up.

311
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:07,418
And--and then the other girl
was my ex-wife, which--

312
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,686
- ex-wife?

313
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,788
- Oh, my.
You're divorced?

314
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,423
- She was a stripper,
wasn't she?

315
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,624
- No, not at all.

316
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:17,328
She was a dancer
of the exotic tradition.

317
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,729
- Okay, you know what?

318
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,298
Why don't we just
cut to the chase here

319
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,866
so you can be
on your way, okay?

320
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,635
Robert took Amy's virginity.

321
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,371
- Oh...

322
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,207
- What?

323
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,875
What?

324
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,654
- Listen, really,
that's nobody's business.

325
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,490
- Her virginity, mama.

326
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,125
Her virginity!

327
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:50,294
- Stop saying it!

328
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:54,899
- This is a terrible evening.

329
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,534
- I don't feel well.

330
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,269
- W-w-wait, please,
if you would.

331
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,371
- Listen, Robert's really
not that kind of guy.

332
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,706
I mean, if anything,

333
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,608
I remember he was afraid
to touch your daughter.

334
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,809
She was the one
who wanted it.

335
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,812
- Oh!

336
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:16,487
- Are you out of your mind?

337
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,456
- I'm sorry.
I don't know what I'm doing.

338
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,757
I'm in Pennsylvania!

339
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,792
- I'm gonna get mother upstairs.

340
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,528
Perhaps you boys should go now.

341
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,197
- I'm dizzy.
- Lean on me, pat.

342
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:29,500
We should've never let
Amy go to the city.

343
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:32,803
- Well...

344
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:36,574
We should do this
again sometime.

345
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,176
But now,
if you'll excuse me,

346
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:41,179
miss puss and I have
some cocoa on the stove.

347
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,388
- Oh.

348
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,524
Well.

349
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,693
It's too late to use
the bathroom, right?

350
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,629
All right, yeah.

351
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,239
- Oh, hey.
- Hey, guys.

352
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,574
- Oh, hi.

353
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,275
- Better head
for the hills, Robert.

354
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:14,579
The womenfolk are tying
the noose up pretty tight.

355
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,614
The- could we go talkng
thfor a couple minutes?Ht.

356
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,482
- Oh, sure.

357
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:22,253
- Oh, Robbie, I found a place
that can make you a tuxedo.

358
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:23,821
They do the circus.

359
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:34,632
- Listen, Amy,
I went to your parents' house.

360
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,268
- You did?
Did you ask them?

361
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,970
Oh, they must've been
so thrilled.

362
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:41,973
- Your mother
couldn't stop crying.

363
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,878
Listen, Amy.

364
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,680
They said no.

365
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,315
- What?

366
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:55,920
- They don't approve of me,
of my past.

367
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,556
They said no to me.

368
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,925
- What?

369
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,627
Really?

370
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,395
- Amy, they love you,

371
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:07,498
and they want what's best
for you, and...

372
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:11,302
I understand that.

373
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:16,774
So I'm sorry.

374
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:20,878
- Well, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

375
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,982
I want to get married.

376
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:28,819
And we can fix this.
I know we can.

377
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,821
My parents will learn
to love you

378
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:33,858
the way
your parents love you.

379
00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:46,671
- Great.

380
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:55,713
- I know.
I'll talk to my brother Peter.

381
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,014
He'll help us.


