1 00:00:01,648 --> 00:00:05,243 Lo-oh-oh-ove 2 00:00:05,319 --> 00:00:08,914 Lo-oh-oh-ove Lo-oh-oh-ove 3 00:00:08,989 --> 00:00:13,119 Love you more More than ever 4 00:00:13,193 --> 00:00:18,221 So you're Shining waiting 5 00:00:18,298 --> 00:00:22,997 And we will wake I n the starlight 6 00:00:24,604 --> 00:00:30,065 Girl if you try to Love him any harder oh 7 00:00:30,143 --> 00:00:32,304 Nine million guys in New York City, 8 00:00:32,379 --> 00:00:36,406 you'd think there'd be one for me to date. You'd be wrong. 9 00:00:38,085 --> 00:00:40,383 To start off, most of the good ones are taken. 10 00:00:43,023 --> 00:00:45,253 Then there's the criminal contention. 11 00:00:45,325 --> 00:00:47,623 Let's go. 12 00:00:49,429 --> 00:00:53,422 The guys with the serious psychological issues. 13 00:00:56,136 --> 00:00:57,626 The weirdos. 14 00:01:00,707 --> 00:01:02,004 Yeah. 15 00:01:03,677 --> 00:01:05,838 The bastards. 16 00:01:07,881 --> 00:01:11,282 And then the guys in fashion, which is my world. 17 00:01:11,351 --> 00:01:12,978 They do wonders for my wardrobe, 18 00:01:13,053 --> 00:01:15,851 but they do nothing to help me find my magic man. 19 00:01:19,192 --> 00:01:21,160 Where is the one? 20 00:01:25,065 --> 00:01:26,623 Hey, Joanne. 21 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:28,964 Lane. What's up? 22 00:01:29,035 --> 00:01:31,833 Well, not one guy today. 23 00:01:31,905 --> 00:01:35,341 Not one guy that possesses one quality on my checklist. 24 00:01:35,409 --> 00:01:37,400 Oh, my God. The checklist again? 25 00:01:37,477 --> 00:01:41,811 I've told you. You need to use my checklist. It's way more fun. 26 00:01:41,882 --> 00:01:44,248 I know. Can you remind me what yours is again? 27 00:01:44,317 --> 00:01:48,947 With pleasure. Item one, breathing. always important in a guy. 28 00:01:49,022 --> 00:01:52,651 And items two through seven, cute. 29 00:01:52,726 --> 00:01:54,557 If only love was that simple. 30 00:01:54,628 --> 00:01:56,095 Come, help me. 31 00:01:56,163 --> 00:01:58,131 Joanne is a fashion photographer 32 00:01:58,198 --> 00:02:01,565 who thinks she's my big sister. She tries to hook me up with cute guys, 33 00:02:01,635 --> 00:02:04,502 but, more importantly, she hooked me up with cheap rent. 34 00:02:04,571 --> 00:02:05,868 Ah 35 00:02:05,939 --> 00:02:07,304 Gotta love it. 36 00:02:07,374 --> 00:02:09,308 Oh, hey, I'm going out tonight, 37 00:02:09,376 --> 00:02:12,743 and his roommate is crazy cute. You wanna join? 38 00:02:12,813 --> 00:02:15,611 Sh. Not in front of the Cosmo. 39 00:02:19,085 --> 00:02:20,848 Hey! 40 00:02:24,157 --> 00:02:27,684 I'm a writer. Oh, I love the way that sounds. 41 00:02:27,761 --> 00:02:30,889 Oh, my God. Actually, everyone loves the way that sounds, 42 00:02:30,964 --> 00:02:33,023 and then they ask me what I write. 43 00:02:33,099 --> 00:02:37,593 So far, it's been articles for my college paper and a few fashion blogs. 44 00:02:37,671 --> 00:02:41,573 But last month, I wrote a freelance piece on shoes for Her Stye. 45 00:02:41,641 --> 00:02:44,769 I got published in a national magazine. 46 00:02:46,780 --> 00:02:50,409 Okay, so it's barely a national magazine, but it's a stepping stone 47 00:02:50,484 --> 00:02:52,645 and they want another story. 48 00:02:55,822 --> 00:02:58,484 Those are nice flowers. Your birthday? 49 00:02:58,558 --> 00:03:01,823 No. The doorman sends them to me every Monday 50 00:03:01,895 --> 00:03:06,855 for four years now. Can you blame him? 51 00:03:06,933 --> 00:03:09,163 She gets flowers and I don't? 52 00:03:09,236 --> 00:03:13,764 So, you will be doing the interview of Alicia McCullen, the party planner. 53 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:16,468 U h, cool. You know, I was thinking after that 54 00:03:16,543 --> 00:03:19,512 that maybe I could do a story on statement coats, because... 55 00:03:19,579 --> 00:03:22,571 Just do the interview of the party planner. 56 00:03:23,984 --> 00:03:26,043 Yeah. Sure. 57 00:03:26,119 --> 00:03:30,954 So, what is this for again? ls it For Her magazine or something? 58 00:03:31,024 --> 00:03:32,616 It's actually Her Stye. 59 00:03:32,692 --> 00:03:34,387 Never heard of it. 60 00:03:34,461 --> 00:03:38,124 You will. After this story, I'm sure we'll double in circulation. 61 00:03:38,198 --> 00:03:40,063 Flattery will get you everywhere. 62 00:03:40,133 --> 00:03:42,795 Thank you. 63 00:03:42,869 --> 00:03:45,235 So, um, the story that I wanted to write 64 00:03:45,305 --> 00:03:47,739 is about fashion trends for the elite. 65 00:03:47,807 --> 00:03:49,274 Oh, well. 66 00:03:49,342 --> 00:03:51,310 Compliments of the house. 67 00:03:51,378 --> 00:03:52,811 You never forget, do you? 68 00:03:52,879 --> 00:03:54,471 No, ma'am. 69 00:03:54,548 --> 00:03:57,142 Do they just bring you champagne when you come here? 70 00:03:57,217 --> 00:03:59,412 My boyfriend Rodrigo took me here on our first date. 71 00:03:59,486 --> 00:04:01,078 He's friends with the owner 72 00:04:01,154 --> 00:04:03,987 and he explained to him that he wanted champagne sent to me 73 00:04:04,057 --> 00:04:06,617 every time I come here so that I would always think of him. 74 00:04:06,693 --> 00:04:09,321 That is so romantic. 75 00:04:09,396 --> 00:04:11,455 M m, I know. 76 00:04:11,531 --> 00:04:15,831 I've always dated rich, hot guys, but this one, 77 00:04:15,902 --> 00:04:17,802 he just leaves me breathless. 78 00:04:17,871 --> 00:04:20,601 I think the most romantic thing he's ever done is he, uh, 79 00:04:20,674 --> 00:04:23,802 mid-match at Wimbledon, he blew me a kiss. 80 00:04:23,877 --> 00:04:26,937 Are you speaking of Rodrigo Navarro, 81 00:04:27,013 --> 00:04:29,675 like, the tennis champion? 82 00:04:29,749 --> 00:04:33,185 That's my boyfriend. I know. 83 00:04:33,253 --> 00:04:35,187 I know I should be happy for her. 84 00:04:35,255 --> 00:04:38,520 I mean, just because I can't find my magic man doesn't mean that... 85 00:04:43,997 --> 00:04:46,329 You have got to be kidding me. 86 00:04:50,937 --> 00:04:52,928 My beautiful angel Alicia. 87 00:04:54,608 --> 00:04:56,166 I've been thinking of you all day. 88 00:04:56,242 --> 00:04:59,143 How would you like to head down to St. Barts this weekend? 89 00:05:03,383 --> 00:05:05,510 I'd love to. 90 00:05:06,987 --> 00:05:08,852 Okay, can you stop torturing me? 91 00:05:11,625 --> 00:05:14,685 Did I say that out loud? I'm sorry. 92 00:05:21,401 --> 00:05:23,699 Okay, that's good. All right, guys, I want you 93 00:05:23,770 --> 00:05:26,898 to, like, lay back in a warm embrace. Good. 94 00:05:26,973 --> 00:05:31,467 This shot, it needs to be sexy but not sexual. 95 00:05:31,544 --> 00:05:34,707 And it needs to say " I love you" but not " I'm in love with you." 96 00:05:34,781 --> 00:05:38,581 And I want you to be happy. Not overjoyed. 97 00:05:38,652 --> 00:05:40,142 Okay. 98 00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:42,950 U m, wait. Okay, take five, guys. 99 00:05:43,023 --> 00:05:46,720 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You yelled at her in the middle of a restaurant? 100 00:05:46,793 --> 00:05:49,159 It was not the middle of the restaurant, okay? 101 00:05:49,229 --> 00:05:51,288 It was towards the back, facing a window, 102 00:05:51,364 --> 00:05:53,298 and second of all, I didn't yell at her. 103 00:05:53,366 --> 00:05:56,494 It was... It was more of a blurt. 104 00:05:56,569 --> 00:05:58,662 I-I blurted at her. 105 00:05:58,738 --> 00:06:01,707 I couldn't help it. She was being serenaded 106 00:06:01,775 --> 00:06:04,505 by her famous tennis-star boyfr... 107 00:06:04,577 --> 00:06:06,943 Her gorgeous, famous, tennis-star boyfriend 108 00:06:07,013 --> 00:06:11,211 who has a foreign accent, and whisks her away to exotic places, 109 00:06:11,284 --> 00:06:14,720 and has passion and has the cutest little dimples you have ever seen. 110 00:06:14,788 --> 00:06:16,619 I have to add that onto my checklist. 111 00:06:16,690 --> 00:06:18,385 Lane. Stop it. 112 00:06:18,458 --> 00:06:21,188 She has Rodrigo, and what do I have? 113 00:06:21,261 --> 00:06:23,195 You have a pitch meeting tomorrow. 114 00:06:23,263 --> 00:06:26,721 At a little magazine called, um, Cosmo. 115 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,166 What? Cosmo? The greatest... 116 00:06:29,235 --> 00:06:30,793 Magazine of all time? 117 00:06:30,870 --> 00:06:34,067 Oh, my God. Your friend called you back? Are you serious? 118 00:06:34,140 --> 00:06:35,539 I'm serious! 119 00:06:35,608 --> 00:06:39,374 Joanne, you're the greatest friend! Oh, my God! 120 00:06:39,446 --> 00:06:43,143 Hey! I just got a pitch meeting 121 00:06:43,216 --> 00:06:45,776 at Cosmo. Yeah. 122 00:06:57,297 --> 00:06:59,390 So, this is what heaven looks like. 123 00:06:59,466 --> 00:07:02,026 It's a beautiful building, isn't it? 124 00:07:03,603 --> 00:07:05,298 I love this crosswalk. 125 00:07:05,371 --> 00:07:08,033 It's taking me towards my future, towards my dreams, 126 00:07:08,108 --> 00:07:11,976 towards the Cosmo editor who is not only going to buy one of my stories, 127 00:07:12,045 --> 00:07:14,343 but she's gonna be blown away by... 128 00:07:14,414 --> 00:07:16,177 Whoa. Are you all right? 129 00:07:20,386 --> 00:07:22,047 All right, just the legs. 130 00:07:22,122 --> 00:07:24,147 Turn left. Let's get the side. 131 00:07:24,224 --> 00:07:27,819 I'm pitching a story to Kate at Cosmo. 132 00:07:27,894 --> 00:07:30,920 Really? 133 00:07:30,997 --> 00:07:33,158 Hi, I'm Kate White. You must be Lane. 134 00:07:33,233 --> 00:07:34,530 Yeah. 135 00:07:34,601 --> 00:07:36,796 Very nice to meet you. Won't you follow me? 136 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:39,566 Okay. 137 00:07:39,639 --> 00:07:43,006 How about wearing boyfriend jeans when you don't have a boyfriend? 138 00:07:43,076 --> 00:07:45,169 I mean, fabulous or faux pas? 139 00:07:46,746 --> 00:07:49,738 Well, thank you so much for coming in, Lane. 140 00:07:49,816 --> 00:07:53,081 How about a story on statement coats? I think this season... 141 00:07:53,153 --> 00:07:55,018 I'm so sorry, Lane. 142 00:07:55,088 --> 00:07:58,251 I liked your piece for For Her magazine and I love your enthusiasm, 143 00:07:58,324 --> 00:08:02,158 but unfortunately at this time, we're gonna pass. 144 00:08:02,228 --> 00:08:04,753 What if I just write something for you on spec and... 145 00:08:04,831 --> 00:08:08,392 I'm so sorry, Lane. I wisHi could've helped you. 146 00:08:08,468 --> 00:08:11,528 Me, too. Well, I guess I'm gonna rush home 147 00:08:11,604 --> 00:08:15,005 and cuddle up to my imaginary boyfriend. 148 00:08:15,074 --> 00:08:18,373 You're preaching to the choir. I know that feeling all too well. 149 00:08:18,444 --> 00:08:21,470 I doubt that, but thanks for saying it anyway. 150 00:08:21,548 --> 00:08:24,517 U h, don't be so sure. 151 00:08:24,584 --> 00:08:27,519 I just got dumped via B BM. 152 00:08:27,587 --> 00:08:29,214 What? 153 00:08:29,289 --> 00:08:31,883 He didn't even have the decency to email me like the last guy. 154 00:08:31,958 --> 00:08:33,516 Were you into him? 155 00:08:33,593 --> 00:08:35,686 I mean, he was straight, he opened doors for me 156 00:08:35,762 --> 00:08:39,323 and didn't live with his mother. I haven't met anybody better since. 157 00:08:39,399 --> 00:08:41,890 My girlfriend and I were just talking about that. 158 00:08:41,968 --> 00:08:45,927 I mean, fashion is great, but there's no datable guys anywhere. 159 00:08:46,005 --> 00:08:49,406 I haven't even found a guy with two items on my checklist. 160 00:08:49,475 --> 00:08:52,911 I have a checklist, too. Each year I don't find the man of my dreams, 161 00:08:52,979 --> 00:08:54,970 I take another item off the list. 162 00:08:55,048 --> 00:08:58,609 Pretty soon, that list is gonna just be a blank piece of paper. 163 00:08:58,685 --> 00:09:02,951 And you can't cuddle up to a gift bag. I've tried. It's really uncomfortable. 164 00:09:03,022 --> 00:09:06,719 You know what? It's almost like all of the eligible guys in the city 165 00:09:06,793 --> 00:09:09,387 are hiding out in offices downtown or something. 166 00:09:09,462 --> 00:09:13,660 Business school would've been boring, but at least by now we would've had some guy... 167 00:09:13,733 --> 00:09:16,327 Wait. There's a story here. 168 00:09:16,402 --> 00:09:19,860 Joining the business world to find love. 169 00:09:19,939 --> 00:09:22,703 If you're gonna do this, you're gonna do this all the way. 170 00:09:22,775 --> 00:09:24,970 Oh, my God. Cosmo wants me. 171 00:09:25,044 --> 00:09:28,536 You're gonna switch careers, you're going into the world of business 172 00:09:28,615 --> 00:09:30,412 and you're gonna take your list with you. 173 00:09:30,483 --> 00:09:32,576 Switch careers, bring my list. 174 00:09:32,652 --> 00:09:34,950 Once you have a job undercover in the business world, 175 00:09:35,021 --> 00:09:37,455 you are gonna find a man that has every item on that list. 176 00:09:37,523 --> 00:09:38,922 The magic man. 177 00:09:38,992 --> 00:09:41,017 It's gonna be a great story. 178 00:09:41,094 --> 00:09:44,325 I'm undercover. I'll be like that girl who pretended to be Playboy bunny. 179 00:09:44,397 --> 00:09:46,558 You'll be like Woodward and Bernstein. 180 00:09:46,633 --> 00:09:48,328 Yes, yes! Or like that girl who... 181 00:09:48,401 --> 00:09:50,426 I'm taking a chance on you, Lane, 182 00:09:50,503 --> 00:09:53,802 so I don't want you saying yes unless you can really pull this off. 183 00:09:53,873 --> 00:09:57,309 You have to get a real business job and you have to date men in suits. 184 00:09:57,377 --> 00:09:59,072 Yeah, it'll be my new mantra. 185 00:09:59,145 --> 00:10:01,170 "Men in suits. Men in suits." 186 00:10:01,247 --> 00:10:02,680 Lane. 187 00:10:02,749 --> 00:10:04,182 Yeah. Sorry. 188 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:06,844 You can date no one else. 189 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,854 Nobody. 190 00:10:08,922 --> 00:10:11,015 Remember, this is Cosmo. 191 00:10:11,090 --> 00:10:12,819 I know. 192 00:10:16,896 --> 00:10:18,796 I know. 193 00:10:21,067 --> 00:10:24,230 This story is going to make Lane Daniels. 194 00:10:24,304 --> 00:10:26,568 I'll work at some huge investment bank, 195 00:10:26,639 --> 00:10:29,904 meet a gorgeous, suit-wearing guy and fall madly in love. 196 00:10:29,976 --> 00:10:34,037 I'm writing my first article for Cosmo. How did I get so lucky? 197 00:10:36,849 --> 00:10:38,441 Lane Daniels. 198 00:10:38,518 --> 00:10:41,112 Oh. Yes, that's me. 199 00:10:41,187 --> 00:10:43,553 You're Lane Daniels? 200 00:10:43,623 --> 00:10:45,250 Yeah. 201 00:10:45,325 --> 00:10:47,486 You have a very impressive resume. 202 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:52,156 I've never understood resumes. They're just a contest to see who can lie the most. 203 00:10:52,231 --> 00:10:54,290 Fluent in French, Spanish, German. 204 00:10:54,367 --> 00:10:57,131 Oui. Si. Ja. 205 00:10:57,203 --> 00:11:00,229 And you're proficient in Excel and Powerpoint. 206 00:11:00,306 --> 00:11:02,672 Basic business tools. Gotta love 'em. 207 00:11:02,742 --> 00:11:06,542 Oh, I just wanna kiss the guy who invented Google. I wonder if he wears a suit. 208 00:11:06,612 --> 00:11:09,137 Well, today's interview is for a support position 209 00:11:09,215 --> 00:11:12,912 in corporate strategic planning at Thompson Fulworth. 210 00:11:12,986 --> 00:11:17,582 Well, as long as it's a business-type job where the guys wear suits. 211 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,424 For a second, I thought you were serious. 212 00:11:23,496 --> 00:11:25,589 Girl, you had me going. 213 00:11:25,665 --> 00:11:29,567 Well, you know what they say, " Humor plus business makes for funny business." 214 00:11:29,635 --> 00:11:32,001 Girl, you funny. 215 00:11:32,071 --> 00:11:34,232 Tom Reinhart, Managing Director, 216 00:11:34,307 --> 00:11:36,332 meet Lane Daniels. 217 00:11:36,409 --> 00:11:38,434 N ice to meet you. Please, have a seat. 218 00:11:42,915 --> 00:11:45,042 - Is this recycled paper? - Yeah. 219 00:11:45,118 --> 00:11:50,647 Very nice. You are more than qualified. Have you worked in corporate strategic planning? 220 00:11:50,723 --> 00:11:53,317 Of course. I've worked in all three. 221 00:11:53,393 --> 00:11:55,759 Her sense of humor. You'll get used to it. 222 00:11:55,828 --> 00:11:57,693 I'm great witHinterviews. 223 00:11:57,764 --> 00:12:00,597 I do this for a living. I'm going to wow this guy 224 00:12:00,666 --> 00:12:02,861 with my knowledge of the business world. 225 00:12:02,935 --> 00:12:06,336 Or maybe just compliment him. And if I run into any trouble, 226 00:12:06,406 --> 00:12:08,374 I'll just start asking him questions. 227 00:12:08,441 --> 00:12:10,033 And have you used deal Reporter? 228 00:12:10,109 --> 00:12:13,078 Deal Reporter. 229 00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:15,979 The deal Reporter? It's a great question, Tom. 230 00:12:16,049 --> 00:12:19,450 It's such a managing director's question. 231 00:12:19,519 --> 00:12:21,214 That's a great tie. 232 00:12:21,287 --> 00:12:23,949 Now, did you always know you wanted to be in business? 233 00:12:24,023 --> 00:12:26,685 Oh, always. How about you? 234 00:12:26,759 --> 00:12:28,920 How about I what? 235 00:12:28,995 --> 00:12:31,395 Always wanted to go into business? 236 00:12:31,464 --> 00:12:33,227 Oh, of course. 237 00:12:33,299 --> 00:12:35,631 I love the way people look all dressed up. 238 00:12:35,701 --> 00:12:38,169 I think I'm beginning to get that sense of humor. 239 00:12:38,237 --> 00:12:40,034 I told you. 240 00:12:40,106 --> 00:12:44,304 I hope the salary works for you. We'll start you at 4 2. 241 00:12:44,377 --> 00:12:46,845 Forty-two thousand? 242 00:12:46,913 --> 00:12:48,403 Yeah, I can live with that. 243 00:12:48,481 --> 00:12:49,971 Like a queen. 244 00:12:50,049 --> 00:12:52,517 We have a deal. We'll see you Monday 30. 245 00:12:52,585 --> 00:12:54,052 I can't wait. 246 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,849 Thanks. She'll be great. 247 00:12:55,922 --> 00:12:58,083 Good seeing you, Tom. 248 00:12:58,157 --> 00:13:01,149 That was easy enough. Hey, thanks for hooking me up. 249 00:13:01,227 --> 00:13:04,526 U h-uh, not so fast. We still need to get you tested on the software. 250 00:13:06,632 --> 00:13:09,328 Click once to begin. Good luck. 251 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,908 So, this is what deal Reporter looks like. 252 00:13:16,976 --> 00:13:20,468 This is very bad. 253 00:13:20,546 --> 00:13:22,946 Hey. Hey, you've got to help me. 254 00:13:23,015 --> 00:13:24,949 I could get you free Laura Merceir samples. 255 00:13:25,017 --> 00:13:26,985 Can you please be quiet? 256 00:13:30,857 --> 00:13:34,691 Hey, you like these shoes? 'Cause I can tell you where to get them on sale. 257 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,523 I'm not gonna help you cheat. 258 00:13:36,596 --> 00:13:38,689 Oh, she's so helpful. 259 00:13:43,136 --> 00:13:45,969 Oh, that's not right. 260 00:13:49,242 --> 00:13:52,905 Oh, that's not right. Go back. Go back. 261 00:13:52,979 --> 00:13:55,038 God ! You stupid thing. Come on. 262 00:13:55,114 --> 00:13:56,479 Sh! 263 00:13:56,549 --> 00:13:58,540 Well, how do I go back? 264 00:13:58,618 --> 00:14:03,646 You can't. You either know this stuff or you don't. And my guess is you don't. 265 00:14:03,723 --> 00:14:06,157 Somebody has low blood sugar. 266 00:14:06,225 --> 00:14:08,284 Here, have some candy. 267 00:14:10,296 --> 00:14:11,820 I don't eat sugar. 268 00:14:11,898 --> 00:14:15,265 H m. 269 00:14:16,836 --> 00:14:19,202 I can't fail this test. 270 00:14:44,664 --> 00:14:45,961 Ooh. 271 00:14:59,445 --> 00:15:01,208 Oh. 272 00:15:04,183 --> 00:15:06,151 Oops. 273 00:15:08,221 --> 00:15:11,679 It's too bad about those lights. I was nailing that test. 274 00:15:11,757 --> 00:15:14,317 How about you? 275 00:15:14,393 --> 00:15:16,861 We don't have time to retest you before Monday, 276 00:15:16,929 --> 00:15:20,797 but you swear that you trained in all the financial software we talked about? 277 00:15:20,866 --> 00:15:23,266 Oh, deal Reporter is my middle name. 278 00:15:23,336 --> 00:15:25,736 All right. 279 00:15:25,805 --> 00:15:28,330 YeaHi 280 00:15:28,407 --> 00:15:30,773 Thank you guys so much. 281 00:15:30,843 --> 00:15:33,744 I gotta say I'm so nervous about tomorrow. 282 00:15:33,813 --> 00:15:37,214 I'm walking into a job at an investment company. Me. 283 00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:39,581 I don't know the first thing about investing. 284 00:15:39,652 --> 00:15:42,314 Sure you do. You know fashion, right? 285 00:15:42,388 --> 00:15:43,980 Yeah, but what does that have to do... 286 00:15:44,056 --> 00:15:46,820 You know how the spring collection is introduced in the fall 287 00:15:46,892 --> 00:15:50,089 and the best designers know what is gonna sell months ahead of time? 288 00:15:50,162 --> 00:15:52,722 Yeah. I mean, I've been tracking those trends for years. 289 00:15:52,798 --> 00:15:55,699 Exactly. So, you just replace the shoes and dresses 290 00:15:55,768 --> 00:16:00,330 with stocks and companies and it's all about predicting trends, what people wanna buy. 291 00:16:00,406 --> 00:16:02,067 Whoa. That's impressive. 292 00:16:02,141 --> 00:16:05,338 That is selfish, actually, because I figure the more I help you, 293 00:16:05,411 --> 00:16:07,777 the sooner you become a big writer for Cosmo, 294 00:16:07,847 --> 00:16:11,146 the more assignments I get. Let's not forget. All about me. 295 00:16:11,217 --> 00:16:12,809 But I want it to be all about me. 296 00:16:12,885 --> 00:16:15,410 Wait a minute. I thought it was all about me. 297 00:16:15,488 --> 00:16:19,083 M m, you're right. lt is, because we got you 298 00:16:19,158 --> 00:16:21,183 a present for your first day. 299 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:22,659 Get outta here. 300 00:16:22,728 --> 00:16:24,696 We were gonna get you a gorgeous C E O, 301 00:16:24,764 --> 00:16:28,666 but most of them are either in jail or getting government bailouts, so. 302 00:16:28,734 --> 00:16:32,135 If you're going to play the part, you need to look the part. 303 00:16:32,204 --> 00:16:37,005 This is amazing. Are you serious? Thank you so much. 304 00:16:37,076 --> 00:16:38,805 To our future C E O. 305 00:16:38,878 --> 00:16:40,709 To our future C E O. 306 00:16:49,555 --> 00:16:52,422 All right, Lane. This is your moment. 307 00:16:54,026 --> 00:16:55,254 Seize it. 308 00:17:07,373 --> 00:17:09,705 Oh, my God. 309 00:17:10,609 --> 00:17:13,544 So many men. 310 00:17:13,612 --> 00:17:15,739 And I get my pick. 311 00:17:15,815 --> 00:17:18,113 Men with ties. Men without ties. 312 00:17:18,184 --> 00:17:21,745 Men with ties tossed over their shoulders. Tall men. Short men. 313 00:17:21,821 --> 00:17:26,019 Men with glasses. Men without glasses. Men standing, sitting, walking, running, 314 00:17:26,092 --> 00:17:29,118 bending over to pick things up. Blind men. Strong men. 315 00:17:29,195 --> 00:17:31,595 Gorgeous men. Two-piece. Three-piece. 316 00:17:31,664 --> 00:17:34,132 ls there a four-piece? Who cares? 317 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,067 So many men in suits! 318 00:17:37,136 --> 00:17:40,936 I just got hired by Cosmo, the world's greatest magazine, 319 00:17:41,006 --> 00:17:44,567 to go undercover and date hot men in suits. 320 00:17:44,643 --> 00:17:47,009 Does it get any better than this? 321 00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:01,654 How's it going? 322 00:18:01,727 --> 00:18:04,924 I never understood the phrase "kid in a candy store" until today. 323 00:18:04,997 --> 00:18:06,328 Lots of men in suits? 324 00:18:06,399 --> 00:18:08,993 Joanne, thank you so much for setting this up. 325 00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:12,936 Hey, I just made a couple of calls. You're the one who has to write the article. 326 00:18:13,005 --> 00:18:16,270 You know, the business world looks a lot like heaven to me. 327 00:18:16,342 --> 00:18:18,139 Heaven in a tie. 328 00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:18,972 Yum. 329 00:18:19,044 --> 00:18:20,170 Miss Daniels. 330 00:18:20,246 --> 00:18:22,009 I'll call you in five. 331 00:18:22,081 --> 00:18:24,515 Ah. Time is money. 332 00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:26,050 Hi, I'm Lane. 333 00:18:26,118 --> 00:18:28,609 Hi, John. I'm part of the team. You, me and Tom. 334 00:18:28,687 --> 00:18:30,678 Oh. I'm a part of a team? 335 00:18:30,756 --> 00:18:32,849 Yeah, like in junior high. Basketball. 336 00:18:32,925 --> 00:18:36,417 Except I was kicked off the team. 337 00:18:36,495 --> 00:18:41,831 Anyway, uh, so you're gonna be handling Tom's travel, calendar, expenses. 338 00:18:41,901 --> 00:18:45,598 I'm part of a team. I hope the uniforms are cute. 339 00:18:45,671 --> 00:18:49,129 Paperwork and, uh, profit research and everything. 340 00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:50,971 Come on, let's, uh, go get your I . D. 341 00:18:51,043 --> 00:18:52,806 Great. 342 00:18:57,516 --> 00:19:00,178 If you like that I . D. , you're gonna love the cubicle. 343 00:19:00,252 --> 00:19:02,777 Oh. I get my own cubicle? 344 00:19:02,855 --> 00:19:05,517 First thing in the morning. Just give them to Jack. 345 00:19:05,591 --> 00:19:07,786 Hey, Tom. Hey, how's it going? 346 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,054 Fine. How are you? 347 00:19:09,128 --> 00:19:11,028 Great. Everything's great. 348 00:19:11,096 --> 00:19:12,961 You look nice. 349 00:19:13,032 --> 00:19:15,330 Thanks. So do you. 350 00:19:15,401 --> 00:19:17,699 Do I recognize that shirt from the interview? 351 00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:20,568 U h, no, you recognize its brother or sister. 352 00:19:20,639 --> 00:19:24,370 It's the same shirt but not the exact same. You see, I have a number of these, 353 00:19:24,443 --> 00:19:26,604 the same but not the same same. 354 00:19:26,679 --> 00:19:28,704 Got it. Different shirt. 355 00:19:28,781 --> 00:19:31,215 Well, it's nice. I can see why you bought two of them. 356 00:19:31,283 --> 00:19:34,116 Actually, I bought six. One for each day of the week and... 357 00:19:34,186 --> 00:19:37,383 And a spare for laundry day. It's a great idea. 358 00:19:37,456 --> 00:19:39,651 Let's start the tour. 359 00:19:39,725 --> 00:19:44,094 The department downstairs makes models that study economic trends. They forecast... 360 00:19:44,163 --> 00:19:47,963 What people are gonna buy? Like fashion designers. 361 00:19:48,033 --> 00:19:49,830 Yeah, I guess it is. 362 00:19:49,902 --> 00:19:51,836 A really great idea. 363 00:19:51,904 --> 00:19:55,305 They're a pretty good department. Sometimes when we have concerns after a merger 364 00:19:55,374 --> 00:19:57,774 or a major consolidation, these guys make sure 365 00:19:57,843 --> 00:20:00,937 that the company has a really easy transition in the next phase. 366 00:20:01,013 --> 00:20:03,208 The past couple years have been a little crazy. 367 00:20:03,282 --> 00:20:06,251 I've always found it boring when guys talk about business, 368 00:20:06,318 --> 00:20:08,548 but Tom makes it kind of interesting. 369 00:20:08,621 --> 00:20:13,024 Six shirts all the same. Weird. 370 00:20:13,092 --> 00:20:15,287 And this department manages our hedge funds. 371 00:20:15,361 --> 00:20:19,263 I nod a lot and act impressed as I survey the men-in-suits situation. 372 00:20:19,331 --> 00:20:21,492 As unbelievable as it sounds, 373 00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:24,798 the majority of guys here are single. 374 00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:28,966 No photos of families or crayon drawings from their kids. 375 00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:30,838 And as if it couldn't get any better, 376 00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:33,970 the few women here, they're not even trying. 377 00:20:34,046 --> 00:20:35,673 So, what do you think? 378 00:20:35,748 --> 00:20:37,682 There are so many men. 379 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:41,049 That's what they all say. But after a while, you hardly notice. 380 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,088 This is your desk. 381 00:20:43,155 --> 00:20:45,419 Oh ! I love it! 382 00:20:45,491 --> 00:20:48,324 Okay. Well, happy birthday. 383 00:20:48,394 --> 00:20:50,419 Oh, this chair is perfect. 384 00:20:50,496 --> 00:20:53,329 My own cubicle. It's paradise. 385 00:20:53,399 --> 00:20:57,062 Okay, well, enjoy your chair. I will be in my office which is right over here. 386 00:20:57,136 --> 00:20:59,297 Sure. 387 00:20:59,371 --> 00:21:01,271 Why doesn't my chair spin? 388 00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:04,138 Does your chair spin? 389 00:21:04,209 --> 00:21:05,233 Yeah. 390 00:21:05,311 --> 00:21:06,335 Yes? 391 00:21:06,412 --> 00:21:07,310 Yep. 392 00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:12,312 Still going well? 393 00:21:12,384 --> 00:21:15,717 Yes. I have a swanky new cubicle, Joanne. 394 00:21:15,788 --> 00:21:19,155 I'm on my work phone being all business. 395 00:21:19,224 --> 00:21:21,954 I'm like Anne Hathaway in The Devil Wears Prada. 396 00:21:22,027 --> 00:21:25,394 I hope my boss isn't evil. But now all I have to do... 397 00:21:28,901 --> 00:21:31,893 ls to collate and distribute the documents 398 00:21:31,971 --> 00:21:34,496 and I'll check back in with you. 399 00:21:34,573 --> 00:21:35,835 Here you go. 400 00:21:35,908 --> 00:21:39,435 Thompson and Fulworth has secret handshakes? 401 00:21:39,511 --> 00:21:41,172 No, they're hand signals. 402 00:21:41,246 --> 00:21:43,840 Our traders use them on the floor but I adapted them. 403 00:21:43,916 --> 00:21:48,012 You and I can gesture without having to worry about noise or using another line. 404 00:21:48,087 --> 00:21:51,215 It's more efficient. Like, conference call, I'm leaving the office, 405 00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:52,723 I'll return the call later. 406 00:21:52,791 --> 00:21:55,555 And that means okay. 407 00:21:55,628 --> 00:21:57,289 I'll learn these right away. 408 00:21:57,363 --> 00:21:59,797 Okay, this is a list of frequent callers. 409 00:21:59,865 --> 00:22:02,356 This group, apologize, I'm in a meeting. 410 00:22:02,434 --> 00:22:06,598 This group, put them into the queue. And these two, you put them through right away. 411 00:22:06,672 --> 00:22:09,869 It's the C E O and my mom. 412 00:22:11,176 --> 00:22:13,167 That means I'm on it. 413 00:22:21,353 --> 00:22:22,650 Oh, my God. 414 00:22:22,721 --> 00:22:24,086 What? 415 00:22:24,156 --> 00:22:26,317 More men. 416 00:22:28,627 --> 00:22:30,390 What's good here? 417 00:22:30,462 --> 00:22:33,863 I'm not really the guy to ask. I get the same thing every day. 418 00:22:33,932 --> 00:22:35,866 Every day? What is it? 419 00:22:35,934 --> 00:22:40,166 Chicken breast with walnuts and plain yogurt. This meal boosts neurotransmitters, 420 00:22:40,239 --> 00:22:44,835 balances omega acids and I don't have to waste time deciding what I want to eat. 421 00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:47,435 Well, how does it taste? 422 00:22:47,513 --> 00:22:49,447 Let me guess. Efficient. 423 00:22:49,515 --> 00:22:51,915 All right, smart ass. Tour's over. 424 00:22:51,984 --> 00:22:53,417 Where are you going? 425 00:22:53,485 --> 00:22:55,385 Back to my office. I always eat up there... 426 00:22:55,454 --> 00:22:57,649 It's a more efficient use of your time? 427 00:22:57,723 --> 00:23:00,021 You catch on quick. 428 00:23:05,664 --> 00:23:07,529 Okay. 429 00:23:11,904 --> 00:23:15,396 No. No, no! 430 00:23:16,608 --> 00:23:19,736 Oh, God, you stupid... Come on. 431 00:23:19,812 --> 00:23:23,077 Don't you know what you're supposed to do when the copier breaks? 432 00:23:25,050 --> 00:23:27,814 What's that? 433 00:23:27,886 --> 00:23:29,945 Run away. 434 00:23:30,022 --> 00:23:34,118 I'm serious. Otherwise everyone will know you're the loser who couldn't fix the copier. 435 00:23:34,193 --> 00:23:37,720 Right. And who's the loser who currently holds that position here? 436 00:23:37,796 --> 00:23:40,788 Danny Gold in Accounting. Three months running. 437 00:23:40,866 --> 00:23:44,324 But, since you're new, I'll help you. 438 00:23:44,403 --> 00:23:46,928 Step aside. 439 00:23:47,005 --> 00:23:48,996 For the record though, I was never here. 440 00:23:49,074 --> 00:23:52,100 We never met and I have no idea how to use this thing. 441 00:23:52,177 --> 00:23:54,543 Got it. I'm Lane, by the way. 442 00:23:54,613 --> 00:23:57,309 Hey, Lane. I'm Seth. 443 00:23:57,382 --> 00:24:00,317 I normally don't like guys who know they're cute, 444 00:24:00,385 --> 00:24:03,684 but Seth's really cute. 445 00:24:05,991 --> 00:24:07,549 This never happened. 446 00:24:07,626 --> 00:24:11,357 I saw nothing. Yum's the word. 447 00:24:11,430 --> 00:24:15,457 Mum's the word. Oh, God. Stupid. 448 00:24:18,003 --> 00:24:19,470 Good morning. 449 00:24:23,342 --> 00:24:26,436 This place is crawling with potential magic men. 450 00:24:28,447 --> 00:24:31,939 Once they start asking me out, I can write this article in a week. 451 00:24:43,061 --> 00:24:45,655 Lane, what's this? 452 00:24:45,731 --> 00:24:48,393 A diagram. An office diagram 453 00:24:48,467 --> 00:24:51,868 to show the key employees, so I can better serve you. 454 00:24:51,937 --> 00:24:54,201 Well, you're just full of surprises, aren't you? 455 00:24:54,273 --> 00:24:58,676 I double-checked your 00 p. m. reservation. ls Whitney a client? 456 00:24:58,744 --> 00:25:02,180 No, she's my girlfriend. It's Monday night. It's date night. 457 00:25:02,247 --> 00:25:06,411 Hey, Whitney, come here. I want you to meet my new assistant, Lane. 458 00:25:06,485 --> 00:25:08,578 Eekl Draggy nails! 459 00:25:08,654 --> 00:25:09,848 Pleasure. 460 00:25:09,922 --> 00:25:11,150 Ugh, bird grab. 461 00:25:11,223 --> 00:25:14,056 Charmed. 462 00:25:14,126 --> 00:25:16,458 Tom, I'm starving. Can we please go now? 463 00:25:16,528 --> 00:25:19,588 Okay, hon. Well, I'll see you in the morning. 464 00:25:19,665 --> 00:25:20,893 Okay. 465 00:25:20,966 --> 00:25:22,160 Night, John. 466 00:25:22,234 --> 00:25:24,429 Hi, John. 467 00:25:24,503 --> 00:25:26,528 Weird handshake, huh? 468 00:25:26,605 --> 00:25:28,869 Did it feel like a predatory bird? 469 00:25:28,941 --> 00:25:31,239 Can't decide if I like it or not. 470 00:25:32,544 --> 00:25:34,876 Lane, right? Hi, I'm Eddie. 471 00:25:34,947 --> 00:25:37,745 Welcome to Thompson and Fulworth. 472 00:25:37,816 --> 00:25:40,614 I was wondering if you could grab a drink with me tomorrow night? 473 00:25:40,686 --> 00:25:42,984 I would love to. 474 00:25:43,055 --> 00:25:46,786 They're drawn to me like moths to a flame. 475 00:25:46,859 --> 00:25:50,420 I'm the best undercover journalist in the history of the world. 476 00:26:01,106 --> 00:26:03,267 Hey, go already. It's your turn. 477 00:26:03,342 --> 00:26:04,832 I'm thinking. I'm thinking. 478 00:26:04,910 --> 00:26:06,775 Are you thinking or fantasizing? 479 00:26:08,447 --> 00:26:12,383 Okay, Okay. Do you have one phenomenally tanned six-pack? 480 00:26:12,451 --> 00:26:14,612 I do have one phenomenally tanned six-pack. 481 00:26:14,686 --> 00:26:18,087 Yes! How about super hot guy in a towel? 482 00:26:18,156 --> 00:26:20,647 Go fish. 483 00:26:20,726 --> 00:26:23,991 Okay, do you have a perfectly shaped butt? 484 00:26:24,062 --> 00:26:26,087 You know I do. 485 00:26:26,164 --> 00:26:27,825 I n your hand. 486 00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:30,425 Oh, I have that, too. Okay, okay, it's my turn. 487 00:26:30,502 --> 00:26:33,938 Do you have one rocking set of abs? 488 00:26:34,006 --> 00:26:36,736 I do. 489 00:26:36,808 --> 00:26:39,333 Oh, lan. Now, that's a six-pack I'd like to forget. 490 00:26:39,411 --> 00:26:41,106 You know who that is? 491 00:26:41,179 --> 00:26:42,737 You can't even see his face. 492 00:26:42,814 --> 00:26:44,645 Don't need to. I remember that body. 493 00:26:44,716 --> 00:26:47,685 Joanne, you work with these hot guys every day all day. 494 00:26:47,753 --> 00:26:49,516 How do I get your job? 495 00:26:49,588 --> 00:26:53,422 I don't know how M r. Six-pack would fare on the checklist. 496 00:26:53,492 --> 00:26:56,222 She has that checklist to help her find her soul mate. 497 00:26:56,295 --> 00:26:57,990 Where did this list come from? 498 00:26:58,063 --> 00:27:00,531 Every romantic comedy Lane's ever watched. 499 00:27:00,599 --> 00:27:02,430 That's not true. 500 00:27:02,501 --> 00:27:04,628 Okay, it's mostly true. 501 00:27:04,703 --> 00:27:07,069 I just want to find my magic man. 502 00:27:07,139 --> 00:27:10,370 Magic man. She thinks that a guy is gonna solve everything. 503 00:27:10,442 --> 00:27:13,843 I don't think it's gonna solve everything. I just wanna meet a guy 504 00:27:13,912 --> 00:27:16,676 that, you know, I'm happy to wake up to every morning 505 00:27:16,748 --> 00:27:19,080 and that makes time drift away. 506 00:27:19,151 --> 00:27:20,880 I want all of those things. 507 00:27:20,953 --> 00:27:25,822 And if he happens to have a perfect set of abs, I'll take that, too. 508 00:27:25,891 --> 00:27:27,620 I don't blame you. 509 00:27:27,693 --> 00:27:30,161 Order one for me. 510 00:27:30,228 --> 00:27:31,661 To butts and abs. 511 00:27:31,730 --> 00:27:33,322 To butts and abs. 512 00:27:42,474 --> 00:27:43,941 Welcome to day two, Ab Fab. 513 00:27:44,009 --> 00:27:45,738 Ab Fab? 514 00:27:45,811 --> 00:27:49,303 Yeah, I was just trying out a new nickname for you. You like fashion. 515 00:27:49,381 --> 00:27:51,212 That's a show about fashion, right? 516 00:27:51,283 --> 00:27:54,116 That is so much better than my college nickname, "Lame." 517 00:27:54,186 --> 00:27:55,881 You ever had a nickname? 518 00:27:55,954 --> 00:27:57,888 Nope. 519 00:28:14,339 --> 00:28:16,330 Lane! Pay attention. 520 00:28:16,408 --> 00:28:18,000 I am. 521 00:28:18,076 --> 00:28:19,202 To me. 522 00:28:19,277 --> 00:28:21,905 Gotcha. 523 00:28:32,791 --> 00:28:35,259 No, that means return the call. 524 00:28:35,327 --> 00:28:37,557 I know. I know. I knew that. 525 00:28:41,466 --> 00:28:43,661 Working in big business can be stressful, 526 00:28:43,735 --> 00:28:45,965 but I'm gonna get the hang of it. 527 00:29:08,827 --> 00:29:11,022 Life at the investment bank is fun. 528 00:29:11,096 --> 00:29:14,031 I get to make my cubicle beautiful and creative. 529 00:29:15,634 --> 00:29:18,831 And I get to date a bunch. 530 00:29:20,472 --> 00:29:22,633 These guys actually have items on my checklist. 531 00:29:22,707 --> 00:29:25,904 So far, just two or three items each, 532 00:29:25,977 --> 00:29:28,878 but that's two or three more than in the fashion world. 533 00:29:36,421 --> 00:29:38,616 My magic man is out there. 534 00:29:38,690 --> 00:29:40,783 I can feel it. 535 00:29:50,602 --> 00:29:53,628 You've already found eight guys who could be the one? 536 00:29:53,705 --> 00:29:56,640 I know. Put a man in a suit and things happen. 537 00:29:56,708 --> 00:29:59,939 H m, I guess we can safely cross the junior analyst off the list. 538 00:30:00,011 --> 00:30:04,641 What about that guy Seth? The one who fixed the copier. Get him to ask you out. 539 00:30:04,716 --> 00:30:09,119 My editor is so cool. She's forcing me to flirt with Seth. 540 00:30:09,187 --> 00:30:11,212 Could life get any better? 541 00:30:11,289 --> 00:30:12,722 Hey. 542 00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:14,486 Hey. 543 00:30:16,528 --> 00:30:19,725 Get Seth to ask me out? Watch me work. 544 00:30:19,798 --> 00:30:21,163 How are you? 545 00:30:21,233 --> 00:30:22,757 I'm good. How are you? 546 00:30:22,834 --> 00:30:26,395 What is wrong with this guy? Take the bait. 547 00:30:26,471 --> 00:30:27,995 Lane. 548 00:30:28,073 --> 00:30:29,540 And here we go. 549 00:30:29,608 --> 00:30:31,974 You're not here to ask me about the copier, are you? 550 00:30:32,043 --> 00:30:34,477 I don't know anything about copiers, remember? 551 00:30:34,546 --> 00:30:38,505 Yeah. No, I'm not here to ask you about the copier. 552 00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:41,518 I bet he's a great kisser. Sometimes you just know. 553 00:30:41,586 --> 00:30:43,520 Are you not getting your mail? 554 00:30:43,588 --> 00:30:46,455 'Cause either that new mail guy is the laziest ever or... 555 00:30:46,525 --> 00:30:49,653 No, my mail is fine. Mail's all good. 556 00:30:49,728 --> 00:30:51,559 Oh, good. 557 00:30:57,435 --> 00:30:59,335 Hey, Lane. 558 00:30:59,404 --> 00:31:02,396 I was wondering if you'd like to get a drink sometime. 559 00:31:02,474 --> 00:31:04,533 I thought you'd never ask. 560 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:18,619 How is the article going? Have you started writing? 561 00:31:18,690 --> 00:31:22,558 M m, I'm still in the research phase. But I have a date with Seth this Thursday. 562 00:31:22,627 --> 00:31:25,562 I know. I feel like he's gonna do really well on my checklist. 563 00:31:25,630 --> 00:31:27,222 Good, 'cause you said he has fashion sense, right? 564 00:31:27,299 --> 00:31:28,926 He does. 565 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,230 ls he spontaneous? Does he take exotic trips on a whim? 566 00:31:31,303 --> 00:31:32,770 M m, I don't know, yet. 567 00:31:32,837 --> 00:31:34,862 Does he put passion above common sense? 568 00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:36,771 Witty statements on the tip of his tongue? 569 00:31:36,841 --> 00:31:38,399 Sort of, yeah. 570 00:31:38,476 --> 00:31:40,103 Sexy accent? 571 00:31:40,178 --> 00:31:43,477 That would be a no. But he is fearless in the face of danger. 572 00:31:43,548 --> 00:31:45,140 What happened? 573 00:31:45,217 --> 00:31:48,015 He saved me from the copier. lt was getting out of control. 574 00:31:48,086 --> 00:31:50,054 The thing was like eating my... 575 00:31:50,121 --> 00:31:51,918 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 576 00:31:51,990 --> 00:31:54,652 No, it's all right. It's all right. 577 00:31:56,861 --> 00:31:59,125 Do you have the time? 578 00:31:59,197 --> 00:32:01,222 Beautiful and a sexy accent. 579 00:32:01,299 --> 00:32:03,665 Wait, what did he just ask me? Oh, the time. 580 00:32:03,735 --> 00:32:06,329 U m, yes, it's 6:4 2. 581 00:32:06,404 --> 00:32:09,134 Great, then I have just enough time 582 00:32:09,207 --> 00:32:13,109 to let you spill one more drink on me before my dinner meeting. What'll it be? 583 00:32:13,178 --> 00:32:15,339 I mean, shouldn't I be the one buying you a drink? 584 00:32:15,413 --> 00:32:18,075 No, I'm rather enjoying things in the current state. 585 00:32:18,149 --> 00:32:21,346 You feel guilty for making me look as thougHi've wet myself, 586 00:32:21,419 --> 00:32:24,479 and you've no choice but to sit here with me till I finish my drink. 587 00:32:24,556 --> 00:32:26,421 It's the only polite thing to do. 588 00:32:28,493 --> 00:32:32,020 Polite or infatuated? You decide. 589 00:32:32,097 --> 00:32:36,864 Okay, when you put it like that, I will have another pomegranate martini. 590 00:32:36,935 --> 00:32:38,527 Two. 591 00:32:38,603 --> 00:32:42,130 So, do you ladies spill your drinks on innocent men for fun 592 00:32:42,207 --> 00:32:45,005 or is it a professional sort of thing? 593 00:32:45,076 --> 00:32:47,135 No. Actually, um, I'm a writer. 594 00:32:47,212 --> 00:32:49,578 Undercover, trying to find the love of my life. 595 00:32:49,648 --> 00:32:52,708 Named Lane. My name is Lane. And this... 596 00:32:52,784 --> 00:32:54,513 What if he likes her more than me? 597 00:32:54,586 --> 00:32:56,417 ls my friend who has a boyfriend. 598 00:32:56,488 --> 00:32:58,718 Creep. I'm such a sixth grader. 599 00:32:58,790 --> 00:33:02,624 Who has a boyfriend? I've never heard that name before. 600 00:33:02,694 --> 00:33:06,687 Oh, yeah, it's been in my family for generations, but friends call me Joanne. 601 00:33:06,765 --> 00:33:08,926 Liam. 602 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,059 Liam, are you in finance? 603 00:33:11,136 --> 00:33:15,539 Oh, no, no, thank God. No, I used to be a guitarist, but now... 604 00:33:15,607 --> 00:33:17,905 Seriously? What band? 605 00:33:17,976 --> 00:33:22,276 No, those days are long gone. Now I sit on the other side of the glass. 606 00:33:22,347 --> 00:33:24,611 Lane, I'm not leaving this seat 607 00:33:24,683 --> 00:33:27,652 until you agree to have dinner with me next Thursday night. 608 00:33:27,719 --> 00:33:29,710 Dinner? Oh. 609 00:33:29,788 --> 00:33:32,757 I love you. 610 00:33:32,824 --> 00:33:37,818 I mean, I'd love to. I-I can't wait. Yes. 611 00:33:37,896 --> 00:33:39,830 Well, that's great. if I could just... 612 00:33:39,898 --> 00:33:41,388 Here's her number. 613 00:33:43,668 --> 00:33:45,533 A pleasure. 614 00:33:45,603 --> 00:33:47,400 Cheers. 615 00:33:49,007 --> 00:33:51,840 Okay, I'm really sorry about the whole boyfriend thing. 616 00:33:51,910 --> 00:33:56,540 I would have done the exact same thing. I thought you had to date a guy in a suit. 617 00:33:56,614 --> 00:33:58,479 Liam. 618 00:33:59,317 --> 00:34:03,583 Some of the lessons I'm learning for my article are more obvious than others. 619 00:34:03,655 --> 00:34:08,490 Like it is impossible to imagine wearing sexy lingerie for an accountant. 620 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,619 As long as you itemize your deductions... 621 00:34:10,695 --> 00:34:13,425 Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex? 622 00:34:15,233 --> 00:34:19,636 Well, one time in college. I did it on the living room carpet. 623 00:34:19,704 --> 00:34:21,672 Oh. 624 00:34:27,712 --> 00:34:31,113 You know what? You are way too sexual for me. 625 00:34:31,182 --> 00:34:36,381 Oh, excuse me. Hey, can I ask you for a favor? 626 00:34:46,598 --> 00:34:48,429 Lane. 627 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:51,060 Tom. How do you like what I've done with the place? 628 00:34:51,136 --> 00:34:52,660 Oh, it's quite festive. 629 00:34:52,737 --> 00:34:54,500 I'm glad you like it. 630 00:34:54,572 --> 00:34:57,735 The beads block the sight line from my office to the rest of the floor. 631 00:34:57,809 --> 00:35:00,437 You know, they are made from recycled glass. 632 00:35:00,512 --> 00:35:04,073 I mean, I know I'm no sandals-wearing, guitar playing, tree hugger... 633 00:35:04,149 --> 00:35:06,083 I am. 634 00:35:06,151 --> 00:35:07,709 You are? 635 00:35:07,786 --> 00:35:10,846 Yeah. I mean, we wear shoes here and I play the harmonica. 636 00:35:10,922 --> 00:35:12,685 Hold on. You play the harmonica? 637 00:35:12,757 --> 00:35:15,021 I did. Strictly summer camp thing. 638 00:35:15,093 --> 00:35:18,028 So, to be more accurate, I guess I am a shoe-wearing, 639 00:35:18,096 --> 00:35:19,961 ex-harmonica-playing tree hugger. 640 00:35:20,031 --> 00:35:22,829 I mean, I'm not M r. save-the-fuzzy bunnies or anything. 641 00:35:22,901 --> 00:35:25,836 I just cannot tolerate wasting resources. 642 00:35:25,904 --> 00:35:27,337 So, you hate bunnies? 643 00:35:27,405 --> 00:35:30,966 I do. I hate them. They infuriate me. 644 00:35:31,042 --> 00:35:32,566 U h-huh. 645 00:35:32,644 --> 00:35:35,977 Okay, get back to work. And take down these beads, okay? 646 00:35:36,047 --> 00:35:38,174 Let's get going on these calls, Lane. 647 00:35:38,249 --> 00:35:40,979 Okay. 648 00:35:41,052 --> 00:35:44,146 Hey, you still having trouble with your router? 649 00:35:44,222 --> 00:35:46,315 You know, I'm the tech wizard around here. 650 00:35:46,391 --> 00:35:48,825 Not a bad wizard, but a good one. 651 00:35:53,798 --> 00:35:55,857 John, what are you doing? 652 00:35:55,934 --> 00:36:00,371 What? No, nothing. No, I-I mean, I'm doing something. 653 00:36:00,438 --> 00:36:03,874 Helping Lane with her... Her router is broken, 654 00:36:03,942 --> 00:36:08,140 so I was just... This is my girlfriend, Margo. She works up in equity ratings. 655 00:36:08,213 --> 00:36:10,238 John has a girlfriend? Go, John. 656 00:36:10,315 --> 00:36:11,976 Hi, Margo. 657 00:36:12,050 --> 00:36:15,747 Hi, Lane. Are you coming to lunch, or are you happier down there? 658 00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:18,755 Yes. I mean, no, no, I'm not happier down here. 659 00:36:18,823 --> 00:36:22,782 I'm coming to... Oh, sorry. Yeah. No, just call, 660 00:36:22,861 --> 00:36:24,920 uh, I. T. and they'll fix it. 661 00:36:24,996 --> 00:36:28,159 Yeah, I got it. Thanks for trying. Margo, uh, 662 00:36:28,233 --> 00:36:30,758 John's always talking about you. 663 00:36:30,835 --> 00:36:32,860 He is? 664 00:36:32,937 --> 00:36:37,169 Yeah. It's kind of disgustingly sweet, actually. 665 00:36:39,744 --> 00:36:41,177 Thanks. 666 00:36:41,246 --> 00:36:43,305 Well, that was easy. 667 00:36:51,222 --> 00:36:52,484 Thank you. 668 00:36:52,557 --> 00:36:53,785 Thanks. 669 00:36:53,858 --> 00:36:55,883 Lane, to the pink contents of that glass 670 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,327 staying where it ought rather than on my lap. 671 00:36:59,397 --> 00:37:01,365 Cheers to that. 672 00:37:01,432 --> 00:37:03,559 You look absolutely stunning. 673 00:37:03,635 --> 00:37:07,901 Thank you. You don't look so bad yourself, you know. 674 00:37:07,972 --> 00:37:11,703 Pleasure to see you as always. And the lovely lady. 675 00:37:11,776 --> 00:37:13,403 This is Lane. 676 00:37:13,478 --> 00:37:15,537 Lucky you. He never makes time to date. 677 00:37:15,613 --> 00:37:17,740 You make me sound rather lonely and pathetic. 678 00:37:17,815 --> 00:37:19,442 I'm sorry, I didn't mean... 679 00:37:19,517 --> 00:37:22,782 No, it's all right. I come here whenever I'm in New York. 680 00:37:22,854 --> 00:37:24,219 I'm often alone. 681 00:37:24,289 --> 00:37:25,813 Or with your artists. 682 00:37:25,890 --> 00:37:27,152 Artists? 683 00:37:27,225 --> 00:37:28,590 I produce music. 684 00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:30,651 He runs his own label. 685 00:37:30,728 --> 00:37:31,888 What? 686 00:37:31,963 --> 00:37:33,487 It's nothing. 687 00:37:33,565 --> 00:37:37,433 Can I get you an appetizer? 688 00:37:37,502 --> 00:37:39,527 How about some calamari? 689 00:37:41,506 --> 00:37:43,133 That's great. 690 00:37:47,745 --> 00:37:50,236 Okay. So, what kind of music do you produce? 691 00:37:50,315 --> 00:37:52,408 Oh, no, no, no, Lane. Let's talk about you. 692 00:37:52,483 --> 00:37:54,348 I'm sure it's much more interesting. 693 00:37:54,419 --> 00:37:57,217 Okay, but I don't know how interesting you're gonna... 694 00:37:57,288 --> 00:38:00,416 Nonsense. Who is Lane Daniels? 695 00:38:00,491 --> 00:38:02,891 Well, 696 00:38:02,961 --> 00:38:05,259 I enjoy long walks on the beach, 697 00:38:05,330 --> 00:38:07,628 kissing under the moonlight, 698 00:38:07,699 --> 00:38:09,929 and the world of fashion. 699 00:38:10,001 --> 00:38:11,832 What a relief. 700 00:38:11,903 --> 00:38:15,134 I thought you were gonna say fun loving, a people person and a dog lover. 701 00:38:15,206 --> 00:38:18,175 I am a dog lover. I've actually rescued seven, 702 00:38:18,242 --> 00:38:20,836 but I don't like playing games, 703 00:38:20,912 --> 00:38:25,542 and I've been told a few times that I'm a first-rate kisser. 704 00:38:25,617 --> 00:38:27,949 I hope you don't hate all games. 705 00:38:28,019 --> 00:38:33,685 Well, I only indulge in those involving feathers and chocolate. 706 00:38:33,758 --> 00:38:37,660 I'm gonna have to see if that's on the dessert menu. 707 00:38:41,966 --> 00:38:43,627 Do you enjoy Europe? 708 00:38:43,701 --> 00:38:46,101 Oh, I've been desperately wanting to go to Paris 709 00:38:46,170 --> 00:38:49,537 with my friends for New Year's, but tickets are so pricey. 710 00:38:49,607 --> 00:38:51,472 I love Paris. Do you visit often? 711 00:38:51,542 --> 00:38:54,170 Well, yeah, in my dreams. 712 00:38:54,245 --> 00:38:56,543 You've never been? 713 00:38:56,614 --> 00:38:58,707 Lane, we must remedy this immediately. 714 00:38:58,783 --> 00:39:00,683 Let's hop on a plane tonight. 715 00:39:00,752 --> 00:39:02,310 Yes, yes, yes! 716 00:39:03,888 --> 00:39:07,949 No. I've got work. I can't. 717 00:39:08,026 --> 00:39:09,653 Flimsy excuse. 718 00:39:09,727 --> 00:39:12,423 Sounds like you're dashing off to meet another bloke. 719 00:39:12,497 --> 00:39:14,158 Oh, he said bloke. 720 00:39:14,232 --> 00:39:18,828 You've busted me. He's actually gonna be here in a few minutes. 721 00:39:30,081 --> 00:39:31,844 You are breathtaking. 722 00:39:35,453 --> 00:39:36,852 I'll get you a cab. 723 00:39:40,892 --> 00:39:43,588 SetHi There is another bloke. 724 00:39:43,661 --> 00:39:45,526 The article. Cosmo. 725 00:39:45,596 --> 00:39:46,961 Sweet dreams. 726 00:39:47,031 --> 00:39:50,398 Thank you. 727 00:39:50,468 --> 00:39:52,732 That's right. Nice. 728 00:39:52,804 --> 00:39:55,864 Tilt your head a little. Yes, nice, girl. 729 00:39:55,940 --> 00:39:58,033 Rapido. Rapido. 730 00:39:58,109 --> 00:40:01,670 Lane. Hey! Wow, you've been on a date. 731 00:40:01,746 --> 00:40:05,375 I was and it was amazing. I've got another date in like five minutes. 732 00:40:05,450 --> 00:40:07,145 You have another date? Where? 733 00:40:07,218 --> 00:40:08,742 Sam's on 6th. 734 00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:10,481 You can't go to Sam's like this. 735 00:40:10,555 --> 00:40:13,149 I know. I need your help. Come on. 736 00:40:19,964 --> 00:40:23,627 And ever since then I promised myself I'd never ride another horse again. 737 00:40:23,701 --> 00:40:25,498 I don't blame you. 738 00:40:25,570 --> 00:40:27,299 Well, maybe a pony. 739 00:40:27,371 --> 00:40:29,999 There's nothing wrong with Seth, but he's no Liam. 740 00:40:30,074 --> 00:40:31,666 Do you wanna go for a nightcap? 741 00:40:31,743 --> 00:40:33,938 You know what? I shouldn't. 742 00:40:34,011 --> 00:40:36,172 I-I have a busy day tomorrow. 743 00:40:36,247 --> 00:40:41,150 Yeah, I understand, but I had a really good time tonight, Lane. 744 00:40:41,219 --> 00:40:43,210 Yeah, I did, too. 745 00:40:43,287 --> 00:40:44,982 Thank you so much for dinner. 746 00:40:50,528 --> 00:40:51,927 Let me get you a cab. 747 00:40:51,996 --> 00:40:54,055 Thanks. Okay. 748 00:40:54,132 --> 00:40:58,466 Maybe I'm not the best undercover journalist after all. 749 00:41:03,508 --> 00:41:06,671 Seth and the other men around me have become a faceless blur. 750 00:41:06,744 --> 00:41:09,577 I'll send the clearance documents to London right away. 751 00:41:09,647 --> 00:41:13,048 Did somebody say London? Oh, it's the land of Liam. 752 00:41:13,117 --> 00:41:14,982 Lane. 753 00:41:15,052 --> 00:41:17,850 Lane. Lane! 754 00:41:17,922 --> 00:41:21,016 This is the document we're sending to Paris. 755 00:41:21,092 --> 00:41:24,858 You don't speak French, do you? 756 00:41:24,929 --> 00:41:27,261 lt depends on how you define "speak." 757 00:41:27,331 --> 00:41:29,231 I'm really disappointed in you, Lane. 758 00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:31,962 This would have been disastrous if I'd sent this out. 759 00:41:32,036 --> 00:41:33,298 I'm sorry. 760 00:41:33,371 --> 00:41:35,771 I've gotta send an email. 761 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,866 So much for Seth being fearless in the face of danger. 762 00:41:38,943 --> 00:41:41,878 Your resume was riddled with exaggerations, Lane. 763 00:41:43,714 --> 00:41:45,682 You don't type 1 20 words a minute, 764 00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:47,684 you don't have a photographic memory, 765 00:41:47,752 --> 00:41:50,550 and you keep dropping names off my call sheet. 766 00:41:50,621 --> 00:41:53,249 Oh, my God. Are you firing me? 767 00:41:53,324 --> 00:41:58,193 I'm giving you a warning. But I do not tolerate lying. 768 00:41:58,262 --> 00:42:00,093 Now, get back to work. 769 00:42:04,936 --> 00:42:07,063 This is all Liam's fault, 770 00:42:07,138 --> 00:42:11,768 with his sexy accent and his smile and his lips. 771 00:42:11,843 --> 00:42:14,209 Oh, those lips. 772 00:42:14,278 --> 00:42:17,611 Lane, stop it. He's distracting me from my work 773 00:42:17,682 --> 00:42:20,708 and completely screwing up my story for Cosmo. 774 00:42:20,785 --> 00:42:22,844 Oh, can't think straight. 775 00:42:24,555 --> 00:42:26,546 Wait. 776 00:42:26,624 --> 00:42:29,923 I'll change my story. 777 00:42:44,876 --> 00:42:48,073 My story shouldn't be about finding love in the business world. 778 00:42:48,145 --> 00:42:50,841 I'm not good at business stuff anyway. 779 00:42:50,915 --> 00:42:54,942 My story is going to be about meeting the perfect guy when you least expect it. 780 00:42:55,019 --> 00:42:58,079 Because you never know when your magic man is gonna find you. 781 00:42:58,155 --> 00:42:59,918 It's good, right? 782 00:42:59,991 --> 00:43:01,982 Lane, this is not your college paper. 783 00:43:02,059 --> 00:43:04,789 This is not some crappy blog that you can write in your pajamas. 784 00:43:04,862 --> 00:43:08,059 And it sure as hell isn't an article on shoes for For Her magazine. 785 00:43:08,132 --> 00:43:10,600 It's Her Style, but that's okay. 786 00:43:10,668 --> 00:43:13,660 Lane, this is a cover story for Cosmo. 787 00:43:13,738 --> 00:43:15,672 A cover story? 788 00:43:15,740 --> 00:43:18,903 Yes, it's a cover story. 789 00:43:18,976 --> 00:43:20,739 I gave you the chance of a lifetime. 790 00:43:20,811 --> 00:43:23,974 So, you are gonna deliver whether you like it or not. 791 00:43:24,048 --> 00:43:27,745 This piece has absolutely nothing to do with Liam, so stop seeing him. 792 00:43:27,818 --> 00:43:29,615 This story is about the business world. 793 00:43:29,687 --> 00:43:32,451 Get your butt back to Thompson Fulworth and un-quit. 794 00:43:32,523 --> 00:43:35,185 If you're not good at the business stuff, get better. 795 00:43:35,259 --> 00:43:37,591 If you can't find the right guy in a suit, look harder. 796 00:43:37,662 --> 00:43:41,154 You have two more weeks to have an article about finding love in the business world 797 00:43:41,232 --> 00:43:44,463 on my desk, and it better be great. Are we clear? 798 00:43:44,535 --> 00:43:46,867 Yes. 799 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:52,073 No Liam, get better, work harder, date often. 800 00:43:52,143 --> 00:43:54,634 Ah ! sorry. 801 00:43:54,712 --> 00:43:55,974 Oh, hey, Lane? 802 00:43:56,047 --> 00:43:58,777 Drinks? Sure. 00 00. 803 00:44:02,153 --> 00:44:03,848 Lane? 804 00:44:03,921 --> 00:44:06,219 Tom. 805 00:44:06,290 --> 00:44:09,521 I was just turning out your, um, office lamp. 806 00:44:09,593 --> 00:44:11,322 I left it on? Really? 807 00:44:11,395 --> 00:44:13,659 lt must have slipped your mind. 808 00:44:13,731 --> 00:44:15,221 Oh. Lane? 809 00:44:16,367 --> 00:44:17,698 I'm on my way. 810 00:44:24,575 --> 00:44:26,475 I finally find my magic man 811 00:44:26,544 --> 00:44:28,205 and I'm not allowed to see him. 812 00:44:28,279 --> 00:44:31,043 Thank you. 813 00:44:31,115 --> 00:44:33,083 Something wrong, Lane? 814 00:44:33,150 --> 00:44:36,017 No, not while I'm with you. 815 00:44:38,489 --> 00:44:41,583 Liam, there's something I have to tell you. 816 00:44:41,659 --> 00:44:45,095 It's really difficult for me. 817 00:44:45,162 --> 00:44:47,357 See, I'm writing this article and... 818 00:44:52,069 --> 00:44:55,334 lt would be very easy to fall in love with you. 819 00:44:55,406 --> 00:44:57,840 What? Really? 820 00:44:57,908 --> 00:45:01,344 Yes, really. You're stunning. You're funny. 821 00:45:01,412 --> 00:45:03,710 My heart races when I see you. 822 00:45:03,781 --> 00:45:07,615 And that dress you're wearing, a bloke doesn't stand a chance. 823 00:45:07,685 --> 00:45:10,210 I know I'm supposed to date a man in a suit, 824 00:45:10,287 --> 00:45:13,882 but Liam's a man and he's falling for me. 825 00:45:13,958 --> 00:45:15,926 At any rate, I do have to protect myself 826 00:45:15,993 --> 00:45:17,893 with a woman as beautiful as you. 827 00:45:17,962 --> 00:45:20,522 I'm afraid I've had my heart broken before. 828 00:45:20,598 --> 00:45:22,293 Aw. Tell me about it. 829 00:45:22,366 --> 00:45:23,833 No. 830 00:45:23,901 --> 00:45:27,530 Come on, you can tell me. 831 00:45:27,605 --> 00:45:30,836 Well, we'd been together for years 832 00:45:30,908 --> 00:45:35,242 and, uh, I worshiped her. I thought she worshiped me. 833 00:45:35,312 --> 00:45:39,908 We'd survived long distances, parental disapproval, a sailing accident. 834 00:45:39,984 --> 00:45:41,281 A sailing accident? 835 00:45:41,352 --> 00:45:43,149 That sounds more dramatic than it was. 836 00:45:43,220 --> 00:45:46,485 Point is, I snuck out early one Sunday morning to buy eggs and caviar. 837 00:45:46,557 --> 00:45:49,355 You know, surprise her with a little breakfast in bed. 838 00:45:49,427 --> 00:45:51,725 But I was the one left surprised. 839 00:45:51,796 --> 00:45:55,755 Tiptoed in to find only a note. lt said, 840 00:45:55,833 --> 00:45:58,324 " I'm done." 841 00:45:58,402 --> 00:46:01,235 There is so much pain in the world. 842 00:46:01,305 --> 00:46:05,935 I declare my one mission in life, if it's the last thing I do, 843 00:46:06,010 --> 00:46:08,501 I will heal Liam's wounded heart. 844 00:46:17,154 --> 00:46:18,815 Dessert at your place? 845 00:46:18,889 --> 00:46:21,323 We could. 846 00:46:21,392 --> 00:46:24,418 But I bet my place isn't as luxurious as yours. 847 00:46:24,495 --> 00:46:25,894 See, I... 848 00:46:32,837 --> 00:46:37,240 I wisHi could have you over, but my father's in town. 849 00:46:37,308 --> 00:46:41,836 So, unless you want to share some warm chocolate and creme fraiche with him... 850 00:46:41,912 --> 00:46:44,073 My place will be fine. 851 00:46:44,148 --> 00:46:45,308 Whoo! 852 00:46:52,356 --> 00:46:54,221 Shall I get some spoons? 853 00:46:54,291 --> 00:46:56,350 We won't be needing any spoons. 854 00:47:01,732 --> 00:47:03,529 This is gonna be great. 855 00:47:03,601 --> 00:47:05,569 Maybe for you. 856 00:47:05,636 --> 00:47:07,467 It's like a day at the spa. 857 00:47:07,538 --> 00:47:10,666 Instead of the organic healthy detoxifying seaweed, 858 00:47:10,741 --> 00:47:14,837 you're being wrapped in. . . plastic. 859 00:47:14,912 --> 00:47:17,779 Wheel her in. 860 00:47:17,848 --> 00:47:19,645 There you go. Don't trip. 861 00:47:22,753 --> 00:47:24,880 Now, I want you to show off the purse. 862 00:47:24,955 --> 00:47:28,391 I want you to toucHit. It's the love of your life. Good. 863 00:47:28,459 --> 00:47:32,486 Good morning, Joanne, and plastic- wrapped models. 864 00:47:32,563 --> 00:47:37,364 Oh ! Somebody looks like the cat who ate the canary. 865 00:47:37,434 --> 00:47:39,959 More like the chocolate. 866 00:47:40,037 --> 00:47:42,028 Were you with Liam? 867 00:47:42,106 --> 00:47:45,166 Yes, I was. And must say he's pretty skilled 868 00:47:45,242 --> 00:47:47,403 in the chocolate and love-making department. 869 00:47:47,478 --> 00:47:49,446 Belgian? 870 00:47:49,513 --> 00:47:50,946 No no, he's British. 871 00:47:51,015 --> 00:47:52,710 No, the chocolate. was it Belgian? 872 00:47:52,783 --> 00:47:54,580 Who cares? lt was delicious. 873 00:47:54,652 --> 00:47:56,176 But all of those calories. 874 00:47:56,253 --> 00:47:59,245 Oh, don't worry. We burned them off last night. 875 00:47:59,323 --> 00:48:01,052 Okay, wait wait, Lane. 876 00:48:01,125 --> 00:48:04,754 I thought that Kate from Cosmo told you to stop seeing Liam. 877 00:48:04,828 --> 00:48:07,126 I have no idea what you're talking about. 878 00:48:07,198 --> 00:48:09,132 Lane? 879 00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:10,929 You know I love you, but... 880 00:48:11,001 --> 00:48:13,629 Relax, it's fine. 881 00:48:13,704 --> 00:48:15,137 What am I gonna do with you? 882 00:48:15,206 --> 00:48:17,231 Just love me for who I am. 883 00:48:17,308 --> 00:48:18,866 Aw. 884 00:48:21,011 --> 00:48:22,979 Okay. 885 00:48:23,047 --> 00:48:27,143 I want you to stay still exactly like that. You know how hot you look right now? 886 00:48:27,218 --> 00:48:28,913 Joanne. 887 00:48:28,986 --> 00:48:31,454 Seriously, I want you to lift up the purse. Just like you love it. 888 00:48:31,522 --> 00:48:33,422 Joanne, there's a small problem. 889 00:48:33,490 --> 00:48:35,321 Like it's your lover. You're running away together. 890 00:48:35,392 --> 00:48:36,723 Joanne, I have to pee. 891 00:48:38,996 --> 00:48:42,557 All right, that's a problem. Wheel her out. 892 00:48:48,606 --> 00:48:52,235 That's why I'd like to absorb those losses now. I n two years... 893 00:48:52,309 --> 00:48:55,301 Don't talk to me about long-term growth. 894 00:48:57,748 --> 00:49:00,842 If we're gonna take the hit on these properties, 895 00:49:00,918 --> 00:49:04,376 we're gonna need to compensate by selling other asses... 896 00:49:04,455 --> 00:49:06,821 Assets. Sell other assets. 897 00:49:06,890 --> 00:49:09,859 Yeah, but... wow. 898 00:49:09,927 --> 00:49:12,657 I need serious performance from your division, gentlemen. 899 00:49:12,730 --> 00:49:15,494 This isn't a year to skirt change... 900 00:49:15,566 --> 00:49:19,024 I mean, short change. I'm a happily married man. 901 00:49:19,103 --> 00:49:21,298 M r. Belmont? 902 00:49:22,773 --> 00:49:24,331 Lane! 903 00:49:26,877 --> 00:49:29,641 Oh. 904 00:49:29,713 --> 00:49:31,112 Hi there. 905 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:38,748 I apologize for the distraction, sir. 906 00:49:38,822 --> 00:49:40,653 No apology necessary. 907 00:49:42,426 --> 00:49:45,862 Okay. Look, Liam sounds amazing, Lane, he does. 908 00:49:45,929 --> 00:49:48,193 But is he worth risking everything over? 909 00:49:48,265 --> 00:49:50,859 He places passion over common sense. 910 00:49:50,934 --> 00:49:53,368 He has a sexy British accent. 911 00:49:53,437 --> 00:49:58,272 He's spontaneous. He has great fashion sense. We like the same foods and... 912 00:49:58,342 --> 00:50:02,244 Okay, okay, I admit he does well on the checklist. 913 00:50:02,313 --> 00:50:04,838 Does well? He's a nine out of a ten, Joanne. 914 00:50:04,915 --> 00:50:07,975 That's like unheard of. And the one thing that he's missing, 915 00:50:08,052 --> 00:50:10,486 the crazy public fights and torrid makeup sex, 916 00:50:10,554 --> 00:50:13,250 I'm thinking about taking that off the list because... 917 00:50:13,324 --> 00:50:17,090 Yeah, Okay. Liam is a nine out of ten. And I like seeing you happy, 918 00:50:17,161 --> 00:50:20,961 but he's not a man in a suit. You have to find a man in a suit. 919 00:50:21,031 --> 00:50:22,191 Ew. 920 00:50:22,266 --> 00:50:24,496 What, you don't like guys in suits? 921 00:50:24,568 --> 00:50:28,265 No, I ate some of my mask. 922 00:50:28,339 --> 00:50:31,274 This is like junior high. I feel like I'm at a sleepover. 923 00:50:31,342 --> 00:50:32,741 We need snacks. 924 00:50:32,810 --> 00:50:34,209 We need more wine. 925 00:50:34,278 --> 00:50:36,610 M m, let's go to that store downstairs. 926 00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,672 I can't go there, remember? I had the thing with the cashier. Remember? 927 00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:43,345 Oh, my God. Okay, we'll go. 928 00:50:43,420 --> 00:50:45,513 Say hi for me though. He's hot. 929 00:50:47,358 --> 00:50:49,588 Oh, Lane, I don't feel so good. 930 00:50:49,660 --> 00:50:51,560 What? 931 00:50:51,628 --> 00:50:54,756 Do I look green to you? 932 00:50:54,832 --> 00:50:57,562 Oh, I forgot the ice cream and Sprinkles. 933 00:51:00,437 --> 00:51:02,997 Trying on a new fall color, Ab Fab? 934 00:51:03,073 --> 00:51:05,439 Ab Fab? 935 00:51:05,509 --> 00:51:08,945 Tom? What are you doing here? 936 00:51:09,012 --> 00:51:11,173 I was just shooting hoops down the street, 937 00:51:11,248 --> 00:51:14,308 and I heard they were having a special on green goo. 938 00:51:14,385 --> 00:51:17,411 Out of the office, he looks different. 939 00:51:17,488 --> 00:51:18,887 Just buying some snacks. 940 00:51:18,956 --> 00:51:20,321 Take a walk on the wild side. 941 00:51:20,391 --> 00:51:22,222 Oh, no no no. I don't... 942 00:51:22,292 --> 00:51:26,092 I know, I know, there's no protein and neurotransmitters. 943 00:51:26,163 --> 00:51:28,097 But this stuff is utterly delicious. 944 00:51:28,165 --> 00:51:31,931 See, it's the delicious part that makes me uncomfortable. 945 00:51:32,002 --> 00:51:33,435 Right. 946 00:51:33,504 --> 00:51:36,405 And what army are you about to poison? 947 00:51:36,473 --> 00:51:39,033 Well, I just have a couple of... 948 00:51:39,109 --> 00:51:41,737 I actually have a lot of friends over. 949 00:51:41,812 --> 00:51:43,643 Well, I will not stand in your way. 950 00:51:43,714 --> 00:51:46,842 It's not a problem. By the way, today in the conference room... 951 00:51:46,917 --> 00:51:51,479 Don't worry about it. lt took a bit to get M r. Belmont's concentration back, 952 00:51:51,555 --> 00:51:54,422 but it was the highlight of the meeting. 953 00:51:54,491 --> 00:51:56,322 I-I'll see you in the morning. 954 00:51:56,393 --> 00:51:58,691 Okay, sounds good. 955 00:51:58,762 --> 00:52:01,595 That's Tom, your boss? 956 00:52:01,665 --> 00:52:03,860 Yeah, can you believe it? 957 00:52:03,934 --> 00:52:05,526 He's cute. 958 00:52:05,602 --> 00:52:08,196 What are you talking about? He has a girlfriend. 959 00:52:08,272 --> 00:52:11,639 A boss like that, now I am green with envy. 960 00:52:11,708 --> 00:52:14,199 Shut up. 961 00:52:30,527 --> 00:52:32,552 Hey, Lane. Do I look okay? 962 00:52:32,629 --> 00:52:34,620 Yeah sure big meeting? 963 00:52:34,698 --> 00:52:37,223 Big lunch with Margo's parents. 964 00:52:37,301 --> 00:52:39,565 Oh. Pressure. 965 00:52:39,636 --> 00:52:41,228 Yeah. 966 00:52:41,305 --> 00:52:43,034 Come here, I'll fix your tie. 967 00:52:43,106 --> 00:52:44,971 Oh, thanks. 968 00:52:45,042 --> 00:52:46,805 ls that the weekly report? 969 00:52:46,877 --> 00:52:48,174 Yeah, why? 970 00:52:48,245 --> 00:52:50,008 Where'd the new visuals come from? 971 00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:51,809 Oh, I did them. 972 00:52:51,882 --> 00:52:55,249 I thought it would be easier for everyone to pass the bullet points. 973 00:52:55,319 --> 00:52:58,152 I'm impressed. 974 00:52:58,222 --> 00:53:01,623 Yeah. Maybe you can help me with the write up on the Victoria property. 975 00:53:01,692 --> 00:53:03,557 I would love to. 976 00:53:03,627 --> 00:53:05,822 Now, go charm the pants of Margo's parents. 977 00:53:05,896 --> 00:53:10,094 Ugh. Not a... not a pretty picture. 978 00:53:10,167 --> 00:53:11,998 Her dad's super pear-shaped. 979 00:53:14,137 --> 00:53:16,628 This stuff about you getting the job is great. 980 00:53:16,707 --> 00:53:19,301 U m, minor trouble at work, that's fine. 981 00:53:19,376 --> 00:53:23,574 U h, but now what we need is some more depth. 982 00:53:23,647 --> 00:53:28,084 I mean, this can't just be an article about you dating a bunch of men in suits. 983 00:53:28,151 --> 00:53:31,120 lt needs to end with you finding your magic man. 984 00:53:31,188 --> 00:53:33,588 WhicHi'm trying to find. Trust me. 985 00:53:33,657 --> 00:53:37,184 M m, your story needs a real relationship to anchor it. 986 00:53:37,261 --> 00:53:39,889 Do you think any of these guys have that potential? 987 00:53:39,963 --> 00:53:43,023 Well, there's Liam. Oh, and, uh, Liam. 988 00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:44,761 You stopped seeing Liam, right? 989 00:53:44,835 --> 00:53:46,393 Oh, yeah. 990 00:53:46,470 --> 00:53:50,236 Then you have plenty of time to go on a dozen more dates. 991 00:53:50,307 --> 00:53:53,640 A dozen? That's every night. 992 00:53:53,710 --> 00:53:58,670 Yeah, exactly. And I expect to read every single detail 993 00:53:58,749 --> 00:54:03,482 from every single date. Cover stories are full-time gigs. 994 00:54:03,554 --> 00:54:07,684 For what it's worth, I still think Seth might be the one. 995 00:54:07,758 --> 00:54:12,252 But I think you should go on a date with him, you know, one more time. 996 00:54:12,329 --> 00:54:14,661 He might surprise you. 997 00:54:14,731 --> 00:54:16,631 Got it. 998 00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:18,759 I have a new mantra. 999 00:54:18,835 --> 00:54:21,963 "SetHis the one. Seth, Seth, Seth." 1000 00:54:22,039 --> 00:54:24,098 I can't see Liam. I have to see Seth. 1001 00:54:24,174 --> 00:54:25,869 Seth, Seth. 1002 00:54:25,943 --> 00:54:27,968 Seth! 1003 00:54:28,045 --> 00:54:30,513 Hey, any chance you're free for lunch tomorrow? 1004 00:54:30,581 --> 00:54:32,742 Sure, but I didn't think that you... 1005 00:54:32,816 --> 00:54:34,841 Dude, what are you doing? 1006 00:54:34,918 --> 00:54:36,613 Yeah, sure. 1007 00:54:36,687 --> 00:54:38,154 Great. 1008 00:54:39,923 --> 00:54:43,359 Oh. This story for Cosmo is going to ruin my life. 1009 00:54:49,533 --> 00:54:53,867 So then we had the leverage we needed to complete the takeover, which meant more... 1010 00:54:53,937 --> 00:54:55,461 Seth might not be my magic man, 1011 00:54:55,539 --> 00:54:57,234 but if I'm not allowed to see Liam, 1012 00:54:57,307 --> 00:55:01,175 at least Seth has good fashion sense and a nice butt. 1013 00:55:01,244 --> 00:55:05,203 If he's the trade-off for a cover story in Cosmo, I'll take it. 1014 00:55:05,282 --> 00:55:08,809 Turns out they had a few companies in Germany, which means I had to hire 1015 00:55:08,885 --> 00:55:12,981 a translator for a few days just to help me navigate through the books. 1016 00:55:13,056 --> 00:55:16,992 And after 1 8 months of approving the financials, we finally closed the deal. 1017 00:55:17,060 --> 00:55:19,290 Now, we're one of the most powerful... 1018 00:55:19,363 --> 00:55:23,823 This isn't working. My body's here but my spirit is doing naughty things with... 1019 00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:26,232 Liam. 1020 00:55:28,005 --> 00:55:29,870 See him. I said see him. 1021 00:55:29,940 --> 00:55:31,703 See him? See who? 1022 00:55:31,775 --> 00:55:34,369 Him. My-sh... My girlfriend. 1023 00:55:34,444 --> 00:55:37,777 She's texting me. There's this guy and She shouldn't see him. 1024 00:55:37,848 --> 00:55:39,475 He stood her up like three times. 1025 00:55:39,549 --> 00:55:41,176 Do you want to call her? 1026 00:55:41,251 --> 00:55:44,516 No, it's... 1027 00:55:44,588 --> 00:55:47,250 Yeah, I should. ls that okay? 1028 00:55:47,324 --> 00:55:48,552 No, of course. 1029 00:55:48,625 --> 00:55:50,616 I'm sorry. She needs me. 1030 00:55:50,694 --> 00:55:52,594 We can get together later in the week. 1031 00:55:52,663 --> 00:55:54,597 Really? 1032 00:55:54,665 --> 00:55:56,656 Okay. Thank you. 1033 00:56:05,342 --> 00:56:09,438 New plan for my article. I'll date Liam, write about him, 1034 00:56:09,513 --> 00:56:12,812 but instead of using Liam's name, I'll say it's Seth. 1035 00:56:12,883 --> 00:56:15,443 Now, that is creative writing. 1036 00:56:17,187 --> 00:56:19,712 I have a surprise for you. 1037 00:56:19,790 --> 00:56:23,123 Thai chicken wrap. Healthy and delicious. 1038 00:56:23,193 --> 00:56:26,458 You can try something new every once in a while. 1039 00:56:26,530 --> 00:56:28,691 I had them put extra neurotransmitters 1040 00:56:28,765 --> 00:56:31,734 and a dash of omega acid. Just try it. 1041 00:56:31,802 --> 00:56:33,030 Fine. 1042 00:56:37,574 --> 00:56:38,768 Wow. 1043 00:56:38,842 --> 00:56:40,571 Yeah, delish, huh? 1044 00:56:40,644 --> 00:56:43,613 That is the best neurotransmitters I've ever had. 1045 00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:46,774 I'm glad. What's this for? 1046 00:56:46,850 --> 00:56:48,909 It's for the presentation next week. What do you think? 1047 00:56:48,985 --> 00:56:49,815 It's O K. 1048 00:56:49,886 --> 00:56:51,251 You don't like it? 1049 00:56:51,321 --> 00:56:52,982 It's not that I don't like it. 1050 00:56:53,056 --> 00:56:54,921 It's awful. 1051 00:56:54,991 --> 00:56:59,951 It's awful. If you're gonna make visuals, Tom, you should make them visual. 1052 00:57:00,030 --> 00:57:03,431 You could use color and composition to enhance your pitch. 1053 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:06,560 You wanna surprise them. Entice them, you know, 1054 00:57:06,636 --> 00:57:08,604 make them want just a little bit more. 1055 00:57:12,209 --> 00:57:13,267 Wait, what are you... 1056 00:57:13,343 --> 00:57:15,140 It's all right. It's all good. 1057 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,345 If it makes you feel any better, 1058 00:57:18,415 --> 00:57:20,474 I like the shirt you wore into work today. 1059 00:57:20,550 --> 00:57:22,415 It's the same shirt I wore yesterday. 1060 00:57:22,486 --> 00:57:24,351 Really? The same? 1061 00:57:24,421 --> 00:57:28,448 Well, not the exact same. It's brother. 1062 00:57:28,525 --> 00:57:30,356 Yeah, that's what I thought. 1063 00:57:30,427 --> 00:57:33,828 You know, maybe I will take you up on that Lane Daniels makeover someday. 1064 00:57:33,897 --> 00:57:35,728 Anytime. 1065 00:57:35,799 --> 00:57:37,926 Eat your transmitters. 1066 00:57:47,110 --> 00:57:51,479 Dating Liam. Oh, Seth, is wonderful. 1067 00:57:51,548 --> 00:57:54,813 He's charming, he's romantic, he's sexy. 1068 00:57:57,020 --> 00:57:59,011 We're in our own little love cocoon. 1069 00:57:59,089 --> 00:58:00,954 Hey. 1070 00:58:01,024 --> 00:58:02,548 Hey. 1071 00:58:02,626 --> 00:58:04,116 How's your friend? 1072 00:58:04,194 --> 00:58:07,095 She's great. Thank you for asking. 1073 00:58:08,532 --> 00:58:09,726 Cool. 1074 00:58:14,171 --> 00:58:16,765 Even if we're just passing each other in the office, 1075 00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,638 we have crazy sexual tension. 1076 00:58:35,525 --> 00:58:38,289 Okay, I probably shouldn't tell you this, 1077 00:58:38,361 --> 00:58:42,388 but ever since college I've had this thing. 1078 00:58:42,465 --> 00:58:45,400 It's a list for eligible guys. 1079 00:58:45,468 --> 00:58:49,097 It's basically a checklist to find my magic man. 1080 00:58:49,172 --> 00:58:51,299 Your what? 1081 00:58:51,374 --> 00:58:53,842 My magic man. I know. 1082 00:58:53,910 --> 00:58:57,778 What, like card tricks? Rabbit out of a hat? ls that what we're talking about? 1083 00:58:57,848 --> 00:59:01,909 I know it sounds silly. But, okay, I just wanted you to know 1084 00:59:01,985 --> 00:59:06,422 that you've scored highest on the list. I mean, almost perfect. 1085 00:59:06,489 --> 00:59:08,957 Wait. "Almost perfect"? 1086 00:59:09,025 --> 00:59:10,322 M m-hm. 1087 00:59:10,393 --> 00:59:12,384 Give me a chance, Lane. What am I missing? 1088 00:59:16,466 --> 00:59:19,060 How could you possibly have seduced my twin brother 1089 00:59:19,135 --> 00:59:22,036 when you knew it would rip my soul from my body, 1090 00:59:22,105 --> 00:59:24,699 leaving a gaping hole that will always bear your name? 1091 00:59:24,774 --> 00:59:28,335 You know what? I only slept with him once. And it was just to make you jealous! 1092 00:59:28,411 --> 00:59:31,073 Besides, you led me on to believe you were freaking dead! 1093 00:59:31,147 --> 00:59:33,809 I was in a coma! But I'm awake now, Lane. 1094 00:59:33,884 --> 00:59:35,943 ls there anything I can do to win you back? 1095 00:59:36,019 --> 00:59:39,386 Yes. You know what? Lose my freaking number! 1096 00:59:44,194 --> 00:59:45,593 Just met her tonight. 1097 00:59:48,632 --> 00:59:50,998 Dreadful sorry about the big fight last night. 1098 00:59:51,067 --> 00:59:53,729 Oh, not me. The makeup was wortHit. 1099 00:59:53,803 --> 00:59:57,466 Wait a moment. Does this make me ten out of ten? 1100 00:59:57,540 --> 01:00:01,442 U m, after last night, I think that that makes you 1101 01:00:01,511 --> 01:00:03,945 eleven out of a ten. 1102 01:00:06,116 --> 01:00:08,209 Looking forward to our next fight. 1103 01:00:08,285 --> 01:00:10,116 M m, me, too. 1104 01:00:15,992 --> 01:00:17,926 ' Ello. 1105 01:00:17,994 --> 01:00:21,760 Sorry, I didn't know I was supposed to cook for three. 1106 01:00:21,831 --> 01:00:24,095 Oh, that looks delicious. 1107 01:00:24,167 --> 01:00:26,727 Because of fake Seth, I'm famished. 1108 01:00:26,803 --> 01:00:30,534 Yeah, nothing like deceiving Cosmo to work up an appetite. 1109 01:00:30,607 --> 01:00:35,840 Everything is true, except for the fact that it's fiction. 1110 01:00:35,912 --> 01:00:38,380 Kate just said that she wanted a good story, okay? 1111 01:00:38,448 --> 01:00:42,043 And trust me, this is gonna be a good story. 1112 01:00:42,118 --> 01:00:45,713 Yeah, I know. I think I heard the climax last night. 1113 01:00:48,358 --> 01:00:50,826 I just don't want you to get in trouble. 1114 01:00:50,894 --> 01:00:54,455 I hear you, but it's fine. 1115 01:00:54,531 --> 01:00:56,795 It's fine. 1116 01:00:56,866 --> 01:01:00,666 Yeah. Well, now that you're exaggerating characters and making things up, 1117 01:01:00,737 --> 01:01:06,642 I want you to name me. .. Lucy. I'm your best friend. 1118 01:01:06,710 --> 01:01:09,770 I'm the other hot girl at Thompson Fulworth, 1119 01:01:09,846 --> 01:01:14,806 and I'm using Cosmo's "ten most exciting places to have sex in the workplace" 1120 01:01:14,884 --> 01:01:16,715 as my extracurricular guide. 1121 01:01:16,786 --> 01:01:20,449 You know, with an imagination like that, I think you should be the writer. 1122 01:01:20,523 --> 01:01:24,254 I'm thinking about it. Okay, friends share, so you don't get this anymore. 1123 01:01:24,327 --> 01:01:27,728 No, no, you were bad. You did a bad thing. 1124 01:01:29,899 --> 01:01:33,699 As I'm sure you all know, our internal review with M r. Belmont is on the 2 7 th, 1125 01:01:33,770 --> 01:01:37,035 and we need to prove our department's value moving forward. 1126 01:01:37,107 --> 01:01:40,167 The presentation needs to be visual and we're gonna mix it up. 1127 01:01:40,243 --> 01:01:43,076 We need to surprise him, entice him. 1128 01:01:43,146 --> 01:01:46,912 We're gonna run everything through one person. 1129 01:01:46,983 --> 01:01:47,642 Lane? 1130 01:01:47,717 --> 01:01:49,685 Yeah. 1131 01:01:49,753 --> 01:01:52,051 You'll handle the visuals. 1132 01:01:52,122 --> 01:01:55,683 Lane has a really great eye for this stuff and I have complete confidence in her. 1133 01:01:55,759 --> 01:01:59,320 All right, gentlemen, that's it. Thank you very much 1134 01:02:06,503 --> 01:02:09,028 Jackie has a thing 1135 01:02:09,105 --> 01:02:10,800 I n addition to the presentation, 1136 01:02:10,874 --> 01:02:12,341 I'm writing my Cosmo story, 1137 01:02:12,409 --> 01:02:15,503 starring fake Seth, the sexiest guy ever. 1138 01:02:15,578 --> 01:02:17,739 Who happens to look a lot like Liam. 1139 01:02:17,814 --> 01:02:21,011 And she can Make it swing 1140 01:02:23,353 --> 01:02:26,186 That's really good. They're really yummy. 1141 01:02:26,256 --> 01:02:29,623 Even if she's Trying to forget 1142 01:02:29,692 --> 01:02:34,254 Between the stage lights And the threat 1143 01:02:34,330 --> 01:02:36,798 Hey-hey-hey-hey! Look. 1144 01:02:39,035 --> 01:02:43,699 I'm working long hours but I'm part of a team, and that feels great. 1145 01:02:43,773 --> 01:02:48,574 The lonely night Of sad rain 1146 01:02:48,645 --> 01:02:51,205 Like a lone Lost child 1147 01:02:51,281 --> 01:02:55,513 Who's on His own again 1148 01:02:55,585 --> 01:02:56,711 Lane. 1149 01:02:56,786 --> 01:02:57,844 Yeah? 1150 01:02:57,921 --> 01:03:00,082 Recycled paper. That's great. 1151 01:03:00,156 --> 01:03:02,351 Oh, I thought you'd like that. 1152 01:03:02,425 --> 01:03:05,360 So, why don't we use recycled paper around here? 1153 01:03:05,428 --> 01:03:08,761 Oh, you know, it's a good question. The short answer is it's out of my control. 1154 01:03:08,832 --> 01:03:10,925 Why don't you make it in your control? 1155 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,527 It's good for the planet, and I bet you could save this place a lot of money. 1156 01:03:14,604 --> 01:03:17,596 We could save a lot of money, but only over time. 1157 01:03:17,674 --> 01:03:22,304 U h, hey, this is gonna sound silly, but I wanted a new suit for the presentation. 1158 01:03:22,378 --> 01:03:25,711 I was wondering if I could take you up on that makeover we talked about. 1159 01:03:25,782 --> 01:03:27,374 Would Whitney be okay with that? 1160 01:03:27,450 --> 01:03:29,179 Whitney? We broke up. 1161 01:03:29,252 --> 01:03:31,447 Oh, I'm sorry. 1162 01:03:31,521 --> 01:03:35,218 Oh, no-no-no, don't be. lt wasn't meant to be. She was... 1163 01:03:35,291 --> 01:03:36,451 A little demanding? 1164 01:03:36,526 --> 01:03:37,823 Yeah. 1165 01:03:37,894 --> 01:03:39,555 And she wore fake nails. 1166 01:03:39,629 --> 01:03:42,189 Well, there was that, too. 1167 01:03:42,265 --> 01:03:44,859 You should've told me. We could've gotten drunk 1168 01:03:44,934 --> 01:03:48,199 and had cupcakes and thrown eggs at her apartment. 1169 01:03:48,271 --> 01:03:51,206 We still can if you want. 1170 01:03:51,274 --> 01:03:54,675 No, no, no, that... That's okay. But thanks. 1171 01:03:54,744 --> 01:03:58,646 Well, let's get you a new suit. There's nothing like shopping to cheer you up. 1172 01:03:58,715 --> 01:04:00,080 Let's do it. 1173 01:04:00,150 --> 01:04:02,050 You 1174 01:04:02,118 --> 01:04:05,019 Give me exactly 1175 01:04:06,089 --> 01:04:08,353 What I need 1176 01:04:10,260 --> 01:04:11,386 Return the call? 1177 01:04:11,461 --> 01:04:13,019 Spin around. 1178 01:04:13,096 --> 01:04:15,064 Oh, yeah. 1179 01:04:15,131 --> 01:04:17,156 Now do a little dance. 1180 01:04:17,233 --> 01:04:18,700 Oh, my goodness. 1181 01:04:18,768 --> 01:04:20,998 So, do you like it? 1182 01:04:21,070 --> 01:04:22,833 I do. 1183 01:04:22,906 --> 01:04:24,203 H uh? 1184 01:04:35,852 --> 01:04:37,114 Oh. 1185 01:04:39,923 --> 01:04:41,857 Yeah! 1186 01:04:48,631 --> 01:04:51,964 I like. I like it. Are we done? 1187 01:04:52,035 --> 01:04:54,595 M m. Almost. 1188 01:04:54,671 --> 01:04:56,468 Come on. 1189 01:05:00,109 --> 01:05:02,009 You think this is better? 1190 01:05:02,078 --> 01:05:05,172 Yes. I will miss your brother and sister shirts, 1191 01:05:05,248 --> 01:05:06,909 but I think you look really nice. 1192 01:05:06,983 --> 01:05:08,644 I guess I should thank you then. 1193 01:05:11,854 --> 01:05:14,755 U m, I'd better get back. 1194 01:05:14,824 --> 01:05:18,851 Yup. I'm gonna run to the printer's, grab the mock-ups and I'll see you in an hour. 1195 01:05:18,928 --> 01:05:23,331 Okay, yeah. I'm just gonna change and then I'll... Okay. 1196 01:05:52,929 --> 01:05:55,193 Ta-dah! 1197 01:05:55,265 --> 01:05:57,825 What do you think? Great, right? 1198 01:05:57,900 --> 01:05:59,891 They're fine, Lane. 1199 01:05:59,969 --> 01:06:02,028 U h-oh, somebody's in a mood. 1200 01:06:03,439 --> 01:06:04,997 My article. 1201 01:06:05,074 --> 01:06:06,769 Where did you get those? 1202 01:06:06,843 --> 01:06:09,505 lt was sitting on top of the printer. The folder was on your desk. 1203 01:06:09,579 --> 01:06:11,137 Tom, this isn't what you think. 1204 01:06:11,214 --> 01:06:13,682 All this time, after everything... 1205 01:06:13,750 --> 01:06:15,342 You smug little bastard. 1206 01:06:15,418 --> 01:06:17,283 I think I'm missing something. 1207 01:06:17,353 --> 01:06:20,686 You don't understand. Tom, the article wasn't what you think. 1208 01:06:20,757 --> 01:06:23,191 Wait a minute. This is for a stupid article? 1209 01:06:23,259 --> 01:06:27,286 It's not a stupid article. It's a cover story for Cosmo magazine. 1210 01:06:27,363 --> 01:06:29,490 I'll just be in my office. 1211 01:06:29,565 --> 01:06:31,499 You're staying right here. 1212 01:06:31,567 --> 01:06:32,898 lt wasn't Seth. 1213 01:06:32,969 --> 01:06:34,527 What wasn't me? 1214 01:06:34,604 --> 01:06:36,231 lt was a fake Seth. I made it up. 1215 01:06:36,306 --> 01:06:39,104 Yeah, the sexual tension between you guys, the chocolate sex. 1216 01:06:39,175 --> 01:06:40,642 We had chocolate sex? 1217 01:06:40,710 --> 01:06:42,337 Get out. 1218 01:06:42,412 --> 01:06:44,846 I thought I knew you, Lane. 1219 01:06:44,914 --> 01:06:48,350 And not to sound too personal, but I really enjoyed working with you. 1220 01:06:48,418 --> 01:06:50,215 And now I find out everything is a lie. 1221 01:06:50,286 --> 01:06:51,981 Don't say that. That's not true. 1222 01:06:52,055 --> 01:06:55,388 Then what the hell is true, Lane? I hired you. I believed in you. 1223 01:06:55,458 --> 01:06:56,982 And I worked really hard. 1224 01:06:57,060 --> 01:07:00,291 No, you worked hard on your story, on tricking everyone. 1225 01:07:00,363 --> 01:07:02,957 I thought that you were becoming a great assistant. 1226 01:07:03,032 --> 01:07:06,229 But I didn't know you were hooking up with every guy in the office. 1227 01:07:06,302 --> 01:07:09,499 I didn't hook up with anyone. And I did become a great assistant. 1228 01:07:09,572 --> 01:07:11,665 Okay, I learned your hand signals, 1229 01:07:11,741 --> 01:07:14,938 I studied those tutorials, and I worked late every night 1230 01:07:15,011 --> 01:07:17,172 and I poured my heart into these visuals. 1231 01:07:22,385 --> 01:07:24,376 Goodbye, Tom. 1232 01:07:34,297 --> 01:07:37,323 I just had the most horrible day ever. 1233 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:39,027 Oh, are you okay, love? 1234 01:07:39,102 --> 01:07:43,436 No. I just got fired from my job and ruined everything. 1235 01:07:43,506 --> 01:07:47,943 I want you to just come over and hold me and hand me tissues. 1236 01:07:48,010 --> 01:07:49,705 I'd love to, Lane, I really would, 1237 01:07:49,779 --> 01:07:51,940 but I'm actually out of town. 1238 01:07:52,014 --> 01:07:53,948 You are? 1239 01:07:54,016 --> 01:07:57,281 I had to hop over to London. One of my acts had a little meltdown. 1240 01:07:57,353 --> 01:07:58,752 I'll be back Friday. We could pick up some cheesecake, 1241 01:08:00,390 --> 01:08:02,153 Enjoy it in your bedroom. 1242 01:08:02,225 --> 01:08:04,489 Okay. Well, I miss you. 1243 01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:06,858 I miss you, too. Bye. 1244 01:08:09,198 --> 01:08:12,656 This is where Liam and I had our very first date. 1245 01:08:12,735 --> 01:08:15,568 Do you know what's wrong with dating a British guy? 1246 01:08:15,638 --> 01:08:18,835 When you really need him, he's in England. 1247 01:08:18,908 --> 01:08:22,105 Joanne, what am I gonna do? 1248 01:08:22,178 --> 01:08:24,373 I got fired from my job, 1249 01:08:24,447 --> 01:08:27,575 I let tom down, and now my article is dead. 1250 01:08:27,650 --> 01:08:29,618 No, it's not. 1251 01:08:29,685 --> 01:08:33,314 Aren't you forgetting about your best friend who vouched for you at Cosmo? 1252 01:08:33,389 --> 01:08:36,085 You can't just declare your article dead. 1253 01:08:36,159 --> 01:08:40,619 I know that you vouched for me, and I feel horrible. 1254 01:08:40,696 --> 01:08:45,360 But my story was supposed to be about finding love in the world of business, 1255 01:08:45,435 --> 01:08:48,199 and the world of business has kicked me out. So now what? 1256 01:08:48,271 --> 01:08:51,172 Lane, I told you not to date Liam. 1257 01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:53,333 I told you not to write lies. 1258 01:08:53,409 --> 01:08:56,310 I know you did. I screwed up. 1259 01:08:59,949 --> 01:09:01,473 Lane. 1260 01:09:02,952 --> 01:09:05,614 Lane. 1261 01:09:05,688 --> 01:09:07,553 I think I just saw Liam. 1262 01:09:07,623 --> 01:09:09,022 He's in London. 1263 01:09:13,329 --> 01:09:16,196 Yeah, that's what I thought. 1264 01:09:16,265 --> 01:09:19,359 A pleasure to see you as always. And the lovely lady. 1265 01:09:19,435 --> 01:09:21,665 You had time to make it out while you're here. 1266 01:09:21,737 --> 01:09:23,364 Oh, it's so nice to visit New York. 1267 01:09:23,439 --> 01:09:25,236 I've been so cooped up in the studio. 1268 01:09:25,308 --> 01:09:29,108 He's a producer, you know. 1269 01:09:29,178 --> 01:09:33,012 Okay, okay, so you're a record producer as well? 1270 01:09:33,082 --> 01:09:35,209 It's fascinating. 1271 01:09:35,284 --> 01:09:36,615 Yes, it is. 1272 01:09:36,686 --> 01:09:38,586 Lovely to see you, Lane. 1273 01:09:38,654 --> 01:09:40,918 Hello, Liam. How was London? 1274 01:09:40,990 --> 01:09:44,357 lt was rather... Let's talk outside. 1275 01:09:44,427 --> 01:09:48,989 Just one second, love. Let me tell you how this works. 1276 01:09:49,065 --> 01:09:54,230 This, uh, waiter has a great British accent, 1277 01:09:54,303 --> 01:09:57,670 and he's gonna tell you all of these fantastic stories 1278 01:09:57,740 --> 01:10:00,334 about his exciting life in England. 1279 01:10:00,409 --> 01:10:03,810 And he's smooth, so you're gonna fall for it. 1280 01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:08,214 And it's gonna turn out to be one big cheap lie. 1281 01:10:08,284 --> 01:10:09,808 I just wanted to impress you. 1282 01:10:09,886 --> 01:10:12,218 You just wanted to get laid. 1283 01:10:14,290 --> 01:10:15,416 Shall we? 1284 01:10:15,491 --> 01:10:18,585 Oh. Yes. 1285 01:10:18,661 --> 01:10:21,630 I definitely think we shall. 1286 01:10:25,668 --> 01:10:28,933 That was good. Well-played. 1287 01:10:35,845 --> 01:10:37,244 Jerk. 1288 01:10:40,783 --> 01:10:43,183 I know I deserve this. 1289 01:10:43,252 --> 01:10:45,846 I lied to everyone at work and Liam lied to me. 1290 01:10:45,922 --> 01:10:47,822 It's karma, and it strikes quickly. 1291 01:10:47,890 --> 01:10:50,358 And because everything has to fall apart at once, 1292 01:10:50,426 --> 01:10:53,156 I can't get my story about fake Seth to work. 1293 01:10:59,068 --> 01:11:00,160 Tom? 1294 01:11:00,236 --> 01:11:01,828 Lane, where are you? 1295 01:11:01,904 --> 01:11:03,337 What do you mean? 1296 01:11:03,406 --> 01:11:05,397 Did you forget we have a presentation today? 1297 01:11:05,474 --> 01:11:07,704 Did you forget that you fired me? 1298 01:11:07,777 --> 01:11:09,039 I didn't fire you. 1299 01:11:09,111 --> 01:11:11,341 That's what it sounded like to me. 1300 01:11:11,414 --> 01:11:14,941 I was upset with you. The presentation is in two hours and I need those visuals. 1301 01:11:15,017 --> 01:11:17,781 Two hours? I have to get to the printer's to pick them up. 1302 01:11:17,853 --> 01:11:19,684 Well, then run to the printer's. 1303 01:11:19,755 --> 01:11:22,019 Everyone is mad at me. I lied to everyone. 1304 01:11:22,091 --> 01:11:23,888 Lane, this isn't the seventh grade. 1305 01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:26,724 It's investment banking. Now, get me those boards. 1306 01:11:28,331 --> 01:11:29,923 What's up? 1307 01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:33,459 Tom needs me to come back to work. 1308 01:11:33,536 --> 01:11:35,265 Wearing that? 1309 01:11:37,440 --> 01:11:39,601 No. 1310 01:11:46,115 --> 01:11:48,606 Thank you for coming today, M r. Belmont. 1311 01:11:48,684 --> 01:11:50,709 Let's begin with... 1312 01:11:50,786 --> 01:11:52,777 Oh. 1313 01:11:52,855 --> 01:11:54,880 Sorry. 1314 01:11:56,659 --> 01:11:57,853 M r. Belmont, hi. 1315 01:11:59,528 --> 01:12:01,894 Lots of traffic. 1316 01:12:01,964 --> 01:12:06,526 M r. Belmont, Lane here is going to provide us with some visuals 1317 01:12:06,602 --> 01:12:09,400 that I think will really enhance the presentation. 1318 01:12:09,472 --> 01:12:12,771 Let's begin. This year's numbers for corporate strategic planning 1319 01:12:12,842 --> 01:12:17,040 were depressed by a few factors but, given the overall climate in emerging markets, 1320 01:12:17,113 --> 01:12:20,014 we feel confident that we will see an increase in profits. 1321 01:12:20,082 --> 01:12:23,882 All you have to do is take a look at the Indian market. Prepared to skyrocket. 1322 01:12:23,953 --> 01:12:27,354 If we can consolidate these gains, we'll move forward. 1323 01:12:27,423 --> 01:12:29,721 This is gonna be a great year, 1324 01:12:29,792 --> 01:12:32,226 and we hope you'll agree. 1325 01:12:35,498 --> 01:12:37,625 Well, Tom, you and your department 1326 01:12:37,700 --> 01:12:40,396 certainly put together an impressive presentation, 1327 01:12:40,469 --> 01:12:44,200 and I must say the visuals were quite impressive. 1328 01:12:44,273 --> 01:12:48,903 Unfortunately, the economic realities of this are not pretty. 1329 01:12:48,978 --> 01:12:51,538 We have to cut $34 million this month, 1330 01:12:51,614 --> 01:12:55,175 and I'll have to pull key players from your group into MandA. 1331 01:12:55,251 --> 01:12:56,775 What happens to everybody else? 1332 01:12:56,852 --> 01:12:59,787 We'll let you know who's making the transition shortly. 1333 01:12:59,855 --> 01:13:03,484 And the rest of you, will work through the beginning of the month. 1334 01:13:09,065 --> 01:13:11,966 Yeah. Thank you. We're finished here. 1335 01:13:15,738 --> 01:13:17,535 Tom. 1336 01:13:18,774 --> 01:13:20,469 - Wait, M r. Belmont. - Lane, no. 1337 01:13:20,543 --> 01:13:23,205 M r. Belmont, I think you're missing the point. 1338 01:13:23,279 --> 01:13:24,769 And what point is that, young lady? 1339 01:13:24,847 --> 01:13:27,281 If you could save even more money than the $34 million 1340 01:13:27,349 --> 01:13:29,317 you're looking to cut from the budget, 1341 01:13:29,385 --> 01:13:32,980 and simultaneously improve your image in the business and consumer markets, 1342 01:13:33,055 --> 01:13:35,649 you'd be interested in that, wouldn't you? 1343 01:13:35,725 --> 01:13:39,354 ls this a riddle? I have another meeting in five minutes. 1344 01:13:39,428 --> 01:13:40,918 Okay. Just... 1345 01:13:42,631 --> 01:13:46,328 Didn't you say that you could do all of this by going green? 1346 01:13:46,402 --> 01:13:48,461 You told me you could save this company money. 1347 01:13:48,537 --> 01:13:50,505 I said it was out of my control. 1348 01:13:50,573 --> 01:13:54,134 This isn't seventh grade, Tom. Take control. 1349 01:13:56,746 --> 01:13:58,270 Go. 1350 01:14:04,453 --> 01:14:06,683 M r. Belmont... 1351 01:14:09,125 --> 01:14:11,025 Go. 1352 01:14:11,093 --> 01:14:13,687 I wanna propose a green initiative. 1353 01:14:13,763 --> 01:14:16,664 Our bank can reduce our environmental impact, 1354 01:14:16,732 --> 01:14:19,963 support eco-friendly traders and save millions of dollars. 1355 01:14:20,035 --> 01:14:23,994 Tom, I wouldn't mind saving the planet, but we have some hard decisions to make 1356 01:14:24,073 --> 01:14:25,904 and a few cosmetic changes. 1357 01:14:25,975 --> 01:14:29,206 lt would take more than a few cosmetic changes. We have to target heating, 1358 01:14:29,278 --> 01:14:31,940 cooling, waste and transportation. I can show you the math. 1359 01:14:32,014 --> 01:14:34,539 What makes you think your group should lead this initiative? 1360 01:14:34,617 --> 01:14:37,848 Corporate strategic planning is the only division in the entire company 1361 01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:40,013 that deals with every other department, 1362 01:14:40,089 --> 01:14:43,388 and we handle properties for our clients and our bank. 1363 01:14:48,264 --> 01:14:50,232 All right. Fine. 1364 01:14:50,299 --> 01:14:52,494 I'm listening, but I wanna see the math 1365 01:14:52,568 --> 01:14:55,036 and I wanna see a ten-year projection. 1366 01:14:55,104 --> 01:14:59,006 And if you can back this up, I'll keep your department together. 1367 01:14:59,074 --> 01:15:00,837 You won't be disappointed, sir. 1368 01:15:00,910 --> 01:15:03,071 All right, Thomas. Impress me. 1369 01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:14,018 That was so great. 1370 01:15:14,089 --> 01:15:16,182 You saved our department. 1371 01:15:16,258 --> 01:15:17,691 N ice work, Tom. 1372 01:15:21,630 --> 01:15:25,828 Seth, I'm sorry about mixing you up with my article. 1373 01:15:25,901 --> 01:15:29,393 lt was nothing personal. You were so nice to me and I should have... 1374 01:15:29,471 --> 01:15:31,735 Lane, it's all right. 1375 01:15:31,807 --> 01:15:33,536 Really? 1376 01:15:33,609 --> 01:15:38,069 Yeah. Besides, I could never do what you described in your article. 1377 01:15:39,315 --> 01:15:41,180 I'm allergic to chocolate. 1378 01:15:41,250 --> 01:15:43,684 Right. 1379 01:15:48,557 --> 01:15:50,115 Oh. 1380 01:15:58,534 --> 01:16:00,434 Amazing work today. 1381 01:16:00,502 --> 01:16:02,527 You, too. 1382 01:16:02,605 --> 01:16:05,130 Good luck on the article. I'll be looking for it. 1383 01:16:05,207 --> 01:16:08,233 Yeah, well, don't believe everything you read. 1384 01:16:08,310 --> 01:16:10,710 What? So, you're not gonna write the true story? 1385 01:16:10,779 --> 01:16:13,942 Cosmo doesn't want the true story. 1386 01:16:14,016 --> 01:16:16,211 They want the story that I pitched. 1387 01:16:16,285 --> 01:16:20,483 And I've been wanting to work there for as long as I can remember. 1388 01:16:20,556 --> 01:16:23,047 H m. Yeah. Well, I get that, 1389 01:16:23,125 --> 01:16:26,788 but I think you owe it to yourself to write what actually happened. 1390 01:16:26,862 --> 01:16:29,194 lt could be a great story. 1391 01:16:29,265 --> 01:16:32,063 Thanks, Tom. I didn't deserve to work 1392 01:16:32,134 --> 01:16:35,729 for a guy like you. And I'm sorry. 1393 01:16:35,804 --> 01:16:38,705 It's okay. Working in investment banking, 1394 01:16:38,774 --> 01:16:40,435 I don't meet many women like you. 1395 01:16:42,378 --> 01:16:45,506 lt was, um, an adventure. 1396 01:16:47,016 --> 01:16:49,007 A great adventure. 1397 01:16:51,687 --> 01:16:52,949 Goodbye, Tom. 1398 01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:20,148 Good, huh? 1399 01:17:20,215 --> 01:17:23,150 What really happened may not have a happy ending, 1400 01:17:23,218 --> 01:17:25,778 but love just doesn't happen to girls like me. 1401 01:17:25,854 --> 01:17:30,052 Girls who built their hopes on an intricate web of daydreams. 1402 01:17:33,195 --> 01:17:36,255 The trutHis that everyone has issues, 1403 01:17:36,332 --> 01:17:39,460 and maybe building up a fake perfect man in my mind 1404 01:17:39,535 --> 01:17:41,901 is my biggest issue of all. 1405 01:17:41,971 --> 01:17:45,236 I've been walking around with the ghost of my magic man. 1406 01:17:45,307 --> 01:17:49,209 He's been haunting me, keeping me from recognizing a world of opportunities 1407 01:17:49,278 --> 01:17:50,973 that were right in front of me. 1408 01:17:51,046 --> 01:17:53,674 My anger at Liam eventually faded away. 1409 01:17:53,749 --> 01:17:56,718 After all, he was just giving me what I wanted. 1410 01:17:56,785 --> 01:17:58,878 Every lovesick girl's fantasy. 1411 01:17:58,954 --> 01:18:02,549 An idealized version of what I imagined love should look like. 1412 01:18:03,993 --> 01:18:06,154 But there's no such thing as perfection. 1413 01:18:06,228 --> 01:18:08,526 Love is for people who are realistic 1414 01:18:08,597 --> 01:18:11,225 and smart enough to open their hearts and minds, 1415 01:18:11,300 --> 01:18:13,825 and who realize that a real relationship 1416 01:18:13,902 --> 01:18:17,133 is the ultimate fantasy. 1417 01:18:17,206 --> 01:18:19,265 I haven't found that relationship, yet, 1418 01:18:19,341 --> 01:18:24,278 but I've shaken off the shadow of my magic man and I'm finding myself. 1419 01:18:24,346 --> 01:18:26,280 I think that's a pretty good start. 1420 01:18:26,348 --> 01:18:29,374 I'd say you told the truth. 1421 01:18:29,451 --> 01:18:31,681 Yup, nothing but the truth. 1422 01:18:31,754 --> 01:18:35,246 I just couldn't tell a lie, you know, after everything I learned. 1423 01:18:35,324 --> 01:18:38,623 Well, it's probably the last article you'll be writing for Cosmo. 1424 01:18:38,694 --> 01:18:42,095 And I don't imagine they'll be calling me anytime soon. 1425 01:18:42,164 --> 01:18:45,531 I'm sorry, Joanne. You stuck your neck out for me and I... 1426 01:18:45,601 --> 01:18:50,265 Okay, enough. You did the right thing. I'm proud of you. 1427 01:18:53,575 --> 01:18:55,406 It's Kate. 1428 01:18:55,477 --> 01:18:57,138 Kate from Cosmo? 1429 01:18:57,212 --> 01:18:59,043 Hello. 1430 01:18:59,114 --> 01:19:03,574 Lane, hi. U h, I need to see you in my office first thing tomorrow morning. 1431 01:19:03,652 --> 01:19:08,316 U m, sure. So, what did you think bout the article? I know that it's... 1432 01:19:08,390 --> 01:19:10,585 I'll see you here. 1433 01:19:16,331 --> 01:19:18,925 So, what does one wear to get fired in? 1434 01:19:19,001 --> 01:19:21,299 Oh. Hang on. Here, take mine. 1435 01:19:21,370 --> 01:19:22,632 I need it. 1436 01:19:30,312 --> 01:19:33,304 Why did I tell the truth? What was I thinking? 1437 01:19:33,382 --> 01:19:39,218 I should've just written the article Kate asked for. She's gonna be so pissed. 1438 01:19:39,288 --> 01:19:41,848 So, this is what hell looks like. 1439 01:19:43,525 --> 01:19:46,494 Oh, I hate this crosswalk. It's taking me to my doom, 1440 01:19:46,562 --> 01:19:49,224 my destruction, the crushing of my dream. 1441 01:19:51,100 --> 01:19:53,159 Thank you for coming in today, Lane. 1442 01:19:53,235 --> 01:19:55,260 Kate. 1443 01:19:56,472 --> 01:19:58,133 I'm sorry about the article. 1444 01:19:58,207 --> 01:20:03,270 I don't... I know that it's terrible and I'm gonna redo it. 1445 01:20:03,345 --> 01:20:05,609 I got sick and I fell and I hit my head and... 1446 01:20:05,681 --> 01:20:07,114 Lane, it's perfect. 1447 01:20:07,182 --> 01:20:08,843 I don't know what got into me and... 1448 01:20:11,153 --> 01:20:12,211 What? 1449 01:20:12,287 --> 01:20:15,051 It's everything I ever wanted. 1450 01:20:15,124 --> 01:20:17,524 Everyone at Cosmo loves it. 1451 01:20:27,369 --> 01:20:32,068 When you came into my office asking to change what the story was about, 1452 01:20:32,141 --> 01:20:35,042 I realized this was about something much deeper. 1453 01:20:35,110 --> 01:20:38,739 I realized this was about you figuring things out for yourself. 1454 01:20:40,549 --> 01:20:42,813 I want to congratulate you 1455 01:20:42,885 --> 01:20:46,616 on your outstanding cover story for Cosmo. 1456 01:20:46,688 --> 01:20:49,088 Thank you. 1457 01:20:49,158 --> 01:20:52,650 And of course I'm gonna want updates on you and Tom. 1458 01:20:52,728 --> 01:20:54,389 Tom? 1459 01:20:54,463 --> 01:20:57,591 It's so obvious you guys are into each other. 1460 01:20:57,666 --> 01:20:59,327 What? Me and Tom? 1461 01:20:59,401 --> 01:21:01,232 Wait a second. So, you just went in 1462 01:21:01,303 --> 01:21:04,295 and kicked ass on the big presentation, packed up your desk, 1463 01:21:04,373 --> 01:21:06,898 said goodbye and just walked out? 1464 01:21:06,975 --> 01:21:09,034 Yes. That's what happened. 1465 01:21:09,111 --> 01:21:11,409 You never mentioned how he scored on your checklist. 1466 01:21:11,480 --> 01:21:13,345 Because I didn't do a checklist for Tom. 1467 01:21:13,415 --> 01:21:17,010 Oh, my God. Okay, hold on. What was it? 1468 01:21:19,188 --> 01:21:21,748 Okay. Does he take trips to exotic places on a whim? 1469 01:21:21,823 --> 01:21:23,051 Where are you going? 1470 01:21:23,125 --> 01:21:25,025 Back to my office. 1471 01:21:25,093 --> 01:21:27,084 Does he put passion above common sense? 1472 01:21:27,162 --> 01:21:30,393 Actually, I bought six. The same but not the same same. 1473 01:21:30,465 --> 01:21:33,263 Not really and no. 1474 01:21:33,335 --> 01:21:36,600 Do you have crazy public fights and torrid makeup sex? 1475 01:21:36,672 --> 01:21:38,230 This is for a stupid article? 1476 01:21:38,307 --> 01:21:40,104 We actually did have a public fight, 1477 01:21:40,175 --> 01:21:44,544 but it wasn't crazy and there was definitely no makeup sex. 1478 01:21:44,613 --> 01:21:46,410 Does he share your taste in food? 1479 01:21:46,481 --> 01:21:48,278 Why don't you take a walk on the wild side? 1480 01:21:48,350 --> 01:21:50,250 No. 1481 01:21:50,319 --> 01:21:53,982 Does he have an accent? Does he play a sexy musical instrument? 1482 01:21:54,056 --> 01:21:57,048 Yes. No. 1483 01:21:57,125 --> 01:21:59,491 Well, he plays the harmonica. 1484 01:21:59,561 --> 01:22:01,961 Are you starting to see a pattern here? 1485 01:22:02,030 --> 01:22:05,227 That Tom is a zero out of a ten? 1486 01:22:07,269 --> 01:22:08,759 And? 1487 01:22:09,838 --> 01:22:11,328 And... 1488 01:22:14,076 --> 01:22:15,907 I think I have to go. 1489 01:22:20,048 --> 01:22:22,243 That's my girl. 1490 01:22:24,553 --> 01:22:29,047 All that time my true magic man was was right in front of me and I didn't even notice. 1491 01:22:29,124 --> 01:22:32,389 I have to find Tom. 1492 01:22:32,461 --> 01:22:34,053 Lane. 1493 01:22:34,129 --> 01:22:35,687 Hey, where's Tom? 1494 01:22:35,764 --> 01:22:38,631 U m, sorry I was spinning in your chair, but it spins good. 1495 01:22:38,700 --> 01:22:40,065 John. 1496 01:22:40,135 --> 01:22:42,365 U h, I don't know. Are you okay? 1497 01:22:42,437 --> 01:22:45,270 Oh, we'll see. I need to find him. Do you know where he is? 1498 01:22:45,340 --> 01:22:47,467 Maybe he's down the hall. 1499 01:22:47,542 --> 01:22:49,476 lt spins better if you go the other way. 1500 01:22:52,347 --> 01:22:53,871 Oh. She's right. 1501 01:22:54,983 --> 01:22:57,975 Ooh ! Seth. Hey. How are you? 1502 01:22:58,053 --> 01:23:01,352 I'm... I'm good. I-I started seeing my ex-girlfriend again. 1503 01:23:01,423 --> 01:23:04,017 I used to think she was crazy, but after dating you... 1504 01:23:05,994 --> 01:23:09,953 U m, I'm glad I could help. Look, I need to find Tom. Do you know where he is? 1505 01:23:10,032 --> 01:23:13,695 He's actually in the conference room, but he's in a meeting. 1506 01:23:13,769 --> 01:23:15,532 N ice seeing you, Lane. 1507 01:23:15,604 --> 01:23:17,868 Yeah. 1508 01:23:17,939 --> 01:23:20,169 All right, guys. The entire department... 1509 01:23:20,242 --> 01:23:22,039 Tom. 1510 01:23:22,110 --> 01:23:24,476 Ab Fab, what are you doing here? 1511 01:23:24,546 --> 01:23:26,343 I figured it out. 1512 01:23:26,415 --> 01:23:27,746 Figured what out? 1513 01:23:27,816 --> 01:23:30,250 You have no style, you like boring food 1514 01:23:30,319 --> 01:23:33,447 and you have way too much common sense. 1515 01:23:33,522 --> 01:23:35,683 U m, okay. 1516 01:23:35,757 --> 01:23:38,419 You're not spontaneous, you don't have a sexy accent 1517 01:23:38,493 --> 01:23:41,053 and you are nothing I want in a guy. 1518 01:23:41,129 --> 01:23:42,926 Thanks? 1519 01:23:42,998 --> 01:23:46,331 No, it's a good thing and it just took me a while to realize that. 1520 01:23:46,401 --> 01:23:48,835 I don't think I follow. 1521 01:23:48,904 --> 01:23:52,738 Tom, I... I'm in love with you. 1522 01:23:56,044 --> 01:23:57,671 I love you, too. 1523 01:24:07,422 --> 01:24:11,654 You know how you want your first kiss to be strikingly passionate and beautiful 1524 01:24:11,727 --> 01:24:14,423 with everyone rising for a standing ovation? 1525 01:24:14,496 --> 01:24:17,488 Well, it turned out to be exactly what I hoped for. 1526 01:24:19,368 --> 01:24:20,392 Ow! 1527 01:24:20,469 --> 01:24:22,164 I'm sorry. 1528 01:24:22,237 --> 01:24:24,398 Well, almost. 1529 01:24:26,441 --> 01:24:29,308 Ah, the articles. They're fantastic. 1530 01:24:29,378 --> 01:24:31,107 I told you you should've used my list. 1531 01:24:31,179 --> 01:24:33,875 Tom is cute and he breathes. 1532 01:24:33,949 --> 01:24:36,110 So, now that you're a big-time writer, 1533 01:24:36,184 --> 01:24:38,482 are you gonna pitch in for groceries? 1534 01:24:38,553 --> 01:24:42,080 Oh. Well, you can call my people and see what they can work out. 1535 01:24:42,157 --> 01:24:45,251 Okay. Well, tell your people that I loved your article. 1536 01:24:45,327 --> 01:24:47,318 Thank you so much, Joanne. 1537 01:24:47,396 --> 01:24:49,523 And the cover photo is amazing. 1538 01:24:49,598 --> 01:24:51,828 You're not so bad, you know. 1539 01:24:51,900 --> 01:24:54,596 So, my article comes out and people read it 1540 01:24:54,669 --> 01:24:57,001 and seemed to like it, whicHis great. 1541 01:24:57,072 --> 01:24:59,666 I'm onto my next big piece for Cosmo. 1542 01:24:59,741 --> 01:25:02,733 A story about helping your boyfriend become fashion savvy, 1543 01:25:02,811 --> 01:25:05,075 whicHis no small feat. 1544 01:25:05,147 --> 01:25:07,547 Tom's green division is up and running, 1545 01:25:07,616 --> 01:25:11,347 and he convinces me to help out on his presentations now and again. 1546 01:25:11,420 --> 01:25:13,888 Tom is. . . Tom. 1547 01:25:13,955 --> 01:25:16,480 And there's no leading man quite like him. 1548 01:25:16,558 --> 01:25:19,994 The little quirks are precisely the things that I love. 1549 01:25:20,061 --> 01:25:24,225 It's our romance and it's a real romance. 1550 01:25:24,299 --> 01:25:27,996 It's wonderful because all the pieces of me fit with the pieces of him. 1551 01:25:28,069 --> 01:25:29,832 Lane. Lane, I can't feel my arm. 1552 01:25:29,905 --> 01:25:32,897 Oh ! I'm sorry.