1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:04,035 - Come on! - Turn it on, brotha. 2 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:05,252 - I'm trying, brother. 3 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:06,245 - Let's go! 4 00:00:06,381 --> 00:00:07,872 Panini are gettin' cold, brother. 5 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,044 - It won't work, brother. 6 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:10,041 - Then how are we gonna watch 7 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:12,134 Monday Night Raw, brother? 8 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:13,252 - Yeah. 9 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:15,721 Whoa, hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Relax, brother! 10 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:19,092 - Wrestlemania 28 is- is happening in 72 hours. 11 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:20,469 We're hosting it. 12 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:21,890 - We're known for this party. 13 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,809 - And we have a pack of giant dudes comin' over. 14 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,648 John Paul's dad is coming over. 15 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:28,769 - I'm just saying that maybe we don't need a TV. 16 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:32,864 We've got an entire wall of entertainment. 17 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:34,569 [heavy metal music] 18 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,409 [all screaming] 19 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,746 - Ahh! [fireworks popping] 20 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,080 all: Ah! 21 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:42,665 - Hi-ya! - Hi-ya! 22 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:45,285 [all shouting] 23 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:47,787 - Oh, ho, yeah! - Yes! 24 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:48,788 - I wanna do a book grenade. 25 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:49,880 - Do it, bub. 26 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,465 - Light it. Light it. - This is fun. 27 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,425 - Light it up. - Now we're cookin'. 28 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:54,795 - All right, that one. - Let's do it, man. 29 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:56,011 - Oh, dude, your hair's on fire! 30 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,220 - What? - Your hair! 31 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,090 [all yelling] 32 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,388 - [screams] 33 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:06,765 I'm okay! 34 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,482 - That was awesome! - We have to get a TV. 35 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,351 - Yes, TV, definitely. 36 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:14,447 [hip-hop music] 37 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:15,440 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 38 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,033 ♪♪ 39 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,117 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪ 40 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,737 - ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪ 41 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:25,075 - Okay, everyone, eyes up here. 42 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,707 Jet Set, could you take the headphones off, please? 43 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:30,125 - They're not on. 44 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:31,748 - Okay, great. 45 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:35,672 So, uh, we have a very special treat today. 46 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,887 It seems the folks at Frostwell have decided 47 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:41,053 that the first person to sell 20 units is going to get 48 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:44,302 a brand-new, top-of-the-line Glacier refrigerator. 49 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,428 - What? 50 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:46,645 - So if you make a sale, 51 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:48,685 just come on down and ring the Frostwell bell. 52 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,149 [bell clangs] 53 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:51,984 - Well, there goes our nap time. - Yeah. 54 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:52,977 - Jillian. 55 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,524 - Ah. 56 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,522 - Why is there a refrigerator in here? 57 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,025 - Guys. - TV. 58 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,151 - Jet set, just- 59 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,698 - Wrestlemania. 60 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,162 - Good luck, chumps. 61 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,031 I'm takin' my life to the next level. 62 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:06,829 Gonna get that garage fridge. 63 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,826 - That's a living room television. 64 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,204 - Garage fridge. 65 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:13,832 Strictly venison. All deer everything. 66 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,458 - We should buy deer. Where do you buy deer at? 67 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:16,755 - I hunt, man. 68 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:18,344 You don't think black folks can hunt? 69 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:19,929 I ski, snorkel. 70 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:22,925 We're takin' this whole shit over. 71 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,926 - Wait. He's black? 72 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:26,849 - There's no way to tell. 73 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:27,891 - Okay, guys, uh, don't forget 74 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:29,434 to grab your leads on the way out, 75 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:30,477 and, oh- 76 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,817 and, uh, I'd like to introduce you to Naomi. 77 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:35,231 She's going to be temping for Al today, 78 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:37,856 and she actually just moved here from Australia. 79 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,904 - Hi, everyone. It's a pleasure to be here. 80 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:42,743 - [sighs] Ow! 81 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,112 - I know. 82 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,705 The one day we need to focus, and she had to temp. 83 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,574 - [Australian accent] Don't mind me. 84 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,201 I'll just be here with my breasts and boobs, 85 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,670 being a girl as hard as possible. 86 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:55,882 Freakin' Austrians, like, land down under. 87 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,626 - And you know she just dates the hottest dudes of all time. 88 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,048 - If you don't want to date me, that's fine. 89 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,261 I get that. 90 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:02,471 But you're wrong, and I hate you. 91 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:04,556 - Let her date the- the underwear models 92 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,176 and the pro surfers, okay? 93 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:08,143 I'm sorry if we're real people. 94 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:09,478 - We're real. - So real. 95 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:10,471 - We're the realest people. 96 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:11,563 - I know. - So real. 97 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,773 - I'm sick of beautiful people 98 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,437 who don't have to work for their beauty, 99 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:15,685 when I'm over here, 100 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:17,778 sweatin' my balls off for all this beauty. 101 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,647 And you can hardly tell some days. 102 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:21,399 - Oh, no. I'm not wearing underwear. 103 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:22,571 - Mm. 104 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:23,989 - What happens when I pre-jaculate? 105 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:26,238 - No one is going to pre, okay? 106 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,614 - I always do. - Guys! Let's- 107 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:28,865 Let's just think of a flaw, right? 108 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:29,911 She's not perfect. 109 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,909 Yes, she's exactly what we want to be raped by, right? 110 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:32,956 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 111 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,078 - But does she have the build 112 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,422 to birth me my Olympic triathlete son? 113 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,667 No, not with those giant cans and tapered waist. 114 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,464 I'm sorry. It's just not gonna happen. 115 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,928 - Ders, she has the face of a god. 116 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:46,265 If I look directly at her, I will pre my pants. 117 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,759 - You pre a lot too. 118 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,430 You could fill up an Otter Pop sleeve. 119 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,434 - [gasps] Oh! 120 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:57,811 Oh! 121 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,687 [laughs] Didn't see you there. 122 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:02,190 - I-I'm Jillian Belk, Alice's assistant. 123 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,237 - Oh. Naomi. [laughs] - Nice to meet you. 124 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,110 I just wanted to say, I'm so happy 125 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,737 to have someone here who's my age and just, like, 126 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,364 a regular girl. 127 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:10,956 - Yeah. No, definitely. 128 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,292 - Because most of these people are real creeps. 129 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,286 - [whispering] Really? 130 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,789 - Oh, what, you want this? You want some of this? 131 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:21,838 No, Waymond. It's not a Warren G music video. 132 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,633 - Hey, little dude, what's up? Is your mom home? 133 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,631 [sultry music] 134 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,134 Why aren't you at school? 135 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,181 Suspended? Cool. 136 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:34,477 - No, sir, you're gonna love this...boob. 137 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,815 Uh, refrigerator. 138 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:36,807 It's pretty boob. 139 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,479 - Look, I'm calling to- 140 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,979 uh, we got refrigerators that we're selling. 141 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,400 Do you want one? 142 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,239 - Only a 4-inch blade? 143 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:45,858 And she grounded you too? 144 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,656 Oh, that is dumb. 145 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:48,653 Uh, you know what? I got to go, man. 146 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:49,700 Sorry about your dumb mom. 147 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,367 Uh, knives rule! 148 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:54,413 - Hey, um, sorry to bother you guys. 149 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,786 - Oh. [chuckles] Not a problem. What's up? 150 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:58,504 - Is there a coat rack around here? 151 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:01,670 - Yeah, it's called the back of your chair. 152 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,168 [all laugh] 153 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,714 - Yeah, this ain't the Four Seasons, 154 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,337 so, you know, get real. 155 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,009 Act real. Why aren't you real? 156 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:11,259 - Yeah. Fo' sure. [chuckles] 157 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:12,430 [nervous laughter] 158 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:13,848 - Oh, my God. 159 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,642 - So how are you guys going with sales? 160 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:17,060 I just got my first one. 161 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,228 - Wow! 162 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,726 I'll call CNN, 163 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,272 tell Anderson Cooper about it, 164 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:22,690 and he'll probably, like, break the story. 165 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:23,779 [all laugh] 166 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,523 - Anderson Cooper. Break the story. 167 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:26,524 - No, but seriously, 168 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:27,992 how sweet is that new fridge? 169 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:29,826 It would go perfect in my new flat. 170 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:32,288 - Oh, yeah, well, you know, not all of us get what we want. 171 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:34,702 Some of us have to work super hard for it, 172 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:35,951 like, you know, 173 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,578 like real people- uh, we're real, and you're not. 174 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,454 You're like an a-you're like an angel. 175 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:41,797 - Yeah. 176 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:44,379 - Uh, is the sorceress gone? 177 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,718 - No, man, she's here. She's still here. 178 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,212 - Oh. 179 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,930 - Um, okay, well, good luck with your sales. 180 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,594 - Well, uh, 181 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,888 I don't need any luck, 'cause I'm 100% skill, so... 182 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,932 It-I-you're- 183 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,726 - Got her. 184 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,142 - What's up, slut? 185 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:03,728 Oh, my gosh. 186 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,230 You're such a whore. [laughs] 187 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,402 - Bye. Hey, Jill. [laughs] 188 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:08,650 - This is for you. - Oh! 189 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,071 - Read it. [laughs] - Uh, okay. 190 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,569 [clears throat] 191 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:12,912 - Oh, but with your voice. 192 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,326 - Oh. Okay, uh... 193 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,165 "Will you go to lunch with me?" [laughs] 194 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:19,126 - And the... - Uh... 195 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,462 "Your close friend, Jillian." - [laughs] 196 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,172 - Well, sure. That sounds great. - All right. 197 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,087 Uh, do you want to hit up the Steak and Shake? 198 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,709 - I'm actually a vegetarian. 199 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,677 - What? How do you not eat meat? 200 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:31,798 - Well- - Is... 201 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:34,846 a question that I get asked all the time by people, 202 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:38,688 because I'm also a vegetarian too. 203 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,022 - Oh. - As well. 204 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,016 So do you want to get a table for two 205 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,563 at the International House of Salads? 206 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,937 - Okay. - Later, hooker. 207 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,108 - Okay. [both laugh] 208 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,027 - Hey, guys. - The boobs are like- 209 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,445 - Hey, I'm sorry, 210 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:52,034 but you probably won't be seeing as much of me, 211 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,949 now that I got a new besty, Naomi. 212 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,446 She's very cool. 213 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:58,450 And don't put meats on my desk. 214 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,292 Just for today. [bell rings] 215 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,831 - Chalk it up, boys. 216 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:04,125 Five fridges in 40 minutes. 217 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,338 It's a land speed record. 218 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,174 How many y'all got? - Uh... 219 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:08,634 - Zero, right now. - Yeah. 220 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,424 - I mean, how do you even concentrate 221 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:13,138 with that sex demon Naomi walkin' around, 222 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,473 smellin' all delicious? 223 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,809 - Because I love my wife. 224 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,805 Can't no strange come between what I got in this bedroom. 225 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:20,805 You understand? 226 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,354 Colleen got that stingray coochie. 227 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:24,396 Do you feel me, Ders? 228 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:25,734 - Never do. 229 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,319 - You need some love, 230 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,530 'cause it will sustain y'all. 231 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:35,491 - We are T-minus 61 hours until Wrestlemania. 232 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,363 - Guys, maybe we should just go find 233 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:38,785 a cheap TV on Craigslist. 234 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,453 - What a quitter. 235 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,622 There's a free TV out there, just waiting to be won. 236 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:44,871 - You don't think I know that? I'm just trying to focus. 237 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,167 - Ugh, me too. 238 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,506 It's kind of hard to focus, 239 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,375 especially since I got one of those fifth grade boners, 240 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:50,877 where your dick hasn't fully grown yet, 241 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,344 and all the blood's rushin' into it, 242 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,383 and it gets super hard. 243 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:54,471 Remember those? 244 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,807 - Does this look weird? - What? 245 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:57,846 - Yes! 246 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,844 I'm, uh, tuckin' my boner up. 247 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,937 - Oh, yeah, no, I've been tucked up since jump. 248 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,852 Actually the metal in my belt's pokin' it a little bit. 249 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,351 It hurts. - Guys, what is the plan? 250 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,103 - Obviously, we're just gonna go in the bathroom, masturbate, 251 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:10,696 maybe once, maybe twice, who knows? 252 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:11,860 Try to get everything out. 253 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:12,857 Come back out here, get on the phones, 254 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,404 and be sales monsters. 255 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,243 - You're gonna crank down here at the office? 256 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:17,361 You think that's a smart idea? 257 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,863 - People take smoke breaks all the time. 258 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,412 - Yeah, so we'll take a stroke break. 259 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:22,704 - You can get fired for this. 260 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:23,872 - Well, if it makes you feel better, 261 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,211 we'll ask Alice first. 262 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,203 - That's a worse idea 263 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,830 than just doing it by its own! 264 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:30,800 - You're being a child, and that's weird, 265 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,543 because you're one of the oldest people I know. 266 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,296 Blake, shall we? 267 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:36,548 - You're doing it now? Okay. 268 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,265 This I got to see. 269 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:40,009 - Alice, 270 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,979 Ders wants to know if he can masturbate in the office. 271 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,893 - ♪ You gotta, gotta be fresh ♪ 272 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,984 - ♪ He's insane, ah ♪ 273 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,778 - Holmvic, get in here. 274 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,025 - Mm. 275 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,449 - Let me guess. She said no? 276 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,823 Told you guys. It was stupid to ask. I'm sorry. 277 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,620 - Okay, so this isn't a joke? 278 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:04,788 - Oh, no, they're serious. 279 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,251 We've been talking about it all day. 280 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,540 - Anders, I never thought 281 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,413 I would actually have to say this to you, 282 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,916 but you're not allowed to masturbate at work. 283 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,384 - Sorry, dude, we tried. Really hard. 284 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:14,922 - Wait, no, no. Me? No. 285 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,296 Them. They want to masturbate. I- 286 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,093 - Oh, what, so you don't want to crank it? 287 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,305 - No, of course, I'd love to, 288 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,641 but I'm not gonna ask her. 289 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,351 - Oh, so you're gonna do it without asking? 290 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,095 Were you raised in a barn, Anders? 291 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,768 - No one is masturbating anywhere in the office! 292 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,232 Now get out! 293 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:31,648 - I think that went great. - What? 294 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:34,272 - Yeah, you heard what she said. No masturbating in the office. 295 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,239 Skoo! 296 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,869 - [grunts] Oh, this is fun. 297 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,283 [unzips pants] It reminds me of, like, 298 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,781 when you were a kid and you'd masturbate 299 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,624 in the car on the way to church. 300 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:46,788 Did you guys use to do that? 301 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,252 - Guys, can we just make this quick? 302 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:49,836 I'm pretty sure we can go to jail for this. 303 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,921 - Ders, can you make some sounds, dude? 304 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,916 I can't really masturbate when it's too quiet. 305 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,964 - I'm not making sounds for you. - Oh, that's perfect. Thank you. 306 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,428 - Stop-shh! - Oh! That's even better. 307 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:58,716 I love it when they shush me. 308 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,134 Oh! - Oh, sorry. 309 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,632 - Get out of my crank zone! 310 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:05,557 - Sorry, dude, I just have a seat belt buckle up my ass. 311 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:08,021 - This sucks. We don't have any porno or anything. 312 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,732 I have literally no sexual memories. 313 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,068 I haven't had sex with many girls, truthfully. 314 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:15,734 But I know who has some perfect moobs! 315 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,151 - Come on! - Let me feel those nips! 316 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,990 - Get off me! Stop it! Get off my titties! 317 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,281 - Let me feel those nips! - Get back in your zone, dude. 318 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:22,493 My penis is right here. 319 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,784 - My zone sucks! Your zones are so much fun. 320 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:27,579 You got, like, a steering wheel to hold on to, extra grip. 321 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:28,951 You got all that room back there. 322 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,373 Can I come in your zone, Blake? 323 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:31,746 - Uh, well, 324 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,668 nobody's comin' in my zone, muchacho, heh. 325 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,258 - [groans] 326 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,002 I'm not used to sitting up and masturbating. 327 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,720 I'm just punching myself in the nuts. 328 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,181 Are you guys havin' that? I have really big balls, though. 329 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,550 So no big deal. 330 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,177 Ders, what's goin' on, buddy? 331 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,302 Pretty quiet over there. 332 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:48,849 You wanna borrow some of my lube? 333 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,018 - Wait a minute. You've got lube? 334 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,391 - Yeah. - Pass it back here. 335 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,017 - Well, it's not lube, necessarily. 336 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,644 - Guys. - It's car wax. 337 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,896 But it's really puttin' a nice shimmer. 338 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,363 It's-it's gleaming right now. 339 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,902 I want to show this off. I want to take- 340 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,070 - You're grossing me out. Please go dry. 341 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,659 - You're a dry guy? 342 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,904 Wow, that makes so much sense. 343 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,155 Little known fact: 344 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,748 most serial killers were dry guys. 345 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,038 I recently read a book on- on the subject- 346 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,251 It was a blog, but I read it. 347 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,371 - That's not true. I'm a dry guy. 348 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,338 There's a lot of normal guys out there that are dry guys. 349 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,549 - No. No, creeps are dry guys. 350 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,589 - No, normal people are. - Fred Durst is a dry guy. 351 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,720 That was also part of the blog. 352 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,430 - Besides the point, I don't think it should be 353 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,720 some grand ritual where you're gettin' lubes 354 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:26,763 and lighting candles. 355 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,011 It should just be- - No candles. 356 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,058 - A spontaneous treat. - Oh! 357 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,852 Oh, my God, ah! It's burning my dick. 358 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,724 I think I got some in my pee hole. 359 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,068 - Rawr. - Oof! Whoo! 360 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,403 - Oh, I'm going to be the first one! 361 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,520 - Oh. - Oh, I'm gonna win. 362 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,318 Ho-o-oly moly! 363 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,657 - Oh! - [yells] 364 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:45,403 [all screaming] 365 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,030 - That did not work out. - Come on. 366 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,202 [bell clanging] 367 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,417 - Oh! This one goes to 11, bitches! 368 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:55,254 If anybody think they can sell better than Monteezy, 369 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,338 be my Christopher Guest. 370 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,583 Waymy, come get this bell. 371 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,710 [grunts] - All right. Great job, dude. 372 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,804 - Wow, I hate him. Really! - Okay, uh... 373 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,798 This has to stop. How many sales do we have? 374 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,470 - Uh, nearing zero. - We've got...yeah, none. 375 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,389 - Oh, here-here she comes. Here she comes, of course. 376 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,601 Tuck 'em up. Tuck 'em up. - Tuck 'em up. 377 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:11,811 - Tuck 'em up. - Tuck 'em-ow. 378 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,226 - How are you, chief? both: hey. 379 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,599 - Hi, guys. 380 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,815 - Oh, my God. - Are you okay- 381 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,776 Ho-o-oly butt cheeks! - Are you all right? 382 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:18,985 Those are her- - That's a butt. 383 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,229 - Do you need help? - I'm sorry. 384 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,901 - That's a- - That looks like it. 385 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,444 Oh, you got it. You got it. Help her. 386 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,693 - That was- - Boys! 387 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:28,320 This babe has to bounce. 388 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,077 - ♪ She do what? ♪ 389 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,129 - Guy's, let's just talk to her. 390 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,716 - Thanks for lunch, Gil. 391 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,426 - Yeah. Enjoy the spring rolls. 392 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,216 - We'll talk about everything later. 393 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:46,213 - What's up? 394 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,011 - What's up? - Yo. 395 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:51,601 - Who's that dude? 396 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,095 - Oh, uh, that's my boyfriend. 397 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,813 Well, actually... 398 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:55,772 I don't really know at the moment. 399 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:56,936 [clears throat] 400 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,811 - You're kidding, right? That's your boyfriend, that guy? 401 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,188 - Is or was. 402 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,484 We actually might be breaking up. 403 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,983 - But you dated that dude? That regular-ass dude? 404 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,111 What? He's, like, a five. 405 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,862 - What's that guy's story? 406 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,159 Does he do your hair? 407 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,827 He's a gay dude doin' your hair, huh? 408 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:13,870 Right? 409 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,415 Oh, my gosh! He's packin' heat, huh? 410 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:17,912 - Yeah, for sure. - Yup, yeah, big one. 411 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,629 - Tell me when to stop. - He's got a huge one? Huge one? 412 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,248 - He works at BevMo. 413 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,841 - [laughing] He's a BevMo dude? 414 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,176 Like, check-out or stock? 415 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,385 'Cause if he's stock, I know he can lift. 416 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,594 - Well, he seems like a sweetheart. 417 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,885 He seemed- and also stout. 418 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,303 - Uh-huh. - And that's important. 419 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,391 I'm pretty stout as well. - Hope you guys patch it. 420 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,760 - Hang on just a second. - Let's just- 421 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,306 - Oh, my gosh, she dates losers. 422 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,646 That means we have a chance. 423 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:38,356 - She's so ours. She's so ours. - Let's get her. 424 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,941 - Hey, Nay-Nay. Are you ready for lunch? 425 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,025 - Oh. 426 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,111 Gil surprised me and brought me veggie spring rolls. 427 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,276 I'm so sorry. - Oh. 428 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:46,899 No, that's- no, that's fine. 429 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,025 That's okay. 430 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,245 Um, I was gonna give this to you at lunch, 431 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,910 during the second course, but let's just open it now. 432 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,874 - Thank you. - No, go for it. 433 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,834 It's crappy wrapping, so just go for it. 434 00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,919 [laughs] Surprise! 435 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:03,007 You had no idea that I was watching you, 436 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:06,377 and you just looked so peaceful, so I just snapped a pic. 437 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,719 - Thank you. It's- - You like it? 438 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,304 - Yeah. - Yeah, fuck yeah! 439 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,048 Yes! Whoo! 440 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,265 [both laugh] 441 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,929 - Thank you. - But we should get one of me. 442 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,223 Yeah? - Sure. We could do that. 443 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,891 - Okay, cool. That's awesome. - Okay. Okay. 444 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,389 - Did you know that in Africa, 445 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,062 they believe that a picture captures the soul? 446 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,732 - Holy! Moly! - Oh! [laughs] 447 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,525 - If she dates that regular-ass dude, 448 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,693 then you know she's totally down to DTF all of us. 449 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,488 - Hey, may the best regular-ass dude win, huh? 450 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,952 - Wait a sec. - How do I look? 451 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,616 - That's not gonna work. We're gonna get backstabby. 452 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:34,989 It's gonna ruin it for everyone. 453 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,956 - He's right. 454 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,667 Hey! I got it! 455 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,502 Let's win that refrigerator for her. 456 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,792 Yeah, she's been talkin' about it all day. 457 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:43,880 We'll give it to her, 458 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,091 and she'll have no choice but to date one of us. 459 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,006 - Women do love electronics. 460 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,673 - That is 100% true. 461 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:53,220 My dad gave my mom a car charger for her 40th birthday, 462 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,343 and she was just blowin' him seven days straight. 463 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,390 Demamp power grunt, like, whoa, 464 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,935 comin' through the walls, just- [grunts violently] 465 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,103 Oh! Oh! Ohh! 466 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,101 - Imagine what we'd get for a refrigerator. 467 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,229 - Standing cartwheel 69s. 468 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,777 [The Disciplines' Yours for the Taking] 469 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,194 - ♪ Under different circumstances ♪ 470 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,612 ♪ We'd probably be friends ♪ 471 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,202 ♪ Girl, I've known you now for a long, long time ♪ 472 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,947 [bell clanging] 473 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,872 ♪ How much longer you need to make up your mind ♪ 474 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,290 ♪ 'Cause I'm ready to ♪ 475 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,790 ♪ Crack the whip for you now ♪ 476 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,463 [bell clanging] ♪ Put my heart and soul in it ♪ 477 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,802 [bell clanging] ♪ Crash and burn for you now ♪ 478 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,264 ♪ Don't you know I'm yours for the takin' ♪ 479 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,803 ♪ Baby, I'm yours for the takin' ♪ 480 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,301 ♪ I'm yours ♪ 481 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,644 - [grunts] Yeah! - All right, all right. 482 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,933 So Montez has 18. How many we got? 483 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,306 - Three. 484 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,025 - What? I saw you ring the bell, like, 100 times. 485 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,236 - Uh, yeah, it's- it's really fun. 486 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,820 - [groans] 487 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,618 What the hell is going on, dudes? 488 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,207 Montez is over there just runnin' train on us, 489 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,292 and it's hurtin' my pride. 490 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,253 - He's just- he's just a dope salesman. 491 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,917 - He's really good. He's really talented. 492 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:07,914 - He's like a machine. 493 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,040 - He's like Charlie Sheen in that movie. 494 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,463 - Stop. - What movie was that? 495 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,632 - What the F-word is happening right now, guys? 496 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:13,719 - The Chase. 497 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,009 - Okay, look. 498 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,428 Uh, Montez makes a few sales, 499 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,176 and we're ready to crown him the king- 500 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,099 the hot dog-uh, guy? 501 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,141 No! 502 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,515 I am sick of tired 503 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,859 about hearing what a great salesman Montez is. 504 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:28,852 Screw him. 505 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,104 - All right. - Yes. 506 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,571 - Cool, what's- so what's the plan? 507 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,565 - Oh, I don't- I don't know. 508 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:34,737 Adam? 509 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,610 - Wow, I'm not good with plans. - Haven't revved up. 510 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,614 - Whoa. Oh, my God! 511 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:43,459 What if we gave him some cold leads? 512 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,953 - Adam, the guy fucks stingrays. 513 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,169 He'd make the sale. 514 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:48,755 - Well, not if he was sellin' 515 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,045 to the coldest lead of them all. 516 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,964 Me. 517 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,712 - Rich, that's what I'm tell- - Montez, what up, dog? 518 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:56,929 Your mustache is looking great, 519 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,924 and I just wanted to let you know 520 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,392 you're- oh, murdering it. 521 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,806 - Well, I'm a sales juggernaut. 522 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,975 I'm the Lance Armstrong of this business right now. 523 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,096 - You only have one ball? 524 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,394 - And I'll have you know something else. 525 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,769 I already had Colleen move the washer/dryer combo 526 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,146 to make way for my new deer fridge. 527 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,738 - That's important. I want a strong wife. 528 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,823 Hey, Alice told me to give you guys these new leads... 529 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,068 - Ooh. 530 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,990 - And supposedly, they're the hot shit, so- 531 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,237 - Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. - All right. 532 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,238 - Hey, it's Blake. 533 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,455 Yeah, I talked to you earlier. 534 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,074 Your mom grounded you for the knife. 535 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,293 Well, I think that's bull crap. 536 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,959 Actually, my nickname is Blade. 537 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,582 - Watch and learn, little chipmunk... 538 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,707 [sighs] 539 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,802 'Cause I'm about to roast this nut. 540 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,592 - [gruff voice] Hello. 541 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:41,262 - Yes, um, is this Mr. Terry Bollea? 542 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,807 - Oh, you've reached Terry, brother. 543 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,054 - How you doin' today, sir? 544 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,976 - Well, pretty good, besides the fact 545 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,816 that my refrigerator just busted. 546 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,937 - [whispering] Way-Way, get the bell. 547 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,156 - I have an idea of how you can get back at your mom. 548 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:59,243 Do you know where she keeps her credit cards? 549 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:02,204 Good. Get the platinum one. 550 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:05,199 - Basically, sir, this fridge is as good as it's gonna get. 551 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,666 - Does it make ice cubes? 552 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:07,659 - Crushed and whole. 553 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,627 - Can ya keep eggs in it? 554 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,462 - Of course, eggs, meat, anything you want. 555 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,332 - Jell-O? - Jell-O, yes. 556 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,878 - Here's the deal, you're gonna give me 557 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,593 the numbers on that credit card, 558 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,053 and I promise you, 559 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,263 mama's gonna rue the day she grounded you 560 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:21,973 for bringing a knife to school. 561 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,308 - Juice? - Yes. 562 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,018 - Apple juice? - Yeah-huh. 563 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,479 - Carrot juice? - Oh, my God-yeah, uh-huh. 564 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,020 - What about my different cheeses, provolone? 565 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,101 - It's happening. He's doing it! 566 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,069 He's giving me his parents' credit card number. 567 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,859 [laughing] I just sold... 568 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,153 20 fridges! 20 fridges! 569 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,277 - You're goin' down, people. It's going down, people! 570 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,493 - Whoo! Whoo! 571 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,114 - What? He got 20? 572 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,581 Hello? Terry? Terry? 573 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,496 - How'd those leads work out, 574 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,960 brother? 575 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:53,000 - Ice cold. [all shouting] 576 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,998 - Sales beasts! Sales beasts! - Dude! How could you- 577 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,342 - Yes! Oh, this is our TV. - Ah. Oh! 578 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,961 - Look at this. This is a nice TV. 579 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,007 - Wow. 580 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,095 Well, I can't believe this, 581 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,260 but our winner is Blake Henderson. 582 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,758 [light applause] 583 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:08,012 - So, yeah. You guys lost to this guy. 584 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,482 - Congrats on the fridge. [laughs] 585 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:17,855 - Yeah, it's pretty cool. 586 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,983 - Yeah. Hey, Naomi. Uh- 587 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,575 Come on. 588 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,865 So, uh...ahem. 589 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,363 You like refrigerators, right? 590 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,660 - Yeah. - Good. 591 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:31,536 Because we wanted to give this to you, 592 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,752 as a gift. 593 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,997 - Really? Why? 594 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,464 - Let's be honest here. 595 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,879 You've been throwin' out crazy sex appeal all day, 596 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,253 and we noticed that you date, like, weirdly average dudes, 597 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,630 like us 598 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,722 and Gil. 599 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,638 - And we thought maybe you, uh, liked one of us. 600 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:51,059 - So who do you choose? 601 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,271 - Choose? 602 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,390 - To be your boyfriend. 603 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,642 [all laugh] 604 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:56,518 - Hey, gutter slut! 605 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,395 I found this in the trash. 606 00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,567 If you didn't want to be friends, 607 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,780 you could've just been honest with me. 608 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:03,446 - [sighs] I didn't throw that in the trash. 609 00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,239 - Well, you threw one thing in the trash, 610 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,033 our perfect fucking future. 611 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,280 [glass shatters] 612 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,625 - Jill, we don't have a future, 613 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,414 because I don't know you. 614 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,458 I just met you today. 615 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,205 And as for you guys, 616 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:20,254 clearly, you're all insane! 617 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,470 God! I hate temping. 618 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,180 - Drama queen. - Wow. 619 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,178 What a bitch! 620 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,397 Whoo! There we go, baby! 621 00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:36,562 - Oh! He's about to do the five meter shuffle! 622 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,902 - Oh! And he's pinned! - Yep! 623 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,895 all: One! Two! Oh! 624 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,023 - Why did you do that? - What are you doing? 625 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,320 - Aw! - What's wrong with you, man? 626 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,444 - Oh, my God, who cares? Wrestling's fake. 627 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,242 - And my hate for you is very real. 628 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,456 - Okay, you are going down, brother! 629 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,916 - Get him! - Get him! 630 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,753 - Direct hit. [laughs] 631 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,379 - Nice. 632 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,467 [dog snorting, noisemaker toots] 633 00:21:04,467 --> 00:21:06,467 Retail subrip by jeem.