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- Whoo!
That is a mom butt right there-
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Long and low.
- Whoa.
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Daddy likes mom butts.
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- Have you guys ever looked
at your checks before?
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- Direct deposit, dude.
- No. No, I haven't.
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- It's bizarro, man.
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It says I only get, like,
half of my money here.
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- Seriously?
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Who's FICA?
Why am I paying him $55?
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- Meeda-Meed-a-care?
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I don't even know what that is.
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That's not even a real thing.
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- All right, guys.
They're taxes.
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- Ders, what are taxes?
- Yeah.
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- Uh, society-
It's a big pie, right?
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We got to help cook it?
- Yeah.
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- Okay, you guys know brackets-
basketball, you know?
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- Yeah, no, I know those.
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- So it's progressive
bracketology.
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- You're losing me, bud.
- Yeah.
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- Taxes,
they pay for roads,
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like, fire trucks,
schools, this park.
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- Really?
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So my tax money paid
for this whole park right here?
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- Yes. Yeah.
- That's awesome.
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- So you're saying that we paid
for everything at this park?
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- Yeah.
- We paid for the sand?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Well, fine,
then I'm taking some.
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- So we paid for that slide
and that swing set
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and that bench
over there, right?
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I'm an owner?
- Yeah, you're owning.
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- That's-I like that.
Taxes are cool.
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- We definitely own
that, then...
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Right?
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- Oh, yeah, we do.
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Taxes rule!
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I forgot my paycheck.
Turn around.
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[hip-hop music]
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- ♪ I'm fresh ♪
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♪♪
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- ♪ You gotta, you gotta,
you gotta ♪
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- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
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- [sighs] Well, I think
we can officially say
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this house is now a home.
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- Can you guys imagine going
to a bar and telling a babe,
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"Uh, yeah, you know,
I got a dragon at my house"?
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- "You should come over,
play with my dragon."
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And my-and that's also
another term for my dick.
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- Oh, you know what
we need to do?
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Name him.
- Yeah.
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- Yes, but it's got
to be something hard.
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It is badass.
- Yeah, very badass.
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- Hello, "Cee Lo Green."
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- Ooh, I like that.
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What about "Ivan Drago-n,"
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like the guy who had
the sinister flattop?
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- "Reptar," right?
From Rugrats.
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That's badass, dude.
- Yeah.
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- That was such a Tommy move
by me by naming him that.
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It's so Tommy.
- Reptar's good.
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- Should I get a flattop?
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- I really feel like you guys
aren't hearing me.
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I came up
with the perfect name.
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It's "Cee Lo Green."
He has those-
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those short, T-rex arms,
and, I mean, he's a thug.
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He was in Goodie Mob.
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- So that's a no
on the flattop?
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- Hey, fuck the Dragons!
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- What?
- Hey, hey, hey!
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Watch your mouth!
This is a family neighborhood!
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- Yeah!
Fuck you, dickhead!
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- Yeah, you got a problem
with Reptar,
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you got a problem with me!
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- Did you see that poseur
with the skateboard?
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[laughter and scoffing]
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Hey, skateboarder dude,
why don't you, uh,
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find a real identity?
'Cause you're lying to yourself.
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- I'm a taxpayer!
What are you?
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A sax player in the band,
you idiot?
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- Oh, get 'em.
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- Yeah, probably.
That's a cool instrument.
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- Nerd!
- Nerd!
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- Let's, uh-let's finish
drinking some beers,
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because the sweetest revenge
is living well.
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Darius Rucker said it,
so you know it's real.
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- I miss Darius Rucker.
- You're right.
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Let's cool our guns.
- Love that song.
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He was in Bush, right?
- I think not.
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- What do you say
we finish these beers
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and, uh,
celebrate at the bar?
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- I like it.
- I like that idea.
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Dibs on your hair gel, dude.
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- Our dragon
is gonna seal the deal,
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Cee Lo Green style.
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- Yeah, definitely.
But his name's Reptar.
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- But it's actually
Cee Lo Green.
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- Don't make me
swing on you, bro.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, you're gonna swing on me?
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- All right, all right.
- I'll swing on-
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- Okay,
everyone's a tough guy!
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Everybody's a tough guy!
- Swing on you, bro.
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- How about I swing
right over the top?
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- Kiya! Kiya!
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- Watch it, bro.
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I got the meanest uppercut
in freaking Cucamonga.
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- [retching]
- Let it all out, little guy.
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Oh, nice!
Good distance.
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Good work, bud.
Proud of you.
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Ders!
Ders, wake up! Wake up!
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- What's up?
We going to the bar?
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- They're robbing us!
- Oh, my God. What?
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- No! Cee Lo!
- That's our Reptar!
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- I got to get a photo.
I'm gonna get the plates.
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- Coming for you!
- What are you doing?
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- Ders!
- Wait. What are you doing?
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- Ders, grab!
- What are you doing?
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- Help! Grab me!
Don't let go!
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- What are you doing?
- Don't let go!
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- I got you.
I got you. I got you.
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You all right?
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- Reptar!
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- I got a picture.
- Did you take it for me?
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- Yeah, yeah, I got it.
- Reptar!
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- Oh, damn it.
The camera was the wrong way.
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- Reptar!
- Oh, my gosh.
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You look just like that guy
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who was raping his kids
in the basement in Austria.
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- I know. I know.
It's the eyebrows.
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- [grunts]
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- Okay, so what do we got?
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- Three suspects-
one I'm almost pretty sure
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was wearing
a letterman's jacket.
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- A letterman's jacket.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Okay, good.
Car?
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- Too drunk to see cars.
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- I was still vomiting.
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- That was pretty impressive.
That was a world record maybe.
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- Yeah, well, I told you.
Time it.
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- One stopwatch.
We'll buy that.
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Uh, what else?
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- Oh, I did find this-
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a filtered clove cigarette,
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which lets me know
there has to be
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at least one poseur involved
in this equation.
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- One clove, one poseur.
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- Okay, so what
are we thinking?
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Head down to the school,
bust some skulls,
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pull some rip-and-runs?
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- Eh, you know what?
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I think for once,
muscle's not our best play.
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We got to be smart.
- Yep.
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- We got to be sneaky.
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Going undercover.
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Check it out.
I brought some disguises.
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- Whoa!
Cool!
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Good idea.
- No.
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- I like that.
Underclassman them-very smart.
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Here's my only concern.
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Ders looks old as fuck.
Let's be honest.
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Look at that face.
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It's very old and wrinkly
looking.
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- No, it's not.
It's smooth.
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Uh, but we're
not going undercover.
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So why don't we go talk
to the principal
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like normal people,
bossmen-to-bossman?
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- Fuck principals.
- Yeah.
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- If we want justice, we have
to take it into our own hands.
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- Mm-hmm, we got to go,
"Where's the statue?"
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And they're like,
"Oh, don't hit-
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You're so much stronger than me.
Don't hit me."
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This is blood, and then they
tell us where the statue is.
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- That's the rip-and-runs.
- Oh, okay.
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But also undercover, though.
- Yeah.
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- I'm not gonna drive
unless we do it my way.
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- Well, then we walk.
- Then I'm out.
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- Then we go
to the principal's office.
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- Great.
[school bell rings]
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- This school has, like,
a real-deal football squad.
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This guy, their quarterback,
Quaid Franklin-
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he's just awesome.
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He's, like, so cool.
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- Hey, uh, hi.
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Uh, we need to see
the principal, pronto.
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It's an emergency.
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- Do you have an appointment?
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- Just tell him Adam DeMamp
from TelAmeriCorp
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is here to see him.
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- I'm sorry.
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If you don't have an
appointment, you have to leave.
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- [scoffs]
Wow. Really?
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That's weird,
because as a taxpayer,
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I'm almost positive
that I pay your salary.
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Right, Ders?
- Yeah, absolutely right.
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So you kind of work
for us, lady.
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Chop, chop.
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- Look, three of your students
stole a statue
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that we as taxpayers legally
stole from a public park.
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- Taxpayers.
- Mm-hmm.
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- So what do you guys do?
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Do you coordinate with the fuzz?
Do you work alone?
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Rip-and-runs,
bust some skulls?
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I'm happy to rip-and-run.
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- I have your information.
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There's the door.
Use it.
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- Oh, "use it"?
Okay.
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Well, we might as well,
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since, as taxpayers,
we own that door.
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- We own that door.
- We own that door.
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- Okay?
- Yeah.
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- You know what?
You're fired!
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- You're fired!
- You're done here.
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- You're fired!
- You're done!
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- Hey, let's take this door.
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- We're taking this door.
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- Let's take the door out.
- We're taking this door.
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- Get the hinges.
- Let's take the-
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- You're fired, lady.
- That's for you.
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- You're never gonna
teach again!
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- ♪ The boys are fresh ♪
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- Oh!
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JNCOs are coming back
hard, dude.
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Look at these.
- They are back.
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- Yeah.
- You look gorgeous.
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- Thank you.
You look like Russell Brand.
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- Both you guys look cool.
I want a disguise.
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- Okay, well, this is Plan B-
Plan Blake.
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We should have done it
right off the bat.
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This is what I'm gonna do.
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I'm just gonna hang out here,
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kind post up,
looking like a poseur.
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Dig around for dirt
with my mind shovel.
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- Ah, good call.
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I'm gonna go find
the football players,
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since they're, like, the popular
and attractive crowd.
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I'll slide right in
undetected,
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just like I did
in high school.
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- Wait, you hung out
with the jocks in high school?
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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- What about you, Ders?
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Can't run around
looking like that.
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You're gonna get hired
as a science teacher.
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- You're a funny guy.
I wouldn't worry about me, okay?
244
00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,362
Last night,
I watched Coach Carter,
245
00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:29,901
picked up a few pointers.
246
00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,194
I think I'll be fine.
247
00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:33,659
In fact, I'm gonna go
straight to the source,
248
00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,995
where the bebe kids be at.
249
00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,661
Dang!
250
00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,706
What's up
with all these books?
251
00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:44,419
- Hang on, now, son.
You here for detention?
252
00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,584
- Nah, man, I'm here for
the booty-scratching contest.
253
00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:47,957
Come on, man.
Keep up, keep up.
254
00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:51,677
Not playing today.
Jokes all day.
255
00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,797
Damn. Where you learn
how to draw like that?
256
00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,218
Will you do my name next?
257
00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,886
It's Shawn-ders.
258
00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,475
And yours is?
259
00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:11,238
- What's up, dudes?
Want a clove?
260
00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,823
- No, we're good, man.
261
00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:14,658
- You know what I like to do?
262
00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,652
Get together with some
of my close dude friends,
263
00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,825
share a clove,
steal statues.
264
00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:21,916
You guys ever do anything
exactly like that ever?
265
00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,625
- Can't say that we have.
266
00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,619
- Nice mustache,
by the way.
267
00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,587
[chuckles]
268
00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:30,333
- Thank you.
269
00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:37,049
What's up, big dog?
Want a clove?
270
00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,515
Here, try.
271
00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:39,975
- [coughs]
272
00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:41,560
- Oh, I get it.
273
00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,556
Coach probably doesn't like
you smoking, huh?
274
00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:45,772
But you don't care,
do you?
275
00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,438
'Cause you're a bad dude.
276
00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:52,189
You like getting into trouble,
stealing stuff...
277
00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,905
maybe a statue?
278
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,741
Talk to me, big man.
279
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,202
- Yo, get the hell away from me,
you poseur.
280
00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,200
[laughter]
281
00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:05,621
- No doubt.
No doubt. Definitely.
282
00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,462
What up, dogs?
Yeah, man.
283
00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:09,797
What's up?
I'm Adam DeMamp.
284
00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,415
I just transferred
from the other school
285
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,292
that's pretty far away
from here.
286
00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,420
Um...little bit about me.
287
00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,717
I train with kettlebells,
and my favorite movies
288
00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:18,885
are Notorious and Blow,
289
00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,553
so I'm, like, a-just real.
290
00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,221
I'm so-a real dude
like you guys.
291
00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:24,766
- Hey, what's up,
dudes, babe?
292
00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,060
- Whoa.
You're Quaid Franklin.
293
00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,399
You're so good
at football, dude.
294
00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,392
I read this whole paper
about you.
295
00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:33,487
14 touchdowns,
2,238 yards.
296
00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:34,981
He's going to Nebraska
next year.
297
00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:37,153
It's-you're the man, dude.
298
00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:38,196
- Yeah, who are you?
299
00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,444
- [laughs]
300
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,992
I'm-I'm Adam DeMamp.
301
00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:44,490
I just introduced myself,
but...
302
00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:47,209
They used to call me
Meat Mountain in high school.
303
00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,169
- Yo, dudes.
304
00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,209
There's this nerd in
the bathroom that's trying to,
305
00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,924
like-I don't know-
fuck dudes or something.
306
00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,760
- That's one thing
that I hate-nerds!
307
00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,129
Right?
Ugh!
308
00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,221
Let's go pound this nerd!
309
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,886
Quaid, let's go pound
this nerd-
310
00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,134
me and you, bro!
311
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,352
Bash bros!
Bash bros!
312
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,437
Let's go, Quaid and Adam!
313
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,147
[chanting]
Let's go, Wolves.
314
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,482
Let's go!
315
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,944
- Hey, man,
how come you're here?
316
00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,984
Me?
I was stealing, man.
317
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,823
Got caught up
stealing statues.
318
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,817
You ever steal statues, man?
319
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,785
You ever steal,
like, a, uh-
320
00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,074
a dragon statue?
321
00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,413
- Excuse me.
- Huh?
322
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:25,998
- Please be quiet.
Thank you.
323
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,287
- Man, I didn't even
do anything.
324
00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,454
Dang!
Okay?
325
00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:29,997
- That's it.
You know, Shawn-ders-
326
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,086
- What?
- That's it.
327
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:32,250
We're going to the office.
- Okay.
328
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,418
- Give me your I.D.
Let's see it.
329
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,961
- You know anything
about a stolen statue?
330
00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,584
- We're going to the office.
- Man, stop. Get off me, dude!
331
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,005
- How about we give
your parents a call?
332
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,879
- What? Okay, wait, wait.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
333
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,004
I'm not Shawn-ders, okay?
334
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,928
- [chanting]
Let's go, Wolves!
335
00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,641
Let's go-oh!
336
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,010
Wrong guy.
That's-
337
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,557
We should go check
another bathroom.
338
00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,180
- No, no, no.
That's him.
339
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,773
And it's time
to whup his ass.
340
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:52,857
- No!
341
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,522
Or hear me out.
342
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:58,773
We could really punish
this perv...
343
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,946
and...
344
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:05,537
give him a swirly.
345
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,031
- All right.
- Yeah!
346
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,251
- I just washed my hair.
No, no, man.
347
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,869
- Come on.
- Hold on!
348
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:16,249
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
349
00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:19,718
[toilet flushes]
350
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,178
- Everybody out, now!
351
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,020
- Good thing I had this chain.
352
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,935
Might have lost my wallet.
353
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,521
Go, Wolves.
354
00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,066
[school bell rings]
355
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,411
- Gentlemen, this is
a high school.
356
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,404
I could have you
thrown in jail.
357
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,907
- Yeah, a jail we pay for
with our taxpayer money.
358
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,909
Right, Ders?
- Correct-o-mundo.
359
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,581
- No, that's not cor-
360
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:57,332
Good God, you smell.
361
00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,631
So, what, some of my students
stole a dragon from you?
362
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,424
- Cee Lo Green.
363
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,171
She was classy and beautiful.
364
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,263
- His name's Reptar.
365
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,598
- Well, I imagine
they did this
366
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,592
because we're playing
the Dragons this weekend-
367
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,515
our big rival.
368
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:11,854
- You didn't think to notify
369
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,439
surrounding community members
with dragon statues?
370
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,308
- That makes sense to me.
371
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,652
- Here's what I'm gonna do.
372
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,772
[feedback whines]
373
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,648
Good afternoon, RC South.
374
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,650
It has come to my attention
that some students
375
00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:27,494
have stolen property from
our residential neighbors-
376
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:30,285
a dragon statue.
377
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,873
[laughter]
378
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,618
Now, if the statue is not
returned within a week,
379
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,370
the pep rally
will be canceled.
380
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,122
So if you want to have
a pep rally,
381
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,625
please return the statue to-
382
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,841
What's your damn address?
383
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:45,259
- 1456 Halmin Drive.
384
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:49,512
- 1456 Halmin Drive.
385
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:50,760
Hey, let's show the community
386
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,557
what the Wolves
are really made of.
387
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,351
Good day.
388
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,348
[video game gunfire]
389
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,476
- [grunts]
390
00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,727
- Nope.
391
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,569
- God!
- There we go.
392
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,234
- Dude, are you smoking
those for real now?
393
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,948
- Yeah, they calm my nerves.
394
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,443
I mean, I saw my life flush
before my eyes today.
395
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,161
- Okay, just keep
the smoke out the door, man.
396
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,656
- Yeah, lose the scarf too.
397
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,703
You look like you're in
30 Seconds to Mars.
398
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,576
- [chuckles]
399
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:16,998
- What the hell?
400
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,086
[laughter]
- Ah!
401
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,330
What the-
402
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,832
[rock music]
403
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,834
- ♪ Go ♪
404
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,086
- We're under attack!
405
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,713
♪♪
406
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,010
- ♪ I ♪
407
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:33,182
♪ Am about to get my game on ♪
408
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:37,774
[all screaming]
409
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,187
[music stops]
410
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,437
- This is war.
We're going to war now.
411
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:44,654
We just got to start war.
412
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,239
- Yeah, well, maybe you
shouldn't have gave away
413
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,574
our home address.
414
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:50,740
- Guys, look!
415
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:51,953
[water plops]
416
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,243
- Get him.
417
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:57,584
♪♪
418
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,043
Did that look awesome?
419
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,336
- Uh, yeah!
420
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,551
- But you are
in poop water, dude.
421
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,919
- Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
422
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,672
- Welcome to the club,
dickhead!
423
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,432
- Where's Reptar?
424
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,892
- I don't know
what you're talking about.
425
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,181
- The dragon, you bitch!
426
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,054
And he has a name,
and it's actually Cee Lo Green.
427
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,522
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
428
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,106
- No, it is isn't.
- I swear to God I don't know.
429
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,396
I only came here tonight 'cause
it's what everyone was doing.
430
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,235
- Give me a break,
little guy.
431
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,900
If everybody jumped off
a bridge,
432
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,318
would you do that too?
433
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,440
Huh?
434
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,568
- Sometimes I don't know.
435
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,410
- That's actually really sad.
436
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,779
- It is sad.
437
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,827
- Peer pressure, it's a very
real thing at their age.
438
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,415
But where's the dragon,
you bitch?
439
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,409
- I don't know
about any dragon.
440
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,253
I was only trying
to fit in.
441
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,090
[crying]
I'm just the fat kid.
442
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,754
They dared me to poop!
443
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,593
You got to believe me!
444
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,303
- I believe you.
445
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:54,015
Guys, can we have the room?
446
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,930
- Lucky I don't swing
on you, fool!
447
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,928
- Swing on you so bad.
448
00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,726
- All right, all right,
all right.
449
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,268
[match sizzles]
450
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,438
Come on, dry off.
451
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,776
Sorry about those dudes.
452
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,362
It's just, uh,
they love that dragon.
453
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:10,608
I love it.
It's crazy.
454
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,359
You ever had anything
stolen from you?
455
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,613
- I lost a bike once.
456
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,740
I went in for a Snapple,
I came out,
457
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:18,956
and it was gone.
458
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,621
- Yeah, I'll bet.
What kind of Snapple?
459
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,789
- I don't remember.
460
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,787
- Me neither.
See?
461
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,586
We're not so different,
you and me.
462
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,755
So why don't you just
go ahead and tell me
463
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,630
where my dragon is?
464
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,973
- All right.
465
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,969
A couple of the guys
are taking it to a party
466
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,970
to chop it up.
467
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,313
- Okay, where's the party?
468
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,478
- You know the Panda Express
on Camilla Road
469
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,690
right before the freeway?
470
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,310
- Yeah, I do.
471
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,653
- They're
at a weird white house
472
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,488
with a red door
right across from that.
473
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,403
If you hurry,
you'll get there just in time.
474
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,776
- Ready to talk now?
475
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,152
- Oh, my God!
- Huh, tough guy?
476
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,655
- Hey, yo, DeMamp, I got it.
I got it. I got it.
477
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,998
- Oh, but-
478
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,492
All right, let's go figure out
how to put this
479
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,993
back in the 'Vo.
480
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,171
- ♪ We came here ♪
- ♪ To do what? ♪
481
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,134
- Here we are, boys.
482
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,427
We ready to do this?
483
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,016
- I say we go inside
and show these pricks
484
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,761
what happens when you mess
with the Best Friend Brigade.
485
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:24,061
- That's us.
- Yeah, baby, let's do this.
486
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,821
Wait.
487
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,691
Let's do this right.
488
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,914
Your katana, sir.
489
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,290
- You just-
Actually, just, uh-
490
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,286
- Right.
Right.
491
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,129
- Yeah.
492
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,293
Let's go.
- Get out.
493
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,586
You didn't see me
with the sword?
494
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:51,834
I was gonna flick it-
- No, it was great.
495
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,210
It was really cool.
496
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,214
[electronic suspenseful music]
497
00:16:56,349 --> 00:17:04,223
♪♪
498
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,350
[girls speaking indistinctly]
499
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,733
- Game's over, little-
500
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,230
[girls screaming]
501
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,573
[all screaming]
502
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,865
- Girls, what's going on here?
503
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,988
Oh, sweet Jesus.
504
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,581
- The principal was in on it
the whole time?
505
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,326
- No, Adam, I think
that chubby dude played us.
506
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,452
- Yuh-huh.
507
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,580
- Oh, yeah.
That makes sense.
508
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,752
- Again, we're sorry,
Principal Senn.
509
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,091
It just, uh, those kids-
510
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,255
I don't understand 'em.
511
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,423
- They're insane.
512
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,671
- They're just terrible people,
513
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,047
and I don't know
how you do it, Wes.
514
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,219
- Well, I'm a functioning
alcoholic.
515
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,808
- Cool dad.
516
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,768
- Nice.
- One for the road, boys?
517
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,307
- Yeah.
- All right.
518
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,600
- Ders, take us home.
519
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,519
We got a fat boy
that needs a jump.
520
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:49,812
- Let's do it.
521
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,060
Again, take care.
522
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,276
- Hey.
523
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,771
- We hope you find
your dragon.
524
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,022
- Thank you, ladies.
525
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:58,446
- And we think your hair
is really cute.
526
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,069
- Still got it.
527
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,570
- Play on, player.
528
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,289
[screaming, laughter]
529
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:10,913
- That's it.
530
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,755
Somebody's getting
the Tsongan death grip.
531
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:13,839
- Hey, what's going on?
532
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:14,958
I live here.
You don't.
533
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,551
Might have to swing on a fool.
534
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,466
- Gonna double up on a guy.
535
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,554
- Whoa.
536
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,014
Party's closed, boys.
537
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:24,135
- Quaid, what up, dude?
It's DeMamp.
538
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,761
Bash bros.
Remember that from earlier?
539
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,012
- You can't come in.
540
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,514
- Hey, where you want me
to put these beers?
541
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,015
- Ah, wherever, dude.
542
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,267
But, uh, stay out
of the front bedroom.
543
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,439
Deandre's banging
Leila Strachan in there.
544
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:36,109
Dude, chick's on pace to bang
everyone tonight, you know?
545
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,731
- I can smell
the coochie already.
546
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,574
- Oh, where'd he learn that?
547
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:40,943
- In my-in the front bedroom?
548
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,740
That's-that's my bedroom.
That's awesome.
549
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,363
- That's cool, dude.
- That's cool.
550
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,581
- Okay, I get it.
You took over our house.
551
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:47,950
Very good.
Good job.
552
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,542
But where's
the dragon statue and-
553
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,660
[paintball gun fires]
554
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,334
Ah! Ow! Ow!
555
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,877
[grunts]
556
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,671
- You're not getting in.
557
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,670
[ominous music]
558
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:06,598
♪♪
559
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,265
- That is it.
I'm calling the cops.
560
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,638
Nobody smokes in my house.
561
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,187
Ow! Ow!
Don't, please! Ow!
562
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:15,482
You know what? You set us up.
We drove out to that house.
563
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:16,854
- Ha-ha.
That's awesome.
564
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,400
Did you say hi
to Principal Senn?
565
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,569
- [scoffs] You wish.
Ow!
566
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:21,782
Oh!
567
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,402
That wasn't even a-
Wasn't-
568
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,653
- Here's the deal.
569
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,247
You call the cops,
and we'll be back here
570
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,708
every weekend
for the rest of your lives.
571
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,667
We'll pass it down
from class to class
572
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,662
like a tradition
or some gay shit like that,
573
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:37,712
or you get lost,
let us party tonight,
574
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,379
and we'll call things even.
575
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,003
- What about our statue?
576
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,299
- [sighs]
577
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,013
Bad news.
578
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:47,885
[chain saw buzzing]
579
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:57,565
[all cheering]
580
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,815
He's totally decapitated.
- Ouch.
581
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,991
- All right.
582
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,581
Uh, here's what I'm gonna do.
583
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,247
Since we ruined your statue,
584
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,961
I'll let you bros party.
585
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,079
- Thank you.
- All right, yeah.
586
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,922
- However, couple of rules-
587
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,337
head to the back
and stay there.
588
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,257
Beer only,
and don't talk to Ashley.
589
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,345
She belongs to AJ.
590
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,884
- I bet she's hot.
I bet she's hot.
591
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,427
- And if you decide
to grow some balls
592
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,347
and break my rules,
593
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,969
my homey will light you up.
594
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,095
- Okay. All right.
- Cool.
595
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,438
- All right, cool.
- We got it. We got it.
596
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,727
- Thank you so much.
- All right.
597
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:35,770
5 bucks a cup.
598
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,017
- Like-oh, okay.
599
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,689
Plus tax or whatever?
- What? No.
600
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,649
- Well, thank you.
- Cool.
601
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,067
- No taxes.
- Wow, no taxes.
602
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,440
Wow, you guys are rich
or something.
603
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,863
All right, hey, you know what?
My treat.
604
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,782
But you owe me later, so...
605
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,779
- All right, have a good time.
606
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,406
- Hey, thank you guys so much.
Thank you.
607
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,783
This is really cool.
We really appreciate it.
608
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,784
Thank you very much.
- Don't be douches, dudes.
609
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,832
- Hey, did anybody
want a clove?
610
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:57,954
[paintball gun fires]
Ow, man!
611
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,251
All right.
612
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,249
- Nice.
613
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,377
[dog snorting,
noisemaker toots]
614
00:21:04,377 --> 00:21:06,377
Retail subrip by jeem.