1 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:26,094 (PUT YOURSELF IN MY HANDS PLAYING) 2 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:33,134 * I can make you happy 3 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:35,836 * I can turn you on 4 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:40,208 * Bring me all your troubles 5 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:42,876 * Soon they'll be gone 6 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:46,547 * Just put yourself in my hands, baby 7 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:50,050 * Whatever you want me to do 8 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:53,254 * I'll do 9 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:56,790 * Just put yourself in my hands, baby 10 00:00:56,824 --> 00:01:01,695 * I'll know how to handle you 11 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:14,908 * Life can be so good, baby 12 00:01:14,942 --> 00:01:16,810 * Let me prove it to you 13 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:18,812 * You don't have to worry about anything 14 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:22,116 * All you have to do is just let yourself go 15 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,752 * Yesterday is a memory 16 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:28,122 * Tomorrow is far away 17 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:31,925 * All we've got is now 18 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,695 * Live for today 19 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:37,665 * Just put yourself in my hands, baby 20 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:41,835 * Whatever you want me to do 21 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:44,972 * I'll do 22 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:48,609 * Just put yourself in my hands, baby 23 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:53,514 * I'll know how to handle you 24 00:01:57,185 --> 00:02:00,154 * Put yourself in my hands, baby 25 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:03,691 * Whatever you want me to do 26 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:06,727 * I'll do 27 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:10,464 * Just put yourself in my hands, baby 28 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:15,503 * I'll know how to handle you * 29 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,211 And the charge? 30 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:26,079 Sales and possession. Heroin and cocaine. 31 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:29,350 Okay, take him over. 32 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:33,554 TAGGART: Okay, everybody, line it up in front of the desk. 33 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:36,524 Smile. SERGEANT: You look gorgeous, Lieutenant. 34 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:38,892 Thank you. Must have been some party. 35 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:39,993 It was. 36 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:42,230 All right. Who's first? 37 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,336 Name? 38 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:49,703 April Jones. 39 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:51,472 Address? 40 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:55,443 328 West 80th Street. 41 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:56,944 Charge? Pros. 42 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:57,978 Next. 43 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,785 Name? May Smith. 44 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:08,622 Address? 45 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:11,492 328 West 80th. 46 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,127 Charge? Pros. 47 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:15,229 Next. 48 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:16,997 You, miss. 49 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:19,733 Come on. 50 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:21,769 Name? 51 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:25,773 June? 52 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,241 Aurora. 53 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:29,410 Aurora, how refreshing. 54 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:32,079 Last name? 55 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:36,284 Goldberg. 328 West 80th. Pros. 56 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,253 Thank you very much. 57 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:45,793 All right, hidden beauty, what's your name? 58 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,928 This way, honey, this way. 59 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:50,264 Come on, come on, come on. 60 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:55,168 Name? 61 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:59,006 Nadine Sartain. 62 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:00,841 Address? 63 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:05,379 Your address, miss? 64 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:11,519 1139 Farthinghill Road, 65 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,654 White Plains. 66 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:22,596 Okay, Little Red Riding Hood, what's your name? 67 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:24,332 Relax, Chris. 68 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:26,300 Xaviera Hollander. 69 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:29,136 Hollander? A handy name for a Dutch girl. 70 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:30,804 (LAUGHING) 71 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:31,972 First time in America? 72 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,607 Yes, it is. 73 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:36,310 Are you here on a visit or a business trip? 74 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:38,178 Oh, business with pleasure. 75 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:40,047 I'm here to get married. 76 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:44,685 Well, congratulations, and I do hope you enjoy your stay. 77 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:46,520 Thank you very much. I will. 78 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:39,440 XAVIERA: Long before they could call me "Madam," 79 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:42,776 I was just a girl who crossed the ocean for a man. 80 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:44,211 I'd met my fiance in South Africa 81 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:45,946 while he was on a business trip 82 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,681 and I was visiting my sister. 83 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:51,619 And every minute we had spent together was fantastically exciting. 84 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:55,556 I was certain that he was the beginning of my life. 85 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:04,965 Hey! 86 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:10,370 Hey! 87 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:13,273 Oh, Carl! Oh! 88 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:16,043 Oh, my God, is it really you? 89 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:17,811 I can't believe it. I'm sorry. 90 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:19,713 I was beginning to feel like unclaimed baggage. 91 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:21,949 I thought all European flights were always late. 92 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:25,285 I was way out at the end of the island with Arthur and Shirl. 93 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:27,921 My God. 94 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:31,324 You are gorgeous. 95 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:36,263 (GIGGLES) 96 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:39,467 Hey, if we hurry, we can manage to make the last bus to New York. 97 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,301 Oh, God. My luggage. What? 98 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:42,970 There. Oh! 99 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:46,440 Listen, the flight was terrific. 100 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:48,676 I had three martinis, a bottle of champagne... 101 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:50,110 Champagne? 102 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,645 That means you came first-class. 103 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:52,946 Oh! 104 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,247 That's a lot of money. 105 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:55,983 I know. 106 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:57,317 Oh, is that your baggage? 107 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,987 Yeah, sure. All my earthly possessions. 108 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,421 Oh, do we need a skycap? 109 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:04,124 Oh, no, no, no. We can manage together. 110 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,959 I can't wait to meet your parents. 111 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,961 What did they say? 112 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:12,299 I... I thought I'd break it to them gradually. 113 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:14,301 Oh, sure. 114 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:16,470 You know how parents are. 115 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:19,840 I am the only child. Shirl is getting old. 116 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,174 I understand. 117 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,076 Besides, we have loads of time. 118 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:25,312 Here you are. 119 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:27,314 I guess this is the heavy one. 120 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:09,657 Oh, you smell so good. What is that? 121 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,158 Oil of musk. 122 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,926 Oh, I love it, I love it. 123 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:16,096 Oh, don't stop. 124 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,298 You like that, you like that. 125 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:22,870 (TAPPING ON WALL) 126 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:27,307 Excuse me. 127 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:41,789 What was that? 128 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,093 My mother. 129 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:48,729 Shirl and Arthur, they have the apartment next door. 130 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:50,831 How convenient. 131 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:53,967 (GIGGLING) 132 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:56,036 You're crazy. 133 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:58,105 (LAUGHING) You're really crazy, baby. 134 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:00,741 (TAPPING ON WALL) 135 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,411 (DRYER WHIRRING) 136 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:33,006 I got your Tiger's Milk and yeast. 137 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:36,677 What? 138 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,511 Got your Tiger's Milk and yeast. 139 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,649 It's got a funny taste. 140 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:52,292 XAVIERA: I soon realized that Carl was not the same person I had known. 141 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:53,994 The passion he once shared with me 142 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,830 was replaced by his growing passion for himself. 143 00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:58,799 (INHALING) 144 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,679 Here, let me help you on with that. 145 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:13,513 Okay. 146 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,451 Aren't you hungry? I prepared your breakfast. 147 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,788 No, I never eat that stuff anymore. 148 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,622 I'm on Dr. Wilburt's all meat diet. 149 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,224 What time do you usually get back? 150 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,326 Uh, about 7:00. 151 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,795 I'll be ready. 152 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,296 Give me a call during the day. 153 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,664 If I can. 154 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,869 No, Xaviera. Xaviera. 155 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,771 I'm gonna be late. 156 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,575 I'll be ready. 157 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,091 Carl? 158 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,631 You just wake up? 159 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,200 I beg your pardon? 160 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,668 Carl just leave? 161 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,437 He just went to work. 162 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:48,475 10:00 already. He gets later every day. 163 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,601 You needn't bother. I can make it. 164 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:19,672 Carl likes a neat bed, but I only change the sheets once a week, 165 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,508 so try to keep it clean. 166 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,979 How long are you staying? 167 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:29,983 I am... I am Mr. Gordon's fiancee. 168 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:34,287 Is that your luggage over there? Yeah. 169 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,989 That's a lot of luggage. 170 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:38,125 I don't know where you're gonna put it. 171 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,692 I'm sure I'll manage. 172 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:42,462 You'll have the beige towel. 173 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:46,166 You'll get a new one when I change the sheets. 174 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:49,169 Well, I'll try to make sure I'm clean when I use it. 175 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:52,139 You have an accent. Where are you from? 176 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,240 Holland. 177 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,543 Well, if you make any long-distance 178 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,511 telephone calls, keep a record. 179 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,514 Carl's telephone bill is ridiculous. 180 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,318 Have you been with Mr. Gordon long? 181 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,487 All his life. I'm his mother. 182 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,491 Shirl Gordon. 183 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,994 How do you do? Xaviera Hollander. 184 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:18,131 How do you do? I have to leave now. 185 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,666 I've got a patient waiting. 186 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,534 We'll have a little chat some other time. 187 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:22,569 Yeah. 188 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,506 Some other time. 189 00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,173 Want some more steak, darling? 190 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,441 No, thank you, Shirl. 191 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,277 Oh, come on, have a little more steak. 192 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,613 I bet you skipped lunch again today. 193 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,048 (LAUGHS) 194 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,282 How did you know that? 195 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,450 I know. 196 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,784 (BOTH LAUGHING) 197 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:16,223 (CLEARS THROAT) 198 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,964 Where is she? 199 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:26,599 (SNORES) 200 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,905 Yeah, what do you want now? 201 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,942 Carl would like another helping, Rosita. 202 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,285 Xaviera, darling, what's the matter? 203 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,420 No appetite? 204 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:50,991 Naturally, it's better not to eat too much when you're sedentary. 205 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:55,028 Otherwise, you'll find the calories just pile up. 206 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:02,269 Carl was practically raised on goat's milk, weren't you, Carl? 207 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:03,570 Oh, Mother. 208 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,572 It didn't hurt you. 209 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:06,974 (LAUGHING) 210 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:11,611 You will see, Xaviera, 211 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,781 when you finally get a job, 212 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,017 your appetite will come back to you. 213 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,621 I've always heard 214 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,124 that the Dutch were such hardworking people, 215 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:29,129 but then they say the French make great lovers. 216 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,131 Arthur's mother was French. 217 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:38,705 Hey. You want this or not? 218 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,740 Put it down, Rosita. 219 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:52,652 I suppose the apartment rentals are quite high in Amsterdam. 220 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,287 Oh, and why do you say that? 221 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,523 It seems to me that unmarried Dutch girls 222 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,791 have a habit of moving in with their boyfriends. 223 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,794 I thought perhaps it was a tradition in your country. 224 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:04,131 Oh, listen, Mrs. Gordon, 225 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:07,134 so far this whole Dutch treat has been on me, 226 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:11,504 and you may recall that Carl proposed to me officially 227 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,540 in front of my parents. 228 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,143 Carl has always been too sentimental for his own good... 229 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:19,479 Mrs. Gordon, if you can't find it in your papier-mache heart 230 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,481 to accept me as your future daughter-in-law, 231 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,816 you might at least show a little respect for my feelings. 232 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,818 In my mother's house, she couldn't do enough 233 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,254 to make her guests feel at home, 234 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,855 and you can't even lift your fingers 235 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,357 to put the peanuts on the table. 236 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:31,924 Xaviera, please. 237 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,596 It's all right, darling, it's all right. 238 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,231 But I do think that in the future, 239 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:42,869 you might bring back teapots from your travels as you used to. 240 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,771 Shirl, please. Teapots! 241 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,673 My God, no wonder your own husband hasn't slept with you 242 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,708 since the day Carl was born. 243 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,281 I never said a word about that, Mother. 244 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:57,550 And you have the hide to criticize my background. 245 00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:02,222 Let me give you some advice, Dr. Shirl Gordon. 246 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,857 You might be a lot happier if you'd stop trying to compete 247 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,893 with younger women and learned to live 248 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,861 as the dried up, old egg that you are! 249 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,763 Arthur, Arthur? 250 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,166 Oh. 251 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,703 No more, thank you, dear. 252 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,906 All right, quit it. I heard you the first time. 253 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,775 Are you coming with me or not? 254 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,645 Carl. 255 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,981 Carl, don't you dare move from this table. 256 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,423 Okay, Shirl. 257 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,962 Occupation? Housewife. 258 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,797 Look, I'm off the shift in 10 minutes, 259 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,766 so don't give me a hard time, okay? 260 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,601 I told you, I'm a housewife. 261 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,337 What about a husband? 262 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,206 Where's it written a housewife's gotta have a husband? 263 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,007 Housewife. 264 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,977 Write that down. H-O-U... 265 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,148 All right, ladies, 266 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,316 looks like we won't get your records down in time for night court. 267 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:06,619 But never fear, you'll be our guests for tonight, free of charge, 268 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,656 and we'll take you downtown in the morning. 269 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,958 You can take the food with you if you like. 270 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,693 Okay, Petulia, they're all yours. 271 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:16,696 All right, on your feet, move it. 272 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:20,700 Hey, I said move your ass. 273 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,369 You come with me, Aurora. 274 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,510 All right, let's go. 275 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:31,911 Let's go. 276 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:36,449 WOMAN: Well, well, well. What we got here, y'all? 277 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,218 (WOMAN CHATTERING) 278 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:45,358 Welcome to your cell, girls. Welcome. 279 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:47,560 Hi, I'm Lo-La. 280 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:49,262 (ALL CLAMORING) 281 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:57,537 XAVIERA: In leaving Carl, I took the first step towards finding myself again. 282 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,639 I managed to get a job at the Dutch consulate 283 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,008 and I took an apartment on my own. 284 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,585 This is your bell. 285 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,255 Okay. 286 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:18,825 When the horn outside is triggered, this goes off automatically. 287 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:22,094 You can even use it when you're out in the garden 288 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,664 by activating the bypass switch. 289 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:27,900 Here's your standby and your master. 290 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:29,936 She's all set to go. 291 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,070 That's nice. 292 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:40,613 Oh, and, uh, I gave you another switch by the door. 293 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,714 Mmm-hmm. 294 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,218 And an extra switch by the bed. 295 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,920 No charge for that. 296 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:51,624 Well, this way you can turn your system on or off from any location. 297 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,626 Will I feel a lot more confident now. 298 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,462 Good, old Eterna Guard. 299 00:19:57,297 --> 00:20:00,800 Now, if I can have the check, please. 300 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:04,804 I have a sticky situation in a duplex on, uh, 79th Street. 301 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,373 Sure you don't want to have a drink? 302 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,308 Uh, no. Thank you. 303 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:11,077 That's too bad, you would've been my first guest. 304 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,079 Well, here you are. Thanks very much. 305 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,147 I feel completely burgle-proof now. 306 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:19,051 Oh, good, good. 307 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:21,621 You have my card. Mmm-hmm. 308 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:25,091 Oh, and it's a 12 months' guarantee for parts and servicing. 309 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,693 I'll remember that. 310 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:30,963 (STAMMERS) I did show you... 311 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,500 I showed you the standby switch, didn't I? 312 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,002 You showed me almost everything, Mr. Ruffleson. 313 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,807 Maybe I'll have that drink. 314 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,343 Oh, really? What about the duplex? 315 00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,177 That can wait. 316 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,613 Okay. 317 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,348 Well, Scotch? 318 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,317 Okay. 319 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,319 Okay. On the rocks? 320 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:56,155 Okay. Taste it. 321 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,490 Hey, baby. I knew this was going to happen. 322 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,025 I knew, I knew it. 323 00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:00,493 You wanted this ever since the bypass switch, didn't you? 324 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:01,761 Now look, honey... Can we sit down? 325 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,195 You must get lonesome here. Listen. 326 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:04,864 Oh, it must get lonely here. 327 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,499 You must gotta want a guy pretty bad. Listen. Listen, baby... 328 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,934 You must miss a guy pretty bad. 329 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,502 Listen, don't do that. Aren't you glad I came along? 330 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,803 Stop, baby. Stop it, will you? 331 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,139 Will you... Will you stop it? 332 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,974 What's wrong with you? 333 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:17,810 Jesus. 334 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,814 I don't need this. 335 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,616 I told you I had an appointment 336 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:26,653 and you said, "Come on, come on, stay." 337 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,655 I tell you, I do not need this. Who needs it! 338 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:29,989 I've got lots of appointments! 339 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,291 I do not need this. 340 00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:35,628 Hey, look, if you got any problems, you call the office. 341 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:37,330 (ALARM RINGING) 342 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:51,310 XAVIERA: I was finally encouraged to get into the social swim 343 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,145 by a girl I knew from work, 344 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:55,348 who became my traveling companion 345 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:59,386 as we started paddling our way through the New York singles bars, 346 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:02,254 where the men come at you sideways like fish. 347 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:09,095 It was a time when I really needed warmth and reassurance, 348 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,330 and an obvious, easy way to get it 349 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,533 was to have men praise me as a lover. 350 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:19,439 Well, I'd never been what you'd call shy, and I loved sex, 351 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:21,941 so I figured why fool around? Go to it. 352 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:25,578 And for the next six months, I did it with any Tom, Dick or Harry 353 00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:28,481 who had a pleasant face and a tolerable manner. 354 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,763 (INAUDIBLE) 355 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:00,680 (CLATTERING) 356 00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:09,489 It sure was a pleasure, Assissia. 357 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,157 Xaviera. 358 00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:13,593 Hey, what time is it? 359 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,463 Oh, my God, it's 5:00. 360 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,565 5:00? And you gotta go so early? 361 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:20,467 Yeah, I gotta get home and change. 362 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,302 Early bird and the worm, you know. 363 00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:27,173 Look, I left my card here in case you want to call me. 364 00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:28,340 Thanks. 365 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:35,314 So long. So long. 366 00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:38,084 Hey, I hope that worm doesn't give you 367 00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:39,486 too much trouble for staying out all night. 368 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:40,787 Worm? 369 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:41,954 Your wife. 370 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:44,290 You're married, aren't you? 371 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,459 Sort of. 372 00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:47,660 Sort of? 373 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:49,161 Well, it's kind of shaky. 374 00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,864 I mean, it could blow up any minute. 375 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:55,134 Well, I hope you find a place for shelter. 376 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,103 Thanks. Don't mention it. 377 00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:58,370 I'll see you. 378 00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:09,482 MAN 1: You come here often? MAN 2: Um, hey, aren't you with the airlines? 379 00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:11,183 MAN 3: Hey, I haven't met a girl like you in days. 380 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:12,852 MAN 2: No, my wife lets me do what I want. 381 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,821 MAN 4: Ever been on a safari? MAN 5: You'd love it. 382 00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:16,889 MAN 1: Yeah, I thought I'd spend a week in St. Thomas. 383 00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:19,225 MAN 3: $600 dresses for only $37.50. 384 00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:21,994 MAN 4: Listen, I'd like to see you again. MAN 1: Just let me... 385 00:24:22,028 --> 00:24:23,563 MAN 3: Then I'll go right home, I promise. 386 00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:25,131 MAN 4: Immigration? You need help with immigration? 387 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:26,966 MAN 5: She left me last March and won't even let me 388 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:28,200 see the kids, you know that? 389 00:24:28,234 --> 00:24:29,836 MAN 3: I really think I'm in love. 390 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:32,939 The 63rd Precinct will never be the same! 391 00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:35,374 Come on. Inside. 392 00:24:35,407 --> 00:24:37,343 (WOMEN CLAMORING) 393 00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:56,563 You're gonna get it, lady! I'm gonna get you! 394 00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:58,030 (ALL CHATTERING) 395 00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:03,570 Dinner is served. 396 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:05,037 (ALL CHEERING) 397 00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:11,210 (TYPEWRITER CLACKING) 398 00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:24,290 Oh! 399 00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:44,510 Jesus. God. 400 00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:51,350 Oh, Christ! 401 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:01,327 Better, isn't it? 402 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:04,563 You seem to be in trouble. 403 00:26:04,597 --> 00:26:07,166 Yeah, sometimes I can't understand a word he says. 404 00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:09,969 Sometimes it's good just to pull out the plug. 405 00:26:11,337 --> 00:26:15,307 Yeah, I guess you're right, actually, monsieur. 406 00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:18,945 St. Jacques. Yves St. Jacques. 407 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:20,747 Xaviera Hollander. 408 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,148 Xaviera. 409 00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:23,950 I'm feeling better already. 410 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,618 See? 411 00:26:25,652 --> 00:26:28,287 Oh, is there anything I can help you with? 412 00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:31,023 I hope so. 413 00:26:34,226 --> 00:26:36,963 You wouldn't by any chance be acquainted 414 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:39,265 with this damnable language, would you? 415 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:41,600 Let's see. 416 00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,602 Oh, yeah, sure. This is my language. 417 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:46,472 Oh, really? You must forgive me, 418 00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:49,709 but Dutch is all Chinese to me. 419 00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:56,983 The man has the audacity to answer me in his native tongue. 420 00:26:57,016 --> 00:27:02,021 Could you be kind enough to tell me what he says? 421 00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:04,657 Oh, yeah, sure. That's part of my job. 422 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:06,926 How delightful. 423 00:27:09,495 --> 00:27:12,665 Yeah, he says, "Dear Monsieur St. Jacques..." 424 00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:14,066 Skip the details. 425 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:17,369 It takes him a whole day to say good morning. 426 00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:20,840 Okay. 427 00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:25,411 "Regarding plans for the organization, you will do well to recall 428 00:27:25,444 --> 00:27:29,982 "that we are in the business of manufacturing engines, 429 00:27:30,016 --> 00:27:32,752 "not elevating the spirits of our workers, 430 00:27:32,785 --> 00:27:35,487 a job more properly suited to the clergy." 431 00:27:35,521 --> 00:27:38,090 Splendid. 432 00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:42,394 "And furthermore, your costly study, while admittedly original, 433 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:45,765 "ignores the central issue of productivity for the goal of profit, 434 00:27:45,798 --> 00:27:49,568 "and is a concept better kept in the land of Oz 435 00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:51,437 "than on the premises of Holtsman Motors." 436 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:53,873 How marvelous. 437 00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:58,377 "And so we reject your proposal. Sincerely..." That's it. 438 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:02,448 (STAMMERS) Perfect. Absolutely perfect. 439 00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:03,916 It is? 440 00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:06,118 A whole week in New York with nothing to do, 441 00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:08,988 but follow whatever fancy guides us. 442 00:28:09,956 --> 00:28:11,590 Us? 443 00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,259 That's what I said. 444 00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:14,861 You mean me? 445 00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:18,798 You can't spit in the eye of the Fates, you know. 446 00:28:18,831 --> 00:28:20,432 They don't like it. 447 00:28:21,734 --> 00:28:23,102 I'll get my coat. 448 00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:24,971 Oh, no hurry. 449 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:29,208 I can wait until 6:00. 450 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:31,343 Can't spit in the eye of the Fates. 451 00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:36,682 (STAMMERS) Perfect. Absolutely perfect. 452 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,329 Oh, it's very simple, actually. 453 00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:28,134 You see, I have no home, no permanent possessions. 454 00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:32,604 All I have is provided by whatever corporation hires me 455 00:29:32,638 --> 00:29:34,506 to tell them what they want to hear, 456 00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:36,642 or not to hear as the case may be. 457 00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:40,046 I'm boring you. 458 00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:43,149 No. No, please, no. I like to hear about it. 459 00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:45,684 Now you tell me exactly what you do. 460 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:50,489 Well, for an indecent sum of money, 461 00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:56,295 I try to convince them that a happy man working less hours 462 00:29:56,328 --> 00:30:02,101 produces more than an unhappy man working many hours. 463 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:05,471 And they pay you for telling them that? 464 00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:08,040 More or less. Mmm. 465 00:30:08,074 --> 00:30:13,379 Of course, they don't always agree, but they still pay, 466 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:16,382 content with the knowledge they were right all along. 467 00:30:16,415 --> 00:30:19,385 It all works out in the end. 468 00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:22,688 So you're really paid to make people happy. 469 00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:27,726 I suppose you could say that, yes. 470 00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:32,031 That's the best kind of work, I think. 471 00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:33,866 Also the most difficult. 472 00:30:35,801 --> 00:30:42,274 Now where shall our fancy take us next? 473 00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:47,313 Uh, the museum, the theater, Grant's Tomb, the zoo, the... 474 00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:51,450 How about your place? 475 00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:55,021 My... My place? 476 00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:56,322 Why not? 477 00:30:58,157 --> 00:31:00,326 Splendid, absolutely splendid. 478 00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:08,434 Damn, damn, damn. 479 00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:10,802 What an... 480 00:31:10,836 --> 00:31:12,371 Can I help you? 481 00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:14,540 ...addiction. 482 00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:19,946 Yes, you can help me if you know a short man 483 00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:25,651 bested by a miller's daughter in 15 letters across. 484 00:31:25,684 --> 00:31:28,320 A short man? Um, hang on. 485 00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:33,292 Oh, yeah. How about Rumpelstiltskin? 486 00:31:33,325 --> 00:31:36,828 R-U-M-P... 487 00:31:36,862 --> 00:31:42,134 E-L-S-T-I-L-T... 488 00:31:42,168 --> 00:31:46,005 S-K-I-N! Amazing! Yeah. 489 00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:49,341 For this, 490 00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:53,012 you deserve a reward. 491 00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:58,117 Well, what had you in mind? 492 00:31:58,150 --> 00:31:59,418 Not that. 493 00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:00,552 Oh, God. 494 00:32:01,653 --> 00:32:06,058 A trip to a beautiful island aboard a ship. 495 00:32:06,959 --> 00:32:08,294 Terrific. 496 00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:11,330 But first that. 497 00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:19,871 To the sailor's life! The sailors! 498 00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:24,576 Hup! Hup! 499 00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:27,779 Excuse me, sir, but Mr. Knowlton wonders 500 00:32:27,813 --> 00:32:29,848 if you would like to join the company inside. 501 00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:31,850 How nice. Shall we? Oh, sure. 502 00:32:36,822 --> 00:32:38,890 XAVIERA: Yves always made me feel I was on the verge 503 00:32:38,924 --> 00:32:41,227 of beginning something exciting and different. 504 00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:45,231 And sometimes it was quite different from what I expected. 505 00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:48,034 HENRY: If the kids want to keep it, let them buy it. 506 00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:51,970 Junior's got more money than l do, anyway. 507 00:32:52,004 --> 00:32:53,839 You'll never sell it, Henry. 508 00:32:53,872 --> 00:32:55,641 Suzy, I wish I could. 509 00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:57,576 I can't afford to run this boat, 510 00:32:57,609 --> 00:33:00,146 and I can't afford to find a buyer. 511 00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:02,248 Why don't you take it off our hands, Yves? 512 00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:04,150 Well, you know the old story. 513 00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:08,487 (STAMMERS) If you have to ask how much it costs to run it, 514 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,323 you can't afford to own it. 515 00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:13,425 Why should he buy it? 516 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:15,427 He's got himself an open invitation. 517 00:33:16,028 --> 00:33:17,696 Thank you. 518 00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:20,899 You got magic fingers, Madeleine. Magic. 519 00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:22,701 (EXCLAIMS) 520 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:23,935 A sensuous woman. 521 00:33:23,969 --> 00:33:26,238 Not many around anymore. 522 00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:28,440 With certain exceptions, sweetheart. 523 00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:31,777 Madeleine, you may have found a rival. 524 00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:36,715 Xaviera can massage a man into margarine. 525 00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:40,619 Well, I've always preferred the expensive spread myself. 526 00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:42,788 Do me next, will you, Madeleine? 527 00:33:42,821 --> 00:33:45,891 I think I'll check your grandchildren. 528 00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:48,127 Well, Suzy, it's only my toes. 529 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,463 Don't flatter yourself, Henry. 530 00:33:51,497 --> 00:33:54,666 If you can find it, you can pull it. 531 00:33:57,002 --> 00:33:58,770 Relax, Henry. 532 00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:02,308 With a boat like this, you don't need anything else. 533 00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:04,810 Thanks a lot, Yves, thanks a lot. 534 00:34:09,081 --> 00:34:11,250 These two know each other? 535 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:13,585 Well... 536 00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:16,955 We are all becoming fast friends. 537 00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:20,959 What do you do... 538 00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:22,128 Xaviera. 539 00:34:22,161 --> 00:34:23,995 Xaviera. 540 00:34:24,029 --> 00:34:25,331 Beautiful name she's got. 541 00:34:25,364 --> 00:34:27,299 I work at the Dutch consulate 542 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:30,369 to catalog technical prospectuses for American companies. 543 00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:32,471 I'm sorry I asked. 544 00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:36,308 Fred, stop squirming. 545 00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:37,976 Well, it tickles. 546 00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:41,079 It's useless. It's like rubbing a squid. 547 00:34:41,113 --> 00:34:43,782 How about you, love? Foot massage? 548 00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:45,451 Sure. I'd love one. 549 00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:49,788 I've got this thing for feet. 550 00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:51,790 Like Mary Magdalene. 551 00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:56,795 Let's see. 552 00:35:02,368 --> 00:35:06,638 This little piggy went to market. 553 00:35:06,672 --> 00:35:08,640 (STAMMERS) And this little... 554 00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:11,510 Oh, the hell with it. 555 00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:16,915 I have to wake her. Meet me downstairs. 556 00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:31,330 Hi. 557 00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:36,535 Oh, you're all dressed. 558 00:35:36,568 --> 00:35:38,304 What time is it? Is it late? 559 00:35:38,337 --> 00:35:41,807 No, it's not late, but I have an early plane to catch. 560 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,410 Plane? Where? Where are you going? 561 00:35:44,443 --> 00:35:46,578 Well, there's a certain king 562 00:35:46,612 --> 00:35:49,981 in a very dusty country in the Middle East 563 00:35:50,015 --> 00:35:54,586 whose personal fortune equals roughly 564 00:35:54,620 --> 00:36:00,526 $100,000 for each of his several million subjects. 565 00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:02,661 Well, what's that got to do with you? 566 00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:05,096 He wanted to distribute a small amount of it 567 00:36:05,130 --> 00:36:07,366 to keep from being overthrown. 568 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,936 You're not leaving now? 569 00:36:10,969 --> 00:36:13,372 Well, the king has summoned me. 570 00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:16,608 For a hefty cut, I might add. 571 00:36:16,642 --> 00:36:19,245 Hey, I don't want you to go. 572 00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:22,113 There's nowhere in the world I'd rather be than with you, 573 00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:24,316 but I have to work, you know. 574 00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:26,785 I'll miss you. 575 00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:33,292 Oh, God damn it! That is not fair! 576 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:35,727 I mean, you're the only Prince Charming that I've ever had. 577 00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:38,330 I bet that crummy king has got thousands of princes. 578 00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:41,467 239 to be exact. 579 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,302 Now, really, I have to go. 580 00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:44,803 So, when are you coming back? 581 00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:46,638 Well, as soon as I can. 582 00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:47,706 No. 583 00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:52,043 Xaviera, I wanted to leave this on the desk, 584 00:36:52,077 --> 00:36:54,780 but since you're awake, 585 00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:57,316 I bet. A goodbye note? I open it? 586 00:36:57,349 --> 00:36:59,150 Well, if you like. 587 00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:08,794 What... What's this? 588 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:10,496 Currency. 589 00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:11,663 USA. 590 00:37:12,431 --> 00:37:13,732 Money? 591 00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:16,302 What's wrong with that? You're giving me money? 592 00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:19,170 For the pleasure you have given me. 593 00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:24,109 Splendid. 594 00:37:24,142 --> 00:37:26,978 Absolutely splendid. 595 00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:29,681 You make me feel like a whore. 596 00:37:31,116 --> 00:37:32,183 Xaviera, 597 00:37:34,286 --> 00:37:35,821 listen to me. 598 00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:37,856 You are intelligent. You are beautiful. 599 00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:39,625 You are witty. You are good company. 600 00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:43,395 A girl like you should let men spoil her. 601 00:37:45,397 --> 00:37:47,433 Now, my chauffeur will show you out 602 00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:49,368 when he comes back from the airport. 603 00:37:49,401 --> 00:37:51,337 You don't have to hurry. 604 00:37:53,171 --> 00:37:57,175 By the way, why don't you give Madeleine a call sometime? 605 00:37:59,845 --> 00:38:01,647 Don't worry, darling. 606 00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:07,319 I know everything will be perfect. 607 00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:09,855 Absolutely. 608 00:38:15,327 --> 00:38:16,362 Yves! 609 00:38:26,372 --> 00:38:29,007 XAVIERA: After the shock and hurt wore off, 610 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,477 I remembered how nicely he had treated me that week, 611 00:38:31,510 --> 00:38:35,381 how generous he had been, giving me all sorts of expensive gifts. 612 00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:37,315 And it occurred to me that it wouldn't be 613 00:38:37,349 --> 00:38:40,185 so bad to have that happen more often. 614 00:38:40,218 --> 00:38:42,488 Oh, shit, you got... Merry Christmas, honey. 615 00:38:42,521 --> 00:38:45,190 Well, well, well... Give me back my things, please. 616 00:38:45,223 --> 00:38:46,892 You been doing... 617 00:38:50,362 --> 00:38:52,330 You watch it, queen bee, or you're gonna get 618 00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:54,132 more than what you're after. 619 00:39:04,309 --> 00:39:06,077 XAVIERA: I never saw Yves again, 620 00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:08,447 but I did see a lot of his friends. 621 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,248 He'd obviously supplied them 622 00:39:10,281 --> 00:39:12,684 with my phone number and other information. 623 00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:15,787 Well, one thing led to another and before I knew it, 624 00:39:15,821 --> 00:39:19,558 I had made the transition from office girl to working girl. 625 00:39:27,332 --> 00:39:29,067 MAN: Miss Hollander? Yes? 626 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:31,803 They're waiting for you in the penthouse suite. 627 00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:37,275 You did tell her? 628 00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:38,977 Tell her what? You made the call. 629 00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:41,713 You were supposed to follow-up. 630 00:39:41,747 --> 00:39:43,114 Follow-up? 631 00:39:43,148 --> 00:39:44,783 I've got six division heads 632 00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:47,486 and the U.S. Deputy Attorney General in my office, 633 00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:49,488 and I've got to explain how to do a strip? 634 00:39:49,521 --> 00:39:52,924 You've got to follow through on these things, Steve. 635 00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:54,593 You leave too much to chance. 636 00:39:54,626 --> 00:39:57,963 Look, Chet, I'm a corporate officer, not a pimp. 637 00:39:57,996 --> 00:40:00,566 Pimping may sound good to you if this one fails. 638 00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:02,834 The weeds will grow over your tennis court 639 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:05,136 before he'll talk to you again. 640 00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:07,806 You overreact, Chet. You always have. 641 00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:09,741 Gentlemen, shall we have pleasure before business? 642 00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:11,309 All right, honey. 643 00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:16,414 You know who's in that room? 644 00:40:16,448 --> 00:40:18,484 I'll tell you who's in that room. 645 00:40:18,517 --> 00:40:23,622 J. Arthur Conrad, the chief officer of Conrad International... 646 00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:25,156 Skip it... I said... 647 00:40:27,493 --> 00:40:31,362 ...and one of the most powerful men in the United States. 648 00:40:31,396 --> 00:40:36,668 If J. Arthur were to call the White House the same time as the hotline, 649 00:40:36,702 --> 00:40:42,073 the President would put Russia on hold, okay? 650 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,682 ARTHUR: And where the hell have you two been? 651 00:40:50,716 --> 00:40:52,684 My wife's expecting me for dinner. 652 00:40:52,718 --> 00:40:54,520 Sorry, J. Sorry, J. 653 00:41:06,231 --> 00:41:07,499 You. Sir. 654 00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:08,967 You keep away from me. 655 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,469 I got reports you botched it this afternoon. 656 00:41:11,503 --> 00:41:12,538 Yes, sir. 657 00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:14,172 You work the gramophone. 658 00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:15,574 Yes, sir. 659 00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:19,210 What are you grinning for, Chet? 660 00:41:19,244 --> 00:41:21,747 I read your quarterly reports this morning. 661 00:41:23,448 --> 00:41:25,083 Briefcase. 662 00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:28,920 I understand you're new to this game. 663 00:41:28,954 --> 00:41:30,421 Yes, I am. 664 00:41:30,455 --> 00:41:36,494 Good. In your business, I prefer dedicated newcomers. 665 00:41:36,528 --> 00:41:39,665 Let me outline the following procedure. 666 00:41:39,698 --> 00:41:41,432 As soon as the music starts, 667 00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:44,570 you'll begin to remove your clothing. 668 00:41:44,603 --> 00:41:48,439 As you remove each article, I will throw on this table 669 00:41:48,473 --> 00:41:52,778 a bill of the denomination of one, five, ten, or 20, 670 00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:55,280 depending entirely on my fancy, 671 00:41:55,313 --> 00:41:57,949 which you will not bother to calculate. 672 00:41:57,983 --> 00:41:59,117 You follow me? 673 00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:00,218 I do. 674 00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:03,154 On the table, miss. 675 00:42:04,556 --> 00:42:06,124 On the table. 676 00:42:18,904 --> 00:42:20,739 (MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 677 00:44:21,126 --> 00:44:23,428 Thank you very much. 678 00:44:23,461 --> 00:44:24,529 (MUSIC STOPS) 679 00:44:24,562 --> 00:44:26,031 Hey, just wait a minute. 680 00:44:26,064 --> 00:44:27,699 You sit right down where you are. 681 00:44:27,733 --> 00:44:29,100 I mean, what do you think I am? 682 00:44:29,134 --> 00:44:31,169 Some kind of an organ grinder's monkey? 683 00:44:31,202 --> 00:44:33,705 You put on some music a lady can move to. 684 00:44:36,241 --> 00:44:37,976 Well, play something. 685 00:44:43,749 --> 00:44:45,316 Here, you do it. 686 00:44:47,986 --> 00:44:49,654 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 687 00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:56,294 Keeping abreast of the market on Wall Street, 688 00:44:56,327 --> 00:45:01,399 the Dutch guilder surged upward again 689 00:45:02,267 --> 00:45:05,804 to a newer and higher high. 690 00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:11,242 The biggest extension since June. 691 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:20,752 And the breakup of IBM and the SEC 692 00:45:20,786 --> 00:45:26,958 caused Rockward Computers to jerk to life again. 693 00:45:26,992 --> 00:45:33,131 Texas Instruments pulled out of a sinking spell and spurted 12.2%. 694 00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:35,000 The bullion boom is sweet, 695 00:45:35,033 --> 00:45:41,807 and penetrating a whole new consumer market, 696 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:46,311 as private gold ownership 697 00:45:47,512 --> 00:45:51,116 rises to an all time high 698 00:45:51,149 --> 00:45:55,453 and topless interest rates jump 2% 699 00:45:58,656 --> 00:46:00,558 in a bottomless market. 700 00:46:04,462 --> 00:46:07,365 And Detroit took a new beating today 701 00:46:08,834 --> 00:46:11,636 when General Motors 702 00:46:11,669 --> 00:46:16,507 plunged at the news of stiffer emission controls 703 00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:18,476 a full five points 704 00:46:20,846 --> 00:46:23,514 to a new low. 705 00:46:23,548 --> 00:46:27,318 As sugar futures floated up and down, 706 00:46:27,352 --> 00:46:32,290 Superior Oil's chances flowed freely 707 00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:37,228 at 1,168. 708 00:46:39,865 --> 00:46:43,034 To stimulate the aviation field, 709 00:46:43,068 --> 00:46:48,173 Rolls Royce is in for a big, thick, 710 00:46:48,206 --> 00:46:50,808 fat government contract 711 00:46:50,842 --> 00:46:53,945 to sell jet engines to the Arabs. 712 00:46:55,881 --> 00:47:01,052 And Lockheed is moving up a stiff, 713 00:47:01,086 --> 00:47:03,889 well-positioned nine points, 714 00:47:03,922 --> 00:47:07,125 and reinserting its dividend 715 00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:12,697 to wipe out a very bad year. 716 00:47:14,299 --> 00:47:17,702 It's an uphill battle of big versus little. 717 00:47:17,735 --> 00:47:20,505 And on Wall Street today, 718 00:47:20,538 --> 00:47:24,075 everyone is buzzing with the unconfirmed rumor 719 00:47:25,210 --> 00:47:29,847 that little Getty Oil 720 00:47:29,881 --> 00:47:35,486 is being absorbed by the giant J. Arthur Conrad Organization 721 00:47:36,988 --> 00:47:41,559 to corner a full 10% of the world market. 722 00:47:45,163 --> 00:47:47,966 Would one of you guys like to scoop up the table? 723 00:47:49,434 --> 00:47:50,668 Leave it. 724 00:47:52,337 --> 00:47:55,806 Call my wife and tell her I'll be late. 725 00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:56,975 Yes, sir. 726 00:47:57,008 --> 00:47:59,544 You can get out. Both of you. 727 00:47:59,577 --> 00:48:00,645 Yes, sir. 728 00:48:09,020 --> 00:48:11,789 Will you say that again? 729 00:48:11,822 --> 00:48:13,791 Sure. Where do you want me to start? 730 00:48:13,824 --> 00:48:15,093 The beginning. 731 00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:17,662 Start at the beginning. 732 00:48:19,464 --> 00:48:22,934 ATandT was wiped out today. 733 00:48:24,369 --> 00:48:27,805 Polaroid dived, 734 00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:33,278 and the whole market sunk right down to the bottom. 735 00:48:39,650 --> 00:48:43,321 XAVIERA: I discovered that New York is a small town in many ways. 736 00:48:43,354 --> 00:48:46,457 The word spread about a healthy, active, Dutch girl, 737 00:48:46,491 --> 00:48:48,126 who loved her work. 738 00:48:48,159 --> 00:48:50,095 And I got so busy, I bought myself 739 00:48:50,128 --> 00:48:52,197 a bicycle to peddle around faster. 740 00:48:57,235 --> 00:48:59,870 I loved the excitement of meeting new people 741 00:48:59,904 --> 00:49:02,207 and seeing different faces every day. 742 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,309 It is true, I had gotten into a business 743 00:49:04,342 --> 00:49:06,277 that wasn't considered very romantic, 744 00:49:06,311 --> 00:49:08,379 but I was able to bring something special to it 745 00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:09,914 simply because I loved it. 746 00:49:31,269 --> 00:49:32,703 (ALARM RINGING) 747 00:49:47,885 --> 00:49:51,989 My talents were so in demand and the pay scale so fantastic 748 00:49:52,023 --> 00:49:53,424 that in just a few months, 749 00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:56,527 my personal savings account had grown by leaps and bounds. 750 00:50:04,269 --> 00:50:05,703 (DOORBELL RINGING) 751 00:50:11,576 --> 00:50:13,778 Police! Open up. 752 00:50:14,945 --> 00:50:16,981 As you can see, it's open. 753 00:50:25,956 --> 00:50:28,126 Can I help you or are you going to help yourself? 754 00:50:28,159 --> 00:50:30,128 Watch it, sister. I got complaints about you. 755 00:50:30,161 --> 00:50:31,962 Oh, really, from whom? 756 00:50:31,996 --> 00:50:33,164 Your neighbors. 757 00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:37,235 I hear you got some action here. 758 00:50:37,268 --> 00:50:38,703 A lot of studs coming and going. 759 00:50:38,736 --> 00:50:42,373 Is this an official visit or a social call? 760 00:50:42,407 --> 00:50:45,443 'Cause if it's the former, then I want to see a search warrant. 761 00:50:45,476 --> 00:50:48,313 If it's the latter, then I'm going to ask you to leave. 762 00:50:48,346 --> 00:50:50,115 I'll ask the questions, baby. 763 00:50:54,152 --> 00:50:56,221 You got a lot of booze here for a single girl. 764 00:50:56,254 --> 00:50:58,489 Mmm. And I almost never get a hangover. 765 00:51:17,342 --> 00:51:19,244 Are you going to take all day? 766 00:51:19,277 --> 00:51:21,412 I want to fix my bicycle and I'd like to get it finished. 767 00:51:21,446 --> 00:51:23,848 I don't get an awful lot of time during the week. 768 00:51:27,118 --> 00:51:28,986 Oh, I bet you don't, baby. I bet you don't. 769 00:51:29,019 --> 00:51:30,621 What you got here? Marijuana? 770 00:51:30,655 --> 00:51:31,756 Tulip tree. 771 00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:32,823 A tulip tree. 772 00:51:33,991 --> 00:51:36,194 How many tricks you figure you turn a week? 773 00:51:36,227 --> 00:51:38,629 15? 20? 774 00:51:38,663 --> 00:51:40,298 What do you get? Twenty-five a piece? 775 00:51:40,331 --> 00:51:41,632 50? A hundred? 776 00:51:43,668 --> 00:51:47,037 You know, I got a wife and two kids at home. 777 00:51:47,071 --> 00:51:49,174 One more due in a couple of weeks. 778 00:51:51,075 --> 00:51:54,345 You broads make more in a week than I get in a whole month. 779 00:51:58,183 --> 00:52:01,152 Tell me, how many of these jerks give you any satisfaction? 780 00:52:03,554 --> 00:52:05,756 How many, hot pants? You tell me. 781 00:52:10,027 --> 00:52:13,998 (ALARM RINGING) Police! Help! Help me! Help! 782 00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:16,867 What the hell? What the hell? 783 00:52:16,901 --> 00:52:19,304 Are you crazy? What did you do that for? Get out. 784 00:52:19,337 --> 00:52:21,071 You get out of my house. 785 00:52:21,105 --> 00:52:23,040 All right, all right, all right. I'm going. 786 00:52:23,073 --> 00:52:24,342 But I'll be back. 787 00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:25,743 'Cause you think you got it all, 788 00:52:25,776 --> 00:52:27,845 but you ain't got one thing and that's protection, 789 00:52:27,878 --> 00:52:30,315 and I wanna give you protection 790 00:52:30,348 --> 00:52:32,217 'cause you're gonna need it. 791 00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:35,353 You can mark my words. 792 00:52:51,068 --> 00:52:54,071 XAVIERA: My first brush with the law, if you can call him that, 793 00:52:54,104 --> 00:52:56,106 cost me every cent I had. 794 00:52:56,140 --> 00:52:58,343 He'd convinced me that I did need protection, 795 00:52:58,376 --> 00:53:01,446 all right, but from him. 796 00:53:01,479 --> 00:53:04,549 So, I decided to try the number Yves had given me. 797 00:53:17,328 --> 00:53:18,496 Oh, hi. Madeleine? 798 00:53:35,112 --> 00:53:36,447 MADELEINE: Who is it? 799 00:53:36,481 --> 00:53:38,048 Xaviera Hollander. 800 00:53:38,082 --> 00:53:39,984 Come straight up, love. 801 00:54:11,382 --> 00:54:15,219 XAVIERA: I never expected a brothel to look like a Park Avenue cocktail party. 802 00:54:17,288 --> 00:54:21,426 Well, at last. I knew we'd meet again. 803 00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:23,761 Oh, yeah? Well, then, you knew something I didn't know. 804 00:54:23,794 --> 00:54:25,963 Did you bring your famous bicycle? Not tonight. 805 00:54:25,996 --> 00:54:27,965 Come on, I'll buy you a drink. Okay. 806 00:54:27,998 --> 00:54:29,099 Heard from Yves lately? 807 00:54:29,133 --> 00:54:30,501 No, only through his friends. 808 00:54:30,535 --> 00:54:31,936 A real womanizer, that one. 809 00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:33,237 Madeleine. 810 00:54:34,305 --> 00:54:36,140 Linda Jo is at it again. 811 00:54:36,173 --> 00:54:38,309 Cunt. Got a prima donna up there 812 00:54:38,343 --> 00:54:40,478 thinks her ass is cast in platinum. 813 00:54:40,511 --> 00:54:43,047 Carlos'll fix you a drink. I'll be right back. 814 00:54:53,691 --> 00:54:54,959 Buenas noches, Carlos. 815 00:54:54,992 --> 00:54:56,361 Scotch on the rocks. 816 00:54:58,095 --> 00:55:00,831 WOMAN: Look, if you ask me, reality sucks. 817 00:55:00,865 --> 00:55:02,567 I mean, it really sucks. 818 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:07,905 Tell your boss for me, if that's what he calls reality, it sucks. 819 00:55:07,938 --> 00:55:10,475 That's what I'd tell him if I were you. 820 00:55:10,508 --> 00:55:12,042 MAN 1: What are you talking about? 821 00:55:12,076 --> 00:55:13,844 Are you stoned or something? 822 00:55:15,346 --> 00:55:17,715 MAN 2: I knew that bastard was there. 823 00:55:17,748 --> 00:55:23,988 So, I took the old penny horn fly that my dad gave me as a kid 824 00:55:24,021 --> 00:55:27,792 and then I just let the breeze carry it out over the water. 825 00:55:28,593 --> 00:55:30,861 No kidding. 826 00:55:30,895 --> 00:55:33,330 Well, I don't know exactly how. 827 00:55:33,364 --> 00:55:37,702 It's like... I've had over 30 jobs in the last two years. 828 00:55:37,735 --> 00:55:41,906 Waitressing, typing. All that. 829 00:55:41,939 --> 00:55:46,276 Like, everything made me nervous, you know. 830 00:55:46,310 --> 00:55:49,947 So, I'd mess up, get fired, or quit. 831 00:55:49,980 --> 00:55:52,783 It's sort of like this is the only thing 832 00:55:52,817 --> 00:55:55,586 I ever did that doesn't make me nervous. 833 00:55:55,620 --> 00:55:59,957 When they took Mother away, I went to Maine 834 00:55:59,990 --> 00:56:03,861 to live with my uncles in an old house. 835 00:56:03,894 --> 00:56:06,631 It was a big old house. Kind of scary. 836 00:56:06,664 --> 00:56:08,666 How old were you then? 837 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:13,904 Oh, 15. And my uncles, 838 00:56:17,141 --> 00:56:18,509 they took turns. 839 00:56:20,177 --> 00:56:22,146 You know. 840 00:56:22,179 --> 00:56:23,781 You mean, they... 841 00:56:25,015 --> 00:56:29,386 At dinner, sometimes, we had this long table. 842 00:56:29,420 --> 00:56:32,490 They'd pull me down, make me sit on their laps. 843 00:56:34,191 --> 00:56:37,662 I could feel them getting excited. 844 00:56:41,331 --> 00:56:45,636 You mean, they behaved that way at the table? 845 00:56:45,670 --> 00:56:50,307 When we went on picnics, we'd all have to squeeze into one car. 846 00:56:50,340 --> 00:56:52,843 That's why I don't ever like to go on picnics now. 847 00:56:52,877 --> 00:56:55,312 This is upsetting. 848 00:56:55,345 --> 00:56:57,515 It's very upsetting. Poor child. 849 00:56:59,316 --> 00:57:01,619 Well, shall we... 850 00:57:01,652 --> 00:57:03,488 Shall we go upstairs now? 851 00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:05,022 Sure. 852 00:57:05,055 --> 00:57:08,292 And, when we get there, 853 00:57:10,127 --> 00:57:11,562 will you sit on my lap? 854 00:57:12,830 --> 00:57:13,998 Sure. 855 00:57:31,682 --> 00:57:32,817 Finish your drink? 856 00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:34,284 Oh, I'm not really thirsty. 857 00:57:34,318 --> 00:57:35,686 Come on, I'll show you the house. 858 00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:36,821 Okay. 859 00:57:38,489 --> 00:57:39,690 FINCH: Madeleine. 860 00:57:40,991 --> 00:57:43,393 Hi, sorry I'm late. 861 00:57:43,427 --> 00:57:45,195 Mr. Brim, he's here. 862 00:58:05,015 --> 00:58:07,351 Okay. Where the hell you been? 863 00:58:08,252 --> 00:58:09,687 I said 9:00 sharp. 864 00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:12,356 I'm sorry. Sorry? Who needs it. 865 00:58:12,389 --> 00:58:14,659 I don't like to be kept waiting. 866 00:58:14,692 --> 00:58:16,594 How can I make it up to you? 867 00:58:16,627 --> 00:58:18,462 I can. I know I can. 868 00:58:19,697 --> 00:58:22,066 I'll take what I deserve. 869 00:58:22,099 --> 00:58:23,934 Damn right you will. 870 00:58:23,968 --> 00:58:25,135 (GROANS) 871 00:58:27,972 --> 00:58:31,208 On your feet. I said, on your feet! 872 00:58:32,643 --> 00:58:33,978 And march upstairs. 873 00:58:45,322 --> 00:58:48,258 Finch comes in special for a few of the clients. 874 00:58:48,292 --> 00:58:51,562 Yeah, she's special all right. 875 00:58:51,596 --> 00:58:54,599 You intend to move in or keep your own place? 876 00:58:54,632 --> 00:58:56,734 Oh, I think I'll keep my own. 877 00:58:56,767 --> 00:58:59,103 Fine. You can come and go as you like. 878 00:58:59,136 --> 00:59:01,105 I'll give you a key, okay? 879 00:59:05,075 --> 00:59:06,877 Cynthia. 880 00:59:06,911 --> 00:59:08,445 Xaviera, this is Cynthia. 881 00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:10,114 How do you do? 882 00:59:10,147 --> 00:59:13,417 Cynthia keeps the records of who goes with whom and how often. 883 00:59:13,450 --> 00:59:15,219 And, normally, the time is half an hour. 884 00:59:15,252 --> 00:59:16,787 Some of the girls make it sooner, 885 00:59:16,821 --> 00:59:19,824 but the man is entitled to half an hour. 886 00:59:19,857 --> 00:59:23,227 If he goes more than once during that time, another charge. 887 00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:24,962 I keep track and I take the money. 888 00:59:24,995 --> 00:59:26,496 Then she gives it to me. 889 00:59:26,530 --> 00:59:28,165 Nice to meet you, Xaviera. 890 00:59:28,198 --> 00:59:29,867 Nice to meet you, too. 891 00:59:30,635 --> 00:59:31,836 (WOMAN MOANING) 892 00:59:34,839 --> 00:59:36,140 (CACKLING) 893 00:59:44,014 --> 00:59:46,483 Oh, chocolate's my favorite! 894 00:59:56,794 --> 00:59:58,162 Peach Melba. 895 01:00:11,676 --> 01:00:13,410 (CACKLING) 896 01:00:27,024 --> 01:00:28,693 When do we eat? 897 01:00:35,199 --> 01:00:37,067 And this is my study. 898 01:01:09,433 --> 01:01:11,668 Xaviera, do you usually dress that way? 899 01:01:11,702 --> 01:01:13,804 Oh, no, I just thought when in Rome, you know. 900 01:01:13,838 --> 01:01:15,639 Well, you don't dress like a hooker in a whorehouse. 901 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,574 And, anyway, it's not your style. 902 01:01:17,607 --> 01:01:20,577 Let's see. Here, how about this? 903 01:01:20,610 --> 01:01:22,479 Oh, that's beautiful. It is. 904 01:01:22,512 --> 01:01:24,314 Fred bought it for me to get married in. 905 01:01:24,348 --> 01:01:27,251 So far, he's bought me six wedding dresses, all the wrong size, 906 01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:28,585 and no wedding. 907 01:01:28,618 --> 01:01:31,021 It will fit you better anyway. Go on. Try it. 908 01:01:31,055 --> 01:01:32,189 What? Your wedding dress? 909 01:01:32,222 --> 01:01:34,491 Well, I told you, it doesn't fit. Like Fred. 910 01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:35,726 Go on. 911 01:01:38,162 --> 01:01:40,664 Now, the split here is 50-50. 912 01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:42,599 At Georgette's place, she gets sixty-forty, 913 01:01:42,632 --> 01:01:44,368 but I don't see how she keeps the girls. 914 01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:46,503 Frankly, I don't know how long I can hold the line. 915 01:01:46,536 --> 01:01:48,372 The price of food went up seven percent last month. 916 01:01:48,405 --> 01:01:50,507 It's just terrible. 917 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:52,676 Well, look, when you're dressed, come on downstairs. 918 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:55,145 You can start tonight. 919 01:01:55,179 --> 01:01:57,281 Oh, the market went down today, 920 01:01:57,314 --> 01:02:00,184 and the Irish brokers will be here in an hour, drunk as lords. 921 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:01,518 They'd rather drink than screw, 922 01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:04,021 so get them away from the bar as soon as you can. 923 01:02:06,556 --> 01:02:08,225 Incidentally, the rule of the house 924 01:02:08,258 --> 01:02:09,894 is the Madam gets first choice 925 01:02:09,927 --> 01:02:11,395 of the clients, always. 926 01:02:11,428 --> 01:02:13,363 Especially if she's horny. 927 01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:15,532 And Madam is horny tonight. 928 01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:17,467 Get ready, I'll see you downstairs. 929 01:02:17,501 --> 01:02:18,668 Okay. 930 01:02:23,673 --> 01:02:25,475 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) Yeah, what? 931 01:02:25,509 --> 01:02:28,545 I've got a man in a hurry and everyone's busy. Can you see him? 932 01:02:28,578 --> 01:02:30,080 Yeah, sure. Send him in. 933 01:02:31,681 --> 01:02:35,052 I'm sorry. My wife took the kids to Lincoln Center 934 01:02:35,085 --> 01:02:37,888 and I have to pick them up in a half hour. 935 01:02:37,922 --> 01:02:39,990 Well, then, let's get going. 936 01:02:40,024 --> 01:02:42,192 I certainly appreciate this. 937 01:02:42,226 --> 01:02:44,728 You know, you have gorgeous brown eyes. 938 01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:46,263 Thank you. 939 01:02:46,296 --> 01:02:47,431 (WOMAN LAUGHING) 940 01:02:50,935 --> 01:02:53,603 Well, well, well, what are you doing sweetheart? 941 01:02:53,637 --> 01:02:55,705 Checking his pulse? 942 01:02:55,739 --> 01:02:56,874 Hello, darling. 943 01:02:56,907 --> 01:02:58,542 Where have you been the last six days? 944 01:02:58,575 --> 01:03:01,411 Don't you call? Your finger's broken? Excuse me. 945 01:03:01,445 --> 01:03:03,213 Where are you going, honey? Take him with you. 946 01:03:03,247 --> 01:03:05,082 Go on, Fred. Tonight she's on the house 947 01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:07,584 'cause tomorrow, she's on the street. 948 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:09,686 Madeleine, please. We were just talking. 949 01:03:09,719 --> 01:03:11,455 With your hands? 950 01:03:11,488 --> 01:03:13,223 Come on now, Madeleine. Don't get mad. 951 01:03:13,257 --> 01:03:17,527 Mad? Who's mad? Remember, we were going to Key West for a vacation. 952 01:03:17,561 --> 01:03:19,463 I was in Chicago. I don't want to know about it. 953 01:03:19,496 --> 01:03:21,398 Go pack your things. 954 01:03:21,431 --> 01:03:23,800 Madeleine, what are you talking about? I've been here nine years. 955 01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:27,204 Nine years and ten seconds, and that's ten seconds too long. 956 01:03:27,237 --> 01:03:28,538 Get out of my sight, okay? 957 01:03:28,572 --> 01:03:30,374 Madeleine, come on. We were just talking. 958 01:03:30,407 --> 01:03:31,741 Out! Go. 959 01:03:39,016 --> 01:03:41,551 Madeleine, what did you do that for? I just told her a joke. 960 01:03:41,585 --> 01:03:43,020 Mmm-hmm. Some joke. 961 01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:52,729 Sir. Oh, sorry. 962 01:03:52,762 --> 01:03:55,732 Sorry. Sorry. I'm late. 963 01:03:55,765 --> 01:03:57,834 Here, is that enough? Good. 964 01:03:59,036 --> 01:04:01,605 MADELEINE: Cynthia. 965 01:04:01,638 --> 01:04:03,908 What are they doing up there? Having a religious retreat? 966 01:04:03,941 --> 01:04:05,242 I mean, where is everybody? 967 01:04:05,275 --> 01:04:07,177 I got a party of six coming any minute. 968 01:04:07,211 --> 01:04:08,412 What should I do? 969 01:04:08,445 --> 01:04:10,147 Get them down here. 970 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:11,781 Do your sound effects. 971 01:04:11,815 --> 01:04:13,750 Look, Madeleine, I kept trying to call you 972 01:04:13,783 --> 01:04:15,685 and I kept getting the intercept operator. 973 01:04:15,719 --> 01:04:18,622 So, why didn't you take her to Key West, baby? 974 01:04:18,655 --> 01:04:20,991 Honey, it was only business. 975 01:04:21,025 --> 01:04:22,859 I got back here as soon as I could. 976 01:04:22,893 --> 01:04:24,361 How was business? Good? 977 01:04:24,394 --> 01:04:25,729 (CYNTHIA MOANING) 978 01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:47,484 Well, hi. Nice to see you again. 979 01:04:47,517 --> 01:04:49,219 Nice to see you again. 980 01:04:49,253 --> 01:04:52,089 Take a good look, 'cause he may not be here much longer. 981 01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:55,525 That's a very pretty dress. 982 01:04:57,594 --> 01:04:59,596 Don't you recognize it, Fred? 983 01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:01,865 No, should I? 984 01:05:05,769 --> 01:05:08,238 Christ, I think I'll have a drink. 985 01:05:13,077 --> 01:05:14,444 Excuse me. 986 01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:30,527 Thanks for helping. 987 01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:32,062 I thought he'd take forever. 988 01:05:34,098 --> 01:05:37,267 Well, if you haven't fished the Navesink, it's really quite a treat. 989 01:05:37,301 --> 01:05:39,103 Hey, listen. I'll tell you what. 990 01:05:39,136 --> 01:05:41,871 I'll call Dad and we'll set it up for Saturday. 991 01:05:41,905 --> 01:05:43,740 I can pick you up at your place. 992 01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:45,942 Have you got waders? Yeah. 993 01:05:45,976 --> 01:05:48,212 Cynthia. 994 01:05:48,245 --> 01:05:49,946 Cynthia, put on some music, will you? 995 01:05:49,980 --> 01:05:52,949 This funeral parlor is turning into a morgue. 996 01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:58,422 Uh, Madeleine. 997 01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:00,257 Yeah, Benson? 998 01:06:00,290 --> 01:06:01,591 Can I have a word with you a minute, please, ma'am? 999 01:06:01,625 --> 01:06:03,893 Well, sure, Benson. What is it? 1000 01:06:03,927 --> 01:06:06,363 (MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 1001 01:06:06,396 --> 01:06:09,199 As you know, I called you all the way from Atlanta 1002 01:06:09,233 --> 01:06:11,901 to advise you exactly what I wanted. Yeah. 1003 01:06:11,935 --> 01:06:16,406 Well, this young lady is refusing to participate. 1004 01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:18,408 She what? That's right. 1005 01:06:18,442 --> 01:06:20,277 She refuses to participate. 1006 01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:21,878 Is this true Linda Jo? 1007 01:06:21,911 --> 01:06:23,980 You're giving Mr. Garfield a hard time? 1008 01:06:24,014 --> 01:06:27,751 No, ma'am. I'm not giving Mr. Garfield a hard time. 1009 01:06:29,019 --> 01:06:31,988 But I'm not doing any scenes with any nigger. 1010 01:06:32,022 --> 01:06:36,393 Go upstairs. I'll talk to you later. 1011 01:06:36,426 --> 01:06:40,897 A whole house full of girls, and you got to pick Scarlett O'Hara. 1012 01:06:40,930 --> 01:06:43,333 Everyone else was busy. 1013 01:06:43,367 --> 01:06:47,437 XAVIERA: Atlanta is a long way, isn't it? 1014 01:06:47,471 --> 01:06:50,740 Well, I think that Mr. Garfield has come too far to be disappointed. 1015 01:06:50,774 --> 01:06:52,409 Don't you, Mr. Garfield? 1016 01:06:52,442 --> 01:06:54,511 (ONE TO ONE PLAYING ON STEREO) 1017 01:06:57,481 --> 01:06:58,615 (TURNS UP VOLUME) 1018 01:06:58,648 --> 01:07:03,853 * Only you and me 1019 01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:12,362 * One to one 1020 01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:19,002 * You are all I can see 1021 01:07:21,838 --> 01:07:26,576 * A special world full of loving 1022 01:07:27,477 --> 01:07:30,380 * Leaving others behind 1023 01:07:30,414 --> 01:07:33,217 * I won't miss them 1024 01:07:34,251 --> 01:07:38,122 * You're the only one 1025 01:07:38,155 --> 01:07:40,357 * On my mind 1026 01:07:42,025 --> 01:07:45,729 * Let me fill your life 1027 01:07:45,762 --> 01:07:52,436 * We can find the things we have been missing 1028 01:07:56,005 --> 01:08:00,577 * One to one 1029 01:08:02,446 --> 01:08:06,950 * It's the only way 1030 01:08:11,455 --> 01:08:16,293 * One to one 1031 01:08:17,794 --> 01:08:22,699 * And the sun lights the day 1032 01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:28,037 * What's done is done 1033 01:08:28,071 --> 01:08:31,541 * Now I love you 1034 01:08:31,575 --> 01:08:34,211 * There's no turnin' around 1035 01:08:34,244 --> 01:08:36,713 * You could hurt me 1036 01:08:37,614 --> 01:08:41,885 * But I'm not stepping down 1037 01:08:41,918 --> 01:08:43,253 * It's too late 1038 01:08:46,055 --> 01:08:49,125 * Let me hold you close 1039 01:08:49,159 --> 01:08:51,261 * We can't wait 1040 01:08:52,596 --> 01:08:56,065 * Let's share that sunshine 1041 01:08:56,099 --> 01:09:00,604 * One to all is nothing 1042 01:09:01,771 --> 01:09:05,108 * But one to one 1043 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:09,813 * Is all 1044 01:09:09,846 --> 01:09:14,618 Gentlemen, I think we're gonna have a party. 1045 01:09:15,084 --> 01:09:16,253 Shit! 1046 01:09:19,923 --> 01:09:21,791 (ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 1047 01:09:32,436 --> 01:09:34,070 XAVIERA: While working at Madeleine's, 1048 01:09:34,103 --> 01:09:36,139 I always took on the most challenging assignments 1049 01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:38,975 in and out of the house. 1050 01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:42,479 Some of our clients found in me the answer to special needs 1051 01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:45,882 that they couldn't satisfy with wives or girlfriends. 1052 01:10:01,365 --> 01:10:02,732 (WHIMPERING) 1053 01:10:11,575 --> 01:10:12,876 (DOG BARKING) 1054 01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:14,844 Get back! 1055 01:10:15,812 --> 01:10:16,880 Hey! 1056 01:10:18,081 --> 01:10:19,215 Stop it, you! 1057 01:10:24,254 --> 01:10:26,022 Shut up! 1058 01:10:26,055 --> 01:10:28,625 Watch those fast moves. You better sit down. 1059 01:10:28,658 --> 01:10:29,993 Sit down! 1060 01:10:31,928 --> 01:10:33,430 Buddy here is vicious. 1061 01:10:36,165 --> 01:10:38,635 Why, just the other day, he attacked this Doberman 1062 01:10:38,668 --> 01:10:40,570 and went right for his jugular. 1063 01:10:40,604 --> 01:10:42,839 Well, that's nice. 1064 01:10:42,872 --> 01:10:45,074 Yeah. Couple of months ago, he went after this doctor. 1065 01:10:45,108 --> 01:10:46,876 The stupid fellow waved his bag at him. 1066 01:10:46,910 --> 01:10:50,514 It was all I could do to keep Buddy from just tearing him apart. 1067 01:10:52,115 --> 01:10:54,384 Here, Buddy. Here, Buddy. Come on here, nice doggie. 1068 01:10:54,418 --> 01:10:56,219 See, see? Dogs are my friends. 1069 01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:57,987 See, they're my friends. 1070 01:10:58,021 --> 01:11:00,390 Oh, Buddy, Buddy. See? 1071 01:11:00,424 --> 01:11:03,360 I had a German shepherd in South Africa once. 1072 01:11:05,929 --> 01:11:07,564 He must be sick or something. 1073 01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:08,998 Something he ate. 1074 01:11:09,032 --> 01:11:11,034 Some preservatives in his chow, maybe. 1075 01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:14,270 Well, down to business. 1076 01:11:14,304 --> 01:11:16,373 Ready when you are, Harry. 1077 01:11:26,049 --> 01:11:27,417 Come on. 1078 01:11:27,451 --> 01:11:30,186 Wait till she gets this, I swear to God. 1079 01:11:30,219 --> 01:11:33,056 I hope I bust your balls. I'll bust your balls. 1080 01:11:33,089 --> 01:11:35,191 You don't know how many times she's called me. 1081 01:11:35,224 --> 01:11:36,993 Alimony this. Alimony that. 1082 01:11:38,061 --> 01:11:39,929 This time, it's my turn. 1083 01:11:41,931 --> 01:11:44,568 Hi, Agnes. It's me, Harry. 1084 01:11:45,569 --> 01:11:47,136 Well, I'm fine. How are you? 1085 01:11:47,170 --> 01:11:48,472 (LAUGHS) 1086 01:11:48,505 --> 01:11:52,742 Hey, you got any secrets? Huh? 1087 01:11:52,776 --> 01:11:56,780 Well, I got a secret, and it's a hot one. 1088 01:11:58,448 --> 01:12:01,651 Guess what it is? No, you gotta guess. 1089 01:12:01,685 --> 01:12:03,086 (DOG WHIMPERS) 1090 01:12:03,119 --> 01:12:06,423 Yeah. Yeah, that's right. 1091 01:12:07,256 --> 01:12:08,358 Yeah. 1092 01:12:09,626 --> 01:12:11,428 And guess what I'm doing now? 1093 01:12:11,461 --> 01:12:12,829 (LAUGHING) 1094 01:12:13,763 --> 01:12:17,434 Attaboy, Buddy. Attaboy! 1095 01:12:21,270 --> 01:12:23,907 Yeah, I'll give you three guesses what we're doing. 1096 01:12:23,940 --> 01:12:26,309 Bow-wow, Harry. Bow-wow. 1097 01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:28,011 You got that, Agnes? 1098 01:12:28,044 --> 01:12:30,847 (IMITATES DOG BARKING) Take that, Agnes! Bow-wow! 1099 01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:36,285 Okay? Yeah, terrific. 1100 01:12:37,053 --> 01:12:38,488 How much I owe you? 1101 01:12:44,694 --> 01:12:46,763 XAVIERA: As my experience grew at Madeleine's, 1102 01:12:46,796 --> 01:12:49,298 I got more ambitious. I wanted to be independent. 1103 01:12:49,332 --> 01:12:52,368 So, during my free hours, I searched for and I finally found 1104 01:12:52,402 --> 01:12:54,370 an apartment to open my own house. 1105 01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:55,472 Xaviera. 1106 01:12:55,505 --> 01:12:56,573 Yeah. 1107 01:12:57,474 --> 01:12:58,875 I found it under the bed. 1108 01:12:58,908 --> 01:13:00,243 Oh, thank you. 1109 01:13:02,746 --> 01:13:04,247 Well, so long. 1110 01:13:05,582 --> 01:13:08,051 I wish you weren't going, Xaviera. 1111 01:13:08,084 --> 01:13:11,387 I'll only be ten blocks away. You come and visit. 1112 01:13:11,421 --> 01:13:14,357 Of all the girls leaving, I wish you'd stay. 1113 01:13:15,592 --> 01:13:17,694 That's nice of you to say that. 1114 01:13:17,727 --> 01:13:20,764 I'll miss you. I'll miss you so much. 1115 01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:22,999 Give you a call. 1116 01:13:23,733 --> 01:13:24,868 Okay. 1117 01:13:42,586 --> 01:13:45,722 XAVIERA: I took with me some of Madeleine's best girls. 1118 01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:48,692 The clients followed, and I was on my way. 1119 01:13:48,725 --> 01:13:51,728 Hey, big-shit Madam bitch, 1120 01:13:51,761 --> 01:13:53,730 bet you ain't got no black ass 1121 01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:56,700 turning tricks in your high-class fucking house. 1122 01:13:56,733 --> 01:13:59,402 Bet your midget-dick white johns can't buy 1123 01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:01,705 no licorice in you candy store. 1124 01:14:01,738 --> 01:14:04,373 Oh, she afraid the black gonna rub off all over 1125 01:14:04,407 --> 01:14:06,242 her beautiful white sheets. 1126 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:07,944 Ain't you, honey? 1127 01:14:07,977 --> 01:14:09,713 Aurora's black. 1128 01:14:09,746 --> 01:14:12,415 Oh, shit, man, that mixed rat ain't black. 1129 01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:13,883 She half white. 1130 01:14:13,917 --> 01:14:16,520 The scumbag don't know what the fuck she is. 1131 01:14:16,553 --> 01:14:18,888 Kick her ass. 1132 01:14:18,922 --> 01:14:22,058 Now, cut that out, you hear me? 1133 01:14:22,091 --> 01:14:23,560 Cut it! 1134 01:14:23,593 --> 01:14:26,295 You girls are aging me before my time. 1135 01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:33,369 XAVIERA: Pretty soon, I was running a tight little business 1136 01:14:33,402 --> 01:14:35,038 with girls for men of all tastes, 1137 01:14:35,071 --> 01:14:36,906 who needed the opportunity to drop 1138 01:14:36,940 --> 01:14:38,975 their respectability with their trousers. 1139 01:14:50,253 --> 01:14:53,056 XAVIERA: No, Max. No. 1140 01:14:53,089 --> 01:14:55,424 No, come on, now. Come off it, will you? 1141 01:14:55,458 --> 01:14:57,060 Don't be so silly. Now look... 1142 01:14:57,093 --> 01:14:59,896 Will you listen to me, Max? 1143 01:14:59,929 --> 01:15:02,398 Now look, it's the whole... It's the whole thing that was no good. 1144 01:15:02,431 --> 01:15:06,402 It was... I mean, having the girls there was just absolutely... 1145 01:15:06,435 --> 01:15:08,972 It's not you that I object to, Max. 1146 01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:11,741 It's those two goon buddies of yours. 1147 01:15:11,775 --> 01:15:17,747 Yeah. Well, they got their wooden legs and their rubber... What? 1148 01:15:17,781 --> 01:15:23,653 No, no, I was conscious to the bitter end, so my word is just... 1149 01:15:23,687 --> 01:15:27,824 All right, Max. Yeah, you got your time as always. You know that. 1150 01:15:27,857 --> 01:15:29,559 Yeah. Okay. 1151 01:15:30,827 --> 01:15:32,061 Bye-bye. 1152 01:15:40,570 --> 01:15:42,706 I think they're fags. 1153 01:15:42,739 --> 01:15:43,873 Who? 1154 01:15:43,907 --> 01:15:46,475 Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street. 1155 01:15:55,418 --> 01:15:57,987 That stuff won't bring the swelling down. 1156 01:15:58,988 --> 01:16:00,990 I'm not drinking for my face. 1157 01:16:01,024 --> 01:16:03,693 I'm drinking for my head. 1158 01:16:03,727 --> 01:16:05,895 Won't help your head, either. 1159 01:16:05,929 --> 01:16:08,632 Crummy bastard. 1160 01:16:08,665 --> 01:16:11,500 If I was strong as he, I might've killed him. 1161 01:16:11,534 --> 01:16:13,903 Did he ask you for those uppers? 1162 01:16:15,204 --> 01:16:16,806 No. 1163 01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:19,876 Then you shouldn't have given them to him. 1164 01:16:19,909 --> 01:16:22,578 I wanted to see him turn red. 1165 01:16:23,546 --> 01:16:25,915 You succeeded all right. 1166 01:16:25,949 --> 01:16:27,851 WOMAN: Xaviera. Yeah? 1167 01:16:33,757 --> 01:16:35,759 Thank you. What time is it? 1168 01:16:35,792 --> 01:16:38,194 Almost your bedtime again. 1169 01:16:38,227 --> 01:16:40,930 Hello, Cynthia, baby. What? 1170 01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:43,833 How are you? 1171 01:16:43,867 --> 01:16:46,936 What? What do you mean? What sort of proposition? 1172 01:16:49,873 --> 01:16:53,142 You sure? Oh, come on, don't believe it. 1173 01:16:55,044 --> 01:16:58,047 No, I can't come at 12:00, I've got a client coming. 1174 01:16:58,081 --> 01:17:00,416 No. All right. Tell her I'll be there. 1175 01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:01,751 All right? Okay, bye. 1176 01:17:03,086 --> 01:17:04,387 That was Cynthia. 1177 01:17:04,420 --> 01:17:06,690 Madeleine wants to sell out. 1178 01:17:06,723 --> 01:17:09,058 Lucille, Uh, Long Branch is coming at 12:00 1179 01:17:09,092 --> 01:17:10,894 and you take care of him, okay? 1180 01:17:10,927 --> 01:17:14,297 Sure. Him and his oil rig. 1181 01:17:14,330 --> 01:17:16,599 Chris, you take care of the calls, 1182 01:17:19,268 --> 01:17:21,470 and there's more hot chocolate on the stove. 1183 01:17:50,967 --> 01:17:56,639 $50,000 cash, plus 10% of the net receipts for the next two years. 1184 01:17:57,473 --> 01:17:59,175 I don't believe it. 1185 01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:00,844 You want it or not? 1186 01:18:00,877 --> 01:18:02,912 You took six of my best girls already. 1187 01:18:02,946 --> 01:18:04,914 What do you think I am, a blood bank? 1188 01:18:04,948 --> 01:18:07,316 When did you find out? It's not possible. 1189 01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:09,085 It's nature, that's what it is. 1190 01:18:09,118 --> 01:18:11,788 I mean, that's what sex is for, isn't it? Maybe. 1191 01:18:11,821 --> 01:18:13,790 Yeah, but I... 1192 01:18:13,823 --> 01:18:17,827 $35,000 and no percentage, and you shut up. 1193 01:18:22,398 --> 01:18:24,633 Was it Fred? 1194 01:18:24,667 --> 01:18:29,172 Yeah, Fred. I can't believe it myself. 1195 01:18:29,205 --> 01:18:32,708 Four husbands, a thousand times as many clients, 1196 01:18:32,742 --> 01:18:36,012 and a meat-packer from Chicago knocks me up. 1197 01:18:37,180 --> 01:18:39,015 Well, I'm sure you'll love Chicago. 1198 01:18:39,048 --> 01:18:42,151 I don't care if it's Jersey City, 1199 01:18:42,185 --> 01:18:44,553 I'm going to have a baby. 1200 01:18:44,587 --> 01:18:47,723 $20,000, no percentage, plus the rent, of course. 1201 01:18:50,593 --> 01:18:53,362 You are some bitch. 1202 01:18:55,031 --> 01:18:57,466 Five now, and the rest in three months. 1203 01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:59,702 You'd do that to an expectant mother? 1204 01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:02,305 And that is providing that the clients in your book are living, 1205 01:19:02,338 --> 01:19:04,573 so I'm not buying a god damn cemetery, 1206 01:19:04,607 --> 01:19:07,410 and that the lease is held in my lawyer's name. 1207 01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:10,746 Cash. 1208 01:19:20,556 --> 01:19:21,757 Cash. 1209 01:19:26,529 --> 01:19:27,730 How do you like my dress? 1210 01:19:27,763 --> 01:19:29,032 Oh, beautiful. 1211 01:19:29,866 --> 01:19:31,400 Fred bought it for me. 1212 01:19:31,434 --> 01:19:33,903 And you know what? It fits. 1213 01:19:35,138 --> 01:19:36,505 Madeleine, John Burden is here 1214 01:19:36,539 --> 01:19:38,241 and there's nobody to take care of him. 1215 01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:39,708 Well, then, you do it. 1216 01:19:40,076 --> 01:19:41,277 Me? 1217 01:19:41,310 --> 01:19:44,147 Go ahead, pretend you're just watching. 1218 01:19:45,248 --> 01:19:46,883 Oh, no, Madeleine, I couldn't. 1219 01:19:46,916 --> 01:19:49,285 I said, you do it 1220 01:19:49,318 --> 01:19:52,421 'cause I'm going out of business. 1221 01:20:14,577 --> 01:20:15,778 Mr. Burden. 1222 01:20:16,946 --> 01:20:18,781 No one's available, huh? 1223 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:20,083 I am. 1224 01:20:21,450 --> 01:20:22,886 You? 1225 01:20:22,919 --> 01:20:24,220 What's so funny? 1226 01:20:24,253 --> 01:20:26,722 Well, uh, you're the bookkeeper, aren't you? 1227 01:20:26,755 --> 01:20:27,924 Yes. 1228 01:20:29,592 --> 01:20:31,827 Well, I was just looking for someone 1229 01:20:31,861 --> 01:20:33,997 with a little more experience, that's all. 1230 01:20:35,999 --> 01:20:37,934 Give me your hand, Mr. Burden. 1231 01:20:37,967 --> 01:20:39,102 What? 1232 01:20:39,135 --> 01:20:40,803 You're hand, give it to me. 1233 01:20:45,374 --> 01:20:46,842 Now, squeeze. 1234 01:20:50,279 --> 01:20:53,816 There. Can you get yours as hard as that? 1235 01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:03,159 What do you think, Xaviera? 1236 01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:05,594 Do you think and old whore can be a good mother? 1237 01:21:05,628 --> 01:21:08,864 You were never a whore, you were a madam. 1238 01:21:08,898 --> 01:21:12,368 Remember, the rest in three months. Fred'll pick it up. 1239 01:21:12,401 --> 01:21:13,502 Good luck. 1240 01:21:13,536 --> 01:21:14,837 You know what? 1241 01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:18,007 I told Fred since he knocked me up, he had to marry me. 1242 01:21:18,041 --> 01:21:20,509 I just hope the real reason is my money. 1243 01:21:20,543 --> 01:21:24,347 Just wouldn't want the father of my child to be a sucker. 1244 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:26,382 Mmm. I'm sure it was the money. 1245 01:21:26,415 --> 01:21:27,816 I hope so. 1246 01:21:29,418 --> 01:21:32,555 The longer I live, the less I know. 1247 01:21:32,588 --> 01:21:34,423 (WOMAN MOANING) 1248 01:21:56,079 --> 01:21:57,380 XAVIERA: Within three months, 1249 01:21:57,413 --> 01:21:59,582 I had paid off Madeleine and had so many clients 1250 01:21:59,615 --> 01:22:03,319 that the demands of my professional life started to get to me. 1251 01:22:03,352 --> 01:22:06,689 Though I serviced a few regular customers myself, 1252 01:22:06,722 --> 01:22:09,325 the enormous cash flow and the job of keeping 1253 01:22:09,358 --> 01:22:13,129 everything in shape required nearly all my time and attention. 1254 01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:19,335 I had become the most successful madam in New York, 1255 01:22:19,368 --> 01:22:22,705 but managing the business at all hours made it almost impossible 1256 01:22:22,738 --> 01:22:26,675 for me to take an active part in the life of my house. 1257 01:22:26,709 --> 01:22:28,577 I didn't even have the time or energy 1258 01:22:28,611 --> 01:22:31,614 to enjoy my own Christmas party. 1259 01:22:31,647 --> 01:22:34,017 WOMAN: Listen, it'll only take a second. 1260 01:22:34,050 --> 01:22:36,219 I spent a lot of money on this demo. 1261 01:22:36,252 --> 01:22:37,853 You said I needed a gimmick, right? 1262 01:22:37,886 --> 01:22:39,355 Right. Gotta have a gimmick. 1263 01:22:39,388 --> 01:22:41,124 Well, have I got a gimmick. 1264 01:22:41,157 --> 01:22:44,460 Now listen. Here it goes. 1265 01:22:44,493 --> 01:22:45,894 (HAPPY HOOKER PLAYING ON TAPE) 1266 01:22:45,928 --> 01:22:48,231 Carlos. Carlos! 1267 01:22:55,238 --> 01:23:00,109 * I'm the happy hooker Queen of your life 1268 01:23:00,143 --> 01:23:04,813 * All you could handle My price is always right 1269 01:23:04,847 --> 01:23:09,285 (SINGING) * If you're feeling stronger and you want me longer 1270 01:23:09,318 --> 01:23:13,922 * I'll always be ready to ball 1271 01:23:13,956 --> 01:23:18,561 * I'm the happy hooker Happy and gay 1272 01:23:18,594 --> 01:23:23,632 * For due consideration per hour I play 1273 01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:25,968 * You could have a queer streak 1274 01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:28,104 * Crazy or a whip freak 1275 01:23:28,137 --> 01:23:32,241 * Come over or give me a call 1276 01:23:32,275 --> 01:23:34,277 * Your date is cold 1277 01:23:34,310 --> 01:23:36,912 * Your mate is old 1278 01:23:36,945 --> 01:23:41,750 * So come and taste this box of treats I've got to sell 1279 01:23:41,784 --> 01:23:44,087 * Life goes on, boy 1280 01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:46,422 * I'll give you joy 1281 01:23:46,455 --> 01:23:51,327 * The many pleasures of my house will ring your bell 1282 01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:56,199 * I'm the happy hooker Joy of your life 1283 01:23:56,232 --> 01:24:01,270 * Leave me delighted Go back to your wife 1284 01:24:01,304 --> 01:24:03,272 * Keep your own life steady 1285 01:24:03,306 --> 01:24:05,341 * I am always ready 1286 01:24:05,374 --> 01:24:09,378 * My house never closes at all 1287 01:24:09,412 --> 01:24:11,547 * You're low on cash 1288 01:24:11,580 --> 01:24:13,916 * You want to bash? 1289 01:24:17,653 --> 01:24:19,054 (LINDA JO CACKLING) 1290 01:24:24,593 --> 01:24:26,229 Carlos. 1291 01:24:26,262 --> 01:24:28,497 Oh, Xaviera, I need some more whipped cream. 1292 01:24:28,531 --> 01:24:30,233 Could you get Carlos for me? 1293 01:24:35,271 --> 01:24:36,739 Oh, I love this dress. 1294 01:24:36,772 --> 01:24:38,407 Mmm. You're fabulous. 1295 01:24:42,178 --> 01:24:44,680 Fabulous. 1296 01:24:48,751 --> 01:24:49,952 (HUMMING) 1297 01:24:54,557 --> 01:24:58,361 Oh, Carlos, you get Linda Jo whatever she wants, okay? 1298 01:25:00,463 --> 01:25:01,697 (WOMAN MOANS) 1299 01:25:06,769 --> 01:25:08,036 (CACKLING) 1300 01:25:15,244 --> 01:25:16,579 Yes, darling, yes. 1301 01:25:16,612 --> 01:25:18,247 Mommy's coming home right away. 1302 01:25:19,081 --> 01:25:21,016 No, no. 1303 01:25:21,049 --> 01:25:24,187 Now, you go right back to bed and you won't see any more gorillas. 1304 01:25:24,220 --> 01:25:26,522 They're all in the zoo. 1305 01:25:26,555 --> 01:25:29,258 Yes, darling. Now, let me speak to Daddy. 1306 01:25:33,095 --> 01:25:36,899 Jeff, it's just breaking up. 1307 01:25:38,601 --> 01:25:40,736 Why, you should've come. 1308 01:25:40,769 --> 01:25:43,138 But you know how you hate my sister. 1309 01:25:43,172 --> 01:25:47,643 If it gets too late, I'll sleep on the couch and take the morning train. 1310 01:25:47,676 --> 01:25:48,844 All right. 1311 01:25:49,912 --> 01:25:51,980 All right. Bye. 1312 01:25:53,015 --> 01:25:54,317 Love you, too. 1313 01:26:00,856 --> 01:26:03,025 I should have gone home hours ago. 1314 01:26:04,092 --> 01:26:07,129 You better keep your life straight. 1315 01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:10,866 I've got one more, then I'll catch the 1:37. 1316 01:26:50,673 --> 01:26:52,741 CHRIS: I only had two joints in my purse. 1317 01:26:53,476 --> 01:26:55,678 And only 15 years old. 1318 01:26:55,711 --> 01:27:00,683 Then the Turks took us back from the border. Put us on trial. 1319 01:27:01,917 --> 01:27:03,986 Couldn't your parents help? I mean, after all... 1320 01:27:04,019 --> 01:27:07,723 Um, my father sent a telegram from Beverly Hills. 1321 01:27:07,756 --> 01:27:12,227 Told them to keep me. It'd do me good. 1322 01:27:12,261 --> 01:27:17,132 I wish I would've known, I might've helped. 1323 01:27:17,165 --> 01:27:22,471 The Turks used to come by my cell, once, maybe twice a day. 1324 01:27:22,505 --> 01:27:26,041 Give me what they called an examination. 1325 01:27:26,074 --> 01:27:30,212 As if we could get dope into that place. 1326 01:27:30,245 --> 01:27:31,914 Barbarians. 1327 01:27:31,947 --> 01:27:33,682 My brother finally got me out. 1328 01:27:34,450 --> 01:27:36,218 He bribed everybody. 1329 01:27:36,251 --> 01:27:38,721 No wonder you didn't want to go home after all that. 1330 01:27:38,754 --> 01:27:40,956 I sure didn't want to see my parents again. No. 1331 01:27:44,627 --> 01:27:49,765 When they examined you, what was the procedure? 1332 01:27:51,467 --> 01:27:53,602 Well, at first they... 1333 01:27:53,636 --> 01:27:54,970 Not yet. 1334 01:27:55,971 --> 01:27:57,606 Wait till we get upstairs. 1335 01:27:58,073 --> 01:27:59,375 Okay. 1336 01:28:11,887 --> 01:28:13,088 Goodnight, Aurora. 1337 01:28:13,121 --> 01:28:14,423 Goodnight, Cynthia. 1338 01:28:19,962 --> 01:28:21,564 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 1339 01:28:43,285 --> 01:28:44,753 (RINGING) 1340 01:28:46,922 --> 01:28:49,358 Hello. What? 1341 01:28:50,593 --> 01:28:53,095 No, sorry, I don't know anybody called Taggart. 1342 01:28:56,932 --> 01:28:59,167 What? You were recommended by who? 1343 01:28:59,935 --> 01:29:02,838 Oh. Oh, yeah? 1344 01:29:02,871 --> 01:29:05,040 Yeah, well, we're kind of busy tonight. 1345 01:29:06,274 --> 01:29:07,643 Oh, how many? 1346 01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:12,615 Okay, yeah, what do you like to drink? 1347 01:29:13,716 --> 01:29:16,184 Oh, Scotch. Yeah, I love the taste of Scotch. 1348 01:29:17,486 --> 01:29:19,287 Okay. Bye. 1349 01:29:21,390 --> 01:29:24,126 Fellow of the name Taggart. Party of three. Scotch. 1350 01:29:24,993 --> 01:29:26,495 You don't need any more. 1351 01:29:28,230 --> 01:29:30,666 What do you mean? I always need more. 1352 01:29:30,699 --> 01:29:31,800 Hi, I'm Chris. 1353 01:29:31,834 --> 01:29:33,969 Hello. 1354 01:29:34,002 --> 01:29:35,337 I'm Mr. Taggart. Hi. 1355 01:29:35,370 --> 01:29:37,105 This is Mr. Ryan, Mr. Wilkins. 1356 01:29:37,139 --> 01:29:38,541 Hello. 1357 01:29:38,574 --> 01:29:40,208 Where's the mistress of the house? 1358 01:29:40,242 --> 01:29:42,310 Oh, she's upstairs, she'll be down in a minute. 1359 01:29:42,344 --> 01:29:43,512 Would you like a drink? 1360 01:29:43,546 --> 01:29:45,614 Sure, I'll have Scotch and soda. 1361 01:29:45,648 --> 01:29:47,149 None for me. Yeah, me either. 1362 01:29:47,182 --> 01:29:49,384 Make it a beer. Two. 1363 01:29:49,418 --> 01:29:52,555 Oh, okay. Um, why don't you sit down? 1364 01:29:52,588 --> 01:29:54,022 Thanks. 1365 01:30:05,934 --> 01:30:07,703 Mr. Taggart's party of three? 1366 01:30:07,736 --> 01:30:10,038 Evening. You must be Xaviera. 1367 01:30:10,072 --> 01:30:11,640 Yeah, Chris getting you the drinks? 1368 01:30:11,674 --> 01:30:16,044 Yes, but drinks aren't what we came for. 1369 01:30:16,078 --> 01:30:19,081 Not everything you drink comes out of a bottle. 1370 01:30:19,114 --> 01:30:21,216 I see old Joe didn't steer us wrong. No. 1371 01:30:21,249 --> 01:30:22,585 Out of town boys, are you? 1372 01:30:22,618 --> 01:30:24,352 No, no, no. New Yorkers. Oh, yeah. 1373 01:30:24,386 --> 01:30:27,022 We get together once a month for dinner. We went to school together. 1374 01:30:27,055 --> 01:30:28,891 Oh, really, where? Fordham. 1375 01:30:28,924 --> 01:30:30,092 You all in the same class? 1376 01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:32,227 Ryan and me were. Wilkins was a year behind. 1377 01:30:32,260 --> 01:30:34,362 Ah, poor baby. 1378 01:30:34,396 --> 01:30:37,833 Well, listen, I told you we were big spenders and we wanted Scotch, 1379 01:30:37,866 --> 01:30:40,736 but this may be too big for us. 1380 01:30:40,769 --> 01:30:43,105 I mean, like, wow! Out of our league. 1381 01:30:43,138 --> 01:30:46,074 I mean, like, we're family men, you know. 1382 01:30:46,108 --> 01:30:49,512 Well, have your drinks and enjoy the hospitality of the house. 1383 01:30:49,545 --> 01:30:51,880 No, no, no. I mean, what's the... 1384 01:30:51,914 --> 01:30:53,949 What's the... You know. 1385 01:30:53,982 --> 01:30:57,285 I mean, like, how much for, you know? 1386 01:30:58,253 --> 01:30:59,755 No, I don't know. 1387 01:30:59,788 --> 01:31:01,957 Well, like, how much is it? 1388 01:31:01,990 --> 01:31:03,091 How much is what? 1389 01:31:03,125 --> 01:31:04,760 For a French. 1390 01:31:06,261 --> 01:31:07,763 How much for a French? 1391 01:31:07,796 --> 01:31:09,898 What do we get for our money? 1392 01:31:09,932 --> 01:31:11,967 Well, why don't you just drink up, gentlemen. 1393 01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:13,435 It's been awful nice meeting you. 1394 01:31:13,468 --> 01:31:16,304 French. Did you say French? Yeah. 1395 01:31:16,338 --> 01:31:18,240 Well, let's see, we got French. 1396 01:31:18,273 --> 01:31:20,075 We got Greek. 1397 01:31:20,108 --> 01:31:22,277 We can take you around the world. 1398 01:31:23,946 --> 01:31:25,781 Police, you're under arrest. 1399 01:31:25,814 --> 01:31:28,617 All right, you guys. Come on up. 1400 01:31:28,651 --> 01:31:30,285 I guess I said something wrong, huh? 1401 01:31:30,318 --> 01:31:32,755 Wilkins, get in here. Borrelli, check the kitchen. 1402 01:31:32,788 --> 01:31:35,958 The rest of you men, check the rooms upstairs. All of them. 1403 01:31:36,959 --> 01:31:38,661 So, here we are again. 1404 01:31:39,928 --> 01:31:41,463 I told you so, baby. 1405 01:31:43,866 --> 01:31:46,334 You've done pretty well for yourself, huh? 1406 01:31:46,368 --> 01:31:48,270 TAGGART: Get out and watch the front. 1407 01:31:49,271 --> 01:31:50,839 Did you hear me? 1408 01:31:52,374 --> 01:31:53,876 I'll be seeing you. 1409 01:31:59,281 --> 01:32:01,116 Give this girl a seat. 1410 01:32:02,718 --> 01:32:05,253 Give this girl a seat y'all. 1411 01:32:05,287 --> 01:32:06,521 (ALL SHOUTING) 1412 01:32:06,555 --> 01:32:08,523 Find the lady a seat. 1413 01:32:08,557 --> 01:32:10,025 (ALL SHOUTING) 1414 01:32:18,834 --> 01:32:20,368 You stop it! 1415 01:32:23,138 --> 01:32:24,306 They're here, you girls. 1416 01:32:24,339 --> 01:32:25,974 The man's going to see you now. 1417 01:32:26,008 --> 01:32:28,010 (WOMEN CONTINUE SHOUTING) 1418 01:32:46,528 --> 01:32:48,196 You're full of shit, Alex. 1419 01:32:48,230 --> 01:32:50,899 Maybe, but I'm a good lawyer. 1420 01:32:50,933 --> 01:32:52,868 What, two grand a piece sounds good to you? 1421 01:32:52,901 --> 01:32:55,237 You'd prefer six months in jail? 1422 01:32:56,705 --> 01:32:58,206 I'm cold. 1423 01:32:58,240 --> 01:33:00,508 Come on. I'll give you a ride home. 1424 01:33:00,542 --> 01:33:02,678 Home? What home? 1425 01:33:02,711 --> 01:33:04,212 I got you a hotel. 1426 01:33:04,246 --> 01:33:05,914 No, thanks. I'll walk a while. 1427 01:33:05,948 --> 01:33:07,883 I'll be in the office later if you need me. 1428 01:33:07,916 --> 01:33:09,051 Okay. 1429 01:33:09,084 --> 01:33:11,019 Oh, Xaviera, 1430 01:33:13,088 --> 01:33:17,860 I got a Canadian bigwig coming in from Montreal. 1431 01:33:17,893 --> 01:33:19,995 I was wondering... 1432 01:33:20,028 --> 01:33:22,397 When I find a bed, you send him by. 1433 01:33:26,101 --> 01:33:28,203 Come on. 1434 01:33:28,236 --> 01:33:31,373 XAVIERA: When things get rough, I just move on. 1435 01:33:31,406 --> 01:33:33,408 Get my girls together again. 1436 01:33:33,441 --> 01:33:35,911 Let my clients know where to find me. 1437 01:33:35,944 --> 01:33:38,413 Like I said, I love this business. 1438 01:34:04,106 --> 01:34:06,574 What're you doing? Get out of here! 1439 01:34:07,575 --> 01:34:09,912 Excuse me, miss, he's just a boy. 1440 01:34:09,945 --> 01:34:12,815 I know, you're all boys. 1441 01:34:14,116 --> 01:34:15,684 (BOYS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 1442 01:34:19,421 --> 01:34:21,623 She likes you! She likes you! 1443 01:34:21,656 --> 01:34:22,925 She likes you. 1444 01:34:29,131 --> 01:34:31,900 * I can make you happy 1445 01:34:31,934 --> 01:34:34,770 * I can turn you on 1446 01:34:35,971 --> 01:34:38,974 * Bring me all your troubles 1447 01:34:39,007 --> 01:34:41,643 * Soon they'll be gone 1448 01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:45,280 * Just put yourself in my hands, baby 1449 01:34:45,313 --> 01:34:48,851 * Whatever you want me to do 1450 01:34:48,884 --> 01:34:51,987 * I'll do 1451 01:34:52,020 --> 01:34:55,657 * Just put yourself in my hands, baby 1452 01:34:55,690 --> 01:35:00,362 * I'll know how to handle you 1453 01:35:10,505 --> 01:35:13,541 * Life can be so good, baby 1454 01:35:13,575 --> 01:35:15,443 * Let me prove it to you 1455 01:35:15,477 --> 01:35:17,712 * You don't have to worry about anything 1456 01:35:17,746 --> 01:35:20,215 * All you have to do is just let yourself go 1457 01:35:26,154 --> 01:35:28,791 * Yesterday is a memory 1458 01:35:28,824 --> 01:35:31,760 * Tomorrow is far away 1459 01:35:33,228 --> 01:35:36,031 * All we've got is now 1460 01:35:36,064 --> 01:35:38,834 * Live for today 1461 01:35:38,867 --> 01:35:42,537 * Just put yourself in my hands, baby 1462 01:35:42,570 --> 01:35:46,041 * Whatever you want me to do 1463 01:35:46,074 --> 01:35:49,077 * I'll do 1464 01:35:49,111 --> 01:35:52,915 * Just put yourself in my hands, baby 1465 01:35:52,948 --> 01:35:59,121 * I'll know how to handle you 1466 01:36:07,395 --> 01:36:09,364 * Feeling blue, baby? 1467 01:36:09,397 --> 01:36:11,699 * Has life got you down? 1468 01:36:11,733 --> 01:36:13,568 * Why don't you come to me? 1469 01:36:13,601 --> 01:36:15,904 * Let me make it all right 1470 01:36:15,938 --> 01:36:18,773 * I know exactly what to do 1471 01:36:23,545 --> 01:36:26,181 * We don't have to hurry 1472 01:36:26,214 --> 01:36:29,417 * We can take it slow 1473 01:36:30,385 --> 01:36:33,221 * Let this thing between us 1474 01:36:33,255 --> 01:36:35,690 * Take time to grow 1475 01:36:35,723 --> 01:36:39,394 * Just put yourself in my hands, baby 1476 01:36:39,427 --> 01:36:43,298 * If you're looking for help from a friend 1477 01:36:43,331 --> 01:36:46,301 * Try me 1478 01:36:46,334 --> 01:36:50,105 * Just put yourself in my hands, baby 1479 01:36:50,138 --> 01:36:55,610 * Pleasing you, my specialty 1480 01:36:58,613 --> 01:37:01,449 * Put yourself in my hands, baby 1481 01:37:01,483 --> 01:37:04,920 * Whatever you want me to do 1482 01:37:04,953 --> 01:37:07,555 * I'll do 1483 01:37:07,589 --> 01:37:11,793 * Just put yourself in my hands, baby 1484 01:37:11,826 --> 01:37:13,728 * I'll know how 1485 01:37:13,761 --> 01:37:20,702 * To handle you 1486 01:37:27,976 --> 01:37:29,444 * All you have to do is 1487 01:37:29,477 --> 01:37:31,446 * Just turn yourself over to me, baby 1488 01:37:31,479 --> 01:37:33,415 * You know what I'm gonna do? 1489 01:37:33,448 --> 01:37:37,085 * I'm gonna make you feel so good 1490 01:37:37,119 --> 01:37:42,357 * Why don't we take a trip together? 1491 01:37:42,390 --> 01:37:44,993 * Baby, just put yourself in my hands 1492 01:37:45,027 --> 01:37:47,862 * Baby, you won't be sorry, I promise you 1493 01:37:47,896 --> 01:37:52,367 * Yeah, baby, you're gonna have a very good time 1494 01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:55,803 * Baby, just put yourself in my hands 1495 01:37:55,837 --> 01:37:57,739 * Come on