1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 --> C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud <-- 2 00:00:40,057 --> 00:00:42,391 Yes, Kirk. We sent them 2 samples. 3 00:00:47,647 --> 00:00:50,399 Good day, nurse. We have the therapy for my patient downstairs? 4 00:00:54,946 --> 00:00:56,030 Ah, thank you. 5 00:01:02,037 --> 00:01:05,164 Dr. Berkholter, code blue in OR 2-5-2. 6 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:06,332 Dr. Berkholter. 7 00:01:20,097 --> 00:01:22,807 Dr. Berkholter, code blue in OR 2-5-2. 8 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:25,267 That's a code blue in OR 2-5-2. 9 00:01:37,906 --> 00:01:39,865 Dr. Berkholter, where the hell are you? 10 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,408 I am not fooling around. 11 00:02:38,508 --> 00:02:39,508 How's it going, Burt? 12 00:02:39,509 --> 00:02:41,343 Oh, boring as usual. 13 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:45,639 Ah, you should be thankful for small favors. 14 00:02:45,974 --> 00:02:48,976 Look at this. Now, I would kill to be in the field. 15 00:02:50,312 --> 00:02:54,273 Burt...you have the soul of a poet. 16 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:55,441 Heh heh heh heh. 17 00:02:59,696 --> 00:03:00,821 Won't be a minute. 18 00:03:08,705 --> 00:03:09,788 Wake up, Mr. Oliver. 19 00:03:14,836 --> 00:03:17,046 Come on, Mr. Oliver. It's dinnertime. 20 00:03:20,675 --> 00:03:22,551 You don't wanna miss your last meal, do you? 21 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:23,928 The Joint Chiefs of Staff 22 00:03:23,929 --> 00:03:26,347 have decided to discontinue the C.H.U.D. research project. 23 00:03:26,848 --> 00:03:29,475 The remaining C.H.U.D. is being terminated as we speak. 24 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:32,478 Sorry, Ted. Meeting adjourned. 25 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:35,564 Ah, I'm not into chemical war. 26 00:03:35,732 --> 00:03:38,275 I agree. I'm more of a nuke man, myself. 27 00:03:39,361 --> 00:03:40,361 Thank God. 28 00:03:41,905 --> 00:03:42,947 I'm disappointed in you, doctor. 29 00:03:43,949 --> 00:03:45,741 Had the C.H.U.D. research continued, 30 00:03:46,743 --> 00:03:50,788 we could have had the ultimate in biochemical warfare, 31 00:03:52,123 --> 00:03:54,625 an enzyme that would allow soldiers to go on fighting 32 00:03:55,377 --> 00:03:57,419 even after they were clinically dead. 33 00:03:57,963 --> 00:04:00,631 I'm afraid I don't share your enthusiasm, Colonel. 34 00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:05,761 The C.H.U.D. enzyme stimulated the brain to a point of frenzy. 35 00:04:06,263 --> 00:04:08,889 They showed a lot of spunk. That's all. 36 00:04:10,141 --> 00:04:12,810 Colonel Masters, there was a reason 37 00:04:12,811 --> 00:04:14,728 that these creatures were kept underground. 38 00:04:16,147 --> 00:04:18,691 For instance, the little matter of the drug's... 39 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,360 cannibalistic side effects. 40 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:24,738 A small glitch. 41 00:04:33,456 --> 00:04:34,456 What the hell? 42 00:04:47,178 --> 00:04:48,178 What?! 43 00:04:48,638 --> 00:04:49,763 You sure? 44 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:52,641 All right, we're on our way. 45 00:04:52,892 --> 00:04:53,892 What's the problem? 46 00:04:54,436 --> 00:04:55,436 The C.H.U.D.'s escaped. 47 00:04:55,437 --> 00:04:56,770 Escaped?! good God! 48 00:04:56,771 --> 00:04:57,771 All right, don't panic. 49 00:04:59,024 --> 00:05:01,817 Just remember, we don't want to damage him. 50 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,653 Just freeze him till we can get him into the cryogenic chamber. 51 00:05:08,825 --> 00:05:10,492 All right, men. Move out. 52 00:05:23,465 --> 00:05:24,465 And ready? 53 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:27,843 Aah! 54 00:05:29,888 --> 00:05:30,888 A--A cat. 55 00:05:31,890 --> 00:05:32,890 Raah! 56 00:05:34,142 --> 00:05:41,106 Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! 57 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:49,156 All right, that's enough, gentlemen. 58 00:05:49,157 --> 00:05:50,157 That's enough. 59 00:05:50,367 --> 00:05:51,367 We've got him. 60 00:05:52,535 --> 00:05:55,287 We've got him, haven't we? 61 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:58,082 Yes, sir. That's one frozen stiff. 62 00:05:59,209 --> 00:06:00,334 Ahem. 63 00:06:00,877 --> 00:06:02,878 What about that--that thing? 64 00:06:03,505 --> 00:06:05,255 No, no, no. He's not my problem now. 65 00:06:06,007 --> 00:06:07,549 If and when the project gets re-funded, 66 00:06:08,176 --> 00:06:10,719 I'll defrost him and give him a jolt of electricity 67 00:06:11,221 --> 00:06:12,971 that'll shock the synapses in the old noggin, 68 00:06:13,264 --> 00:06:15,557 and those enzymes will get our buddy perking again. 69 00:06:15,558 --> 00:06:16,725 Well, what if the project doesn't get re-funded? 70 00:06:16,726 --> 00:06:18,769 Whoa. Do not even think it. 71 00:06:19,354 --> 00:06:22,689 Now, in the meantime, we have to get our sleeping beauty back there in limbo 72 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:25,984 to the Winterhaven Center for Disease Control. 73 00:06:27,278 --> 00:06:28,278 I never heard of the place. 74 00:06:28,947 --> 00:06:32,825 Government-funded research center in some podunk town. 75 00:06:37,747 --> 00:06:41,792 And tomorrow, class, I have a treat in store for you. 76 00:06:42,377 --> 00:06:46,422 We actually get to look at a cadaver from Lee's Funeral Home. 77 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:47,840 - Yecch! - Come on! 78 00:06:47,882 --> 00:06:49,883 A dead body is nothing to be afraid of. 79 00:06:50,552 --> 00:06:53,804 Well now. Let's see how we're doing with our experiments. 80 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:59,101 Mr. Williams, I'm sure you'd be delighted to seize this opportunity 81 00:06:59,102 --> 00:07:02,729 to elevate your perpetually declining grade. 82 00:07:02,730 --> 00:07:04,189 Uh, of course I would, sir. 83 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:09,903 Mr. Proctor, fellow students. 84 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:14,575 Direct your attention, if you would, to the frog before me. 85 00:07:15,493 --> 00:07:18,704 Poor Benjy here is completely without the use of his back legs. 86 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:19,872 Aww. 87 00:07:20,665 --> 00:07:21,748 I hate it when he does this. 88 00:07:21,749 --> 00:07:23,250 Is the frog really paralyzed? 89 00:07:23,668 --> 00:07:25,878 Miss Norton, are you following Mr. Williams' experiment? 90 00:07:26,504 --> 00:07:28,005 Uh, yes, sir. 91 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:33,844 Here today I will demonstrate the essential symbiology. 92 00:07:34,345 --> 00:07:36,430 - Symbiosis. - Between... 93 00:07:37,515 --> 00:07:39,933 have you guessed it? Uh, Katie. 94 00:07:40,477 --> 00:07:42,102 Between electricity and life? 95 00:07:42,645 --> 00:07:44,021 Exactly. 96 00:07:45,607 --> 00:07:46,690 - Whoa! 97 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,400 I noticed. 98 00:07:49,027 --> 00:07:50,027 - Don't do that. - Don't-- 99 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:52,070 - Aah! - Everybody out. 100 00:07:53,448 --> 00:07:54,448 Fire! 101 00:07:56,034 --> 00:07:57,451 Good thinking, Kev. 102 00:08:01,873 --> 00:08:03,123 Well, I hope you're happy. 103 00:08:03,833 --> 00:08:05,042 I thought you loved school. 104 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:07,377 This isn't school, Steve. This is punishment. 105 00:08:07,962 --> 00:08:09,171 All school is punishment. 106 00:08:10,798 --> 00:08:11,798 Now I'm gonna get warts. 107 00:08:12,550 --> 00:08:13,884 So you wear a glove. 108 00:08:15,553 --> 00:08:18,263 I can't believe I let you get me in these messes. 109 00:08:18,806 --> 00:08:19,806 What messes? 110 00:08:20,391 --> 00:08:21,558 You're a straight-A student. 111 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:24,394 Besides, if it wasn't for me, you'd never have any fun, man. 112 00:08:24,687 --> 00:08:25,687 You call this fun? 113 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,106 Hey, at least he didn't suspend us. 114 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:31,652 Sometimes I wish my life were just a little more boring. 115 00:08:32,362 --> 00:08:33,362 Sure you do. 116 00:08:34,072 --> 00:08:35,989 You know, I think there's hope for you yet, man. 117 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:38,617 Between you and me, we can really make it out there. 118 00:08:38,993 --> 00:08:39,993 Where? 119 00:08:40,203 --> 00:08:41,203 The world, Kev! 120 00:08:41,746 --> 00:08:44,414 Once we get out of this town, there'll be no stopping us. 121 00:08:44,582 --> 00:08:45,582 Look, one's trying to get-- 122 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:46,959 One got away! 123 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:50,003 Think about it. With my energy and your brains... 124 00:08:50,213 --> 00:08:52,422 the world will cower at our feet. 125 00:08:53,383 --> 00:08:54,383 Will you cut it out? 126 00:08:54,551 --> 00:08:56,343 I can't see what I'm doing. Cut it out. 127 00:08:58,096 --> 00:08:59,221 - Ow! - You okay? 128 00:09:01,724 --> 00:09:03,308 Yeah, yeah. I just bumped into-- 129 00:09:04,227 --> 00:09:05,227 Oh, shit. 130 00:09:05,562 --> 00:09:06,728 It's Mr. Proctor's dead guy. 131 00:09:07,063 --> 00:09:08,063 Stand back, doctor. 132 00:09:08,356 --> 00:09:09,356 Code blue. Code blue. 133 00:09:09,357 --> 00:09:10,357 Don't do that. 134 00:09:13,945 --> 00:09:15,487 - Oh... - Shit. 135 00:09:18,032 --> 00:09:18,991 What do we do now? 136 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:19,992 Run! 137 00:09:25,540 --> 00:09:26,540 Hey, watch it! 138 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:29,167 Brake! - I don't think he can hear you, man. 139 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:30,669 Oh he's heading for the highway and picking up speed! 140 00:09:30,962 --> 00:09:33,672 Mr. Proctor's gonna know it was us. He's gonna expel us. 141 00:09:34,090 --> 00:09:35,090 Or at least you. 142 00:09:35,216 --> 00:09:36,508 Come on! Let's go! 143 00:09:45,727 --> 00:09:46,727 What the hell? 144 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:50,355 Now what? 145 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:53,025 Well, we--we got two choices here. 146 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:54,693 I don't wanna hear this. 147 00:09:55,236 --> 00:09:56,570 We--We can just tell Mr. Proctor 148 00:09:56,571 --> 00:09:58,947 we sent his prize cadaver north on highway 51... 149 00:09:58,948 --> 00:09:59,948 I don't wanna hear this. 150 00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:01,950 Or... 151 00:10:02,327 --> 00:10:03,577 we could find a replacement. 152 00:10:21,095 --> 00:10:22,804 - How's Mr. Oliver? - Still dead, man. 153 00:10:22,805 --> 00:10:24,139 What are cops doing in a hospital? 154 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:26,266 They're not cops, they're guards and it's not a hospital. 155 00:10:26,517 --> 00:10:27,851 It's a disease control center. 156 00:10:27,852 --> 00:10:28,852 I knew that. 157 00:10:28,936 --> 00:10:30,270 Why don't we just tell Proctor what happened? 158 00:10:32,106 --> 00:10:34,775 Have you no imagination? Do you wanna flunk his class? 159 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:36,735 Good point. 160 00:10:38,946 --> 00:10:40,489 Hey. What's that? 161 00:10:44,786 --> 00:10:47,204 Hello, beautiful. 162 00:10:47,205 --> 00:10:48,747 Doesn't he look too-- uh, too skanky? 163 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:51,333 When you're dead, you're skanky. 164 00:10:51,542 --> 00:10:52,542 It goes with the territory. 165 00:10:54,128 --> 00:10:55,128 Oh, yeah. 166 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,964 All right. Let's just get him out and get him dressed. 167 00:10:58,424 --> 00:10:59,466 Katie's waiting. 168 00:11:01,552 --> 00:11:03,595 Uh, since the bio lab's gonna be locked, 169 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,514 what do you say we leave him at your house tonight, huh? 170 00:11:05,723 --> 00:11:07,307 No, and not at Katie's, either. 171 00:11:08,142 --> 00:11:10,018 You have to be the doctor. You get the body. 172 00:11:11,562 --> 00:11:13,438 Right. 173 00:11:14,232 --> 00:11:15,607 KEVIN God, this guy is beefy. 174 00:11:15,858 --> 00:11:18,110 Oh great, the guy dripped all over the back seat. 175 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,196 Ooh, he's oozing all over the place. Slippery little devil, isn't he? 176 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:22,614 Hold up your end. 177 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:24,658 I guess this is what they mean by ''dead weight.'' 178 00:11:25,159 --> 00:11:26,451 Ha. Right. 179 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:29,955 Shh. 180 00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:35,210 Steven, is that you? 181 00:11:35,837 --> 00:11:36,837 Uh, yeah, Mom. 182 00:11:37,922 --> 00:11:39,673 I brought Kevin home to help me, uh, study. 183 00:11:40,341 --> 00:11:42,509 Oh, Kevin. Come on in. 184 00:11:43,594 --> 00:11:44,594 You keep them busy. 185 00:11:44,721 --> 00:11:45,971 I'll take him to the basement. 186 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:51,435 Honey, it's Kevin. 187 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,478 Huh? Oh, hi, Kev. How are you doin'? 188 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:54,855 Okay. Okay. Good. Good. 189 00:11:55,189 --> 00:11:58,233 We are watching a wonderful program on the Alaskan wilderness. 190 00:11:59,193 --> 00:12:00,360 - Yeah. - You know what that is? 191 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,112 - Snow. - Right. 192 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,156 How 'bout those guys? 193 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:05,323 Penguins. 194 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:06,950 No. Those are seals. 195 00:12:08,870 --> 00:12:09,870 Come on, Jasper, beat it. 196 00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:11,580 Shh. 197 00:12:11,873 --> 00:12:13,081 Keep it down, will you? 198 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:14,916 Look at that. Know what that is? 199 00:12:15,585 --> 00:12:17,252 - No, sir. - Salmon. 200 00:12:17,253 --> 00:12:18,962 - Salmon. - I love salmon. 201 00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:24,384 Just wait, Jasper. Tomorrow I'm bringing a pretty little pit bull home for you, you little maggot. 202 00:12:24,761 --> 00:12:27,053 He'll turn you into dog chow in a minute, you little--ohh! 203 00:12:34,061 --> 00:12:36,229 Penguins often race among themselves. 204 00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:38,565 Oh, my goodness isn't this a fascinating program. 205 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:42,277 Penguins are known to be able to run at speeds up to 20 miles per hour. . . 206 00:12:42,737 --> 00:12:44,404 especially during hunting season. 207 00:12:44,614 --> 00:12:45,655 Go, little guy. 208 00:12:45,656 --> 00:12:47,073 Well, you can't win them all. 209 00:12:49,452 --> 00:12:51,203 I think Jasper wants to go out. 210 00:12:51,412 --> 00:12:53,663 Don't get up. Uh, I'll let him out. 211 00:12:54,123 --> 00:12:55,957 - Well, thank you. - Uh, thanks, Kevin. 212 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:01,880 Who's that? 213 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,215 No one. 214 00:13:03,257 --> 00:13:04,257 He is too. 215 00:13:05,092 --> 00:13:06,843 You're having a nightmare. 216 00:13:07,011 --> 00:13:08,011 I am not. 217 00:13:08,304 --> 00:13:09,304 You are too. 218 00:13:09,514 --> 00:13:11,598 You're still in bed, and you're having a nightmare. 219 00:13:11,849 --> 00:13:14,100 The worst kind. The kind that can become real. 220 00:13:14,602 --> 00:13:16,686 And if you don't forget it and get back into your room, 221 00:13:17,188 --> 00:13:19,231 this boogeyman, who's really not here, 222 00:13:19,607 --> 00:13:21,691 will come alive and kill you in your sleep. 223 00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:28,740 God, I'm gonna hate myself for that when I'm an adult. 224 00:13:43,631 --> 00:13:44,631 Steve. 225 00:13:46,968 --> 00:13:47,968 Steve. 226 00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:52,639 - Where is he? - He's in there. 227 00:13:53,015 --> 00:13:54,015 - Oh, great! - Shh. 228 00:13:54,141 --> 00:13:55,392 Keep your voice down, man. 229 00:13:56,143 --> 00:13:57,143 What are we gonna do? 230 00:13:57,311 --> 00:14:00,230 I don't know. I don't know. Let me think. 231 00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:03,692 Okay, we could keep him in my room overnight. 232 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:04,943 Now the trick is getting him out. . . 233 00:14:05,736 --> 00:14:07,362 Steven, are you through? 234 00:14:08,197 --> 00:14:09,197 Yeah, Mom. 235 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:12,409 Well, I wanted to take my bath before dinner, dear. 236 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:14,953 Okay. I'll be out in a minute. 237 00:14:16,205 --> 00:14:17,163 Come quick, honey. 238 00:14:17,164 --> 00:14:18,373 The penguins are mating. 239 00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:20,792 All right, first we gotta drain that tub. 240 00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:23,461 I don't want my mother sitting in some dead guy's bubble bath. 241 00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:24,462 Great plan. 242 00:14:24,589 --> 00:14:25,589 Hey, it's a start. 243 00:14:27,049 --> 00:14:28,049 Aah! Aah! 244 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,595 Aah! Aah! 245 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:33,305 Err? Err? 246 00:14:33,764 --> 00:14:37,225 Aah! 247 00:14:39,228 --> 00:14:40,228 Is that rigor mortis? 248 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,615 Raah! Err! 249 00:14:56,579 --> 00:14:59,164 Do you realize what we have done here? 250 00:14:59,624 --> 00:15:00,749 I don't wanna think about it. 251 00:15:02,209 --> 00:15:05,086 We have discovered the secret of life, pal. 252 00:15:05,796 --> 00:15:06,963 Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick. 253 00:15:08,799 --> 00:15:12,385 It's gotta have something to do with the ingredients of this bubble bath 254 00:15:12,970 --> 00:15:14,095 and the electrical current. 255 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,183 Kevin, if we could analyze this... 256 00:15:20,645 --> 00:15:21,645 Kevin... 257 00:15:22,730 --> 00:15:24,230 we could get an A in biology. 258 00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:25,482 What are you talking about? 259 00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:30,153 Steve, you have a live dead guy lying in your bathroom. 260 00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:40,372 Sitting in your bathroom. 261 00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:43,166 Err! 262 00:15:44,418 --> 00:15:45,418 This is great. 263 00:15:46,921 --> 00:15:50,131 Now, listen, we'll take our Mr. Stiff down the back way, okay? 264 00:15:50,508 --> 00:15:51,508 We'll get him in the basement. 265 00:15:51,509 --> 00:15:52,717 It'll be a lot easier with him walking. 266 00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:54,803 - Are you serious? - Of course I am. 267 00:15:55,304 --> 00:15:56,972 Listen, man. Listen to me. 268 00:15:57,723 --> 00:15:58,974 Go check to see if the coast is clear. 269 00:16:01,185 --> 00:16:02,268 Come on, Kevin! 270 00:16:02,603 --> 00:16:03,937 Life is an adventure, right? 271 00:16:03,938 --> 00:16:05,772 Come on. Go. 272 00:16:06,023 --> 00:16:07,273 Go, baby. Go. 273 00:16:10,111 --> 00:16:11,653 Am I having a nightmare, Kevin? 274 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,405 We both are. 275 00:16:16,826 --> 00:16:18,493 That Eskimo looks like he's wearing a-- 276 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,329 Ah ha ha! I thought he was wearing a tuxedo. 277 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,415 It's a penguin. 278 00:16:34,135 --> 00:16:36,594 The penguins are off to a running start... 279 00:16:49,191 --> 00:16:51,609 At times, they mistake other species for their mates, 280 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:57,782 including polar bears, walruses and other warm-blooded mammals. . . 281 00:16:58,868 --> 00:17:00,577 especially during those long... 282 00:17:00,578 --> 00:17:01,703 You through, Steve?! 283 00:17:03,414 --> 00:17:05,415 Uh, yeah, Mom, but don't come up. 284 00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:07,375 Uh, Jasper had an accident. We're cleaning it up. 285 00:17:08,002 --> 00:17:09,252 Who has a poodle nowadays, anyway? 286 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:10,420 It's almost time for dinner. 287 00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:11,796 Would Kevin like to stay? 288 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,007 Come on, man. We gotta give Katie the good news. 289 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,300 What about our stiff? 290 00:17:15,593 --> 00:17:17,510 We'll only be gone 20 minutes. What could happen? 291 00:17:20,681 --> 00:17:23,141 Uh, Mom, w-we're gonna go have dinner with Katie. 292 00:17:23,768 --> 00:17:25,435 Well, don't stay out too late, sweetheart. 293 00:17:25,436 --> 00:17:28,271 There's a wonderful special on TV on the beginnings of life. 294 00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:30,190 Did you clean that stuff up? 295 00:17:30,274 --> 00:17:31,274 Yeah, Dad. 296 00:17:32,943 --> 00:17:35,028 Uh, bye, Mrs. Williams. Bye, Mr. Williams. 297 00:17:35,404 --> 00:17:36,613 - See you, Kevin. - Goodnight, Kevin. 298 00:17:36,614 --> 00:17:37,614 Real sorry-- 299 00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:40,533 I hate dogs. 300 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:44,329 What's he sorry about? 301 00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:45,580 I don't know, sweetheart. 302 00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:46,790 It's not his poodle. 303 00:17:55,424 --> 00:17:57,717 I think we should alert the media. 304 00:17:58,177 --> 00:17:59,177 I mean, we could win a Noble for this. 305 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:00,512 It's No-bell. 306 00:18:01,472 --> 00:18:02,472 I knew that. 307 00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:04,724 I think we should come clean, 308 00:18:05,559 --> 00:18:07,060 tell Mr. Proctor we lost his body, 309 00:18:07,228 --> 00:18:09,646 and tell somebody a-about our friend at your house. 310 00:18:10,439 --> 00:18:13,108 Steve, something is not right. 311 00:18:18,781 --> 00:18:20,115 So what have we got? 312 00:18:20,950 --> 00:18:23,368 Well, we have a videotape of the kids who stole the body. 313 00:18:24,328 --> 00:18:25,787 It's probably a prank of some sort. 314 00:18:26,288 --> 00:18:27,372 - You have license plates? - Yeah. 315 00:18:27,665 --> 00:18:29,457 Then we should have no problem tracking them down... 316 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,043 hopefully. 317 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:36,339 What is the, uh, worst-case scenario? 318 00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:38,925 Well, if the body's recovered-- 319 00:18:39,093 --> 00:18:40,718 I asked for the worst case, 320 00:18:41,637 --> 00:18:42,595 not a Smurf story. 321 00:18:42,596 --> 00:18:43,596 Worst case? 322 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:48,184 The body is somehow reanimated and turns on its captors. 323 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,438 Jasper, puppy, puppy, puppy, num-num. 324 00:19:00,948 --> 00:19:02,031 Sally! 325 00:19:03,617 --> 00:19:06,327 You know, Steve got cut from the team because of academic probation 326 00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:07,996 - I didn't know that. 327 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:13,293 Attention, all units, we have a 1-7-6-2-3-9... 328 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,420 Hey. 329 00:19:15,546 --> 00:19:16,546 Hey. 330 00:19:16,672 --> 00:19:17,672 Do we have news for you. 331 00:19:18,007 --> 00:19:19,007 - What's that? - Steve. . . 332 00:19:19,466 --> 00:19:21,426 No, it's a 4-0-9-7... 333 00:19:25,181 --> 00:19:28,183 How does he expect to go into construction if he has no follow-through? 334 00:19:29,018 --> 00:19:30,101 Honey, maybe he'll grow out of it. 335 00:19:30,311 --> 00:19:31,895 You're going to ruin your digestion. 336 00:19:32,146 --> 00:19:33,146 Yeah, well... 337 00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:36,149 I'll tell you, one more bad grade and I'm grounding him. 338 00:19:38,569 --> 00:19:40,153 It's only broccoli, sweetheart. 339 00:19:40,529 --> 00:19:42,071 Oh. I was wondering what it was. 340 00:19:47,036 --> 00:19:48,036 Meat. 341 00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:51,122 There's meatloaf on your plate. 342 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:52,790 I know that. 343 00:20:20,361 --> 00:20:22,070 Ahh! Ahh ahh ahh. 344 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,156 Err? 345 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,327 Ah. 346 00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:39,337 Now, this Kevin, you know, 347 00:20:39,964 --> 00:20:43,174 he's a little bit of a wimp with his hands, but he thinks things through. 348 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,051 I like that, maybe some of that'll rub off on Steve. 349 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:49,847 Well, maybe Steven doesn't wanna go into construction. 350 00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:50,848 What? 351 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:52,934 It's a family tradition. 352 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,603 I brought that kid into this world. I can take him out of it. 353 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,504 Ehh. Ehh? 354 00:21:38,522 --> 00:21:39,522 Meat. 355 00:21:45,446 --> 00:21:46,779 Oh, did you try the wine, sweetheart? 356 00:21:46,947 --> 00:21:47,947 Yeah. 357 00:21:48,449 --> 00:21:50,033 It's an award-winning wine from Wisconsin. 358 00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:52,577 Delicious. 359 00:22:51,345 --> 00:22:53,179 - Meat. 360 00:22:53,764 --> 00:22:56,057 You know, I bet we all get some kind of special achievement award 361 00:22:56,058 --> 00:22:57,058 for this, or something. 362 00:22:57,893 --> 00:22:58,893 I don't think you should get involved. 363 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:00,812 Why not? 364 00:23:02,231 --> 00:23:04,023 Because it could be dangerous, and because-- 365 00:23:04,024 --> 00:23:05,191 Because I'm a girl. 366 00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:07,610 God, you guys really kill me. 367 00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:10,154 Let me see if I've got this right, Kev. 368 00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:11,948 Because I'm a girl, I'm supposed to just back off 369 00:23:11,949 --> 00:23:13,199 and watch you guys have all the fun? 370 00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:14,867 Maybe just cheer you on? 371 00:23:15,953 --> 00:23:17,620 Hang on. I'll go get my pompoms. 372 00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:24,043 You know, Kevin, you--you have a definite way with women. 373 00:23:24,044 --> 00:23:26,087 A certain je ne sais quoi. 374 00:23:26,755 --> 00:23:27,880 I'm just trying to keep her out of it. 375 00:23:28,424 --> 00:23:30,550 Why? We've been together since we were kids. 376 00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:32,427 One for all, all for one, right? 377 00:23:33,804 --> 00:23:34,804 Pay that. 378 00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:38,891 Because I like her a lot. 379 00:23:51,697 --> 00:23:53,030 How many times do I have to call her? 380 00:23:53,490 --> 00:23:55,783 Sally! Your dinner's getting cold! 381 00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:05,460 Oh, great. 382 00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:08,588 Wade! 383 00:24:09,131 --> 00:24:13,217 The toilet's overflowing! It's ruining my mudpack! 384 00:24:14,511 --> 00:24:15,470 Oh, God. 385 00:24:15,471 --> 00:24:18,181 Don't tell me Sally's been flushing her toys down the toilet again. 386 00:24:25,439 --> 00:24:28,733 My mother never used mudpacks and beauty creams when I was a kid. 387 00:24:29,443 --> 00:24:32,195 Your mother looked like Humphrey Bogart. 388 00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,239 My mother never smoked a cigarette in her life. 389 00:24:53,258 --> 00:24:54,258 Good doggie. 390 00:25:07,523 --> 00:25:09,482 Suppose the C.H.U.D.s don't kill their victims. 391 00:25:09,691 --> 00:25:11,567 Suppose they just...nibble. 392 00:25:11,568 --> 00:25:12,568 It doesn't matter. 393 00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:14,987 Once the enzyme's introduced into the brain-- 394 00:25:14,988 --> 00:25:17,573 and believe me, they like to get their teeth into grey matter. 395 00:25:17,741 --> 00:25:18,741 Sort of like caviar-- 396 00:25:19,409 --> 00:25:20,660 Normal life ceases. 397 00:25:21,036 --> 00:25:22,453 The C.H.U.D.ified brain, however, 398 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:24,789 lurches into a second life, an uncontrolled life. 399 00:25:25,916 --> 00:25:27,959 So what you're saying basically is. . . 400 00:25:28,210 --> 00:25:29,794 In a very real sense, 401 00:25:30,170 --> 00:25:32,755 C.H.U.D.ism is a disease that cannot be stopped. 402 00:25:33,048 --> 00:25:34,215 A plague if you will. 403 00:25:35,050 --> 00:25:36,592 Well, there goes your perfect soldier theory. 404 00:25:38,262 --> 00:25:40,012 Well then we just fry the bastards' brains, huh? 405 00:25:40,430 --> 00:25:43,015 Ha ha ha! We'll just bring some more of those boys down here 406 00:25:43,016 --> 00:25:45,726 and have ourselves a bar-be-cue, hmm? Huh? 407 00:25:46,061 --> 00:25:47,645 Ha ha! Ha! 408 00:25:49,606 --> 00:25:52,191 Get in. 6-9-2-2-4-9-7. 409 00:25:54,152 --> 00:25:55,486 - What's wrong? - Shh. Listen. 410 00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:57,613 Three kids from the Winterhaven Disease Control Center. 411 00:25:58,156 --> 00:26:00,950 Keep your eyes open. We got an APB out on them, over. 412 00:26:01,493 --> 00:26:02,493 Do they mention us? 413 00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:04,036 No, but they described my car. 414 00:26:04,538 --> 00:26:05,538 Well, we'll walk to school. 415 00:26:05,872 --> 00:26:07,331 They described her car, Steve. 416 00:26:07,332 --> 00:26:09,000 Then they probably have the license plate number. 417 00:26:09,751 --> 00:26:10,751 So? 418 00:26:11,295 --> 00:26:12,712 So then they have Katie's name. 419 00:26:12,713 --> 00:26:13,796 My parents are gonna love this. 420 00:26:14,214 --> 00:26:15,715 B in biology, C in history, 421 00:26:15,716 --> 00:26:16,882 and A in body snatching. 422 00:26:18,093 --> 00:26:20,303 Look, can your mom use your car, you use hers? 423 00:26:20,304 --> 00:26:21,304 Yeah, I guess. 424 00:26:21,305 --> 00:26:23,431 So here's what we do. We go back to my house. 425 00:26:23,932 --> 00:26:25,349 We put the stiff in some clothes. 426 00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:27,935 We barge in on the nearest television station 427 00:26:27,936 --> 00:26:30,855 and bask in the glory of instant fame and fortune. 428 00:26:43,702 --> 00:26:44,744 Looks like he tried to get away. 429 00:26:48,749 --> 00:26:50,333 Steve, are you sure about all this? 430 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:52,043 Absolutely. 431 00:27:01,928 --> 00:27:03,763 Here, stiffy, stiff, stiff, stiff. 432 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,349 Here, stiffy, stiff, stiff. 433 00:27:06,350 --> 00:27:07,350 Come on out. 434 00:27:07,934 --> 00:27:10,019 It's time to make your TV debut. 435 00:27:10,812 --> 00:27:12,730 Steve, please tell me your dog has asthma. 436 00:27:14,983 --> 00:27:16,192 We don't want to cause panic. 437 00:27:16,860 --> 00:27:18,653 Now we know what we're up against here. 438 00:27:18,654 --> 00:27:19,945 All we have to do is, uh, 439 00:27:20,322 --> 00:27:23,074 pick up those punk kids and get Bud back. 440 00:27:23,784 --> 00:27:24,784 Bud? 441 00:27:25,327 --> 00:27:26,327 Bud, the C.H.U.D. 442 00:27:27,537 --> 00:27:29,080 It's Mr. Oliver's nickname. 443 00:27:41,677 --> 00:27:44,136 TV, faint: Let's go, girls. Come on. 444 00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:47,598 Come on. 445 00:27:50,227 --> 00:27:51,394 Side to side, girls. Good. 446 00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:53,729 Good. Keep it up. 447 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:05,908 Burn, burn, burn that fat away. That's good, girls. 448 00:28:06,201 --> 00:28:08,869 Oh, you have never seen an ounce of fat on your own body 449 00:28:08,870 --> 00:28:11,497 You little neo-nazi anorexic leotard slut. 450 00:28:11,832 --> 00:28:12,832 That's good. 451 00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:15,459 And knees. Get 'em up, up, up, girls. 452 00:28:16,002 --> 00:28:18,921 We work out like this 'cause it makes us feel so good. 453 00:28:19,172 --> 00:28:21,799 Really? Well, we work out 454 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,261 because we eat like a bull moose and drink like orca, the killer whale. 455 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:27,555 Now the elbows. 456 00:28:30,559 --> 00:28:32,143 Jogger, kitty, kitty, is that you? 457 00:28:35,605 --> 00:28:36,605 5 more minutes of this, 458 00:28:37,107 --> 00:28:39,650 I can have a cigarette and order a pizza. 459 00:28:40,902 --> 00:28:43,362 Oh, hell with it. I'm gonna smoke now. Yes. 460 00:28:43,780 --> 00:28:45,656 1, 2, 3. 461 00:28:45,866 --> 00:28:48,117 Mommy's coming, Jogger. We're gonna have some din-din. 462 00:28:48,118 --> 00:28:50,619 Kitty, kitty, kitty. 463 00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:54,206 Dinnertime, you and me. Big date. 464 00:28:55,792 --> 00:28:58,210 Listen for this noise. I know you'll come home for this. 465 00:28:58,503 --> 00:28:59,754 You know that sound, don't you? 466 00:28:59,755 --> 00:29:01,172 Num, num, num, num, num. 467 00:29:01,715 --> 00:29:03,507 You and me, another night. 468 00:29:03,884 --> 00:29:05,426 Come on. Kitty, kitty. 469 00:29:05,427 --> 00:29:06,427 Brunch. 470 00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:09,930 Jogger. Kitty, kitty, kitty. 471 00:29:11,224 --> 00:29:12,308 Here's your feast. 472 00:29:15,812 --> 00:29:17,521 Oh, my. 473 00:29:18,398 --> 00:29:19,940 What big feet you have. 474 00:29:21,026 --> 00:29:22,026 Oh, my. 475 00:29:22,778 --> 00:29:24,195 What big thumbs you have. 476 00:29:28,909 --> 00:29:29,992 Do you live in the neighborhood? 477 00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:33,329 Are you heterosexual? Heh heh heh. 478 00:29:35,332 --> 00:29:36,457 Do you have a job? 479 00:29:38,168 --> 00:29:39,168 Well, what's your name? 480 00:29:39,586 --> 00:29:40,586 Uh... 481 00:29:40,670 --> 00:29:41,670 Oh. 482 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:44,215 Bud. 483 00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:47,218 Uhh. 484 00:29:51,181 --> 00:29:52,181 Raah! 485 00:30:08,031 --> 00:30:09,323 In other news, a rabid French poodle 486 00:30:09,324 --> 00:30:11,492 has been stalking the suburban Winterhaven area. 487 00:30:12,577 --> 00:30:13,577 On the nuclear front... 488 00:30:20,669 --> 00:30:21,669 Yech. 489 00:30:22,796 --> 00:30:23,796 Jogger. 490 00:30:25,006 --> 00:30:26,006 Dinnertime. 491 00:30:29,302 --> 00:30:30,344 The hell with all of you! 492 00:30:33,139 --> 00:30:34,682 This is the worst day of my life. 493 00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:47,945 Wife left me... 494 00:30:48,113 --> 00:30:49,947 of course, that's not so bad. 495 00:30:50,532 --> 00:30:51,824 At least I've got my health. 496 00:31:01,543 --> 00:31:03,377 Hey, buddy, this is not your bar, 497 00:31:03,378 --> 00:31:04,587 Okay? ?comprehends? 498 00:31:04,963 --> 00:31:06,422 - Aah! 499 00:31:16,182 --> 00:31:17,391 500 00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:19,435 501 00:31:20,270 --> 00:31:21,312 502 00:31:21,646 --> 00:31:23,397 503 00:31:24,065 --> 00:31:25,190 504 00:31:25,901 --> 00:31:27,151 505 00:31:27,903 --> 00:31:29,111 506 00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:31,113 507 00:31:35,201 --> 00:31:36,285 508 00:31:38,079 --> 00:31:40,289 Listen, I can't keep my eyes open anymore. 509 00:31:40,624 --> 00:31:41,624 Me, either. 510 00:31:44,586 --> 00:31:46,921 I say we give up, turn ourselves in. 511 00:31:47,881 --> 00:31:50,925 What? And let someone else go down in the anals of history? 512 00:31:51,468 --> 00:31:53,093 Annals. Annals of history. 513 00:31:53,094 --> 00:31:54,053 I knew that. 514 00:31:54,054 --> 00:31:55,846 We'll just continue the search in the morning, okay? 515 00:32:00,393 --> 00:32:01,393 It's cute, isn't it? 516 00:32:01,394 --> 00:32:02,645 $4.00 for that? Hm. 517 00:32:03,939 --> 00:32:06,273 Well, that's something I got for Sally. It's Halloween tonight. 518 00:32:06,274 --> 00:32:07,232 Oh, yeah. 519 00:32:07,233 --> 00:32:09,026 What's she gonna be? 520 00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:10,361 She wanted to be a bee. 521 00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:11,862 Ah. Heh. 522 00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:16,033 Candy-ass little poodle. 523 00:32:16,952 --> 00:32:18,577 Honey, pass me the fashion section. 524 00:32:18,578 --> 00:32:19,578 Here you go. 525 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:24,083 Yeah, nice haircut. 526 00:32:26,753 --> 00:32:27,753 Easy, boy. 527 00:32:28,171 --> 00:32:29,171 Now, easy, doggie. 528 00:32:29,255 --> 00:32:30,255 Nice doggie. 529 00:32:30,757 --> 00:32:31,757 What kind of a bee does she wanna be? 530 00:32:32,467 --> 00:32:34,218 - A killer bee. - That's cute. 531 00:32:34,844 --> 00:32:36,887 You know, I wonder what I should wear to Mary's party tonight. 532 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:37,888 Can I have some syrup? 533 00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:39,890 Aah! 534 00:32:40,183 --> 00:32:41,809 I don't know, honey. You like this dress? 535 00:32:41,810 --> 00:32:42,810 I hate it. 536 00:32:44,187 --> 00:32:45,187 Thanks. 537 00:32:45,647 --> 00:32:47,356 See, there's no fruit in this. 538 00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:50,150 Aah! Aah! 539 00:32:50,777 --> 00:32:51,735 What are those? 540 00:32:51,736 --> 00:32:53,195 Prunes, honey. They're good for you. 541 00:32:53,196 --> 00:32:54,196 They look like olives. 542 00:32:55,115 --> 00:32:57,074 Hi, honey. Mailman come yet? 543 00:32:57,784 --> 00:32:58,784 He's gone. 544 00:33:08,253 --> 00:33:09,253 Prune has a pit in it. 545 00:33:15,135 --> 00:33:16,552 I don't believe this. My whole life-- 546 00:33:17,303 --> 00:33:18,262 Kevin, shut up. 547 00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:19,263 Ruined. 548 00:33:25,228 --> 00:33:26,311 Aren't you guys supposed to be in school? 549 00:33:26,813 --> 00:33:27,896 - Fire drill. - Bomb scare. 550 00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:33,944 Oh. 551 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,863 You're not dreaming, sweetheart. 552 00:33:36,031 --> 00:33:38,699 You're awake. See? We're walking down the stairs together, right? 553 00:33:39,868 --> 00:33:40,868 School holiday? 554 00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:42,953 The plumbing broke down. 555 00:33:43,204 --> 00:33:44,955 We had the same problem here last night. 556 00:33:45,415 --> 00:33:46,415 Mom. 557 00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:48,333 Steven. 558 00:33:48,334 --> 00:33:49,293 Mom. 559 00:33:49,294 --> 00:33:50,794 That's your fourth doughnut. 560 00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:53,130 Sixth, but who's counting. Let's go find that corpse. 561 00:34:04,601 --> 00:34:05,601 Expecting an invasion? 562 00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:06,977 Shit. 563 00:34:16,821 --> 00:34:17,821 Hi. 564 00:34:18,073 --> 00:34:19,031 Good morning, Mrs. Williams. 565 00:34:19,032 --> 00:34:21,408 This is Colonel Ted Masters and I'm Colin Graves. 566 00:34:21,618 --> 00:34:23,952 We're from the government, and we were wondering 567 00:34:23,953 --> 00:34:25,329 if we could speak to your son, Steve. 568 00:34:25,747 --> 00:34:28,624 Oh, my. Uh, Steven! 569 00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:32,336 Steven! 570 00:34:32,629 --> 00:34:34,463 Well, I think he's probably already gone to school. 571 00:34:34,464 --> 00:34:35,756 Is he in some kind of trouble? 572 00:34:36,341 --> 00:34:38,342 You can say that again, and he's not in school. 573 00:34:38,968 --> 00:34:40,552 Now, if you see him, you just tell him from me, 574 00:34:40,553 --> 00:34:42,930 that he's dead meat. 575 00:34:44,599 --> 00:34:45,808 Well, isn't that a little harsh? 576 00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:49,353 Yes, uh, ma'am, it seems that he and some friends 577 00:34:49,354 --> 00:34:52,189 have stolen some government property from a top secret installation and we were just-- 578 00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:53,190 That's enough, Graves. 579 00:34:54,275 --> 00:34:56,276 Just tell him to return my merchandise. 580 00:34:57,112 --> 00:34:58,112 Ma'am. 581 00:35:01,616 --> 00:35:02,783 Government property? 582 00:35:02,784 --> 00:35:03,784 Top-Secret? 583 00:35:04,244 --> 00:35:05,244 Dead meat? 584 00:35:15,255 --> 00:35:16,922 That military guy sounded serious, Steve. 585 00:35:17,173 --> 00:35:19,174 So let's get serious and find our stiff. 586 00:35:19,175 --> 00:35:20,134 But where? 587 00:35:20,135 --> 00:35:21,218 We'll start downtown. 588 00:35:21,636 --> 00:35:22,845 Right. 589 00:35:30,270 --> 00:35:31,270 Uhh! 590 00:35:41,781 --> 00:35:42,781 Nice cut. 591 00:35:50,623 --> 00:35:51,915 Ohh. Ohh. 592 00:35:56,671 --> 00:35:57,671 Rats. 593 00:35:57,881 --> 00:35:59,381 Look, how much trouble do you think we can get in? 594 00:35:59,382 --> 00:36:01,425 I mean, it's not like we kidnapped anybody, right? 595 00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:04,469 I'm not up on the penalty for snatching top-secret bodies. 596 00:36:04,470 --> 00:36:05,429 Be serious. 597 00:36:05,430 --> 00:36:07,222 Hey, hey, hey, lighten up, will ya? 598 00:36:07,223 --> 00:36:08,807 We'll find the guy. 599 00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:11,226 I mean it's not like he's gonna blend in with the crowd. 600 00:36:12,478 --> 00:36:14,146 You know, in my day, if I cut school, 601 00:36:14,898 --> 00:36:18,192 my father would have taken me to the woodshed. 602 00:36:18,193 --> 00:36:19,151 You better believe it. 603 00:36:19,152 --> 00:36:20,110 Excuse me, sir. 604 00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:21,111 They don't have woodsheds anymore. 605 00:36:21,571 --> 00:36:23,405 Well that's beside the point. Keep looking. 606 00:36:25,950 --> 00:36:27,201 Are you going to the Halloween dance tonight? 607 00:36:27,994 --> 00:36:29,494 Yeah, sure, if we're not in jail. 608 00:36:30,538 --> 00:36:31,538 With who? 609 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,999 With myself. Come on, Kev. 610 00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:37,127 Well, I was just wondering 611 00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:38,253 if you need an escort-- 612 00:36:38,588 --> 00:36:39,963 Now, if I was a dead guy-- 613 00:36:40,757 --> 00:36:42,466 Where would you go if you were a dead guy? 614 00:36:42,926 --> 00:36:44,635 I don't know. A Grateful Dead concert. 615 00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:47,638 Shut up. 616 00:36:47,764 --> 00:36:48,764 If you need an escort... 617 00:36:49,682 --> 00:36:51,141 Kev, I just thought we'd all go together. 618 00:37:14,791 --> 00:37:16,416 What if we don't get the body back on time? 619 00:37:17,210 --> 00:37:18,585 Proctor's gonna kiss our butts 620 00:37:18,753 --> 00:37:20,045 when he finds out what we've done. 621 00:37:22,215 --> 00:37:23,257 Sorry. 622 00:37:23,258 --> 00:37:25,092 My God. She looked really weird. 623 00:37:25,093 --> 00:37:26,260 It's those health food freaks. 624 00:37:27,512 --> 00:37:29,263 She probably doesn't have enough meat in her diet. 625 00:37:29,889 --> 00:37:30,931 Speaking of meat... 626 00:37:33,059 --> 00:37:34,685 Oh, no. Are we going to Bossy's again? 627 00:37:35,979 --> 00:37:37,104 How's business, Don? 628 00:37:37,563 --> 00:37:39,231 First customer. 629 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,440 Oh, really? 630 00:37:41,567 --> 00:37:43,694 I don't know. I guess people'd rather go out to the mall now 631 00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:47,781 and pay $14, $15 for one of those moussed-up, styled hair jobs than to come downtown, 632 00:37:47,782 --> 00:37:49,449 and people are afraid to come downtown. 633 00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:52,577 Shoot. I remember when folks used to sleep 634 00:37:52,578 --> 00:37:54,037 with their doors unlocked around here. 635 00:37:54,038 --> 00:37:55,038 Remember that? 636 00:37:55,498 --> 00:37:56,999 - No. - Yeah. 637 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,959 Yeah, folks could leave their keys in the car, 638 00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:00,794 sometimes with the engine running. 639 00:38:02,088 --> 00:38:03,672 You givin' razor cuts now, Don? 640 00:38:04,132 --> 00:38:05,173 That's very progressive. 641 00:38:05,591 --> 00:38:06,883 I could take a fashion risk. 642 00:38:08,052 --> 00:38:09,052 Yeah. 643 00:38:09,595 --> 00:38:11,054 You know, I can remember when my daddy 644 00:38:11,055 --> 00:38:12,806 used to take all of our valuable possessions 645 00:38:12,807 --> 00:38:15,058 and he'd put 'em out in the street every night 646 00:38:15,059 --> 00:38:16,101 before he went to sleep. 647 00:38:16,102 --> 00:38:17,352 They'd be there the next morning. 648 00:38:18,271 --> 00:38:21,231 You don't talk to strangers nowadays, neither. No, sir. 649 00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:23,525 I believe if a stranger pulled up beside me 650 00:38:23,526 --> 00:38:26,695 in car right now and asked me to climb inside, I don't think I'd do it. 651 00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:29,364 Unless he had really good candy, 652 00:38:30,616 --> 00:38:34,077 like the pecan logs or those red licorice whips. 653 00:38:34,329 --> 00:38:35,537 Boy, those things are good, aren't they? 654 00:38:35,538 --> 00:38:37,289 Hot, juicy--ahh! 655 00:38:48,384 --> 00:38:50,802 Now, in my day, if I stole a corpse, 656 00:38:51,429 --> 00:38:52,429 my father... 657 00:38:53,639 --> 00:38:54,723 What the hell is that? 658 00:38:56,309 --> 00:38:59,853 Oh, the just the goddamnedest ugliest-looking barber in the world. 659 00:39:01,439 --> 00:39:04,691 Like I said, kids have to be taught respect for authority. 660 00:39:13,242 --> 00:39:14,201 Who wants burgers? 661 00:39:14,202 --> 00:39:15,160 I do. I do. 662 00:39:15,161 --> 00:39:17,496 I got a bronco, a bowser, a boffo, and two babies. 663 00:39:31,677 --> 00:39:32,719 Did you check those guys out? 664 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:34,304 I'll never complain about my skin again. 665 00:39:40,061 --> 00:39:41,061 What'll it be, folks? 666 00:39:43,231 --> 00:39:44,231 Meat! Meat! 667 00:39:44,649 --> 00:39:47,359 Heh. Yeah, well, we have a variety of burgers here at Bossy's. 668 00:39:48,152 --> 00:39:49,194 Just let me know what kind of meat you want. 669 00:39:49,904 --> 00:39:52,406 Baby, binge, bouncy, bodacious. 670 00:39:55,243 --> 00:39:56,660 Bobby! Bobby! 671 00:39:58,871 --> 00:40:00,288 Now, this is what I call health food. 672 00:40:02,583 --> 00:40:04,000 Dude, you're dripping on your chest. 673 00:40:04,252 --> 00:40:05,252 It's genetic, babe. 674 00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:06,503 Where's my fries? 675 00:40:07,922 --> 00:40:08,839 Holy cow. 676 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,798 What? What? 677 00:40:09,799 --> 00:40:10,882 What? What's the matter? 678 00:40:11,509 --> 00:40:13,468 Nothing, I was just thinking about Proctor's class. 679 00:40:14,345 --> 00:40:16,054 He's gonna have us in detention for-- 680 00:40:16,055 --> 00:40:18,014 No. He's gonna kill us for losing that body. 681 00:40:19,225 --> 00:40:22,436 Check it out. Those deadheads chowed down mighty quickly. 682 00:40:26,983 --> 00:40:27,941 Uhh. 683 00:40:27,942 --> 00:40:29,067 Kevin, you worry too much. 684 00:40:29,444 --> 00:40:30,485 Yeah, we'll find him. 685 00:40:31,654 --> 00:40:32,654 That's him! 686 00:40:33,948 --> 00:40:34,906 That's him! 687 00:40:34,907 --> 00:40:35,907 Follow that stiff. 688 00:40:45,626 --> 00:40:46,710 No more woodsheds, eh? 689 00:40:47,670 --> 00:40:48,670 No, sir. 690 00:40:52,133 --> 00:40:53,175 Lunch, gentlemen? 691 00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:55,010 All right, Sam. 692 00:41:02,143 --> 00:41:05,812 I can't believe that we can't find them in a town this size. 693 00:41:05,813 --> 00:41:07,439 Maybe we should just let the local police know. 694 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:11,485 Oh, right, right, right, and let the whole world know 695 00:41:11,486 --> 00:41:14,779 about our illegal, neurotoxic experiments? 696 00:41:14,989 --> 00:41:15,989 Illegal? 697 00:41:16,073 --> 00:41:19,784 Well, technically those pursuits were outlawed by the Geneva Convention 698 00:41:19,785 --> 00:41:23,455 although back then, they were mainly talking about gas and germ warfare. 699 00:41:23,456 --> 00:41:25,832 That was before the big enzyme breakthrough. 700 00:41:27,293 --> 00:41:29,044 Then of course, there's the-- ahem-- 701 00:41:29,629 --> 00:41:31,963 other problem of the mutations. 702 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,384 Mutations? Wait a second now. 703 00:41:36,385 --> 00:41:37,594 You never mentioned that before. 704 00:41:37,595 --> 00:41:39,513 Well, creating the perfect buck private 705 00:41:39,514 --> 00:41:42,098 is no box of chocolates, mister. 706 00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:43,475 All right, yeah. Got it. 707 00:41:46,521 --> 00:41:47,687 Hey! What the hell's going on?! 708 00:41:47,688 --> 00:41:48,688 Wh-What's the matter with you guys?! 709 00:41:49,148 --> 00:41:50,148 Hey! 710 00:41:50,525 --> 00:41:51,650 I'll buy you a hamburger! 711 00:41:52,235 --> 00:41:53,652 What the hell is that? 712 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,695 C.H.U.D.s. C.H.U.D.s. 713 00:41:55,696 --> 00:41:56,988 Oh, is this a great job or what? 714 00:41:58,449 --> 00:41:59,449 Shit. 715 00:42:01,786 --> 00:42:03,161 Stop! No more! 716 00:42:03,496 --> 00:42:04,955 Here, dummy. Shoot the trunk. 717 00:42:08,584 --> 00:42:10,126 Forget this. Keep the food. 718 00:42:14,006 --> 00:42:15,298 C.H.U.D. frying time! 719 00:42:17,593 --> 00:42:18,927 Haul ass, Sam. 720 00:42:33,150 --> 00:42:34,150 You know what this means? 721 00:42:34,860 --> 00:42:37,112 We are going to have to arm the men with woks. 722 00:42:43,244 --> 00:42:44,619 Right, Hometown, this is Masters. 723 00:42:45,746 --> 00:42:47,872 Yeah, we have a situation down here. 724 00:42:48,291 --> 00:42:49,291 C.H.U.D. 725 00:42:49,292 --> 00:42:50,750 I need men down here. 726 00:42:50,751 --> 00:42:52,544 I need flamethrowers, nitro guns, 727 00:42:52,962 --> 00:42:53,962 the whole enchilada. 728 00:42:54,964 --> 00:42:56,590 Yes, and don't tell the president. 729 00:42:57,258 --> 00:42:58,508 He wouldn't understand anyway. 730 00:42:58,509 --> 00:42:59,801 We'll start a sweep of the area. 731 00:43:00,219 --> 00:43:01,386 Sam, head for the outskirts. 732 00:43:01,387 --> 00:43:02,387 We'll go north. 733 00:43:03,055 --> 00:43:05,473 You up for a ride to the country, boy? Huh? 734 00:43:05,474 --> 00:43:06,516 Why not? 735 00:43:06,517 --> 00:43:09,436 Well, we fried a bunch of them here, but there may be more. 736 00:43:09,937 --> 00:43:10,937 We must have gone past them. 737 00:43:15,985 --> 00:43:17,110 What a blast. 738 00:43:22,325 --> 00:43:23,325 There's the truck. 739 00:43:23,951 --> 00:43:25,535 Let's go reclaim our dead guy. 740 00:43:27,204 --> 00:43:28,246 Where the hell are we? 741 00:43:28,247 --> 00:43:29,873 I don't know, but I don't like it. 742 00:43:32,835 --> 00:43:33,835 I don't see him anywhere. 743 00:43:35,755 --> 00:43:36,755 Let's check the barn. 744 00:43:49,185 --> 00:43:50,185 Buddy! 745 00:43:50,519 --> 00:43:51,519 Ha ha! 746 00:43:51,854 --> 00:43:53,021 Guys, it's Buddy. 747 00:43:53,689 --> 00:43:55,732 Wh--am I glad to see you, pal. 748 00:43:56,150 --> 00:43:58,068 Look, what do you say we go for a ride 749 00:43:58,069 --> 00:44:00,570 with ol' Stevie, Kevie, and Katie here, huh? 750 00:44:05,368 --> 00:44:06,368 I don't think he wants to go. 751 00:44:08,746 --> 00:44:10,455 Ka-tie. 752 00:44:15,878 --> 00:44:16,961 He likes you. 753 00:44:17,213 --> 00:44:18,213 You wanna chat him up? 754 00:44:18,422 --> 00:44:19,631 Do you want a fat lip? 755 00:44:20,299 --> 00:44:21,466 Guess who's coming to dinner. 756 00:44:21,467 --> 00:44:22,884 I just lost my appetite. 757 00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,763 Whoa. We're talking major sushi action here. 758 00:44:27,723 --> 00:44:28,973 These guys look serious, Steve. 759 00:44:33,938 --> 00:44:34,938 Hey! 760 00:44:36,649 --> 00:44:38,900 What in the Wide World of Sports is going on in here? 761 00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:40,235 Whatever it is, we're not part of it. 762 00:44:41,404 --> 00:44:43,029 Yum, yum, yum. 763 00:44:43,906 --> 00:44:45,073 Back off, Bucky. 764 00:44:49,662 --> 00:44:52,247 Now you kids take Mr. Smile here and get the hell out of my barn. 765 00:44:52,248 --> 00:44:53,206 Raah! 766 00:44:53,207 --> 00:44:54,874 Hey, this guy shows a lot of spunk. 767 00:44:59,046 --> 00:45:00,046 Come on, Katie. 768 00:45:00,172 --> 00:45:01,172 I'm with you guys. 769 00:45:03,634 --> 00:45:05,093 Get back. Hey! 770 00:45:08,889 --> 00:45:10,348 Aah! Aah! 771 00:45:15,020 --> 00:45:16,563 Steve! Do something, Steve. 772 00:45:18,357 --> 00:45:19,983 - Do something. - Like what? 773 00:45:21,235 --> 00:45:22,402 Yaah! 774 00:45:22,403 --> 00:45:23,403 Aah! Unh! 775 00:45:32,413 --> 00:45:33,872 Ye-uhh! 776 00:45:56,562 --> 00:45:57,520 Come on, Katie. 777 00:45:57,521 --> 00:45:59,105 - Let's get out of here. - I'm with you guys. 778 00:46:06,489 --> 00:46:07,489 This C.H.U.D.'s for you. 779 00:46:10,367 --> 00:46:11,367 Hold your position. 780 00:46:14,997 --> 00:46:15,997 Ciao. 781 00:46:25,841 --> 00:46:26,841 Chow. 782 00:46:30,095 --> 00:46:31,721 Sir! Sir, they're attacking! What should we do?! 783 00:46:32,181 --> 00:46:33,473 Freeze him! Freeze him! 784 00:46:40,731 --> 00:46:42,941 After them, men. Destroy all the C.H.U.D.s. 785 00:46:43,651 --> 00:46:47,111 Holy cow. Suppose our stiff was carrying some sort of disease. 786 00:46:47,112 --> 00:46:49,113 We picked him up from the Disease Control Center. 787 00:46:49,657 --> 00:46:51,032 We could have started a plague. 788 00:46:53,911 --> 00:46:55,411 What's up? Steve Williams, nice to meet you. 789 00:46:55,621 --> 00:46:57,038 Cut the crap. Where's the C.H.U.D.? 790 00:46:57,039 --> 00:46:58,039 Chud? 791 00:46:59,917 --> 00:47:01,125 Keep it up, you assholes. 792 00:47:01,919 --> 00:47:05,255 By the time you get out of the slammer you'll all be senior citizens. 793 00:47:06,340 --> 00:47:08,091 All right, move out. Move out! I'm taking you in. 794 00:47:08,509 --> 00:47:09,509 Move out. 795 00:47:10,052 --> 00:47:11,052 Where are we going? 796 00:47:11,053 --> 00:47:12,470 In. In and out. 797 00:47:12,471 --> 00:47:13,429 Uh, sir-- 798 00:47:13,430 --> 00:47:14,430 Shut up, wiseass. 799 00:47:14,974 --> 00:47:15,974 Uh, General, um... 800 00:47:16,141 --> 00:47:18,643 Do you know what happens to pretty boys like you in prison? 801 00:47:18,644 --> 00:47:19,602 Your Royalness-- 802 00:47:19,603 --> 00:47:20,603 What?! What is it? 803 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,361 Hot damn, look at that. 804 00:47:29,905 --> 00:47:32,782 He's forcing his body temperature up to melt the ice. 805 00:47:35,494 --> 00:47:38,288 This guy is fucking fantastic! 806 00:47:43,377 --> 00:47:44,752 Hey! Hey, wait! Stop! 807 00:47:46,380 --> 00:47:47,547 Whoa! 808 00:47:47,548 --> 00:47:48,882 Sir, I got one. 809 00:47:51,010 --> 00:47:51,968 We caught another. 810 00:47:51,969 --> 00:47:52,969 We got one, too. 811 00:47:53,178 --> 00:47:54,262 I lost one. 812 00:47:54,263 --> 00:47:56,222 This is worse than I thought. It's awful. 813 00:47:56,515 --> 00:47:59,058 Awful? It was beautiful. 814 00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:00,894 You should have seen it, Graves. 815 00:48:01,854 --> 00:48:03,479 They're mutating, changing. 816 00:48:03,814 --> 00:48:06,566 The mutations have been transferred from the original enzymes. 817 00:48:06,567 --> 00:48:07,525 Wait a second. That means-- 818 00:48:07,526 --> 00:48:09,027 That's right. They're getting stronger. 819 00:48:09,028 --> 00:48:11,070 Soon there'll be no stopping them. It was great. 820 00:48:12,823 --> 00:48:13,823 Ahem. 821 00:48:13,991 --> 00:48:14,991 All right. 822 00:48:15,284 --> 00:48:16,868 All right, you new men, 823 00:48:18,203 --> 00:48:19,203 these are C.H.U.D.s, 824 00:48:20,581 --> 00:48:22,123 very hungry people... 825 00:48:23,208 --> 00:48:24,292 with bad complexions 826 00:48:25,294 --> 00:48:26,920 and a brain that doesn't know when to stop. 827 00:48:28,422 --> 00:48:29,380 Any questions? 828 00:48:29,381 --> 00:48:30,715 Where's the exit transfer? 829 00:48:30,716 --> 00:48:31,716 How do we get out of here? 830 00:48:32,259 --> 00:48:33,551 Now, your guns are useless. 831 00:48:34,303 --> 00:48:36,179 Freezing them will slow them down. 832 00:48:36,847 --> 00:48:38,473 Then whoosh! 833 00:48:39,308 --> 00:48:40,308 You got it? 834 00:48:41,185 --> 00:48:44,020 Now, we've got our work cut out for us. 835 00:48:44,813 --> 00:48:48,858 They're going to be all over this town, and they're attracted to large crowds. 836 00:48:49,526 --> 00:48:51,361 A large gathering, a rally, 837 00:48:52,112 --> 00:48:56,282 a football game will look like a buffet lunch to these slimeballs. 838 00:48:56,784 --> 00:48:57,784 Let's get rolling. 839 00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,953 Gotta be able to cut this nest out by breakfast. 840 00:49:03,165 --> 00:49:04,457 You two, take the van. 841 00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:07,335 You, take the kids' car back to headquarters. 842 00:49:07,628 --> 00:49:09,754 We'll regroup there while waiting for reinforcements. 843 00:49:10,214 --> 00:49:11,214 Let's go! 844 00:49:17,179 --> 00:49:19,222 Can't have these things driving about town, can we? 845 00:49:24,269 --> 00:49:25,269 All right. Move out. 846 00:49:30,275 --> 00:49:32,568 I know my rights. I wanna make a telephone call. 847 00:49:32,861 --> 00:49:34,737 Yeah. Drop us off at the nearest phone booth, 848 00:49:35,531 --> 00:49:36,656 and can I borrow a dime, please? 849 00:49:52,631 --> 00:49:53,631 Oops. 850 00:50:20,617 --> 00:50:21,617 Meat. 851 00:50:25,122 --> 00:50:26,414 852 00:50:27,207 --> 00:50:28,291 853 00:50:29,084 --> 00:50:30,251 854 00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:31,711 855 00:50:32,379 --> 00:50:34,088 Can I please call my parents? 856 00:50:35,090 --> 00:50:37,717 COL. MASTERS mocking: No, you can't. 857 00:50:39,970 --> 00:50:41,846 ''Be a doctor. Be a doctor. Be a doctor.'' 858 00:50:43,223 --> 00:50:47,018 I am. I'm--I'm personal surgeon to the United States Post Office. See? 859 00:50:47,686 --> 00:50:52,940 Victim is, uh, Norvel Laurel. 860 00:50:53,567 --> 00:50:55,443 Occupation: Postman. 861 00:50:55,903 --> 00:50:56,944 Hate mail finally got you, didn't it? 862 00:50:57,279 --> 00:50:58,821 Ah ha ha ha ha! 863 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:01,866 Age: Uh, 42. 864 00:51:02,618 --> 00:51:03,618 Race: Caucasian. 865 00:51:04,036 --> 00:51:07,914 Description of wound: Some--uh, several large bites. 866 00:51:07,915 --> 00:51:09,040 Probably a canine. 867 00:51:11,627 --> 00:51:13,628 No, scratch the canine. 868 00:51:14,171 --> 00:51:16,255 He probably did that to himself. 869 00:51:16,632 --> 00:51:18,424 All right, I'm going into the chest. 870 00:51:18,842 --> 00:51:19,842 Ahh. 871 00:51:21,011 --> 00:51:23,012 Feet and hands inside for the ride. 872 00:51:25,432 --> 00:51:26,849 Ahh! 873 00:51:45,619 --> 00:51:47,745 If you cooperate, we'll go easy on you. 874 00:51:48,330 --> 00:51:51,082 If not, we'll make your life a living hell. 875 00:51:51,083 --> 00:51:52,083 Sounds fair. 876 00:51:59,591 --> 00:52:00,675 Tastes great. 877 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,136 Less filling. 878 00:52:10,853 --> 00:52:12,186 What the heck is this? 879 00:52:33,167 --> 00:52:35,126 You punks have no idea what you've done. 880 00:52:36,003 --> 00:52:37,503 Look, we didn't even know he was a chump. 881 00:52:37,504 --> 00:52:39,088 - C.H.U.D. - Until a few hours ago. 882 00:52:39,548 --> 00:52:40,965 Yeah. We thought we brought him back to life 883 00:52:40,966 --> 00:52:42,633 with my mom's bubblebath and hairdryer. 884 00:52:42,885 --> 00:52:43,885 That's ridiculous. 885 00:52:44,303 --> 00:52:47,096 Ah, yeah, right, like government-sponsored zombies aren't. 886 00:52:48,348 --> 00:52:53,102 You...you see if you can talk some sense into kids. 887 00:52:58,358 --> 00:52:59,442 Hey, puppy. 888 00:53:00,027 --> 00:53:01,027 You lost? 889 00:53:01,570 --> 00:53:03,988 Aw, poor little guy. 890 00:53:04,823 --> 00:53:07,158 Come here, puppy, uppy. 891 00:53:07,576 --> 00:53:09,368 Come on. Come on. 892 00:53:09,870 --> 00:53:11,245 I said to come here. 893 00:53:12,206 --> 00:53:13,372 I was only kidding. 894 00:53:13,790 --> 00:53:15,041 I'm not gonna hurt you. 895 00:53:15,417 --> 00:53:16,417 Come on. 896 00:53:16,793 --> 00:53:17,960 Aw, I know. 897 00:53:18,420 --> 00:53:20,671 I can get you a sandwich from inside. 898 00:53:21,465 --> 00:53:23,174 You wanted somethin to eat? 899 00:53:23,634 --> 00:53:24,675 Aw, is the-- 900 00:53:45,614 --> 00:53:46,822 I got some peppermint! 901 00:53:46,823 --> 00:53:47,823 I got an apple. 902 00:53:48,033 --> 00:53:49,033 I got a rock. 903 00:54:22,693 --> 00:54:23,693 904 00:54:24,152 --> 00:54:26,654 905 00:54:27,072 --> 00:54:28,531 I got a popcorn ball! 906 00:54:29,032 --> 00:54:30,241 I got a punch in the nose. 907 00:54:31,868 --> 00:54:32,994 I hate Halloween. 908 00:54:32,995 --> 00:54:34,036 He's just kidding, honey. 909 00:54:36,206 --> 00:54:37,331 Now, look, I want you to tell me 910 00:54:37,332 --> 00:54:40,293 everything you know about this corpse, okay? 911 00:54:41,295 --> 00:54:42,753 Anything that will help us track it down-- 912 00:54:42,754 --> 00:54:46,090 behavioral patterns, personality quirks, anything. 913 00:54:46,842 --> 00:54:48,092 Well, he eats people. 914 00:54:48,093 --> 00:54:50,261 I guess that could be interpreted as a personality quirk. 915 00:54:51,096 --> 00:54:52,096 This isn't funny, Mister. 916 00:54:53,056 --> 00:54:56,100 I mean, you have unleashed a very real threat here, okay? 917 00:54:56,727 --> 00:54:58,394 We're not just talkin' about some animated corpse. 918 00:54:59,104 --> 00:55:00,104 You got it?! 919 00:55:00,439 --> 00:55:02,356 Everything it infects mutates! 920 00:55:02,983 --> 00:55:04,191 We're really sorry. 921 00:55:05,527 --> 00:55:06,610 Oh. Okay. 922 00:55:07,112 --> 00:55:08,654 I got a black licorice. 923 00:55:14,077 --> 00:55:15,494 Hey, you guys, look. There's the poster. 924 00:55:15,954 --> 00:55:16,954 Halloween dance. 925 00:55:17,539 --> 00:55:18,789 Hey, you guys wanna go? 926 00:55:18,999 --> 00:55:20,249 Hope the band doesn't suck. 927 00:55:22,627 --> 00:55:24,462 Small fry. 928 00:55:25,130 --> 00:55:26,380 Yeah. 929 00:55:32,888 --> 00:55:34,513 Bitchin' costume. 930 00:56:08,590 --> 00:56:10,257 Eat 'em up. Eat 'em up. 931 00:56:10,258 --> 00:56:11,509 Yum, yum, yum. 932 00:56:12,094 --> 00:56:13,094 Trick-or-treating? 933 00:56:13,595 --> 00:56:15,679 Oh, Jesus Christ. I forgot all about Halloween. 934 00:56:16,348 --> 00:56:17,890 KIDS, C.H.U.D.ified: Trick or treat. 935 00:56:20,227 --> 00:56:23,187 Oh, Mother, I reckon we've got to let them in. 936 00:56:23,355 --> 00:56:24,355 Heh heh ha ha. 937 00:56:29,611 --> 00:56:32,405 My, oh, my. Things that go bump in the night. 938 00:56:32,572 --> 00:56:33,906 Come on. Come on, kids. 939 00:56:33,907 --> 00:56:36,409 We've got such surprises and goodies and treats. 940 00:56:36,701 --> 00:56:37,660 Take all you want. 941 00:56:37,661 --> 00:56:38,661 All right. Here. 942 00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:43,416 - All you scary demons and ghoulies. - Help yourself, have some candy. 943 00:56:43,417 --> 00:56:44,417 Lovely candy. 944 00:56:44,793 --> 00:56:46,168 Oh. Ohh! 945 00:56:46,503 --> 00:56:47,503 Oh, no! 946 00:56:51,633 --> 00:56:53,134 - Rosebud. 947 00:57:01,226 --> 00:57:02,268 Ohh. 948 00:57:19,578 --> 00:57:21,203 All right, man the fort, Graves. I'm off to town. 949 00:57:21,204 --> 00:57:22,246 Well, wait. Wait. What's up? 950 00:57:22,247 --> 00:57:23,956 It's Halloween. The streets are crawling with kids. 951 00:57:23,957 --> 00:57:24,957 Oh, great. 952 00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:28,836 Let's hope we can keep them from becoming snacks. 953 00:57:29,296 --> 00:57:30,296 Yeah, but how do we kill them? 954 00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:31,380 Who the hell knows? 955 00:57:32,591 --> 00:57:34,550 Man, that's the sport of the hunt. 956 00:57:34,801 --> 00:57:36,427 That's the thrill of war. 957 00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:41,682 We are facing an enemy unlike anything anyone has ever faced before. 958 00:57:43,852 --> 00:57:46,437 Remember, plan B. 959 00:57:53,236 --> 00:57:54,278 Little high-strung, isn't he? 960 00:58:04,414 --> 00:58:05,706 All right, Sam. Let's head for town. 961 00:58:06,041 --> 00:58:08,584 Ha ha! We're going to see some real action tonight. 962 00:58:09,878 --> 00:58:11,504 Okay, you got it. 963 00:58:12,547 --> 00:58:13,547 Countin' on you, Sam. 964 00:58:14,633 --> 00:58:17,676 As a guy who never said ''no'' to Napalm. Ha ha! 965 00:58:48,166 --> 00:58:49,750 There's a costume dance at the high school tonight. 966 00:58:50,377 --> 00:58:51,460 - Oh, no. - What? 967 00:58:52,045 --> 00:58:53,212 A couple hundred people should be there. 968 00:58:53,213 --> 00:58:54,755 There'll be music. There'll be noise. 969 00:58:54,756 --> 00:58:56,966 - The C.H.U.D.s will definitely-- - Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez! 970 00:58:56,967 --> 00:58:58,175 That would be a perfect feeding spot. 971 00:58:58,593 --> 00:59:00,594 I mean, that dance will be like a beacon for the C.H.U.D.s. 972 00:59:00,595 --> 00:59:02,221 - A crowd of people. - A crowd of C.H.U.D.s. 973 00:59:02,222 --> 00:59:03,597 - Fast food. - Fast death. 974 00:59:03,598 --> 00:59:06,100 All hell will break loose if we don't get to the dance before... 975 00:59:06,101 --> 00:59:07,268 - The C.H.U.D.s-- - Wreak havoc. 976 00:59:07,811 --> 00:59:09,019 - Wreak? - I think it's Latin. 977 00:59:09,396 --> 00:59:10,688 You know, if the C.H.U.D.s increase their numbers-- 978 00:59:10,689 --> 00:59:12,439 There'll be no stopping them. The end of civilization. 979 00:59:12,732 --> 00:59:13,899 A world filled with zombies. 980 00:59:24,578 --> 00:59:25,578 The living dead. 981 00:59:26,413 --> 00:59:27,621 So disgusting. 982 00:59:30,208 --> 00:59:32,501 And yet I can't help but feel sorry for him. 983 00:59:33,128 --> 00:59:34,128 Get me Masters. 984 00:59:34,838 --> 00:59:35,796 Now! 985 00:59:35,797 --> 00:59:36,797 Wreak? 986 00:59:37,924 --> 00:59:39,717 Yaah! 987 00:59:43,179 --> 00:59:44,179 Are you okay? 988 00:59:45,265 --> 00:59:46,557 Come on. We gotta get to the high school. 989 00:59:47,058 --> 00:59:48,100 Well, what can we do? 990 00:59:48,393 --> 00:59:49,393 We can evacuate the kids. 991 00:59:49,811 --> 00:59:51,103 At least we've got speed on our side. 992 00:59:52,772 --> 00:59:54,773 Okay. You take the lead car. I'll get the men. 993 00:59:55,108 --> 00:59:56,191 Aah! 994 00:59:56,735 --> 00:59:57,735 Maybe not. 995 01:00:00,155 --> 01:00:04,366 Remember, it's not just a town full of zombies you're after! 996 01:00:04,743 --> 01:00:08,078 You're after the worst threat this civilization has ever experienced! 997 01:00:08,580 --> 01:00:10,414 Oh, God! I knew I should've been a plumber. 998 01:00:18,632 --> 01:00:21,383 a little romance 999 01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:24,178 this brave new dance 1000 01:00:25,138 --> 01:00:27,181 they do it in the street 1001 01:00:27,432 --> 01:00:29,016 hear me 1002 01:00:30,685 --> 01:00:32,144 1003 01:00:34,064 --> 01:00:35,064 1004 01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:36,357 1005 01:00:38,485 --> 01:00:39,443 Can't you go any faster? 1006 01:00:39,444 --> 01:00:41,362 This is a government van, not a Maserati. 1007 01:00:41,738 --> 01:00:43,405 There's nothing to kill them with at the school. 1008 01:00:43,823 --> 01:00:45,449 Well, there has to be. There has to be. 1009 01:00:45,992 --> 01:00:47,660 Wait a minute. Check out this stuff. 1010 01:00:50,121 --> 01:00:51,664 This is the stuff the feds used at the barn. 1011 01:01:03,343 --> 01:01:04,343 Buffet. 1012 01:01:13,853 --> 01:01:15,104 1013 01:01:15,605 --> 01:01:16,605 1014 01:01:16,731 --> 01:01:18,774 gives through 1015 01:01:19,192 --> 01:01:20,192 1016 01:01:22,028 --> 01:01:23,028 1017 01:01:23,405 --> 01:01:24,405 1018 01:01:25,198 --> 01:01:28,033 and get crazy 1019 01:01:29,035 --> 01:01:30,828 1020 01:01:30,829 --> 01:01:32,037 1021 01:01:32,330 --> 01:01:33,580 1022 01:01:33,748 --> 01:01:34,915 1023 01:01:36,209 --> 01:01:38,585 like those French kids 1024 01:01:41,172 --> 01:01:43,549 don't take no shit 1025 01:01:48,513 --> 01:01:49,680 There's nobody on the streets. 1026 01:01:50,056 --> 01:01:51,056 Where is everyone? 1027 01:01:51,057 --> 01:01:52,850 This is creepy, like the end of the world or something. 1028 01:01:52,851 --> 01:01:53,851 Just go. Go! 1029 01:01:54,227 --> 01:01:55,519 Come on. We're almost there. 1030 01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:56,478 Wait. I have an idea. 1031 01:01:56,479 --> 01:01:58,021 Katie, drive the van up to the loading dock. 1032 01:02:14,497 --> 01:02:15,539 Eat 'em up, eat 'em up. 1033 01:02:15,832 --> 01:02:16,832 Yum, yum, yum. 1034 01:02:18,835 --> 01:02:19,752 We're too late. 1035 01:02:19,753 --> 01:02:20,711 No, we're not. No, we're not. 1036 01:02:20,712 --> 01:02:21,962 Just drive to the loading dock. 1037 01:02:22,380 --> 01:02:23,380 But they're already there. 1038 01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:25,507 1039 01:02:26,801 --> 01:02:28,719 1040 01:02:31,473 --> 01:02:32,598 Can I see your ticket, Bud? 1041 01:02:33,308 --> 01:02:34,308 Ticket? 1042 01:02:39,606 --> 01:02:42,274 Hey. What, are you guys from Midvale High or somethin'? 1043 01:02:42,984 --> 01:02:44,401 Look, I don't want any trouble. 1044 01:02:46,446 --> 01:02:47,821 That'll be 3 bucks apiece. 1045 01:02:49,741 --> 01:02:51,700 3, 6, 9... 1046 01:02:54,704 --> 01:02:57,414 And the dog has got to stay out here. 1047 01:03:00,919 --> 01:03:03,504 Okay, okay. You can take the dog inside. 1048 01:03:15,642 --> 01:03:17,351 What? No valet parking? 1049 01:03:17,352 --> 01:03:18,352 Steve. 1050 01:03:23,942 --> 01:03:24,858 We don't have much time. 1051 01:03:24,859 --> 01:03:25,818 Right. 1052 01:03:25,819 --> 01:03:26,902 - We gotta act fast. - Right. 1053 01:03:27,278 --> 01:03:28,403 We get this equipment near the gym. 1054 01:03:28,404 --> 01:03:29,363 Yeah. 1055 01:03:29,364 --> 01:03:30,948 We gotta isolate the C.H.U.D.s from the other kids. 1056 01:03:31,157 --> 01:03:32,783 - Why? - We can stop 'em with this stuff. 1057 01:03:32,784 --> 01:03:33,784 Sounds like a plan. 1058 01:03:34,285 --> 01:03:35,577 - It does? - Yeah. 1059 01:03:36,246 --> 01:03:37,246 - Right. - Right. 1060 01:03:46,756 --> 01:03:47,756 Shhh! 1061 01:03:48,007 --> 01:03:51,468 I am a hungry man. 1062 01:03:56,641 --> 01:03:57,975 Let's party! 1063 01:04:09,070 --> 01:04:10,279 Great costumes. 1064 01:04:10,446 --> 01:04:11,446 Who are they? 1065 01:04:11,489 --> 01:04:12,531 Is that my father? 1066 01:04:16,870 --> 01:04:17,870 Gross. 1067 01:04:20,248 --> 01:04:21,623 - Mr. Proctor's one of them. - Shoot him! 1068 01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:22,791 We're gonna have to kill him. 1069 01:04:24,919 --> 01:04:27,004 - Great. Aw, great! - What are we gonna do, Kevin? 1070 01:04:27,005 --> 01:04:29,214 - Can't you work that thing? - Throw him some lab rats or something. 1071 01:04:29,215 --> 01:04:30,924 - I'm trying to! - Turn this on. 1072 01:04:31,509 --> 01:04:33,010 Quick! 1073 01:04:33,970 --> 01:04:35,137 Suck on these. 1074 01:04:48,985 --> 01:04:50,068 Get him, Steve! 1075 01:05:16,137 --> 01:05:17,304 I--I can't hold him down. 1076 01:05:17,305 --> 01:05:18,305 Hold him down on this! 1077 01:05:38,493 --> 01:05:40,035 - I think it's gonna work. - Shoot him. 1078 01:05:40,578 --> 01:05:41,620 Come on! Come on. 1079 01:05:41,621 --> 01:05:42,621 Kevin! 1080 01:05:43,247 --> 01:05:44,706 Jeez, he was ugly before, but... 1081 01:06:02,183 --> 01:06:03,183 Nice shot. 1082 01:06:03,184 --> 01:06:04,810 Yeah, but how long is he gonna stay like that? 1083 01:06:05,103 --> 01:06:07,187 Who cares. Let's just get the hell out of here. 1084 01:06:07,897 --> 01:06:09,690 Wait. Steve, I wanna try something. 1085 01:06:10,149 --> 01:06:11,108 Are you crazy? Come on. 1086 01:06:11,109 --> 01:06:12,109 What are you gonna do, Kev? 1087 01:06:13,903 --> 01:06:14,903 - What are you... - Come on. 1088 01:06:14,904 --> 01:06:15,904 Are you crazy? 1089 01:06:16,114 --> 01:06:17,072 - What are you doing! - Just a second! 1090 01:06:17,073 --> 01:06:18,407 He always was the teacher's pet. 1091 01:06:18,408 --> 01:06:20,033 - God. - Go! Run! 1092 01:06:29,127 --> 01:06:30,127 We destroyed a C.H.U.D. 1093 01:06:31,004 --> 01:06:33,255 You know, if he were alive, 1094 01:06:34,215 --> 01:06:35,298 he would've given us an A for that. 1095 01:06:35,299 --> 01:06:36,550 Come on. We don't have much time. 1096 01:07:01,075 --> 01:07:02,075 I know what happened. 1097 01:07:02,285 --> 01:07:04,745 The introduction of electricity shorts out their supercharged brains. 1098 01:07:04,746 --> 01:07:06,830 Once the body's on ice it becomes a closed system. 1099 01:07:07,206 --> 01:07:09,499 Then the contained electrical charge causes an implosion. 1100 01:07:09,667 --> 01:07:11,334 If we can get them in the pool, I have an idea. 1101 01:07:11,335 --> 01:07:12,294 Sounds like a plan. 1102 01:07:12,295 --> 01:07:13,295 - It does? - Yeah. 1103 01:07:31,189 --> 01:07:32,522 Okay, over there under the clock. 1104 01:07:37,361 --> 01:07:38,862 Now all we have to do is get them in the pool. 1105 01:07:39,781 --> 01:07:41,114 - How? - We need bait. 1106 01:07:42,366 --> 01:07:43,533 My locker's right over here. 1107 01:07:43,826 --> 01:07:44,785 No, you can't do that. 1108 01:07:44,786 --> 01:07:45,786 Yes, I can, Kevin. 1109 01:07:45,787 --> 01:07:47,788 - He's right, Katie. - No, he's not, Steve. 1110 01:07:47,789 --> 01:07:48,789 I don't want you to get hurt. 1111 01:07:49,749 --> 01:07:51,041 Thanks, Kevin. Really. 1112 01:07:51,042 --> 01:07:52,042 I'm gonna go myself. 1113 01:07:52,335 --> 01:07:54,419 If you were a C.H.U.D., who would you prefer for a meal? 1114 01:07:56,964 --> 01:07:58,006 Please be careful. 1115 01:07:58,591 --> 01:08:01,218 Listen, I like that you care, really. 1116 01:08:01,469 --> 01:08:02,469 Now I'm gonna go change. 1117 01:08:03,471 --> 01:08:04,471 Can I watch? 1118 01:08:07,725 --> 01:08:08,725 Okay, let's go to work. 1119 01:08:23,407 --> 01:08:24,866 How can we be sure we'll get 'em all in the pool? 1120 01:08:25,201 --> 01:08:26,201 That's up to Katie now. 1121 01:08:27,662 --> 01:08:29,496 We gotta barricade that corner. 1122 01:08:31,207 --> 01:08:32,833 Come on. Help me move this. 1123 01:08:32,834 --> 01:08:34,209 - Move that? - Come on! 1124 01:08:35,545 --> 01:08:36,711 Push! 1125 01:09:12,498 --> 01:09:15,458 Hey! Zombies! 1126 01:09:16,669 --> 01:09:17,711 Well, who wants a bite? 1127 01:09:20,173 --> 01:09:21,173 Come and get it. 1128 01:09:21,382 --> 01:09:23,133 Ka-tie. 1129 01:09:23,509 --> 01:09:25,760 Yum, yum, yum. 1130 01:09:25,761 --> 01:09:26,928 Oh, shit. 1131 01:09:42,445 --> 01:09:43,445 Hit the lights. 1132 01:09:44,322 --> 01:09:45,447 Why? They're afraid of the dark? 1133 01:09:45,740 --> 01:09:47,115 They might be. Hit the lights. 1134 01:10:03,132 --> 01:10:04,132 My God. The door's locked. 1135 01:10:04,383 --> 01:10:05,717 - Katie, come on! - Get in. 1136 01:10:05,718 --> 01:10:06,968 Close the door! Close the door! Close the door! 1137 01:10:11,015 --> 01:10:12,807 Katie, get out of the pool! 1138 01:10:12,808 --> 01:10:13,808 Get out of the pool! 1139 01:10:14,352 --> 01:10:15,352 Get them in the pool. 1140 01:10:19,482 --> 01:10:20,482 Katie, get out! 1141 01:10:22,777 --> 01:10:24,694 Hold on to the life preserver. Okay, get 'em in the pool. 1142 01:10:40,795 --> 01:10:41,836 Katie, get out of the pool! 1143 01:10:53,266 --> 01:10:54,266 Mr. Graves. 1144 01:10:56,018 --> 01:10:57,018 Mr. Graves. 1145 01:11:02,692 --> 01:11:03,775 Get the tanks in the pool! 1146 01:11:05,736 --> 01:11:07,946 - Did you unscrew them? - Sure. I think. . . 1147 01:11:07,947 --> 01:11:08,947 Damn it, Steve. 1148 01:11:14,704 --> 01:11:15,704 Keep them in the pool. 1149 01:11:22,086 --> 01:11:23,086 Aah! 1150 01:11:25,548 --> 01:11:26,673 Now! Kevin, now! 1151 01:11:34,515 --> 01:11:35,515 Ice cube time, boys! 1152 01:12:05,713 --> 01:12:06,796 Down, you rats. 1153 01:12:30,946 --> 01:12:32,113 Unreal. 1154 01:12:38,829 --> 01:12:40,580 Kevin! 1155 01:12:40,915 --> 01:12:41,915 Katie, over here! 1156 01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:43,500 Over here! 1157 01:12:44,710 --> 01:12:45,710 Yuhh. 1158 01:12:46,253 --> 01:12:47,253 They're melting. 1159 01:12:48,130 --> 01:12:50,548 Quick, introduce some electricity to the ice. 1160 01:12:50,549 --> 01:12:51,549 How? 1161 01:12:51,675 --> 01:12:53,343 Um, the clock! 1162 01:12:55,096 --> 01:12:56,096 Kevin. 1163 01:13:15,491 --> 01:13:16,783 Be careful. Don't let 'em touch each other. 1164 01:13:25,459 --> 01:13:26,459 Come on! 1165 01:13:27,628 --> 01:13:30,880 Ok, now, the positive charge has to be grounded to the ice. 1166 01:13:32,550 --> 01:13:34,092 The negative charge will be put into the-- 1167 01:13:34,885 --> 01:13:37,595 Or is it to the, uh-- it's, uh-- 1168 01:13:38,514 --> 01:13:40,265 The negative charge would then be-- 1169 01:13:40,266 --> 01:13:41,558 To close the circuit, the negative charge. 1170 01:13:41,851 --> 01:13:42,851 What?! 1171 01:13:43,018 --> 01:13:44,018 Just give me a second! 1172 01:13:44,478 --> 01:13:47,105 Okay, the water become ionated with positive electrons-- 1173 01:13:50,025 --> 01:13:51,484 Holy cow. Here. 1174 01:13:52,403 --> 01:13:53,486 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1175 01:14:02,163 --> 01:14:03,163 Hi. 1176 01:14:09,837 --> 01:14:12,172 Why isn't it working? Okay, again. Again. 1177 01:14:23,601 --> 01:14:24,601 Please. 1178 01:14:32,026 --> 01:14:34,319 Damn this thing. Come on. Work. Work. 1179 01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:36,779 Katie, hold on! 1180 01:14:37,114 --> 01:14:38,114 Damn it, come on! 1181 01:14:40,910 --> 01:14:41,910 No! 1182 01:14:52,505 --> 01:14:53,505 What's wrong with this thing? 1183 01:14:55,674 --> 01:14:56,674 Come on! 1184 01:14:56,759 --> 01:14:58,259 Uhh! 1185 01:15:07,561 --> 01:15:08,561 Please. 1186 01:15:10,564 --> 01:15:11,564 It's working. 1187 01:15:12,650 --> 01:15:13,650 Freeze! 1188 01:15:15,819 --> 01:15:16,819 Hold on, Katie. 1189 01:15:17,947 --> 01:15:18,947 Stand back. 1190 01:15:24,245 --> 01:15:25,245 Ha ha ha! 1191 01:15:28,290 --> 01:15:29,290 You're dust. 1192 01:15:37,675 --> 01:15:38,675 It's working. 1193 01:15:38,926 --> 01:15:40,093 It's working. It's great. 1194 01:15:40,594 --> 01:15:41,553 It is? 1195 01:15:41,554 --> 01:15:42,720 Katie, come on down. Katie. 1196 01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:55,650 Beautiful. 1197 01:15:56,986 --> 01:15:58,361 Yes. 1198 01:16:05,953 --> 01:16:07,453 It's working. It's working! 1199 01:16:36,609 --> 01:16:37,609 It's over. 1200 01:16:38,110 --> 01:16:40,194 Hey. You okay? 1201 01:16:40,613 --> 01:16:42,947 It's all right. It's over. It's okay. 1202 01:16:43,198 --> 01:16:44,157 It's okay. 1203 01:16:44,158 --> 01:16:45,158 Hi. 1204 01:16:45,659 --> 01:16:46,659 Oh. 1205 01:16:58,839 --> 01:17:00,465 Mmm-uhh! 1206 01:17:01,342 --> 01:17:02,300 Okay, let's go. 1207 01:17:02,301 --> 01:17:04,344 Come on. Move 'em. Move 'em. Move 'em. 1208 01:17:13,187 --> 01:17:14,604 1-3-9-9. 1209 01:17:14,980 --> 01:17:16,439 1300 Saturn. 1210 01:17:17,650 --> 01:17:18,650 What happened? 1211 01:17:18,734 --> 01:17:20,485 Some nut cases attacked the kids. 1212 01:17:20,486 --> 01:17:21,486 Murderers? 1213 01:17:22,071 --> 01:17:23,821 Maybe some escapees from the loony bin. 1214 01:17:24,073 --> 01:17:25,531 I bet it's people from that hospital. 1215 01:17:26,158 --> 01:17:28,409 I always said they keep crazy people up there. 1216 01:17:30,537 --> 01:17:31,788 This is all my fault. 1217 01:17:32,164 --> 01:17:33,164 No, it wasn't. 1218 01:17:34,249 --> 01:17:35,249 Yes, it was. 1219 01:17:36,710 --> 01:17:37,960 What can I say to make it better? 1220 01:17:39,254 --> 01:17:41,005 What do people say when they screw up? 1221 01:17:43,092 --> 01:17:44,092 I'm sorry. 1222 01:17:44,259 --> 01:17:46,636 Hey, what are friends for, huh? 1223 01:17:51,183 --> 01:17:53,142 Why do I feel a song coming on here? 1224 01:18:07,783 --> 01:18:09,325 Hey, isn't that Steve over there? 1225 01:18:10,577 --> 01:18:11,994 Thank God he's all right. 1226 01:18:19,086 --> 01:18:20,086 Uh-oh. 1227 01:18:33,058 --> 01:18:34,267 So who wants a ride to school? 1228 01:18:34,893 --> 01:18:35,935 I do. I do. 1229 01:18:36,437 --> 01:18:37,437 Where's Steve? 1230 01:18:40,441 --> 01:18:41,441 He's gone. 1231 01:18:41,942 --> 01:18:43,234 What do you mean gone? Where? 1232 01:18:50,701 --> 01:18:51,701 He left this note. 1233 01:18:56,957 --> 01:18:59,959 Amigos, I screwed up royally the other night 1234 01:19:00,335 --> 01:19:02,336 which is getting to be a habit with me. 1235 01:19:03,547 --> 01:19:05,047 I figure if I?m gonna change my ways, 1236 01:19:05,048 --> 01:19:06,174 I'd better change my life, 1237 01:19:06,842 --> 01:19:08,176 so I'm off to see the world. 1238 01:19:09,219 --> 01:19:10,219 Hey. Lucky world, huh? 1239 01:19:11,305 --> 01:19:13,055 Anyhow, you two take care. 1240 01:19:13,474 --> 01:19:15,641 And P.S., has any one ever told you two 1241 01:19:15,642 --> 01:19:17,018 you make an outrageous couple? 1242 01:19:18,312 --> 01:19:20,313 adios, Steve. 1243 01:19:22,191 --> 01:19:23,441 Man, I'm gonna miss that guy. 1244 01:19:25,110 --> 01:19:26,110 Yeah. Me, too. 1245 01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:42,960 Ride? 1246 01:19:52,095 --> 01:19:53,095 Shh. 1247 01:19:54,097 --> 01:19:55,556 I'm undercover. Shh. 1248 01:19:58,435 --> 01:19:59,435 Shh. 1249 01:20:10,989 --> 01:20:12,490 Suppose we drive until dark 1250 01:20:12,491 --> 01:20:15,868 and stop somewhere for a bite to eat. 1251 01:20:21,750 --> 01:20:25,378 I am a hungry man! 1252 01:20:36,390 --> 01:20:37,390 1253 01:20:52,739 --> 01:20:53,865 1254 01:20:54,283 --> 01:20:55,741 1255 01:20:56,702 --> 01:20:57,743 1256 01:20:58,495 --> 01:20:59,954 1257 01:21:00,581 --> 01:21:01,581 1258 01:21:01,832 --> 01:21:03,499 1259 01:21:04,418 --> 01:21:05,626 1260 01:21:05,961 --> 01:21:07,420 1261 01:21:08,547 --> 01:21:09,881 1262 01:21:10,465 --> 01:21:12,425 1263 01:21:12,426 --> 01:21:13,926 1264 01:21:13,927 --> 01:21:15,720 1265 01:21:16,430 --> 01:21:17,555 1266 01:21:18,223 --> 01:21:19,432 1267 01:21:20,183 --> 01:21:21,309 1268 01:21:21,643 --> 01:21:23,311 1269 01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:26,564 1270 01:21:27,524 --> 01:21:28,524 1271 01:21:29,359 --> 01:21:30,651 1272 01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:32,361 1273 01:21:40,495 --> 01:21:42,288 1274 01:21:42,748 --> 01:21:44,206 1275 01:21:45,083 --> 01:21:48,127 1276 01:21:49,004 --> 01:21:50,129 1277 01:21:50,547 --> 01:21:51,964 1278 01:21:52,883 --> 01:21:55,885 till the mornin' light 1279 01:21:56,970 --> 01:21:58,137 1280 01:21:58,805 --> 01:22:00,139 1281 01:22:00,849 --> 01:22:02,016 1282 01:22:02,309 --> 01:22:04,143 1283 01:22:04,603 --> 01:22:05,853 1284 01:22:06,647 --> 01:22:07,855 1285 01:22:08,690 --> 01:22:09,690 1286 01:22:10,067 --> 01:22:11,776 1287 01:22:13,946 --> 01:22:14,946 1288 01:22:15,948 --> 01:22:16,948 1289 01:22:17,866 --> 01:22:18,866 1290 01:22:19,826 --> 01:22:20,868 1291 01:24:42,344 --> 01:24:43,761 Good night. 1292 01:24:46,305 --> 01:24:52,214 Please rate this subtitle at %url% Help other users to choose the best subtitles