1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:03,127 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:05,296 [Trent] Thanks for coming. How have you been? 3 00:00:05,297 --> 00:00:07,340 [Sharon] Good. Happy to be here. 4 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,801 - [Trent] Great. Ready to get started? - [Sharon] Yes. 5 00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:13,346 They are listening Through the Laces with Trent Crimm 6 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:17,808 Brought to you by our friends at Grady Locks: hair care for silver fox. 7 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:21,062 Use the code “Trenty-twenty” to get 20% off your first order. 8 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:24,398 Yes, yes, yes. I'm here with Dr. Sharon Fieldstone, 9 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:27,610 sports psychology teacher at Loughborough University. 10 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,695 And he's here to talk about his new book, 11 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:33,658 Unlocking the I in Team: The Psychology Behind Team Building. 12 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:35,701 - Dr. Fieldstone. - Mr. Crimm. 13 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,746 [laughs] Sharon, what a pleasure to have you here. 14 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:42,291 I would like to start with a phrase that you come back several times in your book: 15 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:44,294 "The locker room loses, the team loses." 16 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:48,005 In fact, I use that same phrase. In my book, The Richmond Way, 17 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,508 now available in paperback edition. 18 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,260 - I haven't read your book. - Alright. 19 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:54,428 - I'll send you home with a signed copy. - [series] 20 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:57,723 In short: «Lose the locker room, the team loses. 21 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,350 Could you explain a little more to us, please? 22 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:02,979 Successful teams are happy teams, and happy teams have coaches 23 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:06,816 that establish a culture of communication and trust. 24 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:07,942 [indistinct murmurs] 25 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:10,361 [Sharon] Most of that work It happens in the locker room. 26 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:13,114 - [murmurs continue] - What do you think is happening in there? 27 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:15,032 They are probably taking a bath and dressing. 28 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,868 Aha. Yes. No, it's true. 29 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:18,536 I have to say it, Coach, 30 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:20,454 I don't like not being able to enter to a women's locker room 31 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:21,581 when I feel like it. 32 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,499 and that's something that you shouldn't say out loud again. 33 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,084 Yes, I felt it just a second later 34 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,961 hearing the word "women" shoot out of my mouth. 35 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:28,462 Phew. That sounded worse than the above. 36 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:29,922 - Yes friend. - I just want to say that 37 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,716 I could enter before to any part of this building. 38 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:34,343 And I don't love to feel that now I am invading the female parts. 39 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,429 What the hell is happening to me? 40 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,889 - Are you okay, Coach? - Don't know. 41 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,432 - [door opens] - Oh, thank God. 42 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:43,311 Sorry, hey, Boots wanted to take a shower right away. to remove the blood from your hands, 43 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:45,272 and then it took forever to air dry. 44 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:46,857 Hmm. 45 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:53,988 Hey, hey, hey! Congratulations on the victory! 46 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:55,865 [they all cheer] 47 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:59,869 Very good. This means that we continue undefeated after four games. 48 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:02,663 - With only two victories. - And two draws against inferior teams. 49 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,040 Yes, but undefeated are undefeated. 50 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,125 I appreciate that aspect though. of your personality. 51 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,919 But, uh... great defense today. 52 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,213 A round of applause for Lizzie and the twins for helping Boots 53 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:13,217 - to get his first clean sheet of the season. - [cheers] 54 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,136 [cheering stops] 55 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,971 And, hey, hey, how about Gemma 56 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,808 - and that deadly headbutt to win, eh? - [celebratory shouts] 57 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:27,271 Come on, Gemma. Come on, Gemma. Come on, Gemma. 58 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,941 Sorry, I'm a little deaf since I went to the Eras Tour 59 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:32,026 and I sat next to a group from overzealous fathers of little girls. 60 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:34,029 - Come on. A round of applause for Gemma. - [cheers] 61 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,906 Yes, let's make their heads swell even more. 62 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:39,617 And how about our, uh, midfielders? 63 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:41,536 Giving it all out there, yeah? 64 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:43,038 [scattered applause] 65 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,751 Hey, well, hey, Thank you all for your effort. 66 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:52,046 And we will see each one Monday fun. 67 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,549 - Brilliant. - [cheers] 68 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:58,594 [Ted groans] 69 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,055 - Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. - [door closes] 70 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:03,266 - [chair creaks] - Why do you keep doing that? 71 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,059 Well. Look, I don't know what's going on in there, 72 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,602 - but it's a problem. - It's a big problem. 73 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,312 - They are little groups. - Hmm? 74 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:11,107 - Did you never have groups on the men's team? - Not really. 75 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,693 - No, we had factions. - Gangs, maybe. 76 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,278 Yes, that's the same. Those are little groups. 77 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:17,071 - Oh ok. Alright. - Hmm. Aha. 78 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:19,115 And how do you think they are divided these little groups? 79 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:21,617 Well, it seems to me that right now It is for attackers, defenders 80 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,703 and midfielders, but that can change out of nowhere. 81 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:26,622 It makes sense. The attackers believe that the defenders They are cautious and uncreative. 82 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:29,625 And the defenders believe that the attackers They are opportunistic and poorly disciplined. 83 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,044 Meanwhile, the midfielders are the complacent ones caught in the middle. 84 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,588 - Exact. - Well, wait, slow down. 85 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:34,964 Explain that to me again, please. 86 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,300 I will explain it to you with one of those comics that you like so much. 87 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:39,218 - Oh. - So the three little groups 88 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,804 They are like the three main characters from Harry Potter. 89 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:44,015 - Oh. - Ugh. Coach already knows it, 90 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:46,058 but Harry Potter is one of my blind spots. 91 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,226 Dude, don't you know Harry Potter? 92 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,562 My little son got hooked on Percy Jackson and we never look back. 93 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,899 No problem. I translate. Keep up your wizardry. 94 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:56,360 So the attackers are like the character Harry Potter. 95 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,737 Which is like Ferris Bueller. 96 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:00,740 Because they create exciting moments, but sometimes they can be a little selfish? 97 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,825 - Boom! - Your defenders are like Ron Weasley. 98 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,285 - Hmm. - Which is totally Cameron Frye. 99 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:07,663 Because they are protective and loyal, but They also tend to be anxious and avoid risks. 100 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,790 And then the midfielders They're like Hermione Granger. 101 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,042 The great Sloane Peterson. 102 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:13,961 Because they are logical and seek balance, and despite his discreet leadership, 103 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:15,755 sometimes you can feel that history It doesn't give them the place they deserve. 104 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,672 Well, understood. Marvelous. 105 00:04:17,673 --> 00:04:19,258 Oh hey, just out of curiosity, 106 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,386 between the three, Who do you think the attacker is? 107 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,890 Aha. And who is the defender? 108 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,186 And who is a midfielder? 109 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,688 Interesting. Good. Alright. So this is fine. 110 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,357 We don't have a problem. We only have small groups. 111 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:36,485 - Yes, but... - The little groups are a problem. 112 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,612 Hmm. 113 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,824 [opening music plays] 114 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,471 [murmurs] 115 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:08,683 It's good that we came. 116 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:11,435 - Hmm. - It's quite inspiring, isn't it? 117 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,896 - Yes, barely 2,000 pounds per head... - Yes. 118 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,273 ...to have lunch with the same people 119 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:17,400 with which you would never choose spend time voluntarily. 120 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:18,985 - Good afternoon. - [snorts] 121 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:24,156 It's a real pleasure introduce our keynote speaker. 122 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:27,159 She is managing partner of Scorpio Sports, 123 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,454 one of the first large funds investing exclusively 124 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,164 in women's professional sports. 125 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,959 Plus, she's a dear friend of mine. 126 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,337 Ladies and gentlemen, Zelda Southport. 127 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:47,346 Thank you. Thank you very much, Hugo. Thank you. 128 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:51,184 You know, it's a shame that the consequences of patriarchy 129 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:52,978 have stopped men from using suntan lotion. 130 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:56,230 Oh. In this light everyone looks like ghosts. 131 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:57,733 [laughs] 132 00:05:58,650 --> 00:05:59,860 [screech] 133 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,571 Not you, Hugo. You just look dead. 134 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:09,328 Ah, hello, very important people. 135 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:14,457 Your money keeps you afloat women's football in England. Bravo. 136 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:16,083 [cheers] 137 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:18,295 Bravo. Bravo. But... 138 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:25,134 I wonder what would happen if They really cared about women's football, 139 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:29,889 beyond the good press and some occasional reputation washing, you know? 140 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:34,227 Oh, Hugo, Hugo, by the way, How is the corruption case going? 141 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:35,811 - [guest murmurs] - Huh? 142 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:39,482 Yes, I hope those idiots at Interpol 143 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:42,151 get off your pedestal, don't you? 144 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,361 [guests murmur] 145 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:45,029 [Keeley laughs] 146 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:48,032 But back to you, pale, chinless wonders. 147 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:53,829 I just wonder what it would be like if they really went to the women's games. 148 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,957 - [Keeley] Uh-huh. - If you knew their names, 149 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:59,293 and yes, not just the ones with the pretty little blondes, 150 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:06,217 but if they put their damn heart where they now have their false solidarity. 151 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:07,760 [an assistant snorts] 152 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:11,180 Well, if you are interested What I have to say, I'll be at the bar. 153 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:15,476 But if you're not interested, could you Order your drinks at the table? 154 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:17,855 It's just that I hate waiting in line. 155 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,233 See you. 156 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,903 - Uhh! Yeah! -Ooh. 157 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,033 We will take an early break for lunch. 158 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:33,703 - Come on. - Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? 159 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,872 We have to talk to her. The goal of being here 160 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:37,999 is talking to people who have already done what we are trying to do. 161 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,836 Good. I've already spent too much time with rich and angry women. 162 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:44,088 - I mean, I used to be one. - Rebecca, please. 163 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:47,758 - [sighs] - Please, please, please, please. 164 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:48,927 - Alright. Yes. Good. - Come on. 165 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,263 [clears throat] Excuse me. 166 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:53,723 - Now. Ooh. - Yes. 167 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:57,476 Mrs. Southport, hello. Hey, this is Rebecca Welton. 168 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:00,062 -She owns AFC Richmond Women's. - Hello. 169 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:02,190 And I'm Keeley Jones, Director of Marketing. 170 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:03,941 We loved his speech. 171 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,652 - [laughs] Oh, thank you. - [Rebecca] Yes. 172 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:09,698 Yes, I remember reading about your divorce and thinking: 173 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:13,910 «That woman's ex "It's almost as screwed up as mine." 174 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:15,745 - [laughs] Well... - Uh-huh. 175 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:18,247 ...we don't have to define ourselves by our exes. 176 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:22,251 It doesn't bother me that they define me by mine, because I invented the banana clip. 177 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:23,419 [gasps] 178 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:27,298 And my ex from then, much more business savvy, 179 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:30,676 He patented it in his name, 180 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:31,887 he divorced me, 181 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:34,055 and then he made millions. 182 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:37,642 That made me very angry, so I invented the claw clamp. 183 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:39,310 - [gasps] Oh. - Yes. Do you have a claw? 184 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:40,686 - Yes. Right here. - It has a claw. 185 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,687 - [Keeley] Yes. - Everyone has a claw. 186 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,857 And now no one gives a damn the banana clip, right? 187 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,609 - [Keeley] No. - No. 188 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:50,280 So never underestimate the power of anger as fuel. 189 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,449 - Yeah? -Ooh. 190 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,326 [sighs] Hmm. 191 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:56,911 So I guess you want my advice 192 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:59,664 - about your women's team, right? - Yes. 193 00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:01,541 Let me know if you want arrange a meeting. 194 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,501 Clear. What are you going to do right after this? 195 00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:05,795 Calm down, tigress. Hey, I'll have my office call them. 196 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:08,589 - Yes. - Very good, sounds good. 197 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,216 Alright. 198 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,927 Hugo, you really look terrible. 199 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,805 - Do you think I would sign my clamp? - Maybe. 200 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,473 Now when I think of little groups, 201 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:20,893 I think of teenagers and not in professional athletes. 202 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:24,730 Well, in my experience, professional athletes and teenagers 203 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,899 Sometimes they can behave in a very similar way, 204 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:30,778 but the groups are just a way to find a community in a stressful environment. 205 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:31,988 [Ted] Just look. 206 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:34,282 They're all playing pretty well together, if you ask me. 207 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:35,701 - Uh-huh. - Hmm. 208 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,410 [blows whistle] 209 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:39,537 Alright girls, five minute water break. Come on. 210 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:41,414 [murmurs] 211 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:44,960 See? Sometimes you have to let these things they heal themselves. 212 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:47,503 As Rachel Carson said: 213 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,506 «There is something infinitely healing in the repeated refrains of nature. 214 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,967 Exact. Nature should heal itself. 215 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:55,428 Like when a worm loses its tail and it simply grows another one. 216 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:56,554 - That's how it is. - Uh-huh. 217 00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:59,265 - But isn't a worm all tail? - Ooh, good question. 218 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,059 Yes, soccer players are not worms. 219 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:09,901 [sighs] 220 00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:12,320 And we met this amazing woman, Zelda Southport. 221 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,488 Finances a lot of women's teams all over the world. 222 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:16,115 It has two soccer teams in Europe, 223 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,995 one of the WNBA, a professional ice hockey and rugby team. 224 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:25,082 And he's financing the West End season. of a female version of Glengarry Glen Ross. 225 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,251 Yes, he has to beat David Mamet in a fight for rights, 226 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,962 but I totally trust that she... 227 00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:31,131 What? 228 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,675 Nothing. It's just... 229 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:36,678 I fucking love it when you get excited. 230 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,848 Yes, I'm excited. 231 00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:42,226 Has enough time passed already? 232 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,230 Can I ask? 233 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,525 Keeley, I heard you met Zelda Southport herself. 234 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:54,445 Did you know he had a post-punk band in the early 80s called Seizure? 235 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:57,908 A bit derived from The Slits, but they had very catchy songs. 236 00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:02,870 You know that Deliveroo ad with the sausage dog behind the motorcycle? 237 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:06,332 ♪ I'm coming to you fast, very fast Wow, wow ♪ 238 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,668 That's a Seizure song. 239 00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:20,972 - Sorry, did I interrupt something? - Roy wants us to try again. 240 00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:22,599 Try what? 241 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:26,269 Ah-ah! I'm going now. 242 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:27,854 No, no, stay. 243 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,606 - I don't think you're ready. - What the fuck do you mean I'm not ready? 244 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,817 I mean, how many women have you released in the last three years? 245 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:34,235 With none. 246 00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:35,736 Haven't you slept with anyone in three years? 247 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,406 Oh, I've slept with a lot. I thought you said "exited." 248 00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:40,825 - I don't mind leaving. - No, it's okay. 249 00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:43,578 - Why haven't you gone out with any other women? - Because I love you. 250 00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:45,455 Yes, for now. 251 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,833 - What is that supposed to mean? - You have slept with all those women, 252 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,710 but you've never really committed yourself to know them. 253 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:53,254 Let's really see who they are or let them see who you are. 254 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,882 No, instead you have put me on this damn pedestal. 255 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,509 And it is very high, friend, and my heart is afraid of heights. 256 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:01,053 - I'm going to leave you alone. - You're not going anywhere. 257 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,432 Well then what, do you want me to go to a lot of real dates 258 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:07,644 - with women other than you? - I want you to be safe. 259 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:11,355 - Good, perfect. How many appointments? - The number is not the point, Roy. 260 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,107 - Five dates? - Five could work. They could be more. 261 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,734 - Twenty dates? - Ooh, that's too many dates. 262 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,152 - Then ten. - Ten is a good number. 263 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,236 Very good. There will be ten. 264 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,905 - Higgins, you keep score. - I don't want to do that. 265 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,698 - Alright. - It doesn't bother us. 266 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,742 Go and have fun on all those dates, yeah? 267 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,118 I will do that. 268 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,872 And you be careful up there on your pedestal. 269 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:28,874 I promise. 270 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,629 I should call my wife. 271 00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,673 So on The Richmond Way, 272 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,675 which you haven't read, which is fine, 273 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,802 although they tell me that it reads quickly, 274 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:45,848 I'm talking about the unexpected union of the team that arises from movie nights. 275 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:48,184 Yes, but movie nights They're not very social, right? 276 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:50,937 You sit next to your partner, you don't speak 277 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,314 If someone speaks, another person tells them to shut up. 278 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:57,027 One of the many reasons why I prefer watch movies on phone. 279 00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:01,280 With the little groups, The idea is to create a space 280 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,909 where the different factions can interact. 281 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,036 - Hey, Coach. - Hmm? 282 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,622 Don't forget that this week we will know Who we play against in the FA Cup. 283 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,250 Yes, okay, but first we have We have to put an end to these little groups, eh? 284 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,501 What do they do in the movies? 285 00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:16,003 In Mean Girls, Regina George is hit by a bus. 286 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,047 A two-story one would kill someone. Passed. 287 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,466 In Heathers, Veronica murders all the Heathers. 288 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,844 I also pass. What happens in Lost Boys? 289 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:26,264 In Lost Boys, the little group of vampires It comes apart with stakes in the heart. 290 00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:27,682 Yes. But I tell you something, 291 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:30,268 lack of adult supervision In that movie he is the true antagonist. 292 00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:33,437 - Amen. - We don't have a bad girl or a Heather 293 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:36,399 not even a vampire hottie with a dangling earring 294 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,150 - on our team. - I love the pendants. 295 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,444 I have been suffering a lot from FOBOLR lately... 296 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,154 "Fear of being outside the locker room." Good. 297 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,199 ...so much so that I forgot the two quickest ways to unite a group of people: 298 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,159 a common enemy or a common goal. 299 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,829 Or better yet, one of each. 300 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,832 It's happening. I'm relaunching the pub quiz. 301 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,668 Relaunch it? Why did you cancel it the first time? 302 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,296 It turns out that all the answer sheets that I downloaded were wrong. 303 00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,173 - Each and every question. - Hmm. 304 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,091 I got into a bit of legal trouble. 305 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:06,053 But now that the confidentiality agreement has expired, we're back. 306 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,847 It's my time to shine, baby. 307 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,683 Mae, this guy here He's a pub quiz genius. 308 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,435 The best in the business. Without exaggeration. 309 00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:14,353 Has won trivia nights all over the world. 310 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,981 Wow. All over the world? 311 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,775 - How many continents are there, Mae? - Oh. Are they still 29? 312 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,111 [everyone laughs] 313 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,239 All three are prohibited from contest nights until further notice. 314 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,116 - Oh, hell. - Oh. [moans] 315 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:30,369 Now I can only go to one of the another thousand contest nights in this city. 316 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,998 - [laughs] - What are you laughing at, Coach? 317 00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:35,541 It's going to be a massacre. 318 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,753 ["Be Happy" plays] 319 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:42,049 - Thanks for a nice night. - Would you like a drink at my house? 320 00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:46,845 Hey, I have training in the morning, so... 321 00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:48,804 Welcome to Bones and Honey. 322 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,641 London's oldest private club. 323 00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:55,896 Won't it go? 324 00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:57,898 No. 325 00:14:58,815 --> 00:14:59,983 Well then... 326 00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,779 - Good night. - Good night, then. 327 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,453 [music continues] 328 00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:24,800 - [sighs] - Roy? 329 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:29,011 - Oh, Greta? Nice to meet you. - Wow. 330 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:32,473 - How are you? - Wow. It's really you. 331 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:35,393 - [laughs] - Yes, sit down. 332 00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:37,103 I hope you haven't waited too long. 333 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,397 No not at all. 334 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,067 Back so soon. 335 00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:45,111 What can I serve you? 336 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,821 Hey, a gin and tonic would be great. 337 00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:50,074 - Perfect. - And let me guess, espresso martini? 338 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,450 Yes please. 339 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:55,037 I will add it to your account, that you didn't close. 340 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,665 Thank you. 341 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,251 - Mischievous. - [laughs] 342 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:08,050 - Are you looking for someone? - Oh, yes. 343 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,888 - I agreed to meet Roy Kent. - Hmm. [laughs] 344 00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:14,016 - Give me a second. - Alright. 345 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,476 Hello. Sorry to interrupt, 346 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,855 but you have someone waiting for you at the end of the bar. 347 00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:26,612 Oh. 348 00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:33,327 Sorry. She's a, uh, friend of mine that she is bad with the time. 349 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:39,583 In other words, did you arrive early to have a drink because Are you going out with both of them on the same night? 350 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,920 - Yes. - [clucks his tongue] Great. 351 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,798 - I'm going now. Hmm. - Understood. 352 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,177 [Greta snorts] 353 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:07,777 [exhales forcefully] 354 00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:10,030 Wow. Three dates in one night. 355 00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,741 It's not the record, but it's pretty good. 356 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:16,452 Wait. Are you saying that those last two Do they count as complete appointments? 357 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,703 You bought the girl a drink, 358 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:22,083 and you and the other had some way of gestural intercourse, I suppose. 359 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:25,587 - So yes. The martini is on me. - Thank you. 360 00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:46,984 Gemma Jay promotional sweatshirts. 361 00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:50,069 Authorized. 362 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,821 - Oh, great. Thank you. - Uh-huh. 363 00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:53,447 Yes it's becoming fast one of the fan favorites. 364 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,701 Ooh, also, when should we schedule a meeting with Zelda? 365 00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,872 About that... [clucks his tongue] ...eh... 366 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:06,460 I'm not entirely sure that be the right person for us. 367 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:09,547 That? You have access to, like, a quarter of a billion dollars 368 00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,883 and speaks without a filter. How can it not fit? 369 00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:15,595 Well, I admit that He is very successful in what he does, 370 00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:19,140 But Zelda Southport It's not even his real name. 371 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,892 - It's Carol Dring. - And? 372 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:23,269 It's probably his stage name from his punk days or something. 373 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:26,522 Well, speaking of which, did you know that at the time she was arrested 374 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,192 for threatening the owner of a club with a couple of butter knives? 375 00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:32,737 No, but you and me we have things from our past 376 00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:35,281 by which many people could judge us without knowing the full context. 377 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,574 - Oh... - I'm confused. 378 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,159 What... what are you trying to say? 379 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:42,580 I'm just saying we can't be naive and start doing business with anyone we know. 380 00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:43,957 I'm not being naive. 381 00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,083 Oh, I didn't mean you. 382 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:49,420 - I just want to say that we have to... - You know what? Alright. No problem. 383 00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:52,758 I have to call Derek and make Order those new sweatshirts as soon as possible. 384 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:54,551 Alright. 385 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,932 - [door closes] - [sighs] 386 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,101 Well done. 387 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:06,312 [Trent] So what's up? If the little groups don't break up? 388 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:09,565 [Sharon] Well, resentment festers, a fight breaks out, 389 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:10,859 a team can fall apart. 390 00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:14,237 - I should go in there. - No, you definitely shouldn't. 391 00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:15,613 Well, where is Coach? 392 00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,532 Don't know. I don't have an Alice tracker. 393 00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:19,700 - [the players argue] - I mean, come on, man. 394 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,202 What if there's an intruder in there? 395 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,788 So 22 professional athletes They will knock him down. 396 00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:26,583 - [player screams] Get off me, damn it! - Okay, let's go. 397 00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:28,585 [discussion continues] 398 00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:38,679 [Ted] Very good. Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Are they all okay? 399 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,764 I asked if everyone is safe. 400 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,684 - Yes of course. - [Ted] Good. 401 00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:46,686 - [player] God. - [Ted] Are they all decent? 402 00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:49,605 - Do you mean with clothes? - Yes, I mean, aren't they naked? 403 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:50,857 Yes, we are all decent. 404 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,942 Good, perfect. Now I'm going to take this off, okay? 405 00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,610 - Yes. - Well, here it goes. 406 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,279 Good. Alright. Oh, hello. 407 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,407 Hey what the hell is happening here, huh? 408 00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,576 They sound like a lot of fathers of girls who are too intense 409 00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:02,994 fighting over friendship bracelets. 410 00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:04,370 - I'll tell you what happened. - Please. 411 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,788 Niamh's disgusting socks 412 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,123 - they were in my area. - Your area? 413 00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:11,043 - [they all argue] - Hey! Hey! It's not about the socks. 414 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:14,881 - Good. So what is it about? - Well, it's because Gemma is still angry. 415 00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:16,674 because Siobhan didn't want to change the shirt number with it, 416 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,843 - like a fucking psychopath. - Like a psychopath. 417 00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:20,970 - Four is my lucky number. - Here's your four. 418 00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:22,263 - Hmm. - Damn idiot. 419 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,973 Oh my God. Are you kidding me? 420 00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:28,352 Hey, Coach, we didn't do anything. and they started attacking us. 421 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,771 - [they all argue] - They are super defensive. 422 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:31,939 - I understand. Good. - We are only left 423 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,232 Caught in the middle of this shit. 424 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,984 Which is exactly why Mady I shouldn't have to deal 425 00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:36,945 - with Niamh's disgusting socks. - [they all argue] 426 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,447 - [groans] - [Lizzie] Oh my God! 427 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,282 We are all feeling Very intense emotions right now. 428 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,117 - That's clear. - Go to hell, Lizzie. 429 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:44,785 We're not one of your damn daughters. 430 00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,579 - Ooh! - [whistle] 431 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,497 Oh, I know not, darling. 432 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,791 Because if you were one of my daughters, 433 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:54,420 I would spank you so damn hard 434 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,005 that would leave your butt part aside. 435 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,798 - How about that? - [celebratory shouts] 436 00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:01,427 Well, well. That's enough. Hey, hey, hey, hey, enough is enough. 437 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:04,931 Alright? Let's change the way how we do things here from now on, 438 00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:07,183 because the fun is over. 439 00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:09,477 Yeah? Tomorrow's training is cancelled. 440 00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,062 - That? You can't do that. - That's how it is. 441 00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:13,022 If I can. I'm the coach and I just did it. 442 00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:17,527 Ready, yes? Instead, let's all go to a pub for a trivia night. 443 00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:18,986 - Understood? That's how it is. - [everyone exclaims] 444 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:20,738 And guess what: it's mandatory 445 00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:22,657 and you are not going to choose which team they are on. 446 00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,742 - [everyone moans] - That's my job. 447 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:25,952 [whimpers] 448 00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:27,828 Yes. Shut up. I don't want to hear them. 449 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:29,539 That's what's going to happen, okay? 450 00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:33,251 So tonight each and every You will receive an invitation from Partiful, 451 00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:34,335 or maybe before, 452 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,963 If anyone teaches me how do that kind of thing on my phone, 453 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:39,841 because I don't know how to download apps in this damn country. 454 00:21:39,842 --> 00:21:41,133 Was it clear? 455 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,094 [all] Yes. 456 00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:44,720 - Good. - What do you think you're doing? 457 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,055 Ah, I can explain it... 458 00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:48,015 It was his idea. I didn't want to have anything to do with it... 459 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,433 I leave you alone for two minutes. 460 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:51,644 - I said: "We should wait for Alice"... - I made sure they were all decent... 461 00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:52,895 - ...like John Wayne... - [commands silence] 462 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,730 - In his defense, there were screams... - I don't want to hear it. 463 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:57,191 - [Boots] Are we having a team meeting? - Oh, no, don't turn around. 464 00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:59,068 - [Ted] What? - Don't turn around. 465 00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:01,904 Get out. If you turn around, I'll fucking kill you. 466 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,739 - I will do that. I'm serious. I... - Are we in trouble? 467 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:06,409 Get out. Don't turn around. Not even When you're in there, turn around. 468 00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:08,453 - Boots! - [the players cheer and shout] 469 00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:14,417 ["Hideaway" plays] 470 00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:15,752 Shall we order another round? 471 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,337 No. 472 00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:22,175 The woman I want to be with He told me that I had to go out with ten women, 473 00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:24,218 and that's the only reason why I'm on a date with you. 474 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:26,012 You are charming, 475 00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:29,433 and I have really enjoyed knowing your history with sleep apnea. 476 00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:32,351 And if the circumstances were different, 477 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:35,438 I would like to order another round and take you home, 478 00:22:35,439 --> 00:22:36,857 CPAP machine and everything. 479 00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:39,984 I know this makes me an idiot. 480 00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:41,361 And I'm sorry. 481 00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:47,200 I want a medium hamburger, and a good bottle of wine. 482 00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:49,369 Sure, I'll order it at the bar. 483 00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,334 [sighs] 484 00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:58,921 Well, five dates in two days. 485 00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:02,423 Speed ​​is not considered a virtue in dating. 486 00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:05,051 Yes that's fine. Calm down. There have only been four. 487 00:23:05,052 --> 00:23:06,553 This account. 488 00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:09,555 Oh. 489 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:10,848 [music fades] 490 00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,100 [rock music plays] 491 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,856 - Good luck tonight. - I don't need it. [sighs] 492 00:23:20,192 --> 00:23:23,194 Good. Terri, Evellyn, Paris, Margy. 493 00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:25,905 I know they're not exactly the brightest, but I believe in you. 494 00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:27,783 - Gemma, shut the fuck up. - [Terri, Evellyn] Wow. 495 00:23:28,951 --> 00:23:30,953 - Do you have the contest sheets? Brilliant. - [customer] Yes, here they are. 496 00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:39,795 What a surprise: the attackers thinking only of themselves. 497 00:23:40,921 --> 00:23:42,547 I guess we'll look for our own beers. 498 00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:44,215 - [Shannon] Hmm. - Very good. 499 00:23:44,216 --> 00:23:47,219 - Do you want one, goalie? - No, thank you, I don't drink. 500 00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:53,182 I once fainted on a train, I woke up in Chelmsford, 501 00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:55,101 I ended up working in a castle for three months. 502 00:23:55,102 --> 00:23:58,688 - Is that why you don't drink? - That? I'm just telling a story. 503 00:23:58,689 --> 00:24:00,773 - [laughs] - What? 504 00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:02,358 Okay, team name. 505 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,277 - Ah, I give in. - Whatever comes to mind. 506 00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:07,113 So, Coach, are you going to hold back? the full force of your talent tonight? 507 00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:08,782 Let others have a chance? [laughs] 508 00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:12,910 Sorry. Silly question. 509 00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:14,371 - Health, health. - Hmm, cheers. 510 00:24:14,997 --> 00:24:16,330 - Health. - Health. 511 00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:17,665 - Come on, say something different... - Well, 512 00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:18,958 Vote for your favorite team name. 513 00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:21,127 - We have "Ice Cream Pants." - Yes. 514 00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:23,504 - «Truss problems». - «Truss problems». Yes. 515 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,381 We have "Kate Middleton's Double." 516 00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:26,966 - [Mady] Mmm. - Hmm. 517 00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:28,301 They are all damn cowards. 518 00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:30,888 - Did they know? - Finally we have «Wagapapa». 519 00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:36,017 - Aren't you going to vote for yours? No? - It sounded stupid when you said it. 520 00:24:36,018 --> 00:24:38,394 Brilliant. Well then I made one up, damn it. 521 00:24:38,395 --> 00:24:39,646 [bell rings] 522 00:24:40,606 --> 00:24:42,690 [Mae] Good! 523 00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:48,321 Welcome to the relaunch of the Crown and Anchor contest. 524 00:24:48,322 --> 00:24:50,282 [everyone cheers] 525 00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:57,496 There will be five rounds, ten questions per round. 526 00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:00,209 The first round category is... 527 00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:02,793 general culture. 528 00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:05,923 - That's not a category. - You are not a category. 529 00:25:06,590 --> 00:25:11,595 Question one: What is the smallest country in the world? 530 00:25:12,471 --> 00:25:13,554 - That's... - [they order silence] 531 00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:14,639 [quietly] That's the... 532 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,183 [whispers] 533 00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:20,895 - Well, eh, let's think... - Vatican City. 534 00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:22,396 - It's not necessary. - Oh, yes. 535 00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:28,027 Question two: Lewis Carroll wrote this poem in meaningless language, 536 00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:31,948 about him... [in a deep voice] ...murder of a monster. 537 00:25:31,949 --> 00:25:33,533 - Hey, then... - Jabberwocky. 538 00:25:33,534 --> 00:25:35,117 - Don't even bother. - How do you write? 539 00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:38,496 J-A-B... Do I do it? 540 00:25:38,497 --> 00:25:39,872 - What the fuck? - [Coach Beard] It's faster. 541 00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:42,291 Sometimes you have to ride the horse in the direction you are looking. 542 00:25:42,292 --> 00:25:45,086 In this case, the horse He is a genius at something very specific, 543 00:25:45,087 --> 00:25:47,088 and we're hanging on to their success, you know? 544 00:25:47,089 --> 00:25:49,090 Speaking of which, Did you have the Beach Boys here? 545 00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:50,425 That? 546 00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:54,471 [knock on the door] 547 00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:56,306 Go ahead. 548 00:25:58,684 --> 00:25:59,685 Hello. 549 00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:01,894 Hello. 550 00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:03,188 Can we talk? 551 00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:07,025 - Always. - Not here. 552 00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:10,904 ["No Hard Feelings" plays] 553 00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:36,054 And after three rounds, We have a three-way tie for second place. 554 00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:40,308 -If I Were A Richmond. - [laughs] Cheers. 555 00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:42,561 - There Will Be Brians. - Come on! 556 00:26:44,354 --> 00:26:47,231 And We Can't Think Of A Name. 557 00:26:47,232 --> 00:26:48,649 - Come on, tell them. - Best friendship. Boom. 558 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:51,360 [Mae] Each one with 22 points. 559 00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:52,445 Oh. 560 00:26:52,446 --> 00:26:54,739 [Mae] But with a strong advantage, 561 00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:56,742 and a perfect score of 30, 562 00:26:57,701 --> 00:26:59,577 - Flying Coach. - [Ted screams with joy] 563 00:26:59,578 --> 00:27:01,746 - It can't be. - Of course. 564 00:27:01,747 --> 00:27:03,790 - Oh. What a surprise. - Classic. 565 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:09,046 Now it's time to fill the void and empty the full. 566 00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:11,297 See you in five. 567 00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:13,508 I go to the bathroom. 568 00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:15,635 - Oh. - You know what I mean. 569 00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:18,554 Let me know if I can bring you something while I'm there. 570 00:27:18,555 --> 00:27:20,682 - [laughs] - Oh. Disgusting. 571 00:27:22,643 --> 00:27:23,726 Excuse me. 572 00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:26,312 ♪ All I do is win, win, win Whatever happens ♪ 573 00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:29,232 ♪ I have the money in my head I never have enough ♪ 574 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:31,442 ♪ And every time I enter the building ♪ 575 00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:33,695 ♪ Everyone... ♪ 576 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:44,872 [everyone cheers] 577 00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:46,874 - Refreshment for you. - Thank you. 578 00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,751 - Alright. - Sláinte. 579 00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:50,671 - Health. - Health. 580 00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:54,549 But it's not just the sweater pattern because look, if you look here, 581 00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:57,927 - his right hand is literally blurred. - [Gabrielle speaks French] 582 00:27:57,928 --> 00:28:00,221 And if it's not a double, but a clone? 583 00:28:00,222 --> 00:28:02,473 [laughs] Or a secret twin! 584 00:28:02,474 --> 00:28:04,600 Ah, that's like The Parent Trap, right? It's like... 585 00:28:04,601 --> 00:28:06,936 - I love that damn movie! - Oh! 586 00:28:06,937 --> 00:28:11,190 Let's toast to the amazing knowledge of Paris about Russian literature. 587 00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:13,818 [speaks Russian] - [everyone cheers] 588 00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:14,862 Let's go. 589 00:28:15,529 --> 00:28:17,989 [client] Hey, hey, hey. 590 00:28:17,990 --> 00:28:20,449 We know who they are. They are a lot of footballers. 591 00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:24,078 - Well, female soccer players. - [laughs] 592 00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:27,248 - What's the difference? - His speed, his resistance... 593 00:28:27,249 --> 00:28:28,833 - The quality of the game. Hey... - Her tits. 594 00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:30,334 [laughs] 595 00:28:30,335 --> 00:28:32,295 It's okay. I don't think my tits and me 596 00:28:32,296 --> 00:28:35,966 we will like your speed, resistance nor quality either. 597 00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:38,426 - [the players laugh and shout] - [Lizzie] Here, you moron! 598 00:28:38,427 --> 00:28:39,552 Shut your mouth. 599 00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:42,306 - I'm going to go spank you. - Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? 600 00:28:43,182 --> 00:28:45,516 So last night I saw that Ferris Bueller movie. 601 00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:46,684 - Oh, yeah? - Yes, 602 00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:48,561 and when it was over, I immediately saw her again. 603 00:28:48,562 --> 00:28:50,062 And I saw her again this morning. 604 00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:51,814 Wow, what did you think? 605 00:28:51,815 --> 00:28:54,192 - I fucking hated her. - Hmm. 606 00:28:54,193 --> 00:28:56,069 It made me very sad for his sister. 607 00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:59,071 Yes, no, I understand. Hey, Coach... 608 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:01,533 [melancholic rock music plays] 609 00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:05,162 [Ted, distorted] Coach? All good? 610 00:29:06,163 --> 00:29:08,957 - [snaps fingers] - Blink if you understand me. 611 00:29:10,584 --> 00:29:11,709 [bell rings] 612 00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:14,212 - [Mae] We're back with round four. - Uh-oh. 613 00:29:14,213 --> 00:29:16,297 ["Wild in the Streets" plays] 614 00:29:16,298 --> 00:29:17,799 [both moan] 615 00:29:20,219 --> 00:29:22,596 [gasps] Yes. 616 00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:27,225 - Oh! Damn! - [music stops] 617 00:29:27,226 --> 00:29:28,684 Wait, did you just...? 618 00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:31,771 - No, it's my damn knee. Damn. -[body slam] 619 00:29:31,772 --> 00:29:35,024 - Damn. Damn. - [gasps] Oh. Oh. 620 00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:36,943 - Damn, damn, damn. - Hey, do you need help? 621 00:29:36,944 --> 00:29:39,862 - I'm not well. - Alright. 622 00:29:39,863 --> 00:29:40,947 Damn. 623 00:29:40,948 --> 00:29:42,949 - So... I'm going back to work. - Yes. 624 00:29:42,950 --> 00:29:44,033 - Yes. - Health. 625 00:29:44,034 --> 00:29:45,827 - Damn. - [«Wild in the Streets» resumes] 626 00:29:47,871 --> 00:29:48,872 [music ends] 627 00:29:49,665 --> 00:29:52,458 I never cared much about football until I met Roy. 628 00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:53,793 Hmm. 629 00:29:53,794 --> 00:29:56,046 But do you want to know what made me fall in love with him? 630 00:29:57,714 --> 00:29:58,799 You. 631 00:30:00,175 --> 00:30:04,847 Being able to sit with you and spend time together for all the crazy ups and downs of this sport. 632 00:30:05,973 --> 00:30:07,307 [Rebecca laughs] 633 00:30:08,934 --> 00:30:10,936 I know I don't always get things done in the right way. 634 00:30:11,687 --> 00:30:16,482 Asking for stadiums and trains for the team and cryotherapy chambers. 635 00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:18,067 you have not asked a cryotherapy chamber. 636 00:30:18,068 --> 00:30:20,863 - Oh, I'll ask for it. - [both laugh] 637 00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:26,325 I want you to know that it is because it excites me very much. 638 00:30:26,326 --> 00:30:29,453 build something from scratch with my best friend. 639 00:30:29,454 --> 00:30:32,832 [sighs] I'm sorry you have to always feel that I tell you no. 640 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:34,584 - [sighs] - That's fine too, 641 00:30:34,585 --> 00:30:36,419 - because every time you tell me no... - Hmm. 642 00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:39,047 ...forces me to think in a different way to do things, 643 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:42,634 and it always ends up being better. Always. 644 00:30:44,386 --> 00:30:46,637 If we continue supporting each other so, 645 00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:48,431 in a couple of years, We're not going to be sitting here anymore. 646 00:30:48,432 --> 00:30:50,016 We're going to be on Nelson Road. 647 00:30:50,017 --> 00:30:51,684 A couple of years? 648 00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:53,103 I would say one. 649 00:30:53,896 --> 00:30:55,314 [Rebecca laughs] 650 00:30:56,106 --> 00:30:57,607 [both gasp] 651 00:30:57,608 --> 00:31:00,067 Jesus Christ! 652 00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:01,819 Ah, that's great, isn't it? 653 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:04,947 We're going to do that on Saturday. after the girls come out of the tunnel. 654 00:31:04,948 --> 00:31:05,991 Oh! 655 00:31:07,075 --> 00:31:08,951 - I love it. - Yes. 656 00:31:08,952 --> 00:31:11,579 Although I think the smoke might have A colder tone, don't you think? 657 00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:12,663 Kenneth? 658 00:31:12,664 --> 00:31:15,416 Can we do it again but with a little more blue, please? 659 00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:16,834 Sure, Keeley. 660 00:31:16,835 --> 00:31:21,964 Oh, just to let you know, The next one makes quite a noise. 661 00:31:21,965 --> 00:31:25,302 A friend of mine got it for me who does pyrotechnics for Maiden. 662 00:31:25,886 --> 00:31:27,261 Oh yes! 663 00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:28,931 [bell rings] 664 00:31:29,681 --> 00:31:32,600 [Mae] And after five rounds 665 00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:37,063 and a spectacular fall from grace from Flying Coach, 666 00:31:37,064 --> 00:31:39,525 we have a tie. 667 00:31:40,692 --> 00:31:42,528 Your two finalist teams are: 668 00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:45,112 We Can't Think of a Name. 669 00:31:45,113 --> 00:31:48,242 [cheers] Fuck yeah! Come on! Yeah! That's how it's done! 670 00:31:48,742 --> 00:31:50,660 And There Will Be Brians. 671 00:31:50,661 --> 00:31:52,203 [all] Yes! 672 00:31:52,204 --> 00:31:54,747 ♪ They're not just bad at soccer! ♪ 673 00:31:54,748 --> 00:31:56,207 - I said... -Mae. 674 00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:58,543 La-la-la-la! La-la-la-la! 675 00:31:58,544 --> 00:32:00,086 -Shut the fuck up. - Argh, idiots. 676 00:32:00,087 --> 00:32:03,382 Sudden death round. 677 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,261 The category is children's books. 678 00:32:08,262 --> 00:32:09,762 Yes, damn it! 679 00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:12,807 Good luck knowing something about children's books, nerds without balls. 680 00:32:12,808 --> 00:32:15,977 Well I'm Irish Catholic with 40 nephews and nieces, all under seven years old. 681 00:32:15,978 --> 00:32:17,728 And I'm a library assistant. 682 00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:20,398 And I'm learning to read again after a serious pineapple to the head. 683 00:32:20,399 --> 00:32:21,483 It means head injury. 684 00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:25,529 And I think we're going to be perfectly fine. 685 00:32:26,113 --> 00:32:28,990 In the book Goodnight Moon, 686 00:32:28,991 --> 00:32:32,410 name five things to whom the bunny says "good night." 687 00:32:32,411 --> 00:32:34,495 No. I don't like books where animals talk. 688 00:32:34,496 --> 00:32:37,206 Good, good, good. Listen, listen. Kittens. 689 00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:39,167 - Good. - Yes. Mouse. 690 00:32:39,168 --> 00:32:41,669 - Not a fucking coincidence. - The damn cow jumps over the moon. 691 00:32:41,670 --> 00:32:43,045 Well, well, two to go, two to go. 692 00:32:43,046 --> 00:32:44,213 Well, yes. 693 00:32:44,214 --> 00:32:45,590 - Bears. - Good, good. 694 00:32:45,591 --> 00:32:47,550 - Brilliant. - The last one is... 695 00:32:47,551 --> 00:32:49,635 You have it. Yes. 696 00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:51,470 [everyone murmurs] 697 00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:53,222 - One is missing. - No, you have it. 698 00:32:53,223 --> 00:32:56,142 - It's in there. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Come on. Come on. 699 00:32:56,143 --> 00:32:59,687 - Come on, come on. - You can, you can. I feel it inside you. 700 00:32:59,688 --> 00:33:02,524 Come on, Lizzie, think. We have to beat these bastards. 701 00:33:03,317 --> 00:33:05,694 Don't do it just for us. Do it for your children. 702 00:33:06,778 --> 00:33:08,863 By Richmond. For the women. 703 00:33:08,864 --> 00:33:10,324 Can you shut the fuck up? Shh. 704 00:33:11,283 --> 00:33:12,451 - Shh. -[gasps] 705 00:33:13,285 --> 00:33:14,869 [whispering] The old woman whispering “shh.” 706 00:33:14,870 --> 00:33:17,456 - Yes, damn! - [mumbles] 707 00:33:19,291 --> 00:33:20,417 Yes! 708 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,795 - Not a fucking coincidence. - [mumbles] 709 00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:39,894 Erin, this is my brother, Roy. 710 00:33:39,895 --> 00:33:42,146 Roy, this is my friend, Dr. Beaumont. 711 00:33:42,147 --> 00:33:44,691 He's doing this as a favor, so behave. 712 00:33:45,484 --> 00:33:47,944 Oh, and don't worry, I already told him How did you get injured again? 713 00:33:47,945 --> 00:33:49,737 so you won't have to see it hold back laughter 714 00:33:49,738 --> 00:33:51,322 I can't promise anything though. 715 00:33:51,323 --> 00:33:53,659 Well, I'll be outside. I love you. Bye bye. 716 00:33:54,868 --> 00:33:57,662 Look, I don't know what he told you, but she is a liar 717 00:33:57,663 --> 00:33:59,497 and invents things. Health. 718 00:33:59,498 --> 00:34:01,999 Good. put that on and then goes behind the curtain. 719 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,920 - Remove all clothing and any metal. - [moans] Damn. 720 00:34:08,382 --> 00:34:09,466 Thank you. 721 00:34:12,928 --> 00:34:14,929 So how long has it been Do you have problems with that knee? 722 00:34:15,556 --> 00:34:16,680 [moans] 723 00:34:16,681 --> 00:34:20,267 I don't know. About five years, it comes and goes. 724 00:34:20,268 --> 00:34:22,020 - [groans] - How much does it go and how much does it come? 725 00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:25,022 It's coming. Always. 726 00:34:25,023 --> 00:34:28,568 - Good. How do you handle pain? - [groans] Ibuprofen. 727 00:34:28,569 --> 00:34:30,486 And how many ibuprofen do you drink a day? 728 00:34:30,487 --> 00:34:34,490 Sometimes two. Sometimes two handfuls. 729 00:34:34,491 --> 00:34:36,617 Well why the hell not Had you had this checked before? 730 00:34:36,618 --> 00:34:39,996 Because I'm perfectly fine. How many fucking questions do you have? 731 00:34:41,164 --> 00:34:42,290 Just one. 732 00:34:42,291 --> 00:34:43,500 What the hell is wrong with you? 733 00:34:44,668 --> 00:34:46,460 Seriously did you wear those socks on a date? 734 00:34:50,507 --> 00:34:52,926 - Those are two questions. - TRUE. 735 00:34:54,136 --> 00:34:56,263 Come on, we'll put you in the noisy tube. 736 00:34:56,804 --> 00:34:58,140 [bell rings] 737 00:34:59,141 --> 00:35:03,269 Ladies and gentlemen, we have the results. 738 00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:06,480 And with five correct answers, 739 00:35:06,481 --> 00:35:08,317 the winners are... 740 00:35:09,151 --> 00:35:11,612 - We Can't Think of a Name! - [everyone cheers] 741 00:35:12,738 --> 00:35:14,238 Yes! 742 00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:16,783 Yeah! Damn idiots! 743 00:35:18,994 --> 00:35:20,119 Yes. 744 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,748 ♪ Not only are they shit at trivia! Not only are they shit at trivia! ♪ 745 00:35:23,749 --> 00:35:26,083 - They cheated, damn it. - Me what? 746 00:35:26,084 --> 00:35:29,546 I saw you. You told him the fucking answers. 747 00:35:30,547 --> 00:35:33,050 Stop it, you fucking idiot. 748 00:35:34,343 --> 00:35:35,802 [laughs] 749 00:35:36,845 --> 00:35:39,096 Hey! Are you OK? 750 00:35:39,097 --> 00:35:43,768 -Hey, asshole, why did you do that? - You're a damn bastard! 751 00:35:43,769 --> 00:35:45,895 Shannon, can I have, uh, your beer? 752 00:35:45,896 --> 00:35:47,939 Yeah, but I thought you didn't drink. 753 00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:49,024 I don't drink. 754 00:35:52,486 --> 00:35:54,655 [everyone screams] 755 00:35:56,740 --> 00:35:58,200 [all] Oh! 756 00:35:59,743 --> 00:36:01,911 [screech] 757 00:36:01,912 --> 00:36:04,623 - [everyone screams] - ["It's Gonna Be A Long Night" plays] 758 00:36:09,711 --> 00:36:11,254 Oh, hell. 759 00:36:11,255 --> 00:36:12,256 [music ends] 760 00:36:15,926 --> 00:36:17,927 - Oh no! - That? 761 00:36:17,928 --> 00:36:20,555 - The women's team was arrested. - What did they do? 762 00:36:20,556 --> 00:36:22,431 Yes. They are detained at the Richmond police station. 763 00:36:22,432 --> 00:36:24,851 - We have to go there right now. - Wait, I have to tell Ted. 764 00:36:24,852 --> 00:36:27,436 - No, no, no, they arrested him too. - What the fuck? 765 00:36:27,437 --> 00:36:29,981 Oh my God, we have to go there. He won't survive the night. 766 00:36:29,982 --> 00:36:31,607 - I know. - Oh my God! 767 00:36:31,608 --> 00:36:34,194 [screams] Jesus Christ, damn it! 768 00:36:34,903 --> 00:36:37,780 - Too much? - Yes, maybe just a little bit. 769 00:36:37,781 --> 00:36:39,490 ["Oh Yeah" plays] 770 00:36:39,491 --> 00:36:41,994 [everyone cheers] 771 00:36:58,719 --> 00:36:59,927 [music ends] 772 00:36:59,928 --> 00:37:00,971 How about that? 773 00:37:01,597 --> 00:37:03,849 Ted Lasso, you are my hero. [snorts] 774 00:37:04,474 --> 00:37:06,810 - There it is. What happened to you, friend? - [sighs] 775 00:37:09,396 --> 00:37:10,522 This. 776 00:37:20,365 --> 00:37:22,701 Wow. Alright. 777 00:37:24,828 --> 00:37:27,663 But well, in better news, 778 00:37:27,664 --> 00:37:31,084 our, uh, little separate groups They have become, uh... 779 00:37:31,835 --> 00:37:35,338 How do you say? A big megagroup, I guess? 780 00:37:35,339 --> 00:37:36,924 It's called a team, Coach. 781 00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:39,467 True, a team. 782 00:37:39,468 --> 00:37:42,845 [agent] Alright, ladies, calm down, calm down. 783 00:37:42,846 --> 00:37:43,847 Good. 784 00:37:44,973 --> 00:37:48,644 Beard. Lasso. You two go out. 785 00:37:49,561 --> 00:37:50,937 Hmm. 786 00:37:50,938 --> 00:37:52,231 Well, uh... 787 00:37:53,565 --> 00:37:55,775 Hey, it was a pleasure meet you guys. And, uh, 788 00:37:55,776 --> 00:37:57,777 they should come to see a game someday. 789 00:37:57,778 --> 00:37:59,695 Watching our girls kick someone else's ass. 790 00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:00,739 Ooh. 791 00:38:03,367 --> 00:38:05,786 - [Coach Beard] We're bad. - That's how it is. Aha, aha. 792 00:38:07,579 --> 00:38:09,998 When do you think we can start to have sex with each other here? 793 00:38:13,293 --> 00:38:15,419 We will have your results in the next few days. 794 00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:17,588 This is a fucking waste of time. 795 00:38:17,589 --> 00:38:18,965 I just need to put ice on it. 796 00:38:18,966 --> 00:38:21,759 Ice. Bright. let me call to the Nobel committee. 797 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:26,055 Until then, I recommend that any chance encounter occurs 798 00:38:26,056 --> 00:38:28,350 in horizontal position until the swelling goes down. 799 00:38:29,268 --> 00:38:31,562 On your knee or on your ego. 800 00:38:33,021 --> 00:38:35,690 - I mean, it's fun, right? - Yes, it's a party. 801 00:38:35,691 --> 00:38:37,818 - Hey, thanks, friend. - You owe me one. 802 00:38:39,486 --> 00:38:40,945 Well done, Roy. 803 00:38:40,946 --> 00:38:43,115 Who the hell does he think he is? 804 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:46,451 What's your fucking problem? 805 00:38:47,411 --> 00:38:49,538 How the fuck do I get his phone number? 806 00:38:51,915 --> 00:38:54,417 [Trent] And when the little groups do they finally dissolve? 807 00:38:54,418 --> 00:38:58,254 [Sharon] When a team gets along, When you really care about others, 808 00:38:58,255 --> 00:39:00,047 nothing is out of reach. 809 00:39:00,048 --> 00:39:02,551 That chemistry can take them wherever they want to go. 810 00:39:03,594 --> 00:39:05,720 And if they try to press charges, 811 00:39:05,721 --> 00:39:08,181 I will remind you of the case Beckford v R, AC 130, 812 00:39:08,182 --> 00:39:09,265 - okay? - [sighs] 813 00:39:09,266 --> 00:39:10,558 «A man who is about to be attacked 814 00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:13,186 you don't have to wait for his aggressor to hit. 815 00:39:13,187 --> 00:39:15,563 - In certain circumstances..." - Honey, don't worry, 816 00:39:15,564 --> 00:39:19,609 Nobody is going to press charges. None of this will appear in any file. 817 00:39:19,610 --> 00:39:20,652 I already fixed it. 818 00:39:22,196 --> 00:39:23,946 Wait, who are you? 819 00:39:23,947 --> 00:39:25,031 I? 820 00:39:25,032 --> 00:39:26,240 [exhales forcefully] 821 00:39:26,241 --> 00:39:28,076 They know me by many names. 822 00:39:29,077 --> 00:39:31,871 I don't remember what they did so much paperwork in Miami Vice. 823 00:39:31,872 --> 00:39:33,998 - [Rebecca] Ted. - Hello, boss. 824 00:39:33,999 --> 00:39:35,583 What is happening? How did they all turn out? 825 00:39:35,584 --> 00:39:37,460 Excellent questions. You know, I have one for you. 826 00:39:37,461 --> 00:39:40,004 -Who is Zelda Southport? - Because? 827 00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:41,589 - Well, I just, uh... - There you are. 828 00:39:41,590 --> 00:39:43,549 - [Keeley] Hello. - Is this your thing? 829 00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:44,634 That the team was released on bail? 830 00:39:44,635 --> 00:39:46,844 Don't worry, it didn't cost a cent. 831 00:39:46,845 --> 00:39:48,930 The police chief is an old friend. 832 00:39:48,931 --> 00:39:51,766 I used to buy heroin from my drummer, 833 00:39:51,767 --> 00:39:53,684 - and he owes me a favor... - [Ted] Uh-huh. 834 00:39:53,685 --> 00:39:56,437 ...because I know that now He buys the cocaine from him. 835 00:39:56,438 --> 00:39:58,147 [laughs] Oh my God, you are a legend. 836 00:39:58,148 --> 00:39:59,774 - Thank you very much, Zelda. - [laughs] 837 00:39:59,775 --> 00:40:01,692 - Yes, thank you. - Can I bother you by asking for your number? 838 00:40:01,693 --> 00:40:03,653 Hey, Higgins. What's happening? 839 00:40:03,654 --> 00:40:06,280 Leslie, you didn't have to get out of bed. We already have everything covered. 840 00:40:06,281 --> 00:40:09,200 I was already awake, watching the FA Cup draw. 841 00:40:09,201 --> 00:40:11,077 - Who did we play against? -Chelsea. 842 00:40:11,078 --> 00:40:13,622 - [gasps] Local or visitor? - Local. 843 00:40:14,456 --> 00:40:16,708 Brilliant. Very good. And Chelsea is... 844 00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:18,417 [both] Very damn good. 845 00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:20,086 It is the best team of the country, Coach. 846 00:40:20,087 --> 00:40:21,963 Well then This should be fun. Very good. 847 00:40:21,964 --> 00:40:24,423 Hey, hey. Guess what? 848 00:40:24,424 --> 00:40:27,261 We play against Chelsea in the next round of the FA Cup, at home. [laughs] 849 00:40:30,514 --> 00:40:31,764 Yes, damn it! 850 00:40:31,765 --> 00:40:32,850 [they all scream] 851 00:40:34,184 --> 00:40:35,393 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 852 00:40:35,394 --> 00:40:38,729 Let's take a photo with the future Cup champions! 853 00:40:38,730 --> 00:40:40,147 [they all cheer] 854 00:40:40,148 --> 00:40:42,608 Here! I take the photo! 855 00:40:42,609 --> 00:40:43,902 I'll take it. 856 00:40:51,201 --> 00:40:55,873 What a photogenic group. Ready? Soccer! 857 00:40:58,166 --> 00:41:00,710 - Ooh, a photo like that... - Oh, that's great. 858 00:41:00,711 --> 00:41:02,670 ...could generate a lot of commotion, 859 00:41:02,671 --> 00:41:04,173 - don't you think? Hmm. - [Keeley] Hmm. 860 00:41:05,257 --> 00:41:09,635 Hey, I'm out of here, girls, because I really hate dirt. 861 00:41:09,636 --> 00:41:12,513 - [laughs] Thank you. - Thanks a lot. 862 00:41:12,514 --> 00:41:14,932 Hey, listen. Greyhounds. 863 00:41:14,933 --> 00:41:18,978 I know it's late. I know you are tired. I know your plans don't include me, 864 00:41:18,979 --> 00:41:20,855 but let's all go back to Mae's bar 865 00:41:20,856 --> 00:41:22,773 and help her clean up tonight, okay? OK? 866 00:41:22,774 --> 00:41:25,401 - No, I really don't want to do that. - We will gladly take them all. 867 00:41:25,402 --> 00:41:28,362 I appreciate it, friend, but these girls are going to run there, 868 00:41:28,363 --> 00:41:29,864 - yes? Because there has to be... - Run? 869 00:41:29,865 --> 00:41:31,824 ...some consequence for tonight's craziness. 870 00:41:31,825 --> 00:41:33,993 I tell you what, the coaches Yes, we will accept that they take us, okay? 871 00:41:33,994 --> 00:41:35,703 Alright, let's go, let's go. Let's go. 872 00:41:35,704 --> 00:41:37,873 Okay, come on then, let's get it over with. 873 00:41:38,790 --> 00:41:41,125 Come on. Do it. Come on, that's what he said. Ready? 874 00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:44,337 ♪ We are Richmond until we die We are Richmond until we die ♪ 875 00:41:44,338 --> 00:41:47,423 ♪ We know yes, we are sure We are Richmond until we die ♪ 876 00:41:47,424 --> 00:41:49,091 - Hey, hey! - ♪ We are Richmond until we die ♪ 877 00:41:49,092 --> 00:41:51,636 ♪ We are Richmond until we die We know so... ♪ 878 00:41:51,637 --> 00:41:53,764 - Yes, sir. Yes, show us the way. - Thank you. 879 00:41:56,350 --> 00:42:01,020 Zelda is right. We have to convert tonight into something real, something big. 880 00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:03,064 - Hmm. - Like an article in The Guardian? 881 00:42:03,065 --> 00:42:07,360 No. We're going to fill Nelson Road. 882 00:42:07,361 --> 00:42:09,320 [Rebecca] Oh, Keeley. But... 883 00:42:09,321 --> 00:42:11,989 Yes. Absolutely. Yes, we are going to do it. 884 00:42:11,990 --> 00:42:13,033 [Keeley] Yes! [laughs] 885 00:42:13,617 --> 00:42:15,077 Thanks, guys. Take care of yourselves. 886 00:42:15,869 --> 00:42:16,954 [clears throat] 887 00:42:18,664 --> 00:42:20,706 - Oh. Do you have time for a drink? - Yeah. 888 00:42:20,707 --> 00:42:22,041 [phone rings] 889 00:42:22,042 --> 00:42:25,128 Wow. They arrested Ted and the Richmond women's team. 890 00:42:25,629 --> 00:42:27,964 - How the hell could that happen? - It doesn't matter if you know 891 00:42:27,965 --> 00:42:31,050 why Ted does what he does. What matters is that he knows it. 892 00:42:31,051 --> 00:42:34,428 Well, that's a quote from my book. I knew it. I knew you had read it. 893 00:42:34,429 --> 00:42:37,516 I haven't read your book. I heard it. 894 00:42:39,142 --> 00:42:41,186 Let's go have something to drink? I don't have all night. 895 00:42:42,145 --> 00:42:43,188 After you. 896 00:42:45,816 --> 00:42:47,818 ["U.N.I.T.Y." plays]