1 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:12,221 Shit! 2 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,265 Shit! Shit! Shit! 3 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:22,940 Shit! 4 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,859 I can't believe I'm pregnant. 5 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,152 Congratulations. 6 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,238 - He is the first baby on the team. - How about that? 7 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:32,991 The only thing that matters to us It is your health and your happiness. 8 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:35,993 Well, this is a fucking disaster. 9 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:39,121 The first game is on Saturday, and now we are left without forwards. 10 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:40,873 Yeah, well, at least it's a friendly one. 11 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,167 What the devil? 12 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:45,294 There it is. Good. Let's think about this. 13 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:46,546 Come on. Very good. 14 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:49,258 - Alice, do you know anyone? - Yes. But no. 15 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:50,967 It intrigues me. Continue. 16 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:55,137 Well, I played with a forward, Gemma, that would be great. 17 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:57,139 - Brilliant! - But he stopped playing a couple of years ago 18 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,016 - to study Law. - Objection. 19 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,643 Plus, he would never play for Richmond. 20 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:02,770 Oh, good. Well how about do you call her anyway? 21 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:04,312 Let's see what happens, you know? It's worth a try. 22 00:01:04,313 --> 00:01:07,526 Okay, yeah, but we'd be luckier. taking players off the street. 23 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,488 Now that is an interesting idea. 24 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:15,324 - You talk about open tests. - Oh, I was joking. 25 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:18,035 Maybe we'll find a concierge who is a math genius. 26 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,622 Yes. Or the son of a miner May he be a ballet prodigy. 27 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:22,665 Or a Susan Boyle. 28 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,209 Good. 29 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:28,588 What is a Susan Boyle? 30 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,424 Is that what the British call them? to skin tags? 31 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,134 It's a... 32 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,428 I have to look for your references, and you have to look for mine. 33 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,389 Fair, fair. Good. It seems that we will do open tests. 34 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,473 I'll tell Rebecca. 35 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,809 - That...? No... - Great idea, coach. 36 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,853 Well, I... I was joking. 37 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,230 I was joking! 38 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:54,113 - Oh, Ted. - Yes. 39 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,489 What are you doing down there? 40 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,491 Ah, just reminding me the value of knocking before entering. 41 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:58,826 Wait. 42 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,621 Is that the man, the myth, Matthijs? 43 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:05,541 Captain, you are cleared to land. in a huge hug. 44 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:06,793 Come here, man. 45 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,879 - I warned you that it knows no limits. - Oh, God. 46 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,255 What brings you to AFC Richmond? 47 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,716 Well I just landed and I thought it would be fun 48 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:15,968 have sex in Rebecca's office, 49 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,887 and then you crashed into the door. 50 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:20,097 - Oh, yes. - I warned you that I was direct. 51 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:21,390 Ah, I love direct people. 52 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,894 They're like those shopping center maps. You always know exactly where you stand. 53 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:26,479 Good, Ted. What do you need? 54 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,357 Oh yes. We are missing a couple of players, so we would love to do open testing. 55 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,442 We just hope to find some unknown talent. 56 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:33,654 - Ah, like a Susan Boyle. - That...? 57 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,947 Open tests? It sounds a bit absurd. 58 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:37,323 Well, it was Coach Chilton's idea. 59 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,075 And I love it. Let's do it. 60 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:40,493 - Good. Yes, absolutely. - Thank you so much. 61 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,495 - Matthijs. I didn't know you were coming. - Hello. 62 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,621 At this rate, no one will come. 63 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:45,122 Keeley, what do you need? 64 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,291 I want everything to be perfect for Saturday's game. 65 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,585 - Yes. - So I'm thinking of towels to cheer up 66 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:50,962 like they do in the United States. 67 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:55,967 Yeah, imagine the fans waving red and blue towels to celebrate. 68 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:57,969 - Ah, it's priceless. - How much does that “priceless” cost? 69 00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,846 - 4,000 pounds. - No. 70 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,098 Well, I may have bought them. with my own money, 71 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:03,641 Waiting for you to say yes. 72 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:07,270 Well, you know the old saying: "Hope leaves you 4,000 pounds poorer." 73 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:08,646 - No. - No. 74 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:10,648 Who's excited for tonight's shareholders meeting? 75 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,567 - No. Well, we're done. - Alright. 76 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:14,235 - Thank you so much. Bye bye. - Alright. 77 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:16,612 - It's good to see you, Matthijs. - Yes, nice to meet you, Matthijs. 78 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,407 - Ground control calling Major Galán. - Oh, shut up. 79 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,141 Good evening and welcome 80 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:49,061 to the first Shareholders Meeting of the AFC Richmond of the season. 81 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,230 Welcome back. 82 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:54,650 What a joy to see you all again, especially the Milk sisters. 83 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,070 What would we do without you? 84 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,947 To start, our Richmond men's team coach 85 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:03,242 will give us a detailed look at the team. Roy Kent. 86 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,287 It's here! It's here! 87 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:07,915 Roy Kent! Roy Kent! 88 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:15,087 Two wins, one loss, We play like shit at all. 89 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,673 We'll see what the hell happens. 90 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:22,386 Concise as always. 91 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,973 Any questions for Coach Kent? 92 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,608 You. Fucking Marty McFly. 93 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:38,653 Yes, Roy. I was just wondering... 94 00:04:38,654 --> 00:04:40,072 What the hell did you tell me? 95 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:42,031 Sorry, Coach Kent. 96 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:43,408 That? 97 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:45,785 Your contract ends this season. 98 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,871 Have you thought about something about your future in Richmond? 99 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:50,791 What if I have thought about that? 100 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,042 Yes. 101 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:56,922 Have you thought about the fact That it's none of your fucking business, dammit? 102 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:04,638 Anyone else? 103 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,058 Brilliant. 104 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:13,646 Good. I guess that's all. 105 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:18,317 And now for the first time in Richmond football history, 106 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,488 we will talk of the Richmond women's team. 107 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:29,954 Where are you going, Ed? 108 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,122 We're not done yet. 109 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:33,750 - Hello hello? Yes, is this microphone on? - Hey. 110 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:38,338 Sit down! 111 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,260 Thank you. 112 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:49,099 First we have to our Marketing Director, Keeley Jones. 113 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,645 Thank you. 114 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:59,525 Hello, Richmond. 115 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:03,863 We have been preparing this for three years and finally we are here. 116 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,033 The Lady Greyhounds. 117 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,830 And we're going to start this Saturday 118 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:15,458 with a friendly against Hayes and Yeading. 119 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:17,503 Who the fuck cares? 120 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,964 Be quiet. 121 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,007 It matters to me. 122 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,927 And I'm sure many of you in this room too, 123 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:28,638 that's why I want you to be the first to know 124 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:31,599 that our men's team sponsor, Pinter and Sons, 125 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,393 will also sponsor to the women's team this year. 126 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,522 It won't last more than a year. 127 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:39,106 I don't agree. In fact, I believe that with your support 128 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:41,442 this could be the beginning of an incredible legacy. 129 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:43,153 That's not what the report said. 130 00:06:44,947 --> 00:06:46,656 Report? Sorry, I don't know... what report? 131 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:48,282 The one that is circulating on the internet. 132 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:50,243 It is clear that you are not on the Richmond subreddit. 133 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:51,827 No, I'm not. 134 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,871 And I assure you that 135 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:56,040 no one on this stage knows nothing of any report. 136 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:59,127 So why does it have its name? 137 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:05,842 Yes, that one. 138 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:09,136 I haven't had time to read it yet in detail, line by line. 139 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:12,431 This is amateur. We are trying to bring the men's team to the Champions League. 140 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,267 Why are we wasting money on this? 141 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:16,562 The women's league is exactly the reason Jamie Tartt left. 142 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:20,440 The women of Richmond deserve to be here. 143 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,076 Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. 144 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:34,955 Good. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 145 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:10,616 Susan Boyle! 146 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:14,327 You fell asleep and we didn't go to dinner. 147 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:15,454 That? 148 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:18,999 Mattie, I'm so sorry. 149 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,793 Nothing is going well for me tonight. 150 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:26,881 Oh, nothing happens. I made a new reservation for early dinner tomorrow. 151 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:28,341 - Ah, how cute. - And I had to do it 152 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:30,219 because the waiter thinks you don't exist. 153 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:35,264 Which is actually better than the truth: that my girlfriend stood me up. 154 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,432 My real girlfriend. 155 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:38,808 Sorry. 156 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:41,270 But don't worry, I'll make it up to you. 157 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,316 - Wait, I was the one who screwed up. - Oh, I know. 158 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,860 But I'll make it up to you. 159 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:52,032 Ugh, this is impossible. I can't do it! 160 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,450 I'll help you, friend. 161 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,578 Well, here we go. Here, turn and look at me. 162 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,872 I will be your mirror. Yeah? Upload that first. So. 163 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,624 Why do we have to wear uniforms anyway? 164 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:06,629 Well, wearing a uniform can help create a sense of community and pride, 165 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,881 like you're part of something bigger than yourself. 166 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,259 It's the same reason why teams They wear uniforms, right? Yes. 167 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:14,178 And I think the other part is that 168 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:18,683 helps you kids not focus on things like social status, 169 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:21,018 appearance and so on. 170 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:24,313 But then how do they make uniforms to override things like 171 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:27,483 height, bone structure And generational wealth? 172 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:30,153 No, I understand what you're saying. It's a good question, 173 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:32,989 but, you know, If you're going to start pulling on that thread, 174 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:38,161 Heck, they also stifle creativity, personal expression and individuality. 175 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:41,081 But you guys look so damn cute. 176 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,921 Stop slowing down. My knee is fine. 177 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,590 I know it bothers you in the mornings. 178 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:53,426 I told you that my friend is a specialist. He will assist you whenever you want. 179 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,179 Both of you leave me alone. 180 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:57,847 you should worry for your first day 181 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,682 and why are you dressed like that. 182 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,475 Who is your director? Elton John? 183 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,895 It's Sir Elton John. 184 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,396 And I did this myself. 185 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,315 It's called style, Uncle Roy. 186 00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:09,525 And considering your wardrobe, You could use some. 187 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,694 It's called minimalism, Phoebe. 188 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:14,655 He dresses as if he were part from the Mission Impossible franchise 189 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,407 since I was about 14 years old. 190 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:17,491 - Yes. - Well, 191 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:20,704 I made these for you for your party on Saturday. For good luck. 192 00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:23,624 They have fucking shine. 193 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,710 And I love them very much. 194 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:28,795 Thanks, Phoebe. 195 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,715 You should see what I'm going to use for the Richmond game. 196 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,300 My soccer team is having a sleepover, 197 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,927 and we are all going to make our own t-shirts. 198 00:10:35,928 --> 00:10:37,011 Are you coming to Manchester? 199 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:39,388 No. To the Richmond party, in Richmond. 200 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,182 Oh, you mean the women's party. 201 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:42,433 The two teams are Richmond. 202 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,477 I know. It's just that when someone says Richmond, 203 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:47,647 usually refers to the equipment which has existed for more than a century. 204 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:50,233 - Oops. - And what is that supposed to mean? 205 00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:51,776 Hey, look who it is. 206 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:52,860 - Good morning. - Hello, Ted. 207 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,111 - Hello, Henry. - Phoebe. 208 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,196 - Hello. - I like your tie. 209 00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:57,782 - Oh, thank you. I tied it myself. - Brilliant. 210 00:10:57,783 --> 00:10:59,909 If you need help today, just look for me. 211 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:02,203 In primary school I kicked them in the balls to three children, 212 00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:03,664 so I'm like untouchable. 213 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:05,707 Good. 214 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,584 - Goodbye, mom. - Bye bye. 215 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,169 Goodbye, coach. 216 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:10,921 Goodbye, Roy. 217 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:14,173 - Come on, Henry. - Goodbye, dad. 218 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,342 See you around, big guy. 219 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,429 - So, Roy, how many square meters does it have? - That? 220 00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:21,931 The doghouse Phoebe put you in. 221 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,850 That's how it is. Very good. 222 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,102 - Fuck you. - Thank you. 223 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:38,949 Ah, I'll pick it up, I'll pick it up. 224 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,245 Well done, Gemma. 225 00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:47,373 Give it to me. Give it to me. 226 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,625 Come on, Gemma! 227 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:05,725 - See you. - See you later. 228 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,477 - Next week. Goodbye, guys. - Bye bye. 229 00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:35,839 Did you see my email? 230 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,842 - No, not yet. - Ah, shit. 231 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:42,596 I hoped so, so I don't have to tell you in person. 232 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,557 Pinter and Sons will withdraw its sponsorship of the women's team. 233 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,059 That? 234 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:51,938 Apparently, the shareholders meeting scared some members of his board. 235 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,732 - Good morning. - For the love of God. 236 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,359 - Hello. Good morning. - Is everything okay? 237 00:12:56,360 --> 00:13:01,864 Yes. We were just saying How sorry we are about last night. 238 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:04,909 And as a way to apologize 239 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:07,036 for not telling you about the Higgins report... 240 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:10,999 - It's not called that. - ...we thought this might be enough. 241 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,804 Thank you. 242 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,056 Do you have the receipt? 243 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,268 - You don't like it? - I love it. 244 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:31,477 I'm going to reimburse myself 245 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,855 towels to cheer to which yesterday you said no. 246 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,274 - Well played. - So last night I read the full report. 247 00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:37,441 In just one night? 248 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:40,279 He was right. Create a women's team football is a risk, 249 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:45,575 but what that report He didn't take into account it was us. 250 00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:47,326 Us and the Richmond style. 251 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,620 We can do it. 252 00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:53,791 But everything has to be perfect, and we have to do it together. 253 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:56,419 So please, no more secrets. 254 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,880 I need you to tell me everything, okay? 255 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,048 Pinter and Sons will withdraw its sponsorship. 256 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,885 Why the hell would you tell me that? 257 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,283 Name? 258 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,493 Name. 259 00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,661 Lizzie Davis. 260 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,414 Or Elizabeth Davis, or Lizzie. 261 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,876 - Which is it? - Lizzie. 262 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,546 - Position? - I am a central defender. 263 00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:41,673 Hello. 264 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,675 Yes, sorry. 265 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:47,929 This was a spontaneous decision for me. and I couldn't find anyone to take care of the child. 266 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,139 So here we are. 267 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,683 My mom was a bartender. 268 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:54,644 She used to take me to work with her all the time. 269 00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:57,022 He told me that shot glasses They were children's glasses. 270 00:14:57,648 --> 00:14:58,732 Good luck. 271 00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:04,028 Name? 272 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:06,489 Thanks for the opportunity to play today for you. 273 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:09,451 My name is Maria Rojas and I am from Guadalajara. 274 00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,619 Red as in “Dani Rojas”? 275 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,955 Yes. He is my brother. 276 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,958 He taught me everything I know. 277 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,167 Good luck. 278 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,336 Thank you. 279 00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:26,635 Look at you. 280 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:30,304 Go ahead, go ahead. Hello. 281 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:33,391 So, Elaine Pinter gets right to the point, But I know how to handle it. 282 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:35,935 You just have to be firm and direct. 283 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:39,146 - Good afternoon, Rebecca. - Elaine, hello. I'm calling because I... 284 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,148 No “how are you?” Gets straight to the point. 285 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:44,528 Is this how people do business today? without a hint of courtesy? 286 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:47,488 Apologies. How are you? 287 00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:48,739 You don't need to flatter me. 288 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,742 I guess you called because you found out that I'm reconsidering sponsorship. 289 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:54,871 Yes, and we both believe That would be a huge mistake. 290 00:15:54,872 --> 00:15:56,163 Excuse me, who's talking? 291 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:59,208 I'm Keeley Jones, Marketing Director. 292 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:03,421 Rebecca, I think these things They are best spoken in person, one on one. 293 00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:05,132 I'm in the office until 5:00. 294 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,926 Oh shit. Shit, I screwed up. 295 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,387 No, no, no, we are all in this together. I can handle it. 296 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,222 These CEOs are a peculiar breed. 297 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,724 Where are the offices? 298 00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:15,933 Canary Wharf. 299 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,393 Ah, damn! 300 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:18,896 They will never see me again. 301 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:37,371 This doesn't work. we never go to find someone decent like that. 302 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:40,917 I have to say, coach, you are being a little tough on something that was your idea. 303 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:42,793 It wasn't an idea. It was a joke. 304 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:45,880 Yeah, well, geez, I bet a lot of Good ideas start as jokes. 305 00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,548 You have to think that the first type who ate an egg 306 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,134 he just did it to make your friends laugh, right? 307 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,676 That? 308 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,679 Well, this is all the people, including a surprise last minute registration 309 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,640 That could solve all our problems. 310 00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:56,850 An ace up your sleeve. 311 00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:58,976 - Wait. - Uh-huh. 312 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,478 - Is it her? - Uh-huh. 313 00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:01,938 Because he was... 314 00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:03,898 And we need... Also that hair? 315 00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:05,483 - Yeah! - Which one is she? 316 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,362 - Yes, Jessie. - Forget it. 317 00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,491 Come on. We can do it. 318 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:15,577 Yes. Let's go. 319 00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:19,288 - Hello. - Hello. 320 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:20,873 The office looks great. 321 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,835 Thank you. Looks good, right? 322 00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,547 I always loved that article. 323 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,177 Listen, 324 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:36,139 last night they were real fucking idiots. 325 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,433 - Are you OK? - Yes, I'm fine, thank you. 326 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:40,935 I am a woman who lives connected to the internet, 327 00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:43,855 so a lot of men saying bad things to me It's nothing new. 328 00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:46,065 Well, now those are your fans. 329 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,609 You have to make them happy. 330 00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:49,903 Because? 331 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,657 I was joking. I was just... 332 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,827 Ah, m... I should really answer this, sorry. 333 00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,662 - Yes. - Hello. 334 00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:00,914 It's me. 335 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,916 - Yes, I saw your statement. - Shit. 336 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,127 I just have a few questions. 337 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:07,921 Come in, everyone! 338 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,507 That's right, get together. 339 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,717 Pick the roses while you can. 340 00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:15,678 Very good. First of all, I want to thank you all for coming. 341 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,555 You know, I know we have people from everywhere. 342 00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:20,641 Is there anyone here? Anyone from Richmond? Good, great. 343 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,435 Hello, Shannon. How good to see you. 344 00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:24,312 - Likewise, Ted. - Very good. 345 00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:26,189 Well, here's the important thing, okay? 346 00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,816 We are looking for two players, a couple of diamonds in the rough 347 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,109 that they have what they need. 348 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:33,613 The only thing you have to do today is play hard, Have fun and we'll see what happens. 349 00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:35,239 - Is that okay with you? - Yeah! 350 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,158 Good, great. Everyone line up on the side line. 351 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,577 - Sideline. - Sideline. 352 00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:43,915 Holy shit. A lot of people, right? 353 00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:46,125 - Yes. - This could take a while. 354 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,376 It won't be long. 355 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,922 There and back as fast as you can! 356 00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,140 Oh, God. 357 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,768 - In condition to run. - Yes. My God. 358 00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:05,061 They are dropping like flies. 359 00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:06,146 Forty-six. 360 00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:08,857 Here we go. 361 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:14,862 - It was close. - You too. 362 00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:15,948 Good. 363 00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:19,325 But. I see what... 364 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,537 - You're right, that makes things easier. - No. 365 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:25,874 Oh my god. 366 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:30,504 Forty-two. 367 00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:38,303 Go home, honey. 368 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,710 Fasten seat belts. 369 00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:21,013 - Ah, it's just nerves. - Of course, yes. 370 00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,891 Alright. Try again, Maria! 371 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:30,688 Good. 372 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:34,066 Well I'm afraid the apple fell a little too far from the tree. 373 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,485 And straight off a cliff to the depths of hell. 374 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:37,821 - Maria! - Yeah? 375 00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,742 You said that your brother He taught you everything he knows. 376 00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:45,953 Yes. Cooking, photography, software engineering. 377 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,997 Whatever it is, I know it. 378 00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:49,749 Soccer. Did he teach you soccer? 379 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,835 No, it's the first time I play. 380 00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:54,086 But football is life. 381 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,631 No, silly. 382 00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,759 Life is much more than football. 383 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,303 Very sure. 384 00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:06,808 It doesn't sound that catchy, but it's true. 385 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,607 - Forward. - Miss Jones, good afternoon. 386 00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:16,609 I just want to say that everything is absolutely fine. 387 00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:17,985 Oh no, June, what's wrong? 388 00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,821 Nothing. Just a little bump On the way, that's all. 389 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:22,658 - A setback, actually. -June. 390 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,826 I'm sorry, It's hard for me to give bad news. 391 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,705 Alright. Come here. You can always tell me. 392 00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:30,541 Good. 393 00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:36,963 The uniforms for Saturday's game They haven't arrived yet, and I tried to call, 394 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,756 but the man on the phone It didn't help much to say the least. 395 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:39,967 Shit. 396 00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:44,137 Well, I wouldn't classify that. like a simple setback. 397 00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:47,432 Everything is going to be fine. 398 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,726 Yes, because we are a team, and I'm going to take care of this. 399 00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:52,896 And that's why I love having you as a mentor. 400 00:21:53,981 --> 00:21:56,941 You know, I'd love to have coffee with you. and ask you for some advice sometime. 401 00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:59,611 What an interesting time to ask that. 402 00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:01,405 Yeah. 403 00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:04,074 Mister? 404 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,703 - Hello. - Is it strong? 405 00:22:08,704 --> 00:22:10,329 What if I'm strong? 406 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,956 I mean, mentally or physically? 407 00:22:11,957 --> 00:22:14,418 Depends a bit on the quality from the dream I had the night before. 408 00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:18,255 Oh yes, I can help you here. 409 00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:20,299 Clear. 410 00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:23,385 Taxes. 411 00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:26,430 - Thank you. - You are welcome. 412 00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:33,811 Who the hell is that? 413 00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:36,564 Yours, Niamh! Press, press, press! That...? 414 00:22:36,565 --> 00:22:38,983 Take care of your own brand, okay? Moron! 415 00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:40,902 - Don't fucking come and talk to me like that. - Leave it. 416 00:22:40,903 --> 00:22:42,403 - Here we go again. Oops. - Jesus. 417 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,114 Twin fight, yes! Come on! 418 00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,949 - Hit her hard in the face! - Hey! Hey, hey, hey! 419 00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:48,492 - Don't get in my face. - It's over. Niamh, silence. 420 00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:49,827 Niamh, you should have pushed. 421 00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:51,537 - And Siobhan... No. Don't even think about it. - But... 422 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,915 You shouldn't yell at him when you're supposed to be defending... 423 00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:55,583 - What...? Exactly... - No, stop. 424 00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:57,293 - Enough! Shut up. Enough. - Alright. Yes. 425 00:22:57,294 --> 00:22:59,378 Let's work like twins. Let's work as a team, okay? 426 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,463 Interesting. 427 00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:01,631 Good? Perfect, continue. 428 00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:04,258 - Know what your task is. No. Hey, hey, hey! - Next time don't yell at me, okay? 429 00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:05,344 Yes that's fine. 430 00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:07,179 Here, here, here, here. 431 00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:11,975 No. No. 432 00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:15,187 Wait, no, a moment. 433 00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:17,189 Let's just keep an eye on her. 434 00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:25,113 Thank you. 435 00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:28,617 -Elaine. -Rebecca. 436 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:34,665 Ah, your granddaughters look beautiful. 437 00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:37,125 That one on the extreme right is my grandson. 438 00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:39,168 Oh yes, of course. 439 00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:40,629 My apologies. 440 00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:42,630 You know, Pinter and Sons, 441 00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:47,010 I have always wondered: is there any relationship with the playwright Harold Pinter? 442 00:23:55,227 --> 00:23:56,228 No. 443 00:23:57,646 --> 00:23:58,647 No, I already imagined not. 444 00:23:59,523 --> 00:24:02,650 Rebecca, we are happy to continue sponsoring the men's team, 445 00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:05,862 but I am concerned about the now evident animosity 446 00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:07,698 towards your women's team. 447 00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:09,866 Animosity? 448 00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:11,493 You finance wars. 449 00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:14,705 Wars are profitable. 450 00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:19,250 Alright, so what do we do? 451 00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:21,169 Two names left on the list that we have not crossed out. 452 00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:22,253 Good. 453 00:24:22,254 --> 00:24:24,714 Lizzie, by far the best player, but it is not forward. 454 00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:27,842 And Shannon, she's not the best player. and it is not a forward either. 455 00:24:27,843 --> 00:24:29,928 Oh. life is full of difficult decisions, right? 456 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:31,512 Yes ok. 457 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:32,806 Who is in favor of Shannon? 458 00:24:34,975 --> 00:24:36,267 Well, interesting. Very good. 459 00:24:36,268 --> 00:24:37,352 How's Lizzie? 460 00:24:39,229 --> 00:24:40,605 Very good. 461 00:24:40,606 --> 00:24:42,857 Hello, Lizzie. Do you have a second? 462 00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:44,025 Yes. 463 00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:45,943 Hey, you stay there, okay? Just stay there. 464 00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:47,446 It will be two seconds. Good boy. 465 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,241 Hello. 466 00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:54,619 I just wanted to say that I am very grateful that you have considered me, 467 00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:57,371 and I had a lot of fun, even if it was only an afternoon. 468 00:24:57,372 --> 00:24:59,373 Yeah well get ready to have a lot more fun, 469 00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:01,126 because we would love to have you on the team. 470 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,295 - No. - Yes. 471 00:25:04,296 --> 00:25:05,838 - No. - Yes. 472 00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:07,298 - Really? - Yes. 473 00:25:07,299 --> 00:25:09,300 Training is tomorrow at 8:00. 474 00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:10,844 No children. 475 00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:12,929 Welcome to Richmond. 476 00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:14,097 Very well thank you. 477 00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:20,645 Did you make it? 478 00:25:20,646 --> 00:25:22,898 Yes. Isn't that great? 479 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,317 God. You almost knocked me down. 480 00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:28,153 Shall we go home? Yes. 481 00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:30,614 Let's go. Let's go. 482 00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:33,408 Last chance for Shannon. 483 00:25:34,535 --> 00:25:35,993 It's not ready yet, coach. 484 00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:37,912 Yes, and women's football It is not a work of charity. 485 00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:39,289 Well, okay. 486 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,376 Very well, then I... I will tell you. 487 00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:46,171 Shannon. 488 00:25:46,964 --> 00:25:48,297 and you know, You better hear it from him. 489 00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:49,883 It's good for these things. 490 00:25:50,676 --> 00:25:51,926 Not like me. 491 00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:53,554 I've broken a lot of hearts out there. 492 00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:00,810 - Thank you, thank you. - That? 493 00:26:00,811 --> 00:26:02,228 - Seriously, thank you. - Thank you. 494 00:26:02,229 --> 00:26:03,313 Oh really. 495 00:26:06,358 --> 00:26:07,651 I will not fail you. I won't do it. 496 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,361 Welcome to Richmond! 497 00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:16,409 It will not fail them. 498 00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:17,702 We still don't have a front. 499 00:26:17,703 --> 00:26:19,537 Yeah, okay, we'll find one. 500 00:26:19,538 --> 00:26:20,873 That...? How about what's its name? 501 00:26:21,707 --> 00:26:23,457 - Gemma. - Yes, Gemma. What did he say? 502 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:25,627 - He didn't even want to talk to me. - So it wasn't a no. 503 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,298 Well the only way to know if it's a no is to go get that no, to know. 504 00:26:30,299 --> 00:26:31,966 - That? - You two are going on a hike. 505 00:26:31,967 --> 00:26:33,384 - Yes, tomorrow morning. - Shit. 506 00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:34,468 Oh, come on, it's worth a try. 507 00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:35,970 Furthermore, the second time is the charm. 508 00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:37,388 It's "third time's the charm." 509 00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:39,056 Yes, we don't have that much time. 510 00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:43,686 I understand your concerns and I understand them, really, 511 00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:48,901 but what the report does not include That's what I believe... 512 00:26:49,735 --> 00:26:51,320 that this team, 513 00:26:52,029 --> 00:26:55,072 If given a chance, he could be really great. 514 00:26:55,073 --> 00:26:57,034 We do not invest in opportunities. 515 00:26:58,076 --> 00:26:59,411 But that's sport. 516 00:27:00,204 --> 00:27:02,664 That's life, right? A series of opportunities. 517 00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:05,750 The opportunity for you to run this company, 518 00:27:05,751 --> 00:27:07,669 the opportunity to start a family. 519 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:11,631 We took a risk when creating this team. 520 00:27:11,632 --> 00:27:13,925 Yes, for the girls to see 521 00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:17,386 to incredible female athletes doing extraordinary things on the field, 522 00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:22,184 but just as important, so that the children, like your grandson, 523 00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:26,021 can grow in a world where they know no other reality. 524 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:31,150 And to achieve it, 525 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:32,736 We need you to give us a chance. 526 00:27:33,904 --> 00:27:34,988 You. 527 00:27:38,075 --> 00:27:40,911 I was wrong about Brexit. 528 00:27:43,956 --> 00:27:45,207 I'll make a call. 529 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,334 - Thank you. - And thank you 530 00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:49,628 for coming here. 531 00:27:50,546 --> 00:27:52,213 I know it's a long journey, 532 00:27:52,214 --> 00:27:55,299 but that level of professionalism and personalized attention 533 00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:58,052 is precisely what this world desperately needed. Yeah? 534 00:27:58,053 --> 00:27:59,345 Oh, I couldn't agree more. 535 00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:00,722 Oh, sorry. 536 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,641 Oh, fuck me a fucking duck! 537 00:28:03,642 --> 00:28:04,893 I understand. 538 00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:09,231 I'll have a quick dinner here and I'll see you at home. 539 00:28:11,108 --> 00:28:13,234 My girlfriend had a work emergency. 540 00:28:13,235 --> 00:28:14,486 Of course. 541 00:28:15,487 --> 00:28:17,030 - This is on me, sir. - Thank you. 542 00:28:23,287 --> 00:28:25,037 Alright, first day of school. Tell me your rose. 543 00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:26,205 My rose? 544 00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:29,041 Probably all children dream as if they had come straight from Paddington. 545 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:30,377 And your spine? 546 00:28:31,879 --> 00:28:32,879 The school. 547 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,756 Yes, it makes sense. 548 00:28:36,008 --> 00:28:38,510 Since your dad doesn't allow Coca-Cola during the week, 549 00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:41,471 I thought I'd stuff your potatoes for free. 550 00:28:42,014 --> 00:28:43,265 Thanks, Mae. 551 00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,516 Hey, Mae. Are you going to put the game here on Saturday? 552 00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:48,978 Oh yes. We'll just have to watch it via streaming. because they don't show it on normal television. 553 00:28:48,979 --> 00:28:50,062 But I won't be here. 554 00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:52,399 - Why not? - I'll be at the game. 555 00:28:53,150 --> 00:28:54,234 I have a season ticket. 556 00:28:55,736 --> 00:29:00,908 This is the most exciting What has happened to me in my entire fucking life. 557 00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:06,454 I can hear the words, I just can't say them. 558 00:29:06,455 --> 00:29:09,208 - Exact. Welcome to pub life. - Yes. 559 00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:17,508 Can I say again How sorry about last night? 560 00:29:18,550 --> 00:29:19,676 It would be appropriate. 561 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:23,971 But the good side is that My waiter told me to meet his sister. 562 00:29:23,972 --> 00:29:25,515 Did he try to get you a date? 563 00:29:25,516 --> 00:29:27,309 No, his sister is a therapist. 564 00:29:28,185 --> 00:29:29,519 Good. Listen. 565 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:34,106 It's just that I'm used to us being a couple of Friday, Saturday and Sunday, 566 00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:35,567 not from Monday to Thursday. 567 00:29:36,318 --> 00:29:37,818 I understand it, 568 00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:41,864 but if you prefer it not to be here so you can focus, okay. 569 00:29:41,865 --> 00:29:44,409 No, I love having you here. 570 00:29:44,993 --> 00:29:46,827 Would you let me make it up to you? 571 00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:49,205 Let's have a romantic dinner tonight. 572 00:29:49,206 --> 00:29:51,917 I checked. They only have lunch at 2:00 p.m. m. 573 00:29:53,252 --> 00:29:57,339 Well, I think a lunch at 2:00 p.m. m. 574 00:29:58,340 --> 00:30:00,509 It's more romantic than a dinner. 575 00:30:02,052 --> 00:30:03,804 I'll make space for myself. 576 00:30:10,352 --> 00:30:12,813 You are very persuasive. 577 00:30:23,282 --> 00:30:25,200 What the hell are you doing here? 578 00:30:27,286 --> 00:30:30,580 Hello. I'm Ted Lasso, coach of the AFC Richmond women's team. 579 00:30:30,581 --> 00:30:31,707 Can we sit with you? 580 00:30:40,549 --> 00:30:42,176 We want you to join the team. 581 00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:46,638 Alice, I don't owe you anything. 582 00:30:48,724 --> 00:30:50,184 But, Ted, you do seem charming. 583 00:30:50,976 --> 00:30:52,768 And probably right now You are making life impossible for this one, 584 00:30:52,769 --> 00:30:54,187 which I would love to see, 585 00:30:54,188 --> 00:30:56,898 'Cause she's the reason I left to play soccer in the first place. 586 00:30:56,899 --> 00:30:58,025 Did he tell you that? 587 00:30:58,859 --> 00:31:00,527 Well, she's not much of a storyteller. 588 00:31:02,613 --> 00:31:05,990 I wasn't even sure he knew my name. throughout the time we played together. 589 00:31:05,991 --> 00:31:07,910 He usually just called me "lazy cow." 590 00:31:08,744 --> 00:31:09,995 That's because you were a lazy cow. 591 00:31:10,579 --> 00:31:12,246 Would a lazy cow study to become a lawyer? 592 00:31:12,247 --> 00:31:13,623 No joke. A cow with a laptop? 593 00:31:13,624 --> 00:31:16,043 There would be mistakes everywhere, regardless of your work ethic. 594 00:31:20,839 --> 00:31:22,966 I'm not going to lie. It feels good to be loved. 595 00:31:25,093 --> 00:31:27,970 It's not worth being singled out every day. 596 00:31:27,971 --> 00:31:29,305 Let them criticize everything I do. 597 00:31:29,306 --> 00:31:30,973 My God, always the victim. 598 00:31:30,974 --> 00:31:33,643 I wasn't harsh just with you, I was hard on everyone. 599 00:31:33,644 --> 00:31:34,727 You were simply the one who quit. 600 00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:36,730 Oh, you know what? I knew this was a waste of time. 601 00:31:40,734 --> 00:31:41,860 I rest my case. 602 00:31:42,986 --> 00:31:45,196 You can pass to the next person on your list. 603 00:31:45,197 --> 00:31:46,948 That's going to be difficult. 604 00:31:46,949 --> 00:31:48,574 We are looking for a great forward. 605 00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:49,660 I asked the coach if she knew any. 606 00:31:50,744 --> 00:31:52,412 You were his entire list. 607 00:31:54,831 --> 00:31:56,917 But hey, nice to meet you. 608 00:31:59,837 --> 00:32:01,255 You should come watch a game sometime. 609 00:32:10,264 --> 00:32:11,598 Fuck off. 610 00:32:15,644 --> 00:32:16,979 Hi how are you? 611 00:32:21,275 --> 00:32:24,277 Brilliant. Well I'm here to pick up a very important package. 612 00:32:24,278 --> 00:32:26,654 - It's a huge box with... - All packages are important. 613 00:32:26,655 --> 00:32:28,197 Yes of course. 614 00:32:28,198 --> 00:32:29,407 Tracking number? 615 00:32:29,408 --> 00:32:32,368 It is 13788, 616 00:32:32,369 --> 00:32:34,162 and then JFKN. 617 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,416 It is in distribution. 618 00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:40,418 No, I... When I called before, 619 00:32:40,419 --> 00:32:42,336 They told me they weren't going to send for delivery 620 00:32:42,337 --> 00:32:43,672 because I came to pick him up personally. 621 00:32:44,381 --> 00:32:46,382 Who did you talk to? Was it Derek? 622 00:32:46,383 --> 00:32:47,842 Don't know. 623 00:32:47,843 --> 00:32:49,051 Sounds like you talked to Derek. 624 00:32:49,052 --> 00:32:51,596 Okay, well... I would like to Talk to Derek now, please. 625 00:32:51,597 --> 00:32:52,931 It's not here. 626 00:32:53,765 --> 00:32:55,433 You know what? I'll wait for Derek. 627 00:32:55,434 --> 00:32:59,812 While you wait, could you participate? in this customer satisfaction survey? 628 00:32:59,813 --> 00:33:02,691 Oh, he really doesn't want me to do that. right now. 629 00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:15,412 -Hey, Keeley, just... - I don't know where the uniforms are, Roy. 630 00:33:15,913 --> 00:33:17,205 That? 631 00:33:17,206 --> 00:33:19,165 I just drove two fucking hours to a shipping center, 632 00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:21,626 only to discover that the uniforms They are going here in a truck, 633 00:33:21,627 --> 00:33:24,003 although I told Derek not to put them in the truck. 634 00:33:24,004 --> 00:33:25,880 -What did Derek do? - Did you put them in a truck? 635 00:33:25,881 --> 00:33:27,591 He put them in the fucking truck! 636 00:33:28,175 --> 00:33:30,010 Are they here? No, of course not. 637 00:33:30,594 --> 00:33:32,178 And I just ruined our first match! 638 00:33:32,179 --> 00:33:34,556 Alright. It doesn't really matter that much. It's just a friendly one. 639 00:33:37,559 --> 00:33:38,769 Oh, just a friendly one? 640 00:33:40,103 --> 00:33:41,104 Just a friendly one? 641 00:33:42,064 --> 00:33:43,773 Women don't have friendlies, Roy. 642 00:33:43,774 --> 00:33:45,692 Either we succeed or we fail. That's all. 643 00:33:46,318 --> 00:33:49,028 And that stupid report says that We are going to fail, I am going to fail. 644 00:33:49,029 --> 00:33:50,655 You are not going to fail. 645 00:33:50,656 --> 00:33:53,450 You are Keeley Jones, Woman on Top. 646 00:33:54,117 --> 00:33:55,911 Vanity Fair said it. 647 00:33:57,579 --> 00:33:58,580 Screw that article. 648 00:34:04,670 --> 00:34:06,922 Shit. 649 00:34:11,176 --> 00:34:12,177 Good. 650 00:34:29,027 --> 00:34:30,027 My God. 651 00:34:52,050 --> 00:34:54,593 Oh yes. Great question. Thanks, Sarah. 652 00:34:54,594 --> 00:34:58,389 So hearsay evidence is not admissible. in a criminal trial. 653 00:34:58,390 --> 00:35:01,517 However, there are circumstances in which it could be considered admissible. 654 00:35:01,518 --> 00:35:05,855 For example, when to admit evidence furthers the interest of justice. 655 00:35:05,856 --> 00:35:08,566 For example, if a witness is not available, 656 00:35:08,567 --> 00:35:10,902 either because he died or is out of the country, 657 00:35:10,903 --> 00:35:13,029 or fear for their safety. 658 00:35:13,030 --> 00:35:17,491 For example, records maintained during the normal course of trade or business. 659 00:35:17,492 --> 00:35:23,415 For example, invoices. Account statements. For example... 660 00:35:29,046 --> 00:35:30,631 Gemma, where are you going? 661 00:35:34,510 --> 00:35:35,511 Bye bye. 662 00:35:36,261 --> 00:35:37,387 Alright. 663 00:35:38,555 --> 00:35:40,264 Sorry, where was I? 664 00:35:40,265 --> 00:35:42,100 - "For example". - Yes, great. Thanks, Sarah. 665 00:35:42,601 --> 00:35:43,894 For example... 666 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,062 A new day in Richmond 667 00:35:46,063 --> 00:35:50,942 brings the dawn of a new era, as women of AFC Richmond prepare for their debut. 668 00:35:50,943 --> 00:35:53,236 It's a moment that has been preparing for years. 669 00:35:53,237 --> 00:35:55,196 This is a club that knows very well 670 00:35:55,197 --> 00:35:58,616 that things cannot be rushed when they need to be perfect. 671 00:35:58,617 --> 00:36:00,744 Please, please, please, please, please. 672 00:36:08,001 --> 00:36:10,628 my god, I can't believe you're really here. 673 00:36:10,629 --> 00:36:13,257 - Are you Miss Keeley Jones? - Yes, it's me. 674 00:36:13,966 --> 00:36:16,343 Wait, I recognize her. 675 00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:19,805 Woman on Top, right? 676 00:36:21,181 --> 00:36:22,181 Yes. 677 00:36:22,182 --> 00:36:23,933 I fucking love Vanity Fair. 678 00:36:23,934 --> 00:36:25,685 He dropped a little bit when Graydon Carter left, 679 00:36:25,686 --> 00:36:28,105 but hey, at least they still have the Proust Questionnaire. 680 00:36:28,981 --> 00:36:30,065 One second. 681 00:36:46,373 --> 00:36:47,958 Is something wrong? 682 00:36:49,835 --> 00:36:53,005 No, this is incredible. Thank you. 683 00:36:55,048 --> 00:36:56,592 - Have a good day. - Yes, yes. 684 00:36:58,218 --> 00:37:00,261 My God. 685 00:37:00,262 --> 00:37:01,429 Hello, Roy! 686 00:37:01,430 --> 00:37:04,765 Oh, hello. I was just calling to wish you luck today. 687 00:37:04,766 --> 00:37:07,519 Wow! How nice of you. Thank you. 688 00:37:08,103 --> 00:37:09,687 - Is everything okay? - Yes, great. 689 00:37:09,688 --> 00:37:12,356 AFC Richmond women are about to play their first game in history without their uniforms, 690 00:37:12,357 --> 00:37:13,941 so everyone will think that this team is a joke, 691 00:37:13,942 --> 00:37:15,444 but most already think so, so it's not that big of a deal. 692 00:37:16,028 --> 00:37:17,195 Is there anything I can do? 693 00:37:17,196 --> 00:37:19,322 You could go back in time and steal from him the identity of a man named Derek 694 00:37:19,323 --> 00:37:22,366 who works in the shipping center and make sure my packages arrive on time. 695 00:37:22,367 --> 00:37:25,245 Although that would not be the most responsible for time travel, right? 696 00:37:25,787 --> 00:37:27,872 you should go back and cheer up Hitler's art teacher 697 00:37:27,873 --> 00:37:29,165 to support him more. 698 00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:32,919 And then, if you feel like stop by 2025 on the way home 699 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,170 and solve the Derek thing, 700 00:37:34,171 --> 00:37:36,839 I mean, you would be my hero for all times. 701 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,092 So yeah, see you in the future. Thank you. 702 00:37:48,519 --> 00:37:49,686 Shit. 703 00:37:51,897 --> 00:37:53,899 Hey, game day. Come on. 704 00:37:59,238 --> 00:38:00,738 - Hey, buddy, are you okay? - Yes, 705 00:38:00,739 --> 00:38:02,782 I'm finally seeing this Susan Boyle audition. 706 00:38:02,783 --> 00:38:04,325 She is the most talented woman in the world. 707 00:38:04,326 --> 00:38:05,661 Very sure. 708 00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:14,086 Hey, Gemma. What are you doing here? 709 00:38:14,670 --> 00:38:17,463 I would like to play on the team. If they still love me. 710 00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:20,050 Well, that suits us perfectly, because we still want to. Right, everyone? 711 00:38:21,051 --> 00:38:22,093 Welcome aboard. 712 00:38:22,094 --> 00:38:23,386 Did you drop out of law school? 713 00:38:23,387 --> 00:38:25,389 No. I'm going to do both. 714 00:38:26,723 --> 00:38:28,016 One foot in and one foot out. 715 00:38:29,101 --> 00:38:30,518 Well hey, Yes it works for hokey pokey. 716 00:38:30,519 --> 00:38:31,603 Hey, June! 717 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,857 June, this is Gemma Jay, our new front. 718 00:38:35,858 --> 00:38:37,149 Substitute forward. 719 00:38:37,150 --> 00:38:38,276 And he's joining us today. 720 00:38:38,277 --> 00:38:40,528 Can we get you a uniform please? And make sure it's ready to play? 721 00:38:40,529 --> 00:38:42,281 Clear. Wait. 722 00:38:42,948 --> 00:38:44,366 - What's happening? - Nothing. 723 00:38:44,992 --> 00:38:46,577 - Alright. - Gemma, you can follow me. 724 00:38:51,957 --> 00:38:53,792 We'll see how long it lasts before resigning. 725 00:38:54,376 --> 00:38:58,171 Well, coach, I feel obligated to remind you that you resigned in my first week. 726 00:38:58,172 --> 00:39:00,923 No, actually I submitted my resignation. It's very different. 727 00:39:00,924 --> 00:39:04,136 Yes, and "flatulence" is just a fancy word fart, but they both stink. 728 00:39:11,518 --> 00:39:13,019 Good answer. 729 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:16,773 Hi how are you? I need 22 women's soccer uniforms. 730 00:39:17,357 --> 00:39:18,775 Like in 45 minutes? 731 00:39:19,276 --> 00:39:20,402 I'm very serious. 732 00:39:21,195 --> 00:39:22,196 Hello? 733 00:39:22,738 --> 00:39:23,739 Hello? 734 00:39:25,115 --> 00:39:26,116 Oh shit. 735 00:39:29,161 --> 00:39:31,037 Phoebe, what are you doing here? 736 00:39:31,038 --> 00:39:33,290 Uncle Roy said you needed backup. 737 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:36,293 Hello! 738 00:39:38,962 --> 00:39:41,214 Good afternoon and welcome to Milk Park. 739 00:39:41,215 --> 00:39:44,967 I'm Rebecca Lowe with the former champion from Europe Jill Scott, 740 00:39:44,968 --> 00:39:47,553 live online 741 00:39:47,554 --> 00:39:50,890 As we prepare for the debut of AFC Richmond Women 742 00:39:50,891 --> 00:39:55,269 against the visiting Hayes and Yeading in this historic friendly. 743 00:39:55,270 --> 00:40:00,525 It's a momentous occasion and the stadium pulses with excitement. 744 00:40:00,526 --> 00:40:05,447 Such a great moment that could only be captured by streaming. 745 00:40:06,907 --> 00:40:08,699 - So, Matthijs, how was your trip? -Leslie... 746 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:12,203 Well my wife stood me up for dinner three days in a row. 747 00:40:12,204 --> 00:40:15,581 A waiter thinks I'm pitiful, 748 00:40:15,582 --> 00:40:18,626 but it hasn't rained. So that's fine. It's great. 749 00:40:18,627 --> 00:40:22,505 Yes, I had an ex who also liked to be humiliated. 750 00:40:22,506 --> 00:40:25,884 He used to dress up as a baby and clean my toilet. 751 00:40:30,138 --> 00:40:31,598 Yeah. 752 00:40:38,021 --> 00:40:39,898 Nice uniforms. Did they get them from a dumpster? 753 00:40:40,399 --> 00:40:43,776 Yes, the same one where your mom left you after you came out of his ass. 754 00:40:43,777 --> 00:40:45,821 Come on, damn it! 755 00:40:46,321 --> 00:40:48,824 And here comes Richmond with... 756 00:40:50,492 --> 00:40:53,578 ...some unexpectedly unique new uniforms. 757 00:40:53,579 --> 00:40:56,122 They won't see me judging a book by its cover, 758 00:40:56,123 --> 00:40:59,459 no matter how blindingly full of bright let that cover be there. 759 00:41:00,210 --> 00:41:01,419 They are perfect. 760 00:41:01,420 --> 00:41:04,673 Of course, the real uniforms would have been better, more professional. 761 00:41:07,801 --> 00:41:08,802 Press! 762 00:41:09,678 --> 00:41:11,554 Well, the style of Richmond uniforms 763 00:41:11,555 --> 00:41:14,849 It has been the only exciting thing What has happened in the game so far? 764 00:41:14,850 --> 00:41:17,018 and there's not much playing time left. 765 00:41:17,019 --> 00:41:18,352 Today they should have distributed 766 00:41:18,353 --> 00:41:20,814 triple espresso shots along with towels to cheer up. 767 00:41:21,481 --> 00:41:25,151 Sure, Richmond just lost one forward due to a cruciate ligament injury and another due to pregnancy. 768 00:41:25,152 --> 00:41:27,195 So this dying attack not surprising. 769 00:41:27,196 --> 00:41:29,072 Press. Press. 770 00:41:30,574 --> 00:41:32,618 Do we have to go to all the women's games? 771 00:41:35,621 --> 00:41:38,539 I mean, defensively we're containing them, but how many shots on goal do we have? 772 00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:40,792 - Zero. - Why do you feel like less? 773 00:41:49,134 --> 00:41:50,469 Put Gemma in. 774 00:41:52,179 --> 00:41:53,263 It's worth a try. 775 00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:56,224 It's worth a try. 776 00:41:56,225 --> 00:41:58,268 Hey, Gemma, you come in on 23rd. 777 00:42:01,104 --> 00:42:02,856 - Warm up. - I'm not well. 778 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:06,944 - How nice to be young. - Yes, and stupid. 779 00:42:08,111 --> 00:42:10,322 And entering the game for Richmond... 780 00:42:12,658 --> 00:42:14,659 I don't have this person in my notes. 781 00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:20,958 A mysterious intruder, wrapped in the seductive intrigue of anonymity. 782 00:42:22,835 --> 00:42:25,461 Well, after watching for a while to number 47 Richmond, 783 00:42:25,462 --> 00:42:27,839 we may have a speedster on his hands, Jill. 784 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,800 Whoever she is, she's fast. 785 00:43:01,081 --> 00:43:02,206 And they have achieved it. 786 00:43:02,207 --> 00:43:04,750 Richmond has won its debut match, 787 00:43:04,751 --> 00:43:08,964 1-0 with a spectacular goal from... whatever it's called. 788 00:43:12,843 --> 00:43:15,178 Hey Gemma, my verdict is: great goal. 789 00:43:15,179 --> 00:43:16,263 Thanks, coach. 790 00:43:18,432 --> 00:43:19,516 Next time, follow your own punchline. 791 00:43:20,767 --> 00:43:22,269 - Well done, Gemma. - Great match. 792 00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:24,313 You broke it. 793 00:43:32,112 --> 00:43:34,030 - Hello. - Congratulations on the match. 794 00:43:34,031 --> 00:43:36,240 Thank you. It doesn't matter though. 795 00:43:36,241 --> 00:43:37,618 It was just a friendly match, right? 796 00:43:39,161 --> 00:43:40,537 Listen, I... 797 00:43:41,580 --> 00:43:43,623 I'm sorry I contributed to your stress this week. 798 00:43:43,624 --> 00:43:47,793 Alright. I am sorry to have been completely crazy all week. 799 00:43:47,794 --> 00:43:49,838 Were you? I didn't notice it. 800 00:43:52,841 --> 00:43:56,511 - What's that? - Oh, I ordered my own report 801 00:43:56,512 --> 00:43:58,679 on the sustainability of women's football, 802 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,891 something-something and something-something-something in Richmond. 803 00:44:01,892 --> 00:44:04,019 I thought maybe you would like it take a look at it sometime. 804 00:44:06,230 --> 00:44:07,523 Thank you. 805 00:44:08,357 --> 00:44:10,484 - Have a good night. - Yes, you too, Roy. 806 00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:30,795 Is it just you tonight, or...? 807 00:44:30,796 --> 00:44:32,965 Oh no, someone is coming to accompany me. Thank you. 808 00:44:40,472 --> 00:44:41,640 - Hello. - Where are you? 809 00:44:42,891 --> 00:44:44,935 What do you mean where? I'm at the restaurant. Where are you...? 810 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,526 Hello. 811 00:44:54,945 --> 00:44:57,029 Sorry, I just had to make sure. 812 00:44:57,030 --> 00:44:59,324 that you were really here before showing his face again. 813 00:45:01,535 --> 00:45:03,411 Oh look, yes it exists. 814 00:45:03,412 --> 00:45:06,081 I told you it's real. You can touch it. 815 00:45:11,712 --> 00:45:14,131 Poor guy. He had to hire a prostitute to save face.