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Oh, my coach just emailed me.
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They're redoing the gym at Wesleyan,
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so I have to show up for preseason
training, like, right after graduation.
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That early?
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I knew that fucking coach had it
out for me.
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Yeah, she definitely built
the schedule based
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on how much it would hurt you.
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No, it's just...
I had big plans for us in June.
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I wanted to take some trips,
hit the beach.
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I also thought it could be awesome
if I just, like, stared at you a bunch.
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Aw, pimp...
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Are you gonna be depressed
all alone in this big house?
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It's just gonna be you and me, man.
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Big boy party, right?
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A couple of big boys doing big boy things.
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Big boys!
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You gotta move out of that pool house.
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Marisol must be going nuts.
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Yeah, it's not our favorite. [sighs]
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Okay, maybe we should pump the brakes
on convincing other people
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to leave my dad
now that I'm leaving my dad?
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Guys, I'm gonna be absolutely fine,
I promise.
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You know how it's been super noisy
at my apartment
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because my mom's been training birds?
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- No.
- How would we know that?
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- I knew that.
- Maybe when Alice abandons you,
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I could move in here.
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[chuckles]
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Is it sad
that I just actually considered that?
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- Yeah. It's not great.
- You know where to find me, roomie.
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[chuckles]
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- You're not gonna leave, right, Sean?
- I'm never leaving, Jimmy.
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'Cause we are big boys.
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Oh.
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You just don't leave me like this.
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- Fine.
- [Jimmy] There it is.
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See, it's gonna be like that every night.
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Hey, Maya.
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Got your message
about needing to skip this week.
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It's totally fine.
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Uh, but if you do that shit again,
I'm gonna find you.
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Give you therapy wherever you are,
gym, roller coaster, somebody else's bed.
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It does not matter to me.
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- All right, bye.
- [phone buzzes]
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Okay, what's the damn emergency, Liz?
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Derek's mother's been here for two days.
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I'm already losing my shit.
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- Oh, what's she doing?
- [Liz] Nothing.
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She's being perfectly kind.
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That's why she's an evil genius.
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Do you know what
that bitch said to me this morning?
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"Derek's lucky to have you."
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Well, that's rough.
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- What the hell's wrong with you?
- You're not getting it.
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She says the right words
with the right tone,
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and then she holds eye contact
for an extra few seconds
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so I can feel
the judgment that no one else can.
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[Derek's mother] Liz.
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[stammers] Hold, hold, hold.
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Yeah?
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Hi. Do you, um, do you have any
of those popsicles that Derek loves?
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I gotcha.
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- What?
- Sorry, I...
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I don't know what you've been doing,
but you look gorgeous.
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Thank you.
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Could you feel that?
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Yeah, I gotta go, Liz.
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[stammers]
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I had a nice loud voice
before Parkinson's.
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- I miss it.
- Yeah.
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And I hate all those vocal exercises.
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I hate 'em too.
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When I do the yelling one,
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I find it helps to yell about something
that really annoys me like, uh,
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"Kids shouldn't be
allowed in restaurants."
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- Oh. Yeah.
- [Paul] Mmm.
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"Dick should not be short for Richard."
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"Twins confuse and frighten me."
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I like that one.
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Feels good.
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I'm trying to wind down my practice,
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and Sykes keeps sending me
these Parkinson's patients.
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- They're not cheerful like I am.
- [chuckles]
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Yeah, I love how
you know yourself so well.
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Look, you're a positive role model.
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I'm very proud of you.
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Go on if you want.
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[chuckles] Are you feeling
a little sorry for yourself
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since your tremors have become bilateral?
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Now I got two shaky hands.
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I got 24-hour jazz hands.
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Fosse. Fosse. Fosse.
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All right.
That's a normal progression. [sighs]
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But if you need to vent, it's okay.
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You... I mean, you can complain to me.
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I know that, and that's why I don't do it.
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Right, right. Because suffering in silence
makes you brave,
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and you want
to be the best there is at Parkinson's.
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Is that what they're saying?
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That I'm the best?
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Oh.
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Top ten at least.
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- [Jimmy] ♪ I have died every day... ♪
- [sighs]
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- [Jimmy] ♪ Waiting for you ♪
- [kisses]
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♪ Darling, don't be afraid ♪
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♪ I have loved you
For a thousand years ♪
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♪ I'll love you for a thousand more ♪
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Ready?
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♪ Time stands still
Beauty in all she is ♪
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♪ I will be grape
I will not... ♪
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[mutters]
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What?
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It's "brave," sweetie. [chuckles]
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I'm pretty sure it's "grape."
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How can you be grape?
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Like, how can one be grape?
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I'm the grapiest girl.
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- You're a grape guy.
- [chuckles] We're grape together.
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[chuckles] It's my birthday, my lyrics.
Keep playing.
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- From the chorus?
- [Tia] Yeah, let's do it.
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♪ I have died every day waiting for you ♪
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♪ Darling, don't be afraid ♪
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♪ I have loved you for a thousand years ♪
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♪ I'll love you for a thousand more ♪
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[Jimmy] ♪ I have died every day
Waiting for you ♪
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♪ Darling, don't be afraid ♪
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♪ I have loved you for a thousand years ♪
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♪ I'm going to love you
For a thousand more ♪
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Yeah, it's her birthday tomorrow,
so she's just been on my mind a lot.
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Oh, I remember grape night.
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Mom's sing-alongs were so much fun.
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For you maybe. Not for me.
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There's more pressure
when you have talent.
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You guys wouldn't know.
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[sucks teeth] Tell us
how we can cheer you up.
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You don't have to.
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Guys, it's okay to be melancholy
from time to time.
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From time to time?
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- [chuckles]
- [Brian] Hey, you know what?
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I'm just glad that at least one person
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in this family
still remembers Tia's birthdays.
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- Oh.
- Oh, my God. It was one time.
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She's only had one birthday
since she died.
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You're batting a thousand
for missed dead mom birthdays.
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Your mom loved her birthdays so much.
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Mmm. Now you're making me sad.
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Me too. Hey, you know what cheers me up?
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Saying rude things
to strangers who can't hear you
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because they're listening
to their AirPods.
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Here. Watch this.
Here we go. [clears throat]
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Hey.
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Sun hat, sunglasses, and sun shirt.
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- Maybe next time stay inside. [chuckles]
- [laughs]
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Okay, here. Jimmy, get this guy.
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[Jimmy groans] Fine.
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Nice walking stick, Grandpa.
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Well, thank you. [chuckles]
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It's extendable.
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You just move these little blue thingies
here and it opens right up.
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You wanna give it a go?
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- I'm good.
- Yeah?
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Yeah, but it was, uh, nice to talk to you,
and have a good day.
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- You too. [chuckles] Bye now.
- [Brian chuckles]
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- Goddamn it, Brian.
- [chuckles] Those were hearing aids.
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- I know.
- [chuckles] And they work very well.
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["Frightening Fishes"
by Benjamin Gibbard playing]
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["It's My Party" playing on phone]
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[phone buzzing]
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[chuckles]
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Hey, I remembered all by myself.
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Hey, I'm just checking in.
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Your mom's birthday shouldn't be
a day of self-hatred.
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That's New Year's Eve.
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How you doing? You good?
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Yeah, just worried about Dad.
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At the grocery store, he got sad eyes
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and said the woman on the Skinnygirl
Margarita bottle looked like Mom.
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That's a silhouette.
She doesn't even have a face.
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- [chuckles]
- I actually visited your mom this morning
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and I introduced her to Derrick.
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I knew she was happy for me
because when I held his hand,
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two butterflies flew by fucking.
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That is so Mom.
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- Yeah.
- Okay, I gotta go get coffee.
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He's gonna need me
to be strong for him today.
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- [sucks teeth] Love you. Bye.
- [Gaby] Love you.
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[Brian clears throat]
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[both imitating air horn]
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[clears throat] Jimmy,
it's more like... [imitating air horn]
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I'm doing it... [imitating air horn]
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- I feel like we're making the same sound.
- I don't think so. [imitating air horn]
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- [imitating air horn]
- [imitating air horn]
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Uh, what's happening?
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- What?
- What's happening?
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I realized... [sighs]
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...that this is
the last birthday of your mom's
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that we're gonna get to spend together
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before you go off to college,
and I'm not gonna let it be a sad day.
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We are gonna celebrate.
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Oh, my God.
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Is that a leftovers omelet?
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Fuck yeah, it is.
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It's your mom's favorite breakfast.
Remember?
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Whatever was about to go bad
in the fridge,
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all chopped up with eggs and cheese.
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Today we have lo mein
and half a jar of olives.
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So, it's-it's more like a "vomelet".
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[laughs] Oh, use that with your friends
and tell me if it goes viral.
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- Be older.
- Bitch.
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Brian wanted to come with, and I thought
maybe you'd like to invite Summer?
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I will.
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Dad, this is really cool of you.
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It is cool, right?
It's gonna be a great day.
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- Yeah.
- Like...
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It's gonna be really great.
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- No. No. No, no, no, no.
- [Brian] No. Don't, don't. No.
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Hey, no, no face fall. [imitates air horn]
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I'm not face falling.
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[stutters] I know. [imitates air horn]
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What are we doing?
Let's go... Let's go have some fun.
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Okay, what's on the agenda?
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- Should we... Should we get some mimosas?
- [Alice] Ooh!
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- Maybe do a coffee crawl?
- Or...
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[sucks teeth] Oh, man.
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There you go, Dad. [exhales deeply]
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You're ajar. Let me help you out here.
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Oh, shoot.
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I left my book upstairs.
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All Fours is a page turner.
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Menopausal women aren't done.
I'll tell you that. [chuckles]
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- I got it.
- No, I got it.
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Your job is to chill...
[grunts] ...eat leafy shit,
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and not walk anywhere
without your heart pillow.
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Thanks for taking
such good care of me, pal.
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You're a natural.
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It makes me think you could be
a physical therapist.
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Maybe.
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My friends would freak out
if I was a doctor.
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Well, it's not quite a doctor,
but, um, close enough.
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- I'll go get your weird book.
- Okay. Thanks, doc.
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He's such a sweet boy.
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Takes after both of you.
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Thank you.
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[Gaby] Man, oh, man.
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Mama needs a mint because I just housed
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a bunch of garlic knots in the car,
and it was not pretty.
247
00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:10,837
- Gaby, there she is. My stinky girl.
- Oh. Oh, wow. Stinky girl.
248
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,964
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- That's a little too much energy.
249
00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,048
[gasps] Wow.
250
00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:16,050
- Hi, you must be Mama Bishop.
- [chuckles]
251
00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:18,219
Big fan of your son, love the hair.
252
00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:21,722
Oh, he's always been like that.
He practically came out of the womb
253
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,391
- with a bob.
- [mouthing] ...with a bob.
254
00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:25,561
- [laughs]
- Oh... [blows raspberry] ...Mom.
255
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,313
- Hi. I'm Connie.
- I'm Gaby.
256
00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:32,568
Constance, you never told me
to call you Connie.
257
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,322
You can call me Connie.
258
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,951
Let's-Let's go on a mint hunt.
259
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,871
[sighs]
260
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:48,541
And buried to your left,
according to a quick Google search,
261
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:54,005
is Arlene who died a widow
because she murdered her husband.
262
00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:57,175
- Fun twist, babe. Yeah.
- Murder Arlene is my hero.
263
00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:59,218
Mom loved gossiping about her neighbors.
264
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,720
- [Jimmy] Mmm.
- [Alice] Hey, Mom.
265
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:04,098
We all wore our most problematic T-shirts
that you ever gave us,
266
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:06,768
and we're having fun on your birthday
like we always did.
267
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,687
And none of us have ever forgotten
what day that birthday is.
268
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:12,107
Lying to the dead? So sad.
269
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:15,903
I just want to say, "Respect."
270
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,822
You always drove me home from school
when my mom forgot.
271
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,199
She also taught me how to put in a tampon.
272
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,619
- [clicks tongue] Oh.
- Not while she was driving.
273
00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:25,662
It was in the car though.
274
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,584
Whoa, who's the smokeshow?
275
00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,628
It looks like a hot Louis.
276
00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:34,253
[Jimmy] Holy shit.
277
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,880
It is Louis.
278
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:36,964
Gasp.
279
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,634
Why did he ever shave his beard?
280
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,679
I mentioned we were gonna be here,
but I didn't think he'd show up.
281
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:44,348
- Hi.
- Hey, man.
282
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,642
Hope I'm not intruding.
283
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,144
What's "updog?"
284
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,729
Nothing. What's up with you?
285
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:52,939
- [Alice giggles]
- Yes.
286
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,732
- Never got this to work before.
- [laughs]
287
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:57,026
- Holy shit. It's like a fucking rush.
- [laughs]
288
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,237
- We did it, babe. [kisses]
- [laughs]
289
00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:02,657
Now that that's out of the way, we were
just gonna play Mom's favorite game.
290
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,408
Have you ever played Chubby Bunny?
291
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:08,871
Uh, no, but my uncle used
to ask that a lot, and now he's in prison.
292
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:11,040
Way to bring down
the graveyard hang, Louis.
293
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,375
- Sorry.
- All right.
294
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:15,837
You're gonna fit as many marshmallows
as you can into your mouth,
295
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,965
and then we're gonna say,
"I love you, Mom."
296
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:19,549
You can say, "Tia."
297
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:20,926
- Thank you.
- [Brian chuckles]
298
00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:22,927
Ready, set... Oh, we're going.
299
00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:24,679
Get set, go, go, go.
300
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,055
- [Brian] Oh.
- [Summer] Mmm.
301
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,139
Mmm.
302
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,767
- [Alice] I love you, Mom!
- [Brian, Jimmy, Summer] We love you, Tia!
303
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:32,646
- [Brian mumbles] Just for you.
- [Summer] Mmm.
304
00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:34,772
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, shit.
305
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:35,940
- Oh.
- We got it. It's okay.
306
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,316
We'll get you, we'll get you.
307
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,610
- Okay. Okay. Oh.
- [Alice screams]
308
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,279
- Sorry. Sorry.
- [Brian] Whoa.
309
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,488
- Okay.
- Thank you.
310
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,823
[chuckles] She almost got you back.
311
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,284
[Alice] Brian.
312
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,997
[Gaby] At first,
I thought you was making that shit up.
313
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,540
If we weren't in the room,
314
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:55,418
I feel like she would suck in her breath
real quick and eat your soul.
315
00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:57,962
- I told you. Thank you, thank you.
- [Gaby] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
316
00:13:57,963 --> 00:14:00,173
- I just needed someone to see it.
- [Gaby] Mmm.
317
00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,091
So, what's the history there?
318
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,011
And smile so it doesn't look
like we're talking shit.
319
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,805
[both laughing]
320
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:10,474
We used to go at each other constantly.
321
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:13,269
- [Gaby] Hmm.
- Yeah, she was always criticizing
322
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,353
- my parenting...
- Mm-hmm.
323
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,731
- ...saying I was over-involved.
- Ooh. Uh-oh. [laughing]
324
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:19,443
And then, finally, she told me to pause.
325
00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:21,485
She told me to pause, Gaby.
326
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,737
[chuckles] Oh.
327
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,113
She TiVoed your ass?
328
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:27,241
It was my breaking point,
so I took a deep breath,
329
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,285
and I made some healthy boundaries.
330
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,078
You want me to think
that you didn't fire back?
331
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:34,832
I may have called her "Cunstance".
332
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,167
Wow.
333
00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:39,588
How am I going to survive
the rest of the week?
334
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:43,132
Oh, shit. I don't know. I gotta go.
Sean wants me to meet him.
335
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,967
- No, no, no. You can't. Gaby.
- No. I have to.
336
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,427
- You cannot. You're not going.
- I have to.
337
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:47,512
[Connie] Oh, there he is.
338
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,138
- What a sweet boy.
- Sean wants me to meet him.
339
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,723
- No, he doesn't. He text me.
- No, he didn't.
340
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,517
No, he did. He texted me.
He doesn't want you to come over.
341
00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:53,726
- No, he didn't say that.
- He did.
342
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,229
Okay, I gotta go. But I am really glad
I got to see this dynamic.
343
00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:59,357
I might write a paper about it.
But look, she's gonna be gone soon.
344
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:02,276
And Derek doesn't need any more stress,
otherwise his heart will explode
345
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:03,778
and that would just be like super messy.
346
00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:04,987
- Okay?
- Right. Okay.
347
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,072
- Babe...
- Yeah?
348
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,698
...I'm gonna give you
the exact opposite advice
349
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,700
- that I normally give my patients.
- Okay.
350
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,911
I want you to bottle this shit up,
351
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,038
slap a big, dumb smile on your face...
352
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,998
- [Liz] Mm-hmm.
- ...and then just disassociate.
353
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,208
That's my specialty.
354
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:18,335
That's right.
355
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,838
- Dial down the sociopath, all right?
- Okay.
356
00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:24,882
Love you. Bye, Train. Bye, Mama Bishop.
357
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,300
- Nice meeting you.
- Bye-bye.
358
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,761
- [Gaby] Bye.
- See you, G.
359
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,595
- [Derek] Hey, babe.
- Hey.
360
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,682
Do you think it's weird
to have my mom massage my feet?
361
00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:35,184
Yeah, but better her than me.
362
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,894
That's funny.
363
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:39,147
Liz, you kill me.
364
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,483
Right back at you, Connie.
365
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:46,612
I'm gonna... [muttering]
366
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,614
Um. Uh...
367
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,617
Thank you so much
for coming all the way down here
368
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,328
to help us out
out of the goodness of your heart.
369
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:55,705
Yeah, I want free food for a week,
370
00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:57,957
and if I want you
to try deep frying something...
371
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,333
- [Sean stammers]
- ...you have to do it.
372
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,628
No questions, no judgments.
373
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,715
- Deal.
- All right. What do you want?
374
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:09,719
So, a bunch of other vets started coming
down to work out with us at the MMA gym.
375
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:13,557
We thought it might be cool
to put together a kind of support group.
376
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,558
Some of the other guys are struggling.
377
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:19,937
So, would you ever help us
run something like that?
378
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:21,022
[Gaby] Are you kidding me?
379
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,399
This is the exact kind of stuff
I wanna be doing.
380
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,860
And trust me, there's nothing more healing
than talking your shit out
381
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:28,530
with people who are going
through the exact same thing you are.
382
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,490
Ray, Gerry, thanks for coming.
383
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,576
Fuck Parkinson's.
384
00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:34,202
Fuck Parkinson's.
385
00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:35,828
Fuck it in the face.
386
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,705
Fuck it in its mother's face.
387
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,123
That's too much. It's too much.
388
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,375
Yeah, I felt it, yeah.
389
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,586
He relaxes, y-you might start to like him.
390
00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:44,670
Or not.
391
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,048
It's a 50-50 thing.
392
00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:47,965
Anything actually wrong with you?
393
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:51,010
Uh, I have stage one prostate cancer.
394
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,094
That's cool.
395
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,304
You can stay.
396
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:54,597
Thanks.
397
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:57,016
So... [stutters] ...who's gonna start?
Not you.
398
00:16:57,017 --> 00:17:01,187
Oh, ever since I went bilateral,
I can't stop thinking about
399
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,481
all the things
I'm not gonna be able to do.
400
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:06,859
Like, write my name,
you know, or play a record.
401
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,904
Hold a cup of... [stutters] ...coffee.
402
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,405
Man, that's tough.
403
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,449
I mostly just have peeing stuff.
404
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,660
You're not so special.
405
00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:16,993
I also have the peeing stuff.
406
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,788
Guys, it's not a competition.
407
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:20,707
Paul, you've helped so many people.
408
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,627
Think about your legacy,
the things you've accomplished.
409
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,002
You-You're the one who said to me,
410
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,506
I should never think about
things I can't do.
411
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:30,508
He made me focus on-on the little things.
412
00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:32,969
This jerk made me do that too.
413
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:34,387
Case in point.
414
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:37,390
I feel very lucky
to be hanging out with you two.
415
00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:38,975
We're much cooler than you.
416
00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:40,268
Lucky is an understatement.
417
00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:41,353
[Ray] Hmm.
418
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:48,276
So we talked and his life was bleak,
like Requiem for a Dream bleak,
419
00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:50,778
and not the middle part
where they're enjoying the heroin.
420
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:54,073
The end where everyone's ass to ass,
and you realize heroin's no fun at all.
421
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,492
- Brian.
- [stutters] Kellie asked how we met.
422
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:57,743
- I didn't.
- She didn't.
423
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,662
- She didn't.
- [Brian sighs]
424
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:01,873
I'm just gonna grab her.
I don't know if she should hear this.
425
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:03,791
Oh, she's heard this story before.
[chuckles]
426
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,502
It's the only way I can get her
to go to sleep.
427
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,212
It was great to meet you, Sutton.
428
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,215
See you in my office one day, kid.
429
00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:12,925
Should I be at all concerned
430
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,887
that Alice and Summer are having
no trouble getting booze for tonight?
431
00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:18,431
- Oh, no. They're self-starters.
- They're empowered.
432
00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:20,057
- It's good.
- Okay.
433
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:23,936
So, Louis,
how has life been now that you're hot?
434
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,314
[chuckles]
435
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,066
I mean, pretty good, actually.
436
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:31,819
You'll be proud of me. I learned
how to make a drinkable cup of coffee,
437
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:37,491
and I got promoted at work,
and I have started seeing someone.
438
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,620
It'd be funny if I killed her. [laughs]
439
00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:42,623
Sorry, I don't know why I said that.
That was probably some leftover.
440
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:44,625
Anyway, that's great.
441
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,792
We met at this British pub.
442
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,544
We both went for bangers and mash.
443
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:50,297
- Is that a sex thing?
- It can be.
444
00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:53,216
I actually think that Tuppence
is the only other Brit
445
00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:55,927
I've met in San Diego,
so maybe that's how we...
446
00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:57,470
I'm sorry. Did you say Tuppence?
447
00:18:57,471 --> 00:18:58,930
Yeah, Tuppence, that's her name.
448
00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:01,349
- That's not a real name.
- He named his baby Sutton.
449
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:04,603
Oh, I'm sorry, is Tuppence a two-time
Tony Award-winning Broadway legend?
450
00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:06,979
She's an accountant.
451
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,148
Anyway, she's much cooler
than her name suggests.
452
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,108
She's smart, and she's funny,
453
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:16,365
and she's fit,
and, uh, I don't know, it feels...
454
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,324
real.
455
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,285
You're doing so well, Louis.
456
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,830
I guess karma isn't a bitch. [laughs]
457
00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:25,498
But Brian is.
458
00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:29,086
[gasps] Uh, he's right. [laughs]
459
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,255
What about you, Jimmy?
460
00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:34,590
Did you go out with that Sofi lady?
461
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:38,177
I told you that I would,
and so, I did not.
462
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,387
Okay.
463
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:42,139
I did, however,
go on a date with a... a cute nurse.
464
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,016
- Mm-hmm.
- Nice. You gonna see her again?
465
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,434
I hope not. It would destroy her.
466
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,104
[chuckles]
467
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,482
When Alice called me this morning
and asked me to come today,
468
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:56,071
at first, I said no,
but she insisted and I'm glad she did.
469
00:19:58,115 --> 00:19:59,867
I am too. Yeah, that's...
470
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:02,578
It was really good to see you.
471
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,453
Good to see you.
472
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,665
I'm gonna take her to the park.
Do you mind if I change her onesie?
473
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,835
Oh, no. It's honoring my friend.
474
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:11,711
It says, "Show me your tits."
475
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:13,380
[Brian] It's a breastfeeding joke, Kellie.
476
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,508
- Don't be gross. [laughs]
- Okay.
477
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,679
She's definitely gonna quit.
478
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,472
[Connie] Thank you so much for this.
It's so sweet of you.
479
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,350
I love the little jumping guy
on the tongue. [laughs]
480
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:27,476
- Is that new?
- [laughs]
481
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:31,814
[inhales sharply] No, I had some mint
Jordan 4 Retro OG Breds that I never wore,
482
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,774
so I flipped them online for eight hundo.
483
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,526
Used that money
to buy the shoes you're wearing,
484
00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:38,112
and two other pairs I'm gonna flip next.
485
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:40,114
$800?
486
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:42,909
Geez, you should do that for a living.
487
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:44,744
Well, it's more of just a hobby.
488
00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:49,123
Some hobbies turn into careers, Liz,
even if yours hasn't.
489
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:50,834
What is it again?
490
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,503
Blowing stones?
491
00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:55,922
It's tumbling rocks, but you know that.
492
00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:57,465
How would I know that?
493
00:20:57,466 --> 00:20:59,009
You've never given me one.
494
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,385
That's weird, Mom.
495
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:02,845
We all have rocks.
496
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:04,472
Grandma doesn't have a rock?
497
00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:07,308
[smacks lips] Not everyone gets rocks.
It's not up to me.
498
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,477
It's only up to you.
499
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,480
Yeah, just go blow her a rock.
500
00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:14,899
Matthew, you seem
to have a real passion for these shoes.
501
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,108
Oh, I love them.
502
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,779
I love finding the drops,
camping out at the stores...
503
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:22,323
Well, why not try that for real?
504
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,824
Have that be your job.
505
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,994
- [chuckles] You're a baller, Grandma.
- [chuckles]
506
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,790
[chuckles] Grandma's a baller.
507
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,458
Yeah.
508
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,585
I'm a baller. [chuckles]
509
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:35,837
That was nice, wasn't it?
510
00:21:35,838 --> 00:21:38,632
See what happens
when you follow a kid's lead?
511
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:42,010
I have one rule, remember?
512
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:45,180
Do not tell me how to parent.
513
00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:49,433
And I know that you've been
staring at me thinking this garbage
514
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:51,269
since the day that you got here.
515
00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:53,647
You can't pin anything on me.
516
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:57,483
I've only said fake nice stuff.
517
00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:00,152
I fucking knew it.
518
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:02,113
- You made me think I was crazy.
- [sighs]
519
00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:04,907
You know what, Constance, enjoy this visit
520
00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:09,288
because I really can't imagine
any scenario where you'll be back.
521
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:13,791
Elizabitch.
522
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:14,876
[Liz] Heard that.
523
00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:16,586
Wanted you to.
524
00:22:16,587 --> 00:22:18,921
[sighing] Oh, boy.
525
00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:20,756
Hey. You got a minute?
526
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:23,217
Uh-oh.
Last time you came in here this serious,
527
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:25,386
it was to tell me
that I steered you wrong with boba.
528
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,929
You shouldn't have to chew a drink.
529
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,431
You are so lazy.
530
00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:30,683
[Paul] Look,
I've been thinking about my legacy,
531
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:35,813
and I know you see me more
as a mentor for Jimmy than you.
532
00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:39,233
That's because you guys have that whole,
"I love you, Dad. I hate you, Dad" thing.
533
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,028
[sighs] Well, I think the world of you.
534
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:43,988
That's why I want to give you this.
535
00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:45,656
You want to give me my office?
536
00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:47,993
[chuckles] No. The practice.
537
00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:53,874
I want you to take over Rhoades
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy Center.
538
00:22:57,211 --> 00:23:00,213
Oh, my God.
Uh, what about your baby boy Jimmy?
539
00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:01,547
He'll understand.
540
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:04,592
He doesn't even do CBT anymore.
541
00:23:04,593 --> 00:23:09,013
He's on his own path, but you and I were
cut from the same therapeutic cloth.
542
00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:12,058
Well, you're familiar
with all of my tools.
543
00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:15,853
I figured we could start meeting
and I could fill you in on-on...
544
00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:18,606
[inhales deeply] ...how I see things going.
545
00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:25,029
Paul, I'm so honored and I-I love you,
like, you know that.
546
00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:26,113
I do.
547
00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:28,783
So I-I don't want to respond
in any other way,
548
00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:32,204
other than being
totally honest and straight with you.
549
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:37,084
But this isn't what I want
to do with my life.
550
00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:39,795
Oh.
551
00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:43,507
Bummer.
552
00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:46,634
Remember when I told you
how much I wanted to start
553
00:23:46,635 --> 00:23:49,179
working with patients
that had deeper shit going on?
554
00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:51,264
Well, I have been.
555
00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:53,766
- And I fucking love it.
- Oh.
556
00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:55,561
I've been doing great work with Maya.
557
00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:59,189
I'm starting a support group for vets.
558
00:24:00,232 --> 00:24:03,569
I've even been letting myself dream about
opening up a trauma center of my own.
559
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,322
What do you think?
560
00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:14,663
I think that anything you want to do
is a great idea.
561
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:21,252
All right. Well, get in here.
This one's gonna be a long one.
562
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:23,213
- [chuckles]
- [Gaby chuckles]
563
00:24:26,884 --> 00:24:28,927
[sighs]
564
00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:34,140
You like my party outfit?
565
00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:35,808
I'll tell you when you put it on.
566
00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,894
Oh, tough, but fair.
567
00:24:37,895 --> 00:24:39,020
[chuckles]
568
00:24:39,021 --> 00:24:40,856
So, I have a fun question for you.
569
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:46,319
Why did you invite Louis today
and not tell me?
570
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,821
He has such a big British mouth.
571
00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:50,532
- [sighs]
- What's going on, kid?
572
00:24:51,575 --> 00:24:56,914
I guess I just wanted you to see how great
his life is because you did that.
573
00:24:58,373 --> 00:25:02,168
Dad, you helped the one person
in the world you had the least reason to,
574
00:25:02,169 --> 00:25:04,838
and I really wish you could
do that for yourself.
575
00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:08,758
It doesn't make sense that he has found
a way to move on and you still haven't.
576
00:25:08,759 --> 00:25:10,718
I mean, why won't you call Sofi?
577
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:12,346
So you were Jimmying me?
578
00:25:13,013 --> 00:25:14,972
Now I understand
why my patients get so irritated.
579
00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:18,434
I can't stop imagining you
being alone in this house.
580
00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:20,144
I don't think I can go to college,
581
00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:24,316
unless I know you're not gonna be
sitting in the dark, not having a life.
582
00:25:24,816 --> 00:25:25,943
I'm gonna be okay.
583
00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:31,447
I'm gonna miss you,
but I also know that you're ready to go.
584
00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:35,536
And the coolest thing about that
is that me and your mom,
585
00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:37,996
we did that.
586
00:25:39,164 --> 00:25:44,461
Alice, there is no greater joy than that
you're gonna go out there and kick ass.
587
00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:50,132
And I'm so proud of you.
[breathes shakily]
588
00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:51,301
Got it?
589
00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:54,179
Got it.
590
00:25:57,558 --> 00:25:59,392
[Jimmy] Um, one more thing.
591
00:25:59,393 --> 00:26:03,396
So, from what I understand,
normal kids are, like, super excited
592
00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:05,439
to go to college
and leave their parents behind.
593
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,067
So do me a favor, pretend to be normal.
594
00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:09,611
I will if you will.
595
00:26:10,237 --> 00:26:12,281
- Deal.
- Deal.
596
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:15,616
Normal.
597
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:16,784
- I knew it.
- Normal.
598
00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:18,327
- Normal.
- [Alice] We had a deal.
599
00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:19,579
[Jimmy] Normal.
600
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:22,124
Normal.
601
00:26:24,543 --> 00:26:26,170
- Right in here.
- [sighs]
602
00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:28,421
Liz?
603
00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:30,590
She wishes.
604
00:26:30,591 --> 00:26:31,674
I'm-I'm Connie.
605
00:26:31,675 --> 00:26:33,050
I'm-I'm Derek's mom.
606
00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:35,011
Paul. Reluctant friend.
607
00:26:35,012 --> 00:26:36,805
Heard you call me "friend."
608
00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:39,724
Fuck Parkinson's.
609
00:26:39,725 --> 00:26:41,225
That's fun.
610
00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:43,227
You can do it too if you want.
611
00:26:43,228 --> 00:26:45,730
Fuck Parkinson's. [chuckles]
612
00:26:45,731 --> 00:26:47,815
Just dropped by to check on Derek.
613
00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:50,860
My wife's a doctor,
so she gave me this grabber thing
614
00:26:50,861 --> 00:26:52,863
because he's not supposed to bend over.
615
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:56,407
Fair warning,
she grabbed my ass with it four times.
616
00:26:56,408 --> 00:26:57,491
[laughs]
617
00:26:57,492 --> 00:26:59,452
[exhales deeply]
I just wanna say a quick hello,
618
00:26:59,453 --> 00:27:01,078
and then I'll get out of your hair.
619
00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:03,331
Yeah, he was napping. I'll see if he's up.
620
00:27:03,332 --> 00:27:04,498
Good.
621
00:27:04,499 --> 00:27:08,961
You know, Paul's daughter,
she's an environmental scientist.
622
00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:11,882
Maybe you wanna see
if she wants to work in a yogurt shop.
623
00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:13,716
[scoffs]
624
00:27:13,717 --> 00:27:15,010
Don't even.
625
00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:19,765
I gave her some parenting advice.
626
00:27:20,724 --> 00:27:23,101
- Looks like she took it well.
- [chuckles]
627
00:27:26,063 --> 00:27:27,231
Do you have a rock?
628
00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:30,067
I do.
629
00:27:30,859 --> 00:27:32,318
I love it.
630
00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:35,781
[sighs] I've lived a long, full life.
631
00:27:36,573 --> 00:27:38,784
You'd think she'd want to learn from it.
632
00:27:39,368 --> 00:27:42,578
Unfortunately, the younger people
in our lives ju...
633
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:47,333
just don't seem to want
what we have to offer.
634
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:50,002
When did we become the old bags?
635
00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:51,755
Speak for yourself.
636
00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:55,592
- I'm an icon.
- [chuckles]
637
00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:58,345
Woof.
638
00:27:59,096 --> 00:28:01,597
- [chuckles] It's good.
- [Paul chuckles]
639
00:28:01,598 --> 00:28:02,808
I'm gonna steal it.
640
00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:06,687
- Get your own animal sound.
- [chuckles]
641
00:28:07,271 --> 00:28:09,606
I can't find Derek. [breathes heavily]
642
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,359
Derek?
643
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,986
Oh, geez. What?
644
00:28:14,987 --> 00:28:17,864
Let's not scare the man
with a heart condition.
645
00:28:17,865 --> 00:28:19,031
[sighs] How did you find me?
646
00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:20,366
Our mailman saw you.
647
00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:22,077
Oh, Tony, that fucking rat.
648
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:24,120
What were you thinking?
649
00:28:24,121 --> 00:28:26,414
It's not safe for you to leave the house.
650
00:28:26,415 --> 00:28:29,334
It's not safe for me in the house.
651
00:28:30,002 --> 00:28:32,044
I'm not supposed to be under any stress.
652
00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:36,507
You two need to figure it out,
or you both need to get the hell out.
653
00:28:36,508 --> 00:28:41,388
[sighs] Well, one of you needs
to stay 'cause I still need care, and...
654
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,808
- probably should be my wife.
- Probably?
655
00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:48,102
- Probably should be? Oh, your wife?
- My wi... Yes, my wife.
656
00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:50,855
- Okay. Okay.
- I said, "For sure my wife."
657
00:28:50,856 --> 00:28:53,316
- I'm gonna take him home.
- [Derek groans]
658
00:28:53,317 --> 00:28:54,775
Let these two hash it out.
659
00:28:54,776 --> 00:28:56,320
No, that'll never happen.
660
00:28:57,112 --> 00:28:58,237
[Paul] I don't know.
661
00:28:58,238 --> 00:29:02,575
Sometimes when a grown man
runs away from home,
662
00:29:02,576 --> 00:29:05,287
people figure out it's time to make peace.
663
00:29:08,582 --> 00:29:11,084
You know I can't have sex for a month?
664
00:29:12,503 --> 00:29:14,588
We can just be quiet while we walk.
665
00:29:15,589 --> 00:29:17,508
- [sighs]
- [sighs]
666
00:29:21,595 --> 00:29:22,971
Sorry I broke your rule.
667
00:29:24,890 --> 00:29:26,892
Maybe I should let
Matthew find his own way.
668
00:29:27,601 --> 00:29:30,978
Nobody likes to be told
what to do by their mother-in-law.
669
00:29:30,979 --> 00:29:32,730
God, we're a cliché.
670
00:29:32,731 --> 00:29:35,816
Well, at least we're not fighting over
who makes Christmas ham.
671
00:29:35,817 --> 00:29:38,361
Yeah, because neither of us
can cook for shit.
672
00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:40,739
[sighs]
673
00:29:41,281 --> 00:29:42,533
[inhales sharply]
674
00:29:45,536 --> 00:29:48,579
I'm sorry too.
You gave Matthew good advice.
675
00:29:48,580 --> 00:29:51,624
I haven't seen him
light up like that in a while.
676
00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:54,753
Well, I've been there before.
677
00:29:55,254 --> 00:29:59,048
Matthew's always felt outshined
by his family,
678
00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:03,720
and Derek's brother was the same.
679
00:30:04,555 --> 00:30:06,348
He struggled as a child.
680
00:30:08,058 --> 00:30:11,561
I probably should have been
more involved with him.
681
00:30:11,562 --> 00:30:13,855
Oh, so you're saying my way is right?
682
00:30:13,856 --> 00:30:18,150
No, I'm saying every kid needs
something different.
683
00:30:18,151 --> 00:30:19,945
I heard what I heard.
684
00:30:22,573 --> 00:30:24,408
You did a good job with your boys.
685
00:30:25,409 --> 00:30:26,410
Thank you.
686
00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:28,704
You're welcome.
687
00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,376
We're not there yet.
688
00:30:35,377 --> 00:30:36,545
Thank God.
689
00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:41,215
♪ I have died every day
Waiting for you ♪
690
00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:43,050
♪ Darling, don't be afraid ♪
691
00:30:43,051 --> 00:30:47,638
♪ I have loved you for a thousand years ♪
692
00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:51,684
♪ I'll love you for a thousand more ♪
693
00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:57,690
♪ Time stands still
Beauty in all she is ♪
694
00:30:57,691 --> 00:31:04,780
♪ I will be grape
I will not let anything take away ♪
695
00:31:04,781 --> 00:31:09,076
♪ One step closer ♪
696
00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:10,578
- God.
- [laughs]
697
00:31:10,579 --> 00:31:12,997
- [Sofi] Oh, geez.
- [Sean laughs]
698
00:31:12,998 --> 00:31:14,373
That was so...
699
00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:17,001
- so early.
- Yeah, I know.
700
00:31:17,002 --> 00:31:18,961
- I'm sort of off my game.
- [Brian laughs]
701
00:31:18,962 --> 00:31:21,422
I-I don't normally meet
someone's whole family
702
00:31:21,423 --> 00:31:23,382
and whole daughter on the first date,
703
00:31:23,383 --> 00:31:27,762
that also happens to fall
on their dead wife/mom's birthday.
704
00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:29,430
So, I don't know.
705
00:31:29,431 --> 00:31:31,307
- She's super weird. I like her.
- [Liz] Yeah.
706
00:31:31,308 --> 00:31:33,017
- Oh. [chuckles]
- [Sean] I dig your poofy shoulders.
707
00:31:33,018 --> 00:31:34,227
And your flowy hair.
708
00:31:34,228 --> 00:31:35,895
- You're so pretty.
- You're hot.
709
00:31:35,896 --> 00:31:37,897
- How many kids do you have?
- Well, I... You know, maybe...
710
00:31:37,898 --> 00:31:39,732
- should we just start singing?
- [laughing]
711
00:31:39,733 --> 00:31:41,150
From the chorus.
712
00:31:41,151 --> 00:31:45,112
♪ I have died every day
Waiting for you ♪
713
00:31:45,113 --> 00:31:48,574
♪ Darling, don't be afraid
I have loved you ♪
714
00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:51,536
♪ For a thousand years ♪
715
00:31:51,537 --> 00:31:55,790
♪ I'll love you for a thousand more ♪
716
00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:57,291
♪ And all along I believed... ♪
717
00:31:57,292 --> 00:31:58,626
- Hey, Donna.
- ♪ ...I would find you ♪
718
00:31:58,627 --> 00:31:59,710
What's up?
719
00:31:59,711 --> 00:32:01,087
♪ Time has brought your heart to me ♪
720
00:32:01,088 --> 00:32:02,797
- Slow down. Slow down.
- ♪ I have loved you ♪
721
00:32:02,798 --> 00:32:04,090
♪ For a thousand years ♪
722
00:32:04,091 --> 00:32:06,092
Wait, what do you mean we lost Maya?
723
00:32:06,093 --> 00:32:10,138
♪ I'll love you for a thousand more ♪
724
00:32:21,942 --> 00:32:25,153
["A Thousand Years"
by Christina Perri playing]