1 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:11,141 ♪ Wash the sad out no more pain ♪ 2 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:13,883 ♪ All the dark goes down the drain ♪ 3 00:00:13,926 --> 00:00:17,582 ♪ Again and again and again 4 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:22,587 ♪ When darkness finds you you'll be free ♪ 5 00:00:22,631 --> 00:00:25,373 ♪ Follow the lights and you will see ♪ 6 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:29,290 ♪ The instantaneous eternity 7 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:34,730 ♪ The instantaneous eternity ♪ 8 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:40,475 Life is a journey and as we move along the path, 9 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:43,956 we move closer to the light that awaits us. 10 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,525 But I say, "Why wait? Why not launch yourself 11 00:00:47,569 --> 00:00:50,441 into that instantaneous eternity right now?" 12 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:54,967 It's, like, let's say you love peppermint ice cream. 13 00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:57,231 And they say, "Well, you can have peppermint ice cream, 14 00:00:57,274 --> 00:01:01,322 but only if you wait like 75 or 80 years." Hm. 15 00:01:01,365 --> 00:01:03,411 But then you look and there's that whole tub of, 16 00:01:03,454 --> 00:01:06,762 pile of peppermint ice cream, the hog-and-dance stuff, 17 00:01:06,805 --> 00:01:10,113 the expensive stuff, right there in the freezer. 18 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:12,550 What are you gonna do? You're just gonna look at it? 19 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:15,727 No. You're gonna eat it, right? 20 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:17,903 And that's what death is. 21 00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:21,559 It's eating that peppermint ice cream on your terms. 22 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:27,522 ♪ Wash the sad out no more pain ♪ 23 00:01:27,565 --> 00:01:30,177 ♪ All the dark goes down the drain ♪ 24 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:35,486 ♪ Again and again and again ♪ 25 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:38,446 ♪ When darkness finds you you'll be free ♪ 26 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:41,057 ♪ Follow the lights and you will see ♪ 27 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:45,931 ♪ The instantaneous eternity 28 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:49,065 ♪ Oh ooh ooh 29 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:53,069 ♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh 30 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:56,725 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 31 00:02:44,555 --> 00:02:48,864 I say to you, ignore the teachings of the sacred Storsh 32 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:50,866 at your peril! 33 00:02:50,909 --> 00:02:53,260 My child, you need to be saved. 34 00:02:53,303 --> 00:02:56,611 The sacred Storsh can give you bliss, 35 00:02:56,654 --> 00:02:58,265 joy and blessings to you... 36 00:02:58,308 --> 00:03:00,049 -Can you put s-some music on? -Change your story. 37 00:03:00,092 --> 00:03:01,572 -I, I like... -Change your story! 38 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:02,965 I like whatever you like. 39 00:03:03,008 --> 00:03:05,620 You must change your story! 40 00:03:21,636 --> 00:03:25,335 -Hey! -Oh, my God! Hi, smiley! 41 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:27,119 -Hey, smiley. -Hi! Mwah. 42 00:03:27,163 --> 00:03:28,643 Look, look. 43 00:03:28,686 --> 00:03:30,645 Look what I did. It's us. 44 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:33,474 Oh, you made your own toy surprise. 45 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:35,040 Yeah, well, there wasn't one in the box. 46 00:03:35,084 --> 00:03:37,521 Cute. Okay, that's great. Well... 47 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:38,914 Hey, how was your first day? 48 00:03:38,957 --> 00:03:40,394 Oh, it was, it was really good, actually. 49 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:42,047 Yeah, I think everything's gonna be really fun, 50 00:03:42,091 --> 00:03:43,962 everyone seems nice and, um, they... 51 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:46,269 It seems like it's gonna be really creative. 52 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:48,402 You will never guess what campaign I'm doing. 53 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:50,099 Oh, I'm not good at guessing, Claire. 54 00:03:50,142 --> 00:03:51,448 No, you can do it. Okay, okay. 55 00:03:51,492 --> 00:03:53,798 One, two, three. 56 00:03:53,842 --> 00:03:55,104 I don't know. 57 00:03:55,147 --> 00:03:57,193 -I-it's Rainbow Oats. - No way! 58 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,282 -I love this bird! -I know! I know! 59 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:00,892 I actually said it's my boyfriend's favorite cereal. 60 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:03,025 That's so great! Rainbow Oats? 61 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:05,157 I know, I know. Well, how was your day? 62 00:04:05,201 --> 00:04:06,768 Oh, God, I had the best day. 63 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:07,856 -Yeah? -I had such a great day. 64 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,379 Well, what, what did you do? 65 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:13,035 Well, some very serious progress on the job front. 66 00:04:13,078 --> 00:04:14,297 You finished your resume? 67 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:16,473 -Ye... No. -Ye... 68 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:18,214 No, nothing like that. 69 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,782 Um, no, but progress up here. 70 00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:24,176 Well, you know, it, um... 71 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,700 It all starts with a thought. 72 00:04:25,743 --> 00:04:26,701 Mm-hmm. 73 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,834 Can I have a Rainbow Oat? 74 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:32,446 Yeah. 75 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:45,894 Hey, should we do that thing? 76 00:04:47,678 --> 00:04:49,985 -Yeah, let's do this. -Yeah, yeah, yeah! 77 00:04:50,028 --> 00:04:51,334 -All right. 78 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:53,510 -You ready? Okay. -Yeah, okay. 79 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:55,207 -Hm, that went well. -Mm. 80 00:04:57,122 --> 00:04:58,733 -I'm gonna start. -Do it. 81 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:00,952 -Okay, ready? -Uh-huh. 82 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:02,867 ♪ Do you like me? I suppose 83 00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:04,652 ♪ Draw me like a French girl Jack and Rose ♪ 84 00:05:04,695 --> 00:05:06,567 ♪ Sun goes up and you milk that cow ♪ 85 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:08,395 ♪ Slap that udder on the big bad cow ♪ 86 00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:10,048 ♪ Watch that cow drink all that grass ♪ 87 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:12,355 ♪ Sometimes a donkey's called an ass-k ♪ 88 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:14,052 ♪ Me a question I'll tell you what I'm thinking... ♪♪ 89 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:16,664 Don't, uh... No, no, every night, every night! 90 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:19,710 -Aah, you were so close. -Ah! Oh! At the donkey's ass. 91 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:21,103 Yeah, the donkey ask me a question 92 00:05:21,146 --> 00:05:22,670 and I'll tell you what I'm thinking. 93 00:05:32,549 --> 00:05:35,944 -I know that smile. -What smile? 94 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:38,120 The smile, less-than-a-smile smile. 95 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:39,339 Hm. 96 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:42,254 Can you tell me what's going on? 97 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:45,519 -Come on. -No. 98 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:47,695 -Don't do that. -No, it's fine. 99 00:05:47,738 --> 00:05:49,871 -You're forcing me. -No. 100 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:51,481 I'm going to do it. 101 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:53,178 You're forcing my fingers of truth. 102 00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:55,485 -No. No. -It's happening. 103 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:57,095 -No. No. -I'm going to. 104 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:58,488 -Here I go! I'm going to! -No, no, Paul! 105 00:05:58,532 --> 00:05:59,794 -Paul, no... No, no... -I'm going to... 106 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:01,273 I'll punch you in the balls. 107 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:02,579 -I'll punch you in the balls. -Don't do that. 108 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:04,494 -Don't do it. 109 00:06:11,327 --> 00:06:14,678 Do you think we did the right thing moving here? 110 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:17,115 Yeah, of course we did. 111 00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:18,508 I mean, look at us. We're... 112 00:06:18,552 --> 00:06:21,293 This is like you're, you're in your dream job 113 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:24,035 and we're in this radical apartment, 114 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:25,820 we just started eating pizza. 115 00:06:25,863 --> 00:06:26,951 Yeah. 116 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:33,044 Why do you think the rent is so cheap? 117 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:34,481 It's like you always say, you know, 118 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:37,222 "Sometimes you just get lucky." 119 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:38,267 Hm... 120 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:41,052 Yeah. 121 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:06,077 -Oh, God. -Do you yield? 122 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:07,601 What? 123 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:10,125 Do you yield? 124 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:13,650 -No. -What is your book? 125 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:16,914 I... What? 126 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:19,177 Ah! The Book Of Iowa. 127 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:22,485 I select verse 23! 128 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,574 "And the police had no solid lead. 129 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:28,360 The investigation being further hampered by the suspect's sketch 130 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:29,666 of a tall Indian man!" 131 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:32,756 -What? -Yes! I win! 132 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:54,212 Ah. Oh, what... 133 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:56,519 No! 134 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:58,303 -Do you yield? -Yes! 135 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:02,220 -That's a cake knife. -So what? 136 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:04,005 Oh, God! Oh, God! 137 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:06,007 Claire! 138 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:08,052 Claire! Claire! Let me in! 139 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:09,401 Oh, God! Oh, God! 140 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:12,056 Oh, God! Oh, my God! 141 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:17,105 No! Oh, God, God! 142 00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:18,236 Oh, God! 143 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:24,591 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 144 00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:27,115 Are you all right? Are you all right? 145 00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:29,857 -Oh, no! Oh, no! 146 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,163 What do we do? 147 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:38,779 Okay, Wallace, enough! 148 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:41,564 I-i-it's photographed. He's standing still. 149 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:44,828 Goddammit! That flash gives me migraines. 150 00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:47,875 You need 900 pictures? Are you makin' a 3D model? 151 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,836 All right, I'm gonna need to take your statements. 152 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,011 Just tell me everything that you know 153 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:56,884 in your own words, Mr., uh... 154 00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:59,060 Boyd. Paul Boyd. 155 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:00,278 And you're Mrs. Boyd? 156 00:09:00,322 --> 00:09:01,976 Oh, no, we're, we're not married. 157 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:05,501 Claire and I need to get our things sorted. 158 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,850 Mm. 159 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:20,516 All right. You kids have fun. 160 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,520 Wait a second. A guy just killed himself in our bathtub. 161 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,349 -Yeah. -Why? 162 00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:33,355 From time to time, members of a deranged cult 163 00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:34,791 break and enter into this dwelling 164 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:36,445 in order to commit self-murder. 165 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:37,925 Did the super not go over this with you 166 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:39,056 when you looked at the apartment? 167 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:42,407 Knock, knock! Hi! 168 00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:44,584 Hello, Beatrice. You're looking wonderful. 169 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:46,586 And you are looking great, Bloyce. 170 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:47,891 -Stop it. 171 00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:51,068 -Oh, here you go. -Oh, what's this? 172 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:53,941 Oh, I always buy my tenants a carrot cake 173 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:57,509 for their first tub death. It's just a little tradition. 174 00:09:57,553 --> 00:10:00,774 -"Their first tub death?" -Save me a piece. 175 00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:03,820 I'm making fish sticks later. 176 00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:05,648 Look, honestly, these cultist 177 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,171 t-they're basically harmless. 178 00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:09,783 Their only goal is an exit strategy. 179 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,352 Are they that different? What am I doing? 180 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:15,919 I really do have to go. 181 00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:18,139 Hey! You can't just leave. 182 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:20,532 We're totally exposed here. 183 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,317 You're totally exposed? 184 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:25,886 I'm the one that has to clean up this mess night after night. 185 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:28,497 Do you think this is how I planned to spend my evening? 186 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:31,674 I'm planned to be home working on my screenplay. 187 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,981 I just got a note that the detective character doesn't have 188 00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:36,331 enough conflict. I'm a detective. 189 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:38,768 It's a screenplay about a detective. 190 00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,378 There's conflict. 191 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:43,207 This industry is bullshit. 192 00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:47,647 The point is, instead, I'm here. 193 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,345 More often then you guys, by the way. 194 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,304 Good luck. 195 00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:56,786 What do we do now? 196 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,223 If I were you, I'd move! 197 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:13,020 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 198 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:16,023 Look on the bright side. 199 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,678 Maybe now we can try Winnipeg. 200 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:15,517 ♪ Wash the sad out no more pain ♪ 201 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,998 ♪ All the dark goes down the drain ♪ 202 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:21,828 ♪ Again and again and again 203 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,833 ♪ When darkness finds you you'll be free ♪ 204 00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:29,574 ♪ Follow the lights and you will see ♪ 205 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:33,665 ♪ The instantaneous eternity 206 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:38,801 ♪ The instantaneous eternity 207 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:56,645 Mm... 208 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,017 Claire. 209 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,980 Come to me, my child. 210 00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,555 Claire. 211 00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:46,913 Yeah, that's it. 212 00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,531 Ah, yeah. 213 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,390 Wake up! Wake up, Paul! Wake up! 214 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,435 -Come on. -I'm up, I'm up, I'm up... 215 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,916 I was up all night and I had a revelation. 216 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,396 -You did? What is it? -Yeah. 217 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,746 We aren't going anywhere. 218 00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,095 -We're not? -No. 219 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,097 -We're not? -No, because we're in LA. 220 00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,969 It's like the land of, of movie stars 221 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,884 and fancy cars, you know? 222 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,798 There's like five places alone on this block 223 00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,931 where you can get kombucha. 224 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,715 What's that? What is kombucha? 225 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:53,022 I don't even know. A-and that's my point. 226 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,024 You know, 'cause if we're gonna be LA-ians, 227 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,679 we-we gotta, we gotta adapt, right? 228 00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,811 Yeah, yes, yes, I do know, 229 00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:02,771 what you, like a, mm, like an adaptation. 230 00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,991 Yes, and we-we're, we're not just gonna run away 231 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:07,863 because some idiots wanna spill their guts in our bathtub. 232 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,910 No, no. This is our dream, this is our destiny. 233 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:13,390 Yes, I don't wanna run, Claire. 234 00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,958 I'm, I'm... Like you always say, I'm lazy. 235 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:19,179 We are strong and we are, we are adaptable 236 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:22,051 and we are, we are Los Angelenos. 237 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:25,663 Oh, gosh, dang it. I love you. 238 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:28,188 -I love you. -I love you, too. 239 00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:29,667 -I love you, Claire. 240 00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:31,626 -Let me go back to bed, though. -Oh, no. 241 00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:37,675 Claire, this meeting started 15 minutes ago. 242 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:41,636 I am so sorry, some guy broke into our apartment last night 243 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,333 and then committed suicide in the bathtub. 244 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,987 I-I think he was like, part of some cult. 245 00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,336 The cult of Storsh. 246 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:49,035 You're living in the Tabula Building? Why? 247 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:51,254 Great location, it's close to freeways. 248 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,996 Moving on. Meegan Nordheim. 249 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:58,000 You all know her, star of the reality show Meal Ticket, 250 00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,915 stands to inherit half a billion dollars 251 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,918 from insecticide king, Armund Nordheim, 252 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,095 who is currently 96 years old 253 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,141 and counting. 254 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,795 And she is now running for congress 255 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,841 because that's a thing now. 256 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,364 The woman's a monster. 257 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,366 Yeah. She wants an increase in kill shelters. 258 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,455 I mean, who campaigns on killing puppies? 259 00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:21,023 She's retained us at the rate of 50,000 a month. 260 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,025 -She has my full support. -Our country needs her. 261 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,027 Yeah, well, she was up in the polls as of last night, 262 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,247 but all that's gonna change because this morning 263 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:31,164 the Los Angeles Tatlerran this series of paparazzi photos 264 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:34,471 showing Ms. Nordheim enjoying the company 265 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:39,433 of 20-year-old personal trainer slash actor, Dake Wharton. 266 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:42,740 -Oh, my God. -Is that a squash? 267 00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:45,091 Look, this one's easy. It's a classic redirect. 268 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,354 She repents, goes to church every Sunday, 269 00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:51,053 does a couple of guest sermons, talks about rebirth through God. 270 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,446 Somethin' there. Tony. 271 00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:53,795 I mean, I say, we blame the dude. 272 00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,666 Nordheim was manipulated 273 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:59,757 by some Hollywood pretty boy who preys on middle-aged women 274 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,629 in order to extort money for sex. 275 00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,413 Okay, she is the victim here. 276 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:10,290 -Claire? -Uh... Um... 277 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:14,685 When I was in eight grade 278 00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:18,472 Ben Barnes, he drew private parts on my notebook, 279 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,430 but I-I put stickers over top of them 280 00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:21,866 and I turned them into unicorn. 281 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,260 I actually still have it, it's kinda cool. 282 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,354 Moving on. 283 00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:50,678 -Do you yield? -No. 284 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:51,766 W-wh-what's your book? 285 00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,985 I'm not, I'm not part of this. 286 00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:55,813 You're not here to use the bathtub? 287 00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:57,119 No, well, I mean, I use the bathtub. 288 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,990 -It's my apartment. -You live here? 289 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,818 That's, that's disgusting. 290 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,646 This is our house. Me and Claire. 291 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:03,778 Get out, get out. 292 00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:19,141 Oh, hello, Barry. 293 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:21,230 Danielle, you're looking well. 294 00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:24,233 Please spare me the pleasantries. 295 00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,017 Do you yield? 296 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:30,152 I do not! 297 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,459 -What's your book? -The honorable Robert Perkins. 298 00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:35,244 The book of the honorable Robert Perkins. 299 00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:38,552 I choose verse 60! 300 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,119 "Despite having shown 301 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,859 no remorse for these brutal 302 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:45,385 and cold-blooded murders, it is my regret that the state 303 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:48,953 must refile these charges due to improper warrant 304 00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:52,348 for the search and seizure of evidence relating to the murder 305 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,263 of Ms. Elizabeth Watson!" 306 00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:56,831 -Watkins! - No! 307 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,311 Watkins! 308 00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,356 It's kins! Dammit! 309 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:04,534 Who knows the book? I know the book, Barry! 310 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,536 I can tell you this. 311 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,059 This is not over. 312 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,150 Now that is how it's done. 313 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,499 What w-was that? 314 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:13,804 The challenge, 315 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:17,373 and next talent. 316 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:20,550 What I Did Over Spring Break by Danielle Carter. 317 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:24,641 "This summer, my mom and step-dad took us all to Denmark. 318 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:28,036 We went to Legoland and it was really cool. 319 00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:31,039 There was a giant dragon made from Legos 320 00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:34,216 and they serve vanilla pudding in the cafeteria. 321 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:37,524 My favorite thing about Legoland was the hotel. 322 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:40,179 The bed was made from giant Legos 323 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:43,269 and, uh, they serve pancakes for breakfast. 324 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:46,010 In conclusion, Legoland is a very good place 325 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,925 to go for your spring vacation. 326 00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:50,145 I recommend it highly 327 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,539 for friends and family alike." 328 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:55,106 That's great, that's, seriously, that's a, 329 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,283 that's a really nice piece of writing. 330 00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,154 Oh, I did... I got an A on it. 331 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,852 -Did you? Oh. -Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 332 00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:06,553 Oh, well. Time for me to achieve eternal bliss. 333 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:11,993 Oh, shit! 334 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:13,386 I forgot my knife. Do you have a knife? 335 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,301 -A knife to kill yourself with? -Yeah, yeah. 336 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,041 Well, I'm not gonna, I don't want your blood and guts 337 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,391 all over one of my knives. That's gross. 338 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,044 That's what dishwashers are for. 339 00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,307 Then I'm gonna think about what 340 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,656 you did with it every time I use it. 341 00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:23,787 Well, just put it in 342 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,049 amongst all the other knives 343 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,616 and then you wouldn't even remember. 344 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,183 Then I-I'm gonna think about that with all my knives. 345 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,837 Well, th-throw it away then. 346 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,665 So now I'm giving you a knife? 347 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:34,711 No. Is there anything else I can provide you with? 348 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:38,541 Maybe like a spoon to scoop your eyeballs out 349 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:41,544 or maybe a cheese grater to shave off your nipples? 350 00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:44,243 Jesus! I don't appreciate this kind of talk. 351 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,245 Well, I don't appreciate a complete stranger 352 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:50,118 doing a suicide in my bathtub. Ah! 353 00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,033 We haven't unpacked the knives yet. 354 00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:55,079 But you do have a screwdriver! 355 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:58,126 No! No! 356 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:03,523 Stop it! Claire! Help! Help me! 357 00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:06,656 -Oh, God! -Oh! 358 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,397 -Oh, God. -Oh! 359 00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,747 What the fudge? You stabbed me! 360 00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:14,403 Oh, my God! 361 00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,840 -Oh, right in the spine. -Oh, my God! 362 00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,233 Why did you shove her like that? 363 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,670 -She was attacking you! -No, she was... 364 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,455 She was trying to kill herself! She's a cult member. 365 00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,067 Stop screaming! 366 00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,068 Ah! So loud! 367 00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:28,504 Stop screaming! 368 00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:39,472 -Oh, God. -Ah! 369 00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:43,345 He's never gonna believe us. 370 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:47,088 -Who? -Th-that Detective Cartwright. 371 00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:48,350 -He's never gonna believe us. -Why? 372 00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:50,047 -Why wouldn't he believe us? -Uh... 373 00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:52,398 Uh, look around. I mean... 374 00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:55,226 The screwdriver in her back and there's blood on the wall and-- 375 00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:57,707 -Oh, my God! You're right! -Oh, God! 376 00:21:57,751 --> 00:22:00,188 You're right! What, what are we gonna do? 377 00:22:00,231 --> 00:22:01,494 -Tell us what to do, Claire! -I don't know. 378 00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:02,712 -Tell us what to do! -I don't know! 379 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:03,800 Just let me think, let me think, 380 00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:05,324 let me think, please. 381 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,679 Change the story. 382 00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:21,252 This is how we found her. 383 00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:24,212 Yeah, she totally committed self-murder in the bathtub. 384 00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:28,999 She stabbed herself in the back? 385 00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:31,567 I know. Right? 386 00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:34,222 This is the sloppiest tub death I've ever seen. 387 00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:35,963 Yeah, 'cause how many times do you get to practice 388 00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:38,226 your own suicide? 389 00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:40,184 Yes, that's actually a good point. 390 00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:41,795 -'Cause he gets, he gets... -Just in one shot. 391 00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:42,883 Yeah. 392 00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:49,106 Here comes Wallace on the comedy bus five minutes late. 393 00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:50,325 That's how humor works. 394 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,718 It's an involuntary reaction 395 00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:52,719 when you find something funny. 396 00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:54,198 You can't fake it after you hear 397 00:22:54,242 --> 00:22:56,375 two people laughing, you child. 398 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,690 You've been unpacking. 399 00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:10,345 You kids planning on staying? 400 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,347 Yeah, uh, you know, it's a great location, 401 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,523 it's close to freeways. 402 00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:17,178 Really? 403 00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:19,833 Y-you know, that really shows some backbone. 404 00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:23,706 To be honest, a lot of the people just leave right away. 405 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,665 That's good. Y-you're gonna like it. 406 00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:27,362 There is a, um... 407 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:30,670 There is a nice pizza place about three blocks up 408 00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:32,193 called Schneider's 409 00:23:32,236 --> 00:23:34,935 and they have a two-for-one deal 410 00:23:34,978 --> 00:23:37,851 where you get a can of Pepsi for free on weekdays. 411 00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:39,896 I don't know if you guys, uh, 412 00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:42,856 like pizza. Everybody does. 413 00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:45,467 - O-oh. -Oh, you... 414 00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:48,818 Yeah, I... Well, we... I have to, I have to work. 415 00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:51,038 I don't know why you're telling me that. 416 00:23:51,081 --> 00:23:52,692 I have work, too. Everyone has work. 417 00:23:52,735 --> 00:23:55,172 That's... Uh, why are you telling me you have work? 418 00:23:55,216 --> 00:23:56,739 -Is it non sequitur? -Oh, no, I didn't mean-- 419 00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:59,350 'Cause I wasn't asking you guys to hang out with me. 420 00:23:59,394 --> 00:24:01,004 -I'm a police officer. -Oh, of course. 421 00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:03,442 I'm a detective. I, I work. 422 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,921 Oh, no, I didn't mean-- 423 00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:06,967 The job's frankly all I got. 424 00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:10,579 It's, uh... Which is probably why I caught Storsh. 425 00:24:10,623 --> 00:24:12,407 He did not get away from me. 426 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,497 He got away from a department with its head up its ass. 427 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:18,848 I was not the one asleep at the switch. 428 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:21,372 You know, this Storsh character, 429 00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:24,680 i-it's like, a lot of the stuff in this book makes sense. 430 00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:26,508 You know, I mean, some of it's crazy, obviously, 431 00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:29,685 but some of it isn't. Like, okay, for example... 432 00:24:29,729 --> 00:24:32,514 One of the things is being the best you you can be. 433 00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:33,733 Well, I don't see anything wrong with being 434 00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:34,908 the best you I can be. 435 00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:37,127 No, the best you youcan be. 436 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,130 That's what I said. 437 00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:41,784 Okay. Um... 438 00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:43,525 For example, here's another really good one. 439 00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:45,266 Uh... Oh, here. Listen to this. 440 00:24:45,309 --> 00:24:48,182 "When one liberates oneself from the shackles of overthought, 441 00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:49,966 life can truly be free. 442 00:24:50,010 --> 00:24:52,534 Open yourself to your inner will and close the door 443 00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:54,623 on the addiction to outside approval." 444 00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:58,584 I mean, this is me at work. I totally relate to this. 445 00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:00,673 Like, I'm always worried about what other people are thinking. 446 00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:01,978 I don't even know what I'm thinking. 447 00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:04,111 This stuff really makes sense. 448 00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:08,768 You know, I'm not smart like you are, Claire. 449 00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:10,552 Oh, Paul. 450 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:14,164 But I don't have to be smart because I've got you. 451 00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:16,950 And-and now that we're casting off the shackles of overthought, 452 00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:19,300 I swear my most deepest swear 453 00:25:19,343 --> 00:25:21,215 that I'm gonna get a job, 454 00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:23,696 like, as soon as possible. 455 00:25:23,739 --> 00:25:26,568 New city, new Paul, new us. 456 00:25:26,612 --> 00:25:28,657 -Oh, Paul. 457 00:25:28,701 --> 00:25:30,703 -I believe in you. -Oh. 458 00:25:30,746 --> 00:25:32,531 -I believe in you. -Yeah? 459 00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:36,360 Oh, I love you, my Claire. 460 00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:48,242 Claire, Claire, hi. So we just got the call. 461 00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:50,331 Nordheim is coming in to see what we have for the campaign. 462 00:25:50,374 --> 00:25:51,680 -Now? -Yeah, now. 463 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,815 Ah. 464 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:06,521 We weren't expecting Mr. Nordheim. 465 00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:11,134 -Oh... 466 00:26:15,443 --> 00:26:18,707 Well, we were thinking, 467 00:26:18,751 --> 00:26:22,798 what if you were to repent. 468 00:26:22,842 --> 00:26:24,017 The religious angle. 469 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:26,672 -You find Jesus. -I'm Jewish. 470 00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:30,066 Obviously you did a workup on me and you already know that. 471 00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,810 Okay. 472 00:26:34,854 --> 00:26:36,464 We put a story in the paper 473 00:26:36,507 --> 00:26:39,554 that the young man with whom you had relations 474 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:42,383 is actually a con artist 475 00:26:42,426 --> 00:26:44,559 preying on... 476 00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:50,434 Preying on? 477 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,002 Praying... 478 00:26:55,091 --> 00:26:57,398 Tony, why don't you take this one since it's your idea? 479 00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:02,446 Sure. Uh... 480 00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:07,190 Um, uh... I see sort of like a, uh, 481 00:27:07,234 --> 00:27:09,453 a basketball player, but instead of legs, 482 00:27:09,497 --> 00:27:13,544 um, it's got tang threads. So, like a ro... 483 00:27:13,588 --> 00:27:15,459 Ro... 484 00:27:17,766 --> 00:27:20,595 Okay, I'm gonna speak now. 485 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:24,425 I am not impressed with any of this. 486 00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:26,340 And if this is all you have, I'm going to be 487 00:27:26,383 --> 00:27:30,213 very, very, very disappointed. 488 00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:36,785 I have an idea. 489 00:27:51,452 --> 00:27:54,281 What exactly would you say your strengths are? 490 00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:57,806 Well, uh, first and foremost, I am a people-pleaser. 491 00:27:57,850 --> 00:27:59,939 -Pe-people like me. -Well, I don't like you. 492 00:27:59,982 --> 00:28:03,116 And I have a hard time seeing how anyone would. 493 00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:04,726 Please, just, sir, just give me a chance. 494 00:28:04,770 --> 00:28:07,511 Do you even know what it is we do here? 495 00:28:07,555 --> 00:28:10,514 Y-y-you guys design roller coasters, right? 496 00:28:10,558 --> 00:28:12,299 Well, you managed to get that right. 497 00:28:12,342 --> 00:28:15,606 How many years of mechanical engineering do you have? 498 00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:17,565 No, no, no, no. I'm sorry. Listen. 499 00:28:17,608 --> 00:28:19,306 Listen, I really need this job. 500 00:28:19,349 --> 00:28:20,960 My girlfriend said that I-I have to get my job thing 501 00:28:21,003 --> 00:28:22,135 sorted or we can never get married. 502 00:28:22,178 --> 00:28:24,354 -Uh! Your girlfriend? -Yeah. 503 00:28:24,398 --> 00:28:27,227 You're in here wasting my time because of your girlfriend? 504 00:28:27,270 --> 00:28:28,358 -No, no, please-- -I'm shocked... 505 00:28:28,402 --> 00:28:30,578 You even have a girlfriend. 506 00:28:30,621 --> 00:28:31,927 I wouldn't be surprised if she leaves you 507 00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:33,712 by the end of the week because 508 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:36,584 there is no job for you here 509 00:28:36,627 --> 00:28:38,717 or anywhere in this city. 510 00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:42,285 -No... -Now get out of my office! 511 00:29:00,434 --> 00:29:03,524 Hi, Paul. Why so glumy, chummy? 512 00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:11,358 I can't get a job. 513 00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:15,797 No one will hire me. 514 00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:18,234 Uh, not after what happened in Ohio. 515 00:29:18,278 --> 00:29:20,541 What's the what in Ohio, huh? 516 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:26,242 Okay. 517 00:29:26,286 --> 00:29:28,549 Did you know that in 33% of marriages 518 00:29:28,592 --> 00:29:30,029 somebody commits infidelity? 519 00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:32,901 And that's only the ones who admitted, so... 520 00:29:32,945 --> 00:29:36,078 So you were caught having a little fun on the side. 521 00:29:36,122 --> 00:29:39,081 I'm sure every woman in America would understand 522 00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:41,692 if you just put it into context. Yeah. 523 00:29:41,736 --> 00:29:44,565 What context is that? 524 00:29:44,608 --> 00:29:46,132 Let's break the shackles of approval 525 00:29:46,175 --> 00:29:50,484 and show everyone it's okay to be the real you. 526 00:29:50,527 --> 00:29:52,616 I made this thing. It's a... 527 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:54,531 Really, a-all you need to do is 528 00:29:54,575 --> 00:29:58,144 show these, these two pictures side-by-side 529 00:29:58,187 --> 00:30:00,537 and then simply ask... 530 00:30:03,062 --> 00:30:05,238 "Come on. Wouldn't you?" 531 00:30:09,416 --> 00:30:12,549 "Come on. Wouldn't you?" 532 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,205 Come on. Wouldn't you? 533 00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:21,297 Come on. 534 00:30:23,517 --> 00:30:26,912 Wouldn't you? I mean... 535 00:30:27,956 --> 00:30:30,002 Come on. Come on! 536 00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:36,051 Come on. Wouldn't you? 537 00:30:36,095 --> 00:30:38,662 -Come on. Wouldn't you? -Come on. Wouldn't you? 538 00:30:38,706 --> 00:30:40,142 Come on. Wouldn't you? -Come on. Wouldn't you? 539 00:30:40,186 --> 00:30:42,666 -Come on. Wouldn't you? -Come on. Wouldn't you? 540 00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:44,538 ♪ Come on wouldn't you? Hey 541 00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:46,279 ♪ Come on wouldn't you? Hey 542 00:30:46,322 --> 00:30:47,889 ♪ Come on wouldn't you? Oh yeah ♪ 543 00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:49,586 ♪ Come on wouldn't you? Everybody ♪ 544 00:30:49,630 --> 00:30:51,153 ♪ Come on wouldn't you? Oh 545 00:30:51,197 --> 00:30:52,763 ♪ Come on wouldn't you? Hey... ♪ 546 00:30:52,807 --> 00:30:54,113 Pearl, where have you been hiding this girl? 547 00:30:54,156 --> 00:30:55,897 I love her! 548 00:30:55,941 --> 00:30:58,160 ♪ Oh come on wouldn't you? Hey ♪ 549 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,340 This one time last year... 550 00:31:04,384 --> 00:31:07,909 I stayed up really late to watch The Storage Warsmarathon. 551 00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:10,520 It's a really awesome show because I like stuff 552 00:31:10,564 --> 00:31:12,914 about storage units. 553 00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:14,785 Anyway, I was gonna go to bed, but then I remembered 554 00:31:14,829 --> 00:31:16,352 that Claire had asked me to do the laundry, 555 00:31:16,396 --> 00:31:17,876 so I stayed up for the rest of the night 556 00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:19,921 and did the laundry. 557 00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:22,097 Um, but then, then, 558 00:31:22,141 --> 00:31:23,490 the-the dryer didn't finish in time, 559 00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:25,013 and I had to go to my job 560 00:31:25,057 --> 00:31:28,016 at the water filtration plant. 561 00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:31,759 And so I just wore my uniform damp. 562 00:31:31,802 --> 00:31:36,111 But then on my walk to work, um, I got really, really cold. 563 00:31:38,026 --> 00:31:41,334 And I couldn't stop shivering, so I stopped at the gas station 564 00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:43,945 and got a Mountain Dew. 565 00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:47,035 And when I got to work, I tried to heat the Mountain, 566 00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:50,386 Mountain Dew up on a hot plate. 567 00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:52,649 But then the plastic melted 568 00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:56,566 and-and, and then the melted plastic and the Mountain Dew 569 00:31:56,610 --> 00:31:57,959 got all over my hands 570 00:31:58,003 --> 00:32:01,963 and I knocked over a can of turpentine 571 00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:03,573 and that mixed with some oldie peanuts 572 00:32:03,617 --> 00:32:06,185 and then that dripped into the filtration fluids. 573 00:32:06,228 --> 00:32:10,667 And then the, the melty Mountain-Dewie plastic 574 00:32:10,711 --> 00:32:13,714 and the, and the mold and the turpentine 575 00:32:13,757 --> 00:32:16,717 all mixed together and made some w-weird chemical reaction 576 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:21,330 and-and then that... that got into the town's water supply. 577 00:32:23,071 --> 00:32:26,901 And the entire town lost their hair. 578 00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:30,731 All their hair. 579 00:32:30,774 --> 00:32:33,864 Their arms and their legs and their eyebrows. 580 00:32:33,908 --> 00:32:38,608 And then... and then about half the town, 581 00:32:38,652 --> 00:32:40,915 let's say, about 80,000 people, 582 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,874 got rage madness and they started foaming at the mouth 583 00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:46,051 and attacking each other for no reason. 584 00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:49,271 And then the whole town became a war zone. 585 00:32:49,315 --> 00:32:52,318 And we had to stay inside, but everybody got so hungry. 586 00:32:52,361 --> 00:32:54,450 But then the rage people stole all the food 587 00:32:54,494 --> 00:32:57,018 and they, they hid it in a used tire yard. 588 00:32:57,062 --> 00:33:01,457 And they built this massive fort out of used tires. 589 00:33:01,501 --> 00:33:04,330 It was like a beehive, and then they stayed in, 590 00:33:04,373 --> 00:33:06,201 in the tire hive and they wouldn't come out. 591 00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:07,811 And so then all the 592 00:33:07,855 --> 00:33:09,639 then the normal people burned down the tire hive. 593 00:33:09,683 --> 00:33:12,555 But then the fire, the fire burned for months 594 00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:15,689 because it was just millions of used tires. 595 00:33:15,732 --> 00:33:17,734 And then we all had to go to the woods 596 00:33:17,778 --> 00:33:19,345 and hunt for animals. 597 00:33:19,388 --> 00:33:21,347 But it was the summer and, and it was so hot 598 00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:24,132 and we all took off all of our, our clothes 599 00:33:24,176 --> 00:33:26,265 and then we ran out of bullets. 600 00:33:26,308 --> 00:33:29,616 And so there's just a bunch of hairless naked people 601 00:33:29,659 --> 00:33:32,880 running around the woods, hunting for deer 602 00:33:32,923 --> 00:33:36,231 and raccoons and squirrels with our bare hands. 603 00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:39,234 And then, t-then everyone 604 00:33:39,278 --> 00:33:42,672 got really hungry again 'cause we ran out of animals. 605 00:33:42,716 --> 00:33:47,068 And then... then you couldn't tell the normal people 606 00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:48,852 from the rage people 607 00:33:48,896 --> 00:33:51,681 and-and you couldn't tell who was who. 608 00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:53,292 And then a militia came from another state 609 00:33:53,335 --> 00:33:55,337 and they called us all s-skinners 610 00:33:55,381 --> 00:33:58,166 and th-they hunted us for sport. 611 00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:01,387 And then the National Guard came to fight the militia 612 00:34:01,430 --> 00:34:04,085 and then the government sent in the army 613 00:34:04,129 --> 00:34:06,479 to rescue us all 614 00:34:06,522 --> 00:34:09,525 and then when it was all done... 615 00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:12,354 they told me I couldn't go back to Ohio anymore. 616 00:34:18,404 --> 00:34:20,232 Oh, Paul. 617 00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:22,756 Sounds like you've been on quite the journey. 618 00:34:22,799 --> 00:34:24,410 But your true journey of bliss 619 00:34:24,453 --> 00:34:26,499 found on the instantaneous eternity 620 00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:29,415 only begins when you change your story. 621 00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:32,374 It's time to loose the Os in Ohio 622 00:34:32,418 --> 00:34:34,942 and say hito the new Paul, 623 00:34:34,985 --> 00:34:38,989 a Paul who's his own boss, a Paul who answers to Paul. 624 00:34:39,033 --> 00:34:40,513 To-to me? 625 00:34:40,556 --> 00:34:42,123 It's like the Book Of Storiessays. 626 00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:45,518 The only thing you've to worry about is what you think. 627 00:34:45,561 --> 00:34:48,303 If there's no job for you, make your own job. 628 00:34:48,347 --> 00:34:52,264 Be like me. Be free. Free like a bird, bird. 629 00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:56,398 Free? Like a bird, bird? 630 00:34:57,747 --> 00:34:59,749 Like a bird, bird. 631 00:35:00,663 --> 00:35:01,838 Yeah. 632 00:35:08,976 --> 00:35:10,282 - Hey-hey! 633 00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:13,067 -Hey! -I had the best day. 634 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,851 Me, too. I had, I have huge news. 635 00:35:14,895 --> 00:35:16,114 Oh, okay. You first. 636 00:35:16,157 --> 00:35:17,767 So I-I slammed the door 637 00:35:17,811 --> 00:35:19,160 on the jackals of over-thoughts. 638 00:35:19,204 --> 00:35:20,683 Just like you said, I've been so worried 639 00:35:20,727 --> 00:35:22,076 about what everyone else thinks I should be 640 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,078 that I forgot what I want to be. 641 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:25,906 Oh, well, that-that's amazing. What do you wanna be, Paul? 642 00:35:25,949 --> 00:35:28,169 A bird housemaker. 643 00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:30,606 I make birdhouses now. 644 00:35:30,650 --> 00:35:32,695 Come, come, come. 645 00:35:32,739 --> 00:35:35,307 Oh, wow! You, you made all of these? 646 00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:36,917 Yeah, I'm in the zone. 647 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,919 Look, so this one's a little pool house, right? 648 00:35:38,962 --> 00:35:40,747 And it's got a little lounge chair, a little changing room 649 00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:42,531 where the birds can change out of their red clothes. 650 00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:44,185 A simple mother-daughter apartment 651 00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:46,013 for when mom gets really old and she could die, 652 00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:47,493 she could die at any moment. 653 00:35:47,536 --> 00:35:48,711 There's a little mechanical chair 654 00:35:48,755 --> 00:35:50,191 that goes up and down the stairs. 655 00:35:50,235 --> 00:35:51,714 This one is modelled after Chuck E. Cheese, 656 00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:53,368 but I call it Chick E. Cheese. 657 00:35:53,412 --> 00:35:55,196 And there's a little bosspit. 658 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:57,155 And there's a fake band and then this one is a honeymoon suite, 659 00:35:57,198 --> 00:36:01,202 it's got a, um, a heart-shaped bed for getting it on. 660 00:36:01,246 --> 00:36:05,598 Oh, look. Claire, I almost forgot. 661 00:36:05,641 --> 00:36:08,253 This one's for you. 662 00:36:08,296 --> 00:36:10,994 It's an exact replica scale 663 00:36:11,038 --> 00:36:13,171 of the Full Houseliving room, season one. 664 00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:16,565 Paul, this is, this is amazing! 665 00:36:16,609 --> 00:36:18,045 You don't have to say that. 666 00:36:18,088 --> 00:36:21,570 No, Paul. No. I-I'm really proud of you. 667 00:36:23,050 --> 00:36:24,747 -Mm. -Thank you. 668 00:36:26,836 --> 00:36:28,229 -Tell me about your day! -Oh-- 669 00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:30,144 I can't believe. I've been so focused on, I... 670 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,624 What about your day? Take the mic. 671 00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:33,756 -Okay. 672 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,758 - Is it on? Okay. - You... 673 00:36:35,802 --> 00:36:37,456 Um, so, yeah, we had this, the surprise visit 674 00:36:37,499 --> 00:36:39,849 from a client at work and everyone was, like, stressed out 675 00:36:39,893 --> 00:36:42,504 and losing their minds, but I kept my cool and I saved the day 676 00:36:42,548 --> 00:36:44,506 with a stunning pitch when everyone else had nothing. 677 00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:46,247 -And Pearl even shook my hand. -That hand? 678 00:36:46,291 --> 00:36:47,248 -Yeah! -All right! 679 00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:48,771 I knew you could do it! 680 00:36:48,815 --> 00:36:50,556 You know, and I-I just applied the teachings 681 00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:52,166 of Storsh and it actually worked. 682 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,473 -Oh, my God. I love Storsh. -Yeah, I know. Me, too. 683 00:36:54,516 --> 00:36:56,779 I'm so jacked up right now, I can sell anything. 684 00:36:56,823 --> 00:36:59,217 -Well, sell me a birdhouse. -How about a pun? 685 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:01,958 Like, uh, Paul's birdhouse, when nature Pauls. 686 00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:03,308 -That's brilliant! 687 00:37:03,351 --> 00:37:04,918 Okay, here's another... Uh, uh... 688 00:37:04,961 --> 00:37:07,703 This birdhouse will never Paul out of a tree. 689 00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:09,444 You gotta slow down. I gotta write this down. Seriously. I-- 690 00:37:09,488 --> 00:37:11,403 Oh, no, no. Don't even sweat it. I got a million of 'em. 691 00:37:11,446 --> 00:37:13,492 Okay, how about this one? Uh, uh, Paul's Boyd... 692 00:37:13,535 --> 00:37:15,581 Paul Boyd's birdie birdhouse building. 693 00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:17,757 -Ah! You know what your name is? -What? 694 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,193 -Little Ms. Ideas. Yes. -No. 695 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,281 -You're amazing. -No, you're amazing. 696 00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:21,500 -We're amazing. -Yeah. 697 00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:22,936 You know what this means, Claire? 698 00:37:22,979 --> 00:37:24,764 We're finally getting our stuff sorted. 699 00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:25,982 Yeah. 700 00:37:42,216 --> 00:37:44,305 It was the '90s, 701 00:37:44,349 --> 00:37:47,526 a different time, a simpler time. 702 00:37:47,569 --> 00:37:50,964 When a man committed a crime, you kicked in the door 703 00:37:51,007 --> 00:37:53,532 and worried about paperwork later. 704 00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:57,405 But like all good times, 705 00:37:57,449 --> 00:37:59,625 that time was a time 706 00:37:59,668 --> 00:38:02,497 whose time has come to an end. 707 00:38:04,847 --> 00:38:08,068 Then on April 2nd, 1997, 708 00:38:08,111 --> 00:38:11,767 I came face-to-face with pure evil. 709 00:38:11,811 --> 00:38:13,378 Reginald Euclid Storsh, 710 00:38:13,421 --> 00:38:15,728 incited over two dozen innocent victims 711 00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:17,425 to self-murder. 712 00:38:17,469 --> 00:38:20,341 An adversary so brilliant, so cunning 713 00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:22,038 that to merely be in his presence 714 00:38:22,082 --> 00:38:23,692 was to risk total mental 715 00:38:23,736 --> 00:38:26,347 and spiritual annihilation. 716 00:38:26,391 --> 00:38:29,263 "Detective Cartwright, did you have a warrant 717 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,004 for these proceedings?" 718 00:38:31,047 --> 00:38:34,442 "A warrant? Hell, no, Your Honor, he's guilty." 719 00:38:34,486 --> 00:38:37,402 "Well, I don't care how ridiculous or stupid 720 00:38:37,445 --> 00:38:40,318 or unfair it is, I declare a mistrial. 721 00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:42,145 Case dismissed." 722 00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:44,539 "Your Honor, no!" 723 00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:46,889 So I made my life's goal up 724 00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:49,544 to not give him a moment's rest. 725 00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:51,720 I dogged him like a dog. 726 00:38:51,764 --> 00:38:54,854 But six months into it, he committed suicide 727 00:38:54,897 --> 00:38:56,508 in a bath tub. 728 00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:58,945 Then his followers started committing suicide 729 00:38:58,988 --> 00:39:00,076 in the same tub. 730 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,122 Cultist after cultist 731 00:39:02,165 --> 00:39:04,385 dove into a porcelain nightmare 732 00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:06,779 of blood and death. 733 00:39:06,822 --> 00:39:09,347 The chief still has the case open. 734 00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:11,000 And guess who has to clean up 735 00:39:11,044 --> 00:39:13,133 every time one of these morons 736 00:39:13,176 --> 00:39:15,744 commits a see-pa-coo in the tub? 737 00:39:15,788 --> 00:39:18,704 That's right. Me. Cartwright. 738 00:39:18,747 --> 00:39:20,749 The last good cop. 739 00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:38,854 Go, go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go. 740 00:39:57,612 --> 00:39:59,832 -Hey. -Mm! 741 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:02,835 Oh... Oh, come on, man! 742 00:40:02,878 --> 00:40:05,315 -What? -I booked the tub! 743 00:40:05,359 --> 00:40:07,579 It's been on the schedule for months. 744 00:40:07,622 --> 00:40:10,277 Okay. Just do it. 745 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,672 Three-way challenge. Do you yield? 746 00:40:13,715 --> 00:40:15,674 I-I, I don't, I don't know. Do we? 747 00:40:19,329 --> 00:40:20,635 The invocation. 748 00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:22,463 "In order to get to instantaneous eternity, 749 00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:23,899 you must pass through the gateway 750 00:40:23,943 --> 00:40:25,771 chosen by the Holy Storsh." 751 00:40:29,949 --> 00:40:34,040 What? Oh, my God! You're initiates, aren't you? 752 00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:35,955 Uh, initiates. Yeah. 753 00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:38,392 Actually, do you, do you think you could teach us 754 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,612 some initiate stuff? 755 00:40:43,832 --> 00:40:47,009 Well, maybe I'll break the rules this one time. 756 00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:50,404 - Awesome. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 757 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:54,321 All right, um, you know, you two guys really lucked out. 758 00:40:54,364 --> 00:40:57,672 It's not every day that two initiates 759 00:40:57,716 --> 00:41:00,240 get taught their invocation 760 00:41:00,283 --> 00:41:02,416 by a level-six instructor. 761 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,678 -Level six? -Yeah. 762 00:41:03,722 --> 00:41:05,071 Is that, uh, is that a good level? 763 00:41:05,114 --> 00:41:06,812 Uh, there's only 11 levels 764 00:41:06,855 --> 00:41:09,858 and I'm level six, which is basically level seven, 765 00:41:09,902 --> 00:41:11,425 so really I'm an eight. 766 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:14,559 So, yeah, I'd say it's pretty damn good. 767 00:41:14,602 --> 00:41:17,605 And I specialize in invocation training. 768 00:41:17,649 --> 00:41:20,086 You could say I'm kind of a big deal 769 00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:21,827 down at East Side Bethel, you know? 770 00:41:21,870 --> 00:41:23,306 -Huh. Mm! - Okay. 771 00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:25,265 -Uh, so lie down. -All right. 772 00:41:25,308 --> 00:41:26,919 Here. 773 00:41:26,962 --> 00:41:29,704 Okay. Like the... 774 00:41:29,748 --> 00:41:34,448 Uh, okay, um, scooch down towards me a little. 775 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,755 Okay, now go left, uh, just a little bit. 776 00:41:36,798 --> 00:41:38,757 Okay. Actually, scooch back up just a couple of... 777 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,020 Yeah, okay, that's good. And come over to your right. 778 00:41:41,063 --> 00:41:42,412 Okay, you're moving faster, so, so just... 779 00:41:42,456 --> 00:41:43,413 -Yeah. And then... -Me? Oh. Okay. 780 00:41:43,457 --> 00:41:45,111 You come down just a touch. 781 00:41:45,154 --> 00:41:46,155 Perfect. 782 00:41:47,809 --> 00:41:51,073 Actually, you know what? Go, go back a little bit. 783 00:41:51,117 --> 00:41:55,208 That's it. That's it! Nice. 784 00:41:55,251 --> 00:41:57,471 This guy is awesome. I mean, he's basically a level eight. 785 00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,473 - I know. 786 00:42:02,911 --> 00:42:04,783 Okay. 787 00:42:04,826 --> 00:42:08,003 Now look up to the light. 788 00:42:10,310 --> 00:42:12,181 That's life. 789 00:42:12,225 --> 00:42:15,881 It's bright, it's inviting, it's warm. 790 00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:18,361 That's light. That's life. 791 00:42:18,405 --> 00:42:21,103 And this is death. 792 00:42:24,890 --> 00:42:26,587 What do you see? 793 00:42:28,067 --> 00:42:31,070 I-I can still see an outline. 794 00:42:31,113 --> 00:42:32,854 But it's fading. 795 00:42:32,898 --> 00:42:34,247 Exactly. 796 00:42:34,290 --> 00:42:37,380 See, normally when someone dies, 797 00:42:37,424 --> 00:42:40,775 there's a little bit of afterglow that lingers. 798 00:42:40,819 --> 00:42:43,430 But then unfortunately, it just disperses 799 00:42:43,473 --> 00:42:45,171 into the ether. 800 00:42:45,214 --> 00:42:49,088 But thanks to the great Storsh, 801 00:42:49,131 --> 00:42:52,787 his chosen will bask in the light of eternity. 802 00:42:52,831 --> 00:42:55,573 Just because the magical Storsh 803 00:42:55,616 --> 00:42:58,750 spilled his magical blood in that bath tub, 804 00:42:58,793 --> 00:43:00,708 the bath tub is magical 805 00:43:00,752 --> 00:43:03,624 and will magically hold on to the afterglow 806 00:43:03,668 --> 00:43:06,279 for all eternity. 807 00:43:06,322 --> 00:43:08,542 All of that in a bath tub? 808 00:43:19,988 --> 00:43:22,556 Would you like to bear witness to my exodus? 809 00:43:31,739 --> 00:43:35,090 Cyanide. It's quick. Painless. 810 00:43:50,715 --> 00:43:52,717 Well... 811 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,154 I'm sorry, I didn't think I would get emotional. 812 00:43:56,808 --> 00:44:00,289 You know, you two are gonna be great followers. 813 00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:02,030 Hm. 814 00:44:02,074 --> 00:44:03,641 I'm gonna tell Storsh about you 815 00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:06,121 when I get to the other side. 816 00:44:06,165 --> 00:44:08,080 -That's neat. 817 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:11,997 Yeah. 818 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,302 Bye. 819 00:44:21,310 --> 00:44:23,051 It's just a sec. 820 00:44:33,409 --> 00:44:34,541 Any second. 821 00:44:47,032 --> 00:44:49,077 -Oh! Oh! Ow! Whoa! -Oh... 822 00:44:49,121 --> 00:44:51,558 Whoa, wait, hey, this actually hurts quite a bit. 823 00:44:51,601 --> 00:44:53,778 -Oh, Go... Oh, no! -Ah! Oh, God! 824 00:44:53,821 --> 00:44:55,997 Oh! Oh, actually, this hurts quite a lot actually! 825 00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:58,696 -Do you want some water? -Oh, for the love of Christ! 826 00:44:58,739 --> 00:45:01,046 They're inside of my body, 827 00:45:01,089 --> 00:45:02,656 burning like a thousand suns! 828 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,702 -No! Oh, no! -I'll go get a first-aid kit! 829 00:45:04,745 --> 00:45:06,747 -No! You idiot! 830 00:45:06,791 --> 00:45:09,663 I wanna die! Kill me! 831 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:10,838 -Kill me! -Just go! 832 00:45:10,882 --> 00:45:11,926 Oh, my God! 833 00:45:17,105 --> 00:45:18,759 Use this! Use this! 834 00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:20,239 -Me? -Yes! 835 00:45:20,282 --> 00:45:21,849 Oh! Oh! 836 00:45:25,157 --> 00:45:27,289 -I am sorry! 837 00:45:28,551 --> 00:45:31,032 What kind of cheap knife is that? 838 00:45:31,076 --> 00:45:32,773 -We're on a budget, okay? -No! 839 00:45:32,817 --> 00:45:35,341 -Stab harder! Do it! 840 00:45:41,913 --> 00:45:44,002 -Come on! -No! 841 00:45:44,045 --> 00:45:46,047 Oh! Claire, stop it! 842 00:45:46,091 --> 00:45:49,703 -Stop! Claire, no! 843 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,444 We need better killing! 844 00:45:55,578 --> 00:45:58,364 Oh, God! You can't kill me with that stapler! 845 00:45:58,407 --> 00:46:01,149 -Oh, God! Aah! -Oh! 846 00:46:01,193 --> 00:46:03,848 You have no idea how much this hurts! 847 00:46:03,891 --> 00:46:05,414 Plug it in! 848 00:46:08,461 --> 00:46:10,376 Why won't you die? 849 00:46:13,858 --> 00:46:15,816 I gotta get 'em out! 850 00:46:19,733 --> 00:46:20,690 Oh! 851 00:46:30,352 --> 00:46:32,964 Is there something you wanna tell me, Claire? 852 00:46:33,007 --> 00:46:35,880 Uh, no, I-I don't think so. 853 00:46:35,923 --> 00:46:38,317 You're sure about that? 854 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,275 Yeah, I'm pretty sure. 855 00:46:43,757 --> 00:46:45,890 I get why you would, but it's not a good idea 856 00:46:45,933 --> 00:46:47,892 to lie to a detective, it's... 857 00:46:47,935 --> 00:46:49,763 I detect. 858 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:53,419 I get to the bottom of things. It's my job. 859 00:46:53,462 --> 00:46:55,682 And your job is, 860 00:46:55,725 --> 00:46:58,380 you work in the business. 861 00:46:58,424 --> 00:47:00,295 -The business? -Yeah. 862 00:47:00,339 --> 00:47:02,558 The ad business? I found out. 863 00:47:02,602 --> 00:47:05,039 You work at Global Creative. 864 00:47:05,083 --> 00:47:08,738 Okay, come on. I-I... Let me wet my beak. 865 00:47:08,782 --> 00:47:12,133 Do you understand how you could help a person in my situation? 866 00:47:12,177 --> 00:47:14,266 Just... 867 00:47:14,309 --> 00:47:16,703 Oh, hey! Is this your screenplay? Cool! 868 00:47:16,746 --> 00:47:18,966 I didn't exactly pick a title yet, but... 869 00:47:19,010 --> 00:47:22,143 Well, what exactly do you want me to do with this? 870 00:47:22,187 --> 00:47:23,884 Well, do what you do. Talk to people. 871 00:47:23,928 --> 00:47:26,844 You must know actors, right? D-do you know Wesley Snipes? 872 00:47:26,887 --> 00:47:28,976 He's who I always picture when I'm writing about myself. 873 00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:31,196 Uh, he needs this. 874 00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:35,417 Yeah. Totally. I... You know, I'll make some calls. 875 00:47:35,461 --> 00:47:37,376 -You're not just saying that? -No. 876 00:47:40,814 --> 00:47:44,165 I had a feeling about you two. First two aside. 877 00:47:44,209 --> 00:47:47,690 You know? I know I can count on my new friends. 878 00:47:47,734 --> 00:47:48,909 And sorry about this all. 879 00:47:48,953 --> 00:47:51,042 Well, I'll mark it down as the usual... 880 00:47:51,085 --> 00:47:52,913 And give me feedback. Give me notes. 881 00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:54,872 I-I'm not precious, I collaborate. 882 00:47:56,221 --> 00:47:57,570 ♪ Girl you know ♪ 883 00:47:57,613 --> 00:47:59,006 Uh... 884 00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:09,538 You know, I've been thinking. 885 00:48:09,582 --> 00:48:12,411 When those guys first showed up and were gonna kill themselves 886 00:48:12,454 --> 00:48:15,240 in our bath tub, I was like, "Okay, t-this is crazy." 887 00:48:15,283 --> 00:48:17,503 And then when, you know, the more we learned about Storsh, 888 00:48:17,546 --> 00:48:19,374 I can see why these people follow him. 889 00:48:19,418 --> 00:48:21,072 You know, I mean, sure, it's not for everybody, 890 00:48:21,115 --> 00:48:22,943 but think about what good he's done for us 891 00:48:22,987 --> 00:48:24,423 and we're not even in his cult. 892 00:48:24,466 --> 00:48:26,425 Well, w-we can't be in a cult. We're from Ohio. 893 00:48:26,468 --> 00:48:27,992 Yeah, but, you know, when you think about it, 894 00:48:28,035 --> 00:48:29,732 all religions have good and bad. 895 00:48:29,776 --> 00:48:32,387 So, like, maybe we can just take the good from Storsh 896 00:48:32,431 --> 00:48:34,172 and, like, apply it to our own lives. 897 00:48:34,215 --> 00:48:36,000 Like, you know, the other day when you burned your finger 898 00:48:36,043 --> 00:48:37,827 on the glue gun, and you're like, "Oh, Jesus H. Christ," 899 00:48:37,871 --> 00:48:39,220 but, like, you're not even a Christian. 900 00:48:39,264 --> 00:48:41,353 No, you listen, I'm totally good with having 901 00:48:41,396 --> 00:48:42,920 a little Storsh in our lives, I mean, it means 902 00:48:42,963 --> 00:48:44,922 a little more blood and violence, no biggie. 903 00:48:44,965 --> 00:48:46,749 But that's my point, you know, these poor souls 904 00:48:46,793 --> 00:48:48,795 work so hard to meet Storsh in the instantaneous eternity, 905 00:48:48,838 --> 00:48:51,015 but they really have trouble with the-the, like, 906 00:48:51,058 --> 00:48:52,103 the final commitment, you know? 907 00:48:52,146 --> 00:48:53,147 It's like Cartwright said, 908 00:48:53,191 --> 00:48:54,322 "How many chances do you have 909 00:48:54,366 --> 00:48:55,758 to practice your own suicide?" 910 00:48:55,802 --> 00:48:57,325 -They totally suck at suicide. -Yeah. 911 00:48:57,369 --> 00:48:58,979 -Yeah. -So this is what I'm thinking. 912 00:48:59,023 --> 00:49:00,981 You know, it's our apartment, so what's, what's wrong 913 00:49:01,025 --> 00:49:03,679 with helping our visitors with a quick, clean transition 914 00:49:03,723 --> 00:49:05,159 into the instantaneous eternity? 915 00:49:05,203 --> 00:49:07,031 Helping our visitors is the least we can do. 916 00:49:07,074 --> 00:49:09,076 It is the least we can do. This is our home. 917 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,992 This is our temple. It's the reason we left Ohio. 918 00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:14,647 To serve the good word of Storsh. 919 00:49:14,690 --> 00:49:17,215 Reginald E. Storsh, Claire. I love you. 920 00:49:17,258 --> 00:49:19,739 -Oh. -I love you. 921 00:49:19,782 --> 00:49:21,697 ♪ Ba-ba you-bab you-bab 922 00:49:23,177 --> 00:49:25,092 ♪ Ba-ba you-bab you-bab 923 00:49:26,615 --> 00:49:30,228 ♪ Bab-ba-rub ba-rub-bab 924 00:49:30,271 --> 00:49:32,012 ♪ Ba-du-lu bab-bah-du 925 00:49:32,056 --> 00:49:33,405 ♪ Ba-du-lu bab-bah-du 926 00:49:33,448 --> 00:49:36,886 ♪ Ba-du-lu bab-bah du-bab 927 00:49:36,930 --> 00:49:38,627 ♪ Ba-du-lu bab-bah-du 928 00:49:38,671 --> 00:49:40,064 ♪ Ba-du-lu bab-bah-du 929 00:49:40,107 --> 00:49:43,241 ♪ Ba-du-lu bab-bah du-bab 930 00:49:43,284 --> 00:49:46,592 ♪ Ba-du bab-bab-bab ba-da bah 931 00:49:46,635 --> 00:49:49,769 ♪ Ba-du dab-bab bab-bah du-bah ♪ 932 00:49:49,812 --> 00:49:52,206 ♪ Ba-du bab-bab bab ba-dap 933 00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:55,818 ♪ Bab ba-du ba-du-dap du-dap 934 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:58,647 ♪ Ba-du-lu bab-bah-du 935 00:49:58,691 --> 00:50:00,301 ♪ Ba-du-lu bab-bah-du 936 00:50:00,345 --> 00:50:03,739 ♪ Ba-du-lu bab-bah du-bab 937 00:50:03,783 --> 00:50:05,480 ♪ Ba-du-lu bab-bah-du 938 00:50:05,524 --> 00:50:07,178 ♪ Ba-du-lu bab-bah-du 939 00:50:07,221 --> 00:50:09,789 ♪ Ba-du-lu bab-bah du-bab 940 00:50:09,832 --> 00:50:13,445 ♪ Ba-du bab-bab-bab ba-da bah 941 00:50:13,488 --> 00:50:16,970 ♪ Ba-du bab-bab-bab ba-da bah 942 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:19,103 ♪ Ba-du dab-bab-bab ba-dap 943 00:50:19,146 --> 00:50:22,889 ♪ Bab ba-da-du ba-du-da du-da 944 00:50:31,767 --> 00:50:34,292 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh 945 00:50:34,335 --> 00:50:36,207 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh 946 00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:37,599 ♪ Ba-da you-ba ba-da 947 00:50:37,643 --> 00:50:39,427 ♪ Ba-du-lu bab-bah-du 948 00:50:39,471 --> 00:50:41,125 ♪ Ba-du-lu bab-bah-du 949 00:50:41,168 --> 00:50:44,563 ♪ Ba-du-lu bab-bah du-bab 950 00:50:44,606 --> 00:50:46,347 ♪ Ba-du-lu bab-bah-du 951 00:50:46,391 --> 00:50:48,045 ♪ Ba-du-lu bab-bah-du 952 00:50:48,088 --> 00:50:51,048 ♪ Ba-du-lu bab-bah du-bab 953 00:50:51,091 --> 00:50:54,312 ♪ Ba-du bab-bab-bab ba-da bah 954 00:50:54,355 --> 00:50:57,619 ♪ Ba-du bab-bab-bab ba-da bah 955 00:50:57,663 --> 00:51:00,405 ♪ Ba-du bab-bab-bab ba-dap 956 00:51:00,448 --> 00:51:02,059 ♪ Bab ba-da-da bab 957 00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:06,802 ♪ Ba-ba you-bab you-dab 958 00:51:08,326 --> 00:51:10,458 ♪ Ba-ba you-bab you-dab 959 00:51:11,894 --> 00:51:15,550 ♪ Ba-ba you-bab you-dab 960 00:51:15,594 --> 00:51:19,946 ♪ Bab ba-dap ba-dap-bab then ♪ 961 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,908 It's weird how they all have some kind of red dye 962 00:51:25,952 --> 00:51:27,519 on their lips now. 963 00:51:27,562 --> 00:51:30,217 Yeah. It's totally weird, right? 964 00:51:30,261 --> 00:51:32,001 You know, maybe it's a new part of their ritual. 965 00:51:32,045 --> 00:51:34,656 Hm. Worthless jerks. 966 00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:36,963 Your mama must be real proud, pal. 967 00:51:37,006 --> 00:51:39,096 Stone, Wallace, get rid of this chump. 968 00:51:40,401 --> 00:51:42,838 -So, uh, Claire? -Yeah? 969 00:51:42,882 --> 00:51:45,145 Any luck with Wesley? 970 00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:47,669 -I'm sorry? -My script? Wesley Snipes? 971 00:51:47,713 --> 00:51:49,845 Oh! Yeah. Uh, actually, yeah. 972 00:51:49,889 --> 00:51:52,544 I, uh, called, I called his agent 973 00:51:52,587 --> 00:51:55,721 and Fred, uh, Fred Burm-Burm, 974 00:51:55,764 --> 00:51:57,723 Fred Burminton, and he said, uh, 975 00:51:57,766 --> 00:52:00,073 that he was gonna give it to Wesley and that he was gonna 976 00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:01,640 take a look at it. 977 00:52:01,683 --> 00:52:03,032 You're lying. 978 00:52:04,251 --> 00:52:06,775 -No. -You gotta be lying! 979 00:52:08,777 --> 00:52:10,997 He said those words? Fred Burminton said that? 980 00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:12,955 Uh, yeah, absolutely. He... 981 00:52:12,999 --> 00:52:14,914 -You, I told you about... -She told... 982 00:52:14,957 --> 00:52:16,829 I... He, he definitely did. 983 00:52:16,872 --> 00:52:18,700 Well, here we go! 984 00:52:20,093 --> 00:52:22,051 -Yeah. -This is it! 985 00:52:22,095 --> 00:52:23,749 Oh, uh, uh, tell him, uh, 986 00:52:23,792 --> 00:52:25,751 I'm gonna take the thing about the super soldiers out. 987 00:52:25,794 --> 00:52:27,970 Uh, my sister's boyfriend is a bloom operator 988 00:52:28,014 --> 00:52:30,147 on General Hospital and he said, um, 989 00:52:30,190 --> 00:52:31,931 that that technically makes it sci-fi, 990 00:52:31,974 --> 00:52:33,933 which is an issue in Germany, uh, 991 00:52:33,976 --> 00:52:36,022 and I wanted this to play internationally. 992 00:52:36,065 --> 00:52:38,198 I can't believe I just said that. 993 00:52:38,242 --> 00:52:40,548 Okay, so then, no super soldiers. 994 00:52:40,592 --> 00:52:41,593 Got it. 995 00:52:41,636 --> 00:52:43,072 Claire, you are amazing. 996 00:52:43,116 --> 00:52:45,640 Oh, oh... Oh... 997 00:52:48,252 --> 00:52:50,950 Thank you. 998 00:52:50,993 --> 00:52:53,909 -Oh, that's... Tha-that happens. -Hey... 999 00:53:06,966 --> 00:53:08,533 Claire. 1000 00:53:08,576 --> 00:53:10,752 Ms. Nordheim. What are you doing here? 1001 00:53:10,796 --> 00:53:12,537 I just came from a fundraising dinner. 1002 00:53:12,580 --> 00:53:14,756 We made a record raise. 1003 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,671 You managed to turn my whole campaign around, Claire. 1004 00:53:16,715 --> 00:53:18,456 I wanted to thank you. 1005 00:53:19,805 --> 00:53:22,851 Oh. Wow, that is so sweet of you. 1006 00:53:22,895 --> 00:53:26,420 I'm gonna have to start drinking wine. 1007 00:53:26,464 --> 00:53:29,423 Well, well, well. What a beauty. 1008 00:53:29,467 --> 00:53:31,425 I am impressed, Claire. Is it yours? 1009 00:53:31,469 --> 00:53:34,733 Oh. Yeah, the birdhouse? My, uh, my boyfriend makes 'em. 1010 00:53:34,776 --> 00:53:36,909 Hm. Well. 1011 00:53:38,432 --> 00:53:39,738 I'll tell you what, Claire. 1012 00:53:39,781 --> 00:53:41,261 I am in the market 1013 00:53:41,305 --> 00:53:42,784 of furry birdhouse. 1014 00:53:42,828 --> 00:53:44,699 I would love to meet the artist. 1015 00:53:44,743 --> 00:53:47,093 Oh, I'm-I'm sure Paul would be thrilled. 1016 00:53:47,136 --> 00:53:49,878 I-I would, I'd be happy to make the connection for you. 1017 00:53:49,922 --> 00:53:51,837 I... We'll have to do that sometime. 1018 00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:53,230 How about now? 1019 00:54:02,282 --> 00:54:03,588 Oh, uh... 1020 00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:07,069 We're still moving in, so... 1021 00:54:08,854 --> 00:54:12,205 Can I, uh, offer you anything? 1022 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:15,774 -Are these the birdhouses? -Oh, yeah, th-those are them. 1023 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:20,082 Where's the boyfriend? He around? 1024 00:54:20,126 --> 00:54:22,041 He must be out, which is... 1025 00:54:22,084 --> 00:54:23,477 You know, and he pretty much never goes out, 1026 00:54:23,521 --> 00:54:25,044 so it's kinda weird. 1027 00:54:25,087 --> 00:54:26,872 -I'm gonna paint one of those. -Oh. 1028 00:54:26,915 --> 00:54:30,658 I've always wanted to dive head first into the arts. 1029 00:54:32,051 --> 00:54:33,008 Hm. 1030 00:54:36,751 --> 00:54:39,841 I like you, Claire. Frankly, I see myself in you. 1031 00:54:39,885 --> 00:54:41,843 And I'm sure my upbringing wasn't that different from you 1032 00:54:41,887 --> 00:54:43,628 other than, you know... 1033 00:54:45,804 --> 00:54:47,240 I look like this. 1034 00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:49,155 And I realized pretty quickly, that as a woman, 1035 00:54:49,198 --> 00:54:51,766 you have tremendous power. 1036 00:54:51,810 --> 00:54:52,985 Have you ever felt the kind of power 1037 00:54:53,028 --> 00:54:54,116 that I'm talking about, Claire? 1038 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,379 Oh, you know, o-once I played 1039 00:54:55,422 --> 00:54:57,294 the Powerball and I won five dollars. 1040 00:54:57,337 --> 00:55:00,384 Yeah, that was pretty cool. 1041 00:55:00,427 --> 00:55:02,777 So I figured if these men are gonna have their way with me, 1042 00:55:02,821 --> 00:55:05,040 then I'm gonna have my way with them. 1043 00:55:05,084 --> 00:55:08,566 Armund was 82 when I married him. 1044 00:55:08,609 --> 00:55:12,352 Today he is 96. 1045 00:55:12,396 --> 00:55:15,137 Turns out, the old guy is built like a machine. 1046 00:55:15,181 --> 00:55:17,183 And he just keeps going 1047 00:55:17,226 --> 00:55:20,055 and going and going and going 1048 00:55:20,099 --> 00:55:23,407 and going and going and going and going and going! 1049 00:55:23,450 --> 00:55:26,410 Point is, Claire, this young boyfriend of yours 1050 00:55:26,453 --> 00:55:29,021 who builds birdhouses, I am sure he's just peachy. 1051 00:55:29,064 --> 00:55:32,764 But you have got to take the power that is rightfully yours. 1052 00:55:32,807 --> 00:55:34,940 You've got to milk this world for everything 1053 00:55:34,983 --> 00:55:36,376 that it has to give. 1054 00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:40,424 -You know, t-that must be Paul. 1055 00:55:40,467 --> 00:55:41,947 Oh. 1056 00:55:41,990 --> 00:55:44,515 -Oh, my gosh. Mr. Nordheim! 1057 00:55:44,558 --> 00:55:47,300 Did-did you climb up all of those stairs? 1058 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:48,910 Are you okay? Here. 1059 00:55:48,954 --> 00:55:51,565 D-does he need, like, a defibrillator o-or something? 1060 00:55:51,609 --> 00:55:53,088 Uh, should I get him some water? 1061 00:55:53,132 --> 00:55:54,438 He's already had his water today. 1062 00:55:54,481 --> 00:55:56,396 Claire, let him go. Claire, he's fine. 1063 00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,963 What I am trying to tell you is 1064 00:55:58,006 --> 00:56:00,095 that I have come here to liberate you 1065 00:56:00,139 --> 00:56:01,967 from the prison 1066 00:56:02,010 --> 00:56:03,490 that you call love. 1067 00:56:03,534 --> 00:56:06,058 And, yes, it will be painful at first, 1068 00:56:06,101 --> 00:56:07,842 but eventually you're gonna thank me. 1069 00:56:07,886 --> 00:56:11,542 And I can't say that I'm not going to enjoy liberating you 1070 00:56:11,585 --> 00:56:13,413 by liberating Paul 1071 00:56:13,457 --> 00:56:16,155 the way I liberated that boy in the gym 1072 00:56:16,198 --> 00:56:19,463 over and over and over and over-- 1073 00:56:19,506 --> 00:56:20,855 Oh, my God! 1074 00:56:20,899 --> 00:56:23,249 Oh, oh... Oh, my God! Ho! 1075 00:56:23,292 --> 00:56:25,382 I'll go get the first-aid kit. 1076 00:56:36,654 --> 00:56:38,699 Oh, I'm free. I'm free. 1077 00:56:38,743 --> 00:56:40,788 I am free. I am finally free! 1078 00:56:40,832 --> 00:56:42,442 Oh, my God. I'm finally free. 1079 00:56:42,486 --> 00:56:44,488 Thank you, thank you. Thank you, God, thank you. 1080 00:56:44,531 --> 00:56:46,925 I so deserved this. Thank you! 1081 00:56:46,968 --> 00:56:49,014 Thank you, thank you, thank you... 1082 00:56:49,057 --> 00:56:50,885 -Paul. -Oh, my gosh! 1083 00:56:50,929 --> 00:56:52,409 You're Meegan Nordheim. 1084 00:56:52,452 --> 00:56:55,499 Paul, I want you to liberate me. 1085 00:56:55,542 --> 00:56:57,152 Liberate me now. 1086 00:56:57,196 --> 00:56:59,241 -Uh, is Claire home? -Forget Claire! 1087 00:56:59,285 --> 00:57:01,722 There is no Claire. There is only you and there is me. 1088 00:57:01,766 --> 00:57:03,681 -Okay. I'll get the juice. -No, no, no... 1089 00:57:03,724 --> 00:57:05,509 Paul, come to me. Paul, I want my bliss now. 1090 00:57:05,552 --> 00:57:07,380 Please don't make me wait for it. Don't make me wait, Paul. 1091 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:09,208 Please, please, please, I want my bliss. Please, Paul, Paul... 1092 00:57:09,251 --> 00:57:10,470 Paul, please, now. 1093 00:57:10,514 --> 00:57:13,168 -Oh... Okay, o-okay, okay. -Okay. 1094 00:57:23,962 --> 00:57:26,965 Oh, no. Paul, what did you do? 1095 00:57:27,008 --> 00:57:29,620 -I saved her. -What? Why? 1096 00:57:29,663 --> 00:57:31,796 She was a visitor. You said that we had to help them. 1097 00:57:31,839 --> 00:57:33,624 No... Children of Storsh. 1098 00:57:33,667 --> 00:57:35,016 Well, how was I supposed to know that? 1099 00:57:35,060 --> 00:57:37,541 It's called logic, Paul! 1100 00:57:37,584 --> 00:57:39,456 -Oh, shoot! -My God! 1101 00:57:39,499 --> 00:57:42,154 Oh, no, no, no, no. 1102 00:57:42,197 --> 00:57:44,199 You let her paint the country house? 1103 00:57:44,243 --> 00:57:46,680 I'd hardly call that a country house. 1104 00:57:46,724 --> 00:57:48,290 No, no, no, no, no. 1105 00:57:48,334 --> 00:57:49,683 Country house, Boyd house, 1106 00:57:49,727 --> 00:57:51,250 complete with a little front-porch swing 1107 00:57:51,293 --> 00:57:53,382 and a bird-watching tower for watching birds. 1108 00:57:53,426 --> 00:57:55,733 Looks more like a fire station. 1109 00:57:55,776 --> 00:57:57,952 What kind of fire station has a porch swing? 1110 00:57:57,996 --> 00:57:59,867 Forget about the birdhouse, Paul. 1111 00:57:59,911 --> 00:58:01,913 We gotta deal with this now, okay? 1112 00:58:01,956 --> 00:58:03,871 No, no, no. She's-she's... It's gonna be fine. 1113 00:58:03,915 --> 00:58:06,265 I mean, she's still alive. Everything's, everything's okay. 1114 00:58:06,308 --> 00:58:07,875 She's gonna tell everyone what you did 1115 00:58:07,919 --> 00:58:09,007 and you're gonna go to jail! 1116 00:58:09,050 --> 00:58:10,965 How can you be so stupid? 1117 00:58:14,621 --> 00:58:15,579 Paul! 1118 00:58:21,585 --> 00:58:23,500 I'm sorry, Ms. Nordheim. 1119 00:58:23,543 --> 00:58:25,806 Not the fire station. 1120 00:58:25,850 --> 00:58:27,982 It's a country house. 1121 00:58:44,390 --> 00:58:46,305 Cartwright's on his way. 1122 00:58:48,089 --> 00:58:50,570 What are you gonna tell him? 1123 00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:51,963 A story. 1124 00:58:54,008 --> 00:58:55,662 A love story 1125 00:58:55,706 --> 00:58:57,969 about a woman who married a man 1126 00:58:58,012 --> 00:58:59,927 for all of the right reasons, 1127 00:58:59,971 --> 00:59:02,321 and not for his money and-and not for his power, 1128 00:59:02,364 --> 00:59:05,759 but because she saw who he really was. 1129 00:59:05,803 --> 00:59:07,761 A man who needed her 1130 00:59:07,805 --> 00:59:10,634 more than she needed him. 1131 00:59:10,677 --> 00:59:12,810 It started out as a pure kind of love, 1132 00:59:12,853 --> 00:59:16,683 but it quickly became something else. 1133 00:59:16,727 --> 00:59:20,644 An obligation, not for her, but for him. 1134 00:59:22,341 --> 00:59:25,736 For her it was never a romantic kind of love. 1135 00:59:25,779 --> 00:59:28,565 It was a friend kind of love. 1136 00:59:28,608 --> 00:59:31,219 She knew that if she left him, 1137 00:59:31,263 --> 00:59:33,613 it would destroy him. 1138 00:59:33,657 --> 00:59:37,617 So she stayed by his side and hoped that he would realize 1139 00:59:37,661 --> 00:59:40,228 that he bet on the wrong horse. 1140 00:59:41,621 --> 00:59:43,362 But he never did. 1141 00:59:44,711 --> 00:59:47,845 So she was trapped... 1142 00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:51,500 until she found Storsh. 1143 00:59:53,328 --> 00:59:55,417 What she never found in her marriage, 1144 00:59:55,461 --> 00:59:58,899 she found in the open arms of Storsh and his followers, 1145 00:59:58,943 --> 01:00:01,162 seekers of the instantaneous eternity, 1146 01:00:01,206 --> 01:00:03,208 that one brief moment of bliss 1147 01:00:03,251 --> 01:00:05,906 that can go on for forever. 1148 01:00:05,950 --> 01:00:08,692 Armund was so distraught, so devastated 1149 01:00:08,735 --> 01:00:11,085 by the loss of his one true love 1150 01:00:11,129 --> 01:00:13,392 that he sought to follow her. 1151 01:00:13,435 --> 01:00:14,872 He'd rather die in her arms 1152 01:00:14,915 --> 01:00:17,265 than live without her for one more day. 1153 01:00:19,790 --> 01:00:21,574 Wow. 1154 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,358 Gosh, darn it, Claire. 1155 01:00:25,099 --> 01:00:27,449 I have to say something to you right now. 1156 01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:32,585 You-you know what? We had a problem, right? 1157 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:34,021 And what do we do? 1158 01:00:34,065 --> 01:00:35,762 -We sorted it. -Uh-huh. 1159 01:00:35,806 --> 01:00:38,765 This problem is sorted. It's sorted. 1160 01:00:38,809 --> 01:00:40,680 And it's not just this problem, it's everything, our... 1161 01:00:40,724 --> 01:00:42,464 The-the apartment, your job, my job. 1162 01:00:42,508 --> 01:00:46,251 We... we are, are sorted. 1163 01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:53,824 What are you doing? 1164 01:00:53,867 --> 01:00:54,999 Listen... 1165 01:00:56,870 --> 01:01:01,396 Claire Annabelle McKenty, will you, will you marry me? 1166 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:04,225 Y-you're doing this right now? 1167 01:01:04,269 --> 01:01:06,706 No, I know, I know I said I wouldn't ask again 1168 01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:08,229 until we got our-our stuff figured out. 1169 01:01:08,273 --> 01:01:11,015 But guess what? We did! We did! 1170 01:01:11,058 --> 01:01:12,277 I wanna be with you forever, Claire. 1171 01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:15,410 I want... I need you to marry me. 1172 01:01:15,454 --> 01:01:17,978 -Oh, well, okay... -Okay. 1173 01:01:19,501 --> 01:01:22,809 We need to do the thing... right now. 1174 01:01:26,944 --> 01:01:28,946 ♪ Do you like me? I suppose 1175 01:01:28,989 --> 01:01:30,730 ♪ Draw me like a French girl Jack and Rose ♪ 1176 01:01:30,774 --> 01:01:32,645 ♪ Sun goes up and you milk that cow ♪ 1177 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:34,429 ♪ Slap that udder on the big bad cow ♪ 1178 01:01:34,473 --> 01:01:36,431 ♪ Watch that cow eat all that grass ♪ 1179 01:01:36,475 --> 01:01:38,607 ♪ Sometimes a donkey's called an ass ♪ 1180 01:01:38,651 --> 01:01:40,435 ♪ Me a question and I'll tell you what I'm thinking ♪ 1181 01:01:40,479 --> 01:01:42,394 ♪ Every night Uncle Gary goes drinking ♪ 1182 01:01:42,437 --> 01:01:44,265 ♪ Oh hey you hear the news? 1183 01:01:44,309 --> 01:01:46,180 ♪ Mom and dad went on a cruise ♪ 1184 01:01:46,224 --> 01:01:48,226 ♪ Mom had come but the group was smelling ♪ 1185 01:01:48,269 --> 01:01:50,184 ♪ Mom came back with a baby in her belly ♪ 1186 01:01:50,228 --> 01:01:52,230 ♪ Spaghetti and meatballs parmesan ♪♪ 1187 01:01:52,273 --> 01:01:53,971 Spaghetti and meatballs! 1188 01:01:57,365 --> 01:02:01,587 It's okay. We're so close. Doesn't matter. 1189 01:02:01,630 --> 01:02:03,545 We're married now. 1190 01:02:06,810 --> 01:02:08,942 I love you so much. 1191 01:02:30,442 --> 01:02:32,574 ♪ Gum drops 1192 01:02:32,618 --> 01:02:36,753 ♪ On Christmas Day ♪ 1193 01:02:40,017 --> 01:02:43,063 -Hey, smiley! -Hey, smiley! 1194 01:02:43,107 --> 01:02:45,152 I didn't hear you come in. 1195 01:02:45,196 --> 01:02:47,589 D-did we get any visitors? 1196 01:02:47,633 --> 01:02:50,941 Oh, no. No, it's been pretty quiet. 1197 01:02:54,118 --> 01:02:56,729 Y-you know, I was thinking, maybe we could go for a walk 1198 01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:58,470 in the neighborhood and then when we get back, 1199 01:02:58,513 --> 01:03:01,473 we could play some shrabes. 1200 01:03:01,516 --> 01:03:06,478 I was kinda hoping for like a Storshy kind of evening. 1201 01:03:06,521 --> 01:03:07,827 So... 1202 01:03:29,414 --> 01:03:30,545 Go for Cartwright. 1203 01:03:30,589 --> 01:03:33,461 Detective, hey. It's Claire. 1204 01:03:33,505 --> 01:03:35,681 Claire, got any news for me? 1205 01:03:35,724 --> 01:03:39,293 News? Oh! Yeah! You know, I... 1206 01:03:39,337 --> 01:03:41,252 Uh, I, uh, heard from Snipes 1207 01:03:41,295 --> 01:03:43,689 and he loved the script, so... 1208 01:03:43,732 --> 01:03:46,083 You're kidding. Are you kidding? 1209 01:03:46,126 --> 01:03:49,477 No, I'm, I wouldn't, I wouldn't kid with you, Boyce-boy. 1210 01:03:49,521 --> 01:03:51,871 Uh, uh, please hold one... 1211 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:02,403 Yeah! 1212 01:04:02,447 --> 01:04:04,884 Yeah! Yeah! 1213 01:04:04,928 --> 01:04:08,018 Yeah! 1214 01:04:19,203 --> 01:04:21,161 Ah, that's such a good news. 1215 01:04:21,205 --> 01:04:22,859 Claire, this is huge. 1216 01:04:22,902 --> 01:04:25,078 I should, I gotta put in notice with my captain, right? 1217 01:04:25,122 --> 01:04:27,037 Because I can't work active cases if I'm gonna be on set. 1218 01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:29,169 Is he gonna want a producer credit? 'Cause I... 1219 01:04:29,213 --> 01:04:31,084 Between you and me, he doesn't deserve anything 1220 01:04:31,128 --> 01:04:33,913 more than associate executive producer. 1221 01:04:33,957 --> 01:04:35,436 Hey, uh, question for you. 1222 01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:37,221 Anything, Claire, shoot. 1223 01:04:37,264 --> 01:04:39,136 We haven't had a cult member in a while 1224 01:04:39,179 --> 01:04:41,747 and I just wondered, like, is there some sort of, like, 1225 01:04:41,790 --> 01:04:43,488 Storsh holiday that we're not aware of? 1226 01:04:43,531 --> 01:04:46,360 Like a, like a suicide Yom Kippur? 1227 01:04:46,404 --> 01:04:49,929 Oh, well, it hasn't been that long, it's three days ago. 1228 01:04:49,973 --> 01:04:51,975 Oh, yeah, okay, cool, no, it just seems like 1229 01:04:52,018 --> 01:04:53,672 there should've been one by now. 1230 01:04:53,715 --> 01:04:55,935 Actually, uh, a few years ago, there was a dry spell 1231 01:04:55,979 --> 01:04:57,676 that lasted six months. 1232 01:04:57,719 --> 01:05:00,897 I mean, I thought it was over, 1233 01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:03,203 but then it all started up again. 1234 01:05:03,247 --> 01:05:07,164 Uh, eventually, Claire, they always come back. 1235 01:05:07,207 --> 01:05:09,296 That's what you gotta understand about these people. 1236 01:05:09,340 --> 01:05:12,430 If it helps, think of yourself as switching places 1237 01:05:12,473 --> 01:05:14,823 with me narratively. 1238 01:05:14,867 --> 01:05:16,913 You know, you're becoming kind of the lonely beat cop 1239 01:05:16,956 --> 01:05:19,176 in the wasteland of death, 1240 01:05:19,219 --> 01:05:21,656 I'm becoming the Hollywood screenwriter. 1241 01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:24,790 Hey, Claire, do you think 1242 01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:26,966 that a guy like me 1243 01:05:27,010 --> 01:05:30,404 would be able to pen a romcom, 1244 01:05:30,448 --> 01:05:31,971 a romantic comedy? 1245 01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:34,234 I had this story, you know what they say, 1246 01:05:34,278 --> 01:05:35,453 "Write what you know." 1247 01:05:35,496 --> 01:05:38,325 My ex-wife, she went to Ireland 1248 01:05:38,369 --> 01:05:40,980 o-once and she just never came back, 1249 01:05:41,024 --> 01:05:43,591 and e-eventually we divorced through the mail 1250 01:05:43,635 --> 01:05:45,637 and it was, it was kinda like a Lake House 1251 01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:47,900 meets, um, Lady And The Tramp. 1252 01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:51,164 Because we were really better friends 1253 01:05:51,208 --> 01:05:54,689 through letters that when w-when we were sharing a bed. 1254 01:05:54,733 --> 01:05:57,257 And then I eventually, you know, started talking 1255 01:05:57,301 --> 01:05:59,477 to her new husband. 1256 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:01,044 Um, he's a firefighter. 1257 01:06:01,087 --> 01:06:03,655 Uh, I mean, and Irish firefighter, you gotta... 1258 01:06:03,698 --> 01:06:05,178 It's pretty cool. Like, like... 1259 01:06:05,222 --> 01:06:07,050 As-as much as I don't wanna admit it, like, 1260 01:06:07,093 --> 01:06:09,182 that's pretty much a manlier occupation. 1261 01:06:09,226 --> 01:06:12,272 I mean, an the Irish already fight everything. 1262 01:06:12,316 --> 01:06:14,100 This guy fights fire. 1263 01:06:14,144 --> 01:06:16,624 Uh, , I-I-I just thought, like, 1264 01:06:16,668 --> 01:06:18,670 kind of a, like a triangle thing 1265 01:06:18,713 --> 01:06:21,673 with like Matthew McConaughey, uh, 1266 01:06:21,716 --> 01:06:24,067 Kate Hudson and maybe like Wesley Snipes. 1267 01:06:24,110 --> 01:06:27,026 If he gets one on this one... 1268 01:06:38,777 --> 01:06:41,171 Okay, so listen, Nordheim wasn't in the cult. 1269 01:06:41,214 --> 01:06:42,868 -But we saved her anyway. -Well, she needed to be saved. 1270 01:06:42,911 --> 01:06:44,783 -She wanted to kill puppies. -Exactly. 1271 01:06:44,826 --> 01:06:46,393 So before we were saving people 1272 01:06:46,437 --> 01:06:48,308 into the instantaneous eternity who wanted to be saved, 1273 01:06:48,352 --> 01:06:50,136 but maybe we save people who need to be saved 1274 01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:51,485 that don't even know they need to be saved. 1275 01:06:51,529 --> 01:06:52,530 That's great, like murderers 1276 01:06:52,573 --> 01:06:54,227 and rapists or celebrity chefs. 1277 01:06:54,271 --> 01:06:57,013 Exactly. Okay. Let's do this. 1278 01:07:40,534 --> 01:07:44,060 It's a, um, new anti-depressant. 1279 01:07:44,103 --> 01:07:46,105 We have to sell people on getting happy 1280 01:07:46,149 --> 01:07:48,673 because apparantly hopelessness and despair 1281 01:07:48,716 --> 01:07:50,979 are currently trending. 1282 01:07:51,023 --> 01:07:53,678 Mr. Carl, I've got this. 1283 01:07:58,770 --> 01:08:01,816 The only way to achieve complete happiness is... 1284 01:08:03,601 --> 01:08:07,126 by inviting the father and savior Storsh in to your heart. 1285 01:08:07,170 --> 01:08:09,172 Now, I-I know, I know you're all looking at me 1286 01:08:09,215 --> 01:08:11,609 like you're a little skeptical, but believe me, I was too, 1287 01:08:11,652 --> 01:08:13,480 but, you know, you just, you just gotta go for it. 1288 01:08:13,524 --> 01:08:15,613 So, I-I'd love for you guys to join. 1289 01:08:15,656 --> 01:08:17,615 You know, just a bunch of like-minded people 1290 01:08:17,658 --> 01:08:20,008 who wanna be as happy as they can be. 1291 01:08:21,706 --> 01:08:23,925 That's all very interesting. 1292 01:08:23,969 --> 01:08:26,406 And you've given us a lot to think about. 1293 01:08:30,671 --> 01:08:33,152 Stupid legs, stupid legs. 1294 01:08:33,196 --> 01:08:34,849 Stupid rigor-mortis legs! 1295 01:08:34,893 --> 01:08:37,156 Oh! Fuck! 1296 01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:40,246 Claire! Claire! Thanks God you're home. 1297 01:08:40,290 --> 01:08:43,206 Something terrible has happened. They shut down my website. 1298 01:08:43,249 --> 01:08:44,555 And my credit card was declined. 1299 01:08:44,598 --> 01:08:47,079 I was just so busy making birdhouses 1300 01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:49,908 that I forgot to pay and then the bank was so far 1301 01:08:49,951 --> 01:08:52,171 that I didn't wanna walk and I spent all my money 1302 01:08:52,215 --> 01:08:53,999 on skittles and wood and thanks God... 1303 01:08:54,042 --> 01:08:56,741 Thanks God for you, Claire, thanks God for you. 1304 01:08:56,784 --> 01:08:58,525 Can you swap me 200 bucks? 1305 01:08:58,569 --> 01:09:01,528 They fired me, Paul! They fired me! 1306 01:09:01,572 --> 01:09:03,182 -We don't have jobs. 1307 01:09:03,226 --> 01:09:06,316 We are unsorted, Paul! We're unsorted! 1308 01:09:09,362 --> 01:09:12,322 What are we gonna do, Claire? What are we gonna do? 1309 01:09:12,365 --> 01:09:14,715 I love you. I love you. Uh... 1310 01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:16,717 Yeah? 1311 01:10:55,816 --> 01:11:00,343 Claire Annabelle McKenty, you, will you marry me? 1312 01:11:12,398 --> 01:11:15,009 No. 1313 01:11:15,053 --> 01:11:16,968 I can't marry you. 1314 01:11:53,439 --> 01:11:55,572 Hello, Claire, my child. 1315 01:11:57,878 --> 01:12:01,360 -It's you. -It's me. 1316 01:12:01,404 --> 01:12:03,014 I-I can't believe it. You-you came. 1317 01:12:03,057 --> 01:12:04,276 They doubted you, but you came. 1318 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:07,540 Shh, quiet now. Let's not spoil it. 1319 01:12:07,584 --> 01:12:09,194 I just can't believe it. 1320 01:12:09,237 --> 01:12:11,109 You're actually, you're here i-in my tub. 1321 01:12:11,152 --> 01:12:12,545 Remember the thing about not spoiling it 1322 01:12:12,589 --> 01:12:14,155 that I just said six seconds ago? 1323 01:12:14,199 --> 01:12:16,941 Oh, yeah. Yeah, sorry. I just... 1324 01:12:16,984 --> 01:12:19,509 Well, y-your teachings have changed my life. 1325 01:12:19,552 --> 01:12:21,511 -Mm-hmm. -It's just... 1326 01:12:21,554 --> 01:12:23,295 Things aren't working now and I don't know, 1327 01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:25,341 I don't know where I've gone wrong. 1328 01:12:25,384 --> 01:12:27,386 Mm, tell you, when this whole thing started, 1329 01:12:27,430 --> 01:12:30,389 I never thought it would spread further than my backyard. 1330 01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:32,304 Just a bunch of crazy loons dancing in the light 1331 01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:36,003 of the instantaneous eternity over nachos and Fanta. 1332 01:12:36,047 --> 01:12:39,355 But soon the whole city became my backyard. 1333 01:12:39,398 --> 01:12:42,619 The beacon of Storsh was lit and the people came. 1334 01:12:44,055 --> 01:12:45,491 I know I did. 1335 01:12:45,535 --> 01:12:47,101 I know you know you did. 1336 01:12:47,145 --> 01:12:49,539 I was watching you from the afterlife. 1337 01:12:49,582 --> 01:12:53,107 You know, the spiritual reward for saving souls was incredible. 1338 01:12:53,151 --> 01:12:54,979 What a buzz! It's just like a tingle. 1339 01:12:55,022 --> 01:12:56,981 But soon that wasn't enough. 1340 01:12:57,024 --> 01:12:58,722 I needed to reach more of my children, 1341 01:12:58,765 --> 01:13:00,506 I needed the message to find the masses 1342 01:13:00,550 --> 01:13:02,769 and save the souls of the entire world 1343 01:13:02,813 --> 01:13:05,119 like, on a God level. 1344 01:13:05,163 --> 01:13:09,472 You know, I, I made a plan and that plan was I'd get caught 1345 01:13:09,515 --> 01:13:11,648 and I'd become a media sensation. 1346 01:13:11,691 --> 01:13:14,128 Live out my days in some cushy, white-collared prison 1347 01:13:14,172 --> 01:13:15,739 like Bundy Romanson. 1348 01:13:15,782 --> 01:13:19,133 TV specials, conjugal visits. 1349 01:13:19,177 --> 01:13:21,440 So I let that cop catch me. 1350 01:13:21,484 --> 01:13:24,269 You know this guy, you know who I'm talking about? 1351 01:13:24,312 --> 01:13:25,923 -Cartwright? -Yeah. 1352 01:13:25,966 --> 01:13:28,055 Naturally, he screwed it all up and I got off. 1353 01:13:28,099 --> 01:13:29,753 But it turns out, getting away with it 1354 01:13:29,796 --> 01:13:32,190 was like some major power move. 1355 01:13:32,233 --> 01:13:33,670 Next thing, I'm this huge celebrity, 1356 01:13:33,713 --> 01:13:34,932 people following me around, 1357 01:13:34,975 --> 01:13:36,324 "Oh, Storsh, have my baby. 1358 01:13:36,368 --> 01:13:37,891 Storsh, can I get a photo? 1359 01:13:37,935 --> 01:13:40,067 Storsh, can I get a photo of you and me 1360 01:13:40,111 --> 01:13:41,373 trying to make babies?" 1361 01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:43,027 People offering me book deals, 1362 01:13:43,070 --> 01:13:45,421 multiple book deals, like a three-book deal. 1363 01:13:45,464 --> 01:13:49,120 In the grocery store, people offering me cupcakes, 1364 01:13:49,163 --> 01:13:50,861 people... I mean, you name it. 1365 01:13:50,904 --> 01:13:53,298 I had an assistant... 1366 01:13:53,341 --> 01:13:55,431 for a little while. 1367 01:13:55,474 --> 01:13:57,433 But then I realized, "Oh, my God. 1368 01:13:57,476 --> 01:13:59,391 I could immortalize myself 1369 01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:01,045 and forever spread the word of Storsh 1370 01:14:01,088 --> 01:14:04,483 with the ultimate saving. Who? Me, myself." 1371 01:14:04,527 --> 01:14:06,964 So I climbed in this bathtub here and I did my thing 1372 01:14:07,007 --> 01:14:10,663 and in one fell swoop, I became the god I was destined to be. 1373 01:14:12,099 --> 01:14:15,494 Oh, that is so beautiful. 1374 01:14:15,538 --> 01:14:18,323 Yeah, I guess it is. 1375 01:14:18,366 --> 01:14:21,282 But, you, Claire, you, my love. 1376 01:14:21,326 --> 01:14:23,154 None of my followers have served me 1377 01:14:23,197 --> 01:14:25,417 as greatly or lovingly as you. 1378 01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:28,420 And yet, there is still one final lesson for you to learn. 1379 01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:30,988 Oh, teach me. I-I want to learn. 1380 01:14:32,555 --> 01:14:35,514 You've been so focused on saving everyone else, 1381 01:14:35,558 --> 01:14:39,387 you've forgotten the most important person of all. 1382 01:14:39,431 --> 01:14:42,086 I-I'm sorry, what? 1383 01:14:42,129 --> 01:14:44,915 You've been so focused on saving everyone else, 1384 01:14:44,958 --> 01:14:48,527 you've forgotten the most important person of all. 1385 01:14:48,571 --> 01:14:49,746 I-I don't-- 1386 01:14:49,789 --> 01:14:50,790 You've forgotten the most important 1387 01:14:50,834 --> 01:14:52,183 person of all. 1388 01:14:53,576 --> 01:14:56,927 Oh... Oh. 1389 01:14:56,970 --> 01:15:01,235 Yeah. I understand. 1390 01:15:02,410 --> 01:15:03,934 I understand. 1391 01:15:06,545 --> 01:15:09,287 The door to my bus is always open, Claire. 1392 01:15:10,593 --> 01:15:11,942 Always open. 1393 01:15:50,328 --> 01:15:51,982 Hey, Cartwright. 1394 01:15:52,025 --> 01:15:56,116 I heard you're, uh, going off to make your movie. 1395 01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:58,902 Yeah. Finally pulling it together. 1396 01:15:58,945 --> 01:16:00,599 -Oh. 1397 01:16:00,643 --> 01:16:02,035 I'll see you at the premiere. 1398 01:16:07,737 --> 01:16:09,042 Oh-ho... 1399 01:16:11,654 --> 01:16:14,047 Ah, man, you're such a wiener. 1400 01:16:15,875 --> 01:16:19,618 Oh, man. 1401 01:16:31,761 --> 01:16:33,110 Hey. 1402 01:16:33,153 --> 01:16:34,111 Hey. 1403 01:16:37,375 --> 01:16:39,116 Still wanna go to Winnipeg? 1404 01:16:39,159 --> 01:16:41,727 Not really. 1405 01:16:41,771 --> 01:16:43,337 Yeah, me neither. 1406 01:16:46,993 --> 01:16:48,691 And while you were in there talking to the bathtub, 1407 01:16:48,734 --> 01:16:51,476 I did some thinking. 1408 01:16:51,519 --> 01:16:53,696 Yeah? 1409 01:16:53,739 --> 01:16:57,656 The reason you never really married me. 1410 01:16:57,700 --> 01:16:59,005 I get it. 1411 01:17:00,703 --> 01:17:01,965 You do? 1412 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:07,274 You love me. 1413 01:17:07,318 --> 01:17:11,148 It's just not a romantic kind of love. 1414 01:17:11,191 --> 01:17:13,106 It's a friend kind of love. 1415 01:17:14,107 --> 01:17:15,848 Oh, Paul... 1416 01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:20,766 I'm sorry. 1417 01:17:22,159 --> 01:17:23,508 For what? 1418 01:17:25,118 --> 01:17:27,338 That I'm not smart. 1419 01:17:27,381 --> 01:17:30,297 What? No. No. 1420 01:17:31,690 --> 01:17:33,605 You're the smartest guy I know. 1421 01:18:11,861 --> 01:18:14,428 This is the sloppiest tub death I've ever seen. 1422 01:18:18,563 --> 01:18:21,348 It's weird how they all have some kind of red dye 1423 01:18:21,392 --> 01:18:22,959 on their lips now. 1424 01:18:23,002 --> 01:18:24,917 Yeah, it's totally weird, right? 1425 01:18:30,793 --> 01:18:33,230 Her elderly, physically-decrypted husband 1426 01:18:33,273 --> 01:18:35,275 from whom she stands to inherit millions 1427 01:18:35,319 --> 01:18:37,582 somehow gets his walker up the flight of stairs. 1428 01:18:37,625 --> 01:18:39,366 That part's actually true. 1429 01:19:01,954 --> 01:19:05,088 What is that? This one. 1430 01:19:05,131 --> 01:19:08,961 That, that's the coffee shop where we had our first kiss. 1431 01:19:10,833 --> 01:19:13,096 What's this? 1432 01:19:13,139 --> 01:19:17,927 Uh, it's the pizza shop where I thought we had our first kiss. 1433 01:19:17,970 --> 01:19:19,232 Oh. 1434 01:19:19,276 --> 01:19:21,887 Apparently, I was mistaken. 1435 01:19:21,931 --> 01:19:23,584 Yeah. 1436 01:19:23,628 --> 01:19:25,282 What's this one? It's just a line. 1437 01:19:25,325 --> 01:19:28,720 No, no, no. See. This is, this is your butt. 1438 01:19:28,764 --> 01:19:30,896 Oh. 1439 01:19:30,940 --> 01:19:33,290 Which I do like very much. 1440 01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:36,032 I know you do. 1441 01:20:01,144 --> 01:20:02,580 ♪ Parmesan meatball soup 1442 01:20:02,623 --> 01:20:03,929 ♪ Here we go another fruit 1443 01:20:03,973 --> 01:20:05,583 ♪ Apple pecan pumpkin pie 1444 01:20:05,626 --> 01:20:08,064 ♪ Buy me a ticket so we can fly ♪♪ 1445 01:20:09,892 --> 01:20:11,197 We did it. 1446 01:20:12,895 --> 01:20:14,244 Do you yield? 1447 01:20:16,289 --> 01:20:17,638 I do. 1448 01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:21,033 Do you? 1449 01:20:23,035 --> 01:20:24,167 I do. 1450 01:21:54,344 --> 01:21:57,347 Oh, Bloyce. I'm sorry. I-I thought you'd be done. 1451 01:21:57,390 --> 01:21:59,044 I was wrapping up. 1452 01:21:59,088 --> 01:22:01,873 I wish I can... 1453 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:03,875 I can't believe that I have to put this unit 1454 01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:05,746 on the market again. 1455 01:22:05,790 --> 01:22:07,574 I can't seem to keep any tenants here 1456 01:22:07,618 --> 01:22:09,750 for more than a couple of weeks. 1457 01:22:15,017 --> 01:22:17,541 You know, what if I moved in and... 1458 01:22:19,195 --> 01:22:21,545 Really? You wanna live here? 1459 01:22:22,807 --> 01:22:24,591 It's cheap and, uh, 1460 01:22:24,635 --> 01:22:26,811 very conveniently located. 1461 01:22:26,854 --> 01:22:31,381 And... I already know the neighbors are nice. 1462 01:22:33,296 --> 01:22:34,950 Thank you. 1463 01:22:34,993 --> 01:22:36,908 I'm gonna get that lease. 1464 01:23:27,959 --> 01:23:30,440 ♪ Wash the sad out no more pain ♪ 1465 01:23:30,483 --> 01:23:33,269 ♪ All of the dark goes down the drain ♪ 1466 01:23:33,312 --> 01:23:36,881 ♪ Again and again and again 1467 01:23:38,448 --> 01:23:41,320 ♪ Wash the sad out no more pain ♪ 1468 01:23:41,364 --> 01:23:44,062 ♪ All of the dark goes down the drain ♪ 1469 01:23:44,106 --> 01:23:47,674 ♪ Again and again and again 1470 01:23:49,328 --> 01:23:52,201 ♪ Wash the sad out no more pain ♪ 1471 01:23:52,244 --> 01:23:54,942 ♪ All of the dark goes down the drain ♪ 1472 01:23:54,986 --> 01:24:00,513 ♪ Again and again and again 1473 01:24:00,557 --> 01:24:03,125 ♪ Wash the sad out no more pain ♪ 1474 01:24:03,168 --> 01:24:05,910 ♪ All of the dark goes down the drain ♪ 1475 01:24:05,953 --> 01:24:11,220 ♪ Again and again and again 1476 01:24:11,263 --> 01:24:13,918 ♪ Wash the sad out no more pain ♪ 1477 01:24:13,961 --> 01:24:16,703 ♪ All of the dark goes down the drain ♪ 1478 01:24:16,747 --> 01:24:21,230 ♪ Again and again and again 1479 01:24:53,914 --> 01:24:55,742 ♪ Shining royal hearts 1480 01:24:55,786 --> 01:24:59,094 ♪ Will forever stand 1481 01:24:59,137 --> 01:25:01,444 ♪ Sometimes in the dark 1482 01:25:01,487 --> 01:25:04,664 ♪ They take my hand 1483 01:25:04,708 --> 01:25:06,927 ♪ Shining royal hearts 1484 01:25:06,971 --> 01:25:09,974 ♪ Forever love 1485 01:25:10,017 --> 01:25:15,675 ♪ Watching all the madness from above ♪ 1486 01:25:15,719 --> 01:25:17,982 ♪ Shining royal hearts 1487 01:25:18,025 --> 01:25:20,550 ♪ Forever stand 1488 01:25:20,593 --> 01:25:23,292 ♪ Sometimes in the dark 1489 01:25:23,335 --> 01:25:26,251 ♪ They take my hand 1490 01:25:26,295 --> 01:25:28,993 ♪ Shining royal hearts 1491 01:25:29,036 --> 01:25:31,865 ♪ Forever love 1492 01:25:31,909 --> 01:25:37,523 ♪ Watching all the madness from above ♪ 1493 01:25:37,567 --> 01:25:39,656 ♪ Shining royal hearts 1494 01:25:39,699 --> 01:25:42,615 ♪ Forever stand 1495 01:25:42,659 --> 01:25:45,314 ♪ Sometimes in the dark 1496 01:25:45,357 --> 01:25:48,143 ♪ They take my hand 1497 01:25:48,186 --> 01:25:50,710 ♪ Shining royal hearts 1498 01:25:50,754 --> 01:25:53,539 ♪ Forever love 1499 01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:58,327 ♪ Watching all the madness from above ♪♪