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("Longview" by Green Day
playing)
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(indistinct chatter)
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♪ I sit around and watch
the tube, but nothing's on♪
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♪ I change the channels
for an hour or two ♪
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♪ Twiddle my thumbs
just for a bit ♪
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♪ I'm sick of all
the same old shit ♪
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♪ In a house with
unlocked doors ♪
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-♪ And I'm fucking lazy ♪
-(bell ringing)
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♪ Bite my lip
and close my eyes ♪
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♪ Take me away to paradise ♪
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♪ I'm so damn bored,
I'm going blind ♪
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♪ And I smell like shit ♪
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...a-squared.
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The square root
of a-squared is "a."
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So if that number was three
or nine...
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♪ Peel me off this Velcro seat ♪
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♪ And get me moving ♪
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♪ I sure as hell
can't do it by myself ♪
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♪ I'm feeling
like a dog in heat ♪
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♪ Barred indoors
from the summer street ♪
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♪ I locked the door
to my own cell ♪
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♪ And I lost the key ♪
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♪ Bite my lip
and close my eyes ♪
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♪ Take me away to paradise ♪
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♪ I'm so damn bored,
I'm going blind ♪
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♪ And I smell like shit ♪
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OFFICER:
Hey!
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♪ I got no motivation ♪
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You got a pass?
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-♪ Where is my motivation? ♪
-Tommy. Tommy!
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-♪ No time for the motivation ♪
-Hey.
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FRED:
Oh, fuck. (laughing)
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♪ Smoking my inspiration... ♪
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FRED:
Hey, merry Christmas!
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-TOMMY: Merry Christmas.
-(Fred groaning)
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-(officer grunting)
-Hey, man.
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OFFICER:
Tommy!
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-Moron! You guys got a pass?
-Ah, it's Paul Blart.
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-(officer jabbering)
-I think he's getting faster.
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FRED:
Dude, I figured out
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how we're gonna sneak into
the Green Day concert.
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TOMMY:
Uh, how?
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We're gonna carry in ladders.
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Oh, so they think we work there.
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Yeah.
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That's actually smart, but...
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Wait, no, I don't think people
are that dumb anymore.
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-Yeah, they are.
-You think?
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Well, then we'll get the, um,
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the buffer thing
that janitors use.
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The little, like, mini Zamboni.
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WAYNE:
Come on, Santa. What the fuck?
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Dude, check out Wayne
getting off with Santa.
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FRED:
Hey, is that consensual?
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WAYNE:
Tommy, Mom said you got to
help me with this shit.
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-Come up here.
-TOMMY: Dude, you're doing
fine without me.
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Hey, why is there a cab
in your driveway?
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-WAYNE: Shit.
-Oh, get this.
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He got it for an Uber business.
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-Fuck!
-(Tommy and Fred laughing)
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-WAYNE: Goddamn it!
-Hey, uh, Wayne.
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How would you sneak
into a Green Day concert?
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How?
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Blow a roadie.
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That works?
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Tommy, come on, man.
Get the fuck up here.
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Goddamn it. You got to
help me with this shit.
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TOMMY:
All right. I'll help you.
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-What the fuck!
-(laughter)
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Does that help?
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Put the ladder back up, asshole.
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You're gonna regret this, Tommy!
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-JODI: No.
-WAYNE: Put that ladder
back up right now!
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JODI:
There's no reason why
he would've been excused early.
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No. Oh, he just walked in.
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(whispering):
Tommy, what the hell?
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-Who is it?
-Yeah, mystery solved.
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Principal Steele. You can't
just walk out of school.
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-Let me talk to him.
-No. What...
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Give me the phone.
Get out of here.
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What? No, sir. Yeah, no, I am.
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I'm gonna have a chat with him.
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And you have
a very merry Christmas.
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Okay, bye.
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Oh, that guy's a creep.
I can't have him calling me.
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You got to stay in school.
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We just don't fit in
over there, Mom.
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You don't fit in over there?
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It's-it's school.
It's-it's not about...
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Okay, you know what?
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I can't have this conversation
right now.
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Dinner's in the fridge.
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Oh, I see you found the pie.
That's great.
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Fred, if you're gonna
stay here again,
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do not masturbate
in my bathroom.
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-(Tommy laughing)
-FRED: It was one time.
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And, Tommy,
make yourself useful.
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Go help your brother
on the roof.
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We already tried.
He wouldn't let us.
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Jodi, have you ever
snuck into a concert?
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JODI:
Uh, yeah.
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Actually, that's a,
that's a really fun memory.
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-How'd you do it?
-Um...
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We-- You know what? I'm rushing.
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Oh, you blew a roadie.
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What? No.
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-(laughing)
-We put on reflective vests
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and we pretended
like we were picking up trash.
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Oh.
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Blew a roadie?
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-That's what Wayne said.
-Have you seen a roadie?
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That's what Wayne said.
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Use a fork.
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♪ All brawn
and no brains, yeah ♪
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♪ And all those
nice things, yeah ♪
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♪ You finally got
what you want ♪
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♪ Someone to look good with
and light your cigarette ♪
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♪ Is this what
you really want? ♪
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♪ I figured out
what you're all about ♪
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♪ And I don't think
I like what I see ♪
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♪ So I hope I won't be there in
the end when you come around ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ How long will he last before
he's a creep in the past ♪
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♪ And you're alone once again? ♪
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♪ Will you pop up again
and be my special friend ♪
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♪ Till the end,
and when will that be? ♪
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♪ I figured out
what you're all about ♪
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♪ And I don't think
I like what I see ♪
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♪ So I hope I won't be there ♪
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♪ In the end
when you come around ♪
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♪ Around, around ♪
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♪ Around, around, around ♪
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♪ Around, around... ♪
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-(music fading)
-(Tommy grunts)
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WAYNE:
Oh, my God. Is that Santa?
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Oh, no, it's just my delinquent
little brother.
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Fuck, Wayne. Okay, look, I'm...
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I'm not in the mood right now.
Please just go.
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It's Christmas, dipshit.
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Go out there. You know
how Mom gets on Christmas.
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-You go out there.
-I can't.
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-I got to drive
a lady to Topeka.
-(groans)
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Do you want Mom to be alone?
Come on. Go.
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I am!
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She needs you.
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-Fucking get up.
-Okay, I am, I am.
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(sighs)
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TOMMY:
Oh, no way.
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-Was this Dad's?
-Yeah.
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I found a box in the basement.
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Oh, my God,
we can record our demos.
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There's a bunch of his old
mixtapes in there, too.
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Oh, shut up.
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(chuckles)
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All right, I also found this.
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Belonged to your dad.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, my God.
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You look just like him.
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(sniffles)
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Should I open mine?
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-Hmm?
-Should I open mine?
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Uh, y-yeah, yeah, um...
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There.
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Oh.
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Oven mitts.
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(chuckling): Wow, well,
that's a nice surprise.
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-I agree.
-(laughs): Aw.
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Come here.
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-Thank you, sweetie.
-(pats back)
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Aw. (sighs)
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Uh, you want some egg casserole?
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Uh, sure.
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-I can use my new oven mitts.
-(chuckles)
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Uh, hey, Mom, do you remember,
uh, that Christmas
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where you and Dad were, uh,
arguing about money?
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We always argued about money.
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Yeah, but this is when
he bought that
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purple expensive bike.
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My God.
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Tommy, you remember that?
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You were, like, five.
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I remember the song he put on.
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What? What song?
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♪ The warmth of your love's
like the warmth of the sun ♪
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♪ And this will be our year ♪
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♪ Took a long time to come ♪
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♪ Don't let go of my hand ♪
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♪ Now darkness has gone ♪
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♪ This will be our year ♪
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♪ Took a long time to come ♪
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♪ And I won't forget
the way you helped me up ♪
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♪ When I was down ♪
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♪ And I won't forget
the way you said ♪
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♪ "Darling, I love you,
you gave me faith to go on" ♪
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(fading): ♪ Now we're there
and we've only just begun... ♪
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-(playing "Longview")
-(pounding on door)
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Hi, guys.
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-FRED: 15 minutes early?
-TOMMY: Leave him out there.
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Guys, it's me. It's Chad.
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Guys, please. I will get Jodi.
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Let him in.
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Dude, why does he always
bring your mom into this?
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A fucking narc.
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See, Chad, killing me.
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-What's up, Chadsky?
-Thank God.
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Okay, Chad,
we've talked about this.
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Okay, if you want to be
a punk rock drummer,
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you got to be late,
you know, fuck shit up.
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You're too reliable.
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Why the fuck are you wearing
a Christmas sweater?
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-Untuck your shirt, man.
-Yeah.
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My mom got this for me.
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Hey, remember, break every rule
you've ever been taught.
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-Cool?
-Okay.
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All right, did you bring
that old camcorder?
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It's right here. Are you sure
you want it, though?
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I mean, this thing shoots
really grainy-ass video.
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Yeah, it's analog.
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What the hell is this?
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Dude, it's his dad's old 4-track
so we can make a demo.
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On that?
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I don't... Why don't we just,
like, record our demo
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on a computer
like normal musicians?
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Because it's analog
and we're the Analog Dogs.
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It's, like, our thing.
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Okay, well, by that logic,
we should also be dogs.
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Woof?
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Tommy, he's hurting
my head again.
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-Please tune your drums.
-Okay. I'm sorry, guys.
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Oh, guess what I got
for Christmas.
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TOMMY:
What?
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I got tickets to Green Day.
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-What?
-Yeah.
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-Shut the fuck up.
-No, I'm serious.
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I got three tickets,
and my parents were like,
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"You know, you can bring
whoever you want."
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So I was like, "Who really
wants to see Green Day?"
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-(laughing excitedly)
-Ah, Chadsky!
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No way. Are you fucking serious?
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My parents.
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Isn't that cool?
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Of all people, my parents want
to see Green Day with me.
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You're a dick.
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Oh, you thought
I meant you guys.
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Are you fucking serious?
We've never seen them.
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Well, neither have my parents,
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and I don't want
to let them down.
249
00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:56,924
Man, let them down.
250
00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,459
Okay, that's punk rock. Take us.
251
00:10:58,627 --> 00:10:59,827
Guys, it's not a big deal.
252
00:10:59,994 --> 00:11:01,495
You can, like, go meet them
if you want.
253
00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:04,098
Why the fuck do we want
to meet your par...?
254
00:11:04,265 --> 00:11:05,699
I know your parents.
255
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,102
No, Green Day.
256
00:11:08,269 --> 00:11:10,671
They just announced an in-store
at the record store.
257
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,173
Noon tomorrow.
258
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,542
(drum beats twice)
259
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,476
Merry Christmas, guys.
260
00:11:15,644 --> 00:11:18,279
Dude, we can give them
our demo, Tommy.
261
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,515
(drums play rock beat)
262
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:22,716
(guitar and bass join in)
263
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:30,391
♪ Bored at school
and I'm bored at home ♪
264
00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:33,794
♪ When I get to my room,
I wanna kick in the door ♪
265
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:38,165
♪ But I'm sleeping all day,
and it hurts my eyes ♪
266
00:11:38,332 --> 00:11:42,036
♪ Just to stare at my guitar
while I play in my mind ♪
267
00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:45,839
♪ An early night ♪
268
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:50,010
♪ Gone as I bat an eye ♪
269
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:53,347
♪ It's all right ♪
270
00:11:53,515 --> 00:11:56,984
♪ Stuck here behind the door ♪
271
00:11:57,151 --> 00:12:02,557
♪ And I can't stop feeling,
I can't stop feeling alone. ♪
272
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,725
♪ ♪
273
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,927
(music fades)
274
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:10,164
("When I Come Around" by
Green Day playing over speakers)
275
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,169
This blows.
We should've got here earlier.
276
00:12:15,336 --> 00:12:16,904
-MANAGER: Attention, everyone!
-What happened?
277
00:12:17,071 --> 00:12:19,674
I'm really sorry to do this,
but we've run out of time!
278
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,442
So, everyone from here back,
279
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,410
I'm sorry, but you're not gonna
get to meet Green Day.
280
00:12:23,578 --> 00:12:24,512
I'm really sorry.
281
00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:25,879
Wait. I-I-I'm sorry.
282
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,616
Like, like here back
or-or there back?
283
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:28,717
No, no, yeah.
284
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,351
Here back.
285
00:12:30,518 --> 00:12:32,920
I'm sorry,
but you all have to leave.
286
00:12:33,087 --> 00:12:34,755
Are you fucking kidding me?
287
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:38,058
(upset crowd chatter)
288
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,561
Dude, where are we going?
289
00:12:39,728 --> 00:12:41,563
MAN:
Hey, asshole,
get to the back of the line!
290
00:12:41,730 --> 00:12:43,464
-TOMMY: Excuse me. Excuse me.
-MAN 2: Fuck these guys.
291
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,099
WOMAN:
Are you kidding me?
292
00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:46,767
-Excuse me. Sorry.
-WOMAN: Not cool, dipshits.
293
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,035
The manager out there asked us
to come to the front
294
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,436
-of the line, so...
-Why?
295
00:12:49,604 --> 00:12:51,138
Uh, we got to give Green Day
our demo.
296
00:12:51,305 --> 00:12:53,608
But we've been waiting
to meet them since 7:00 a.m.
297
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,142
Okay, listen, lady,
you'll still meet them,
298
00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:56,645
just four seconds later
than you would have.
299
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,879
"Lady"? I'm, like, your age.
300
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,114
Don't you guys go to Hamilton?
301
00:13:00,281 --> 00:13:01,716
Yeah, yeah. We used to. Quit.
302
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,051
Yeah, we're going on tour.
Europe. It's a country.
303
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,153
Oh, wait, I remember you guys.
304
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,590
Your band got booed off stage
at the talent show, right?
305
00:13:08,757 --> 00:13:10,057
Oh, that's right.
306
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:11,825
Uh, yeah, we actually
take pride in that moment.
307
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,128
-Who's next?
-Uh, we are.
308
00:13:14,295 --> 00:13:15,664
BOY:
Wait. W-W-Wait, they cut.
309
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:18,966
("Walking Contradiction"
by Green Day playing)
310
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,905
♪ Do as I say, not as I do ♪
311
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:28,809
♪ Because the shit's so deep,
you can't run away ♪
312
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:33,147
♪ I beg to differ
on the contrary, agree with ♪
313
00:13:33,314 --> 00:13:35,949
(slows, distorts):
♪ Every word that you say... ♪
314
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,919
("When I Come Around"
continues playing)
315
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,622
-FRED: Hi.
-What's up?
316
00:13:40,789 --> 00:13:41,790
TOMMY:
Oh, yeah, we just wanted
to give you this.
317
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,457
Um, that-that's our-our demo.
318
00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:45,159
-It's a dem-- Hmm.
-FRED: Yeah, yeah.
319
00:13:45,326 --> 00:13:46,528
-Um...
-It's... it's just one song.
320
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:47,828
Yeah, but it's a good song.
321
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:48,929
Yeah, we got more songs,
too, but...
322
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,364
"Anal OG Dogs"?
323
00:13:50,532 --> 00:13:52,166
No, it's, uh, it's Analog Dogs.
324
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,502
-Hey, is that
your phone number on there?
-TOMMY: Yeah.
325
00:13:54,669 --> 00:13:55,869
Not assuming you're gonna
like the song, but you might.
326
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,037
-Yeah.
-(phone ringing)
327
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,105
BILLIE JOE:
I might, I might.
328
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,107
Hey, answer your phone.
329
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,443
-(ringing continues)
-Uh...
330
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:05,814
Hello?
331
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,214
Is this the Anal Dogs?
332
00:14:07,381 --> 00:14:09,316
(laughing)
333
00:14:09,483 --> 00:14:10,719
That's fucking so funny.
334
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:11,952
(laughing nervously)
335
00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,488
BILLIE JOE:
Ooh, time's up.
336
00:14:14,656 --> 00:14:16,490
Keep playing shows,
anywhere and everywhere.
337
00:14:16,658 --> 00:14:18,892
-Yeah.
-Of course.
-All right.
338
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,461
("When I Come Around" ends)
339
00:14:20,628 --> 00:14:22,229
I can't let you hide
those here, Keith.
340
00:14:22,396 --> 00:14:24,498
I promised my mom
no more drugs in the house.
341
00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:26,668
What? Mushrooms aren't
drugs, man. They're food.
342
00:14:26,835 --> 00:14:27,901
Fucking hide them
at your place, then.
343
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,169
I can't. My dog will eat them.
344
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,171
Wayne! Keith!
345
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,707
Yo! Yee! (yodels happily)
346
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,743
WAYNE:
Keith, it's your favorite
boy band,
347
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,143
Analog Dicks.
348
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,479
Dude, we just met Green Day.
349
00:14:38,646 --> 00:14:40,214
-Bullshit.
-Dude, Tré Cool
called his phone.
350
00:14:40,381 --> 00:14:41,816
Look.
351
00:14:42,817 --> 00:14:44,151
It says "no caller I.D.,"
dumbass.
352
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,520
Yeah, but it-it's Tré.
353
00:14:45,687 --> 00:14:46,688
Fucking liars.
354
00:14:46,855 --> 00:14:48,422
(overlapping shouting)
355
00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:49,824
Oh, yeah,
I can't hear you, prick.
356
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,325
Fuck you, Wayne.
357
00:14:51,492 --> 00:14:53,260
What the fuck?
You just dented my office.
358
00:14:53,427 --> 00:14:54,495
(overlapping arguing)
359
00:14:54,662 --> 00:14:56,831
JODI:
Hey. Hey, hey! Cut it out!
360
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,899
Someone come help me
with this tree.
361
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,735
-FRED: Hi, Jodi.
-TOMMY: Hi, Mom.
362
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,369
-We just met Green Day.
-Yeah, uh, we gave them
363
00:15:02,537 --> 00:15:04,204
that demo that we recorded
with that 4-track.
364
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,439
-JODI: Aw.
-I love your makeup today, Jodi.
365
00:15:05,607 --> 00:15:07,074
-JODI: Okay, Keith.
-Nice touch.
366
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,543
FRED:
Oh, we put Tommy's
phone number on it.
367
00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:10,377
JODI:
Aw, I'm so happy for you guys.
368
00:15:10,545 --> 00:15:11,945
FRED:
Yeah, we, uh, put
Tommy's name on the demo, too.
369
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,081
Dude. Check this out.
370
00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:16,116
It's time to pay the fiddler.
371
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,951
Yeah.
372
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,854
What fiddler?
373
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,021
The fiddler on the roof.
374
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,090
They-they left me on the roof.
375
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:25,560
(chuckling):
Oh. Yeah, okay.
376
00:15:25,727 --> 00:15:26,861
Wait, you play the fiddle?
377
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,262
Come on, man.
378
00:15:28,429 --> 00:15:30,364
They pranked me,
they left me on the roof,
379
00:15:30,532 --> 00:15:33,735
so now we got to get them back
with the ultimate prank.
380
00:15:34,869 --> 00:15:36,470
We're gonna tell them
they're opening up
381
00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:38,907
for Green Day
on New Year's fucking Eve.
382
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,475
("Dilemma" by Green Day playing)
383
00:15:41,643 --> 00:15:43,878
(laughing)
384
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:47,782
Pay up, son!
385
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,450
TOMMY:
Hey, remember,
we're here to pick up trash.
386
00:15:49,617 --> 00:15:50,652
-(Fred jabbering)
-No, act natural.
387
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:51,920
Act like we're supposed
to be here.
388
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,287
I am supposed to be here.
389
00:15:53,454 --> 00:15:55,155
-Then act like it.
-I am.
390
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,990
-Wait, what are we doing?
-My mom told us this is
391
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,660
how it's gonna go--
we just walk in...
392
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,795
-Into the venue?
-Trash boys, and we're in.
393
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:03,665
-Easy, easy.
-Yeah, trash boys. Cool.
394
00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:07,401
Hey, we're here
to pick up some trash.
395
00:16:07,569 --> 00:16:10,270
STAFF:
Get out and don't come back.
396
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,439
-(sighs)
-Looks like you're gonna
have to blow a roadie.
397
00:16:12,607 --> 00:16:13,808
What about that guy?
398
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:16,744
Uh, I like Green Day, but... no.
399
00:16:16,911 --> 00:16:19,446
(phone ringing)
400
00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:23,952
-Hello?
-Who is that? Is that Chad?
401
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:26,086
(over phone): Hey, it's, uh,
Tré Cool from Green Day.
402
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,488
What?
403
00:16:27,655 --> 00:16:30,090
It's Tré Cool
from, uh, Green Day.
404
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,796
Uh, uh, hi, hi, M-M-Mr. Cool.
405
00:16:34,963 --> 00:16:36,865
Um... It's Tré fucking Cool.
406
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,833
Listen, I just wanted
to tell you, your demo
407
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,300
kicks some serious ass.
408
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,669
(Tommy laughing excitedly)
409
00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:43,203
TOMMY:
Uh, that's, uh...
410
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,506
Uh, th-th-thanks?
411
00:16:44,672 --> 00:16:46,273
Yeah, we can't stop
listening to it.
412
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,843
Why don't you come out
to Los Angeles next weekend
413
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,612
and open up for us
at the Palladium?
414
00:16:50,778 --> 00:16:52,479
-(laughing excitedly)
-Dude, no way.
415
00:16:52,647 --> 00:16:53,848
Uh, are you serious?
416
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,282
Yeah, dead serious, kid.
417
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:56,651
We play New Year's Eve.
418
00:16:56,818 --> 00:16:58,620
-Get your ass out West.
-Uh, yeah, um...
419
00:16:58,786 --> 00:17:01,021
Yeah, um... Uh, b-b-by,
by the way, Mr. Cool,
420
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,290
we're outside the venue right
now, so we could play now.
421
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:06,226
Totally, that sounds-- No.
No, that doesn't work for us.
422
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,161
Uh, we'd rather have you
out in L.A.,
423
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,097
so, uh, you know, come on out.
424
00:17:10,264 --> 00:17:11,766
Okay, bye. See you soon.
425
00:17:11,933 --> 00:17:13,668
(shouting excitedly)
426
00:17:13,835 --> 00:17:16,069
(laughing, screaming happily)
427
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,739
TOMMY:
Holy shit.
428
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:21,375
♪ I've been waiting
a long time ♪
429
00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:24,913
♪ For this moment to come, I'm ♪
430
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:30,685
♪ Destined for anything at all ♪
431
00:17:30,852 --> 00:17:32,352
(scatting)
432
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,421
-("Waiting" by Green Day plays)
-♪ Downtown ♪
433
00:17:34,589 --> 00:17:35,723
-♪ Lights will be shining ♪
-(crowd continues singing)
434
00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:39,326
♪ On me, like a new diamond... ♪
435
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,328
-No, Tommy.
-Come on.
436
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:44,298
There is no way I can
drive you to Los Angeles.
437
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,668
-I have to work.
-Jodi, please.
438
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:49,069
-Are you sure
you heard him right?
-Yes.
439
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,071
Okay, he said Los Angeles
on New Year's Eve.
440
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,607
Isn't that right, Fred?
441
00:17:52,774 --> 00:17:53,775
Yeah, he loved our demo.
442
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,309
-Can I take your car?
-No.
443
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,011
Because you don't
have a license.
444
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,780
I've been telling you to take
that driver's ed course,
445
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,247
but you don't want to.
446
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,016
Mom, please, we told Tré Cool
we'd be there.
447
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,785
-JODI: Well, I'm sure
he'll call back.
-(laughing)
448
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:06,020
And when he does, you just
explain the situation to him.
449
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,056
-I mean, maybe they have
a show in St. Louis.
-(phone ringing)
450
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,489
I could drive you there.
451
00:18:09,657 --> 00:18:11,859
-Mom, please?
-I got to, I got to take this.
452
00:18:12,026 --> 00:18:13,795
-Oh, come on!
-JODI: Hi.
453
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,563
This is total bullshit.
454
00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:16,931
WAYNE:
What wrong with you guys?
455
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,298
TOMMY:
Oh, my God, Wayne.
456
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,367
You're not gonna
believe this, okay?
457
00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:21,769
Tré Cool called me.
458
00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:23,203
-What?
-He fucking called us,
459
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,872
-and he loves our demo.
-Oh, my God.
460
00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:26,406
Keith, are you hearing this?
Tré Cool called them.
461
00:18:26,574 --> 00:18:28,275
No shit? On your phone, dude?
462
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:30,645
Yeah, he invited us to L.A.
to open for them on New Year's.
463
00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:32,446
-Ha!
-Well, you guys got to go.
464
00:18:32,614 --> 00:18:34,015
-Right?
-Are you kidding?
465
00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:36,316
Yeah, it's like a once-
in-a-lifetime opportunity.
466
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,251
My little brother's
gonna be a rock star.
467
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:39,587
-Thanks, Wayne.
-Fuck yeah.
468
00:18:39,754 --> 00:18:41,288
Can you, uh, can you drive us?
469
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:43,925
-(Keith chortles)
-Oh, Tommy, man.
470
00:18:44,092 --> 00:18:45,158
Me drive you? Really?
471
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,460
I'm not a chauffeur.
472
00:18:46,628 --> 00:18:48,062
You work for fucking Uber.
473
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,565
Yeah, well, sorry, I can't.
I got plans.
474
00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:52,332
-What plans?
-WAYNE: Get this shit.
475
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,103
I got to take down the
goddamn Christmas decorations.
476
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,237
I mean, maybe if you were
to have helped me last week
477
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,774
and not stranded me on the roof,
giving me fucking frostbite,
478
00:18:59,941 --> 00:19:01,509
I'd be more open to helping you.
479
00:19:01,676 --> 00:19:03,077
Come on,
this is about Green Day.
480
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,278
You shouldn't have left me
on the roof, dummy. Sorry.
481
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,515
Damn. Sucks.
482
00:19:07,682 --> 00:19:10,118
-Lick my balls.
-This is total fucking bullshit.
483
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:13,286
-(door opens)
-(laughing)
484
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,922
-That worked perfectly.
-(door closes)
485
00:19:15,089 --> 00:19:16,824
Fucking I told him a storm
was coming, didn't I?
486
00:19:16,991 --> 00:19:18,425
-Holy shit.
-I said,
"Watch your back, bitch."
487
00:19:18,593 --> 00:19:20,662
♪ Yo, it's time
to pay the fiddler ♪
488
00:19:20,828 --> 00:19:22,797
-♪ Time to pay the fiddler ♪
-(laughing): Exactly.
489
00:19:22,964 --> 00:19:24,799
♪ The fiddler getting paid ♪
490
00:19:24,966 --> 00:19:26,433
♪ It's a fiddler payday. ♪
491
00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:28,770
What? Okay.
492
00:19:29,937 --> 00:19:32,840
I'll never forget the day that
we almost opened for Green Day.
493
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,611
"Almost opened"?
494
00:19:36,778 --> 00:19:38,211
Man, we're not almost opening.
495
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,213
(exhales)
496
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,017
FRED:
Well, how are we
getting there? Walking?
497
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,520
-Dude, I'm not walking to Los--
-Wait.
498
00:19:45,687 --> 00:19:47,021
I know.
499
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,823
I'm not jogging, either.
I have flat feet.
500
00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:50,323
No, it's not jogging, okay?
501
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:53,393
Call Chad and tell him
my mom's gonna take us.
502
00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:55,129
All right,
we're taking Wayne's car.
503
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,065
FRED (laughing):
It's sick.
504
00:19:57,965 --> 00:19:59,967
(horn honking)
505
00:20:00,134 --> 00:20:01,234
Chadskys!
506
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,470
-(horn honking)
-CHAD: What?
507
00:20:03,638 --> 00:20:05,006
-You ready to go to L.A.?
-Dude, you're on
508
00:20:05,173 --> 00:20:06,908
-the wrong side of the street.
-TOMMY: Come on, man.
509
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:09,177
-Get in.
-Your parents like the concert?
510
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,311
-Yeah.
-How was it?
They bring earplugs?
511
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,047
No, they said
it was a little too loud.
512
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,482
-Oh, that's a shame.
-But they...
513
00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:16,851
-they didn't like the fire part.
-(trunk opens)
514
00:20:17,018 --> 00:20:18,653
-But they loved the bunny.
-(trunk shuts)
515
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:20,220
FRED:
Hello, Chadskys.
516
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,254
You got Apple Pay, right?
517
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,057
Apple Pay? No.
518
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,760
Dude, my mom shut it off after
you ordered all those dildos.
519
00:20:25,927 --> 00:20:27,528
-(laughs) That was good.
-That was good.
520
00:20:27,695 --> 00:20:29,697
It's not funny.
It was embarrassing.
521
00:20:29,864 --> 00:20:31,666
-All right, y'all ready?
-Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
522
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,768
I thought you said
your mom was driving.
523
00:20:33,935 --> 00:20:35,069
No. No, I just said that
524
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,369
'cause you wouldn't have come
otherwise.
525
00:20:36,537 --> 00:20:38,072
That's not cool, man.
526
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,707
Th-This is a bad idea.
527
00:20:39,874 --> 00:20:41,441
Okay, listen, all right,
I'm hearing Mama's Boy Chad.
528
00:20:41,609 --> 00:20:43,443
I need to hear
Punk Rock Chad, okay?
529
00:20:43,611 --> 00:20:45,345
Yeah, the Chad
that don't give a shit.
530
00:20:45,513 --> 00:20:47,849
The Chad who don't give a shit.
Okay, say it with me, boys.
531
00:20:48,015 --> 00:20:49,717
"I don't give a shit."
532
00:20:49,884 --> 00:20:52,385
ALL:
I don't give a shit!
533
00:20:52,553 --> 00:20:53,855
-There we go.
-FRED: Okay.
534
00:20:54,021 --> 00:20:55,556
-(horn honks)
-I give a shit!
535
00:20:55,723 --> 00:20:57,859
Yo! Get that jabroni!
536
00:20:58,025 --> 00:20:59,426
Yeah!
537
00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:00,862
-Get him, Tommy!
-CHAD: Wait, wait.
538
00:21:01,028 --> 00:21:02,964
-Do you have a license?
-TOMMY: No.
539
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:05,967
("Geek Stink Breath"
by Green Day playing)
540
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,940
♪ I'm on a mission,
I made my decision ♪
541
00:21:13,107 --> 00:21:16,376
♪ Lead a path
of self-destruction ♪
542
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,915
♪ A slow progression
killing my complexion ♪
543
00:21:21,082 --> 00:21:24,986
♪ And it's rotting out
my teeth ♪
544
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:26,486
♪ I'm on a roll ♪
545
00:21:26,654 --> 00:21:28,321
♪ No self-control ♪
546
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:31,225
♪ I'm blowing off steam
with methamphetamine ♪
547
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,660
♪ Well, don't know... ♪
548
00:21:32,827 --> 00:21:34,896
CHAD:
Guys? My mom's texted me, like,
549
00:21:35,062 --> 00:21:37,330
-17 times in the last minute.
-TOMMY: Turn that shit off.
550
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,399
CHAD:
Yeah, but I don't know
what to say to her.
551
00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:41,002
TOMMY:
Tell her that, uh...
552
00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:42,904
my mom is driving
and that we're safe and sound.
553
00:21:43,070 --> 00:21:44,939
FRED:
Yeah, and tell her
to suck on deez nuts.
554
00:21:45,106 --> 00:21:47,775
CHAD:
To what? I'm not
telling her that, Fred.
555
00:21:49,143 --> 00:21:51,279
-Tommy.
-Yeah.
556
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:55,315
My dad said that we have to
sign a contract before we play.
557
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:56,684
And if we don't sign a contract,
558
00:21:56,851 --> 00:21:57,919
-we don't play.
-(Tommy scoffs)
559
00:21:58,085 --> 00:21:59,352
It's not about contracts, man.
560
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,155
-Not about the money.
-Yeah.
561
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:03,858
It's about all the babes,
all the time, all over us.
562
00:22:04,025 --> 00:22:05,927
CHAD:
Yeah, but it's also about
creating a career opportunity.
563
00:22:06,093 --> 00:22:07,595
TOMMY:
Okay, man, calm down. All right?
564
00:22:07,762 --> 00:22:09,197
-Seriously, we're good.
All right?
-FRED: Shotgun!
565
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,430
-Lick a fart!
-TOMMY: Get in the back, Fred.
566
00:22:10,598 --> 00:22:11,866
Tommy, I'm just saying that
567
00:22:12,033 --> 00:22:13,267
Green Day's selling tickets
for this event,
568
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:14,602
and we're part
of the entertainment,
569
00:22:14,769 --> 00:22:16,504
so we should share
in that profit.
570
00:22:16,671 --> 00:22:18,206
Okay, but it's not
about money, man.
571
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,842
I mean, Green Day's advice was
to play any show anywhere.
572
00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:22,677
All right, we're paying our
dues, man. This isn't a job.
573
00:22:22,844 --> 00:22:24,212
Oh, ow! Ow!
What's happening? Ow!
574
00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:26,180
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
(laughing): "Hey!"
575
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:28,381
-Oh, God, not the puppet.
-"It's Gravy time."
576
00:22:28,549 --> 00:22:29,851
-What's up, Gravy?
-"Hey, hey, Chad.
577
00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:32,320
"Uh, why-why don't cannibals
eat clowns?
578
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,486
'Cause they taste funny."
579
00:22:33,654 --> 00:22:35,523
-(Tommy laughs)
-"Oh, hey, Tommy.
580
00:22:35,690 --> 00:22:38,159
"Where do ducks poop from?
Their butt quack."
581
00:22:38,326 --> 00:22:40,161
-"Hey, Gravy.
Shut the fuck up, bitch."
-(laughs)
582
00:22:40,328 --> 00:22:41,996
-"Oh, I love it
when you talk dirty to me."
-All right.
583
00:22:42,163 --> 00:22:43,698
-That's enough. Thanks, Gravy.
-"I love it
584
00:22:43,865 --> 00:22:44,866
-when you talk dirty to me."
-Ah!
-(starts engine)
585
00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:47,635
("Geek Stink Breath" playing)
586
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:52,907
♪ Geek ♪
587
00:22:53,074 --> 00:22:54,374
♪ Stink ♪
588
00:22:54,542 --> 00:22:55,676
♪ Breath. ♪
589
00:22:55,843 --> 00:22:57,511
CHAD:
Seriously, I mean, wh...
590
00:22:57,678 --> 00:22:59,247
what do we do about the phone?
I mean,
591
00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:01,381
we can try to look for it.
Maybe it's in the car.
592
00:23:01,549 --> 00:23:02,850
It's not in the car.
We searched the car.
593
00:23:03,017 --> 00:23:04,151
While you were taking
a 30-minute dump.
594
00:23:04,318 --> 00:23:05,686
Could be anywhere.
595
00:23:05,853 --> 00:23:07,188
I say we keep going.
596
00:23:07,355 --> 00:23:08,890
Not enough time. Cool?
597
00:23:14,829 --> 00:23:16,330
Here's what we do.
598
00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,065
We continue on this road
through Arizona,
599
00:23:18,232 --> 00:23:19,867
-through this coffee stain
in Nevada--
-FRED: Oh, dude.
600
00:23:20,034 --> 00:23:21,836
Arizona. My uncle lives there.
601
00:23:22,003 --> 00:23:23,738
Really? Can we,
like, stay with him?
602
00:23:23,905 --> 00:23:25,339
You fine with staying
in a federal prison?
603
00:23:25,506 --> 00:23:27,541
Wait, wait, wait. Guys.
604
00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:30,111
How are we paying
for all of this?
605
00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:31,746
Do you guys have any money?
606
00:23:31,913 --> 00:23:33,848
Yeah, that's actually
a really good question. Um...
607
00:23:34,015 --> 00:23:36,550
Pool your money together,
see how much we have.
608
00:23:36,717 --> 00:23:39,787
Okay. Uh, 20, five,
a one, and a one.
609
00:23:39,954 --> 00:23:41,589
That's...
610
00:23:42,690 --> 00:23:44,091
27.
611
00:23:44,258 --> 00:23:46,227
Yeah, 27. Yeah. Okay,
how much do you have, Fred?
612
00:23:47,395 --> 00:23:50,197
I have...
613
00:23:51,766 --> 00:23:52,867
...that.
614
00:23:53,034 --> 00:23:54,802
CHAD:
16 cents and a guitar pick.
615
00:23:54,969 --> 00:23:56,537
That's all you got?
616
00:23:56,704 --> 00:23:59,240
Actually, you owe me five.
617
00:23:59,407 --> 00:24:01,242
So...
618
00:24:01,409 --> 00:24:02,610
there's an extra five.
619
00:24:03,544 --> 00:24:04,612
It's not an extra five.
620
00:24:04,779 --> 00:24:06,280
It's the same five.
621
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:08,215
-You just dragged it
across the thing.
-Okay, well,
622
00:24:08,382 --> 00:24:09,984
maybe you should go
to my second grade math classes
623
00:24:10,151 --> 00:24:11,819
-and learn that adding
an extra five to--
-Okay, Chad,
624
00:24:11,986 --> 00:24:13,054
-how much do you-- Chad!
-It's the same--
-It's not!
625
00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:14,454
-Do math!
-How much do you have?
626
00:24:16,924 --> 00:24:18,559
I have 87, guys.
627
00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,796
Fucking hell.
Give it up for Chad.
628
00:24:21,963 --> 00:24:23,230
-Dude, we're freaking golden!
-(laughs)
629
00:24:23,397 --> 00:24:24,832
-We're golden?
-Yeah.
630
00:24:24,999 --> 00:24:26,901
Guys, we're screwed.
631
00:24:27,068 --> 00:24:29,637
I know math is hard
for you guys,
632
00:24:29,804 --> 00:24:32,340
but we have to drive
all the way there
633
00:24:32,506 --> 00:24:34,308
and all the way back.
634
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,177
And we don't have even enough
to get there.
635
00:24:36,344 --> 00:24:37,812
TOMMY:
Sorry, what's that?
636
00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:41,449
-No, no, no! G-- No!
-Get that shit! Get it! Get it!
637
00:24:41,615 --> 00:24:43,651
-It's for emergencies only!
-Get it!
-This is an emergency.
638
00:24:43,818 --> 00:24:45,619
-Uh, hi. Excuse me, miss. Hi.
-Stay!
639
00:24:45,786 --> 00:24:46,787
Uh, can I get
three cheeseburgers
640
00:24:46,954 --> 00:24:48,356
and three milkshakes?
641
00:24:48,522 --> 00:24:50,024
-Because he has a credit card.
-FRED: Thanks, Chad.
642
00:24:50,191 --> 00:24:51,525
-(kisses)
-Oh, gross.
643
00:24:51,692 --> 00:24:54,528
("Bab's Uvula Who?"
by Green Day playing)
644
00:24:57,832 --> 00:24:59,133
Taxi!
645
00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:01,669
Taxi!
646
00:25:01,836 --> 00:25:03,004
(grunts)
647
00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:05,006
Airport, please.
648
00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:08,709
♪ ♪
649
00:25:11,879 --> 00:25:14,181
FRED:
Uh... 'kay.
650
00:25:14,348 --> 00:25:16,484
All right. Well, then who was
the original drummer
651
00:25:16,650 --> 00:25:17,852
for the Violent Femmes?
652
00:25:18,019 --> 00:25:20,054
-I don't actually know. Who?
-(rattling)
653
00:25:20,221 --> 00:25:21,722
FRED:
I don't know, either.
654
00:25:21,889 --> 00:25:23,557
Wait, do you guys
hear that noise?
655
00:25:23,724 --> 00:25:25,192
(rattling continues)
656
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:26,627
What is that?
657
00:25:30,831 --> 00:25:32,700
-Holy fuck. These are mushrooms.
-(Fred chuckling)
658
00:25:32,867 --> 00:25:33,901
-Dude, are those your brother's?
-(phone buzzing)
659
00:25:34,068 --> 00:25:36,737
Oh, shit, guys.
My mom's calling me.
660
00:25:36,904 --> 00:25:38,005
What do I do?
661
00:25:38,172 --> 00:25:40,141
Uh, don't answer.
662
00:25:41,042 --> 00:25:42,511
Okay. I won't.
663
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:45,514
(buzzing continues)
664
00:25:46,714 --> 00:25:48,149
I'm so sorry, guys.
665
00:25:48,315 --> 00:25:49,583
I have to. I'm sorry.
666
00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:51,485
She's gonna, like,
call the FBI or something.
667
00:25:53,587 --> 00:25:55,156
Hi, Mommy!
668
00:25:55,322 --> 00:25:56,590
DEB (over phone):
Hi, snookums. How's the drive?
669
00:25:56,757 --> 00:25:57,825
Are you wearing your seat belt?
670
00:25:57,992 --> 00:25:59,693
-Yeah, it's fastened.
-Oh, good.
671
00:25:59,860 --> 00:26:00,995
(whispers):
Tommy's mom is a good driver.
672
00:26:01,162 --> 00:26:02,930
Uh...
673
00:26:03,097 --> 00:26:05,032
Tommy's mom is a good driver.
674
00:26:05,199 --> 00:26:08,202
Oh, good.
Put her on the phone for me.
675
00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:10,604
CHAD:
Um...
676
00:26:10,771 --> 00:26:11,705
Uh...
677
00:26:11,872 --> 00:26:13,607
Uh, uh, hi, Mrs. Sweeney.
678
00:26:13,774 --> 00:26:15,376
-It's Tommy.
-Oh, hi, Tommy.
679
00:26:15,544 --> 00:26:17,445
Put your mom on the phone.
680
00:26:17,611 --> 00:26:19,413
Um, I unfortunately
can't right now.
681
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:21,582
She's inside getting us
some nutritious lunch.
682
00:26:21,749 --> 00:26:22,917
Oh.
683
00:26:23,851 --> 00:26:26,220
She knows Chad
is allergic to tree nuts?
684
00:26:26,387 --> 00:26:28,189
I'm not, Mom. I'm not allergic.
685
00:26:28,355 --> 00:26:29,957
Yes, you are, mister.
686
00:26:30,124 --> 00:26:32,293
The last time you had
a teensy bit of a walnut,
687
00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:34,295
-your anus blew up.
-Mom!
688
00:26:34,462 --> 00:26:35,763
Remember we had to put that
689
00:26:35,930 --> 00:26:37,364
-special cream on your anus?
-Mom, stop!
690
00:26:37,532 --> 00:26:38,732
-(laughing)
-Mom!
691
00:26:38,899 --> 00:26:40,801
-(loud clack)
-What the fuck, Fred?
692
00:26:40,968 --> 00:26:42,069
Boys, what's going on?
693
00:26:42,236 --> 00:26:43,404
-I didn't do anything.
-N-Nothing.
694
00:26:43,572 --> 00:26:44,972
-We're just driving.
-Driving?
695
00:26:45,139 --> 00:26:46,440
TOMMY:
Hey, it's fucking smoking.
Pull over.
696
00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:48,042
-No, it's-it's not.
-Guys, shut up.
697
00:26:48,209 --> 00:26:49,477
Uh, Mom, I'll call you back.
I love you, okay?
698
00:26:49,643 --> 00:26:50,911
-TOMMY: Pull over.
-FRED: I am.
699
00:26:51,078 --> 00:26:52,613
Calm down. I can see!
700
00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:54,648
I have eyes. Did you ever think
that I can fucking see?
701
00:26:54,815 --> 00:26:56,283
CHAD:
Okay, Fred, just pull over
and pop it.
702
00:26:56,450 --> 00:26:57,485
FRED:
It's not my fault, though.
703
00:26:57,651 --> 00:26:59,386
CHAD:
Pop it.
704
00:27:02,723 --> 00:27:05,426
You kids are crazy!
705
00:27:05,594 --> 00:27:07,128
Hey, you owe us 50 bucks!
706
00:27:07,294 --> 00:27:09,096
-No, I don't!
-CHAD: Oh, shit.
707
00:27:09,263 --> 00:27:10,931
-It's not that bad.
-Yes, it is.
708
00:27:11,098 --> 00:27:12,166
It's really bad.
709
00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:13,901
No, all we need is those,
uh, bouncy,
710
00:27:14,068 --> 00:27:16,437
uh, things, those, um...
711
00:27:16,605 --> 00:27:17,972
-Jumper cables?
-Yeah, those.
712
00:27:18,139 --> 00:27:19,807
You need another car
for that to work.
713
00:27:19,974 --> 00:27:21,342
-I don't think so.
-Yes, you do.
714
00:27:21,510 --> 00:27:23,677
You need another power source.
715
00:27:23,844 --> 00:27:24,678
Oh! Dude!
716
00:27:24,845 --> 00:27:26,013
The car has a car lighter.
717
00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:27,314
-Oh.
-(chuckles)
718
00:27:27,481 --> 00:27:28,682
Fucking dumbasses.
719
00:27:28,849 --> 00:27:30,918
-(horn honking)
-(vehicle approaching)
720
00:27:31,785 --> 00:27:33,187
(horn honking)
721
00:27:34,989 --> 00:27:37,258
CHAD:
Maybe he can help us.
722
00:27:38,425 --> 00:27:40,194
(door opens)
723
00:27:40,361 --> 00:27:42,997
Which one of you goons gassed up
at my station back there?
724
00:27:43,164 --> 00:27:44,165
-Gaggle of numbnuts here.
-Um...
725
00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:45,266
I gave you the credit card.
726
00:27:45,432 --> 00:27:46,333
-Me?
-Yeah.
727
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:47,835
I think so.
728
00:27:48,002 --> 00:27:50,171
-Hi. I'm the goon.
-Son.
729
00:27:51,205 --> 00:27:52,940
All my years
of owning a gas station,
730
00:27:53,107 --> 00:27:55,676
I have never met anybody
as stupid as you.
731
00:27:57,011 --> 00:27:58,679
You don't even know
what you did, did you?
732
00:27:58,846 --> 00:28:00,114
-No.
-Yeah.
733
00:28:00,281 --> 00:28:02,551
You filled your vehicle up
with diesel!
734
00:28:02,716 --> 00:28:03,851
CHAD:
Oh, Jesus.
735
00:28:04,018 --> 00:28:05,219
Is that why it's not running?
736
00:28:05,386 --> 00:28:07,288
Oh, look, Bobby Brady
grew a brain cell.
737
00:28:07,454 --> 00:28:09,023
-Way to go, dumbass.
-Hey, hey, hey.
738
00:28:09,190 --> 00:28:11,125
That's not even the dumbest
thing this shit stain did.
739
00:28:11,292 --> 00:28:14,629
-Shit.
-What else did I do?
740
00:28:15,564 --> 00:28:17,464
You drove away
with this in your vehicle!
741
00:28:17,632 --> 00:28:18,699
-God.
-Is that bad?
742
00:28:18,866 --> 00:28:20,301
Yeah, it is!
743
00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:24,471
You never, ever, ever come
to my gas station again.
744
00:28:24,639 --> 00:28:25,706
Capisce?!
745
00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:26,907
Never, ever, ever!
746
00:28:27,074 --> 00:28:28,409
Wait. (stammering)
747
00:28:28,577 --> 00:28:30,177
Sir, please!
Can you hold on a minute?
748
00:28:30,344 --> 00:28:32,346
-No!
-No, no. We're a band!
We're opening for Green Day!
749
00:28:32,514 --> 00:28:33,648
Please, we need
to make it to L.A.!
750
00:28:33,814 --> 00:28:35,249
Yeah, nobody gives a shit!
751
00:28:35,416 --> 00:28:37,652
Sir, I'm begging you!
I'm so sorry for my friend!
752
00:28:37,818 --> 00:28:39,019
That has nothing to do with me!
753
00:28:39,186 --> 00:28:41,989
Please, please,
please, please, please!
754
00:28:42,156 --> 00:28:43,525
Fuck!
755
00:28:46,561 --> 00:28:47,995
I'm sorry, Tommy.
756
00:28:48,162 --> 00:28:50,064
-I don't want to hear anything.
-I'm sorry, okay?
757
00:28:50,231 --> 00:28:51,666
I used the green one!
758
00:28:51,832 --> 00:28:53,434
Yeah, the green one
is fucking diesel, Fred.
759
00:28:53,602 --> 00:28:54,935
And I don't know
what that is, Chad!
760
00:28:55,102 --> 00:28:56,571
It means
you're a dumbass, okay?!
761
00:28:56,737 --> 00:28:58,205
And-and-and my brother's
gonna kill me!
762
00:28:58,372 --> 00:28:59,574
Yeah, and we're stranded now.
763
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,875
Oh, everybody's always like,
"Go green."
764
00:29:02,042 --> 00:29:02,943
So that's what I did!
765
00:29:03,110 --> 00:29:04,679
-CHAD: Yeah.
-I went green!
766
00:29:04,845 --> 00:29:06,113
CHAD:
And now we're not
fucking going anywhere.
767
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,515
TOMMY:
Way to go, Fred.
768
00:29:08,516 --> 00:29:09,950
(sighs)
769
00:29:10,117 --> 00:29:11,452
You calling a tow truck?
770
00:29:12,353 --> 00:29:14,054
No, I'm calling my mom.
771
00:29:14,221 --> 00:29:15,789
Why-why are you calling
your mom?
772
00:29:15,956 --> 00:29:17,791
Because he probably needs
some more cream for in his butt!
773
00:29:17,958 --> 00:29:20,060
It wasn't in my butt, okay?
774
00:29:20,227 --> 00:29:21,762
It was around the rim.
775
00:29:22,631 --> 00:29:24,431
I'm done, guys. I'm done.
776
00:29:24,599 --> 00:29:27,636
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
We-we can't go home.
777
00:29:27,801 --> 00:29:29,403
Dude, this is silly.
778
00:29:29,571 --> 00:29:31,772
(stammers)
Tré Cool called
779
00:29:31,939 --> 00:29:33,107
and said
we should open for them?
780
00:29:33,274 --> 00:29:34,542
It doesn't make sense.
781
00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,310
Yeah, you didn't
fucking talk to him.
782
00:29:36,477 --> 00:29:38,212
Okay. It's fair.
783
00:29:38,379 --> 00:29:41,215
But did you think
maybe he was just joking?
784
00:29:41,382 --> 00:29:43,150
(Tommy scoffs)
785
00:29:43,317 --> 00:29:44,918
(stammers)
786
00:29:45,085 --> 00:29:46,755
-Joking?
-Yeah.
787
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,090
He was just messing with us.
788
00:29:55,429 --> 00:29:57,264
You think he was joking?
789
00:29:58,165 --> 00:29:59,768
I don't know.
790
00:30:02,936 --> 00:30:04,506
Okay. (sniffles)
791
00:30:04,673 --> 00:30:06,775
It's possible
that he was joking.
792
00:30:08,342 --> 00:30:09,343
But what if he wasn't?
793
00:30:09,511 --> 00:30:10,679
That's also possible.
794
00:30:10,844 --> 00:30:12,146
FRED:
I mean, yeah, dude.
795
00:30:12,313 --> 00:30:13,280
Like, it happened
for the Linda Lindas,
796
00:30:13,447 --> 00:30:14,148
and they're younger than we are.
797
00:30:14,315 --> 00:30:15,750
See? It could happen!
798
00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:17,585
Okay, so we're not going home.
799
00:30:17,752 --> 00:30:20,921
Okay, we're gonna push the car
down to those lights over there.
800
00:30:21,088 --> 00:30:22,122
Let's go.
801
00:30:22,289 --> 00:30:24,491
("Panic Song"
by Green Day playing)
802
00:30:24,659 --> 00:30:26,528
-(hood shuts)
-Let's go, Chad.
803
00:30:28,329 --> 00:30:30,097
CHAD:
What lights?
804
00:30:31,465 --> 00:30:32,600
Come on, Chad.
805
00:30:32,767 --> 00:30:33,768
I'm going!
806
00:30:33,934 --> 00:30:34,769
Hurry up!
807
00:30:34,935 --> 00:30:37,037
♪ ♪
808
00:30:41,475 --> 00:30:43,477
-TOMMY: Fucking ass.
-(airplane passing overhead)
809
00:30:43,645 --> 00:30:44,813
Please fuck off.
810
00:30:44,978 --> 00:30:45,979
FRED:
Hey! You see that?
811
00:30:46,146 --> 00:30:47,214
A-An airplane?
812
00:30:47,381 --> 00:30:48,817
We should be
on a fucking airplane,
813
00:30:48,982 --> 00:30:51,151
not pushing this car, Tommy.
814
00:30:54,221 --> 00:30:56,558
(song fades)
815
00:30:58,125 --> 00:31:01,028
♪ Do you have the time ♪
816
00:31:01,195 --> 00:31:03,864
♪ To listen to me whine ♪
817
00:31:04,031 --> 00:31:08,837
♪ About nothing
and everything all at... ♪
818
00:31:09,002 --> 00:31:10,672
Hmm?
819
00:31:10,839 --> 00:31:12,172
No. Wait. No.
820
00:31:12,339 --> 00:31:14,743
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
821
00:31:14,908 --> 00:31:16,377
No, no!
822
00:31:16,544 --> 00:31:17,978
Wayne!
823
00:31:18,145 --> 00:31:20,013
-What's going on, man?
-Where's the fucking cab?!
824
00:31:20,180 --> 00:31:21,348
-What? The cab's--
-Where...
825
00:31:21,516 --> 00:31:23,384
Where's the fucking cab?!
(pants)
826
00:31:23,551 --> 00:31:24,819
-Where's the fucking cab?!
-Oh, no.
827
00:31:24,985 --> 00:31:26,721
-Not today.
-Dude, where the fuck is it?!
828
00:31:26,887 --> 00:31:28,590
Not today. Not today!
829
00:31:28,757 --> 00:31:30,859
(panting)
Is it there? Do you see it?
830
00:31:31,024 --> 00:31:32,192
(panting)
831
00:31:32,359 --> 00:31:35,597
-Mushrooms.
-That little son of a bitch.
832
00:31:35,764 --> 00:31:38,867
-(whooping)
-Ah!
833
00:31:39,032 --> 00:31:41,435
WAYNE:
I'm gonna kill this fucking kid.
834
00:31:44,438 --> 00:31:45,707
(grunting)
835
00:31:45,874 --> 00:31:47,174
Turn in here.
836
00:31:47,341 --> 00:31:49,677
-MAN: Hey, brother.
-MAN 2: Hey, dude. Hey.
837
00:31:49,844 --> 00:31:50,779
(Tommy groans)
838
00:31:50,944 --> 00:31:53,080
(indistinct chatter)
839
00:31:55,449 --> 00:31:56,584
All right.
840
00:32:00,254 --> 00:32:02,524
(sighs) Okay, let's, uh...
841
00:32:02,690 --> 00:32:04,425
Let's see if someone in here
can help us.
842
00:32:04,592 --> 00:32:05,794
Are you sure?
843
00:32:05,959 --> 00:32:07,896
I mean, that doesn't seem
like a safe...
844
00:32:09,463 --> 00:32:11,398
Good evening, sirs.
845
00:32:12,433 --> 00:32:15,402
Um, I'm not leaving my bass
in the car.
846
00:32:15,570 --> 00:32:17,806
Yeah, good point.
Can you get mine?
847
00:32:17,971 --> 00:32:20,407
(band playing "Most Messed Up"
by Old 97's)
848
00:32:20,575 --> 00:32:22,610
(lively chatter)
849
00:32:29,717 --> 00:32:31,920
(glasses clinking)
850
00:32:32,085 --> 00:32:34,656
♪ Yeah, I need a little,
need a little, need a little ♪
851
00:32:34,823 --> 00:32:36,925
♪ Need a little sympathy ♪
852
00:32:37,090 --> 00:32:39,293
♪ Yeah, I need a little,
need a little, need a little ♪
853
00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:41,896
♪ Need a little sympathy ♪
854
00:32:42,062 --> 00:32:42,897
Yeah!
855
00:32:43,063 --> 00:32:44,498
WILMA:
Hey! We got time
856
00:32:44,666 --> 00:32:45,934
for one more band.
857
00:32:46,099 --> 00:32:48,235
-$500 cash prize.
-TOMMY: Wait.
858
00:32:48,402 --> 00:32:49,571
Wait, 500 bucks?
859
00:32:49,737 --> 00:32:51,138
I'm sorry, ma'am.
We're not here for that.
860
00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:52,507
W-We actually need help.
861
00:32:52,674 --> 00:32:54,174
Um, no, no, actually,
we'd like to sign up.
862
00:32:54,341 --> 00:32:55,976
-All right.
-Hey, what the hell
are you doing?
863
00:32:56,143 --> 00:32:58,245
Do you want to keep on
pulling out your credit card?
864
00:32:58,412 --> 00:33:00,648
Guys, we don't know
any country songs.
865
00:33:00,815 --> 00:33:01,982
Yeah, we do.
866
00:33:02,149 --> 00:33:03,484
Ain't that right, Fred?
867
00:33:04,485 --> 00:33:05,587
-Yeah, we do.
-CHAD: What song?
868
00:33:05,753 --> 00:33:07,321
-What song is that?
-Sign us up!
869
00:33:07,488 --> 00:33:09,490
-Hey, go get your shit.
-Wh-- No!
870
00:33:09,657 --> 00:33:10,792
Guys, no, we will get jumped!
871
00:33:10,959 --> 00:33:12,660
We can't do that here.
Fred, stop!
872
00:33:12,827 --> 00:33:14,361
-Seriously.
-Aah! We're playing this shit!
873
00:33:14,529 --> 00:33:16,831
-Stop.
-Get your ass
on that stage, boy.
874
00:33:16,997 --> 00:33:18,365
(cheering, applause)
875
00:33:18,533 --> 00:33:19,466
Here we go!
876
00:33:19,634 --> 00:33:21,101
All right, hey, hey!
877
00:33:21,268 --> 00:33:22,637
Everyone settle the fuck down!
878
00:33:22,804 --> 00:33:24,973
We have one more band.
Get up here, guys!
879
00:33:25,138 --> 00:33:26,173
Come on.
880
00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:28,208
Come on up here.
881
00:33:30,678 --> 00:33:33,013
These guys are from...
882
00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:35,315
I don't know
where they're from, actually.
883
00:33:36,450 --> 00:33:39,486
This is your name?
Serious-Seriously?
884
00:33:41,121 --> 00:33:42,624
Give it up for Anal Dogs!
885
00:33:42,790 --> 00:33:43,825
(laughter)
886
00:33:43,992 --> 00:33:47,394
-What the fuck, Fred?
-(jeering)
887
00:33:47,562 --> 00:33:49,998
We're actually called
Analog Dogs.
888
00:33:50,163 --> 00:33:52,132
MAN:
Who let the dogs out?!
889
00:33:52,299 --> 00:33:54,234
CROWD:
Who, who, who, who, who?!
890
00:33:54,401 --> 00:33:55,235
(booing)
891
00:33:55,402 --> 00:33:57,204
Go buy a fucking razor.
892
00:33:58,673 --> 00:34:01,141
Okay, this is for
all you lovers out there.
893
00:34:01,308 --> 00:34:02,577
Ready?
894
00:34:02,744 --> 00:34:05,312
(playing Green Day's
"Dominated Love Slave")
895
00:34:07,582 --> 00:34:10,818
♪ I want to be
your dominated love slave ♪
896
00:34:10,985 --> 00:34:14,254
♪ I want to be the one
who takes the pain ♪
897
00:34:14,421 --> 00:34:16,056
-FRED: Take my pain.
-♪ You can smack me ♪
898
00:34:16,223 --> 00:34:18,860
♪ When I do not behave ♪
899
00:34:19,027 --> 00:34:21,563
♪ Mack me in the forehead
with a chain ♪
900
00:34:22,496 --> 00:34:26,066
♪ 'Cause I love feeling dirty ♪
901
00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:28,536
♪ And I love feeling cheap ♪
902
00:34:28,703 --> 00:34:30,038
So cheap.
903
00:34:30,203 --> 00:34:33,575
♪ And I love it
when you hurt me ♪
904
00:34:33,741 --> 00:34:35,843
♪ So drive them staples deep ♪
905
00:34:36,010 --> 00:34:37,411
Hit that shit, Chad!
906
00:34:37,579 --> 00:34:40,582
♪ You can slap me
and call me naughty ♪
907
00:34:41,516 --> 00:34:43,417
♪ Put a belt sander
against my skin ♪
908
00:34:43,585 --> 00:34:45,085
FRED:
Woo-hoo!
909
00:34:45,252 --> 00:34:47,522
♪ I want to feel pain
all over my body ♪
910
00:34:47,689 --> 00:34:50,692
♪ I can't wait to be punished
for my sins ♪
911
00:34:50,858 --> 00:34:52,125
FRED:
Come on, y'all!
912
00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:55,029
♪ I love feeling dirty ♪
913
00:34:55,195 --> 00:34:58,098
♪ And I love feeling cheap ♪
914
00:34:58,265 --> 00:34:59,601
Like your mom!
915
00:34:59,767 --> 00:35:02,904
♪ And I love it
when you hurt me ♪
916
00:35:03,071 --> 00:35:05,172
♪ So drive them staples deep ♪
917
00:35:05,339 --> 00:35:06,941
Lose your fucking mind!
918
00:35:07,107 --> 00:35:08,408
♪ ♪
919
00:35:08,576 --> 00:35:10,945
(cheering)
920
00:35:21,089 --> 00:35:24,892
(crowd singing along):
♪ 'Cause I love feeling dirty ♪
921
00:35:25,059 --> 00:35:27,962
♪ And I love feeling cheap ♪
922
00:35:28,128 --> 00:35:29,463
So cheap!
923
00:35:29,631 --> 00:35:32,000
♪ And I love it
when you hurt me ♪
924
00:35:32,165 --> 00:35:35,803
♪ So drive... ♪
925
00:35:35,970 --> 00:35:37,939
Them staples!
926
00:35:38,106 --> 00:35:41,274
-(song ends)
-(cheering, applause)
927
00:35:43,276 --> 00:35:46,014
-(whooping)
-MAN: Anal Dogs!
928
00:35:46,179 --> 00:35:48,248
(Wilma hollering)
929
00:35:49,984 --> 00:35:52,120
(shouting excitedly)
930
00:35:52,285 --> 00:35:53,286
Yeah!
931
00:35:53,453 --> 00:35:54,522
All right!
932
00:35:54,689 --> 00:35:57,525
We got ourselves a winner!
933
00:35:57,692 --> 00:35:59,594
Here you go, guys.
934
00:35:59,761 --> 00:36:01,863
(cheering, applause)
935
00:36:02,030 --> 00:36:04,098
Whoo!
936
00:36:05,365 --> 00:36:08,201
See, Chad?
High school does pay off!
937
00:36:08,368 --> 00:36:10,237
Wait, I'm sorr-- high school?
938
00:36:10,404 --> 00:36:11,806
How old are you boys?
939
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,642
-17.
-Aw, shit.
940
00:36:14,809 --> 00:36:16,309
You got to give it back.
941
00:36:16,476 --> 00:36:17,477
-Come on.
-(booing)
942
00:36:17,645 --> 00:36:18,579
No, hey! Shut up!
943
00:36:18,746 --> 00:36:20,581
No, there are rules!
944
00:36:20,748 --> 00:36:22,182
You have to be 21 to enter.
945
00:36:22,349 --> 00:36:23,483
-It says it on the form.
-(booing)
946
00:36:23,651 --> 00:36:24,986
TOMMY:
Okay, um, do any of you
947
00:36:25,153 --> 00:36:26,988
-know how to fix a car?
-WILMA: Oh.
948
00:36:27,155 --> 00:36:28,990
Colby.
He's the best mechanic around.
949
00:36:29,157 --> 00:36:31,491
Colby? You back there? Colber?
950
00:36:31,659 --> 00:36:33,795
(crickets chirping)
951
00:36:42,704 --> 00:36:44,772
I can fix it.
952
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,843
I just need a wrench
953
00:36:49,010 --> 00:36:52,013
and a Crescent wrench
and-and hammer.
954
00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:53,648
Two hammers and a wrench.
955
00:36:53,815 --> 00:36:55,183
Goddamn it, Colby.
These boys are stranded,
956
00:36:55,348 --> 00:36:57,652
-and you're drunk.
-I'm not drunk.
957
00:36:57,819 --> 00:37:00,922
I can fix it. I just need
a whole bunch of oil...
958
00:37:01,089 --> 00:37:04,025
and a hammer
to unscrew the driveshafts
959
00:37:04,192 --> 00:37:07,227
and, um, a f-- what do you c--
uh, the fan thing.
960
00:37:07,394 --> 00:37:08,495
I can fix it.
961
00:37:08,663 --> 00:37:09,731
Colby, you couldn't fix
962
00:37:09,897 --> 00:37:11,231
a goddamn gin and tonic
right now.
963
00:37:11,398 --> 00:37:12,767
Oh, I would like
a gin and tonic, actually.
964
00:37:12,934 --> 00:37:14,769
Oh, yeah, I bet you would.
965
00:37:14,936 --> 00:37:15,937
I'm gonna go have one.
966
00:37:16,104 --> 00:37:17,872
And, um...
967
00:37:18,039 --> 00:37:21,109
maybe a rum and Coke
and a margarita.
968
00:37:22,210 --> 00:37:23,945
Dude, we're opening
for Green Day,
969
00:37:24,112 --> 00:37:26,446
and we need to be to L.A.
by New Year's.
970
00:37:26,614 --> 00:37:27,782
Sorry, boys.
971
00:37:27,949 --> 00:37:29,517
That's not happening.
972
00:37:30,752 --> 00:37:32,452
Come on, man.
973
00:37:33,755 --> 00:37:35,123
Fuck.
974
00:37:36,557 --> 00:37:38,425
(quietly):
Fuck, fuck.
975
00:37:38,593 --> 00:37:40,194
-Now what?
-(sighs)
976
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,429
Um...
977
00:37:43,463 --> 00:37:46,100
I mean, I have an idea.
978
00:37:47,101 --> 00:37:49,537
What if we just cut off
the left side of the car?
979
00:37:49,704 --> 00:37:51,239
Why would we do that?
980
00:37:51,404 --> 00:37:54,075
Well, 'cause then everything
would be all right.
981
00:37:54,242 --> 00:37:55,910
Look, I'm really not in the mood
982
00:37:56,077 --> 00:37:57,712
for your dumb fucking jokes
right now.
983
00:37:57,879 --> 00:38:00,380
(sighs) All right, guys.
984
00:38:00,548 --> 00:38:01,883
I'm out.
985
00:38:02,049 --> 00:38:03,618
What do you mean you're out?
986
00:38:03,785 --> 00:38:04,952
I'm done.
987
00:38:05,887 --> 00:38:06,954
Later, bitches.
988
00:38:07,121 --> 00:38:08,890
Whoa, dude. What about us?
989
00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:11,993
There is no us.
990
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:13,594
Uh...
991
00:38:13,761 --> 00:38:15,163
Right, Fred?
992
00:38:16,264 --> 00:38:18,232
What's he talking about?
You want out, too?
993
00:38:18,398 --> 00:38:21,334
Uh, uh, not really,
994
00:38:21,501 --> 00:38:24,172
but wh-what other choice
do we have, man?
995
00:38:24,337 --> 00:38:25,940
We're fucking teenagers.
996
00:38:26,107 --> 00:38:28,242
We have nothing but choices.
997
00:38:34,115 --> 00:38:36,150
You know, I get it.
998
00:38:36,316 --> 00:38:37,919
All right, you're scared.
999
00:38:38,085 --> 00:38:40,420
All right?
I-I'm fucking scared, too.
1000
00:38:40,588 --> 00:38:42,089
Okay, the Palladium?
All those fucking people?
1001
00:38:42,256 --> 00:38:44,292
I'm terrified.
1002
00:38:44,457 --> 00:38:46,627
All right? But, you know what,
I-I bet Keith Moon freaked out
1003
00:38:46,794 --> 00:38:48,095
a time or two.
1004
00:38:48,262 --> 00:38:49,864
But did he ever fucking quit?
1005
00:38:50,998 --> 00:38:52,200
(sighs)
1006
00:38:52,365 --> 00:38:53,601
And you always talk
about Dee Dee Ramone
1007
00:38:53,768 --> 00:38:55,036
and how that guy
has nothing to lose.
1008
00:38:55,203 --> 00:38:56,604
You've got less than him.
1009
00:38:57,470 --> 00:38:59,339
I mean, come on!
1010
00:38:59,507 --> 00:39:01,175
(sighs)
1011
00:39:02,844 --> 00:39:05,179
You know what?
I'm drawing a line.
1012
00:39:05,345 --> 00:39:06,647
Okay?
1013
00:39:07,882 --> 00:39:09,984
Last year or next year?
Because I'm not going back.
1014
00:39:10,151 --> 00:39:12,854
I know what's back there.
It's all the bullshit.
1015
00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:14,522
Okay? So...
1016
00:39:14,689 --> 00:39:16,524
I drew a line.
1017
00:39:17,457 --> 00:39:19,827
You can't really see it,
but it's there.
1018
00:39:20,695 --> 00:39:21,963
I can see it.
1019
00:39:22,129 --> 00:39:23,631
(sighs)
1020
00:39:24,732 --> 00:39:27,068
Then what are you gonna choose?
1021
00:39:27,235 --> 00:39:30,071
Last year or next year?
1022
00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:33,641
Uh...
1023
00:39:33,808 --> 00:39:35,076
Next year, dude.
1024
00:39:35,243 --> 00:39:36,811
Come on, Chad.
1025
00:39:36,978 --> 00:39:38,179
I mean, that--
1026
00:39:38,346 --> 00:39:40,181
that was fucking awesome!
1027
00:39:40,348 --> 00:39:42,482
I mean, don't you want
to feel like that again?
1028
00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:44,852
It's...
1029
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:49,489
Guys, I'm not even sure I'm
gonna be in the band next year.
1030
00:39:50,591 --> 00:39:52,560
What-what are you talking about?
1031
00:39:54,427 --> 00:39:56,564
My parents say I got to, like,
1032
00:39:56,731 --> 00:39:58,566
start focusing on college now.
1033
00:39:58,733 --> 00:40:00,400
FRED:
College?
1034
00:40:01,535 --> 00:40:03,771
What about Keith Moon, man?
1035
00:40:03,938 --> 00:40:05,273
WILMA:
Hey, boys!
1036
00:40:06,274 --> 00:40:09,677
Is it true you're opening for
Green Day on New Year's Eve?
1037
00:40:09,844 --> 00:40:10,778
Yeah.
1038
00:40:10,945 --> 00:40:12,113
Shit.
1039
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,614
You got to get your butts
out of here.
1040
00:40:13,781 --> 00:40:15,850
We don't have a car.
1041
00:40:16,751 --> 00:40:18,219
What about that thing?
1042
00:40:18,386 --> 00:40:20,054
I had a customer leave it here,
like, a year ago
1043
00:40:20,221 --> 00:40:21,555
'cause he couldn't pay
his bar tab.
1044
00:40:21,722 --> 00:40:23,858
I think he lived in it
for a little bit.
1045
00:40:24,025 --> 00:40:25,893
-Well, does it run?
-WILMA: For sure.
1046
00:40:26,060 --> 00:40:27,061
Colby fixed it.
1047
00:40:27,228 --> 00:40:29,263
-I'm a mechanic.
-Sometimes.
1048
00:40:30,264 --> 00:40:32,133
Yeah! We're going
to L.A., Chadsky!
1049
00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:34,535
-Go.
-I-I-I don't know
how to thank you.
1050
00:40:34,702 --> 00:40:35,770
You don't need to thank me.
1051
00:40:35,937 --> 00:40:37,104
Just go give 'em hell.
1052
00:40:37,972 --> 00:40:39,774
(chuckles softly)
Thank you.
1053
00:40:39,941 --> 00:40:41,042
(cheering)
1054
00:40:41,208 --> 00:40:43,878
("Haushinka"
by Green Day playing)
1055
00:40:45,913 --> 00:40:48,082
(engine starts)
1056
00:41:00,795 --> 00:41:05,566
♪ Haushinka is a girl
with a peculiar name ♪
1057
00:41:06,466 --> 00:41:10,738
♪ I met her on the eve
of my birthday ♪
1058
00:41:10,905 --> 00:41:12,340
-♪ Did she know? ♪
-♪ Did she know? ♪
1059
00:41:12,506 --> 00:41:15,176
♪ Did she know
before she went away? ♪
1060
00:41:16,344 --> 00:41:17,511
-♪ Does she know? ♪
-♪ Does she know? ♪
1061
00:41:17,678 --> 00:41:18,746
♪ Does she know? ♪
1062
00:41:18,913 --> 00:41:21,248
♪ But it's too damn late ♪
1063
00:41:21,415 --> 00:41:24,452
♪ This girl has gone far away ♪
1064
00:41:24,618 --> 00:41:26,921
♪ Now she's gone ♪
1065
00:41:27,088 --> 00:41:29,991
♪ This girl has gone far away ♪
1066
00:41:30,157 --> 00:41:31,692
♪ Now she's gone ♪
1067
00:41:31,859 --> 00:41:36,030
♪ Now she's gone,
now she's all gone. ♪
1068
00:41:36,197 --> 00:41:37,865
-(banging)
-CASSIDY: Hello?
1069
00:41:38,032 --> 00:41:38,966
(banging)
1070
00:41:39,133 --> 00:41:41,369
Hey, hey! Excuse me? Hello?
1071
00:41:41,535 --> 00:41:43,104
Anyone-- Oh.
1072
00:41:43,971 --> 00:41:45,306
(groans) What's up?
1073
00:41:45,473 --> 00:41:46,674
Uh, could I get a sundae?
1074
00:41:46,841 --> 00:41:48,709
-A what?
-A sundae.
1075
00:41:48,876 --> 00:41:51,012
Like an ice cream sundae.
1076
00:41:52,013 --> 00:41:53,848
Oh. Oh, no,
we don't have ice cream.
1077
00:41:54,015 --> 00:41:55,349
Seriously?
1078
00:41:55,516 --> 00:41:57,451
I mean, dude, you're driving
an ice cream truck.
1079
00:41:58,386 --> 00:42:00,721
Yeah. But it's not,
like-like, o-ours.
1080
00:42:00,888 --> 00:42:01,789
Oh.
1081
00:42:01,956 --> 00:42:03,624
Man, that's not cool.
1082
00:42:03,791 --> 00:42:05,159
Uh, I don't know
about you, Cassidy,
1083
00:42:05,326 --> 00:42:07,028
but my heart's a little broken.
1084
00:42:07,194 --> 00:42:09,230
-CASSIDY: Yeah. Me, too.
-You should be ashamed
of yourself.
1085
00:42:09,397 --> 00:42:11,465
(chuckles softly) Um...
1086
00:42:11,632 --> 00:42:13,501
Uh, yeah, sorry. Um...
1087
00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:15,336
W-We're just a band.
1088
00:42:15,504 --> 00:42:16,904
We borrowed this.
We're driving to L.A.
1089
00:42:17,071 --> 00:42:18,339
You're a band?
1090
00:42:18,507 --> 00:42:19,407
Yeah.
1091
00:42:19,573 --> 00:42:20,674
What kind of music?
1092
00:42:20,841 --> 00:42:21,842
Good music.
1093
00:42:22,009 --> 00:42:23,844
(chuckles) Really?
1094
00:42:24,011 --> 00:42:26,013
Good music.
1095
00:42:27,148 --> 00:42:28,482
Interesting.
1096
00:42:29,583 --> 00:42:31,652
Yeah. Interesting.
1097
00:42:31,819 --> 00:42:33,487
Uh, uh, uh, hey, uh,
1098
00:42:33,654 --> 00:42:35,389
wh-what do you mean,
"interesting"?
1099
00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:41,262
(entry bell chiming)
1100
00:42:41,429 --> 00:42:43,564
♪ ♪
1101
00:42:54,341 --> 00:42:56,444
(video game sound effects
playing)
1102
00:43:04,385 --> 00:43:05,586
You looking for me?
1103
00:43:05,753 --> 00:43:06,954
Sorry?
1104
00:43:07,121 --> 00:43:10,591
Oh, no, I was looking
for, um, these.
1105
00:43:11,892 --> 00:43:14,595
(stammers)
Downy Fabric Softener?
1106
00:43:14,762 --> 00:43:17,566
Yeah, I need some Downy Fa...
uh, whatever you just said.
1107
00:43:17,731 --> 00:43:20,301
(chuckles):
Yeah, you doing much laundry?
1108
00:43:21,769 --> 00:43:23,938
Oh, is that what these are for?
1109
00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:27,408
Okay, um...
1110
00:43:27,576 --> 00:43:28,976
maybe I was looking for you.
1111
00:43:29,143 --> 00:43:31,645
Mm, cool. I was looking for you.
1112
00:43:31,812 --> 00:43:33,447
-Oh, yeah?
-Mm-hmm.
1113
00:43:33,614 --> 00:43:35,282
There is a party
I wanted to tell you about.
1114
00:43:35,449 --> 00:43:37,818
Cool. I like parties.
1115
00:43:37,985 --> 00:43:39,320
(laughs):
Yeah?
1116
00:43:39,487 --> 00:43:40,988
Why were you looking for me?
1117
00:43:41,155 --> 00:43:42,890
'Cause I was wondering
if you were gonna tell me
1118
00:43:43,057 --> 00:43:45,092
-about any parties.
-(laughs)
1119
00:43:45,259 --> 00:43:48,462
Yeah, well, then,
you are in luck.
1120
00:43:48,629 --> 00:43:51,332
There is one at this place
called The Hole in Amarillo.
1121
00:43:51,499 --> 00:43:52,967
It's only, like,
30 minutes from here,
1122
00:43:53,134 --> 00:43:54,401
but there's a little map.
1123
00:43:54,569 --> 00:43:56,137
Shit, um...
1124
00:43:56,303 --> 00:43:58,305
I don't think I'm gonna
be able to make it.
1125
00:43:58,472 --> 00:44:00,509
We have to get to L.A.
by New Year's.
1126
00:44:01,475 --> 00:44:03,644
You think you're making it
to L.A. in that thing?
1127
00:44:03,811 --> 00:44:06,080
-(laughs softly)
-CHAD: Tommy.
1128
00:44:06,247 --> 00:44:07,481
You have the credit card?
1129
00:44:07,648 --> 00:44:09,483
Yeah, yeah.
1130
00:44:11,952 --> 00:44:14,822
Oh, and, um, uh,
go get yourself some ice cream.
1131
00:44:14,989 --> 00:44:16,657
CASSIDY:
Thank you.
1132
00:44:16,824 --> 00:44:18,259
That is very generous.
1133
00:44:18,425 --> 00:44:20,194
-Oh, I'm not paying for it.
-(laughs)
1134
00:44:20,361 --> 00:44:23,197
("Bobby Sox" by Green Day
playing)
1135
00:44:23,364 --> 00:44:24,999
Hey. Let me fill you up.
1136
00:44:25,166 --> 00:44:26,867
(laughing)
1137
00:44:30,804 --> 00:44:34,175
♪ Do you wanna be
my girlfriend? ♪
1138
00:44:34,341 --> 00:44:38,613
♪ I'll take you to a movie
that we've already seen ♪
1139
00:44:38,779 --> 00:44:43,817
♪ Or sit at home
and watch reruns ♪
1140
00:44:43,984 --> 00:44:45,819
♪ There's no other place
I wanna be ♪
1141
00:44:45,986 --> 00:44:49,658
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh,
ooh, ooh ♪
1142
00:44:51,025 --> 00:44:54,295
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh,
ooh, ooh ♪
1143
00:44:55,696 --> 00:44:57,666
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh,
ooh, ooh ♪
1144
00:44:57,831 --> 00:45:00,234
♪ Do you wanna be
my girlfriend? ♪
1145
00:45:00,401 --> 00:45:02,671
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh,
ooh, ooh ♪
1146
00:45:02,836 --> 00:45:04,872
♪ Do you wanna be
my girlfriend? ♪
1147
00:45:05,039 --> 00:45:06,675
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh,
ooh, ooh ♪
1148
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,144
♪ Do you wanna be
my boyfriend? ♪
1149
00:45:10,311 --> 00:45:14,715
♪ We'll walk the cemetery,
and I'll kiss you again ♪
1150
00:45:14,882 --> 00:45:19,353
♪ And make our dead friends
blush, oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪
1151
00:45:19,521 --> 00:45:23,023
♪ We'll be getting married
right there on the scene... ♪
1152
00:45:23,190 --> 00:45:25,226
All right, boys,
we're taking a detour.
1153
00:45:25,392 --> 00:45:26,927
Wait, what?
1154
00:45:28,229 --> 00:45:30,731
FRED:
Aw, dude, Tommy's in love.
1155
00:45:30,898 --> 00:45:32,233
I scream! You scream!
1156
00:45:32,399 --> 00:45:34,935
She's gonna scream
for your cream!
1157
00:45:35,102 --> 00:45:38,105
♪ And I'll bore you to death,
oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪
1158
00:45:38,272 --> 00:45:40,508
♪ Doesn't matter
when we are in love ♪
1159
00:45:40,675 --> 00:45:42,776
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh,
ooh, ooh ♪
1160
00:45:42,943 --> 00:45:46,447
(fading): ♪ Do you wanna be
my boyfriend? ♪
1161
00:45:46,615 --> 00:45:49,283
How the fuck is everybody
doing today?!
1162
00:45:49,450 --> 00:45:51,452
(loud cheering)
1163
00:45:51,620 --> 00:45:53,688
We are The Paradox.
Happy to be out here.
1164
00:45:53,854 --> 00:45:55,222
Fucking shit up for y'all
in The Hole.
1165
00:45:55,389 --> 00:45:56,857
This is a song
called "Ms. Lauren"
1166
00:45:57,024 --> 00:45:58,425
about a really hot teacher.
Hope y'all like it.
1167
00:45:58,593 --> 00:46:00,695
-(guitar playing rock intro)
-(cheering loudly)
1168
00:46:02,129 --> 00:46:03,864
(drums join in)
1169
00:46:05,966 --> 00:46:07,801
Get the fuck up!
1170
00:46:07,968 --> 00:46:10,104
♪ ♪
1171
00:46:11,573 --> 00:46:13,708
(shouting, cheering)
1172
00:46:15,242 --> 00:46:17,978
♪ I keep on failing,
I can't pass a test ♪
1173
00:46:18,145 --> 00:46:19,614
♪ And I stay up all night ♪
1174
00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:21,750
♪ Don't get sleep,
don't get rest ♪
1175
00:46:21,915 --> 00:46:25,553
♪ 'Cause I'm thinking about
you, you know what I mean ♪
1176
00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:27,288
♪ And my bedsheets got stains ♪
1177
00:46:27,454 --> 00:46:29,823
♪ 'Cause you're stuck
in my dreams, oh, well ♪
1178
00:46:29,990 --> 00:46:31,892
♪ 'Cause when your
blonde hair's tied up ♪
1179
00:46:32,059 --> 00:46:33,927
♪ I don't know what to do ♪
1180
00:46:34,094 --> 00:46:37,831
♪ We got to find a way to
stop me from falling for you ♪
1181
00:46:37,998 --> 00:46:39,768
♪ Oh, yeah. ♪
1182
00:46:42,236 --> 00:46:44,305
CHAD:
Where are we going?
1183
00:46:44,471 --> 00:46:46,940
FRED:
Where the hell are we?
1184
00:46:50,277 --> 00:46:52,246
CHAD:
This is The Hole?
1185
00:46:53,748 --> 00:46:54,815
(laughter, indistinct chatter)
1186
00:46:54,982 --> 00:46:57,184
FRED:
Dude. Girls.
1187
00:46:57,351 --> 00:46:59,086
CHAD:
And they actually
have teeth, Fred.
1188
00:47:00,187 --> 00:47:01,922
(crowd chatter)
1189
00:47:02,089 --> 00:47:03,424
(rock band playing in distance)
1190
00:47:03,591 --> 00:47:05,826
OLIVIA:
♪ I just get down ♪
1191
00:47:05,993 --> 00:47:10,598
♪ Staying in, losing friends
and breaking out ♪
1192
00:47:10,765 --> 00:47:15,436
♪ Try to keep it out of my mind,
but there's no doubt ♪
1193
00:47:15,603 --> 00:47:17,639
♪ Oh-oh ♪
1194
00:47:17,806 --> 00:47:20,107
♪ It's all I ever think about ♪
1195
00:47:20,274 --> 00:47:22,510
♪ I care and I'm so kind ♪
1196
00:47:22,677 --> 00:47:24,679
♪ Tiptoe the finest line ♪
1197
00:47:24,845 --> 00:47:28,650
♪ It's been growing
all my life, oh-oh ♪
1198
00:47:28,817 --> 00:47:31,218
♪ The pressure on my spine ♪
1199
00:47:31,385 --> 00:47:33,822
♪ To win love
like it's a prize ♪
1200
00:47:33,987 --> 00:47:37,559
♪ I say it all the time,
but really it's so fine ♪
1201
00:47:37,726 --> 00:47:39,794
♪ Didn't wanna talk about it ♪
1202
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,029
♪ I don't wanna cry ♪
1203
00:47:42,196 --> 00:47:44,031
♪ Didn't wanna think about it ♪
1204
00:47:44,198 --> 00:47:46,534
♪ I don't have the time ♪
1205
00:47:46,701 --> 00:47:48,502
♪ Didn't wanna talk about it ♪
1206
00:47:48,670 --> 00:47:50,672
♪ I don't wanna cry ♪
1207
00:47:50,839 --> 00:47:52,906
♪ Didn't wanna think about it ♪
1208
00:47:53,073 --> 00:47:55,142
♪ I don't have the time. ♪
1209
00:47:55,309 --> 00:47:56,845
-Hey, Chad.
-Yeah?
1210
00:47:57,010 --> 00:47:58,580
You want to eat
Wayne's mushrooms?
1211
00:47:58,747 --> 00:48:00,381
Dude, what? No, of course not.
1212
00:48:00,548 --> 00:48:02,517
Have you met me? (scoffs)
1213
00:48:02,684 --> 00:48:04,819
(music continues playing
in distance)
1214
00:48:10,891 --> 00:48:12,827
-(horn honking)
-(tires squealing)
1215
00:48:12,993 --> 00:48:14,529
Whoa!
1216
00:48:14,696 --> 00:48:16,497
-Eat a bag of dicks, asshole!
-Whoa, Keith.
1217
00:48:16,664 --> 00:48:18,031
(horn honking)
1218
00:48:18,198 --> 00:48:19,199
(tires squealing)
1219
00:48:19,366 --> 00:48:20,367
They didn't have
any onion rings,
1220
00:48:20,535 --> 00:48:21,902
so I got you celery sticks.
1221
00:48:22,069 --> 00:48:24,271
Celery... Why-why not fries?
1222
00:48:24,438 --> 00:48:25,939
I thought you wanted
a vegetable.
1223
00:48:26,106 --> 00:48:27,542
Isn't that why
you ordered an onion?
1224
00:48:27,709 --> 00:48:29,878
Onion rings is not
a fucking vegetable, Keith.
1225
00:48:30,043 --> 00:48:31,178
But they are, dawg.
1226
00:48:31,345 --> 00:48:32,514
Did you not learn
your food groups?
1227
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:33,615
Who fucking dropped you?
1228
00:48:33,782 --> 00:48:35,282
-(phone ringing)
-It's my mom.
1229
00:48:35,449 --> 00:48:36,751
-Just be quiet, please.
-All right. She's hot, though.
1230
00:48:36,917 --> 00:48:38,185
-Say hi.
-Shut the fuck...
1231
00:48:38,352 --> 00:48:39,554
What's up, Jodi?!
1232
00:48:39,721 --> 00:48:41,455
Hey, Mom, sorry. Keith. Um...
1233
00:48:41,623 --> 00:48:43,957
JODI (over phone):
Wayne, Wayne, where's Tommy?
1234
00:48:44,124 --> 00:48:45,959
He's not answering his phone.
1235
00:48:46,126 --> 00:48:47,695
-What?
-He's missing.
1236
00:48:47,862 --> 00:48:49,898
I'm afraid he went
to Los Angeles on his own.
1237
00:48:50,063 --> 00:48:51,965
Missing? No, he... Tom...
No, he's not missing.
1238
00:48:52,132 --> 00:48:54,468
Tommy's with me. I mean,
I'm with him. We're together.
1239
00:48:54,636 --> 00:48:56,103
Oh, you're with him?
1240
00:48:56,270 --> 00:48:57,404
Yeah, yeah, I'm with him.
1241
00:48:57,572 --> 00:48:58,807
I decided to take him to L.A.
1242
00:48:58,972 --> 00:49:00,941
He should've told you.
Did he not tell you?
1243
00:49:02,710 --> 00:49:04,879
TOMMY:
Yo, you guys were
fucking awesome.
1244
00:49:05,045 --> 00:49:07,314
(laughs) Thanks.
1245
00:49:07,481 --> 00:49:09,082
What happened to going to L.A.?
1246
00:49:09,249 --> 00:49:10,885
Um, you know what?
1247
00:49:11,051 --> 00:49:13,086
It was the fabric softener.
1248
00:49:13,253 --> 00:49:14,756
You know, I was driving along
and I thought to myself,
1249
00:49:14,923 --> 00:49:16,758
"I really should've bought
that fabric softener."
1250
00:49:16,925 --> 00:49:18,893
Mm. Yeah, no,
you're gonna regret that.
1251
00:49:19,059 --> 00:49:20,327
Oh, I know. I really fucked up.
1252
00:49:20,494 --> 00:49:22,229
-(yelling)
-(laughter)
1253
00:49:23,130 --> 00:49:25,399
Guy's in a hurry.
1254
00:49:25,567 --> 00:49:27,602
(laughs nervously)
1255
00:49:30,070 --> 00:49:31,472
What are you gonna do now?
1256
00:49:31,639 --> 00:49:34,441
Oh, well, my plan was
to go to this party
1257
00:49:34,609 --> 00:49:36,076
and ask that girl
from the store...
1258
00:49:36,243 --> 00:49:37,311
Ask her what?
1259
00:49:37,478 --> 00:49:39,346
For her number.
1260
00:49:41,014 --> 00:49:42,851
Hold this.
1261
00:49:43,016 --> 00:49:44,652
Wha...
1262
00:49:44,819 --> 00:49:46,119
What are you writing?
1263
00:49:46,286 --> 00:49:49,356
I highly recommend
you don't wash this shirt.
1264
00:49:51,425 --> 00:49:53,293
Okay. What about your name?
1265
00:49:54,461 --> 00:49:55,930
(Tommy chuckles)
1266
00:49:58,999 --> 00:50:00,300
Olivia?
1267
00:50:00,467 --> 00:50:01,870
-Mm-hmm.
-Olivia.
1268
00:50:02,035 --> 00:50:03,437
I like the way you say it.
1269
00:50:03,605 --> 00:50:04,706
(deep voice):
Olivia.
1270
00:50:04,873 --> 00:50:06,139
(normal voice):
I'm sorry. I...
1271
00:50:06,306 --> 00:50:07,675
(grunts, laughs)
1272
00:50:07,842 --> 00:50:09,343
Um...
1273
00:50:09,511 --> 00:50:11,011
-Oh, God.
-Tommy, right?
1274
00:50:11,178 --> 00:50:12,814
Yeah, yeah.
1275
00:50:12,981 --> 00:50:14,214
Thanks for coming, Tommy.
1276
00:50:14,381 --> 00:50:15,984
Uh, thanks for inviting me.
1277
00:50:16,149 --> 00:50:19,152
Hey, guys,
these skaters are so lit.
1278
00:50:20,220 --> 00:50:22,857
(clicks tongue)
He's a work in progress.
1279
00:50:22,991 --> 00:50:26,393
(Fred screaming)
1280
00:50:26,561 --> 00:50:28,997
Oh, my God.
1281
00:50:29,162 --> 00:50:31,799
I don't have hands.
1282
00:50:31,966 --> 00:50:33,200
Tommy?
1283
00:50:33,367 --> 00:50:36,036
♪ ♪
1284
00:50:37,739 --> 00:50:40,240
Hey, um... can you see me?
1285
00:50:41,241 --> 00:50:43,076
Do you guys hear a voice?
1286
00:50:43,243 --> 00:50:45,479
(laughs):
Oh, my God, there's a ghost.
1287
00:50:45,647 --> 00:50:48,081
♪ ♪
1288
00:50:50,552 --> 00:50:52,185
What the hell?
Have I heard of you guys?
1289
00:50:52,352 --> 00:50:53,688
No, definitely not.
1290
00:50:53,855 --> 00:50:56,256
Then how... how are you opening
for Green Day?
1291
00:50:56,423 --> 00:50:58,526
-Honestly, I don't know.
-CASSIDY: Hey, guys.
1292
00:50:58,693 --> 00:51:00,995
Th-There's something's wrong
with your friend.
1293
00:51:03,031 --> 00:51:04,264
-TOMMY: Fred!
-(Fred screaming in distance)
1294
00:51:04,431 --> 00:51:06,166
OLIVIA:
Fred?
1295
00:51:07,401 --> 00:51:08,703
FRED (in distance):
Oh, my God...
1296
00:51:08,870 --> 00:51:10,572
Fred, where you at, bud?
1297
00:51:10,738 --> 00:51:11,839
Fred!
1298
00:51:12,006 --> 00:51:13,273
FRED:
Stop talking to me!
1299
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,075
Fucking invisible, man.
1300
00:51:16,010 --> 00:51:17,277
What's up?
1301
00:51:17,444 --> 00:51:19,279
I just want to be seen, man.
1302
00:51:19,446 --> 00:51:21,049
I just want to be seen.
1303
00:51:21,214 --> 00:51:22,684
-(sighs)
-I've been so lonely, dude.
1304
00:51:22,850 --> 00:51:25,085
(whispering): I, um,
I think he took mushrooms.
1305
00:51:25,252 --> 00:51:26,621
-(Fred continues indistinctly)
-Oh.
1306
00:51:26,788 --> 00:51:27,956
FRED:
This just fucking sucks, man.
1307
00:51:28,121 --> 00:51:29,891
I just want to be seen.
1308
00:51:30,058 --> 00:51:31,759
It's all I want to be.
1309
00:51:31,926 --> 00:51:33,126
(groans):
Oh, my God.
1310
00:51:33,293 --> 00:51:35,228
Let me try and talk to him.
1311
00:51:35,395 --> 00:51:36,898
FRED:
Oh, it's so fucking bad, dude.
1312
00:51:37,065 --> 00:51:39,433
It's so fucking bad,
'cause I'm fucking invisible.
1313
00:51:39,601 --> 00:51:43,370
I'm never gonna make it, 'cause
I have a fucking ghost penis.
1314
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,042
Fred!
1315
00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:50,444
Where are you, man?
I can't see you.
1316
00:51:52,914 --> 00:51:54,414
If-if you're... (sighs)
1317
00:51:54,582 --> 00:51:56,551
If you're around here,
you can take my hand
1318
00:51:56,718 --> 00:51:58,820
so that I know where you are.
1319
00:51:58,987 --> 00:52:00,253
Oh.
1320
00:52:00,420 --> 00:52:02,489
Shoot, there you are, man.
1321
00:52:03,390 --> 00:52:05,560
(sighs)
1322
00:52:05,727 --> 00:52:09,797
Mm, good news: I can feel you.
1323
00:52:09,964 --> 00:52:12,399
Uh, and I can hear you.
1324
00:52:12,567 --> 00:52:18,271
How about we just sit here
and breathe for a minute?
1325
00:52:21,576 --> 00:52:23,343
Look, Fred,
1326
00:52:23,511 --> 00:52:27,347
it totally, totally sucks that
you're invisible right now.
1327
00:52:27,515 --> 00:52:28,916
But, you know, I am sure
1328
00:52:29,083 --> 00:52:31,653
that this whole invisible thing
will wear off soon.
1329
00:52:31,819 --> 00:52:33,688
I-If you kind of think about it,
1330
00:52:33,855 --> 00:52:35,455
this is actually kind of cool.
1331
00:52:35,623 --> 00:52:38,526
I personally have never met
an invisible person before.
1332
00:52:38,693 --> 00:52:39,761
Have you?
1333
00:52:39,927 --> 00:52:42,162
I've never met anybody
invisible.
1334
00:52:42,329 --> 00:52:44,264
Yeah. Dude, you're, like,
the first invisible person
1335
00:52:44,431 --> 00:52:46,034
to ever exist.
1336
00:52:46,199 --> 00:52:47,869
That's pretty fucking cool, man.
1337
00:52:48,036 --> 00:52:50,138
-OLIVIA: Whoa.
-(Fred and Olivia laughing)
1338
00:52:50,303 --> 00:52:51,438
Actually,
you know what we should do?
1339
00:52:51,606 --> 00:52:53,173
Is we should get
your band onstage,
1340
00:52:53,340 --> 00:52:54,976
-and that way you can,
like, play a show...
-TOMMY: Mm.
1341
00:52:55,143 --> 00:52:57,545
...while you're still
invisible, yeah?
1342
00:52:57,712 --> 00:52:59,547
It's a pretty cool idea, dude.
1343
00:52:59,714 --> 00:53:02,684
Well, I guess that means...
1344
00:53:02,850 --> 00:53:04,451
it's showtime, dude.
1345
00:53:04,619 --> 00:53:06,054
TOMMY:
That's the spirit.
1346
00:53:06,219 --> 00:53:07,822
(Fred panting)
1347
00:53:07,989 --> 00:53:10,124
(grunting)
1348
00:53:10,290 --> 00:53:11,793
Bye, man.
1349
00:53:14,028 --> 00:53:15,530
How did you do that?
1350
00:53:15,697 --> 00:53:17,364
Um...
1351
00:53:17,532 --> 00:53:21,234
my sister used to have
panic attacks, so...
1352
00:53:22,502 --> 00:53:23,838
You're incredible.
1353
00:53:24,005 --> 00:53:25,039
(both laugh softly)
1354
00:53:25,205 --> 00:53:26,874
(thunder rumbling)
1355
00:53:27,041 --> 00:53:29,711
(lively crowd chatter)
1356
00:53:30,978 --> 00:53:33,480
-We're playing "Freaking Out."
-Yeah?
1357
00:53:33,648 --> 00:53:35,248
Is it gonna rain?
1358
00:53:35,415 --> 00:53:37,217
D-Don't worry about it.
1359
00:53:39,987 --> 00:53:41,756
Stand there.
1360
00:53:42,557 --> 00:53:43,558
TOMMY:
Yo!
1361
00:53:43,725 --> 00:53:45,159
We're Analog Dogs!
1362
00:53:45,325 --> 00:53:47,695
(whooping and cheering)
1363
00:53:47,862 --> 00:53:49,897
Hit that shit, Fred.
1364
00:53:52,365 --> 00:53:54,234
(playing rock intro)
1365
00:53:54,401 --> 00:53:56,738
(crowd cheering)
1366
00:53:56,904 --> 00:53:58,106
♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪
1367
00:53:58,271 --> 00:54:00,108
♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪
1368
00:54:00,273 --> 00:54:01,843
♪ Everybody's freaking me,
freaking me, freaking out ♪
1369
00:54:02,009 --> 00:54:03,177
♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪
1370
00:54:03,343 --> 00:54:04,444
♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪
1371
00:54:04,612 --> 00:54:05,780
♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪
1372
00:54:05,947 --> 00:54:07,115
♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪
1373
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,517
♪ Guns and ammunition ♪
1374
00:54:09,684 --> 00:54:11,451
♪ Hide under the desk ♪
1375
00:54:11,619 --> 00:54:14,522
♪ I got no sense of direction ♪
1376
00:54:14,689 --> 00:54:16,624
♪ I'm just scared to death ♪
1377
00:54:16,791 --> 00:54:19,694
-♪ Too much noise in my head ♪
-(thunder rumbling)
1378
00:54:19,861 --> 00:54:21,461
♪ Everybody's freaking me,
freaking me ♪
1379
00:54:21,629 --> 00:54:23,296
♪ Freaking out,
everybody's freaking me ♪
1380
00:54:23,463 --> 00:54:24,632
♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪
1381
00:54:24,799 --> 00:54:25,967
♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪
1382
00:54:26,134 --> 00:54:27,267
♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪
1383
00:54:27,434 --> 00:54:28,603
♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪
1384
00:54:28,770 --> 00:54:30,204
♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪
1385
00:54:30,370 --> 00:54:31,471
♪ There is no such thing
as youth ♪
1386
00:54:31,639 --> 00:54:34,474
♪ And I don't give a shit ♪
1387
00:54:34,642 --> 00:54:36,811
♪ Got my back against the wall ♪
1388
00:54:36,978 --> 00:54:39,446
♪ Handcuffs on my wrists ♪
1389
00:54:39,614 --> 00:54:41,949
♪ I'm surrounded with assholes ♪
1390
00:54:42,116 --> 00:54:43,918
♪ Everybody's freaking me,
freaking me, freaking out ♪
1391
00:54:44,085 --> 00:54:45,253
♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪
1392
00:54:45,418 --> 00:54:46,554
♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪
1393
00:54:46,721 --> 00:54:47,889
♪ Everybody's freaking me ♪
1394
00:54:48,055 --> 00:54:49,891
♪ Freaking me, freaking out ♪
1395
00:54:50,057 --> 00:54:51,491
♪ Everybody's freaking me,
freaking me, freaking out. ♪
1396
00:54:51,659 --> 00:54:54,228
-(song ends)
-(cheering wildly)
1397
00:54:57,732 --> 00:54:59,567
(cheering continues)
1398
00:54:59,734 --> 00:55:02,302
♪ ♪
1399
00:55:08,475 --> 00:55:09,844
Fucking fell into the pit,
and all the people,
1400
00:55:10,011 --> 00:55:11,145
they picked you up.
1401
00:55:11,311 --> 00:55:12,146
-Is your face good?
-I didn't fall.
1402
00:55:12,312 --> 00:55:13,614
I did not enjoy that.
1403
00:55:13,781 --> 00:55:15,249
I'm all dirty.
1404
00:55:15,415 --> 00:55:16,584
WILMA:
Hey.
1405
00:55:16,751 --> 00:55:18,653
What do you want with that car?
1406
00:55:18,820 --> 00:55:20,021
Uh, this is actually mine.
1407
00:55:20,188 --> 00:55:21,289
Is my little brother inside?
1408
00:55:21,454 --> 00:55:22,690
-Tommy?
-Yeah.
1409
00:55:22,857 --> 00:55:23,958
No, they left.
1410
00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:25,626
-Where'd they go?
-California.
1411
00:55:25,793 --> 00:55:26,828
They're opening for Green Day.
1412
00:55:26,994 --> 00:55:27,995
They're not, though.
1413
00:55:28,162 --> 00:55:29,831
I-I played a prank on them.
1414
00:55:29,997 --> 00:55:31,666
Wow.
1415
00:55:32,767 --> 00:55:34,302
That's a dick move.
1416
00:55:34,467 --> 00:55:35,670
Yeah, I know.
1417
00:55:37,337 --> 00:55:39,040
-WILMA: What an asshole.
-(phone buzzing)
1418
00:55:39,207 --> 00:55:40,675
WAYNE:
Oh, shit, it's my mom.
1419
00:55:40,842 --> 00:55:42,176
KEITH:
Don't answer it.
1420
00:55:42,342 --> 00:55:43,611
Hey, Mom.
1421
00:55:43,778 --> 00:55:45,213
JODI (over phone):
Where the hell is Tommy?
1422
00:55:45,378 --> 00:55:47,181
Where's Tommy?
1423
00:55:47,347 --> 00:55:48,649
Oh, he's right here.
1424
00:55:48,816 --> 00:55:50,952
Oh. Thank God.
Put him on the phone.
1425
00:55:51,118 --> 00:55:53,353
Okay, sure.
Yeah, uh, one second.
1426
00:55:54,956 --> 00:55:56,023
Can you do Tommy?
1427
00:55:56,190 --> 00:55:58,659
(laughing):
Can I do Tommy, bro?
1428
00:55:58,826 --> 00:56:00,695
Are you kidding? Give me that.
1429
00:56:00,862 --> 00:56:02,495
Give me that.
1430
00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:07,001
Uh, hi, Mom.
1431
00:56:07,168 --> 00:56:08,703
Tommy?
1432
00:56:08,870 --> 00:56:09,904
Yeah. Hi, Mommy.
1433
00:56:10,071 --> 00:56:12,139
We're having a great time.
What's up?
1434
00:56:12,907 --> 00:56:14,374
Is this Keith?
1435
00:56:14,542 --> 00:56:16,744
What? I wish.
1436
00:56:16,911 --> 00:56:18,478
Nah, I'm just Tommy.
1437
00:56:18,646 --> 00:56:20,014
Shut up, Keith.
1438
00:56:20,181 --> 00:56:21,916
-Put Wayne back on.
-For sure, Jodi.
1439
00:56:22,083 --> 00:56:23,351
Uh, I can't do Tommy.
1440
00:56:23,517 --> 00:56:24,919
-I can only do celebrities.
-Shut up, man.
1441
00:56:25,086 --> 00:56:26,354
Well, he's not famous, bro.
1442
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:28,356
-He's not even verified.
-Hey, Mom.
1443
00:56:28,522 --> 00:56:30,224
What the hell is
going on there, Wayne?
1444
00:56:30,358 --> 00:56:32,392
Tommy told Chad that
I was driving the boys
1445
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:33,761
to Los Angeles.
1446
00:56:33,928 --> 00:56:35,428
W-Well, why would he say that?
1447
00:56:35,596 --> 00:56:37,565
-I'm driving him. He's lying.
-(door handle rattling)
1448
00:56:37,732 --> 00:56:40,768
Well, uh, Chad's mom
just came into the restaurant.
1449
00:56:40,935 --> 00:56:43,170
She's obviously
a little shocked.
1450
00:56:43,337 --> 00:56:45,673
I don't...
I mean, what the hell?
1451
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:47,241
Where is Tommy?
1452
00:56:47,407 --> 00:56:49,110
I-I don't know.
1453
00:56:49,277 --> 00:56:50,544
Wayne.
1454
00:56:50,711 --> 00:56:52,780
Wayne, listen to me.
1455
00:56:52,947 --> 00:56:55,016
I've already lost
a husband, Wayne.
1456
00:56:55,182 --> 00:56:57,919
I can't handle losing a son.
1457
00:56:58,085 --> 00:56:59,220
Yeah, I know, Mom.
1458
00:56:59,387 --> 00:57:01,022
I'm sorry.
1459
00:57:01,188 --> 00:57:02,924
You really don't have
to keep on doing this.
1460
00:57:03,090 --> 00:57:04,125
It's fine.
1461
00:57:04,292 --> 00:57:06,060
I want to.
1462
00:57:06,227 --> 00:57:07,228
Ew.
1463
00:57:07,395 --> 00:57:08,863
Never mind. Now I don't.
1464
00:57:09,030 --> 00:57:10,798
You know, um...
1465
00:57:13,267 --> 00:57:14,902
I was thinking.
1466
00:57:15,069 --> 00:57:16,537
Mm-hmm.
1467
00:57:16,704 --> 00:57:19,974
What are you, um, what
are you doing for New Year's?
1468
00:57:20,141 --> 00:57:24,145
'Cause you should, um...
you should come to L.A. with us.
1469
00:57:25,079 --> 00:57:26,280
If you want.
1470
00:57:28,082 --> 00:57:30,217
Yeah, um...
1471
00:57:31,085 --> 00:57:32,485
Nah, it's all good.
1472
00:57:32,653 --> 00:57:34,655
-Forget I said anything...
-No, no, no, no, no, no.
1473
00:57:34,822 --> 00:57:37,992
Stop. I do.
I-I really want to, um...
1474
00:57:38,926 --> 00:57:40,761
-It's just...
-Boyfriend?
1475
00:57:41,729 --> 00:57:43,631
You got a boyfriend? She...
She's got a boyfriend.
1476
00:57:43,798 --> 00:57:46,167
(laughing):
No, I don't have a boyfriend.
1477
00:57:46,334 --> 00:57:47,401
Girlfriend?
1478
00:57:47,568 --> 00:57:48,669
(snorts) No.
1479
00:57:48,836 --> 00:57:49,804
-She's got a girlfriend.
-(laughing)
1480
00:57:49,971 --> 00:57:51,739
I don't-- no, nothing like that.
1481
00:57:51,906 --> 00:57:54,141
Um, it's just,
my parents are out of town.
1482
00:57:54,308 --> 00:57:55,643
I have to watch
my little sister.
1483
00:57:55,810 --> 00:57:57,511
-Cassidy?
-Mm-hmm.
1484
00:57:57,678 --> 00:57:59,146
She'll be fine. I mean...
1485
00:57:59,313 --> 00:58:01,015
look at her.
1486
00:58:02,116 --> 00:58:03,818
Or we could just
take her with us.
1487
00:58:03,985 --> 00:58:06,420
(scoffs):
No, not...
1488
00:58:06,587 --> 00:58:09,991
No, I can't do that, Tommy.
My parents would kill me.
1489
00:58:12,460 --> 00:58:13,627
Hmm.
1490
00:58:14,628 --> 00:58:18,599
But you're not gonna stay
out there, right?
1491
00:58:20,368 --> 00:58:23,170
I don't know. Maybe.
1492
00:58:24,805 --> 00:58:27,041
All right, so then
you'll come back through?
1493
00:58:27,942 --> 00:58:29,677
Maybe.
1494
00:58:29,844 --> 00:58:31,312
CASSIDY:
Are you guys gonna kiss?
1495
00:58:31,479 --> 00:58:32,480
'Cause, I mean...
1496
00:58:32,646 --> 00:58:33,848
(Tommy laughs)
1497
00:58:35,783 --> 00:58:37,885
I don't know, are we?
1498
00:58:38,953 --> 00:58:40,654
Mm...
1499
00:58:41,989 --> 00:58:43,357
Maybe.
1500
00:58:43,524 --> 00:58:44,825
(Tommy chuckles)
1501
00:58:44,992 --> 00:58:47,161
If you come back.
1502
00:58:48,129 --> 00:58:50,364
Well, then,
I'm definitely coming back.
1503
00:58:50,531 --> 00:58:52,700
("Last Night on Earth"
by Green Day playing)
1504
00:58:59,807 --> 00:59:04,178
♪ I text a postcard
sent to you ♪
1505
00:59:04,345 --> 00:59:07,748
♪ Did it go through? ♪
1506
00:59:07,915 --> 00:59:13,654
♪ Sendin' all my love to you ♪
1507
00:59:16,057 --> 00:59:20,694
♪ You are the moonlight
of my life ♪
1508
00:59:20,861 --> 00:59:24,565
♪ Every night ♪
1509
00:59:24,732 --> 00:59:29,503
♪ Givin' all my love to you ♪
1510
00:59:31,906 --> 00:59:37,611
♪ My beatin' heart belongs
to you ♪
1511
00:59:40,014 --> 00:59:45,686
♪ I walked for miles
till I found you ♪
1512
00:59:48,089 --> 00:59:51,692
-♪ I'm here to honor you ♪
-CHAD: Sorry, guys.
1513
00:59:51,859 --> 00:59:56,697
♪ If I lose everything
in the fire ♪
1514
00:59:56,864 --> 01:00:01,302
♪ I'm sendin'
all my love to you. ♪
1515
01:00:05,873 --> 01:00:08,375
(sign buzzing)
1516
01:00:18,719 --> 01:00:21,755
-(sighs)
-(night bird hooting)
1517
01:00:24,225 --> 01:00:27,728
Yo, I need you guys to get up.
I need your help.
1518
01:00:27,895 --> 01:00:29,564
Huh? What happened?
1519
01:00:29,730 --> 01:00:31,499
I-I don't know,
I think I made a wrong turn.
1520
01:00:31,665 --> 01:00:33,134
Come on, get up.
1521
01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:35,102
Chad, come on.
1522
01:00:35,269 --> 01:00:37,104
Where the hell is Chad?
1523
01:00:37,271 --> 01:00:39,406
-Where the hell is Chad?
-Huh?
1524
01:00:39,574 --> 01:00:41,108
Where the hell is Chad?
He's, like, gone.
1525
01:00:41,275 --> 01:00:44,311
Oh, dude, he's just
in the front seat, probably.
1526
01:00:44,478 --> 01:00:46,413
No, he, like, disappeared.
1527
01:00:47,281 --> 01:00:48,849
-Fuck.
-(door closes)
1528
01:00:50,784 --> 01:00:52,353
What?
1529
01:00:56,257 --> 01:00:57,626
He quit.
1530
01:00:59,660 --> 01:01:00,961
He fucking quit.
1531
01:01:02,863 --> 01:01:05,166
Man, after everything
I did for him.
1532
01:01:05,332 --> 01:01:06,767
You know, he was
this close to becoming
1533
01:01:06,934 --> 01:01:08,469
such a great
rock and roll drummer.
1534
01:01:08,637 --> 01:01:12,673
Now he's just gonna be
another... another douchebag.
1535
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,942
FRED:
Okay, it's just,
he's not desperate,
1536
01:01:15,109 --> 01:01:16,810
Tommy, he's just not like us.
1537
01:01:16,977 --> 01:01:18,112
No, I know, Fred, it's just,
1538
01:01:18,279 --> 01:01:20,347
I never thought
he'd actually quit.
1539
01:01:22,816 --> 01:01:25,386
I mean, I'm actually hurt, man.
1540
01:01:25,554 --> 01:01:26,787
(sighs)
1541
01:01:35,630 --> 01:01:37,965
What are we gonna do now?
1542
01:01:39,568 --> 01:01:41,001
What can we do?
1543
01:01:41,168 --> 01:01:42,836
We'll just find a new drummer.
1544
01:01:43,871 --> 01:01:46,575
We can't find a new drummer.
The show is in two days.
1545
01:01:47,642 --> 01:01:48,809
(sighs)
1546
01:01:48,976 --> 01:01:51,045
We'll put up
really good flyers, man.
1547
01:01:51,212 --> 01:01:53,414
(smacks lips)
Hey, give me a break.
1548
01:01:53,582 --> 01:01:55,049
(sighs)
1549
01:02:00,254 --> 01:02:01,422
Where are you going?
1550
01:02:01,590 --> 01:02:03,390
To use the phone.
1551
01:02:04,559 --> 01:02:06,595
To make a flyer?
1552
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:08,597
Wait up.
1553
01:02:08,762 --> 01:02:10,364
Tommy.
1554
01:02:13,367 --> 01:02:15,903
Uh... hello?
1555
01:02:16,070 --> 01:02:17,938
Is anyone there?
1556
01:02:19,674 --> 01:02:21,208
There's a bell.
1557
01:02:23,177 --> 01:02:25,045
(rings)
1558
01:02:26,581 --> 01:02:28,583
What's that smell?
1559
01:02:28,749 --> 01:02:30,585
MAN (softly):
Think I'm gonna
fuck with these kids.
1560
01:02:30,751 --> 01:02:32,019
(normal volume):
Can I help you guys?
1561
01:02:32,186 --> 01:02:33,521
(door opens)
1562
01:02:34,455 --> 01:02:36,725
What can I do for you guys?
1563
01:02:36,890 --> 01:02:37,791
Uh, w-we're lost.
1564
01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:39,460
Can we use your phone?
1565
01:02:39,628 --> 01:02:40,595
My phone?
1566
01:02:40,761 --> 01:02:42,530
You guys don't have phones?
1567
01:02:42,697 --> 01:02:43,931
W-We lost ours.
1568
01:02:44,098 --> 01:02:45,734
Mm-hmm.
1569
01:02:51,972 --> 01:02:52,940
Where are you guys from?
1570
01:02:53,107 --> 01:02:57,211
-Kansas City.
-Kansas City.
1571
01:02:58,078 --> 01:02:59,913
I don't know it.
1572
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,115
Are you serious?
1573
01:03:01,282 --> 01:03:02,816
It's in Kansas, the state.
1574
01:03:02,983 --> 01:03:04,285
Yeah, I'm serious.
1575
01:03:04,451 --> 01:03:06,053
I don't know it.
1576
01:03:06,220 --> 01:03:08,922
I know some cities.
I know Fresno.
1577
01:03:09,089 --> 01:03:10,090
I know Mesquite.
1578
01:03:10,257 --> 01:03:12,092
I know Rancho Cucamonga.
1579
01:03:12,993 --> 01:03:14,061
That's three.
1580
01:03:14,228 --> 01:03:15,996
Yeah, um, cool.
1581
01:03:16,163 --> 01:03:17,398
We're gonna go. Thank you.
1582
01:03:17,565 --> 01:03:19,433
I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
1583
01:03:19,601 --> 01:03:21,235
It's not safe out there.
1584
01:03:21,402 --> 01:03:22,637
It gets very dark at night,
1585
01:03:22,803 --> 01:03:24,471
and strange things happen
in the dark.
1586
01:03:24,639 --> 01:03:27,474
If I were you, I'd just
shack up for the night,
1587
01:03:27,642 --> 01:03:29,511
get a nice, restful sleep,
1588
01:03:29,678 --> 01:03:32,781
wake up fresh in the morning,
brand-new start.
1589
01:03:32,946 --> 01:03:35,517
Yeah, well,
we can't afford it, man.
1590
01:03:37,184 --> 01:03:38,687
You can't afford $35?
1591
01:03:38,852 --> 01:03:40,988
We don't have $35.
1592
01:03:41,155 --> 01:03:43,490
Do you have $25?
1593
01:03:43,658 --> 01:03:44,793
No, um...
1594
01:03:44,992 --> 01:03:47,995
Actually... we do.
1595
01:03:48,162 --> 01:03:49,963
I stole Chad's card.
1596
01:03:50,130 --> 01:03:52,600
-Here you go.
-No, I didn't hear that.
1597
01:03:52,767 --> 01:03:54,968
All right, we doing $25 or $35?
1598
01:03:56,503 --> 01:03:57,672
Tw...
1599
01:03:58,673 --> 01:04:01,008
-$35.
-All right.
1600
01:04:01,175 --> 01:04:03,110
-Here we go.
-(scanner beeps)
1601
01:04:03,277 --> 01:04:05,346
Here's your card.
1602
01:04:07,816 --> 01:04:10,384
Welcome to the Lincoln Motel.
1603
01:04:15,690 --> 01:04:17,991
Just follow me.
1604
01:04:22,831 --> 01:04:24,965
Here we go.
1605
01:04:26,701 --> 01:04:31,004
You know, this motel was built
near three insane asylums.
1606
01:04:31,171 --> 01:04:32,172
(chuckles)
1607
01:04:32,339 --> 01:04:34,475
All within a few miles.
1608
01:04:34,642 --> 01:04:37,311
(chuckles)
The guards are the worst.
1609
01:04:37,478 --> 01:04:39,714
They just let everyone escape.
1610
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:44,184
There's one particularly
dangerous patient...
1611
01:04:45,252 --> 01:04:48,523
...who no one can seem
to find or see.
1612
01:04:48,690 --> 01:04:50,825
I think he likes it here.
(chuckles)
1613
01:04:50,991 --> 01:04:52,727
In fact, I know he does.
1614
01:04:53,695 --> 01:04:58,198
I know he likes it...
right here.
1615
01:04:58,365 --> 01:05:00,602
203. All right.
1616
01:05:00,769 --> 01:05:02,704
Here we go.
1617
01:05:02,871 --> 01:05:04,271
Come on in.
1618
01:05:07,941 --> 01:05:10,411
So this is your room that
you're gonna be staying in.
1619
01:05:10,578 --> 01:05:13,080
Don't go walking around the
grounds or anything like that.
1620
01:05:13,247 --> 01:05:14,415
That's the TV.
1621
01:05:14,582 --> 01:05:16,183
If you need to use it,
come and get me.
1622
01:05:16,350 --> 01:05:18,720
I will turn it on. Okay?
1623
01:05:19,621 --> 01:05:21,422
Uh, bed.
1624
01:05:22,389 --> 01:05:25,560
Um... bathroom.
1625
01:05:27,060 --> 01:05:28,863
Uh, the shower doesn't work
exactly right,
1626
01:05:29,029 --> 01:05:30,230
so if you need
to use the shower,
1627
01:05:30,397 --> 01:05:31,733
it's the same as the TV.
1628
01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:33,868
Just come and get me,
and I'll turn it on for you.
1629
01:05:34,034 --> 01:05:36,604
Uh... light.
1630
01:05:36,771 --> 01:05:39,239
(sighs) You know.
1631
01:05:39,406 --> 01:05:41,910
And, uh...
1632
01:05:42,075 --> 01:05:44,244
this closet is not
part of the room.
1633
01:05:44,411 --> 01:05:46,280
This is my property.
1634
01:05:46,447 --> 01:05:48,048
All right?
I keep my things in here.
1635
01:05:48,215 --> 01:05:49,584
Do not open it.
1636
01:05:49,751 --> 01:05:50,752
Do you understand?
1637
01:05:50,919 --> 01:05:52,386
Okay? This is my closet.
1638
01:05:52,554 --> 01:05:53,822
You're renting the rest of this.
1639
01:05:53,987 --> 01:05:56,658
That's you, this is me.
1640
01:05:56,825 --> 01:05:58,158
Don't even attempt it.
1641
01:05:58,325 --> 01:06:00,294
Excuse me.
1642
01:06:00,461 --> 01:06:02,831
I'm gonna leave your key here.
1643
01:06:02,996 --> 01:06:04,398
And, uh, get some sleep.
1644
01:06:04,566 --> 01:06:06,601
TOMMY:
Yeah, um, sorry,
I just have one question.
1645
01:06:06,768 --> 01:06:09,002
Does that phone work?
1646
01:06:09,169 --> 01:06:10,805
No.
1647
01:06:12,239 --> 01:06:14,341
Don't wake up Sleepy.
1648
01:06:21,583 --> 01:06:23,818
Who's Sleepy?
1649
01:06:28,923 --> 01:06:30,758
(bed creaks)
1650
01:06:34,829 --> 01:06:36,463
So what's the plan?
1651
01:06:39,801 --> 01:06:42,369
We still gonna go to L.A.?
1652
01:06:56,450 --> 01:06:57,886
What the fuck?!
1653
01:06:58,051 --> 01:06:59,521
What? I'm talking to you.
1654
01:06:59,687 --> 01:07:01,321
I mean, can you not see me
again?
1655
01:07:01,488 --> 01:07:03,390
We don't have
a fucking drummer, Fred.
1656
01:07:03,558 --> 01:07:05,793
So we just gonna give up?
1657
01:07:07,361 --> 01:07:09,697
Why is it up to me?
1658
01:07:09,864 --> 01:07:12,132
You just always know what to do.
1659
01:07:12,299 --> 01:07:16,638
Yeah, well... I don't, so,
yeah, I guess we're giving up.
1660
01:07:20,173 --> 01:07:22,810
But... but what about
all that stuff
1661
01:07:22,977 --> 01:07:25,580
that you said
about Dee Dee Ramone?
1662
01:07:25,747 --> 01:07:27,347
No, you said all that stuff.
1663
01:07:27,515 --> 01:07:28,750
You gave me a big pep talk
1664
01:07:28,917 --> 01:07:30,217
because you said...
he was a legend,
1665
01:07:30,384 --> 01:07:31,519
you said that he was brave
1666
01:07:31,686 --> 01:07:34,054
because he-he believed
in himself
1667
01:07:34,221 --> 01:07:36,724
and that, mainly,
he didn't give up, man.
1668
01:07:37,859 --> 01:07:39,594
I didn't say any of that.
1669
01:07:40,595 --> 01:07:42,496
Well, that's what I got from it.
1670
01:07:42,664 --> 01:07:44,064
(exhales)
1671
01:07:44,231 --> 01:07:46,199
I was bullshitting, man.
1672
01:07:46,366 --> 01:07:47,936
All right, it's like
when I was a kid.
1673
01:07:48,101 --> 01:07:51,873
My dad-- he used to,
he used to hype us up,
1674
01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:53,575
you know, tell me
about the dreams he had for us
1675
01:07:53,741 --> 01:07:57,177
and moving to a new school,
to a new neighborhood and...
1676
01:07:57,344 --> 01:07:59,581
all that hopeful shit.
1677
01:08:01,683 --> 01:08:03,116
Okay, those were pipe dreams.
1678
01:08:04,084 --> 01:08:06,554
Man, he died on a cot
in our living room.
1679
01:08:11,091 --> 01:08:12,961
Dude, take it easy.
1680
01:08:17,765 --> 01:08:19,199
Okay.
1681
01:08:19,366 --> 01:08:20,434
All right.
1682
01:08:20,602 --> 01:08:22,302
If we're gonna throw
a pity party,
1683
01:08:22,469 --> 01:08:24,739
I'm gonna bring a fucking clown.
1684
01:08:25,707 --> 01:08:26,808
Not the fucking puppet, please.
1685
01:08:26,975 --> 01:08:28,876
Yeah, the puppet, please.
1686
01:08:29,043 --> 01:08:31,045
"Uh, hey, uh,
what's the difference
1687
01:08:31,211 --> 01:08:34,716
"between, uh, Tommy's attitude
and a bucket of shit?
1688
01:08:34,882 --> 01:08:36,050
The bucket."
1689
01:08:36,216 --> 01:08:38,352
"Hey, uh, knock knock."
1690
01:08:38,519 --> 01:08:40,420
I said, "Knock knock." Do you
know how these jokes work?
1691
01:08:40,588 --> 01:08:41,923
Stop with the fucking
kid shit, man!
1692
01:08:42,090 --> 01:08:43,290
Hey, you're like a little kid.
1693
01:08:43,457 --> 01:08:45,325
"Tommy, when's this?
Tommy, when's that?"
1694
01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:47,929
Screw you, man, all right?
1695
01:08:48,096 --> 01:08:49,496
You're fucking selfish.
1696
01:08:49,664 --> 01:08:50,932
Worst friend I've ever had.
1697
01:08:51,099 --> 01:08:52,934
Yeah, I'm the only friend
you've ever had.
1698
01:08:53,101 --> 01:08:55,036
I wish you never taught me
how to play bass.
1699
01:08:55,202 --> 01:08:57,005
I wish we never started a band.
1700
01:08:57,170 --> 01:09:00,575
Well, that's really good for you
because I fucking quit the band.
1701
01:09:00,742 --> 01:09:03,243
-Oh, yeah? You quit?
-Yeah! Yeah, I do!
1702
01:09:03,410 --> 01:09:04,646
I fucking quit, all right?!
1703
01:09:04,812 --> 01:09:06,814
So, um, say bye to Gravy
1704
01:09:06,981 --> 01:09:08,482
'cause you're never talking
to him again,
1705
01:09:08,650 --> 01:09:11,451
and tell me where my fucking
sunglasses are, Tommy.
1706
01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:13,621
("Brain Stew" by Green Day
playing)
1707
01:09:13,788 --> 01:09:14,922
What the fuck is this?!
1708
01:09:15,089 --> 01:09:17,025
What the fuck?
Is that someone's head?
1709
01:09:17,190 --> 01:09:19,426
(knocking on door)
1710
01:09:19,594 --> 01:09:21,796
(song pauses)
1711
01:09:21,963 --> 01:09:24,098
(knocking continues)
1712
01:09:32,472 --> 01:09:34,709
-I said don't wake up Sleepy!
-(Tommy and Fred screaming)
1713
01:09:34,876 --> 01:09:36,544
FRED:
Go, go, go, go,
he's a serial killer.
1714
01:09:36,711 --> 01:09:39,147
Oh, God! It was a head,
it was a head, it was a head,
1715
01:09:39,312 --> 01:09:40,915
it was a fucking--
it was a head, it was a head.
1716
01:09:42,016 --> 01:09:44,152
-Go, go, go, go, drive!
-Hey, I'm going!
1717
01:09:45,053 --> 01:09:48,723
♪ My mind is set
on overdrive... ♪
1718
01:09:49,657 --> 01:09:52,593
Thank you for visiting
the Lincoln Motel.
1719
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:54,996
♪ In my face ♪
1720
01:09:56,898 --> 01:09:59,067
♪ A crooked spine ♪
1721
01:10:00,034 --> 01:10:03,236
♪ My senses dulled ♪
1722
01:10:03,403 --> 01:10:07,642
♪ Past the point of delirium ♪
1723
01:10:07,809 --> 01:10:10,011
♪ On my own, here we go. ♪
1724
01:10:19,887 --> 01:10:21,189
WAITRESS:
Anything for you?
1725
01:10:21,354 --> 01:10:23,591
TOMMY:
Uh, no, thank you.
I'll just eat his.
1726
01:10:23,758 --> 01:10:25,827
FRED:
No, you won't.
1727
01:10:25,993 --> 01:10:27,260
(laughs softly)
1728
01:10:28,228 --> 01:10:30,330
Can I have a piece of bacon?
1729
01:10:31,498 --> 01:10:32,533
Okay.
1730
01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:34,102
I'm all out.
1731
01:10:37,071 --> 01:10:38,338
Okay, look, I'm sorry.
1732
01:10:38,506 --> 01:10:41,642
I was tired, I was frustrated.
1733
01:10:43,678 --> 01:10:44,879
I'm sorry.
1734
01:10:55,857 --> 01:10:58,325
"What did the leper say
to the prostitute?
1735
01:10:58,492 --> 01:11:00,427
Keep the tip."
1736
01:11:02,262 --> 01:11:03,698
(sighs)
1737
01:11:03,865 --> 01:11:05,700
"I went to the doctor
to get an exam.
1738
01:11:05,867 --> 01:11:08,301
"He told me
I need to stop masturbating.
1739
01:11:08,468 --> 01:11:09,804
"I said, 'Why, Doc?'
1740
01:11:09,971 --> 01:11:12,439
He said, ''Cause I'm trying
to examine you.'"
1741
01:11:13,306 --> 01:11:15,643
You laughed, bitch.
1742
01:11:22,917 --> 01:11:24,484
I'm not a little kid, man.
1743
01:11:24,652 --> 01:11:26,319
All right? I was just asking
1744
01:11:26,486 --> 01:11:28,923
because I thought
we were a team.
1745
01:11:29,090 --> 01:11:30,423
We are a team.
1746
01:11:30,591 --> 01:11:33,161
Well, teammates ask each other
questions, okay,
1747
01:11:33,326 --> 01:11:35,395
like what's the plan, teammate?
1748
01:11:35,563 --> 01:11:36,998
Where are we going now,
teammate?
1749
01:11:37,165 --> 01:11:40,400
Yeah, oh,
who is our drummer, teammate?
1750
01:11:40,568 --> 01:11:42,236
I'm sorry.
1751
01:11:42,402 --> 01:11:43,971
Now, what do you need?
1752
01:11:46,439 --> 01:11:47,975
I need you to take back
that stuff
1753
01:11:48,142 --> 01:11:49,309
about me being a little kid.
1754
01:11:49,476 --> 01:11:51,245
You know I'm sensitive
about that.
1755
01:11:51,411 --> 01:11:52,747
I know.
1756
01:11:53,681 --> 01:11:55,283
And I take it back.
1757
01:11:55,448 --> 01:11:56,784
What else?
1758
01:11:56,951 --> 01:11:58,485
I need us to go to L.A.
like we talked about.
1759
01:11:58,653 --> 01:12:00,154
Deal.
1760
01:12:01,289 --> 01:12:02,489
Anything else?
1761
01:12:03,423 --> 01:12:04,826
I need to dine and dash.
1762
01:12:04,992 --> 01:12:06,794
(snickers) Why?
1763
01:12:06,961 --> 01:12:10,164
Because I've never done it,
you've never done it.
1764
01:12:10,330 --> 01:12:11,599
We're in a punk band
1765
01:12:11,766 --> 01:12:13,668
and we're opening up
for fucking Green Day.
1766
01:12:13,835 --> 01:12:15,736
All right.
1767
01:12:15,903 --> 01:12:18,039
But don't, like, dash.
1768
01:12:18,206 --> 01:12:19,874
You know, be normal.
1769
01:12:22,342 --> 01:12:24,679
(Fred giggling)
1770
01:12:24,846 --> 01:12:27,380
"Eat my shorts!" (giggling)
1771
01:12:29,449 --> 01:12:31,219
It's actually surprisingly easy.
1772
01:12:32,352 --> 01:12:35,089
-(electronic chirping sound)
-(both laughing)
1773
01:12:36,224 --> 01:12:37,625
(sighs)
1774
01:12:39,026 --> 01:12:40,360
What's that noise?
1775
01:12:40,528 --> 01:12:42,029
Oh, it's crickets.
1776
01:12:42,196 --> 01:12:43,363
Whatever.
1777
01:12:43,531 --> 01:12:46,033
(engine not turning over)
1778
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:48,169
What the fuck?
It's not starting.
1779
01:12:49,303 --> 01:12:51,005
(panting)
1780
01:12:51,172 --> 01:12:52,673
(chirping sound continues)
1781
01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:54,008
What the fuck?
1782
01:12:54,175 --> 01:12:55,643
Did you put diesel in it again?
1783
01:12:55,810 --> 01:12:57,178
No.
1784
01:12:57,345 --> 01:12:58,746
Okay, at the gas station,
what'd you put in it?
1785
01:12:58,913 --> 01:13:00,214
No, I didn't go near the pump.
1786
01:13:00,380 --> 01:13:02,049
Then what'd you put in it?
1787
01:13:02,216 --> 01:13:05,485
Nothing. I didn't know what to
put in there, so I put nothing.
1788
01:13:05,653 --> 01:13:07,521
So we have no fucking gas?
1789
01:13:07,688 --> 01:13:10,324
(horn honking)
1790
01:13:12,326 --> 01:13:14,528
Yo, is that Chad's mom?
1791
01:13:14,695 --> 01:13:17,265
DEB:
Yes, I knew I'd find you!
1792
01:13:17,430 --> 01:13:18,799
Ha ha!
1793
01:13:19,734 --> 01:13:23,403
I knew I'd find you! Yes!
1794
01:13:23,571 --> 01:13:25,172
(whooping)
1795
01:13:25,339 --> 01:13:26,439
Yes!
1796
01:13:26,607 --> 01:13:27,675
Mom of the year.
1797
01:13:27,842 --> 01:13:30,111
Yes, I knew I'd find you!
1798
01:13:30,278 --> 01:13:32,179
Match point for Debs.
1799
01:13:32,346 --> 01:13:33,915
-Chad's mom is fucking crazy.
-Match point for Debs.
1800
01:13:34,081 --> 01:13:35,683
-Yeah.
-AirTag, baby.
1801
01:13:35,850 --> 01:13:38,686
I snuck an AirTag
in Chad's drum kit.
1802
01:13:38,853 --> 01:13:40,288
-Ha ha.
-(pounds on hood)
1803
01:13:40,453 --> 01:13:43,257
Chad, get out here!
1804
01:13:44,959 --> 01:13:47,595
Okay, baby, it's time.
1805
01:13:47,762 --> 01:13:49,764
Read them your statement.
1806
01:13:51,165 --> 01:13:53,801
FRED:
Yeah, baby, read us
your statement.
1807
01:13:56,304 --> 01:13:57,571
I, um...
1808
01:13:58,806 --> 01:14:01,642
I wrote it down
so I wouldn't forget.
1809
01:14:01,809 --> 01:14:03,544
(clears throat)
1810
01:14:04,412 --> 01:14:07,982
Yo, bitches, it's me, Chad.
1811
01:14:09,050 --> 01:14:11,252
Guys, I'm resigning
from the band
1812
01:14:11,419 --> 01:14:13,688
and I'm really sorry.
1813
01:14:13,854 --> 01:14:16,456
The truth is,
as much as I want to be,
1814
01:14:16,624 --> 01:14:18,592
I'm not punk rock like you guys.
1815
01:14:18,759 --> 01:14:20,561
I constantly overthink things
1816
01:14:20,728 --> 01:14:22,495
and I don't know
how to be impulsive.
1817
01:14:22,663 --> 01:14:24,732
-Hey, what the fuck is that?
-Wait, hold on, there's more.
1818
01:14:24,899 --> 01:14:25,967
No, we're not done.
1819
01:14:26,133 --> 01:14:27,802
What are you talking about?
1820
01:14:27,969 --> 01:14:28,903
I mean, we can still do this.
1821
01:14:29,070 --> 01:14:31,471
DEB:
Okay.
1822
01:14:31,639 --> 01:14:33,407
I want a photo.
1823
01:14:33,574 --> 01:14:36,911
Need some photographic evidence
for...
1824
01:14:37,078 --> 01:14:40,147
for Jodi and Fred's mom.
1825
01:14:40,314 --> 01:14:41,816
-(camera clicks)
-TOMMY: Wait, Mrs. Sweeney,
1826
01:14:41,983 --> 01:14:44,251
can you please take us to L.A.?
1827
01:14:45,419 --> 01:14:46,754
Please.
1828
01:14:46,921 --> 01:14:48,488
-What? Get up.
-Mrs. Sweeney, I'm begging you.
1829
01:14:48,656 --> 01:14:50,157
-This is all that I ask.
-Tommy, get up right now.
1830
01:14:50,324 --> 01:14:51,826
Deborah, please.
1831
01:14:51,993 --> 01:14:53,461
-Don't call me Deborah, Fred.
-Please, Deb...
-Please.
1832
01:14:53,627 --> 01:14:54,962
-Mrs. Debbie.
-Mrs. Sweeney, we're so close.
1833
01:14:55,129 --> 01:14:56,097
-This is ridiculous.
-Mom...
-Debbie...
1834
01:14:56,263 --> 01:14:57,965
Chad, get up right now!
1835
01:15:01,268 --> 01:15:03,871
(Deb sighing sharply)
1836
01:15:04,038 --> 01:15:06,507
It was cute for a second.
1837
01:15:06,674 --> 01:15:08,876
It's not cute now, okay?
1838
01:15:09,043 --> 01:15:10,211
It's over.
1839
01:15:10,378 --> 01:15:11,846
We're going home.
1840
01:15:12,013 --> 01:15:14,515
("Wake Me Up When September
Ends" by Green Day playing)
1841
01:15:20,287 --> 01:15:25,126
♪ Summer has come and passed ♪
1842
01:15:25,292 --> 01:15:29,964
♪ The innocent can never last ♪
1843
01:15:30,131 --> 01:15:36,737
♪ Wake me up
when September ends ♪
1844
01:15:39,140 --> 01:15:43,811
♪ Like my father's come
to pass ♪
1845
01:15:43,978 --> 01:15:47,581
♪ Seven years has gone so fast ♪
1846
01:15:47,748 --> 01:15:50,418
♪ Wake me up ♪
1847
01:15:50,584 --> 01:15:54,822
♪ When September ends ♪
1848
01:15:57,258 --> 01:16:01,829
♪ Here comes the rain again ♪
1849
01:16:01,996 --> 01:16:05,766
♪ Falling from the stars ♪
1850
01:16:06,734 --> 01:16:10,604
♪ Drenched in my pain again ♪
1851
01:16:10,771 --> 01:16:15,042
♪ Becoming who we are ♪
1852
01:16:15,910 --> 01:16:19,780
♪ As my memory rests ♪
1853
01:16:19,947 --> 01:16:24,685
♪ But never forgets
what I lost ♪
1854
01:16:24,852 --> 01:16:26,921
♪ Wake me up ♪
1855
01:16:27,088 --> 01:16:31,392
♪ When September ends ♪
1856
01:16:48,042 --> 01:16:51,712
♪ Summer has come and passed ♪
1857
01:16:51,879 --> 01:16:56,650
♪ The innocent can never last ♪
1858
01:16:56,817 --> 01:16:58,419
♪ Wake me up ♪
1859
01:16:58,587 --> 01:17:03,624
♪ When September ends ♪
1860
01:17:06,060 --> 01:17:10,831
♪ Here comes the rain again ♪
1861
01:17:10,998 --> 01:17:14,301
♪ Falling from the stars ♪
1862
01:17:15,402 --> 01:17:18,973
♪ Drenched in my pain again ♪
1863
01:17:19,140 --> 01:17:23,512
♪ Becoming who we are ♪
1864
01:17:24,579 --> 01:17:28,315
♪ As my memory rests ♪
1865
01:17:28,482 --> 01:17:33,320
♪ But never forgets
what I lost ♪
1866
01:17:33,487 --> 01:17:39,493
♪ Wake me up
when September ends ♪
1867
01:17:45,699 --> 01:17:47,968
♪ ♪
1868
01:18:06,387 --> 01:18:08,523
♪ ♪
1869
01:18:16,665 --> 01:18:21,135
♪ Summer has come and passed ♪
1870
01:18:21,302 --> 01:18:25,873
♪ The innocent can never last ♪
1871
01:18:26,040 --> 01:18:28,209
♪ Wake me up ♪
1872
01:18:28,375 --> 01:18:33,414
♪ When September ends. ♪
1873
01:18:39,253 --> 01:18:40,754
SECURITY GUARD:
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
1874
01:18:40,921 --> 01:18:42,657
Hey, roll your window down.
1875
01:18:42,823 --> 01:18:44,659
You can't park here.
1876
01:18:44,825 --> 01:18:46,860
-We're Analog Dogs.
-Yeah, we're the opening band.
1877
01:18:47,027 --> 01:18:48,229
What?
1878
01:18:48,395 --> 01:18:49,698
What, you're
an air-conditioning company?
1879
01:18:49,863 --> 01:18:51,265
No, we're Analog Dogs.
1880
01:18:51,432 --> 01:18:53,234
Okay, look, this is a concert,
it's not a dog show.
1881
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:54,536
Yeah, we're not a dog show.
1882
01:18:54,703 --> 01:18:56,003
Yeah, music, dude.
1883
01:18:56,170 --> 01:18:57,338
-Like... (imitates drumbeat)
-Okay, hey, hey,
1884
01:18:57,504 --> 01:18:58,540
I don't know
what you're talking about.
1885
01:18:58,707 --> 01:18:59,740
Park right here.
1886
01:18:59,907 --> 01:19:01,008
Go over to the other side.
1887
01:19:01,175 --> 01:19:02,776
Talk to Otis.
1888
01:19:02,943 --> 01:19:04,378
FRED:
Sick.
1889
01:19:04,546 --> 01:19:07,248
("Walking Contradiction"
by Green Day playing)
1890
01:19:09,684 --> 01:19:11,885
♪ Do as I say, not as I do ♪
1891
01:19:12,052 --> 01:19:14,888
♪ Because the shit's so deep,
you can't run away ♪
1892
01:19:15,055 --> 01:19:18,792
♪ I beg to differ
on the contrary ♪
1893
01:19:18,959 --> 01:19:21,862
♪ Agree with every word
that you say ♪
1894
01:19:22,029 --> 01:19:24,566
♪ Talk is cheap
and lies are expensive ♪
1895
01:19:24,733 --> 01:19:25,899
♪ My wallet... ♪
1896
01:19:26,066 --> 01:19:27,301
Whoa-whoa-whoa-
whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.
1897
01:19:27,468 --> 01:19:29,403
This entrance is
for artists only, boys.
1898
01:19:29,571 --> 01:19:31,305
Okay, are you Otis?
1899
01:19:31,472 --> 01:19:32,641
The guy over there said
to talk to you.
1900
01:19:32,806 --> 01:19:33,907
Who are you?
1901
01:19:34,074 --> 01:19:35,476
We're Analog Dogs.
1902
01:19:35,644 --> 01:19:37,646
I'm sorry, you're who?
1903
01:19:37,811 --> 01:19:38,979
FRED:
Analog Dogs.
1904
01:19:39,146 --> 01:19:40,381
We're the opening band.
1905
01:19:40,548 --> 01:19:42,449
Um, what the fuck
are you talking about?
1906
01:19:42,617 --> 01:19:44,285
Okay, look, I don't know
if anyone told you,
1907
01:19:44,451 --> 01:19:46,287
but Tré Cool asked us to come
here and open for them tonight.
1908
01:19:46,453 --> 01:19:48,088
-He listened to our demo
and loved it.
-FRED: Yeah,
1909
01:19:48,255 --> 01:19:51,158
we're on the list under
Analog Dogs, man, D-O-G-S.
1910
01:19:51,325 --> 01:19:52,560
Oh, here it is, it's under...
1911
01:19:52,727 --> 01:19:55,129
Do you think
I was born yesterday?
1912
01:19:55,296 --> 01:19:57,565
No, you look older than that.
1913
01:19:58,499 --> 01:20:00,301
Tré Cool did not call you guys.
1914
01:20:00,467 --> 01:20:01,569
Yeah, he did.
1915
01:20:01,736 --> 01:20:02,771
(mocking):
"Yeah, he did."
1916
01:20:02,936 --> 01:20:04,138
Puberty is so hard.
1917
01:20:04,305 --> 01:20:05,507
Okay, look,
I know what the problem is.
1918
01:20:05,674 --> 01:20:06,907
Okay, we're probably
under Anal Dogs.
1919
01:20:07,074 --> 01:20:08,309
Are you listening to me?
1920
01:20:08,475 --> 01:20:10,010
Are you listening to us?
1921
01:20:10,177 --> 01:20:12,246
Okay, we need to do sound check.
1922
01:20:12,413 --> 01:20:15,015
-Okay, fuck this. Move.
-Hold on a minute. Okay.
1923
01:20:15,182 --> 01:20:16,984
Tré Cool is in there.
Tell him we're out there.
1924
01:20:17,151 --> 01:20:18,986
-He knows we're coming.
-Get out of here, man!
1925
01:20:19,153 --> 01:20:20,755
-FRED: Fucking horseshit!
-Next!
1926
01:20:20,921 --> 01:20:22,856
CHAD:
I'm sorry, man. I-I really
don't want to say it,
1927
01:20:23,023 --> 01:20:24,858
-but I told you so.
-Shut up. Shut up.
It's okay. It's...
1928
01:20:25,025 --> 01:20:26,460
It's a misunderstanding.
We'll figure it out.
1929
01:20:26,628 --> 01:20:28,128
Hey. I'm, uh, here
to drop this off for Green Day.
1930
01:20:28,295 --> 01:20:30,097
-Oh, did the blood come out?
-Yeah.
1931
01:20:30,264 --> 01:20:32,433
Okay, you got to go to
the other backstage entrance.
1932
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:34,435
It's on the other side.
Just hug the wall, brah.
1933
01:20:34,602 --> 01:20:35,969
-Thanks.
-Okay.
1934
01:20:36,136 --> 01:20:37,605
Okay.
1935
01:20:39,541 --> 01:20:40,675
I got an idea.
1936
01:20:43,043 --> 01:20:44,945
Where are you going?
1937
01:20:45,112 --> 01:20:47,047
Tommy.
1938
01:20:47,214 --> 01:20:48,882
Uh, excuse me.
Is this the bunny suit?
1939
01:20:49,049 --> 01:20:50,685
-Uh, yeah, yeah.
-Oh, okay. Is the blood out?
1940
01:20:50,851 --> 01:20:52,520
-Yeah.
-Amazing.
Okay, we'll take that.
1941
01:20:52,687 --> 01:20:53,987
-Oh. Hey, he actually...
-Thank you so much.
1942
01:20:54,154 --> 01:20:55,690
-He told me to take it back--
-Oh, that guy?
1943
01:20:55,856 --> 01:20:57,525
He doesn't know anything.
Yeah, no, uh, we need it
1944
01:20:57,692 --> 01:20:59,293
for something over here,
so you did a great job.
1945
01:20:59,460 --> 01:21:01,629
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
1946
01:21:01,796 --> 01:21:02,996
Fred, put this on.
1947
01:21:03,163 --> 01:21:04,898
And, you,
put on that bunny suit.
1948
01:21:05,065 --> 01:21:06,367
Aah! Chadsky!
1949
01:21:06,534 --> 01:21:08,737
("Corvette Summer"
by Green Day playing)
1950
01:21:13,340 --> 01:21:14,743
♪ Get around ♪
1951
01:21:14,908 --> 01:21:16,343
♪ I can get around ♪
1952
01:21:16,511 --> 01:21:19,313
♪ Fuck it up
on my rock and roll ♪
1953
01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:20,849
♪ Here we go now ♪
1954
01:21:21,014 --> 01:21:22,349
♪ Get around ♪
1955
01:21:22,517 --> 01:21:24,151
♪ I can get around ♪
1956
01:21:24,318 --> 01:21:26,186
♪ Drop a bomb on my rock and-- ♪
1957
01:21:26,353 --> 01:21:27,722
WOMAN:
Bunny.
1958
01:21:27,888 --> 01:21:29,056
Bunny. Hey. Bunny.
1959
01:21:29,223 --> 01:21:30,157
-Bunny.
-Chad.
1960
01:21:30,324 --> 01:21:31,826
-Chad.
-Bunny.
1961
01:21:31,992 --> 01:21:33,595
Here are the tickets
for the giveaway.
1962
01:21:33,762 --> 01:21:35,329
Let's find someone
who doesn't have tickets
1963
01:21:35,496 --> 01:21:37,231
and make their day.
1964
01:21:37,398 --> 01:21:39,099
CHAD:
Tommy, tickets.
1965
01:21:39,266 --> 01:21:40,702
-Very funny. (chuckles)
-(chuckles)
1966
01:21:40,869 --> 01:21:42,903
Someone outside.
1967
01:21:43,070 --> 01:21:44,104
Aw, come on.
1968
01:21:44,271 --> 01:21:45,573
CHAD:
Wait, where are we doing?
1969
01:21:45,740 --> 01:21:46,674
-Good luck, Chad.
-Tommy, help!
-Later.
1970
01:21:46,841 --> 01:21:48,108
Okay, um...
1971
01:21:48,275 --> 01:21:49,711
Let's find Tré Cool.
1972
01:21:49,878 --> 01:21:51,679
Yeah. Tré Cool.
1973
01:21:51,846 --> 01:21:53,414
♪ ♪
1974
01:21:53,581 --> 01:21:54,582
That's fucking Blue.
1975
01:21:54,749 --> 01:21:55,717
TOMMY:
Hey.
1976
01:21:55,884 --> 01:21:57,284
-Fred.
-Dude.
1977
01:21:57,451 --> 01:21:59,920
Fucking Blue.
1978
01:22:00,087 --> 01:22:01,523
(sighs)
1979
01:22:04,793 --> 01:22:06,895
(indistinct chatter)
1980
01:22:33,053 --> 01:22:34,556
(knocking)
1981
01:22:35,757 --> 01:22:37,991
Uh... (stammers) Tré Cool?
1982
01:22:46,066 --> 01:22:48,235
-CHAD: Oh, hi.
-All right,
bunny coming through!
1983
01:22:48,402 --> 01:22:49,637
-(fans cheering)
-CHAD: Hi.
1984
01:22:49,804 --> 01:22:51,906
-'Scuse us. Thank you.
-(excited chatter)
1985
01:22:52,072 --> 01:22:53,440
-Thank you. Yes.
-CHAD: This is fun.
1986
01:22:53,608 --> 01:22:55,409
-Hi, everybody. Hey.
-(cheering)
1987
01:22:55,577 --> 01:22:57,010
High five.
1988
01:22:57,177 --> 01:22:59,446
Out of our way, please.
Thank you.
1989
01:22:59,614 --> 01:23:00,615
(playing guitar)
1990
01:23:00,782 --> 01:23:02,249
Hey. What are you doing?
1991
01:23:02,416 --> 01:23:03,785
Give me that.
1992
01:23:03,952 --> 01:23:05,520
(stammers) I'm sorry.
I'm so, so sorry.
1993
01:23:05,687 --> 01:23:07,421
-Get out of here.
-Yeah.
1994
01:23:09,323 --> 01:23:11,759
(cheering, whooping)
1995
01:23:18,465 --> 01:23:20,100
OTIS:
'Sup, Tony?
1996
01:23:20,267 --> 01:23:21,335
Hey!
1997
01:23:22,302 --> 01:23:24,104
Okay.
Look, um, I swear I'm just--
1998
01:23:24,271 --> 01:23:26,006
-Come here! (muttering)
-(groans)
1999
01:23:26,173 --> 01:23:27,642
Take this hat off, man!
2000
01:23:27,809 --> 01:23:29,677
Okay, look, I'm so sorry.
I was just looking
2001
01:23:29,844 --> 01:23:31,513
-for Tré Cool--
-What'd I tell you, man?!
2002
01:23:39,386 --> 01:23:40,889
(lively chatter)
2003
01:23:41,054 --> 01:23:42,557
-Yo, where do I put this?
-Just put it there.
2004
01:23:42,724 --> 01:23:44,458
No one's gonna take that shit.
2005
01:23:47,996 --> 01:23:49,564
See Tommy?
2006
01:23:49,731 --> 01:23:51,866
No, but these California people
are weirding me out, dude.
2007
01:23:52,032 --> 01:23:53,467
Okay, whatever, man.
We need to find Tommy.
2008
01:23:53,635 --> 01:23:54,669
Tommy boy!
2009
01:23:54,836 --> 01:23:56,236
-Tommy!
-Come here, boy!
2010
01:23:56,403 --> 01:23:58,238
Let's see that sign.
Hold it up nice and big.
2011
01:23:58,405 --> 01:24:00,374
Flip it around. Upside down.
2012
01:24:00,542 --> 01:24:02,510
Awesome.
Do a little hop-- dance.
2013
01:24:02,677 --> 01:24:04,012
Perfect. Who needs tickets?
2014
01:24:04,177 --> 01:24:05,412
-Who?
-KEITH: No way, no way.
2015
01:24:05,580 --> 01:24:06,748
-What? No way.
-Tickets, tickets.
2016
01:24:06,915 --> 01:24:08,550
-Yeah, we do, we do.
-Free tickets.
2017
01:24:08,716 --> 01:24:10,317
-It's your lucky day.
-What?
2018
01:24:10,484 --> 01:24:11,653
-Fucking oh, shit.
-Congratulations.
2019
01:24:11,819 --> 01:24:13,420
You're going to see
Green Day tonight.
2020
01:24:13,588 --> 01:24:14,822
-Enjoy the show.
-No way!
2021
01:24:14,989 --> 01:24:16,490
There's no way we got tickets
to Green Day.
2022
01:24:16,658 --> 01:24:18,826
Yo-- wait, wait.
Wh-What about Tommy?
2023
01:24:18,993 --> 01:24:20,360
Hey, screw that.
Let's get in line.
2024
01:24:20,528 --> 01:24:22,062
What are you talking about?
2025
01:24:22,229 --> 01:24:23,898
These are on the floor!
2026
01:24:24,064 --> 01:24:25,700
-What'd I say?
-All right, chill out.
2027
01:24:25,867 --> 01:24:28,002
The next time I catch you,
I'm gonna put you in a kimura.
2028
01:24:28,168 --> 01:24:29,403
-Huh?
-What the fuck is that?
2029
01:24:29,571 --> 01:24:31,940
Brazilian jiujitsu, man.
2030
01:24:32,907 --> 01:24:35,342
Get this punk bastard out.
Get out of here, man!
2031
01:24:35,510 --> 01:24:37,377
-(grunts)
-Give me that jacket.
2032
01:24:37,545 --> 01:24:39,681
Give me that jacket.
Give me that jacket.
2033
01:24:39,847 --> 01:24:41,214
I want it.
2034
01:24:41,381 --> 01:24:42,550
(panting)
2035
01:24:42,717 --> 01:24:44,451
Don't come back. Hey.
2036
01:24:44,619 --> 01:24:46,721
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
2037
01:24:46,888 --> 01:24:48,623
Okay, you got to let me
in there. My band's in there.
2038
01:24:48,790 --> 01:24:50,858
Nope. No ticket,
you can't get inside.
2039
01:24:51,025 --> 01:24:52,927
♪ Sharif don't like it ♪
2040
01:24:53,093 --> 01:24:54,729
("Rock the Casbah" by The Clash
playing)
2041
01:24:54,896 --> 01:24:57,197
♪ Rocking the Casbah... ♪
2042
01:24:57,364 --> 01:24:58,766
I have the bunny.
We're coming right now.
2043
01:24:58,933 --> 01:25:00,068
CHAD:
Ooh. Ooh.
2044
01:25:00,233 --> 01:25:02,036
They're about to start. Come on.
2045
01:25:02,202 --> 01:25:03,638
CHAD:
(stammers) What?
2046
01:25:03,805 --> 01:25:05,640
Oh, Tré Cool.
2047
01:25:06,541 --> 01:25:07,575
(shouts)
2048
01:25:07,742 --> 01:25:09,142
Dude, where have you been?
2049
01:25:09,309 --> 01:25:10,778
-It's about to start.
-Yeah, I fucking know, man.
2050
01:25:10,945 --> 01:25:12,279
We got in the wrong
goddamn line.
2051
01:25:12,446 --> 01:25:13,815
This shit's moving so slow.
2052
01:25:13,982 --> 01:25:15,917
I'm gonna freak out
if we miss any of the show.
2053
01:25:16,084 --> 01:25:17,284
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
2054
01:25:17,451 --> 01:25:18,920
Dude, dude, dude,
I think that's Tommy.
2055
01:25:19,087 --> 01:25:20,955
(laughing):
Yo. He looks so upset.
2056
01:25:21,121 --> 01:25:23,091
-I bet he's crying.
-Fuck you, Keith.
2057
01:25:23,256 --> 01:25:24,559
-What?
-That's my little brother.
2058
01:25:24,726 --> 01:25:26,094
Wait, so he's not the fiddler?
2059
01:25:26,259 --> 01:25:27,629
Where you going, dude?
We're almost to the front!
2060
01:25:27,795 --> 01:25:29,329
Just-- yo, get my shrooms!
2061
01:25:29,496 --> 01:25:30,898
I'll see you in there!
2062
01:25:31,065 --> 01:25:33,935
("Rock the Casbah" continues)
2063
01:25:35,603 --> 01:25:37,105
Green Day! Green Day!
2064
01:25:37,270 --> 01:25:39,007
AUDIENCE (chanting):
Green Day! Green Day!
2065
01:25:39,172 --> 01:25:41,075
-Green Day! Green Day!
-(song ends)
2066
01:25:41,241 --> 01:25:42,910
Green Day! Green Day!
2067
01:25:43,077 --> 01:25:45,947
("Bad Reputation" by Joan Jett
playing)
2068
01:25:47,247 --> 01:25:50,084
Go. Go, go, go.
You're on! You're on!
2069
01:25:51,284 --> 01:25:52,854
(cheering, applause)
2070
01:25:53,021 --> 01:25:55,355
♪ I don't give a damn
'bout my reputation ♪
2071
01:25:56,624 --> 01:25:59,794
♪ Living in the past,
it's a new generation ♪
2072
01:26:01,029 --> 01:26:03,631
♪ A girl can do
what she wants to do ♪
2073
01:26:03,798 --> 01:26:06,134
♪ And that's what I'm gonna do ♪
2074
01:26:06,299 --> 01:26:09,037
♪ And I don't give a damn
'bout my bad reputation... ♪
2075
01:26:09,202 --> 01:26:11,304
I don't have the ability
to get you inside.
2076
01:26:11,471 --> 01:26:12,840
-Please, just...
-Tommy.
2077
01:26:13,007 --> 01:26:15,175
Wayne, what are you...
2078
01:26:15,342 --> 01:26:17,011
I'm not in the mood right now.
Give me a second.
2079
01:26:17,177 --> 01:26:19,013
-Okay, please, come on.
-You're not opening
for Green Day.
2080
01:26:19,179 --> 01:26:21,683
-I-I-I, I am, it's just...
-No, you're not,
2081
01:26:21,849 --> 01:26:23,117
Tommy, I...
2082
01:26:23,283 --> 01:26:25,119
I was messing with you, man.
2083
01:26:26,988 --> 01:26:27,889
What?
2084
01:26:28,056 --> 01:26:29,356
♪ ♪
2085
01:26:29,524 --> 01:26:32,960
♪ Not me, not me ♪
2086
01:26:35,395 --> 01:26:36,864
♪ Not me. ♪
2087
01:26:37,031 --> 01:26:39,133
(cheering, applause)
2088
01:26:44,072 --> 01:26:46,708
Yes! Oh, my God,
it's Green Day! Yes!
2089
01:26:46,874 --> 01:26:48,843
(cheering, applause)
2090
01:26:58,485 --> 01:27:00,420
Billie Joe! Billie Joe!
2091
01:27:01,989 --> 01:27:04,659
(playing "American Idiot")
2092
01:27:06,393 --> 01:27:08,529
(cheering, applause)
2093
01:27:15,002 --> 01:27:17,538
♪ Don't wanna be
an American idiot ♪
2094
01:27:19,941 --> 01:27:22,710
♪ Don't want a nation
under the new media ♪
2095
01:27:24,846 --> 01:27:27,447
♪ And can you hear
the sound of hysteria? ♪
2096
01:27:29,751 --> 01:27:32,954
♪ The subliminal
mindfuck America ♪
2097
01:27:34,922 --> 01:27:37,592
♪ Welcome to a new kind
of tension ♪
2098
01:27:37,759 --> 01:27:40,094
♪ All across the alienation ♪
2099
01:27:40,260 --> 01:27:44,132
♪ Where everything
isn't meant to be okay ♪
2100
01:27:45,432 --> 01:27:47,802
♪ In television dreams
of tomorrow ♪
2101
01:27:47,969 --> 01:27:50,470
♪ We're not the ones
who're meant to follow ♪
2102
01:27:50,638 --> 01:27:54,242
♪ For that's enough
to argue... ♪
2103
01:27:56,711 --> 01:27:59,147
You're saying Tré Cool
didn't call me?
2104
01:27:59,312 --> 01:28:00,982
No, that was Keith.
2105
01:28:01,149 --> 01:28:02,884
It was a joke. I'm sorry.
2106
01:28:03,050 --> 01:28:04,484
It was a joke?
2107
01:28:07,789 --> 01:28:09,257
-Fuck you, man.
-Tommy, wait.
2108
01:28:09,422 --> 01:28:11,559
Come on, man.
Where you going? Hey.
2109
01:28:14,061 --> 01:28:16,396
Look, I'm-I'm sorry. I...
2110
01:28:16,564 --> 01:28:19,133
What-what do you want?
You want to hit me?
2111
01:28:20,300 --> 01:28:21,836
You know what, Wayne?
2112
01:28:23,470 --> 01:28:26,140
At Dad's funeral, they said,
2113
01:28:26,306 --> 01:28:28,976
"Stand up if you're gonna
take care of Tommy.
2114
01:28:29,143 --> 01:28:32,613
Stand up
if you're gonna help Tommy."
2115
01:28:32,780 --> 01:28:34,682
Do you know who stood up?
2116
01:28:34,849 --> 01:28:36,284
You did.
2117
01:28:37,350 --> 01:28:39,520
Yeah, I know I did,
and I meant it.
2118
01:28:39,687 --> 01:28:40,955
Really?
2119
01:28:41,122 --> 01:28:43,024
I'm not a dad, okay?
2120
01:28:43,191 --> 01:28:44,926
No shit. Okay?
2121
01:28:45,092 --> 01:28:47,628
'Cause all I ever get from you
is, "Shut the fuck up, Tommy.
2122
01:28:47,795 --> 01:28:49,030
Get the fuck out, Tommy."
2123
01:28:49,197 --> 01:28:52,300
Never, "How are you?"
or, "How are you doing?"
2124
01:28:54,669 --> 01:28:56,671
Okay, I hear you. I do.
2125
01:28:58,506 --> 01:29:00,308
But you know what, man?
2126
01:29:00,473 --> 01:29:02,176
My dad died, too.
2127
01:29:02,342 --> 01:29:05,478
Nobody asked,
"Who's gonna look after Wayne?"
2128
01:29:05,646 --> 01:29:07,515
Everybody was worried about you.
2129
01:29:08,883 --> 01:29:10,218
What about me, man?
2130
01:29:12,385 --> 01:29:15,156
I was just a couple years older
than you are now.
2131
01:29:16,791 --> 01:29:18,125
You ever think about that?
2132
01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:21,128
(sniffles)
2133
01:29:22,362 --> 01:29:23,965
I guess I don't.
2134
01:29:24,131 --> 01:29:25,666
Nobody does, man.
2135
01:29:25,833 --> 01:29:28,302
♪ ♪
2136
01:29:37,812 --> 01:29:39,847
Look, I'm sorry, Wayne.
That sucks.
2137
01:29:41,215 --> 01:29:42,516
Whatever, man.
2138
01:29:42,683 --> 01:29:44,518
Death is fucking messy.
2139
01:29:49,357 --> 01:29:51,025
Look...
2140
01:29:51,192 --> 01:29:53,995
I never thought you were gonna
drive across the country.
2141
01:29:54,161 --> 01:29:56,496
I mean, what the fuck, dude?
I thought you'd get it.
2142
01:29:56,664 --> 01:29:58,498
It's goddamn Keith.
2143
01:29:58,666 --> 01:30:00,835
Yeah, I mean, I really thought
it was Tré Cool.
2144
01:30:01,002 --> 01:30:04,605
Then again, I don't really know
what Tré Cool sounds like, so...
2145
01:30:05,506 --> 01:30:07,208
So, are we good?
2146
01:30:09,343 --> 01:30:10,945
Yeah, we're good.
2147
01:30:14,849 --> 01:30:17,919
This bunny gave me
a ticket earlier. Uh...
2148
01:30:18,786 --> 01:30:20,554
You should have it.
2149
01:30:20,721 --> 01:30:22,857
You should go see the show, man.
2150
01:30:23,024 --> 01:30:24,125
Wait, really?
2151
01:30:24,292 --> 01:30:25,893
Yeah. Go for it.
2152
01:30:26,761 --> 01:30:28,129
(laughs softly)
2153
01:30:29,196 --> 01:30:30,731
Thanks.
2154
01:30:31,966 --> 01:30:33,901
Okay. Um...
2155
01:30:34,068 --> 01:30:36,237
Oh, and, uh, please don't forget
2156
01:30:36,404 --> 01:30:38,539
how sorry you are when you
find out about your car.
2157
01:30:38,706 --> 01:30:40,541
I-I know about the car.
2158
01:30:40,708 --> 01:30:41,742
You do?
2159
01:30:41,909 --> 01:30:44,645
Yeah, um, just get in there.
2160
01:30:48,816 --> 01:30:51,285
(Green Day playing
"Know Your Enemy")
2161
01:30:51,451 --> 01:30:53,654
(cheering, applause)
2162
01:30:53,821 --> 01:30:57,258
Do you know your enemy?
2163
01:30:57,425 --> 01:30:59,560
♪ ♪
2164
01:31:01,996 --> 01:31:04,165
♪ I say hey ♪
2165
01:31:04,332 --> 01:31:06,434
♪ Oh... ♪
Let's go!
2166
01:31:06,600 --> 01:31:09,502
AUDIENCE:
♪ Hey, oh ♪
2167
01:31:09,670 --> 01:31:11,605
♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪
2168
01:31:11,772 --> 01:31:13,274
♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪
2169
01:31:13,441 --> 01:31:16,911
♪ Well, gotta know
the enemy, rah-eh ♪
2170
01:31:17,078 --> 01:31:18,946
♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪
2171
01:31:19,113 --> 01:31:20,614
♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪
2172
01:31:20,781 --> 01:31:24,085
♪ Well, gotta know
the enemy, rah-eh ♪
2173
01:31:24,251 --> 01:31:26,120
♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪
2174
01:31:26,287 --> 01:31:27,788
♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪
2175
01:31:27,955 --> 01:31:31,125
♪ Well, gotta know
the enemy, rah-eh ♪
2176
01:31:31,292 --> 01:31:33,493
♪ Well, violence is an energy ♪
2177
01:31:33,661 --> 01:31:35,629
♪ Against the enemy,
well, violence ♪
2178
01:31:35,796 --> 01:31:38,132
♪ Is an energy, rah-eh ♪
2179
01:31:38,299 --> 01:31:40,801
♪ Bringin' on the fury ♪
2180
01:31:40,968 --> 01:31:43,704
♪ The choir infantry, revolt
against the honor to obey ♪
2181
01:31:43,871 --> 01:31:45,873
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪
2182
01:31:46,040 --> 01:31:47,708
♪ Overthrow the effigy ♪
2183
01:31:47,875 --> 01:31:49,477
♪ The vast majority ♪
2184
01:31:49,643 --> 01:31:51,512
♪ Well, burnin' down
the foreman of control ♪
2185
01:31:51,679 --> 01:31:52,813
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪
2186
01:31:52,980 --> 01:31:54,849
♪ Silence is the enemy ♪
2187
01:31:55,016 --> 01:31:56,450
♪ Against your urgency ♪
2188
01:31:56,617 --> 01:31:58,352
♪ So rally up the demons
of your soul ♪
2189
01:31:58,519 --> 01:31:59,687
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪
2190
01:31:59,854 --> 01:32:01,856
♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪
2191
01:32:02,023 --> 01:32:03,524
♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪
2192
01:32:03,691 --> 01:32:07,128
♪ Well, gotta know
the enemy, rah-eh ♪
2193
01:32:07,294 --> 01:32:09,130
♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪
2194
01:32:09,296 --> 01:32:11,032
♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪
2195
01:32:11,198 --> 01:32:13,834
♪ Well, gotta know
the enemy, rah-eh ♪
2196
01:32:14,001 --> 01:32:17,405
♪ The insurgency will rise ♪
2197
01:32:17,571 --> 01:32:20,841
♪ When the blood's
been sacrificed ♪
2198
01:32:21,008 --> 01:32:24,545
♪ Don't be blinded by the lies ♪
2199
01:32:24,712 --> 01:32:26,881
♪ In your eyes ♪
Jump! Jump!
2200
01:32:27,048 --> 01:32:28,883
Jump, jump, let's go!
2201
01:32:29,050 --> 01:32:31,752
(guitar solo)
2202
01:32:32,686 --> 01:32:34,422
Holy fuck!
2203
01:32:34,588 --> 01:32:36,257
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪
2204
01:32:41,530 --> 01:32:43,564
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh... ♪
2205
01:32:50,504 --> 01:32:53,508
Whoo!
2206
01:33:12,860 --> 01:33:14,462
Come on!
2207
01:33:14,628 --> 01:33:17,231
♪ I say hey ♪
2208
01:33:17,398 --> 01:33:18,866
♪ Oh... ♪
Let's go!
2209
01:33:19,033 --> 01:33:21,368
AUDIENCE:
♪ Hey, oh! ♪
2210
01:33:21,536 --> 01:33:24,105
All right, who knows
how to play the guitar?
2211
01:33:24,271 --> 01:33:26,006
Who knows how to play?
2212
01:33:28,476 --> 01:33:31,045
Who knows how to play?
I'm dead serious.
2213
01:33:31,979 --> 01:33:35,449
You know how to play?
You know how to play?
2214
01:33:36,484 --> 01:33:39,253
All right, you. You.
Do you know how to play?
2215
01:33:39,420 --> 01:33:40,921
You swear to God?
2216
01:33:42,890 --> 01:33:45,059
All right,
get your ass up here right now.
2217
01:33:45,226 --> 01:33:48,129
(cheering, applause)
2218
01:33:48,295 --> 01:33:50,764
Get your hands up in the air!
2219
01:33:52,233 --> 01:33:53,901
Oh, oh.
2220
01:33:54,068 --> 01:33:55,836
(whooping)
2221
01:34:01,075 --> 01:34:03,811
What the fuck? Yeah!
2222
01:34:04,912 --> 01:34:06,847
♪ Well, violence is an energy ♪
2223
01:34:07,014 --> 01:34:08,315
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪
2224
01:34:08,482 --> 01:34:10,284
♪ Well, from here to eternity ♪
2225
01:34:10,451 --> 01:34:12,086
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪
2226
01:34:12,253 --> 01:34:14,421
-♪ Well, violence is an energy ♪
-(whooping)
2227
01:34:14,589 --> 01:34:15,689
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪
2228
01:34:15,856 --> 01:34:17,458
♪ Silence is the enemy ♪
2229
01:34:17,626 --> 01:34:20,094
♪ So gimme, gimme revolution ♪
2230
01:34:20,261 --> 01:34:22,029
(cheering, applause)
2231
01:34:22,196 --> 01:34:25,600
Let's go, Fred! Whoo!
2232
01:34:27,201 --> 01:34:29,503
When I say,
"One, two, three, four,"
2233
01:34:29,670 --> 01:34:32,507
I want to see everybody
jumping, all right?
2234
01:34:33,642 --> 01:34:35,476
♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪
2235
01:34:35,644 --> 01:34:37,044
♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪
2236
01:34:37,211 --> 01:34:38,513
♪ Well, one, two ♪
2237
01:34:38,679 --> 01:34:40,981
♪ One, two, three, let's go ♪
2238
01:34:41,148 --> 01:34:42,651
♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪
2239
01:34:42,816 --> 01:34:44,318
♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪
2240
01:34:44,485 --> 01:34:47,955
♪ Well, gotta know
the enemy, rah-eh ♪
2241
01:34:48,122 --> 01:34:50,024
♪ Do you know the enemy? ♪
2242
01:34:50,191 --> 01:34:51,692
♪ Do you know your enemy? ♪
2243
01:34:51,859 --> 01:34:55,229
♪ Well, gotta know
the enemy, rah-eh ♪
2244
01:34:55,396 --> 01:34:57,131
♪ Overthrow the effigy ♪
2245
01:34:57,298 --> 01:34:58,832
♪ The vast majority ♪
2246
01:34:58,999 --> 01:35:01,168
♪ Well, burnin' down
the foreman of control ♪
2247
01:35:01,335 --> 01:35:02,469
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh ♪
2248
01:35:02,637 --> 01:35:04,505
♪ Silence is the enemy ♪
2249
01:35:04,673 --> 01:35:06,073
♪ Against your urgency ♪
2250
01:35:06,240 --> 01:35:08,209
♪ So rally up the demons
of your soul ♪
2251
01:35:08,375 --> 01:35:10,010
♪ Oh-eh-oh-eh. ♪
2252
01:35:13,314 --> 01:35:15,883
Happy New Year!
2253
01:35:21,922 --> 01:35:23,357
Whoo!
2254
01:35:25,426 --> 01:35:28,162
-(song ends)
-(cheering, applause)
2255
01:35:33,033 --> 01:35:34,768
You-you can have the guitar.
You can keep it.
2256
01:35:34,935 --> 01:35:37,071
(cheering, applause)
2257
01:35:41,408 --> 01:35:43,377
Now practice!
2258
01:35:44,512 --> 01:35:46,380
-JODI (over phone): Wayne.
-Hey, Mom.
2259
01:35:46,548 --> 01:35:47,716
Uh... (chuckles)
2260
01:35:47,881 --> 01:35:49,783
-I found Tommy.
-You did?
2261
01:35:49,950 --> 01:35:51,752
Yeah, no, he's-he's okay, Mom.
2262
01:35:51,919 --> 01:35:53,053
Uh, we're both okay.
2263
01:35:53,220 --> 01:35:54,922
Oh, thank God.
2264
01:35:55,789 --> 01:35:57,258
Everyone, hands up.
2265
01:35:57,424 --> 01:35:59,860
The countdown is about to begin.
2266
01:36:01,095 --> 01:36:03,598
Here's my toast
for the New Year.
2267
01:36:03,764 --> 01:36:07,702
I got champagne
for my real friends
2268
01:36:07,868 --> 01:36:11,205
and real pain
for my sham friends.
2269
01:36:11,372 --> 01:36:14,808
-(cheering, applause)
-Hey. All right, ten...
2270
01:36:14,975 --> 01:36:17,712
ALL:
...nine, eight, seven,
2271
01:36:17,878 --> 01:36:21,115
six, five, four,
2272
01:36:21,282 --> 01:36:24,084
three, two, one.
2273
01:36:24,251 --> 01:36:26,387
(cheering, applause)
2274
01:36:38,600 --> 01:36:40,735
(playing "Auld Lang Syne")
2275
01:37:09,029 --> 01:37:11,498
-(song ends)
-Happy fucking New Year!
2276
01:37:11,666 --> 01:37:13,500
(cheering, applause)
2277
01:37:13,668 --> 01:37:16,203
Happy New Year!
2278
01:37:19,641 --> 01:37:21,342
-(laughter)
-(whooping)
2279
01:37:21,509 --> 01:37:22,777
Oh, hey, yo.
2280
01:37:22,943 --> 01:37:24,011
Wayne!
2281
01:37:24,178 --> 01:37:25,346
Jesus, what the fuck's going on?
2282
01:37:25,513 --> 01:37:27,181
Dude, this guy was
the fucking bunny, bro.
2283
01:37:27,348 --> 01:37:28,315
I was the bunny.
2284
01:37:28,482 --> 01:37:29,551
-You gave us the tickets?
-Yeah!
2285
01:37:29,718 --> 01:37:30,851
-Bro, what the fuck?
-That was me.
2286
01:37:31,018 --> 01:37:32,186
-Wait, that was...
-That was me.
2287
01:37:32,353 --> 01:37:34,021
I didn't even
realize that, dawg.
2288
01:37:34,188 --> 01:37:35,657
I got a shirt, and I got most
of it on my camcorder, too.
2289
01:37:35,824 --> 01:37:37,659
-Oh, hell yeah. Okay.
-Yes! Yes! Yes!
2290
01:37:37,826 --> 01:37:39,159
-Yo!
-Dude!
2291
01:37:39,326 --> 01:37:41,028
-Billie Joe!
-Fucking rocked!
2292
01:37:41,195 --> 01:37:43,497
-Billie Joe gave it to me.
-Bro, he played onstage.
2293
01:37:43,665 --> 01:37:45,734
Look, it's not the sneaking in
I object to.
2294
01:37:45,899 --> 01:37:47,201
It's the lying.
2295
01:37:47,368 --> 01:37:48,803
Kid, you don't know Green Day.
2296
01:37:48,969 --> 01:37:50,538
I'm not lying. I do. Can I go?
2297
01:37:50,705 --> 01:37:52,373
Oh, you do?
Well, here's your chance.
2298
01:37:52,540 --> 01:37:55,510
Hey, Billie Joe.
You know this kid?
2299
01:37:57,746 --> 01:37:58,847
Yeah.
2300
01:37:59,012 --> 01:38:00,147
Analog Dogs.
2301
01:38:00,314 --> 01:38:01,850
Yeah.
2302
01:38:02,015 --> 01:38:03,651
Yeah, I heard your tape.
You got that song...
2303
01:38:03,818 --> 01:38:05,052
What's it-- "Bored."
2304
01:38:05,219 --> 01:38:06,654
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.
2305
01:38:06,821 --> 01:38:08,355
-It was good. Really good. Yeah.
-Really?
2306
01:38:08,523 --> 01:38:10,525
-Thank you.
-I don't know, maybe we can
2307
01:38:10,692 --> 01:38:12,159
hook up, like, produce or,
2308
01:38:12,326 --> 01:38:13,728
you know, play a gig
or something like that?
2309
01:38:13,894 --> 01:38:15,162
I play the keys.
2310
01:38:16,664 --> 01:38:18,432
Experimental jazz.
2311
01:38:18,600 --> 01:38:20,568
-Oh. Good for you.
-Yeah.
2312
01:38:20,735 --> 01:38:23,571
All right, uh,
Tré's got your number, so...
2313
01:38:23,738 --> 01:38:25,406
-All right.
-Otis.
2314
01:38:25,573 --> 01:38:27,575
-Wong.
-All right, take it easy, guys.
2315
01:38:27,742 --> 01:38:29,544
-They call me "The Wong."
-See you later, Billie Joe.
2316
01:38:29,711 --> 01:38:32,514
Oh, man. Bad, bad, bad, bad.
2317
01:38:33,548 --> 01:38:34,915
(exhales)
2318
01:38:35,082 --> 01:38:36,350
Told you.
2319
01:38:36,518 --> 01:38:38,520
Yeah, you did. Yeah.
2320
01:38:38,686 --> 01:38:40,220
Keys, huh?
2321
01:38:40,387 --> 01:38:42,857
-WAYNE: Dude, what?
-(Fred screams)
2322
01:38:43,023 --> 01:38:44,893
Tommy! Tommy, did you see?
2323
01:38:45,058 --> 01:38:47,529
-Dude, dude, dude, dude.
-It was insane!
2324
01:38:47,695 --> 01:38:49,196
-I told you.
-I don't even know, bro.
2325
01:38:49,363 --> 01:38:50,565
-I just...
-(fireworks exploding)
2326
01:38:50,732 --> 01:38:52,634
This guy was
the fucking bunny, bro!
2327
01:38:52,801 --> 01:38:53,735
Whoa.
2328
01:38:53,902 --> 01:38:56,470
(laughs):
Oh!
2329
01:38:56,638 --> 01:38:59,874
("Good Riddance (Time of Your
Life)" by Green Day playing)
2330
01:39:07,080 --> 01:39:11,952
♪ Another turning point,
a fork stuck in the road ♪
2331
01:39:12,119 --> 01:39:16,123
♪ Time grabs you by the wrist,
directs you where to go ♪
2332
01:39:16,290 --> 01:39:19,293
♪ So make the best
of this test ♪
2333
01:39:19,460 --> 01:39:21,629
♪ And don't ask why ♪
2334
01:39:21,796 --> 01:39:25,900
♪ It's not a question
but a lesson learned in time ♪
2335
01:39:26,066 --> 01:39:28,937
♪ It's something unpredictable ♪
2336
01:39:29,102 --> 01:39:30,805
♪ But in the end is right ♪
2337
01:39:30,971 --> 01:39:34,943
♪ I hope you had
the time of your life ♪
2338
01:39:44,284 --> 01:39:48,957
♪ So take the photographs
and still frames in your mind ♪
2339
01:39:49,122 --> 01:39:53,628
♪ Hang it on a shelf
in good health and good time ♪
2340
01:39:53,795 --> 01:39:59,199
♪ Tattoos of memories
and dead skin on trial ♪
2341
01:39:59,366 --> 01:40:03,805
♪ For what it's worth,
it was worth all the while ♪
2342
01:40:03,972 --> 01:40:06,541
♪ It's something unpredictable ♪
2343
01:40:06,708 --> 01:40:08,008
♪ But in the end is right ♪
2344
01:40:08,175 --> 01:40:09,476
-Blue.
-WAYNE: Sky blue?
2345
01:40:09,644 --> 01:40:12,714
♪ I hope you had
the time of your life ♪
2346
01:40:12,881 --> 01:40:15,015
Here they come!
2347
01:40:22,022 --> 01:40:24,157
♪ ♪
2348
01:40:42,342 --> 01:40:44,846
♪ It's something unpredictable ♪
2349
01:40:45,013 --> 01:40:46,648
♪ But in the end is right ♪
2350
01:40:46,814 --> 01:40:51,184
♪ I hope you had
the time of your life ♪
2351
01:40:55,188 --> 01:40:57,391
♪ ♪
2352
01:40:59,661 --> 01:41:02,864
♪ It's something unpredictable ♪
2353
01:41:03,031 --> 01:41:04,933
♪ But in the end is right ♪
2354
01:41:05,098 --> 01:41:09,904
♪ I hope you had
the time of your life. ♪
2355
01:41:20,848 --> 01:41:23,618
(song ends)
2356
01:41:26,020 --> 01:41:29,189
♪ Well, it's too late
for you to save my soul ♪
2357
01:41:29,356 --> 01:41:31,726
♪ Gonna drive my car
around a telephone pole ♪
2358
01:41:31,893 --> 01:41:34,428
♪ It's now or never,
gonna do or die ♪
2359
01:41:34,596 --> 01:41:37,097
♪ I'm gonna start a fire
in the afterlife ♪
2360
01:41:37,264 --> 01:41:39,601
♪ Well, I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪
2361
01:41:39,767 --> 01:41:42,102
♪ I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪
2362
01:41:42,269 --> 01:41:44,706
♪ I'm not going down
in history ♪
2363
01:41:44,872 --> 01:41:47,274
♪ 'Cause I ain't ever
gonna R.I.P. ♪
2364
01:41:47,441 --> 01:41:49,744
♪ Staring at the reaper
dead in the eye ♪
2365
01:41:49,911 --> 01:41:52,279
♪ You're never gonna take me
dead or alive ♪
2366
01:41:52,446 --> 01:41:55,248
♪ Don't call me a priest,
you can save the last rites ♪
2367
01:41:55,415 --> 01:41:57,986
♪ I'm dead on arrival
from the party last night ♪
2368
01:41:58,151 --> 01:42:00,588
♪ Well, I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪
2369
01:42:00,755 --> 01:42:03,091
♪ I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪
2370
01:42:03,256 --> 01:42:05,660
♪ I'm not going down
in history ♪
2371
01:42:05,827 --> 01:42:08,328
♪ 'Cause I ain't ever
gonna R.I.P. ♪
2372
01:42:08,495 --> 01:42:10,832
♪ I'm a tightrope walker
with my hair on fire ♪
2373
01:42:10,999 --> 01:42:13,433
♪ Dodging a bullet
in the line of fire ♪
2374
01:42:13,601 --> 01:42:16,004
♪ Shaking my stick
like a rattlesnake ♪
2375
01:42:16,169 --> 01:42:18,940
♪ I'm dancing with the devil
at the pearly gates ♪
2376
01:42:19,107 --> 01:42:21,441
♪ Well, I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪
2377
01:42:21,609 --> 01:42:23,945
♪ I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪
2378
01:42:24,112 --> 01:42:26,514
♪ I'm not going down
in history ♪
2379
01:42:26,681 --> 01:42:29,182
♪ 'Cause I ain't ever
gonna R.I.P. ♪
2380
01:42:29,349 --> 01:42:31,686
♪ I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪
2381
01:42:31,853 --> 01:42:34,287
♪ I'm never
gonna R.I.P. ♪
2382
01:42:34,454 --> 01:42:36,991
♪ I'm not going down
in history ♪
2383
01:42:37,157 --> 01:42:39,661
♪ 'Cause I ain't ever
gonna R.I.P. ♪
2384
01:42:39,827 --> 01:42:42,195
♪ I'm never gonna R.I.P. ♪
2385
01:42:42,362 --> 01:42:44,766
♪ I'm never
gonna R.I.P. ♪
2386
01:42:44,932 --> 01:42:47,367
♪ I'm not going down
in history ♪
2387
01:42:47,535 --> 01:42:49,637
♪ 'Cause I ain't ever
gonna R.I.P. ♪
2388
01:42:49,804 --> 01:42:51,039
(song ends)
2389
01:42:51,204 --> 01:42:52,707
♪ Here we go again ♪
2390
01:42:52,874 --> 01:42:55,275
♪ Infatuation touches me ♪
2391
01:42:55,442 --> 01:42:59,013
♪ Just when I thought
that it would end ♪
2392
01:43:01,181 --> 01:43:04,786
♪ Oh, but then again,
it seems much more than that ♪
2393
01:43:04,952 --> 01:43:08,823
♪ But I'm not sure exactly
what you're thinking ♪
2394
01:43:09,857 --> 01:43:11,826
♪ Well, I toss and turn
all night ♪
2395
01:43:11,993 --> 01:43:15,195
♪ Thinking of your ways
of affection ♪
2396
01:43:15,362 --> 01:43:19,067
♪ But to find that it's not
different at all ♪
2397
01:43:20,367 --> 01:43:23,071
♪ Well, I throw away
my past mistakes ♪
2398
01:43:23,236 --> 01:43:25,973
♪ And contemplate my future ♪
2399
01:43:26,140 --> 01:43:29,010
♪ That's when I say,
"What the hey?" ♪
2400
01:43:29,177 --> 01:43:34,481
♪ Would it last forever,
you and I together? ♪
2401
01:43:34,649 --> 01:43:38,052
♪ Hand in hand, we run away ♪
2402
01:43:38,218 --> 01:43:39,554
♪ Far away ♪
2403
01:43:39,721 --> 01:43:42,924
♪ I'm in for nasty weather ♪
2404
01:43:43,091 --> 01:43:45,993
♪ But I'll take
whatever you can give ♪
2405
01:43:46,160 --> 01:43:48,696
♪ That comes my way, yeah ♪
2406
01:43:48,863 --> 01:43:50,565
♪ Far away ♪
2407
01:43:56,170 --> 01:43:57,839
♪ Here we go again ♪
2408
01:43:58,005 --> 01:44:00,074
♪ Infatuation touches me ♪
2409
01:44:00,240 --> 01:44:03,678
♪ Just when I thought
that it would end ♪
2410
01:44:11,619 --> 01:44:14,956
♪ Oh, but then again,
it seems much more than that ♪
2411
01:44:15,123 --> 01:44:19,627
♪ But I'm not sure exactly
what you're thinking ♪
2412
01:44:19,794 --> 01:44:22,362
♪ Well, I toss and turn
all night ♪
2413
01:44:22,530 --> 01:44:25,967
♪ Thinking of your ways
of affection ♪
2414
01:44:26,134 --> 01:44:29,704
♪ But to find that it's not
different at all ♪
2415
01:44:30,905 --> 01:44:33,975
♪ Well, I throw away
my past mistakes ♪
2416
01:44:34,142 --> 01:44:36,077
♪ And contemplate my future ♪
2417
01:44:36,244 --> 01:44:39,614
♪ That's when I say,
"What the hey?" ♪
2418
01:44:40,581 --> 01:44:44,986
♪ Would it last forever,
you and I together? ♪
2419
01:44:45,153 --> 01:44:48,656
♪ Hand in hand, we run away ♪
2420
01:44:48,823 --> 01:44:49,957
♪ Far away ♪
2421
01:44:50,124 --> 01:44:53,628
♪ I'm in for nasty weather ♪
2422
01:44:53,795 --> 01:44:56,264
♪ But I'll take
whatever you can give ♪
2423
01:44:56,463 --> 01:44:58,633
♪ That comes my way, yeah ♪
2424
01:44:58,800 --> 01:45:00,735
♪ Far away ♪
2425
01:45:02,402 --> 01:45:05,673
(shouting indistinctly)
2426
01:45:05,840 --> 01:45:07,975
(cheering)
2427
01:45:25,293 --> 01:45:27,028
♪ Well, I toss and turn
all night ♪
2428
01:45:27,195 --> 01:45:29,997
♪ Thinking of your ways
of affection ♪
2429
01:45:30,164 --> 01:45:34,168
♪ But to find that it's
not different at all ♪
2430
01:45:35,703 --> 01:45:38,806
♪ Well, I throw away
my past mistakes ♪
2431
01:45:38,973 --> 01:45:40,942
♪ And contemplate my future ♪
2432
01:45:41,108 --> 01:45:44,377
♪ That's when I say,
"What the hey?" ♪
2433
01:45:45,345 --> 01:45:49,817
♪ Would it last forever,
you and I together? ♪
2434
01:45:49,984 --> 01:45:53,554
♪ Hand in hand, we run away ♪
2435
01:45:53,721 --> 01:45:55,056
♪ Far away ♪
2436
01:45:55,223 --> 01:45:58,358
♪ I'm in for nasty weather ♪
2437
01:45:58,526 --> 01:46:01,361
♪ But I'll take
whatever you can give ♪
2438
01:46:01,529 --> 01:46:04,165
♪ That comes my way, yeah ♪
2439
01:46:04,332 --> 01:46:06,133
♪ Far away ♪
2440
01:46:07,134 --> 01:46:09,070
♪ Far away. ♪
2441
01:46:10,037 --> 01:46:11,739
Let's go far away!
2442
01:46:33,094 --> 01:46:36,097
-(song ends)
-(cheering and applause)