1 00:00:00,064 --> 00:00:02,743 2x01 - Creamy Zeus 2 00:00:03,044 --> 00:00:04,811 The new boss starts today. 3 00:00:04,812 --> 00:00:06,245 Heard he gets down to brass tacks. 4 00:00:06,246 --> 00:00:09,317 I still can't believe they fired Soo Park. 5 00:00:09,350 --> 00:00:11,818 - The end of an era. - Suck it up. 6 00:00:11,851 --> 00:00:15,356 In this line of work, you check your feelings at the door. 7 00:00:15,389 --> 00:00:17,857 Mark. Donald. No matter what happens, 8 00:00:17,858 --> 00:00:20,193 never forget what Hot Streets is really about. 9 00:00:20,227 --> 00:00:22,296 It's about solving cases. Bye. 10 00:00:22,329 --> 00:00:26,000 Is that all you can say? Isn't Soo your friend? 11 00:00:27,166 --> 00:00:29,636 At least I'm your friend... r-right? 12 00:00:29,669 --> 00:00:32,138 Let's go. Time to meet the new Soo Park. 13 00:00:32,171 --> 00:00:33,907 Am I your friend? 14 00:00:35,014 --> 00:00:37,050 My name is John Wayne Jetwayne Jr., 15 00:00:37,084 --> 00:00:41,488 but please call me Jet Jr. I'm your new boss. 16 00:00:41,489 --> 00:00:43,190 I'm a tiny airplane, I'm 700 years old, 17 00:00:43,224 --> 00:00:45,459 and I can turn people into crystals. 18 00:00:45,492 --> 00:00:48,094 Now, let's get down to brass tacks. 19 00:00:48,127 --> 00:00:50,197 We received reports that Creamy Zeus the Pirate 20 00:00:50,230 --> 00:00:51,965 is planning to plunder America. 21 00:00:51,998 --> 00:00:53,767 Your mission ... take him out. 22 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:56,002 The pirate with supernatural cream powers? 23 00:00:56,035 --> 00:00:59,873 - I heard he's tough. - Not tough enough for the two of us! 24 00:00:59,907 --> 00:01:03,110 Anyway, no one has ever survived a fight with Creamy Zeus. 25 00:01:03,143 --> 00:01:06,044 Tomorrow we commence the mission, Jet Jr. style. 26 00:01:10,985 --> 00:01:12,651 Now, this is the life. 27 00:01:12,652 --> 00:01:15,556 Is there anything better than two best buds 28 00:01:15,589 --> 00:01:17,492 hunting pirates together? 29 00:01:19,193 --> 00:01:21,596 You know, I'm sick of your arrogance lately! 30 00:01:21,628 --> 00:01:24,731 First you diss Soo, now you're too cool for me, too? 31 00:01:24,765 --> 00:01:27,735 I'm feeling exceptionally horny today. 32 00:01:27,768 --> 00:01:29,468 Okay. 33 00:01:29,869 --> 00:01:31,738 [Bleep] my dong. 34 00:01:31,771 --> 00:01:35,742 I only licked your [bleep] when I couldn't afford that churro! 35 00:01:35,776 --> 00:01:37,878 [Bleep] my dong. 36 00:01:37,911 --> 00:01:39,746 Two dongs? 37 00:01:39,780 --> 00:01:40,913 [Bleep] my dong! 38 00:01:40,914 --> 00:01:43,806 - Lick his [bleep]. - Do it. 39 00:01:43,841 --> 00:01:46,754 What in the heck is happening?! 40 00:01:46,786 --> 00:01:50,589 And that's what happens if you set the clones to maximum horny. 41 00:01:50,590 --> 00:01:53,560 Clones controlled by long-distance radio waves. 42 00:01:53,593 --> 00:01:55,228 Sending clones instead of real-life agents 43 00:01:55,229 --> 00:01:57,271 is a great way to cut down on casualties. 44 00:01:57,306 --> 00:02:00,250 I'd never send my best agents on a suicide mission like this. 45 00:02:00,285 --> 00:02:03,003 That's the Jet Jr. way. We have 50 cloned Branskis, 46 00:02:03,036 --> 00:02:04,738 30 cloned Jens, 19 cloned Chubbies, 47 00:02:04,771 --> 00:02:09,610 - and one useless cloned French, just for fun. - Can I grease your wings? 48 00:02:09,643 --> 00:02:11,812 I'm flattered because you have a nice body, 49 00:02:11,845 --> 00:02:14,949 but inner-office romances are discouraged at my Hot Streets. 50 00:02:14,982 --> 00:02:17,701 Imagine how crazy it would be if there was a mix-up 51 00:02:17,702 --> 00:02:18,753 and one of us got on that boat. 52 00:02:18,786 --> 00:02:20,854 That would never happen in my Hot Streets. 53 00:02:20,888 --> 00:02:24,056 This is a clone! Mix-up! 54 00:02:24,057 --> 00:02:29,130 - Real French on boat! - What happens if we try "Sad" instead? 55 00:02:29,162 --> 00:02:33,833 Why won't you let me grease you? Please! 56 00:02:33,834 --> 00:02:35,735 So, Hot Streets sent me the guy 57 00:02:35,769 --> 00:02:38,072 with a bunch of disposable clones, huh? 58 00:02:38,104 --> 00:02:40,640 Some "friends" I have. 59 00:02:40,674 --> 00:02:43,342 Why are you guys crying? I'm the one who's real. 60 00:02:43,343 --> 00:02:45,079 Don't touch that, Sanders. It's not a toy. 61 00:02:45,111 --> 00:02:46,948 They look so realistic! 62 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:48,648 Yes, they're state-of-the-art clones. 63 00:02:48,649 --> 00:02:52,920 - Only dogs can sense the difference. - Not ... Not real! 64 00:02:52,953 --> 00:02:56,089 - Real! Real! - Quiet, Chubbie! 65 00:02:56,090 --> 00:02:57,122 No one likes an attention whore. 66 00:02:57,123 --> 00:02:58,625 Hey! Hey, look at me! 67 00:02:58,626 --> 00:03:01,729 Hey, look at me! Hey, look at me! 68 00:03:05,799 --> 00:03:08,135 Chubbie Webbers just ate my gun. 69 00:03:08,168 --> 00:03:10,104 Now back to the video feed. 70 00:03:10,137 --> 00:03:13,339 Attention, clone-maties. I have a plan. 71 00:03:13,340 --> 00:03:15,209 Uh, what do you say we abandon this case 72 00:03:15,241 --> 00:03:18,477 - and sail back to America? - No chance. 73 00:03:18,478 --> 00:03:20,145 Hot Streets is about solving cases. 74 00:03:20,146 --> 00:03:21,780 You guys really are Branski. 75 00:03:21,781 --> 00:03:23,382 All: Hot Streets is about solving cases. 76 00:03:23,383 --> 00:03:24,483 Hot Streets is about solving cases. 77 00:03:24,484 --> 00:03:28,321 Wait! Maybe Hot Streets is actually about friendship. 78 00:03:28,354 --> 00:03:29,989 Have you ever thought about that? 79 00:03:29,990 --> 00:03:31,357 Wrong. Now cook us some food. 80 00:03:31,358 --> 00:03:32,324 Yeah, cook us some [bleep] food. 81 00:03:32,325 --> 00:03:35,029 Cook us some [bleep] food, you [bleep] asshole! 82 00:03:35,061 --> 00:03:36,362 Cook us some [bleep] food. 83 00:03:39,098 --> 00:03:43,003 Okay, okay! Where's the cilantro? 84 00:03:44,170 --> 00:03:47,071 - Creamy Zeus! - Ah! 85 00:03:47,073 --> 00:03:49,274 Please, Branskis. Turn the ship around. 86 00:03:49,275 --> 00:03:51,378 I'm too real to die. 87 00:03:53,312 --> 00:03:55,348 Stop hitting Creamy Zeus with cannonballs. 88 00:03:55,382 --> 00:03:58,353 You're going to grab his attention! 89 00:04:02,722 --> 00:04:06,227 Splish splash. I'm Creamy Zeus the Pirate. 90 00:04:06,259 --> 00:04:08,828 My cream will give you scream dreams. 91 00:04:08,861 --> 00:04:11,666 Now, hold on here. This is just a misunderstanding. 92 00:04:11,698 --> 00:04:13,800 - It's simple. - I'm listening. 93 00:04:13,834 --> 00:04:15,703 You see, my new boss is a tiny airplane 94 00:04:15,735 --> 00:04:17,335 - and he sent a ship full of clones out here - Hm. Sure. 95 00:04:17,336 --> 00:04:18,403 - to kill you. - Yeah, I see. 96 00:04:18,404 --> 00:04:20,240 But I'm not a clone. I'm real. 97 00:04:20,274 --> 00:04:21,773 - Mm-hmm. - Now this is the tricky part. 98 00:04:21,774 --> 00:04:24,911 - I also want to kill you. - Fascinating. 99 00:04:24,944 --> 00:04:28,748 You know what? I don't like this Creamy Zeus. 100 00:04:28,781 --> 00:04:29,915 It's settled then. 101 00:04:29,916 --> 00:04:33,420 You'll let me plunder America, and I'll let you live. 102 00:04:33,454 --> 00:04:36,990 And I won't kill you, even though I want to! 103 00:04:37,024 --> 00:04:38,056 That's fair. 104 00:04:44,430 --> 00:04:45,797 Ahh! 105 00:04:49,435 --> 00:04:51,771 Betrayal. 106 00:04:51,805 --> 00:04:53,740 Ah! Ah! 107 00:04:53,774 --> 00:04:57,478 My hero! 108 00:04:57,510 --> 00:04:59,979 Look out! He can trickle! 109 00:04:59,980 --> 00:05:01,047 Ah! 110 00:05:01,048 --> 00:05:02,347 Yah! 111 00:05:02,348 --> 00:05:03,950 Ah! 112 00:05:03,951 --> 00:05:06,251 Ouch. My heart. 113 00:05:06,252 --> 00:05:10,791 I'll be back... for creamy revenge. 114 00:05:10,824 --> 00:05:12,057 We did it. 115 00:05:16,497 --> 00:05:18,432 Oh, my God! French is dead! 116 00:05:18,464 --> 00:05:21,533 I can't believe he's gone. I'll miss you, buddy. 117 00:05:21,534 --> 00:05:24,839 Not dead! Not dead! Fake! Must save! 118 00:05:24,872 --> 00:05:28,742 I can't understand a word this Chubbie Webber says. 119 00:05:28,776 --> 00:05:30,408 I like him. 120 00:05:30,409 --> 00:05:32,812 You're different than the others, somehow ... 121 00:05:32,846 --> 00:05:36,384 a little out-of-tune. I think I'll call you No-Nose. 122 00:05:38,151 --> 00:05:39,986 Holy shit! 123 00:05:42,889 --> 00:05:45,291 That barrel must be controlling the clones. 124 00:05:45,324 --> 00:05:48,726 I have to just ... Uh! 125 00:05:51,165 --> 00:05:53,300 Huh? 126 00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:01,509 This control module must be stuck on "Kill" mode. 127 00:06:01,541 --> 00:06:04,178 I might be able to modify it to make them... 128 00:06:04,211 --> 00:06:05,811 friendlier? 129 00:06:06,980 --> 00:06:08,949 There. 130 00:06:08,981 --> 00:06:10,516 How can we help you, best friend French? 131 00:06:10,517 --> 00:06:12,485 Maybe a coconut? Some sand? 132 00:06:12,519 --> 00:06:14,521 Or how 'bout some delicious monkey meats? 133 00:06:14,555 --> 00:06:16,456 Looks like the "Friend" mode is working, 134 00:06:16,490 --> 00:06:19,192 and I'll take the monkey meats. 135 00:06:19,226 --> 00:06:21,527 You want us to rebuild the ship so you can go back to your friends? 136 00:06:21,528 --> 00:06:24,865 "Friends"? I don't have any friends. 137 00:06:24,897 --> 00:06:27,500 We're your friends. We'll do anything for you. 138 00:06:27,533 --> 00:06:28,900 Anything? 139 00:06:28,901 --> 00:06:32,839 I found him! Help me, dirty dogs! 140 00:06:36,043 --> 00:06:39,612 Find... French... now. 141 00:06:44,884 --> 00:06:48,221 Oh, it must be horrible for him! 142 00:06:48,255 --> 00:06:52,459 I'm in heaven ... me and my friends and my Hot Streets. 143 00:06:52,492 --> 00:06:54,059 What's the mission, Soo Park? 144 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:55,528 Someone had been having consensual sex 145 00:06:55,529 --> 00:06:58,262 with the island apes. I need you to find out who. 146 00:06:58,264 --> 00:06:59,631 I'm on the case. 147 00:06:59,632 --> 00:07:02,202 - I think it's Soo Park. - It is me. 148 00:07:02,235 --> 00:07:06,473 - Should I arrest myself? - Yes. We make a great team. 149 00:07:06,505 --> 00:07:09,441 You clones did such a great job building Hot Streets City. 150 00:07:09,442 --> 00:07:10,542 - French! - Hey, French! 151 00:07:10,543 --> 00:07:12,279 Uh, hey, French. 152 00:07:12,312 --> 00:07:14,247 As your friend, should we be worried about Creamy Zeus? 153 00:07:14,281 --> 00:07:15,614 He might still be out there. 154 00:07:15,615 --> 00:07:17,851 Nobody can find us, No-Nose. 155 00:07:17,884 --> 00:07:21,554 We're undetectable, thanks to our friends, Chubbies Weberses. 156 00:07:28,428 --> 00:07:30,497 All: Goodnight, French! 157 00:07:30,529 --> 00:07:32,565 Goodnight, Hot Streets. 158 00:07:41,475 --> 00:07:43,444 Where, oh where could he be? 159 00:07:46,545 --> 00:07:48,514 The worst part ... I never got to tell French 160 00:07:48,548 --> 00:07:50,081 how much he meant to me as a friend. 161 00:07:50,082 --> 00:07:52,285 Sometimes I have a tough time expressing myself. 162 00:07:52,319 --> 00:07:55,589 You always check your feelings at the door like a proper agent. 163 00:07:55,622 --> 00:07:58,225 Now, time to find you a new partner. 164 00:07:58,257 --> 00:08:00,458 - Let's take it to the wheel. - If I must. 165 00:08:00,459 --> 00:08:02,195 I hope I get Tall Otis. 166 00:08:02,228 --> 00:08:06,567 Tall Otis would be the ideal partner for you in every way, 167 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,469 but the wheel makes the call. 168 00:08:11,338 --> 00:08:13,107 - Oh. - Oh. 169 00:08:13,139 --> 00:08:16,276 The song of the wheel can be a mournful tune, 170 00:08:16,310 --> 00:08:18,211 but we must face the music. 171 00:08:18,245 --> 00:08:20,514 You know, today would have been French's birthday. 172 00:08:20,546 --> 00:08:23,149 Happy Birthday to me. 173 00:08:23,182 --> 00:08:26,918 - Today's your birthday, too? - No. 174 00:08:27,988 --> 00:08:30,423 All: Happy Birthday, French! 175 00:08:30,456 --> 00:08:32,927 For me? 176 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,125 We all got together and baked a cake 177 00:08:34,126 --> 00:08:37,230 out of sand and dead apes. Also, my shit. 178 00:08:37,264 --> 00:08:40,334 Wait a minute... if the Chubbies are here, that means... 179 00:08:40,366 --> 00:08:45,171 They say blood is thicker than cream, and they're right. 180 00:08:45,205 --> 00:08:47,007 Protect me, No-Nose! 181 00:08:47,039 --> 00:08:48,507 From what? You set us to "Friend" mode, 182 00:08:48,508 --> 00:08:50,142 and now we're friends with Creamy Zeus. 183 00:08:50,143 --> 00:08:52,579 Let's face it, we were never true friends with you. 184 00:08:52,611 --> 00:08:54,311 Ahh! 185 00:08:55,716 --> 00:08:57,685 Real-life Branski would find this scenario pathetic, 186 00:08:57,717 --> 00:08:59,486 but still, happy birthday! 187 00:09:01,187 --> 00:09:04,024 Ahhh! 188 00:09:04,057 --> 00:09:07,061 Your friends at Hot Streets abandoned you. 189 00:09:07,094 --> 00:09:10,597 Your programmed friends couldn't care enough to save you. 190 00:09:10,630 --> 00:09:13,600 Now you will die alone. 191 00:09:13,633 --> 00:09:18,338 Prepare yourself... for infinite cream. 192 00:09:25,011 --> 00:09:27,213 What's that dumb-looking mutt doing here? 193 00:09:29,515 --> 00:09:33,084 He's just seasick, that one. No threat at all. 194 00:09:42,162 --> 00:09:44,031 Yeah! 195 00:09:44,063 --> 00:09:45,697 Chub... 196 00:09:45,698 --> 00:09:48,501 Well, well, well, if it isn't Chubbie Webbers. 197 00:09:48,534 --> 00:09:50,770 I was prepared for something like this. 198 00:09:50,803 --> 00:09:52,706 All: Chubbie's such a good baby boy! 199 00:09:52,739 --> 00:09:55,042 Don't you want a belly rub? 200 00:09:55,075 --> 00:09:56,777 Not real! 201 00:09:59,279 --> 00:10:02,182 Ah! 202 00:10:04,418 --> 00:10:06,354 And stay dead! 203 00:10:12,091 --> 00:10:15,095 The real Chubbie Webbers? 204 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,672 - True friends. - You mean it, Chubbie? 205 00:10:42,871 --> 00:10:44,808 Thank God. They're okay. 206 00:10:44,841 --> 00:10:46,543 Jet Jr. is up to something. 207 00:10:46,576 --> 00:10:49,947 Somehow, I have to expose him and save Hot Streets. 208 00:10:51,788 --> 00:10:55,442 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~