1 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:12,490 Boys, boys. 2 00:00:12,534 --> 00:00:15,102 notice anything different about me? 3 00:00:15,145 --> 00:00:16,712 Uh, no, but I noticed 4 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:18,061 something different about your mom 5 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:19,454 when I left her house this morning. 6 00:00:19,497 --> 00:00:22,065 Oh! Boom! You just got Ari'd. 7 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:24,024 Nice, Ari. 8 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:25,199 No. New suit. 9 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:26,809 David set me up with his tailor. 10 00:00:26,852 --> 00:00:28,158 My guy's a magician. 11 00:00:28,202 --> 00:00:30,073 He'd have to be to make Trevor look hot. 12 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:31,640 You just said Trevor looked hot. You love Trevor. 13 00:00:31,683 --> 00:00:33,076 Damn it. 14 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,512 Pinkus, hand me my briefcase. 15 00:00:34,556 --> 00:00:36,166 And open it for me. 16 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:37,515 I'm sorry, what-- am I the summer associate? 17 00:00:37,559 --> 00:00:38,647 He's not. Right, right. 18 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:40,866 Pinkus. So dumb. 19 00:00:40,910 --> 00:00:43,086 Ugh. Chekhov Chill? 20 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:44,957 Oh! You just got chilled. 21 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:46,307 You guys. 22 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:47,786 Chug, chug, chug, chug, 23 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:49,832 chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, 24 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:51,703 chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, 25 00:00:51,747 --> 00:00:53,575 chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug... 26 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:57,840 All right, all right, I have an announcement. 27 00:00:57,883 --> 00:00:59,494 That's actually a celebratory cocktail, 28 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:02,540 'cause starting this Monday, you are no longer lowly scum. 29 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:04,064 You are a full member of the team. 30 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:05,761 No. No way. I'm getting promoted? 31 00:01:05,804 --> 00:01:08,111 Mazel, Pinkus, and we're taking you out tonight. 32 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:09,939 Yes! Yeah, my folks are in Europe, 33 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:11,462 so we're hitting the country estate. 34 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:13,160 Pinkus, Pinkus, 35 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:15,814 Pinkus, Pinkus, Pinkus, Pinkus, 36 00:01:15,858 --> 00:01:17,990 Pinkus, Pinkus... 37 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:20,123 This is gonna be the best night ever! 38 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,385 Yeah! 39 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:23,518 ♪ 40 00:01:27,565 --> 00:01:29,176 No, that's great. 41 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:31,134 Uh-huh. We'll be here. 42 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:32,527 That was the jeweler. 43 00:01:32,570 --> 00:01:34,137 He thinks he might have found someone, babe. 44 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:36,139 No way. That's amazing. What's going on? 45 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:38,185 Oh, remember the vintage watch we took off the corpse 46 00:01:38,228 --> 00:01:40,143 of Hetty's dead robber baron husband? 47 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:42,102 How exciting do you think our afterlives are 48 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:43,973 that we wouldn't remember that? 49 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:45,322 Well, we may finally have a buyer. 50 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:46,889 How much does he think we can get? 51 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:48,934 Enough to knock out our entire debt, babe. 52 00:01:48,978 --> 00:01:50,588 And the guy's coming up from the city 53 00:01:50,632 --> 00:01:52,416 this afternoon to look at it. 54 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:55,332 Ooh, man, we really need this sale to go through. 55 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:58,988 What is that smell? Oh, yeah, desperation. 56 00:01:59,031 --> 00:02:01,599 Listen to me, the most important bargaining chip you have 57 00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:03,645 is the ability to walk away. 58 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:06,952 I would argue a lead pipe beats that, but I get your point. 59 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:09,259 The ghosts are saying we shouldn't act too desperate. 60 00:02:09,303 --> 00:02:10,652 Oh, guys, come on. Have some faith. 61 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:12,567 I'm a master negotiator. 62 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:14,786 Do you remember the deal I got us on the Mini? 63 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:17,224 I don't know that that was the victory you think it... 64 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:21,010 Babe, has our undercarriage rusted? Has it? 65 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,359 No, I think not. 66 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:24,970 And they threw that in for free. 67 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:28,409 Man, 68 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,150 picking something to watch is much more difficult 69 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:31,281 than it was in the '80s. 70 00:02:31,325 --> 00:02:32,587 Too many choices. 71 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:34,806 Pete, just make up your mind. 72 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:36,678 Maybe go back through the romantic comedies, 73 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:38,593 comb through those again? No! 74 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:40,769 Thor not watch romantic comedies. 75 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:42,988 Thor hate love. 76 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:44,903 You okay, there, big guy? 77 00:02:44,947 --> 00:02:47,776 Thor had a pretty emotional therapy session the other day. 78 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:52,302 A lot come up. Thor discuss feelings about Flower. 79 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:55,305 Oh. And what did the therapist say? 80 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:57,351 She thinks I should tell Flower 81 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:59,483 how I truly feel. 82 00:02:59,527 --> 00:03:02,225 And I agree with her. This is the new you, buddy. 83 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:03,748 You talk about things. 84 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:05,446 Thor scared. 85 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:08,753 Can it ever really work out between a hippie and a Viking? 86 00:03:08,797 --> 00:03:11,452 Oh, now, that's a romantic comedy I would watch. 87 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:13,280 Can you type in "hippie and Viking," 88 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:14,455 see if anything comes up? 89 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:15,934 Oh, yeah, sure. 90 00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:24,334 Welcome. Hi. I'm Sam, 91 00:03:24,378 --> 00:03:26,031 and this is Jay. 92 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:27,337 Hey, what's up, man? I'm Ari. 93 00:03:27,381 --> 00:03:29,252 Hey, what's going on? 94 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:30,993 All right, well, we're really excited to have you here. 95 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:33,169 Not too excited. Just the appropriate amount of excited. 96 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,476 This is gonna be a disaster. 97 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:39,262 Hey, you know what is nuts? I've actually been here before. 98 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:40,394 Oh, yeah. 99 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:42,222 He does seem familiar. 100 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:46,269 Holy crap. Is that Ari Cantor? 101 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:49,272 Oh! Boom! You just got Ari'd. 102 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:51,361 Wait, you know him? 103 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:52,797 Yeah, he's, like, my boy. 104 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,625 Know who? I-I was just 105 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:56,279 asking Jay if he knew you. 106 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:57,889 I mean, we just met. 107 00:03:57,933 --> 00:03:59,151 Right, so now you know him. 108 00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:00,196 Yep. 109 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,242 Anyway, yeah, I knew this guy 110 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:04,331 whose parents owned this place, David Woodstone. 111 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:06,376 My great-great-great-grandson, 112 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:08,335 who was actually kind of a louse. 113 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:10,554 Uh, David was my uncle. I didn't really know him, 114 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:12,687 but his mom was my great-aunt Sophie, 115 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:14,384 who I inherited this place from. 116 00:04:14,428 --> 00:04:16,647 He was obsessed with strippers. 117 00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:18,823 I heard he was a good guy, though. 118 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:21,391 Man, this place is really bringing back 119 00:04:21,435 --> 00:04:22,871 some memories for me. 120 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:25,700 Wow, well, I could show you around, 121 00:04:25,743 --> 00:04:27,571 or do you want to see the watch first? 122 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:28,920 Nah, not yet. 123 00:04:28,964 --> 00:04:30,748 Cool, uh, yeah. Let's chitchat. 124 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:32,184 That's how not big of a deal 125 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:34,186 this whole watch transaction is to me. 126 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:35,536 Uh, right this way. 127 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:38,060 I can't believe this. 128 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:39,148 Trevor, you know this guy? 129 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:40,671 Ari and I worked together. 130 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:42,978 He was in my crew. We were, like, best friends. 131 00:04:43,021 --> 00:04:44,588 No way. That's crazy. 132 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:46,198 You want to know something really crazy? 133 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:48,113 He was here the night that I died. 134 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:51,116 Okay, how did you die, and why aren't you wearing any pants? 135 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,031 You've never asked him about this? 136 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:54,772 I was always curious, but I didn't know the etiquette 137 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:56,078 around ghost deaths. 138 00:04:56,121 --> 00:04:58,341 Tell her the story, Trev. 139 00:04:58,385 --> 00:05:00,169 All right. 140 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:01,649 I thought you'd never ask. 141 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:08,786 It was the year 2000. 142 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:10,832 Y2K was behind us, mad cow was Europe's problem, 143 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:12,529 and the future was bright. 144 00:05:12,573 --> 00:05:13,791 Oh, yeah. All right! 145 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:15,271 Ari, can you hand me that pillow, please? 146 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,491 Why? Is there a Chekhov Chill behind it? 147 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:18,753 Oh... 148 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:20,276 'Cause if there is, you know the rules. 149 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,713 The attempted chiller is himself chilled. 150 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:25,107 Damn it! 151 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:26,978 No one chills the A-dog. 152 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:28,197 Drink up, Lefkowitz. 153 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,633 Oh, your day will come. 154 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:31,505 Keep dreaming. 155 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:32,723 Here we go. 156 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:33,942 Chug, chug, chug, 157 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:35,552 chug, chug, chug, 158 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:37,380 chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, 159 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:38,816 chug, chug, chug, 160 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:40,514 chug, chug... 161 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:42,646 T-Money. Come on. That was awesome. 162 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,735 You better get your buzz on, too, Pinkus. 163 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:46,171 Help you stay warm 164 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:47,956 during the Run of Fun. The Run of Fun? 165 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:50,611 It's just so humiliating. 166 00:05:50,654 --> 00:05:51,916 Uh, what's the Run of Fun? 167 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,527 How about, instead of any hazing, 168 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:56,921 we just party and celebrate Pinkus's promotion? 169 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,358 Dude, hazing is to prove loyalty. 170 00:05:58,401 --> 00:05:59,663 We all went through it. 171 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,709 To question it is to break the bro code. 172 00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:03,319 ♪ 173 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,669 Are you breaking the bro code, bro? 174 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,980 Psych. 175 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:13,808 Got you. 176 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:16,071 You're running, Pinkus. All right, ladies. 177 00:06:16,114 --> 00:06:17,812 Time to take this night up a notch. 178 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:19,683 How I love Woodstone's secret drug drawer. 179 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:21,076 It's so baller. 180 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:23,818 Name of the game 181 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:25,428 is pill roulette. 182 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:27,474 Take one, find out what happens. 183 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,127 I'm first. 184 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:33,958 I wish there was a green one for T-Money. 185 00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:38,223 But yellow and blue make green. 186 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:41,531 What?! 187 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:42,837 Damn! 188 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,317 Two pills! 189 00:06:45,361 --> 00:06:47,319 And I was a total legend. 190 00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:49,713 For two hours until your heart exploded. 191 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:51,323 Tell her how you lost your pants. 192 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:53,413 This is classic Trev. 193 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:55,153 Well, post-drug cocktail, pre-death, 194 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:56,981 I had sex with the hot limo driver. 195 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:59,375 All right, so you died having sex? 196 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,159 No, I died about 15 minutes later. 197 00:07:01,203 --> 00:07:03,074 Then why were your pants not on? 198 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:04,859 Because we were gonna do it again. 199 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:06,382 Does a boxer put his robe back on 200 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,428 between rounds one and two? Come on, Sam. 201 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:13,171 So, 202 00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:15,478 you probably won't remember this, but, uh, 203 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:16,697 several months ago, 204 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,350 during Viking funeral, 205 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:20,570 I was supposed to be sucked off. 206 00:07:20,614 --> 00:07:21,876 Right. 207 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:24,835 And you said, "No, Thor, don't go. 208 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:26,271 I love you." 209 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:28,665 And then I wasn't sucked off, 210 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:31,451 and then you said, "Never mind." 211 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:33,540 Okay, yeah, yeah, this is ringing a bell. Yeah, sure. 212 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:34,715 So... 213 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:36,325 I was wondering if, maybe, 214 00:07:36,368 --> 00:07:38,675 there was truth to the thing you said 215 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:41,548 before you said, "Never mind." 216 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,465 Yes, there was. 217 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:46,727 Really? 218 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:48,163 Yeah, but-but that was when I thought 219 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:49,512 I couldn't have you. 220 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:54,343 So you only want Thor if Thor not here? 221 00:07:54,386 --> 00:07:56,345 I have intimacy issues, man. 222 00:07:56,388 --> 00:07:58,347 But you had boyfriend Ira. 223 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:00,175 I remember. He run away like Dane 224 00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:02,090 when attacked by bear. 225 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:05,441 Well, Ira and I only worked because it was never just us. 226 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,269 We always had a third. 227 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:08,749 First, there was Phyllis, the blanket hog. 228 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:11,012 Then Dorothy, another blanket hog. 229 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:13,188 Blanket politics are really big in throuples. 230 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:14,711 The point is, 231 00:08:14,755 --> 00:08:16,234 we always had a buffer to keep things 232 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:18,062 from getting too intense. 233 00:08:18,106 --> 00:08:19,890 Sorry. 234 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:23,851 Well, maybe we get buffer. 235 00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:25,417 Huh. 236 00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:29,247 But who would be the third? 237 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:32,250 19th-century 238 00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:33,513 Jacques Bijoux. 239 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:35,645 A rare find. Mm-hmm. 240 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,560 But not in great condition, is it? 241 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,388 What? Let me see that? 242 00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:40,650 Sam. 243 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:41,782 I want to hear about the old days. 244 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:43,392 Bring up my name. 245 00:08:43,435 --> 00:08:45,568 ...some nicks on the bezel. Fine. So, uh, 246 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,744 you mentioned that you used to hang out here 247 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:49,572 with my Uncle David. 248 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:52,488 Was there a guy named Trevor Lefkowitz in your crew? 249 00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:56,448 Um, it's hard to say. 250 00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:58,363 I knew a lot of Trevors. 251 00:08:58,407 --> 00:08:59,930 What? We were bros. 252 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,628 Right, i-it's just that, you know, 253 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:04,195 Uncle David did bring his name up quite a bit. 254 00:09:04,239 --> 00:09:05,632 Oh, because I thought that you said 255 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,155 that you didn't really know your uncle. 256 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:09,461 Surely, he must remember the night that you died. 257 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:11,072 Yes. Smart. 258 00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:13,596 Okay, we were here to celebrate Pinkus's promotion. 259 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,251 Bring that up. A-And where exactly is the bezel? 260 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:17,774 You know, I think that it might have been 261 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,123 this one time you guys 262 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:20,690 were all up here for Pinkus's promotion, 263 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,562 is what I remember my Uncle David telling me, 264 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:25,913 as a child, during one of our few chats. 265 00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:27,479 Hey, babe, I think this is 266 00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:30,395 hardly relevant to the negotiations at hand. 267 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,615 Right? How is this relevant? 268 00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:33,877 I don't know... 269 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:35,966 I'm gonna go make a quick phone call. 270 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:38,186 What are you doing? You're blowing it. 271 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:40,449 I'm sorry, but Trevor says he knows the guy. 272 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:41,929 None of this makes any sense. 273 00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:44,801 How does someone not remember their best bro? 274 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:47,804 Oh, well, Hamilton pretended to not know me at a party once. 275 00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:49,632 And then "got my name wrong" 276 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,895 several times over the years after that. 277 00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:55,638 Classic archrival shenanigans. 278 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,251 What is this for? 279 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,513 We just wanted to ask you 280 00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:02,906 some questions about yourself. 281 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,386 Oh, well, 282 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:05,822 you know I do love talking about myself. 283 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,476 Ask away. 284 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:10,435 I would not describe myself as a "people person," no. 285 00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:12,176 I mean, no, I wouldn't say my body 286 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,483 is particularly hairy. Why? 287 00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:16,441 Is this a sex thing? 288 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:19,531 Am I willing to go with the flow? 289 00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:20,707 No. 290 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:23,623 Yeah, this is a sex thing. I'm out. 291 00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:27,017 My strong suits? Well, I'm can-do. 292 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:30,194 Selfless. I tend to put other people's desires and needs 293 00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:31,718 before my own. 294 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:33,633 Oh, and I have excellent hand-eye coordination. 295 00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,504 He's perfect. 296 00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,245 Great. Perfect for what? 297 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:43,251 Look, I came up here to buy a watch, and ten minutes in, 298 00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:45,427 she's grilling me about a dead man. 299 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,864 Did one of you guys snitch? I guess I'm just 300 00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,300 kind of worried that maybe, I don't know, 301 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:50,693 I'm being blackmailed? 302 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,564 Blackmailed? This is getting interesting. 303 00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:55,916 No, I'm not on drugs, but I wish that I was, 304 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:58,919 'cause I'm freaking out right now. 305 00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:02,226 Oh, right. The secret drug drawer. 306 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:05,839 I don't know. How long do you think cocaine stays good for? 307 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:08,711 Who would ever keep it around long enough to find out? 308 00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,626 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 309 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,759 What do you mean, "snitched"? What's he talking about? 310 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,717 He has obviously done something nefarious. 311 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,676 Dude is shaken. 312 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:19,243 Are you telling us everything? What really happened that night? 313 00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,637 I told you, I took some bad pills, had totally awesome sex 314 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,986 and then died. 315 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,727 But I don't know what he means by snitching. 316 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:27,208 Because there's something you don't know about that night. 317 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,166 None of you do. 318 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:32,866 Ari betrayed you, Trevor. 319 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,302 What did he do? 320 00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:38,349 He's the one who broke the bro code. 321 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,744 Oh, come on. That was gasp-worthy. 322 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,485 There's something wrong with you people. 323 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,840 What do you mean, Ari betrayed me? 324 00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,407 Okay, look, something happened, 325 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:53,930 and I never told you because I know how much 326 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,584 you loved your bros. 327 00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:58,500 You had just died and were understandably 328 00:11:58,543 --> 00:11:59,762 a little confused. 329 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,764 What the hell is going on? 330 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:02,896 Who are all you guys? 331 00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,636 We are ghosts. 332 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,508 While most spirits pass on, 333 00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:08,902 we are the unfortunate few cursed to spend... 334 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:11,382 He's dead! Okay, well, I'm talking here. 335 00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:13,428 What the hell? This is nuts! 336 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,951 You know, it's a little loud in here. 337 00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,300 Maybe we do the welcoming ceremony in another room. 338 00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:17,824 Why do you have an arrow in your neck? 339 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:20,043 Oh, because I'm dead. But I'm jumping ahead. 340 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,305 We'll get to all that. 341 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,872 Where are your pants, man? 342 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:25,962 Yeah, probably should have kept those on. Big mistake. 343 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,965 While everyone else left to tend to you, I stuck around. 344 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,185 You were in good hands, and I was having too much fun 345 00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:33,187 watching these jerks freak out. I am not freaking out! 346 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,015 Oh, God, what are we gonna do? 347 00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,451 Maybe we call 911? 348 00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:37,931 No, I am, like, 70% cocaine right now. 349 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,062 We are not calling the cops. 350 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,455 I can't handle going to jail. 351 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,457 I can't handle going to the Sheraton! 352 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,328 There's only one way out of this. 353 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:45,765 We call our dads. 354 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:50,073 They didn't even try to help you? 355 00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:52,032 It gets so much worse. 356 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,729 Okay, my dad said we should lawyer up. 357 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,426 We're probably gonna be fine. "Probably"? 358 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,732 My dad says hide the body. 359 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,516 What are you talking about? 360 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,083 We weigh it down, drop the body in the lake 361 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,259 and never speak of this again. 362 00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,000 Agreed? 363 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,610 And that's exactly what they did. 364 00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,961 I'm so sorry, Trevor. 365 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:11,312 Okay, it's not good, obviously, but they were scared. 366 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,227 Trevor, stop defending them. 367 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:15,142 They were kids. Some of them were barely 30. 368 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,230 Well, they would've been grandparents 369 00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:17,709 in my day, but go on. 370 00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,407 I'm just saying, I would've done the same thing. 371 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,713 No, you wouldn't have, and you know you wouldn't have, 372 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,367 'cause you were different from them. 373 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,717 How do you know? Because I know the story 374 00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:29,112 of how you really lost your pants. 375 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:34,552 Oh, come on. 376 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,340 Congratulations, Pete. 377 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:40,732 Yes, Thor also 378 00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,560 very comfortable with new development. 379 00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,562 Not rethinking it at all. 380 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:48,392 Look, truth be told, uh, now that I'm fully up to speed 381 00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,220 on what you guys say I have won, 382 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,788 I'm not really sure I want the position. 383 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,790 Oh, well, we can do any position you want. 384 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,357 Not what I'm saying. Uh, I'm talking about 385 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,359 the general position of being the third. 386 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,666 Maybe I could watch. Nope. Hate that. 387 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:02,885 Uh, thank you, though, 388 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:03,930 and good luck. 389 00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,279 I'll be cheering you guys on. 390 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,628 From afar. Not from the same roo-- 391 00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,369 You understand. 392 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,197 Is it possible that I could leave? 393 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,547 Thank you. Uh... 394 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:15,419 I already told you how I lost the pants, remember? 395 00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,769 Refractory period in between rounds with the hot limo driver. 396 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,771 Yeah, first of all, you never had sex 397 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,512 with the limo driver. 398 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:22,905 Here's what really happened. 399 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,646 Can you stop doing that? 400 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,692 So, uh, I don't really understand. 401 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,129 Um, the Run of Fun is that I have to somehow 402 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,609 make it back to the city on foot with no money, 403 00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:32,915 wearing nothing but a T-shirt? 404 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,047 Sounds like you understand perfectly. 405 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,050 These guys are mean. 406 00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,921 He's for sure gonna get hypothermia. 407 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,750 But before Pinkus left... 408 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:42,925 Have fun. 409 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,971 ...you tracked him down. 410 00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,929 Pinkus. 411 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,324 You don't have to do this if you don't want to. 412 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,456 But I really want the promotion. 413 00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,155 All right. 414 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,113 Don't tell anybody about this. 415 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,072 You take my money clip, you get a cab. 416 00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:00,247 I want that back Monday, though. 417 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:02,423 Serious? Thank you, Trevor. 418 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,294 Oh, wait. 419 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,862 A cab's not gonna let you in without any pants on. 420 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,691 I learned that the hard way during my Run of Fun. 421 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,214 Okay. 422 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,955 Get out of here. 423 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:15,784 Y-You're just gonna go back in there with no pants? 424 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,047 I'll make up something brilliant. 425 00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,962 Wait. Take my boxers. 426 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,662 I don't want your boys rubbing up against my new suit. 427 00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,882 Fair enough. 428 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,449 Be free. Thank you 429 00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,494 so much. 430 00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:38,241 Guess who just had sex with the hot limo driver! 431 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:41,462 Trevor, you're a good guy. 432 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:43,203 I had no idea. 433 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,900 Okay, a little less shocked would be nice. 434 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,684 I don't understand, Sass. 435 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,599 Why did you never call me out about the limo driver thing? 436 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,819 Because I knew why you lied. 437 00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:53,648 Helping Pinkus meant breaking the bro code that you lived by, 438 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,345 and I knew that was important to you. 439 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,868 I can't believe this. 440 00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:58,958 I can't believe those guys would do that. 441 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,785 Well, shoot, let's take them down. 442 00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:03,005 Tell the press. Ooh, Sam can help us ruin their lives. 443 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,007 That's not gonna make me feel better. 444 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:08,097 That job, those guys, that was my world. 445 00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,925 Maybe I never had any bros at all. 446 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,974 Maybe my whole life was a lie. 447 00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,153 And are you sure Trevor didn't, like, put hot sauce 448 00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,111 in the man's pants to burn the guy's wiener? 449 00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,249 I wish there was something we could do 450 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,685 to make Trevor feel better. 451 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,078 Well, he said he didn't want revenge, 452 00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,036 so we just have to honor that. 453 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,647 No, he said he didn't want to ruin their lives. 454 00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:39,259 But I have another idea to get revenge. 455 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:43,741 And it is super douchey, so he's gonna love it. 456 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,700 I don't know if you're distracted 457 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,876 or if you're Art of War-ing me with your negotiation tactics, 458 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,096 but I'll tell you what, you're good. 459 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,533 Bro, I'm not even thinking about the watch right now. 460 00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:54,230 Okay, 80% off, final offer. 461 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,232 Hey, how's it going in here? 462 00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:57,799 I got him right where I want him. 463 00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,366 Ari, uh, could I talk to Jay for a second? 464 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:00,584 You can wait in the living room. 465 00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:02,021 Oh, yeah, of course. 466 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,152 You can talk to Jay all you want. 467 00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,588 Wh-What do you guys want 468 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,068 to talk about, exactly? Is it about me? 469 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,722 'Cause if it's about me, I feel like I should know. 470 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,332 Where were you just now? 471 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,987 Just took a walk, down by the lake. 472 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,598 Oh, that's lovely. 473 00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,339 I-I didn't even know that you had a lake here. 474 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,559 I'll be in the living room. 475 00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,996 What is going on? 476 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,955 Ghost stuff. We just have to wait in here for a few minutes. 477 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,133 Good news, I have a surprise. 478 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:28,395 Oh, really? 479 00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,266 Uh, what is it? 480 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:33,400 Well, I was getting the sense that you were a little nervous 481 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,445 about the whole "finding a third" thing. 482 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,273 Maybe a little. But, of course, 483 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:41,103 I still have my hang-ups about the whole one-on-one thing, 484 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,496 so I found a compromise. 485 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,628 It's Crash's body. 486 00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:47,283 Oh, yes, it, uh... That... 487 00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,764 Surprise. 488 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,592 Well, I figured this is, like, a happy medium. 489 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,681 The two-and-a-half solution, if you will. 490 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,425 Okay, I cannot do this. 491 00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:00,079 No, no, no, he's cool with it. Watch. 492 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,211 Yeah, you're cool with that, right? Yeah. 493 00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,647 He's cool with it. 494 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,171 Yeah-- Wait, no, wh-where you going? 495 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,390 It's not that. Look, 496 00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:10,698 if you not okay with just Thor, I understand, 497 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:15,050 but if it is more time you need to feel comfortable, 498 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,008 I can wait. 499 00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:18,619 Really? 500 00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,577 I've been here a thousand years. 501 00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,840 Only met you 50 years ago. 502 00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:25,060 Blink of an eye. 503 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,237 So we can wait till moment is right. 504 00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:30,979 But it might be a long time. 505 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:35,897 Thor think that maybe Flower worth the wait. 506 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,204 Aw. 507 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,208 Okay, we should get out of here. I think I got it revved up. 508 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,210 Flattered, but, uh, no, thank you. 509 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,951 Nice to see you. 510 00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:53,044 Uh, why are you bringing me in here? I... 511 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,350 No. 512 00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:55,873 I don't want to look at this guy. 513 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,354 Trevor, you thought you did not have bros, 514 00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,790 but you are mistaken. 515 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,489 You have bros. And we are they. 516 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,360 Enjoy. 517 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:06,319 What did you guys do? 518 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,668 Oh, just watch. 519 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,278 Y'all think he's gonna do it?Trust me. 520 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,628 This'll work. There you go. 521 00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:12,934 Go to the drug drawer. 522 00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:15,241 There you go. 523 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,590 Right there... Right there. 524 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:17,852 Oh, you're so close. Do it. 525 00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,636 Do it, do it, do it... 526 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:27,035 "I know what you did. 527 00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,645 T-Money"? 528 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:31,996 Oh, my God, you guys. 529 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,738 I believe some sort of celebratory declaration 530 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,087 is in order? 531 00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:44,792 Ari Cantor, I've waited 20 years to say this to you. 532 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,490 You just got chilled. Boom! 533 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:48,970 Come on! 534 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,450 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 535 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:53,017 Is, uh, everything okay? 536 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,585 Um, look... 537 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,979 I don't know what kind of sick game this is, 538 00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:59,633 but how about this? 539 00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:02,766 I'll pay you double what you're asking for the watch, 540 00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:06,248 and we agree to never speak of this again. 541 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,598 Deal. No take-backs. 542 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,948 See? Told you your hubs could handle it. 543 00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,776 Good job, babe. Say, Ari, 544 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,430 is that a Chekhov Chill? 545 00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,258 When you find one of those, aren't you supposed 546 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,173 to do something with it? 547 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,522 Ooh... 548 00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:20,697 Seriously? 549 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:23,744 I don't make the rules... bro. 550 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,748 Get down. Down. 551 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,839 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, 552 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,189 chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, 553 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,583 chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, 554 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,237 chug, chug, chug, chug, chug... 555 00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:42,066 Yeah! That was the best! 556 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,504 That was the most amazing thing.