1 00:00:02,758 --> 00:00:05,141 Four punches! Straight punches! 2 00:00:05,250 --> 00:00:08,195 Hey, Fits, great news! Hey, Ben, real job. 3 00:00:08,273 --> 00:00:10,320 Yeah, yeah. Step cuts! 4 00:00:11,090 --> 00:00:13,894 My friend Joe showed my musicbox to his Boston Halstead Records. 5 00:00:13,941 --> 00:00:16,269 Hey, don't say "blog". And we're kicking, now! 6 00:00:16,652 --> 00:00:18,582 Hey, they want to bring me in for an interview. 7 00:00:18,637 --> 00:00:21,676 That's great, man. We're all starting to worry about unemployed Ben. 8 00:00:23,008 --> 00:00:24,320 What are you watching? 9 00:00:24,352 --> 00:00:25,531 Intervention. 10 00:00:27,773 --> 00:00:29,031 What's you watchin'? 11 00:00:29,125 --> 00:00:31,016 Barefoot Contessa. 12 00:00:31,629 --> 00:00:33,777 All you talk about is meth! 13 00:00:33,902 --> 00:00:35,176 Intervention. 14 00:00:37,153 --> 00:00:38,488 Intervention? 15 00:00:38,522 --> 00:00:39,906 I can handle it! You don't... 16 00:00:39,948 --> 00:00:41,371 You don't know me! 17 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:43,943 There were talks of staging an Intervention intervention. 18 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:45,612 Not me, baby. 19 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,113 I'm indestructible. 20 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:48,581 I'm Superman. 21 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,452 Oh... 22 00:00:53,698 --> 00:00:58,776 Sync by Alex1969 www.addic7ed.com 23 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:00,527 To Ben, for pursuing a job 24 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:01,794 he doesn't have to lie to girls about. 25 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,830 Hey! 26 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,051 So I texted Joe. I want to buy him 27 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:09,669 a "thanks for the interview" drink. 28 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:11,271 Really? Ah, I hate it when we hang out 29 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:12,405 with people that aren't us. 30 00:01:14,312 --> 00:01:15,475 Oh, no. 31 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,360 It's okay. I'll just make small talk or something. 32 00:01:17,394 --> 00:01:18,528 No. Oh, no. 33 00:01:18,562 --> 00:01:20,085 I texted the wrong Joe. 34 00:01:20,132 --> 00:01:21,765 Sara, why aren't you breathing? 35 00:01:21,787 --> 00:01:23,296 Sara dated this Joe after college. 36 00:01:23,335 --> 00:01:24,684 He destroyed her. 37 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:25,652 Hey, guys. 38 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,327 Joe! 39 00:01:27,804 --> 00:01:29,956 I mean... hey. 40 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,930 What's so bad about Joe? 41 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:38,298 He's kind of cute. 42 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:40,366 Well, Joe is Sara's mindbanger. 43 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:42,168 Okay, I'll bite. What's a mindbanger? 44 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:44,554 Well, you know, it's that one person who gets into your head 45 00:01:44,588 --> 00:01:45,888 and takes over your mind. 46 00:01:45,923 --> 00:01:47,423 And once you're dating that person, 47 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:50,009 you forget who you are and all the things you care about. 48 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:51,678 And all that matters is sustaining 49 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:54,213 your dysfunctional relationship. 50 00:01:54,231 --> 00:01:55,214 Gia Pots. 51 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:56,082 Tanya Baker. 52 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,183 Adam Foster. 53 00:01:57,217 --> 00:01:58,418 See? 54 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,953 So what happens when Sara's with Joe? 55 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:02,055 Well, first, she blows off all of her friends. 56 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,157 Hey, guys. 57 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:05,491 Joe and I are gonna go somewhere a little quieter 58 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:06,559 to catch up. 59 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:08,077 No. No, you're not. Not allowed. 60 00:02:08,112 --> 00:02:09,562 Remember our friendship promise? 61 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:11,564 Listen up, Ben. Ow. 62 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:14,000 If I ever try to get back together with Joe, 63 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:16,202 ever, promise me you won't let me. 64 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:17,971 I... Promise me. 65 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:19,839 I promise. You're hurting me. 66 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:20,906 Ow. 67 00:02:20,924 --> 00:02:23,042 Ben, please, I was 23. 68 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:24,076 I was young and naive. 69 00:02:25,462 --> 00:02:26,963 It's just catching up. 70 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:30,216 Or, whatever. 71 00:02:31,057 --> 00:02:32,585 Okay. 72 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:37,733 Thank you 73 00:02:37,756 --> 00:02:39,426 for coming with me and making sure 74 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,261 I do not buy this car. 75 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,096 I don't need this car. I'm here to look at it. 76 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,431 I don't even have a place to put this car. 77 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:45,765 I should buy this car. Should I get this? 78 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:46,766 No. 79 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,967 You're doing a great job. 80 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:50,520 Hi. Riley? 81 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,796 Ariel. Hi. How's it going? 82 00:02:52,850 --> 00:02:53,694 Hi. 83 00:02:53,764 --> 00:02:54,908 I'm Ariel. 84 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:56,376 Like the mermaid. 85 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:58,345 But with legs. 86 00:02:58,379 --> 00:02:59,779 And other parts. 87 00:02:59,814 --> 00:03:01,014 How do you guys know each other? 88 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:02,649 You know, the Scene. 89 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,785 Oh, my God. I love this car. 90 00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:07,987 What's a girl got to do to get a ride in it? 91 00:03:08,005 --> 00:03:09,839 I think you just talk to one of the salespeople 92 00:03:09,874 --> 00:03:12,058 over there and... 93 00:03:12,093 --> 00:03:13,826 Or... 94 00:03:13,844 --> 00:03:17,497 Just say yes to me when I ask you on a date. 95 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,899 And then I will come and pick you up in it. 96 00:03:23,738 --> 00:03:26,473 This is my building. 8:00. 97 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:28,136 See you later, Riley. 98 00:03:28,161 --> 00:03:29,328 Bye-bye. 99 00:03:32,196 --> 00:03:33,346 Boom! 100 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:34,481 Did you see that? 101 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:36,280 That was the smoothest moment in my whole life! 102 00:03:36,311 --> 00:03:38,017 I was like Bruce Wayne. I was like 103 00:03:38,035 --> 00:03:39,386 when Michael Keaton played Bruce Wayne, 104 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,537 not like when Val Kilmer played Bruce Wayne. 105 00:03:40,571 --> 00:03:42,155 You don't want this car, 106 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:43,390 and you don't want to go out with Ariel. 107 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:44,391 Yeah, I do. 108 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:45,725 She has legs and other parts. 109 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,193 She's a skanky scenester chick 110 00:03:47,211 --> 00:03:48,928 who bangs rich guys to get free stuff. 111 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:51,030 Are you saying that she just wants to have sex with me 112 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:52,198 because I'm rich? 113 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:55,385 Yup. That is so awesome. 114 00:03:55,419 --> 00:03:56,436 Don't you want to go out with somebody 115 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:57,837 who likes the real Aaron? No. 116 00:03:57,872 --> 00:03:59,873 The real Aaron has a very spotty track record. 117 00:04:01,592 --> 00:04:05,011 I got us a "Build Blackbeard's Ship" kit! 118 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:08,715 Say hello to our weekend. 119 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,583 I have to go. 120 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:13,386 I know we've only known each other for about three days, 121 00:04:13,404 --> 00:04:15,438 but I'm falling in love with you. 122 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,023 I'm sorry, what? 123 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,191 I love you. 124 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:21,795 I have to go. 125 00:04:22,897 --> 00:04:24,247 And then the fourth time 126 00:04:24,281 --> 00:04:25,765 my mom tried to kill herself, 127 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,067 I was away at camp. 128 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,538 Just go. 129 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:34,124 Okay. The people that Ariel hangs out with are fake. 130 00:04:34,175 --> 00:04:35,708 You're a real person. 131 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:37,760 Right, but maybe real isn't really working out for me. 132 00:04:37,795 --> 00:04:38,778 Nobody likes real. 133 00:04:38,813 --> 00:04:40,046 Everyone likes real. 134 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,281 I mean, breasts, 135 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:42,748 Housewives, Time with Bill Maher. 136 00:04:42,766 --> 00:04:43,950 Okay, stop. 137 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,385 Here's a question. Would you rather eat 138 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:48,154 a raw potato, or double-bacon potato skins 139 00:04:48,189 --> 00:04:49,255 with sour cream and chives? 140 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:51,608 Well, potato skins, but... Bah! Analogied! 141 00:04:51,642 --> 00:04:53,726 Excuse me. I'm gonna go buy this car. 142 00:04:58,616 --> 00:05:01,167 It's open. Come in. 143 00:05:01,202 --> 00:05:03,369 Sara, hey. I have something to say to you, 144 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:05,371 so, um, I wrote it down in a letter 145 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:06,956 like they do on Intervention. 146 00:05:06,991 --> 00:05:10,143 Okay. "Dear Sara, 147 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:12,312 "I know you've rekindled your romance with Joe, 148 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:15,114 but your behavior is really scaring the people who love..." 149 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:17,283 I can't hear you! Come in here! 150 00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:18,751 "...you. 151 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:20,753 "Oh. Help me rinse. 152 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:23,456 Fine. 153 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:24,790 No! My speech! 154 00:05:24,808 --> 00:05:26,176 Oh, man. 155 00:05:26,227 --> 00:05:28,811 Why is your head leaking dark goo? 156 00:05:28,846 --> 00:05:30,463 I'm dying my hair. Oh! 157 00:05:30,481 --> 00:05:31,631 Damn it. 158 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:34,300 You know what? You're in phase two. 159 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:35,435 Yeah. You're becoming 160 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:37,103 the girl you think Joe wants. 161 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:38,304 I'm not changing myself for Joe. 162 00:05:38,322 --> 00:05:40,156 You are literally changing yourself. 163 00:05:40,191 --> 00:05:41,807 But not for Joe. For me. 164 00:05:41,825 --> 00:05:43,376 And the fact that Joe happens 165 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:45,612 to love black hair is a total coincidence. 166 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:51,150 Okay, and what are you doing now? 167 00:05:51,168 --> 00:05:52,352 I'm cutting my bangs. 168 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:54,153 And how does Joe feel about bangs? 169 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:55,205 Mm-mmm-mmm. 170 00:05:55,256 --> 00:05:57,056 Look, I know what you're thinking. 171 00:05:57,091 --> 00:05:58,424 But things are different with Joe now. 172 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:00,159 All right? We talked about it last night, 173 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:01,661 and he admitted that last time 174 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,796 he wasn't ready for the level of relationship 175 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:05,215 that I was looking for. 176 00:06:05,266 --> 00:06:07,033 And that's why he disappeared for days on end. 177 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,401 Uh-huh. But this time, 178 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:09,903 he's totally into it, 179 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,371 and I like to think 180 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:12,805 that people can change. Otherwise, 181 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,592 why would I be doing this? 182 00:06:15,405 --> 00:06:16,334 Uh-oh. 183 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:17,233 Oh... 184 00:06:17,717 --> 00:06:20,092 I can't believe you rented this whole cabana. 185 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:22,065 It's, like, $2,000 a night. 186 00:06:22,116 --> 00:06:24,117 Anything for m'lady. 187 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:26,685 Ooh, Aaron, these are my friends. 188 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:29,856 Hey, let's get some bottles up in "hurr." 189 00:06:30,177 --> 00:06:31,287 All on me! 190 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:32,542 Holla at the baller. 191 00:06:32,576 --> 00:06:33,409 Yeah! 192 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,501 Whoo! Whoa! 193 00:06:36,103 --> 00:06:38,915 Ah! Whoa! 194 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:41,823 ♪ Send my heart to hell ♪ 195 00:06:41,870 --> 00:06:46,439 ♪ Thanks for the misery ♪ 196 00:06:46,631 --> 00:06:51,850 ♪ Send my heart to hell, cash on delivery... ♪ 197 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,654 Uh! Thank you for coming. I just got paged. 198 00:06:54,693 --> 00:06:56,149 I have to get back to the hospital. 199 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:57,483 Can you keep an eye on Joe for me? 200 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:59,252 We gotta watch him offstage, too? 201 00:06:59,816 --> 00:07:01,670 You see that girl who looks like the love child 202 00:07:01,707 --> 00:07:04,105 of Adriana Lima and Belle from Beauty and the Beast? 203 00:07:04,129 --> 00:07:05,293 Five minutes ago, 204 00:07:05,316 --> 00:07:07,026 she asked him if he wanted a drink. 205 00:07:07,061 --> 00:07:08,461 She's a waitress. 206 00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:11,169 Exactly. A normal girl can't go up to a guy 207 00:07:11,215 --> 00:07:12,184 and say, "Do you want a drink?" 208 00:07:12,254 --> 00:07:14,951 without seeming like a whore, but a waitress can. 209 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:16,202 How convenient. 210 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:16,926 Okay, you know what? 211 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:18,871 This is classic phase-three paranoia. 212 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,073 Stop phasing me. 213 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,790 It's perfectly normal to be territorial 214 00:07:21,829 --> 00:07:23,150 when you care about someone. 215 00:07:23,173 --> 00:07:25,094 Especially when he struggles with the temptations 216 00:07:25,129 --> 00:07:26,379 of an up-and-coming rock star. 217 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:27,947 I mean, have you seen Almost Famous? 218 00:07:27,982 --> 00:07:31,818 Almost Famous? This place was a crack den three weeks ago. 219 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,936 Just keep an eye on him. 220 00:07:33,971 --> 00:07:35,575 ♪ Thanks for the misery ♪ 221 00:07:35,617 --> 00:07:37,325 Nice cover, slut. 222 00:07:38,005 --> 00:07:43,997 ♪ Send my heart to hell, cash on delivery. ♪ 223 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:48,010 Thank you. 224 00:07:49,988 --> 00:07:51,539 Well, I guess there's only one way 225 00:07:51,573 --> 00:07:53,174 to break up Sara and Joe. 226 00:07:53,208 --> 00:07:54,609 I gotta bring back Emma. 227 00:07:54,643 --> 00:07:55,943 Who's Emma? 228 00:07:55,978 --> 00:07:57,545 You don't get it! My keys! Give me my keys! 229 00:07:57,579 --> 00:08:00,081 Give me my keys. You don't get it! You don't get it! 230 00:08:00,115 --> 00:08:01,983 Give me my keys. Give! You don't get it! 231 00:08:02,017 --> 00:08:03,968 Emma is my mindbanger. 232 00:08:04,002 --> 00:08:05,519 We dated for, like, two years. 233 00:08:05,554 --> 00:08:07,488 I wore chinos, studied for the LSATs, 234 00:08:07,522 --> 00:08:09,672 apolenta. It was bad. 235 00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:11,105 Wait. How will bringing back Emma...? 236 00:08:11,135 --> 00:08:12,335 Listen to my story. 237 00:08:12,433 --> 00:08:14,395 Okay, so one night, I took Emma out 238 00:08:14,429 --> 00:08:15,863 to meet up with Sara and Joe... 239 00:08:15,897 --> 00:08:16,931 Stop it. 240 00:08:16,965 --> 00:08:18,399 You're so cute. 241 00:08:18,433 --> 00:08:19,600 Hey, guys. 242 00:08:22,537 --> 00:08:24,438 I need another drink. 243 00:08:24,473 --> 00:08:25,990 It's on me. 244 00:08:26,761 --> 00:08:28,605 They're not coming back are they? 245 00:08:29,745 --> 00:08:32,028 They dumped us for each other because... 246 00:08:32,653 --> 00:08:35,989 Because? Because? 247 00:08:36,013 --> 00:08:39,086 If you think I know the end of your story, you are wrong. 248 00:08:39,121 --> 00:08:41,622 Because Joe and Emma are each other's mindbangers. 249 00:08:41,653 --> 00:08:43,737 They break up and get back together all the time. 250 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,354 Now if we can just get Joe and Emma 251 00:08:45,385 --> 00:08:47,011 into the same room or whatever... 252 00:08:47,045 --> 00:08:48,629 Oh! Then Joe will leave Sara for Emma. 253 00:08:48,663 --> 00:08:49,260 Yes! 254 00:08:49,284 --> 00:08:50,588 Now you got to throw a party or something 255 00:08:50,635 --> 00:08:52,291 because, you know, I cannot be in the same room as Emma. 256 00:08:52,330 --> 00:08:54,049 What? Who's gonna clean up? 257 00:08:54,088 --> 00:08:56,237 And what am I gonna do with the post-party brie wheel? 258 00:08:56,271 --> 00:08:57,371 No one ever finishes that thing 259 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:58,806 and you can't take it to a shelter. 260 00:08:58,841 --> 00:08:59,841 I'll take the brie. 261 00:09:00,554 --> 00:09:01,442 I'm in. 262 00:09:01,476 --> 00:09:03,143 Okay. Thanks. 263 00:09:09,204 --> 00:09:12,009 Oh, I would look hot in that dress. 264 00:09:12,087 --> 00:09:14,055 Well, add to cart. 265 00:09:14,089 --> 00:09:16,757 I'd look so cute in that romper. 266 00:09:16,792 --> 00:09:18,954 Well, add to cart. 267 00:09:21,263 --> 00:09:23,681 Okay, I think we're all set for the party. 268 00:09:23,715 --> 00:09:25,833 Now under no circumstances are you to let me in, okay? 269 00:09:25,868 --> 00:09:26,901 Not if I'm on fire, 270 00:09:26,935 --> 00:09:29,117 not if I'm drowning. Do not let me in. 271 00:09:29,156 --> 00:09:31,672 Oh, and if anything goes wrong, check the backup plan. 272 00:09:31,707 --> 00:09:33,281 We didn't make a backup plan. 273 00:09:35,551 --> 00:09:37,586 He better come through on that cheese. 274 00:09:40,349 --> 00:09:43,017 Darts. Darts, darts, darts. 275 00:09:43,035 --> 00:09:45,369 I wonder what Emma looks like now. 276 00:09:45,404 --> 00:09:46,854 No, Ben, you don't wonder. Shut up! 277 00:09:46,889 --> 00:09:48,990 Don't tell me what I wonder. Oh, here we go. 278 00:09:49,024 --> 00:09:51,771 Look, I'll just do a walk-by, check her out 279 00:09:51,804 --> 00:09:52,871 and come right back. 280 00:09:52,921 --> 00:09:54,221 That's a terrible idea. 281 00:09:54,295 --> 00:09:55,997 Tell you what, if I hit a bull's-eye 282 00:09:56,031 --> 00:09:58,279 with this next dart, I can go. 283 00:09:59,301 --> 00:10:00,826 Close enough. 284 00:10:03,127 --> 00:10:05,346 Look, we dated for two years. 285 00:10:05,369 --> 00:10:07,742 There's nothing wrong with just seeing what she looks like. 286 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:10,322 That's normal human curiosity. 287 00:10:12,014 --> 00:10:13,347 Okay, here we go. 288 00:10:15,344 --> 00:10:18,953 Oh, my God, she's an angel. 289 00:10:22,624 --> 00:10:23,758 Hey, man. 290 00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:24,926 I'm just gonna head up to the... 291 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,728 Whoa, hey! 292 00:10:27,763 --> 00:10:28,930 Oh! 293 00:10:42,644 --> 00:10:45,964 Uh... nope. 294 00:10:46,632 --> 00:10:47,956 Nope. 295 00:10:48,737 --> 00:10:50,518 Uh-uh. 296 00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:53,354 Are you seriously not gonna introduce me 297 00:10:53,388 --> 00:10:55,244 before the band goes on? 298 00:10:55,337 --> 00:10:58,192 Baby, you know I'm terrified of public speaking. 299 00:10:58,226 --> 00:11:01,862 My voice gets all croaky and I always think my nose is running. 300 00:11:01,897 --> 00:11:03,114 I don't think you understand 301 00:11:03,148 --> 00:11:05,232 what a pivotal moment this is for Soul Ache 302 00:11:05,267 --> 00:11:07,287 ♪ It's like her supportive girlfriend act ♪ 303 00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,029 ♪ is all just fake ♪ 304 00:11:09,975 --> 00:11:12,021 Yo, I think we should blow pretty soon. 305 00:11:12,074 --> 00:11:14,475 They're doing a Cristal luge over at the Thompson. 306 00:11:14,509 --> 00:11:15,793 Sounds duh. 307 00:11:15,827 --> 00:11:16,848 Excuse us. 308 00:11:16,899 --> 00:11:19,137 Riley?! Geez! 309 00:11:19,418 --> 00:11:22,067 Okay, seriously? This isn't you 310 00:11:22,113 --> 00:11:23,217 Yeah, I know. 311 00:11:23,251 --> 00:11:25,786 I'm a baller now, Riley. This is awesome. 312 00:11:25,821 --> 00:11:29,236 I'm ballin' like The Omnivore's Dilemma author Michael Pollan. 313 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,342 Aaron, this isn't who you are. 314 00:11:31,393 --> 00:11:33,661 You are not the guy who texts while he gets kissed. 315 00:11:33,695 --> 00:11:35,296 You are the guy who kisses a girl, 316 00:11:35,330 --> 00:11:37,231 and then sends out 40 texts asking what it meant. 317 00:11:37,256 --> 00:11:38,802 You know what I think's going on right now? 318 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,919 I think you got your little panties on the bunch, 319 00:11:40,969 --> 00:11:42,520 because the "A" train, is not all up 320 00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:43,804 in your grill like you're used to. 321 00:11:43,839 --> 00:11:45,489 J-to-the-ealous much? 322 00:11:45,524 --> 00:11:47,508 What? Aar, 323 00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:49,927 I just found a Web site where you can design your own dog, 324 00:11:49,966 --> 00:11:53,280 and they make it in a test tube. Come and look. 325 00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:56,884 Nope, not jealous. What I said. 326 00:11:56,918 --> 00:11:58,853 I have to go design a very expensive dog. 327 00:11:58,887 --> 00:12:00,788 I'll talk to you later. 328 00:12:04,877 --> 00:12:06,460 Emma? Yeah? 329 00:12:06,494 --> 00:12:08,429 I need you to meet someone. 330 00:12:08,463 --> 00:12:10,264 Okay. Shouldn't I meet you first? 331 00:12:10,298 --> 00:12:13,134 I'm Fitz. Now we are besties. 332 00:12:13,168 --> 00:12:14,552 Okay. Come on. 333 00:12:16,504 --> 00:12:17,772 Emma! Emma! 334 00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:19,674 Ben? Emma! 335 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:21,726 No-no-no-no-no, don't look over there. 336 00:12:21,777 --> 00:12:23,310 Look over here. 337 00:12:23,344 --> 00:12:25,012 Pongo will be genetically perfect. 338 00:12:25,047 --> 00:12:27,148 Just like his mommy. Oh. 339 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,517 ♪ We you jump in the spot, the crowd start booing ♪ 340 00:12:30,535 --> 00:12:32,903 ♪ But we only go so we keeping it movin' ♪ 341 00:12:32,954 --> 00:12:34,238 ♪ Keep it movin', keep it movin' ♪ 342 00:12:34,289 --> 00:12:37,258 ♪ Keep it, keep it, keep it movin'! ♪ 343 00:12:37,292 --> 00:12:39,160 I need more black friends. 344 00:12:40,695 --> 00:12:43,891 So, we're supposed to be at Dennis' and Marjorie's potluck at 8. 345 00:12:43,966 --> 00:12:45,750 There is a stone fruit salad on the counter. 346 00:12:45,781 --> 00:12:47,435 Pick it up after you take the LSATs, 347 00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:48,803 and meet me at their condo. 348 00:12:48,821 --> 00:12:51,161 Didn't we see Dennis and Marjorie five days ago? 349 00:12:51,192 --> 00:12:52,958 Yeah. I miss them. 350 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,342 Don't you think they're a little pretentious? 351 00:12:54,377 --> 00:12:58,278 So, Ben, let's talk skiing this Christmas. 352 00:12:58,427 --> 00:13:01,646 Chamonix? Gstaad? Jackson Hole? 353 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,653 Hole. 354 00:13:05,759 --> 00:13:07,111 Hole. 355 00:13:07,142 --> 00:13:08,400 You know, it wouldn't kill you 356 00:13:08,463 --> 00:13:10,130 to be a little bit more like Dennis. 357 00:13:10,492 --> 00:13:12,927 He's a partner at one of the biggest law firms in Chicago. 358 00:13:12,962 --> 00:13:14,295 Dennis is a douchebag. 359 00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:15,697 If I woke up one day and I was Dennis, 360 00:13:15,731 --> 00:13:17,182 I'd blow my brains out. 361 00:13:17,216 --> 00:13:18,633 You know what? Don't come tonight. 362 00:13:18,668 --> 00:13:20,669 No, you're overreacting. No, really, don't come. 363 00:13:20,703 --> 00:13:23,304 What you're doing is you're overreacting. Don't come. I will take 364 00:13:23,338 --> 00:13:25,473 the stone fruit salad myself. I'll take the stone fruit salad. 365 00:13:25,507 --> 00:13:27,935 No, I'll take the stone fruit salad! 366 00:13:31,942 --> 00:13:33,388 So,how's it going with Emma? 367 00:13:33,442 --> 00:13:34,315 Good, good. 368 00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:35,964 Going to a potluck tonight, so... 369 00:13:35,995 --> 00:13:37,235 Dude, I am really worried about you. 370 00:13:37,286 --> 00:13:38,003 Okay. 371 00:13:38,032 --> 00:13:39,924 Dude, you have not answered your phone in days. 372 00:13:39,971 --> 00:13:40,651 Yeah. 373 00:13:40,932 --> 00:13:42,791 Are you even going to that record company interview? 374 00:13:42,825 --> 00:13:44,781 No. No, I'm gonna take the LSATs. 375 00:13:44,835 --> 00:13:46,250 That's what Benemma wants. 376 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:49,234 Oh, that's Ben and Emma, you know, you put together. 377 00:13:49,281 --> 00:13:52,257 Dude, snap out of this, man! I'm gonna level with you. 378 00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:53,763 You and Emma are horrible together. 379 00:13:53,796 --> 00:13:56,921 Uh, okay. Yeah, Fitz, you have no idea what Emma and I are. 380 00:13:56,972 --> 00:13:57,972 Yeah, well, I know that 381 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,902 the two of you yell "stone fruit salad" a lot. 382 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,612 Yes, Emma and I fight. 383 00:14:01,652 --> 00:14:03,044 But that's only because we love each other. 384 00:14:03,062 --> 00:14:04,512 See, if you could stay with one girl 385 00:14:04,547 --> 00:14:06,181 for more than two seconds, 386 00:14:06,215 --> 00:14:08,349 you would know that anger and love are the same side 387 00:14:08,383 --> 00:14:10,161 of two different coins. 388 00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:12,005 What? 389 00:14:12,054 --> 00:14:13,071 Burn! 390 00:14:16,309 --> 00:14:18,743 That boy has been mindbanged. 391 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:24,010 If something goes wrong, check the backup plan. 392 00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:34,642 Aaron, these Bellinis 393 00:14:34,669 --> 00:14:35,807 are bombtastic! 394 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,065 I know. 395 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,747 Hey, guys. 396 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,579 Riley, what are you doing here? 397 00:14:46,634 --> 00:14:48,356 Just wanted to meet your new crew. 398 00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:51,243 You got money? 399 00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:54,112 Perfect. I'm hot. This'll work. 400 00:14:58,167 --> 00:14:59,984 Could I just... Just for a second? 401 00:15:00,035 --> 00:15:02,036 Yeah, there we go. 402 00:15:05,286 --> 00:15:06,607 What are you doing? 403 00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:07,959 Just checking out the Scene. 404 00:15:07,993 --> 00:15:09,460 No. You hate that I'm not being real, 405 00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:11,629 and you're trying to prove that my relationship is disgusting 406 00:15:11,663 --> 00:15:13,091 by being disgusting with that guy. 407 00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:14,665 You're taste-of-my-own-medicine-ing me. 408 00:15:14,716 --> 00:15:16,107 I don't know what you're talking about. 409 00:15:16,146 --> 00:15:18,285 Okay. Welcome to the Scene. 410 00:15:18,303 --> 00:15:21,419 Ariel, let's eat some gold. 411 00:15:29,573 --> 00:15:30,964 Hey, stop! 412 00:15:30,983 --> 00:15:32,433 Don't do it... 413 00:15:32,467 --> 00:15:33,729 anymore. 414 00:15:33,784 --> 00:15:35,970 Fitz? How did you find me? 415 00:15:36,682 --> 00:15:39,640 Listen, Sara, Ben is about to miss a life-changing interview 416 00:15:39,675 --> 00:15:41,976 for a career he would love to take a test for a career 417 00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:43,811 he'd hate all because Emma wants him to. 418 00:15:43,845 --> 00:15:46,781 Emma? They broke up five years ago. 419 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,116 Yeah, well, he brought Emma back to get Joe to... 420 00:15:49,151 --> 00:15:51,952 Forget it. Just watch this. May I? 421 00:15:59,261 --> 00:16:01,629 Dear friends, if you are watching this, 422 00:16:01,663 --> 00:16:02,911 then the Ben you know is gone. 423 00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:04,515 I was unable to stay away from the party 424 00:16:04,549 --> 00:16:06,017 and got back with Emma. 425 00:16:06,051 --> 00:16:09,434 I have a new bad life, but you know, I don't regret my choice. 426 00:16:09,622 --> 00:16:13,680 Sara, I sacrificed myself to honor a friendship promise 427 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:15,461 I made with you a long time ago. 428 00:16:15,523 --> 00:16:17,178 And I would rather hurt for the rest of my life 429 00:16:17,212 --> 00:16:19,914 than to watch you get hurt by Joe for one more day. 430 00:16:19,949 --> 00:16:22,917 Oh, my God. How bad is he? 431 00:16:22,952 --> 00:16:25,186 Arguing-over- stone-fruit-salad bad. 432 00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:26,721 Oh, my God. 433 00:16:26,755 --> 00:16:27,822 He's miserable. 434 00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:30,058 And I'm miserable. 435 00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:34,228 And I have black hair and "So" on my ass. 436 00:16:34,263 --> 00:16:35,396 LSATs? 437 00:16:35,431 --> 00:16:37,849 Let's go. 438 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:40,001 Thanks, Terry. 439 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,360 Look at her, trying to teach me a lesson. 440 00:16:43,383 --> 00:16:45,843 Like she's a lesson master. 441 00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:48,026 Well, two can play at this not-at-all fun game. 442 00:16:48,077 --> 00:16:50,078 I'm gonna teach the teacher. 443 00:16:50,112 --> 00:16:52,800 Ariel, I've got to pee. 444 00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:54,798 Okay. 445 00:16:59,254 --> 00:17:01,506 Hello, Riley, having fun? 446 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:03,424 Oh, yeah. And you know what? 447 00:17:03,459 --> 00:17:04,459 I was thinking. 448 00:17:04,493 --> 00:17:07,061 Now that the old Aaron no longer exists 449 00:17:07,096 --> 00:17:08,563 and you're, like, this new scene guy, 450 00:17:08,597 --> 00:17:10,198 why don't we be on the scene together? 451 00:17:10,232 --> 00:17:11,899 Haven't we been doing that? 452 00:17:11,934 --> 00:17:15,970 No. See, instead of buying stuff for Ariel 453 00:17:16,005 --> 00:17:17,505 and her doing stuff for you, 454 00:17:17,523 --> 00:17:20,074 why don't you just pay my student loans, 455 00:17:20,109 --> 00:17:22,489 and I'll do stuff to you? 456 00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:24,473 She's bluffing. 457 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,714 That sounds like the perfect arrangement. 458 00:17:26,749 --> 00:17:29,354 All right, Greenway, you want to play? 459 00:17:29,463 --> 00:17:30,551 Let's play. 460 00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:32,853 Okay, baby, tell me how you want it. 461 00:17:32,871 --> 00:17:33,871 Like this? 462 00:17:33,906 --> 00:17:35,540 Don't cry. Don'try. 463 00:17:35,574 --> 00:17:36,908 Yes, exactly. 464 00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:38,359 Just, just like this. 465 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,251 Move face towards her face. 466 00:17:41,649 --> 00:17:42,993 Just making sure this is... 467 00:17:43,047 --> 00:17:45,071 this is completely meaningless, right? 468 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,385 Well, you're the one paying the bills. 469 00:17:47,419 --> 00:17:50,516 It can mean whatever you want it to mean. 470 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,707 Okay, yeah, okay, just checking, 471 00:17:52,741 --> 00:17:55,643 making sure it's a passionless, transactional affair. 472 00:17:55,677 --> 00:17:57,612 Okay. 473 00:17:57,646 --> 00:18:00,181 And... time for the kill. 474 00:18:00,215 --> 00:18:05,219 Uh! One rule: no kissing. 475 00:18:05,254 --> 00:18:06,938 Ah! Ah! 476 00:18:06,989 --> 00:18:08,689 Riley, it's not me. I can't do it. 477 00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:10,391 I can't... This is not me. It's so gross. 478 00:18:10,409 --> 00:18:12,893 I need it to be real. I need it to mean something. 479 00:18:12,911 --> 00:18:15,414 I told you. And you know what? 480 00:18:15,437 --> 00:18:16,831 The world needs people like you, Aaron. 481 00:18:16,865 --> 00:18:18,966 You know, one of you makes up for, like, 482 00:18:19,001 --> 00:18:20,635 a hundred empty douchebags. 483 00:18:20,669 --> 00:18:22,637 Don't ever change. 484 00:18:22,671 --> 00:18:23,905 You were scary. 485 00:18:23,939 --> 00:18:25,456 I know, right? 486 00:18:25,507 --> 00:18:28,436 I gotta go break it off with Ariel. 487 00:18:32,347 --> 00:18:33,514 What is she doing? 488 00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:36,417 Is that a Culkin? 489 00:18:38,787 --> 00:18:40,721 You can't be here. 490 00:18:40,756 --> 00:18:43,339 Or can we? What is your name? 491 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:45,924 Ben? 492 00:18:47,129 --> 00:18:50,198 Ben, if you're here... 493 00:18:52,234 --> 00:18:53,835 Is my nose running? 494 00:18:53,869 --> 00:18:58,873 Uh, Ben, you saved me, so I'm here... 495 00:18:58,907 --> 00:19:00,341 to save you... 496 00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:02,331 from Emma. 497 00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:04,962 Is my nose running? 498 00:19:04,997 --> 00:19:06,047 Speak up! 499 00:19:06,081 --> 00:19:07,885 She's rubbing her nose. She's high. 500 00:19:07,924 --> 00:19:11,302 She's not high. She's just really bad at public speaking. 501 00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:15,769 Man, things must be pretty grim if you're speaking 502 00:19:15,816 --> 00:19:17,011 in front of all these people. 503 00:19:17,261 --> 00:19:18,025 What am I doing here? 504 00:19:18,060 --> 00:19:19,293 I'm not smart enough for this test. 505 00:19:19,328 --> 00:19:21,229 And this sweater vest sucks. 506 00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:23,331 My chest is hot, my arms are freezing... 507 00:19:23,365 --> 00:19:24,966 Let's go get you that music job. 508 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,685 This is so romantic. Kiss her. 509 00:19:27,736 --> 00:19:29,036 We're just friends. 510 00:19:33,475 --> 00:19:35,493 Hey. Come on. 511 00:19:39,749 --> 00:19:41,282 I did not get that job. 512 00:19:42,351 --> 00:19:43,367 That sucks. Sorry, man. 513 00:19:43,418 --> 00:19:44,385 It's okay. 514 00:19:44,419 --> 00:19:46,687 It's just, I'm glad to be back. 515 00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:49,776 Hmm? 516 00:19:52,847 --> 00:19:56,151 Yes May Joe, Emma and Ariel never bang us 517 00:19:56,181 --> 00:19:57,965 or our minds again. 518 00:19:57,999 --> 00:19:59,266 Yes. Yes. 519 00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:01,275 Whoo. 520 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,637 Well, let's drink. 521 00:20:03,672 --> 00:20:04,853 Please. 522 00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:11,111 Aaron, you will meet a girl 523 00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:13,881 who likes you for you someday. 524 00:20:13,915 --> 00:20:15,049 Sunday? 525 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,017 Someday. 526 00:20:18,487 --> 00:20:20,120 Come on. 527 00:20:20,154 --> 00:20:21,655 Thank you for saving me. 528 00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:24,358 Are you kidding? Thank you for saving me. 529 00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,276 Guys! 530 00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:36,394 So, dear friends, I leave you with some of the activities 531 00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:38,511 that Ben liked to do before Emma came along. 532 00:20:38,542 --> 00:20:40,569 If you ever get lonely, pop on the DVD. 533 00:20:40,604 --> 00:20:41,720 I'll keep you company. 534 00:20:41,755 --> 00:20:45,638 He shoots... oh, and scores! 535 00:20:45,872 --> 00:20:48,577 What a great song! I love music! 536 00:20:48,628 --> 00:20:52,071 Okay, now you tell me a story while I eat my sandwich, 537 00:20:52,124 --> 00:20:54,425 and it'll be like we're getting lunch. 538 00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:03,634 No way. 539 00:21:07,093 --> 00:21:11,273 Sync by Alex1969 www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net