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(gunshot, shell casing clatters)

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>> Okay.

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So, there you have it.

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Your boss... is dead.

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That'll be $500.

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>> Okay, great, and, uh,

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I'd like to pay with credit.

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>> Oh, actually, there's

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a credit card minimum of $1,000.

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>> Hm, well, I-- I don't have

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enough cash, and I definitely

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don't wanna kill anyone else,

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you know, so--

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>> Ah, come on, there's gotta be

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something else.

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>> Uh...

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**

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>> He dies at the end.

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>> Yeah, yeah, let me call you

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right back.

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>> Did you tap me?

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>> No, no, no!

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(screaming)

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My arm!

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Is it ripped?

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(screaming)

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Oh, man! Oh!

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Oh, who did it?

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I can't see who did it!

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Who was it?

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh!

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>> Okay, so that puts us

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at a thousand.

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>> Okay, great.

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>> Just swipe and sign.

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>> Sure, no problem.

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>> Yeah, there we go.

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Beautiful.

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All right, well, you have

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a good one.

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>> Okay, you too, thanks so

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much, I really appreciate it.

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>> (chuckling)

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>> Hey, y'all, to my life

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is better than yours.

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(laughing)

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>> Hey, Rick Ross.

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Yo... you wanna smoke?

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>> No, playboy.

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Only kins I smoke with are

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right over there, like my Pops.

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**

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My sister.

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My son.

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My cousin, Bob Ross.

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>> Happy little trees...

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pretty little clouds.

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Huh!

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>> My aunt...

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Betsy Ross.

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My godfather...

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David Lee Ross.

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** (hard rock)

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(chuckles)

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Now, that's one sexy-ass family

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right there.

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**

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>> What are you talking about,

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Jazz?

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There's no such thing as

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Bigfoot!

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(audience laughter)

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>> Course there is, Uncle Phil.

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I'm looking right at him,

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you fat ass.

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(laughter)

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>> Whoo!

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(birds chirping)

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>> Oh!

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(audience laughter)

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(groaning and coughing)

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>> Is it bad?

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>> Uh, well, it's not good.

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>> Mm.

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>> All right, Mr.... Jeff.

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Look, I just don't know how much

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more trauma your body can take.

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>> Hm.

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>> I mean, over the past 10

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years, it looks as though

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you've had skull fractures,

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a punctured spine,

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and major brain damage.

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>> (chuckles) Yup.

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>> No, not funny.

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One more body throw and you

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could die.

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Why do you insist on aggravating

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this Uncle Phil so much?

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>> I don't know.

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I can't avoid it.

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What would you have me do, huh?

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Go live in the woods?

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**

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**

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>> Yeah!

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>> * It ain't nothing

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* But a party going on

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* Turn it up, homey

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* That's my song

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>> Huh?

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Hello?

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(animal roars)

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Jeffrey!

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** (beatboxing in distance)

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Hello?

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Is someone beatboxing?

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In the woods?

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Oh, my God, someone is

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beatboxing in the woods!

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(screams)

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Sweet Jesus, don't stop

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beatboxing.

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(panting)

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Don't stop beatboxing!

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Don't stop beatboxing!

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Don't stop. Don't stop.

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Oh!

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(creature roars)

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(growling)

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Bigfoot?

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(roars)

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Bigfoot!

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(laughter)

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What you doing, Bigfoot?

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So strong.

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Aah!

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>> The last time I saw

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Jazzy Jeff, I was throwing him

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out my house for calling me

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a fat ass... and that was

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a couple of days ago.

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>> No worries, Uncle Phil.

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I'll send out a missing persons

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report for Jazzy Jeff, and he'll

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be back here in no time.

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(glass shattering)

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>> Jazz!

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>> (coughing)

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(gasps)

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Uncle Phil.

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(gasps)

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Is that you?

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>> No doubt it's me.

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>> He's real...

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Bigfoot.

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(gasping and coughing)

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>> He's gone.

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>> Whoo!

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**

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>> We enjoy a lot of laughs on

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the set of "The Fresh Prince

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of Bel-Air."

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>> Yes, we do, but we want to

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take a moment to talk about

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a very important issue.

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Throwing people's bodies

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out of your house is

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no laughing matter.

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>> Somebody could get hurt,

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or worse, die.

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>> Right, Bigfoot?

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>> Right.

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Bigfoot?

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(laughter)

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>> (roaring)

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>> (screaming)

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>> I notice you got jeans on.

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Me too.

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You wanna talk about it?

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>> Hey, you wanna get a cup

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of coffee with a hunk?

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>> Oh, excuse me, how you doing?

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My grandmother has that shirt.

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>> Hey.

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Wanna play kiss the dinosaur?

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(screeches)

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>> You ready for tomorrow,

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Huggie?

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>> Come on, man, what you think,

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huh?

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I been ready for this

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for 12 years now.

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>> Yeah.

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>> That's if the plan's

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still in place.

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>> Yeah, plan is in place, man.

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Paid Tiny a few toilet papers

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so he can start a fight

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in the yard, right?

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CO's gonna be worrying about

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breaking that up.

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Right ththen, we sneak into the

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laundromat, hop on them hampers,

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and they gonna load us on them

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trucks, and we out!

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>> Shh!

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(keys jangling)

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Hey, bring it down a bit, okay?

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You trying to get us caught?

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>> Nah, man, ain't trying to get

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us caught, man.

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What you gonna do when you get

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out, man?

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>> (scoffs)

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>> I know what I'm gonna do.

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I'm going to the club...

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find some girls.

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You all right, man?

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(insects chirping)

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>> Yo, yo, do--

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do you hear that?

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What is that, man?

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>> Oh, them just cicadas, man.

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>> What's a cicada?

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>> It's just an insect that pops

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up every few years, man.

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So, look, laundromat's gonna be

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hot, so we gotta hydrate, man--

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>> Are they big?

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>> What, cicadas?

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They're a few inches, dude.

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So, look, we gotta make sure

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Tiny needs a--

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>> How many inches?

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>> I can show you, man.

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My cousin mails me pictures of

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insects every week.

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We got mosquitoes, bedbugs,

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praying mantises...

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cicadas.

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There you go, dawg.

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So, look, I'm worried about--

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>> Aw, this bigger than a few

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inches.

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>> Huh?

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>> Are they gonna be gone by

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tomorrow?

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>> What, the cicad-- no, man.

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They'll be here for a few more

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weeks, dude.

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>> What do they want?

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>> Huggie, all they want is

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crops, man.

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>> Okay, I want you

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to answer me this since you

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have so much knowledge

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on cicadas.

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>> Yeah.

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>> How many does it take

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to pick me up and fly me

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to their nest?

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Do they drink blood,

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and how big are they teeth?

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>> Uh... Huggie?

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If I didn't know any better,

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I'd say you were afraid

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of cicadas.

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>> Yes! Yes!

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I'm afraid of cicadas, okay?

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These are monsters!

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These aren't insects.

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These are monsters!

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>> Calm down, man.

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Just calm down.

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>> Shut up in there, all right?

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Shut up!

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You scaring the other prisoners!

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>> I'm so scared.

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>> What are y'all yapping about?

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>> Nothing, you can just go back

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to eating your pudding snack.

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>> I can't take it no more, man.

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I gotta do this, man.

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Them demons is out there

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waiting to eat me alive.

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>> Don't do it!

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>> C.O., C.O., C.O.--

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This guy has some kind

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of bug army, and he's about

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to take over the world.

293
00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,130
I'm not gonna let them

294
00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:22,128
ugly bugs eat me!

295
00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,759
>> Aah! Stop!

296
00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,004
>> I wasn't doing--

297
00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,628
Why you do that, Huggie?

298
00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,204
We had a plan!

299
00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:29,601
>> I don't wanna die!

300
00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:31,613
I don't wanna die!

301
00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:32,605
You should have never said

302
00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:33,636
nothing about no cicadas,

303
00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,941
brother!

304
00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,683
I'm staying in here forever!

305
00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:50,185
>> (chuckles) Yeah.

306
00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,660
I got it.

307
00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:52,629
Kanye West gonna eat

308
00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,856
a black-bean burrito for lunch.

309
00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:59,332
**

310
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,572
Ooh.

311
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:01,797
Kanye West is gonna create

312
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:02,802
a new font.

313
00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:03,973
Kanye West is going to Epcot

314
00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:04,971
tomorrow.

315
00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,172
Kanye West is gonna learn

316
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,413
all about birds.

317
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,737
Kanye West is gonna find out

318
00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,312
where Carmen Sandiego went.

319
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,480
Probably San Diego.

320
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:12,478
Kanye West is gonna create

321
00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:13,409
a new jelly.

322
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:14,583
Kanye West is getting his

323
00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:15,981
pilot's license tomorrow.

324
00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,153
Kanye West is gonna remake

325
00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,320
the movie "Wolf of Wall Street"

326
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,688
with actual wolves.

327
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,857
Kanye wants the bike from "E.T."

328
00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:22,815
>> Oh, we don't have that--

329
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:23,823
>> I'll take it.

330
00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,234
Box it up.

331
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,655
>> So, do you guys actually

332
00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:27,590
live here?

333
00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:28,564
>> Yup, just moved in.

334
00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:29,531
>> Yeah.

335
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:30,829
>> Ah.

336
00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:31,831
>> Hey, yo, is that

337
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,102
Steve Harvey's flattop?

338
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,500
>> I think it is.

339
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:35,701
>> Hey, bros.

340
00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:37,843
Nice to see you again.

341
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,368
>> Love the skateboard, man.

342
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:40,572
>> Oh, why, thank you.

343
00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:41,543
It's a help since Steve

344
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:42,881
abandoned me and left me

345
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,336
legless.

346
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,284
>> We'll be happy to take you

347
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,008
places if you want to.

348
00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,024
>> You want to take me for

349
00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,545
a spin?

350
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:50,549
>> Yeah, I'd love to.

351
00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:51,550
>> Yeah, me too.

352
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,021
>> I choose Kenny.

353
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,390
He's my favorite.

354
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,357
>> Makes sense.

355
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,355
>> That's gonna change our

356
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,686
relationship, flattop.

357
00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:02,201
**

358
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:05,525
>> I am Steve Harvey!

359
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:06,532
>> Kenny?

360
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:07,703
>> My name's not Kenny!

361
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,371
It's Steve Harvey, bitch!

362
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,869
>> Aah!

363
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:15,112
>> Steve!

364
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,078
>> Welcome back to the

365
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,606
"Steve Harvey Morning Show."

366
00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:18,710
I'm Steve Harvey, and I'm

367
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:19,652
sitting here with the

368
00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:20,806
"Friends of the People" cast.

369
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:21,784
Friends of the people,

370
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:22,752
what's happening?

371
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:23,750
>> My brother Kenny's possessed

372
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:24,921
by your flattop.

373
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:25,888
>> Yeah, we're worried,

374
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:26,946
you know, we--

375
00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:27,924
we just want him back.

376
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,891
He hasn't contacted us at all.

377
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,060
>> So, we thought we'd come to

378
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:31,988
you, Steve Harvey, in hopes

379
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:32,962
you could help us.

380
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:33,960
>> Yeah, you know, maybe you

381
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:34,931
could tell us how the flattop

382
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:35,898
thinks.

383
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:36,896
>> Or, you know, we could

384
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:37,827
let Kenny know.

385
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:38,801
Kenny, we love you, man.

386
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:39,769
We're here. Just come back.

387
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,267
>> I'm back!

388
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,838
And this man is an impostor.

389
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,136
I'm the real Steve Harvey

390
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,337
'cause I'm wearing the flattop,

391
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,408
and the flattop is

392
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,906
Steve Harvey, so, you know.

393
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,078
Someone should arrest this dude.

394
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,076
>> Shut the hell up, flattop.

395
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,007
What you doing coming up

396
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,011
on my show like this?

397
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:53,352
Now, look, ever since I went

398
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,746
bald, I done won two daytime

399
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:55,748
Emmys-- count 'em,

400
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:56,749
two daytime Emmys.

401
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:57,680
I ain't never won a

402
00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:58,654
not-near-nothing with you,

403
00:11:58,651 --> 00:11:59,751
you understand?

404
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:00,793
>> NAACP Image Award,

405
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:01,758
Entertainer of the Year,

406
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:02,755
buddy.

407
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:03,756
>> Do you understand?

408
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:04,687
I am a megastar!

409
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,861
I got 5, 7, 8, 10, 11 jobs!

410
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:07,830
>> This flattop is everything

411
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:08,798
for you, man.

412
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:09,796
It made your career.

413
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:10,757
You're nothing without

414
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:11,774
the flattop.

415
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:12,695
>> Somebody give me my clippers!

416
00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:13,699
Give me my clippers!

417
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,700
>> Okay, wait, wait, okay?

418
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:15,671
Look--

419
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:16,638
>> Ooh, I'm about to bust

420
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:17,596
through this suit.

421
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,374
>> Now, hey! Everybody chill!

422
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,983
Okay? This ain't right!

423
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,375
I'm from Chicago, and when

424
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,336
somebody's trying to steal

425
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,814
somebody's show, you settle it

426
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:28,023
one way.

427
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,645
>> (all) Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

428
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,620
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

429
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,120
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

430
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:39,863
Go! Go! Oh!

431
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:40,960
>> That was good.

432
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,301
>> Whoo!

433
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,795
>> Well, I guess I lost square

434
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,367
and fair.

435
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,995
Kenny, can you run me home?

436
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:47,970
>> See you guys in Brooklyn.

437
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,068
>> Bye, flattop!

438
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,039
>> Be good!

439
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,737
>> Bye, flattop.

440
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,168
>> See you next time on

441
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,143
"The Steve Harvey Show."

442
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,141
(laughs)

443
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,482
Clap it up. Clap it up.

444
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,476
(laughs)

445
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,477
>> I gotta warn you.

446
00:12:58,478 --> 00:12:59,648
I'm pretty strong.

447
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,246
I'm gonna try not to hurt you.

448
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:02,778
Here we go.

449
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:10,157
One, two, three.

450
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:13,027
**

451
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,956
(grunting)

452
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,995
Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.

453
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,501
Oh!

454
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:25,571
>> What happened?

455
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,542
>> Why don't you go, man?

456
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:27,509
Get on your bike

457
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:28,507
and get out of here.

458
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,508
>> Sorry, man.

459
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,509
>> No, go, please.

460
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,310
(laughter)

461
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,515
>> This is our main man,

462
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,849
Nerlens Noel.

463
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:43,794
6'11", 225 pounds

464
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,630
of hell on Earth.

465
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,755
He can shoot, he can pass,

466
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,900
and he loves to eat basketballs.

467
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,527
>> No-- No-- No doubt.

468
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,901
>> About the only thing he can't

469
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:53,930
do is stop himself from

470
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:54,944
kicking your ass.

471
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:55,895
>> And you know what helps

472
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,073
my man Nerlens do work?

473
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,810
>> It's got to be the--

474
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,466
>> Dude... you're supposed to

475
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,744
dunk after-- You know

476
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,112
how dangerous this is?

477
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,651
>> We're on top of ladders, man.

478
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:06,805
>> This is very, very dangerous.

479
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:07,783
>> It's a very tenuous

480
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:08,750
situation.

481
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:09,918
>> No-- No-- No doubt.

482
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:10,947
And you know what?

483
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,391
Our boy Nerlens won't even

484
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,385
step foot on the court...

485
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,546
>> Unless his feet are

486
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,094
in a pair of these.

487
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:19,885
>> Come on, you're showing off.

488
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:20,933
We're shooting a commercial.

489
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,958
(overlapping speech)

490
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:23,933
>> Man, this dude needs to

491
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,101
relax, man.

492
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,668
>> Somebody take-- play center.

493
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:28,637
>> Nerlens only wears

494
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:29,735
the lightest sneakers.

495
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:33,742
>> I played him right.

496
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:34,810
I played him right.

497
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:35,777
>> I got him.

498
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,005
>> That's illegal in the NBA.

499
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:37,980
>> I can't play D

500
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:38,948
and sell shoes.

501
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:39,906
>> We gotta do both.

502
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:40,913
>> That's Griffin, baby.

503
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,054
Look at that.

504
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,421
Now you're showing off, man.

505
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,618
>> Shoot! Shoot!

506
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,189
(laughter)

507
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,618
>> This ain't the All-Star game.

508
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,592
I got a little scared

509
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:53,030
on that one.

510
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,356
>> Hey, Nerlens! Nerlens!

511
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,562
>> Enough!

512
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:19,851
>> Walter, congrats on booking

513
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:20,852
the role.

514
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,463
>> Oh, wow, thanks, fellas.

515
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,455
I'm really excited to be doing

516
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:24,486
this, man.

517
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:25,861
Now real quick question, though.

518
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:26,988
Uh, they never told me which

519
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,464
Ranger I am, so--

520
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,631
>> Oh, you're the black

521
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:30,559
Power Ranger.

522
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:31,533
>> I'm the black Power Ranger.

523
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,501
>> Black Power Ranger.

524
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:33,469
>> (laughs)

525
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:34,466
>> Congrats again, see you on--

526
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,467
>> Thank you.

527
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,568
Black Power Ranger.

528
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:37,799
(chuckles)

529
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:38,744
Yeah, that's what

530
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,238
I'm talking about.

531
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,410
>> Okay, so when the camera gets

532
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:42,578
in front of you, you do your

533
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,575
Power Ranger stance and freeze.

534
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:45,677
All right?

535
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,478
Roll sound.

536
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,820
Okay, and... action.

537
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:52,786
**

538
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,231
>> Black Power!

539
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,399
>> Cut!

540
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,826
Walter, what--

541
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:05,831
what are you doing?

542
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:06,772
>> I'm the black Power Ranger,

543
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:07,926
baby, black power.

544
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,344
(laughs)

545
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,596
>> I think you misunderstood.

546
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,213
You're a black Power Ranger,

547
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,265
not a, not a "black power"

548
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,014
ranger.

549
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,909
It's not, it's not black power.

550
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:18,910
You're a Power Ranger whose,

551
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,711
whose, costume is black.

552
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:21,713
>> Black Power Ranger.

553
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:22,954
Right, I got it.

554
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,349
>> Let's roll on this, then.

555
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,251
**

556
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,893
>> Hi-ya!

557
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,857
Got your ass, white devil.

558
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,556
>> Ow! Stop!

559
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:32,858
Ow! Walter, stop it. Ow!

560
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:33,789
>> Cut.

561
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:34,763
>> Ow, that really hurts!

562
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:35,761
>> Walter, Walter, what in the

563
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:36,762
hell was that?

564
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:37,763
>> Why did you do that, man?

565
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,074
>> Look, man, this honky white

566
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,066
Power Ranger had to be put in

567
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,427
his place, and who best to do it

568
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,604
but the black Ranger, brother?

569
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:43,602
>> Know what?

570
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:44,573
I'm done with this. I'm done.

571
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:45,611
>> You believe this guy?

572
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:46,565
>> Walter, Walter, you're all

573
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:47,573
Power Rangers.

574
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:48,784
The color just demarcates which

575
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,035
Ranger you are.

576
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,413
>> You guys are sellouts, man.

577
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,381
>> Take the blue Ranger,

578
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,379
for example.

579
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,780
The blue is a descriptor,

580
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:55,751
all right?

581
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:56,718
It doesn't mean he has

582
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:57,716
blue power.

583
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,647
>> Man, why are y'all telling

584
00:16:58,651 --> 00:16:59,651
me this?

585
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:00,722
>> Walter, you're fired.

586
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,120
Meet your replacement,

587
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,262
Johnny Yong Bosch.

588
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:12,998
>> You're replacing brothers

589
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,739
with dudes who know real karate?

590
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,735
That's bullcrap.

591
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:19,738
(crack)

592
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:20,739
Aah! Aah!

593
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,770
Oh, man. Mercy!

594
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,614
Um, Uncle?

595
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:24,580
>> You think that you would--

596
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:25,577
you would win?

597
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,148
>> I would crush you, Josh.

598
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,317
I'm so much stronger than you.

599
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:29,415
I've been destroying you at

600
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,076
everything since we've been

601
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,154
doing the show.

602
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:36,592
>> One, two, three, go.

603
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,589
>> (grunts)

604
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,261
(grunts)

605
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,261
Bitch!

606
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,702
>> That was-- That was a bu--

607
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,096
That was a bummer.

608
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,168
I thought-- I really went into

609
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,626
that believing I would win.

610
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,604
**

611
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:57,637
**

612
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:58,884
>> Man, I can't believe no one

613
00:17:58,878 --> 00:17:59,848
showed up today.

614
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:00,806
This is embarrassing,

615
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,283
Steve Harvey's flattop.

616
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,052
>> I'm sorry, Nerlens.

617
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,020
>> Whatever, man.

618
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,987
I'm still gonna represent.

619
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:10,886
>> This is sadder than when

620
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,890
Steve Harvey shaved me off.

621
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:13,962
I mean, I sent an e-mail

622
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,500
inviting everybody:

623
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,225
Dolph Lundgren, Knicks great

624
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,070
Patrick Ewing, my main man

625
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,865
Bart Simpson, even Arsenio Hall.

626
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,568
No one showed up.

627
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:24,540
Nerlens, you want to be

628
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,507
best friends?

629
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:26,565
>> No, thanks.

630
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,613
**

631
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:34,051
>> Happy birthday, Jen!

632
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,146
>> Ohh...

633
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,318
You guys are the best friends

634
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,516
a girl could ask for, really.

635
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,147
>> Oh... thank you.

636
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,222
Don't get too excited 'cause we

637
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,690
got a surprise for you.

638
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:43,889
Yeah! (chuckles)

639
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,160
(doorbell rings)

640
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,228
>> Ohh...

641
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,497
>> (laughs)

642
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,655
>> (shrieking)

643
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,703
>> What's up, lady cakes?

644
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,429
Who's ready for some Mantasy?

645
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,244
>> (cheering)

646
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,236
>> I can't hear you.

647
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,207
Birthday girl, you ready for

648
00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,165
some Mantasy?

649
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,212
>> (cheering)

650
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,237
>> (laughs)

651
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,241
What's up, ladies?

652
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,942
I heard this party was on fire,

653
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,513
so I brought my 8" fire hose.

654
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,083
>> Ooh...

655
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,720
>> Look at my fire hat.

656
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:10,876
Safety first.

657
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,393
>> (cheering)

658
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,345
>> Yeah, take it off.

659
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,924
Take it-- Take it all off.

660
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,693
Oh, yeah!

661
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,261
>> Yes! Yes! Yes!

662
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,360
>> You got to spread it.

663
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,361
You got to spread it.

664
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,302
>> Yeah! Yeah!

665
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,096
>> Oh, a fire! A fire!

666
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,027
>> What? Oh! Oh! Oh!

667
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,543
Oh! Oh! Oh!

668
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:29,595
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait!

669
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:30,872
Mantasy can save us with his

670
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,070
firefighter training.

671
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,371
>> Oh, no.

672
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,373
No, no, no.

673
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,814
That was the costume, y'all.

674
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,748
>> Mantasy! Mantasy!

675
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,445
>> Oh, y'all are so charming.

676
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,447
I'm gonna go save y'all.

677
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,618
>> (cheering)

678
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,258
>> Wow!

679
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,717
>> Yes, Mantasy!

680
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,264
>> That fire was no match for

681
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,730
Mantasy, y'all.

682
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,057
>> Whoo!

683
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,063
>> Oh, no, Mantasy,

684
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,004
you're on fire!

685
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,168
>> Oh, I know. I'm very sexy.

686
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,226
>> Unh-unh! No, you got

687
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,644
real live fire on your body!

688
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,336
>> Aah!

689
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,938
>> Aah!

690
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,080
(siren blaring)

691
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,005
>> I just didn't know baby oil

692
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:10,979
was so flammable.

693
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:11,937
>> Yeah.

694
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,184
>> Hey, don't be hard on

695
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,679
yourself.

696
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,421
Because I already am.

697
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,076
**

698
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:21,624
>> Always have a backup!

699
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,591
**

700
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,560
>> One, two, three, go.

701
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:30,434
(chuckling) It's a dead tie.

702
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,860
(grunting)

703
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,334
>> (chuckles) This is so legit,

704
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,433
man.

705
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,844
It's not fake.

706
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,265
I can see your vein coming out

707
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,010
your arm, man.

708
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,665
I know you're serious, bro.

709
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,213
>> You're making me laugh.

710
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,208
>> Oh, wait a minute.

711
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,209
Josh cheated.

712
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,210
>> Aah!

713
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,211
>> You lifted your elbow.

714
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,212
Yes, you did.

715
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,213
You lifted -- Your elbow lifted.

716
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,224
You can't do that.

717
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:50,215
>> It's 'cause it's higher.

718
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:51,216
I got pulled up.

719
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,217
>> Thank you.

720
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:53,218
>> That's not fair.

721
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,219
>> He clearly was trying.

722
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,820
He wasn't faking it.

723
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:56,822
>> Where did you-- Where did

724
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,093
you guys go? Come on...