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>> Did I tell you I made partner

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at the firm?

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>> Yep.

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The entire car ride.

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>> It's gonna be so awesome.

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Vern?

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Vern Chalmers?

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You work here now, dude?

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That sucks.

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Me and this (bleep) bag went to

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law school together.

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Talk about going backwards

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in life.

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(scoffing)

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Poor people.

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>> Has this ever happened

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to you?

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Well, now it doesn't have to

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with the new

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Little Richard Remote.

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>> The Little Richard Remote?

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>> Oh, God.

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You can hear me... talking?

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Shh.

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Yes.

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The Little Richard Remote.

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When you're in distress,

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just take the transponder,

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press the red button

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and a signal will go

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to a microchip in

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Little Richard's brain.

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>> Microchip?

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Is that legal?

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>> Sure.

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You can take it for a spin.

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>> And so anyway, that's why

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I choked him.

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Where are my chicken fingers?

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(beep)

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Oh, I'm sorry if I stink

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a little bit, but it's only

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'cause I spent all afternoon

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stacking and clacking plates

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at the gym, AKA the Stackhouse.

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>> Shut up!

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Talk too damn much.

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None of that talking

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make you pretty.

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You think it does?

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Over there looking like a fat

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Don Cheadle.

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>> That's not fair--

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>> Shut up!

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Shut up!

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>> (crying)

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>> Woo!

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>> Thanks,

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Little Richard Remote.

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>> * What you gonna do

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* When people talk and boast?

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* Woo get your fat ass

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* The Little Richard Remote

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* Woo *

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Remote!

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Remote, woo!

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Remote...

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>> All right, okay,

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let me just...

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Little glitch.

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There we go, just...

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>> Shut up, baby!

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Everybody shut up!

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You all ugly,

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look at you eating!

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Eating food!

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Every single one of y'all

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and you're fat!

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>> Okay, it's an uprising.

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It's turned into

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a full uprising.

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>> I ain't cut nobody all day.

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Who trying to get cut?

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I'm gonna cut you

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and Michael Cera's baby!

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>> DEFCON 5.

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DEFCON 5, over.

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>> Tase him.

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>> Who trying to get killed

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like Michael--

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Woo!

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Ooh!

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Please don't put me in the box!

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**

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>> Your résumé

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isis very impressive.

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You're a frontrunner

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for the job.

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>> Oh, wow.

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Thank you so much.

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I just hope I can cross

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the finish line.

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Uh...

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Sorry... about that.

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I just--

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I--

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I don't have any diseases,

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if that makes it better.

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Uh, well...

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>> And then they tried

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hand sanitizer!

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>> What is up, fellow germs?

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>> Oh, it's Dexter!

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>> Hey, so what's

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poppin' tonight?

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>> Dude, there's some chicken

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slime over by the sink.

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>> Whoa.

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>> I know.

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I'm talking about primo

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chicken slime.

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>> No, man, look!

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It's Johnny and Tommy

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Escherichia coli,

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two of the baddest germs

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on kitchen floor.

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>> When those two combine,

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it's bad news.

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>> They are seriously

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one deadly duo.

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>> Sup, dorks?

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>> Don't think about hanging out

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in that chicken slime tonight.

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That is our turf.

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>> Come on, man!

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>> We had plans tonight!

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(booming)

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(all screaming)

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>> They are delicious, don't get

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me wrong, but a meatball is just

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not conducive to a sandwich,

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you know what I mean?

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I mean, it's a sphere within

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a rectangle, like, they should

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make the meat bread-shaped if

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anything, you know?

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>> Incoming!

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>> Prepare for impact, dudes!

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>> Due to my extensive research,

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once the meatball hits

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the ground,

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we have approximately

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five seconds to get on board.

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>> All right, germs, synchronize

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your germ watches.

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It's showtime!

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>> Go, go, go, go, go, go!

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>> (yelling)

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>> (groaning)

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>> Damn it, this is exactly what

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I'm talking about, you know?

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It's just...

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**

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>> Good job, guys!

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Just hang on!

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>> We made it, man!

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>> Here we go!

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>> Johnny!

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>> Tommy!

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Stay on that meatball, brother!

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I'll find you!

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>> Johnny, no!

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>> Whoops. (chuckling)

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>> * I'm far from home

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* I'm all alone

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* With no place to go

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* Where is my bro?

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>> * I'm right here *

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>> You made it!

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How'd you get here?

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>> I got in through the butt.

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(solid tone)

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(woman crying)

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>> Shut up!

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Where y'all from?

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>> Spain.

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>> Spain?

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Callate!

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(distant sirens wailing)

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They coming!

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Shut up!

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Shut up!

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Shut up!

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**

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>> Come get your New York City

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hot dogs!

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I've been on 'em,

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I've been in 'em,

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I might've been in one of you.

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Who wants a hot dog?

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They've been swooshing

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in some water!

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I hang out here all the time.

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You should, too.

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And you.

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I've been in you before.

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>> Thank you very much.

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>> Oh!

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>> I don't know, Rel.

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I respect Michael Jordan

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and everything he's done

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for basketball,

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but his clothes are ugly.

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>> Yeah, no, it's just--

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It's just--

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They're very weird, you know?

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>> Look, you're not gonna be

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talking about a legend

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like that.

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>> It's just that they're

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objectively strange, man.

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They are.

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>> Let me tell you something.

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I'm from a city called Chicago.

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>> We know, we know that.

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>> And this is where

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the greatest basketball player

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of all time came from.

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>> You tell us all

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the time, man.

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>> Okay?

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And just because he dresses as

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fly as he can be, that don't

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give you no right to say

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anything mean about him.

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>> That's your opinion.

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>> But guess what?

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I'll explain it to you.

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In song.

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**

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* You be like

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* Oh

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* He's wack

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* Well you gonna get slapped

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* You talk about a legend

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* Like that

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* You best stay strapped

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* I go hard for Mike Jordan

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* Y'all can't ignore it

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* Shirt too big I wore them

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* All my jeans I tore them

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* Oh

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* Who me?

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* I wanna be like Mike

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* Polo shirts

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* With cargo shorts

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* Whether in broad daylight

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* Mike is a hero

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* Jackets like Neo

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* Matrix

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* Don't wanna be a zero

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* Get your Jordan on

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* Be like Mike

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* Be like Mike

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* Get your Jordan on

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* Baggy jeans

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* Baggy jeans

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* Get your Jordan on

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* Big ol' hats

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* Big ol' hats

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* Get your Jordan on

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* I'm rich

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* So it don't even matter

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* If I'm wack

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* Get your Jordan on

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* Sometimes I dream

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* That he is me

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* I won't look clean

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* In Jordan jeans

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* But style so fresh

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* Is hard to find

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* You only hating on it

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* Because it blows your mind

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* See the thing about Jordan

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* He's ahead of his time

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* But the beauty of it all

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* That he's also behind

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* Pair of Docs got you skeptical

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* I get why you don't

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* Get it though

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* Your weak brain

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* Couldn't understand

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* Four-dimension clothes.

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* Be like Mike

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* Be like Mike

299
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* Get your Jordan on

300
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* Baggy jeans

301
00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:43,325
* Baggy jeans

302
00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,200
* Get your Jordan on

303
00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:45,267
* Big ol' hats

304
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* Big ol' hats

305
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* Get your Jordan on

306
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* I'm rich

307
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* So it don't even matter

308
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* If I'm wack

309
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* Get your Jordan on

310
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* Be like Mike

311
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* Be like Mike

312
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* Get your Jordan on

313
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* Baggy jeans

314
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* Baggy jeans

315
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* Get your-- *

316
00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:55,735
>> Whoa.

317
00:07:58,512 --> 00:07:59,952
>> Yeah, man, that was a really

318
00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:02,117
weird thing to do.

319
00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:03,445
>> All right, so that's

320
00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:05,120
one plate of buttered hams.

321
00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,048
What can I get you, sir?

322
00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:06,923
>> Can I get a plate

323
00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:07,760
of spaghetti that's just

324
00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:10,615
one long noodle?

325
00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:11,294
>> Let me talk to the chef.

326
00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:11,931
>> Thank you.

327
00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:12,955
>> You're welcome.

328
00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:13,690
>> Dude, you do this every time.

329
00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:14,294
You know they don't have one

330
00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:14,964
plate of spaghetti

331
00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:15,602
that's just one noodle.

332
00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:16,226
>> Oh, they got it.

333
00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,129
>> No, they don't.

334
00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,130
They never have it.

335
00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:19,971
>> They'll have it.

336
00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:20,597
>> Hey.

337
00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:21,231
>> Hey.

338
00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:21,944
>> Okay, I'm sorry,

339
00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,435
but the chef says he can't make

340
00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:24,236
a plate of spaghetti

341
00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,607
that's one long noodle,

342
00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:26,806
but he can make you a plate of

343
00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:27,777
spaghetti that's

344
00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:28,735
multiple noodles.

345
00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:29,482
>> That's perfect,

346
00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:30,106
we'll do that.

347
00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:30,780
>> Okay, that sounds good.

348
00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:31,478
>> Not perfect, 'cause that's

349
00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:33,478
not what I ordered.

350
00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,420
I want one long noodle.

351
00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:36,615
Can you just get the chef

352
00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:37,247
for me, please?

353
00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:37,920
Bring him out?

354
00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:38,548
>> Okay, yeah.

355
00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:41,222
>> Thank you.

356
00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,261
>> We're gonna have to leave.

357
00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:43,155
You're gonna make a scene.

358
00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:43,816
>> No, I want the--

359
00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:44,834
>> You're making a scene.

360
00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:45,625
>> Hey, sir.

361
00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:46,256
I want you to look me

362
00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:47,129
in the eyes

363
00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:47,757
and tell me you don't have

364
00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:49,831
one giant noodle where all

365
00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,060
the spaghetti comes from.

366
00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,674
You don't have that?

367
00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:53,326
You're the fifth

368
00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:54,173
restaurant that said--

369
00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,137
You are a liar and a coward!

370
00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,336
You're gonna lie to me right

371
00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:58,667
when my brother is right here?

372
00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,772
Bring me the (bleep) noodle!

373
00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,084
Go get the noodle.

374
00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,175
You got one long noodle.

375
00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,676
Bring me the noodle!

376
00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:05,948
I want the noodle!

377
00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,176
I want the queen noodle

378
00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,850
that's sitting back there!

379
00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:12,320
**

380
00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:21,234
**

381
00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:29,842
>> Afternoon.

382
00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,536
Can I get the Kung Pao chicken

383
00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:36,211
and ooh, ooh, some shrimp

384
00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,609
fried rice, shrimp fried rice.

385
00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:47,047
>> Whoa, brother Fred.

386
00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,894
I'm so glad you could join us.

387
00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,219
>> Join you?

388
00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,193
>> Yes, man, today's the big

389
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,391
march and every face counts

390
00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:54,033
and hopefully

391
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,057
by this time tomorrow,

392
00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,032
we'll all have our voting

393
00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:56,959
rights, huh?

394
00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:58,704
>> Yeah!

395
00:09:58,699 --> 00:09:59,729
>> You know, I forgot that

396
00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:00,733
was today.

397
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:01,574
I'm sorry.

398
00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:02,698
>> Oh, wait a minute, brother.

399
00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,243
Well, it's of no consequence,

400
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,367
'cause you are here now

401
00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:06,042
and we're all

402
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,569
gonna march together!

403
00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:09,344
>> Yeah!

404
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,752
>> Now-- Now?

405
00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:13,905
I just got this Chinese food.

406
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,254
>> Oh, come on, Chinese food?

407
00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,018
Brother, we about

408
00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:16,846
to make history.

409
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,390
The revolution will not wait,

410
00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:19,045
will it?

411
00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:19,722
>> No!

412
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:23,090
>> That's right.

413
00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,660
>> I want to sit down with

414
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,358
a plate, okay?

415
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,089
I can't just be digging chicken

416
00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:28,364
out of one container and rice

417
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,161
out of another, man.

418
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,102
I'm not an animal!

419
00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:31,397
>> Whoa!

420
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,268
Calm down, brother.

421
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,266
'Cause now I'm a little upset.

422
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,498
You mean to tell me you want to

423
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:38,944
jeopardize the future of an

424
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,769
entire people over some

425
00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,244
Kung Pao chicken?

426
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:45,451
>> I'm just saying, man,

427
00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,105
it's hard to walk and eat with

428
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:46,753
chopsticks, man.

429
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:47,407
Have you tried it, man?

430
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,054
>> Oh, no, no it ain't.

431
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:48,718
Come on, come on.

432
00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:49,376
Come with us.

433
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,452
Everybody lock arms.

434
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:53,950
* Amazing

435
00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,594
* Grace

436
00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:58,028
* How sweet

437
00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:00,755
* The sound *

438
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,061
Lock in!

439
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:02,962
>> All right!

440
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,403
Break it up!

441
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,397
>> Well, you heard the man.

442
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:06,298
Shame really.

443
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,099
Rules are rules.

444
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:07,770
>> No, no, stay strong,

445
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:08,438
brother, okay?

446
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:09,095
You gotta--

447
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:10,442
Gotta take the pain.

448
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,537
>> You all should have listened.

449
00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:13,969
You brought this

450
00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,584
upon yourselves.

451
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,411
(grunting)

452
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,446
>> No!

453
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:30,885
(crying)

454
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,091
No!

455
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,161
>> There are many proud tales of

456
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,303
triumph and heroism during

457
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,828
the Civil Rights movement,

458
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:44,174
but there's also Fred.

459
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,641
Fred would go on to achieve

460
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:49,579
absolutely nothing in life

461
00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:51,076
and was looked down upon

462
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:54,508
by his entire community.

463
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:55,684
The Civil Rights Movement

464
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,682
was a huge triumph,

465
00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:02,424
thanks in no part to Fred.

466
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,332
**

467
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,202
>> Can we talk about Kevin's

468
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,000
hair for a minute?

469
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,101
>> No, why don't we not?

470
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:15,772
>> You're too young

471
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,539
for a natural, man.

472
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,707
>> My haircut is timeless.

473
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:20,366
>> Kevin go to the barber,

474
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,483
like, give me the Ossie Davis!

475
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,105
Can we get a--

476
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,350
a Civil Rights lawyer?

477
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:28,045
>> 1975 Heisman Trophy winner.

478
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:28,718
>> Yeah, you know what?

479
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:29,375
And those dudes

480
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,722
looked pretty cool.

481
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:31,377
>> You look like my father

482
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,524
when he went to prom.

483
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,519
**

484
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:41,801
>> What about Jermaine?

485
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:42,895
What's wrong with Jermaine?

486
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,156
>> Everything's wrong with me.

487
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:44,904
>> There isn't anything you can

488
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:45,568
say about Jermaine that he

489
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:46,565
hasn't said about

490
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:47,396
himself already.

491
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,070
>> It's just-- It's hard to

492
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,168
hurt a sociopath.

493
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,899
>> Yeah, no, it's true.

494
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,074
He wore this hat on camera,

495
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,042
he's afraid of nothing.

496
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,041
**

497
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,420
(sent message ding)

498
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,188
(faint received message alert)

499
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:15,429
>> Gail?

500
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:16,928
Did you mean to hit "reply all"

501
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:17,600
and send that e-mail

502
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,527
to the entire company?

503
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,067
Do you really think I'm a fat

504
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:28,243
dip (bleep), Gail?

505
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,022
I've been trying a diet.

506
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:35,675
What are you--

507
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:36,382
What are you reaching for?

508
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:37,753
What are you--

509
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:38,420
>> I'm just looking

510
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,448
for my flashbang.

511
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,362
>> Your-- Your what?

512
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,255
**

513
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:54,001
**

514
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:56,973
>> Hey, Patrice.

515
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:57,640
>> We just got back

516
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:58,637
from the gym.

517
00:13:58,638 --> 00:13:59,568
>> Where's Patrice?

518
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:00,242
>> You see Patrice?

519
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:00,940
>> No.

520
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:01,611
Hey.

521
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:02,278
>> Pull that note.

522
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,635
>> There's a note right here.

523
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,383
>> Hey, Jiu Jitsu Bros,

524
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,948
I got your girlfriend with me,

525
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:07,977
with me right now.

526
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:08,951
If you want her back,

527
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,219
you're gonna have to fight me,

528
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,147
until the death, until we die,

529
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,622
at the Blackfist tournament.

530
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,490
>> Damn!

531
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:15,457
>> Billy Karate.

532
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,315
>> Billy Karate.

533
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,334
>> We gotta go get her.

534
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,155
>> We gotta save her.

535
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:19,789
>> Hey, what--

536
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:20,462
>> Hey.

537
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,160
>> You see Patrice?

538
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:21,831
>> No.

539
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:22,758
Patrice, where are you?

540
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:23,502
>> Patrice!

541
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,226
>> Patrice!

542
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,171
>> Where are you?

543
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,165
>> Where is Patrice!

544
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:26,826
>> Patrice!

545
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:27,803
>> Where are you, Patrice?

546
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,440
>> Hey.

547
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:29,795
>> Jiu Jitsu Brothers!

548
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,102
>> Hey, Billy Karate,

549
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:31,774
what's going on?

550
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:32,511
>> What up, Billy Karate?

551
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,235
>> I'm good, I'm good.

552
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,270
Hey, you got my postcard?

553
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,014
>> Yeah, we got it, thanks for

554
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:35,838
inviting us.

555
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,952
>> No problem, boy-os.

556
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:40,005
Oh, I got Patrice, by the way.

557
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:40,683
>> Help me Marvin

558
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,150
or help me Jarvis.

559
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:43,319
>> Oh, yeah, let her go.

560
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,846
>> I wish I could, but you gotta

561
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:45,521
fight me first.

562
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:46,188
>> All right,

563
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:46,986
I guess that's reasonable.

564
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:47,817
>> That's reasonable, it's fair.

565
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:48,460
>> That's cool, that good?

566
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,115
>> Sounds great.

567
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:52,332
>> High-five it.

568
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,085
Let the Blackfist

569
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,703
tournament begin!

570
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:56,855
**

571
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:59,203
>> Fight!

572
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,199
You missed me, you stupid ass

573
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,540
mother (bleep)!

574
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:04,766
Come at me!

575
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:10,744
(slow clapping)

576
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:17,219
It's John Kreese

577
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,187
from "Karate Kid"!

578
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:19,816
>> You're (bleep) right,

579
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,149
Billy Karate,

580
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,364
and the Jiu Jitsu Brothers.

581
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,656
I'm here to challenge you all

582
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,287
to a fight in this

583
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,333
Blackfist tournament,

584
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,298
because I want your belt.

585
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,197
>> Oh, my God!

586
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,398
The Cobra Kai dojo

587
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,399
in its entirety!

588
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,370
Oh, this is crazy, man.

589
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,037
Oh, my God--

590
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:35,665
Listen.

591
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,168
Unfortunately, the tournament's

592
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,510
for blacks only,

593
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,135
so you can't fight.

594
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,980
>> That's reverse racism, Billy.

595
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,035
Damn it, it is reverse--

596
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,083
ain't it?

597
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:44,807
All right.

598
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,181
We'll fight you.

599
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,809
>> Let's fight, (bleep).

600
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,949
(scattered grunting)

601
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:00,759
>> Ahh!

602
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,000
Ahh, we are outnumbered, boy.

603
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,156
>> All right, peace, brother.

604
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:04,834
>> Yeah, we're out of here.

605
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:05,501
>> You guys leaving?

606
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,168
>> Yeah, we gotta--

607
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:06,766
Hey, nice meeting you.

608
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:07,496
>> You got money--

609
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,940
>> Yeah, nice seeing you guys.

610
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,095
>> Y'all got money for a cab?

611
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,073
>> Yeah, we got it, we got it.

612
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,111
>> All right, be good.

613
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,765
>> Let me help you up, Billy.

614
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:15,584
>> All right, it's time for me

615
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,405
to call for backup!

616
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,111
(instrument playing)

617
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,613
Calling all the fighting spirits

618
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:22,884
of every black martial artist

619
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:24,422
in the universe!

620
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,547
Jar Jar Binks, Wendy Williams,

621
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,363
Panthro from Thundercats,

622
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,615
help Billy Karate!

623
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:31,293
>> I don't know what you're

624
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,231
doing there, Billy,

625
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,585
but you're through.

626
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,133
I'm just gonna drive the bridge

627
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:35,758
of your nose right up

628
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,262
through your brain.

629
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,298
>> Ron Artest?

630
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,042
>> Hey, fool, my name is

631
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,136
Tiny Lister!

632
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,037
>> What up, Ronnie?

633
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:45,738
>> Hey, buddy, I heard you need

634
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:46,638
some help.

635
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,709
>> Who's spreading rumors?

636
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:48,577
>> Hey, I'm gonna kick

637
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:49,805
everybody's ass!

638
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:50,639
>> I'm excited.

639
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,083
Do it!

640
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,649
>> Come here!

641
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,316
>> Aggh!

642
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:58,215
>> He dead.

643
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:58,988
>> If you're gonna hit me,

644
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,585
hit me!

645
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,092
>> You ready for a body bag?

646
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,061
>> Hey, we already got Patrice,

647
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,159
so we're just gonna leave,

648
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:07,830
if that's cool.

649
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,157
>> Okay, be good.

650
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,432
Hey, are you two twins?

651
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,060
>> I think so.

652
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:11,664
>> All right, later.

653
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:12,574
>> All right, bye.

654
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,825
>> Hey guys,

655
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,143
y'all wanna carpool home?

656
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:15,895
>> Man, shut up, Deebo,

657
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,302
you talk too much.

658
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,807
**

659
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,251
(whistle blowing)

660
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,550
>> Go long!

661
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:35,787
>> What?

662
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,930
**

663
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,830
(sniffing)

664
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:49,671
>> Thank God this ride is

665
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,499
a short one.

666
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,314
(elevator rumbling)

667
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,777
>> It looks like this journey

668
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:59,545
will take longer than expected.

669
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:02,976
**

670
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:03,652
>> Dude, why'd you hit

671
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:04,450
the emergency stop?

672
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:05,121
>> Because a crime

673
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,318
was committed here

674
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,219
and I, Detective

675
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,460
Frederique Q. Barneswaggle,

676
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,056
intend on solving it.

677
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,287
>> Okay, farting's really gross,

678
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,462
but it's not a crime.

679
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,561
>> Oh, I beg to differ.

680
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,332
Let's start with you, sir.

681
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,300
>> Start with what?

682
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,328
I have a surgical consultation

683
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,132
in five minutes.

684
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,203
>> Hmmm...

685
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,742
High-pressure job leads to

686
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,536
stress, stress leads to gas.

687
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:27,509
Doctor, did you use this

688
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:28,737
opportunity to let off

689
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,141
a little steam?

690
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,854
>> I did not.

691
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,305
Get away from me.

692
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:35,084
>> You there!

693
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,851
With the yoga mat.

694
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,219
What is your daily raw

695
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,418
cal consumption?

696
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,690
>> I only fart in class, man,

697
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,218
you can ask the streets.

698
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:43,893
>> Yo, this is

699
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:44,660
the fire department.

700
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:45,427
Is everyone okay?

701
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,085
>> No!

702
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,062
>> No, no, no!

703
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,329
>> Hush!

704
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:49,758
No, a crime was committed on

705
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,102
this elevator!

706
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:51,757
>> Really?

707
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,074
Is it like smoke and flames?

708
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,265
>> Oh, no.

709
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,437
Just farts.

710
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,635
>> What, sir? It's illegal to--

711
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,906
>> And you.

712
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,937
Watery eyes.

713
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:06,452
Sallow complexion...

714
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,676
Hungover, I presume.

715
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,621
>> No, someone farted

716
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:11,747
and that pipe...

717
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:12,621
that's what's making

718
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,119
my eyes blurry.

719
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,090
Yes, I am hungover.

720
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:19,288
>> Soy, coffee, cream, tea!

721
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,292
You might as well be eating

722
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,633
farts for breakfast.

723
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,129
Look, you all had motive,

724
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,900
you all had an opportunity.

725
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:27,899
And you all look like you have

726
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,370
stinky farts.

727
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,869
Are you some type of cowboy

728
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,470
of some sort?

729
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:33,972
>> No, sir, I work at Shell Oil.

730
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:34,643
>> And what do you do in your

731
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:35,441
spare time?

732
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:36,812
>> I judge chili cook-offs,

733
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:37,479
but I--

734
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:38,277
>> And what did you eat

735
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,578
for breakfast?

736
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:40,909
>> A couple pickled eggs

737
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:41,553
from the gas station--

738
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,578
>> Quiet!

739
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,623
It seems we have come

740
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:45,917
into an impasse.

741
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:46,588
>> You know what they say,

742
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,216
the first one

743
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,590
observed it, served it.

744
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,258
>> Yeah, the first one that

745
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,716
denied it, supplied it.

746
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,163
>> Plus, you did just lock us in

747
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,458
the elevator with a fart like

748
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,330
some madman.

749
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:57,257
>> That's insane!

750
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,404
Okay, I am on a tireless quest

751
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,629
to uncover the culprit

752
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:01,573
and I will--

753
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:02,838
(farting)

754
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,365
>> Oh!

755
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,480
>> Oh, my God.

756
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:10,936
I can smell it in my nose.

757
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,853
I can smell it inside my nose.

758
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:13,645
Oh, God!

759
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,076
It's terrible.

760
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,522
>> Shall we, Doctor?

761
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,748
>> Wait a minute.

762
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,353
You're the patient I'm

763
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,164
supposed to be seeing?

764
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,994
>> Yeah, man, um...

765
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:27,633
I need my butthole

766
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,357
sewed immediately.

767
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,762
It's court-ordered.

768
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,834
**

769
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,273
(whistle blowing)

770
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:35,938
>> Open!

771
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,195
I'm open!

772
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:38,103
>> Whoa!

773
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,444
>> What?!

774
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:42,878
>> Yeah, baby!

775
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:43,875
Yeah, baby!

776
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,046
Yeah, baby!

777
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:49,145
(all laughing)

778
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,445
(both grunting)