1 00:00:04,433 --> 00:00:06,173 >> Man, these raisins are good 2 00:00:06,167 --> 00:00:07,067 raisins. 3 00:00:07,067 --> 00:00:07,867 >> Yeah, man, it's like, your 4 00:00:07,867 --> 00:00:08,767 dad wasn't kidding when he said 5 00:00:08,767 --> 00:00:09,727 he had the freshest raisins in 6 00:00:09,733 --> 00:00:10,473 town. 7 00:00:10,467 --> 00:00:11,127 Man, this is-- 8 00:00:11,133 --> 00:00:12,803 (dramatic music) 9 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,230 >> What's wrong? 10 00:00:14,233 --> 00:00:16,473 >> It's my bully, man. 11 00:00:16,467 --> 00:00:18,967 He's coming. 12 00:00:18,967 --> 00:00:20,397 >> I'm sorry, where? 13 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,300 >> What's up, butt-munch? 14 00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:23,370 >> Him? 15 00:00:23,367 --> 00:00:24,467 >> Yeah. 16 00:00:24,467 --> 00:00:26,927 >> Taste nurple, fart-mouth! 17 00:00:26,933 --> 00:00:28,433 >> Gaahh! 18 00:00:28,433 --> 00:00:30,373 (whimpering) 19 00:00:30,367 --> 00:00:31,767 >> You've got dork breath. 20 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:35,297 >> Question. 21 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:38,230 What the hell is wrong with you? 22 00:00:38,233 --> 00:00:39,203 >> Huh? 23 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:40,430 >> You could punch right through 24 00:00:40,433 --> 00:00:42,073 that dude, easily. 25 00:00:42,067 --> 00:00:45,427 >> What's... punch? 26 00:00:45,433 --> 00:00:46,633 >> We've got a lot of work to 27 00:00:46,633 --> 00:00:47,833 do. 28 00:00:47,833 --> 00:00:50,803 ** 29 00:01:08,167 --> 00:01:09,467 Yes! Yes! 30 00:01:09,467 --> 00:01:11,327 Yes! 31 00:01:11,333 --> 00:01:12,673 All right, Trevor, he's coming. 32 00:01:12,667 --> 00:01:13,397 Just like we practiced, all 33 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,070 right? 34 00:01:14,067 --> 00:01:15,567 Knock his ass out. 35 00:01:17,633 --> 00:01:19,373 >> Hey, Walter. 36 00:01:19,367 --> 00:01:21,297 Who's got dork breath now? 37 00:01:23,933 --> 00:01:25,173 Ohh. 38 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:28,270 >> Still you. 39 00:01:50,633 --> 00:01:51,833 >> All right, guys. 40 00:01:51,833 --> 00:01:52,773 Sales have been down for five 41 00:01:52,767 --> 00:01:54,227 consecutive months. 42 00:01:54,233 --> 00:01:55,733 Anderson Furniture is destroying 43 00:01:55,733 --> 00:01:57,433 us, and we have to fight back. 44 00:01:57,433 --> 00:01:58,973 First things first. 45 00:01:58,967 --> 00:02:00,867 Mike, you're fired. 46 00:02:00,867 --> 00:02:02,697 >> I don't believe this. 47 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:03,730 >> That's how the furniture 48 00:02:03,733 --> 00:02:05,433 business works, baby. 49 00:02:05,433 --> 00:02:07,873 Second, we need someone who's 50 00:02:07,867 --> 00:02:09,767 aggressive, someone who's able 51 00:02:09,767 --> 00:02:11,827 to fight dirty, which is why 52 00:02:11,833 --> 00:02:14,973 I've hired our new manager. 53 00:02:14,967 --> 00:02:17,127 Hailing from parts unknown, 54 00:02:17,133 --> 00:02:20,933 "Rowdy" Roddy Piper! 55 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:24,333 ** (rock music playing) 56 00:02:24,333 --> 00:02:27,833 >> I have come here to kick ass 57 00:02:27,833 --> 00:02:29,733 and chew bubble gum and sell 58 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,573 furniture. 59 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:34,267 And I'm all out of bubble gum... 60 00:02:34,267 --> 00:02:35,927 and ass. 61 00:02:35,933 --> 00:02:38,773 (all cheering) 62 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:40,567 >> Furniture! Furniture! 63 00:02:40,567 --> 00:02:41,397 (all chanting) Furniture! 64 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,070 Furniture! 65 00:02:42,067 --> 00:02:45,327 (all cheering) 66 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:48,373 >> Can I try out this bed? 67 00:02:48,367 --> 00:02:49,497 >> No problem. 68 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:50,930 >> Hyuh! (gagging) 69 00:02:50,933 --> 00:02:52,073 Uhh! 70 00:02:54,267 --> 00:02:56,827 (woman screaming) 71 00:02:56,833 --> 00:02:59,903 >> Uhh! Agh! Ah! 72 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:01,130 I'll take it. 73 00:03:01,133 --> 00:03:02,433 >> Oh, that-- yeah, yeah? 74 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:03,373 >> Sold! 75 00:03:03,367 --> 00:03:04,167 >> Sold! 76 00:03:04,167 --> 00:03:06,127 >> Double axe handle! 77 00:03:06,133 --> 00:03:07,333 (both cheering) 78 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:08,173 >> Does this chair have back 79 00:03:08,167 --> 00:03:08,897 support? 80 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:10,930 >> Let's find out. 81 00:03:10,933 --> 00:03:12,233 >> (laughing) 82 00:03:14,233 --> 00:03:14,903 >> Yah! 83 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:15,570 >> Uhh! 84 00:03:15,567 --> 00:03:17,097 >> (laughing) Yeah! 85 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:18,070 >> Why'd you hit my husband with 86 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,327 a chair shot? 87 00:03:21,533 --> 00:03:22,473 >> We did it! 88 00:03:22,467 --> 00:03:23,697 We're number one in regional 89 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:25,070 furniture sales! 90 00:03:25,067 --> 00:03:26,167 (all cheering) 91 00:03:26,167 --> 00:03:28,867 >> Ladies and gentlemen... 92 00:03:28,867 --> 00:03:30,427 ** 93 00:03:30,433 --> 00:03:34,903 (inhales) Mister... 94 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:37,600 Anderson! 95 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,530 Anderson! 96 00:03:39,533 --> 00:03:40,603 >> That's Mr. Anderson from 97 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,830 Anderson's Furniture. 98 00:03:41,833 --> 00:03:43,603 >> I see that you guys hired an 99 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,930 outsider to help you boost 100 00:03:45,933 --> 00:03:47,533 sales, huh? 101 00:03:47,533 --> 00:03:50,073 Yeah? Well, guess what? 102 00:03:50,067 --> 00:03:53,867 The main event starts... 103 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,497 right now. 104 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:56,570 >> This is absurd. 105 00:03:56,567 --> 00:03:57,727 We're professionals, not 106 00:03:57,733 --> 00:03:59,103 wrestlers. 107 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:01,100 >> Mic check! 108 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:03,470 Hyuh! 109 00:04:03,467 --> 00:04:04,627 >> Heard you were looking for 110 00:04:04,633 --> 00:04:05,803 us, Mr. Anderson. 111 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,770 Ohh... well, here we are. 112 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:13,600 So, well, if you're feeling 113 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,100 froggy, why don't you just leap 114 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:16,300 there, Rin Tin Tin? 115 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:16,970 >> Yeah? 116 00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:17,797 >> Yeah. 117 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,070 >> Ribbit. 118 00:04:19,067 --> 00:04:19,867 >> Uh, excuse me? 119 00:04:19,867 --> 00:04:23,297 Do you have any Papasan chairs? 120 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:24,600 >> Yeah, we actually do. 121 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,070 We have a big selection. 122 00:04:26,067 --> 00:04:27,727 All different colors, yeah. 123 00:04:27,733 --> 00:04:28,673 Blue. 124 00:04:28,667 --> 00:04:30,067 >> Ma'am? Ma'am. 125 00:04:30,067 --> 00:04:31,597 We have a huge selection of 126 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:32,570 Papasan chairs. 127 00:04:32,567 --> 00:04:34,067 (overlapping chatter) 128 00:04:36,133 --> 00:04:37,873 >> Son, at some point in your 129 00:04:37,867 --> 00:04:38,767 life, you will be offered a 130 00:04:38,767 --> 00:04:40,067 cigarette. 131 00:04:40,067 --> 00:04:41,427 You start smoking early, you 132 00:04:41,433 --> 00:04:42,703 might develop a respiratory 133 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,270 disease, which could lead to 134 00:04:44,267 --> 00:04:45,797 your untimely death. 135 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,870 Please make the right choice. 136 00:04:47,867 --> 00:04:49,327 Don't smoke. 137 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:50,333 I love you. 138 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,133 >> I love you, too, Dad. 139 00:04:52,133 --> 00:04:53,233 >> Okay, let's get this money. 140 00:04:53,233 --> 00:04:54,673 >> Let's do this. 141 00:04:54,667 --> 00:04:55,797 (guns cock) 142 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,070 Go on, get on the ground now! 143 00:05:04,267 --> 00:05:05,867 >> So we put-- put Rel in this 144 00:05:05,867 --> 00:05:07,427 baseball costume about two hours 145 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:08,873 ago for this bit, but it's 146 00:05:08,867 --> 00:05:09,627 really hot out. 147 00:05:09,633 --> 00:05:10,733 He's been getting really mad. 148 00:05:10,733 --> 00:05:11,903 So we're about to do it, but I'm 149 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:12,970 gonna walk over and tell him 150 00:05:12,967 --> 00:05:15,067 that it's been cut for the day. 151 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:20,070 I'm sorry, I know you've been 152 00:05:20,067 --> 00:05:20,967 wearing this for a while, but 153 00:05:20,967 --> 00:05:22,067 they just said the light's not 154 00:05:22,067 --> 00:05:23,127 there, it's not gonna match, so 155 00:05:23,133 --> 00:05:23,973 ey're gonna cut this and 156 00:05:23,967 --> 00:05:25,397 they're moving our stuff out, so 157 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:26,330 we're gonna do this again 158 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:29,403 tomorrow. 159 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:30,370 >> You gotta be (bleep) kidding 160 00:05:30,367 --> 00:05:31,397 me-- you serious? 161 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,070 >> Yeah. 162 00:05:32,067 --> 00:05:32,767 I'm sorry. 163 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:33,727 I swear, I came over to tell you 164 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:34,703 'cause I knew you'd be-- 165 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:35,870 >> Do the camera people know? 166 00:05:35,867 --> 00:05:36,867 >> Yeah, they're all packing up. 167 00:05:36,867 --> 00:05:39,527 >> Why are they still shooting? 168 00:05:39,533 --> 00:05:40,633 >> (laughing) 169 00:05:40,633 --> 00:05:41,973 >> Are you serious? 170 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:42,767 >> Yes, they're just-- 171 00:05:42,767 --> 00:05:43,727 They were trying to match it up, 172 00:05:43,733 --> 00:05:46,703 but they can't. 173 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:48,770 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 174 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:50,267 >> You ain't gotta apologize. 175 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,067 >> Well, yeah-- 176 00:05:51,067 --> 00:05:52,567 >> Once again, Rel predicts a no 177 00:05:52,567 --> 00:05:54,167 (bleep). 178 00:05:54,167 --> 00:05:55,297 >> I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 179 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:56,100 I made it up, I made it up, I 180 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:56,930 made it up. 181 00:05:56,933 --> 00:05:59,073 I made it up, I made it up. 182 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,197 (laughing) I made it up, I 183 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,070 promise, I swear to God. 184 00:06:01,067 --> 00:06:03,227 >> The (bleep) you do that for? 185 00:06:03,233 --> 00:06:04,073 Get the (bleep) away from me, 186 00:06:04,067 --> 00:06:04,797 Josh. 187 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:05,770 (laughter) 188 00:06:05,767 --> 00:06:07,197 Straight up. 189 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,200 >> Do you want me to be in this 190 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:08,830 one? 191 00:06:08,833 --> 00:06:10,073 >> Go across the street. 192 00:06:14,533 --> 00:06:16,073 >> We all remember the wonderful 193 00:06:16,067 --> 00:06:17,827 sounds of the Beach Boys, but 194 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:19,603 what about the forgotten legacy 195 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,130 of those five black guys from 196 00:06:21,133 --> 00:06:23,073 California who also sang about 197 00:06:23,067 --> 00:06:24,667 the beach? 198 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:26,567 Time-Life Music presents 199 00:06:26,567 --> 00:06:28,127 The Beached Brothers. 200 00:06:28,133 --> 00:06:29,773 Order the collection of amazing 201 00:06:29,767 --> 00:06:30,927 classics, and you'll get songs 202 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:32,073 such as... 203 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:22,870 >> And if you act now, we'll 204 00:07:22,867 --> 00:07:24,367 throw in their other regional 205 00:07:24,367 --> 00:07:26,067 hit, "Wouldn't It Be Nice to 206 00:07:26,067 --> 00:07:27,897 Watch the White Girls Swim While 207 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:29,430 We Sit in the Sand?" 208 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:45,170 >> And you'll also get a song no 209 00:07:45,167 --> 00:07:46,397 one remembers, 210 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,300 "Dumb Dumb Dumb." 211 00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:59,070 >> It's The Beached Brothers. 212 00:07:59,067 --> 00:08:00,497 Order today. 213 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,470 >> Honey, it's okay that you 214 00:08:04,467 --> 00:08:05,327 don't want to play soccer 215 00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:06,103 anymore. 216 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:07,300 >> Look, it's not a bad thing, 217 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:08,100 you know, if you don't like 218 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:09,470 something or you want to try 219 00:08:09,467 --> 00:08:10,297 something new. 220 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:11,700 >> We're actually glad that you 221 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,400 felt comfortable telling us. 222 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:14,700 We never, ever want you to feel 223 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:16,170 like you can't change course and 224 00:08:16,167 --> 00:08:17,167 push your life in a new 225 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:18,167 direction. 226 00:08:18,167 --> 00:08:18,897 >> Nothing has to be forever, 227 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:20,070 okay? 228 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:23,827 It's okay to change you. 229 00:08:23,833 --> 00:08:24,603 >> Mm-hmm. 230 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:25,300 >> Okay? 231 00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:27,170 >> And you is always evolving, 232 00:08:27,167 --> 00:08:28,597 even when you're as old as Mommy 233 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,070 and Daddy, 234 00:08:30,067 --> 00:08:31,267 which is why we're actually 235 00:08:31,267 --> 00:08:33,067 thrilled to tell you that... 236 00:08:33,067 --> 00:08:34,097 >> (both) We're getting a 237 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:34,930 divorce! 238 00:08:34,933 --> 00:08:36,603 (both laughing) 239 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,700 >> And this is your dad number 240 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:39,430 two, Ronald. 241 00:08:39,433 --> 00:08:40,203 >> You ain't gotta worry about 242 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,830 another mommy, because I'm never 243 00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:43,103 doing this again. 244 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:46,200 (coin clinks) 245 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,500 >> He's tiny. 246 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,697 >> (both) Yo! 247 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:56,430 >> Never stoppin', 248 00:08:56,433 --> 00:08:57,173 rager's poppin', 249 00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:58,427 Sig Sig Alpha! 250 00:08:58,433 --> 00:08:59,603 (both laughing) 251 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,530 >> Man, this is the best 252 00:09:00,533 --> 00:09:01,403 rager of all time. 253 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:02,530 >> Oh, hell yeah, man, I'm so 254 00:09:02,533 --> 00:09:04,073 turned up right now, dude. 255 00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:05,167 >> Oh, I can see it, man, I-- 256 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:06,097 There was moment where I almost 257 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:07,500 turned down, but then I was 258 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,230 like, "Turn down for what?" 259 00:09:09,233 --> 00:09:10,073 You know what I mean? 260 00:09:10,067 --> 00:09:10,967 You know what I mean? 261 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:11,727 >> This is the best night of my 262 00:09:11,733 --> 00:09:12,873 life! 263 00:09:12,867 --> 00:09:14,667 (both howl) 264 00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:16,167 >> Be good, all right? Cool. 265 00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:16,797 >> You too. 266 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:17,630 >> I'll catch you later with a 267 00:09:17,633 --> 00:09:18,303 girl in your lap probably, 268 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:21,300 right? 269 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:23,100 ** (somber music) 270 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:26,370 (both sobbing) 271 00:09:26,367 --> 00:09:27,327 >> I don't want to do this 272 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:28,073 anymore. 273 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,927 >> What am I doing, man? 274 00:09:29,933 --> 00:09:33,073 Why? Like, what? 275 00:09:33,067 --> 00:09:34,727 >> (both) Whoo! 276 00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:35,333 >> Never stoppin', 277 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:36,173 rager's poppin', 278 00:09:36,167 --> 00:09:37,397 Sig Sig Alpha! 279 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,300 >> Yeah, yeah, man! Whoo! 280 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:40,200 >> Well, if it isn't the two 281 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,530 coolest doolios in the worldio. 282 00:09:42,533 --> 00:09:43,673 >> (both) Bitch, yeah! 283 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,067 >> I bet you those dorks in 284 00:09:45,067 --> 00:09:46,067 Cappa Si are studying. 285 00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:46,767 >> Yeah! 286 00:09:46,767 --> 00:09:48,467 >> Or painting (bleep) pictures. 287 00:09:48,467 --> 00:09:50,097 >> Who here wants a shot? 288 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:51,070 >> Yeah! 289 00:09:51,067 --> 00:09:52,467 >> (all) Shot, shot, shot, shot, 290 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:53,627 shot, shot! 291 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,870 >> (sobbing) 292 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,430 No shots! No shots! 293 00:10:02,433 --> 00:10:04,503 No shots! 294 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:05,870 Ohh! 295 00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:13,627 (harp strums) 296 00:10:13,633 --> 00:10:15,003 >> Yo, um... 297 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,200 >> Hey, what up, bro? 298 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,230 >> I thought I just heard a harp 299 00:10:17,233 --> 00:10:18,673 in here? 300 00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:19,727 I mean, 'cause I could be wrong, 301 00:10:19,733 --> 00:10:20,803 but if I did hear it, I'd have 302 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,770 been like, "Yo, harps suck!" 303 00:10:22,767 --> 00:10:24,627 Heh! What's that? 304 00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:25,773 >> Oh, that? 305 00:10:25,767 --> 00:10:26,997 It's just two girls doing it, 306 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,400 bro. 307 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,870 >> Those are two chicks? 308 00:10:29,867 --> 00:10:31,567 Nice! 309 00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:34,527 ** (somber music) 310 00:10:44,033 --> 00:10:45,733 >> You ever, like, you know, 311 00:10:45,733 --> 00:10:47,373 like... 312 00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:49,467 Just feel like you're 313 00:10:49,467 --> 00:10:50,227 pretending? 314 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,503 >> (all) Jell-O shots! 315 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,230 (all cheering) 316 00:10:56,333 --> 00:10:59,103 >> (all) Best night ever! 317 00:11:05,167 --> 00:11:07,327 (all sobbing) 318 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,073 ** (Italian opera music playing) 319 00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,527 >> I just wanted to say sorry. 320 00:11:16,533 --> 00:11:17,273 >> Get the (bleep) away from me, 321 00:11:17,267 --> 00:11:18,067 man. 322 00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:20,467 >> I just wanted to say sorry. 323 00:11:20,467 --> 00:11:21,497 You look great in the baseball 324 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,400 thing, though. 325 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,570 Everyone over there thinks you 326 00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:25,497 look like a real baseball 327 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,800 player. 328 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,300 >> Shut up. 329 00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:29,230 >> I really-- 330 00:11:29,233 --> 00:11:30,073 I think you look like a real 331 00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:31,227 baseball player. 332 00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:36,367 >> Come on, Ma. 333 00:11:36,367 --> 00:11:37,427 Do I have to where this? 334 00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:38,733 I look like a day shift manager 335 00:11:38,733 --> 00:11:40,203 at Friendly's. 336 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,400 >> This is your first time 337 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,500 meeting with a recruiter, and I 338 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,370 want you to take this seriously. 339 00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:45,127 >> Ms. Jackson? 340 00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:45,973 >> Yes. 341 00:11:45,967 --> 00:11:46,597 >> Nice to meet you. 342 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,500 >> Hi. 343 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,700 >> And you must be T. 344 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:49,600 >> Yeah, how you doing? 345 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,600 >> Have you thought about your 346 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:51,470 future, T? 347 00:11:51,467 --> 00:11:52,527 >> Not really. 348 00:11:52,533 --> 00:11:54,833 >> I know you're only 16, but 349 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:56,733 you have so much potential. 350 00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:57,533 >> Really? 351 00:11:57,533 --> 00:11:58,473 >> Oh, yes. 352 00:11:58,467 --> 00:11:59,167 We've been keeping track of 353 00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:00,227 you for years. 354 00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:02,133 You could be one of the greats. 355 00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:03,603 (chuckling) 356 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:04,870 Hey, come on, I'll show you 357 00:12:04,867 --> 00:12:05,727 folks around the place. 358 00:12:05,733 --> 00:12:07,073 >> both: Okay. 359 00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:08,797 >> We have a vast library and 360 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,370 resource center, not to mention 361 00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:12,267 a brand-new quad with over 5,000 362 00:12:12,267 --> 00:12:13,667 comfortable beds. 363 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:14,867 Now, there's absolutely no need 364 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,267 to worry about being homesick 365 00:12:16,267 --> 00:12:17,327 because we've got an incredible 366 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:18,633 support staff. 367 00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:19,573 What can I say? 368 00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:21,067 This place is the best. 369 00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:22,497 You're going to absolutely love 370 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,330 going to Pike Penitentiary. 371 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:27,133 (cell door clanking, slams) 372 00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:29,703 >> Uh, so Mr. Edwards, Ma? 373 00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:31,300 Like, I appreciate the tour, I 374 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:33,070 really do, it looks great, 375 00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:35,167 but I've already narrowed my 376 00:12:35,167 --> 00:12:36,827 choices down to Riker's and 377 00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:38,073 Attica State Penitentiary. 378 00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:39,167 >> Riker's? 379 00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:40,667 That's not even a prison, son, 380 00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,627 that's a-- that's a jail. 381 00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:44,203 Are you trying to ruin your 382 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,070 street cred? 383 00:12:45,067 --> 00:12:46,167 >> No, no, no, no, no... 384 00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:47,497 >> And Attica, that's-- 385 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,800 That's a government institution. 386 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,300 Pike is privately owned. 387 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:52,270 >> Privately owned? 388 00:12:52,267 --> 00:12:53,127 >> Yes. 389 00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:54,803 That's what's popping right now. 390 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,770 All the top criminals are going 391 00:12:56,767 --> 00:12:58,067 to private prisons. 392 00:12:58,067 --> 00:12:58,927 Enough of my yakking. 393 00:12:58,933 --> 00:13:00,233 Why don't we go to the video? 394 00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:01,133 Uh, take a look at this. 395 00:13:01,133 --> 00:13:01,933 >> Okay. 396 00:13:01,933 --> 00:13:02,703 >> Yeah. 397 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,130 >> announcer: Come to Pike, the 398 00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:05,933 best in criminal detention. 399 00:13:05,967 --> 00:13:07,597 We have the lowest unintentional 400 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,270 sodomy rates in the country 401 00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:11,127 and a plethora of diverse clubs 402 00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:14,633 like the Crips, Bloods, and 403 00:13:14,633 --> 00:13:15,573 Aryan Brotherhood. 404 00:13:15,567 --> 00:13:17,597 At Pike, you get your own toilet 405 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:18,730 that you share with only one 406 00:13:18,733 --> 00:13:20,133 other roommate. 407 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,203 Pike. 408 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,470 Your private prison palace. 409 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,870 >> And you know, Pike also has a 410 00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:27,067 very impressive alumni network. 411 00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:27,867 >> Wow. 412 00:13:27,867 --> 00:13:28,627 >> Mm-hmm. 413 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:29,433 Plaxico Burress. 414 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:30,133 >> Plaxico Burress? 415 00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:31,073 >> Martha Stewart. 416 00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:32,067 Tim Allen. 417 00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:32,697 >> Tim Allen?! 418 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:33,330 >> Mm-hmm. 419 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:34,403 >> Tim Allen's hilarious! 420 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:35,570 I love "Galaxy Quest." 421 00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:36,467 >> Oh, "Galaxy Quest." 422 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,567 >> both: "Never give up. 423 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:38,297 Never surrender." 424 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,130 (both laughing) 425 00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:41,433 >> Tim Allen's so funny! 426 00:13:41,433 --> 00:13:42,773 >> Damn right, and you know how 427 00:13:42,767 --> 00:13:44,067 he got to be so funny? 428 00:13:44,067 --> 00:13:44,867 >> How? 429 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,827 >> By (bleep) with us here at 430 00:13:46,833 --> 00:13:48,203 Pike Penitentiary. 431 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,270 >> Well, damn, all right. 432 00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:50,467 (laughter) 433 00:13:50,467 --> 00:13:51,227 Well, I guess I'll think about 434 00:13:51,233 --> 00:13:52,073 it, you know, I... 435 00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:52,727 >> All right, 'cause that's the 436 00:13:52,733 --> 00:13:53,403 kind of experience you can have 437 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,070 here. 438 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,067 >> Oh, thanks, I appreciate it a 439 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,067 lot, so I guess I'll be going. 440 00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:57,197 >> T, I'm your father. 441 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,070 I've been in here since you were 442 00:13:58,067 --> 00:13:58,867 two, and I can't stop moving, or 443 00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:00,167 they'll beat my ass. 444 00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:01,697 Looking good, Doris! 445 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,630 >> (gasping) 446 00:14:03,633 --> 00:14:04,933 That was my father? 447 00:14:04,933 --> 00:14:08,273 >> Yeah, it is. 448 00:14:08,267 --> 00:14:09,327 >> Hey, now, whoa, whoa, whoa! 449 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,633 Where you going, son? 450 00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:11,403 >> I'm gonna go commit some 451 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,070 crimes, man. 452 00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,267 I'm going to Pike Prison! 453 00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:14,727 (laughing) Up here! 454 00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:15,773 I loved you in "Green Mile"! 455 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,067 (laughing) 456 00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:18,067 What up, ho? 457 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:19,697 Give me high-five! 458 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,200 Enjoy your sandwiches! 459 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,070 (laughing) 460 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,173 >> Mom, how come there are 461 00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:32,327 firemen and no firewewomen? 462 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,833 >> Excuse me? 463 00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,103 >> Like, how come there are some 464 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,400 jobs that women aren't allowed 465 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,270 to do? 466 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:38,867 >> Now, you listen to me. 467 00:14:38,867 --> 00:14:40,727 You can be anything it is that 468 00:14:40,733 --> 00:14:42,073 you want to be. 469 00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:43,067 >> Really? 470 00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:44,327 >> Yes. 471 00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:45,273 Now, you're gonna hear a lot of 472 00:14:45,267 --> 00:14:47,297 noise from the outside world 473 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:48,330 about how, because of your 474 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:49,873 gender, you should or shouldn't 475 00:14:49,867 --> 00:14:52,067 do something. 476 00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:55,327 But your only job is to be you, 477 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:57,773 because you are a talented, 478 00:14:57,767 --> 00:15:00,797 beautiful, smart human. 479 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,930 And you're gonna be amazing at 480 00:15:01,933 --> 00:15:03,233 whatever job it is that you 481 00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:04,303 choose. 482 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,770 I chose to rid the world of Jedi 483 00:15:05,767 --> 00:15:08,067 scum by traveling to Endor and 484 00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:09,427 burning Ewoks out of their tree 485 00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:10,733 homes. 486 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,070 Love you! 487 00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:16,227 And don't stay up too late. 488 00:15:16,233 --> 00:15:17,703 We have church tomorrow. 489 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,670 >> Kill an Ewok for me? 490 00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:22,327 (whoosh) 491 00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:34,827 >> Have you ever dared to dream? 492 00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:35,903 >> Son... 493 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:36,970 You're throwing your life away. 494 00:15:36,967 --> 00:15:39,067 ** (rock music) 495 00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:39,867 >> Why can't you just believe in 496 00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:40,527 me? 497 00:15:40,533 --> 00:15:41,473 >> Just think about the future. 498 00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:42,397 >> I'm gonna be the lead singer 499 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,430 of Aerosmith! 500 00:15:43,433 --> 00:15:45,303 >> This summer, watch the story 501 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,230 of a man who didn't want to miss 502 00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:48,533 a thing. 503 00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:51,703 I'm moving to New York to join 504 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,530 Aerosmith. 505 00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:54,133 >> But they live in Boston! 506 00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:57,627 >> He could have made it, but no 507 00:15:57,633 --> 00:15:59,203 one understood him. 508 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,230 >> I'm the president of Sony 509 00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:01,073 Records. 510 00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:02,197 How does a $20 million contract 511 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,530 and complete artistic freedom 512 00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:04,273 sound? 513 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:04,927 >> Unless you're a member of 514 00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:06,203 Aerosmith, then don't talk to 515 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,730 me. 516 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,900 >> Aerosmith has been incredibly 517 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:13,770 successful for decades now. 518 00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:14,897 >> If you're not gonna help me, 519 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:15,970 then get out of the way. 520 00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:16,727 (thunder crashes) 521 00:16:16,733 --> 00:16:18,703 >> You're gonna have to choose. 522 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:21,400 It's either me or the rock band 523 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,930 Aerosmith. 524 00:16:22,933 --> 00:16:25,703 >> You want me to walk that way? 525 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,930 Well, I wanna walk this way. 526 00:16:27,933 --> 00:16:30,233 >> But finding out what it takes 527 00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:33,633 can make any man jaded. 528 00:16:33,633 --> 00:16:35,373 >> I got some bad news. 529 00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:36,967 Your mom was hit by a car. 530 00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:39,627 >> Remind me again, Dad. 531 00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:41,073 Was Mom Aerosmith? 532 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,567 Then I don't care! 533 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:44,597 >> Would you stop throwing 534 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,600 plates?! 535 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,570 >> I'm gonna kidnap Stephen 536 00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:48,897 Tyler. 537 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:53,070 (howling) 538 00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:54,867 >> "Dream On." 539 00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,697 >> Excuse me. 540 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,070 Excuse me. How you doing? 541 00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:02,097 I was trying to get to Yankee 542 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,200 Stadium. 543 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,600 From here, where is Yankee 544 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,430 Stadium? 545 00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:07,373 >> It's way, way uptown, so you 546 00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:08,067 gotta take-- 547 00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:08,827 >> Is it this or that way? 548 00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:09,603 >> That way. 549 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,230 >> You sure? 550 00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:11,073 >> Positive, you-- 551 00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:12,927 But you're not gonna walk there. 552 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:15,833 (chuckling) 553 00:17:19,633 --> 00:17:21,073 >> Let's settle down, thank you. 554 00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:23,067 Now, before we start today, I 555 00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:25,697 wanted to say that, um... 556 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:28,270 Actually, has anyone seen Keith 557 00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:31,197 or Kenny Lucas? 558 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,130 >> Nah, we're here, 559 00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:33,073 Mrs. Gertrude. 560 00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:34,567 >> Coming at you as holograms, 561 00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:35,727 mother (bleep). 562 00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:39,133 ** 563 00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:40,133 >> Oh, that's right. 564 00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:41,203 My brother and I stand before 565 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,900 you using the space age 566 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,070 technology of holograms. 567 00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:46,467 Wake up, dumb (bleep)! 568 00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:47,467 Y'all just mad 'cause I gotta 569 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,897 sit here and listen to him talk 570 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,570 about Marcus Garvey while we at 571 00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:51,967 home chilling 'cause we figured 572 00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:53,597 out a way to manipulate space 573 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,630 and time. 574 00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:56,103 >> Using the futuristic powers 575 00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:56,870 of mother(bleep)-- 576 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:57,827 >> Language, boys. 577 00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:58,603 >> Sorry. 578 00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,700 >> Sorry, Mrs. Gertrude. 579 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,070 >> It's Mr. Gertrude. 580 00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:02,567 >> So as I was saying before, I 581 00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:04,067 know I said that we were gonna 582 00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:05,167 have a test today. 583 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,067 >> Oh, we gonna kill that 584 00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,597 (bleep), Lucas Bros style. 585 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,070 Hologram high-five. 586 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,567 (electronic droning) 587 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:14,197 >> But... instead of a test, we 588 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,230 are gonna have a super surprise 589 00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:17,733 pizza party! 590 00:18:17,733 --> 00:18:19,833 >> Yeah! 591 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:20,673 >> Uh-oh. 592 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,397 >> Oh, man. 593 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,600 >> Uh... 594 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,230 An unforeseen drawback. 595 00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:29,367 Bet you think we regret this, 596 00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:30,627 don't you? 597 00:18:30,633 --> 00:18:31,503 We don't. 598 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,870 >> Yeah, we-- yeah, we don't. 599 00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:35,067 Y'all just mad that we not gonna 600 00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:36,227 share space age technology with 601 00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:37,173 y'all. 602 00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:38,267 Y'all can enjoy y'all pizza. 603 00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:39,067 We gonna go back and play 604 00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:39,727 PlayStation. 605 00:18:39,733 --> 00:18:40,403 >> Yeah. 606 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,070 >> You ready to dip? 607 00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:41,897 >> Yeah, let's bounce, man. 608 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,070 >> Let's get out of here, man. 609 00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:47,103 >> It's just not there. 610 00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:48,300 (whoosh) 611 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,670 (phone ringing) 612 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:54,927 >> Hey, um... 613 00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:57,433 Excuse me, my name is Ryan. 614 00:18:57,433 --> 00:18:58,773 >> Oh, hi. Krista. 615 00:18:58,767 --> 00:18:59,827 >> Did you just start here? 616 00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:01,733 >> I did. Uh, did you? 617 00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:02,473 >> Uh, no, no. 618 00:19:02,467 --> 00:19:03,327 I've actually been here for a 619 00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:04,203 few years now, yeah. 620 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,070 >> Oh. 621 00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:06,427 (both laughing) 622 00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:07,803 >> Oh, you're married, nice. 623 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,070 >> Yeah, yeah. 624 00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:09,967 To the old ball and chain. 625 00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:10,967 Yeah, we got a couple little 626 00:19:10,967 --> 00:19:11,597 ones, too. 627 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,370 Let me show you a picture. 628 00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:14,467 I love little family. 629 00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:15,297 Look at that, look at my little 630 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:16,100 people, huh? 631 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,430 >> Oh, cute! 632 00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:18,503 >> My little princess. 633 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,830 >> Oh, little chubbies! 634 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,333 So adorable. 635 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:22,503 >> Yeah, yeah, man. 636 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,400 They mean the world to me, you 637 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,070 know? 638 00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:24,697 >> Oh, that's great. 639 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:25,700 >> Yeah. 640 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,700 >> So you like it here, or... 641 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,370 >> I mean, it pays the bills. 642 00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:30,767 But the only thing I would say 643 00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:32,167 is that, um... 644 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,770 The boss can be a bit of a 645 00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:37,167 hard-ass at times, you know? 646 00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:38,067 >> Ohh. 647 00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:38,827 >> So you gotta watch it. 648 00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:39,573 >> All right. 649 00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:44,167 (both laugh) 650 00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:45,597 >> Yeah. 651 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,900 >> (burp) 652 00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,300 Wasn't me, it was Ryan! 653 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:49,870 >> No! 654 00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:50,727 >> What? 655 00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:52,703 >> (shouting) 656 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:55,070 >> No, no, no! 657 00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:56,297 No! 658 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,600 >> You all know the rules! 659 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,430 You all know the rules! 660 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,873 No burping! 661 00:20:08,067 --> 00:20:09,667 Thanks, lady. 662 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:10,997 What is your name? 663 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,670 >> It's Krista. 664 00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:14,067 >> Thanks for snitching. 665 00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:16,067 Just for that, you just got 666 00:20:16,067 --> 00:20:18,397 promoted to senior vice 667 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,800 president. 668 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,200 Congratulations. 669 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,033 >> (clapping) 670 00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:30,333 >> (laughing nervously) 671 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:31,973 Thank you. 672 00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:33,027 >> Hey, y'all want some free 673 00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:33,703 advice? 674 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,403 Y'all want some free advice? 675 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,230 >> That's too easy. 676 00:20:37,233 --> 00:20:38,373 Stay in school is too easy. 677 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,227 >> When you put grapes in a 678 00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:42,133 freezer, then they become ice 679 00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:43,433 grapes and you can eat 'em. 680 00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:44,803 They're a low-cal snack. 681 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:45,530 >> If you were in, like, the 682 00:20:45,533 --> 00:20:47,273 wilderness and a tiger was gonna 683 00:20:47,267 --> 00:20:49,997 eat you, you should try to avoid 684 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,900 that. 685 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:52,930 >> I knew that already. 686 00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:54,303 >> You say-- you knew that? 687 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:55,630 Okay. All right. 688 00:20:55,633 --> 00:20:57,303 That's all I got.