1 00:00:04,433 --> 00:00:10,303 ** (soft orchestration) 2 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:11,630 >> Look here, Julian. 3 00:00:11,633 --> 00:00:12,673 In our generation, we had 4 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:15,027 a thing called romance. 5 00:00:15,033 --> 00:00:16,333 Oh, I can remember when I first 6 00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:17,203 fell in love with your 7 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,900 grandmother. 8 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:21,970 Mm. 9 00:00:21,967 --> 00:00:24,627 I saw the face of this 10 00:00:24,633 --> 00:00:26,133 elegant woman. 11 00:00:29,533 --> 00:00:33,633 She seemed a bit closed off. 12 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:35,773 But with patience, 13 00:00:35,767 --> 00:00:36,867 it's possible to break down 14 00:00:36,867 --> 00:00:39,767 any wall. 15 00:00:39,767 --> 00:00:42,427 And by the hand of Lady Luck, 16 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:45,233 oh, ho, our stars were crossed 17 00:00:45,233 --> 00:00:46,403 that evening. 18 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,830 In those days, you had to seize 19 00:00:48,833 --> 00:00:49,773 the moment. 20 00:00:49,767 --> 00:00:51,397 So I walked right up and 21 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:52,870 introduced myself. 22 00:00:52,867 --> 00:00:54,327 I'll tell you, she had the voice 23 00:00:54,333 --> 00:00:55,533 of an angel. 24 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:57,703 >> No! 25 00:00:57,700 --> 00:01:00,370 ** 26 00:01:00,367 --> 00:01:01,227 >> (chuckles) 27 00:01:01,233 --> 00:01:02,703 It was clear she was 28 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:04,730 a Renaissance woman. 29 00:01:04,733 --> 00:01:06,933 >> Now, get it, get it. 30 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:09,733 >> She even introduced me 31 00:01:09,733 --> 00:01:13,433 to her best friend Molly. 32 00:01:13,433 --> 00:01:14,503 Now, Molly was the type that 33 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:15,130 could make you feel like a 34 00:01:15,133 --> 00:01:17,603 million bucks. 35 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:18,830 Aw, she gave me all the 36 00:01:18,833 --> 00:01:20,633 confidence in the world. 37 00:01:20,633 --> 00:01:22,803 Ah! Oh. 38 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,400 (groaning) 39 00:01:27,367 --> 00:01:28,067 (sighs) 40 00:01:28,067 --> 00:01:29,527 It was truly love 41 00:01:29,533 --> 00:01:31,333 at first sight. 42 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:34,333 >> Grandpa, literally, nothing 43 00:01:34,333 --> 00:01:36,373 you just told me was the truth! 44 00:01:36,367 --> 00:01:38,097 You stalked and hunted hundreds, 45 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,730 if not thousands, of innocent 46 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:40,903 women on the Internet. 47 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:42,870 >> Okay, and? Huh? 48 00:01:42,867 --> 00:01:43,527 Since when is that a crime, 49 00:01:43,533 --> 00:01:44,173 huh? 50 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:45,067 >> Always! 51 00:01:45,067 --> 00:01:45,727 >> Okay, nephew. 52 00:01:45,733 --> 00:01:46,373 You gotta get me up out 53 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:47,197 of here, man-- I can't be 54 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:48,070 in here no more, junior. 55 00:01:48,067 --> 00:01:48,927 Come on, you live your life. 56 00:01:48,933 --> 00:01:49,933 Oh, they got me. 57 00:01:49,933 --> 00:01:50,673 Come on, get me out this future 58 00:01:50,667 --> 00:01:51,267 prison! 59 00:01:51,267 --> 00:01:51,897 >> Zap him. 60 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:53,930 >> Ah! 61 00:01:53,933 --> 00:01:55,173 >> Take that, you old bitch! 62 00:01:55,167 --> 00:01:56,167 (laughs) 63 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:17,670 >> Hey, Doc, 64 00:02:17,667 --> 00:02:19,497 thanks for the toothbrush. 65 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:20,130 >> Hey. 66 00:02:20,133 --> 00:02:21,633 >> You are all set, Mr. Luger. 67 00:02:21,633 --> 00:02:22,303 >> Great. 68 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:23,700 Oh, and uh... the doctor told me 69 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:25,570 to ask you about a toothbrush? 70 00:02:25,567 --> 00:02:26,197 >> Here you go. 71 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:26,870 >> Thanks. 72 00:02:26,867 --> 00:02:27,567 >> Have a nice day. 73 00:02:27,567 --> 00:02:29,767 >> No doubt. 74 00:02:29,767 --> 00:02:35,627 ** (hip-hop music) 75 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:57,600 >> Okay, all right, fine. 76 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,130 If they wanna cancel our show 77 00:02:59,133 --> 00:03:01,073 after 11 episodes, then I say 78 00:03:01,067 --> 00:03:02,867 let's go down in flames! 79 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:03,830 >> (all) Yeah, yeah! 80 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:04,673 >> If they don't want the next 81 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:05,627 "Cosby Show", 82 00:03:05,633 --> 00:03:07,233 (bleep) 'em, right? 83 00:03:07,233 --> 00:03:08,103 >> Man, I say we drive this 84 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,370 entire (bleep) network 85 00:03:09,367 --> 00:03:10,467 into the ground. 86 00:03:10,467 --> 00:03:11,697 >> But wait... what y'all 87 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:12,530 got in mind? 88 00:03:12,533 --> 00:03:14,603 >> Look, I was thinking, right? 89 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:16,230 What about a black nerd? 90 00:03:16,233 --> 00:03:18,073 >> But there aren't black nerds. 91 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:18,767 >> No duh, 92 00:03:18,767 --> 00:03:20,067 that's the point, man. 93 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:21,127 So when we add one to this TV 94 00:03:21,133 --> 00:03:22,673 show, it'll be so terrible, 95 00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:23,767 every executive will lose 96 00:03:23,767 --> 00:03:26,067 their jobs too-- what, huh? 97 00:03:26,067 --> 00:03:27,627 Genius, ain't it? 98 00:03:27,633 --> 00:03:28,703 >> And we could put that black 99 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:30,830 nerd in suspenders. 100 00:03:30,833 --> 00:03:32,073 (laughter) 101 00:03:32,067 --> 00:03:32,767 >> But can we give him a dumb 102 00:03:32,767 --> 00:03:33,667 (bleep) name? 103 00:03:33,667 --> 00:03:35,067 >> Ooh, uh, Turkel. 104 00:03:35,067 --> 00:03:36,527 >> Nah, dumber, dumber. 105 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:37,373 >> Lurkel? 106 00:03:37,367 --> 00:03:38,067 >> Furkel. 107 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:38,667 >> Uh, Monica. 108 00:03:38,667 --> 00:03:39,767 >> Yo, step off. 109 00:03:39,767 --> 00:03:41,167 I got it, right? 110 00:03:41,167 --> 00:03:42,567 Urkel. 111 00:03:42,567 --> 00:03:43,897 Steve Urkel. 112 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:46,200 (laughter) 113 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:53,633 >> How the (bleep) does anyone 114 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:55,233 like this? 115 00:03:55,233 --> 00:03:56,173 >> Yes! 116 00:03:56,167 --> 00:03:58,667 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 117 00:03:58,667 --> 00:04:01,567 Y'all some bona fide geniuses! 118 00:04:01,567 --> 00:04:03,097 Steve Urkel? 119 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,070 Steve Urkel? 120 00:04:04,067 --> 00:04:04,967 Who thought of that? 121 00:04:04,967 --> 00:04:06,367 Was it you, Christian Slater? 122 00:04:06,367 --> 00:04:07,467 You, High Top? 123 00:04:07,467 --> 00:04:08,597 I got my check today, 124 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:09,700 and I cashed it! 125 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:10,900 I'm so happy, man. 126 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:11,930 Whoo! 127 00:04:11,933 --> 00:04:12,573 Keep it up! 128 00:04:12,567 --> 00:04:13,227 We're gonna do the show 129 00:04:13,233 --> 00:04:14,473 forever, man! 130 00:04:14,467 --> 00:04:15,727 (cackles) 131 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,803 Thank you! 132 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,730 >> We gotta do something. 133 00:04:18,733 --> 00:04:19,673 >> I think I've got it. 134 00:04:19,667 --> 00:04:21,767 Our audience loves Urkel 135 00:04:21,767 --> 00:04:23,067 because he's an unbelievable 136 00:04:23,067 --> 00:04:24,527 nerd (bleep). 137 00:04:24,533 --> 00:04:28,603 But... what if we gave him... 138 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,970 a super-cool alter ego? 139 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,500 >> (bleep)! 140 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:39,300 Oh, my God, y'all some geniuses! 141 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:40,530 Stefan Urquelle? 142 00:04:40,533 --> 00:04:42,973 * It's a rare condition 143 00:04:42,967 --> 00:04:43,897 * This day and age 144 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:44,900 I can't stop singing 145 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:46,730 that stupid-ass song, man! 146 00:04:46,733 --> 00:04:48,173 Keep it up, y'all, keep it up. 147 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:49,197 (bleep) Step by Step. 148 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,130 (cackles) 149 00:04:51,133 --> 00:04:51,933 >> Let's put that wiener 150 00:04:51,933 --> 00:04:52,803 in a dress! 151 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,570 >> (all) Yes! 152 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,600 >> (laughs) 153 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:57,830 >> Myrtle Urkel? 154 00:04:57,833 --> 00:04:59,603 This show has lost no integrity. 155 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,300 Someone zip me up. 156 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:03,830 Oh, oh, my God! 157 00:05:03,833 --> 00:05:05,703 Y'all have outdone yourselves, 158 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:06,430 man. 159 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:08,073 Look at this (bleep). 160 00:05:08,067 --> 00:05:09,627 Look at this (bleep). 161 00:05:09,633 --> 00:05:12,303 I am Urkel Bot! 162 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:13,500 Hi-yah! 163 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,670 (laughs) 164 00:05:14,667 --> 00:05:15,797 Bruce Lee-Urkel, man! 165 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:16,470 Whoo! 166 00:05:16,467 --> 00:05:18,427 (laughs) 167 00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:23,097 (laughter) 168 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:24,300 >> Ah, this is it! 169 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:27,730 (laughter) 170 00:05:30,267 --> 00:05:33,167 >> "Did I do that?" 171 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:36,527 (laughter) 172 00:05:36,533 --> 00:05:37,773 >> (exhales sharply) 173 00:05:37,767 --> 00:05:38,627 What are y'all doing playing 174 00:05:38,633 --> 00:05:39,933 with matches? Come on, y'all. 175 00:05:39,933 --> 00:05:40,873 We got money to make. 176 00:05:40,867 --> 00:05:41,727 Play with some money. 177 00:05:41,733 --> 00:05:42,633 (laughs) 178 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:43,633 It's the Urkel show! 179 00:05:43,633 --> 00:05:44,503 Doing it forever! 180 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:46,200 (cackles) 181 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,970 (all crying) 182 00:05:51,933 --> 00:05:52,573 We're gonna be on the show 183 00:05:52,567 --> 00:05:53,367 forever, man! 184 00:05:53,367 --> 00:05:54,767 (cackling) 185 00:05:56,867 --> 00:05:57,927 >> Frank! 186 00:05:57,933 --> 00:05:58,933 What up, Frank? 187 00:05:58,933 --> 00:06:00,203 Is that your name? 188 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:00,900 Oh, I was just trying to guess 189 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:01,570 your name, all right, cool. 190 00:06:01,567 --> 00:06:03,067 Be good, man, stay blessed. 191 00:06:03,067 --> 00:06:06,197 ** 192 00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:09,573 >> * Dreams find your dreams 193 00:06:09,567 --> 00:06:11,627 * When you're rushing around 194 00:06:11,633 --> 00:06:12,873 * Find your dreams 195 00:06:12,867 --> 00:06:14,427 * When you're looking down 196 00:06:14,433 --> 00:06:16,273 * You gotta go 197 00:06:16,267 --> 00:06:18,527 * Find your dreams * 198 00:06:18,567 --> 00:06:19,427 >> Nah, I asked you for a 199 00:06:19,433 --> 00:06:20,103 chopper, what you think 200 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:20,830 this is? 201 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:23,673 If you don't have my chopper... 202 00:06:23,667 --> 00:06:25,497 then one of these hostages dies 203 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:26,930 today. 204 00:06:26,933 --> 00:06:29,803 (gunshot) 205 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:30,430 >> All right, he didn't 206 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:31,773 take my phone. 207 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:32,927 Why don't we each call somebody 208 00:06:32,933 --> 00:06:35,433 that we love and say good-bye? 209 00:06:35,433 --> 00:06:36,073 You know? 210 00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:36,797 >> Okay, yeah. 211 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,670 >> Okay. 212 00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:39,897 I love you. 213 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,100 (chuckles) 214 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,200 Yeah, you'll be in my heart 215 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,230 too. 216 00:06:44,233 --> 00:06:45,273 >> Look, I will always 217 00:06:45,267 --> 00:06:46,767 be your man. 218 00:06:49,267 --> 00:06:52,097 Always. 219 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:55,430 >> Hey, Mary, it's-- it's Josh. 220 00:06:55,433 --> 00:06:57,173 I just... wanted to call 221 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:57,827 and say-- 222 00:06:57,833 --> 00:06:59,303 >> Jesus Christ, Josh. 223 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:00,970 Stop calling me, all right? 224 00:07:00,967 --> 00:07:02,067 You were a mistake. 225 00:07:02,067 --> 00:07:02,927 I made out with you for, like, 226 00:07:02,933 --> 00:07:04,133 a minute three years ago, 227 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,333 all right? Stop calling me! 228 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:08,473 (phone clicks) 229 00:07:08,467 --> 00:07:10,567 >> Just give me one second. 230 00:07:10,567 --> 00:07:13,327 >> Yeah, yeah. 231 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:14,733 >> Girls. 232 00:07:14,733 --> 00:07:18,103 (dial tone rings) 233 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:18,730 >> Yo! 234 00:07:18,733 --> 00:07:20,433 >> Hey, Chad, it's, uh-- 235 00:07:20,433 --> 00:07:21,503 it's Josh. 236 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,800 >> Josh, yo, what's up, man? 237 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,900 >> I'm doing... doing good. 238 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:27,130 Uh, well, I'm actual-- 239 00:07:27,133 --> 00:07:29,333 well, I'm at a bank, and, uh, 240 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:31,533 I'm being held hostage, and... 241 00:07:31,533 --> 00:07:32,673 I just wanted to say good-bye 242 00:07:32,667 --> 00:07:35,597 because you're my best friend. 243 00:07:40,767 --> 00:07:43,427 >> I am? 244 00:07:43,433 --> 00:07:44,473 Is this Josh Rom 245 00:07:44,467 --> 00:07:45,967 or Josh Williams? 246 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:47,297 >> It's, uh, Josh from-- 247 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,530 from work... from work. 248 00:07:49,533 --> 00:07:51,503 >> Oh, work Josh, okay. 249 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,670 Uh, okay, all right. 250 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:55,067 How'd you get my number? 251 00:07:57,133 --> 00:07:59,073 >> Um, remember the blizzard 252 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:00,770 last winter, and you were out 253 00:08:00,767 --> 00:08:01,897 of the office, and I went by 254 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:04,070 your desk, and I memorized your 255 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:04,827 number 'cause it was-- 256 00:08:04,833 --> 00:08:05,973 I saw it. 257 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:09,070 >> Now, honestly, 258 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:11,467 I'm trying to picture your face, 259 00:08:11,467 --> 00:08:12,897 and I can't. 260 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:15,530 I don't remember your face. 261 00:08:15,533 --> 00:08:18,173 >> Uh... Chad, I-- you know, 262 00:08:18,167 --> 00:08:18,867 I don't know what's gonna 263 00:08:18,867 --> 00:08:20,627 happen, so I just wanted you to 264 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:23,173 know that whatever does... 265 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,770 I love you, man. 266 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,470 >> What the (bleep) you talking 267 00:08:30,467 --> 00:08:31,097 about? 268 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:34,430 (phone clicks) 269 00:08:34,433 --> 00:08:35,933 (clears throat) 270 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:38,073 >> Who is this-- is this yours? 271 00:08:38,067 --> 00:08:39,067 >> All right. 272 00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:40,297 Who's it gonna be? 273 00:08:42,267 --> 00:08:44,127 >> What, why, why? No... 274 00:08:44,133 --> 00:08:45,533 >> Yes, yes, he's a loser, 275 00:08:45,533 --> 00:08:47,373 so you should... him. 276 00:08:47,367 --> 00:08:48,427 >> He ain't got no friends. 277 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:51,600 >> Wait. 278 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,930 Is that true? 279 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:57,070 >> Yeah. 280 00:08:57,067 --> 00:08:57,797 >> I don't have no friends 281 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:58,500 neither, man. 282 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:01,470 I mean, that's... 283 00:09:01,467 --> 00:09:03,397 that's why I rob. 284 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:09,270 ** (soft acoustic guitar) 285 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:14,900 Yes. 286 00:09:14,967 --> 00:09:16,097 >> My name is Josh, 287 00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:17,500 and I love you. 288 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:19,070 >> My name is Mark, and I-- 289 00:09:19,067 --> 00:09:21,827 (gunshot) 290 00:09:21,833 --> 00:09:23,333 >> Mark! 291 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:25,073 Mark! 292 00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:26,367 Mark! 293 00:09:26,367 --> 00:09:28,097 Mark, say something! 294 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,770 Mark? 295 00:09:29,767 --> 00:09:32,527 Say anything, Mark. 296 00:09:32,533 --> 00:09:35,473 And that is why I named you 297 00:09:35,467 --> 00:09:37,927 Mark. 298 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,800 >> Thank you so much for coming 299 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:46,670 on such short notice. 300 00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:48,067 >> Oh, no problem, lady. 301 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:48,667 >> I thought those ants would 302 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:49,267 never leave. 303 00:09:49,267 --> 00:09:50,227 >> Oh, they didn't stand 304 00:09:50,233 --> 00:09:51,173 a chance. 305 00:09:51,167 --> 00:09:52,397 We're the best in the business. 306 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,100 Take care. 307 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:55,070 >> Thank you. 308 00:09:55,067 --> 00:10:00,897 ** 309 00:10:07,067 --> 00:10:08,027 (Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" 310 00:10:08,033 --> 00:10:13,903 playing) 311 00:10:39,433 --> 00:10:45,373 (pounding dance music playing) 312 00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:51,033 >> Man, this is why we need more 313 00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:52,203 black superheroes. 314 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,570 Can't believe we all dressed as 315 00:10:53,567 --> 00:10:54,767 Blade. 316 00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:55,797 >> Blade? Nah, man. 317 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:56,830 We're Morpheuses. 318 00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:57,473 >> Yeah, dude, I'm 319 00:10:57,467 --> 00:10:58,727 Big Daddy Kane, you idiot. 320 00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:00,533 >> I'm Ray Charles with a sword. 321 00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:04,227 >> I don't know you're not 322 00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:05,073 tucking in y'all shirt. 323 00:11:05,067 --> 00:11:05,767 >> Yeah. 324 00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:06,867 >> Tuck your shirt in, man. 325 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,597 >> (all) Tuck your shirt in. 326 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,370 >> Yeah. 327 00:11:09,367 --> 00:11:10,067 >> You know what? 328 00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:10,927 It does look dumb. 329 00:11:10,933 --> 00:11:12,833 (overlapping agreeing) 330 00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:15,333 ** 331 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:21,703 >> Hey, man, I'm saying, dude, 332 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:24,200 like... wolves nowadays is 333 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,870 getting a real bad rap. 334 00:11:25,867 --> 00:11:26,497 You always see pictures of 335 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:27,970 wolves, like, destroying things, 336 00:11:27,967 --> 00:11:29,067 ripping things up. 337 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:29,727 You never see a wolf just 338 00:11:29,733 --> 00:11:30,973 hanging out, looking sweet. 339 00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:31,597 >> Yeah, dude. 340 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,130 >> It's not right, dude. 341 00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:34,103 I gotta tell more people in the 342 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,070 streets about this, man. 343 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:36,267 I'm sorry, I'll keep moving, 344 00:11:36,267 --> 00:11:37,697 but, you know, just... 345 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:38,870 food for thought, dude, 346 00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:40,727 you know? 347 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,273 Yo, man, I was just telling this 348 00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:44,597 dude, it's just, like, wolves 349 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,700 nowadays... 350 00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:47,073 ** 351 00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:49,297 >> Oh! 352 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:50,070 (cheering) 353 00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:51,067 >> Did y'all see that? 354 00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:52,097 That was crazy! 355 00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,900 Oh, baby! 356 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,070 It's not over, everybody. 357 00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:55,727 Here we go. 358 00:11:55,733 --> 00:11:57,073 Coming up next, this dude right 359 00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:57,727 here really needs no 360 00:11:57,733 --> 00:11:58,903 introduction. 361 00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:00,270 Straight representing from 362 00:12:00,267 --> 00:12:01,567 Brooklyn, I need y'all to make 363 00:12:01,567 --> 00:12:03,527 some noise for my main man, 364 00:12:03,533 --> 00:12:05,203 Smooth! 365 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,370 (cheers and applause) 366 00:12:06,367 --> 00:12:07,797 Let's go! 367 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,830 ** 368 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,803 >> Oh, my God! 369 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,400 Oh, my God! 370 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,200 >> That was the lamest dunk 371 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:20,830 I've ever seen. 372 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:22,073 >> That (bleep) was terrible. 373 00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:22,867 >> Pretty sure I saw 374 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:23,767 Bill Russell do that (bleep) 375 00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:25,067 in 1967, man. 376 00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:27,067 >> That's zero points. 377 00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:28,327 Not on my watch. 378 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:29,073 >> That's a good use of that 379 00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:29,667 phrase, man. 380 00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:30,327 >> I know, I know, I've been 381 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,673 saving up for it for a moment 382 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:32,327 like this. 383 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:32,973 >> Perfect. 384 00:12:32,967 --> 00:12:35,327 >> Oh, yeah, here we go! 385 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,403 Lock your laptop because this 386 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,570 signal got all four bars. 387 00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:40,867 I need y'all to show some love 388 00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:42,767 for my boy, from Queens, 389 00:12:42,767 --> 00:12:46,467 Wi-Fly! 390 00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:47,727 Let's go! 391 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:53,573 ** 392 00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:01,603 >> Not interested. 393 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,300 >> No. 394 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,270 >> If I could give something 395 00:13:03,267 --> 00:13:04,797 less than a zero, I would. 396 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:05,900 That dunk sucked. 397 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,600 >> Yup, not on my watch. 398 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:08,600 >> Used it again. 399 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,700 >> Callback, that's called 400 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:10,930 a callback, brother. 401 00:13:10,967 --> 00:13:12,427 >> Yo, our last dunker of the 402 00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:15,633 day, representing BK 403 00:13:15,633 --> 00:13:16,903 with one of the most ridiculous 404 00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,430 names I've ever heard 405 00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:20,873 in my life, give it up for 406 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,627 Keithany Brucas! 407 00:13:22,633 --> 00:13:24,073 >> Yes, whoo! 408 00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:24,667 >> That's what I'm talking 409 00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:25,727 about-- give it up, baby. 410 00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:26,967 >> Crazy aim, this guy's-- 411 00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:28,297 >> Great face, let me tell you-- 412 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,070 this is what we've been waiting 413 00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:29,567 for. 414 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:32,497 ** 415 00:13:34,933 --> 00:13:36,473 Damn, that was perfect. 416 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,127 Yeah, baby. 417 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:37,773 >> You got to go. 418 00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:38,867 >> The glasses, the hat, that's 419 00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:40,327 what I'm talking about, baby. 420 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:41,203 That dunk was pretty average... 421 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,270 >> That was-- that was okay-- 422 00:13:42,267 --> 00:13:43,567 >> But-- but you dress 423 00:13:43,633 --> 00:13:44,873 phenomenal. 424 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:49,427 ** 425 00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:51,133 >> What's your return policy? 426 00:13:51,133 --> 00:13:53,203 >> 30 days with receipt. 427 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,470 >> Your resume says you 428 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,827 graduated valedictorian 429 00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:56,573 from Harvard. 430 00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:57,467 >> That's exactly what 431 00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:58,267 I wrote down. 432 00:13:58,267 --> 00:14:00,097 >> Well... we'd like 433 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,070 to offer you the job. 434 00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:05,567 (both chuckle) 435 00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:10,497 ** 436 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,200 >> * Party 437 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,300 >> (roars) 438 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,500 >> Barack Obama. 439 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:22,600 There you have it. 440 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,700 The United States has agreed to 441 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:24,700 dispose of all weapons 442 00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:26,067 of mass destruction. 443 00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:28,297 (applause) 444 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,470 >> And it's with great pleasure 445 00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:32,827 that I, Vladimir Putin, 446 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:35,073 can say the global peace treaty 447 00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:36,727 has been signed by all countries 448 00:14:36,733 --> 00:14:38,433 representing the G8 Summit. 449 00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:40,703 (laughs) 450 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:41,830 >> Yes, yes, yes. 451 00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:43,503 This makes Prime Minister 452 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,930 of Japan Shinzo Abe very happy. 453 00:14:46,933 --> 00:14:48,703 Very, very happy. 454 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:51,070 >> Mm, mm. 455 00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,667 Who loves orange soda? 456 00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:54,427 Obama loves orange soda. 457 00:14:54,433 --> 00:14:56,873 I do, I do, I do, ooh. 458 00:14:56,867 --> 00:14:59,867 (laughter) 459 00:14:59,867 --> 00:15:01,667 >> What did you just say? 460 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:02,527 >> Oh, don't mind me. 461 00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:03,503 I'm just quoting a television 462 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,470 show from the '90s. 463 00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:06,967 >> Yes, it's, uh, "Kenan and Kel." 464 00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:09,197 I, Angela Merkel, as well as the 465 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,170 rest of the Merkels, 466 00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:11,167 we love that show. 467 00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:12,567 >> Fantastic show. 468 00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:13,527 >> Me too. 469 00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:14,533 Kel was so damn funny. 470 00:15:14,533 --> 00:15:15,203 >> Ah, yes. 471 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,370 >> The best characters. 472 00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:17,327 >> No! 473 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,373 You got it all wrong! 474 00:15:18,433 --> 00:15:20,073 Kenan is the greatest. 475 00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:20,667 >> Well, I'm not saying 476 00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:21,867 Kenan wasn't good. 477 00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:23,227 I'm just saying Kel 478 00:15:23,233 --> 00:15:24,073 was a little better. 479 00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:25,527 But any leader who puts his 480 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,103 country's economy before war 481 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:27,770 would know that. 482 00:15:27,767 --> 00:15:30,327 >> Ooh, hoo, hoo. 483 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,773 >> Of course your country 484 00:15:31,767 --> 00:15:33,097 loves Kel. 485 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,830 He's loud, and he's black. 486 00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:36,533 >> What? 487 00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:38,173 >> I'm Matteo Renzi from Italy. 488 00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,767 I actually agree with Mr. Putin. 489 00:15:39,767 --> 00:15:41,467 Kenan was much greater. 490 00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:42,367 >> I, Francois Hollande, 491 00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:43,567 think you need both of them. 492 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,667 You can't have Kenan without 493 00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,327 Kel, and Kel without Kenan. 494 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:46,973 I'm French. 495 00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:49,067 >> You make a great point, okay? 496 00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:51,767 They both work great as as team. 497 00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:53,667 But this imbecile 498 00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,267 choose to think that Kel 499 00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:56,897 is better than Kenan, 500 00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,400 and it's just not true! 501 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,100 >> Kel was obviously way better. 502 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:00,770 >> They both are. 503 00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:01,767 >> You don't need both 'cause 504 00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:02,797 Kel is better. 505 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:03,430 No. 506 00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:04,103 >> What are you saying? 507 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,570 It's Kenan, You Yankee skunk! 508 00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:10,067 ** 509 00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:11,067 >> Kel was better in 510 00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:12,867 "Good Burger." 511 00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:13,927 >> Hey, I'm Canada's Stephen 512 00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:15,903 Harper, and I got burgers, eh? 513 00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:20,603 >> You all right? 514 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,270 >> Yeah. 515 00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:22,927 >> Hey. 516 00:16:22,933 --> 00:16:24,233 Name's Kel. 517 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,373 Yeah, I was over making 518 00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:27,303 some couscous, and I overheard 519 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:28,230 you guys having a little 520 00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:29,203 commotion, and I thought I'd 521 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,230 sneak over here so we can work 522 00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:32,373 things out, okay? 523 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,397 Look, it doesn't matter 524 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,470 who you like better, 525 00:16:34,467 --> 00:16:36,127 Kenan or me. 526 00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:37,503 What matter is that we made 527 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:41,470 your childhood enjoyable. 528 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:42,867 Look, I don't want world peace 529 00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:44,067 to hinge on the shoulders of 530 00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:45,167 "Kenan and Kel." 531 00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:46,227 I just don't. 532 00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:47,973 Come on. 533 00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:50,567 >> All right, he's right, okay? 534 00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:51,227 Look, let's do this. 535 00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:52,503 Let's take a shot of this orange 536 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,270 soda to show everyone 537 00:16:54,267 --> 00:16:55,597 we've made up, all right? 538 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,930 Come on, grab a glass, everyone. 539 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,533 >> I'm with that, come on. 540 00:16:58,533 --> 00:17:00,403 >> Let's do it. 541 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,300 >> Who loves orange soda? 542 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,270 >> (all) Kel loves orange soda. 543 00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:07,727 I do, I do, I do. 544 00:17:07,733 --> 00:17:08,933 (chuckling) 545 00:17:08,933 --> 00:17:10,433 Ah, I don't! 546 00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:11,573 (coughs) 547 00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:12,197 Gross! 548 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,870 (coughs) 549 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:14,797 Look, I tried to do it with 550 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,830 y'all, I really did. 551 00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:17,333 But, look, I drank too much of 552 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,073 it, and the fructose burns my 553 00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,227 throat, I can't do it no more. 554 00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:21,303 Okay? I'm sorry. 555 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:22,270 Here you go. 556 00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:24,897 (clears throat) 557 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,400 World peace. 558 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,500 >> It's all a lie! 559 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:35,070 (all sob) 560 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:35,730 >> We're here with 561 00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:36,703 Mason Plumlee, star of the 562 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:38,070 Brooklyn Nets and First Team 563 00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:38,667 All-Rookie. 564 00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:39,767 >> He's gonna try to dunk it, 565 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:40,727 but we're gonna block it 566 00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:41,933 'cause we're nice. 567 00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:44,933 >> Let's go, let's go, baby. 568 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,933 >> Ah! 569 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,233 Ah! 570 00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:52,833 (overlapping chatter) 571 00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:53,633 >> Y'all said you was gonna 572 00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:54,533 block me, y'all said you was 573 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:55,433 gonna block me. 574 00:17:55,433 --> 00:17:56,233 >> I didn't say block, I said 575 00:17:56,233 --> 00:17:56,933 "propel." 576 00:17:56,933 --> 00:17:58,073 >> Oh, my goodness. 577 00:17:58,067 --> 00:18:00,427 ** 578 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:02,730 >> Hey, how you doing? 579 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:03,703 Would you mind if I got a, uh-- 580 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,270 a napkin, just, like, a napkin? 581 00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:07,067 Oh, thank you very much, thanks. 582 00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:12,897 ** 583 00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:15,727 (whooping and cheering) 584 00:18:15,733 --> 00:18:16,873 >> Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 585 00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:20,867 I am ready for some "man"-tasy. 586 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:24,067 (all cheer) 587 00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:25,097 >> Did somebody say they ready 588 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,370 to see a "man"-tasy? 589 00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:28,897 (all cheer) 590 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:29,600 >> I cannot hear you. 591 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,330 Did somebody say my name? 592 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,333 I'm in the cake. 593 00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:33,703 (all cheer) 594 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,870 >> Whoo! 595 00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:38,267 Yeah! 596 00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:39,067 >> Yeah! 597 00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:40,067 >> I ruined your cake! 598 00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:43,067 (laughter) 599 00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:44,167 Yeah! 600 00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,697 Look at these sequins! 601 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,570 (all cheer) 602 00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:49,227 * Dancing out of some cake 603 00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:51,133 * Dancing out of some cake 604 00:18:51,133 --> 00:18:52,273 * Dancing 605 00:18:52,267 --> 00:18:54,767 (coughing) 606 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,067 >> Oh, someone needs a doctor. 607 00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:56,697 >> (both) Someone needs a 608 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,070 doctor! 609 00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:00,367 >> Oh, my God, ooh, yeah. 610 00:19:00,367 --> 00:19:01,567 >> Are there nuts in this cake? 611 00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:03,067 >> Ooh, you bet your sweet ass 612 00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:04,167 there's nuts! 613 00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:05,697 (cheering) 614 00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:07,797 (overlapping chatter) 615 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,330 >> Oh, (bleep), a pecan! 616 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,503 Oh, oh! 617 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,400 I'm allergic to pecans. 618 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:17,200 (overlapping shouting) 619 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,230 >> Shake it, shake it, shake it, 620 00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:19,203 baby, shake it, baby... 621 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,800 >> Whoo, shake it! 622 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,900 >> Oh, somebody get me a shot! 623 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,530 >> (all) Shot, shot, shot, shot, 624 00:19:24,533 --> 00:19:25,503 shot, shot-- 625 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,870 >> I need an EpiPen! 626 00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:28,727 >> (all) Shot, shot, shot, shot, 627 00:19:28,733 --> 00:19:30,933 shot, shot, shot, shot-- 628 00:19:30,933 --> 00:19:32,833 Oh. 629 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:33,673 >> Yeah. 630 00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:37,067 >> Oh. 631 00:19:37,067 --> 00:19:37,727 >> Uh-oh. 632 00:19:37,733 --> 00:19:38,533 >> I don't know, I-- 633 00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:40,673 I don't think he's okay. 634 00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:42,327 >> Do something. 635 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:54,067 >> (all) Yeah! 636 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:54,897 >> Hi, hi, hi, hi! 637 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,830 >> Hey, sir, yo. 638 00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,333 Would you, uh-- would you mind, 639 00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:00,073 uh, racing our friend? 640 00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:00,897 >> He's real tall and strong. 641 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:01,567 >> I can take him, 642 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:02,227 I can take him. 643 00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:02,933 >> Yeah? 644 00:20:02,933 --> 00:20:03,603 >> You can take him? 645 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,270 >> You need somebody to hold 646 00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:04,967 your book bag? 647 00:20:04,967 --> 00:20:05,997 >> So this'll be-- this'll be a 648 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,870 standard, uh, race between 649 00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:09,367 Kevin and Tyler. 650 00:20:09,367 --> 00:20:10,327 The first person to get to the 651 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,633 twins wins. 652 00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:12,473 All right, Rel-- Rel will do 653 00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:13,367 the National Anthem. 654 00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:14,297 >> No, I'm not doing that. 655 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,000 >> Okay. 656 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:15,800 >> On your mark! 657 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,270 >> Oh, it's going down, bro. 658 00:20:17,267 --> 00:20:18,267 >> Get set! 659 00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:19,067 Go! 660 00:20:19,067 --> 00:20:20,797 >> Go, go, go, go, go, go! 661 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,170 (laughter) 662 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:25,127 >> My shoe slipped! 663 00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:26,233 It's the shoe that slipped! 664 00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:27,133 This is all I have! 665 00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:28,103 Man, we gotta do it again. 666 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,600 (overlapping chatter) 667 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,000 It was the shoes. 668 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,500 It was the shoes, man. 669 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,530 >> Yay! 670 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,203 (bleep) 671 00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:36,933 >> You saw, it was the shoes, 672 00:20:36,933 --> 00:20:37,603 man. 673 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,630 I slipped, it was wet over 674 00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:39,973 there, you know it was wet. 675 00:20:39,967 --> 00:20:41,027 >> Uh, sir, how does it feel to 676 00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:41,973 lose so badly? 677 00:20:41,967 --> 00:20:43,497 >> I didn't lose because that 678 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,270 should've been discounted, man.. 679 00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:46,127 Something was over there that 680 00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:47,203 I slipped on, it wasn't fair. 681 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,170 >> Uh, sir, it looks as though 682 00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:49,467 there's nothing wet over there 683 00:20:49,467 --> 00:20:50,397 at all, so what could you have 684 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,070 slipped on that-- 685 00:20:51,067 --> 00:20:51,797 >> There was something wet. 686 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,070 I felt something wet in my feet. 687 00:20:53,067 --> 00:20:54,427 You weren't over there, Jen. 688 00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:55,303 >> Do you see that? That is the 689 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,170 sound of failure right there.