1 00:00:04,433 --> 00:00:05,233 >> There were many different 2 00:00:05,233 --> 00:00:07,173 wars-- there was the Civil War, 3 00:00:07,167 --> 00:00:08,227 World War I, World War II... 4 00:00:08,233 --> 00:00:08,903 (stomach grumbling) 5 00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:10,300 >> Oh, no. 6 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:11,600 I have to poop. 7 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:14,170 Please, not now, not here! 8 00:00:14,167 --> 00:00:18,797 ** (tense music) 9 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,430 Miss Arias? 10 00:00:20,433 --> 00:00:22,633 Uh, may-- may I be excused? 11 00:00:22,633 --> 00:00:24,333 I-- it's just something 12 00:00:24,333 --> 00:00:25,633 really important. 13 00:00:25,633 --> 00:00:26,673 >> Danny, the bell's about to 14 00:00:26,667 --> 00:00:28,067 ring, so if you could just sit-- 15 00:00:28,067 --> 00:00:29,227 >> Please? 16 00:00:29,233 --> 00:00:30,503 >> Where you going, man? 17 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:31,930 (stomach grumbling) 18 00:00:31,933 --> 00:00:33,803 >> I just, uh-- 19 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,130 I gotta go to the nurse, 20 00:00:35,133 --> 00:00:36,773 so I'll... 21 00:00:36,767 --> 00:00:38,297 >> All right. 22 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:39,800 (laughter) 23 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:40,470 >> You okay, Danny? 24 00:00:40,467 --> 00:00:41,997 >> Yeah. 25 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:53,300 >> Oh, my God, I can't 26 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:54,770 get caught. 27 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,870 Please be empty. 28 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:05,730 (door squeaking open) 29 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,833 Hello? 30 00:01:09,933 --> 00:01:12,403 (stomach grumbling) 31 00:01:16,267 --> 00:01:19,797 (cackling) 32 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:20,570 >> I can't wait for lunch, man. 33 00:01:20,567 --> 00:01:21,897 I'm gonna eat so many snacks. 34 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:24,930 (overlapping chatter) 35 00:01:24,933 --> 00:01:26,673 Somebody's pooping in here, man. 36 00:01:26,667 --> 00:01:28,067 >> Who the hell poops in school? 37 00:01:28,067 --> 00:01:28,827 >> I don't know, man, but that 38 00:01:28,833 --> 00:01:30,333 poop is new, I know somebody is 39 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:31,103 pooping in here! 40 00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:33,070 >> Who is it, who is it? 41 00:01:33,067 --> 00:01:34,327 >> Go get his shoes! 42 00:01:34,333 --> 00:01:35,673 Get the shoes! 43 00:01:35,667 --> 00:01:38,067 (cackling) 44 00:01:38,067 --> 00:01:39,527 Get his pants! 45 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:40,603 >> (sobbing) No! 46 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,470 (laughter) 47 00:01:42,467 --> 00:01:44,897 (shouting indistinctly) 48 00:01:44,900 --> 00:01:45,970 Oh, no! 49 00:01:45,967 --> 00:01:47,067 >> (cackles) 50 00:01:47,067 --> 00:01:48,067 >> (shouts indistinctly) 51 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:53,067 >> All right, all right, 52 00:01:53,067 --> 00:01:53,827 all right. 53 00:01:53,833 --> 00:01:55,873 What is all the racket in here? 54 00:01:55,867 --> 00:01:56,727 Huh? 55 00:01:56,733 --> 00:01:57,673 >> Danny's in the stall, 56 00:01:57,667 --> 00:01:58,297 and I just-- 57 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:00,170 >> Wait, Danny is (bleep)? 58 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:01,927 >> Oh, no, no. 59 00:02:01,933 --> 00:02:04,733 >> Nobody (bleep) on my watch! 60 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:05,473 Come on, you little-- 61 00:02:05,467 --> 00:02:06,467 >> Oh, please, oh, no! 62 00:02:06,467 --> 00:02:07,367 >> This school has been 63 00:02:07,367 --> 00:02:09,067 (bleep)less for 30 years! 64 00:02:09,067 --> 00:02:11,067 (all cheer) 65 00:02:11,067 --> 00:02:13,327 (cackling) 66 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:16,603 >> (screams and cries) 67 00:02:16,633 --> 00:02:22,073 ** (upbeat music) 68 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:41,100 ** (somber organ music) 69 00:02:44,733 --> 00:02:46,303 >> Dearly beloved, 70 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,400 we are gathered-- 71 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:51,270 >> (screams and sobs) 72 00:02:51,267 --> 00:02:52,367 >> Let it out, sister. 73 00:02:52,367 --> 00:02:54,767 >> Why, Lord, why? 74 00:02:54,767 --> 00:02:57,867 He was just a baby! 75 00:02:57,867 --> 00:03:00,597 >> We are gathered here today 76 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:01,970 to say good-bye 77 00:03:01,967 --> 00:03:03,727 to brother Charles Price. 78 00:03:03,733 --> 00:03:04,833 >> Oh, Reverend, 79 00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:06,703 you got it all wrong. 80 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:08,770 Even thought my baby is dead and 81 00:03:08,767 --> 00:03:11,127 gone, we need to say good-bye to 82 00:03:11,133 --> 00:03:13,473 those damn shoes you wearing. 83 00:03:13,467 --> 00:03:14,897 >> You got some nerve, lady. 84 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:16,330 >> Come on, take it easy now. 85 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:16,973 She's the mother of the 86 00:03:16,967 --> 00:03:18,327 deceased, she's going through 87 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:19,773 a lot. 88 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:20,527 >> You're right, brother. 89 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,073 >> I know you need the money and 90 00:03:22,067 --> 00:03:23,567 you've been doing funerals all 91 00:03:23,567 --> 00:03:25,597 day long, but you didn't have 92 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:26,430 to come straight from the 93 00:03:26,433 --> 00:03:28,403 cemetery with these dirty, 94 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,500 muddy shoes. 95 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:30,130 >> You came to the wrong 96 00:03:30,133 --> 00:03:30,933 preacher. 97 00:03:30,933 --> 00:03:31,803 >> Come on, now, that's the 98 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:32,470 mother of the deceased, 99 00:03:32,467 --> 00:03:34,227 (bleep) damn it. 100 00:03:34,233 --> 00:03:35,133 She going through a lot. 101 00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:36,103 Why don't you just take a seat 102 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:37,200 right now? 103 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,100 Come on, now. 104 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:40,130 >> Ooh, David Copperfield, 105 00:03:40,133 --> 00:03:41,803 please get my son up out 106 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,870 of there with some of that shark 107 00:03:43,867 --> 00:03:45,327 tank magic. 108 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:46,503 >> Yo, did she just say 109 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:47,800 David Copperfield? 110 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,070 >> Yeah, I think Aunt Rita's 111 00:03:49,067 --> 00:03:50,197 losing her mind. 112 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,070 >> Charles Price 113 00:03:56,067 --> 00:03:57,427 was my only friend. 114 00:03:57,433 --> 00:03:58,733 >> Well, that's probably 115 00:03:58,733 --> 00:04:00,133 the truth, but we all know 116 00:04:00,133 --> 00:04:01,073 how fat you is. 117 00:04:01,067 --> 00:04:03,097 >> Uh-oh, get 'em, Rita. 118 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,130 >> Oh, it's going down. 119 00:04:04,133 --> 00:04:05,303 Somebody better get this baby 120 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:08,070 a steak before he eat all of us. 121 00:04:08,067 --> 00:04:10,127 Fat Steven Seagal is starving. 122 00:04:10,133 --> 00:04:13,073 >> (chuckles) 123 00:04:13,067 --> 00:04:13,927 >> Hold up, Boris. 124 00:04:13,933 --> 00:04:14,933 Hold up, now, that's the mother 125 00:04:14,933 --> 00:04:16,303 of the deceased now. 126 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:17,870 Plus, you are really fat. 127 00:04:17,867 --> 00:04:19,127 Have some compassion! 128 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:20,073 It's her special day. 129 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:21,067 She can say and do whatever 130 00:04:21,067 --> 00:04:22,467 she want to. 131 00:04:22,467 --> 00:04:23,967 Let her have a good time. 132 00:04:23,967 --> 00:04:24,727 >> Damn, now she's playing 133 00:04:24,733 --> 00:04:25,373 the drums. 134 00:04:25,367 --> 00:04:31,527 ** (up-tempo percussion) 135 00:04:31,533 --> 00:04:33,133 >> Wait! 136 00:04:33,133 --> 00:04:34,403 Get your ugly ass out here. 137 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,070 ** (upbeat music) 138 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,767 Oh, my dear, baby needs 139 00:04:37,767 --> 00:04:39,597 a new pair of shoes! 140 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:40,300 Unh! 141 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:41,830 (blender whirring) 142 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:43,273 Mm, mm. 143 00:04:43,267 --> 00:04:45,067 Oh, I ain't gonna never die. 144 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:45,667 >> Come on, you need 145 00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:46,297 to tear him up. 146 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:48,170 >> Welcome to Sunday school. 147 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:49,467 Guess who's going? 148 00:04:49,467 --> 00:04:51,597 This tall, goofy-ass preacher. 149 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:55,670 ** 150 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,370 >> Coming to a city near you, 151 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,727 it's Rita Price, America's 152 00:05:01,733 --> 00:05:03,633 favorite insult comic on her 153 00:05:03,633 --> 00:05:05,073 "Get My Son Up Out of There" 154 00:05:05,067 --> 00:05:05,697 tour. 155 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,430 You loved Rita on YouTube, and 156 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:09,773 now, she's coming to you live. 157 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,327 You'll die laughing, 158 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:12,633 just like her son. 159 00:05:12,633 --> 00:05:13,603 >> I don't like none of you 160 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:14,730 mother(bleep). 161 00:05:14,733 --> 00:05:18,673 I'm Rita, that is my time! 162 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:24,600 ** (upbeat music) 163 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:33,430 >> Come on, kill me. 164 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:36,173 Do it now, predator. 165 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:38,967 >> (imitates ticking clock) 166 00:05:38,967 --> 00:05:41,567 >> Come on, do it. 167 00:05:41,567 --> 00:05:43,067 Do it now. 168 00:05:43,067 --> 00:05:45,497 >> Ahh. 169 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,100 >> I hate you, predator. 170 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:47,900 >> I'ma do it. 171 00:05:47,900 --> 00:05:49,500 I'm gonna kill you, dude. 172 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:50,870 >> Predator, I wanna kill you 173 00:05:50,867 --> 00:05:52,197 with this gun. 174 00:05:54,633 --> 00:05:55,303 (gunshot) 175 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:57,070 >> Oh, man, you shot me with a 176 00:05:57,067 --> 00:05:59,067 bullet, dude. 177 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,067 I got blood on my Timberland. 178 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:02,270 >> This has been 179 00:06:02,267 --> 00:06:05,397 "Lucas Brothering the Movies." 180 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,070 >> Everybody, move back. 181 00:06:06,067 --> 00:06:07,267 >> Yeah, come look, come look. 182 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:08,227 Let's see, he's gonna-- 183 00:06:08,233 --> 00:06:09,973 >> You wanna see this? 184 00:06:09,967 --> 00:06:12,127 You wanna see a Double Dutch? 185 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:13,403 All right, here we go! 186 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,330 Here we go, Double Dutch! 187 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,273 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 188 00:06:17,267 --> 00:06:20,427 (excited chatter) 189 00:06:20,433 --> 00:06:23,603 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 190 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,400 >> Oh, shoes off. 191 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:29,370 (excited chatter) 192 00:06:29,367 --> 00:06:30,497 >> Do it, do it, do it. 193 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:33,370 Here we go. 194 00:06:33,367 --> 00:06:35,297 (laughter) 195 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:36,070 >> Oh, okay, all right, 196 00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:36,867 it's a good try, man. 197 00:06:36,867 --> 00:06:37,567 >> Yeah, I'm not good at these 198 00:06:37,567 --> 00:06:38,197 things. 199 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,070 >> That was a good try. 200 00:06:39,067 --> 00:06:41,067 (overlapping chatter) 201 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,297 (laughter) 202 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:47,170 ** 203 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:49,970 >> * You got to get 204 00:06:49,967 --> 00:06:51,097 * Your groove on 205 00:06:51,133 --> 00:06:53,373 * If you're gonna boogie, ooh 206 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:54,700 * Boogie-woogie, boogie 207 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:55,470 >> He's recording.oogie * 208 00:06:55,467 --> 00:06:56,467 He's just recording. 209 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:57,667 He's in the middle of a take. 210 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:58,367 But you can go pass. 211 00:06:58,367 --> 00:06:59,527 Just keep it quiet, 212 00:06:59,533 --> 00:07:00,473 if you don't mind. 213 00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:01,127 Sorry, if you wouldn't mind, 214 00:07:01,133 --> 00:07:01,973 he's just-- he's in the middle 215 00:07:01,967 --> 00:07:03,167 of his take. 216 00:07:03,167 --> 00:07:03,897 He's just got a really good take 217 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:04,630 going, if you wouldn't mind, 218 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:05,603 just stand-- I don't wanna get 219 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:06,730 him out of his funk. 220 00:07:06,733 --> 00:07:07,373 When he gets in the funk-- 221 00:07:07,367 --> 00:07:08,127 if he gets out of the funk, 222 00:07:08,133 --> 00:07:08,803 he'll never get back 223 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:09,730 in the funk. 224 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:10,403 >> * Here we go 225 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,470 * We're grooving 226 00:07:11,467 --> 00:07:12,767 * Come on, six, seven, eight 227 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:13,727 >> If you just-- if we could 228 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:15,073 keep it down. 229 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:15,767 >> Hey, man, could you get that 230 00:07:15,767 --> 00:07:16,467 bus to move? 231 00:07:16,467 --> 00:07:17,127 >> Could we just-- yeah, if we 232 00:07:17,133 --> 00:07:18,603 could just keep it down. 233 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,470 He's just got a really good 234 00:07:19,467 --> 00:07:20,897 track going. 235 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:26,600 ** (hip-hop music) 236 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:27,270 >> * I ain't gonna 237 00:07:27,267 --> 00:07:28,567 * Hit you, boy, don't push me 238 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:29,430 * In the hood, there ain't 239 00:07:29,433 --> 00:07:31,403 * No such thing as a good week 240 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,500 * Every day, we fighting 241 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:33,500 * And shooting, get nice 242 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:34,570 * Things, they come lootin' 243 00:07:34,567 --> 00:07:35,227 * Show your weakness 244 00:07:35,233 --> 00:07:35,933 * It's your life 245 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:37,073 * That you losin' 246 00:07:37,067 --> 00:07:38,527 * Now, I pray to God 247 00:07:38,533 --> 00:07:39,903 * Hoping that He's with me 248 00:07:39,900 --> 00:07:41,070 * Change needs to come 249 00:07:41,067 --> 00:07:41,827 * And I'm hoping 250 00:07:41,833 --> 00:07:42,603 * That it's different 251 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:43,400 * I'm talking about 252 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,470 * Spinach and kale 253 00:07:44,467 --> 00:07:45,927 * Instead of going to jail 254 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,073 * Locally-grown peas 255 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,967 * And carrots for the children 256 00:07:48,967 --> 00:07:50,767 * What's this I see? 257 00:07:50,767 --> 00:07:51,667 * I think they coming 258 00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:53,767 * And I hope it's by me 259 00:07:53,767 --> 00:07:55,427 * And I really can't lie 260 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,473 * I really gotta testify 261 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:58,170 * I'm hoping that 262 00:07:58,167 --> 00:08:00,427 * Some hipsters come gentrify 263 00:08:00,433 --> 00:08:02,403 * What's this I see? 264 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:03,100 * I think they coming 265 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:05,270 * And I hope it's by me 266 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:07,067 * And I really can't lie 267 00:08:07,067 --> 00:08:09,067 * I really gotta testify 268 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:09,627 * I'm hoping that 269 00:08:09,633 --> 00:08:12,073 * Some hipsters come gentrify 270 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,130 * Been in the hood 271 00:08:13,133 --> 00:08:14,273 * For a minute 272 00:08:14,267 --> 00:08:15,197 * And I can't lie 273 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:15,870 * There's no way 274 00:08:15,867 --> 00:08:17,067 * That I could spin it 275 00:08:17,067 --> 00:08:18,127 * Every day, I'm scared 276 00:08:18,133 --> 00:08:18,973 * And in fear, and this 277 00:08:18,967 --> 00:08:20,097 * Becomes just so clear 278 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,530 * That life would be easier 279 00:08:21,533 --> 00:08:22,933 * If iced coffee was near 280 00:08:22,933 --> 00:08:23,673 * Let's not forget 281 00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:25,127 * Our teas and new sauces 282 00:08:25,133 --> 00:08:25,803 * Cut your losses 283 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:26,430 * When you see 284 00:08:26,433 --> 00:08:27,933 * Them hipsters walking 285 00:08:27,933 --> 00:08:28,773 * Don't stand there gawking 286 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:29,570 * Just move on 287 00:08:29,567 --> 00:08:30,767 * And mind your business 288 00:08:30,767 --> 00:08:31,927 * 'Cause somehow they lower 289 00:08:31,933 --> 00:08:33,103 * Crime with dumb outfits 290 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:34,970 * And opinions 291 00:08:34,967 --> 00:08:36,567 * What's this I see? 292 00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:37,327 * I think they coming 293 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:39,473 * And I hope it's by me 294 00:08:39,467 --> 00:08:41,127 * And I really can't lie 295 00:08:41,133 --> 00:08:43,233 * I really gotta testify 296 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:43,873 * I'm hoping that 297 00:08:43,867 --> 00:08:46,897 * Some hipsters come gentrify * 298 00:08:46,933 --> 00:08:47,903 Y'all know there's some dudes 299 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:48,970 on my block that would kill me 300 00:08:48,967 --> 00:08:50,227 for saying some stuff like this, 301 00:08:50,233 --> 00:08:52,703 but... ay, ay, just-- 302 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:53,930 yo, just get here, man. 303 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:55,733 Please, man, we need help. 304 00:08:55,733 --> 00:08:57,073 Man, I heard y'all opened up 305 00:08:57,067 --> 00:08:58,067 a mayonnaise shop 306 00:08:58,067 --> 00:08:59,667 in Bed-Stuy, man. 307 00:08:59,667 --> 00:09:01,827 That's where Biggie's from, man. 308 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,333 What is that? 309 00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:04,803 It's beautiful. 310 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:08,470 (music fading) 311 00:09:08,467 --> 00:09:11,967 ** 312 00:09:11,967 --> 00:09:13,597 >> All right, settle up. 313 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:14,900 Settle up, sit down, and 314 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:16,500 Gregory, I don't appreciate how 315 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:19,070 tan you got on your vacation. 316 00:09:19,067 --> 00:09:21,427 For far too long, our power has 317 00:09:21,433 --> 00:09:22,503 been declining. 318 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:23,800 >> Yeah, yeah. 319 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,500 >> Our number's dwindling. 320 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:26,600 >> (all) Mm-hmm. 321 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,900 >> But a new day is coming. 322 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:31,300 The KKK will return 323 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:33,230 to its former glory. 324 00:09:33,233 --> 00:09:36,773 And when it does, we will kill 325 00:09:36,767 --> 00:09:40,597 every one of those black devils. 326 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,770 (cheers and applause) 327 00:09:42,767 --> 00:09:44,967 >> Yeah! 328 00:09:44,967 --> 00:09:46,167 >> Now, on to new business. 329 00:09:46,167 --> 00:09:48,067 The trip to Tucson has been 330 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:48,797 cancelled. 331 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,730 Brother George, speak your mind. 332 00:09:51,733 --> 00:09:54,203 >> Uh, so I-- yeah, I understand 333 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,070 what you're staying about 334 00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:56,167 killing all the black people. 335 00:09:56,167 --> 00:09:58,627 >> Every one of those black 336 00:09:58,633 --> 00:10:00,333 devils. 337 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:03,573 (applause) 338 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:05,197 >> Right, and, uh, when we do, 339 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,430 maybe we could just not kill 340 00:10:07,433 --> 00:10:09,473 Will Smith. 341 00:10:09,467 --> 00:10:10,127 >> What was that? 342 00:10:10,133 --> 00:10:11,403 >> I agree. 343 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,400 I wanna hate him for the color 344 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,430 of his skin, but I have to love 345 00:10:14,433 --> 00:10:16,173 him for the power of his smile. 346 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:17,027 >> I don't know if you get what 347 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:17,833 we're doing here. 348 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:18,833 >> To be honest, I really also 349 00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:20,003 really like what-- what Drake 350 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,070 has been doing, I don't know 351 00:10:21,067 --> 00:10:21,697 if you're up with it-- 352 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,230 >> Drake, of all people? 353 00:10:23,233 --> 00:10:24,433 >> He did start from the bottom. 354 00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:25,233 Now, he's here. 355 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:25,973 >> Yes, I guess that 356 00:10:25,967 --> 00:10:27,027 is inspiring. 357 00:10:27,033 --> 00:10:27,733 >> While we're on the subject of 358 00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:28,903 saving black people, there's 359 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:29,870 this guy at the grocery store. 360 00:10:29,867 --> 00:10:30,667 His name's Fred. 361 00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:32,127 He saw my Kangaroo shirt, 362 00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:32,873 came up to me, and said, 363 00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:33,967 "Dude, cool shirt." 364 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,127 And I was thinking that maybe 365 00:10:36,133 --> 00:10:37,203 we could save him. 366 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,170 >> No. 367 00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:38,797 >> Pff. 368 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:39,430 >> We are killing Fred. 369 00:10:39,433 --> 00:10:41,173 >> Speaking of shirts, uh, 370 00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:43,597 these are very hot, you know? 371 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,730 >> This is our heritage. 372 00:10:44,733 --> 00:10:46,033 We're Phantom Knights. 373 00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:47,073 >> I'll tell you what, Molly. 374 00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:48,997 I know a great place where you 375 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,230 can get some cool shirts. 376 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:52,873 >> Chris, nobody wants to wear 377 00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:53,827 your goofy-ass shirt. 378 00:10:53,833 --> 00:10:55,933 >> Uh... well, I know 379 00:10:55,933 --> 00:10:57,603 one black guy named Fred 380 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:58,270 that seems to think 381 00:10:58,267 --> 00:10:59,197 a little differently. 382 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,530 >> You know what? Fine! 383 00:11:00,533 --> 00:11:01,973 Fine, all right? 384 00:11:01,967 --> 00:11:02,797 Fred is safe. 385 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,470 >> Yeah! I love it! 386 00:11:04,467 --> 00:11:05,397 >> Why are you sticking up for 387 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,100 Fred, all right? 388 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,430 He's just been nice to Chris? 389 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:08,273 >> Hey, overall, it's just kind 390 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:10,067 of hard to be racist nowadays, 391 00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:10,797 you know, because, like, every-- 392 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:11,630 >> Yeah, it is! 393 00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:13,333 It is hard to be a racist 394 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,173 because if it was easy, 395 00:11:15,167 --> 00:11:16,597 everybody would do it! 396 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,770 >> What if instead of hating 397 00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:20,597 everyone that isn't white, 398 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,570 we hate just one person 399 00:11:22,567 --> 00:11:23,597 that is white? 400 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,530 >> I like it. 401 00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:25,503 >> John Cusack's white. 402 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,230 >> Yes, he is. 403 00:11:26,233 --> 00:11:27,833 (agreeing chatter) 404 00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:29,103 >> Fine. 405 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:31,270 I guess the KKK will only hate 406 00:11:31,267 --> 00:11:32,467 John Cusack. 407 00:11:32,467 --> 00:11:34,427 (cheers and applause) 408 00:11:34,433 --> 00:11:35,503 >> Whoo! 409 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:39,070 >> Screw John Cusack! 410 00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:39,767 >> I guess the meeting's done 411 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:40,397 then. 412 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,570 >> Oh, wait, one more thing. 413 00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:42,697 I was just wondering if maybe we 414 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:44,630 could do some fun activities 415 00:11:44,633 --> 00:11:47,073 during our meetings. 416 00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:47,967 >> Yeah, I guess there was, 417 00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:49,727 like, one thing I always wanted 418 00:11:49,733 --> 00:11:50,933 us to do, but... 419 00:11:50,933 --> 00:11:56,533 ** (upbeat music) 420 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,200 (cheering) 421 00:12:11,267 --> 00:12:13,327 >> Did y'all know it is legal 422 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,403 to hold megaphones 423 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,770 and talk into 'em? 424 00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:17,427 Holy crap! 425 00:12:17,433 --> 00:12:18,833 That's fun! 426 00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:21,633 Officer Frank? 427 00:12:21,633 --> 00:12:24,633 Hey, man, he knew. 428 00:12:24,633 --> 00:12:25,873 (laughs) 429 00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:27,067 Ain't that right, Frank? 430 00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:28,667 Frank cool as hell, man. 431 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:33,567 ** 432 00:12:35,267 --> 00:12:36,167 >> I don't wanna bother you, 433 00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:37,927 so, luckily, I am a, uh-- 434 00:12:37,933 --> 00:12:39,903 I am a classically-trained 435 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:41,330 opera singer. 436 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:45,473 (singing high off-pitch) 437 00:12:49,567 --> 00:12:53,697 ** 438 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:54,600 (applause) 439 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,330 >> Hi, and welcome to "Hannah." 440 00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:57,403 Today, we're gonna be talking to 441 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,700 people who've been having some 442 00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:00,770 difficulty in their marriages. 443 00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:01,727 We're gonna meet a girl named 444 00:13:01,733 --> 00:13:03,703 Phyllis who's been secretly 445 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,630 cheating on her husband, Larry, 446 00:13:05,633 --> 00:13:07,973 with his brother. 447 00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:09,897 (laughter and chatter) 448 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:10,630 Let's go ahead and bring out 449 00:13:10,633 --> 00:13:12,533 Larry, shall we? 450 00:13:12,533 --> 00:13:13,673 >> Hey, Hannah, what's up? 451 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,297 Why is everybody murmuring? 452 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:16,370 >> Okay, now, Larry, why don't 453 00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:17,067 you take a seat? 454 00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:19,067 >> Hey, babe. 455 00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:20,197 >> Okay. 456 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,300 Now, Phyllis, go ahead and tell 457 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,400 Larry what you need to say. 458 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,530 >> Oh, Larry... (sobbing) 459 00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:25,703 I just need to tell you 460 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:27,330 something. 461 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:28,133 I've been... 462 00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:28,803 (fire alarm blaring) 463 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:29,530 Oh, God. 464 00:13:29,533 --> 00:13:30,773 >> Okay, now that's just a fire 465 00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:31,967 drill, it happens a lot. 466 00:13:31,967 --> 00:13:34,697 >> Oh, fire, fire! 467 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:35,970 >> It's a real fire, everybody. 468 00:13:35,967 --> 00:13:37,427 Just usher out this-- 469 00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:39,433 (sustained low tone) 470 00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:40,933 And we're back. 471 00:13:40,933 --> 00:13:42,533 Now, if you're just joining us, 472 00:13:42,533 --> 00:13:44,503 Phyllis had something very dark 473 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,300 to tell her husband Larry. 474 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:47,700 Go ahead, Phyllis. 475 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,670 >> Larry... 476 00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:51,197 I love you, you know that. 477 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,070 >> I love you too. 478 00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:53,867 >> It's just so hard! 479 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:54,697 >> Yeah, I'm sure it is. 480 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:55,530 >> Hey, Wayne! 481 00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:56,333 >> What up, Frank? 482 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,633 >> It's an electrical fire, man. 483 00:13:57,633 --> 00:13:58,873 >> You know what? Just say it, 484 00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:00,697 Phyllis, go ahead and say it. 485 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:01,970 >> I'm cheating on you, Larry, 486 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:02,827 with your brother! 487 00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:05,073 (gasping) 488 00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:06,867 >> How could you do this? 489 00:14:06,867 --> 00:14:07,697 We had a dog. 490 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:10,500 >> Let's bring out the real dog, 491 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,630 Larry's twin brother, Barry. 492 00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:14,333 >> I ain't no dog, man. 493 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,073 Get a job, dude. 494 00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:17,227 Yeah, you too. 495 00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:19,073 (audience murmuring and booing) 496 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:19,867 How you doing? 497 00:14:19,867 --> 00:14:20,827 >> Yo, how could you do this 498 00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:21,503 to me, man? 499 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:22,830 >> Ay, ay, ay, what can I say? 500 00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:23,773 'Cause I love her, man. 501 00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:24,667 >> What? 502 00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:25,567 >> 'Cause I love her, man. 503 00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:27,527 >> (laughs) 504 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,533 Are you crazy, man? 505 00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:29,633 (laughs) 506 00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:30,833 >> Hey, can you guys keep it 507 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:32,203 down? I can't hear anything. 508 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:32,830 >> Hey, why don't you shut 509 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:33,603 the (bleep) up, man? 510 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,330 We saved y'all from an 511 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,173 electrical fire, 512 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,397 you ungrateful bitch! 513 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,370 Why don't you get a job? 514 00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:39,097 >> I got a job, boo-boo! 515 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,670 >> I really feel the love, 516 00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:42,667 but is it-- is it real love? 517 00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:44,097 >> Yeah, of course it's love. 518 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,300 You know, in the 21st century, 519 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:45,970 it's love. 520 00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:47,227 >> Oh. 521 00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:48,233 Let's come over here and talk 522 00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:48,903 to Larry. 523 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,670 Now, Larry, how do you feel 524 00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:51,467 about all this? 525 00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:52,067 >> It's the worst day 526 00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:52,767 of my life. 527 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,127 >> Oh, (bleep), a flame! 528 00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:55,873 Oh, oh! 529 00:14:55,867 --> 00:14:58,627 ** 530 00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:05,697 >> No sign of the drop yet. 531 00:15:05,733 --> 00:15:06,833 Still waiting for the target 532 00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:08,833 to arrive. 533 00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:10,233 The players don't seem alerted 534 00:15:10,233 --> 00:15:11,903 to our presence. 535 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:15,300 The sting is still on schedule. 536 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,070 Also, uh, don't eat all 537 00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:18,897 the pizza back in the van. 538 00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:24,373 Did you copy? 539 00:15:24,367 --> 00:15:26,727 Uh, save me some pizza, over. 540 00:15:26,733 --> 00:15:28,203 >> This frequency is for 541 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,130 stakeout broadcasts only, 542 00:15:29,133 --> 00:15:30,733 detective. 543 00:15:30,733 --> 00:15:31,673 >> Okay, real quick, though, 544 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,297 you ate all the pizza, or-- 545 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,770 >> All right, okay, let's keep 546 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:35,797 our attention on the task 547 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,100 at hand, detective. 548 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:37,900 >> Just give me a slice count 549 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:38,700 so I know what I'm working with. 550 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:39,900 I'd appreciate that. 551 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,130 >> Look, you can eat when 552 00:15:41,133 --> 00:15:42,773 the sting is over. 553 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,397 Just pay attention. 554 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,400 >> I mean, it was my idea 555 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,430 to order the pizza. 556 00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:47,873 >> Detective. 557 00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:51,403 >> Okay. 558 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,900 ** (tense music) 559 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,430 Still no sign of the drop. 560 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,273 >> Just leave me a slice 561 00:15:57,267 --> 00:15:59,527 of pizza, over. 562 00:15:59,533 --> 00:16:02,333 >> No. 563 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:03,073 >> No one will see. 564 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:04,297 It'll be cool. 565 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:06,470 >> Detective. 566 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:07,727 >> I mean, I gave you money 567 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:08,733 for the pizza. 568 00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:09,503 Do you not remember that? 569 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,230 I gave you money, so legally 570 00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:14,403 speaking, I get pizza. 571 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,500 >> This is a serious operation, 572 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,430 detective. 573 00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:19,703 >> I will arrest you. 574 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:20,600 I will arrest you 575 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,700 the first chance I get. 576 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:22,800 >> Detective, enough. 577 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,430 Pay attention to the target. 578 00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:26,533 >> Pepperoni slice! 579 00:16:26,533 --> 00:16:28,073 >> Look, there is no more 580 00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:29,327 pepperoni. 581 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,503 >> Wow! 582 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,300 Wow, yeah, you got me out here 583 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,100 in these dumb-ass pants 584 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:33,770 while you're just wolfing-- 585 00:16:33,767 --> 00:16:34,967 >> Put your arms down, 586 00:16:34,967 --> 00:16:35,797 detective, are you trying 587 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,730 to blow this thing? 588 00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:37,503 >> What are you really trying 589 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,700 to say? 590 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,070 >> Sit down, detective. 591 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:44,067 The pizza is gone. 592 00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:46,067 >> Ha, no more pizza? Okay. 593 00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:48,067 Well, I'm out! 594 00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,727 >> What? What is he doing? 595 00:16:49,733 --> 00:16:51,433 Why is running like an elf? 596 00:16:51,433 --> 00:16:52,833 He looks so-- 597 00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:54,133 okay, oh, God. 598 00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:55,503 Start the van, start the van. 599 00:16:55,533 --> 00:16:56,173 >> Hey, you guys wanna 600 00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,497 do the Hannah Shake? 601 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,800 We're gonna move our shoulders 602 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,200 like we heard some gossip. 603 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,270 On the count of three-- 604 00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:02,667 one, two, three, 605 00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:04,227 Hannah shake it. 606 00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,573 Shake it, there you go, yeah. 607 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,297 (laughs) 608 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,730 So much fun here at "Hannah," on 609 00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:10,433 the streets and in the studio. 610 00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:15,303 ** 611 00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:18,567 >> My name's Kenny Lucas, 612 00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:19,397 and this is my brother 613 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,230 Keith Lucas. 614 00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:20,903 And I'm gonna tell some 615 00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,170 embarrassing facts about him 616 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:22,827 'cause I've known him 617 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:23,903 for years. 618 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:25,500 >> Josh Rabinowitz. 619 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,100 Though he looks like a child, 620 00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:28,130 he has so much hair on his back 621 00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:30,333 that he owns a device made 622 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:31,673 solely for shaving his back. 623 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:32,867 >> He pees sitting down. 624 00:17:32,867 --> 00:17:33,497 >> Yes, I do. 625 00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:35,173 >> My brother pees sitting down. 626 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,570 >> Also, up until six months 627 00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:38,267 ago, Josh thought that thes 628 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,230 rapper Pharrell was called 629 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,073 "Farrell." 630 00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:41,927 >> (chuckles) 631 00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:43,373 >> Josh is white. 632 00:17:43,367 --> 00:17:44,097 >> I am white. 633 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,070 >> Keith doesn't believe in 634 00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:46,197 Black History Month. 635 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,130 He told me that yesterday. 636 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:47,933 >> I don't. 637 00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:48,573 >> Probably the most 638 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,067 embarrassing thing about Kevin 639 00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:51,567 is that he thinks his jacket 640 00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:54,127 looks good. 641 00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:55,273 >> My mom got me this jacket, 642 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:56,570 man, it's a good jacket. 643 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,570 (bleep), man.ood jacket. 644 00:17:57,567 --> 00:17:59,167 >> He'll never be Fonzie. 645 00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:01,397 >> (laughs) 646 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,870 ** 647 00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:05,967 >> A stormy week is in the 648 00:18:05,967 --> 00:18:06,897 forecast. 649 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:07,800 >> Let's head over to the 650 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:08,770 weather station with 651 00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:09,567 Evan Michaels. 652 00:18:09,567 --> 00:18:10,367 >> Looks like you've got a 653 00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:11,697 special guest with you there, 654 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:12,470 Evan. 655 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:13,327 >> We sure do, Dick. 656 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,903 As you know, every third 657 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,330 Wednesday of the month is 658 00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:18,097 Weather Kid of the Week, 659 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,870 and this week's guest is little 660 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:20,870 Robert Gubbs. 661 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,627 >> Actually, it's Bobby Gubbs. 662 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:24,333 Robert is my dead father. 663 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:25,433 Him and my mother died in 664 00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:28,073 a horrible tornado last week. 665 00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:29,127 Also, can I say hi 666 00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:30,473 to Miss Reardon's class? 667 00:18:30,467 --> 00:18:32,297 Hello, Miss Reardon's class! 668 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,070 >> Wow, Bobby, I'm-- 669 00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:34,967 I'm so sorry, I-- 670 00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:36,367 well, I'm sure they're watching 671 00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:37,267 over you now. 672 00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:39,297 >> Oh, we were watching you last 673 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:40,773 week during that storm, 674 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,670 but we didn't hear nothing 675 00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:44,067 about a tornado, no sirree. 676 00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:45,067 >> Okay, let's lighten 677 00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:46,127 everybody's mood with the 678 00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:47,373 overnight forecast. 679 00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:49,067 We've got a high of 74 tonight 680 00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:50,267 with partly cloudy skies. 681 00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:52,767 >> Oh, last week, I saw a cloud, 682 00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:54,527 and my hamster was in it 'cause 683 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,703 that same F5 tornado, it just 684 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,530 came and it-- it ripped little 685 00:18:58,533 --> 00:19:00,633 Randy right out of my hands. 686 00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:02,733 And I said, "Don't go, Randy!" 687 00:19:02,733 --> 00:19:04,333 And he said, "I have to." 688 00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:05,573 >> Well, as you know, 689 00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:06,897 meteorology is not a perfect 690 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,270 science, but let's go 691 00:19:08,267 --> 00:19:09,197 to Tuesday. 692 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,600 We've got a storm front moving-- 693 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,830 >> Oh, that's where my house 694 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:14,233 used to be. 695 00:19:14,233 --> 00:19:17,433 Oh, now, just go down... yeah. 696 00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:19,473 And that's where it is now. 697 00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:20,497 >> Back to you, Dick and Janice! 698 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,730 >> Back to you, Dick and Janice! 699 00:19:22,733 --> 00:19:24,433 >> A wonderful child. 700 00:19:24,433 --> 00:19:25,073 >> And now, for some 701 00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:26,197 breaking news. 702 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,600 The last two bodies in what is 703 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,170 being called the worst storm in 704 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:30,367 history have finally 705 00:19:30,367 --> 00:19:31,627 been identified as 706 00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:33,903 Rita and Herb Gubbs. 707 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,930 >> Grammy and Pop-pops? 708 00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:37,173 Are they here? 709 00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:38,267 >> We'll be right back. 710 00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:39,067 >> Who'll be right back? 711 00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:39,827 >> More news after this. 712 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,673 >> No more news after this! 713 00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:45,197 ** 714 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,730 >> Hell, yeah, dude. 715 00:19:46,733 --> 00:19:48,073 >> So, did you fix it? 716 00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:49,067 >> Of course it's fixed, bro. 717 00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:49,727 That's what happens 718 00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:50,803 when you got Big Dick Paul up in 719 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,070 here slamming and jamming. 720 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,427 >> Oh, God, I love when 721 00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:54,103 you say that. 722 00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,100 Say it again! 723 00:19:57,767 --> 00:19:59,897 >> Slamming and jamming. 724 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:03,030 ** 725 00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:05,973 >> Oh, man, Paul is a God! 726 00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,473 >> Who poopin' in here? 727 00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:17,867 ** 728 00:20:17,867 --> 00:20:19,127 >> Get his shoe, get his shoe! 729 00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:19,973 >> No! 730 00:20:19,967 --> 00:20:20,897 >> Hey, I'm taking all 731 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:21,930 the toilet paper! 732 00:20:21,933 --> 00:20:23,033 (cackling) 733 00:20:23,033 --> 00:20:24,273 >> Please, stop! 734 00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:25,197 >> Whoo! 735 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,000 (laughter) 736 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,570 >> Stop, I'm Big Dick Paul! 737 00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:31,797 I'm Big Dick Paul, stop! 738 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,730 Oh! 739 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,603 >> What do we want? 740 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,570 >> Quiet! 741 00:20:36,567 --> 00:20:37,497 >> When do we want it? 742 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,570 >> Now! 743 00:20:38,567 --> 00:20:40,527 >> Got to protest New York City! 744 00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:41,633 It's dropping the seeds 745 00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:44,773 to the ground! 746 00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:46,667 >> No more noise! 747 00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,527 No more noise! 748 00:20:48,533 --> 00:20:50,273 >> (all) No more noise! 749 00:20:50,267 --> 00:20:52,197 No more noise! 750 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,900 No more noise! 751 00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:55,700 No more noise! 752 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,300 No more noise!