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- Previously on
"Below Deck Med"...

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- It's come to my attention

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that you may be
taking pictures of guests

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and then showing them
to other guests.

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- There you go, man.
- Ohh...

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[chuckling]

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- I am gonna take your phone

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when we've got charter guests
on board.

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- Understood.

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- "Primary charter guest
is bringing on board

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a group
of her closest friends."

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- We got the Golden Girls.

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- When you toast, you're
supposed to look right--

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- You're supposed
to look in the eye,

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'cause otherwise, it's--
- Seven years of bad sex.

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- Oh, are we gonna
have sex now?

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[laughter]

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- [giggles]
Mm-hmm.

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- [scoffs]

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- I feel bad
that me and Hannah kissed

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because my feelings
are stronger for Julia.

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- Fold this down,

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and then this hand
folds this line back up...

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Jen can't tie the knots
that are required

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to do the basic jobs
of the deckhand position.

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I want you to do that
ten times just now.

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- Ooh, sh--.

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- Kid needs to see a doctor
ASAP.

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We've got to get him
off the boat.

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I'm gonna medevac him.

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- ----.

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[ship horn blares]

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[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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[lively music]

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- Danny's back up at 103.5
or so.

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- Ohh, f---.

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- So I'm gonna get him
out of here.

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- Okay.
- I'm gonna medevac him.

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Nothing that we're giving him
is working.

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We need to get some
professional medical attention

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and medication.

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We're gonna need
to send somebody with him.

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We're already down one
in the deck department,

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so that means we're gonna
have to lose a stew.

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- At this point,
Jen would probably

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be our most expendable
person.

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I think Bobby and I
could be able to handle it,

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and if we need it, we can
always rely on Tiff.

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- Okay.
Sounds good to me.

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- Bobby and I
can get the job done

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because we're the ones
that can handle the lines

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and know how to tie up
a cleat.

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- Okay. Let's go.
- Cool.

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- May I dine next to you?
- Yes. Please.

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- It is
so gorgeous out.

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- All right, here we go.

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[thumping hip-hop music]

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Unfortunately, the crew's health
has nothing to do

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with the success
of this charter.

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The show must go on, baby.

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- Sorry. Would you like
some wine served with lunch?

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- Okay.
- Can I have a cocktail instead?

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- Yes. Of course.
What would you like?

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- A gin and tonic.
- White wine.

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- How about a martini?
- Okay.

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♪ ♪

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Hello. Hello.

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- Hey, you.

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- How you doing?
- I'm great.

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♪ ♪

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- Do you want to let me know
when you can

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go through the menu
with me, darling?

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- Sure.

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- Could it possibly be
in the next half an hour?

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- Unlikely.

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- Being coworkers
and not friends with Ben,

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it takes away from the fun side
of the job,

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but at the same time,
I feel like we almost need

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to strip it back to, like,
the bare bones

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and rebuild from here.

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- Have a break, babe.
Just chill.

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- [sighs]

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- Jen, Jen.

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- Go for Jen.
- Jen, can you meet me

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in the main salon?

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- Copy that.

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- Danny,
we got a boat coming

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that's gonna take you
to Naxos.

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It's gonna get you
admitted to a hospital

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and see what's going on
with you,

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get some fluids in you.
- [groans]

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- Hey. Uh, Daniel's condition
isn't getting better.

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And he needs to go
to the hospital.

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Pack a bag. If it gets
really, really bad,

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if he does have to go
to Athens,

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you're gonna be
his little escort.

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And you will have to go
with him as well.

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- I wouldn't worry
about that.

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- It's a little insulting

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that Bryan's sending me
to a sickly hospital

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to care for Danny.

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This is bullsh--.

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- This is grilled salmon
with sesame.

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- Perfect. Thank you.

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This is, uh,
broccoli and wild rice.

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- Mmm!
- Nice.

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- A chopped Greek salad
with avocado.

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all: Mmm!

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- Chicken with balsamic
and truffle.

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- Oh, my gosh.
- Nice.

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- Ooh!
- Oh...

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- I see a vessel
approaching us

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off of our starboard quarter.

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♪ ♪

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- Try not to touch anything
on your way out.

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- Well, do we have a way
to get ahold of you?

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- My cell phone.

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- Okay.

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♪ ♪

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Take care, Danny.

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Hope you feel better.

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I'm concerned about Danny,

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just as I would be
for any crew member.

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We don't know what it is.

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If it's contagious,

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he could pass it on
to the entire boat,

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and then we'd be
completely crew-less.

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Well, that worked good.

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- Yeah, and the guests
don't even know about it.

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- Yeah.
That's very cool.

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♪ ♪

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- Hannah, Hannah.

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The jewelers are now here.

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- I copy that.
Thank you.

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I was thinking maybe
we could set up

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on these two tables.

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- Okay.

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[gentle upbeat music]

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- So when you're ready,

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we've got the jeweler
set up downstairs for you.

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- Okay.
- Okay. Great. Thank you.

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- These ladies just want to do
a bit of shopping.

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And tomorrow, they want
a jeweler to come on

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and, uh, bring a selection
of his, um, collection.

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At this stage, usually I have
guests passed out everywhere.

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It's literally
a dream come true.

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- How you doin', ladies?
- Oh, my goodness.

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Look at this.

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- Those are in Byzantine style.

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[champagne cork pops]

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- Take a peek--
- Whoo!

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[laughter]

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- Whoo-hoo!

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- This is really pretty.

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- Very nice.

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- Sold, my friend.

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- I am terrible
at butter balls.

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- Can I try a butter ball?

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- Bobby will just ace it.

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- I think he will.
That's the sad thing.

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- And then you'll
fall in love.

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- Really?
[laughs]

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- People have fallen in love
for less, love.

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- Are you kidding me?
Men and women can be friends.

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I don't know why we can't just

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put it to rest already.

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- Relationships are fickle.

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♪ ♪

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[pebbles clattering]

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♪ ♪

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- Aw, yeah.

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[hands slap loudly]

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Oh!
- That was a good one.

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Oh, don't f---
with my silver.

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♪ ♪

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- Oh, my gosh.
Look at this.

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- Isn't that beautiful?
- Beautiful.

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- Wow!

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It's so awesome.

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- Garlic and tomato,
black truffle, sprouts.

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♪ ♪

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- Don't forget to look at me

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because I don't want
the seven-year thing to happen.

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[indistinct conversation
and giggling]

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- Yum!
- Whoo!

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- Whee!

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- This is a filet Oscar

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with crispy prosciutto.

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- I am going with the flow

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over the wine--

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[laughter]

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- Over the waterfall.
- Oh, yeah.

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- Is this trip
better than traveling?

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- Fist bumps.
- Crown.

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- Bump those crowns.

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- The primary
is a little bit sloshed.

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- [snorts]

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- Like, she can hardly talk.

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- Anybody with what
we're talking about, because...

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- It's like seeing my mum
at Christmas.

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[giggles]

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- Hannah, we would love

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to have the captain join us
for dessert.

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- Captain?

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- I mean captain.
What did I say?

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- You said captain.
- You did say captain.

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- I did.
The captain join us for--

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- I'm sorry.
The captain join us for dessert.

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- Okay.

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I probably poured
a little too much

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orange liqueur
into the margarita.

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Sometimes when I'm making drinks
for guests,

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I kind of forget
that they're not for me.

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Mark, Mark, Hannah.

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The guests have requested

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that you join them
for dessert.

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Are you free?

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- Sure.

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- Lemon panna cotta

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with lemon truffle custard,

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lemon ice cream,
and a coconut and lemon cake.

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Yeah?
- Okay.

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- So there's a bit
of a theme going.

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[laughter]

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- Oh!

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- Oh, my goodness.
Thank you.

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- A lemon panna cotta--

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- Hannah, the captain,
is he coming?

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- Yes, of course,
he is coming.

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- Wonderful.
He is, like, the man.

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- YOLO.
- That's right.

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- You only live once.
- That's right.

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- Mmm!

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- Hello, everybody.
- It is the captain.

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- Good evening.
- Hi, Captain.

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- Thank you so much
for inviting me to join you.

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- We're so glad you could.

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- We are so grateful
to have you join us.

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- Captain Mark!

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- This is amazing
and incredible.

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- I do enjoy chatting
with the guests

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and interacting with them
on a limited basis.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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- Ah!
- [chuckles]

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I try to keep it
professional as possible.

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♪ ♪

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But, yeah, it's a little bit,
let's say, awkward.

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- How was your day at work?

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- Oh, God.
It was amazing.

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- I cleaned the whole house
for you.

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- Oh, did you?
- I did.

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- That's awesome.

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- I made your bed
in the master.

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- [laughs]

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I don't know what it is
about Ben.

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I just want
to take care of him.

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He's a big old teddy bear.

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- God. You really know
how to spoil a guy.

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- I do.

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I normally
go for younger guys,

262
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but maybe that's why
the past relationships

263
00:07:58,300 --> 00:07:59,530
have been failing.

264
00:07:59,567 --> 00:08:01,267
I just need a big diamond
on this ring now.

265
00:08:01,266 --> 00:08:02,666
- Excuse me?
[mumbling]

266
00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:05,230
- So, Captain Mark,
tell us about your wife.

267
00:08:05,266 --> 00:08:07,226
[laughter]

268
00:08:07,266 --> 00:08:10,096
- We just, um, had our
16th wedding anniversary.

269
00:08:10,133 --> 00:08:11,503
- Ah.
- High five!

270
00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,233
- Whoo!
- All right.

271
00:08:13,266 --> 00:08:15,126
- How long have
you been married?

272
00:08:15,166 --> 00:08:16,126
[quirky tuba music]

273
00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:18,526
- Um...16 years.
- Okay.

274
00:08:18,567 --> 00:08:20,227
[laughter]

275
00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,266
- Is Mark
holding court?

276
00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:23,400
- He is.
He's loving it.

277
00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:25,673
Making a few cracks and jokes,

278
00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:27,430
farts and giggles.

279
00:08:27,433 --> 00:08:28,433
- [clears throat]

280
00:08:28,433 --> 00:08:30,303
- [giggles
and gags mockingly]

281
00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:31,703
- One second.

282
00:08:31,734 --> 00:08:33,034
We're gonna be right back.

283
00:08:33,066 --> 00:08:35,996
- Excuse us just a minute.
- Pardon us.

284
00:08:36,033 --> 00:08:37,703
- Are you looking forward
to the Jacuzzi?

285
00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:39,030
- No, but--
- No, we're going

286
00:08:39,033 --> 00:08:40,303
to the restroom right now.
- Yeah.

287
00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:43,500
- The service?
- Dessert?

288
00:08:43,533 --> 00:08:44,773
- The--I think
it was all good.

289
00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,300
- Whatever, like--
- You enjoyed it?

290
00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:47,300
- Yeah.
- Oh, good.

291
00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:48,370
- It was really good.

292
00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,670
- Did she just ask
how dinner was?

293
00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:52,530
- Okay.
- All right...

294
00:08:52,567 --> 00:08:53,997
- At least these women

295
00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:56,433
are super polite
when they get drunk,

296
00:08:56,467 --> 00:08:57,567
as opposed to throwing

297
00:08:57,567 --> 00:08:59,167
bundles of
hundred-euro bills at you

298
00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,330
and demanding sex.

299
00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:01,473
This is why I'm so grateful

300
00:09:01,467 --> 00:09:03,567
I know how to hold
my alcohol.

301
00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,570
♪ ♪

302
00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,070
- Good night.
- Okay, good night, everybody.

303
00:09:09,066 --> 00:09:11,196
- I don't think
our primary charter guest

304
00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,730
is very well.

305
00:09:12,734 --> 00:09:14,334
- Okay?
- Mm-hmm.

306
00:09:14,333 --> 00:09:15,603
- Okay.

307
00:09:15,633 --> 00:09:16,603
- Poor girl.

308
00:09:16,633 --> 00:09:18,073
- My cocktails
were super strong.

309
00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,600
- Oh, really?
I had no idea.

310
00:09:19,633 --> 00:09:21,673
I didn't know
you had it in you.

311
00:09:28,066 --> 00:09:31,726
♪ ♪

312
00:09:31,734 --> 00:09:33,304
- All crew, all crew...

313
00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:36,303
♪ Oh, the best part
of waking up ♪

314
00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:39,173
♪ Is Danny's not on the boat! ♪

315
00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,330
- That's so mean.

316
00:09:40,367 --> 00:09:41,327
[laughter]

317
00:09:41,367 --> 00:09:42,597
- I hope Danny is okay,

318
00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:45,203
but it is a lot quieter here
without him,

319
00:09:45,233 --> 00:09:47,473
mainly because the whole crew
is not yelling at him.

320
00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,600
- I'm gonna have that stuck
in my head all day today.

321
00:09:49,633 --> 00:09:51,073
[laughter]

322
00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:56,330
♪ ♪

323
00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:58,327
- Bobby, I'm sure you can see
"Pegasus" coming up.

324
00:09:58,367 --> 00:09:59,767
- I don't see Danny.

325
00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:02,197
♪ ♪

326
00:10:02,233 --> 00:10:03,233
- Coming up...

327
00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:04,233
- Here we go again.

328
00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:06,203
"All guests are
used to partying hard--

329
00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:08,333
that they'll need a vacation
from this vacation."

330
00:10:08,367 --> 00:10:10,067
- I want to get in my bikini.

331
00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:11,030
[grumbles and whines]

332
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,430
- Bobby, I'm sure you can see
"Pegasus" coming up.

333
00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:17,327
- Copy that.

334
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,667
- I don't see Danny.

335
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:22,770
- Tell me.

336
00:10:29,133 --> 00:10:31,133
- They're just saying he needs
to rest for the next day.

337
00:10:31,133 --> 00:10:32,173
- Okay.

338
00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,233
- Hey, Ben.

339
00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:37,396
- Hey.
Oh, whoa.

340
00:10:37,433 --> 00:10:39,003
Is he okay?

341
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,470
- He has antibiotics,
and they said that

342
00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:43,230
he has to have bland foods
for the next few days.

343
00:10:43,266 --> 00:10:45,266
- All right,
I'll make him a curry.

344
00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:47,366
- [laughing]

345
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,730
- I feel really bad because

346
00:10:48,767 --> 00:10:50,227
I wanted to help out,

347
00:10:50,266 --> 00:10:52,396
but I'm gonna be stuck
in my room.

348
00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:57,270
♪ ♪

349
00:10:57,266 --> 00:10:58,266
- Hey, Jen.

350
00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,726
Can you come down here?

351
00:11:00,767 --> 00:11:01,997
Kay.

352
00:11:02,033 --> 00:11:03,373
- Uh, I was in the middle
of something.

353
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,700
- Watch me do this.

354
00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:06,570
In yachting, there's a right way
to do something

355
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,170
and a wrong way to do something.

356
00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:12,026
This wraps in, and in the back
of your left hand, push it up.

357
00:11:12,066 --> 00:11:13,166
Is this sinking in?

358
00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:14,166
Are you getting this, Jen?

359
00:11:14,166 --> 00:11:16,566
- I, like, never do this knot.

360
00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:18,667
- When Jen doesn't know
how to tie a knot,

361
00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:20,770
her failure's my failure.

362
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:21,770
Hey, Jen.

363
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,000
Keep practicing.

364
00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:24,633
I want to see you
improve on this.

365
00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,697
- Whatever.

366
00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:28,170
- What's your thoughts,

367
00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:31,166
and how does tip work
when somebody's not here?

368
00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:32,566
- Well, he didn't work at all,
right?

369
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,700
- No.

370
00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:35,700
- But he also
had to endure an illness.

371
00:11:35,734 --> 00:11:37,304
- I mean, he didn't even try.

372
00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:39,303
- I mean, if you're not here,
and you're not working,

373
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:40,573
probably shouldn't get tipped.

374
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,500
So, yeah, I mean,
you have a point.

375
00:11:42,533 --> 00:11:44,533
Definitely.

376
00:11:44,567 --> 00:11:46,997
- Deck crew, let's raise
the anchor and get underway.

377
00:11:47,033 --> 00:11:48,003
- Copy that.

378
00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:53,433
♪ ♪

379
00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:57,067
- This looks so good.

380
00:11:57,066 --> 00:11:58,526
- This is really good.

381
00:11:58,567 --> 00:12:00,597
- Orange juice is,
like, my hangover cure.

382
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,330
- [laughs]
- With three shots.

383
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,273
[laughter]

384
00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:11,326
- Are you okay?

385
00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:15,003
All right, so there's been a bit
of a debate on the boat

386
00:12:15,033 --> 00:12:17,303
as to whether you should get
your tip or not.

387
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:20,033
But as a friend and protector,

388
00:12:20,066 --> 00:12:23,726
I reckon you should forfeit
your tip

389
00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:25,297
before the meeting,

390
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:26,533
because that way you'll gain

391
00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:29,367
the respect of your coworkers,
right?

392
00:12:29,367 --> 00:12:32,767
- Just knowing that I may not be
able to send money home

393
00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:36,327
is just, it's...
it's not good.

394
00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:38,097
- I'm just,
I'm coming to you as a friend.

395
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,603
- No, I appreciate that.
- Okay, cool.

396
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,203
Stay well.

397
00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:43,103
[upbeat music]

398
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:46,230
- I know, Cap'n,
I'm funny-looking, huh?

399
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,773
Captain?
- Mm-hmm?

400
00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:52,767
- I recognize that,
this charter,

401
00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:54,767
I have been very ill

402
00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:56,627
and that caused more work unto
the crew members.

403
00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:58,227
- Mm-hmm.

404
00:12:58,233 --> 00:13:02,073
- And I'd like to forfeit my tip
if there is any tip for me.

405
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,500
and pass that along
for the crew members.

406
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,503
- I will take that under
advisement.

407
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,770
- Okay, thanks, Captain.

408
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,200
[upbeat music]

409
00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:11,003
- Deck crew,
we're five minutes out.

410
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,670
Please stand by for docking.

411
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,397
- Okay, Captain,
everyone's in position.

412
00:13:14,433 --> 00:13:16,503
Lines are--
[indistinct] are out.

413
00:13:16,533 --> 00:13:19,403
- Okay, here we go.

414
00:13:19,433 --> 00:13:20,673
- Give him your line, Jen.

415
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,197
Okay, Captain,
we're nearly there.

416
00:13:22,233 --> 00:13:23,673
- Bryan, what kind of traffic
do we have

417
00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,127
over on our port quarter?

418
00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:26,673
- Nothing over here
on our port quarter.

419
00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:29,530
- You need to slack
Jen's number two.

420
00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:30,527
- Copy that.

421
00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:31,527
- Nice job, deck.

422
00:13:31,567 --> 00:13:32,727
- Good driving, Captain.

423
00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:33,997
All crew, all crew.

424
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,070
Guests departing.

425
00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:36,470
Main deck aft.

426
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,770
- It was a pleasure meeting you.

427
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,270
Thank you guys so much.

428
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,130
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

429
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:47,133
My pleasure.

430
00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:49,673
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

431
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:52,270
- Everybody just did
an amazing job.

432
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:54,300
They catered to us
hand and foot.

433
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,300
It was awesome.
- Oh, good.

434
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:58,030
- Well, thank you so--
oh, thank you so much.

435
00:13:58,033 --> 00:13:59,773
- Something for you I think
you'll find helpful.

436
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000
I'm sure you'll find something
to do with that.

437
00:14:02,033 --> 00:14:03,033
[laughter]

438
00:14:03,033 --> 00:14:04,303
- Thank you!

439
00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:05,570
- Thank you so much.
- Safe travels.

440
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,170
- Thank you.
- Bye.

441
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,430
These women have definitely
been my favorite charter,

442
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:12,403
and I am so sad to see them walk
off that passerelle.

443
00:14:12,433 --> 00:14:14,173
I just want to grab them
and bring them back

444
00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,296
and keep them forever, honestly.

445
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,573
- Well, that was--that was
the chillest charter ever.

446
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,770
- Hell yeah.

447
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,570
- I want to keep them
for the whole season.

448
00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:22,997
- I know.

449
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,570
- All crew,
meet in the crew mess

450
00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:28,297
for the post-charter meeting.

451
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,503
Thank you.

452
00:14:30,533 --> 00:14:31,503
- Hello.
- Hey, Captain.

453
00:14:31,533 --> 00:14:34,033
- Hey, gang.
- Captain!

454
00:14:34,066 --> 00:14:36,066
- I think we pretty much knocked
that one out of the park.

455
00:14:36,066 --> 00:14:37,166
And we did it a man down.

456
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,600
- I think that more helped
than hindered.

457
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,030
- So well done, everybody.

458
00:14:40,066 --> 00:14:42,126
The moment of truth.

459
00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:44,066
Danny came to me,
and he said that,

460
00:14:44,066 --> 00:14:46,026
because he didn't participate
actively in the charter,

461
00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:50,596
'cause he was sick,
he didn't expect the gratuity.

462
00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:52,703
That's why this is divided
11 ways.

463
00:14:52,734 --> 00:14:56,334
This is our biggest tip
that we've gotten so far.

464
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,473
$20,000 US.

465
00:14:57,467 --> 00:14:59,167
[all exclaim]

466
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,730
18,000 euros.

467
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:05,067
1,630 euros each,
which is 1,800 US each.

468
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,430
- All right.
- Whoa.

469
00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:08,197
- Yes, very well done.

470
00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:11,133
Very well done.
- Awesome. Awesome.

471
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:14,596
[funky bass music]

472
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:15,603
- Damn flies.

473
00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:17,573
Are they in my f--- purse?

474
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:21,430
How dare they?

475
00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:22,627
- Bobby.

476
00:15:22,633 --> 00:15:24,373
- [mockingly winces]

477
00:15:24,367 --> 00:15:25,567
- You've got a lot
of white hair.

478
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,100
- Where?
- I've got loads.

479
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:28,303
- Where?
Let me see.

480
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:29,573
I see some fleas in here.

481
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,200
- Bobby.
Are you done?

482
00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:32,433
- Oh, Bobby.

483
00:15:32,467 --> 00:15:34,297
Have fun in the friend-zone pit.

484
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,470
- Yes, I think I got him.

485
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:42,430
- Innocent bloke.

486
00:15:42,467 --> 00:15:43,597
Let's pick you up.

487
00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:45,233
[groans]

488
00:15:45,266 --> 00:15:47,096
[screaming]

489
00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:48,573
[indistinct]

490
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,430
Bobby, that was my elbow.
- Oh, no!

491
00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:53,097
- Bobby's a flirt,
and I'm a flirt,

492
00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:55,433
but there's definitely not
anything serious.

493
00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:56,767
Say sorry, f---er.

494
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,130
- Sorry.
Sorry, f---er.

495
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:02,103
[upbeat music]

496
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:03,503
- Hannah, Ben, and Bryan,

497
00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:04,503
can you come up
to the bridge, please,

498
00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:06,133
for preference list meeting?

499
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,233
- Copy that, Cap'n.

500
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:09,396
Ben and I are on our way up.

501
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,400
- Hey, Captain.

502
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,270
- Hello, Ben.

503
00:16:12,266 --> 00:16:13,996
Here we go again.

504
00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:15,233
They will arrive before noon,

505
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,266
and this is going to be
a two-day charter.

506
00:16:17,266 --> 00:16:19,396
So we have Jesse and Katie
"Bitter."

507
00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:20,533
Well, that would be two Ts,

508
00:16:20,567 --> 00:16:21,997
so it's probably "Biter."

509
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,330
- Hopefully they're not bitter.

510
00:16:23,367 --> 00:16:26,127
- Todd and Barbara Stainbrook.

511
00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:27,403
- That's an unfortunate name.

512
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,500
- Michael and Savannah Mothner.

513
00:16:29,533 --> 00:16:33,233
And then Cameron Johnson
and Elise Biel.

514
00:16:33,266 --> 00:16:35,596
Notice that the guys
are all called co-primaries.

515
00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:36,603
- I saw that.
- Yeah.

516
00:16:36,633 --> 00:16:37,773
So they're all paying, right?

517
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,030
- I guess so.

518
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,426
This group has been friends
for years

519
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,527
and share a mutual love
for business and excitement.

520
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,697
All guests are used to
five-star service

521
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,700
and expect that on this charter.

522
00:16:47,734 --> 00:16:49,274
Night one, they have requested

523
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,400
a costume theme party
on the yacht.

524
00:16:51,433 --> 00:16:53,773
Any ideas?

525
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,370
- Venetian themed party.
- Mm.

526
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,230
- Would be cool.
- That would be really cool.

527
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,566
- I've been through
everything on the boat

528
00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,167
at this stage of the season,

529
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,526
and I do know
we have Venetian costumes.

530
00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:03,997
That's Venetian.

531
00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:05,573
- It smells like cheese.

532
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,000
- Everything smells of cheese
to you.

533
00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:08,303
- It does!

534
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,230
- So that's at least
one less thing to worry about.

535
00:17:10,266 --> 00:17:13,426
- Now, how are we doing
on the discussion of menus?

536
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,103
There's a--was that a problem
this last time around?

537
00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:16,573
- No, I think
we're getting there.

538
00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:19,167
We've--
we're developing a system.

539
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,270
- I guess that's what
I'm asking.

540
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,130
- An hour before service,
right?

541
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:25,126
- Yeah, you write down the menu
and give it us.

542
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:28,426
- You come up to me
and write it down.

543
00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:30,997
- I would prefer you to write it
down and give it to us

544
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:32,573
an hour before service.

545
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,600
- Aren't you're the one
that wants it?

546
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,200
- I'll come down and write it
if you want to.

547
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,330
I mean, it doesn't
really matter.

548
00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:38,597
- No.
- No, it's fine.

549
00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:42,603
I'm going to appease Hannah
by delivering a menu

550
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,300
and then there's never
gonna be an issue.

551
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:46,403
with communication,

552
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,473
so not only
am I helping everyone,

553
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,470
but I'm kind of
covering myself too.

554
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,570
- Okay, great, guys.

555
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,030
- Okay, thanks, Captain.
- Thanks, Cap'n.

556
00:17:53,066 --> 00:17:55,066
- Onward and upward.

557
00:17:55,066 --> 00:17:58,066
[upbeat music]

558
00:17:58,066 --> 00:17:59,326
♪ ♪

559
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:00,733
- Finally, I'm feeling better.

560
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:02,104
I'm ready to work.

561
00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:03,373
I want to make my team proud.

562
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:05,227
- Danny, Danny?
Mark.

563
00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:06,333
- Go for Danny.

564
00:18:06,367 --> 00:18:08,697
- Have you got something
for me?

565
00:18:08,734 --> 00:18:10,734
- Yeah, Captain,
I haven't forgotten.

566
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:12,197
Right before the charter.

567
00:18:12,233 --> 00:18:13,603
15 sound good?

568
00:18:13,633 --> 00:18:16,573
- Danny, let's do it right now.

569
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,630
- Copy that.

570
00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:20,603
[dramatic music]

571
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:26,503
♪ ♪

572
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,630
- You're a f---ing disrespectful
little sh--.

573
00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:30,103
You disrespect everybody.

574
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:33,070
Don't you feel bad about that?

575
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:38,230
[mellow music]

576
00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:39,727
- Okay...

577
00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:41,027
♪ ♪

578
00:18:41,066 --> 00:18:42,266
- Hey, Captain.
- Thank you much.

579
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,130
Is it off?
- It's off.

580
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,626
- Kay, yeah, I was gonna say,
make sure it's off,

581
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,267
'cause it's not gonna get
charged for a couple days.

582
00:18:47,266 --> 00:18:48,666
- Yeah, it's off,

583
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:52,367
but I do need it at nighttime
as it's my only alarm clock.

584
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,630
- We'll find you another one.
- Okay, sounds good.

585
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,397
I really like
having my phone on me.

586
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:59,330
Something cool may come up as
we're driving by on the yacht,

587
00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,367
and it's like, that would be
great for Instagram.

588
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,370
But you know what?

589
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,670
If the captain wants my phone,

590
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:06,467
then the captain
shall have my phone.

591
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,000
- Thank you.

592
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,470
- So out of curiosity,

593
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,000
like, do you have
a good old-fashioned

594
00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:12,233
English name, or...

595
00:19:12,266 --> 00:19:14,226
- Julia Louise d'Albert,

596
00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:16,496
which is French descent,
from my mother's side.

597
00:19:16,533 --> 00:19:17,533
- D'Albert?

598
00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:19,533
- D'Albert Pusey.

599
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,673
- Oh.

600
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:23,630
- And the uneducated people
would say "Pussy."

601
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,397
- Well, it's a good job
I'm educated.

602
00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:26,403
- Oh, there we go.

603
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,533
- And I speak French,
so we're good.

604
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,127
- There we go.

605
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:32,026
The first moment I met Ben,
I knew he was privately educated

606
00:19:32,066 --> 00:19:34,026
and from a very
well-to-do family.

607
00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:36,303
You know, it's obvious.

608
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,430
When I finished up
at Central Saint Martins,

609
00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:39,673
I went to the south of France

610
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,430
and learned French
for three months.

611
00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:44,567
So I cleaned the school,
and they gave me free lessons.

612
00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:46,567
- Shush.
- Yeah.

613
00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:49,027
- So is that why
you're such a good stew?

614
00:19:49,066 --> 00:19:50,696
- What do you mean?

615
00:19:50,734 --> 00:19:53,174
- Well, because
you're good at cleaning.

616
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:54,496
[both laughing]

617
00:19:54,533 --> 00:19:57,173
- That's a bit derogatory,
no?

618
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,170
- Derogatory?

619
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,430
- Deroga--
deogra--

620
00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:00,767
How do you?
- Geography.

621
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,170
- You're--
no!

622
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,296
- [laughing]

623
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,170
- Private school boys in England
have their--

624
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,170
they have an air about them
of, um,

625
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,300
self-righteousness, perhaps?

626
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,303
Yep.

627
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:13,133
- Geography,
geography.

628
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:14,396
[upbeat pop music]

629
00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:15,473
- All crew, all crew.

630
00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:17,067
Guests will be arriving
in 20 minutes.

631
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,600
Make sure you're in
your whites, please.

632
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,670
♪ ♪

633
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,570
- How're you doing, Daniel?

634
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,270
What percentage level
are you at?

635
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,330
- Still getting there.

636
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,033
Probably 80, I'd say.

637
00:20:28,066 --> 00:20:29,466
- You still have your list?

638
00:20:29,467 --> 00:20:31,167
Let's just work on
what you think

639
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,000
I think you need to work on.

640
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:34,733
I think those
are the big key points.

641
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,034
Hold on to that list.
- Okay.

642
00:20:37,066 --> 00:20:38,296
Why would I have that?

643
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:40,273
- Because it's important
for you to remember.

644
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:43,300
- It's in my brain,
bro, I mean...

645
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,173
- I wanted you to keep
that list.

646
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,200
- Let's just not talk anymore
about it, all right?

647
00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:48,233
We're done.

648
00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:49,326
♪ ♪

649
00:20:49,367 --> 00:20:50,497
- It's hard to move forward

650
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:54,230
when we've crossed the path
so many times.

651
00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:56,433
- Just lay off of me.

652
00:20:56,467 --> 00:20:57,627
- Danny's a virus.

653
00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:59,567
He infects everyone,
and, with me,

654
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,500
he's turning me
into something I'm not.

655
00:21:01,533 --> 00:21:03,103
You're getting your phone
taken away.

656
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,330
That's something that happens
when you're ten.

657
00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:07,767
Don't you feel bad about that?

658
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,167
That's because you're a f------
disrespectful little sh--.

659
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,300
- I don't appreciate that
at all, man.

660
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,633
- You disrespect the captain.

661
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:13,627
You disrespect him.

662
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:15,197
You disrespect everybody.

663
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:17,503
- If I talked the way that
you talk to me to the captain,

664
00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:20,073
I would be ashamed of myself.

665
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,770
- Let's just work, okay?

666
00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:23,497
Let's just work.

667
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,370
My job is to do my job.

668
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,367
Make everyone happy.

669
00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:27,367
End of that.

670
00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:28,497
- But you're not doing your job,

671
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,070
and you're not making
anybody happy.

672
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:31,600
- Yeah, let's wait till the
charter starts, all right?

673
00:21:31,633 --> 00:21:32,603
- He doesn't get it.

674
00:21:32,633 --> 00:21:34,203
- I think he needs to go.

675
00:21:36,266 --> 00:21:38,396
- No, it's already cracking off
downstairs.

676
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,530
- Oh, man.

677
00:21:39,533 --> 00:21:41,073
- I don't know how
they can keep having

678
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:44,070
the f---ing same conversation
over and over.

679
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:47,500
Can we not all just f---ing work
and shut the f--- up?

680
00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:50,267
- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm good, man.

681
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:51,270
- Come here.

682
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,530
What's up?

683
00:21:52,567 --> 00:21:53,997
- Nothing's up, man.

684
00:21:54,033 --> 00:21:55,503
Like,

685
00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:58,133
Bryan won't let up
with this whole list thing.

686
00:21:58,133 --> 00:21:59,533
It's like, what the f---, dude?

687
00:21:59,533 --> 00:22:01,533
We spoke about it.

688
00:22:01,533 --> 00:22:04,533
You didn't even give me
an opportunity to apply.

689
00:22:04,567 --> 00:22:07,097
- Obviously, they need to start
working with you a bit

690
00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:08,503
and giving you a little bit
of leeway

691
00:22:08,533 --> 00:22:10,733
where you're probably not
as effective as they want.

692
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,530
I think Danny needs to keep
his head down and do the work.

693
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,497
Just see if you can
avoid conflict.

694
00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:18,573
See, that's your challenge.
- I'm trying to do that.

695
00:22:18,567 --> 00:22:19,567
- I know.
- I'm trying.

696
00:22:19,567 --> 00:22:22,697
- And he has to drop
his little ego.

697
00:22:22,734 --> 00:22:27,104
That is how to regain
his respect.

698
00:22:27,133 --> 00:22:29,533
What do you think you can do
to kind of appease it?

699
00:22:29,567 --> 00:22:32,367
- Just gonna work, smile--
pretty much be fake.

700
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,430
I hate being fake.

701
00:22:34,467 --> 00:22:37,097
I've learned from a lot of
the mistakes that I've done,

702
00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:39,033
but I can't get along
with these guys.

703
00:22:39,033 --> 00:22:40,633
So if it's damn if I do,
damn if I don't.

704
00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:44,227
but no matter what,
I'm always going to work hard.

705
00:22:44,266 --> 00:22:47,426
It's all fluff and bullsh--.

706
00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:49,497
[quirky hip-hop music]

707
00:22:49,533 --> 00:22:50,503
- All crew, all crew.

708
00:22:50,533 --> 00:22:52,403
Guests will be arriving
in five minutes.

709
00:22:52,433 --> 00:22:53,573
- Copy that.

710
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,200
- All right, guys, let's go.

711
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,700
- We should totally
rent this yacht.

712
00:22:58,734 --> 00:23:00,204
Don't you think?

713
00:23:00,233 --> 00:23:02,473
- Guys, we got to go.
- Oh, okay.

714
00:23:02,467 --> 00:23:03,597
- Where's your radio, Daniel?

715
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,730
- Right here.

716
00:23:05,767 --> 00:23:07,427
- Let's get ready for it, guys.

717
00:23:07,467 --> 00:23:08,727
Let's get ready to rumble.

718
00:23:08,734 --> 00:23:09,734
- Hi.

719
00:23:09,734 --> 00:23:11,274
all: Hey! Hi!

720
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:12,330
- Hello, I'm Mike.

721
00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:13,533
- Hi, I'm Mark.
- Hey.

722
00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:15,067
- Nice to meet you.
- Bryan. Nice to meet you.

723
00:23:15,066 --> 00:23:16,396
- Mark Howard.
Nice to meet you as well.

724
00:23:16,433 --> 00:23:18,473
- That hat is ridiculously
massive.

725
00:23:18,467 --> 00:23:19,697
They look high-maintenance.

726
00:23:19,734 --> 00:23:23,204
I'm missing the last
charter guests like crazy.

727
00:23:23,233 --> 00:23:24,603
- Welcome aboard, everybody.

728
00:23:24,633 --> 00:23:26,203
We're gonna be doing
a fair amount of traveling,

729
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,330
down to Paros,
and then up to Mykonos,

730
00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:29,403
and then back.

731
00:23:29,433 --> 00:23:30,703
We got good weather for it,

732
00:23:30,734 --> 00:23:32,334
and I think it's gonna be
a great couple of days.

733
00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:33,473
- Thank you.

734
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,030
- Anything special
that you'd like to do?

735
00:23:35,066 --> 00:23:36,696
If you think of something
down the road, just tell us.

736
00:23:37,767 --> 00:23:39,467
- Okay.
[laughter]

737
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,070
Hannah is our chief stew,

738
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,600
and she's gonna take you for a
little introduction to the boat.

739
00:23:42,633 --> 00:23:45,173
- Remember when I almost
died on your boat?

740
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,230
- When I was--
- We're gonna listen to Hannah.

741
00:23:47,233 --> 00:23:48,633
Hey!
We're gonna listen to Hannah.

742
00:23:48,633 --> 00:23:50,773
- So I'm gonna take you
on a tour of the boat,

743
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,630
and then go through
some safety stuff with you,

744
00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:54,067
and then we can get underway.

745
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,200
- Okay.
- Terrific, thank you.

746
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:56,233
- Let's start up here.

747
00:23:56,233 --> 00:23:57,773
- Thank you, Hannah.
- Fire drill.

748
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,770
- This is the sun deck up here.

749
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,630
It's kind of a really nice place
to come and chill out.

750
00:24:01,633 --> 00:24:05,373
You've got the Jacuzzi,
which is always fun and nice.

751
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,570
About half an hour.

752
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,700
- How long does it take
to drink a few drinks?

753
00:24:08,734 --> 00:24:10,434
- So this is our
bridge deck aft.

754
00:24:10,467 --> 00:24:11,497
You guys will be having

755
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,630
the majority of your meals
out here.

756
00:24:13,633 --> 00:24:15,603
- I haven't been on a vacation
in two weeks.

757
00:24:15,633 --> 00:24:17,673
[laughter]

758
00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:19,370
- So this is the formal
dining room.

759
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,470
- We can play beer pong here.

760
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,500
[laughter]

761
00:24:21,533 --> 00:24:24,473
- You ready to continue
the tour?

762
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,130
- Oh, wait, what's in there?
What's in there?

763
00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:29,996
[overlapping conversations]

764
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
- So enjoyable that you said it
that way.

765
00:24:35,533 --> 00:24:37,003
F---.

766
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,370
The tour usually takes me
about seven minutes.

767
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,370
We're, like, an hour
into this charter,

768
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,400
and I'm already so over it.

769
00:24:43,433 --> 00:24:44,773
It's just like, I'm sorry,

770
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,230
but it's like bimbos are just
f---ing enjoy the boat.

771
00:24:48,266 --> 00:24:49,996
Kay, guys,
so there's four cabins.

772
00:24:50,033 --> 00:24:51,733
So a few safety things
really quickly--

773
00:24:51,767 --> 00:24:52,767
- Okay, you guys, no.

774
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,330
Can we run
to claim the next rooms?

775
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:55,727
- No, no, no.

776
00:24:55,767 --> 00:24:58,427
You're just gonna listen for two
minutes to safety information,

777
00:24:58,433 --> 00:25:00,373
and then you can run
as much as you like.

778
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,400
Firstly, we've got life jackets,

779
00:25:02,433 --> 00:25:04,303
and if you hear
any sort of alarms,

780
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:05,770
you go straight
to the muster station,

781
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,100
which is the lower saloon.

782
00:25:07,133 --> 00:25:08,703
- The mustard station?
- Muster.

783
00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:10,430
- I'm just jumping off.
- Where you muster.

784
00:25:10,433 --> 00:25:12,303
- Is that near
the mimosa station?

785
00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:15,700
[laughter]

786
00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:18,530
- I just need to maybe
take a Xanax or something

787
00:25:18,567 --> 00:25:20,667
and try and get through
the next few days.

788
00:25:22,166 --> 00:25:24,496
[hip-hop music]

789
00:25:24,533 --> 00:25:26,133
Oh, this is not good.

790
00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:27,366
- Why?
Are they being dicks already?

791
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,670
- It's like,
eight of the most ignorant,

792
00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:30,700
stupid Americans
are on our boat.

793
00:25:30,734 --> 00:25:32,304
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

794
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:35,003
- Let's just stick together
and be cool with each other,

795
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,633
and I think that'll help us
get through it.

796
00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:38,367
- I agree.

797
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,300
- Bryan, Bryan, let me know
when you're ready.

798
00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:42,033
- Deck crew's ready to go.
We're just standing by.

799
00:25:42,066 --> 00:25:43,666
- Okay, let's start
with the spring lines.

800
00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:45,600
- Give him slack.
Give him slack, Jen.

801
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,030
- Aft-line spring is off.

802
00:25:47,066 --> 00:25:48,296
- Bow's off.

803
00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:51,203
- Okay, Captain,
all lines in, all lines in.

804
00:25:51,233 --> 00:25:52,333
[motors whirring]

805
00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:54,533
- ♪ We're leaving the port ♪

806
00:25:54,567 --> 00:25:57,467
[energetic music]

807
00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:58,730
♪ ♪

808
00:25:58,734 --> 00:25:59,734
- [laughing]

809
00:25:59,734 --> 00:26:01,704
- There's Hannah.
- Hi.

810
00:26:01,734 --> 00:26:03,204
- Where have you been?
Did you take a nap?

811
00:26:03,233 --> 00:26:04,273
- Yeah--
yes.

812
00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:07,196
Just anything.
- Okay.

813
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,203
- Hi!

814
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,333
What are you bringing us?

815
00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:10,467
- Some straws.
- Oh, my gosh.

816
00:26:10,467 --> 00:26:11,727
Finally, some straws.

817
00:26:11,734 --> 00:26:12,704
Finally.

818
00:26:12,734 --> 00:26:14,474
- More ice
and vodka.

819
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:15,600
- Ooh.

820
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,600
- [sputters]

821
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,300
- How's it going, Jules?

822
00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:19,573
- [blows raspberry]

823
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,030
They're just a bit much.

824
00:26:21,066 --> 00:26:22,626
- Okay, darling,
so we're gonna do snacks.

825
00:26:22,633 --> 00:26:23,733
- Snacks, snacks, snacks.

826
00:26:23,767 --> 00:26:26,467
- And then lunch at 2:30,
quarter to 3:00.

827
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,330
- All right, awesome.
Bring it.

828
00:26:28,367 --> 00:26:30,067
- So how do we summon
a bartender?

829
00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:31,770
- There's got to be a bell
or a button.

830
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,230
- Can anybody do that whistle?

831
00:26:33,266 --> 00:26:35,366
- This is like a f---ing
frat house right now.

832
00:26:35,367 --> 00:26:36,367
- You think?

833
00:26:36,367 --> 00:26:37,697
- Thank you.

834
00:26:37,734 --> 00:26:39,204
- Where are you from, Tiffany?

835
00:26:39,233 --> 00:26:40,233
- Uh, Jupiter, Florida.

836
00:26:40,233 --> 00:26:41,373
- Tiffany,
can I get a short glass

837
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,330
with a little Tito's
and a little tonic?

838
00:26:43,367 --> 00:26:44,767
- Only a little of each?

839
00:26:44,767 --> 00:26:45,727
- Just a little.

840
00:26:45,767 --> 00:26:46,727
- All right.

841
00:26:46,767 --> 00:26:48,227
- Tiffany and these guys,

842
00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:49,573
they're getting on
like a house on fire,

843
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,370
so you know, show your
hospitality skills, Tiff.

844
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:53,570
Go on.

845
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:54,770
- Thank you, Tiffany.
- Very welcome.

846
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:55,770
- You're the best.

847
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,230
♪ ♪

848
00:26:57,233 --> 00:26:59,673
- Ready to go?
- Little BLTs.

849
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,100
- Hi!

850
00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:03,400
Where the hell have you been?

851
00:27:03,433 --> 00:27:04,533
- Preparing your food.

852
00:27:04,567 --> 00:27:07,267
- Oh, you worked so hard
on getting nachos.

853
00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:08,670
She don't like my jokes.

854
00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,670
- [laughing]
No, they're hilarious.

855
00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:12,600
There are only so many times
you can go--

856
00:27:12,633 --> 00:27:14,203
[imitates laughing]

857
00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:16,233
Without, like, wanting to blow
your brains out.

858
00:27:16,266 --> 00:27:17,466
- What are you doing, love?

859
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,130
- [screaming]
- Oh, my God!

860
00:27:19,133 --> 00:27:20,133
- Wow.

861
00:27:20,133 --> 00:27:21,533
- Okay, that definitely...

862
00:27:21,533 --> 00:27:22,533
- You okay?

863
00:27:22,533 --> 00:27:23,733
- Okay, lie down.

864
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:26,197
- Wait, I'm so glad
that happened to you.

865
00:27:26,233 --> 00:27:28,133
- There's already girls
falling off the countertops.

866
00:27:28,133 --> 00:27:30,403
I'm so f---ed.

867
00:27:30,433 --> 00:27:34,203
- This is, like,
the cutest I've thing ever seen.

868
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,500
Wait, I want to--
I want to get in my bikini.

869
00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:39,533
- Do you want some water too?

870
00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:41,233
- No, come with me.

871
00:27:41,266 --> 00:27:42,326
- You want help?
- Come with me.

872
00:27:42,367 --> 00:27:44,227
- I'll help you up.
- Let's go.

873
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,700
- That's all right.
[laughs]

874
00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:48,704
Ooh, careful.
Slow, slow, slow.

875
00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:49,704
- Ow!
- You're fine.

876
00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:51,174
You're fine.

877
00:27:51,166 --> 00:27:53,026
- Here's the problem
with drunk guests,

878
00:27:53,066 --> 00:27:55,266
is that they take away
the crew's attention to us.

879
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:56,270
- That's right.

880
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,030
- We just lost
both our bartenders.

881
00:27:58,033 --> 00:27:59,173
- Yeah.
- So selfish.

882
00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:03,166
- I have to get myself
another drink by myself.

883
00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:04,266
- You're the sweetest.

884
00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:05,370
- Aw, thank you.

885
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,370
- Bye.

886
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,030
I'm so f---ed up.

887
00:28:09,066 --> 00:28:10,426
- There's no such thing
as a Jen knot.

888
00:28:10,433 --> 00:28:11,633
This is a safety thing.

889
00:28:11,667 --> 00:28:13,027
- I'm not the best deckhand
you've had,

890
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,166
and you're not the best
first mate I've had.

891
00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:15,166
- Pour Patron.

892
00:28:15,166 --> 00:28:16,126
- Shots on yachts.

893
00:28:16,166 --> 00:28:17,666
- More, more, more!

894
00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:18,700
- Are you bringing dessert?

895
00:28:18,734 --> 00:28:20,304
- Uh, I'm gonna bring
the main first.

896
00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:21,533
- Hannah, smile!

897
00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:23,667
- You should just tattoo
"dickhead" across your forehead.

898
00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:25,000
- She hates you.

899
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:29,300
[energetic music]

900
00:28:31,066 --> 00:28:32,266
- Ben, 30 more minutes
until we're anchoring.

901
00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:33,270
- All right.

902
00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:35,670
♪ ♪

903
00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:38,300
So these guys, right?

904
00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:41,003
Are you already finding them
tiresome?

905
00:28:41,033 --> 00:28:43,073
- I get their humor,
so it's not as annoying for me.

906
00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:44,430
- Yeah.

907
00:28:44,467 --> 00:28:46,067
- But, like, Hannah,
she's, like, "What the f---?"

908
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:47,300
- "Wow."
Yeah.

909
00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:49,203
You know when you're really
hammered, right?

910
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,470
And you think
you're being funny.

911
00:28:50,467 --> 00:28:52,597
- I never get hammered-drunk.

912
00:28:52,633 --> 00:28:54,133
- [laughs]

913
00:28:56,433 --> 00:28:59,303
♪ ♪

914
00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:00,473
- This is our room.

915
00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,730
♪ ♪

916
00:29:02,734 --> 00:29:05,274
- [snoring]

917
00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:08,100
- Mine and Ben's relationship
is only just starting

918
00:29:08,133 --> 00:29:09,633
to get into a good place again,

919
00:29:09,667 --> 00:29:12,067
so when the guests
are passed out in their cabins,

920
00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:13,430
too drunk to eat,

921
00:29:13,467 --> 00:29:15,327
of course
it's gonna be my fault.

922
00:29:15,367 --> 00:29:18,767
Ben, please don't shoot
the messenger, okay?

923
00:29:18,767 --> 00:29:21,227
They've all gone to their cabins
except one.

924
00:29:21,233 --> 00:29:24,203
They could be getting changed,
or they could begin to pass out.

925
00:29:24,233 --> 00:29:25,773
- I have a feeling
it's probably passed out.

926
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,130
- What?

927
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,097
It's almost worth it, isn't it?
You know?

928
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:34,230
Paying 200 grand for a charter
and then going to bed.

929
00:29:34,233 --> 00:29:36,733
[laughter]
- After two hours.

930
00:29:38,367 --> 00:29:41,297
- Bryan, Bryan,
I'm going on break.

931
00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:42,373
- Copy that.

932
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,630
- Bryan, Bryan,
we are ready to go.

933
00:29:43,667 --> 00:29:45,697
Why don't you let go
three on port.

934
00:29:45,734 --> 00:29:47,734
- Copy that, three shots
on port dropping now.

935
00:29:47,767 --> 00:29:51,397
[anchor whirring]

936
00:29:51,433 --> 00:29:53,533
♪ ♪

937
00:29:53,567 --> 00:29:56,727
- Three shots out.
- Let's lock that off.

938
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,770
[mellow bass music]

939
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,130
♪ ♪

940
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:03,533
- Sup?

941
00:30:03,567 --> 00:30:08,727
♪ ♪

942
00:30:08,767 --> 00:30:10,127
I really want my phone back.

943
00:30:10,166 --> 00:30:13,396
I'd love to pictures to say,
"Wow, I was here,"

944
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,530
and if you don't have the
pictures in this day and age,

945
00:30:15,533 --> 00:30:17,273
you haven't done it.

946
00:30:17,266 --> 00:30:18,266
Hey, Bryan?

947
00:30:18,266 --> 00:30:19,666
I know it's a long shot,

948
00:30:19,667 --> 00:30:22,067
but since everyone's still down,

949
00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:24,130
and I'm still kind of on break,

950
00:30:24,166 --> 00:30:25,226
I don't know if I can...

951
00:30:27,667 --> 00:30:29,397
- What are you asking?
Sorry.

952
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,030
- Check those caves out.

953
00:30:31,033 --> 00:30:33,233
- Oh, on a Jet Ski.
- Yeah.

954
00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:34,226
If you're cool with that.

955
00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:35,226
- Um...

956
00:30:35,266 --> 00:30:37,426
♪ ♪

957
00:30:37,467 --> 00:30:39,167
Where the f---
do you think you are?

958
00:30:39,166 --> 00:30:41,066
Club Med?
No.

959
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,370
[percussive hip-hop music]

960
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,430
♪ ♪

961
00:30:46,433 --> 00:30:47,773
- Permission to ask about menu.

962
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,100
- So it's two courses,

963
00:30:49,133 --> 00:30:50,633
so write,
"Two courses," okay?

964
00:30:50,667 --> 00:30:51,697
- "Two courses."

965
00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:53,130
- That could be
a good thing to do.

966
00:30:53,166 --> 00:30:54,426
- Kay.

967
00:30:54,467 --> 00:30:58,297
- So first course will be beef
tartare with mustard aioli.

968
00:30:58,300 --> 00:31:03,270
Second course is Alaskan crab
couscous with sun-dried tomato

969
00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:06,030
and almond,
with local baby cod.

970
00:31:06,033 --> 00:31:07,033
Thank you.

971
00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:08,533
- Mm-hmm.

972
00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:11,697
♪ ♪

973
00:31:11,734 --> 00:31:13,134
- Hi, there.
How are you?

974
00:31:13,166 --> 00:31:14,166
Can I get you a drink
of anything?

975
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,200
- Yeah, that'd be great.

976
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:16,400
- Yeah?
What would you like?

977
00:31:16,433 --> 00:31:18,403
- I'll do a Tito's and tonic
with a lime.

978
00:31:18,433 --> 00:31:20,273
- With tonic and lime?
Yeah. Brilliant.

979
00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:21,530
Are you kidding me?

980
00:31:21,567 --> 00:31:24,267
This guy's just literally
slept off his hangover

981
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:28,130
He's, like, the superhero
of Alcoholics Anonymous.

982
00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:29,326
[laughs]

983
00:31:29,333 --> 00:31:32,203
- I love you and miss you
and hope you come out.

984
00:31:32,233 --> 00:31:33,473
Wow.

985
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:37,000
- No, they're dead.
You don't understand.

986
00:31:37,033 --> 00:31:38,003
- Hey.

987
00:31:38,033 --> 00:31:39,473
- Hello.

988
00:31:39,467 --> 00:31:41,327
- Yeah, I think Elise
is, like, 30%.

989
00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:43,997
Savannah's, like, negative 30%.

990
00:31:44,033 --> 00:31:45,273
- Benny.
- Yes?

991
00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:47,070
- We're down two for dinner.

992
00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:49,030
- Is that right?
- Yes.

993
00:31:49,066 --> 00:31:51,066
- When guests change their mind
last-minute,

994
00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:53,570
obviously it's gonna affect me.

995
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:54,730
So we're doing six now.

996
00:31:54,734 --> 00:31:56,204
- Yes.

997
00:31:56,233 --> 00:31:58,773
- All right, after you.
- Ooh.

998
00:31:58,767 --> 00:31:59,767
- I like.

999
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,230
- Dude, this is gorgeous.

1000
00:32:01,233 --> 00:32:03,103
- All right, this is my name
right here.

1001
00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:06,030
- Guys, once I put this on,
I'm super sexy,

1002
00:32:06,066 --> 00:32:07,226
and you won't know who I am.

1003
00:32:07,266 --> 00:32:09,096
[laughter]

1004
00:32:09,133 --> 00:32:10,103
- Hey, how're you doing?

1005
00:32:10,133 --> 00:32:11,233
- I'm good, how are you?

1006
00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:12,433
- I don't know, we look good.

1007
00:32:12,467 --> 00:32:13,767
- You guys look awesome.

1008
00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:16,427
- So what exactly
is the theme, officially?

1009
00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:18,097
What are we--
- It's Venetian theme.

1010
00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:21,630
Well, the Venetians actually
came in and settled in Naxos,

1011
00:32:21,667 --> 00:32:23,367
which is the island
we left from.

1012
00:32:23,367 --> 00:32:24,367
- Really?
- Oh.

1013
00:32:24,367 --> 00:32:25,627
- I love it.
- When in Rome.

1014
00:32:25,667 --> 00:32:28,097
- So, guys, would you like
white and rosé with dinner?

1015
00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:29,100
- Just vodka for me.

1016
00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:30,200
- Okay, sure.

1017
00:32:30,233 --> 00:32:31,633
- Vodka!

1018
00:32:31,667 --> 00:32:32,727
- More!
More! More!

1019
00:32:32,767 --> 00:32:33,727
- Pour Patron.

1020
00:32:33,767 --> 00:32:34,727
- Shots on yachts.

1021
00:32:34,767 --> 00:32:36,027
- Hannah, smile!

1022
00:32:36,066 --> 00:32:37,066
- I'm smiling.

1023
00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:38,400
- Okay, cool.

1024
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,530
♪ ♪

1025
00:32:39,533 --> 00:32:42,003
- So this is a beef tartare
with caviar.

1026
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000
- Let's have a shot.

1027
00:32:43,033 --> 00:32:44,373
- Could we have a vodka?

1028
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,470
♪ ♪

1029
00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:47,630
- How goes it, my lady?

1030
00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:49,727
- These guests are being
just disgusting.

1031
00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:54,367
♪ ♪

1032
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,270
- Are you bringing dessert?

1033
00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:58,266
- Uh, I'm gonna bring
the main first.

1034
00:32:58,300 --> 00:32:59,470
- Oh, she looked at you like...

1035
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:01,270
"Um, I'm sorry,
that's not the main."

1036
00:33:01,266 --> 00:33:02,726
- Basically,
you should just tattoo

1037
00:33:02,767 --> 00:33:05,267
"dickhead" across your forehead
and get it over with.

1038
00:33:05,266 --> 00:33:07,366
- You look like a drunk judge.

1039
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,530
- There are drunk judges.

1040
00:33:09,567 --> 00:33:12,267
- Thank God that they're getting
off the boat tomorrow.

1041
00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:14,670
- He's so drunk.
- I know, it's just...

1042
00:33:14,667 --> 00:33:17,097
- It's disgusting.

1043
00:33:19,033 --> 00:33:20,573
- How was the fish?
Are you all done?

1044
00:33:20,567 --> 00:33:21,667
- Yeah, we're all done.

1045
00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:23,430
- Fish was great.
You can take all that.

1046
00:33:23,467 --> 00:33:25,397
But, tequila. Pour.
- Of course, yes.

1047
00:33:25,433 --> 00:33:27,173
- Carry on.
- Thank you.

1048
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,070
- She definitely hates you.

1049
00:33:32,567 --> 00:33:34,127
- Tomorrow's our last day.

1050
00:33:34,166 --> 00:33:36,396
Do you think your wife will see
the end of the charter?

1051
00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:37,573
[laughter]

1052
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,430
- You know what, we may just
have to extend this.

1053
00:33:39,433 --> 00:33:41,673
- [snoring]

1054
00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:43,430
- Look what I got, Jen.

1055
00:33:43,467 --> 00:33:44,697
- Can I finish this?

1056
00:33:44,734 --> 00:33:47,134
- Yeah, as soon as you can
tie a bowline three times.

1057
00:33:48,166 --> 00:33:49,526
Your brain needs to be molded.

1058
00:33:49,567 --> 00:33:51,027
- I'm not in the mood
to tie knots.

1059
00:33:51,033 --> 00:33:52,433
- This is just
basic, basic, basic.

1060
00:33:52,433 --> 00:33:54,173
For someone who's been in
the industry for seven years--

1061
00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:56,266
- You just don't like
the way my knots are.

1062
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,670
- No, Jen,
your knots don't exist.

1063
00:33:57,700 --> 00:33:59,300
There's no such thing
as a Jen knot.

1064
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:02,730
[dramatic orchestral music]

1065
00:34:02,734 --> 00:34:05,604
- Uh, Ben, you never know
what they might order, still.

1066
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,730
- Yeah, that's why I should
probably go to bed

1067
00:34:07,734 --> 00:34:10,534
and then get up, right?
- Yeah.

1068
00:34:10,567 --> 00:34:11,727
- 'Cause I'm pretty f---ing

1069
00:34:11,734 --> 00:34:14,704
these guys are gonna give me
the runaround a lot.

1070
00:34:14,734 --> 00:34:16,034
- I'm not here to be a dick,

1071
00:34:16,066 --> 00:34:17,166
but I want you to do
the bowline.

1072
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,470
Show me right now.

1073
00:34:18,467 --> 00:34:21,297
- Any idiot can tie a bowline
if they just read the book

1074
00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:23,133
on knots for five minutes.

1075
00:34:23,166 --> 00:34:24,396
- I'm surprised
to hear you say that,

1076
00:34:24,433 --> 00:34:26,273
'cause you always say, "Oh,
I know how to tie a bowline,

1077
00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:27,700
I know how to tie a bowline."
- I've never--

1078
00:34:27,734 --> 00:34:29,334
- And then you get put
to the spot and you can't do it.

1079
00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,133
- I'm not the best
deckhand you've had,

1080
00:34:31,166 --> 00:34:32,496
and you're not the best
first mate I've had.

1081
00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:36,400
- The concern we're having right
now is some of the group

1082
00:34:36,433 --> 00:34:38,573
is not necessarily
getting along with Hannah.

1083
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,600
- Vulgar, they're disgusting,
they're rude.

1084
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,370
- You want to stick Tiffany
and Julia more in front of them?

1085
00:34:42,367 --> 00:34:43,467
- Sh--.

1086
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:47,570
- I'm not the best
deckhand you've had,

1087
00:34:49,233 --> 00:34:50,573
and you're not the best
first mate I've had.

1088
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,200
- That's fine--at the end
of the day, you work for me.

1089
00:34:53,233 --> 00:34:54,373
- I'm over him.

1090
00:34:54,367 --> 00:34:56,367
I just want him off my ass.

1091
00:34:56,367 --> 00:34:58,467
- Can't you let me help you?

1092
00:34:58,500 --> 00:34:59,770
- I like to do things on my own.

1093
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,330
It's just my method.
- Okay.

1094
00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:03,367
- I will learn
the exact knot that you want

1095
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,770
and do it that way from now on.

1096
00:35:04,767 --> 00:35:06,097
- That sounds good,
thank you.

1097
00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:07,200
- Yep.

1098
00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:10,333
- Yeah!

1099
00:35:10,367 --> 00:35:12,697
- Yay!
- Whoo!

1100
00:35:12,734 --> 00:35:15,374
-

1101
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,400
- Oh, God,
they're getting naked.

1102
00:35:21,767 --> 00:35:24,127
- They should have
drinking Jenga.

1103
00:35:24,133 --> 00:35:26,373
- Bryan will not leave me alone
about knots.

1104
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,770
F--- you.

1105
00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:32,400
I don't care if he meant it in,
like, a harmless way,

1106
00:35:32,433 --> 00:35:33,773
it sounds dick.

1107
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,130
You know, anyone can know about
lines if you read a book

1108
00:35:36,133 --> 00:35:38,203
on 100 knots for,
like, 50 minutes.

1109
00:35:38,233 --> 00:35:40,233
I hate him.

1110
00:35:48,133 --> 00:35:51,133
[upbeat instrumental music]

1111
00:35:51,133 --> 00:35:56,133
♪ ♪

1112
00:35:56,133 --> 00:35:57,533
- Captain Mark,
Captain Mark.

1113
00:35:57,567 --> 00:35:59,067
- Go ahead, Bryan.

1114
00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:00,230
- Let us know, and we're ready
to start pulling anchor.

1115
00:36:00,266 --> 00:36:01,526
- Go ahead and start.

1116
00:36:01,567 --> 00:36:03,697
[anchor whirring]

1117
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,300
- Anchor in the pocket.

1118
00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:07,330
- Thank you.

1119
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
- Oh, man, you know what Daniel
asked me, he was like,

1120
00:36:12,033 --> 00:36:14,433
"So I was thinking maybe
can I use the Jet Skis

1121
00:36:14,467 --> 00:36:16,297
to go and explore?"

1122
00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:18,173
I was like, "F---.
Absolutely not."

1123
00:36:18,166 --> 00:36:19,396
He should've just been fired
a long time ago.

1124
00:36:19,433 --> 00:36:20,703
- Right.
- We should've,

1125
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,570
'cause we could've avoided
all of this drama

1126
00:36:22,567 --> 00:36:24,127
if we would've
just pinged him out

1127
00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:25,126
at the very beginning.

1128
00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:26,296
He's toxic.

1129
00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:28,300
- Hey, Jen, have you, uh,

1130
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:30,570
spoken to Bryan at all?

1131
00:36:30,567 --> 00:36:32,167
- Yeah, I spoke to him.

1132
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,500
- He was like,
"All right, let's do knots,"

1133
00:36:33,533 --> 00:36:34,773
and I was like,
"I don't want to do knots."

1134
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,230
I don't want to be asked
questions.

1135
00:36:36,266 --> 00:36:37,526
- Well, then you told him.

1136
00:36:37,567 --> 00:36:39,527
So what did he say
when you told him off, though?

1137
00:36:39,567 --> 00:36:43,127
- "I understand your opinion,
but I'm still your boss."

1138
00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:45,426
Bitch, you were never my boss.
- [laughs]

1139
00:36:45,433 --> 00:36:46,673
- And then I got annoying Jen.

1140
00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:48,000
- Oh, she's annoying
the sh-- out of me.

1141
00:36:48,033 --> 00:36:49,333
- She thinks--
- She's a know-it-all.

1142
00:36:49,367 --> 00:36:51,467
- You don't even know
how to tie two knots.

1143
00:36:51,467 --> 00:36:53,197
- She's got a sh--y attitude.

1144
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,730
She, you know, she gave me sh--
last night.

1145
00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:56,434
She goes, "Bryan, you know,
I just want you to know

1146
00:36:56,467 --> 00:36:57,727
I think you're being
really mean."

1147
00:36:57,734 --> 00:37:00,204
Like, I'm the nicest
first mate I've ever met.

1148
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,430
- Like, when you talk to him,

1149
00:37:01,467 --> 00:37:03,267
it's like talking
to just a f---ing wall.

1150
00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:04,600
- Oh, yeah.

1151
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,300
I'm at that point where
I can't really say nothing,

1152
00:37:06,333 --> 00:37:07,433
so I'm just gonna do my job.

1153
00:37:07,467 --> 00:37:09,297
My work has to speak for itself.

1154
00:37:09,333 --> 00:37:11,303
That's so cool you told him off,
though.

1155
00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:12,603
That's legit.
I respect that.

1156
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,600
- Thanks.

1157
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,600
[upbeat music]

1158
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:21,470
♪ ♪

1159
00:37:21,467 --> 00:37:22,467
- What are you kids up to?

1160
00:37:22,467 --> 00:37:24,327
- Hello.
- Hi.

1161
00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,197
- Troublemakers.

1162
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,200
- Pop quiz: where are we?

1163
00:37:27,233 --> 00:37:29,233
- Paros.
- Yay.

1164
00:37:29,266 --> 00:37:31,066
- Are we still on for
a 10:00 breakfast, do you think?

1165
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:32,470
- Yeah.
- Who's not up?

1166
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,700
- Them two are not up.

1167
00:37:34,734 --> 00:37:36,174
- What do you mean them two?

1168
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,600
Those two.
Okay. Cool.

1169
00:37:37,633 --> 00:37:39,233
- Those two.

1170
00:37:39,266 --> 00:37:42,226
It's Ben's manner and his tone
sometimes that I feel

1171
00:37:42,233 --> 00:37:44,373
he's very belittling,
very condescending,

1172
00:37:44,367 --> 00:37:45,697
and very dismissive.

1173
00:37:45,734 --> 00:37:47,604
- All right, that couple.

1174
00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:48,773
- It's gonna be amazing,

1175
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,427
'cause they've been down there
awhile.

1176
00:37:50,467 --> 00:37:53,097
[laughter]

1177
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:55,500
- Why don't we just throw out
the waffles and bacon now.

1178
00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:56,570
- Yep.

1179
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,230
- And then we'll do
the omelets,

1180
00:37:58,266 --> 00:38:00,626
We'll say Ben's got some nice
omelets on the way as well.

1181
00:38:00,667 --> 00:38:02,227
- Perfect.

1182
00:38:02,233 --> 00:38:04,703
- If you have 90 minutes of
prep, it better be pretty good.

1183
00:38:04,734 --> 00:38:06,504
- The more we complain
about the service,

1184
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:07,730
the faster we'll get stuff.

1185
00:38:07,767 --> 00:38:08,767
- Here we go.

1186
00:38:08,767 --> 00:38:09,997
- Yay.

1187
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,370
- I've got some waffles for you.

1188
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,000
- 90 minutes of prep
for waffles.

1189
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,200
- Some crispy bacon.
- Great.

1190
00:38:18,233 --> 00:38:20,103
- Ben's just preparing
an omelet for you.

1191
00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:22,073
- One omelet for all of us?

1192
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:23,270
- Yeah, he's gonna make
just one.

1193
00:38:23,266 --> 00:38:24,266
- Oh.

1194
00:38:24,266 --> 00:38:26,726
- [laughs]

1195
00:38:26,767 --> 00:38:29,467
- Sorry for your 90-minute wait,
we have waffles.

1196
00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:34,630
- How long is it gonna be before
she gets back here?

1197
00:38:34,667 --> 00:38:36,197
- Oh, let's get Hannah
to come back.

1198
00:38:38,567 --> 00:38:39,667
- She's kryptonite.

1199
00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:41,130
- It's just not even funny.

1200
00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:43,666
I'm like, ugh.

1201
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:46,130
- Vodka and grapefruit juice.

1202
00:38:46,166 --> 00:38:47,526
- Must be fresh.

1203
00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:49,003
- Is there a problem with it?

1204
00:38:49,033 --> 00:38:50,533
- There's just
lots of seeds in it.

1205
00:38:50,533 --> 00:38:52,303
- Oh, do you want me
to strain it out for you?

1206
00:38:52,333 --> 00:38:53,433
'Cause I can if you want.

1207
00:38:53,433 --> 00:38:54,673
- Oh, yeah, that'd be awesome.

1208
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:58,430
- Yeah.
- Strain it.

1209
00:38:58,433 --> 00:39:01,173
- This is exactly what
I was talking about.

1210
00:39:01,166 --> 00:39:03,426
- I thought I heard it all,
but this is new to me.

1211
00:39:03,467 --> 00:39:05,567
All the seeds in it,
because it's fresh juice.

1212
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,230
I've never met so many
knob rashes in my life.

1213
00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:12,000
What's it got in it?

1214
00:39:12,033 --> 00:39:15,503
- Feta, mushroom, tomato,
and broccoli.

1215
00:39:15,533 --> 00:39:16,633
- There you go.

1216
00:39:16,667 --> 00:39:17,697
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

1217
00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:18,700
- Oh!
- Oh!

1218
00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:21,170
[cheers and applause]
- Fancy!

1219
00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:24,266
- And I've got a bit of
fanciness to that.

1220
00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:25,670
- Yeah.

1221
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:26,700
- Can I get you anything else?

1222
00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,430
Are you good for the moment?

1223
00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,567
- Just for--I'm gonna need
another one before too long.

1224
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,230
- Anyone else? All good?

1225
00:39:32,266 --> 00:39:34,696
- You got to anticipate
the drink's gonna take a while,

1226
00:39:34,734 --> 00:39:37,534
and order your next drink before
you finished your first drink.

1227
00:39:37,567 --> 00:39:39,027
[laughter]

1228
00:39:41,467 --> 00:39:43,727
- Can they not see
I'm right in front of them?

1229
00:39:43,734 --> 00:39:46,474
That is just rude.

1230
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:47,670
- Are we ready to drop now?

1231
00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:49,000
- Yep, ready now.

1232
00:39:49,033 --> 00:39:52,673
[chain rattling]

1233
00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:54,600
Kay, it looks good to me
for now.

1234
00:39:54,633 --> 00:39:56,703
- Looking good, feeling good.

1235
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,470
- [laughs]

1236
00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:02,600
Do you remember
where the captain's--

1237
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,430
Is it--
it's the next one, right?

1238
00:40:05,467 --> 00:40:06,567
[knocking]

1239
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,070
Captain?
- Yes?

1240
00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:10,170
- Can we come in?
- Absolutely.

1241
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:14,170
- So, um, there's an opportunity
for us to stay longer.

1242
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,200
- Okay.

1243
00:40:15,233 --> 00:40:16,433
- So Katie and I have decided

1244
00:40:16,467 --> 00:40:18,627
that that's what
we prefer to do.

1245
00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:21,733
- Okay, great.
- Stay here tonight in Mykonos.

1246
00:40:21,767 --> 00:40:23,027
- Okay, perfect.

1247
00:40:23,066 --> 00:40:24,026
- Tomorrow, we want to go
to Santorini.

1248
00:40:24,066 --> 00:40:25,166
- Wow.

1249
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,170
That's a pretty good hike.

1250
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,170
[laughter]

1251
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:28,200
- Let me work it out.

1252
00:40:28,233 --> 00:40:29,203
- All right.

1253
00:40:29,233 --> 00:40:30,233
- Let me see what we can do.

1254
00:40:30,266 --> 00:40:31,726
- Also, since we're gonna be
here longer,

1255
00:40:31,767 --> 00:40:34,097
the concern we're having
right now is some of the group

1256
00:40:34,133 --> 00:40:37,173
is not necessarily getting
along with Hannah too well.

1257
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,730
[dramatic music]

1258
00:40:43,033 --> 00:40:44,073
The concern we're having right
now is some of the group

1259
00:40:45,533 --> 00:40:50,073
is not necessarily getting along
with Hannah too well.

1260
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:52,070
So if... Tiffany?
- Mm-hmm.

1261
00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:54,630
- Could perhaps have a little
more face time with us,

1262
00:40:54,633 --> 00:40:57,103
that'd be better.
- Okay.

1263
00:40:57,133 --> 00:40:58,403
- Cool.
- Thanks, Captain.

1264
00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,600
- Appreciate it.
- Sounds good.

1265
00:40:59,633 --> 00:41:01,103
both: Thank you.

1266
00:41:01,133 --> 00:41:02,773
- Bryan, Bryan, can you meet me
in the bridge, please?

1267
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,330
- Okay, copy that.

1268
00:41:04,367 --> 00:41:07,497
- Uh, Hannah and Ben, I need you
guys up here as well.

1269
00:41:10,433 --> 00:41:13,203
So Jesse just came up to me
and said that they're extending

1270
00:41:13,233 --> 00:41:15,073
their charter for two nights.

1271
00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:17,070
- What?
- Oh, wow.

1272
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:18,470
- Are you f---ing serious?

1273
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:21,100
- The idea is to stay tonight
in Mykonos,

1274
00:41:21,133 --> 00:41:23,003
and then travel
all the way to Santorini,

1275
00:41:23,033 --> 00:41:24,403
at which time the guests
will be departing

1276
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,470
at 1:00 in the morning.

1277
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:26,570
Wild, huh?

1278
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,370
- Are you excited?

1279
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,370
You look excited.

1280
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,370
- [chuckles]

1281
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,530
[laughter]

1282
00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:36,133
- So that's it.

1283
00:41:36,166 --> 00:41:37,226
- All right,
thanks, Captain.

1284
00:41:37,266 --> 00:41:39,026
- So, Hannah.

1285
00:41:39,033 --> 00:41:41,133
I think they've
kind of perceived

1286
00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:42,996
that you're not real happy
with their presence

1287
00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:44,003
and their behavior.

1288
00:41:44,033 --> 00:41:45,703
- In my five years in yachting,

1289
00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:49,370
I've never had anyone go to
the captain about my service.

1290
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,030
You know that we have done,
what, seven charters now,

1291
00:41:52,033 --> 00:41:53,633
and every guest has always said,

1292
00:41:53,667 --> 00:41:55,997
"She's always smiling,
it doesn't matter what time."

1293
00:41:56,033 --> 00:41:57,003
That's me as a person.

1294
00:41:57,033 --> 00:41:58,133
That's me as a chief stew.

1295
00:41:58,166 --> 00:41:59,626
I can only be pushed so far.

1296
00:41:59,667 --> 00:42:00,767
To be honest,
they're vulgar,

1297
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,570
they're disgusting,
they're rude.

1298
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,770
I'm kind of disappointed
in myself, to be honest.

1299
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,400
They should not be able to see

1300
00:42:06,433 --> 00:42:07,773
that I'm not impressed
with them.

1301
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,230
- You want to stick Tiffany
and Julia more in front of them?

1302
00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:12,366
- I can only be, like,
pushed so far

1303
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,430
before it's gonna be apparent

1304
00:42:14,433 --> 00:42:19,003
that I'm getting a little bit
sick of being treated like sh--.

1305
00:42:19,033 --> 00:42:20,303
- Next on "Below Deck Med"...

1306
00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:21,703
- I want to come home.

1307
00:42:21,734 --> 00:42:23,474
I just want to get through
this charter.

1308
00:42:23,467 --> 00:42:25,427
I just want to get through it
and get off the boat.

1309
00:42:27,633 --> 00:42:30,333
- Let's take a couple.
Me and you right here.

1310
00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:31,473
- I can't have my phone out.

1311
00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:33,200
These guys are hypocrites.

1312
00:42:33,233 --> 00:42:34,403
Really isn't fair.

1313
00:42:34,433 --> 00:42:36,003
- Watch the road, Daniel-son.

1314
00:42:36,033 --> 00:42:37,603
I don't trust Daniel,
period.

1315
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,270
I know he's gonna do something
bad with his phone,

1316
00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:40,730
and I'm keeping an eye out.

1317
00:42:40,734 --> 00:42:42,604
- Put your, uh,
info in there.

1318
00:42:42,633 --> 00:42:45,133
- How you talk to me sometimes
is very condescending,

1319
00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:47,026
and you went to private school
in England--

1320
00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:48,726
the upper crust people
I would avoid.

1321
00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:50,034
- It was the people like Jules

1322
00:42:50,066 --> 00:42:51,726
that were pointing that finger
at me,

1323
00:42:51,734 --> 00:42:54,034
going,
"You're a snobby bastard."

1324
00:42:54,066 --> 00:42:55,426
Screw you.

1325
00:43:00,433 --> 00:43:02,603
For more information
on "Below Deck Med,"

1326
00:43:02,633 --> 00:43:05,473
go to BravoTV.com.


