1 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:03,400 - Previously on "Below Deck Med"... 2 00:00:04,433 --> 00:00:09,173 - Daniel-san! Daniel-san! 3 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,100 - I'm so sick of him getting in the way of me doing my job. 4 00:00:12,133 --> 00:00:14,273 - Jen, tie that line now. - As soon as you get any slack 5 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:16,100 on any of these lines, pull it in. 6 00:00:16,133 --> 00:00:18,033 - Sháá, sháá, sháá, sháá. - Stay down. 7 00:00:18,033 --> 00:00:20,103 - He's not gonna make it. 8 00:00:20,133 --> 00:00:23,403 - [speaking indistinctly] 9 00:00:23,433 --> 00:00:25,373 I've always got my eye on Bobby. 10 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,130 especially when he's without his top. 11 00:00:27,166 --> 00:00:29,166 - And we're gonna call this the MVP tip. 12 00:00:29,166 --> 00:00:31,426 Daniel-san, get over here. 13 00:00:31,433 --> 00:00:33,103 - Thank you. - Good job. 14 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:34,433 - Hey, Danny, I'll take that. 15 00:00:34,467 --> 00:00:37,027 [laughter] 16 00:00:37,033 --> 00:00:38,733 - Am I supposed to, like, take it as a compliment 17 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:40,334 that you didn't try and get me fired? 18 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:42,333 - I just wasn't gonna be dobbed for a bad tip. 19 00:00:42,367 --> 00:00:44,197 - And now you're worried about our fáááing tip. 20 00:00:44,233 --> 00:00:46,533 - I don't know why you like to start drama, Hannah. 21 00:00:50,066 --> 00:00:51,466 - Get the fááá away from me. 22 00:00:51,467 --> 00:00:54,027 - Daniel, Daniel. - Keep stepping. 23 00:00:54,066 --> 00:00:55,066 - What? 24 00:00:55,066 --> 00:00:56,666 [horn blares] 25 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:59,670 [upbeat music] 26 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:07,700 ♪ ♪ 27 00:01:12,033 --> 00:01:14,203 - You think I have an ugly personality? 28 00:01:14,233 --> 00:01:15,603 - Absolutely. - Look who everyone 29 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,130 fáááing hates on this boat, mate. 30 00:01:20,367 --> 00:01:23,267 One nasty-ass personality. 31 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:27,230 - Guys, where did that all come from? 32 00:01:27,233 --> 00:01:29,503 - I have a lot of loyalty towards Ben. 33 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:31,230 He's the only one that I can trust. 34 00:01:31,233 --> 00:01:33,373 - I've put some money down. I'm gonna get her. 35 00:01:33,367 --> 00:01:35,297 - Here, Danny, you can have that. 36 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:38,703 [laughter] - Daniel. 37 00:01:38,734 --> 00:01:40,734 - Get these cameras off me, please. 38 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,297 Now, please. - Hannah, Hannah. 39 00:01:43,333 --> 00:01:45,733 - Julia. 40 00:01:45,767 --> 00:01:47,327 - Like, you gotta be professional. 41 00:01:47,367 --> 00:01:48,767 - Dude, I'm off the clock. 42 00:01:48,767 --> 00:01:50,997 There's no professionalism right now. 43 00:01:53,533 --> 00:01:56,233 - Moving on, swiftly. - MVP, baby. 44 00:01:56,233 --> 00:01:57,603 [laughter] 45 00:01:57,633 --> 00:01:59,703 MVP. - Most valuable pussy. 46 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:04,503 - And you love to eat it too, baby. 47 00:02:04,533 --> 00:02:07,603 - I try to help Danny. I try to stick up for him. 48 00:02:07,633 --> 00:02:10,103 But he takes it too far. 49 00:02:10,133 --> 00:02:11,273 - Drop it. Let's all drop it. 50 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:12,530 Okay, we're dropping it. 51 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:14,397 - Where did that come from? 52 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,000 - Ben said something to me, and Daniel turned around, 53 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,530 and he was like, "You know what? 54 00:02:17,533 --> 00:02:20,403 Everywhere you fáááing go, honey, you just cause drama." 55 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,330 This is what happens in the galley all the time. 56 00:02:23,367 --> 00:02:26,327 Something's going on between me and Ben, and he steps in. 57 00:02:26,367 --> 00:02:28,227 So what did you say that we were gonna do? 58 00:02:28,266 --> 00:02:31,526 - I said we were doing prawns for the main course. 59 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:33,467 - You did say the shrimp was the main-- 60 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:35,000 - I said it a million times. 61 00:02:35,033 --> 00:02:37,003 - He's taking Ben's side. 62 00:02:37,033 --> 00:02:39,533 You're a fáááing pleb junior deckhand. 63 00:02:39,567 --> 00:02:43,297 You have no business getting in the fáááing middle 64 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:45,273 of the chief steward and the chef. 65 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:47,000 I still have respect for Ben. - Yeah. 66 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:50,703 - But this one now, he's going fáááing down. 67 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:54,430 I will go out of my way now to annihilate that man. 68 00:02:54,433 --> 00:02:56,033 Ah. What am I even doing? 69 00:02:56,033 --> 00:02:59,003 I can't call him a man. He's fáááing 3'7". 70 00:03:00,166 --> 00:03:02,566 - Let's go. 71 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,000 - Dude, here's the thing, though. 72 00:03:04,033 --> 00:03:06,233 She always says something to someone else. 73 00:03:06,266 --> 00:03:08,026 I'm just fed up with her. 74 00:03:08,033 --> 00:03:09,773 - Look, mate, if you're rude to her, 75 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,770 you won't be able to help me anymore. 76 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,570 Danny has a mouth like a wind chime in a hurricane. 77 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:18,000 He's kinda digging himself in a bigger hole. 78 00:03:18,033 --> 00:03:20,033 - I hate fake-ass fáááing people, man. 79 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,773 - [laughing] He's such a little sháá. 80 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,000 [upbeat music] 81 00:03:26,033 --> 00:03:27,203 ♪ ♪ 82 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,700 Come on, put this in Hannah's bed. 83 00:03:30,734 --> 00:03:33,574 This is really bad. 84 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,670 - Yes! - [speaks indistinctly] 85 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:36,200 Jen, we need a condom. 86 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,730 - Let's what? 87 00:03:37,734 --> 00:03:40,304 - Where do I find a condom? 88 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:44,600 - There's none in there. Close it. 89 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,470 - You have one? - I have a condom I'll give you. 90 00:03:46,467 --> 00:03:47,727 Jesus. - All right. 91 00:03:47,767 --> 00:03:50,597 Sex ed. - You know how to use this? 92 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:53,730 - She's actually lost the plot. - Oh, my God. 93 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,204 No, you gotta hold it at the top and slide it down. 94 00:03:56,200 --> 00:04:00,030 All crew, all crew, Sex Ed 101 is beginning in the crew mess. 95 00:04:00,066 --> 00:04:01,566 You gotta let some more loose. 96 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,300 - You're really stretching this bad boy. 97 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:05,703 Like, break it. 98 00:04:05,734 --> 00:04:08,104 - I guess the only time you'll catch me putting a condom on 99 00:04:08,133 --> 00:04:09,503 is on a vegetable. 100 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,200 - So rubbery. - [laughs] 101 00:04:15,367 --> 00:04:17,597 - Oh, sháá. Here she is. 102 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:20,203 - Where have you been? - As far away as I can 103 00:04:20,233 --> 00:04:23,303 from Danny as possible. - I get it, babe. 104 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:26,333 - Ben, would you mind if we have a cigarette? 105 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:31,503 - Even you know that wasn't nice. 106 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:32,630 - What? What Danny did? 107 00:04:32,633 --> 00:04:34,433 I didn't ask him to do that. 108 00:04:34,467 --> 00:04:37,227 That came out of the blue. 109 00:04:37,266 --> 00:04:40,626 - And secondly, all I asked you for tonight 110 00:04:40,633 --> 00:04:42,633 was whether you would like to be work colleagues 111 00:04:42,633 --> 00:04:44,203 or whether you'd like to be friends. 112 00:04:44,233 --> 00:04:46,073 I'd like a really defined line. 113 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:48,400 One I will be emotionally invested in, 114 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,500 and one I will not. 115 00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:52,133 - What's easier for me? 116 00:04:52,133 --> 00:04:56,273 - It's probably easier for you 117 00:04:56,266 --> 00:04:57,996 to be a work colleague of mine. 118 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,470 Maybe I thought we were friends, 119 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:03,530 and for him, I was just somebody that he worked with. 120 00:05:03,567 --> 00:05:06,397 And that's fine too, but I want to know that then. 121 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:08,233 The reason I've been getting upset 122 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:11,366 is because I feel like we're friends. 123 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,670 - You see, when we're successful work colleagues, 124 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:16,127 we can be friends too. 125 00:05:16,133 --> 00:05:20,333 - Okay. You're a work colleague then. 126 00:05:20,367 --> 00:05:22,227 - Okay, well, I'll do that then. 127 00:05:22,266 --> 00:05:23,626 - Wow. 128 00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:26,397 - Let's reasonably look at this equation. 129 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:30,030 We almost had a full-on war 130 00:05:30,066 --> 00:05:32,666 over the discrepancy of a word 131 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,500 labeling a dish. 132 00:05:34,533 --> 00:05:36,433 Can you imagine if we were 133 00:05:36,467 --> 00:05:38,267 romantically involved with each other? 134 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:40,630 - [sobbing] 135 00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:43,267 Oh, my God. 136 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:46,270 [solemn electronic music] 137 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:48,430 ♪ ♪ 138 00:05:48,467 --> 00:05:50,697 [sniffles] 139 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:52,370 [exhales deeply] 140 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,770 [upbeat music] 141 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:05,000 ♪ ♪ 142 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:10,300 [sniffles and sighs] 143 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:12,330 - Well, don't you look dashing? 144 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:15,073 Did you get a cup of tea yet? - Mm-hmm. 145 00:06:15,066 --> 00:06:17,166 - Okay. - I did. 146 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,200 - Look at all this. 147 00:06:18,233 --> 00:06:19,473 - Bryan, this crew area is a mess. 148 00:06:19,467 --> 00:06:20,597 - [exhales sharply] 149 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,000 - Could you please make sure that whoever 150 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:23,673 is on crew mess detail 151 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:25,570 keeps this place clean. - You got it, Captain. 152 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,200 I'm not gonna fail the captain, 153 00:06:27,233 --> 00:06:28,603 and I'm gonna do whatever it takes 154 00:06:28,633 --> 00:06:31,403 to make sure the job gets done and it gets done correctly. 155 00:06:34,467 --> 00:06:36,727 - I believe it's Jules. - Oh. 156 00:06:36,734 --> 00:06:38,534 - Lucky Jules. - Yeah. 157 00:06:38,567 --> 00:06:39,527 - Bobby? - Huh? 158 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:40,727 - Can you come here for a sec? 159 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,334 - Oh, gah! 160 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:45,333 Yeah? 161 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,300 Oh, my God. 162 00:06:48,333 --> 00:06:49,673 I got titty in my face. 163 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:53,230 Can I help you with anything? 164 00:06:53,233 --> 00:06:54,733 - [laughing] 165 00:06:54,767 --> 00:06:56,027 I'll just get out. 166 00:06:56,066 --> 00:06:57,366 Pause for a second... 167 00:06:57,367 --> 00:06:58,627 Smells good in here. - Does it? 168 00:06:58,633 --> 00:07:00,073 - And see what happens. 169 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:03,200 - Come here. I need hugs. Honey, I'm so... 170 00:07:07,734 --> 00:07:09,074 [both laugh] 171 00:07:11,367 --> 00:07:13,227 Bobby, to me, is very pretty, 172 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:16,103 and he's someone to play with. 173 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:18,200 I didn't play with him before 174 00:07:18,233 --> 00:07:20,503 because I didn't really know where it was going with Ben. 175 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:22,630 Mmm. 176 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:24,167 I'm definitely the type of person 177 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,100 that if I want something, I go out and get it. 178 00:07:26,133 --> 00:07:28,333 So now, I'm gonna pick up the shiny toy. 179 00:07:29,633 --> 00:07:32,233 - Mm-hmm. - [laughs] 180 00:07:32,233 --> 00:07:34,303 - Daniel, Daniel, Bryan. 181 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:35,373 - Go for Daniel. 182 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,130 - Meet me in the sky lounge. 183 00:07:37,133 --> 00:07:38,133 - Sure thing. 184 00:07:38,133 --> 00:07:41,403 [upbeat music] 185 00:07:41,433 --> 00:07:44,003 - So why don't you head outside? Take this pen and paper. 186 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,730 What I wanted to do is have you write down 187 00:07:45,767 --> 00:07:48,397 what you think that I think we need to work on 188 00:07:48,433 --> 00:07:50,003 to move forward with you. 189 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,130 I don't know what else I can do to work with Daniel. 190 00:07:52,133 --> 00:07:54,103 I'm trying everything I can. 191 00:07:54,133 --> 00:07:56,273 And now you went and did it behind our backs. 192 00:07:56,266 --> 00:07:57,666 You're literally that stupid. 193 00:07:57,700 --> 00:07:59,730 - Daniel, I want to see the supermodels. 194 00:07:59,767 --> 00:08:01,597 Oh. [chuckles] 195 00:08:01,633 --> 00:08:03,633 - There you go, man. 196 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:05,997 - But if this doesn't work, 197 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,400 I don't know what else will. 198 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,230 Make a list, and I'll be right out. 199 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:14,230 - So what happened last night after I left? 200 00:08:14,266 --> 00:08:17,126 - Um, Ben pretty much tried to set him straight. 201 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:19,096 Like, "That was not your place to go there." 202 00:08:19,133 --> 00:08:21,533 And we started calling him out on it, 203 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:23,297 or at least I did. 204 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:26,170 - I'm seriously making it my third job on this boat 205 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:29,026 to make his life a living fáááing hell. 206 00:08:29,033 --> 00:08:33,573 Danny has got pictures of the charter guests... 207 00:08:33,567 --> 00:08:36,997 and their asses on his phone. - Yeah. 208 00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:40,373 - He was showing the other charter guests. 209 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,700 - Yeah. - Okay. 210 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:44,270 I think I'm gonna go and have a little chat with the captain. 211 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:46,430 Can you help me make his life a living hell? 212 00:08:46,467 --> 00:08:48,267 - I already make his life a living hell. 213 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:52,170 - I know. Had to mention now that we've joined forces. 214 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:54,566 It's gonna be awesome. 215 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,697 - How's our list going? 216 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:58,230 - So here's what I got. 217 00:08:58,266 --> 00:09:00,526 "Be less chatty with the guests. 218 00:09:00,567 --> 00:09:03,027 Focus more on my team than the guests." 219 00:09:03,066 --> 00:09:05,696 - Yeah, good. - "Keep my phone away. 220 00:09:05,734 --> 00:09:09,134 "If a heated argument arises in a different department, 221 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:10,326 just don't jump in." 222 00:09:10,367 --> 00:09:12,067 - Any other department is just none of our business. 223 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:14,200 - Yeah. I think those are the big-- 224 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,130 the big key points. 225 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:18,326 - Yeah. So let's just work on that, 226 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:20,433 and let's have a good charter. 227 00:09:20,467 --> 00:09:22,197 Now he's got no excuse 228 00:09:22,233 --> 00:09:24,173 when he breaks those rules that he wrote down 229 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,430 that he knows I want him to do. 230 00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:28,397 And hold on to that list. - Okay. 231 00:09:28,433 --> 00:09:31,403 [upbeat music] 232 00:09:31,433 --> 00:09:34,033 ♪ ♪ 233 00:09:34,066 --> 00:09:37,296 - Julia's got a boyfriend. Hannah's flirting with me. 234 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:40,103 I don't know. It's a tough juggle. 235 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:41,370 - Is she okay? Have you seen her? 236 00:09:41,367 --> 00:09:43,367 - Yeah. - Yeah? 237 00:09:46,734 --> 00:09:48,504 She was livid last night. 238 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:51,470 - She pretty much wants to end Daniel-san. 239 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:54,330 - It's all just too much drama for me to take. 240 00:09:54,367 --> 00:09:58,097 It's becoming quite tiresome and draining. 241 00:09:58,133 --> 00:09:59,733 - I did. I needed it. 242 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:02,097 - What'd you do? 243 00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:04,333 And got away from you crazy people. 244 00:10:06,633 --> 00:10:09,633 [upbeat music] 245 00:10:09,633 --> 00:10:17,573 ♪ ♪ 246 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,070 - It's payback time, honey. 247 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,770 Have you got a second? 248 00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:23,067 Um... 249 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,330 I feel the need to bring something to your attention. 250 00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:27,127 - M'kay. 251 00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:30,773 - Danny has been taking photos of charter guests, 252 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,500 and this last charter, he has 253 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,133 been showing other charter guests 254 00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:37,526 photos of the girls from our previous charters. 255 00:10:37,533 --> 00:10:39,003 - Showing the clients? 256 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,470 [tense music] 257 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,470 - Discretion is number one in this industry, 258 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,530 and, you know, the amount I've seen 259 00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:49,333 on the boats I've worked on, I don't talk about it 260 00:10:49,367 --> 00:10:51,997 because that's what they pay me for. 261 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,500 That is such an invasion of privacy 262 00:10:54,533 --> 00:10:57,403 on a place that they come to feel secure and safe. 263 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,270 It's pretty much the opposite 264 00:10:59,266 --> 00:11:01,196 of everything we do in yachting, 265 00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:04,273 and it's just getting to be a little bit too much now. 266 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:07,230 Usually that's something you'd get the boot for pretty quickly. 267 00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:10,166 So, I just wanted to give you the heads-up. 268 00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:12,166 - Okay. - Thank you. 269 00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:14,696 - I've never had anybody that's as ethically 270 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:16,700 professionally challenged as he is. 271 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:18,370 Danny, Danny, Mark. 272 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,500 - Go for Daniel. 273 00:11:20,533 --> 00:11:22,703 - Could you respond to the upper salon, please? 274 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:24,400 - Sure thing, Captain. Be there in a moment. 275 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,433 - Thank you. 276 00:11:26,433 --> 00:11:29,103 - Oh, hey, Cap. 277 00:11:29,133 --> 00:11:30,773 - We need to sweep this up. - Okay, do you want to? 278 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,530 - No. 279 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:33,767 - You are going way too fáááing far. 280 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,030 - You need to chill out. 281 00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:36,033 - You don't speak to her like that. 282 00:11:36,033 --> 00:11:37,303 - Get out of my face right now. 283 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:38,470 - What the fááá is wrong with you? 284 00:11:42,066 --> 00:11:42,296 [upbeat music] 285 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:46,703 - Oh, hey, Cap. 286 00:11:46,734 --> 00:11:48,674 - Yeah. It's come to my attention 287 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:52,000 that you may be taking pictures of guests 288 00:11:52,033 --> 00:11:55,303 and then even going as far as showing them to other guests. 289 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:56,533 - I probably shouldn't have done that. 290 00:11:56,567 --> 00:11:57,697 - Mm-mm. - No. 291 00:11:57,734 --> 00:11:59,534 - You know, what we're all about is discretion... 292 00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:01,197 - Yeah. - And confidentiality. 293 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,270 What happens on a yacht stays on a yacht. 294 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:06,670 You shouldn't have pictures of any guests on your camera. 295 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:10,530 - Okay. Understood. 296 00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:13,197 I--I see what you're saying. I apologize. 297 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,730 When a new crew member makes a rookie mistake, 298 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,474 it's hard to discipline them 299 00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:19,067 based on something they didn't even know they were doing wrong. 300 00:12:19,066 --> 00:12:21,066 You've come clean with me about what's happened, 301 00:12:21,066 --> 00:12:22,566 and I appreciate that. 302 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,070 But I am gonna take your phone 303 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,600 when we've got charter guests on board. 304 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,300 So tomorrow morning, before the charter guests arrive, 305 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,573 I expect you to come up to me and hand me that phone. 306 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,700 And as soon as they step off, I'll hand it back to you. 307 00:12:32,734 --> 00:12:34,374 - If you feel like you need to take it, 308 00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:36,767 then I understand. - I do feel that way. 309 00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:39,297 I don't trust you enough that you'll do the right thing 310 00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:44,073 to keep your phone out of public view. 311 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:47,100 - It's like I can't win, but I'm not gonna give up. 312 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,500 They're not gonna drive me so insane 313 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,770 that I'm gonna get off this yacht. 314 00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:52,497 No, I'm staying here. 315 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:55,600 Understood. 316 00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:58,333 [upbeat music] 317 00:12:58,367 --> 00:12:59,767 - Hannah, Ben, and Bryan, 318 00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:01,367 could you guys all come to the bridge? 319 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,100 - Good evening, Captain. - Hey, Captain. 320 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,330 - Good evening, guys. - Linda. 321 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,727 I love it when the primary charter guest is a chick. 322 00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:09,127 - They're all chicks. 323 00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:10,273 - Oh! - Oh, wow. 324 00:13:10,266 --> 00:13:13,266 - Primary charter guest is Linda P. Jones. 325 00:13:13,266 --> 00:13:17,096 She is the CEO of a company called "Be Wealthy and Smart." 326 00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:19,273 She shows people how to build wealth by investing 327 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:22,466 in economic cycles and creating luxury brand businesses. 328 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,270 - Holy smokes. They're intelligent. 329 00:13:24,266 --> 00:13:26,626 - She's bringing on board a group of her closest friends 330 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,127 for a girls' retreat. 331 00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:30,126 There is going to be an early evening beach dinner 332 00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:33,003 with bonfire at sunset and s'mores. 333 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,070 - I love cooking outside, 334 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:37,630 out of my little sweaty enclosure. 335 00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:39,527 I'm actually looking forward to it. 336 00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:41,403 All right, Sounds good. 337 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,530 - What is a "smur"? 338 00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,273 - S'more. - I've never heard of it. 339 00:13:45,266 --> 00:13:46,526 - They're crazy. Yeah. - "Smur." 340 00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:48,333 A "sch'more." S'more. 341 00:13:48,367 --> 00:13:50,097 Ah, it's gonna be like "burgular." 342 00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,573 I can't pronounce that word either. 343 00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:53,367 - It's graham cracker, marshmallow, and chocolate. 344 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,400 - They're a well-known thing in the States. 345 00:13:56,433 --> 00:13:59,173 Day two, Hannah's gonna arrange to bring a jeweler on board, 346 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,300 and we're gonna finish that up with a formal dinner. 347 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,003 - Okay, Captain, thank you. - All right. 348 00:14:03,033 --> 00:14:04,373 - Thanks, Captain. See you in the morning. 349 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,370 [upbeat music] 350 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:15,400 ♪ ♪ 351 00:14:18,033 --> 00:14:19,433 [knocks on door] - Jules? 352 00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:21,533 Can we just have a crew mess chat real quick? 353 00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:22,767 - A crew mess chat? - Yeah, you and me. 354 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,130 - Yeah, yeah. - Maybe even clean up 355 00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:26,166 a little bit. - This time at night, though? 356 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,166 Really? 357 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,500 Bryan feels like he can go around 358 00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:30,433 and boss every single person around. 359 00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:32,203 - No, no, it needs to look good. 360 00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:34,003 - He's got to remember that there's a divide 361 00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:35,473 between the exterior and the interior. 362 00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:38,197 If anyone, it's Hannah who's gonna tell me to do a job. 363 00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:40,333 - Just do it right. - Yeah, I'm doing it right. 364 00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:41,467 - Well, I know, but I don't want you 365 00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:42,997 to have too much resistance. 366 00:14:43,033 --> 00:14:45,303 - Are you drunk? - Jules. 367 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:46,733 - Yes? - Whatever, you know. 368 00:14:46,767 --> 00:14:48,467 I'm being a nice guy. 369 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:50,067 If the crew mess doesn't get cleaned, 370 00:14:50,066 --> 00:14:52,066 then I'm the one who's gonna get in trouble for it 371 00:14:52,066 --> 00:14:54,726 because the captain has asked me, the first mate, 372 00:14:54,734 --> 00:14:57,204 to make sure this gets done. 373 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,730 We need to sweep this up. - Okay. Do you want to? 374 00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:02,274 - No. You're gonna do it. 375 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:03,730 - Oh, I'm doing it? - Yeah, yeah. 376 00:15:03,734 --> 00:15:05,404 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, yeah. 377 00:15:05,433 --> 00:15:08,203 Ultimately, this is the interior. 378 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,300 This is what Hannah should be telling Jules. 379 00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,133 I'm doing Hannah's job almost. 380 00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:16,196 ♪ ♪ 381 00:15:16,233 --> 00:15:18,433 - Are you just gonna stand and supervise and watch, or... 382 00:15:18,467 --> 00:15:20,367 - No, no, no, just relax, okay? 383 00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:22,427 I don't really appreciate the passive-aggressiveness. 384 00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:24,097 - Hey, hey, hey, mister. 385 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,230 You are going way too fáááing far. 386 00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:29,103 - Hey, relax, okay? I'm telling her what's going on. 387 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,630 - Okay, well, you don't tell her what's going on. 388 00:15:30,633 --> 00:15:32,073 - It's okay; it's okay. - If you have a problem 389 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,100 with her, you come to me. 390 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,100 You don't speak to her like that. 391 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,230 - I'm not speaking rude. 392 00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:36,773 I'm just being assertive in what we need to do. 393 00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:38,227 - Well, I'm doing it. We're all doing it. 394 00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:39,703 - Well, you know what, buddy? - You're doing good. 395 00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:41,334 You're doing fine. - No, it's fáááing 12:15. 396 00:15:41,367 --> 00:15:42,767 We're having a chill night. - I'm just letting you know. 397 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,727 - Don't... - You need to chill, okay? 398 00:15:44,767 --> 00:15:46,167 You need to get out of my face right now, seriously. 399 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,370 - I'm not in your face. - You need to back off. 400 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,630 - You just don't talk to her like that. 401 00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:50,227 - It's cool; it's cool; okay, it's cool. 402 00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:51,503 - Okay, so just walk off. - I don't want to hear it. 403 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,570 - All right, let's just-- I just want 404 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,030 to make sure it gets done. 405 00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:55,226 - We're doing it; walk off. - It's going. 406 00:15:55,266 --> 00:15:57,066 Is it not happening? - We're doing it. 407 00:15:57,100 --> 00:16:00,270 So will you go? - Okay, relax, chill, chill. 408 00:16:00,266 --> 00:16:01,366 Chills. - You know what? 409 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,000 I think it would be a really good idea 410 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,600 if you just walked away for a few minutes, if you don't mind. 411 00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:06,203 Or we can walk away. What do you want? 412 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,403 - No, that's fine. I'll walk away. 413 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,533 - Okay? - All right. 414 00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:11,003 We just need to make sure these things get done. 415 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,370 - Okay, honey, you know what? We're gonna come back 416 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,670 in five minutes and complete the duties, 417 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:17,197 but for now, let's just go upstairs. 418 00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:18,533 - How long you girls been yachting? 419 00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:20,203 - Oh, fááá off, Bryan. 420 00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:22,333 This is the first time he's getting aggressive with me, 421 00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:23,997 and it's good; it's opened my eyes. 422 00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:25,133 - This is bullsháá. 423 00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:26,133 - Bryan, you're just over the top. 424 00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:27,673 - How disrespectful is this? 425 00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,667 - We don't want to be near you right now. 426 00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:31,227 You're being aggressive, so no. 427 00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:33,126 - No, I'm not being aggressive. I'm being chill. 428 00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:34,633 I'm trying to just say... - You're not--okay, great. 429 00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:37,497 So give us fáááing five minutes then, all right? 430 00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:39,173 What the fááá is wrong with you? 431 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,530 No, don't follow. - I'm not; I'm going right here. 432 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,767 - If you're going right there, go right there, hey. 433 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,700 I know it's, like, sexist, but for a man 434 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:46,700 to have that much aggression towards a woman, 435 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:48,630 it's just unacceptable. 436 00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:50,297 - Captain has specifically asked me 437 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:51,573 to look after the crew mess. 438 00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:53,027 What am I supposed to do? 439 00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:55,303 Leave it up to Hannah to look after her? 440 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,033 For her to do a sháááy job? 441 00:16:57,066 --> 00:16:58,696 - Are you kidding? When everyone's been using 442 00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:01,100 the crew mess at 12:00 at night when I've been 443 00:17:01,133 --> 00:17:03,233 in the laundry room doing his washing. 444 00:17:03,266 --> 00:17:06,166 - The last thing you need is a stewardess war against you. 445 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:09,026 I'm the chef. I'm an expert at that, okay? 446 00:17:09,033 --> 00:17:10,273 They're relentless, mate. 447 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,300 - Is this the most unprofessional display 448 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:14,373 of being a yachtie or what? 449 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,300 I don't want to be the enforcer, 450 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:19,330 but sometimes I have to; I will be a dick. 451 00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,673 I'm not sorry for that. 452 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,130 - I think when he has a couple of drinks, 453 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,596 he just goes a little bit loopy. 454 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,200 - So, I'm not being crazy for, like, going-- 455 00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:27,433 - No, he was being aggressive. 456 00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:29,327 - If you turn into a fun drunk, good. 457 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:31,203 Have your drinks. If you get angry, 458 00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:32,733 then just stay away from alcohol. 459 00:17:32,734 --> 00:17:35,274 - He's a bit scary aggressive. 460 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:38,170 - Like, I'm scared he's going to come up behind me. 461 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,430 [electronic music] 462 00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:42,427 [alarm buzzing] 463 00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:45,427 ♪ ♪ 464 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,603 - We're telling him just, "We'll do the crew mess. 465 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,200 Just move out of the way." 466 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,270 - And I went, "Bryan, leave us the fááá alone. 467 00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:56,130 You're being aggressive." Went into the dining room. 468 00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:57,426 He follows us in there. 469 00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,327 I was like, "Are you fáááing serious?" 470 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,473 - I don't mind him looming; 471 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,630 it's just the way he was doing it. 472 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:04,697 [groans] 473 00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:11,427 - Mmm. 474 00:18:11,467 --> 00:18:14,597 - Are you okay? What's going on? 475 00:18:14,633 --> 00:18:17,373 And, uh--and I'm shivering. 476 00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:18,497 - He's faking it. 477 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,370 Dude, we got work to do. 478 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,767 [electronic beeping] 479 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,767 - I'm getting a 99.8. It's getting up there. 480 00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:26,767 - Come on, dude. It's not that bad. 481 00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:29,597 Don't... [groans] 482 00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:31,603 Just man up. 483 00:18:34,734 --> 00:18:36,074 - I'm Bobby. 484 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:37,470 We got the Golden Girls on board. 485 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,100 - When you toast, you're supposed to look 486 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,500 right into the person's eye. 487 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,200 'Cause otherwise it's seven years of bad sex. 488 00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:45,403 - Are we gonna have sex now? [laughter] 489 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,370 - Bobby is one of those, like, men that you could just, 490 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,530 like, sit with a cup of tea and just observe 491 00:18:50,533 --> 00:18:52,073 till you're, like, 100. 492 00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:58,033 - Danny's staying in bed. He's got a fever right now. 493 00:18:59,266 --> 00:19:01,266 - Bullsháá. 494 00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:02,996 [knocks] 495 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,370 All right, Daniel-san, talk to me. 496 00:19:06,233 --> 00:19:08,403 - Are you okay, man? You can barely talk. 497 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,430 What are you feeling, bro? 498 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,400 - Take your temperature one more time. 499 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,470 This is the charter where Daniel could really step up 500 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,770 and be someone that he wants to be 501 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 and that I think he can be. 502 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,670 - If you're sick, you're sick. 503 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,030 There's not that much you can do. 504 00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:33,303 All right. 505 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,570 Why'd you got to get Daniel sick? 506 00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:37,367 - Someone had to. 507 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,170 Just so I could get out on deck. 508 00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:40,696 - Yeah, we definitely might need your help. 509 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:43,300 - [chuckles] - I see. 510 00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,430 - Sneaky, sneaky. 511 00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:47,703 - Where's the sugar? Sugar, sugar? 512 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,530 Do we have sugar, babe? - I don't know, Ben. 513 00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:52,697 - Sugar? 514 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:54,570 - Ben and I have gotten to the stage, I guess, 515 00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:56,567 where, you know, we need to make an effort 516 00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:58,697 just to be coworkers, and that's kinda sad, 517 00:19:58,734 --> 00:20:00,704 especially from where we come from, 518 00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:02,574 but I don't know. 519 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,230 I don't think there's much more I can do on my part. 520 00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:07,296 - Oh, pretty flowers. - [coughs] 521 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:10,173 Where is Daniel? - Being gloomy in bed. 522 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,730 - He's in bed, eh? - Yeah. 523 00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:16,327 - I always knew that I shouldn't mess with Hannah too badly, 524 00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:20,333 and I think Danny may have overstepped that line. 525 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:23,133 Ooh. 526 00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:25,326 I think Hannah brought out the voodoo on him. 527 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:28,073 How long is he gonna be in bed for? 528 00:20:28,066 --> 00:20:30,196 - Who cares? I need to get to work. 529 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,070 Let's do this. 530 00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:33,196 - You want to hit these overheads 531 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,200 or save that for later? 532 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,533 - Uh, let's hit 'em now. 533 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,527 [upbeat music] 534 00:20:38,567 --> 00:20:41,067 ♪ ♪ 535 00:20:41,066 --> 00:20:43,566 - We've got six women coming on today, 536 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,070 and tomorrow they want a jeweler to come on 537 00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:50,630 and bring a selection of his collection, and... 538 00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:52,503 [chuckles] 539 00:20:52,533 --> 00:20:54,303 Sorry. 540 00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:56,503 If you could arrange the best jeweler on the island, 541 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,300 you know, it'd be great. 542 00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,573 - Captain? - Hey. 543 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,100 - Daniel is feeling sick 544 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,730 and is still in his cabin. 545 00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:05,467 He says he's got a fever. 546 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,370 - How does he determine he's got a fever? 547 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,697 - His thermometer. - That's not a very good thing. 548 00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:11,634 If he is sick, I don't want him to give it to everybody else. 549 00:21:11,633 --> 00:21:13,603 - Right. - Okay, thank you. 550 00:21:13,633 --> 00:21:17,373 [upbeat music] 551 00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:19,627 - Yummy. 552 00:21:19,633 --> 00:21:21,203 - Julia, Julia, Bryan. 553 00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:23,103 Could you meet me on the bridge aft deck, please? 554 00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:26,103 ♪ ♪ 555 00:21:26,133 --> 00:21:28,103 - Hey, Bryan. So what's up? 556 00:21:28,133 --> 00:21:30,073 - Yeah, well, look, I just want to hash out last night. 557 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:32,130 - Yeah. - It was just, you know-- 558 00:21:32,133 --> 00:21:33,603 it just wasn't the right time to even, probably, 559 00:21:33,633 --> 00:21:35,233 mention that and bring that up. 560 00:21:35,266 --> 00:21:37,096 - The thing is, though, I've noticed it's when you have 561 00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:39,273 a couple of drinks, Bryan, and become a little bit aggressive. 562 00:21:39,266 --> 00:21:41,366 You don't stand over a girl. - Yeah, of course, of course. 563 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,330 - You know, or, you know, for me, it's not gentlemanly. 564 00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:45,997 - Absolutely. And you know what? - Yeah. 565 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,630 - I consider myself a gentleman. - Yeah. 566 00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:50,267 - At least I try to be, you know, and I'm not perfect. 567 00:21:50,266 --> 00:21:52,366 The last thing I want to do is damage the relationship 568 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,730 I have with Jules and be mean to her. 569 00:21:53,767 --> 00:21:55,227 That's not my goal. 570 00:21:55,266 --> 00:21:57,996 - For me, I just--I don't want to be confronted by you 571 00:21:58,033 --> 00:21:59,003 in that way again, to be quite honest. 572 00:21:59,033 --> 00:22:00,133 - I understand. 573 00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:02,273 - I've never had anyone stand over me 574 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:03,770 to tell me to sweep the floor. 575 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,470 Not even my dad or my mom would do that to me. 576 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,400 Bryan would get more out of people 577 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,570 if he just had a bit more compassion. 578 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,170 - Thanks, Jules. - Jolly son, you're welcome. 579 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,226 - You too. 580 00:22:15,266 --> 00:22:17,296 - All crew, all crew, guests will be arriving in 20 minutes. 581 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:18,673 Make sure you're in your whites. 582 00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:22,170 ♪ ♪ 583 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,566 - [groaning] 584 00:22:28,533 --> 00:22:30,433 - Okay, everyone, they're walking down the dock. 585 00:22:30,467 --> 00:22:33,427 - All right, game time. - Oh, my gosh. 586 00:22:33,467 --> 00:22:36,367 - Got my deck crew here. All good. 587 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,130 - Wow. Unbelievable. 588 00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:40,426 - They've all got dresses on. 589 00:22:40,433 --> 00:22:43,103 Like, proper, like, evening dresses. 590 00:22:43,133 --> 00:22:45,303 - Yay. - There you are. 591 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:47,670 - Hi. I'm Karen. - We're excited to have you. 592 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,370 - I'm Bobby. 593 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,630 - Hi, Kathy. I'm stoked. 594 00:22:50,667 --> 00:22:52,567 We got the Golden Girls on board. 595 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,730 - Welcome aboard, everybody. 596 00:22:53,767 --> 00:22:55,067 We're gonna get right out of here. 597 00:22:55,066 --> 00:22:56,566 We've got a beautiful beach selected 598 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,200 for this afternoon and this evening. 599 00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,530 I think we're gonna have a great day. 600 00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:01,567 - We are so excited to be on this journey with you. 601 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:02,730 - We're excited to have you here as well. 602 00:23:02,734 --> 00:23:04,574 - You can bring your champagne and follow me. 603 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,700 - Fantastic. - Thank you. 604 00:23:05,734 --> 00:23:08,734 - How was your flight? - It was great. 605 00:23:08,767 --> 00:23:11,567 - Okay, so this is your sundeck. - This is amazing. 606 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,730 It's beautiful. - Do you guys Jet Ski? 607 00:23:13,734 --> 00:23:15,474 - Are you game, ladies? - Yes. 608 00:23:15,467 --> 00:23:16,727 [laughter] 609 00:23:16,767 --> 00:23:18,567 - This is the master cabin. - Wow. 610 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,600 - Awesome. 611 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,130 Look at the lapis lazuli counters. 612 00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:24,726 - This floor. This is all onyx, wow. 613 00:23:24,734 --> 00:23:26,734 - What a fabulous yacht. 614 00:23:26,734 --> 00:23:29,074 ♪ ♪ 615 00:23:29,066 --> 00:23:30,696 [horn blaring] 616 00:23:30,734 --> 00:23:33,204 [engine revving] 617 00:23:33,233 --> 00:23:35,373 - Stern first. And we gotta go quick. 618 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:36,770 We got a ferry coming in. - Copy that. 619 00:23:36,767 --> 00:23:38,227 Okay, bow, please. 620 00:23:38,233 --> 00:23:41,233 [tense music] 621 00:23:41,233 --> 00:23:42,303 ♪ ♪ 622 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,073 [horn blaring] 623 00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:46,500 - I have to question Jen because she says 624 00:23:46,533 --> 00:23:48,503 that she's been working on all these boats, 625 00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:51,230 but she can't perform at the level that she says she is. 626 00:23:51,266 --> 00:23:52,726 She's molasses. 627 00:23:52,767 --> 00:23:55,197 - Hey, all line free, Captain, all line free. 628 00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:57,433 - Good job. 629 00:23:57,467 --> 00:23:59,297 - Just relax and enjoy it. If you need anything, 630 00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:02,373 just let me know, okay? - Okay, great. Thank you. 631 00:24:02,367 --> 00:24:04,697 - Cheers, ladies. all: Cheers. 632 00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:07,574 ♪ ♪ 633 00:24:08,633 --> 00:24:10,573 - Oh, please. Thank you. - Hi. 634 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,770 I just wanted to have a quick chat with you about the lunch. 635 00:24:12,767 --> 00:24:14,497 - I could use a snack. 636 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:16,670 - Mini--little mini-sandwiches, like, you know. 637 00:24:16,667 --> 00:24:18,227 - Yeah. - Like little tea sandwiches. 638 00:24:18,266 --> 00:24:19,496 - Little tea sandwiches, yeah. 639 00:24:19,533 --> 00:24:22,373 - Unless these ladies happen to unpack their suitcase 640 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,670 and have, like, a whole heap of bondage and S and M stuff, 641 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:27,270 we're gonna be able to chill, breathe, 642 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:28,630 and hopefully get some sleep. 643 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:31,227 - Want to do tequila shots? - I could do tequila shots. 644 00:24:31,266 --> 00:24:32,766 [laughter] 645 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,400 - I like margaritas. 646 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,000 - Sounds good. - Thank you. 647 00:24:36,033 --> 00:24:38,503 - I have never had a hangover with tequila. 648 00:24:38,533 --> 00:24:41,273 - Really? - That I can remember. 649 00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:42,770 - Ugh. 650 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,770 [upbeat music] 651 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 ♪ ♪ 652 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,670 - Hello, hello. A margarita. 653 00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:51,500 - That's me. Yay. When you toast-- 654 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:54,203 - You're supposed to look in the eye before you drink 655 00:24:54,233 --> 00:24:56,203 'cause otherwise it's... - Seven years of bad sex. 656 00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:57,503 [laughter] 657 00:24:57,533 --> 00:24:59,773 - That's what they say! - Are we gonna have sex now? 658 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,030 [all laugh] 659 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:04,173 ♪ ♪ 660 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:08,430 - All right, this is ready. - Thank you. 661 00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:11,997 - Look at that. Oh, my gosh. 662 00:25:12,033 --> 00:25:13,503 - Bobby, Bobby, get ready to drop port. 663 00:25:13,533 --> 00:25:15,033 - Copy that. Standing by on port. 664 00:25:15,033 --> 00:25:16,433 - Okay, let's go with four shots on port. 665 00:25:16,433 --> 00:25:18,673 - Ah, you got this. Yeah, four shots coming up. 666 00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:21,300 - Look at the beach. Oh, my God. 667 00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:23,133 [indistinct chatter] 668 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:29,400 [upbeat music] 669 00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:33,096 - Fááá. [chuckles] 670 00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:35,173 Fááá. 671 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,370 - Okay, you go and get napkins... 672 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,230 - Okay, napkins. - Cutlery. 673 00:25:39,266 --> 00:25:41,466 We'll go for the wine and water glasses after. 674 00:25:41,467 --> 00:25:43,327 ♪ ♪ 675 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:44,603 - To all tenders on the stern, 676 00:25:44,633 --> 00:25:47,273 I'll just tell 'em that you're ready to go. 677 00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:49,430 - Jen, Jen, Bryan. 678 00:25:49,467 --> 00:25:51,027 - Go for Jen. 679 00:25:51,066 --> 00:25:53,066 - Hey, Jen, can you meet me in the main salon? 680 00:25:53,066 --> 00:25:55,066 - Yeah, I'm actually on the Jet Ski. 681 00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:58,030 The rope fell into the water, so I have to bring this back. 682 00:25:58,066 --> 00:25:59,526 - I feel like there's something going on 683 00:25:59,567 --> 00:26:01,727 between Jen and her brain. 684 00:26:01,767 --> 00:26:03,597 All right, get it done quick. 685 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,600 ♪ ♪ 686 00:26:09,033 --> 00:26:10,703 - You've had proper s'mores before, right? 687 00:26:10,734 --> 00:26:13,334 Oh, gosh. Really? 688 00:26:13,367 --> 00:26:16,567 - It's like strawberry-flavored marshmallow peeps. 689 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,070 This is gonna be disgusting. 690 00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:19,400 - Oh, God. 691 00:26:22,633 --> 00:26:23,033 - ♪ Hey ♪ 692 00:26:23,633 --> 00:26:26,173 [upbeat music] 693 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,230 ♪ Hey ♪ 694 00:26:27,266 --> 00:26:30,626 ♪ ♪ 695 00:26:30,633 --> 00:26:33,103 - Jen, Jen, Bobby and I are about to depart, 696 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:35,430 so I want you to come here and play lifeguard 697 00:26:35,467 --> 00:26:36,497 'cause they want to go swimming. 698 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,070 - Copy. 699 00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:40,370 I don't think Bryan's evil because I've seen 700 00:26:40,367 --> 00:26:42,097 good parts shine through, 701 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:45,370 but I just think that this position's getting to his head, 702 00:26:45,367 --> 00:26:48,097 and I definitely think he's sexist. 703 00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:50,100 - We'd like to go out on the Ski-Doo-- 704 00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:51,770 or the--the WaveRunners. - The WaveRunners. 705 00:26:51,767 --> 00:26:54,497 - Yeah. 706 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:57,230 - Boom. Perfect landing. - Okay, you ready? 707 00:26:57,233 --> 00:26:58,433 - There we go. - Yes. 708 00:26:58,467 --> 00:27:00,197 - You want to come in. Just don't give it gas. 709 00:27:00,233 --> 00:27:02,033 - Oh. Ahh! 710 00:27:02,066 --> 00:27:05,066 [upbeat music] 711 00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:09,000 ♪ ♪ 712 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,770 - Damn, these moms can ride. - [laughs] 713 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,100 ♪ ♪ 714 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,673 - Okay, Tiff, let's get ready for this beach picnic. 715 00:27:16,667 --> 00:27:19,067 Wine glasses, water glasses, salt, and pepper. 716 00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:21,000 And all the drinks in this one. - That one. 717 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:25,770 - That one? - [exhales deeply] 718 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,230 - We've got lemons and limes in there? 719 00:27:27,266 --> 00:27:28,496 - Yep. - Cutlery? 720 00:27:28,533 --> 00:27:29,673 - Mm-hmm. - Serving towels? 721 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:31,270 - Mm-hmm. - Sweet. 722 00:27:31,266 --> 00:27:34,526 - All right, so can we--can we do this then, guys, please? 723 00:27:34,533 --> 00:27:36,003 Do you have room? 724 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,670 - Yeah, we got to take all that s'moresy stuff. 725 00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:40,597 - Oh, what are these marshmallows? 726 00:27:40,633 --> 00:27:42,133 These are not the right marshmallows for this. 727 00:27:42,133 --> 00:27:44,133 - It's a Greek twist on s'mores. 728 00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:47,173 - Fire pit in this area? - Yeah, that's perfect. 729 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:50,366 - Honestly, we noticed that we're down a person 730 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,700 because we're getting a lot more done. 731 00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:53,770 [chuckles] 732 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,230 Danny is not in the way. 733 00:27:55,266 --> 00:27:57,096 It was better that he wasn't there. 734 00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:59,033 - Oh, man, I feel like sháá. 735 00:27:59,033 --> 00:28:01,703 - Couple more good pieces, we're money. 736 00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:04,670 [upbeat music] 737 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:06,030 ♪ ♪ 738 00:28:06,033 --> 00:28:08,303 - Hello, love. - Hello, honey bunny. 739 00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:10,670 - Babe, what type of drink would you like on the beach? 740 00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:12,570 - Sex on the beach, baby. - Ooh! 741 00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:13,997 - [laughs] 742 00:28:14,033 --> 00:28:18,303 - Well, we can get in our shorts and red polos. 743 00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:19,700 - I need to go to the beach. 744 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:22,700 [upbeat music] 745 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:25,300 ♪ ♪ 746 00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:26,670 - What's up, bro? - My friend. 747 00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:29,470 Ready to rock? - Yeah, boss. 748 00:28:29,467 --> 00:28:33,167 It's very unusual for me to be enjoying the Mediterranean. 749 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,200 Usually it's viewed through my galley porthole, 750 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,330 which isn't quite the same, 751 00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:39,203 so I'm just trying to soak it in. 752 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,730 That's awesome, man. That's perfect. 753 00:28:41,734 --> 00:28:44,074 [laughter] 754 00:28:44,066 --> 00:28:45,426 - Thank you. - Whoo! 755 00:28:45,467 --> 00:28:49,027 [energetic music] 756 00:28:49,066 --> 00:28:51,696 - Okay. Thank you. 757 00:28:51,734 --> 00:28:54,474 - Can I light them all? Because I love fire. 758 00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:56,027 - Are you a little pyromaniac? - Yeah. 759 00:28:56,066 --> 00:28:57,466 - You know, behind every fireman's a little pyro. 760 00:28:57,467 --> 00:28:59,467 - Oh, gosh. [laughs] 761 00:28:59,467 --> 00:29:01,727 I'm really happy that me and Bobby seem to, like-- 762 00:29:01,734 --> 00:29:04,604 we're getting on, and we're kind of in that friend zone, 763 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,200 and kind of, the awkwardness is gone. 764 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,100 - Oh, my gosh. - Yeah. 765 00:29:08,133 --> 00:29:10,373 Oh, yeah. - This is amazing; look at it. 766 00:29:10,367 --> 00:29:12,167 Take your pants off. [laughter] 767 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,230 - You just bring your body this way, 768 00:29:13,233 --> 00:29:14,373 and I'll take your legs this way. 769 00:29:14,367 --> 00:29:16,097 - Like, like-- - Like, lay back. 770 00:29:16,100 --> 00:29:17,370 - No, no. - Lay back. Turn around. 771 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,300 - He's gonna carry you, like, over the threshold. 772 00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:21,073 - I believe in chivalry. 773 00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:24,600 It gives them a sense of royalty feeling, you know. 774 00:29:24,633 --> 00:29:26,433 I don't want your feet to touch the water. 775 00:29:26,467 --> 00:29:28,327 I don't want you to get wet. There we go. 776 00:29:28,367 --> 00:29:30,067 My mama raised me right. 777 00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:31,230 - Service with a smile. - Thank you. 778 00:29:31,233 --> 00:29:32,773 I know. Did you see that great catch? 779 00:29:32,767 --> 00:29:34,467 - He's getting a workout, let me tell you. 780 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:35,630 - Yep. [laughter] 781 00:29:35,633 --> 00:29:38,633 [upbeat music] 782 00:29:38,633 --> 00:29:40,473 ♪ ♪ 783 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:42,470 - I love it. - I know. It's amazing. 784 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,370 - Served with gnocchi and Naxian cheese, 785 00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:47,297 chopped Greek salad, and barbecue shrimp. 786 00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:48,373 - Here we go. 787 00:29:48,367 --> 00:29:49,997 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, look at that. 788 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,730 - Oh, my gosh. - Wow. 789 00:29:51,767 --> 00:29:54,127 - Mmm. both: Wow. 790 00:29:54,133 --> 00:29:56,003 - Died and gone to heaven. 791 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,400 [upbeat music] 792 00:29:59,433 --> 00:30:01,673 - All right, ladies. - Oh, thank you so much. 793 00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,130 I thought we were gonna sit on the sand. 794 00:30:03,133 --> 00:30:04,403 [laughs] 795 00:30:04,433 --> 00:30:06,503 - Oh, my God. - Need a hand? 796 00:30:06,533 --> 00:30:08,273 - Well, you know what? If it gets really close, 797 00:30:08,266 --> 00:30:10,666 we won't have to shave our legs for a few days. 798 00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:11,997 [laughter] 799 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,070 ♪ ♪ 800 00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:17,070 - Is it working? - Slowly. 801 00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:18,270 - Oh. 802 00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:20,400 - You've had proper s'mores before, right? 803 00:30:20,433 --> 00:30:22,373 - Yeah. You get it right, 804 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,330 it's a dream, isn't it? - Yeah. 805 00:30:24,367 --> 00:30:26,527 - Oh, gosh. Really? - [laughs] 806 00:30:26,567 --> 00:30:28,727 - Bobby, can you do something instead of laughing at me? 807 00:30:28,767 --> 00:30:33,127 Get the tongs. Just push it down a little bit. 808 00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:34,696 Oh, God. 809 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:38,230 - It's like strawberry-flavored marshmallow peeps. 810 00:30:38,266 --> 00:30:39,566 This is gonna be disgusting. 811 00:30:39,567 --> 00:30:40,697 Lots of napkins. 812 00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:43,270 - And maybe some, like, turpentine as well. 813 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:44,530 [laughter] 814 00:30:44,567 --> 00:30:47,097 I'm deeply unhappy with that, so it can go. 815 00:30:47,133 --> 00:30:48,433 - Okay. - Mm. 816 00:30:48,433 --> 00:30:52,003 - This is Greece's answer to the American s'more. 817 00:30:52,033 --> 00:30:53,703 [laughter] all: Thank you. 818 00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:56,230 - Wow. - Oh, wow. 819 00:30:56,266 --> 00:30:58,566 - Mmm. - Thank you. 820 00:30:58,567 --> 00:31:00,627 - You outdid yourself. - Oh, well, thank you. 821 00:31:00,667 --> 00:31:03,127 Thank you very much. - They're incredible. 822 00:31:03,166 --> 00:31:05,126 [knock at door] 823 00:31:05,166 --> 00:31:06,366 - Danny? - Yeah? 824 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,530 - When was the last time you took your temperature? 825 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:09,567 - And? 826 00:31:09,567 --> 00:31:13,997 - 103.2. It's getting higher. 827 00:31:14,033 --> 00:31:16,203 - The last time Bryan checked, you were 101. 828 00:31:16,233 --> 00:31:17,733 - Yeah. 829 00:31:17,734 --> 00:31:20,074 - Okay, well I'm gonna go see if I can find something for you. 830 00:31:20,066 --> 00:31:21,566 Anytime that somebody's this sick on a boat, 831 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,000 it is of great concern to me and to the rest of the crew, 832 00:31:25,033 --> 00:31:26,603 and who knows if it's contagious or something too? 833 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,030 It could take the whole crew down. 834 00:31:28,066 --> 00:31:29,726 - Thanks, Cap. I'm sorry about all this. 835 00:31:29,734 --> 00:31:31,074 - Well, it's not your fault. 836 00:31:31,066 --> 00:31:33,566 ♪ ♪ 837 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,400 Hey, well, welcome back. - Thank you. 838 00:31:35,433 --> 00:31:37,203 - You ready? - Yeah. 839 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,170 - Thank you. - Are you guys dancing 840 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,330 the cha-cha-cha? 841 00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:44,033 ♪ ♪ 842 00:31:44,066 --> 00:31:45,196 - Are you off to bed? - Yes. 843 00:31:45,233 --> 00:31:46,573 - Yes, you're off? 844 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,070 I've died and gone to heaven. It's so nice. 845 00:31:49,066 --> 00:31:51,596 They are so sweet. I want to keep them all season. 846 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,200 Sleep well. Good night. - Okay, good night. 847 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,200 ♪ ♪ 848 00:31:56,233 --> 00:31:58,633 - Tag 'em and bag 'em, Captain. 849 00:31:58,633 --> 00:32:00,633 - [laughing] 850 00:32:00,667 --> 00:32:04,327 - You're about to be excited. - [humming] 851 00:32:04,367 --> 00:32:06,197 - Did you find my glasses? 852 00:32:06,233 --> 00:32:08,633 You look like a baller. - We got them. 853 00:32:08,633 --> 00:32:11,733 - Thank you, woman. - You liked it. 854 00:32:11,767 --> 00:32:12,727 - What am I gonna do about her, Jen? 855 00:32:12,767 --> 00:32:14,327 You see that she flirts. 856 00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:16,367 Give me some chick advice. 857 00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:18,727 - In two weeks, she'll be so far from you, 858 00:32:18,767 --> 00:32:20,767 and you probably won't see her again. 859 00:32:20,767 --> 00:32:24,027 - She said she wanted to go to a music festival. 860 00:32:24,066 --> 00:32:26,096 - She'd probably bring her boyfriend. 861 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:27,500 - Whatevs. 862 00:32:27,533 --> 00:32:30,033 - Don't get me wrong; Julia crosses the line sometimes 863 00:32:30,066 --> 00:32:33,326 being very flirtatious and cute, but there's nothing sexual 864 00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:34,767 between Julia and Bobby. 865 00:32:34,767 --> 00:32:37,327 He's not her type, even if she were single. 866 00:32:37,367 --> 00:32:38,667 - We're Facebook friends, 867 00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:40,630 so I'm just gonna keep hoping that they break up on it. 868 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,667 [both laughing] 869 00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:44,527 Then I'm gonna be like, "Move to America, 870 00:32:44,567 --> 00:32:46,197 land of the free and home of the brave." 871 00:32:46,233 --> 00:32:48,003 - [laughs] 872 00:32:48,033 --> 00:32:50,103 - Are you tending to Daniel? - Trying. 873 00:32:50,133 --> 00:32:51,373 - Is he okay? - He just took his temperature. 874 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,100 103.2. - What? 875 00:32:54,133 --> 00:32:58,473 He needs to get--yeah, he should be--have a cold compress. 876 00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:00,200 - How are you, Tiff? - Good. 877 00:33:00,233 --> 00:33:02,773 - The guests have gone to bed, Tiff, so you're off, darling. 878 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,730 - I am so happy. 879 00:33:04,767 --> 00:33:07,127 - We've never had guests that go to bed before 12:00. 880 00:33:07,133 --> 00:33:08,773 - No. - This is the first time 881 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,330 of the season. - I'm loving it. 882 00:33:10,367 --> 00:33:12,097 - Oh, me too. 883 00:33:12,133 --> 00:33:13,603 - Daniel? - Hey, mate. 884 00:33:13,633 --> 00:33:15,633 - All right, listen, we're going to need 885 00:33:15,667 --> 00:33:18,267 to bring your fever down a little bit. 886 00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:21,000 - This is a Panadol, which is like a Tylenol. 887 00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:22,133 - Okay. - Drink that. 888 00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:24,166 - Ugh. - Put this on your forehead. 889 00:33:24,166 --> 00:33:25,666 - All right, bro. - Yeah, we need to bring 890 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:26,700 that down a little bit. 891 00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:29,130 That's quite dangerous, actually. 892 00:33:29,166 --> 00:33:31,396 Daniel is really, really ill right now. 893 00:33:31,433 --> 00:33:33,303 - I really appreciate you coming in, bro. 894 00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:34,570 - Sorry I couldn't come in earlier. 895 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,000 I was just at the beach. 896 00:33:36,033 --> 00:33:39,133 I get that no one really likes him on the boat, 897 00:33:39,166 --> 00:33:43,166 but this is actually quite a serious situation. 898 00:33:43,166 --> 00:33:45,396 Come knock or whatever. - All right. 899 00:33:45,433 --> 00:33:48,103 Cool. Thanks, bro. - All right, mate, take care. 900 00:33:48,133 --> 00:33:51,103 [tense music] 901 00:33:51,133 --> 00:33:53,003 ♪ ♪ 902 00:33:53,033 --> 00:33:55,033 - Hmm? 903 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,773 Um, it's nice. 904 00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:01,470 - Little Danny's off in bed. 905 00:34:03,066 --> 00:34:04,726 - Yeah, what do you think? - [scoffs] 906 00:34:04,734 --> 00:34:07,204 To be honest, it's been a nice day. 907 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,030 Poor Danny. I know it sounds awful, 908 00:34:09,066 --> 00:34:11,166 but sometimes karma's a bitch. 909 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,400 - Hello, Bobby. 910 00:34:12,433 --> 00:34:15,073 - Hey, Bobby, come to the bow for a cigarette with me. 911 00:34:15,066 --> 00:34:16,696 - How we doing? - Good, how are you? 912 00:34:16,734 --> 00:34:18,434 - Good. 913 00:34:18,467 --> 00:34:19,727 - I'll come up in a bit. 914 00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:21,267 Good night, Captain. 915 00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:22,730 - You're off, darling. I'll finish this. 916 00:34:22,767 --> 00:34:26,197 - Thank you. 917 00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:28,173 - What up, man? - Lights going on. 918 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,600 - Ugh, man, I feel like sháá. - Ugh, get away from me. 919 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,600 I gotta sleep in this? Kidding me? 920 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,400 If I get sick, I'm gonna work, 921 00:34:35,433 --> 00:34:37,333 and I don't want to work being sick. 922 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:40,673 - Don't get sick, bro. Wash your hand. 923 00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:43,700 [sultry music] 924 00:34:43,734 --> 00:34:45,034 ♪ ♪ 925 00:34:45,066 --> 00:34:47,226 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 926 00:34:47,266 --> 00:34:51,366 ♪ ♪ 927 00:34:51,367 --> 00:34:53,767 Bobby is one of those, like, men that you could just, like, 928 00:34:53,767 --> 00:34:56,627 sit with a cup of tea and just observe 929 00:34:56,633 --> 00:34:59,073 till you're, like, 100. 930 00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:01,030 It's nice; he's nice; it's nice. 931 00:35:01,066 --> 00:35:04,226 Can I use "nice" again? [laughing] 932 00:35:04,266 --> 00:35:07,366 Um, it's nice. [giggles] 933 00:35:07,367 --> 00:35:08,327 Good night, darling. 934 00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:11,367 [funky bass music] 935 00:35:11,367 --> 00:35:18,427 ♪ ♪ 936 00:35:18,467 --> 00:35:19,727 - Bobby, Bobby, please report back to me 937 00:35:19,767 --> 00:35:20,767 once you've checked on Danny. 938 00:35:20,767 --> 00:35:22,097 - On my way now. 939 00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:24,470 Temperature time. - [moans] 940 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,670 - Under the tongue. 941 00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:33,667 ♪ ♪ 942 00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:37,266 - We're gonna do breakfast in the dining room table area. 943 00:35:37,266 --> 00:35:38,526 - Mm-hmm, yeah. - [laughs] 944 00:35:38,567 --> 00:35:39,997 - Don't send any dogs through. 945 00:35:40,033 --> 00:35:41,603 We might start chewing on their legs. 946 00:35:41,633 --> 00:35:44,733 ♪ ♪ 947 00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:46,527 - 102.9. 948 00:35:46,533 --> 00:35:49,003 - Just got a really bad stomachache, man. 949 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,070 - Ugh. Maybe you need to just sháá your pants. 950 00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:52,270 - Mm-hmm. 951 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:55,530 - All right, Cap, Daniel's at 102.9. 952 00:35:55,533 --> 00:35:58,733 He says his stomach hurts. - Copy that. 953 00:35:58,767 --> 00:36:01,397 - Jen, Jen, Bryan, meet me on the bow. 954 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:04,400 - Copy that. 955 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,770 - All right, Jen, this would be a good time 956 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,400 to practice your knots. 957 00:36:07,433 --> 00:36:09,703 Jen can't tie the knots that are required 958 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:13,030 to do the basic jobs of the deckhand position. 959 00:36:13,066 --> 00:36:15,026 Watch your fingers. Sháá, sháá, sháá, sháá, 960 00:36:15,033 --> 00:36:16,303 sháá, sháá. 961 00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:18,703 I'm losing it. It's like a plumber coming in 962 00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:20,530 and not knowing how to use a plunger. 963 00:36:20,567 --> 00:36:22,667 How do you tie a bowline? You do this. 964 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:24,270 - Yeah. So what's wrong with that one? 965 00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:27,430 - I find the fastest way is, again, to go like this, right? 966 00:36:27,467 --> 00:36:29,297 - Bryan's definitely a control freak. 967 00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:31,570 He wants me to do the bowline exactly how he wants it, 968 00:36:31,567 --> 00:36:33,167 but there are multiple ways. 969 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,430 Unless you're the president of the United States, 970 00:36:35,467 --> 00:36:37,027 I hate being bossed around. 971 00:36:37,033 --> 00:36:40,173 - And then this hand folds this line back up. 972 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,570 Do--I want you to do that ten times just now. 973 00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:45,227 - You're so pretty. - No. 974 00:36:45,266 --> 00:36:48,066 I feel bad that me and Hannah kissed 975 00:36:48,066 --> 00:36:50,396 because my feelings are stronger for Julia, 976 00:36:50,433 --> 00:36:54,203 and I don't want Hannah to think that I'm leading her on. 977 00:36:54,233 --> 00:36:55,733 - Ready for a good day? - Yeah. 978 00:36:55,734 --> 00:36:57,434 Are we cool from last night? - Oh, yeah, of course. 979 00:36:57,467 --> 00:36:59,067 - Yeah? 980 00:36:59,066 --> 00:37:00,766 - [groans] 981 00:37:11,066 --> 00:37:13,026 - Oh, Bobby. 982 00:37:13,066 --> 00:37:15,126 - I tell Julia because I don't want her 983 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,596 to find out from anybody else. 984 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,070 I still don't know what's going on between me and Julia, 985 00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:21,330 but if something were to come of us, 986 00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:22,573 I don't want her to think I'm a liar. 987 00:37:24,767 --> 00:37:28,067 - Bobby. [laughing] 988 00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:30,170 You weirdo. 989 00:37:35,633 --> 00:37:37,373 - Is he trying to make me jealous? 990 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,630 Or are we really in that friend zone 991 00:37:39,667 --> 00:37:41,367 where we can tell each other everything, 992 00:37:41,367 --> 00:37:44,497 which is good for me, but, yeah, bizarre? 993 00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:50,770 [upbeat music] 994 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,230 - Asparagus and red pepper omelet. 995 00:37:53,233 --> 00:37:55,373 - We're starting on this end first. 996 00:37:55,367 --> 00:37:58,097 [laughter] 997 00:37:58,100 --> 00:37:59,500 - That is really yummy. 998 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:02,500 - Good morning, girls. all: Good morning. 999 00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:03,630 - Can I get you coffee, some tea, or anything? 1000 00:38:03,667 --> 00:38:04,627 - Coffee. 1001 00:38:04,667 --> 00:38:06,627 - These ladies are super polite. 1002 00:38:06,667 --> 00:38:07,767 They're super lovely. 1003 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,130 - Yeah, the presentation is just amazing. 1004 00:38:10,133 --> 00:38:13,273 - I love that he did egg white omelets, so healthy. 1005 00:38:13,266 --> 00:38:14,266 - I don't know about you, 1006 00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:17,370 but the duvet cover on my bed was so soft. 1007 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,670 - I love the way the towels smelled. 1008 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:20,270 - Yeah. - Sometimes when you have 1009 00:38:20,266 --> 00:38:22,126 guests like that, you almost want to give them 1010 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,473 a little bit more, um, 1011 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:26,270 just because you know that they're really appreciating it. 1012 00:38:26,266 --> 00:38:28,226 - Would you care for another omelet? 1013 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,770 - Well, if you change your mind, I'm right next door. 1014 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 - Okay. [laughter] 1015 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,530 - Welcome outside. - Oh, my God, it's amazing. 1016 00:38:36,533 --> 00:38:38,373 - You think you could step up here and be boatswain? 1017 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,400 - Fááá, yeah. - Tie a bowline right now. 1018 00:38:39,433 --> 00:38:41,273 - Tie me a bowline. - Oh, man. 1019 00:38:41,266 --> 00:38:43,766 - Tie a bowline and a clove hitch. 1020 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,530 - Clove hitch? - Come on, boatswain. 1021 00:38:45,533 --> 00:38:47,773 - ♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪ 1022 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,770 - Help? - No. 1023 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,030 - Sorry, Tiff. - So close. 1024 00:38:52,066 --> 00:38:53,526 - Yeah, Jen is not trained in the knots as well. 1025 00:38:53,567 --> 00:38:54,697 - Yes, I am. 1026 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:56,530 - Bryan just won't lay off of Jen. 1027 00:38:56,567 --> 00:38:58,097 I've worked on deck before, and, like, yeah, 1028 00:38:58,133 --> 00:38:59,573 you should know how to tie a bowline, 1029 00:38:59,567 --> 00:39:02,167 but, like, there are so many other things you need to know 1030 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,700 about being on deck; it's not just one knot. 1031 00:39:04,734 --> 00:39:06,704 Yeah, I know knots. I already know names too. 1032 00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:08,700 - Here you go. - There it is. 1033 00:39:08,734 --> 00:39:10,704 - All crew, this is Mark. Can one of you guys 1034 00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:12,430 double-check on Danny's well-being, please? 1035 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:14,503 - I got it, Captain. 1036 00:39:14,533 --> 00:39:16,573 - Thank you. 1037 00:39:16,567 --> 00:39:18,167 - Okay, let's hope... 1038 00:39:18,166 --> 00:39:21,226 [electronic beeping] 1039 00:39:21,266 --> 00:39:24,166 Fááá, it's 102.7. 1040 00:39:24,166 --> 00:39:25,166 [exhales sharply] 1041 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,170 - [laughs] It does suck. 1042 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,700 I have a younger brother, 1043 00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:35,070 but he didn't actually need to be taken care of 1044 00:39:35,066 --> 00:39:36,326 as much as Daniel. 1045 00:39:36,367 --> 00:39:37,727 How's your head? - Head's fine. 1046 00:39:37,734 --> 00:39:40,204 Main thing is, I have, like, the sharpest 1047 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,730 stomach pains, man. - All right, hang in there. 1048 00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:49,067 I know you're busy right now, but I just checked on Danny, 1049 00:39:49,066 --> 00:39:52,326 and his fever's up to 102 again. 1050 00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:54,173 I don't know what you want to do 1051 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:57,470 and if he needs to go get help. 1052 00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:59,030 - [groans] 1053 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:03,374 - His fever's up to 102 again. 1054 00:40:04,734 --> 00:40:06,304 I don't know what you want to do 1055 00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:09,333 and if he needs to go get help. 1056 00:40:09,333 --> 00:40:11,073 All right. - Okay, thanks. 1057 00:40:11,066 --> 00:40:12,596 We have a medical issue on board. 1058 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:16,230 It's a completely different situation than if you're ashore. 1059 00:40:16,233 --> 00:40:19,203 We can't just drive, but if he's not unstable 1060 00:40:19,233 --> 00:40:21,503 and his temperature is not steadily declining, 1061 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:22,630 we need to get him off the boat. 1062 00:40:22,667 --> 00:40:23,727 - Oh, fááá. 1063 00:40:23,767 --> 00:40:25,067 - You're gonna have to bring it down. 1064 00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:27,700 - Oh, sháá. - Wow, you are hot. 1065 00:40:27,734 --> 00:40:31,374 If you have a very high fever, it can affect your vital organs, 1066 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,230 including your brain, okay? 1067 00:40:33,266 --> 00:40:35,226 Let's get some air-conditioning on. 1068 00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:36,633 I told the captain as well. 1069 00:40:36,633 --> 00:40:38,233 - [coughs] 1070 00:40:38,233 --> 00:40:41,233 - I just wanted to let you know the water temperature's 80. 1071 00:40:41,266 --> 00:40:43,066 - Oh, that sounds wonderful. - Good. 1072 00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,630 - Am I driving? - You're driving. 1073 00:40:44,633 --> 00:40:47,103 - All right. - You two are going together? 1074 00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:48,770 - Yeah. - Ha-ha. 1075 00:40:48,767 --> 00:40:50,627 - Double trouble, baby. [laughter] 1076 00:40:50,633 --> 00:40:52,233 - All right, go ahead and start her up. 1077 00:40:52,266 --> 00:40:54,066 [engine revving] 1078 00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:57,670 All right, you're ready. - Whoo! 1079 00:40:57,667 --> 00:41:00,527 [upbeat music] - Whoo! 1080 00:41:00,567 --> 00:41:02,267 ♪ ♪ 1081 00:41:02,266 --> 00:41:04,266 - Oh, geez. 1082 00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:07,270 - I'm really surprised on how adventurous the ladies are. 1083 00:41:07,266 --> 00:41:08,366 All of a sudden, here they come. 1084 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,530 Vroom. 1085 00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:11,373 Shredding grannies ripping through. 1086 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:15,200 - Oh, sháá. Quit running into us. 1087 00:41:15,233 --> 00:41:19,403 - Take another reading and see where you are. 1088 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:22,670 [exhales sharply] Fááá. 1089 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,370 - [chuckling] 1090 00:41:30,266 --> 00:41:32,496 - I cannot take a sick day 1091 00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:34,503 because no one can cook. 1092 00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:39,303 Right now, I actually think Daniel has a legitimate illness. 1093 00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:43,500 Captain, Danny's temperature's at 103.6. 1094 00:41:43,533 --> 00:41:44,773 - Bryan, Bobby, and Hannah, could you meet me 1095 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,670 in the crew mess ASAP, please? 1096 00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:49,670 - Okay, copy that. - Yeah, copy that. 1097 00:41:52,166 --> 00:41:53,696 - [moaning] 1098 00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:57,570 - Danny's back up at 103 or so. 1099 00:41:57,567 --> 00:42:00,167 - Oh, sháá. 1100 00:42:00,166 --> 00:42:01,696 - This kid needs to see a doctor ASAP. 1101 00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:02,700 We've got to get him off the boat. 1102 00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:04,500 - Okay. - I'm gonna medevac. 1103 00:42:04,533 --> 00:42:07,133 - Oh, sháá. 1104 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,700 - Next on "Below Deck Med"... 1105 00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:10,770 - Here we go again. 1106 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,030 All guests are used to partying hard 1107 00:42:13,033 --> 00:42:15,033 that they'll need a vacation from this vacation. 1108 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:17,133 - I'm super sexy. [laughter] 1109 00:42:17,166 --> 00:42:19,566 - Tequila, four. - Yeah! 1110 00:42:19,567 --> 00:42:21,727 - This is like a fáááing frat house right now. 1111 00:42:21,734 --> 00:42:23,334 - Oh, my God! - Ooh, you okay? 1112 00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:26,473 - I want to get in my bikini. [groans] 1113 00:42:26,467 --> 00:42:28,727 - Who's not up? - Them two are not up. 1114 00:42:28,734 --> 00:42:31,734 - What do you mean them two? Those two, okay, cool. 1115 00:42:31,734 --> 00:42:33,334 - Those two. 1116 00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:35,173 It's Ben's manner and his tone-- 1117 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,300 very condescending and very dismissive. 1118 00:42:37,333 --> 00:42:39,473 - How does Tiff work when somebody's not here? 1119 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,300 - I mean, if you're not here and you're not working, 1120 00:42:41,333 --> 00:42:42,603 you probably shouldn't get tipped. 1121 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,470 - You just don't like the way my knots are. 1122 00:42:44,467 --> 00:42:45,597 - There's no such thing as a Jen knot. 1123 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,030 This is a safety thing. 1124 00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:48,466 - I'm not the best deckhand you've had, 1125 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,000 and you're not the best first mate I've had. 1126 00:42:50,033 --> 00:42:51,073 - Are you bringing dessert? 1127 00:42:51,066 --> 00:42:53,066 - I'm gonna bring the main first. 1128 00:42:53,066 --> 00:42:54,466 - Smile. - I'm smiling. 1129 00:42:54,467 --> 00:42:56,427 It's like they've been brought up in a farmyard. 1130 00:42:56,467 --> 00:42:58,067 - The more we complain about the service, 1131 00:42:58,100 --> 00:42:59,470 the faster we'll get stuff. 1132 00:43:02,633 --> 00:43:05,733 - For more "Below Deck Med," visit bravotv.com