1 00:00:02,333 --> 00:00:03,303 - Previously on "Below Deck Mediterranean..." 2 00:00:04,567 --> 00:00:07,167 - Tonight a problem arose with our chief stewardess, 3 00:00:07,166 --> 00:00:09,266 and you don't throw me under the bus 4 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:10,500 if you're the chief stew. 5 00:00:10,533 --> 00:00:12,433 Last night, the whole thing's bullsháá. 6 00:00:12,467 --> 00:00:13,627 - If you have a problem with me, 7 00:00:13,667 --> 00:00:14,997 we're gonna talk about it. 8 00:00:15,033 --> 00:00:16,703 Never go to the fáááing captain. 9 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:18,230 - Okay, let's just fáááing move on. 10 00:00:18,266 --> 00:00:19,396 - Come here. - All right, baby. 11 00:00:19,433 --> 00:00:20,403 - Okay? - Yeah. 12 00:00:20,433 --> 00:00:21,673 - Sometimes my sweetness 13 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:23,170 can come off as flirting, 14 00:00:23,166 --> 00:00:24,766 but I've got a guy that I really love. 15 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,100 - You are being flirty, though. 16 00:00:27,133 --> 00:00:29,173 - Danny, when you're helping out Ben, 17 00:00:29,166 --> 00:00:30,496 just stay out of the way. 18 00:00:30,533 --> 00:00:32,403 When there's no room, it's like, "Agh!" 19 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:35,533 - I want to help you do your job better. 20 00:00:35,567 --> 00:00:38,067 - I--I don't need your help to do my job better. 21 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:39,070 - That's fine. 22 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,200 - That's really pissed me off. 23 00:00:40,233 --> 00:00:41,573 - Welcome aboard. 24 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,330 - The itinerary says nothing except "bring girls." 25 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:47,203 - Daniel, Bryan, and Bobby. 26 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,330 We would like them to accompany us 27 00:00:49,367 --> 00:00:50,597 on the beach this afternoon. 28 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,600 - Hell, yeah. 29 00:00:51,633 --> 00:00:53,603 Beach, babes, drinks. 30 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:57,000 - The logical choice would be Bobby and Danny. 31 00:00:57,033 --> 00:00:59,703 - We're gonna party! 32 00:00:59,734 --> 00:01:01,534 [horn blares] 33 00:01:01,567 --> 00:01:04,467 [upbeat music] 34 00:01:04,467 --> 00:01:12,467 ♪ ♪ 35 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:18,730 [upbeat dance music] 36 00:01:18,734 --> 00:01:20,474 - Whoo! 37 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,770 - Welcome to Greece! 38 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,770 - That go-go dancer up there, man, she's smokin'. 39 00:01:25,767 --> 00:01:28,467 ♪ ♪ 40 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,730 That's a body right there. Mm. 41 00:01:30,767 --> 00:01:32,227 - Here's a challenge. 42 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:35,096 You or you, whoever can go up there and kiss her first 43 00:01:35,133 --> 00:01:36,503 wins 100 bucks. 44 00:01:36,533 --> 00:01:38,103 You want to go first? 45 00:01:38,133 --> 00:01:41,073 - Yeah, can we wait-- while she's dancing? 46 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,700 - You just have to go up there and kiss her. 47 00:01:43,734 --> 00:01:45,504 - I'm gonna go talk to her. 48 00:01:45,533 --> 00:01:47,303 Okay, here we go. 49 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:48,533 - Watch him. 50 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,430 - My friends over there... 51 00:02:04,533 --> 00:02:06,273 - [laughs] 52 00:02:08,533 --> 00:02:11,503 Bobby thinks he's got all the game in the world, right? 53 00:02:11,533 --> 00:02:13,403 I got no game; he's got the game. 54 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,400 I don't know girls; he knows girls. 55 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,730 - I don't think you know girls 56 00:02:16,767 --> 00:02:18,127 the way you think you know girls. 57 00:02:18,166 --> 00:02:20,226 - Shot down. 58 00:02:20,266 --> 00:02:22,366 - She rejected him. 59 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,070 - All right, now it's your turn. 60 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:25,070 - All right. - Your turn. 61 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:26,200 I'll give you a heads up; 62 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:27,533 she doesn't speak English very well. 63 00:02:27,567 --> 00:02:28,727 - No English. - No. 64 00:02:28,767 --> 00:02:31,097 - Let me show you how it's done, Bobby. 65 00:02:36,133 --> 00:02:38,233 - Oh, my God, he jumped up there. 66 00:02:38,266 --> 00:02:39,396 ♪ ♪ 67 00:02:39,433 --> 00:02:42,033 - Let's go, Danny! Whoo! 68 00:02:44,266 --> 00:02:45,396 - Look, look. 69 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:47,373 - No, no! No! 70 00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:50,626 - Yes. Come on. Come on. 71 00:02:50,667 --> 00:02:52,297 Yes. 72 00:02:55,066 --> 00:02:57,626 He has got way more game than you do. 73 00:02:57,667 --> 00:03:00,027 - Boom-shaka-laka. 74 00:03:00,033 --> 00:03:01,503 [laughs] 75 00:03:01,533 --> 00:03:03,103 - I won't pay up. 76 00:03:03,133 --> 00:03:05,703 I didn't even go for the cheek! 77 00:03:05,734 --> 00:03:07,634 Oh, that's not fair. - Whoo! 78 00:03:10,033 --> 00:03:11,303 - [laughs] 79 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:13,633 Karma is a bitch. 80 00:03:13,667 --> 00:03:15,167 [laughs] 81 00:03:22,533 --> 00:03:23,503 - Hello, Hannah. 82 00:03:23,533 --> 00:03:24,533 Are you feeling all right? 83 00:03:26,066 --> 00:03:27,096 - Go back to bed. 84 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:37,203 As chief stew, this is my baby and it's my ship, 85 00:03:37,233 --> 00:03:40,203 and I need to make sure everything is going perfectly 86 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,330 before I take any rest. 87 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:43,703 - Is this a thing that you have? - No. 88 00:03:43,734 --> 00:03:45,134 - Never? - No. 89 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,270 - All right, baby. 90 00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:54,433 - Hey, guys, I got more people to party! 91 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:55,727 [people cheering] 92 00:03:55,734 --> 00:03:58,474 [upbeat music] 93 00:03:58,500 --> 00:03:59,730 ♪ ♪ 94 00:03:59,767 --> 00:04:02,467 - I'm a bit scared about organizing his fruit drawer now. 95 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:03,730 - I would be too. 96 00:04:03,734 --> 00:04:06,334 - Hannah, I feel like Bobby's being a bit awkward. 97 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,433 - I kind of thought that might happen, darlin'. 98 00:04:08,467 --> 00:04:10,297 - [laughs] - I had to be honest. 99 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,773 - I know, but it doesn't-- it's weird. 100 00:04:11,767 --> 00:04:16,067 Like, he's being awkward, like, totally awkward. 101 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:17,500 - Avoiding you and stuff? 102 00:04:17,533 --> 00:04:18,773 - Not--well, a little bit, 103 00:04:18,767 --> 00:04:20,427 or he doesn't really want to talk to me, 104 00:04:20,467 --> 00:04:22,097 which is fair enough. 105 00:04:22,133 --> 00:04:25,103 He's, like, the only--one of the only kind of sane people 106 00:04:25,133 --> 00:04:27,703 on the boat that I can talk to. 107 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:29,634 - Hey. - Hey, what's up? 108 00:04:29,633 --> 00:04:31,773 - Just going over spots, because at first it looks good, 109 00:04:31,767 --> 00:04:33,197 and then it's streaky. 110 00:04:33,233 --> 00:04:34,733 - Yeah, just do the best you can, you know? 111 00:04:34,767 --> 00:04:37,697 This job takes enthusiasm and motivation. 112 00:04:37,734 --> 00:04:40,604 - This, I went over everything, so that's my last window. 113 00:04:40,633 --> 00:04:42,203 - This is ridiculous. 114 00:04:42,233 --> 00:04:43,503 That's what makes a good deckhand, 115 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:46,103 and Jen, although she says she's the best, 116 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:48,000 she just has no motivation. 117 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,470 Seems like she doesn't want to be here. 118 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:51,100 Hey, real quick, give a squeegee. 119 00:04:51,133 --> 00:04:54,133 Steal the hose from them, and then we'll go from there. 120 00:04:54,133 --> 00:04:55,673 - Wait. 121 00:04:55,667 --> 00:04:58,127 Daniel, Daniel, Hannah. 122 00:04:58,133 --> 00:05:00,103 - Hey, we got a party, baby! 123 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,133 I have a plan. 124 00:05:01,166 --> 00:05:03,466 We're gonna have f-u-n, okay? 125 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:04,530 What's that? What's that? 126 00:05:04,533 --> 00:05:05,673 - Fun. - Fun. 127 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:08,100 - Daniel, Daniel, Hannah. 128 00:05:09,133 --> 00:05:11,403 [music pulsing] - [whooping] 129 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:12,770 - The reins have been pulled down. 130 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 ♪ ♪ 131 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,530 - Heeeeeey! 132 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:18,497 - This is ridiculous. 133 00:05:18,533 --> 00:05:20,003 - I don't know what he's doing on the beach, 134 00:05:20,033 --> 00:05:21,333 whether he's distracted. 135 00:05:21,367 --> 00:05:23,467 We just need to do the best that we can 136 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,100 and pray my head doesn't explode 137 00:05:25,133 --> 00:05:27,003 all over their starter. 138 00:05:27,033 --> 00:05:30,173 Daniel, Daniel, Hannah. 139 00:05:30,166 --> 00:05:33,166 [upbeat music] 140 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,426 ♪ ♪ 141 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:37,667 These guys here, they are, like, millionaires. 142 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:40,430 They got yachts. They got Jet Skis. 143 00:05:40,433 --> 00:05:43,773 ♪ ♪ 144 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,570 - We can. It depends on whenever these guys are ready. 145 00:05:47,567 --> 00:05:49,297 We got hot tubs. 146 00:05:51,033 --> 00:05:52,173 - Let's take it. 147 00:05:52,166 --> 00:05:54,166 - Take it to the yacht? - Take it to the yacht. 148 00:05:54,166 --> 00:05:55,996 - We're gonna party on a yacht tonight. 149 00:05:56,033 --> 00:05:57,533 You're in? You're in? - We're good. 150 00:05:57,567 --> 00:05:59,297 - You're in? - Yes, she is. 151 00:05:59,333 --> 00:06:01,403 - You're coming to the yacht, right, with your friend? 152 00:06:01,433 --> 00:06:02,573 And you're coming too? 153 00:06:02,567 --> 00:06:05,027 I'm like that genie from Aladdin. 154 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:06,173 What are your three wishes? 155 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:08,366 Fun? Girls? More girls? 156 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,070 [clicks tongue] I got you, baby. 157 00:06:13,767 --> 00:06:15,167 - Yeah. - All right, cool. 158 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,530 - Then I gotta figure out which girl 159 00:06:16,567 --> 00:06:18,467 I'm gonna take back to the master suite. 160 00:06:18,467 --> 00:06:20,197 - Oh, man. That's all you. 161 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,470 Hey, Bobby, can I borrow your walkie? 162 00:06:22,467 --> 00:06:23,567 Yeah, thank you. 163 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,330 - [scoffs] 164 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:28,073 ♪ ♪ 165 00:06:28,066 --> 00:06:29,596 - Hannah, Hannah, Daniel. 166 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,070 - Go ahead, Daniel. 167 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:33,730 - We are planning to come back to the yacht 168 00:06:33,734 --> 00:06:35,204 at 7:00. 169 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,130 The guests would like to have dinner. 170 00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:42,126 And we have an extra eight guests on top of 171 00:06:42,166 --> 00:06:44,726 the current charter guests that we have. 172 00:06:44,734 --> 00:06:47,334 - Copy that. Thanks. 173 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:49,333 - I think they just said 174 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,567 how many guests tonight, Ben. 175 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,700 - Well, I'd like to know the answer, please. 176 00:06:52,734 --> 00:06:55,074 - I think 13. 177 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:57,070 - 7:00 p.m., 13 people. 178 00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,730 - 7:00 p.m.? - Yeah. 179 00:06:58,767 --> 00:07:00,467 - Are you kidding me? 180 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:02,030 - I don't think he understood. 181 00:07:02,066 --> 00:07:03,226 I mean, if we're gonna pick 'em up at 7:00, 182 00:07:03,233 --> 00:07:04,333 how are we gonna pick 'em up at 7:00 183 00:07:04,367 --> 00:07:05,467 and have dinner at 7:00? 184 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:06,770 - For 13. - For 13. 185 00:07:06,767 --> 00:07:08,097 - With half an hour's notice. 186 00:07:08,133 --> 00:07:11,633 - I'm gonna get started setting up upstairs. 187 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:15,467 [lively music] 188 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,730 - 13? Oh, my. - Thanks, Daniel. 189 00:07:17,767 --> 00:07:20,627 ♪ ♪ 190 00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:23,697 - You ready? Let's go, baby. 191 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:25,234 - We're gonna have a great dinner, 192 00:07:25,266 --> 00:07:26,596 because you're the man. 193 00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:29,033 You got the most character. 194 00:07:29,066 --> 00:07:31,366 Screw him; I'll party with you any day of the week. 195 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:32,497 - [laughs] 196 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,300 Give me a hug, bro. 197 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:36,403 I'm always getting so much flak for interacting 198 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:40,600 with the guests, and finally it's so gratifying 199 00:07:40,633 --> 00:07:42,373 to be recognized. 200 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,270 - That's everybody? - Daniel! 201 00:07:44,266 --> 00:07:46,396 - Daniel! Daniel! 202 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,130 - [laughing] 203 00:07:49,166 --> 00:07:52,226 I got you! - I miss you! 204 00:07:52,266 --> 00:07:53,526 - I got you. 205 00:07:53,533 --> 00:07:55,133 - All right, I'm gonna do a meat platter quickly, 206 00:07:55,133 --> 00:07:56,533 and then we do a shrimp cocktail as well. 207 00:07:56,533 --> 00:07:57,533 Thank you, ladies. 208 00:07:57,567 --> 00:07:58,997 You gonna be all right with that? 209 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,270 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. 210 00:08:01,266 --> 00:08:02,466 Fááá my life. 211 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,100 Oh, get ready, Tiff. 212 00:08:04,133 --> 00:08:06,103 - Put on your stew face. 213 00:08:07,133 --> 00:08:08,503 - Greetings. 214 00:08:10,233 --> 00:08:12,133 No shoes. - No shoes? 215 00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:14,126 - No shoes. - No shoes. 216 00:08:14,133 --> 00:08:15,403 Thank you. 217 00:08:15,433 --> 00:08:17,173 - It's very common for guests 218 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:19,026 to bring people back to the boat, 219 00:08:19,033 --> 00:08:22,233 but I'm a very, very, very big fan of manners. 220 00:08:22,266 --> 00:08:23,426 I don't care whether 221 00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:25,503 you're the president of the United States 222 00:08:25,533 --> 00:08:26,573 or the cleaner. 223 00:08:26,567 --> 00:08:28,427 Just in this shoe box over here. 224 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:31,227 This is gonna be a long night. 225 00:08:31,266 --> 00:08:33,266 I'm gonna set you up for dinner inside. 226 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:35,300 - Hello. - Hi, there. 227 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:37,000 - Yeah, whatever you like. - Excellent. 228 00:08:38,033 --> 00:08:41,033 - Yeah, me too. - Champagne? Sure. 229 00:08:41,033 --> 00:08:43,373 - Captain! - How are you doing? 230 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:46,270 - Daniel-san is the man. 231 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:47,370 - [chuckles] 232 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,700 - Bobby? He's a pretender. 233 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:51,300 - Okay, I'll remember that. 234 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:53,270 - One's a ninja; the other's a grasshopper. 235 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,430 - [scoffs] It's so lame, 236 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,167 how these guests are obsessed with Danny. 237 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,700 It's just like, "I thought you guys were smart." 238 00:08:58,734 --> 00:09:00,274 - Hey, boys. - Hey, man. 239 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:01,730 - 'Sup? How we doing? 240 00:09:01,734 --> 00:09:03,034 How'd it go? - Great. 241 00:09:03,066 --> 00:09:04,566 - You having fun yet? - Oh, yeah. 242 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:06,330 - Captain, I'm just gonna salute you, man. 243 00:09:06,367 --> 00:09:08,527 That was good. That was fun. 244 00:09:08,567 --> 00:09:09,597 [laughs] 245 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:10,600 - Good enough. 246 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,400 - So back to--back to work? 247 00:09:12,433 --> 00:09:14,473 - Yup. - Got it. 248 00:09:14,467 --> 00:09:17,197 [people cheering] 249 00:09:17,233 --> 00:09:19,273 - Tomorrow we'll bring back a bunch of people 250 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:20,470 who only want to Jet Ski all day. 251 00:09:20,467 --> 00:09:21,697 [laughs] 252 00:09:21,734 --> 00:09:22,734 That'll be our payback. 253 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:26,130 - You want to go first or me? 254 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,726 - You can go first. - Okay. 255 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:31,174 - Thanks for bringing that bunch back. 256 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,200 - Fáááing miserable. 257 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,670 [women cheer] - Yeah, man. 258 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,330 - I would never in a million years 259 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:38,273 go talk to those girls; they're fáááing busted. 260 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,670 You know? They are. 261 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:41,500 I chatted with the guys, mostly. 262 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:44,030 - Oh, gosh. Anyway, thanks. 263 00:09:44,066 --> 00:09:50,226 - Someday I hope to be in love and happy and married and-- 264 00:09:50,233 --> 00:09:53,203 If I marry a Frenchwoman, I will speak French again. 265 00:09:53,233 --> 00:09:54,773 I will learn the language. 266 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,370 - So we're going to France 267 00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:58,097 for you to marry a Frenchwoman, then? 268 00:09:58,133 --> 00:09:59,203 - Sure, let's go. 269 00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:01,203 [all talking] 270 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:02,433 - [laughs] 271 00:10:02,467 --> 00:10:03,697 - You can only laugh, right? 272 00:10:03,734 --> 00:10:05,504 - Well, you can't do anything else. 273 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,770 Otherwise, you'd go to prison. 274 00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:09,767 - Exactly. [laughing] 275 00:10:09,767 --> 00:10:12,627 - This is frustrating me to another level. 276 00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:14,633 I would prefer him not be in the galley. 277 00:10:14,633 --> 00:10:17,273 - I don't know why you like to start drama, Hannah. 278 00:10:20,367 --> 00:10:22,267 - Get the fááá away from me. 279 00:10:26,066 --> 00:10:26,426 - Hey, how you guys doing? 280 00:10:27,233 --> 00:10:30,733 [people cheering] 281 00:10:30,767 --> 00:10:32,727 Keep enjoying yourself, guys, right? 282 00:10:32,767 --> 00:10:35,367 Unfortunately, I have to get back to work, but-- 283 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,730 - No. - What? 284 00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:38,997 - I'll chime in here and there, but I can't-- 285 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,630 you know, I got to do my job, so there you go. 286 00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:43,667 But I'll...[mumbling] Okay? 287 00:10:43,667 --> 00:10:45,467 [laughs] 288 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:48,370 - It's the worst fáááing day ever to get a migraine. 289 00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:53,133 - I could think of someone to punch in the face. 290 00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:55,133 - I don't think this fridge is working. 291 00:10:55,166 --> 00:10:57,096 - Awesome. - Gins and blacks. 292 00:10:57,133 --> 00:10:58,403 Hot tub's filling. 293 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,270 - Hot tub's heating now. - And heating. 294 00:11:00,266 --> 00:11:02,396 So I guess this is a good time. Okay. 295 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,230 - Do we have enough chairs? 296 00:11:04,266 --> 00:11:05,166 - I don't know. 297 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,170 - [laughs] We don't. 298 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,696 Deck crew, deck crew, 299 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:11,530 can someone bring four chairs down from the aft deck, please? 300 00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,567 - If there's anything that I can help you ladies out 301 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,700 to make it easier, just let me know, 302 00:11:15,734 --> 00:11:18,274 'cause I know it's extra people and that's extra work. 303 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,700 I got you, okay? 304 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:21,030 Cool, no problem. 305 00:11:21,033 --> 00:11:23,033 - Danny keeps talking about helping us, 306 00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:25,703 but it would be super cool if he actually helped us. 307 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,630 - We're doing buffet-style now, darling? 308 00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:29,397 - Fááá yeah, we are. 309 00:11:34,033 --> 00:11:35,573 - Put the napkins up there. 310 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,300 - I am so sorry. 311 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,673 I just made your job way difficult. 312 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:40,030 - It is what it is. 313 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,303 - I'm gonna do what I can to kind of make this 314 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,170 a little bit smoother for y'all, okay? 315 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,700 - Are you also gonna cut me a bigger paycheck as well? 316 00:11:46,734 --> 00:11:48,474 [laughter] 317 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,170 - That accent's incredible, isn't it? 318 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,170 Hers and yours. 319 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,170 - [laughs] 320 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,200 - You are from... Germany? 321 00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:56,673 - No, I'm English. 322 00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:59,030 Sorry, I'm definitely not German. 323 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,196 - So sorry. 324 00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:02,233 - Basically still in Europe, at least, hey? 325 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:04,703 - All right, so we're good. 326 00:12:04,734 --> 00:12:06,704 - Yeah, you just go and prepare yourself 327 00:12:06,734 --> 00:12:08,074 for a pretty horrible evening. 328 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,430 - You got it. - Thank you. 329 00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:13,597 [upbeat music] 330 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,473 - Look at these dresses. 331 00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:17,567 - They're shrinking right up. 332 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,730 Mine's gonna be, like, up my ass. 333 00:12:19,734 --> 00:12:21,034 - Just don't bend over. 334 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,230 - Hannah. 335 00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:31,303 [women shrieking] 336 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,503 - [whispering] What the fááá? 337 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:35,100 [women shrieking] - Whoo! 338 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:37,070 [laughs] 339 00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:40,367 - Really? - Yeah. 340 00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:42,367 - They're bad? - They're screaming so loud. 341 00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:44,627 And my head is about to fáááing explode. 342 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,303 - Hannah and I are fine. 343 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,603 Ugh, babe, I'm sorry. 344 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:50,773 I do value Hannah's friendship. 345 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,600 On a night like this, use your resources. 346 00:12:53,633 --> 00:12:55,633 If you're not feeling good, then, you know... 347 00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:57,233 - Daniel-san! 348 00:12:57,266 --> 00:12:58,296 Daniel-san! 349 00:12:58,333 --> 00:12:59,733 How's dinner coming along? 350 00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:02,167 - Good. I was just about to come up and let you know. 351 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,500 - Is there enough room for all of us? 352 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,500 - Yeah. 353 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,770 - Why is the boat rocking so much? 354 00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:08,197 We're not even moving. - We are in water. 355 00:13:08,233 --> 00:13:10,103 Water goes like that. 356 00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:12,103 - Hey, it can't be all girls on one side. 357 00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:14,233 - Oh, you have no clue. - You all gotta come over here. 358 00:13:14,266 --> 00:13:17,996 - This is, like, my least favorite type of service-- 359 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,770 not very silver service. 360 00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:23,126 - It's more kind of - [slurring] a bunch of mates. 361 00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:25,403 And if they want to do that, they should probably 362 00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:28,773 just stay at the bar and order a few buckets of chicken. 363 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,270 [overlapping chatter, shouting] 364 00:13:30,266 --> 00:13:31,466 - Ben? - Yes. 365 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,270 - At the end of the night, we want milkshakes 366 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:35,530 with some rum in 'em. - Sure. 367 00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:37,527 - [laughs] - Wax on, wax off! 368 00:13:37,533 --> 00:13:39,003 - Hey, look at that. You see that? 369 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,230 - Daniel-san, you are my new hero. 370 00:13:41,266 --> 00:13:42,496 I want you to come work for me. 371 00:13:42,533 --> 00:13:43,733 I'll be my star sales rep. 372 00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:44,667 - Sounds good. 373 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,670 - Hey, man, you got a job. 374 00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:51,997 [laughter] 375 00:13:52,033 --> 00:13:53,403 - Because you know what? 376 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,703 Bobby, even though he's got, like, a half-ass tattoo... 377 00:13:56,734 --> 00:13:58,704 - [laughs] - Oof. 378 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:02,170 - You're better. - Oh! 379 00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:04,496 - Daniel gets off on talking to the guests. 380 00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:07,133 He's not a yachtie; he's a salesman. 381 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:09,296 So it's almost sometimes like he's acting 382 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,300 rather than working. 383 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,700 - Hey, look at that guy right there. 384 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:17,570 You're cool, but he's really cool. 385 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,500 Daniel-san is the man. 386 00:14:20,533 --> 00:14:21,633 - Oh, my God. 387 00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:23,427 - Can you make those milkshakes for us again? 388 00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:25,033 - I'm gonna do my best, I promise. 389 00:14:25,033 --> 00:14:28,703 Poor Bobby. - [laughs] Bam. 390 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,170 - "Danny's the man." I'm gonna lose my sháá. 391 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:32,726 I just don't want to fáááing hear it. 392 00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:34,727 I'm fáááing sick and tired of this Goddamn kid. 393 00:14:34,734 --> 00:14:36,334 Oh, God. 394 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,073 Now Danny's on this high pedestal, 395 00:14:38,066 --> 00:14:40,196 and he's gonna think he's so fáááing cool. 396 00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:41,603 - You can't do anything but laugh. 397 00:14:41,633 --> 00:14:43,533 - It's not that I'm getting the digs. 398 00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:45,697 It's that I can't deliver digs back. 399 00:14:45,734 --> 00:14:47,434 - [sighs] 400 00:14:47,467 --> 00:14:48,997 - We work so hard to help Danny 401 00:14:49,033 --> 00:14:51,203 not fááá up left and right, 402 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,530 and for some reason, 403 00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:56,167 Jerry loves this fáááing idiot, 404 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,270 and it is not helping me and Bryan. 405 00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:00,470 "Like, dude, you don't even know the half about this kid." 406 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,200 You know? 407 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,070 - Whoo-ooh! 408 00:15:04,066 --> 00:15:05,996 - Hopefully, he's just gonna be more of a yes-man 409 00:15:06,033 --> 00:15:07,273 and more positive now 410 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:09,430 and just gonna do what I say without questioning it. 411 00:15:09,467 --> 00:15:11,597 It's not Daniel's role 412 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,100 to try to create experiences that they're gonna remember. 413 00:15:14,133 --> 00:15:17,033 We want them to enjoy the space that they're in 414 00:15:17,066 --> 00:15:19,166 and create memories around themselves. 415 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,370 - Daniel-san! You're my man. 416 00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:23,497 - We don't look to the greenest deckhand 417 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,570 to act like a clown on a yacht. 418 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,430 - Hannah's trying to keep it together. 419 00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:28,497 - Don't let it get you. 420 00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:33,366 - What's happening? 421 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,430 How's it going? 422 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:38,167 [people cheering] 423 00:15:39,467 --> 00:15:41,197 - Okay, let's go with dinner, please. 424 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:43,633 - Can we just finish water and wine service? 425 00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:46,103 - Um, you should have communicated that earlier. 426 00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:47,333 - Yeah. 427 00:15:47,367 --> 00:15:48,627 Yeah. 428 00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:50,603 - [slurring] Wait until you guys see what's coming. 429 00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:51,733 - Oh, my goodness. 430 00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:53,167 - Do you want to tell me what it is? 431 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,300 - Brown rice with roasted vegetables-- 432 00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:58,403 eggplants, peppers, onions-- and chopped almond. 433 00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,730 - All right. 434 00:15:59,767 --> 00:16:03,397 Feta saganyaki, brown rice with Mediterranean vegetables. 435 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,770 - What did you guys do without us? 436 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,530 Who was with you last night? 437 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,403 - Nobody, nobody. 438 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,000 - Well, I'm sorry you weren't there. 439 00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:12,273 - I'm really competitive right now. 440 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:14,300 - Nobody-- - Is Angelina Jolie here? 441 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,100 - These are done. - Mmm. 442 00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:18,373 - The feta cheese is good. 443 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,730 - It is America! - Excellent. 444 00:16:20,767 --> 00:16:23,127 Are these appetizers? 445 00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,273 - [laughs] This is dinner. 446 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:26,000 - Oh, that's dinner? - Yes. 447 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,470 - They're the entrées. [laughter] 448 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,070 - [slurring] All I care about 449 00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:34,530 is the milkshakes with some rum or vodka in 'em. 450 00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:37,003 - Sweet. 451 00:16:37,033 --> 00:16:38,403 - Jerry, how good are the milkshakes? 452 00:16:38,433 --> 00:16:39,573 - When the milkshake comes out, 453 00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:40,597 you'll be like... 454 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,570 - Intense expression. 455 00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:47,667 - No, you guys should stay. We're gonna have fun. 456 00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:49,170 There's a hot tub on the upper deck. 457 00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,196 It's awesome. 458 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,230 - Daniel-san! 459 00:16:53,266 --> 00:16:55,166 - Yeah! 460 00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:56,366 [laughs] 461 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,570 Better than him screaming "Daniel-san" every second. 462 00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:03,297 - Danny has no idea of his position on board. 463 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:04,570 - I'm loving this crowd. 464 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,400 This is the crowd right here. 465 00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:08,003 - I'm so sick of him getting in the way 466 00:17:08,033 --> 00:17:09,103 of me doing my job. 467 00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:11,573 - You are the charter king. 468 00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:12,667 - [laughs] 469 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,030 - They love him. 470 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,126 - At least someone does. 471 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:17,026 - Enough people hate him, right? 472 00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:19,173 - He looks like the Karate Kid. 473 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,430 - [laughs] I even have a bandana. 474 00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:23,027 - Wax on, wax off. 475 00:17:23,066 --> 00:17:25,196 - I'll put it on just for you. How about that? 476 00:17:25,233 --> 00:17:27,203 - You're my man. - You're my man, baby. 477 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,270 - I think we have to think about 478 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,070 a slightly different schedule for tonight 479 00:17:31,066 --> 00:17:32,326 'cause of late-night tender runs... 480 00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:34,267 get all the guests back ashore. 481 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:35,730 It's just gonna be very time-consuming. 482 00:17:35,734 --> 00:17:37,604 - It's Jen's night tonight. 483 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,170 - I thought that Daniel was late. 484 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,330 - No, he's been summoned to the galley. 485 00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:44,073 He's gonna stay in there. 486 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,400 Captain, how do you feel 487 00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:47,703 about Daniel being so interactive with the guests? 488 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,434 - I think he's doing more good in the galley 489 00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:50,667 than he's doing with the guests. 490 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,400 I think we're just gonna have to gut it out. 491 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,330 - How y'all doing? 492 00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:02,167 - All crew, all crew, wind speed is increasing. 493 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,230 - Jen, tie that line. - He's not gonna make it. 494 00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:06,103 - Sháá, sháá, sháá, sháá. - Stay down. 495 00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:07,433 - I'm losing it. - This is not good. 496 00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:15,467 - Daniel-san! 497 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,100 [laughs] 498 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,370 - Hey. 499 00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:19,497 - So Ben is very aware 500 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:22,003 that having Danny in the galley drives me insane. 501 00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:26,767 And Ben apologizes 502 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,630 and then yet decides to piss me off like that, 503 00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:31,373 so he's very confusing. 504 00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:33,327 - Benji! 505 00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:35,767 - Straws? - Yeah, why not? 506 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,230 All right, if they're not sufficiently inebriated 507 00:18:38,233 --> 00:18:41,103 after that, they might be immune to alcohol. 508 00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:43,133 [laughter] 509 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:45,626 - Really? - Oh, here we go! 510 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:49,327 - Milkshake! - Oh, yeah. 511 00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:52,597 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's delicious. 512 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:55,103 Hey, Ben, Ben, Ben! 513 00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:56,673 Get out here, Ben! Get out here! 514 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,127 Ben-- - Oh, that's good, Ben. 515 00:18:58,133 --> 00:18:59,403 - Is it? Good, good. 516 00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:01,003 - Oh! - Cheers, everyone. 517 00:19:01,033 --> 00:19:03,333 [overlapping chatter] 518 00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:04,667 All right, guys, well, enjoy. 519 00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:06,597 - Thank you, my man. - Cheers, everyone. 520 00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:08,503 - How's your head? 521 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,100 - We got this. 522 00:19:16,767 --> 00:19:18,767 Boys, boys. 523 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,500 - Wha-tooo! 524 00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:23,203 [people cheering] 525 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,400 both: Wax on, wax off. 526 00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:31,296 - Toyota. [imitating Japanese] 527 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,700 [laughter] 528 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,000 - Daniel-san! 529 00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:38,403 I'm pretty sure these girls are over it 530 00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:39,573 just as much as we are. 531 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,000 - Can they stay for a while tonight? 532 00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:46,403 - Well, they'll get a ride too, later. 533 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:52,133 - It's not that we don't want to stay, but... 534 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,696 - Well, maybe we should go join them. 535 00:19:56,734 --> 00:19:59,504 - We're boating from here to the other island. 536 00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,003 - Deck crew, Hannah. 537 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,503 It looks like they're wrapping up dinner 538 00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:05,033 and the girls might need a tender to shore. 539 00:20:05,066 --> 00:20:07,166 - Okay, copy that. Game time, baby. 540 00:20:08,734 --> 00:20:09,704 - You got my email. 541 00:20:10,734 --> 00:20:12,134 - [grunts] 542 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:14,470 Bobby, Bobby, Bryan. 543 00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:15,727 We're ready to go when they are. 544 00:20:15,734 --> 00:20:16,734 - Cool. Copy that. 545 00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:19,267 - Bobby! [people cheer] 546 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,430 - All right, time to go. He's the boss. 547 00:20:21,467 --> 00:20:23,997 All right, we'll see you guys off. 548 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:27,573 - None of 'em got lucky. 549 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,000 Well, welcome to the club. 550 00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:31,273 - You have my number. 551 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,430 - Take it easy, guys. - Bye! 552 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,470 - You did really well tonight. 553 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,530 - Can I touch on two things with you quickly? 554 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:44,667 - Yeah, go for it. 555 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:47,430 - Firstly, I got, like, a tiny bit annoyed tonight 556 00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:51,097 because in the middle of my water, bread, wine service, 557 00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:53,170 and you started sending food out. 558 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,370 - Honey-- - And now I need-- 559 00:20:54,367 --> 00:20:55,627 - Honey, hold on one second. 560 00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:57,297 They were already at the table. - Yeah. 561 00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:58,773 - All right. 562 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,200 - Okay. 563 00:21:00,233 --> 00:21:03,503 - Hannah is gonna fight me tooth and nail... 564 00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:05,773 on everything. 565 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,500 It never stops. 566 00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:09,103 - But you also need to understand 567 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,470 that you're the one who's got him in the galley, 568 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:14,330 and this is also frustrating me to another level, 569 00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:15,497 but I'm trying to, like-- 570 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,500 - Well, he's doing a lot for you as well. 571 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,570 - What? 572 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,730 - He's cleaning your stations. 573 00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:22,227 - I would much prefer to clean my own station 574 00:21:22,266 --> 00:21:23,596 and him not be in the galley. 575 00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:25,103 - I thought he was great. 576 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:27,230 - He's great because he's helping you out a lot, 577 00:21:27,233 --> 00:21:29,673 and I understand that, and that's why I'm trying 578 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:31,127 to work with it, Ben. 579 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,996 - I'm glad you are, because it's my kitchen, 580 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,070 and if I decide that he's gonna work with me, 581 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,670 he's gonna decide to work with me. 582 00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:38,527 - Okay. Yeah, yeah, cool. 583 00:21:38,533 --> 00:21:40,673 - When Hannah's angry, 584 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,500 I would compare her to a bull in a bull ring. 585 00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:44,533 - Sweet. 586 00:21:44,567 --> 00:21:47,497 - And if that makes me the matador, 587 00:21:47,533 --> 00:21:49,273 watch out, Hannah. 588 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,526 - Okay, thank you. 589 00:21:50,567 --> 00:21:51,597 - Mm-hmm. 590 00:21:51,633 --> 00:21:53,773 Have a nice evening. 591 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:01,527 [upbeat music] 592 00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:05,267 ♪ ♪ 593 00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:06,666 - Bryan, Bryan. - Yes? 594 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,330 - Just keep your eye over your shoulder 595 00:22:08,367 --> 00:22:09,667 at the cliffs there. 596 00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:11,167 We're getting pretty close. 597 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,700 The wind's picking up. 598 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:14,230 - Yeah, I will. 599 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,400 - Hannah. 600 00:22:18,166 --> 00:22:19,526 - Oh, listen, thank you, I-- 601 00:22:19,567 --> 00:22:22,167 - Thanks. 602 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,666 You are the bomb. 603 00:22:25,433 --> 00:22:26,633 Why are you down there? 604 00:22:26,667 --> 00:22:28,167 - Oh, God, this feels good. 605 00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:29,426 - You're so pretty. 606 00:22:29,433 --> 00:22:31,133 - No. - Yes, you are. 607 00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:32,396 I have great taste. 608 00:22:32,433 --> 00:22:33,573 Maybe it's a girl thing, 609 00:22:33,567 --> 00:22:35,267 or maybe it's a me specific thing, 610 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:38,000 but it's like when Ben pisses me off, 611 00:22:38,033 --> 00:22:40,303 if I go and kind of do something with Bobby, 612 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:43,403 it's almost like a little bit of a dagger to Ben. 613 00:22:43,433 --> 00:22:45,503 Bye, guys. - See you in a little bit. 614 00:22:45,533 --> 00:22:47,003 Have fun. 615 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,033 - You look great. 616 00:22:50,033 --> 00:22:51,103 - Good morning. 617 00:22:51,133 --> 00:22:52,533 - Morning, Jerry. How you doing? 618 00:22:52,567 --> 00:22:54,197 - I'm gonna be feeling pretty good here 619 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,300 in probably about an hour. 620 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,073 - [laughs] 621 00:22:57,066 --> 00:22:58,596 - Is it gonna be cloudy like this all day? 622 00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,730 - Well, that, I can't tell you. 623 00:22:59,767 --> 00:23:01,297 - Hope it warms up a little bit. 624 00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:03,003 We want to get in the water today. 625 00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:04,273 - Oh, you will. 626 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:05,600 - See if my boys are awake yet. 627 00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:08,596 All right. - Okay. 628 00:23:08,633 --> 00:23:10,173 - See you later. - See you in a bit. 629 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:17,030 - Do you want a coffee? - Yes, please. 630 00:23:20,367 --> 00:23:21,727 - Good morning. - Good morning. 631 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,574 - I wonder where I might get coffee. 632 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,170 - Espresso? 633 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,200 - Maybe regular coffee. 634 00:23:26,233 --> 00:23:28,273 Milk, cream. - Sure. 635 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:30,200 - Super. Thank you. - My pleasure. 636 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,300 - What the fááá is going on around here? 637 00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:35,733 No one told me the guests are up. 638 00:23:35,767 --> 00:23:38,627 I wish I had been woken earlier, guys, to be honest. 639 00:23:38,633 --> 00:23:39,703 - Well, honey-- 640 00:23:39,734 --> 00:23:41,104 - I kind of want to know about it. 641 00:23:41,133 --> 00:23:42,373 - Okay. 642 00:23:42,367 --> 00:23:43,767 - I don't want to be late for the guests, 643 00:23:43,767 --> 00:23:46,467 because now I have to throw something together real quick. 644 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:49,430 May as well do lamp chops for breakfast, actually. 645 00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:54,630 - I think Ben and I have, like, got this relationship already 646 00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:57,733 where it's just like--almost like an old married couple. 647 00:23:57,767 --> 00:23:59,367 We bicker. We fight. 648 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,630 We put up with each other. 649 00:24:01,667 --> 00:24:03,467 And that's it. 650 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,230 - Did I seem pretty drunk to you last night? 651 00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:07,233 - No. - I remember the milkshake. 652 00:24:07,233 --> 00:24:08,733 - Of course you do. [laughs] 653 00:24:08,767 --> 00:24:10,767 - Yeah, that's all he remembered. 654 00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:12,227 - I wasn't being stupid, was I? 655 00:24:12,266 --> 00:24:14,066 - No. - Oh, jeez. 656 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:15,300 - Well, I got to go now. 657 00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:16,733 [laughter] 658 00:24:16,767 --> 00:24:18,267 Breakfast will be ready soon. 659 00:24:18,266 --> 00:24:21,266 [upbeat music] 660 00:24:21,266 --> 00:24:22,726 ♪ ♪ 661 00:24:22,767 --> 00:24:26,067 - Wow, this omelet's sexy as hell. 662 00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:28,230 - Bryan, Bryan, looks like weather is clearing. 663 00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:30,126 We need to be able to launch all the water toys 664 00:24:30,166 --> 00:24:31,226 after breakfast. 665 00:24:31,266 --> 00:24:32,266 - Copy that. 666 00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:33,330 - Great. Thank you. 667 00:24:33,367 --> 00:24:34,467 - I woke up at 7:00, though. 668 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,130 The boat was, like... 669 00:24:36,133 --> 00:24:37,603 - All right, my lovelies. 670 00:24:37,633 --> 00:24:40,403 I'm gonna get out these lamb choppy-woppies. 671 00:24:40,433 --> 00:24:44,103 Just thought I'd put everyone in a good mood, you know? 672 00:24:44,133 --> 00:24:45,503 I'm good at that. 673 00:24:49,033 --> 00:24:50,533 - Is that all there is to go out right now? 674 00:24:50,533 --> 00:24:53,003 - No, babe. No, babe. There's more, babe. 675 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:55,533 - Bacon and lamb cutlets. 676 00:24:55,567 --> 00:24:58,527 - They call me the charter king, man. 677 00:24:58,567 --> 00:25:00,667 - The charter king. - That's what they say. 678 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:03,300 "Daniel, you're the charter king." 679 00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:05,173 - Good for you, man. - Thanks, man. 680 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,130 - Hopefully, that feels good. 681 00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:10,026 But remember they're the Charter King. 682 00:25:10,066 --> 00:25:12,266 - Hey, man, I already told them it's not about me. 683 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:13,300 It's about them. 684 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:14,530 I said it many times. 685 00:25:14,567 --> 00:25:16,427 - This is the shrimp omelet. 686 00:25:16,467 --> 00:25:17,997 - Where's everybody else's omelet? 687 00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:19,273 - [chuckles] - Oh! 688 00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:20,400 - Are they happy? - They are. 689 00:25:20,433 --> 00:25:21,703 - All right, good. 690 00:25:21,734 --> 00:25:23,174 - What's our plan, fellas? 691 00:25:23,166 --> 00:25:24,566 - You guys want to do some Jet Skiing now? 692 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,700 - Yeah. - Let's do it. 693 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:27,130 - Mark, Mark, Bryan. 694 00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:28,496 Guests are ready to get in the water. 695 00:25:28,533 --> 00:25:29,703 - You're good to go. 696 00:25:29,734 --> 00:25:31,574 You guys want to have a race around the boat? 697 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,000 - [yells] - Oh, my God. 698 00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:36,300 - Whoo! 699 00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:38,270 [upbeat music] 700 00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,070 - The Jet Skis are old as sháá. 701 00:25:40,066 --> 00:25:42,066 So are these guests. I think they can handle it. 702 00:25:42,066 --> 00:25:45,696 ♪ ♪ 703 00:25:45,734 --> 00:25:47,574 - All right, Bobby, you're breaking for lunch. 704 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,200 When you go for lunch, I'm gonna give you 705 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,300 an hour-and-a-half break. 706 00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:51,303 - All right. - Okay? 707 00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:55,133 ♪ ♪ 708 00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:56,726 - I had so much fun last night. 709 00:25:56,767 --> 00:25:58,267 You know what? I'll even claim it. 710 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:00,430 This charter is my favorite charter. 711 00:26:00,467 --> 00:26:02,567 Yeah, you guys are my favorite charter. 712 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,170 [laughs] 713 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,170 - Copy that. 714 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,070 All right. 715 00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:24,070 It's certainly getting windier. 716 00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:26,230 - Definitely gonna make docking a real challenge. 717 00:26:26,266 --> 00:26:30,096 We just want to get as much of the boat 718 00:26:30,133 --> 00:26:31,733 as close to the dock as we can. 719 00:26:31,767 --> 00:26:33,327 - Okay. - 'Cause it's gonna be nasty. 720 00:26:33,367 --> 00:26:34,427 It's gonna be a tough one. 721 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,500 - I decided to do a little something special, 722 00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:41,770 and we're gonna call this the MVP tip. 723 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,500 - It's crazy. 724 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:45,270 - Any guesses who that's going to? 725 00:26:50,433 --> 00:26:51,003 - Hannah, a seagull flew by 726 00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:54,233 and drank my complete drink. 727 00:26:54,233 --> 00:26:55,573 - I'll make you another one. 728 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,070 - How we doing? 729 00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:58,630 We're gonna head to the dock 730 00:26:58,633 --> 00:27:00,103 and get us in a safe, secure place. 731 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:01,330 - Yeah, it's pretty windy here. 732 00:27:01,367 --> 00:27:02,627 - We'll have lunch inside, then. 733 00:27:02,633 --> 00:27:03,733 - That's fine, yeah. 734 00:27:03,767 --> 00:27:05,097 - No problem. 735 00:27:05,133 --> 00:27:06,533 - Look at those, man. 736 00:27:06,567 --> 00:27:07,727 They're, like, 4, 5s out there. 737 00:27:07,767 --> 00:27:08,997 - That is a 4-, 5-foot swell. 738 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,670 - 5-foot swells, baby. 739 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:13,270 - I've been part of a lot of dockage of large yachts, 740 00:27:13,266 --> 00:27:15,726 and this is by far one of the hardest ones. 741 00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:18,627 Because of the wind, everyone needs to operate efficiently. 742 00:27:18,667 --> 00:27:20,397 All right, guys, so here's the game plan. 743 00:27:20,433 --> 00:27:23,373 First line is gonna be the number two bowline. 744 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,670 That needs to get on, 745 00:27:24,667 --> 00:27:26,397 'cause then he's gonna move forward on it. 746 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,630 It's gonna act as a spring line 747 00:27:27,667 --> 00:27:29,667 and kind of help us kick our stern. 748 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:32,000 The second line that needs to go on is the number two 749 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,130 after running spring. 750 00:27:33,166 --> 00:27:35,226 Now, Jen, are you comfortable on that? 751 00:27:35,266 --> 00:27:37,126 - Yeah. - You sure? 752 00:27:37,133 --> 00:27:38,773 - Aren't I always on that line? 753 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,270 - Yes, you are. It's gonna be crucial. 754 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,300 - Oh, wow. 755 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:51,033 - Those are good 3-footers out there, aren't they? 756 00:27:51,066 --> 00:27:53,166 - I'm guessing 3 to 4. 757 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,400 - Okay, Captain, everyone's in position. 758 00:27:55,433 --> 00:27:57,173 Lines are on. Tenders are out. 759 00:27:57,166 --> 00:27:59,626 - Copy that. 760 00:27:59,667 --> 00:28:01,267 - Here goes nothing. 761 00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:03,530 - All crew, all crew, wind speed is increasing. 762 00:28:03,567 --> 00:28:05,627 We need to get all of our lines on simultaneously, 763 00:28:05,667 --> 00:28:07,397 or we're just gonna get pushed off the dock 764 00:28:07,433 --> 00:28:08,533 and hanging from one. 765 00:28:08,567 --> 00:28:11,427 - [snoring] 766 00:28:11,467 --> 00:28:13,197 - Okay, go ahead! 767 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,770 - Bowline is on shore. 768 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:23,433 - Dude, seriously? - [laughs] 769 00:28:23,433 --> 00:28:24,773 - That's not my shade. 770 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,270 - Jen, get that number 2 line on. 771 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,133 - Come on, baby. - Oh, no. 772 00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:33,466 Go, go, go. - He's not gonna make it. 773 00:28:33,467 --> 00:28:36,597 - Let it go! Let it go. 774 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:37,670 - Sháá, sháá, sháá. 775 00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:39,730 Throw mine. Throw mine. 776 00:28:39,734 --> 00:28:41,074 - As soon as you get any slack 777 00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:42,770 on any of these lines, pull it in. 778 00:28:45,333 --> 00:28:47,233 - You have a lot of slack on yours, Jen. 779 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,330 - What the fááá, Jen? Pick it up. 780 00:28:50,333 --> 00:28:52,573 Jen, tie that line now. 781 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,070 - Sháá, sháá, sháá, sháá. 782 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:56,070 - Stay down. What the fááá? 783 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,470 I'm losing it. 784 00:28:57,467 --> 00:28:59,327 [dramatic music] 785 00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:01,073 Pull up. Pull up. Pull. Watch your fingers. 786 00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:02,470 Oh, man, this is not good. 787 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,170 Bobby, hold on. Hold on yours. 788 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,300 Make sure yours is tied off. 789 00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:06,673 - That's all I got. - Pull up. 790 00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:08,630 There you go. Okay, now let go. 791 00:29:08,633 --> 00:29:10,303 - I've never left slack. 792 00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:12,373 The boat was moving back or forward, 793 00:29:12,367 --> 00:29:13,727 and I had to give it slack. 794 00:29:13,767 --> 00:29:16,367 So sometimes he just jumps to conclusions. 795 00:29:16,367 --> 00:29:18,597 - Okay, Captain, I think we're gonna be good on that one. 796 00:29:18,633 --> 00:29:20,433 - Okay, sounds good. Good work, everybody. 797 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:22,627 - That sucked. - Yeah. 798 00:29:22,633 --> 00:29:24,403 - It's been fun. 799 00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:29,073 - Hey, man, I was gonna email 800 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,600 all the pictures that I took for you guys. 801 00:29:32,233 --> 00:29:33,503 - I am on Facebook, yeah. 802 00:29:33,533 --> 00:29:35,203 I'd like to keep in touch with you guys. 803 00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:36,233 That'd be great. - Yeah, absolutely. 804 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:37,503 I always want a good salesperson, 805 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:39,230 so you just say the word; I'll hire you. 806 00:29:39,266 --> 00:29:40,766 - All right, we'll figure something out. 807 00:29:40,767 --> 00:29:43,097 - So I want to see the supermodels. 808 00:29:43,133 --> 00:29:44,733 [laughs] 809 00:29:44,767 --> 00:29:45,767 - There you go, man. 810 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,200 - People aren't paying, you know, 811 00:29:49,233 --> 00:29:51,003 upwards of 200,000 Euros a week 812 00:29:51,033 --> 00:29:53,533 to be photographed by the little deckhand, you know? 813 00:29:53,567 --> 00:29:54,997 In front of guests, 814 00:29:55,033 --> 00:29:56,673 you should never have your phone out anyway. 815 00:29:56,667 --> 00:29:58,197 Your phone should be in your cabin. 816 00:29:58,233 --> 00:29:59,273 It's just unacceptable. 817 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:00,370 - There you go, man. 818 00:30:03,266 --> 00:30:05,266 - How big of a deck crew are you used to working with? 819 00:30:05,266 --> 00:30:08,266 - Anywhere from, like, 4 to 20. 820 00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:10,200 - 20 deck crew. 821 00:30:10,233 --> 00:30:11,773 You like that style better? 822 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,200 - Well, I like the professionalism of those boats. 823 00:30:15,233 --> 00:30:17,003 I think it's a little laidback here. 824 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,500 I'm not used to that. 825 00:30:18,533 --> 00:30:20,133 - Never have I met someone 826 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:22,266 with so much false entitlement in my life. 827 00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:24,730 That's what I don't like about those boats. 828 00:30:24,767 --> 00:30:26,267 So bureaucratic. 829 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:29,130 She can't perform at the level that she says she is. 830 00:30:29,133 --> 00:30:30,373 All right. 831 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,530 Good enough. 832 00:30:33,567 --> 00:30:35,027 [both laugh] 833 00:30:35,033 --> 00:30:37,233 - Yeah, you got memories for a lifetime now. 834 00:30:37,266 --> 00:30:38,426 There you go. 835 00:30:38,467 --> 00:30:40,527 I'll delete those on my phone as well. 836 00:30:40,567 --> 00:30:42,027 Those pictures were for you guys. 837 00:30:42,033 --> 00:30:43,303 It wasn't for me, so... 838 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:45,770 - Randy, you should see some of these pictures. 839 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,170 - It's bad to network with charter guests, 840 00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:49,296 because it's unprofessional. 841 00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:50,673 He's not here to build 842 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:53,170 lifelong relationships with the people paying for it. 843 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,170 [clears throat] 844 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,230 - Is there any way 845 00:30:55,266 --> 00:30:56,426 we can do this a little bit later? 846 00:30:56,467 --> 00:30:57,527 I think I have to get to work. 847 00:30:57,567 --> 00:30:59,127 - Where's Jerry, Jerry? 848 00:30:59,166 --> 00:31:01,996 - Soon as you get ready. - Yeah, yeah. 849 00:31:02,033 --> 00:31:03,703 - All crew, all crew, guest departure. 850 00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:05,500 Everybody in their whites in five minutes. 851 00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:14,030 - Hey, no problem. It's what we do. 852 00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:17,030 - I feel like I'm missing something. 853 00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:19,330 - Bobby, my pleasure, man. 854 00:31:19,333 --> 00:31:20,603 - I had a blast. 855 00:31:20,633 --> 00:31:23,333 - Awesome, man, awesome. Awesome trip. 856 00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:25,603 - I'm gonna miss you, brother. - I'm gonna miss you too, man. 857 00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:27,203 - See you later. - Good to see you. 858 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,330 - Mwah. You too. 859 00:31:28,333 --> 00:31:30,703 - Say, Captain, you run a tight ship here. 860 00:31:30,734 --> 00:31:32,204 Some good people. 861 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,070 And, um, most importantly, 862 00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:37,670 I want you guys to have a lot of fun with this, okay? 863 00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:39,730 - Okay, I'll make sure that everybody does. 864 00:31:39,734 --> 00:31:41,174 Thank you very much. 865 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,330 - And I decided to do a little something special, 866 00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:46,473 and we're gonna call this the MVP tip. 867 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:48,670 Any guesses who that's going to? 868 00:31:50,433 --> 00:31:52,173 Daniel-san, get over here. 869 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,430 You are the boat's MVP this trip, my man. 870 00:31:54,467 --> 00:31:55,597 - Oh, man! Oh, man! 871 00:31:55,633 --> 00:31:57,473 - This is a special little tip for you. 872 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:58,770 - Thank you. - Good job. 873 00:31:59,000 --> 00:31:59,770 - I appreciate it, man. 874 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,200 Thank you so much. 875 00:32:01,233 --> 00:32:02,633 - You're the man, buddy. - You're the man. 876 00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:04,367 - I just can't wait for these guys to get off the boat 877 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,170 so we can start the deflation process 878 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,430 of Danny's head. 879 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:08,427 - All right. 880 00:32:08,467 --> 00:32:10,497 - Thank you. - Bye. 881 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:12,330 - That's crazy. 882 00:32:14,734 --> 00:32:16,474 - Hey, Danny? I'll take that. 883 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:20,000 [laughter] 884 00:32:23,533 --> 00:32:25,633 - Have you seen my phone charger? 885 00:32:25,667 --> 00:32:27,097 - I'll keep an eye out for it. 886 00:32:29,333 --> 00:32:31,473 - Oh. Okay. 887 00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:34,627 - All crew, all crew. 888 00:32:34,633 --> 00:32:36,573 Tip meeting in five minutes. 889 00:32:39,567 --> 00:32:42,627 [upbeat music] 890 00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:45,227 - I'm getting text messages. It's cool. 891 00:32:45,266 --> 00:32:47,266 - From who? - From the guests. 892 00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:50,466 - What, do they have like a man-crush on you? 893 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:53,530 - I just did my job, and they were happy. 894 00:32:53,567 --> 00:32:55,397 - Well, you just gave us extra money, 895 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,400 so that's good. 896 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,070 - That's for damn sure. 897 00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:00,530 No matter what I do on this yacht, 898 00:33:00,567 --> 00:33:04,127 there's nothing that I can do to make these guys happy. 899 00:33:04,166 --> 00:33:06,126 I don't care about the money at this point. 900 00:33:06,166 --> 00:33:08,726 I just--I don't want to fight. 901 00:33:08,767 --> 00:33:10,127 - Sorry. 902 00:33:10,133 --> 00:33:12,103 - Well, this is a pretty weird one, you guys. 903 00:33:14,033 --> 00:33:15,673 - Am I supposed to, like, take it as a compliment 904 00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:17,270 that you didn't try and get me fired? 905 00:33:17,266 --> 00:33:19,526 - That was me showing my generous side. 906 00:33:28,700 --> 00:33:29,030 - Sorry. 907 00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:31,696 - Well, this is a pretty weird one, you guys. 908 00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:33,270 They were kind of a wild bunch. 909 00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:34,670 You put a little alcohol in them, 910 00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:36,100 and it was tough to control them. 911 00:33:36,133 --> 00:33:37,703 But when they brought the extra people over-- 912 00:33:37,734 --> 00:33:40,274 and that was--you know, you guys were able to respond to that, 913 00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:41,570 13 people for dinner, 914 00:33:41,567 --> 00:33:43,567 so that was a really great response, I thought, 915 00:33:43,567 --> 00:33:45,167 'cause it could have been a nightmare-- 916 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,630 I mean, and it almost was. 917 00:33:46,667 --> 00:33:47,997 You barely got through it. 918 00:33:48,033 --> 00:33:50,433 - But we did. - But we did. 919 00:33:50,467 --> 00:33:52,667 We know the tip policy here 920 00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:54,400 is one for all and all for one, 921 00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:57,573 so Danny's 500-Euro envelope 922 00:33:57,567 --> 00:34:00,127 got rolled into everybody else's. 923 00:34:01,767 --> 00:34:04,027 So even though these guys had a grand old time 924 00:34:04,066 --> 00:34:06,726 and they were really happy when they left, 925 00:34:06,767 --> 00:34:13,727 this is 14,180 in Euros, and that's 16,000 U.S. 926 00:34:13,767 --> 00:34:17,527 $1,180 is what it comes down to each. 927 00:34:17,567 --> 00:34:18,997 - It's still kind of a small tip, 928 00:34:19,033 --> 00:34:22,433 even with Danny's MVP tip, like, split among us. 929 00:34:22,467 --> 00:34:24,397 [sighs] Sucks. 930 00:34:24,433 --> 00:34:26,733 - Tonight's gonna be a night out, if you want. 931 00:34:26,734 --> 00:34:28,534 Tomorrow's gonna be a turnaround day, 932 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,667 and then we're right back out again on Saturday. 933 00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:33,200 Another one in the can, so to speak. 934 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:34,430 Move on to the next one. 935 00:34:34,467 --> 00:34:36,327 Okay, thanks, everybody. 936 00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:37,573 all: Thank you. 937 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,470 - [laughs] 938 00:34:41,467 --> 00:34:45,227 [people talking and laughing] 939 00:34:45,266 --> 00:34:47,166 I got kicked out of karate when I was six. 940 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,600 - Did you? - Yeah. 941 00:34:48,633 --> 00:34:50,733 - What, literally? [laughter] 942 00:34:52,633 --> 00:34:54,433 - Did you have fun last night? 943 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:55,497 - Yeah, it was chill. 944 00:34:55,533 --> 00:34:58,233 I can't really open up when I'm working. 945 00:34:58,233 --> 00:35:00,503 I still try to hold the professionalism 946 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:01,730 kind of thing, you know? 947 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,327 - They were a cool batch of guys, man. 948 00:35:03,367 --> 00:35:05,097 - Yeah, they're cool, but you shouldn't be 949 00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:07,500 the pivot point of their good time. 950 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:09,100 I feel like we're confusing you. 951 00:35:09,133 --> 00:35:10,233 - I wasn't the pivot point. 952 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:12,233 - You had them screaming, "Daniel-san." 953 00:35:12,233 --> 00:35:16,173 - The effect I have on people is something I can't help, 954 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,230 but clearly they loved it. 955 00:35:18,266 --> 00:35:21,026 - When it comes to yachting, it just has to be 956 00:35:21,066 --> 00:35:23,326 that five-star service. 957 00:35:23,367 --> 00:35:25,067 And I could understand the confusion. 958 00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:26,630 I'd be confused too. 959 00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:29,197 But at the end of the day, this is not the standard 960 00:35:29,233 --> 00:35:30,633 of which we operate. 961 00:35:30,667 --> 00:35:33,227 - [clears throat] 962 00:35:33,266 --> 00:35:34,766 Yes. 963 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,370 - I learned a lot from my father, 964 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,000 watching him dealing with his employees, 965 00:35:39,033 --> 00:35:41,403 and he has a zero tolerance for bullsháá. 966 00:35:41,433 --> 00:35:42,773 I'm not trying to be this mean boss. 967 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,670 - What else? Anything else? 968 00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:46,630 - I can lead you to water. 969 00:35:46,667 --> 00:35:48,997 You just have to be that guy that drinks it. 970 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000 You go help Bobby. 971 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,500 - I'm on my way up. 972 00:35:56,567 --> 00:35:59,497 - I'm annoyed, because I can't figure Ben out. 973 00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:02,203 He's never tried, like, the tiniest thing, 974 00:36:02,233 --> 00:36:04,603 even when we're drunk and alone. 975 00:36:04,633 --> 00:36:06,303 - I can't see you with Ben. 976 00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:09,030 I think you'd rip shreds out of each other. 977 00:36:09,066 --> 00:36:10,496 It's like a love-hate relationship 978 00:36:10,533 --> 00:36:12,173 you've got going on there. 979 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,430 - But Bobby's hot. 980 00:36:14,467 --> 00:36:16,397 - I don't know. 981 00:36:16,433 --> 00:36:17,703 - If he'd just shut up. 982 00:36:17,734 --> 00:36:19,774 - [laughs] - That's the only thing. 983 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,400 He's so pretty. 984 00:36:22,433 --> 00:36:23,703 - He's funny, is Bobby. 985 00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:26,430 I would love for Hannah to go for Bobby. 986 00:36:26,467 --> 00:36:28,697 I'm just like, you know, "Crack on." 987 00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:30,670 Then I've got less problems. 988 00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:32,700 - Do I have a cheeseburger? 989 00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:34,570 Do I have fish and chips? 990 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:36,597 - Oh. 991 00:36:37,567 --> 00:36:40,567 [upbeat music] 992 00:36:40,567 --> 00:36:45,227 ♪ ♪ 993 00:36:45,266 --> 00:36:47,196 - Come on, Bobby. Enough with the hair. 994 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,000 - All right. - All right, let's skedaddle. 995 00:36:49,033 --> 00:36:52,333 [all cheering] - Skedaddle! 996 00:36:52,333 --> 00:36:53,433 [laughter] 997 00:36:53,467 --> 00:36:55,197 - I am not. 998 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,670 - All right, Cap, call us if you need us. 999 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,030 - All right, a left here and then another left. 1000 00:37:09,066 --> 00:37:10,196 - The Flamingo. 1001 00:37:10,233 --> 00:37:12,473 - I feel like this might be a civilized dinner. 1002 00:37:12,467 --> 00:37:14,267 It's your wine bottle, Tiffany. 1003 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:15,570 - It's coming. It's coming. 1004 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,270 - I should have worn my flamingo shirt for this. 1005 00:37:19,567 --> 00:37:22,527 - Thank you. You're sweet. 1006 00:37:22,567 --> 00:37:23,997 - Hey, bud. - What's up, buddy? 1007 00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:25,603 - How you doing? - Doing good. Yourself? 1008 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:26,730 - Good. - Excellent, excellent. 1009 00:37:26,767 --> 00:37:28,597 - You guys should hold hands the whole meal. 1010 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:29,770 That would be so romantic. 1011 00:37:29,767 --> 00:37:32,097 - Babe... 1012 00:37:32,133 --> 00:37:33,733 - [laughs] 1013 00:37:37,734 --> 00:37:38,704 - Thank you. 1014 00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:40,174 You cracked me up. 1015 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,500 You know the night I had the migraine? 1016 00:37:41,533 --> 00:37:44,373 I went to bed, and I heard you and Danny 1017 00:37:44,367 --> 00:37:45,497 having an argument. 1018 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:48,030 So I went to sleep to that, and I woke up, 1019 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:50,596 and you guys were having a fáááing argument. 1020 00:37:50,633 --> 00:37:53,603 I was like, "Am I in the fáááing "Twilight Zone"? 1021 00:37:53,633 --> 00:37:55,433 "'Cause I swear the same fáááing argument 1022 00:37:55,467 --> 00:37:56,767 is going on again." 1023 00:37:56,767 --> 00:37:58,367 - It is so great to wake up-- 1024 00:37:58,367 --> 00:38:00,097 or go to bed and wake up to that. 1025 00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:01,330 - Hannah and Bobby? 1026 00:38:01,367 --> 00:38:03,427 There is definitely a physical attraction, 1027 00:38:03,467 --> 00:38:06,567 but I don't think there's a lot going on up here. 1028 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,630 [laughs] 1029 00:38:07,667 --> 00:38:10,067 - French fries! 1030 00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:12,470 - Cheers? Cheers? 1031 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:14,000 - Bon appétit. - Is everyone happy? 1032 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,730 - Mm, I'm so happy right now. 1033 00:38:15,767 --> 00:38:17,727 - Were you guys disappointed in the tip tonight? 1034 00:38:17,767 --> 00:38:19,397 - Yeah. I thought it was gonna be more. 1035 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,530 - I did too. 1036 00:38:20,533 --> 00:38:22,403 I've never even seen an MVP tip. 1037 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,230 - First time for everything. - That's right. 1038 00:38:24,266 --> 00:38:25,666 - You're a first time for everything. 1039 00:38:25,667 --> 00:38:29,127 - That's right, baby. [laughter] 1040 00:38:29,133 --> 00:38:31,003 - You did marvelously, though. 1041 00:38:31,033 --> 00:38:32,633 - Thank you. I really appreciate that, Ben. 1042 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,070 - Me too. 1043 00:38:43,567 --> 00:38:45,397 - I want to go out. - It's 12:00. 1044 00:38:45,433 --> 00:38:47,103 - I wouldn't mind going out for, like-- 1045 00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:50,533 - Don't get that thing near me. 1046 00:38:50,533 --> 00:38:54,173 - You're the one that burns me, all right? 1047 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,400 And punches me. - I--watch--watch. 1048 00:38:56,433 --> 00:38:58,033 Don't put it on my fáááing back. 1049 00:38:58,033 --> 00:38:59,503 - Babe, this isn't the first time 1050 00:38:59,533 --> 00:39:00,773 I've had a fáááing cigarette, okay? 1051 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,300 Do you want to make a big deal out of it? 1052 00:39:02,333 --> 00:39:03,573 You're so angry. 1053 00:39:03,567 --> 00:39:05,027 - Maybe if you weren't so grumpy, 1054 00:39:05,033 --> 00:39:06,133 I wouldn't be so hostile. 1055 00:39:06,166 --> 00:39:07,566 I don't want drama, 1056 00:39:07,567 --> 00:39:10,427 but I'm really sick of these stupid witty comments. 1057 00:39:10,467 --> 00:39:11,697 It's enough now. 1058 00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:13,430 Can I ask you a question? - Mm-hmm. 1059 00:39:13,433 --> 00:39:16,173 - Are we friends, or are we just work colleagues? 1060 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,130 - Huh. 1061 00:39:18,166 --> 00:39:22,696 I think primarily we have to be work colleagues. 1062 00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:25,300 Yeah, and friends as well, you know? 1063 00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:27,700 So sometimes you have to forget your emotions. 1064 00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:29,300 - Yeah, but I think that might be, like, 1065 00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:32,033 a bit easier for you than it is for me. 1066 00:39:32,033 --> 00:39:33,173 - Do you want to switch me seats 1067 00:39:33,166 --> 00:39:35,426 so I don't just blow all that on you? 1068 00:39:35,467 --> 00:39:36,667 - Just blow that way? - Sure. 1069 00:39:39,467 --> 00:39:41,597 - Oh, you sense that? 1070 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,700 - Sense it? I see it. 1071 00:39:50,567 --> 00:39:52,197 - You tried to throw me under the bus, 1072 00:39:52,233 --> 00:39:53,673 which was unforgiveable. 1073 00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,570 - When did I ever fáááing go to the captain on you? 1074 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,400 - Honey, I didn't try and get you fired. 1075 00:40:01,433 --> 00:40:03,273 - Am I supposed to, like, take it as a compliment 1076 00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:06,130 that you didn't try and get me fired? 1077 00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:08,130 - Maybe. 1078 00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:09,566 - Wow. 1079 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,700 - That was me showing my generous side. 1080 00:40:22,667 --> 00:40:23,567 - Am I supposed to, like, take it as a compliment 1081 00:40:24,767 --> 00:40:26,467 that you didn't try and get me fired? 1082 00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:28,770 - I just wasn't gonna be dobbed for a bad tip 1083 00:40:28,767 --> 00:40:32,197 in front of my fellow crewmates because of your blunder. 1084 00:40:32,233 --> 00:40:35,773 Maybe next time when you screw up that badly, 1085 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,600 work with me. 1086 00:40:44,667 --> 00:40:48,297 - We are doing beef kababs with a red theme. 1087 00:40:49,734 --> 00:40:52,504 - Do we have anything, like, a bit more delicate? 1088 00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:54,473 - I thought it was hilarious, actually. 1089 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:56,170 - I think it's fáááing hilarious as well, 1090 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,130 and now you're worried about our fáááing tip. 1091 00:40:59,166 --> 00:41:00,526 - Worried about our tip? 1092 00:41:00,533 --> 00:41:04,003 - Listen, I don't know why you like to start drama, Hannah. 1093 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,370 Like, that's all you ever do. 1094 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,530 You just start drama. You start-- 1095 00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:09,133 - Daniel. - Daniel, Daniel. 1096 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:10,303 - Maybe... - Daniel, Daniel-- 1097 00:41:13,367 --> 00:41:14,997 - Get the fááá away from me. 1098 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,300 - You got a ugly-ass personality. 1099 00:41:18,633 --> 00:41:20,133 Keep stepping. 1100 00:41:20,133 --> 00:41:22,133 - Are you fáááing kidding me, you Smurf? 1101 00:41:22,133 --> 00:41:24,403 - Dan, Dan. 1102 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,530 - What? 1103 00:41:26,533 --> 00:41:28,073 What have you got to say to me? 1104 00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:29,130 - I already said it to you. 1105 00:41:29,166 --> 00:41:31,526 - You think I have an ugly personality? 1106 00:41:31,533 --> 00:41:32,733 - Absolutely. 1107 00:41:32,767 --> 00:41:34,227 - Look who everyone fáááing hates 1108 00:41:34,266 --> 00:41:35,226 on this boat, mate. 1109 00:41:38,266 --> 00:41:41,026 - One nasty-ass personality. 1110 00:41:41,033 --> 00:41:43,003 - Guys, where did that all come from? 1111 00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:45,133 - It came from the sea, darling. 1112 00:41:45,166 --> 00:41:48,396 - I've put some money down. I'm gonna get her. 1113 00:41:48,433 --> 00:41:50,173 - Danny, you can have that. 1114 00:41:50,166 --> 00:41:52,996 [laughter] 1115 00:41:53,033 --> 00:41:54,303 - Hannah, Hannah. 1116 00:41:54,333 --> 00:41:55,703 - Get these cameras off me, please. 1117 00:41:55,734 --> 00:41:57,304 Now, please. 1118 00:41:57,300 --> 00:42:00,200 - Next on "Below Deck Mediterranean"... 1119 00:42:04,033 --> 00:42:05,703 - Mm-hmm. - [laughs] 1120 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:07,770 If I want something, I go out and get it. 1121 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,700 - "Primary charter guest is bringing on board 1122 00:42:09,734 --> 00:42:12,634 a group of her closest friends for a girls' retreat." 1123 00:42:12,667 --> 00:42:14,167 - When you toast, you're supposed to look 1124 00:42:14,166 --> 00:42:15,566 right into the person's eye. 1125 00:42:15,567 --> 00:42:17,567 - 'Cause otherwise it's-- - Seven years of bad sex. 1126 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,500 - Are we gonna have sex now? - [laughs] 1127 00:42:19,533 --> 00:42:24,203 - Danny has been taking photos of charter guests. 1128 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,700 He has been showing other charter guests. 1129 00:42:26,734 --> 00:42:29,334 - Showing the clients? Jeez, that kid. 1130 00:42:29,333 --> 00:42:30,733 - Yeah, you and me. 1131 00:42:30,734 --> 00:42:32,304 We need to sweep this up. 1132 00:42:32,333 --> 00:42:34,333 - Okay. Do you wanna? - No. 1133 00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:35,333 You're gonna do it. 1134 00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:36,603 - Bryan feels like he can go round 1135 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,530 and boss every single person around. 1136 00:42:38,567 --> 00:42:39,597 - You don't speak to her like that. 1137 00:42:39,633 --> 00:42:40,703 - Get out of my face right now. 1138 00:42:40,734 --> 00:42:42,134 - He's getting aggressive with me. 1139 00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:43,326 You don't do that with women. 1140 00:42:43,367 --> 00:42:45,197 We don't want to be near you right now. 1141 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,570 You're being aggressive. 1142 00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,300 What the fááá is wrong with you? 1143 00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:50,033 - Oh, sháá. 1144 00:42:50,066 --> 00:42:52,196 - Danny's staying in bed. He's got a fever right now. 1145 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:56,030 - I always knew I shouldn't mess with Hannah too badly. 1146 00:42:56,066 --> 00:42:58,666 Danny may have overstepped that line. 1147 00:43:02,467 --> 00:43:05,497 - For more on "Below Deck Med," visit bravotv.com