1 00:00:03,333 --> 00:00:04,303 - Previously on "Below Deck Mediterranean"... 2 00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:08,030 - The chief stew and chef 3 00:00:08,066 --> 00:00:10,496 is the hardest relationship to work. 4 00:00:10,533 --> 00:00:11,773 I don't know. 5 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:15,570 - Looks like three levels of party. 6 00:00:15,567 --> 00:00:17,267 - I know nothing about Oklahoma. 7 00:00:18,567 --> 00:00:20,227 - Yeah, y'all pass me the chicken wings. 8 00:00:20,266 --> 00:00:21,226 Whoo! 9 00:00:30,433 --> 00:00:32,273 - For him to take Danny's side and not back me, 10 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:34,130 it's actually like a personal insult. 11 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:42,196 - Let's go have a good night. [people cheering] 12 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,730 - I'll do a vodka soda lime. - Cheers, Bobs. 13 00:00:43,734 --> 00:00:45,074 - Yeah, man! 14 00:00:45,066 --> 00:00:47,166 - I think my actions 15 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,000 have been underappreciated. 16 00:00:49,033 --> 00:00:51,273 - I've given you so many fáááing second chances, 17 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:52,470 it's ridiculous. 18 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:54,600 Every time you go to take a fáááing piss, 19 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,600 you come and ask me, seriously. 20 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,530 You're here to work for me. 21 00:00:58,567 --> 00:01:00,297 [ship horn blares] 22 00:01:00,333 --> 00:01:03,303 [upbeat music] 23 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:11,303 ♪ ♪ 24 00:01:15,066 --> 00:01:18,126 [driving techno music] 25 00:01:18,166 --> 00:01:20,496 ♪ ♪ 26 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,030 - Pretty strong. It's good. 27 00:01:22,066 --> 00:01:24,066 - I think my actions 28 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:25,700 have been underappreciated, 29 00:01:25,734 --> 00:01:27,204 and I want to correct that. 30 00:01:27,233 --> 00:01:28,233 - You're being selfish. 31 00:01:28,266 --> 00:01:29,726 I want you to think of Jen. 32 00:01:29,767 --> 00:01:31,027 I want you to think of Bobby. 33 00:01:31,066 --> 00:01:32,626 'Cause they're working their ass off. 34 00:01:32,633 --> 00:01:33,773 Your timing's off. 35 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,300 Your approach is off. 36 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:37,073 Just listen to me. 37 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:38,130 Listen to me. 38 00:01:39,734 --> 00:01:41,504 - What I want you to realize 39 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:43,430 is that you're the bottom guy. 40 00:01:43,467 --> 00:01:44,727 You're the bottom of this boat. 41 00:01:44,767 --> 00:01:47,467 - Bryan, just back off of me, man. 42 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:48,600 I'm sick of it. 43 00:01:48,633 --> 00:01:49,733 - All right? - Done. 44 00:01:49,767 --> 00:01:51,367 - Let's go. That's it. That's it. 45 00:01:51,367 --> 00:01:52,367 What's up, Bobby boy? 46 00:01:52,367 --> 00:01:54,597 - No more work talk. 47 00:01:54,633 --> 00:01:57,603 [electronic music pounding] 48 00:01:57,633 --> 00:01:59,033 ♪ ♪ 49 00:01:59,066 --> 00:02:01,496 - We've started the beats party right now. 50 00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:03,073 - Oh, [bleep]. 51 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:05,270 ♪ ♪ 52 00:02:05,266 --> 00:02:06,496 - How you doing? 53 00:02:06,533 --> 00:02:09,373 This is a good ass right here. Oh, yeah. 54 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,500 - [laughs] 55 00:02:10,533 --> 00:02:12,373 - You're not tall. 56 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,500 That's my height. 57 00:02:14,533 --> 00:02:16,403 - Right here. 58 00:02:17,667 --> 00:02:19,497 - I've got no heels on. 59 00:02:19,533 --> 00:02:21,533 - You'd have to put your knees on this. 60 00:02:21,533 --> 00:02:23,373 Then you'd be here. 61 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,500 ♪ ♪ - I would love it. 62 00:02:25,533 --> 00:02:27,403 - I just want to be all over Julia tonight. 63 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,230 I know she's got a boyfriend, 64 00:02:29,266 --> 00:02:31,226 but her flirting is definitely saying otherwise. 65 00:02:34,767 --> 00:02:36,197 [speaks indistinctly] 66 00:02:41,533 --> 00:02:42,703 - Sháá. 67 00:02:47,266 --> 00:02:49,426 - Sorry I lost my way last night. 68 00:02:49,433 --> 00:02:52,103 I was trying to protect Daniel. 69 00:02:52,133 --> 00:02:54,173 I should have been on your side rather than his, 70 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,130 but I'm sorry. 71 00:02:56,166 --> 00:02:59,426 - I need you to, like, have my back more. 72 00:02:59,467 --> 00:03:01,427 And I feel like I've had your back 73 00:03:01,433 --> 00:03:04,003 every fáááing opportunity, Ben. 74 00:03:04,033 --> 00:03:06,573 And you're throwing me under the bus 75 00:03:06,567 --> 00:03:09,427 in front of a fáááing junior deckhand. 76 00:03:09,467 --> 00:03:11,167 You can't fáááing 77 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:13,696 annihilate me and abuse me like that-- 78 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:15,670 - I wasn't really abusive, honey. 79 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:17,370 Hannah's more emotional 80 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,670 than any chief stew I've ever met. 81 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,000 May we just put this under the bridge? 82 00:03:23,433 --> 00:03:26,403 I do value Hannah's friendship. 83 00:03:26,433 --> 00:03:28,473 I think she's a great girl. 84 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:31,330 So just stick with it, and I will be more supportive. 85 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:32,703 All right? 86 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:36,734 [techno music] 87 00:03:36,767 --> 00:03:38,197 - [bleep]. 88 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,600 ♪ ♪ 89 00:03:40,633 --> 00:03:42,733 - I was in a fraternity called SAE, 90 00:03:42,734 --> 00:03:45,334 which is the biggest fraternity in the nation. 91 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:48,003 I have a lot of experience with picking up chicks. 92 00:03:48,033 --> 00:03:50,333 ♪ ♪ 93 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:53,403 - Whoo! 94 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:54,473 - The more I drink, 95 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:56,127 Ben's looking at lot better. 96 00:03:56,166 --> 00:03:58,126 [laughs] 97 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,130 - Oh, man. Hey, babe. 98 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,730 - Did you just say you were gonna lightsaber Tiff tonight? 99 00:04:11,767 --> 00:04:13,467 [laughter] - Oh, boy. 100 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:15,070 Bryan's wasted tonight. 101 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:16,370 Somebody's gonna be making a move. 102 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,300 It's gonna happen; I feel it. 103 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:20,333 "Ionian Princess." 104 00:04:20,367 --> 00:04:22,367 She's a fáááing whore. 105 00:04:22,367 --> 00:04:24,467 - It's time to go to bed. 106 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:27,734 - Did you really go to bed, Julia? 107 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:28,767 It's hot tub time. 108 00:04:28,767 --> 00:04:31,027 - Good night, Bobby. 109 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:34,230 - Let's go. 110 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:36,133 All right, let's go. 111 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:38,100 Oh, yeah. Give it to me. 112 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:39,370 - Yeah, fááá it up. 113 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,770 - Baby. - Fááá, yeah, brother. 114 00:04:40,767 --> 00:04:42,327 - Give it to me. 115 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:51,127 - Oh! 116 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,166 - [whispering indistinctly] 117 00:04:58,266 --> 00:05:00,326 - What? 118 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:04,530 - I'm not a frat boy. - Yeah, you are. 119 00:05:04,567 --> 00:05:06,497 - I'm not. - You are. 120 00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:13,667 [upbeat music] 121 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:16,297 ♪ ♪ 122 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,100 - He's actually not a bad kisser. 123 00:05:22,133 --> 00:05:23,503 Let's do this again. 124 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:25,533 ♪ ♪ 125 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,133 No. 126 00:05:36,033 --> 00:05:37,203 - Okay. 127 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:49,400 - I feel like you're slurring your words a little bit. 128 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:50,573 - I'm drunk. 129 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:52,727 I'll be right back. 130 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:59,230 There we go. 131 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:05,500 Bang Tiffany. 132 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,670 - Oh! [laughs] 133 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:13,530 This is why we don't have glass. 134 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,030 - What the fááá? 135 00:06:50,066 --> 00:06:52,026 I probably would have hooked up with him, 136 00:06:52,066 --> 00:06:53,096 but after that? 137 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:55,100 No. Sorry. 138 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:57,230 - Disgusting--I don't want to hang out with you. 139 00:06:57,266 --> 00:07:00,226 [upbeat music] 140 00:07:00,266 --> 00:07:09,096 ♪ ♪ 141 00:07:09,133 --> 00:07:10,173 - [yawns] 142 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:11,470 - It was a real fun night. - Yeah. 143 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:15,100 - Were you flirting with him? - With whom? 144 00:07:15,133 --> 00:07:16,333 - No. 145 00:07:16,367 --> 00:07:18,227 I was just dancing away. 146 00:07:18,233 --> 00:07:20,103 - I think you're giving him the wrong message. 147 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:21,630 - How am I giving him the wrong message when I say... 148 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:23,627 - Because you're giving him-- - "Back up"? 149 00:07:23,667 --> 00:07:25,497 Yeah, but what am I supposed to do? 150 00:07:25,533 --> 00:07:27,103 Not give him any attention? 151 00:07:27,133 --> 00:07:29,103 Bobby, he makes me laugh, and I love that. 152 00:07:29,133 --> 00:07:31,303 But it's all innocent. I'm having fun. 153 00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:33,373 - We were breaking it down last night, 154 00:07:33,367 --> 00:07:34,467 ripping up the rug. 155 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:36,670 - Doing my little spin thingy. - Yep. 156 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:39,097 Dude, man, I like Julia. 157 00:07:39,133 --> 00:07:40,673 Dude, she's fáááing so cool. 158 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:42,667 When she cuts out of her little shell... 159 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:44,400 - Yeah. 160 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,630 [upbeat music] 161 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:49,067 - God, she's so cute and funny. 162 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:52,270 Jules just needs to cut the cord there. 163 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:53,670 - The boyfriend? - With the boyfriend. 164 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:55,470 - I don't remember, really, what happened 165 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:56,530 in the hot tub last night, 166 00:07:56,567 --> 00:07:58,997 but Tiff really wanted me to hook up. 167 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,130 - There you go. - There you go. 168 00:08:00,133 --> 00:08:01,203 - The bonus. 169 00:08:04,033 --> 00:08:05,503 - I was like, "I'm going to bed." 170 00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:06,733 - I was just like, "You know what? 171 00:08:06,767 --> 00:08:09,727 Pfft! Tiff, you're kind of boring." 172 00:08:09,767 --> 00:08:11,467 I'm over it. 173 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:14,230 - He says, like, "Let's just fááá," once he has too many. 174 00:08:14,266 --> 00:08:15,996 I'm like, "Meh." 175 00:08:16,033 --> 00:08:17,373 - "You're a frat boy." 176 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,400 I was like... [sighs] 177 00:08:19,433 --> 00:08:20,773 "You suck." 178 00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:25,373 [both laughing] 179 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,370 [upbeat music] 180 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:32,700 ♪ ♪ 181 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:36,366 - Sure. I got you, girl. 182 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,530 Go, go, go. - Daniel, what are you doing? 183 00:08:38,567 --> 00:08:40,297 - He's just helping me do this really fast, 184 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:41,400 and then we're gonna go up. 185 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:43,173 - Just next time, let me know, okay? 186 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:46,030 - All right, well, you have to supervise me 187 00:08:46,066 --> 00:08:47,366 while I squeegee windows? 188 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,300 - Yeah, I do, actually. - Okay. 189 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:51,430 I grew up in a very aggressive environment, 190 00:08:51,433 --> 00:08:54,173 and the only way that I was able to fight that 191 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,766 was to be positive. 192 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,170 - I don't want to. 193 00:08:57,166 --> 00:09:00,396 - Bryan always has something to say. 194 00:09:00,433 --> 00:09:03,073 And he's just bringing me down. 195 00:09:03,066 --> 00:09:04,596 I'm holding my tongue a lot. 196 00:09:04,633 --> 00:09:06,203 - That was holding your tongue? 197 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,100 - Uh... 198 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,030 - Got him! Another one down. 199 00:09:12,066 --> 00:09:14,766 Uh! Ninja speed, dude. 200 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:19,130 - I could sense the tension there. 201 00:09:19,166 --> 00:09:20,226 - I know. [laughs] 202 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:23,600 - Trying to get me worked up? 203 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,170 - I'm not trying to get you worked up. 204 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,330 You already know that. 205 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,433 If there's one thing I want to do on this yacht, 206 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:30,297 it's make you smile, all right? 207 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:31,733 Come on, Jen. 208 00:09:31,767 --> 00:09:32,727 [upbeat music] 209 00:09:32,767 --> 00:09:34,567 - Hannah, Ben, Bryan, 210 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,270 please come up to the bridge. 211 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:38,330 - Yup, copy that. 212 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:40,203 ♪ ♪ 213 00:09:40,233 --> 00:09:41,503 - Cap'n. 214 00:09:41,533 --> 00:09:44,773 - It's time for that information dissemination. 215 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,230 - All right. - How you doing? 216 00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:50,333 - Sober. [laughter] 217 00:09:50,367 --> 00:09:52,167 - What we've got this time around: 218 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,570 four guests, two couples... 219 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,770 - Oh, God. - Whoop, whoop! 220 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,230 - Alan Senior owns a laser manufacturing company, 221 00:09:57,266 --> 00:10:00,566 and Alan Junior works for his father. 222 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,770 Alan Junior and Pamela will be celebrating 223 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,330 their seven-month anniversary on this charter. 224 00:10:05,367 --> 00:10:07,427 That is a, like, relationship anniversary, 225 00:10:07,467 --> 00:10:08,627 not a wedding anniversary. 226 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:10,067 - Sorry, wait. 227 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:12,430 They're celebrating their seven-month? 228 00:10:12,467 --> 00:10:13,427 - Yeah. 229 00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:14,467 - They're on a yacht. 230 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,730 They're spending lots of money. 231 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:18,227 Milk it. [laughs] 232 00:10:18,233 --> 00:10:20,233 - We can, like, try and make it special. 233 00:10:20,233 --> 00:10:23,103 Maybe getting, like, a local musician. 234 00:10:23,133 --> 00:10:25,133 - It's gonna be awesome. - Yeah, it's gonna be great. 235 00:10:25,133 --> 00:10:27,673 - Danielle's pretty. - [laughs] 236 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:29,667 - Pamela looks evil, which I like. 237 00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:31,367 I like evil women. 238 00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:34,503 - Why is this not a surprise to me? 239 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,333 [laughter] 240 00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:38,097 - I bet, right? 241 00:10:40,266 --> 00:10:42,596 - Hello. - What's up? 242 00:10:42,633 --> 00:10:44,203 - So... 243 00:10:44,233 --> 00:10:46,373 if you're not doing too much tonight, 244 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:50,000 it might be nice for you to come with me, you know, 245 00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:53,033 for a beer and a couple of appetizers or what. 246 00:10:58,667 --> 00:11:00,667 - Are we going from, like, screaming at me 247 00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:02,327 to asking me on a date? 248 00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:05,173 Like, I don't even know 249 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:07,266 what I'm supposed to do with that. 250 00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:11,773 - Coming up... - Mayday, mayday. 251 00:11:16,033 --> 00:11:17,373 - Holy crap. 252 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,430 - Are we going from, like, screaming at me 253 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:26,233 to asking me on a date? 254 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,170 - I fluctuate. 255 00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:32,366 - He fluctuates. 256 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,170 He's hot, cold, 257 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:37,296 seems interested, isn't interested. 258 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:39,270 It's just--he's just all over the shop. 259 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,170 Honestly, I would like you 260 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,300 to have a little think about what you're doing. 261 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,430 - What do you mean? 262 00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:46,033 - [sighs] 263 00:11:46,066 --> 00:11:48,696 If we're gonna do this sort of thing, 264 00:11:48,734 --> 00:11:50,174 I would love that. 265 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,470 I like you. 266 00:11:51,467 --> 00:11:54,067 - Is that something that you might be interested in? 267 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:56,200 - Sure, I'll come hang out with you. 268 00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:58,203 - I think it would be a really nice idea 269 00:11:58,233 --> 00:11:59,533 to get her off the boat 270 00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:02,197 and just have a human connection 271 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,030 and hopefully 272 00:12:04,066 --> 00:12:07,066 smooth things over for the rest of the season. 273 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:08,400 I'm glad you made that decision. 274 00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:09,733 That's very good. 275 00:12:09,734 --> 00:12:13,334 That was very--the anticipation there was killing me. 276 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,303 - Imagine if you joined us up here. 277 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:17,573 - The bed could collapse. 278 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,270 - Oh, no. Ah! 279 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,330 [laughter] 280 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:24,303 - You're in my balls here. I got crushing... 281 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:25,473 - Oh, my God. 282 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,470 [all laughing] 283 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:27,600 - Ah! 284 00:12:27,633 --> 00:12:31,033 You're tickling my feet, girl. 285 00:12:31,066 --> 00:12:33,066 - This is so comfortable. Oh, God. 286 00:12:34,233 --> 00:12:35,473 - That's my baked potato. 287 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:38,230 - Kind of-- there we go. 288 00:12:38,266 --> 00:12:39,626 - If I hadn't joined yachting, 289 00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:42,067 I can very much picture myself married 290 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,430 with 2.5 kids and a Labrador. 291 00:12:44,467 --> 00:12:48,097 Um--and probably an alcohol problem. 292 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,770 Ready. 293 00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:51,367 Ben, come on! 294 00:12:51,367 --> 00:12:52,367 - Okay. - Have fun, guys. 295 00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:53,727 - See you later. 296 00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:56,067 - Just doing a bit of provisioning, guys. 297 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,330 Take care. 298 00:12:57,367 --> 00:12:58,727 - Hannah and Ben look pretty good 299 00:12:58,767 --> 00:13:00,367 for going shopping. 300 00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:02,097 - [laughs] - I know. 301 00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:05,233 [upbeat music] 302 00:13:05,233 --> 00:13:07,333 - Oh, it's so nice to be off the boat. 303 00:13:07,367 --> 00:13:08,597 - It does your head in, doesn't it? 304 00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:10,673 You've got to find your breaks. 305 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:18,200 ♪ ♪ 306 00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:19,673 - What was your name, again? - George. 307 00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:20,767 - George, of course. 308 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,400 - What, are you gonna have wine? - Yeah. 309 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,330 - I'm gonna get a dry white wine, please. 310 00:13:25,367 --> 00:13:27,367 - Just a good red wine. 311 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,130 - Red wine. - Yes, please. 312 00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:30,273 - Thank you very much. 313 00:13:30,266 --> 00:13:31,396 - Thank you, George. 314 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,670 - And what's "thank you"? 315 00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:35,703 - "Efharisto." 316 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,130 - Would you stop hitting on him, please? 317 00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:44,133 - What do you mean? 318 00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:45,526 - I mean, come on. 319 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,003 It's very disrespectful. 320 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,270 - Really? 321 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,630 Thank you. - Wow. 322 00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:51,427 Oh, wow. Thank you, sir. 323 00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:52,773 - Thank you. - Oh, wow. 324 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,400 George, you're on top of your game tonight. 325 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:55,673 - Isn't he? 326 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:57,770 - There's distinct favoritism going around. 327 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,430 - I don't blame him. 328 00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:04,027 Well... 329 00:14:04,066 --> 00:14:05,696 - You've got the French flag on your collar. 330 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:07,570 - When in Europe... 331 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,100 Are you a snail person? 332 00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,133 - Yeah. 333 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,126 My stepmum's really supportive. 334 00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:14,996 My dad just turns around and goes, "How about next time, 335 00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:17,003 you book your own fáááing flight?" 336 00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:19,003 - [laughs] 337 00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:20,573 Cheers, honey. 338 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,170 Let's talk about the crew. 339 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,270 Who's your favorite? 340 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,530 - Crew? Julia. 341 00:14:24,567 --> 00:14:26,227 - Yeah? She's awesome, isn't she? 342 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,026 Well, I've always been a fan of the underdog, 343 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,303 so I'm think I'm gonna go for Dan. [laughs] 344 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:33,670 We have a secret connection. 345 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:36,330 - Is it that you both have a crush on me? 346 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,573 - Ah, I never even thought about it like that. 347 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:43,470 It's like the playing field is so level right now, 348 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:47,267 and I'm really enjoying just spending time with Hannah, 349 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,070 and it's really sweet. 350 00:14:49,066 --> 00:14:51,196 She's a very different person, 351 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,470 and I think I am too. 352 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,030 - Thanks for dinner. 353 00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:56,426 - Oh, no worries. 354 00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:58,397 Cool. 355 00:14:58,433 --> 00:14:59,603 - My relationship with Ben 356 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,530 is probably in the best place it's been. 357 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:04,730 - [speaking French] 358 00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:06,127 - Thanks for dinner. 359 00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:08,196 - It was a great. It was awesome. 360 00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:09,573 You're welcome. Any time. 361 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,470 - Sleep well. 362 00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:14,627 [driving electronic music] 363 00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,197 [laughter] 364 00:15:16,233 --> 00:15:17,733 - Back up! 365 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,100 - Oh, my God! 366 00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:23,233 - [laughs] - You goosed me! 367 00:15:23,266 --> 00:15:25,426 Oh, my God! - What does "goosed me" mean? 368 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,727 - You touched my butt hole. 369 00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:28,367 - You stuck your ass out. 370 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,070 What else am I gonna do? 371 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,370 - Oh, my God. What's going on? 372 00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:32,467 I have a chance with her? 373 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,230 Like, holy cow. 374 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,633 Good thing I just took a shower. 375 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,227 - Gross. 376 00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:40,203 - "Gross"? You're the one that did it. 377 00:15:40,233 --> 00:15:42,633 - "You're the one that did it." 378 00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:44,103 [laughter] 379 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,630 Of course I've got a boyfriend, 380 00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:47,633 but just because you're with someone, 381 00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:49,627 you don't have to stop having fun. 382 00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:52,197 You know, I'm quite bubbly. I'm quite outgoing. 383 00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:54,503 I mean, I'll goose the captain if he was-- 384 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,400 well, maybe not the captain. 385 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,633 But I'd goose anyone, whatever "goosing" means. 386 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,127 I'd stick my finger up anyone's bum 387 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,203 just as long as they're fully dressed. 388 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:04,603 I can't handle you guys. 389 00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:07,273 - That's beautiful. - This is the toro. 390 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,530 - Where did you find this? 391 00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:10,673 - This was caught right off Paros yesterday. 392 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,270 - Wow. 393 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:15,230 - Girls, girls, flower delivery. 394 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:18,666 [indistinct radio speech] 395 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,330 - All crew, all crew, 396 00:16:20,367 --> 00:16:21,767 guests will be arriving in 30 minutes. 397 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,370 - Copy that. 398 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,670 - All right, guys, let's go. 399 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:28,600 - Oh, yeah. "Ionian Princess." 400 00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:30,533 Is it big enough? 401 00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:32,103 - Here we go, guys. 402 00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:33,503 - Greetings. Welcome aboard. 403 00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:34,503 - Alan Junior. 404 00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:35,773 - Bryan. Nice to meet you. - Bryan. 405 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,300 - Ben. - Ben, pleasure. 406 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,430 - I heard the last time these chaps chartered, 407 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,503 it wasn't exactly smooth sailing. 408 00:16:42,533 --> 00:16:44,033 - No, we can't put that on there. 409 00:16:44,033 --> 00:16:46,173 - Don't look, Eddie. They're gonna love it. 410 00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:47,426 - What's in there? - Grenadine. 411 00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:48,527 It's a little strange. 412 00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:50,427 - You can eat that, whatever that is. 413 00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:51,667 - You don't want to come in here. 414 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:54,030 - Went to go puke. - Went to go puke? 415 00:16:54,033 --> 00:16:55,033 - My sauce. 416 00:16:55,066 --> 00:16:56,626 - Wait, what? 417 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,567 - So the food has to be spot on. 418 00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:00,627 - I'm your chief steward. 419 00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,227 I'm gonna take you around. 420 00:17:02,266 --> 00:17:04,226 You can bring your champagne and come with me. 421 00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:07,166 Okay, so this is the sun deck. 422 00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:08,396 It's nice to kind of come up here, 423 00:17:08,433 --> 00:17:10,003 have a little Jacuzzi, if you please. 424 00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:11,433 - Dibs. 425 00:17:11,467 --> 00:17:13,167 - Here's your upper saloon. 426 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,300 - Gorgeous. 427 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,173 - We're big eaters. - These are facts. 428 00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:17,496 - And this is the galley. 429 00:17:17,533 --> 00:17:19,433 - Chef, we're gonna become very good friends. 430 00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:20,567 - Yes. - Great. 431 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:23,600 - Looking forward to seeing fresh seafood. 432 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,670 - Both the fish and the meat, 433 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:26,300 they're just much more flavorful 434 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:27,573 than anywhere else in the world. 435 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,070 It's really good. Welcome aboard. 436 00:17:29,066 --> 00:17:30,066 - Thank you. - Cheers. 437 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,730 - Nice to meet you. - Good luck. 438 00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:33,274 - Thank you. - Thank you. 439 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:36,330 - Never had guests say "good luck" to me before. 440 00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:39,297 [upbeat electronic music] 441 00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,073 - Bryan, Bryan. We can pull the gangway. 442 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,200 - Copy that. 443 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:49,330 ♪ ♪ 444 00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:50,597 [ship horn blares] 445 00:17:50,633 --> 00:17:52,673 ♪ ♪ 446 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:54,200 Okay, Captain, all lines are free. 447 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,300 All lines are free. 448 00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,073 It's wide open back here. 449 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,200 ♪ ♪ 450 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,570 - Good job, guys. 451 00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:05,703 - Aw! 452 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,370 - Can you let me know, like, two minutes before 453 00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:11,767 you're gonna start taking stuff out? 454 00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:12,767 - Pretty close. 455 00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:14,067 - That's now? 456 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,470 - Uh, two minutes. 457 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,170 - [laughs] Okay. 458 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,630 - Okay, Bryan, we're ready to drop portside. 459 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:23,497 - Go, ahead, Bobby. It's dropping now. 460 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,730 Two shackles. 461 00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:26,767 Blocking off. 462 00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:28,527 - Thank you. 463 00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:34,633 - Oh, look at this water. 464 00:18:34,633 --> 00:18:36,103 - Make sure you communicate, 465 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:37,330 like, when they leave the boat. 466 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,230 - Okay. 467 00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:47,133 Tiffany's situation's awkward right now. 468 00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,766 It really is. 469 00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:54,203 - Normally it's like you fall in the water 470 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,073 and you know there's Shark Alley right there. 471 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:59,630 - So sorry. This is a minced tora tuna 472 00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:03,127 with a Greek pickle and in-season truffle. 473 00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:05,073 - Oh, I can smell the truffle, right. 474 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,670 - Thank you. - Pleasure. 475 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:10,327 - Is it amazing? - I like that. 476 00:19:10,367 --> 00:19:12,727 - I guess we should have told him I couldn't eat tuna. 477 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:22,497 Ben, so Alan is not allowed to have any tuna, 478 00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:25,173 because he has high levels of mercury. 479 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,570 - We got back my last results, 480 00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:28,567 and they're actually higher than they were, like, 481 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,297 three years ago, so... 482 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,570 - Don't let him eat it then. I'll get something else. 483 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,700 - No, no, he's just gonna pick it out. 484 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,170 - Okay. 485 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,530 - I don't know if he wants it acknowledged. 486 00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:37,367 - Okay. 487 00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:42,096 - I know Ben's gonna have a hissy fit. 488 00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:43,433 Ben, Ben, Hannah. 489 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:46,233 But I'm used to being the bearer of bad news on boats. 490 00:19:46,266 --> 00:19:47,626 Uh, Ben? 491 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,627 The head charter guy, Alan, 492 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,627 is not allowed to eat any tuna. 493 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,567 - Is there a mercury issue? - Yes. 494 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,500 - That would have been nice to know. 495 00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:57,573 - I know. - Fááá. 496 00:19:57,567 --> 00:19:58,567 - Coming up... 497 00:19:58,567 --> 00:19:59,697 - What is going on? 498 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,170 Is there love on the Love Boat here? 499 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,766 - There's something, uh, fishy about it. 500 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,300 - He's hoping to get, like, 501 00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:07,473 a little kiss mark right here. 502 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,530 - [shrieks] No! 503 00:20:12,066 --> 00:20:12,266 - Uh, Ben? 504 00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:14,333 The head charter guy, Alan, 505 00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:16,603 is not allowed to eat any tuna. 506 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,470 - That would have been nice to know. 507 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,427 - I know. - Fááá. 508 00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:23,197 This guy, he wished me luck 509 00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:24,533 when he first came in. 510 00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:26,197 Can we get another-- a platter? 511 00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:27,303 A long one, please. 512 00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:34,266 - I'm getting really antsy right now. 513 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,700 - Okay, Naxian octopus, garlic, cherry tomato, 514 00:20:37,734 --> 00:20:39,174 and paprika. 515 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,330 - Thank you. 516 00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:41,497 - Problem solved. 517 00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:44,027 - There you go. - Ooh. 518 00:20:44,066 --> 00:20:46,266 - That looks amazing. - [speaks indistinctly] 519 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:49,500 - So this is fresh-caught Naxian octopus... 520 00:20:49,533 --> 00:20:51,033 - Wow. 521 00:20:51,066 --> 00:20:53,226 - With garlic cherry tomatoes and truffle oil. 522 00:20:53,266 --> 00:20:55,096 - Oh, thank you. - Okay? 523 00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:56,373 - Ladies first. Go ahead. 524 00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:58,427 - Take yours. You haven't eaten much. 525 00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,327 Like three. Why don't you take three? 526 00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:02,467 - That's good, plenty. Thank you. 527 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,296 Oh, yeah. 528 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,373 - Yeah? - Mmm. 529 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,500 - It's amazing. - Good job, Chef Ben. 530 00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:19,433 [upbeat music] 531 00:21:19,467 --> 00:21:22,197 - Okay, let's get toys in the water. 532 00:21:22,233 --> 00:21:25,773 - Hello. So I have a huge favor. 533 00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:28,727 Did you get my thing about me and Alan, by chance? 534 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,230 - Oh, yes. 535 00:21:30,266 --> 00:21:32,266 Do you want to pop out here so it's not so noisy? 536 00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:33,470 It's, like, an anniversary? 537 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,130 - We celebrate our anniversary every month. 538 00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:37,133 - Yeah? 539 00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:38,273 - We met in the Bahamas 540 00:21:38,266 --> 00:21:39,496 seven months ago. 541 00:21:39,533 --> 00:21:40,773 Like, I was getting off a charter. 542 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,200 He saw me. 543 00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:44,273 We had one day together, February 13th. 544 00:21:44,266 --> 00:21:45,266 - Yup. 545 00:21:45,266 --> 00:21:46,496 - So I flew out February 14th, 546 00:21:46,533 --> 00:21:48,133 so we didn't have Valentine's together. 547 00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:51,126 So it's kind of a special thing, being on here together... 548 00:21:51,133 --> 00:21:53,003 - Yeah, it's like-- - And our anniversary. 549 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,400 Yeah, so I thought it might be cute. 550 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,000 It'd be like a pretend Valentine's Day 551 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000 that we never had. 552 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,130 - Okay. - Appreciate it. 553 00:21:58,133 --> 00:21:59,633 - No, my pleasure. 554 00:22:02,367 --> 00:22:04,327 - She wants to do, like, a fake Valentine's Day. 555 00:22:04,367 --> 00:22:05,527 - Oh, gosh. 556 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:08,133 - I think we need to do the "love theme" menu. 557 00:22:08,133 --> 00:22:10,273 - I don't use the L word. 558 00:22:10,266 --> 00:22:12,366 - "Lust"? - Yeah, lust is better. 559 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:16,170 - They want an anniversary and a Valentine's Day 560 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,630 meshed together in one night, 561 00:22:17,667 --> 00:22:20,627 so can we do, like, a red-themed dessert or something? 562 00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,027 - A bread-themed? 563 00:22:22,033 --> 00:22:23,303 - Red, red, red. 564 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,630 - Oh. Yeah, all right. 565 00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:27,027 - Thank you. 566 00:22:27,033 --> 00:22:28,773 I'm gonna get chocolate-covered strawberries, 567 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,670 two dozen red roses, candles... 568 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:34,270 and a bucket. 569 00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:35,700 - A bucket? - Yeah. 570 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:39,200 So while I'm doing service, I can run in and throw up. 571 00:22:42,066 --> 00:22:44,426 - So we can go Jet Skiing, SEABOBing. 572 00:22:44,467 --> 00:22:45,997 - You got all the options, 573 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:47,633 and if you guys want to do some cliff-jumping, 574 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,097 we can do it here. 575 00:22:49,133 --> 00:22:50,433 - Bob and I will make sure it's safe. 576 00:22:50,433 --> 00:22:51,703 - Let's get in the water. 577 00:22:51,734 --> 00:22:53,674 - All right, ready? - All right, let's do this. 578 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,470 - Let's do it. - Yeah. 579 00:22:55,467 --> 00:22:58,297 - Enjoy yourself, guys. 580 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:01,303 [upbeat music] 581 00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:06,573 ♪ ♪ 582 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,730 - Whoa! 583 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,167 [people cheering] 584 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,470 - I guess it's not crossing the line 585 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,070 when you're playing with the guests 586 00:23:16,066 --> 00:23:17,196 if you're Bobby and Bryan. 587 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,200 - It's bullsháá. 588 00:23:18,233 --> 00:23:20,073 The deck departments always split up, 589 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:21,700 because Bobby is Bryan's favorite. 590 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,674 Let's be honest; he doesn't like me or Daniel. 591 00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:25,330 - Yeah! 592 00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:27,573 [indistinct chatter] 593 00:23:29,734 --> 00:23:31,734 - Okay, that's really cool, right? 594 00:23:31,734 --> 00:23:35,174 If I were you, I'd freeze them individually like that, 595 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,770 and then we'll pop them later, all right? 596 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,330 - Cool. - Okay. 597 00:23:38,367 --> 00:23:41,167 - Is it okay if I bring the shots when the guests get back? 598 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,370 - Okay, sure. 599 00:23:43,367 --> 00:23:44,767 - Wrap them in clean film. 600 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,370 - Wrap them in clean film? - I would. 601 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:50,030 - I can't cook, but... 602 00:23:50,066 --> 00:23:52,626 I know what delicious shots taste like. 603 00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:55,467 All right. 604 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:58,370 - Tiffany shots. - Yay! 605 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,170 - As if we needed that. - Thank you. 606 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,500 - You're welcome. - Tiffany shots. 607 00:24:01,533 --> 00:24:02,573 - Oh! 608 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,700 - Hannah and Julia 609 00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:05,234 don't really understand Americans. 610 00:24:05,266 --> 00:24:07,696 Like, these guests are just here to party. 611 00:24:07,734 --> 00:24:09,604 - I don't know what's more dangerous, 612 00:24:09,633 --> 00:24:12,033 the Tiffany shots or that cliff. 613 00:24:12,066 --> 00:24:14,196 - I think Tiffany has come leaps and bounds. 614 00:24:14,233 --> 00:24:17,333 I feel like I kind of trained her, molded her. 615 00:24:17,367 --> 00:24:19,997 And personality-wise, she's still a bit weird to me, 616 00:24:20,033 --> 00:24:21,533 but I can work with her. 617 00:24:21,567 --> 00:24:24,597 [upbeat percussive music] 618 00:24:24,633 --> 00:24:27,403 - Okay, so we'll leave these guys out for now, 619 00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:29,373 'cause they might want to come back. 620 00:24:39,266 --> 00:24:40,396 - All crew, all crew, 621 00:24:40,433 --> 00:24:41,673 we've just received a mayday call 622 00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:44,200 from a vessel by the name of "Moonwalk." 623 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,673 - Let's go! 624 00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:47,497 - I can see it coming up to our starboard side. 625 00:24:47,533 --> 00:24:49,533 They are taking on water. They're requesting assistance. 626 00:24:49,567 --> 00:24:50,997 - Okay, copy that. 627 00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:53,003 - Bobby. - Yeah. 628 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,600 Watch out. Watch out. 629 00:24:54,633 --> 00:24:56,733 - [man yelling] - Back up. Back up. 630 00:24:56,767 --> 00:24:58,167 - Holy sháá. 631 00:24:58,166 --> 00:25:00,566 [people talking urgently] 632 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,230 - What's leaking? 633 00:25:02,266 --> 00:25:03,666 They don't have any external pumps. 634 00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:05,430 - This is good to pump. 635 00:25:05,467 --> 00:25:07,097 [men speaking foreign language] 636 00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:11,697 - It's not working. 637 00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:13,430 Holy crap. 638 00:25:13,433 --> 00:25:15,003 They're going down. - Start bailing. 639 00:25:15,033 --> 00:25:16,773 - Watch out. Back up. Back up. Back up. 640 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,430 Gimme, gimme. 641 00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:19,573 It's going fast. 642 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,770 - They should just try to beach it. 643 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,170 - Better get out of the boat. 644 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,430 - It's going quick, man. 645 00:25:24,467 --> 00:25:26,427 - Mark, Mark, Bryan. We need backup. 646 00:25:26,433 --> 00:25:27,573 We need to beach it. 647 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,030 - Copy that. Mayday, mayday. 648 00:25:30,033 --> 00:25:32,173 Coast Guard, this is the yacht "Ionian Princess." 649 00:25:32,166 --> 00:25:33,166 There is a 50-foot vessel 650 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,430 off our starboard side. 651 00:25:34,433 --> 00:25:35,573 They are taking on water. 652 00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:37,097 The vessel requesting assistance. 653 00:25:37,133 --> 00:25:39,033 - Copy, "Ionian Princess." 654 00:25:39,033 --> 00:25:40,703 We are on our way to assist. 655 00:25:40,734 --> 00:25:42,474 - Oh, my goodness. - Oh, it's sinking. 656 00:25:42,467 --> 00:25:44,597 - They've got to get out. - They're going down. 657 00:25:44,633 --> 00:25:46,333 - Coming up... 658 00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:48,333 - That is probably the worst espresso martini 659 00:25:48,367 --> 00:25:50,567 I've ever had in my entire life. 660 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,030 Have you ever made an espresso martini before? 661 00:25:53,066 --> 00:25:54,596 - I've made hundreds. 662 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,430 - I don't believe you on that. 663 00:26:00,066 --> 00:26:00,326 - Mayday, mayday. 664 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,270 Coast Guard, this is yacht the "Ionian Princess." 665 00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:05,330 There is a 50-foot vessel off our starboard side. 666 00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:07,473 They are taking on water. We are requesting assistance. 667 00:26:07,467 --> 00:26:09,467 - Copy, "Ionian Princess." 668 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,170 We are on our way to assist. 669 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,700 - Oh, my goodness. - Oh, it's sinking. 670 00:26:12,734 --> 00:26:14,534 - They've got to get out. - They're going down. 671 00:26:14,567 --> 00:26:16,397 - This is so sad. I could cry. 672 00:26:16,433 --> 00:26:18,173 - Bryan, do you see any approaching traffic 673 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,200 from our stern? 674 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,100 - Approaching now, Captain. 675 00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:23,370 [people yelling] 676 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,630 - Get off the boat, mate. 677 00:26:24,633 --> 00:26:25,773 - They're gonna be all right. 678 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,300 - They're gonna tie this boat to that boat 679 00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:29,033 and take them as close to shore as possible 680 00:26:29,066 --> 00:26:30,396 and try to beach that boat. 681 00:26:32,734 --> 00:26:34,634 - Jeez. 682 00:26:34,633 --> 00:26:36,303 - [laughs] 683 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:37,733 - So what did we learn, Bobby? 684 00:26:37,767 --> 00:26:39,597 - That a boat almost had to sink 685 00:26:39,633 --> 00:26:40,773 for Danny to hustle. 686 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,500 - Yeah, I've never seen him move that hard. 687 00:26:42,533 --> 00:26:44,233 [both laugh] 688 00:26:44,233 --> 00:26:46,373 Maybe we should start sinking every once in a while, 689 00:26:46,367 --> 00:26:47,367 get him moving. 690 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,070 - Oh, man! 691 00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:50,230 - That's a million-dollar boat. 692 00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:52,233 So, I mean, it can happen to anybody. 693 00:26:52,233 --> 00:26:53,633 - Hey, but we'll keep you guys safe. 694 00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:55,197 No worries about that. 695 00:26:55,233 --> 00:26:57,233 - I hope you enjoyed this evening's entertainment. 696 00:26:57,233 --> 00:26:58,373 [laughter] 697 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,327 - I want to put my life preserver on right now. 698 00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:01,767 - Yeah, you might need to. 699 00:27:01,767 --> 00:27:04,997 [upbeat music] 700 00:27:05,033 --> 00:27:06,773 - They said, "If you hear any alarms," 701 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,670 they say, "Go to the lowest deck." 702 00:27:09,667 --> 00:27:11,267 - Really? - That's bullsháá. 703 00:27:11,266 --> 00:27:13,526 Did you not see the "Titanic"? 704 00:27:13,533 --> 00:27:15,073 All those people on the lower deck, 705 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:16,270 they were the ones all locked in. 706 00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:18,230 I'm not going down there. 707 00:27:18,266 --> 00:27:20,466 - I'm wearing this thing all night long. 708 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:22,770 - Bobby! 709 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,600 - You know when a dog does that? 710 00:27:24,633 --> 00:27:26,003 - Yeah? 711 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,130 Yeah, Bobby, okay, okay. 712 00:27:28,166 --> 00:27:29,266 - [laughs] 713 00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:31,000 - Oh, Bobby! 714 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,130 [both laughing] 715 00:27:33,133 --> 00:27:34,403 - You guys need more snacks? 716 00:27:34,433 --> 00:27:35,673 - No. How about espresso martini? 717 00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:37,670 - No problem. 718 00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:38,730 - Hannah, Hannah, Tiff. 719 00:27:38,767 --> 00:27:40,067 - Go ahead. 720 00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:41,500 - They want one espresso martini. 721 00:27:41,533 --> 00:27:43,003 - Okay, thank you. 722 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,030 - Wow. - Sunset. 723 00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:49,573 This is fantastic, huh? 724 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,270 - Do you want to take that? - Yup. 725 00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:53,130 - Can you ask if they want it creamier, 726 00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:54,396 if they want it more bitter? 727 00:27:54,433 --> 00:27:56,503 - [laughs] 728 00:27:56,533 --> 00:27:58,033 - There you go. 729 00:27:58,033 --> 00:28:00,033 We want to know if it's too sweet, too bitter, 730 00:28:00,066 --> 00:28:01,366 too strong, too weak. 731 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,400 Let us know. 732 00:28:02,433 --> 00:28:04,603 - Who made this? - Hannah. 733 00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:09,633 It's coming back? 734 00:28:09,667 --> 00:28:11,367 - Tell her I'll be down in a little while 735 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,630 to make a proper one and explain it to her. 736 00:28:13,667 --> 00:28:14,667 - Yeah? - Yes. 737 00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:16,670 - Okay, right. I got that. 738 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:18,400 - Just send that back and... - I got that. 739 00:28:18,433 --> 00:28:19,773 Oh. [laughs] 740 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,300 Oh, dear. 741 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,630 - Honestly, that's probably the worst espresso martini 742 00:28:23,667 --> 00:28:25,127 I've ever had in my entire life. 743 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:26,466 It must have been her first attempt. 744 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,330 - Hannah? - Yes, Julia? 745 00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:29,333 - Don't take offense. 746 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:30,403 He's gonna come down in a bit 747 00:28:30,433 --> 00:28:31,703 and show you how to make one. 748 00:28:31,734 --> 00:28:33,074 - Ugh! 749 00:28:33,066 --> 00:28:35,126 An espresso martini is like any cocktail. 750 00:28:35,166 --> 00:28:37,466 They're very specific to people's tastes. 751 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:40,327 After 10:00 p.m., if anyone orders an espresso martini, 752 00:28:40,367 --> 00:28:42,427 they get a decaf, and then they wonder why 753 00:28:42,467 --> 00:28:44,067 they're gonna sleep too early. 754 00:28:44,066 --> 00:28:46,396 I can't wait for my lesson. 755 00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:49,403 [funky electronic music] 756 00:28:49,433 --> 00:28:52,403 ♪ ♪ 757 00:28:52,433 --> 00:28:55,403 Hello. I heard you were looking for me. 758 00:28:55,433 --> 00:28:58,273 I'm just getting the stuff ready. 759 00:28:58,300 --> 00:29:00,570 - Have you ever made an espresso martini before? 760 00:29:02,066 --> 00:29:03,596 - I've made hundreds. 761 00:29:03,633 --> 00:29:05,133 - I don't believe you on that. 762 00:29:05,166 --> 00:29:07,066 - Obviously, I can't say anything, 763 00:29:07,066 --> 00:29:10,066 because he's the guest and I'm the chief stew. 764 00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:11,500 - We're working together on this. 765 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,730 - Okay. 766 00:29:12,767 --> 00:29:14,727 - So far, so good. 767 00:29:19,767 --> 00:29:22,467 Oh, that looks very nice. 768 00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:24,600 - Voilà. Let's see how you like that one. 769 00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:31,327 - That's good. And I'm blown away. 770 00:29:31,367 --> 00:29:33,227 - So one extra shot of espresso. 771 00:29:33,233 --> 00:29:35,103 Which I do believe, in the English language, 772 00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:38,230 is "Can I have my espresso martini a bit stronger, please?" 773 00:29:38,266 --> 00:29:39,696 - You are a true professional. 774 00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:42,104 - Done. 775 00:29:42,133 --> 00:29:43,373 Fáááer. 776 00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:46,097 - Jen, we're just gonna clear the platform. 777 00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:47,470 - Should I bring up this SEABOB? 778 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,470 - You think you can lift that yourself? 779 00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:52,000 Lift with the legs. There you go. 780 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,230 - I can pretty much do anything in this world. 781 00:29:54,266 --> 00:29:56,066 [laughs] 782 00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:57,070 - Good job. 783 00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:58,400 - So what do you guys want to do now? 784 00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,400 Hot tub? 785 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,400 - Let's do it. 786 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,770 Let's--quick hot tub. 787 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,370 - Let's go change. 788 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,370 [upbeat music] 789 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:10,400 ♪ ♪ 790 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,670 - Yeah, that's perfect. 791 00:30:11,667 --> 00:30:16,067 ♪ ♪ 792 00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:17,230 - There you go. - Thank you. 793 00:30:17,266 --> 00:30:18,396 - You're welcome. 794 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,670 - I see the way you two are looking at each other. 795 00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:22,370 So what's going on? 796 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,770 Is there love on the Love Boat here? 797 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,230 - There's something, uh, fishy about it. 798 00:30:27,266 --> 00:30:29,396 - He's hoping to get, like, a little-- 799 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,000 like, a kiss mark right here on his cheek. 800 00:30:32,033 --> 00:30:34,003 - I'd give her that kiss on the cheek in a heartbeat. 801 00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:36,033 - [shrieks] No! 802 00:30:36,066 --> 00:30:39,166 This is so awkward! 803 00:30:39,166 --> 00:30:43,426 I'm beyond understanding this situation. 804 00:30:43,433 --> 00:30:44,573 It's gone too far. 805 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,270 I've got espresso martinis to clean. 806 00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:49,300 - That's my drink, Jules! Bring it back! 807 00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:52,103 - I'll make you another one! 808 00:30:52,133 --> 00:30:55,773 - So tomorrow I'm thinking, like, massages start at 4:30. 809 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,400 Cocktail hour 810 00:30:57,433 --> 00:31:00,273 with the flutist and violinist. 811 00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:02,500 And then dinner at, like, 8:30. 812 00:31:02,533 --> 00:31:04,003 - Sure. - You okay with that? 813 00:31:04,033 --> 00:31:06,003 - Yeah, of course. Whatever works. 814 00:31:06,033 --> 00:31:07,303 - Sometimes he's a big flirt. 815 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:08,700 Sometimes he's very professional. 816 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,130 Sometimes he's yelling at me. 817 00:31:10,166 --> 00:31:11,496 So... [laughs] 818 00:31:11,533 --> 00:31:13,573 It's kind of hard to know where you stand. 819 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,330 Can we do some canapes and stuff 820 00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:16,333 for the cocktail hour? 821 00:31:16,367 --> 00:31:17,397 - Of course. 822 00:31:17,433 --> 00:31:19,203 - Cool. 823 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,070 - Cewl. - Cewl. 824 00:31:21,066 --> 00:31:23,166 Good night. 825 00:31:27,166 --> 00:31:29,526 [phone line trills] 826 00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:33,203 - [laughs] You all right? 827 00:31:33,233 --> 00:31:34,403 How was work today? 828 00:31:36,467 --> 00:31:38,197 - Yeah, just finished. 829 00:31:38,233 --> 00:31:40,033 I just tidied up and that. 830 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:42,326 So just gonna go to bed in a bit. 831 00:31:44,734 --> 00:31:48,134 - Um, this guy Bobby, 832 00:31:48,166 --> 00:31:51,196 he's kind of trying it on a little bit. 833 00:31:53,066 --> 00:31:54,996 Matty? 834 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:00,697 - I think with the distance 835 00:32:00,734 --> 00:32:02,734 and not seeing each other for so long, 836 00:32:02,767 --> 00:32:05,227 it kind of becomes frustrating, and if someone knows 837 00:32:05,233 --> 00:32:07,103 that there's a guy creeping on his girlfriend, 838 00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:09,103 it's a difficult situation, you know? 839 00:32:09,133 --> 00:32:10,433 I miss you. 840 00:32:11,767 --> 00:32:13,767 I don't know what I'm supposed to do. 841 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,230 Matty? 842 00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:28,100 [upbeat electronic music] 843 00:32:28,133 --> 00:32:33,433 ♪ ♪ 844 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,070 - Good morning. - There she is. 845 00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:43,630 - Looks great. Really savory. 846 00:32:43,667 --> 00:32:45,667 - Yeah, yeah, it's good. 847 00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:48,127 - We'll see if you can't get a good nap in today, dude. 848 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,103 - I'll be good in a little bit. 849 00:33:05,533 --> 00:33:07,003 - What are you two whispering about? 850 00:33:07,033 --> 00:33:08,533 - Nothing. 851 00:33:08,533 --> 00:33:10,233 - Julia, Julia, Tiff. 852 00:33:10,266 --> 00:33:11,596 - What do you need help with? 853 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,400 What? 854 00:33:18,433 --> 00:33:20,103 - What are you two whispering about? 855 00:33:20,133 --> 00:33:21,303 - I'm not the only here 856 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,173 that thinks she likes me. 857 00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:25,026 It's like, obviously if the charter guests 858 00:33:25,033 --> 00:33:28,003 are seeing that, then something's going on. 859 00:33:28,033 --> 00:33:30,273 - You look very suspicious. 860 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:31,770 [chuckles] 861 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,030 - You know what they say: 862 00:33:33,033 --> 00:33:34,673 boyfriends are speed bumps, not road blocks. 863 00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:36,030 - Yeah. - Coming up... 864 00:33:36,033 --> 00:33:37,303 - Ben, Ben, Hannah. 865 00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:39,130 Just to confirm, we've got the main course coming. 866 00:33:39,166 --> 00:33:40,166 Is that right? 867 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,570 - No, I thought we cleared it 868 00:33:41,567 --> 00:33:43,567 that I was just gonna do two courses, right? 869 00:33:43,567 --> 00:33:44,627 - Oh. Fááá. 870 00:33:51,367 --> 00:33:52,027 - What's going on? What's the plan? 871 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:54,700 Just--just give me the breakdown. 872 00:33:54,734 --> 00:33:57,574 - 7:30 to 8:30, cocktails and music, 873 00:33:57,567 --> 00:33:59,397 where we're gonna do the canapes, obviously. 874 00:33:59,433 --> 00:34:01,333 - Are we still doing the courses? 875 00:34:01,333 --> 00:34:03,603 - This is what I'm gonna leave completely up to you. 876 00:34:03,633 --> 00:34:06,273 - All right, let's fáááing do it. 877 00:34:07,734 --> 00:34:10,434 - Hannah here from the "Ionian Princess." 878 00:34:10,467 --> 00:34:11,597 How are you? 879 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,333 I'm really feeling a lot of pressure 880 00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:15,203 in terms of the crew's tip. 881 00:34:15,233 --> 00:34:18,003 I will arrange a tender to pick them up. 882 00:34:18,033 --> 00:34:21,733 If I don't get this masseuse and two musicians on board, 883 00:34:21,767 --> 00:34:23,667 that really affects the guests' night. 884 00:34:23,700 --> 00:34:28,000 The massage will be from about 4:00 to 4:15, 885 00:34:28,033 --> 00:34:29,733 and then we'll have cocktail hour. 886 00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:31,274 - Perfect. - And we'll have dinner. 887 00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:33,700 I have 50 bowls in the air at the same time. 888 00:34:33,734 --> 00:34:35,574 - Hi. - Hi. Hannah. How are you? 889 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,330 - Fine. How are you? - Good, thanks. 890 00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:39,673 If you just make your way up there... 891 00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:40,700 - Yeah, sure. 892 00:34:40,734 --> 00:34:42,774 - They can help you up there. 893 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,730 Okay, come in here. 894 00:34:47,467 --> 00:34:49,427 - I cleared Daniel to work for you, so... 895 00:34:49,467 --> 00:34:51,567 - Okay. Ha! I love it. 896 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,170 - I saw Daniel hustle yesterday with the boat sinking, 897 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,000 so he should get a little kickback. 898 00:35:03,767 --> 00:35:06,197 - Hello, hello. - Hey, honey. 899 00:35:10,633 --> 00:35:12,373 - Gonna be two courses tonight. 900 00:35:12,367 --> 00:35:16,227 We are doing beef kababs with a red theme. 901 00:35:16,233 --> 00:35:17,603 - All the chefs that I've worked with 902 00:35:17,633 --> 00:35:19,033 and all the boats I've worked on, 903 00:35:19,066 --> 00:35:20,766 we usually have a menu presented to the guests. 904 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,370 So Ben doesn't want to do that. 905 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,730 We did bring it up with him, but he's not keen. 906 00:35:25,767 --> 00:35:27,467 So that's fine. That's his choice. 907 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:29,670 So that's for the canapes? 908 00:35:29,667 --> 00:35:31,197 - Yes. 909 00:35:31,233 --> 00:35:32,633 - Okay. Don't kill me. 910 00:35:32,667 --> 00:35:34,267 I'm just gonna throw it out there, okay? 911 00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:35,396 - Okay. 912 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,330 - It's a very, like, delicate 913 00:35:37,367 --> 00:35:39,327 violinist/cocktail evening. 914 00:35:39,367 --> 00:35:40,497 - I just thought-- 915 00:35:40,533 --> 00:35:42,533 - Do we have anything, like, a bit more delicate 916 00:35:42,567 --> 00:35:45,997 instead of, like, "Oh, the violinist, the music." 917 00:35:46,033 --> 00:35:47,133 [chomping noises] 918 00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:49,396 [laughs] No? 919 00:35:49,433 --> 00:35:50,503 - Yeah, sure. 920 00:35:50,533 --> 00:35:52,273 So we'll do some smoked salmon. 921 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:53,330 - Yeah? 922 00:35:53,367 --> 00:35:55,267 - Just, like, dainty little crostinis. 923 00:35:55,266 --> 00:35:58,096 - Exactly. And then are we doing an entrée? 924 00:35:58,133 --> 00:36:01,503 - I'm doing a buttered shrimp. 925 00:36:01,533 --> 00:36:03,403 - Thank you. 926 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,500 - I'm not happy about this. 927 00:36:05,533 --> 00:36:07,003 - I know. 928 00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:10,003 [upbeat music] 929 00:36:10,033 --> 00:36:14,003 ♪ ♪ 930 00:36:14,033 --> 00:36:16,303 - And this one streaming down like a candy cane? 931 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:21,170 ♪ ♪ 932 00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:25,566 [violin music] 933 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,130 - Very nice. 934 00:36:28,166 --> 00:36:29,526 - So our theme for this evening 935 00:36:29,567 --> 00:36:33,027 is a love theme for your seven-month anniversary. 936 00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,566 Enjoy the music... - Thank you. 937 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:36,167 - And the romance. 938 00:36:36,166 --> 00:36:38,496 - It's so-- it's so romantic. 939 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,430 - Doing all right, bud? 940 00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:43,773 - Can you pass me a platter, please? 941 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,030 A long one. 942 00:36:45,033 --> 00:36:46,033 Thanks, Danny boy. 943 00:36:46,033 --> 00:36:47,203 - Yeah, I'm all yours. 944 00:36:47,233 --> 00:36:49,073 - Oh, mate, I appreciate that. 945 00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:50,730 - Ready for canapes when you are. 946 00:36:50,767 --> 00:36:52,427 [upbeat music] 947 00:36:52,467 --> 00:36:54,327 Ladies. 948 00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:55,473 - Here's to love. 949 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:58,400 - Girls, girls, ready with the canapes, please. 950 00:36:58,433 --> 00:37:04,133 ♪ ♪ 951 00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:06,466 - I'm gonna go and tell them they can be seated, okay? 952 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:08,600 - Yes, sir. - Roger that. 953 00:37:08,633 --> 00:37:11,603 [gentle music] 954 00:37:11,633 --> 00:37:13,073 ♪ ♪ 955 00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:14,200 - Wow. - This is stunning. 956 00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:15,333 - It's beautiful. 957 00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:17,273 - See the love? - This is amazing. 958 00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,030 - This looks amazing. - Yeah? 959 00:37:19,066 --> 00:37:20,726 - Yeah. - [laughs] 960 00:37:20,734 --> 00:37:23,334 - Aw! - Do you like it? 961 00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:25,303 Oh, good. 962 00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:28,603 - This is, like, beyond. 963 00:37:28,633 --> 00:37:30,773 - Nothing says "happy anniversary" 964 00:37:30,767 --> 00:37:32,497 like five dead shrimp. 965 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,370 Curried lentils, grilled shrimp, and that's it. 966 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,100 - Okay. - Thank you very much. 967 00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:39,170 - Pleasure, pleasure, pleasure. 968 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:40,500 - All right, let's do some dessert. 969 00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:42,370 I want to kill this dessert. 970 00:37:42,367 --> 00:37:45,297 [romantic violin music] 971 00:37:45,333 --> 00:37:47,773 - Okay, course number one. 972 00:37:47,767 --> 00:37:49,627 - Oh, my goodness. - [chuckles] 973 00:37:49,633 --> 00:37:51,433 - Looks amazing. - Yeah. 974 00:37:51,467 --> 00:37:53,297 - Bon appetite. Enjoy. - Thank you. 975 00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:55,373 - Bobby, you all right? 976 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,100 - No. - No? Why? What's wrong? 977 00:37:58,100 --> 00:37:59,770 - I'm deliriously tired. 978 00:37:59,767 --> 00:38:01,227 - You look a bit drunk. 979 00:38:01,266 --> 00:38:03,096 - Work hard, play hard. 980 00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:05,300 - True. Tomorrow night? 981 00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:07,073 - Yeah. - [laughs] Yeah. 982 00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:11,670 Fááá. What the hell? 983 00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:13,530 You're getting a bit freaky. 984 00:38:13,533 --> 00:38:16,533 All these hearts and stuff. 985 00:38:16,567 --> 00:38:18,497 - I can't believe this is an appetizer. 986 00:38:18,533 --> 00:38:20,533 - This is an appetizer? 987 00:38:20,567 --> 00:38:22,367 - First course. That's what she said. 988 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,100 - I could get stuffed off of this, 989 00:38:24,133 --> 00:38:26,273 so I don't want to eat all of it. 990 00:38:26,266 --> 00:38:27,996 - Mm-hmm, is that sea salt? 991 00:38:28,033 --> 00:38:30,403 - Nope, sugar. - Oh. 992 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:31,630 - You look done with that course. 993 00:38:31,667 --> 00:38:32,667 - Yes. - Yes? 994 00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:34,130 - Tell him this is not a reflection 995 00:38:34,166 --> 00:38:35,266 that I didn't care for it. 996 00:38:35,266 --> 00:38:36,996 I just don't want to be full. 997 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,530 - Okay, I'll let him know. - Okay. 998 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,097 Ben, Ben, Hannah. 999 00:38:41,133 --> 00:38:44,003 We are all cleared for the entrée. 1000 00:38:44,033 --> 00:38:45,533 - Clearing everything, aren't we? 1001 00:38:45,567 --> 00:38:47,397 - We've got the mains coming, darling. 1002 00:38:47,433 --> 00:38:49,633 - I thought that was it, just two courses. 1003 00:38:49,667 --> 00:38:53,227 - Yeah, that's what Ben told us, and he changed it. 1004 00:38:53,266 --> 00:38:55,026 - I didn't know. 1005 00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:56,266 - Did you just get that message? 1006 00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:57,300 - What's that? 1007 00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:58,700 - That they're ready to clear entrées 1008 00:38:58,700 --> 00:38:59,700 or something like that? 1009 00:38:59,734 --> 00:39:01,034 - Thanks, mate. 1010 00:39:01,066 --> 00:39:02,996 - I thought literally that and a dessert... 1011 00:39:07,266 --> 00:39:11,026 Fááá, he's changed it so many times. 1012 00:39:11,033 --> 00:39:12,703 - He don't look like he's cooking three courses. 1013 00:39:12,734 --> 00:39:14,704 He looks like he's cooking a dessert, right? 1014 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:16,370 - Ben, Ben, Hannah. 1015 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,170 Just to confirm, we've got the main course coming. 1016 00:39:18,166 --> 00:39:19,666 Is that right? 1017 00:39:24,567 --> 00:39:26,167 - No, I thought we cleared it 1018 00:39:26,166 --> 00:39:28,326 that I was just gonna do two courses, right? 1019 00:39:32,567 --> 00:39:34,327 I want to step in and help Hannah, 1020 00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:37,733 but I step in, it's just gonna blow it up even more. 1021 00:39:37,734 --> 00:39:39,734 Motheráááá. 1022 00:39:39,767 --> 00:39:41,597 - No, hon, you just said that the prawns 1023 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,470 we're gonna be served as the canapés. 1024 00:39:43,467 --> 00:39:46,197 - But, honey, I never said that, love. 1025 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,070 I never--I never said that. 1026 00:39:48,066 --> 00:39:49,526 - So what did you say? 1027 00:39:49,567 --> 00:39:50,727 That we were gonna do-- 1028 00:39:50,767 --> 00:39:53,427 - I said we were doing prawns for the main course. 1029 00:39:53,467 --> 00:39:55,567 I was gonna do kebabs to start, 1030 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,570 and then we changed it to smoked salmon. 1031 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,330 Why? What do they think? 1032 00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:03,073 - No, that's fine. 1033 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,730 - Is there something you're not telling me? 1034 00:40:05,734 --> 00:40:06,734 - No. 1035 00:40:06,734 --> 00:40:08,034 - Is everything all right? 1036 00:40:08,066 --> 00:40:10,196 - Yeah. 1037 00:40:10,233 --> 00:40:13,133 - Sure you don't want me to throw these kebabs down? 1038 00:40:13,166 --> 00:40:15,766 - No, I don't think so. I think they're fine. 1039 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,370 - Okay. 1040 00:40:18,367 --> 00:40:19,767 - Oh, fááá. 1041 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,730 I swear to God he said he was doing the prawns 1042 00:40:22,767 --> 00:40:25,067 as the starter, right? 1043 00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:26,730 - I don't remember. - You don't remember? 1044 00:40:26,767 --> 00:40:28,497 - Mm-mm. So are we clearing the rest of them? 1045 00:40:28,533 --> 00:40:30,103 - I don't know. I need to-- 1046 00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:32,000 I guess I need to speak to them. 1047 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:37,530 - So are we clearing the rest of them? 1048 00:40:38,633 --> 00:40:39,633 - I don't know. I need to-- 1049 00:40:39,633 --> 00:40:41,333 I guess I need to speak to them. 1050 00:40:41,367 --> 00:40:43,227 Oh, my God. 1051 00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:45,233 What am I supposed to say? 1052 00:40:45,233 --> 00:40:48,373 I just go, "So, guys, would you like another course, 1053 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,100 or should we move into dessert?" 1054 00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:51,370 - Yeah. 1055 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,070 - Okay. Okay. 1056 00:40:56,667 --> 00:40:58,127 Hey. 1057 00:40:58,166 --> 00:41:00,366 I just wanted to check how your appetite's going, 1058 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,130 whether you would like another course 1059 00:41:03,133 --> 00:41:06,273 or whether you would like to move on to dessert. 1060 00:41:06,266 --> 00:41:08,526 - What's the next course? 1061 00:41:08,533 --> 00:41:12,603 - There is some meat and capsicum kebabs. 1062 00:41:12,633 --> 00:41:15,533 Like, on the skewers. 1063 00:41:15,533 --> 00:41:17,103 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1064 00:41:17,133 --> 00:41:18,273 Perfect. 1065 00:41:18,266 --> 00:41:19,266 - Thank you. - Pleasure. 1066 00:41:19,266 --> 00:41:21,396 Ben, Ben, Hannah. 1067 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,270 Let's whip up those kebabs, please. 1068 00:41:24,266 --> 00:41:26,066 - Did you copy that, Ben? 1069 00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:27,070 - What? 1070 00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:28,670 - Have you got your radio? No? 1071 00:41:28,667 --> 00:41:32,597 She wants the kebabs on the grill to serve them. 1072 00:41:35,767 --> 00:41:38,727 [dramatic music] 1073 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,130 ♪ ♪ 1074 00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:42,396 - [sighs] 1075 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:43,673 - What happened, babe? 1076 00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:45,300 - Uh, I didn't think 1077 00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:49,270 that the pieces of smoked salmon on toast was the entrée. 1078 00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:50,370 I thought that was the-- 1079 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,700 - The entrée? 1080 00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:54,570 Can you stop using the word "entrée," please? 1081 00:41:54,567 --> 00:41:58,567 Let's call them appetizers or starters and mains, okay? 1082 00:41:58,567 --> 00:42:01,027 Entrée, I don't even use that word. 1083 00:42:01,033 --> 00:42:03,173 - Well, we're in Europe, hey? 1084 00:42:03,166 --> 00:42:04,566 - Don't fáááing mess with me. 1085 00:42:05,734 --> 00:42:08,174 - Next on "Below Deck Mediterranean"... 1086 00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:09,166 - A dude charter. 1087 00:42:09,166 --> 00:42:10,426 - All five guys are single. 1088 00:42:10,433 --> 00:42:15,033 Bachelors looking for "target-rich environments." 1089 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,033 - Oh, boy. 1090 00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:18,533 - We're going to party! 1091 00:42:19,567 --> 00:42:21,167 - Hey, Jen. - Oh. 1092 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,300 - A mangine. [all laughing] 1093 00:42:27,066 --> 00:42:29,196 - If Ben is arguing with the chief stew, 1094 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,070 do not take Ben's back. 1095 00:42:31,066 --> 00:42:33,266 We need to be a silent mouse. 1096 00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:35,670 - You come after me like a little bunny rabbit. 1097 00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:38,000 - Throw him over the boat and get it over with. 1098 00:42:38,033 --> 00:42:39,333 - It's like Tom and Jerry, bro. 1099 00:42:39,333 --> 00:42:40,733 You can be the cat. I'll be the mouse. 1100 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:42,127 Guess who prevails. 1101 00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:44,066 - Incidentally, what was the "entrée" tonight? 1102 00:42:44,066 --> 00:42:45,326 - I don't know, mate. You know what? 1103 00:42:45,367 --> 00:42:46,727 You don't discuss your fáááing menus 1104 00:42:46,734 --> 00:42:48,474 till they come on the fáááing part anyway. 1105 00:42:48,467 --> 00:42:50,527 - Didn't we set the table up for two courses as well? 1106 00:42:50,567 --> 00:42:52,067 - Ben-- - Did we? 1107 00:42:52,066 --> 00:42:53,196 - Oh, fááá off. 1108 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,300 - Captain? 1109 00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:55,303 [dramatic music] 1110 00:42:55,333 --> 00:42:57,333 So tonight a problem arose 1111 00:42:57,333 --> 00:42:59,203 with our chief stewardess. 1112 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:00,600 ♪ ♪ 1113 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,700 For more information on "Below Deck Med," go to: