1 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:57,911 This has been a long time coming, fellas. 2 00:01:58,119 --> 00:01:59,913 Three years on the plates alone. 3 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:02,207 I think you'll find the product worth the wait. 4 00:02:02,415 --> 00:02:04,834 Go ahead. Take a good look. 5 00:02:06,044 --> 00:02:08,922 Jeez, Mr. Sol, I can't tell the difference. 6 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:11,424 You'd need one of them neutron microscopes, Palmer. 7 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:13,718 It's identical down to Ben Franklin's stubble. 8 00:02:13,927 --> 00:02:14,803 I want it laundered through the casino 9 00:02:15,011 --> 00:02:15,762 at a half mil a week. 10 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:17,347 Three-quarter mil by march. 11 00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:18,932 Anybody got a problem with that? 12 00:02:20,350 --> 00:02:21,976 - Hey! - Hey! - The bat! 13 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:24,979 Jeez! Get him! 14 00:03:04,727 --> 00:03:06,771 Chuckie Sol. 15 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:09,816 Batman! How did you get here? 16 00:03:15,864 --> 00:03:18,116 Your angel of death awaits. 17 00:03:18,491 --> 00:03:19,868 You ain't the bat. 18 00:03:23,538 --> 00:03:26,749 Who--who are you? What do you want? 19 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:30,170 I want you, Chuckie boy. 20 00:03:52,192 --> 00:03:53,109 Aah! 21 00:03:53,318 --> 00:03:54,235 Aah! 22 00:04:11,544 --> 00:04:14,631 This time I got you, you lousy, stinking-- 23 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:16,174 what? 24 00:04:21,888 --> 00:04:25,642 Aah! 25 00:04:34,025 --> 00:04:35,235 - Look at that. - Lord. 26 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:37,278 Look! It's Batman! 27 00:04:37,487 --> 00:04:38,196 Where? 28 00:04:38,404 --> 00:04:39,113 - Yeah. - Up there. 29 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:40,156 Oh, my God. 30 00:05:00,176 --> 00:05:01,552 I'm telling you, friends, 31 00:05:01,719 --> 00:05:03,721 it's vigilantism at its deadliest. 32 00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:07,684 How many times will we let Batman cross the line? 33 00:05:07,892 --> 00:05:09,018 I'm sorry, councilman, 34 00:05:09,227 --> 00:05:10,520 but you can't blame Batman 35 00:05:10,728 --> 00:05:12,021 for what happened to Sol. 36 00:05:12,230 --> 00:05:14,774 Why not? He's a loose Cannon, Commissioner. 37 00:05:14,983 --> 00:05:16,276 It's not just my opinion. 38 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:18,945 A lot of people, including the police, 39 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:20,280 think Batman's as unstable 40 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:21,864 as the crooks he brings in. 41 00:05:22,073 --> 00:05:24,200 What kind of city are we running 42 00:05:24,409 --> 00:05:25,535 when we depend upon the support 43 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:27,495 of a potential madman? 44 00:05:30,081 --> 00:05:31,541 Such rot, Sir. 45 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:34,043 Why, you're the very model of sanity. 46 00:05:34,252 --> 00:05:36,462 By the way, I've pressed your tights 47 00:05:36,671 --> 00:05:38,798 and put away your exploding gas balls. 48 00:05:39,007 --> 00:05:40,550 Thank you, Alfred. 49 00:05:41,926 --> 00:05:44,304 Might one inquire what this is? 50 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,139 A piece of windshield 51 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:48,224 from Chuckie Sol's car. 52 00:05:50,977 --> 00:05:52,937 There's a chemical residue on it-- 53 00:05:53,146 --> 00:05:55,898 some kind of dense long-chain macromolecular polymer. 54 00:05:56,107 --> 00:05:57,817 Adapt-o-genic, of course. 55 00:05:58,026 --> 00:06:00,069 Of course. Ahem. 56 00:06:03,448 --> 00:06:05,700 I should be landing any minute. 57 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:07,618 It'll be good to see you again, Arthur. 58 00:06:07,827 --> 00:06:10,079 You, too. And don't worry about a thing. 59 00:06:10,288 --> 00:06:12,290 We'll clear up these family finances. 60 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:16,377 Don't forget, you've got a big-time city councilman on your side. 61 00:06:16,586 --> 00:06:18,880 I can't believe it's been 10 years. 62 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:21,883 Thinking of... Looking up some old friends? 63 00:06:22,091 --> 00:06:24,719 Oh, Arthur, don't start that again. 64 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:26,220 He's... 65 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:27,764 Ancient history. 66 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:29,432 That's encouraging. 67 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,184 I'll see you soon. 68 00:06:49,035 --> 00:06:50,411 Oh, come on, Bruce-- 69 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:52,914 all alone in this big mansion-- 70 00:06:53,122 --> 00:06:55,083 haven't you ever thought about marriage? 71 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:56,584 Even once? 72 00:06:56,793 --> 00:06:59,587 Never say the "M" word in front of Bruce. 73 00:06:59,796 --> 00:07:01,255 It makes him nervous. 74 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:03,424 What about the "I" word? 75 00:07:03,633 --> 00:07:04,842 The "I" word? 76 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:06,803 Ingagement. 77 00:07:07,011 --> 00:07:09,889 I'd watch out for Bruce if I were you. 78 00:07:10,098 --> 00:07:11,891 First he wines and dines you, 79 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:13,726 makes you think you're the only woman 80 00:07:13,935 --> 00:07:15,478 he's ever been interested in, 81 00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:17,230 and just when you're wondering 82 00:07:17,438 --> 00:07:18,731 where to register the China, 83 00:07:18,940 --> 00:07:21,234 he forgets your phone number. 84 00:07:22,777 --> 00:07:24,904 That's Bruce Wayne's style. 85 00:07:25,113 --> 00:07:26,072 Bruce? 86 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,907 Excuse me. 87 00:07:28,116 --> 00:07:29,909 Oh, it's awful. 88 00:07:30,118 --> 00:07:31,244 Bruce. Bruce. 89 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:32,954 A friend in need? 90 00:07:33,162 --> 00:07:34,455 Councilman. 91 00:07:34,664 --> 00:07:36,624 So how goes the bat bashing? 92 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:38,251 Better than your love life. 93 00:07:38,835 --> 00:07:40,878 It's almost as if you pick them 94 00:07:41,087 --> 00:07:42,922 because there's no chance for a serious relationship. 95 00:07:43,131 --> 00:07:44,715 At least since that one girl. 96 00:07:44,924 --> 00:07:46,050 What was her name? 97 00:07:46,259 --> 00:07:48,719 Anne? Andi? Andrea? 98 00:07:48,928 --> 00:07:51,055 Yes. Andrea Beaumont. 99 00:07:51,264 --> 00:07:53,057 Now, there was a sweet number. 100 00:07:53,266 --> 00:07:55,393 How did you let her get loose? 101 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:57,395 Thanks for the handkerchief, Arthur. 102 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,814 You know where you can stick it. 103 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,991 Andrea. 104 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:42,607 Ha ha! That's right. 105 00:08:42,815 --> 00:08:44,942 And if daddy gets any more protective, 106 00:08:45,151 --> 00:08:47,278 he'll build a moat around my bedroom. 107 00:08:47,487 --> 00:08:50,615 It's times like this I wish you were around to-- 108 00:08:51,449 --> 00:08:52,074 yes? 109 00:08:52,283 --> 00:08:55,077 Excuse me. I thought you were saying something-- 110 00:08:55,286 --> 00:08:56,746 well, to me, I mean. 111 00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:57,997 No. 112 00:08:59,123 --> 00:09:00,416 O.K. 113 00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:03,753 Know who that was? 114 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:05,087 Bruce Wayne. 115 00:09:05,296 --> 00:09:07,340 You know, Wayne enterprises. 116 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:08,841 I've seen him on campus. 117 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:11,844 Very moody. Cute, though. 118 00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:12,845 Yes? 119 00:09:13,054 --> 00:09:14,680 I heard my name. I thought-- 120 00:09:14,889 --> 00:09:16,516 who are you talking to? 121 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:17,767 My mother. 122 00:09:19,477 --> 00:09:21,354 Oh. Well, I didn't mean to-- 123 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:23,189 that's O.K. We're done. 124 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:25,608 Mom doesn't have much to say today. 125 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,110 I'm not the only one 126 00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:30,112 who talks to their loved ones. 127 00:09:30,321 --> 00:09:31,531 I didn't say anything. 128 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:39,455 It's just when I talk to her out loud, 129 00:09:39,664 --> 00:09:41,290 I can imagine how she'd reply. 130 00:09:41,499 --> 00:09:43,709 I can hear her, like she's right there. 131 00:09:44,335 --> 00:09:46,295 I talked to my parents. 132 00:09:46,504 --> 00:09:47,547 What did you say? 133 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:48,881 I made a vow. 134 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:49,882 What vow? 135 00:09:50,091 --> 00:09:51,384 A secret one. 136 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,886 Ooh. A man of mystery. 137 00:09:54,095 --> 00:09:56,639 Have you kept your vow? 138 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:58,724 So far. 139 00:10:02,979 --> 00:10:04,939 Andrea Beaumont. 140 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:05,940 Bruce Wayne. 141 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:08,067 I know. The boy billionaire. 142 00:10:08,276 --> 00:10:10,152 With all that money and power, 143 00:10:10,361 --> 00:10:11,404 how come you always look 144 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:12,905 like you want to jump off a cliff? 145 00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:14,615 Why should you care? 146 00:10:14,824 --> 00:10:15,700 I don't. 147 00:10:18,119 --> 00:10:19,745 Mother was asking. 148 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,814 Let's step on it. We ain't got all night. 149 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,029 Wait for me. 150 00:10:54,447 --> 00:10:55,740 Coming through. 151 00:10:55,948 --> 00:10:58,326 O.K., Skaz. We're done shopping. 152 00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:00,745 All clear here. 153 00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:03,623 Well, Bruce, here goes. 154 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,792 Let's blow this pop stand. 155 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:11,213 Hyah! 156 00:11:11,422 --> 00:11:13,299 On your stomachs. Arms spread. 157 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:14,467 Who's this clown? 158 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:15,551 You heard me. 159 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,762 Yeah. You heard him, boys. 160 00:11:18,346 --> 00:11:19,972 You heard Mr. Kung Fu. 161 00:11:20,431 --> 00:11:21,807 Yeah. I'm shaking. 162 00:11:22,016 --> 00:11:23,559 Say your prayers, sucker. 163 00:11:45,498 --> 00:11:46,374 Yes. 164 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,092 Excuse me. 165 00:12:25,663 --> 00:12:26,622 Hey, Jonesy. 166 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:27,873 There. 167 00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:11,542 Aah! 168 00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:34,732 Aah! 169 00:13:44,784 --> 00:13:45,910 Oh... 170 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,470 I read about your anonymous exploits this morning, 171 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:05,930 and I must say, 172 00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:08,933 are you sure you won't reconsider rugby? 173 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:12,102 Sorry, Alfred, but the plan is working. 174 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,730 I had the edge. I could feel it. 175 00:14:14,939 --> 00:14:16,816 There was only one thing wrong-- 176 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,484 they weren't afraid of me. 177 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,820 I've got to strike fear in them. 178 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:21,904 Pardon, master Bruce, 179 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,824 but we may want to postpone the shoptalk. 180 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,117 I believe you have a visitor. 181 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:28,285 Hi. 182 00:14:28,494 --> 00:14:29,954 Hey, what happened to you, 183 00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:31,789 trip over some loose cash? 184 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,582 It's been three days since we met, 185 00:14:33,791 --> 00:14:34,750 and still no calls. 186 00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:36,877 I figured you were dead. 187 00:14:37,086 --> 00:14:39,463 You expect every guy you meet to call? 188 00:14:39,672 --> 00:14:42,132 The ones smart enough to dial a phone. 189 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:43,133 Huhn! 190 00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:44,468 What is that? 191 00:14:44,677 --> 00:14:45,636 Jujitsu. 192 00:14:45,845 --> 00:14:47,221 Gesundheit. 193 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:48,722 That was a joke. 194 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,182 Jujitsu is no joke. 195 00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:52,184 It takes years to master. 196 00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:54,103 Hey! Whoa! 197 00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:58,399 Got a few moves of my own. 198 00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:01,068 Miss Hovey's self-defense class for girls. 199 00:15:02,528 --> 00:15:04,071 Oh. He laughs. 200 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:13,914 Nice footwork. Can you dance, too? 201 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:36,687 Pardon, Sir, but miss Bambi is dancing on the piano. 202 00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:40,441 Brucie, where are you? 203 00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:11,889 You guys wait here. 204 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,933 Whatever you say, Mr. Bronski. 205 00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,940 They say the bat iced this guy. 206 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:21,941 I know. 207 00:16:30,074 --> 00:16:31,951 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. 208 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,536 Chuckie, Chuckie. 209 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,207 You always were a loser. 210 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,209 Buzz. 211 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,251 Huh? 212 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:43,170 Who's there? 213 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,766 Buzz Bronski, 214 00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:59,103 your angel of death awaits. 215 00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,896 Get away from me, you freak. 216 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:28,757 Time to pay for your sins, Mr. Bronski. 217 00:17:39,143 --> 00:17:40,602 Buzz... 218 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,522 All right, creep, 219 00:17:43,731 --> 00:17:45,441 catch this! 220 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,361 What the-- 221 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,033 Dave! Dougan! 222 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,702 Boys! 223 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:57,953 Come on! 224 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,542 He was up here. 225 00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:04,543 - Boss? - Boss? 226 00:18:04,752 --> 00:18:06,628 - Boss! - Boss! 227 00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:10,299 Boys! Hurry! 228 00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:28,358 You always were a loser, Mr. Bronski. 229 00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:38,452 Farewell, Mr. Bronski. 230 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,172 Ah...Ah... 231 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,257 Aah! 232 00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:54,551 Boss! 233 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:55,969 Boss! 234 00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:02,726 Oh, man. 235 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,730 Hey! 236 00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:08,816 It's the bat! 237 00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,821 It's the stinking bat! 238 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:33,924 Buzz. 239 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,680 No! 240 00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:58,323 What do you mean? You have to go after him! 241 00:19:58,532 --> 00:20:00,993 He didn't do it. It's garbage, Mr. Reeves. 242 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,120 The Batman does not kill, period. 243 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,206 You want him? You get him. 244 00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:08,083 I'll have no part of it. 245 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:09,960 Well, gentlemen? 246 00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,297 Any ideas? 247 00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:23,307 Hmm. He's usually here by now. 248 00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:37,070 There appears to be 249 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,072 some chemical residue on the lawn. 250 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:42,075 Could match the traces I found on the glass. 251 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:45,329 Not much, but it's been that kind of day. 252 00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:08,352 You'd think they could afford a weed eater. 253 00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:13,690 Sorry, mom, but the whole world's going to seed. 254 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,237 Oh... 255 00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,489 You. 256 00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:31,959 Bruce? 257 00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:42,803 I'm having the banker cut through some red tape. 258 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:44,554 He can roll your money 259 00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:46,056 into a higher yield account. 260 00:21:46,265 --> 00:21:48,141 Amount? What-- what--what amount? 261 00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:49,476 I said account. 262 00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:52,980 Oh, I'm sorry. I was just...Reminiscing. 263 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,189 Hey, that's O.K. 264 00:21:54,398 --> 00:21:56,692 You must have a lot on your mind. 265 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:57,776 Monsieur? 266 00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:08,620 Remember this place? 267 00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:09,788 Sure. 268 00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:12,457 You, me, and daddy came here all the time. 269 00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:13,959 How is the old guy? 270 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:15,460 You're still close, aren't you? 271 00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:16,753 Closer than ever. 272 00:22:16,962 --> 00:22:19,256 I'm sorry he couldn't make it to town, 273 00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:20,757 but then, I've always wished 274 00:22:20,966 --> 00:22:23,176 I could have some time alone with you. 275 00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:27,431 Well, who knows what the future might bring? 276 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:47,409 Welcome to the Gotham world's fair-- 277 00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:49,077 a dream of the future, 278 00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:50,412 a bright tomorrow 279 00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:53,915 filled with hope and promise for all mankind. 280 00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:57,336 This is a vision of a shimmering utopia, 281 00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,672 where we shall all spend the rest of our lives. 282 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:05,510 - Did not! - Give it back! 283 00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:38,835 Do you think we'll really see this 284 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:40,170 in our lifetime? 285 00:23:40,379 --> 00:23:41,296 Oh... 286 00:23:46,927 --> 00:23:47,886 Bruce? 287 00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:49,888 Bruce, I'm talking to you. 288 00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:52,641 Huh? Oh. I'm sorry, Andi. 289 00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:54,684 My mind was on something else. 290 00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:56,019 Like what? 291 00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:58,230 Oh, just, you know, the future. 292 00:23:58,438 --> 00:23:59,731 Anyone's in particular 293 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:02,067 or just the generic brand? 294 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:03,568 You know. 295 00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:04,903 No, I don't. 296 00:24:05,112 --> 00:24:07,906 Since when do you talk to me about your plans? 297 00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:10,325 By the way, dad's been wanting to meet you. 298 00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:11,493 Oh, yeah? 299 00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:13,995 I said you're not up to it yet. 300 00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:15,163 I can meet him. 301 00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:16,998 Great. 302 00:24:17,207 --> 00:24:18,917 I'll call him right now. 303 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:23,213 You sure about this? 304 00:24:23,422 --> 00:24:25,215 Sure, I'm sure. 305 00:24:25,424 --> 00:24:27,217 What the heck am I doing? 306 00:24:27,426 --> 00:24:28,552 This isn't the plan. 307 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,387 I must be going nuts. 308 00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:32,889 If I may make so bold, master Bruce, 309 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:34,474 I'd say quite the reverse. 310 00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,310 Excuse me, Mr. Beaumont. 311 00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,020 Here are the partnership papers. 312 00:24:39,229 --> 00:24:41,273 If you could just go over them. 313 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,525 Knock, knock. 314 00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:45,444 Andi. 315 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:48,613 Well, this is a most pleasant interruption. 316 00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:51,116 At last I meet the elusive Bruce Wayne. 317 00:24:51,283 --> 00:24:52,617 Nice to meet you, Sir. 318 00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:55,287 Sir? Oh, don't be so formal, Bruce. 319 00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:57,622 Andrea's told me so much about you, 320 00:24:57,831 --> 00:24:58,957 we're practically family. 321 00:24:59,166 --> 00:24:59,958 Daddy. 322 00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:00,959 Ahem. 323 00:25:01,168 --> 00:25:02,878 Don't mind me. I was leaving. 324 00:25:03,086 --> 00:25:04,379 Oh. I'm sorry. 325 00:25:04,588 --> 00:25:05,714 This is Arthur Reeves, 326 00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:08,216 a hot young Turk from my legal department. 327 00:25:08,425 --> 00:25:10,218 He's someone you should know. 328 00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:19,936 I hope we're not interrupting anything. 329 00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:22,272 Not at all. I'm never too busy 330 00:25:22,481 --> 00:25:23,815 for Andi and her friends. 331 00:25:24,024 --> 00:25:25,150 I tell you, Bruce, 332 00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:27,486 I do a lot of financial planning. 333 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:28,612 When it comes to money, 334 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:30,447 you can't take the future for granted. 335 00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:32,157 But money means little 336 00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:34,534 without loved ones to share it with. 337 00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:36,995 Nothing's more important than family. 338 00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:38,622 Yes, Mr. Beaumont. 339 00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:39,789 Carl. 340 00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:42,792 Excuse me. There's a Mr. Valestra to see you. 341 00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:45,462 He says he has an appointment. 342 00:25:45,670 --> 00:25:49,007 Ahem. If Mr. Valestra says he has an appointment, Virginia, 343 00:25:49,216 --> 00:25:51,301 then Mr. Valestra has an appointment. 344 00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:54,471 That's what I like about your pop, kiddo-- 345 00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:57,724 he knows his priorities. 346 00:26:06,233 --> 00:26:07,609 Is my shirt too big, 347 00:26:07,817 --> 00:26:09,361 or is that my flesh crawling? 348 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:12,864 Mr. Valestra is not what you'd call a people person. 349 00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:14,199 No kidding. 350 00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:16,243 Come on. That's just daddy's business. 351 00:26:16,451 --> 00:26:17,577 He deals with everyone. 352 00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:20,080 It's not your father, Andi. It's-- 353 00:26:20,288 --> 00:26:22,082 it's everything. 354 00:26:24,543 --> 00:26:27,003 I said hand over the cashbox, man. 355 00:26:31,216 --> 00:26:32,425 Uh-huh. 356 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:34,427 Aah! No! 357 00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:35,762 Gimme! 358 00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:39,266 Eddie, pops here needs some persuading. 359 00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:41,601 Stay here. I got to stop this. 360 00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:42,727 Bruce, no. Don't. 361 00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:45,272 What do you expect me to do? 362 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,440 Just come back in one piece. 363 00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:48,650 Please? 364 00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:54,406 There you go. Ha ha ha! 365 00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:55,824 Hey! 366 00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:02,831 Aah! 367 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,751 Better have your insurance paid up. 368 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:43,663 Ha ha ha ha! 369 00:27:43,872 --> 00:27:45,123 Here you go! 370 00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:02,307 Come on! Pick up the box! 371 00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:03,975 Pick up the box! 372 00:28:04,184 --> 00:28:07,228 Woo, woo, woo! Ha ha ha ha ha! 373 00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:11,316 Oh, thank God you're all right. 374 00:28:11,483 --> 00:28:12,692 I was so frightened. 375 00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:15,028 Let me have a look at you. 376 00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:16,780 Andrea, please. 377 00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:23,787 No. 378 00:28:30,168 --> 00:28:32,587 What am I still doing this for? 379 00:28:41,012 --> 00:28:42,889 It's got to be one or the other. 380 00:28:43,098 --> 00:28:44,891 I can't have it both ways. 381 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,184 I can't put myself on the line 382 00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:47,852 if there's someone waiting for me. 383 00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:51,773 Miss Beaumont will be glad you feel that way. 384 00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:53,983 She's holding on line one, Sir. 385 00:28:58,613 --> 00:28:59,614 Master Bruce. 386 00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:02,450 Alfred, I can't. Not now. 387 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:05,203 What shall I say, Sir? 388 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:08,790 I...Don't know. I just don't know! 389 00:29:16,506 --> 00:29:18,091 It doesn't mean I don't care anymore. 390 00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:20,593 I don't want to let you down, honest, 391 00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,262 but--but... 392 00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:25,932 It just doesn't hurt so bad anymore. 393 00:29:26,141 --> 00:29:28,101 You can understand that, can't you? 394 00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:30,103 I'll give money to the city. 395 00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:31,604 They can hire more cops. 396 00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:33,022 Let someone else take the risk. 397 00:29:33,231 --> 00:29:34,190 It's different now. 398 00:29:40,238 --> 00:29:41,781 Please... 399 00:29:41,990 --> 00:29:44,826 I need it to be different now. 400 00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:49,247 I know I made a promise, 401 00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:51,082 but I didn't see this coming. 402 00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:53,835 I didn't count on being happy. 403 00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:00,592 Please... 404 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,428 Tell me that it's O.K. 405 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,680 Maybe they already have. 406 00:30:10,518 --> 00:30:11,770 Maybe they sent me. 407 00:30:43,259 --> 00:30:43,843 Hey! 408 00:30:45,303 --> 00:30:46,095 Get in. 409 00:30:52,811 --> 00:30:55,271 All I want to know is, is it true? 410 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,358 Is the Batman really hitting our people? 411 00:30:58,566 --> 00:31:00,276 We have eyewitnesses. 412 00:31:00,777 --> 00:31:03,947 Beautiful. That's just beautiful. 413 00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:06,699 Why? He never leaned on us before. 414 00:31:06,908 --> 00:31:08,743 I'm too old for this. 415 00:31:08,952 --> 00:31:11,329 I suppose you could demand police protection. 416 00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:13,331 What are you, a comedian? 417 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:15,834 This is the Batman we're talking about here. 418 00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:17,335 A freak job! 419 00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:18,837 He'll crucify me! 420 00:31:30,473 --> 00:31:31,307 Pull over. 421 00:31:33,726 --> 00:31:35,478 It's not very healthy in here. 422 00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:46,614 O'Neil funding corporation. Adam's tool and die. 423 00:31:46,823 --> 00:31:48,616 Oh, I should have known. 424 00:31:48,825 --> 00:31:49,826 Sir? 425 00:31:49,993 --> 00:31:51,828 Chuckie Sol and Buzz Bronski-- 426 00:31:52,036 --> 00:31:53,538 they have some history together. 427 00:31:53,746 --> 00:31:55,290 They were partners in dummy corporations 428 00:31:55,498 --> 00:31:56,958 set up over 10 years ago. 429 00:31:57,792 --> 00:32:02,422 The third director was one Salvatore Valestra. 430 00:32:02,630 --> 00:32:04,090 Hmm. 431 00:32:04,299 --> 00:32:05,884 Sal's having company tonight. 432 00:32:06,467 --> 00:32:07,343 Don't wait up. 433 00:32:08,511 --> 00:32:10,722 Meaning, I trust, once you're done with him, 434 00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:12,891 you'll be seeing her? 435 00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:15,894 You think you know everything about me, don't you? 436 00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:20,315 I diapered your bottom. I bloody well ought to...Sir! 437 00:32:22,567 --> 00:32:23,651 Well, you're wrong. 438 00:32:59,812 --> 00:33:02,440 Andrea's father? 439 00:33:03,191 --> 00:33:05,944 You know how much I've always wanted to see Europe, Bruce. 440 00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:07,946 Dad has business there next week. 441 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:11,032 It's some hush-hush deal. He won't tell me a thing. 442 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,201 He can't say when we'd be coming back. 443 00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:15,995 Let me try to talk you out of it. 444 00:33:16,204 --> 00:33:16,955 Bruce-- 445 00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:18,373 wait, please. 446 00:33:21,459 --> 00:33:23,336 Oh...Never mind. 447 00:33:23,711 --> 00:33:25,421 I'm no good at this. 448 00:33:27,966 --> 00:33:30,593 Here, you'll get the idea. 449 00:33:36,849 --> 00:33:37,725 What do you say? 450 00:33:40,061 --> 00:33:41,729 Of course I will. 451 00:33:41,938 --> 00:33:43,564 I never thought this would happen. 452 00:33:43,773 --> 00:33:46,567 I always felt like I'd thrown you a curve ball, 453 00:33:46,776 --> 00:33:48,486 like you never knew what to do with me 454 00:33:48,695 --> 00:33:50,321 because I wasn't in the plan. 455 00:33:50,947 --> 00:33:53,908 You are now. I'm changing the plan. 456 00:34:00,498 --> 00:34:01,666 Uhh! 457 00:34:15,471 --> 00:34:16,389 Uh-oh! 458 00:34:16,597 --> 00:34:18,349 Looks like dad's got company, 459 00:34:18,516 --> 00:34:20,184 business-type company. 460 00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:23,438 He doesn't see clients here, not at this hour. 461 00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:29,485 Maybe we should wait till tomorrow 462 00:34:29,694 --> 00:34:30,987 before giving him the good news. 463 00:34:31,446 --> 00:34:32,363 Maybe. 464 00:34:32,572 --> 00:34:34,532 Good night, Bruce, Alfred. 465 00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:35,783 Miss. 466 00:34:38,369 --> 00:34:40,329 Rrrrrrrr! 467 00:34:52,884 --> 00:34:54,844 It's another cave, all right. 468 00:34:57,346 --> 00:34:58,765 Could be as big as the house, 469 00:34:58,973 --> 00:35:00,767 judging from the number of bats that came out. 470 00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:02,810 Alfred, what's wrong? 471 00:35:03,019 --> 00:35:04,896 This just arrived, Sir. 472 00:35:14,238 --> 00:35:15,448 "Left with dad... 473 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,450 "Too young... 474 00:35:17,658 --> 00:35:19,452 "Need time... 475 00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:21,245 Forget about me." 476 00:36:09,627 --> 00:36:11,379 My God! 477 00:36:46,622 --> 00:36:49,500 If there was just some other way. 478 00:37:07,685 --> 00:37:08,644 Aah! 479 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,070 I hate that song. 480 00:37:19,363 --> 00:37:20,406 Gasp! 481 00:37:20,615 --> 00:37:21,908 Can it be? 482 00:37:22,116 --> 00:37:25,745 Old Sallie "The Wheezer" Valestra. 483 00:37:26,787 --> 00:37:28,664 Welcome, paisan. 484 00:37:28,873 --> 00:37:31,876 It's been a dog's age. 485 00:37:32,043 --> 00:37:33,085 Hello, Joker. 486 00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:35,588 Didn't mean to drop by unannounced. 487 00:37:35,796 --> 00:37:37,465 Oh, Salvatore, 488 00:37:37,673 --> 00:37:39,550 why so formal? 489 00:37:39,759 --> 00:37:43,095 Mi casa Nostra es su casa Nostra. 490 00:37:43,304 --> 00:37:44,222 Uhh! 491 00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:46,724 So, what's an old-timer like you 492 00:37:46,933 --> 00:37:49,268 want with a two-timer like me? 493 00:37:49,477 --> 00:37:51,187 Business. I got-- 494 00:37:51,395 --> 00:37:54,148 ohh, business! Sounds like fun. 495 00:37:54,357 --> 00:37:57,276 Come! We'll repair to more comfortable environs. 496 00:37:57,485 --> 00:37:59,779 Now, hold on to your hat 497 00:37:59,987 --> 00:38:01,280 and watch those valuables. 498 00:38:01,489 --> 00:38:04,408 It's going to be a bumpy ride. 499 00:38:04,617 --> 00:38:07,745 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 500 00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:12,291 Aah! 501 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:14,877 Hee hee hee hee! 502 00:38:21,676 --> 00:38:23,427 Honey, I'm home! 503 00:38:28,766 --> 00:38:31,102 Oh, don't mind my home security system. 504 00:38:31,310 --> 00:38:32,103 Down, rusty! 505 00:38:34,981 --> 00:38:38,276 Can't be too careful with all those weirdos around. 506 00:38:38,484 --> 00:38:40,361 Hee hee hee hee hee! 507 00:38:42,905 --> 00:38:45,283 What? Meat loaf again? 508 00:38:45,491 --> 00:38:47,743 Oh, I had it for lunch. 509 00:38:47,952 --> 00:38:50,246 Isn't hazel here a cutie? 510 00:38:50,454 --> 00:38:52,290 True, she's a real homebody, 511 00:38:52,498 --> 00:38:54,709 but you can't help who you fall in love with. 512 00:38:54,917 --> 00:38:55,793 Ooh! 513 00:38:57,420 --> 00:39:00,381 Come. Have a seat, Sal. 514 00:39:01,257 --> 00:39:04,802 Tell me what's on your so-called mind. 515 00:39:05,011 --> 00:39:07,305 It's Batman. He's gone nuts. 516 00:39:07,513 --> 00:39:10,099 First he whacked Chuckie Sol, 517 00:39:10,308 --> 00:39:11,434 then Buzz, 518 00:39:11,642 --> 00:39:13,102 and now he's after me. 519 00:39:13,311 --> 00:39:16,105 I've been reading lately how old guano-man 520 00:39:16,314 --> 00:39:18,524 is wound tight enough to snap. 521 00:39:18,733 --> 00:39:20,818 Wouldn't it be great if I've finally 522 00:39:21,027 --> 00:39:23,446 driven him off the deep end? Ha ha ha! 523 00:39:23,654 --> 00:39:25,948 This isn't a joke! Batman's knocking us off, 524 00:39:26,157 --> 00:39:28,284 and you're the only one who can take him down. 525 00:39:28,492 --> 00:39:30,369 Look, 5 million up front 526 00:39:30,578 --> 00:39:32,204 with whatever you want to finish him off. 527 00:39:34,915 --> 00:39:38,294 What do I look like, pest control? 528 00:39:38,502 --> 00:39:39,378 Think, you fool! 529 00:39:39,587 --> 00:39:42,173 Once he gets me, how long till he gets you? 530 00:39:42,381 --> 00:39:44,175 You know what I'm talking about. 531 00:39:44,383 --> 00:39:47,178 Your hands are just as dirty. 532 00:39:47,386 --> 00:39:49,180 Dirtier! 533 00:39:49,388 --> 00:39:50,348 Grrr! 534 00:39:50,514 --> 00:39:52,350 Don't touch me, old man. 535 00:39:52,558 --> 00:39:54,352 I don't know where you've been. 536 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:58,356 Oh, Sal, no one can take a joke like you. 537 00:39:58,564 --> 00:40:00,191 Of course I'll help you out. 538 00:40:00,399 --> 00:40:01,192 Really? 539 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,777 Certainement. 540 00:40:02,985 --> 00:40:07,490 No way is anybody going to hurt my pal Sal. 541 00:40:07,698 --> 00:40:10,993 That's it. That's what I want to see-- 542 00:40:11,202 --> 00:40:14,789 a nice big smile. 543 00:40:15,915 --> 00:40:17,875 Thanks for another lovely dinner. 544 00:40:18,084 --> 00:40:19,001 My pleasure. 545 00:40:20,753 --> 00:40:23,923 It's not good to go to bed on a full stomach. 546 00:40:24,131 --> 00:40:25,674 We could stay up, 547 00:40:25,883 --> 00:40:27,176 talk for a while. 548 00:40:27,385 --> 00:40:29,720 Oh, Artie, I've got a killer day tomorrow. 549 00:40:29,929 --> 00:40:31,722 But call me, O.K.? 550 00:40:31,931 --> 00:40:33,099 Mmm! 551 00:40:35,059 --> 00:40:35,851 Good night. 552 00:40:36,060 --> 00:40:37,103 Good night. 553 00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:43,901 Hmm. 554 00:40:44,110 --> 00:40:45,403 So we meet again. 555 00:40:45,569 --> 00:40:47,071 I like the cape. 556 00:40:47,238 --> 00:40:49,865 Not sure about the mask though. 557 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,618 Have you ever seen this? 558 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:55,371 No. 559 00:40:55,579 --> 00:40:56,914 But that's your father. 560 00:40:57,123 --> 00:40:59,917 He's the one who set up their corporate partnership. 561 00:41:00,126 --> 00:41:01,919 So? That's his job. 562 00:41:02,128 --> 00:41:05,506 He was the one element that tied these gangsters together. 563 00:41:05,714 --> 00:41:07,007 Where's your father now? 564 00:41:07,216 --> 00:41:09,510 Haven't a clue. Why don't you try Madagascar? 565 00:41:09,718 --> 00:41:11,637 That's not what you told Reeves! 566 00:41:11,846 --> 00:41:14,265 You told him you were closer than ever to your father. 567 00:41:14,473 --> 00:41:15,975 You had me bugged? 568 00:41:16,183 --> 00:41:17,226 I can read lips. 569 00:41:17,435 --> 00:41:20,146 Then read them now. Get out. 570 00:41:24,859 --> 00:41:26,569 You still following your dad's orders? 571 00:41:26,777 --> 00:41:28,070 The way I see it, 572 00:41:28,279 --> 00:41:30,072 the only one in this room 573 00:41:30,281 --> 00:41:31,782 controlled by his parents is you. 574 00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:23,792 Sal Valestra, 575 00:42:24,001 --> 00:42:26,504 your angel of death awaits. 576 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,678 Oops! I guess the joke is on me. 577 00:42:34,887 --> 00:42:36,805 You're not Batman. 578 00:42:37,014 --> 00:42:39,308 Looks like there's a new face in Gotham, 579 00:42:39,517 --> 00:42:42,311 and soon his name will be all over town, 580 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:47,650 to say nothing of his legs, feet, spleen, and head! 581 00:43:38,909 --> 00:43:40,744 Stay away! This is not your fight. 582 00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:42,413 Haa! 583 00:43:43,706 --> 00:43:45,416 This madness ends now. 584 00:43:57,136 --> 00:43:58,345 Batman, 585 00:43:58,554 --> 00:44:00,848 this is the police. You're under arrest. 586 00:44:01,056 --> 00:44:03,350 Step away from the edge of the roof. 587 00:44:03,559 --> 00:44:07,605 Put your hands on your head and stay in the light. 588 00:44:07,813 --> 00:44:08,939 Stay on him! 589 00:44:10,899 --> 00:44:12,776 Delta 6-3 in pursuit. 590 00:44:12,985 --> 00:44:15,279 Subject moving north along Denny drive. 591 00:44:15,487 --> 00:44:16,655 All units approach with caution. 592 00:44:16,864 --> 00:44:18,657 Subject is considered armed and dangerous. 593 00:44:18,866 --> 00:44:21,327 Use of deadly force is authorized. 594 00:44:34,590 --> 00:44:36,800 Take it down! I got to get closer! 595 00:44:43,766 --> 00:44:45,059 Freeze! 596 00:44:54,443 --> 00:44:57,071 He's heading for the construction site. 597 00:44:57,279 --> 00:44:59,573 S.W.A.T. deployment teams move into position. 598 00:44:59,782 --> 00:45:01,075 All units acknowledge. 599 00:45:01,825 --> 00:45:03,577 Roger that, Charlie. Moving in position. 600 00:45:03,786 --> 00:45:04,787 Let's go! 601 00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:18,425 All available units to 4th and Madison, 602 00:45:18,634 --> 00:45:19,927 the construction site. 603 00:45:20,135 --> 00:45:22,429 Charlie-3, prepare for tear gas. 604 00:45:29,645 --> 00:45:31,021 There he is, men! 605 00:45:35,317 --> 00:45:36,485 Hey, wait! 606 00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:41,865 Aah! 607 00:45:43,158 --> 00:45:44,451 You jerk! 608 00:45:45,953 --> 00:45:47,162 Get a light up there! 609 00:46:06,223 --> 00:46:08,934 Delta-3 to ground, he's down. We have him. 610 00:46:17,609 --> 00:46:18,902 Fire! 611 00:46:28,704 --> 00:46:30,122 Quick, around the back! 612 00:46:35,043 --> 00:46:37,129 Come on, you grunts! 613 00:46:56,023 --> 00:46:57,399 Ohh! 614 00:46:57,566 --> 00:46:58,776 Andrea? 615 00:46:58,984 --> 00:47:00,068 Hurry! 616 00:47:03,071 --> 00:47:04,198 Who's that? 617 00:47:14,583 --> 00:47:15,959 There are certain advantages 618 00:47:16,168 --> 00:47:18,378 to having a sturdy cranium, master Bruce. 619 00:47:18,587 --> 00:47:22,382 But then hard-headedness was always your virtue. 620 00:47:22,591 --> 00:47:25,886 Well, I'm sure I have things to do elsewhere. 621 00:47:26,094 --> 00:47:27,721 You have, uh, 622 00:47:27,930 --> 00:47:30,390 an excellent sense of timing. 623 00:47:30,599 --> 00:47:33,227 It was all over TV. I had to do something. 624 00:47:33,435 --> 00:47:34,728 I'm grateful, of course. 625 00:47:34,937 --> 00:47:35,979 But I still need to know 626 00:47:36,188 --> 00:47:38,482 why you're not telling me the truth about your father. 627 00:47:41,109 --> 00:47:43,237 Well, I suppose the world's greatest detective 628 00:47:43,445 --> 00:47:44,822 will find out eventually. 629 00:47:45,030 --> 00:47:47,658 You remember daddy was having a meeting that night 630 00:47:47,866 --> 00:47:49,368 with his partners. 631 00:47:55,123 --> 00:47:56,583 Rrrrrrrrrr! 632 00:47:59,211 --> 00:48:01,171 You're a liar and a cheat, Carl. 633 00:48:01,380 --> 00:48:03,799 You've taken what's ours. 634 00:48:04,007 --> 00:48:05,384 You're going to pay one way or another. 635 00:48:05,592 --> 00:48:06,385 No, please! 636 00:48:06,593 --> 00:48:07,803 Daddy, what's going on? 637 00:48:08,011 --> 00:48:08,804 Uhh! 638 00:48:10,389 --> 00:48:13,433 I'm sorry you had to see this, miss Beaumont. 639 00:48:15,894 --> 00:48:17,145 Let her go! 640 00:48:17,354 --> 00:48:18,480 Watch it, Carl. 641 00:48:19,898 --> 00:48:22,109 Please, Sal, give me one more day. 642 00:48:22,317 --> 00:48:23,569 I'll get the money. 643 00:48:23,777 --> 00:48:25,153 Convince me. 644 00:48:25,362 --> 00:48:27,614 This time tomorrow, on my mother's grave, 645 00:48:27,823 --> 00:48:29,366 as soon as the European banks open, 646 00:48:29,575 --> 00:48:31,285 I'll have the whole amount wired to you. 647 00:48:43,755 --> 00:48:46,008 24 hours. 648 00:48:46,216 --> 00:48:49,011 This time tomorrow, we'll have the money, 649 00:48:49,219 --> 00:48:52,014 or I'll have your heart in my hand. 650 00:48:52,222 --> 00:48:53,807 Let's go, boys. 651 00:48:54,016 --> 00:48:55,183 Uhh! 652 00:49:00,939 --> 00:49:01,690 Tsk. 653 00:49:05,986 --> 00:49:07,321 Dad, are you all right? 654 00:49:07,529 --> 00:49:10,115 Pack a suitcase. We've got to get to the airport now! 655 00:49:10,324 --> 00:49:12,075 You said you'd have the money. 656 00:49:12,284 --> 00:49:13,577 It's not that simple. 657 00:49:13,785 --> 00:49:15,245 The money's tied up in investments. 658 00:49:15,454 --> 00:49:16,997 It'll take weeks to free up. 659 00:49:17,205 --> 00:49:18,206 But I can't leave. 660 00:49:18,415 --> 00:49:20,709 Bruce proposed. We're going to get married. 661 00:49:20,918 --> 00:49:22,210 Listen to me. 662 00:49:22,419 --> 00:49:26,214 I just used up the last shred of pity Sal Valestra has. 663 00:49:26,423 --> 00:49:29,051 If I don't pay him back within 24 hours, 664 00:49:29,259 --> 00:49:31,136 they'll kill us both! 665 00:49:31,970 --> 00:49:33,555 Why'd you do this, dad? 666 00:49:33,764 --> 00:49:35,766 Why'd you get involved with these people? 667 00:49:36,558 --> 00:49:37,768 I'm sorry, Andi. 668 00:49:37,976 --> 00:49:40,270 I just wanted a chance for you. 669 00:49:40,479 --> 00:49:42,272 I'll get you out of this. 670 00:49:42,481 --> 00:49:45,776 Somehow we'll be free of those guys, whatever it takes. 671 00:49:45,984 --> 00:49:47,694 That's a promise. 672 00:49:49,655 --> 00:49:52,532 From that night, we were on the run. 673 00:49:52,741 --> 00:49:54,534 We hid all over Europe, 674 00:49:54,743 --> 00:49:56,536 eventually settled on the Mediterranean coast. 675 00:49:56,745 --> 00:50:00,540 Dad was able to parlay the money he embezzled into a fortune. 676 00:50:01,875 --> 00:50:03,460 Finally, he had enough to pay them back, 677 00:50:03,669 --> 00:50:04,962 or so he thought. 678 00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:06,964 It would never be enough. 679 00:50:07,172 --> 00:50:09,049 They wanted interest compounded in blood. 680 00:50:09,257 --> 00:50:11,051 He had to find another way. 681 00:50:11,259 --> 00:50:13,971 The man in the costume-- your father? 682 00:50:14,179 --> 00:50:16,473 He said he'd get them, somehow. 683 00:50:16,682 --> 00:50:18,475 When I heard about Chuckie Sol, 684 00:50:18,684 --> 00:50:21,061 well, I had to come back to find him, 685 00:50:21,269 --> 00:50:22,562 to stop him. 686 00:50:22,771 --> 00:50:24,064 I'm sorry, Bruce. 687 00:50:24,272 --> 00:50:27,067 That's twice now I've come into your life 688 00:50:27,275 --> 00:50:28,944 and screwed it up. 689 00:50:44,418 --> 00:50:45,085 Ooh! 690 00:51:08,692 --> 00:51:10,777 Can we make it work this time? 691 00:51:10,986 --> 00:51:12,279 I want to say yes, 692 00:51:13,530 --> 00:51:14,948 but you know it's going to come down 693 00:51:15,157 --> 00:51:16,241 between me and your father. 694 00:51:16,783 --> 00:51:18,869 Daddy doesn't matter anymore. 695 00:51:31,465 --> 00:51:32,549 I'll see you tonight. 696 00:51:32,758 --> 00:51:34,176 I'll be here. 697 00:51:39,681 --> 00:51:42,893 It's so good to see you and miss Beaumont together again. 698 00:51:43,101 --> 00:51:46,229 Might one ask what this bodes for your alter-ego? 699 00:51:49,274 --> 00:51:50,859 I'm not sure, Alfred. 700 00:51:52,444 --> 00:51:54,654 Everything's happening so fast. 701 00:51:56,615 --> 00:51:58,158 So much has changed. 702 00:51:58,366 --> 00:52:00,160 You still love each other. 703 00:52:00,368 --> 00:52:01,661 It's true. 704 00:52:01,870 --> 00:52:03,663 I love her. 705 00:52:03,872 --> 00:52:06,541 Maybe after this is settled... 706 00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:08,043 Maybe then. 707 00:52:08,251 --> 00:52:11,213 I'm sure they would have wanted you to be happy, Sir. 708 00:52:19,638 --> 00:52:20,680 Hmm... 709 00:52:20,889 --> 00:52:22,516 Is something wrong? 710 00:52:23,391 --> 00:52:24,684 Maybe. 711 00:52:30,357 --> 00:52:31,817 Oh, no! 712 00:52:32,025 --> 00:52:35,487 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 713 00:52:40,492 --> 00:52:43,286 You're telling me there were four precincts on Batman's heels 714 00:52:43,495 --> 00:52:44,955 and he still got away? 715 00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:49,793 Unbelievable. 716 00:52:51,336 --> 00:52:52,712 Tsk tsk. 717 00:52:52,921 --> 00:52:56,716 And to think our tax money goes to pay those jerks. 718 00:52:59,594 --> 00:53:00,679 You! 719 00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:02,973 Ha ha ha ha! 720 00:53:03,181 --> 00:53:04,474 That's right, Artie. 721 00:53:04,641 --> 00:53:07,894 Bring in the press, why don't you? What a photo-op-- 722 00:53:08,103 --> 00:53:11,064 the councilman and his wacky pal. 723 00:53:11,273 --> 00:53:12,858 You're no friend of mine. 724 00:53:13,942 --> 00:53:16,236 Oh, Artie, I'm crushed. 725 00:53:16,444 --> 00:53:19,281 How the high and mighty forget. 726 00:53:19,489 --> 00:53:20,740 Don't you remember-- 727 00:53:20,949 --> 00:53:24,119 you, me, Sallie, and the gang? 728 00:53:24,327 --> 00:53:25,871 What are you talking about? 729 00:53:26,329 --> 00:53:28,165 I never met them or you. 730 00:53:28,373 --> 00:53:29,666 I worked for Beaumont. 731 00:53:29,875 --> 00:53:31,334 I didn't know what he was doing. 732 00:53:31,626 --> 00:53:34,171 You knew about it afterwards, 733 00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:36,923 and put it to good use, eh? 734 00:53:37,132 --> 00:53:38,550 What do you want? 735 00:53:39,176 --> 00:53:42,179 To find out who's iced the old gang. 736 00:53:42,888 --> 00:53:45,849 Haven't you read the papers? It's Batman! 737 00:53:47,058 --> 00:53:48,810 Nnnnnnnn! Wrong! 738 00:53:49,019 --> 00:53:50,854 It ain't the bat. Nope, nope, nope. 739 00:53:51,062 --> 00:53:52,189 I've seen the guy. 740 00:53:52,397 --> 00:53:55,192 He looks more like the ghost of Christmas future. 741 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,694 Nowhere near as cute as Batboy. 742 00:53:57,903 --> 00:53:59,946 You're saying it's someone else? 743 00:54:00,155 --> 00:54:02,282 Yeah. Someone who wouldn't mind 744 00:54:02,490 --> 00:54:05,285 seeing our old pals out of the way. 745 00:54:07,204 --> 00:54:08,997 Maybe--gulp-- 746 00:54:09,206 --> 00:54:12,042 sob--me, too. 747 00:54:12,250 --> 00:54:14,544 That's when I thought of you, Arturo. 748 00:54:14,711 --> 00:54:17,297 An important, upstanding guy like you 749 00:54:17,505 --> 00:54:18,798 could find it awkward 750 00:54:19,007 --> 00:54:22,510 if certain secrets were revealed about his past. 751 00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:25,513 Now, wait. You're not saying that I-- 752 00:54:26,765 --> 00:54:28,516 Mr. Reeves, miss Beaumont on the line. 753 00:54:28,725 --> 00:54:31,519 Beaumont? Not the babe? 754 00:54:32,145 --> 00:54:34,606 Ohh, you devil. 755 00:54:36,441 --> 00:54:37,817 Arthur? 756 00:54:38,026 --> 00:54:39,319 Arthur, are you there? 757 00:54:39,527 --> 00:54:40,820 Shh! Ha ha. 758 00:54:41,696 --> 00:54:45,408 Hello, Andrea. We're--we're still on for lunch, right? 759 00:54:45,617 --> 00:54:46,868 I'm sorry. I--I can't. 760 00:54:47,077 --> 00:54:48,370 I got hung up. 761 00:54:48,578 --> 00:54:50,288 I'll explain everything tonight, O.K.? 762 00:54:51,539 --> 00:54:52,832 Uh, all right. 763 00:54:53,041 --> 00:54:54,459 Uh, I'll--I'll see you then. 764 00:54:55,543 --> 00:54:58,171 Now, ain't that a co-inky-dink? 765 00:54:58,380 --> 00:55:00,173 We're talking about the old man 766 00:55:00,382 --> 00:55:03,677 and the spawn of his loins just happens to call. 767 00:55:03,885 --> 00:55:07,681 Makes you want to laugh, doesn't it, Arthur? 768 00:55:07,889 --> 00:55:08,932 Hee hee hee hee! 769 00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:11,601 Hee hee hee hee! 770 00:55:11,810 --> 00:55:13,603 Ha ha ha ha ha! 771 00:55:13,812 --> 00:55:15,605 Ha ha ha ha ha! 772 00:55:15,814 --> 00:55:18,483 Ah ha ha ha ha! 773 00:55:18,692 --> 00:55:22,153 Oh ha ha ha ha ha! 774 00:55:22,362 --> 00:55:26,491 Ah ha ha ha ha ha! 775 00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:28,994 Ah ha ha ha ha ha! 776 00:55:29,202 --> 00:55:30,996 Ah ha ha ha ha ha! 777 00:55:31,204 --> 00:55:32,289 Good heavens! 778 00:55:33,915 --> 00:55:36,960 Councilman, please, you've got to control yourself. 779 00:55:37,168 --> 00:55:39,254 I'm trying, for God's sake! 780 00:55:39,462 --> 00:55:41,172 - Ha ha ha ha ha! - Here's a relaxant for him. 781 00:55:41,381 --> 00:55:43,133 Ha ha ha ha ha! 782 00:55:43,341 --> 00:55:44,467 I need some help. 783 00:55:44,676 --> 00:55:45,844 Hold him still! 784 00:55:46,636 --> 00:55:48,638 Councilman, please! 785 00:55:49,931 --> 00:55:51,057 That's it. 786 00:55:51,266 --> 00:55:53,518 That's right. 787 00:55:55,854 --> 00:55:57,439 There, that should relax you enough 788 00:55:57,647 --> 00:55:59,357 for the toxin to run its course. 789 00:55:59,566 --> 00:56:01,026 Now, try to stay calm. 790 00:56:03,737 --> 00:56:04,863 O.K. 791 00:56:18,460 --> 00:56:19,419 Uhh! 792 00:56:22,839 --> 00:56:25,216 Uhh! Ha ha ha ha! 793 00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:27,218 Oh, no! 794 00:56:27,427 --> 00:56:28,720 Ha ha ha ha! 795 00:56:29,137 --> 00:56:31,181 Why did The Joker meet with you? 796 00:56:32,182 --> 00:56:34,059 Ha ha ha ha ha! 797 00:56:34,267 --> 00:56:36,519 It has to do with the gangster murders, doesn't it? 798 00:56:36,728 --> 00:56:39,147 He thinks you're involved. Why? 799 00:56:39,356 --> 00:56:42,150 Ha ha ha ha ha! 800 00:56:42,359 --> 00:56:44,527 I don't know. Ha-- 801 00:56:45,737 --> 00:56:47,864 that's not the answer I want. 802 00:56:48,073 --> 00:56:49,366 Uhh! 803 00:56:49,574 --> 00:56:51,201 Beaumont needed me 804 00:56:51,409 --> 00:56:53,870 to help him and his kid get out of town. 805 00:56:54,079 --> 00:56:56,206 He kept in touch. 806 00:56:56,414 --> 00:56:58,291 When did you last speak to him? 807 00:56:58,500 --> 00:57:01,294 Years ago--my first election campaign. 808 00:57:01,503 --> 00:57:03,296 I was running out of money 809 00:57:03,505 --> 00:57:05,298 and asked Beaumont for help. 810 00:57:05,507 --> 00:57:06,800 Ha ha ha ha! 811 00:57:07,008 --> 00:57:09,260 He said no. Ha ha ha ha! 812 00:57:09,469 --> 00:57:11,554 You sold him to the mob. 813 00:57:11,763 --> 00:57:13,598 Ha ha ha ha! 814 00:57:13,807 --> 00:57:14,891 Ha ha ha ha! 815 00:57:15,100 --> 00:57:16,601 I was broke, desperate. 816 00:57:16,810 --> 00:57:19,604 They said all they wanted was their money back. 817 00:57:19,813 --> 00:57:20,730 Ha ha ha ha! 818 00:57:20,939 --> 00:57:23,400 Ha ha ha ha! 819 00:57:23,608 --> 00:57:25,902 Ha ha ha ha! 820 00:57:26,111 --> 00:57:27,737 Ah ha ha ha ha! 821 00:57:27,946 --> 00:57:28,738 Councilman! 822 00:57:28,947 --> 00:57:30,281 Councilman, please! 823 00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:32,033 Ha ha ha ha ha! 824 00:58:13,658 --> 00:58:14,826 ♪♪ Hello ♪♪♪♪ 825 00:58:15,034 --> 00:58:16,161 Anybody home? 826 00:58:16,369 --> 00:58:17,162 Ha ha! 827 00:58:17,370 --> 00:58:18,663 Listen, Boopsy, 828 00:58:18,872 --> 00:58:21,166 even though you never call and never write, 829 00:58:21,374 --> 00:58:24,169 I still got a soft spot for you. 830 00:58:24,377 --> 00:58:27,297 So I'm sending you a fun gift... Airmail. 831 00:58:27,505 --> 00:58:31,134 And there's no use jumping out the window this time, toots. 832 00:58:31,342 --> 00:58:33,428 The plane of the future 833 00:58:33,636 --> 00:58:36,639 is going to make you history. 834 00:58:41,811 --> 00:58:44,439 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 835 00:58:47,108 --> 00:58:47,984 Hello! 836 00:58:48,193 --> 00:58:49,527 Hello, operator? 837 00:58:49,736 --> 00:58:53,031 I believe my party's been disconnected. 838 00:58:53,239 --> 00:58:55,200 Ha ha ha ha ha! 839 00:58:55,408 --> 00:58:57,785 Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho! 840 00:59:16,513 --> 00:59:17,597 Oh! 841 00:59:18,973 --> 00:59:19,891 You! 842 00:59:20,099 --> 00:59:22,101 But--but he paid you. 843 00:59:23,478 --> 00:59:24,938 Dad? 844 00:59:26,856 --> 00:59:29,317 Aah! 845 00:59:39,702 --> 00:59:43,498 Well, haze, guess it's time to call it a night. 846 00:59:47,460 --> 00:59:49,337 What do you say, hon... 847 00:59:49,546 --> 00:59:52,257 Feeling the old electricity tonight? 848 00:59:53,716 --> 00:59:54,592 Hmm. 849 00:59:59,305 --> 01:00:00,890 Ain't it always the way? 850 01:00:01,099 --> 01:00:03,893 You get in the mood, and company shows up. 851 01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:06,938 Joker... 852 01:00:07,146 --> 01:00:09,899 Your angel of death awaits. 853 01:00:10,066 --> 01:00:12,110 I'm impressed, lady. 854 01:00:12,318 --> 01:00:15,572 You're harder to kill than a cockroach on steroids. 855 01:00:15,780 --> 01:00:17,991 So you figured it out. 856 01:00:20,326 --> 01:00:22,495 Got to hand it to you-- nice scheme. 857 01:00:22,704 --> 01:00:23,997 Costume's a bit theatrical, 858 01:00:24,205 --> 01:00:26,541 but, hey, who am I to talk? 859 01:00:28,918 --> 01:00:29,794 Ooh! 860 01:00:36,259 --> 01:00:38,094 Very cute-- 861 01:00:38,303 --> 01:00:41,764 but I can blow smoke, too, toots. 862 01:00:41,973 --> 01:00:43,057 Uhh! 863 01:00:50,773 --> 01:00:54,068 Nice trick, sweetheart. You could teach old Batsy 864 01:00:54,277 --> 01:00:56,946 a thing or two about disappearing. Uhh! 865 01:00:57,155 --> 01:00:58,156 Ooh! 866 01:00:58,364 --> 01:00:59,157 Ugh! 867 01:00:59,365 --> 01:01:01,326 You're not smiling, Joker. 868 01:01:01,534 --> 01:01:03,828 I thought you found death amusing. 869 01:01:04,037 --> 01:01:05,455 Me? Oh, no! 870 01:01:05,663 --> 01:01:07,790 You won't hear a giggle out of me. 871 01:01:07,999 --> 01:01:10,460 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 872 01:01:10,668 --> 01:01:13,087 Ha ha ha ha! 873 01:01:13,921 --> 01:01:15,048 Made you look! 874 01:01:26,809 --> 01:01:28,186 Whoo! Ha ha ha! 875 01:01:28,394 --> 01:01:29,145 Aah! 876 01:01:29,354 --> 01:01:31,397 Ha ha ha ha ha! 877 01:01:38,571 --> 01:01:42,241 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 878 01:01:49,290 --> 01:01:51,209 Well, if it isn't smokey the babe-- 879 01:01:51,417 --> 01:01:54,420 just in time to meet her biggest fan. 880 01:01:57,799 --> 01:01:59,342 Oh! 881 01:01:59,550 --> 01:02:02,428 How about a little pick-me-up? 882 01:02:10,895 --> 01:02:12,897 Aah! 883 01:02:21,030 --> 01:02:22,990 Ha ha ha ha ha! 884 01:02:37,505 --> 01:02:38,798 Aah! Aah! 885 01:02:47,682 --> 01:02:49,642 Aah! Aah! 886 01:02:53,563 --> 01:02:56,733 Aah! 887 01:03:15,918 --> 01:03:17,837 Your father's dead, isn't he? 888 01:03:18,045 --> 01:03:20,673 You came into town early to get Chuckie Sol 889 01:03:20,882 --> 01:03:24,177 so you could shift the blame to your father if you had to. 890 01:03:24,385 --> 01:03:25,678 They took everything, Bruce-- 891 01:03:25,887 --> 01:03:28,890 my dad, my life, you. 892 01:03:29,098 --> 01:03:31,267 I'm not saying it's right or even sane, 893 01:03:31,476 --> 01:03:33,269 but it's all I've got left, 894 01:03:33,478 --> 01:03:35,354 so either help me or get out of the way. 895 01:03:35,688 --> 01:03:37,273 You know I can't do that. 896 01:03:37,482 --> 01:03:39,108 Look what they did to us, 897 01:03:39,317 --> 01:03:41,110 what we could have had! 898 01:03:41,319 --> 01:03:42,612 They had to pay! 899 01:03:42,820 --> 01:03:46,115 But, Andi, what will vengeance solve? 900 01:03:46,324 --> 01:03:48,951 If anyone knows the answer to that, Bruce, 901 01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:50,203 it's you. 902 01:03:52,038 --> 01:03:53,164 Leave, Andi... 903 01:03:53,372 --> 01:03:54,457 Now. 904 01:03:55,374 --> 01:03:56,626 Please? 905 01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:11,933 Oh, Batsy... 906 01:04:14,310 --> 01:04:15,186 Yoo-hoo! 907 01:04:15,394 --> 01:04:17,146 Hoo hoo hoo hoo! 908 01:04:55,351 --> 01:04:56,853 Ooh! 909 01:05:10,616 --> 01:05:11,868 Joker... 910 01:05:21,377 --> 01:05:23,421 Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! 911 01:05:26,549 --> 01:05:27,633 Aah! 912 01:05:41,230 --> 01:05:43,816 Aah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 913 01:05:49,322 --> 01:05:50,573 Aah! 914 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,428 You're too late, Batman. 915 01:06:12,637 --> 01:06:15,431 There are 20 Miles of tunnels under this place, 916 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:17,934 and they're all filled with high explosives. 917 01:06:18,142 --> 01:06:21,771 In five minutes, everything goes up. 918 01:06:21,979 --> 01:06:23,856 Ha ha ha ha ha! 919 01:06:28,361 --> 01:06:30,404 Ha ha ha ha ha! 920 01:06:46,796 --> 01:06:48,756 Ha ha ha ha ha! 921 01:07:08,317 --> 01:07:09,193 Ooh! 922 01:07:09,402 --> 01:07:10,361 No! 923 01:07:10,569 --> 01:07:12,697 Whoa! 924 01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:26,210 You just don't know when to quit, do you? 925 01:07:31,507 --> 01:07:33,300 What are you doing? 926 01:07:33,509 --> 01:07:34,593 Aah! 927 01:07:34,802 --> 01:07:38,889 You're crazy! I'm your only chance to get out of here! 928 01:07:39,098 --> 01:07:41,058 Let me go or we'll both die! 929 01:07:41,559 --> 01:07:43,102 Whatever it takes. 930 01:07:44,061 --> 01:07:45,730 Aah! 931 01:08:04,707 --> 01:08:09,086 For once, I'm stuck without a punch line. 932 01:08:10,671 --> 01:08:12,298 Uh-oh. 933 01:08:13,382 --> 01:08:16,052 O.K. I give up. 934 01:08:16,260 --> 01:08:17,553 I surrendered already. 935 01:08:17,762 --> 01:08:19,430 Tell her, Batman. 936 01:08:19,638 --> 01:08:20,639 Andrea... 937 01:08:20,848 --> 01:08:23,642 You've got to get out of here. 938 01:08:23,851 --> 01:08:26,896 The place is wired to e-explode! 939 01:08:27,104 --> 01:08:30,483 No. One way or another, it ends tonight. 940 01:08:30,691 --> 01:08:32,151 Goodbye, my love. 941 01:09:15,820 --> 01:09:17,279 Andrea! 942 01:10:06,245 --> 01:10:08,038 I couldn't save her, Alfred. 943 01:10:08,247 --> 01:10:10,833 I don't think she wanted to be saved, Sir. 944 01:10:11,125 --> 01:10:13,544 Vengeance blackens the soul, Bruce. 945 01:10:13,752 --> 01:10:16,213 I always feared you would become 946 01:10:16,422 --> 01:10:18,174 that which you fought against. 947 01:10:18,382 --> 01:10:20,759 You walk the edge of that abyss every night. 948 01:10:20,926 --> 01:10:22,595 But you haven't fallen in, 949 01:10:22,803 --> 01:10:24,555 and I thank heaven for that. 950 01:10:27,766 --> 01:10:30,561 But Andrea fell into that pit years ago, 951 01:10:30,769 --> 01:10:32,521 and no one, not even you, 952 01:10:32,730 --> 01:10:34,106 could've pulled her back. 953 01:10:44,158 --> 01:10:45,284 What is it? 954 01:11:29,578 --> 01:11:30,955 Quite a sight. 955 01:11:31,163 --> 01:11:32,456 Yes. 956 01:11:32,665 --> 01:11:34,166 I'm sorry. 957 01:11:34,375 --> 01:11:37,169 Do--do you want to be alone? 958 01:11:37,378 --> 01:11:38,712 I am. 959 01:16:15,948 --> 01:16:18,742 Captioning made possible by Warner bros. 960 01:16:18,951 --> 01:16:21,954 Captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.