1 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:04,536 - Bunny, I'm so excited you finally decided to visit. 2 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:07,129 - Well, we always said if we were both single, right? 3 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:09,465 - Right. I mean, we were two ships passing in the night. 4 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:10,674 You always had your boyfriend, 5 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:11,758 I was always, you know, busy. 6 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:13,719 As I told you, I'm a very busy person. 7 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,260 But now we're at the same harbor, huh? 8 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:17,723 I can hear the waves crashing. 9 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,717 - I thought I just heard a foghorn. 10 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:20,718 - [imitating foghorn] 11 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,516 I smell fish. 12 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,230 I mean, not-not on you. 13 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,224 I don't even smell fish. I made that-I'm sorry. 14 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,817 Um... 15 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:29,231 And, um... 16 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,070 I don't know where these horses came from, 17 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:32,405 but those are horses. 18 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:37,324 So...right here, we got the, uh, breakfast foyer 19 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:40,572 and, um, the entertainment center, of course, 20 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:43,871 and, uh, balloons, I guess. 21 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:46,164 - It looks like rubber gloves and condoms. 22 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:47,662 - Yeah, no, they are. 23 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:51,417 Um, probably just my roommates' way of saying welcome to you, 24 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:52,759 'cause they're funny, 25 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,252 and we're never gonna meet them together, 26 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:55,754 'cause I don't want you to. 27 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:59,098 - Well, why don't we take this tour to your bedroom? 28 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:00,717 - I'm not saying I'm gonna be rusty, but- 29 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:01,933 [gas hissing] 30 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,428 - [high-pitched voice] Hey, Ders. 31 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:04,896 You want a- you want a haircut? 32 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:06,935 I'm like a Shear Genius with these scissors. 33 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,353 - Why is this happening? 34 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:11,774 - Karl's getting married. We're losing a dude. 35 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,271 [all screaming] 36 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:14,773 - Oh, my God! What the- 37 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,524 [screams] 38 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:20,620 [hip-hop music] 39 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:21,612 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 40 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,205 ♪♪ 41 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,290 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪ 42 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:26,910 - ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪ 43 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:30,963 - We're not having a wedding in this house ever. 44 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,458 - Well, Ders, I wish you would've brought it up earlier 45 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,506 because it's in, like, five hours, 46 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,004 and we sent a "save the dates" out yesterday. 47 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,301 Did you not get it? 48 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:42,801 - No, you got it. I slipped one under your door. 49 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,143 Except that I didn't do that 50 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:45,182 because I forgot to do that 51 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:46,725 because I was eating Froot Loops. 52 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:47,813 Dang it. - Our bad. 53 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,273 - Come on, Ders, Hannah's amazing. 54 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:50,312 I'm changing for her. 55 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:51,810 - Yep, he's definitely changing. 56 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,062 He sold the rape van, and he quit selling weed, which is... 57 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,278 - Yeah, how stupid. 58 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:56,943 - A life decision. - Yeah, that's dumb. 59 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,862 - Yeah, and I got glasses to fix the wonky eye. 60 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:00,405 Can you put 'em on me? - Yep, mm-hmm. 61 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:01,493 - Nice. - Check that out. 62 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:02,988 - Check it out. Wonk gone. 63 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,830 - Come on. Weddings. 64 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,244 [squeals] 65 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,459 - No, uh, they're gonna go, and we're gonna- 66 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,920 - No, we've got to help. 67 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,086 - How can we help you guys? 68 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:16,004 - Are you sure your neighbors won't mind? 69 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,843 - Oh, no. We steal stuff from 'em all the time. 70 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,837 Bikes, lemons, internet. Yeah. 71 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,010 - Garden weasel weaseling over. Whoa. 72 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,508 - Careful. 73 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,182 - Ah! One down, one down. 74 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,020 I think it's really cool you and Ders had a pact 75 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,310 that if you're ever single, you guys would bone each other. 76 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:31,774 - Did-did you tell them? 77 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:33,438 - No, I never used the word "bone." 78 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,277 Thank you. - He said, "bone." 79 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,522 - Anyway, we're gonna be over here, guys. 80 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,149 - You know, I used to have a marriage pact. 81 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:40,240 - That's cool. - It's true. 82 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:41,951 I was 16. She was 11. 83 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,241 She acted really old, though. She acted like... 84 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:45,784 13 at least. - That's old. 85 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,032 - I was gonna wait for her, 86 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,375 but then girls in my grade started to develop, 87 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:50,539 so I sort of went that way. 88 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,458 I wonder how old she is now. - Boobs rule. 89 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:53,796 - Oh, my goodness. 90 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,881 Tell me these are the arrangements for the wedding. 91 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,216 Thank you, thank you. - Thanks. 92 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:58,880 - It's a lot of hard work. - This is awesome. 93 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,002 Blake, before I forget, 94 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:01,720 I really just wanted to give you this. 95 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,010 It's a token of my appreciation 96 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,599 for you being the best best man 97 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:06,934 in the entire universe. 98 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:07,973 - Gas masks? - Yeah. 99 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,562 - Is that an antique Zong? 100 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,726 - Yeah. - This is old-school. 101 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,473 - And all your slammers? Very cool. 102 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:13,816 - All of my slammers, everything. 103 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:15,060 - Why are you giving this all to me? 104 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,151 - I'm moving on. 105 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:18,396 That was me, and this is me. 106 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,616 Adam, I'd think about cutting down on the smoking. 107 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:22,654 - Oh, that isn't weed. 108 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,197 - But this is your favorite stuff. 109 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,491 - Blake, it's like Shakesbeers once penned: 110 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,990 "If you love a girl and you love her a lot, 111 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:32,335 "then it's your responsibility- nay, your duty- 112 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:36,752 to change completely to be more similar doth that girl." 113 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,499 - Yeah, doth- doth must change. 114 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:39,625 - I am changing. 115 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:40,922 - Shakespeare was a smart dude. 116 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,920 He was the president of Rome. - That is correct. 117 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,297 - Is this tear gas? - Yeah. 118 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:45,765 I caught that up in a riot in Seattle. 119 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,099 I thought you'd like it. 120 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:50,516 Adam, how are we doing on the music for the ceremony? 121 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,764 - Well, I told you that I needed money 122 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,106 if I was gonna get anyone good. 123 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,350 So I haven't really- 124 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:56,896 Plus it's not all about you today, man. 125 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:57,984 Look at me, I'm dateless. 126 00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,274 You have love. I have nothing. 127 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,362 I have nothing in my life. 128 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,106 I'm an unlovable, dateless loser. 129 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,076 - Okay, so here is my entire life savings 130 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:06,694 in $100 bills. 131 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:07,786 I give it to you so that you 132 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,031 can get a band that is very classy. 133 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,250 I'm thinking Primus or Green Day. 134 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:13,834 Them or Jakob Dylan. 135 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:15,203 - Did you just say "Jakob Dylan"? 136 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:16,454 - Wallflowers' Jakob Dylan? 137 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,626 - That Jakob Dylan. 138 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,091 - I know what I have to do. 139 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:22,835 Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Was that- 140 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,633 Hyah! That's a stopping sound. 141 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,631 Good work. 142 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,475 [knocking at door] 143 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,811 Guess who came back for you. 144 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:35,477 - Oh, yeah. We're done. 145 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:36,690 We're done. Nice job. 146 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:38,855 What do you say we hit the sack? 147 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,148 - Anders. - Come on. 148 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,363 - You said we would help. - Okay, I-I'm sorry. 149 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:44,653 I'm not being sensitive. You're probably not in the mood. 150 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,367 We're out here sweating under the hot sun. 151 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:48,407 Give me your hands. Let's play a game. 152 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:52,248 It's called, "How close can you get to me without kissing me?" 153 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:57,620 This close. - Uh-oh. 154 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,839 - Come on. Jesus! - Looks like love is in the air. 155 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,582 - Scared the hell out of me, man. 156 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,254 - Oh, my gosh. These are looking great. 157 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,093 Bunny, you're doing an excellent job. 158 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:07,009 Those look beautiful. - Thank you. 159 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,632 - Uh, Anders, if you could do me a favor 160 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,179 and put the red ones to the outside 161 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,518 and the white ones on the inside, 162 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:13,727 that'd be much appreciated. 163 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,687 It's just a tad bit classier. 164 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,307 - So you want this to be classier? 165 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,353 - Yeah. 166 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,693 - None of this is gonna be classy, 167 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,107 because it's your wedding, 168 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,606 and you're dirty brown water trash. 169 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:30,487 And you're always going to be dirty brown water trash. 170 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,534 - Why are you so mean to him? 171 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,036 He seems like a total sweetheart. 172 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,912 - He seems? You don't know him, okay? 173 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,710 This is the guy who borrows 174 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,209 my VHS autographed copy of D. A. R. Y. L. 175 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,380 and then never returns it. 176 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:46,798 - I'm sorry. Who is Daryl? 177 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:48,546 - What's D. A. R. Y. L.? D. A. R. Y. L. is a movie. 178 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,220 It's, like, the best movie ever made about an android boy 179 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,217 that, like, just wanted to be a real human child, 180 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,434 but didn't know- 181 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:55,553 - Well, it sounds awful. 182 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,557 - Yeah. - No, the movie. 183 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,103 - The movie's great. 184 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,648 You're thinking of A. I., which was still pretty good. 185 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,487 - I was 16. You were 11. 186 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,527 My mom paid you to help me with my math. 187 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:08,695 - What are you doing here? 188 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,284 - I'm a rich dude now, 189 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:12,449 and I came to proclaim my love. 190 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:13,788 So look at the top hat 191 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,578 and also the $70 dress that I got you, 192 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:20,374 $22 in flowers, $66 in jelly beans. 193 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,713 Is that buttered popcorn? [sniffs] 194 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:25,584 Yeah, it is. Your favorite. And I remember that. 195 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:28,052 And that's not scary that I remembered it at all. 196 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,420 - What is this for? 197 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,172 - We were already supposed to be tongue-deep 198 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,049 in each other by now, so this is awkward. 199 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:35,892 You forgot about our marriage pact, didn't you? 200 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:38,388 Yeah, 'cause you said that when you were 18 201 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:41,061 that we would get married under the moonlit sky, 202 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:42,603 and I would buy you Apple Pucker, 203 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,898 and we would both drink it into the night. 204 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,396 But I'm not ready for that right now, 205 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:47,988 so put it back in your pants, okay? 206 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:50,699 I'm just looking for a date to my drug dealer's wedding, 207 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,910 and quite frankly, you developed into- 208 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:55,530 just a real sexy broad. 209 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:58,908 Those-those are some real classy dogs up top. 210 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,910 They're barking at me. - I'm Melissa's father. 211 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,208 Can I help you? 212 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,582 ♪♪ 213 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:06,707 - ♪ Boys are fresh ♪ 214 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,590 ♪ I came here ♪ - ♪ To do what? ♪ 215 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:14,090 - [playing harmonica] 216 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,262 - So... 217 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:18,602 I was thinking for the dinner beverage, 218 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:22,098 we have a Four Loko Watermelon from '09. 219 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:26,352 That's when it was still, like, you know, the good stuff. 220 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:27,945 - Looks fucking stupid. 221 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:30,611 - Okay. Talk to me. 222 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,654 - All right, man. 223 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,073 Hannah's this fancy chick who works at a credit union. 224 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,321 And me? 225 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,620 I'm stupid, dumb, ugly brown water trash. 226 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:40,662 - Don't say that. 227 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,410 - Maybe I should just call it off. 228 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:43,956 - I'll stand by that decision. 229 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,830 - It's just that she makes me so happy, you know? 230 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,208 She lets me pork her while she's sleeping. 231 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:49,879 - Sleep assault? - Yeah. 232 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:51,627 - That's your favorite. - I know. 233 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:52,844 - I mean, that's love. 234 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,259 - Now you know what I'm dealing with. 235 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:56,633 - Okay, I think I know what we're gonna do. 236 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:57,929 We're gonna throw you 237 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:03,432 the classiest, bestest wedding that we can! 238 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:06,149 - I apologize for saying, "big-titted freak show." 239 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:07,643 I will say that. 240 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:09,520 But I have a marriage pact with your daughter, 241 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:13,195 and we love each other, so... 242 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,191 Hi, Dad. 243 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,363 - I lied to you, okay? 244 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,452 I wasn't 11. I was 9. 245 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:20,072 I'm 16 right now, not 18. 246 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:21,289 - Wow. 247 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:22,750 - I wasn't even attracted to you. 248 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,459 I just used you to get rides to B.K. 249 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:27,045 I'm so sorry. - Okay. 250 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,835 You wouldn't happen to have a connection 251 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:31,084 with singer-songwriter Jakob Dylan, would you? 252 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,300 - Shouldn't we be helping? 253 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,715 There's still a lot more flowers to do, 254 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,179 and I know they need more chairs outside. 255 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:36,342 - Well, they don't. It'll be fine. 256 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:37,510 I want to give you the rest of that tour. 257 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:38,678 - Okay. 258 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,346 - Wha-why does this keep happening to me? 259 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:41,594 - Get out! 260 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:42,686 - Get out? You get out! 261 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:44,430 This is my room in my house. 262 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,273 That's my hair dryer. It's not even for women. 263 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:49,269 - No, I need that. - Stop it. 264 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:50,394 [all gasp] 265 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,442 - Oh! - Okay. 266 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:54,315 - You just ruined the bride's dress. 267 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,737 - The sequins ruined the dress. 268 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:56,905 I just spilled wine on it, 269 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,494 and I'm not feeling bad about it at all. 270 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,613 - You have some real problems. 271 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:01,785 - Yeah, I have some problems. 272 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,202 One, two, three problems. 273 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:04,575 I got 40 problems in the front yard, 274 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:05,918 10 in the backyard. 275 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,162 These are people running around my house 276 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:08,458 when I'm just trying to buck my soul mate. 277 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:09,626 Because that's the way I feel about you. 278 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:10,669 It's been so long, and I feel like 279 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,257 we got this connection going. 280 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,423 But we can't do anything because they're having this wedding! 281 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:16,762 Look, I'm sorry. Let me be honest. 282 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,256 I just haven't bucked in, like, a year and a half, 283 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,381 and I'm trying to buck. 284 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:20,928 Your butt cheeks are driving me insane. 285 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:21,926 Let me buck you. 286 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,223 - I don't do bucking. 287 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,265 - How's it going? 288 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,013 Beverages in the back. Help yourself. 289 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,435 Good to see you. 290 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,650 I do not know who they are. Where are all your friends? 291 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:32,316 These are, like, real showered humans. 292 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:34,359 - No, they're all Hannah's friends from the credit union. 293 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:35,902 They had suits, so I invited them, dude. 294 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,570 I'm trying to class it up. 295 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,819 I couldn't have Hannah meeting all my scumbag friends. 296 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,661 Except for Sewer Dwayne. He's here. 297 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,827 He's running around with, uh, no shirt, overalls. 298 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:44,823 - Nice. - You seen him? 299 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:45,949 - Yeah, I know Sewer Dwayne. 300 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,622 Good, good, good, good, good guy. 301 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,871 Hey, Ders. We got any more chairs? 302 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:50,962 I need some more chairs. 303 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,299 - Check the south side of the house! 304 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,753 - Never eat shredded... 305 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,721 - Wheat. - There we go. 306 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,260 [indistinct talking and laughter] 307 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:02,382 [chuckles] 308 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:03,726 - Oh, I'll run to your hills, girl. 309 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,560 - Sewer Dwayne, you dog. 310 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,304 - [moaning] 311 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,851 - You don't have 40s. 312 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,645 I-you know, I'll call the cops on you. 313 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:11,938 You threatening me? 314 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,904 I'll call the- I'll call the cops on you. 315 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,397 - Spare some change? 316 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,866 - How about you spare me your bad attitude, okay? 317 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,154 I'm sick of girls 318 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,323 thinking they can take and take and take from me, 319 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,821 'cause I'm done giving. 320 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:29,994 A little slurp for you, a little slurp for me. 321 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,463 A little-what? Oh, you're ignoring me now? 322 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,126 Oh, 'cause you guys are fucking. 323 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:36,876 Take a little. - Do you need a hand? 324 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:37,922 - No, I'm good. Thank you. 325 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,511 - Let me help. 326 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,177 I feel bad for trying to mooch. 327 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:45,676 - Oh, okay. Okay. 328 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,644 Wow, you're being very pleasant. 329 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,263 Most human girls are very mean to me. 330 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,731 - No. - Like, I'm more of a- 331 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,725 I'm kind of an animal guy. What are you doing? 332 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,227 Ow, stop it! - Suck it, bitch! 333 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,398 - Give me back my malt liquor! 334 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:56,771 - [laughs] - You get back here! 335 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,273 - [laughs] You run like- 336 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,490 - Give it! 337 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,860 Give it to me! You thief! - No! No! No! No! 338 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,739 [both screaming] 339 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,416 - Hey. - Hi. 340 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:11,410 - Are you a size four? 341 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,922 - Blake, I'm getting real nervous, man. 342 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,381 Hannah's not here yet. 343 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,875 I'm about to have a cow, dude. 344 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,094 - Oh, Karl, come on. 345 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,428 You're gonna be fine, huh? 346 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:23,092 She's the one, right? 347 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,307 - She is. She's the one. - Hey, baby. 348 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,643 - Hey! There's my baby doll. 349 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,934 Blake, I'd love for you to meet Hannah. 350 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,021 - Hi. 351 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,267 - [stammers] Hi. 352 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,985 - ♪ You gotta, gotta be fresh ♪ 353 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,733 - So, um, I should be getting ready. 354 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:43,950 It was nice to meet you. 355 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,535 - Yeah, I met you too. - I'll see you guys. 356 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,120 - Do that, babe. You look great already. 357 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,238 - Thank you. 358 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,831 - Isn't she just fucking classy? 359 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,245 - Well, yeah. 360 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,743 - Thank you. Thank you. 361 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,996 - We should probably talk about something, I'm thinking. 362 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,464 - [trumpet impression] Presenting... 363 00:11:57,592 --> 00:12:02,257 Mr. and Mrs. Adam "Kill Zone" DeMamp. 364 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,504 This is Rachel. 365 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,176 She's hot as hell. She's not homeless. 366 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,594 - We're gonna get fucked up, right? 367 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,558 - Yeah, we're gonna get fucked up, definitely. 368 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:09,893 Whatever you want. - Hey, Adam. 369 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,432 See you got a date there. - Hey. Mm-hmm. 370 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,600 - Probably wondering where mine went. 371 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,768 - I'm not, really. 372 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,266 - We didn't even buck, and she left, 373 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,017 and it's Karl's fault, so I'm gonna make him pay. 374 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,689 - Yeah, definitely, definitely, definitely. 375 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,778 This is my date. Her name is Rachel. 376 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,694 She's never been homeless, so scoreboard for me. 377 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,032 - Hang on to her, man. - Count that. 378 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,571 - What have you got? - It doesn't last forever. 379 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,410 - I got, uh, booze- 380 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,905 - Dude, I wanna take a fucking header to the dome. 381 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:33,910 - Okay, uh, real drugs. Not my cup o' tea. 382 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,286 - Where's your medicine cabinet? 383 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,537 - It's this way. 384 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,005 Sometimes, I-I take a bunch of Ambien 385 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:38,997 and see how long I can masturbate. 386 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,340 - You're such a pussy. 387 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,834 - So, uh, what were you- what were you telling me? 388 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:42,960 You had something to tell me? 389 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,133 - Uh...yes, I did. I did. 390 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,006 Uh, Sewer Dwayne. - Right. 391 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,723 - I caught him munchin' buhzoombuhs like- 392 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,137 like cinnamon rolls, basically. 393 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,432 - Oh, my God. Speaking of buhzoombuhs... 394 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:53,428 Mommy! 395 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:56,307 - [laughs] Oh! 396 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,934 - Blake, I'd love for you to meet the best mommy 397 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:02,063 in the entire universe, my mommy. 398 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,734 Mommy, this is Blake. 399 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:06,449 - Miss Karl, hey, I wish it was better circumstances. 400 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:09,115 I'm joking. And congratulations. 401 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,034 This is gonna be fucking wild. 402 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,531 - Oh. 403 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:15,034 - You see, today is the most special day 404 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,376 of my entire existence, 405 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,247 and I realize now that if anything were to go wrong, 406 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:22,546 I would probably just fucking kill myself like my dad. 407 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,802 - Hey, Hannah, are you in there? 408 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,387 Hannah. - What do you want? 409 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,222 - I just need to talk to Hannah very, very- 410 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,340 - Okay, well, she's busy, 411 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,308 and another guy already ruined her dress, so... 412 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,144 - Okay, I didn't do that. - No boys allowed. 413 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,855 - But I- [grunts] 414 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,565 Okay. Hmm. 415 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,353 - It's so starchy. 416 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,605 - Need a hand there, partner? 417 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,859 - Uh, yeah, sure. I appreciate it, braj. 418 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,576 - My pleasure. 419 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:50,911 So you ready for the big day? 420 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:51,995 - Oh, a thousand times yes. 421 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,659 I love Hannah so much. - Mm-hmm. 422 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,077 - She works at a credit union, man. 423 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,700 She's really, really classy. 424 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,202 Did I tell you that? 425 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,829 - You did. Very cool. 426 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,125 - So what about you and Bunny? 427 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,465 You think there's a future there? 428 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,459 - Nope, not anymore. 429 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,678 - Really? Why not? She was cool. 430 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,888 - She sure was, but she's gone. 431 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,100 And we never bucked, so... What are you gonna do? 432 00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:14,684 I got my eye on somebody else, though. 433 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,350 - Nice. - Yeah. 434 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,144 There we go. Perfect. 435 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,811 Now, if you don't mind, Karl, 436 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:24,687 I'm gonna go buck your mom. 437 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,194 - No! 438 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,993 [blender whirring] 439 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,913 - Oh, my God. Oh. 440 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,207 This is delicious. 441 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,581 - It's a mixture of red wine, painkillers, cough syrup, 442 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,173 and bath salts. 443 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,417 A lot of bath salts. 444 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,588 - Is that safe? 445 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,086 - Not for your brain. - Oh. 446 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,431 - But it's the best high we're gonna have tonight. 447 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,220 - [imitating Mrs. Doubtfire] Hello! 448 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,765 Euphegenia Henderson, my dear. 449 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,183 I'm the great-great-grandmother of the bride. 450 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,431 How is my lovely? 451 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,558 - I can see your face, idiot. 452 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,559 Take off her dress and leave us alone. 453 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:07,108 You're not funny. 454 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,232 - [still as Mrs. Doubtfire] Hello! 455 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,859 Hannah? 456 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,664 [big band music] 457 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,626 - Oh, you're wonderful. Remember, I taught you? 458 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,961 - I do, I do. I know. That was awesome. 459 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,250 [music stops] 460 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,419 Ders, what are you doing? 461 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,508 - I'm just, uh, looking for the hole in the ceiling, 462 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,377 because I'm pretty sure you fell from heaven. 463 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:31,424 Hi, I'm Anders. 464 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,673 - Oh, wow, I like him. 465 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,800 - Mommy, this is Ders, and Ders is evil, 466 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,642 and he needs to leave. 467 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,806 - Karl, I'm not evil. 468 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,476 Well, maybe I am. I don't know. 469 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,690 But seriously, I just wanted to show you guys a few steps, 470 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,480 a few moves that I know, that could, you know, 471 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,647 help you out tonight on the dance floor. 472 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,520 - Really? - Mommy, no. 473 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,773 - First things first- let's, uh, switch this beat up. 474 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:51,819 [RandB music playing] 475 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,158 Now we're talking. 476 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,323 You bring the rhythm. I'll bring the blues. 477 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,118 - Ooh. Black music. 478 00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,911 - Yes. 479 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,660 You know, when I'm dancing, 480 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,082 I like to see how close I can get without kissing. 481 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:08,423 I find it very erotic. 482 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:14,512 But sometimes, you got to save that...for later. 483 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,347 Okay? 484 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:21,016 So, uh, Karl, the bow tie, come on. 485 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:25,562 [whispers] I can do anything I want with her. 486 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,400 Okay? Hey, great meeting you. 487 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,145 I'll see you out there? - Lovely meeting you. 488 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,694 - Well, it's, uh, go time, 489 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:37,945 unless, uh, we're thinking maybe we don't want a go time. 490 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,163 Welcome, everyone, to the marriage 491 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,533 of Karl Carlos Hevacheck, 492 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,206 and...Hannah. 493 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,955 Well, let's just get right off t-t-to the important stuff. 494 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,877 Does anybody here have an objection? 495 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,545 Does anybody object to the marriage? 496 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,760 Speak now or forever hold your peace. 497 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,379 Any objections? 498 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,222 Oh! Ha-ha! I knew it. 499 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,466 Yes, sir, what's your object- 500 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:01,344 No? Well, you moved a little. 501 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,141 - I think we're good, Blake. - Okay. All right. 502 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,514 Last call, any objections? 503 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,017 Yes, I have an objection. Yep, that's right. 504 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:12,362 I have an objection because I saw this girl 505 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,981 basically just getting the butter 506 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,403 sucked out of her boobs by Sewer Dwayne. 507 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,744 That's right. Karl, I'm sorry. 508 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,112 I had to tell you this 509 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,955 because I'm just a really good friend of yours, 510 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,245 and you're changing for all the wrong reasons. 511 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,413 - Okay, whatever. 512 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,911 I was just trying to piss my parents off 513 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,457 by marrying water trash. 514 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,455 And then you started dressing all weird and- 515 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,423 - We were gonna have a house in the suburbs. 516 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,713 We were gonna have babies, 517 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:36,427 and then those babies were gonna suck on your titties. 518 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,922 - What the fuck is up with your hair? 519 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,593 - It's for you. - It's stupid. 520 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,092 - It's classy. It's like yours. 521 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,437 Hannah, I might be water trash, 522 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,773 but I'm also a water human. 523 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,766 - That doesn't even mean anything. 524 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,861 - Mommy, let's- 525 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,446 Mommy? Blake, where's Mommy? 526 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,530 - I- - She's with Ders. 527 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,774 Mommy! Mommy! 528 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,821 Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy Mommy, Mommy, Mommy. 529 00:17:58,953 --> 00:17:59,818 - I got it! 530 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,822 I'll take care of it. 531 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:03,913 Hey, gang. 532 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,248 I know that we saw one love 533 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:07,413 dissolve into oblivion. 534 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:11,129 But did we see another love blossom into fruitation? 535 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,294 - Can I have my fucking drink back, please? 536 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,793 - Rachel, this is for you. 537 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,965 Jakob Dylan, hit it. 538 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,554 [pop ballad music] 539 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,925 ♪ I don't care if you're drunk and you're toothless ♪ 540 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:26,303 ♪ I don't care if your body stinks ♪ 541 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,477 ♪ I don't care that you live in an alley ♪ 542 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,977 ♪ 'Cause them titties make my heart sing ♪ 543 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,980 ♪ I don't care if you eat from a Dumpster ♪ 544 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,483 ♪ I don't care that you beg for change ♪ 545 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,987 ♪ I don't care that I don't really know you ♪ 546 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,284 ♪ 'Cause those titties make my heart insane ♪ 547 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:48,329 ♪ I wanna suck ♪ 548 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,499 ♪ Suck on your boobs ♪ 549 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,499 ♪ Maybe some kisses ♪ 550 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,126 ♪ And back to the booze ♪ 551 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,674 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 552 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,717 ♪ Let them say ♪ 553 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,557 ♪ What they want ♪ 554 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,893 - Are we gonna do this, braj? 555 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,183 - So you have a wonky eye too? Okay, wow. 556 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:12,399 - ♪ Oh, whoa, ho, ho, yeah ♪ 557 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,734 [music drops out] ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ 558 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,023 What are you lookin' at? 559 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,737 - Mommy! 560 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,106 Did you buck Mommy? 561 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,949 - No, Karl, I didn't buck Mommy. 562 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,786 For a second, I imagined having a kid that was part you, 563 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,951 and my dick went back inside my body. 564 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,995 Happy? - Cool. Thank you. 565 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,709 - Let's shut this stupid party down. 566 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:36,047 - Okay, all right, show's over, you credit union dickheads! 567 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,040 - Tear gas! Incoming! 568 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,587 - Adam, cover your face. - Thank you. 569 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:42,759 Thank you. Thank you so much. 570 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,428 Ooh. 571 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,346 Whoo! 572 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,935 - Thanks for coming. 573 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,349 - Thank you! 574 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,346 - Get out of here! 575 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,563 - Don't forget your gift bags. 576 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,899 - We're good. We can take 'em off. 577 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,733 - Well, it's good to have you back, Karl. 578 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:56,772 Uh, here's all your stuff. 579 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,145 - Thank you, thank you. 580 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,566 And it's great to be back, you know? 581 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,440 Gonna grow my hair out again. 582 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,111 Gonna get the rape van back somehow. 583 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,577 But, uh, until then, hey, Ders... 584 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:06,741 This is for you, man. - Whoo! 585 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,159 - Consider it a present for not fucking my mom. 586 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,498 I really appreciate that. 587 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,958 - No way, man. My D. A. R. Y. L. tape. 588 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,873 Cool. - Yeah. 589 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,540 - Wait a second. This isn't it. 590 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,130 It's Out of Control. - Mm-hmm. 591 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,090 - My favorite compilation. - Yes! 592 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,675 - Definitely gonna buck myself to that tonight. 593 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,089 Thanks, man. - Nice, man. Friends? 594 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,257 - No. I-I want my tape. 595 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,506 - Where's-where's my date? 596 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,177 She left without even saying good-bye? 597 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,346 - To her credit, we did just teargas everyone. 598 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,514 Also, she's insane. 599 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,103 - You know, it might be the bath salts talking, 600 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,096 but I love that girl. 601 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,188 - Awesome. 602 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,272 - Dude, if you're in love with her, 603 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,939 then we need to go find her, like, now. 604 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,437 - She spends most of her time under a bridge on 12th Street. 605 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,065 She's got a box. It's a good little spot. 606 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,283 - Uh, fastest way there is the 405. 607 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,447 - Really? 608 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,329 Let's take this thing on the freeway! 609 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:50,573 - Yeah, baby! - Oh, let's do it! 610 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:51,789 - ♪ I wanna suck ♪ 611 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,704 - Get 'em, Adam. Make 'em go faster. 612 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:54,701 - ♪ Suck on your boobs ♪ 613 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:55,827 - All right, well, 614 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,170 they're gonna continue going this pace. 615 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,164 Just two horsepower, so... - Okay. 616 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,166 - Nice. 617 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,294 [dog snorting, noisemaker toots] 618 00:21:04,294 --> 00:21:06,294 Retail subrip by jeem.