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<i>It is something unusual
that the Premier League title

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<i>make up your mind
in the last game of the season.</i>

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And, Thierry,
If the Greyhounds win on Sunday,

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and Manchester City loses or draws,
AFC Richmond will win the league.

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Incredible.
And you said they would finish last.

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Hey, you too.

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Sorry, Gary. I only remember my victories.

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<i>I have no space in my brain
for nothing else.</i>

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<i>Well, it should be a great match.</i>

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<i>Although the last time Richmond played West Ham,
Things got ugly.</i>

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<i>That wasn't football.
It was a crime scene.</i>

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<i>And speaking of that,</i>

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<i>Rupert Mannion has been accused
of maintaining an inappropriate relationship

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<i>by a former assistant,</i>

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<i>- which has gotten the team owner into trouble.
- In trouble?</i>

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<i>That man is boiling. If I had noodles
In my pockets, I could make soup.</i>

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<i>My grandmother made a delicious pocket soup.
It was like a minestrone.</i>

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<i>Personally, I think
he should have stayed with Rebecca Welton.</i>

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<i>They really were a powerful couple.</i>

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Shut up, Thierry Henry.

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Good morning, Rebecca.

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- Good morning, Ted.
- Hello.

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Yes.

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So, do you want...?

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You know, do you want to talk about it?

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Honestly, I'm not ready to talk about that yet.

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Alright.

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Good morning!

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Go, go, go,
what a night, what a night

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Sorry for all the noise.

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Good morning, nerds.
You're welcome for all the noise.

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My lady.

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Rebecca, I hope you don't mind.

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I went through your closet
and I borrowed this dress.

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It's a blazer. But if. Help yourself.

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Hey, thanks again
for letting us stay here last night.

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You know... When I got the message from Beard saying

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there was a deadly gas leak
in the neighborhood,

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I assumed he was bragging.
from one of his epic farts.

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Isn't it crazy that this is going to be
The last time we wake up like this?

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That is, the last and the first time.
But still, you know.

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No, no, no.

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Yes.
The boss still doesn't want to talk about it.

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It's not that I deny
Let's talk about you coming home, Ted.

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It's just that I refuse to accept
that you're not coming back.

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God. Boss.

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I'm just like you.

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I'll start with the guest rooms.

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- No! No no! No!
- No. No, no. Please. Please…

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Those strings are not garbage.

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Some of it is dirty on purpose.

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Hear, hear,
This locker room session remains open.

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All stand before the honorable Judge McAdoo.

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Silence!

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You can sit down.

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Court treasurer.

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Are there any outstanding fines?
of this season?

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Yes, Your Honor.

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And remember that all fines

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They will go to finance our party
end of season this Sunday night at the restaurant.

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Very good. Sheriff.

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Please bring the receptacle.

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The prop assistant has it.

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Prop assistant.

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Court treasurer. Read the fines.

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"Jan Maas. Late for training. 200 pounds."

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- It's fair.
- Bad boy.

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"Dani Rojas.

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Do not send 'happy birthday'
on a friend's birthday. 100 pounds."

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Objection, Your Honor.

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Yes I put a little heart
on someone else's "happy birthday."

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Denied!

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"Jamie Tartt.

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Fall asleep during
team meditation training. 200 pounds."

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Oh. Did you fall asleep?

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- Brother, everyone was asleep.
- I don't.

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I was the only one snoring.

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Hey. Wait.

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- Is there anything else?
- That's all I have, Your Honor.

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Very good. And finally, Nathan Shelley.

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For missing all training sessions,

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to all the games and all the team dinners
this season,

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I'm fining you £5,000!

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Yes, it's fair. I mean, I deserve it.

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The party will have an open bar
and karaoke with a live band!

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Hey.

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I'm sorry.

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Someday I'm going to scare you.

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Well, that's easy.
Just ask me what I'm thinking about.

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What are you thinking about?

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In things.

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Scary.

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Good to see you, Roy.

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- Good morning, Keeley.
- Good morning.

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- Good morning, Keeley.
- Good morning.

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- Hey.
- Hello.

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What happened to you?
I thought you were coming right behind me.

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Jane had a surprise for me.

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- How nice.
- My passport.

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He tore it to pieces so that
I couldn't leave the country.

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- Thank goodness you have dual nationality, right?
- Triple.

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- Vatican City is a country, honey.
- Clear.

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Gentlemen. Obviously I can't finish the book.
until the season ends.

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But before they go,
I would love to know what you think.

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Tell me if there is anything
what they don't agree with.

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I'm not going to remove it, but with pleasure
I'll tell you where you're wrong.

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Shit!

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Is everything okay, Roy?

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How do you know
If a girl likes you or not?

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Well…

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You know, that could be a delicious little snack.
for the Diamond Dogs.

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No.

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No! No! No!

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It was close.

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I can't wait to read this, Trent.

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Thank you.

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No.

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Derivative.

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Alright.

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Too prosaic.

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Actually, I'm going out
a second.

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The press asks if you have
any comments on Rupert's divorce.

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Yes of course. But no, no comments.

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- Intelligent.
- With class.

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Following up on that, Leslie and I want to know

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if you have any comments
about Rupert's divorce.

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The juicier, the better. Safe space.

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I also have no comments.

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Boo!

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Look, I'm sorry.
I really don't care anymore.

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What's next?

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We have to talk about
Who will we hire to replace Ted?

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I made a list of the usual suspects,

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and I added a basketball coach from
New Zealand just to give it a bit of variety.

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Good. I still can't think about it.

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Alright. So after the season.

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The last from me. On a happier note,

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now that we have secured a place
in the Champions League next season…

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we have received many offers
to buy a part of the club.

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Our value is at its highest,
so it's worth considering.

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You give up 49%, you maintain full control
and you make a mountain of money.

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We can buy more players,
renovate the stadium.

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Maybe we can put
some of those fancy seats.

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Those with heating
like those of Tottenham.

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They are incredible… in February.

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You will see,
Last summer I turned mine on by accident.

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and I almost melted
the butt stripe.

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Think about it anyway. It's only 49%.

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Leslie?

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How much would you receive
If I sold the entire club?

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Rebecca.

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You can't sell the club.

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Why not?

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I mean, I just got into this.
to ruin Rupert's life.

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And it seems that he himself is doing
Pretty good job with that.

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So come on, Leslie. How much?

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Don't know.

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So, from memory,
I would say two billion.

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Don't fuck around.

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Don't fuck around.

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Very good, Roy.

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I think that's enough for today.
You can call it a day.

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Roy, please.

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Whistle! Whistle!

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Come on, get together.

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Thanks, Roy.

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Coach and I didn't want to do much.
because it was our last training session.

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Just a normal day.

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Yes. Nothing special. TRUE?

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Yes of course.

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Whatever you want.

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- That sounded ominous.
- What the hell was that?

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What the hell is that?

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What the fuck is this?

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<i>There is a sad ringing
of the clock in the hall

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<i>and also the bells of the bell tower</i>

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<i>and upstairs, in the children's room,
an absurd little bird

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<i>comes out to say "cuckoo"</i>

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<i>Cuckoo, cuckoo</i>

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<i>With regret they tell us
but they firmly force us

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<i>to say goodbye</i>

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<i>to you</i>

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<i>Goodbye, goodbye
Auf Wiedersehen, good night</i>

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<i>It hurts us to leave
and miss this beautiful view</i>

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<i>Goodbye, goodbye
Auf Wiedersehen, adieu</i>

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<i>Adieu, adieu
for you, for you and for you</i>

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00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:03,891
<i>Goodbye, goodbye
Auf Wiedersehen, goodbye

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00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:07,144
<i>We flutter, we float
we flee fast, we fly

189
00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:17,154
<i>Goodbye, goodbye
Auf Wiedersehen, goodbye

190
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,908
<i>The sun has already gone
go to sleep and I must do it too

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00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:25,162
<i>Goodbye</i>

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<i>Goodbye</i>

193
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<i>Goodbye</i>

194
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<i>Goodbye</i>

195
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Thanks, guys. It was perfect.

196
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,291
Hey, Keeley. I love those boots.

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Thank you.

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00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,842
-Hey, Nate.
- Hello, Keeley. All good?

199
00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:22,386
Yes. It's good to have you back.

200
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,513
- Thank you. It feels very good to come back.
- Yes.

201
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,600
- Hello.
- Hello.

202
00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:30,227
- Ninety-one.
- Ninety-two.

203
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,353
Hello, guys.

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00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,021
- Hello, Keeley.
- Hello, Keeley. Uh-oh.

205
00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:36,567
- What do we have here?
- A little gift from the last day. One for you.

206
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:38,711
- And one for you.
- Very good.

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00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,487
Don't open it
before you get on the plane!

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00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:43,282
Or better yet,
just don't get on the plane.

209
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,410
- Thank you, Keeley.
- Thank you, Keeley.

210
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,790
Is everyone decent?

211
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,710
Someday, right?

212
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:59,423
Well, remember that tomorrow you have
an extra press conference at noon.

213
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:05,345
And they are confident, generous, excited.
They are fucking legends!

214
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:06,638
Thanks, Keeley!

215
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,189
- Keeley.
- Hello, Jamie.

216
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:16,607
- Hey, is everything okay?
- Yes and you?

217
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,483
Yes ok. Crazy.

218
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,696
Nike wants to take me to Brazil
to record a commercial.

219
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:26,366
But I told them I wouldn't
Unless I could take my publicist with me.

220
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:29,369
To make sure I don't screw up.
What do you think?

221
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:31,997
- It's not my thing.
- Yes.

222
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,582
- I'm fucking with you.
- Yeah?

223
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:34,499
- Yes.
- Yes?

224
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,251
- Yes, thanks.
- Congratulations.

225
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:41,173
Yes, great.
So someone from Nike is going to call you.

226
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,635
The name starts with W. It ends with W. No…

227
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:46,803
- I'll take care of it.
- Alright.

228
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:47,971
- Thank you, Jamie.
- Yes.

229
00:14:57,606 --> 00:14:58,607
Hey, Jamie.

230
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:00,442
Yeah?

231
00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:03,445
Do you want to go for a beer later?

232
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,299
I thought you said
that I couldn't drink beer anymore.

233
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,075
Well, you're with me, so you have permission.

234
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,619
Yes ok. I sign up.

235
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,122
- Brilliant.
- Brilliant.

236
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:17,914
So you two are friends now?

237
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,129
- Yes. I guess.
- How wonderful.

238
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:23,382
Yes.

239
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,133
Damn, yes.

240
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:30,514
- Should I use this pose or this other one?
- Guys. Thank God.

241
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,408
- None.
- I just registered on Bantr.

242
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,433
Ought…?

243
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:36,270
I mean, when your father died,
I was terrified of being alone.

244
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:39,773
But this last year I have learned so much
about myself,

245
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:41,817
And it turns out I was always right, you know?

246
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,527
I really am exceptional.

247
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,115
Clear.
Mom, you know Ted's not dying.

248
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,075
He's just moving back to the United States.

249
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:54,329
You say dad, I say potato.

250
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,960
I have been thinking about selling the club.

251
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:05,090
- I know. Is it crazy?
- No! No, I love it.

252
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:08,427
Do it. Take the money and run.

253
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,636
Explore the world.

254
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,140
Most importantly, explore yourself.

255
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:17,078
Know? Last night I dreamed
who was a cabaret singer in Japan.

256
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,103
Be quiet.

257
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,731
No, you gave me goosebumps.

258
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,442
I had exactly the same dream.

259
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,153
You were a dentist in Taiwan,

260
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,821
- but...
- Oh, mom.

261
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:29,489
Well, potato, potato.

262
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:33,646
Are you going to the game on Sunday?

263
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,455
Oh, honey, I can't. I'm sorry.

264
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,874
I have wanted to get a tattoo,

265
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,669
so I'm going to meet with a specialist
that I can take it off if I hate it.

266
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,547
But I saw Tish the other day.

267
00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:49,051
He told me who is going to win the game.
Do you want to know?

268
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,013
I've had more than enough
with Tish's damn predictions

269
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,641
for a lifetime,
thank you very much.

270
00:16:55,724 --> 00:17:00,395
But please tell her she's a fake
who takes advantage of people's weaknesses.

271
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,315
That's exactly what he said you would say.

272
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:05,483
Anything else, ladies?

273
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,862
I just want a little peace of mind
for my daughter.

274
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,656
And for his entire generation.

275
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:14,451
It must be horrible for them,
lie awake at night tormented

276
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,161
because of how fucking easy they have had it.

277
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,292
Fuck.

278
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,421
Just the bill. Thanks, Mae.

279
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:29,341
It's already paid
for these gentlemen.

280
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:35,264
We just wanted to thank you
for everything you have done for the club.

281
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:37,975
Yes. The love and care you have
by the team are inspiring.

282
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,561
Like the mother we never had.

283
00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:44,064
How odd. Because I'm like
the mother she never had.

284
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,984
I guess that makes you
the grandmother we never had.

285
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,402
No, it doesn't.

286
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,532
Why would you say that?

287
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:54,950
I was trying to be nice.

288
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,829
Did I tell you? I am learning to…

289
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,958
What is it called? Skateboard.

290
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,502
Do you mean skateboarding?

291
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:08,589
- Yes, yes. Skateboard. Oh really.
- Are you good?

292
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:10,340
I will be.

293
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,727
So yes you laugh.

294
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:25,272
But you don't do it until page 43?

295
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,024
And it wasn't even a big laugh.

296
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:30,194
That was more like a sharp exhale through the nose.
A snort.

297
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:34,656
Hey, Trent. Look, I know that today people are divided
Regarding the real police,

298
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:37,492
but all human beings
We are against the laughter police.

299
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:41,330
Yes. Yes, sorry.

300
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,291
Yes.

301
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,503
I just want you to like it.

302
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,216
I'll leave you alone.

303
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:58,013
- Good night, Trent.
- Good night.

304
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,009
It was worth the wait.

305
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:44,101
Whatever happens on Sunday,
I want you to know that I am proud of you.

306
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:47,437
For all the work you have done this year.

307
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,816
Yes. Yes, thank you.

308
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,988
And thank you also for your help, you know?

309
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:59,908
For motivating me, encouraging me.

310
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:04,580
Honestly, I haven't had that.
from the older men in my life.

311
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:09,042
Seriously, man. Thank you.

312
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:20,387
And look, I know you have
lots of feelings for Keeley.

313
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:26,268
I just hope none of that shit
gets in the way of our friendship.

314
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,314
Yes. No, yes, me too.

315
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,398
Good.

316
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,151
That's ok.

317
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,499
Because Keeley and I
We started talking again.

318
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:40,990
Oh yeah?

319
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,785
Yes. Little by little.

320
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:47,956
But she is a woman,
So you never know, right?

321
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,462
Is there nothing official
between you two?

322
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,381
Well…

323
00:20:57,341 --> 00:21:00,260
No, but it's happening.

324
00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:05,015
I wanted you to know
because I don't want you to get hurt, so...

325
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:09,311
I think it's best that you step aside.

326
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:14,650
No.

327
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,572
What the fuck do you mean "no"?

328
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:25,160
I mean if you two aren't anything official,
I'm not going to step aside.

329
00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:27,913
Why not?

330
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:32,334
'Cause I know in my heart that Keeley
and I are meant to be together.

331
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,461
Fuck off. You are a child.

332
00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:36,547
You go to hell. You are a hairy old prune.

333
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,925
Don't forget that I was with her first.

334
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:41,468
Yeah, well, I was with her last.

335
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,637
It's been a year, friend.

336
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,182
It's been a month, friend.

337
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:04,116
That video of her that was leaked,
He did it for me.

338
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:22,217
Now I'm ready to talk about it.

339
00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:44,531
I have decided to sell the club.

340
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,205
If you go, I go.

341
00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:04,134
There is another option.

342
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,470
We both stayed.

343
00:23:12,935 --> 00:23:16,313
Respect that you need
come home to your son, Ted.

344
00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:22,402
But I want you to consider
the possibility that this is your home.

345
00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:29,618
Henry can come live here and go
to one of the best schools in the world

346
00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:34,665
and live the transformative experience
of being in another country.

347
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:39,002
Michelle can come here to teach,

348
00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:43,215
obtain full certification
and return as department head.

349
00:23:48,637 --> 00:23:52,599
Higgins has said that,
If I sell 49% of the team,

350
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:56,770
I can afford to make you one of
the highest paid coaches in the league.

351
00:24:02,401 --> 00:24:04,444
I know people will say I'm crazy, but...

352
00:24:07,656 --> 00:24:10,576
I still think that I would pay you little
for what you mean to this club.

353
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:21,128
Would you stay please?

354
00:24:27,718 --> 00:24:30,238
This is the part where you say
that you need to put it to sleep and I say:

355
00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:31,263
"Oh, yeah, sure."

356
00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:33,186
And then we do exactly the same
tomorrow.

357
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,443
You already know what your answer is, right?

358
00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:50,157
- Yeah.
- I know.

359
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,118
I just had to try.

360
00:24:57,289 --> 00:24:58,290
Good.

361
00:25:00,209 --> 00:25:01,418
Then it's decided.

362
00:25:05,214 --> 00:25:06,298
They both leave.

363
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,055
You know, I was thinking
that I should travel abroad.

364
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:17,893
In the <i>Eat, Pray, Love</i> style, right?

365
00:25:18,602 --> 00:25:22,773
Well, more like <i>Drink, sleep, fuck</i>.

366
00:25:40,874 --> 00:25:42,167
Fuck.

367
00:25:43,502 --> 00:25:44,545
Alright.

368
00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:53,512
Very good.
Are you going to tell me what happened?

369
00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:56,306
Did you stop an assault?

370
00:25:58,141 --> 00:26:00,853
Did you rescue some puppies
from a burning building?

371
00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:02,771
Want?

372
00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:04,064
After you.

373
00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:09,236
- We fight over you.
- What did they do?

374
00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:14,116
We fist fight
to decide who stays with you.

375
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,910
Then we thought:
"What are we, Neanderthals?"

376
00:26:17,578 --> 00:26:20,998
Yes, and we are not.
So we came up with a better idea.

377
00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:22,332
Please don't say it.

378
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:23,584
You should choose.

379
00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:27,462
Choose which of the two
you want to finish.

380
00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:30,883
And then, matter closed.

381
00:26:30,966 --> 00:26:32,843
- Pim, pam, pum.
- And that's it.

382
00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:34,636
So I choose?

383
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:42,394
- Yes.
- More or less.

384
00:26:47,441 --> 00:26:50,903
- We're fucking idiots.
- Yes, yes, yes.

385
00:26:53,989 --> 00:26:54,990
Are you hungry?

386
00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:58,160
Well you're still training,

387
00:26:58,243 --> 00:27:00,329
but you can watch me eat a kebab.

388
00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:04,875
I'm going to order chicken.

389
00:27:22,935 --> 00:27:24,144
- Hello.
- Oh, my God!

390
00:27:24,228 --> 00:27:25,938
Sorry about that.

391
00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:29,691
I was trying to enter gently
like a human cotton ball.

392
00:27:29,775 --> 00:27:31,318
No. God, no, sorry. I arrived late.

393
00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:32,402
Alright.

394
00:27:34,530 --> 00:27:35,531
Yes.

395
00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:49,837
Listen, Ted...

396
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,338
I know. Alright.

397
00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:53,674
No, please, please.
Can you let me say it?

398
00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:57,094
I'm sorry.

399
00:27:58,345 --> 00:27:59,555
I'm so sorry.

400
00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:03,642
Oh, friend.

401
00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:11,149
I'm sorry.

402
00:28:19,116 --> 00:28:20,200
Do you know what's funny?

403
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,036
You only broke it once.

404
00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:26,164
I lowered that thing
and I broke it twice.

405
00:28:26,999 --> 00:28:28,458
- Oh really?
- Yes.

406
00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:31,062
So you were already forgiven,
you know?

407
00:28:31,086 --> 00:28:32,212
Alright.

408
00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:34,506
Alright.

409
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,016
But I'll tell you something,

410
00:28:45,267 --> 00:28:46,560
when I look up there...

411
00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:49,771
I still see it.

412
00:28:57,112 --> 00:28:58,363
Is that weird?

413
00:28:58,447 --> 00:29:01,241
No, it's beautiful.

414
00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:10,167
Good night, Nate.

415
00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:12,211
Good evening, Ted.

416
00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:37,444
<i>AFC Richmond was founded in 1897,</i>

417
00:29:37,528 --> 00:29:40,822
<i>and since then the team has been
the image of mediocrity.</i>

418
00:29:41,323 --> 00:29:44,159
<i>They have gone up. They have gone down.
Above all, they have gone down.</i>

419
00:29:44,243 --> 00:29:45,744
<i>And in the history of the club,</i>

420
00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:48,914
<i>they have never been so close
of what they could achieve today:</i>

421
00:29:48,997 --> 00:29:51,124
<i>a Premier League title.</i>

422
00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:53,377
<i>Destiny is not entirely in your hands.</i>

423
00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:56,505
<i>His adversaries
of Manchester have the last word.</i>

424
00:29:56,588 --> 00:29:57,948
<i>But the Richmond faithful are here</i>

425
00:29:58,006 --> 00:30:01,009
<i>to applaud your team
for what he has already achieved

426
00:30:01,093 --> 00:30:02,803
<i>and see if this miraculous season...</i>

427
00:30:02,886 --> 00:30:04,847
- AFC Richmond.
- <i>…can become transcendental.</i>

428
00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:08,141
Hello. There should be an entry
waiting for me in the name of…

429
00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:10,227
"Wynonna Judd."

430
00:30:12,104 --> 00:30:13,105
Thank you.

431
00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:14,648
Thank you.

432
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:18,318
- Did you see how that guy looked at me?
- A total psychopath.

433
00:30:20,028 --> 00:30:21,468
Are we feeling good, guys? Good?

434
00:30:21,530 --> 00:30:23,115
- I think we're going to win it.
- Me too.

435
00:30:23,198 --> 00:30:24,324
And then what?

436
00:30:24,408 --> 00:30:26,910
Richmond wins the League,
What is left for us to achieve?

437
00:30:27,578 --> 00:30:28,662
Why dream?

438
00:30:28,745 --> 00:30:31,373
Really connect with someone
and start a family?

439
00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:34,459
Yes.

440
00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:37,462
- Boring.
- Yes.

441
00:30:37,546 --> 00:30:39,506
<i>…a humiliating descent.</i>

442
00:30:39,590 --> 00:30:41,884
<i>It's been a really crazy season, Arlo.</i>

443
00:30:41,967 --> 00:30:44,136
I'm seriously nervous. Are you nervous?

444
00:30:44,219 --> 00:30:45,762
No, dad has it under control.

445
00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:46,889
Very good, very good.

446
00:30:46,972 --> 00:30:49,576
Who's ready to spend the next two hours
of his life watching this game

447
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,769
until it finally ends
in a thrilling 0-0 draw?

448
00:30:57,024 --> 00:31:01,069
<i>Not long ago, Lasso looked up
from the bottom of the Dogtrack.</i>

449
00:31:01,153 --> 00:31:05,115
<i>Now look down from
the heights of English football.</i>

450
00:31:05,199 --> 00:31:06,700
It doesn't make sense!

451
00:31:06,783 --> 00:31:08,202
Two years ago we played so badly,

452
00:31:08,285 --> 00:31:10,412
that we had to go down
of the Premier League

453
00:31:10,495 --> 00:31:12,164
to a lower league called…

454
00:31:12,247 --> 00:31:13,290
The Championship.

455
00:31:13,373 --> 00:31:14,453
See? That doesn't make sense.

456
00:31:14,499 --> 00:31:18,086
Now this year we played so well
that we qualify to enter another league

457
00:31:18,170 --> 00:31:19,981
- and that is called...
- The Champions League.

458
00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:22,192
A completely different league,
although the name is almost the same.

459
00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:23,217
That doesn't make sense.

460
00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:26,345
And now they tell me that
to enter the "Champions League",

461
00:31:26,428 --> 00:31:27,846
you can even end up in…

462
00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:29,223
Fourth place.

463
00:31:29,306 --> 00:31:32,226
That doesn't make any sense. Because?

464
00:31:34,686 --> 00:31:35,812
Money.

465
00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:37,499
Well, see? That does make sense.

466
00:31:37,523 --> 00:31:39,566
- Alright. That's all.
- Thank you.

467
00:31:40,359 --> 00:31:41,860
- Hello.
-Hey, what's up, Nate?

468
00:31:41,944 --> 00:31:44,024
Hello. Yes, sorry.
Sorry for interrupting and all that.

469
00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:46,365
I just wanted to wish everyone good luck.

470
00:31:47,366 --> 00:31:50,369
Wish you two good luck.
for the last time.

471
00:31:51,370 --> 00:31:54,131
Last time this season. It is not
the last time they will have good luck.

472
00:31:54,665 --> 00:31:56,583
There is no need for this
becomes a sobering story.

473
00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:58,585
I'm not trying to cast a spell
or anything like that.

474
00:31:58,669 --> 00:32:00,712
But. I understand, Nate. Thank you.

475
00:32:00,796 --> 00:32:01,839
Thanks my friend.

476
00:32:01,922 --> 00:32:03,757
Thank you. Well…

477
00:32:04,466 --> 00:32:06,009
Well, this feels familiar.

478
00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:09,054
Oh yes.

479
00:32:11,098 --> 00:32:14,226
Why don't I go out
and let them have a meeting properly?

480
00:32:14,893 --> 00:32:17,020
Hang in there, Trenthouse Magazine.

481
00:32:17,104 --> 00:32:18,564
You are now part of the team.

482
00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:22,234
- Yes. You already stayed with us, friend.
- Thank you.

483
00:32:23,652 --> 00:32:25,153
Can I be a Diamond Dog?

484
00:32:33,912 --> 00:32:37,124
Okay, wait a second.
Wait, wait, wait.

485
00:32:42,379 --> 00:32:43,797
What the hell are you doing?

486
00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:47,801
I guess we're all looking for cameras
because we think we're on a prank show.

487
00:32:47,885 --> 00:32:49,970
- Yes, that's what I think.
- Yes.

488
00:32:50,053 --> 00:32:51,597
I'm not fucking around.

489
00:32:55,934 --> 00:32:57,853
Alright. Diamond Dogs, assemble. Come on.

490
00:33:06,153 --> 00:33:07,404
Good. Mr. Roy Kent.

491
00:33:07,487 --> 00:33:09,698
You know, bark. Please.

492
00:33:11,283 --> 00:33:12,576
During the last year,

493
00:33:13,493 --> 00:33:18,332
I broke my fucking back
trying to change

494
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:23,045
But, apparently,
I haven't changed a damn thing because...

495
00:33:25,589 --> 00:33:27,132
I'm still me.

496
00:33:32,387 --> 00:33:35,182
Wait. Did you want to be someone else?

497
00:33:35,265 --> 00:33:36,266
Yes.

498
00:33:37,476 --> 00:33:38,560
Someone better.

499
00:33:43,065 --> 00:33:44,316
Can people change?

500
00:33:56,286 --> 00:33:58,330
I don't think we will change as such,

501
00:33:58,413 --> 00:34:02,417
but we learn to accept
who we've always been, you know?

502
00:34:04,628 --> 00:34:06,922
No. I believe that people can change.

503
00:34:07,005 --> 00:34:08,005
Can.

504
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,928
Sometimes for the worse
and sometimes for the better.

505
00:34:17,014 --> 00:34:20,018
I don't. I'm still the same fucking idiot
that I have always been.

506
00:34:21,018 --> 00:34:22,688
I don't agree, big guy.

507
00:34:22,771 --> 00:34:24,188
Come on, man.

508
00:34:24,273 --> 00:34:27,359
You just spoke out of nowhere
and you finally asked to be a Diamond Dog.

509
00:34:28,277 --> 00:34:29,461
That's a pretty big change, if you ask me.

510
00:34:29,485 --> 00:34:30,862
- Right, guys?
- Yes.

511
00:34:31,822 --> 00:34:33,824
Change is not about trying to be perfect.

512
00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:37,244
Perfection sucks. Perfect is boring.

513
00:34:37,327 --> 00:34:39,121
I mean, except <i>Shawshank</i>.
That's not boring.

514
00:34:39,204 --> 00:34:40,455
- Yes.
- Well, that's true.

515
00:34:40,539 --> 00:34:42,875
Yes. I mean, there are perfect movies.
<i>Back to the future.</i>

516
00:34:42,958 --> 00:34:44,501
<i>- Shark.</i>
- <i>Shark</i>. Yes.

517
00:34:44,585 --> 00:34:46,879
- I would say Trent's hair is perfect.
- God, yes.

518
00:34:46,962 --> 00:34:48,505
- Thank you.
- Not boring at all.

519
00:34:48,589 --> 00:34:51,175
Clear. You know, attributes.
Grace Kelly's eyes.

520
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:54,136
- The other side of the pillow.
- That's absolutely perfect.

521
00:34:54,219 --> 00:34:55,512
There are perfect analogies.

522
00:34:55,596 --> 00:34:58,366
- Roasted potato, cheese and beans.
- Sounds perfectly delicious. Yes.

523
00:34:58,390 --> 00:35:00,267
Perfect meals. Spaghetti bolognese.

524
00:35:00,350 --> 00:35:02,662
- Billy Joel's <i>The Stranger</i> album.
- Yes, no, that's perfect.

525
00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:04,396
Yeah! There are perfect works of art.

526
00:35:04,479 --> 00:35:06,639
Perfection is all around us,
everywhere.

527
00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:07,733
The majestic sequoia.

528
00:35:07,816 --> 00:35:09,818
but I spoke
of perfection in people.

529
00:35:10,652 --> 00:35:12,946
- Clear. Yes. No, I understand you.
- Oh, sure. Yes.

530
00:35:13,030 --> 00:35:15,449
Human beings
We're never going to be perfect, Roy.

531
00:35:15,532 --> 00:35:20,996
The best we can do is keep asking
help and accept it when we can.

532
00:35:21,663 --> 00:35:25,167
And if you keep doing that,
You will always move towards something better.

533
00:35:30,881 --> 00:35:32,841
Add that right there.
to our list of perfect things.

534
00:35:34,384 --> 00:35:36,386
- Ding, ding, ding.
- Very good.

535
00:35:38,055 --> 00:35:39,056
Thank you.

536
00:35:46,146 --> 00:35:47,481
Does anyone else want to talk?

537
00:35:49,733 --> 00:35:50,776
I have a girlfriend.

538
00:35:53,987 --> 00:35:55,787
Her name is Jade,
and in reality it is perfect.

539
00:36:06,834 --> 00:36:08,085
- George.
- Rupert.

540
00:36:08,752 --> 00:36:09,753
Are you ready?

541
00:36:09,837 --> 00:36:12,256
Don't worry,
I won't let you lose to your ex-wife.

542
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:15,342
I mean, your first ex-wife.

543
00:36:15,926 --> 00:36:19,221
I mean, your previous ex-wife, the most recent…

544
00:36:19,304 --> 00:36:21,390
- You know what I mean.
- Just beat them.

545
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:25,894
Win.

546
00:36:26,895 --> 00:36:27,896
Yes, boss.

547
00:36:28,814 --> 00:36:31,108
<i>We have to recognize
the elephant in the room.</i>

548
00:36:31,191 --> 00:36:34,361
<i>Nasty accusations of sexual misconduct</i>

549
00:36:34,444 --> 00:36:37,364
<i>they have Rupert Mannion on the verge
of losing his club.</i>

550
00:36:37,447 --> 00:36:41,451
<i>But the truth is that a victory today puts
to the Hammers in the Champions League,</i>

551
00:36:41,535 --> 00:36:43,287
<i>an achievement for Mannion</i>

552
00:36:43,370 --> 00:36:45,873
<i>that could keep him in power
a little more.</i>

553
00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:53,463
So this is where they hid
to all the beautiful people.

554
00:36:55,883 --> 00:36:56,883
Hello, Rupert.

555
00:36:58,594 --> 00:36:59,595
Rebecca.

556
00:37:01,471 --> 00:37:03,557
- Hello, Sassy.
- Hello.

557
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,100
What a lucky man.

558
00:37:06,602 --> 00:37:08,770
Whatever happens today,
Win a team you love.

559
00:37:13,358 --> 00:37:15,861
I heard the news. Ouch.

560
00:37:16,778 --> 00:37:19,323
Looks like you're going to lose another team.

561
00:37:19,406 --> 00:37:21,116
My God, you go through them as quickly as you go through handcuffs.

562
00:37:21,825 --> 00:37:22,993
Or the lovers.

563
00:37:23,076 --> 00:37:25,245
Or, I guess,
like tubes of hemorrhoid cream.

564
00:37:27,372 --> 00:37:29,958
But seriously,
I wish you the best…

565
00:37:31,376 --> 00:37:33,837
because you're the fucking worst.

566
00:37:37,799 --> 00:37:38,800
Come on, Richmond!

567
00:37:38,884 --> 00:37:40,761
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

568
00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:45,057
You're in a very good mood, aren't you?

569
00:37:46,099 --> 00:37:48,101
Is there something behind that great spirit?

570
00:37:48,185 --> 00:37:50,896
Anything that could affect
Where will I work next year?

571
00:37:50,979 --> 00:37:52,856
- After the game, Leslie.
- Clear.

572
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,441
Don't worry.

573
00:37:54,525 --> 00:37:55,651
Don't worry. Alright.

574
00:37:55,734 --> 00:37:57,778
Tell me, Barbara, do you like football?

575
00:37:58,737 --> 00:38:00,030
I prefer rugby.

576
00:38:00,113 --> 00:38:01,823
There are simply more grown men.

577
00:38:01,907 --> 00:38:04,284
throwing at other grown men
through the air like children.

578
00:38:04,368 --> 00:38:06,161
- And blood.
- Yes.

579
00:38:06,245 --> 00:38:07,329
Which is fine.

580
00:38:10,123 --> 00:38:12,876
One more, guys. Come on. One more.

581
00:38:14,586 --> 00:38:16,213
Guys. Boys, boys, boys.

582
00:38:16,296 --> 00:38:18,215
We just received
a packet of Zava.

583
00:38:19,508 --> 00:38:22,427
No. Thanks, but no.
I won't let him hurt me again.

584
00:38:22,511 --> 00:38:23,387
They are t-shirts.

585
00:38:23,470 --> 00:38:24,638
Can I have two, please?

586
00:38:27,349 --> 00:38:28,350
There is a card.

587
00:38:28,433 --> 00:38:29,685
"My brothers.

588
00:38:30,769 --> 00:38:32,479
Good luck against West Ham.

589
00:38:32,563 --> 00:38:34,815
Enjoy the t-shirts
and this avocado from my farm.

590
00:38:34,898 --> 00:38:38,986
Never forget that
I am always within you. "Zava."

591
00:38:39,069 --> 00:38:41,071
What, he sent us just one avocado?

592
00:38:43,907 --> 00:38:45,617
That avocado is huge.

593
00:38:45,701 --> 00:38:47,286
Holy guacamole.

594
00:38:47,369 --> 00:38:48,745
Let me see it, brother.

595
00:38:52,249 --> 00:38:53,250
Fuck.

596
00:38:59,923 --> 00:39:00,924
Hey, Dani.

597
00:39:01,008 --> 00:39:03,093
Van Damme. I also brought you a gift,

598
00:39:03,177 --> 00:39:06,180
as a way of saying I'm sorry
for having destroyed your face.

599
00:39:23,906 --> 00:39:26,283
- How do I look?
- Marvelous.

600
00:39:26,366 --> 00:39:28,785
Van Damme. You look like a superhero.

601
00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:31,955
Yeah? Yeah?

602
00:39:35,751 --> 00:39:36,960
<i>Merci, frère.</i>

603
00:39:37,044 --> 00:39:38,378
<i>You're welcome, my friend.</i>

604
00:39:40,672 --> 00:39:42,382
Are you ready? Yeah? Good.

605
00:39:43,008 --> 00:39:44,885
Alright, guys. Hey, listen.

606
00:39:45,761 --> 00:39:47,971
Hey. Nice mask, Van Damme.

607
00:39:48,555 --> 00:39:51,642
Thanks, Coach, but actually
From now on you can call me Zorro.

608
00:39:52,518 --> 00:39:53,518
Understood, Zoreaux.

609
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,812
No, it's pronounced "Fox."

610
00:39:57,523 --> 00:40:00,609
Because of the mask.
I understand. Good one. Alright.

611
00:40:01,193 --> 00:40:04,947
Well guys, if you wait
a motivational speech from me, they are in trouble.

612
00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:09,326
Cause I'm like Michael Flatley
at 11:59 p.m. m. of St. Patrick's Day,

613
00:40:09,409 --> 00:40:11,453
I have nothing left. Do you know what I mean?

614
00:40:12,329 --> 00:40:14,039
Luckily, I asked Coach Beard here

615
00:40:14,122 --> 00:40:17,334
to prepare something for them
to help inspire and motivate them

616
00:40:17,417 --> 00:40:19,086
for our last game together, okay?

617
00:40:19,169 --> 00:40:21,338
- Coach, come on.
- Get together!

618
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:09,720
<i>Come on, brother.</i>

619
00:41:12,014 --> 00:41:14,224
<i>- The barber.
- Okay.</i>

620
00:41:21,732 --> 00:41:23,400
<i>Christmas!</i>

621
00:41:23,483 --> 00:41:26,236
<i>We are going to ascend. Yes, we are going to ascend.</i>

622
00:41:26,778 --> 00:41:29,698
<i>We are going to ascend. Yes, we are going to ascend.</i>

623
00:41:44,004 --> 00:41:45,005
Shit.

624
00:41:46,632 --> 00:41:49,510
<i>As a player, you know
that the game starts before the whistle.</i>

625
00:41:49,593 --> 00:41:53,096
<i>During lineups, you have to show him
to the rival that you are ready to fight.</i>

626
00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:55,057
<i>You have the eye of the tiger.</i>

627
00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:57,184
<i>Richmond seems to be crying, Chris.</i>

628
00:41:57,267 --> 00:41:58,644
<i>Interesting strategy.</i>

629
00:41:58,727 --> 00:42:00,687
<i>Have you ever cried before a game?</i>

630
00:42:00,771 --> 00:42:03,357
<i>Only during and after. Never before.</i>

631
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,984
<i>Before the game it is reserved
to vomit from nerves.</i>

632
00:42:06,527 --> 00:42:10,614
<i>I'm getting excited too.
Chris, would you mind if I cry?</i>

633
00:42:10,697 --> 00:42:13,408
<i>Not at all, Arlo.
Would you mind if I vomit?</i>

634
00:42:14,326 --> 00:42:16,370
I think maybe we screwed up
with the video, Coach.

635
00:42:16,453 --> 00:42:19,039
I couldn't disagree more.
Right, Roy?

636
00:42:19,831 --> 00:42:22,584
You broke it, bastard.

637
00:42:27,714 --> 00:42:31,301
<i>We have played for a quarter of an hour
and we're still tied.</i>

638
00:42:31,385 --> 00:42:32,511
<i>West Ham with a corner.</i>

639
00:42:33,470 --> 00:42:35,055
<i>A great center.</i>

640
00:42:35,138 --> 00:42:36,640
<i>Armando shoots,</i>

641
00:42:36,723 --> 00:42:38,517
<i>but Van Damme saves him.</i>

642
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:39,852
It's okay.

643
00:42:39,935 --> 00:42:41,728
I heard he wants to be called Zorro now.

644
00:42:41,812 --> 00:42:43,313
Well, it's about time.

645
00:42:44,982 --> 00:42:46,733
<i>Richmond seems to have settled.</i>

646
00:42:46,817 --> 00:42:50,654
<i>They are attacking, advancing
with the precision of a Swiss watch,</i>

647
00:42:50,737 --> 00:42:53,156
<i>with Jamie Tartt as its central gear.</i>

648
00:42:53,782 --> 00:42:54,992
Tiki-taka.

649
00:42:55,075 --> 00:42:56,827
Tiki-fucking-boring.

650
00:43:03,083 --> 00:43:07,421
<i>Tartt's trick.
With the outside of the loot for Rojas.</i>

651
00:43:08,172 --> 00:43:09,506
- <i>Just barely.</i>
- Shit!

652
00:43:10,549 --> 00:43:11,466
Shit.

653
00:43:11,550 --> 00:43:12,593
Oh, damn.

654
00:43:12,676 --> 00:43:13,969
Well, something happened.

655
00:43:15,846 --> 00:43:18,765
<i>Jamie Tartt is going to destroy
to West Ham if they continue to leave him.</i>

656
00:43:19,349 --> 00:43:22,019
Come on, Richmond! Come on, Richmond!

657
00:43:22,102 --> 00:43:24,271
Come on, Richmond! Come on, Richmond!

658
00:43:24,354 --> 00:43:27,357
Okay, guys.
Stay calm and power up.

659
00:43:27,441 --> 00:43:28,442
Go Greyhounds!

660
00:43:29,109 --> 00:43:31,195
<i>West Ham look dangerous here, Arlo.</i>

661
00:43:32,946 --> 00:43:34,740
- <i>And Quizet scores...</i>
- No!

662
00:43:34,823 --> 00:43:36,658
<i>- …before Zorro's push.</i>
- Damn!

663
00:43:38,202 --> 00:43:40,245
Alright. Alright.

664
00:43:43,165 --> 00:43:44,541
- Come on, Richmond!
- Richmond!

665
00:43:44,625 --> 00:43:46,418
Come on, Richmond!

666
00:43:46,502 --> 00:43:49,505
<i>Bad moment for the archer,
but that mask is incredible.</i>

667
00:43:49,588 --> 00:43:51,173
<i>At least you have that going for you, Chris.</i>

668
00:43:51,256 --> 00:43:53,175
Okay, guys. Come on!

669
00:43:55,969 --> 00:43:59,598
<i>West Ham are gaining ground.
Richmond plays in reverse.</i>

670
00:44:01,391 --> 00:44:03,435
Come on, guys!

671
00:44:07,189 --> 00:44:08,190
Hey, Nate.

672
00:44:08,690 --> 00:44:10,275
Yeah.

673
00:44:10,359 --> 00:44:11,652
Is that what I think it is?

674
00:44:11,735 --> 00:44:13,195
Yes. Man City just scored.

675
00:44:13,779 --> 00:44:16,990
<i>In Manchester, City
took the lead against Liverpool.</i>

676
00:44:17,074 --> 00:44:18,659
It's okay. Very good. Alright.

677
00:44:18,742 --> 00:44:21,745
<i>Here in west London,
The Hammers are attacking.</i>

678
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,960
<i>Richmond cannot afford
to concede a goal here, Arlo.</i>

679
00:44:28,627 --> 00:44:29,670
<i>And they received it!</i>

680
00:44:29,753 --> 00:44:30,629
Nope!

681
00:44:30,712 --> 00:44:34,424
<i>West Ham increases their lead.
Richmond's dreams are in pieces.</i>

682
00:44:39,471 --> 00:44:41,098
Shit! Don't say "shit."

683
00:44:46,687 --> 00:44:51,525
<i>And at half-time, West Ham 2,
Richmond title hopes 0.</i>

684
00:44:53,318 --> 00:44:56,238
<i>Chris Powell, how would you summarize
the first half?</i>

685
00:44:56,321 --> 00:45:00,534
Richmond's Cinderella story seems
turning into a huge pumpkin.

686
00:45:08,834 --> 00:45:11,086
- Just go.
- Alright.

687
00:45:15,841 --> 00:45:18,010
Shut your ass and feel your mouth!

688
00:45:20,888 --> 00:45:22,222
You know what I meant.

689
00:45:25,934 --> 00:45:26,935
Thanks, Coach.

690
00:45:31,148 --> 00:45:34,151
Well guys, we have a lot of work
ahead in the second half.

691
00:45:34,234 --> 00:45:36,904
But I'll talk about that in a minute.

692
00:45:36,987 --> 00:45:41,074
No, right now I just want
Let you know, gentlemen,

693
00:45:41,158 --> 00:45:44,161
what an absolute honor
has been being his coach.

694
00:45:46,538 --> 00:45:48,665
Work with you
these last three years

695
00:45:48,749 --> 00:45:51,084
has truly been one of
the best experiences of my life.

696
00:45:52,586 --> 00:45:55,047
I loved meeting
to each one of you.

697
00:45:56,548 --> 00:45:59,510
Learn all about the men who were

698
00:45:59,593 --> 00:46:03,680
and have a front row seat
to see what men they have become.

699
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,977
And I want to thank you
the patience they had with me.

700
00:46:09,061 --> 00:46:11,980
You know, when I got here,
I didn't know a single thing about soccer.

701
00:46:12,064 --> 00:46:13,440
But now...

702
00:46:13,524 --> 00:46:15,734
Well now I know at least one thing
about football.

703
00:46:19,947 --> 00:46:22,908
I'm so damn proud to be
part of this team. Do you know?

704
00:46:24,910 --> 00:46:26,370
And I love you guys.

705
00:46:34,169 --> 00:46:35,295
I'm going to miss them.

706
00:46:40,008 --> 00:46:41,635
Now, regarding this second half…

707
00:46:44,346 --> 00:46:46,890
Yeah, I don't know what's going to happen.
Do you know what I mean?

708
00:46:46,974 --> 00:46:48,308
Nobody knows.

709
00:46:48,392 --> 00:46:50,519
Sports would be a lot less fun if we knew that.
Do you know?

710
00:46:51,562 --> 00:46:54,042
And you would probably win
a lot less money, so… you know?

711
00:46:55,941 --> 00:46:58,777
We don't want to know the future.
No, no, we want to be here, right now.

712
00:46:59,611 --> 00:47:01,613
And look,
I know we're down by a couple of goals.

713
00:47:01,697 --> 00:47:04,366
But I tell you guys,

714
00:47:05,742 --> 00:47:10,122
If they play with enthusiasm, with intelligence,
together and just, you know...

715
00:47:20,215 --> 00:47:21,550
they do what you do,

716
00:47:22,676 --> 00:47:26,305
we will leave with peace of mind
to know that we gave our best. Yeah?

717
00:47:26,889 --> 00:47:29,558
- We tried. Yeah?
- Yes, Coach.

718
00:47:29,641 --> 00:47:30,809
Very good.

719
00:47:32,603 --> 00:47:34,146
Does anyone else want to say something?

720
00:47:38,233 --> 00:47:40,235
-Coach.
- Yes, Sam, what do you have?

721
00:49:09,324 --> 00:49:11,076
Yes, let's go. Let's do it.

722
00:49:13,996 --> 00:49:16,415
That's my part. I know where that was going.

723
00:49:25,507 --> 00:49:27,050
This one goes here.

724
00:49:30,053 --> 00:49:32,306
- Wait. No no.
- Right there.

725
00:49:33,348 --> 00:49:34,349
There it is.

726
00:49:44,401 --> 00:49:48,155
And there it is. Number four. Yeah?

727
00:49:54,578 --> 00:49:55,738
All right, get together.

728
00:50:06,924 --> 00:50:10,219
I know people like to say:
"There's no place like home."

729
00:50:11,678 --> 00:50:13,639
And it's true. You know.

730
00:50:18,352 --> 00:50:22,272
But there aren't many places either.
like AFC Richmond.

731
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,400
Captain?

732
00:50:28,737 --> 00:50:32,199
- Richmond on the count of three. One, two, three...
- Richmond!

733
00:50:35,577 --> 00:50:37,829
<i>The Greyhounds came out
for the second half

734
00:50:37,913 --> 00:50:41,291
<i>looking like the team
that we have seen win 16 games in a row.</i>

735
00:50:41,375 --> 00:50:44,336
<i>Playing a style of football
so fun to watch

736
00:50:44,419 --> 00:50:45,796
<i>how to play.</i>

737
00:50:45,879 --> 00:50:48,079
<i>Well, it makes me want
be down there right now, Arlo.</i>

738
00:50:48,131 --> 00:50:51,176
Not playing, because I'm old
and I would probably get injured.

739
00:50:52,261 --> 00:50:53,887
<i>Bold Tartt.</i>

740
00:50:55,639 --> 00:50:57,933
<i>Rojas cuts inward. Shoot!</i>

741
00:50:58,559 --> 00:50:59,768
<i>To the post!</i>

742
00:51:01,436 --> 00:51:02,855
<i>Obisanya,</i>

743
00:51:02,938 --> 00:51:04,565
<i>again to the post!</i>

744
00:51:04,648 --> 00:51:06,108
No, no, no!

745
00:51:06,191 --> 00:51:07,191
<i>Hughes!</i>

746
00:51:08,068 --> 00:51:09,945
<i>Another failure!</i>

747
00:51:13,574 --> 00:51:16,326
<i>And Tartt finally sends her in</i>

748
00:51:16,410 --> 00:51:19,371
<i>in the 51st minute,
and Richmond has hope again.</i>

749
00:51:19,454 --> 00:51:20,706
Yes! Come on!

750
00:51:20,789 --> 00:51:23,083
Yes, Jamie Tartt!

751
00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:25,043
<i>All four men in the attack participated.</i>

752
00:51:25,127 --> 00:51:27,671
<i>- And Tartt put it in.
- Jamie Tartt, dun-dun-du-dun-un</i>

753
00:51:27,754 --> 00:51:29,798
<i>This smells like trouble
for West Ham, Arlo.</i>

754
00:51:29,882 --> 00:51:33,177
<i>The only thing they can't afford
is to let Jamie Tartt pick up the pace.</i>

755
00:51:33,260 --> 00:51:36,180
For the love of God, George, do something.
Mark it.

756
00:51:36,263 --> 00:51:37,556
Get in there.

757
00:51:39,683 --> 00:51:41,310
<i>And Richmond is back on the attack!</i>

758
00:51:41,393 --> 00:51:43,312
<i>Tartt escapes his mark.</i>

759
00:51:43,979 --> 00:51:45,314
Referee!

760
00:51:46,481 --> 00:51:48,192
And it's criminal!

761
00:51:48,275 --> 00:51:50,360
<i>Richmond has been relentless in this half.</i>

762
00:51:50,444 --> 00:51:52,613
<i>Now Tartt gets them the chance to tie.</i>

763
00:51:52,696 --> 00:51:54,531
Good. Here we go.

764
00:51:55,574 --> 00:51:57,367
<i>That was very professional of Tartt.</i>

765
00:51:57,451 --> 00:51:59,870
<i>It wasn't exactly a dive,
but there was not much lack either.</i>

766
00:52:01,246 --> 00:52:04,208
Yes, Jamie Tartt, you fucking genius!

767
00:52:06,668 --> 00:52:07,669
Hey.

768
00:52:09,129 --> 00:52:10,547
Put it in, <i>boy</i>.

769
00:52:11,757 --> 00:52:12,758
Clear.

770
00:52:18,722 --> 00:52:20,057
Bust that ball, <i>Captain</i>.

771
00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:21,600
What the fuck, brother?

772
00:52:21,683 --> 00:52:23,018
Alright.

773
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:25,604
Just throw it away, buddy.

774
00:52:25,687 --> 00:52:27,481
- Brother.
- It will be fun.

775
00:52:29,816 --> 00:52:30,816
<i>The</i> Isaac.

776
00:52:31,860 --> 00:52:33,320
<i>Is McAdoo going to collect it?</i>

777
00:52:33,403 --> 00:52:34,613
Oh shit.

778
00:52:34,696 --> 00:52:35,822
<i>Wait, what?</i>

779
00:52:35,906 --> 00:52:37,908
Is McAdoo going to take the penalty?

780
00:52:37,991 --> 00:52:39,785
I wouldn't trust him to take an aspirin.

781
00:52:46,792 --> 00:52:50,003
<i>Isaac McAdoo has never taken a penalty</i>

782
00:52:50,087 --> 00:52:51,797
<i>throughout his career.</i>

783
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:55,634
<i>- This is crazy from 11 meters.</i>
- Come on, man. You can, brother.

784
00:53:02,307 --> 00:53:04,434
- Come on!
- Shit.

785
00:53:04,518 --> 00:53:06,103
Well, gentlemen, out of the area, please.

786
00:53:18,115 --> 00:53:20,115
It's like I'm taking a free throw
with the feet.

787
00:53:20,701 --> 00:53:25,038
<i>This is McAdoo's moment.
If he scores here, the comeback is underway.</i>

788
00:53:26,123 --> 00:53:28,959
<i>The ball went over the crossbar!
and towards the stands!</i>

789
00:53:35,716 --> 00:53:37,342
<i>Wait a second.</i>

790
00:53:37,426 --> 00:53:40,637
<i>Mike Dean wants to review
a little closer.</i>

791
00:53:41,889 --> 00:53:42,889
- What?
- Wait.

792
00:53:54,359 --> 00:53:56,153
<i>Mike Dean is giving it a goal.</i>

793
00:53:56,236 --> 00:53:57,988
- <i>How is it possible?</i>
- What?

794
00:53:59,156 --> 00:54:00,657
<i>Did McAdoo just kick the ball</i>

795
00:54:00,741 --> 00:54:03,327
- <i>through the damn network?</i>
- Oh, shit!

796
00:54:03,410 --> 00:54:04,912
<i>I think so, Chris.</i>

797
00:54:06,663 --> 00:54:09,458
<i>We have never seen anything like this,</i>

798
00:54:09,541 --> 00:54:11,502
<i>and the score is 2-2.</i>

799
00:54:13,128 --> 00:54:14,588
2-2.

800
00:54:15,088 --> 00:54:18,884
<i>West Ham are furious.
And the truth is, you can't blame them.</i>

801
00:54:18,967 --> 00:54:21,220
<i>This is unprecedented.</i>

802
00:54:21,303 --> 00:54:22,679
<i>What just happened?</i>

803
00:54:22,763 --> 00:54:25,015
<i>We have to see again
that penalty, Arlo.</i>

804
00:54:25,098 --> 00:54:28,227
<i>And look, burst the ball
crossing the network. And…</i>

805
00:54:28,310 --> 00:54:30,521
<i>My God. I hope that fan is well.</i>

806
00:54:32,105 --> 00:54:34,024
Come on, Richmond!

807
00:54:37,361 --> 00:54:39,404
- My God. It's him.
- It's a lot of blood.

808
00:54:39,488 --> 00:54:40,489
Yeah!

809
00:54:44,284 --> 00:54:45,285
At last.

810
00:54:48,205 --> 00:54:51,041
<i>And as a consequence
of McAdoo's superhuman foot,</i>

811
00:54:51,124 --> 00:54:54,628
<i>we will have a short break while
field staff rush to change the network.</i>

812
00:55:05,597 --> 00:55:06,598
Where is he going?

813
00:55:14,898 --> 00:55:17,109
Meeting. Meeting. Come on.

814
00:55:17,192 --> 00:55:21,280
<i>Wait, Rupert Mannion is in
the field and goes to the bench.</i>

815
00:55:21,363 --> 00:55:22,948
- …going straight to the…
- Hey.

816
00:55:23,031 --> 00:55:25,409
- What are you doing?
- What the hell are you doing?

817
00:55:25,492 --> 00:55:27,369
What are you talking about?

818
00:55:27,452 --> 00:55:31,206
Tartt is out there doing
whatever the fuck he wants.

819
00:55:31,290 --> 00:55:33,292
Yes. But I already have two players
above him.

820
00:55:33,375 --> 00:55:34,751
Take it out.

821
00:55:35,669 --> 00:55:36,753
Are you kidding?

822
00:55:36,837 --> 00:55:38,338
Get rid of it.

823
00:55:38,422 --> 00:55:41,717
<i>This is extraordinary.
Rupert Mannion calling him out</i>

824
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,927
<i>to his own coach in the middle of the field.</i>

825
00:55:44,011 --> 00:55:45,697
- <i>This is not seen very often.</i>
- What are you doing?

826
00:55:45,721 --> 00:55:47,973
<i>Well, at least not since they were invented
the phones.</i>

827
00:55:48,682 --> 00:55:52,311
- I don't play like that.
- You do what I say or you're finished.

828
00:55:53,187 --> 00:55:54,605
Fuck off.

829
00:55:54,688 --> 00:55:56,481
<i>Oh, no.</i>

830
00:55:56,565 --> 00:55:58,942
<i>Unpleasant scenes on Nelson Road.</i>

831
00:55:59,026 --> 00:56:00,819
<i>Rupert Mannion's balls.</i>

832
00:56:00,903 --> 00:56:03,238
<i>- And those of George Cartrick.
- Damn, Chris.</i>

833
00:56:03,322 --> 00:56:05,824
Hey, referee, there are three balls on the court!

834
00:56:06,825 --> 00:56:08,118
That?

835
00:56:12,581 --> 00:56:13,999
Get up.

836
00:56:17,419 --> 00:56:18,795
Get up!

837
00:56:21,256 --> 00:56:23,300
Well, gentlemen. Come on, please. We return.

838
00:56:24,468 --> 00:56:26,345
George. Save them.

839
00:56:26,428 --> 00:56:27,513
Oh yes.

840
00:56:38,398 --> 00:56:40,150
Good. Come on, guys. Get out there.

841
00:56:41,401 --> 00:56:46,073
Come on! They can handle them.
They have more heart.

842
00:56:46,156 --> 00:56:48,534
That's what I want to see. More passion.

843
00:56:49,034 --> 00:56:52,246
O'Neill, keep the midfield closed. Come on!

844
00:56:52,329 --> 00:56:53,664
Lionheart, guys!

845
00:56:54,289 --> 00:56:55,582
Lionheart!

846
00:56:58,544 --> 00:56:59,962
Pajero!

847
00:57:00,045 --> 00:57:02,798
- Pajero!
- Pajero! Pajero!

848
00:57:02,881 --> 00:57:05,843
Pajero! Pajero! Pajero!

849
00:57:10,931 --> 00:57:12,057
Pajero!

850
00:57:13,392 --> 00:57:17,229
Pajero! Pajero! Pajero!

851
00:57:28,657 --> 00:57:30,409
<i>And the match continues.</i>

852
00:57:30,492 --> 00:57:32,786
<i>Presumably without Rupert Mannion.</i>

853
00:57:39,501 --> 00:57:42,963
<i>Since the match resumed,
West Ham have had all the momentum.</i>

854
00:57:43,046 --> 00:57:46,341
<i>They are moving the ball from one side to another,
and Richmond can't take it away.</i>

855
00:57:48,135 --> 00:57:50,345
<i>A ball pumped into the area.</i>

856
00:57:50,429 --> 00:57:51,889
<i>Zoreaux clears it.</i>

857
00:57:51,972 --> 00:57:52,972
Oh no.

858
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,977
<i>The Hammers take advantage. Back to the area.</i>

859
00:57:58,061 --> 00:57:59,855
<i>And it's 3-2!</i>

860
00:57:59,938 --> 00:58:03,108
<i>Glory to the Hammers.
Broken heart for the locals.</i>

861
00:58:06,195 --> 00:58:07,738
What the hell are you laughing at?

862
00:58:07,821 --> 00:58:09,656
- The 14th was ahead.
- That?

863
00:58:10,991 --> 00:58:12,951
<i>The VAR is reviewing the replay.</i>

864
00:58:14,620 --> 00:58:15,704
Offside.

865
00:58:15,787 --> 00:58:17,372
- <i>The goal has been disallowed.</i>
- Boom.

866
00:58:17,456 --> 00:58:21,793
<i>Richmond receives a pardon
because West Ham were offside.</i>

867
00:58:24,588 --> 00:58:25,589
Thank you.

868
00:58:29,134 --> 00:58:31,803
- It's not fake.
- I'm not saying it for you.

869
00:58:33,639 --> 00:58:37,476
One minute of added time left
in Richmond's miraculous season.

870
00:58:37,559 --> 00:58:38,578
Come on. Put your foot in.

871
00:58:38,602 --> 00:58:41,563
<i>The Greyhounds are staying
without time and without ideas.</i>

872
00:58:41,647 --> 00:58:44,858
- Come on.
- <i>Do you have one last miracle left?</i>

873
00:58:47,027 --> 00:58:49,154
<i>Tartt, completely locked up.</i>

874
00:58:49,238 --> 00:58:51,698
<i>He finds Montlaur entering with force towards the goal.</i>

875
00:58:52,616 --> 00:58:53,992
<i>Montlaur is demolished.</i>

876
00:58:54,076 --> 00:58:56,745
<i>And Richmond has a free kick
in a dangerous position.</i>

877
00:58:57,704 --> 00:58:58,704
Let's go.

878
00:59:02,709 --> 00:59:04,711
- Come on.
- Come on.

879
00:59:04,795 --> 00:59:08,173
<i>This could help.
What can Richmond prepare here?</i>

880
00:59:08,257 --> 00:59:11,093
- Good. Come on. Talk to me, geese.
- Lasso Special.

881
00:59:11,176 --> 00:59:13,262
We're too close for that. Loki's Slide?

882
00:59:13,345 --> 00:59:15,597
That would be a very long sleigh trip.
Upside-Down Taxicab.

883
00:59:15,681 --> 00:59:17,599
- It's difficult without Cockburn.
- Wait. One second.

884
00:59:17,683 --> 00:59:20,435
Hey, Nate. Nate, come on.
Come on. Fast. Come.

885
00:59:20,519 --> 00:59:21,770
Yes of course.

886
00:59:21,854 --> 00:59:24,648
-Hey, guys! Hey!
- I don't know what...

887
00:59:24,731 --> 00:59:28,902
<i>Time is running out.
What can the Greyhounds invent here?</i>

888
00:59:31,446 --> 00:59:32,447
Here, hold this.

889
00:59:32,531 --> 00:59:33,949
It's an Oscar!

890
00:59:34,032 --> 00:59:36,702
Weight. It weighs a little.
There it is. Yes.

891
00:59:37,411 --> 00:59:38,412
Or the ESPY.

892
00:59:41,081 --> 00:59:43,333
Very good. Here we go. Give me that. Good.

893
00:59:43,417 --> 00:59:45,419
- Do you know what you're doing?
- Yes.

894
00:59:45,502 --> 00:59:46,879
- Yes.
- I'm fine. Yes.

895
00:59:50,924 --> 00:59:53,218
<i>It all comes down to this.</i>

896
00:59:54,428 --> 00:59:56,180
<i>Obisanya leaves her for Dixon.</i>

897
00:59:56,263 --> 00:59:57,764
Come on, come on.

898
00:59:59,516 --> 01:00:02,019
<i>Dixon changes the game to Bumbercatch.</i>

899
01:00:04,354 --> 01:00:06,356
<i>Tartt starts towards the area.</i>

900
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:09,067
Yes! Pass me the ball.
To me, to me! I want the ball!

901
01:00:09,151 --> 01:00:10,194
Pass me the ball, please.

902
01:00:10,277 --> 01:00:12,196
<i>Obisanya is unbranded.</i>

903
01:00:16,491 --> 01:00:17,951
<i>A beautiful center.</i>

904
01:00:18,035 --> 01:00:19,035
Barbecue sauce.

905
01:00:23,957 --> 01:00:28,128
<i>Richmond has done it!
Oh my goodness, the Greyhounds have done it!</i>

906
01:00:31,924 --> 01:00:34,259
Yes! Come on, dad!

907
01:00:35,594 --> 01:00:38,430
Yeah! Yeah!

908
01:00:38,514 --> 01:00:41,558
<i>Nelson Road is ecstatic!</i>

909
01:00:45,854 --> 01:00:48,815
- You used my move! You used my move!
- Yes, I used it! Yeah!

910
01:00:51,443 --> 01:00:53,028
Come on. Bring it… Bring it.

911
01:01:01,828 --> 01:01:04,081
<i>Mike Dean whistles the end of the game.</i>

912
01:01:04,915 --> 01:01:06,750
Yes!

913
01:01:08,377 --> 01:01:09,670
Thanks, good game.

914
01:01:09,753 --> 01:01:12,130
<i>And the fans are invading the field!</i>

915
01:01:12,214 --> 01:01:14,675
<i>And you can't blame them!</i>

916
01:01:21,014 --> 01:01:22,015
We win.

917
01:01:35,153 --> 01:01:36,572
Come on.

918
01:01:42,202 --> 01:01:44,121
Look what you did, Rebecca!

919
01:01:44,204 --> 01:01:46,248
- Come on, Richmond!
- Look what you did!

920
01:01:46,331 --> 01:01:49,126
- I didn't do it.
- Of course, damn it!

921
01:01:49,710 --> 01:01:53,463
<i>What a fun image.
Ted Lasso celebrating with his team.</i>

922
01:01:53,547 --> 01:01:57,342
<i>I never know how to react when a white
He plays the running man in front of everyone.</i>

923
01:02:01,930 --> 01:02:03,098
<i>Well, what a game, Arlo.</i>

924
01:02:03,182 --> 01:02:05,100
<i>Well, Richmond has done everything it could,</i>

925
01:02:05,184 --> 01:02:07,561
<i>so it's time to go
to the Etihad Stadium

926
01:02:07,644 --> 01:02:10,731
<i>to know the destiny
of the Premier League title.</i>

927
01:02:36,715 --> 01:02:38,091
- Ready?
- Just these two, please.

928
01:02:38,175 --> 01:02:40,177
- <i>…flight 822 to Kansas City.</i>
- Sure.

929
01:02:42,513 --> 01:02:44,181
- Very good. I appreciate it.
- Thank you.

930
01:02:51,772 --> 01:02:53,941
- Are you Ted Lasso?
- Yes. One of them.

931
01:02:54,024 --> 01:02:56,485
Oh, friend, what a shame that
Richmond will be second.

932
01:02:56,568 --> 01:02:58,904
- Man City is too good, right?
- Yes.

933
01:02:58,987 --> 01:03:02,175
- Are you going home to visit?
- Actually, I'm coming home to stay.

934
01:03:02,199 --> 01:03:05,702
That's nonsense.
It should have stayed, broken it. A legend.

935
01:03:06,620 --> 01:03:07,913
He just had a little bad luck in the end.

936
01:03:09,039 --> 01:03:10,874
- Can we take a selfie?
- Yes of course.

937
01:03:10,958 --> 01:03:11,958
Brilliant.

938
01:03:18,549 --> 01:03:19,925
- Great.
- <i>Kinky Boots.</i>

939
01:03:35,524 --> 01:03:37,192
And what the hell are you doing here?

940
01:03:37,276 --> 01:03:40,028
I bought a ticket
just to go through security

941
01:03:40,112 --> 01:03:43,156
and to be able to come and say goodbye properly.

942
01:03:44,783 --> 01:03:47,077
Classic romantic comedy goodbye tactic.

943
01:03:47,995 --> 01:03:49,621
I love it. Alright.

944
01:03:49,705 --> 01:03:51,349
Wait.
Did you buy a first class ticket

945
01:03:51,373 --> 01:03:53,935
- for a flight you're not even going to take?
- It was the force of habit.

946
01:03:53,959 --> 01:03:55,210
Oh yes. Clear.

947
01:03:56,295 --> 01:03:58,046
But I see that you are staying, eh?

948
01:03:59,715 --> 01:04:01,925
Well, Ted,
You come home to your family and…

949
01:04:04,386 --> 01:04:06,513
I actually want to keep mine.

950
01:04:09,725 --> 01:04:12,561
It's a great photo, you know?
I can't wait to read the article.

951
01:04:13,145 --> 01:04:14,563
Not bad, actually.

952
01:04:14,646 --> 01:04:17,606
I would have preferred that you not
described as the "matriarch of the club".

953
01:04:18,317 --> 01:04:20,944
Yes. I mean, it has more weight
What a "soccer mom."

954
01:04:27,868 --> 01:04:29,453
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

955
01:04:29,536 --> 01:04:31,288
- Sorry. No, sorry.
- I'm sorry.

956
01:04:31,371 --> 01:04:32,371
Please, you first.

957
01:04:35,375 --> 01:04:36,376
Thank you.

958
01:04:38,670 --> 01:04:39,671
Thank you.

959
01:04:44,927 --> 01:04:47,804
Yeah.

960
01:04:59,525 --> 01:05:00,526
Alright.

961
01:05:13,830 --> 01:05:15,624
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

962
01:05:38,272 --> 01:05:40,315
<i>The seat belt sign is already on,</i>

963
01:05:40,399 --> 01:05:41,692
<i>so please take a seat.</i>

964
01:05:41,775 --> 01:05:43,527
<i>The cabin door has been closed.</i>

965
01:05:43,610 --> 01:05:46,446
<i>Cabin crew,
Get ready to leave the door.</i>

966
01:05:53,996 --> 01:05:55,247
Coach, is this crazy?

967
01:05:56,290 --> 01:05:57,290
Let's go like this?

968
01:05:57,332 --> 01:06:00,085
I mean, we almost won.
the whole damn thing, you know?

969
01:06:01,044 --> 01:06:03,922
Saying goodbye to a lot of good people.

970
01:06:04,756 --> 01:06:09,261
And I know that I finally accepted
that air conditioning is a privilege

971
01:06:09,344 --> 01:06:10,721
and not a right.

972
01:06:12,556 --> 01:06:14,183
I don't know. What do you think?

973
01:06:20,355 --> 01:06:21,773
I can't do this.

974
01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:27,487
I don't want to leave, Ted.
I'm in love with Jane.

975
01:06:30,574 --> 01:06:32,868
I want to stay,
and I don't want to disappoint you.

976
01:06:32,951 --> 01:06:36,413
But with your permission, I would love to
run out of this plane and throw myself into his arms.

977
01:06:37,748 --> 01:06:40,125
Well, what about your luggage?

978
01:06:40,209 --> 01:06:42,836
- Forget my luggage. It's full of rice.
- That? Because?

979
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:45,756
- I haven't slept in three days, friend.
- Alright. I'm sorry, you know.

980
01:06:45,839 --> 01:06:48,383
I've been dreading this moment.
Talk to you. Abandon you

981
01:06:48,467 --> 01:06:52,012
That? No, no, no, wait, Coach.
You're not abandoning me, okay?

982
01:06:52,679 --> 01:06:55,182
You are just following your heart.
I understand.

983
01:06:56,350 --> 01:06:57,518
And yes, you should go.

984
01:06:58,602 --> 01:07:01,039
But look, friend, I don't believe
that they are going to let you get off the plane

985
01:07:01,063 --> 01:07:02,189
with the door already closed.

986
01:07:09,821 --> 01:07:10,821
I have a plan.

987
01:07:11,823 --> 01:07:14,952
Of course. Alright.
What do you need me to do?

988
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:20,000
Whatever is about to happen,
That's a great start.

989
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:22,751
I love you, Ted.

990
01:07:25,379 --> 01:07:26,630
I love you too, Willis.

991
01:07:30,259 --> 01:07:32,636
- Oh, God.
- My appendix!

992
01:07:32,719 --> 01:07:34,346
- The other side, Coach.
- Thank you.

993
01:07:35,556 --> 01:07:37,015
My God. Are you okay, sir?

994
01:07:39,601 --> 01:07:40,727
Call the paramedics.

995
01:07:57,578 --> 01:07:59,830
Do you want to go to the hospital
with your friend?

996
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:04,209
I'm not well. But thanks.

997
01:08:08,130 --> 01:08:09,756
What a fucking idiot.

998
01:08:12,217 --> 01:08:15,137
<i>Crew, cross check.
Prepare for takeoff.</i>

999
01:08:40,037 --> 01:08:41,205
Oh, God!

1000
01:08:42,456 --> 01:08:44,457
Honey, are you okay?

1001
01:08:53,884 --> 01:08:55,051
It's you.

1002
01:08:55,135 --> 01:08:56,845
<i>Wie is dat</i>, dad?

1003
01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:01,265
Rebecca.

1004
01:09:02,850 --> 01:09:04,102
Rebecca.

1005
01:09:43,475 --> 01:09:45,185
We have to put this one on this side.

1006
01:09:47,729 --> 01:09:51,942
Please welcome the new coach
from AFC Richmond, Roy Kent!

1007
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:37,112
- Hello!
- Hello!

1008
01:10:39,448 --> 01:10:40,991
How good to see you.

1009
01:10:52,169 --> 01:10:53,462
- Thank you.
- Health.

1010
01:10:54,963 --> 01:10:56,548
- Your name?
-Shannon.

1011
01:11:00,719 --> 01:11:02,596
I have something to show you.

1012
01:11:35,128 --> 01:11:37,673
Go down a little.
And by little, I actually mean

1013
01:11:37,756 --> 01:11:39,341
- about eight centimeters.
- Yes.

1014
01:11:40,384 --> 01:11:41,885
Stop. That's fine, Roy.

1015
01:11:42,636 --> 01:11:43,804
Okay, put me down.

1016
01:12:06,660 --> 01:12:08,537
Isn't it wonderful that we can meet here

1017
01:12:08,620 --> 01:12:13,709
in this very historic monument
under the gaze of Your Honor?

1018
01:12:13,792 --> 01:12:19,131
Friends and family sharing love
that is intertwined

1019
01:12:19,214 --> 01:12:21,383
by Beard and Jane.

1020
01:12:21,466 --> 01:12:23,260
And not just because of Beard and Jane,

1021
01:12:23,343 --> 01:12:26,430
because Jane wears
to one of God's newest children.

1022
01:12:26,513 --> 01:12:27,931
And I know...

1023
01:12:31,351 --> 01:12:35,355
<i>Your captain speaks to you. Welcome to
Kansas City International Airport.</i>

1024
01:12:49,912 --> 01:12:52,372
It's arrived! Dad arrived! Come on!

1025
01:12:59,171 --> 01:13:00,964
Dad! Dad!

1026
01:13:03,217 --> 01:13:04,426
Hello.

1027
01:13:13,977 --> 01:13:15,395
Yes, thanks.

1028
01:13:16,355 --> 01:13:18,075
Come on, man. Tell me.
How are you?

1029
01:13:18,106 --> 01:13:19,149
- Good.
- Yeah?

1030
01:13:19,900 --> 01:13:20,901
What's new?

1031
01:13:33,914 --> 01:13:37,042
Very good. Good save.
Come on. Come on. Let's attack.

1032
01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:39,419
Find space, Henry. There it is.

1033
01:13:39,503 --> 01:13:40,796
Come on, Henry!

1034
01:13:41,338 --> 01:13:42,881
Very good. Hit him.

1035
01:13:45,092 --> 01:13:47,344
- It's okay, nothing happens.
- Strip.

1036
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:50,472
Hey, Henry. Come here, friend.

1037
01:13:52,516 --> 01:13:55,102
- Hey, are you okay?
- I can't believe I failed that.

1038
01:13:55,185 --> 01:13:58,188
Hey. Don't worry about that, okay?
What do we say, huh?

1039
01:13:59,898 --> 01:14:00,899
Be a goldfish.

1040
01:14:00,983 --> 01:14:02,192
That's how it is.

1041
01:14:02,276 --> 01:14:03,878
Very good. Now let's go.
Return to the field.

1042
01:14:03,902 --> 01:14:06,697
- Have fun, okay? This is how it is done.
- Okay, yeah.

1043
01:14:07,489 --> 01:14:09,283
Come on, guys. Well done, Henry.

