1 00:00:37,527 --> 00:00:40,109 And, Paul, they came into this ball game, Miami did, 2 00:00:40,196 --> 00:00:41,652 knowing they'd have to get a victory, 3 00:00:41,740 --> 00:00:44,277 in order to get into the playoffs with a wild-card berth. 4 00:00:44,367 --> 00:00:47,221 Well, here we go again, Lindsey. We've watched Miami the last three weeks, 5 00:00:45,577 --> 00:00:53,577 Score is tied, 14-14. We're in the closing seconds of the ball game. 6 00:00:47,245 --> 00:00:49,987 they've won the ball game in the last play of the game. 7 00:00:50,206 --> 00:00:53,539 And here they are again. They'll cause you cardiac arrest watching 'em. 8 00:00:53,626 --> 00:00:57,210 They've got to get a score from 40 yards away. It's 14 to 14. 9 00:00:57,380 --> 00:00:59,211 Of course, this could go into sudden death. 10 00:00:59,299 --> 00:01:02,462 The kind of team Miami is, they'll give it their best shot right now. 11 00:01:02,552 --> 00:01:04,383 They've been an unpredictable football team, 12 00:01:04,471 --> 00:01:06,365 and here they come now, out of the huddle and up to the line. 13 00:01:06,389 --> 00:01:07,970 And seconds are ticking off. 14 00:01:14,147 --> 00:01:16,058 Hose Manning, the quarterback, 15 00:01:16,149 --> 00:01:19,232 he's calling starting signals, now waiting for the snap. 16 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:21,422 Taken by Manning. Handing it off to Billy Clyde Puckett. 17 00:01:21,446 --> 00:01:22,856 He's going to the right side. 18 00:01:22,947 --> 00:01:24,187 And here's the ball in the air! 19 00:01:30,205 --> 00:01:31,866 In the end zone for a touchdown! 20 00:01:31,956 --> 00:01:34,368 It's unbelievable, Lindsey. Billy Clyde Puckett, 21 00:01:34,459 --> 00:01:36,074 he has never thrown the ball that much. 22 00:01:36,169 --> 00:01:39,411 He's only thrown three or four passes in 13 years of pro football. 23 00:01:39,506 --> 00:01:40,791 This place is a bedlam. 24 00:01:40,882 --> 00:01:43,464 Fans are trying to get out of the stands and get onto the field 25 00:01:43,551 --> 00:01:45,667 and they're breaking loose and coming out there. 26 00:01:45,762 --> 00:01:47,656 Of course, they have a conversion attempt coming, 27 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,825 but they're gonna have some trouble getting order restored 28 00:01:49,849 --> 00:01:52,431 - in order to try the extra point. - They'll never get it off. 29 00:01:53,061 --> 00:01:55,052 I think you're right. But in any case, 30 00:01:55,146 --> 00:01:57,888 Miami is in the playoffs as the wild card. 31 00:01:57,982 --> 00:01:59,973 - They'll playing green bay next week. - Unreal. 32 00:02:00,068 --> 00:02:01,068 All right! 33 00:02:07,992 --> 00:02:10,199 Don't you think we ought to have a little invocation, 34 00:02:10,286 --> 00:02:12,151 say a prayer to thank the lord 35 00:02:12,247 --> 00:02:14,308 for getting us into the playoffs? I think this would be... 36 00:02:14,332 --> 00:02:16,493 Showers! Tutti frutti coaches! 37 00:02:16,584 --> 00:02:17,824 In the shower! 38 00:02:36,479 --> 00:02:37,810 Hey, all right, huh? 39 00:02:39,732 --> 00:02:41,438 I thought I told you to buy the domestic. 40 00:02:41,526 --> 00:02:44,643 Yes, sir, Mr. bookman. That's what I did. I... 41 00:02:44,737 --> 00:02:46,443 I changed the labels is all. 42 00:02:46,906 --> 00:02:49,318 - That's good thinkin', hooper. - Thank you, sir. Thank you. 43 00:02:49,409 --> 00:02:50,774 Anything left over, you can keep. 44 00:02:50,869 --> 00:02:52,609 Hell of a pass, Billy Clyde! 45 00:02:52,704 --> 00:02:54,490 I thought so. Supposed to run the ball. 46 00:02:54,622 --> 00:02:56,328 - Legs were tired... - Nice pass, bc. 47 00:02:56,416 --> 00:02:57,826 - Thank you, Jerry. - Sylvia? 48 00:02:57,917 --> 00:02:59,603 - Monica. Goin' after the bottoms tonight. - Monica? 49 00:02:59,627 --> 00:03:01,347 - Shoot my way right through them. - Monica? 50 00:03:02,422 --> 00:03:04,504 It was a slow-motion dream sequence. 51 00:03:06,217 --> 00:03:08,299 Everything was semi-frozen in time, 52 00:03:09,721 --> 00:03:13,430 movin' like surreal dancers in some cosmic fantasy. 53 00:03:13,516 --> 00:03:16,258 It was like there was time in that moment 54 00:03:16,352 --> 00:03:17,888 to look at everything... 55 00:03:20,190 --> 00:03:24,229 There was time to experience every detail in a tapestry. 56 00:03:26,613 --> 00:03:28,333 - It was... - Are we gonna get laid tonight? 57 00:03:28,448 --> 00:03:29,278 Probably. 58 00:03:29,365 --> 00:03:30,650 Hey, that's not fair, man! 59 00:03:30,742 --> 00:03:31,982 Hey, motherf... 60 00:03:32,076 --> 00:03:34,305 How does it feel, after your first year in American football, 61 00:03:34,329 --> 00:03:35,535 getting into the playoffs? 62 00:03:52,847 --> 00:03:54,337 Hey! Hey, wait a minute! 63 00:03:54,432 --> 00:03:55,432 Tell me about it. 64 00:03:55,516 --> 00:03:56,722 Hey, homeboy! 65 00:03:56,809 --> 00:03:58,454 - Homeboy? - Hey, wait till I can get up, man. 66 00:03:58,478 --> 00:04:03,222 Fellas, I'm sure you're all happy that we made it to the playoffs. 67 00:04:04,567 --> 00:04:06,307 Don't you wanna pray with me? 68 00:04:06,402 --> 00:04:08,609 My leg, man, my leg. You got my leg hurting, man. 69 00:04:08,696 --> 00:04:11,529 Hey, hey. My blood"s stopped circulating, man. 70 00:04:11,616 --> 00:04:13,356 Boy, if I don't miss my guess, 71 00:04:13,451 --> 00:04:15,491 you're getting darker every time you catch the ball. 72 00:04:15,536 --> 00:04:17,447 In fact, you look darker now then you did 73 00:04:17,538 --> 00:04:18,948 before you started the game. 74 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:22,749 It's true. I'm gettin' this urge to tap-dance and play the saxophone. 75 00:04:23,461 --> 00:04:24,371 Yeah. 76 00:04:24,462 --> 00:04:26,794 Okay, guys. I give. You got me. 77 00:04:26,965 --> 00:04:30,002 What can I say? Aw, come on, now. 78 00:04:30,093 --> 00:04:32,254 Okay, now look, you guys are making me mad now! 79 00:04:36,015 --> 00:04:37,015 There she is. 80 00:04:38,476 --> 00:04:40,888 You know that somebody gave this to me in Africa? 81 00:04:42,814 --> 00:04:44,770 She's jerking them right out of their shoes. 82 00:04:44,857 --> 00:04:46,222 Where'd you get this? 83 00:04:46,401 --> 00:04:49,063 I got this at neiman's a couple years ago. 84 00:04:49,237 --> 00:04:50,568 It cost about $3,000. 85 00:04:50,655 --> 00:04:52,566 I mean, I spend all my money in the us. 86 00:04:52,657 --> 00:04:53,968 You know, I won't give those africans any of my money. 87 00:04:53,992 --> 00:04:55,778 You have any proof that you took it out? 88 00:04:56,327 --> 00:04:57,846 It has no label in it, that's why I'm asking. 89 00:04:57,870 --> 00:04:59,348 - It doesn't have a label? - No. There's nothing in it. 90 00:04:59,372 --> 00:05:00,612 Oh, that's very peculiar. 91 00:05:00,707 --> 00:05:02,434 Usually neiman's has a big, you know, label there. 92 00:05:02,458 --> 00:05:03,914 Yeah, usually do, yeah. 93 00:05:04,002 --> 00:05:06,397 Well, 1, I don't know. It must have come off at the cleaners. 94 00:05:06,421 --> 00:05:08,221 Please contact the nearest uniformed officers. 95 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:11,126 Shitheads! 96 00:05:11,217 --> 00:05:12,502 Jesus Christ! 97 00:05:13,594 --> 00:05:14,879 Oh! Hi there. 98 00:05:14,971 --> 00:05:17,383 - Hi there. - That pisses me off! 99 00:05:17,473 --> 00:05:20,306 I am telling you, America is the only country in the world 100 00:05:20,393 --> 00:05:22,433 that just treats its citizens like they were crooks. 101 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,101 Oh, they make me so fuckin' mad. 102 00:05:25,148 --> 00:05:27,355 You make yourself mad. It's got nothing to do with them. 103 00:05:27,734 --> 00:05:31,477 - What is that on your face? - It's hair. 104 00:05:32,030 --> 00:05:33,110 I think it's real cute. 105 00:05:33,197 --> 00:05:35,062 - Don't you think it's cute? - I love it. 106 00:05:35,575 --> 00:05:37,611 Oh, excuse me, bud mcnair. 107 00:05:37,702 --> 00:05:39,488 Oh, I met bud on the plane. 108 00:05:39,579 --> 00:05:41,695 I told him we'd give him a ride into town. 109 00:05:41,873 --> 00:05:44,740 Well, these are what I've been tellin' you about. 110 00:05:44,834 --> 00:05:46,244 Your best friends. 111 00:05:46,461 --> 00:05:47,997 Says a lot about me. Doesn't it? 112 00:05:48,087 --> 00:05:50,248 This here's Billy Clyde Puckett and shake tiller. 113 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:52,376 - How do you do? - How do you do? 114 00:05:52,467 --> 00:05:53,610 - How do you do? - Pleased to meet you. 115 00:05:53,634 --> 00:05:56,592 I'll have to confess, Billy Clyde, I was hesitant at first. 116 00:05:56,679 --> 00:05:58,340 We've never published any sports books. 117 00:05:58,765 --> 00:06:01,051 Nobel prize winners are more our line. 118 00:06:01,142 --> 00:06:03,303 Had six of them, you know. We're an old house. 119 00:06:04,270 --> 00:06:05,726 I guess you can say distinguished. 120 00:06:05,813 --> 00:06:08,304 Great-grandfather started the firm right after the civil war 121 00:06:08,524 --> 00:06:10,640 with the help of Oliver Wendell Holmes. 122 00:06:11,027 --> 00:06:12,267 Who'd he play for? 123 00:06:12,487 --> 00:06:14,227 - Boston. - Oh, yeah. 124 00:06:15,573 --> 00:06:18,815 Yes. But Barbara Jane convinced me a book by you would be different. 125 00:06:18,910 --> 00:06:20,992 A look at football no one's ever seen. 126 00:06:21,079 --> 00:06:23,912 You know, the truth. I mean, nobody's told the truth about it. 127 00:06:24,082 --> 00:06:25,492 But no sensationalism. 128 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:28,074 Nothing that cheap. I mean, we're not that kind of house. 129 00:06:28,169 --> 00:06:32,162 We want the real truth, Billy Clyde, like what drugs the players take, 130 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:35,457 how games are really fixed, the influence of the mafia. 131 00:06:36,260 --> 00:06:38,876 You mean the real, real truth. 132 00:06:38,971 --> 00:06:40,086 Exactly. 133 00:06:40,181 --> 00:06:43,765 Now, we know that there are gay football players, 134 00:06:43,851 --> 00:06:45,762 but who do they like to do it with? 135 00:06:45,853 --> 00:06:49,562 And are there more homosexuals on the offense or on the defense? 136 00:06:49,982 --> 00:06:51,097 - Defense. - Really? 137 00:06:51,359 --> 00:06:53,079 You're allowed to use your hands on defense. 138 00:06:53,111 --> 00:06:54,951 It gives you a better chance to grope somebody. 139 00:06:56,656 --> 00:06:59,068 This is exactly what we're looking for. 140 00:06:59,283 --> 00:07:00,864 You were right about him, Barbara Jane. 141 00:07:00,952 --> 00:07:02,237 I know. 142 00:07:02,537 --> 00:07:03,868 How about spooks and spics? 143 00:07:04,580 --> 00:07:06,320 Oh, no. No. I... 144 00:07:06,416 --> 00:07:08,498 I think the reading public's bored with that by now. 145 00:07:08,793 --> 00:07:10,033 Orgies? 146 00:07:10,336 --> 00:07:11,701 Within the bounds of good taste. 147 00:07:13,381 --> 00:07:14,917 What kind of orgies? 148 00:07:15,341 --> 00:07:16,956 What kind of orgies do you want? 149 00:07:17,051 --> 00:07:19,133 We got your post game orgies, your pregame orgies. 150 00:07:19,762 --> 00:07:21,298 You mean before a game? 151 00:07:21,389 --> 00:07:23,050 Sure. That's how we get so loose. 152 00:07:23,141 --> 00:07:25,302 How do you think we beat Baltimore the other night? 153 00:07:25,393 --> 00:07:26,745 Nothing like an orgy to loosen you up. 154 00:07:26,769 --> 00:07:28,305 Now you take old shake there, 155 00:07:28,396 --> 00:07:30,332 he's just about all orgied out. Aren't you, shake? 156 00:07:30,356 --> 00:07:32,642 - No question about it. - No question about it. 157 00:07:32,733 --> 00:07:34,473 And Barbara Jane, she just loves them. 158 00:07:35,027 --> 00:07:36,983 - You shut up. - She never missed one yet. 159 00:07:37,071 --> 00:07:39,312 What about your fish costume? 160 00:07:41,242 --> 00:07:44,530 Okay, fellas. Okay. I know when I'm being put on. 161 00:07:44,662 --> 00:07:46,948 I know what you thinkin', a man like me, an intellectual. 162 00:07:47,123 --> 00:07:49,614 I'm sure when you divide up, you put jocks on one side 163 00:07:49,709 --> 00:07:51,324 and everybody else on the other. 164 00:07:51,419 --> 00:07:53,125 Well, let me tell you something... 165 00:07:53,629 --> 00:07:56,541 Intellectuals are the jocks of the mind. 166 00:07:58,259 --> 00:08:01,171 The life of the intellect is just as tough as the life of the body. 167 00:08:01,345 --> 00:08:04,758 You have to be just as mean with an idea as you do with a football. 168 00:08:04,974 --> 00:08:06,965 You love football? Great. 169 00:08:07,602 --> 00:08:10,594 I love words, books, ideas. 170 00:08:12,148 --> 00:08:14,355 And I know that a well-turned phrase 171 00:08:14,442 --> 00:08:17,024 is just as valuable, just as beautiful 172 00:08:17,111 --> 00:08:19,773 and just as important as a well-thrown pass. 173 00:08:24,243 --> 00:08:25,483 Well... 174 00:08:27,246 --> 00:08:28,861 I think I owe you an apology. 175 00:08:30,041 --> 00:08:32,202 We just got off on the wrong foot, that's all. 176 00:08:35,421 --> 00:08:37,286 You are wrong about one thing, though. 177 00:08:38,758 --> 00:08:40,544 We don't love football that much. 178 00:08:41,302 --> 00:08:42,302 You don't? 179 00:08:42,386 --> 00:08:44,217 We just like taking showers with niggers. 180 00:08:59,445 --> 00:09:01,686 Would you just drop him on over to the racket club? 181 00:09:01,781 --> 00:09:03,781 - Thank you. - Don't you think he's gettin' better? 182 00:09:03,824 --> 00:09:06,236 A year ago, he would have insulted that man. 183 00:09:06,452 --> 00:09:08,283 I mean, you won't be in football forever. 184 00:09:08,371 --> 00:09:09,952 You ought to take advantage of it now. 185 00:09:10,039 --> 00:09:11,600 What the hell did you do to that guy on the plane? 186 00:09:11,624 --> 00:09:12,739 Join the mile high club? 187 00:09:12,833 --> 00:09:15,165 You know what you are? You're deliberately perverse. 188 00:09:15,503 --> 00:09:17,039 - Is that good? - No. 189 00:09:17,171 --> 00:09:19,878 I mean, gene autry... Who listens to gene autry? 190 00:09:20,007 --> 00:09:21,963 - I listen to gene autry. - You're also retarded. 191 00:09:22,051 --> 00:09:23,962 - That's my girl. - Where's the bearskin rug? 192 00:09:24,178 --> 00:09:25,918 - T.j. Lambert's got it. - He had it. 193 00:09:26,013 --> 00:09:27,628 - Had it? - Right. 194 00:09:28,808 --> 00:09:30,014 Came in here the other night, 195 00:09:30,101 --> 00:09:31,411 there's this stewardess lying there on the rug, 196 00:09:31,435 --> 00:09:33,622 he just rolled her up like a burrito and took off with her. 197 00:09:33,646 --> 00:09:35,307 I heard he ate the rug, too. 198 00:09:36,774 --> 00:09:38,310 I guess I'm home. 199 00:09:38,401 --> 00:09:40,858 - Welcome back. - Would you quit acting like a landlady? 200 00:09:40,945 --> 00:09:42,276 I am the landlady. 201 00:09:44,282 --> 00:09:46,273 Well, in the immortal words of gene autry, 202 00:09:46,367 --> 00:09:48,904 "if you don't care to love me, I wish you'd leave me alone." 203 00:09:51,497 --> 00:09:53,988 A-19, b.C. Puckett here. The one and only. 204 00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:57,075 Read them off, my darling. Barbara Jean. Right. 205 00:09:58,296 --> 00:10:00,082 Ann la... hello? 206 00:10:00,256 --> 00:10:01,462 Ann laller... 207 00:10:01,674 --> 00:10:03,005 Is this all you've been eating? 208 00:10:03,092 --> 00:10:05,754 - Mary Alice... - No, we eat spaghetti and stew. 209 00:10:06,137 --> 00:10:08,093 I know the kind of stew you eat. 210 00:10:08,306 --> 00:10:10,092 Tasty, but not nourishing. 211 00:10:11,309 --> 00:10:12,890 Well, leave her this message. 212 00:10:12,977 --> 00:10:15,343 Tell her I had a vasectomy, and it's impossible. 213 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:23,317 I see you guys have cleaned up your act! 214 00:10:23,404 --> 00:10:25,084 Keepin' the garbage out here on the terrace 215 00:10:25,156 --> 00:10:27,397 instead of throwing it out in the bay. 216 00:10:28,242 --> 00:10:30,429 Hey, leave that alone. We've got a lady who comes in to clean. 217 00:10:30,453 --> 00:10:31,613 By the year? 218 00:10:32,079 --> 00:10:33,615 Just put that stuff in my room. 219 00:10:37,918 --> 00:10:39,704 I can't wait till she sees the bathroom. 220 00:10:48,220 --> 00:10:50,131 Are these the pictures you took in Africa? 221 00:10:50,222 --> 00:10:51,052 Yeah. 222 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:53,347 It's my African portfolio. 223 00:10:53,434 --> 00:10:56,016 You can just put it right up here with my Greek portfolio. 224 00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:57,309 What kind of tree is this? 225 00:10:58,356 --> 00:11:00,472 That's not a tree. That's a giraffe. 226 00:11:01,525 --> 00:11:02,525 See? 227 00:11:02,693 --> 00:11:04,900 He got behind the tree before I got the camera focused. 228 00:11:05,321 --> 00:11:07,312 I didn't know you liked trees so much. 229 00:11:07,406 --> 00:11:10,193 I don't. I just... I just take lousy pictures. 230 00:11:10,993 --> 00:11:12,529 Well, they're good pictures of trees. 231 00:11:12,745 --> 00:11:14,451 Well, I wasn't taking pictures of trees. 232 00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:16,161 I was taking pictures of animals. 233 00:11:16,832 --> 00:11:18,823 Well, you took pictures of trees. 234 00:11:18,918 --> 00:11:21,625 Yeah, because I'm a lousy photographer. 235 00:11:21,712 --> 00:11:24,044 No. Because you chose to take pictures of trees. 236 00:11:24,131 --> 00:11:26,372 Shake, what is going on with you? 237 00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:28,027 I'll tell you what's goin' on with him. 238 00:11:28,135 --> 00:11:29,295 He's found himself. 239 00:11:29,553 --> 00:11:30,963 I didn't know he was lost. 240 00:11:31,097 --> 00:11:32,712 You wanna play some liar's poker for 20? 241 00:11:32,932 --> 00:11:34,388 You can't afford to lose that much. 242 00:11:34,475 --> 00:11:35,681 I've been practicing. 243 00:11:37,019 --> 00:11:38,555 Oh, pair of fours. 244 00:11:38,854 --> 00:11:40,469 - Three eights. - Four nines. 245 00:11:40,981 --> 00:11:43,814 You see, my intention was not to take pictures of trees. 246 00:11:43,901 --> 00:11:46,004 - I mean, the reason that I went to... - Reasons, bullshit. 247 00:11:46,028 --> 00:11:48,110 - Four 10s. - Action is what counts. 248 00:11:48,531 --> 00:11:50,692 All the rest is theory. It's bullshit. 249 00:11:51,283 --> 00:11:54,195 The only reality is in the moment. It's what you're doing that counts. 250 00:11:54,912 --> 00:11:56,640 Not what you think you've been doing or hope you'll be doing. 251 00:11:56,664 --> 00:11:58,074 Do you wanna call my bluff? 252 00:11:58,165 --> 00:12:00,577 And the minute you start talkin' about reasons, 253 00:12:01,043 --> 00:12:02,453 you start labeling, 254 00:12:02,545 --> 00:12:06,037 and labels are just screens between you and what you're really doing. 255 00:12:06,465 --> 00:12:08,501 - Look. - You understand what he said? 256 00:12:08,592 --> 00:12:10,632 Sure, it's clear as a bell. You're labeling screens. 257 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:11,720 That's not what he said. 258 00:12:11,804 --> 00:12:12,919 That's not what you said? 259 00:12:13,097 --> 00:12:16,055 And you're still hung up with the pictures you think you wanted to take. 260 00:12:16,142 --> 00:12:17,494 Yeah, you're hung up on the pictures. 261 00:12:17,518 --> 00:12:18,974 I understood that. 262 00:12:19,061 --> 00:12:21,268 Good. Now, here we are. Four 10s to you. 263 00:12:21,814 --> 00:12:23,679 I wanted to take pictures of animals! 264 00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:27,103 - These are great pictures. - Of trees. 265 00:12:27,403 --> 00:12:28,939 These are great pictures of trees. 266 00:12:29,029 --> 00:12:30,690 Will you stay the fuck out of this, now? 267 00:12:30,781 --> 00:12:32,112 Sorry. Four 10s. 268 00:12:32,616 --> 00:12:33,480 Five nines. 269 00:12:33,576 --> 00:12:35,942 Why can't you just accept what you did? 270 00:12:36,245 --> 00:12:37,985 Well, actually I think you're bluffin'. 271 00:12:38,247 --> 00:12:40,033 Five nines is a lot. 272 00:12:40,249 --> 00:12:42,114 Don't you see? I wanted to take pictures... 273 00:12:42,209 --> 00:12:45,042 Forget what you wanted to do. Forget what you meant to do. 274 00:12:45,129 --> 00:12:47,399 And look at what you did. Not what you think you didn't do. 275 00:12:47,423 --> 00:12:48,650 There's a million things you didn't do. 276 00:12:48,674 --> 00:12:50,414 You didn't take any pictures of studebakers. 277 00:12:51,886 --> 00:12:54,502 You're not bad at animals, you're just real good at trees. 278 00:12:54,597 --> 00:12:56,241 I think I'll just have to call your bluff, okay? 279 00:12:56,265 --> 00:12:57,265 Well, I mean... 280 00:12:59,185 --> 00:13:00,641 They're not bad. I mean, for trees. 281 00:13:01,353 --> 00:13:03,218 They're beautiful. 282 00:13:03,314 --> 00:13:05,851 You found yourself? For real? 283 00:13:07,401 --> 00:13:08,561 Well, what's real? 284 00:13:08,736 --> 00:13:09,851 Shit. 285 00:13:12,031 --> 00:13:14,022 When you play my kind of game, 286 00:13:14,116 --> 00:13:16,107 you need more than just a few hours protection, 287 00:13:16,243 --> 00:13:18,279 you need all day protection. 288 00:13:18,496 --> 00:13:20,032 And that's what mitchum brings you. 289 00:13:20,539 --> 00:13:21,949 24 hours a day. 290 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:23,656 Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! 291 00:13:23,751 --> 00:13:24,831 Shh... cut! 292 00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:26,159 - Beautiful. - Don't print that. 293 00:13:26,212 --> 00:13:27,564 - Don't worry, man. - Listen, listen... 294 00:13:27,588 --> 00:13:29,078 I can shellac your armpits. 295 00:13:29,173 --> 00:13:30,484 Would you lower the sheet on this one a little. 296 00:13:30,508 --> 00:13:32,444 Just get a little more of what they're paying for, you know. 297 00:13:32,468 --> 00:13:33,468 - Huh? - Down lower. 298 00:13:33,552 --> 00:13:34,587 Down lower. 299 00:13:34,678 --> 00:13:36,281 - Faster, faster. - And take this off, will you? 300 00:13:36,305 --> 00:13:37,715 Farm workers can't afford mitchum. 301 00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:41,140 I'll hold it. There you go. 302 00:13:42,436 --> 00:13:44,347 He's a real bucket of chuckles, isn't he? 303 00:13:44,438 --> 00:13:46,679 - You need one of these commercials. - Need one of those! 304 00:13:46,774 --> 00:13:47,684 That's exactly right. 305 00:13:47,775 --> 00:13:49,857 I wish I had one of these when I did my commercial. 306 00:13:49,985 --> 00:13:51,771 I ooks like we should... 307 00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:54,190 - Hello. How are you? - Come here. 308 00:13:54,281 --> 00:13:56,112 Don't do that. These people have work to do. 309 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,316 - Let me just se if I can check her... - Behave! 310 00:13:58,410 --> 00:14:01,823 - Do I have to stop? - What's the matter with you? 311 00:14:01,914 --> 00:14:03,450 Excuse me, I really am sorry. 312 00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:04,576 Get out of here! 313 00:14:06,627 --> 00:14:08,492 Hooper, let go of my leg! 314 00:14:08,921 --> 00:14:11,583 Let go of my leg! 315 00:14:11,674 --> 00:14:14,962 Yeah, let's do it again right away, right away. 316 00:14:15,052 --> 00:14:16,792 Okay. Let's get a rehearsal, now. 317 00:14:16,887 --> 00:14:19,128 Pooper, why don't you get me a commercial like that? 318 00:14:19,223 --> 00:14:21,259 You're identified with the wrong product. 319 00:14:21,350 --> 00:14:22,994 He's gonna be all right. Once they start rollin'. 320 00:14:23,018 --> 00:14:24,428 If you don't fuck him up. 321 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,560 I'm tryin' to help him, I'm the one with experience. 322 00:14:26,647 --> 00:14:28,558 You did one commercial, Billy Clyde. 323 00:14:28,649 --> 00:14:29,980 Well, that's experience. 324 00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:32,558 You call that experience? For condoms? 325 00:14:32,736 --> 00:14:33,851 It was a good product. 326 00:14:34,947 --> 00:14:37,029 - "Come on, boys, stick it in." - Stop. 327 00:14:37,116 --> 00:14:38,822 "It won't pinch. It's paper thin." 328 00:14:38,993 --> 00:14:41,484 That is exactly what I'm talking about. Do you understand? 329 00:14:43,205 --> 00:14:46,072 It wasn't even network, it was cable. 330 00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:47,576 Narrow minds, narrow little minds. 331 00:14:47,668 --> 00:14:50,159 They wouldn't put it on national television. It ain't my fault. 332 00:14:51,338 --> 00:14:53,124 Mitchum spot. Take three. Mark. 333 00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:55,794 All right, now. Relate to the bottle. 334 00:14:55,885 --> 00:14:58,718 All you care about is fuckin' and football, 335 00:14:58,804 --> 00:15:00,635 - in that order. - True. 336 00:15:00,723 --> 00:15:04,136 When you play my kind of game, you need more than a mouthwash. 337 00:15:04,226 --> 00:15:05,704 - Cut. Cut it. - You need a prefrontal lobotomy. 338 00:15:05,728 --> 00:15:06,843 Cut, cut. That's cute. 339 00:15:06,937 --> 00:15:09,082 You'd diddle an alligator if somebody drained the pond. 340 00:15:09,106 --> 00:15:10,892 Don't have to drain the pond. 341 00:15:10,983 --> 00:15:13,623 I'm gonna put this one right here and you relate to this one. Okay? 342 00:15:13,777 --> 00:15:15,608 Listen, I know this is no fun. I'm sorry. 343 00:15:15,696 --> 00:15:18,091 - I'm under a lot of pressure, too. - No problem. No problem. 344 00:15:18,115 --> 00:15:19,835 You got your responsibility, and I got mine. 345 00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:21,823 Thanks. And act like you smell good. 346 00:15:23,913 --> 00:15:25,403 Okay. Ready for rehearsal. 347 00:15:25,789 --> 00:15:27,199 Fuck warm mud if they held it. 348 00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,156 - Shut up. - And action! 349 00:15:29,251 --> 00:15:31,617 I haven't used a deodorant today. 350 00:15:31,712 --> 00:15:33,452 I may not again tomorrow, 351 00:15:34,715 --> 00:15:37,377 because I use mitchum, the long-lasting... 352 00:15:37,468 --> 00:15:38,503 Cut! Cut! 353 00:15:38,594 --> 00:15:40,926 Shake, what are you doin"? Shake, stop it. Stop it. 354 00:15:41,013 --> 00:15:43,299 Cut it! Call my ex... cut it! 355 00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:45,266 Mitchum. 356 00:15:45,309 --> 00:15:47,595 Now, you know I ain't one of them old-fashioned parents. 357 00:15:47,686 --> 00:15:50,553 Your mama died. I read every one of them books. 358 00:15:50,814 --> 00:15:52,850 You've been raised liberal, Barbara Jane. 359 00:15:53,317 --> 00:15:55,462 So it ain't just you gettin' married all of them times... 360 00:15:55,486 --> 00:15:57,166 Twice, daddy. I've just been married twice. 361 00:15:57,237 --> 00:15:59,853 Just how come you're the one always payin' alimony? 362 00:16:00,532 --> 00:16:03,023 Well, I'm the one who wanted out. It just seems fair. 363 00:16:03,118 --> 00:16:04,779 Oh, comes to money, 364 00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:07,077 stickin' it in the other fella's gizzard, that's fair. 365 00:16:07,164 --> 00:16:08,324 - Daddy... - And, and... 366 00:16:08,415 --> 00:16:10,622 You're gotta stop living with Billy Clyde and shake. 367 00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:12,745 What crazy notion took you this time? 368 00:16:12,836 --> 00:16:14,292 We're in the playoffs now. 369 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:16,541 We're in the spotlight of publicity. 370 00:16:16,632 --> 00:16:19,248 It don't look right, my daughter livin' with two of my players. 371 00:16:20,844 --> 00:16:22,584 I'm not sleeping with them, daddy. 372 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:23,840 Well, that's what I mean. 373 00:16:25,182 --> 00:16:26,262 It ain't normal. 374 00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:29,766 You're a grown woman, Barbara Jane. 375 00:16:29,853 --> 00:16:32,413 How do you think it looks? You livin' with them and not doin' it? 376 00:16:33,565 --> 00:16:35,125 Folks will think you all a passel of... 377 00:16:36,151 --> 00:16:39,143 I don't know... Whatever they call 'em. 378 00:16:40,155 --> 00:16:41,361 Friends. 379 00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:44,523 It's goddamn unnatural. 380 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,206 Alvin! 381 00:16:54,753 --> 00:16:56,789 Way to go! Way to go! Yes, sir? 382 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,087 Alvin, I got a new play, here I want you to put in. 383 00:16:59,174 --> 00:17:00,819 - You... - Come to me in the middle of the night. 384 00:17:00,843 --> 00:17:02,049 - A new play, sir? - Yeah. 385 00:17:05,055 --> 00:17:06,465 - Right now, sir? - Sure. 386 00:17:10,978 --> 00:17:12,514 Think I could have been adopted? 387 00:17:14,982 --> 00:17:17,143 Maybe I was switched in my crib at the hospital. 388 00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:21,112 You let your hair grow. 389 00:17:23,365 --> 00:17:24,980 You let your hair grow. 390 00:17:25,075 --> 00:17:26,736 Oh, yeah. You did, too. 391 00:17:27,327 --> 00:17:28,487 I like it. 392 00:17:30,414 --> 00:17:31,824 Go for this one. 393 00:17:35,586 --> 00:17:38,248 - You still throw like a girl. - You caught it. 394 00:17:40,174 --> 00:17:42,085 I'm catchin' almost everythin' now. 395 00:17:46,430 --> 00:17:48,136 - Oh, man. - Well, you always did. 396 00:17:48,307 --> 00:17:51,219 No. There was a time, back in the first part of the season, 397 00:17:51,518 --> 00:17:54,260 I was droppin' everything. Got real serious. 398 00:17:54,646 --> 00:17:56,762 - Then I went to beat. - Went to beat who? 399 00:17:58,442 --> 00:18:00,353 Bismark energy attack training. 400 00:18:00,444 --> 00:18:01,559 I read about that. 401 00:18:01,653 --> 00:18:03,173 It helps you get your head together... 402 00:18:04,990 --> 00:18:06,400 Teaches you to live in the present. 403 00:18:08,535 --> 00:18:10,071 Friedrich's a hell of a teacher. 404 00:18:10,579 --> 00:18:11,443 Friedrich? 405 00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:13,119 Friedrich bismark, he founded it. 406 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:15,743 He's somethin' else. 407 00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:16,949 What else? 408 00:18:17,086 --> 00:18:18,166 I don't know. 409 00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:20,459 It's hard to describe. 410 00:18:21,965 --> 00:18:22,965 He just knows. 411 00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:24,050 Knows what? 412 00:18:24,384 --> 00:18:25,419 He knows. 413 00:18:25,636 --> 00:18:26,967 What? 414 00:18:27,262 --> 00:18:30,129 You know, there's lots of people gettin' into stuff like beat now, 415 00:18:30,516 --> 00:18:32,006 and not just fucked-up people. 416 00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:34,925 Like movie actors and rock stars. 417 00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:36,931 People like... 418 00:18:37,022 --> 00:18:40,264 What's his name? John Denver, Valerie Harper, Joe namath. 419 00:18:40,984 --> 00:18:42,144 Makes you feel better? 420 00:18:45,781 --> 00:18:47,112 You've got gray in it. 421 00:18:51,203 --> 00:18:53,660 What's that goddamn commie doin' out of uniform? 422 00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:56,576 Where do you think you are, boy? 423 00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,790 You think you're just over here for detente? 424 00:18:59,378 --> 00:19:00,743 All right, boys, that's it! 425 00:19:00,921 --> 00:19:03,003 This here is practice! 426 00:19:03,257 --> 00:19:06,966 You on this team, you practice like every other son of a bitch. 427 00:19:25,779 --> 00:19:27,315 Hell of a kick. 428 00:19:29,575 --> 00:19:31,111 - Howdy? - Okay. 429 00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:32,929 Okay, where y'all wanna go feed tonight? 430 00:19:32,953 --> 00:19:35,056 You wanna go to that new French restaurant over on key biscayne? 431 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,571 I'm takin' her to a consciousness seminar. 432 00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:39,118 To do what? 433 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,496 What the hell you wanna go to that for? 434 00:19:41,587 --> 00:19:43,999 If it helps, I wanna know what it's about. 435 00:19:44,089 --> 00:19:46,330 I'll tell you what it's about. It's about 48 hours long. 436 00:19:46,425 --> 00:19:48,416 They won't let you take a piss for the first 12. 437 00:19:49,094 --> 00:19:52,086 We do worry about each other. Don't we, Billy Clyde? 438 00:19:52,347 --> 00:19:53,883 We'll see you later. 439 00:20:02,024 --> 00:20:04,891 - You fellas mind if I come in here? - Slide right in here, darling. 440 00:20:07,237 --> 00:20:09,444 Hello. Hello. Hello. 441 00:20:09,907 --> 00:20:12,547 - Come here, you little rascal. - I brought you a little somethin'. 442 00:20:15,162 --> 00:20:16,777 I've just been waiting for you. 443 00:20:20,042 --> 00:20:21,248 Excuse me. 444 00:20:21,543 --> 00:20:23,408 Fasten your seat belt, please. 445 00:20:24,588 --> 00:20:27,045 Your seat belt. Fasten it. 446 00:20:27,257 --> 00:20:28,667 You got anything cool in there? 447 00:20:29,468 --> 00:20:31,083 Hey, are you okay? 448 00:20:31,178 --> 00:20:32,509 I'll be okay. I'm just... 449 00:20:32,596 --> 00:20:34,449 I'm one of those white-knuckle flyers, you know. 450 00:20:34,473 --> 00:20:37,010 I just fall apart like a $2 suit on a tickle. 451 00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:38,286 Can I get you a drink, sir? 452 00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:40,596 Ever since my helicopter went down in Vietnam, 453 00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:41,767 I've been like that. 454 00:20:41,855 --> 00:20:43,061 Your helicopter went down? 455 00:20:43,148 --> 00:20:45,514 Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it, though. I'll be... 456 00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:48,688 Sorry, I'll be all right. I'll be okay. Just... listen. 457 00:20:49,571 --> 00:20:53,063 Would it be all right... I know it's really an imposition... 458 00:20:53,575 --> 00:20:55,386 Would it be all right, if I went back there in the back 459 00:20:55,410 --> 00:20:56,775 and sat with you when we take off? 460 00:20:56,870 --> 00:20:59,486 'Cause I need somebody to talk to. They won't talk to me. 461 00:20:59,623 --> 00:21:00,808 - In the back? - I know you're not allowed, 462 00:21:00,832 --> 00:21:02,727 - but you can break the rules. - 1 can't. I'll be fired. 463 00:21:02,751 --> 00:21:03,991 Thank you very much. 464 00:21:04,586 --> 00:21:07,544 This would look very good if we weren't going to such a cold climate. 465 00:21:07,631 --> 00:21:09,371 I'm more nervous than you. My god. 466 00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:11,168 Oh, boy. 467 00:21:19,059 --> 00:21:21,220 905... 903. 468 00:21:21,478 --> 00:21:23,719 We're right next door to each other, darling. 469 00:21:23,814 --> 00:21:25,574 Sure you don't wanna bring some more luggage? 470 00:21:25,649 --> 00:21:27,310 You're gonna be here over 24 hours. 471 00:21:48,213 --> 00:21:50,750 Why, Barbara Jane bookman, as I live and breathe. 472 00:21:51,091 --> 00:21:54,549 Why, Marvin tiller, whatever are you doing in this fancy hotel? 473 00:21:57,597 --> 00:22:02,261 What are you doing the rest of your life? 474 00:22:02,352 --> 00:22:06,265 North and south and east and west of your life 475 00:22:06,356 --> 00:22:08,347 I have only one request 476 00:22:08,442 --> 00:22:10,162 I'm gonna have another drink. How about you? 477 00:22:10,402 --> 00:22:12,313 Oh, I think I'm gonna go to bed. 478 00:22:13,363 --> 00:22:14,694 It's the shank of the evening. 479 00:22:14,781 --> 00:22:16,772 I know. But I've got a big game to watch tomorrow. 480 00:22:17,951 --> 00:22:20,237 Think I'll stack up a few zs myself. 481 00:22:20,329 --> 00:22:21,910 It ain't even curfew. 482 00:22:21,997 --> 00:22:23,391 You're a captain. You can take care of yourself. 483 00:22:23,415 --> 00:22:24,415 Good night. 484 00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:27,453 I'll get the... I'll get the check. 485 00:22:27,919 --> 00:22:29,750 Billy Clyde! Billy Clyde! 486 00:22:30,047 --> 00:22:31,082 Come here, man. 487 00:22:32,758 --> 00:22:35,044 I want you to meet one of your admirers from the gridiron. 488 00:22:37,346 --> 00:22:39,712 Billy Clyde Puckett, earlene ever-ready. 489 00:22:39,890 --> 00:22:41,300 Her battery never runs out. 490 00:22:41,391 --> 00:22:43,222 Earlene's lookin' for a little bit of action. 491 00:22:43,310 --> 00:22:45,096 She ain't gonna find it here. 492 00:22:46,188 --> 00:22:49,021 I thought you football players were supposed to be manly. 493 00:22:50,192 --> 00:22:52,478 Look at him just sittin' there. 494 00:22:52,569 --> 00:22:55,231 He's big, but he ain't manly. 495 00:23:04,998 --> 00:23:07,705 You don't come near me till you brush your teeth! 496 00:23:08,001 --> 00:23:09,662 Come on, kids. How about that? 497 00:23:11,505 --> 00:23:13,791 Oh, you do have a tiny ass. 498 00:23:13,882 --> 00:23:17,374 I mean, your ass is tiny! 499 00:23:17,469 --> 00:23:19,155 - Did you ever see such a tiny ass? - Tiny ass! 500 00:23:19,179 --> 00:23:20,544 It can fit in my hand. 501 00:23:23,558 --> 00:23:26,425 Oh, earlene, you darling, you. 502 00:23:26,853 --> 00:23:29,219 I really would like to, earlene. I really would. 503 00:23:29,564 --> 00:23:30,895 I'm just gonna have to tell you. 504 00:23:31,108 --> 00:23:33,520 You see, I'm afraid once you and I got started, 505 00:23:33,777 --> 00:23:36,393 I'm liable to fall in there and be gone for days. 506 00:23:39,116 --> 00:23:40,356 Beautiful, baby! 507 00:23:42,244 --> 00:23:43,609 Hey, you lost! 508 00:24:03,265 --> 00:24:04,471 Bj? 509 00:24:05,851 --> 00:24:07,731 Leave the key in the door for me or the janitor? 510 00:24:10,397 --> 00:24:11,512 Bj? 511 00:24:24,578 --> 00:24:26,114 And why not? 512 00:24:26,204 --> 00:24:27,990 Because we got a game to play, man. 513 00:24:28,081 --> 00:24:29,851 I know you ain't played in the last three games. 514 00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:31,411 They roll the sidewalks up early. 515 00:24:31,501 --> 00:24:32,786 Come on. Get up, man. 516 00:24:37,883 --> 00:24:39,214 I'll sleep on the roof. 517 00:24:39,301 --> 00:24:42,134 I ain't gonna sleep here. But I'll tell you what you gonna do. 518 00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:43,990 Come on, man. I don't know about you, but it's getting late. 519 00:24:44,014 --> 00:24:45,345 We've got a game to play tomorrow. 520 00:24:45,432 --> 00:24:48,765 You cannot sit here drinkin' all night. 521 00:24:52,105 --> 00:24:53,720 - Hi, guys. - What do you say, bc? 522 00:24:54,566 --> 00:24:56,181 - Couldn't sleep. - Oh, yeah. 523 00:24:56,318 --> 00:24:58,400 Thought I'd have a couple beers. It might help. 524 00:24:58,487 --> 00:24:59,797 - Couple of beers might help. - Yeah. 525 00:24:59,821 --> 00:25:01,632 Why don't you come up to the room with us and have a couple of beers. 526 00:25:01,656 --> 00:25:03,396 I don't wanna drink in the room. 527 00:25:09,581 --> 00:25:11,162 You don't give up, do you? 528 00:25:11,249 --> 00:25:12,989 You wouldn't like me if I did. 529 00:25:41,530 --> 00:25:42,690 Buy you a drink? 530 00:25:43,782 --> 00:25:45,318 Thanks for nothin'. I got a drink. 531 00:25:47,410 --> 00:25:48,775 I'll buy you another drink. 532 00:25:49,204 --> 00:25:50,865 Can we have two more of the same here? 533 00:25:50,956 --> 00:25:53,368 Sure thing, but it's about 10 minutes till we close up. 534 00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:57,830 See, the thing is, you don't understand about football players, 535 00:25:58,213 --> 00:26:00,124 especially the night before the big game. 536 00:26:01,091 --> 00:26:02,547 I understand plenty. 537 00:26:04,094 --> 00:26:05,755 See, they take it out on everybody. 538 00:26:05,845 --> 00:26:09,679 I mean, they make other people, like the opposing team, 539 00:26:09,766 --> 00:26:13,099 and they're usually a little bit scared of the opposing team, 540 00:26:13,186 --> 00:26:17,771 so they try to make people the opposite of what they are. 541 00:26:18,858 --> 00:26:20,644 What are you talkin' about? 542 00:26:20,819 --> 00:26:24,437 Well, you see, the other team's usually big and strong, 543 00:26:25,073 --> 00:26:28,531 so what we do is we make them weak and small in our head. 544 00:26:29,744 --> 00:26:31,780 Make them the opposite of what they are, 545 00:26:32,956 --> 00:26:36,369 and then it seems to be all right. 546 00:26:39,170 --> 00:26:41,912 - What's that got to do... - That's what I did with you. 547 00:26:42,632 --> 00:26:45,795 I mean, you're big... Big and sexy, 548 00:26:46,928 --> 00:26:48,338 sexy and big. 549 00:26:49,264 --> 00:26:52,381 So what I did was I made you the opposite of that. 550 00:26:52,601 --> 00:26:57,140 I changed you around, like I would the opposing team. 551 00:27:00,984 --> 00:27:02,190 Is that what you did? 552 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,320 You know what? 553 00:27:06,323 --> 00:27:07,529 Big women turn me on. 554 00:27:10,327 --> 00:27:11,942 I mean, it isn't just a physical thing. 555 00:27:15,290 --> 00:27:16,530 I mean, big women 556 00:27:17,959 --> 00:27:19,449 have big feelings. 557 00:27:20,086 --> 00:27:24,079 As opposed to little women who have small feelings. 558 00:27:27,385 --> 00:27:29,967 There's nothin' sexier in the world 559 00:27:30,430 --> 00:27:32,421 than a woman who knows she's a real woman. 560 00:27:40,106 --> 00:27:41,642 What are you lookin' for? 561 00:27:41,816 --> 00:27:42,896 Nothing. 562 00:27:44,152 --> 00:27:45,187 Where is your room? 563 00:27:45,403 --> 00:27:46,859 Right down at the end of the hall. 564 00:27:47,405 --> 00:27:49,862 - Down at the end of the hall? - Yep. 565 00:27:49,949 --> 00:27:51,314 You got the whole team in there? 566 00:27:51,409 --> 00:27:52,649 Come on. 567 00:27:53,203 --> 00:27:54,818 This is some kind of setup. I... 568 00:27:56,498 --> 00:27:57,863 I really got to go, I think. 569 00:27:59,793 --> 00:28:01,078 I tell you what. 570 00:28:01,169 --> 00:28:04,161 If you don't wanna do nothing, we won't do nothin', okay? 571 00:28:04,798 --> 00:28:05,833 Okay. 572 00:28:17,310 --> 00:28:18,720 Nobody in the bathroom. 573 00:28:19,896 --> 00:28:21,306 Nobody under the bed. 574 00:28:24,901 --> 00:28:26,391 No football players anywhere. 575 00:28:29,781 --> 00:28:31,112 Are you kinky? 576 00:28:31,282 --> 00:28:32,442 Those ain't mine. 577 00:28:32,826 --> 00:28:34,032 Those are Barbara Jane's. 578 00:28:35,912 --> 00:28:36,822 See, I ex... 579 00:28:36,913 --> 00:28:40,701 Exchanged rooms with a friend of mine. 580 00:28:41,835 --> 00:28:42,870 Okay? 581 00:28:51,761 --> 00:28:52,841 Come here. 582 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:54,886 You're laughin'. 583 00:28:55,014 --> 00:28:56,299 I ain't laughin. I'm smilin... 584 00:28:57,517 --> 00:28:59,633 Are you sure this isn't some kind of a... 585 00:29:01,563 --> 00:29:04,270 I mean, you know, you're gonna go tell the guys. 586 00:29:04,899 --> 00:29:09,438 L, I just smile all the time when I feel good. 587 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,487 I'm like a cheshire cat. When I feel good, I just smile. 588 00:29:13,199 --> 00:29:14,780 You must feel good. 589 00:29:16,745 --> 00:29:17,985 Well... 590 00:29:22,417 --> 00:29:24,829 Don't you wanna turn off the light? 591 00:29:26,004 --> 00:29:28,211 Why? We ain't got nothin' to hide. 592 00:29:31,468 --> 00:29:32,468 Turn off the light. 593 00:30:11,633 --> 00:30:13,339 - Kill him! - Break his ass! 594 00:31:24,289 --> 00:31:25,574 Okay, boys! 595 00:31:26,499 --> 00:31:27,705 Supper's ready! 596 00:31:28,376 --> 00:31:30,037 Billy Clyde, food's on! 597 00:31:31,212 --> 00:31:32,212 Shake? 598 00:31:36,593 --> 00:31:38,208 That doesn't look very comfortable. 599 00:31:53,526 --> 00:31:55,437 Christ! Don't stop now! 600 00:31:55,528 --> 00:31:57,393 Come on, buddy. Get it while it's hot. 601 00:31:57,780 --> 00:31:58,940 It is hot. 602 00:31:59,699 --> 00:32:01,189 Supper's ready, Billy Clyde. 603 00:32:01,993 --> 00:32:03,529 You go ahead and eat. I ain't hungry. 604 00:32:04,370 --> 00:32:05,906 What's the matter? You feelin' poorly? 605 00:32:06,289 --> 00:32:07,574 No. I feel fine. 606 00:32:09,584 --> 00:32:12,701 Now, last time you weren't hungry was in 10th grade when you had the measles. 607 00:32:13,630 --> 00:32:16,167 No, I never felt better, I've just got work to do, that's all. 608 00:32:16,424 --> 00:32:17,630 What kind of work? 609 00:32:21,554 --> 00:32:22,634 I'm writin' a book. 610 00:32:24,766 --> 00:32:26,722 Are you sure you feel all right? 611 00:32:27,936 --> 00:32:29,051 I'll eat something later. 612 00:32:32,774 --> 00:32:34,230 Now, how come you changed your mind? 613 00:32:34,317 --> 00:32:35,932 You were right about one thing. 614 00:32:37,153 --> 00:32:38,563 There comes a point in a man's life 615 00:32:38,655 --> 00:32:41,863 when he's got to think of something other than fuckin' and football. 616 00:32:41,950 --> 00:32:44,316 I don't think you've reached that time, Billy Clyde. 617 00:32:44,410 --> 00:32:46,116 Supper's gettin' cold. 618 00:32:46,204 --> 00:32:48,164 You know what? He says he's gonna write that book. 619 00:32:48,247 --> 00:32:49,111 Terrific. 620 00:32:49,207 --> 00:32:50,868 - You don't believe him. - Do you? 621 00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:57,666 How about if I have hooper put out a press release? 622 00:32:58,091 --> 00:32:59,171 Fine. 623 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:00,736 Just so it isn't anything embarrassin', 624 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,967 you know I ain't no nobel prize winner or anything. 625 00:33:03,054 --> 00:33:04,840 You know what we could do? I mean... 626 00:33:05,306 --> 00:33:06,887 You write this book. 627 00:33:07,100 --> 00:33:10,467 Well, then I could write up a contract, you know, and tie the advances to games. 628 00:33:10,561 --> 00:33:13,143 So we could get so much if we beat Denver this week, 629 00:33:13,231 --> 00:33:15,222 and we'd get a lot more if we win the super bowl. 630 00:33:15,316 --> 00:33:17,523 Now, that is worth a movie sale. 631 00:33:17,610 --> 00:33:20,773 You'll be semi-rich and go on talk shows with movie stars. 632 00:33:21,489 --> 00:33:23,070 Well, I ain't doin' this for the money. 633 00:33:23,616 --> 00:33:25,106 See, I'm writin' this book from here, 634 00:33:25,994 --> 00:33:27,700 which is where real books come from. 635 00:33:29,914 --> 00:33:31,199 Save you some supper. 636 00:33:38,631 --> 00:33:41,839 Keep on dancin'. They're still payin' old gene for that song. 637 00:33:41,926 --> 00:33:43,757 Hey, Charlie, where did you find this? 638 00:33:43,845 --> 00:33:45,364 I'm glad you're down here where it's warm, 639 00:33:45,388 --> 00:33:47,188 they're freezin' to death back in the big "d." 640 00:33:49,517 --> 00:33:51,678 - What do you think? - Pure dirty leg. 641 00:33:52,437 --> 00:33:53,597 I ower. 642 00:33:53,896 --> 00:33:56,103 Lower than a five? What do you think, bj? 643 00:33:58,818 --> 00:34:00,683 Great. She's a head-cold all the way. 644 00:34:01,612 --> 00:34:02,772 There's a seven. 645 00:34:02,864 --> 00:34:04,650 - The one in red? - Yeah. 646 00:34:04,741 --> 00:34:06,356 Yeah, she looks about semi-rich. 647 00:34:07,785 --> 00:34:08,900 Whoa, son! 648 00:34:10,204 --> 00:34:12,115 There's some woman, might be a nine. 649 00:34:12,331 --> 00:34:13,571 Where's a nine? 650 00:34:14,709 --> 00:34:16,040 You're the only nine I know. 651 00:34:16,127 --> 00:34:17,537 - Eight and a half. - I'ma 10. 652 00:34:17,879 --> 00:34:19,085 Ain't no such thing as a 10. 653 00:34:19,172 --> 00:34:20,628 Are you gonna start that shit again? 654 00:34:20,882 --> 00:34:23,419 You're close, honey, but you ain't no 10. 655 00:34:23,509 --> 00:34:24,509 I damn sure am. 656 00:34:24,594 --> 00:34:26,459 There ain't no such thing in the world as a 10. 657 00:34:26,554 --> 00:34:28,590 And you thought Emily kirkland was a 10. 658 00:34:28,681 --> 00:34:31,343 No, I thought Emily kirkland and her sister together were a 10. 659 00:34:35,271 --> 00:34:37,057 It's a question of responsibility, Roger. 660 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,682 If you can't get the ballrooms open an hour before the training begins, 661 00:34:40,777 --> 00:34:44,395 well, then maybe you could suggest someone to resume that responsibility. 662 00:34:45,114 --> 00:34:46,229 Okay, Roger? 663 00:34:57,794 --> 00:34:59,705 - Shake! - Friedrich. 664 00:34:59,796 --> 00:35:01,912 Barbara Jane bookman, this is friedrich bismark. 665 00:35:02,006 --> 00:35:03,337 I'll get back to you. 666 00:35:04,258 --> 00:35:05,668 - Hi. - Nice to meet you. 667 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,466 It's really nice to meet you. 668 00:35:07,595 --> 00:35:10,052 That was a great game in green bay. How did you do that? 669 00:35:10,139 --> 00:35:11,254 I just did it. 670 00:35:11,349 --> 00:35:13,010 You just do or you don't, right? 671 00:35:13,101 --> 00:35:14,261 Get that, Andrew. 672 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,346 I've been telling Barbara Jane about beat. 673 00:35:16,562 --> 00:35:18,518 Well, I hope you're not looking for any answers. 674 00:35:18,981 --> 00:35:21,063 Oh, I don't even know the questions. 675 00:35:21,150 --> 00:35:24,142 There aren't any questions. That's why there aren't any answers. 676 00:35:24,362 --> 00:35:26,318 Wow! Look at that Turkey! Whoo! 677 00:35:31,994 --> 00:35:34,485 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 678 00:35:38,543 --> 00:35:41,626 T.j., you pull that girl back, you hear? We got a big game Sunday. 679 00:35:41,796 --> 00:35:43,627 - Hooper! - Mr. bookman. 680 00:35:43,714 --> 00:35:45,067 Ain't I got a helicopter around here somewhere? 681 00:35:45,091 --> 00:35:46,693 - Yes, sir. Right over there. - Maybe we can hook on to her 682 00:35:46,717 --> 00:35:49,459 - and reel her back in that way. - She's not a fish, daddy. Hooper, 683 00:35:49,554 --> 00:35:51,198 would you go in the house and get a mattress? 684 00:35:51,222 --> 00:35:53,053 - The beds are all made. - Damn, t.J. 685 00:35:53,141 --> 00:35:54,677 Just ain't got the Christmas spirit. 686 00:35:56,602 --> 00:35:58,684 Quick! Play something! 687 00:36:05,027 --> 00:36:06,767 You're not going to lift a finger, are you? 688 00:36:06,863 --> 00:36:08,882 You're just going to stand there and not do a goddamn thing? 689 00:36:08,906 --> 00:36:11,135 Well, you didn't see it. You see, I sent shake up there to help. 690 00:36:11,159 --> 00:36:13,696 No! You big Turkey! 691 00:36:13,995 --> 00:36:15,531 Let me down! 692 00:36:17,165 --> 00:36:19,872 No! No! No! Don't, don't let me down! 693 00:36:19,959 --> 00:36:21,290 Bring me up! 694 00:36:21,377 --> 00:36:23,288 What you gonna do with her, t.J.? 695 00:36:23,379 --> 00:36:25,244 - Oh! No! - I don't know. 696 00:36:25,339 --> 00:36:26,954 Well, you sure taught her a lesson. 697 00:36:27,049 --> 00:36:28,459 Yeah. 698 00:36:28,551 --> 00:36:30,132 Why don't you just bring her on back up? 699 00:36:30,219 --> 00:36:31,755 No, no. 700 00:36:31,846 --> 00:36:33,552 No, she'll scratch and bite me. 701 00:36:33,639 --> 00:36:35,254 I won't! I won't! 702 00:36:35,349 --> 00:36:36,964 Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. 703 00:36:37,059 --> 00:36:38,619 I guess you better just drop her, then. 704 00:36:38,644 --> 00:36:40,976 Yeah? You think so, huh? 705 00:36:41,063 --> 00:36:42,178 What do you want to do? 706 00:36:45,234 --> 00:36:46,440 I don't know. 707 00:36:48,154 --> 00:36:49,485 If I drop her, 708 00:36:50,656 --> 00:36:52,112 folks are going to be mad at me. 709 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,200 No! 710 00:36:53,284 --> 00:36:54,649 But if I pull her back, 711 00:36:55,995 --> 00:36:57,155 they're going to laugh at me. 712 00:36:59,749 --> 00:37:01,660 I don't like people laughing at me, shake. 713 00:37:02,126 --> 00:37:03,241 Screw 'em. 714 00:37:03,669 --> 00:37:05,955 Let's find out what you really want to do, 715 00:37:06,047 --> 00:37:07,628 then you just go ahead and do it. 716 00:37:07,715 --> 00:37:08,875 Even droppin' her? 717 00:37:08,966 --> 00:37:10,331 Whatever you choose, man. 718 00:37:10,426 --> 00:37:11,546 As long as it's your choice, 719 00:37:11,594 --> 00:37:13,835 it's going to be right, t.J., 'cause you're perfect. 720 00:37:16,474 --> 00:37:18,055 You really think I'm perfect? 721 00:37:18,142 --> 00:37:19,507 Hell, I know you're perfect. 722 00:37:20,478 --> 00:37:21,968 No matter what I do? 723 00:37:22,188 --> 00:37:23,428 No matter what. 724 00:37:27,485 --> 00:37:29,726 Come on up here, you noisy thing. 725 00:37:30,821 --> 00:37:32,027 Hang on. 726 00:37:35,618 --> 00:37:37,074 Un-fucking-believable. 727 00:37:38,162 --> 00:37:41,780 Well, I sent shake up there to help, you know. 728 00:37:44,418 --> 00:37:46,534 The way he did it, he was so... 729 00:37:46,629 --> 00:37:48,189 God, he was so positive. It was like... 730 00:37:48,214 --> 00:37:49,249 Yeah. 731 00:37:49,507 --> 00:37:50,901 He really knew what he was doing. He was amazing. 732 00:37:50,925 --> 00:37:53,041 Well, I got to get back to writing my book. 733 00:37:53,928 --> 00:37:57,136 A writer can't be partying around like this. You know what I mean? 734 00:37:57,390 --> 00:38:00,350 - I never saw anything like it. - A writer has to be dedicated to his work. 735 00:38:00,768 --> 00:38:01,848 Write a lot. 736 00:38:05,314 --> 00:38:08,181 Hey, senor! Get through with that shit 737 00:38:08,276 --> 00:38:10,642 and give these people something they can dance to. 738 00:38:10,778 --> 00:38:12,518 Now, come on, folks. This is still a party. 739 00:38:12,613 --> 00:38:14,899 And it's going to be a party till the sun goes down! 740 00:38:14,991 --> 00:38:16,447 That's more like it! 741 00:38:20,454 --> 00:38:21,454 Shake. 742 00:38:22,164 --> 00:38:23,324 That was magnificent. 743 00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:25,740 Now, I really mean it. 744 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,536 I'd like you to consider becoming a beat trainer for me someday. 745 00:38:32,341 --> 00:38:34,923 When you're finished with football, of course. 746 00:38:38,264 --> 00:38:40,175 Have you seen Billy Clyde? 747 00:38:40,266 --> 00:38:41,802 Going to the house, last I seen him. 748 00:38:42,476 --> 00:38:44,137 Put that beard back on. 749 00:38:44,228 --> 00:38:45,843 Hey, man, I keep swallowing hair. 750 00:38:45,938 --> 00:38:47,269 Santa claus wears a beard. 751 00:38:47,356 --> 00:38:48,846 Uh-huh, yeah, when he in action. 752 00:38:49,108 --> 00:38:51,420 Right now, Santa claus eating ribs and when Santa claus eatin' ribs, 753 00:38:51,444 --> 00:38:52,684 he don't wear no beard. 754 00:38:52,778 --> 00:38:54,818 That's what you gotta learn about Santa claus, baby. 755 00:39:05,541 --> 00:39:07,702 Excuse me. Have you seen Billy Clyde? 756 00:39:10,379 --> 00:39:11,994 Try the second door on the left, there. 757 00:39:21,682 --> 00:39:22,797 Try another one. 758 00:39:22,892 --> 00:39:24,848 Billy Clyde, I want to talk to you. 759 00:39:25,811 --> 00:39:28,143 Didn't anyone ever tell you that a writer needs privacy? 760 00:39:29,940 --> 00:39:32,647 Are you writing what just happened with t.J.? 761 00:39:33,527 --> 00:39:35,518 It certainly was a colorful incident, wasn't it? 762 00:39:36,030 --> 00:39:37,486 - Is he doing it again? - No. 763 00:39:39,241 --> 00:39:41,072 You know it's not exactly 764 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,276 the image of the team we'd like to present. 765 00:39:43,871 --> 00:39:45,987 Well, I'm a team man all the way, pooper. 766 00:39:46,415 --> 00:39:49,999 Positive things, Billy Clyde, that's what people want to read about. 767 00:39:50,086 --> 00:39:51,667 Big Ed's life, for example. 768 00:39:51,837 --> 00:39:53,998 I sure don't intend to leave big ed out of the book. 769 00:39:54,757 --> 00:39:56,497 Then we don't have to worry, do we? 770 00:39:57,802 --> 00:39:59,258 Nothing to worry about. 771 00:40:00,096 --> 00:40:03,259 I'm really glad we had this talk. I really am. 772 00:40:03,349 --> 00:40:04,464 I am, too, Phillip. 773 00:40:08,562 --> 00:40:09,927 Phillip, 774 00:40:10,231 --> 00:40:11,346 you know where to find me. 775 00:40:20,241 --> 00:40:24,154 T.j. Was holding this girl upside down, about 40 feet off the ground. 776 00:40:25,287 --> 00:40:27,869 Which t.J. Lambert has a habit of doing 777 00:40:28,207 --> 00:40:31,825 when young girls take unkindly to the semi-unmentionable things 778 00:40:31,919 --> 00:40:33,784 that t.J. Lambert likes to do to them. 779 00:40:35,256 --> 00:40:36,996 Just shittin', shove it under the door. 780 00:40:37,508 --> 00:40:39,044 It's us, Billy Clyde. 781 00:40:39,135 --> 00:40:41,421 Damn. Good thing I'm just writing a book. 782 00:40:43,764 --> 00:40:45,404 What happened? What's the matter with her? 783 00:40:45,433 --> 00:40:46,923 She's happy. 784 00:40:47,017 --> 00:40:49,224 Happy? Why is she crying? 785 00:40:49,311 --> 00:40:51,051 I've never been happier. 786 00:40:51,147 --> 00:40:52,808 Last time you never were happier was... 787 00:40:53,899 --> 00:40:54,934 Fuck. 788 00:40:56,402 --> 00:40:57,482 No. 789 00:40:57,736 --> 00:40:58,851 Yeah. 790 00:41:00,030 --> 00:41:01,645 - You getting married? - Yeah. 791 00:41:03,242 --> 00:41:04,402 To each other? 792 00:41:04,535 --> 00:41:05,775 Yeah. 793 00:41:05,995 --> 00:41:07,951 We wanted you to be first to know. 794 00:41:08,205 --> 00:41:09,205 Why? 795 00:41:09,874 --> 00:41:13,037 Because we love you more than anyone else. 796 00:41:13,377 --> 00:41:14,958 But why are you getting married? 797 00:41:15,129 --> 00:41:16,494 She knock you up? 798 00:41:16,714 --> 00:41:18,545 Hey, we're in love, Billy Clyde. 799 00:41:18,632 --> 00:41:20,168 Yeah, but why are you getting married? 800 00:41:20,509 --> 00:41:21,749 I don't know. 801 00:41:22,094 --> 00:41:23,709 This time it's different. 802 00:41:24,388 --> 00:41:26,754 I know, I said that the other times, too, 803 00:41:26,849 --> 00:41:28,965 but you've got to believe me. 804 00:41:30,644 --> 00:41:31,724 It's like... 805 00:41:32,855 --> 00:41:34,220 I don't know how to say it. 806 00:41:38,110 --> 00:41:39,190 It's like... 807 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,187 It's like shake's what I've been waiting for all my life. 808 00:41:45,159 --> 00:41:47,115 And he's been there all the time. 809 00:41:49,121 --> 00:41:50,827 Just like you. 810 00:41:50,915 --> 00:41:53,622 We figured we'd do it right after the super bowl game. 811 00:41:54,084 --> 00:41:55,870 We've got to get past Denver first. 812 00:41:56,086 --> 00:41:58,577 It'll give me a chance to take beat before we're married. 813 00:41:58,672 --> 00:42:00,317 I thought all you had to do was get a blood test. 814 00:42:00,341 --> 00:42:02,423 You know, we might even get friedrich to marry us. 815 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,045 He's ordained, you know. 816 00:42:05,596 --> 00:42:06,802 Go shit in your hat! 817 00:42:07,932 --> 00:42:10,173 Big Ed's bio. Thought it might be helpful. 818 00:42:13,103 --> 00:42:14,889 Hey, I want you to be my best man. 819 00:42:14,980 --> 00:42:16,720 And I want you to give me away. 820 00:42:16,982 --> 00:42:18,472 You can't do both, can you? 821 00:42:19,527 --> 00:42:21,438 Well, big ed can give me away. 822 00:42:21,529 --> 00:42:22,894 He's used to it by now. 823 00:42:24,657 --> 00:42:26,318 I guess we'd better go tell him, huh? 824 00:42:30,913 --> 00:42:33,074 Be happy with me, Billy Clyde. 825 00:42:36,710 --> 00:42:38,430 It's still one for all and all for one, huh? 826 00:42:44,552 --> 00:42:46,008 Semper fidelis. 827 00:43:12,913 --> 00:43:15,199 T.j. Lambert was born semi... 828 00:43:17,251 --> 00:43:18,366 Mean. 829 00:43:20,004 --> 00:43:21,004 Shit. 830 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:32,640 It's like... 831 00:43:32,725 --> 00:43:35,637 It's like shake's what I've been waiting for all my life. 832 00:44:24,318 --> 00:44:26,354 Mr. bookman will be with you in a minute. 833 00:44:49,510 --> 00:44:51,821 That son of a bitch calls again, I don't want to talk to him. 834 00:44:51,845 --> 00:44:53,990 Tell him I just said, "if he don't honor the deal, he can eat my shorts." 835 00:44:54,014 --> 00:44:55,049 Yes, sir. 836 00:44:55,349 --> 00:44:57,135 Goddamn country's going to the dogs. 837 00:44:57,226 --> 00:44:58,887 Used to be, a handshake was good enough. 838 00:44:59,853 --> 00:45:00,955 Billy Clyde, get on down here 839 00:45:00,979 --> 00:45:02,539 before I get a goddamn crick in my neck. 840 00:45:03,857 --> 00:45:05,813 Time was, this country was pure. 841 00:45:06,527 --> 00:45:08,063 There was people you could look up to. 842 00:45:09,196 --> 00:45:11,232 Lombardi, MacArthur, 843 00:45:12,908 --> 00:45:14,523 - j. Edgar hoover. - Gene autry. 844 00:45:16,829 --> 00:45:18,535 I'm a hard man, Billy Clyde, 845 00:45:19,415 --> 00:45:22,498 but I listen to that man sing "silver haired daddy of mine" 846 00:45:22,918 --> 00:45:24,624 and I ain't ashamed to confess, 847 00:45:24,878 --> 00:45:27,369 these old eyes just fill up and tear out. 848 00:45:27,464 --> 00:45:29,045 "A gold mine in the sky" does it to me. 849 00:45:29,133 --> 00:45:30,339 Oh, yeah, god. 850 00:45:30,426 --> 00:45:32,667 Makes you understand what's important in life. 851 00:45:33,804 --> 00:45:36,762 Billy Clyde, did you crawl when you was a kid? 852 00:45:37,558 --> 00:45:39,423 I don't rightly remember, big ed. 853 00:45:39,518 --> 00:45:40,849 Well, how about creepin'? 854 00:45:40,978 --> 00:45:42,658 Do you remember creepin' before you walked? 855 00:45:43,689 --> 00:45:44,599 Not exactly. 856 00:45:44,690 --> 00:45:46,055 Well, that's what I thought. 857 00:45:46,608 --> 00:45:49,288 That's why you're gettin' pulled down from behind on that end sweep. 858 00:45:49,361 --> 00:45:51,352 Your rear space ain't protected. 859 00:45:51,989 --> 00:45:53,650 I'm just off my feed a little bit. 860 00:45:53,741 --> 00:45:55,527 Oh, you've been that way all week. 861 00:45:55,951 --> 00:45:57,691 Now, before I took movagenics, 862 00:45:57,786 --> 00:45:59,305 I wouldn't have known what it was, either. 863 00:45:59,329 --> 00:46:01,411 I'd have figured, just like you, I was off my feed. 864 00:46:01,498 --> 00:46:03,079 Maybe slowed down a tad. 865 00:46:03,167 --> 00:46:05,704 I'm just as fast as I ever was, big ed. 866 00:46:05,794 --> 00:46:09,582 It all comes back to, "you didn't crawl and you didn't creep." 867 00:46:09,673 --> 00:46:11,413 You just took off and walked. 868 00:46:11,717 --> 00:46:14,279 And that's why you're having all this here trouble now with your back space. 869 00:46:14,303 --> 00:46:18,342 Big ed. If you don't mind my asking, what the fuck are you doing? 870 00:46:18,432 --> 00:46:20,013 It happened to me a while back. 871 00:46:20,184 --> 00:46:22,891 I started feeling slowed down, peaked. 872 00:46:23,228 --> 00:46:25,640 Almost got hoodwinked myself on a couple of big deals. 873 00:46:25,731 --> 00:46:27,562 Well, thank the lord I found movagenics. 874 00:46:28,108 --> 00:46:28,938 Who? 875 00:46:29,026 --> 00:46:31,438 This here, what I'm doing is movagenics, Billy Clyde. 876 00:46:31,737 --> 00:46:33,497 It's the best thing that ever happened to me. 877 00:46:34,907 --> 00:46:36,898 Well, it just looks like you're crawling to me. 878 00:46:37,534 --> 00:46:38,740 No. 879 00:46:39,161 --> 00:46:41,573 This ain't crawlin". This is creepin'. 880 00:46:42,623 --> 00:46:44,534 This is crawlin". 881 00:46:45,709 --> 00:46:48,075 - Yeah. - Of course, I don't do it in public. 882 00:46:48,754 --> 00:46:50,790 The average run of people wouldn't understand. 883 00:46:51,590 --> 00:46:52,955 Hey, Billy Clyde, 884 00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:57,760 you know old h.L. Hunt his self creeped for six full years before he died? 885 00:46:58,639 --> 00:47:01,301 Big ed, I ain't in any kind of trouble. 886 00:47:02,518 --> 00:47:05,476 You're out of line with gravity, Billy Clyde. That's your trouble. 887 00:47:06,063 --> 00:47:08,145 Now, a man gets borned, 888 00:47:08,315 --> 00:47:12,149 the natural way is to start crawlin' and creepin' as soon as he can. 889 00:47:12,319 --> 00:47:15,402 That way he gets himself back in line with gravity. 890 00:47:15,614 --> 00:47:18,526 Now, you get that settled, you're ready to stand up and walk. 891 00:47:18,742 --> 00:47:21,028 Ready to move forward with the safe knowledge 892 00:47:21,119 --> 00:47:22,905 that he's protected on all sides, 893 00:47:23,247 --> 00:47:24,657 including the backside. 894 00:47:25,666 --> 00:47:27,497 You're without that knowledge, Billy Clyde, 895 00:47:27,584 --> 00:47:30,291 you're sure as shit going through life unprotected, 896 00:47:30,379 --> 00:47:33,041 unhappy, and unhelpful to your team. 897 00:47:34,466 --> 00:47:36,923 You want me to start creepin' or crawlin'? 898 00:47:37,135 --> 00:47:40,127 You ain't got the time. Got a big game comin' up Sunday. 899 00:47:41,306 --> 00:47:45,470 Ain't nobody can creep or crawl hisself into line with gravity before then. 900 00:47:46,186 --> 00:47:49,144 No. We got to go on to emergency measures. 901 00:47:50,274 --> 00:47:51,354 How about humpin'? 902 00:47:53,110 --> 00:47:54,441 You are going to get pelfed. 903 00:47:58,198 --> 00:47:59,904 Not this Billy Clyde Puckett. 904 00:47:59,992 --> 00:48:02,632 - You don't even know what it is. - I don't like the way it sounds. 905 00:48:03,328 --> 00:48:05,034 Well, Billy Clyde, you can take your pick. 906 00:48:06,456 --> 00:48:09,539 You're going to get fined, or you're going to get pelfed. 907 00:48:12,838 --> 00:48:14,123 I don't want to get pelfed. 908 00:48:14,965 --> 00:48:16,080 Fuck. 909 00:48:17,759 --> 00:48:19,465 You having trouble, no? 910 00:48:19,803 --> 00:48:21,009 No. 911 00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,170 Take off your clothes. 912 00:48:26,310 --> 00:48:28,972 Clara pelf will tell you if you're having trouble. 913 00:48:33,483 --> 00:48:35,849 Pants, belt, shoes. 914 00:48:39,197 --> 00:48:40,653 You have your shoes on. 915 00:48:41,366 --> 00:48:42,366 Shoes. 916 00:48:43,952 --> 00:48:46,443 Hurry up. We have only 30 minutes. 917 00:48:47,873 --> 00:48:49,079 I eave on the underwear. 918 00:49:02,971 --> 00:49:04,427 You are having trouble. 919 00:49:07,768 --> 00:49:09,304 Lie down on the table. 920 00:49:10,687 --> 00:49:12,177 On your belly. 921 00:49:14,316 --> 00:49:16,932 You understand pelfing, no? 922 00:49:17,027 --> 00:49:18,187 Nope. 923 00:49:18,278 --> 00:49:19,688 You will find out. 924 00:49:19,780 --> 00:49:21,065 I'm not sure I want to. 925 00:49:21,156 --> 00:49:22,271 You're going to. 926 00:49:23,825 --> 00:49:25,235 Head down. 927 00:49:26,078 --> 00:49:31,493 Pelfing re-balances the body by moving the tissues 928 00:49:31,583 --> 00:49:33,164 around the muscles, 929 00:49:33,919 --> 00:49:36,410 so the muscles are once again free. 930 00:49:38,757 --> 00:49:41,294 There's nothin' wrong with my muscles. 931 00:49:41,385 --> 00:49:43,842 Your muscles are disgusting. 932 00:49:44,179 --> 00:49:47,216 Big, lumpy, typical athlete's muscles. 933 00:49:47,683 --> 00:49:48,798 Phooey! 934 00:49:51,603 --> 00:49:52,843 Now, this hurts? 935 00:49:53,605 --> 00:49:54,640 Ow! Yes. 936 00:49:54,731 --> 00:49:57,564 You think, "this crazy old lady's killing me," no? 937 00:49:57,651 --> 00:49:59,767 - Right. - Wrong. 938 00:49:59,861 --> 00:50:01,567 The pain is coming from you. 939 00:50:02,656 --> 00:50:03,736 Not from me. 940 00:50:05,158 --> 00:50:06,864 I do only the moving. 941 00:50:12,708 --> 00:50:13,868 Roll over. 942 00:50:14,835 --> 00:50:16,041 Right. 943 00:50:20,048 --> 00:50:21,663 Take a deep breath. 944 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,546 Very good. 945 00:50:25,637 --> 00:50:27,969 You feel light in the chest already, no? 946 00:50:28,432 --> 00:50:29,888 No. 947 00:50:29,975 --> 00:50:31,135 You're still resisting. 948 00:50:32,019 --> 00:50:33,225 Relax. 949 00:50:35,564 --> 00:50:37,555 Breath in. 950 00:50:37,649 --> 00:50:38,889 And out. 951 00:50:39,609 --> 00:50:40,609 Good. 952 00:50:41,403 --> 00:50:43,018 You can scream if you want. 953 00:50:43,405 --> 00:50:44,986 Release the emotion. 954 00:50:45,073 --> 00:50:46,153 If I scream, will you stop? 955 00:50:46,533 --> 00:50:47,864 No. 956 00:50:47,951 --> 00:50:49,816 There is no movement without pain! 957 00:50:52,122 --> 00:50:53,407 You hated your father, no? 958 00:50:53,498 --> 00:50:54,498 - No! - Your mother, no? 959 00:50:54,583 --> 00:50:56,039 No! 960 00:50:56,460 --> 00:50:58,325 You have sexual problems? 961 00:50:59,296 --> 00:51:00,296 No. 962 00:51:00,630 --> 00:51:02,621 You're resisting. 963 00:51:02,716 --> 00:51:05,253 All American men have sexual problems. 964 00:51:06,094 --> 00:51:07,300 Relax. 965 00:51:09,222 --> 00:51:10,382 Open your mouth. 966 00:51:10,474 --> 00:51:11,304 No. 967 00:51:11,391 --> 00:51:12,506 Open your mouth! 968 00:51:15,353 --> 00:51:16,559 Lift up the tongue. 969 00:51:16,646 --> 00:51:17,646 Why? 970 00:51:17,814 --> 00:51:18,974 You'll find out. 971 00:51:27,491 --> 00:51:28,856 Very good. 972 00:51:29,659 --> 00:51:30,739 Now you can get up. 973 00:51:31,995 --> 00:51:33,656 - Can I go home now? - No, no, no. 974 00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,666 Oh, my god. 975 00:51:41,505 --> 00:51:42,665 Oh, no. 976 00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,956 No. I remember that from the army. 977 00:51:48,261 --> 00:51:49,572 You're not going to do that to me... 978 00:51:49,596 --> 00:51:50,881 This is for the nose. 979 00:51:50,972 --> 00:51:52,382 For the nose? 980 00:51:52,808 --> 00:51:54,469 The inside of the nose 981 00:51:54,643 --> 00:51:57,055 is the reflection of the personality. 982 00:51:58,188 --> 00:51:59,348 Listen to me. 983 00:51:59,898 --> 00:52:01,354 Listen to me. 984 00:52:01,441 --> 00:52:05,980 I will do anything you want if you don't do this to me. 985 00:52:06,113 --> 00:52:07,444 You understand what I'm saying? 986 00:52:07,572 --> 00:52:10,564 I will do anything you want. 987 00:52:10,992 --> 00:52:12,778 But we just started. 988 00:52:44,985 --> 00:52:45,985 Shit. 989 00:52:46,027 --> 00:52:48,234 Getting pelfed just once ain't gonna do you any good. 990 00:52:48,321 --> 00:52:51,859 You gotta go the whole ten times if you want the full benefit. 991 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,532 I wouldn't send anyone to see that woman. 992 00:52:54,870 --> 00:52:56,076 You can learn to dig it. 993 00:52:56,413 --> 00:52:58,950 I found some new kinks I never even knew I had. 994 00:52:59,291 --> 00:53:01,657 God, you get off on anything, you know that? 995 00:53:02,294 --> 00:53:03,579 I tell you what, good buddy. 996 00:53:03,670 --> 00:53:05,001 Since you like it so well, 997 00:53:05,088 --> 00:53:08,831 I'm gonna give you my last nine treatments as a wedding present. Hmm? 998 00:53:09,676 --> 00:53:10,961 I don't know, man. 999 00:53:11,761 --> 00:53:13,217 Maybe there won't be no wedding. 1000 00:53:13,305 --> 00:53:14,465 What? 1001 00:53:18,310 --> 00:53:21,302 To tell you the truth, I'm getting kinda worried about Barbara Jane. 1002 00:53:22,689 --> 00:53:24,896 Well, just wear a cup over your jock. 1003 00:53:24,983 --> 00:53:27,770 Maybe she's moving too fast for her own good. 1004 00:53:27,861 --> 00:53:29,476 She's only been here two weeks. 1005 00:53:29,571 --> 00:53:31,340 What, two weeks? You've known her all your life. 1006 00:53:31,364 --> 00:53:33,275 That was different before. 1007 00:53:33,617 --> 00:53:35,699 There was nothing on the line. 1008 00:53:36,620 --> 00:53:38,827 I'm just not sure she knows what she's doing. 1009 00:53:40,332 --> 00:53:41,617 Barbara Jane's... 1010 00:53:43,627 --> 00:53:45,538 Jeez, Barbara Jane's like a little kid. 1011 00:53:47,923 --> 00:53:50,335 She sees something, she wants a whammo, she just grabs it. 1012 00:53:50,425 --> 00:53:52,086 Be glad she grabbed you for Christ's sake. 1013 00:53:52,510 --> 00:53:55,343 I'm glad she grabbed me but that's not the point. Suppose... 1014 00:53:55,889 --> 00:53:59,222 Suppose she's just doing the same thing she did before. 1015 00:53:59,684 --> 00:54:02,266 I mean, forget about me. I'm not worried about me. 1016 00:54:02,395 --> 00:54:03,976 I'm worried about Barbara Jane. 1017 00:54:10,904 --> 00:54:12,144 She can be hurt. 1018 00:54:20,997 --> 00:54:23,454 This is the largest one we have in stock. 1019 00:54:24,084 --> 00:54:26,621 - Goddamn, boy! - What kind of neck is this? 1020 00:54:26,711 --> 00:54:28,918 We'll have to special order all the collars. 1021 00:54:29,005 --> 00:54:30,541 - Excuse me. - Move out of the way. 1022 00:54:30,632 --> 00:54:32,151 How come you couldn't have an informal wedding instead of this mess? 1023 00:54:32,175 --> 00:54:33,903 - Rafael, will you give me a hand? - You go with big ed, 1024 00:54:33,927 --> 00:54:35,508 you got to go first class. 1025 00:54:35,887 --> 00:54:38,003 - Till contract time. - True. 1026 00:54:38,098 --> 00:54:39,825 Now, who says that clothes don't make the man? 1027 00:54:39,849 --> 00:54:41,214 That's a well-dressed phone booth. 1028 00:54:41,309 --> 00:54:42,309 Hey! 1029 00:54:42,352 --> 00:54:43,842 This ain't no Usher's suit. 1030 00:54:44,729 --> 00:54:45,889 Sure it is, t.J. 1031 00:54:45,981 --> 00:54:48,643 Oh, shit, no! Hell, you can't bullshit this country boy. 1032 00:54:48,858 --> 00:54:50,348 We never wore nothing like this 1033 00:54:50,443 --> 00:54:52,463 when I was ushering back at a picture show back home. 1034 00:54:52,487 --> 00:54:53,397 - Oh, yeah? - Goddamn! 1035 00:54:53,488 --> 00:54:54,978 What did you wear, boy? Just a sheet? 1036 00:54:55,156 --> 00:54:56,756 - Mr. tiller. - I wore a pair of jeans... 1037 00:54:56,825 --> 00:54:59,303 - I believe we can solve your problem. - I don't like this color either. 1038 00:54:59,327 --> 00:55:00,942 Goddamn it! Why can't we wear a pink one 1039 00:55:01,037 --> 00:55:03,099 - like that one over there? - You wanna know your problem? 1040 00:55:03,123 --> 00:55:04,613 You've got too athletic a body. 1041 00:55:04,958 --> 00:55:06,494 It's big, and it's lumpy. 1042 00:55:06,751 --> 00:55:07,991 - Yeah. - It's disgusting. 1043 00:55:28,023 --> 00:55:30,139 - Are you wearing white? - Why not? 1044 00:55:30,233 --> 00:55:31,439 Are you sure it's allowed? 1045 00:55:32,736 --> 00:55:35,648 Oh, I'm still pure, as far as you're concerned. 1046 00:55:37,157 --> 00:55:40,115 Oh, you should have seen the way I chased after this boy. 1047 00:55:40,285 --> 00:55:41,650 He wouldn't even look at me. 1048 00:55:41,786 --> 00:55:43,447 Oh, I looked. 1049 00:55:43,788 --> 00:55:45,528 Never did anything else. 1050 00:55:45,623 --> 00:55:48,786 It's so nice seeing a couple that waited for each other. 1051 00:55:49,377 --> 00:55:51,333 I know I'm old-fashioned, 1052 00:55:51,588 --> 00:55:55,672 but I know you'll be able to give each other so much more. 1053 00:55:55,759 --> 00:55:58,501 Now, don't you move, darlin'. I have to get more pins. 1054 00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:03,925 Shake is worried. 1055 00:56:04,017 --> 00:56:05,257 About the game? 1056 00:56:05,602 --> 00:56:06,717 Nope. 1057 00:56:08,605 --> 00:56:11,221 He's worried that you're doing one of your numbers again. 1058 00:56:11,316 --> 00:56:12,726 - He say that? - Yup. 1059 00:56:12,817 --> 00:56:13,897 What'd you say? 1060 00:56:13,985 --> 00:56:15,270 I told him not to worry. 1061 00:56:15,362 --> 00:56:17,673 I said, "of course she's not doing one of her numbers again." 1062 00:56:17,697 --> 00:56:19,233 How do you know I'm not? 1063 00:56:20,408 --> 00:56:21,523 How do you know you're not? 1064 00:56:26,706 --> 00:56:27,946 Shall we play? 1065 00:56:29,167 --> 00:56:31,123 I got two deuces. 1066 00:56:35,423 --> 00:56:36,583 How come we never fucked? 1067 00:56:37,342 --> 00:56:38,502 Didn't we? 1068 00:56:39,344 --> 00:56:44,464 Now, I mean, I know I have a shaky memory, but, I don't think I would forget that... 1069 00:56:44,557 --> 00:56:45,842 - Sure we did. - No. 1070 00:56:45,934 --> 00:56:48,175 Yeah. After the baylor game, at the deke house. 1071 00:56:48,395 --> 00:56:50,306 That was cissy walford. 1072 00:56:51,106 --> 00:56:52,471 Are you sure about that? 1073 00:56:52,565 --> 00:56:54,085 She couldn't wait to get her pants off. 1074 00:56:54,109 --> 00:56:55,519 Cissy walford never wore pants, 1075 00:56:55,610 --> 00:56:56,962 - never wore panties. - Oh, really? 1076 00:56:56,986 --> 00:56:58,271 Cissy walford, no. 1077 00:56:58,363 --> 00:57:01,275 Well, then you know who it was. It was belinda lablada. 1078 00:57:01,449 --> 00:57:02,814 Belinda labada? 1079 00:57:03,493 --> 00:57:04,608 I abinda lablada? 1080 00:57:04,702 --> 00:57:06,317 Well, don't you remember her? 1081 00:57:06,413 --> 00:57:08,244 I remember her very well. 1082 00:57:09,374 --> 00:57:12,912 How could we have so much fun and not end up in bed together? 1083 00:57:13,878 --> 00:57:15,709 I guess we didn't want to spoil the fun. 1084 00:57:19,551 --> 00:57:20,882 - Don't peek. - Okay. 1085 00:57:23,930 --> 00:57:24,930 Two nines. 1086 00:57:26,891 --> 00:57:28,222 Three deuces. 1087 00:57:28,518 --> 00:57:29,849 Three nines. 1088 00:57:30,770 --> 00:57:32,055 We miss something, Billy Clyde? 1089 00:57:32,313 --> 00:57:33,519 I ike what? 1090 00:57:33,606 --> 00:57:34,891 Not doing it. 1091 00:57:35,650 --> 00:57:37,811 - Did we miss out? - I missed out on gettin' a divorce. 1092 00:57:39,446 --> 00:57:40,731 You wouldn't have married me. 1093 00:57:40,864 --> 00:57:41,864 You never asked me. 1094 00:57:44,659 --> 00:57:45,774 Would you have? 1095 00:57:55,336 --> 00:57:56,621 Four nines. 1096 00:58:00,091 --> 00:58:01,091 I call. 1097 00:58:09,434 --> 00:58:10,514 You don't have any nines. 1098 00:58:14,230 --> 00:58:15,350 Why do I always believe you? 1099 00:59:10,995 --> 00:59:11,995 Men! 1100 00:59:12,622 --> 00:59:14,613 Men! Men! 1101 00:59:15,333 --> 00:59:17,619 The hunt is over. 1102 00:59:17,710 --> 00:59:20,577 Time to piss on the fire and call in the dogs. 1103 00:59:20,672 --> 00:59:22,958 We're champions of our conference. 1104 00:59:23,216 --> 00:59:25,002 And because of what you men have done for me, 1105 00:59:25,093 --> 00:59:27,835 I'm going to do something special for you. 1106 00:59:29,764 --> 00:59:32,380 First class is open to all! 1107 00:59:32,809 --> 00:59:34,424 First class is open to all. Hey! 1108 00:59:34,519 --> 00:59:35,759 Yes, we are first class. 1109 00:59:35,853 --> 00:59:37,309 Here goes the end of first class! 1110 00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:43,520 Shaker, 1111 00:59:43,611 --> 00:59:46,102 you think old dreamer Tatum is as bad as they say he is? 1112 00:59:46,322 --> 00:59:47,903 I'd say worse. 1113 00:59:47,991 --> 00:59:49,447 Wonderful. 1114 00:59:49,534 --> 00:59:52,150 Well, I figure he's gonna be all over you like a bad cold. 1115 00:59:52,245 --> 00:59:53,925 Probably take your head off and shit in it. 1116 00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:57,117 I plan to spend most of my time tiptoein' out of bounds. 1117 00:59:57,584 --> 00:59:59,019 What do you say we get down to Collins Avenue 1118 00:59:59,043 --> 01:00:01,355 and get a couple of cheeseburgers and stick 'em down our throat? 1119 01:00:01,379 --> 01:00:03,085 Sounds good. Bj? 1120 01:00:04,882 --> 01:00:07,043 You two go. I'm still full. 1121 01:00:07,218 --> 01:00:09,338 Oh, you can watch us. It'll be like a Roman spectacle. 1122 01:00:10,638 --> 01:00:12,924 I'm tired. I don't feel like going out. 1123 01:00:13,141 --> 01:00:14,972 Well, shake and me will go, then. 1124 01:00:19,230 --> 01:00:20,970 Why don't you just go on without me? 1125 01:00:23,860 --> 01:00:25,225 It's okay to be scared. 1126 01:00:26,654 --> 01:00:28,190 I'm not scared. I'm just tired. 1127 01:00:29,365 --> 01:00:31,276 I was scared a whole week before I went. 1128 01:00:31,367 --> 01:00:33,653 I'd heard all the horror stories about beat. 1129 01:00:34,245 --> 01:00:35,906 I'm not scared. 1130 01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:38,155 Okay. 1131 01:00:38,249 --> 01:00:40,160 Ready to go shake 'em up? 1132 01:00:40,251 --> 01:00:43,789 I just don't want a phony, dressed up, horse's ass wedding. 1133 01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:45,440 I mean, we're only doing it for big ed, 1134 01:00:45,506 --> 01:00:47,713 so he can show off, and you can show off friedrich. 1135 01:00:51,721 --> 01:00:53,928 Getting friedrich to marry us was your idea. 1136 01:00:54,015 --> 01:00:56,427 And he doesn't care where we do it. 1137 01:00:56,517 --> 01:00:58,929 We could be alone on top of a mountain. 1138 01:00:59,020 --> 01:01:00,760 That before or after he gets crucified? 1139 01:01:03,232 --> 01:01:04,813 I don't mind that kind of wedding. 1140 01:01:06,694 --> 01:01:08,309 Well, how about what I feel? 1141 01:01:08,655 --> 01:01:10,236 It's what you feel, 1142 01:01:10,865 --> 01:01:12,981 and whatever you do about it's just fine. 1143 01:01:13,076 --> 01:01:14,657 You don't care what I want? 1144 01:01:14,744 --> 01:01:16,144 That's your lookout, it's not mine. 1145 01:01:18,289 --> 01:01:20,450 Don't you think that's pretty fucking selfish? 1146 01:01:20,792 --> 01:01:22,328 Of course, it is. 1147 01:01:22,627 --> 01:01:23,958 How else could I love you? 1148 01:01:34,138 --> 01:01:35,969 I'll have a bacon cheeseburger. 1149 01:01:36,224 --> 01:01:38,510 - Let's all have a cheeseburger. - Hey, bj. 1150 01:01:38,643 --> 01:01:41,385 Hey, honey, wait a minute. 1151 01:01:41,521 --> 01:01:44,354 I can't help it if I think you're perfect just the way you are. 1152 01:01:45,233 --> 01:01:46,439 I love you. 1153 01:02:06,838 --> 01:02:08,294 I'll go get a shirt. 1154 01:02:18,516 --> 01:02:20,177 He really thinks I'm perfect. 1155 01:02:21,769 --> 01:02:23,430 Nobody ever thought that before. 1156 01:02:25,106 --> 01:02:26,516 You don't think I'm perfect. 1157 01:02:27,442 --> 01:02:28,898 I'm just a nine to you. 1158 01:02:30,069 --> 01:02:31,069 Yeah. 1159 01:02:32,613 --> 01:02:33,773 But a perfect nine. 1160 01:05:09,020 --> 01:05:11,102 How come everybody's got pillows? 1161 01:05:11,188 --> 01:05:13,304 Well, that's something I forgot to tell you about, 1162 01:05:13,399 --> 01:05:14,684 but it don't matter. 1163 01:05:14,775 --> 01:05:16,231 I'll be right here when you come out. 1164 01:05:16,402 --> 01:05:17,642 You're more nervous than me. 1165 01:05:18,029 --> 01:05:19,360 I'm just happy. 1166 01:05:19,447 --> 01:05:21,028 I know what's waiting for you in there. 1167 01:05:58,486 --> 01:05:59,601 Assholes! 1168 01:06:00,988 --> 01:06:02,694 Assholes! 1169 01:06:06,410 --> 01:06:08,446 You're all assholes. Every one of you. 1170 01:06:10,456 --> 01:06:12,287 Your lives don't work! 1171 01:06:14,001 --> 01:06:16,458 And you're assholes because you sit here and pretend they do. 1172 01:06:19,382 --> 01:06:21,168 Well, this weekend we're going to show you 1173 01:06:21,258 --> 01:06:24,341 how that shit has gotten you exactly nowhere. 1174 01:06:27,848 --> 01:06:29,054 For the next 48 hours, 1175 01:06:29,141 --> 01:06:31,757 you're going to come face to face with the only problem you got. 1176 01:06:32,728 --> 01:06:33,728 Yourself. 1177 01:06:37,441 --> 01:06:39,127 If you think that problem's gonna disappear, 1178 01:06:39,151 --> 01:06:41,437 well, then you are bigger assholes than I think you are. 1179 01:06:43,739 --> 01:06:45,149 What will disappear 1180 01:06:46,784 --> 01:06:48,524 is your belief in yourself as a problem 1181 01:06:50,496 --> 01:06:53,704 because believing, and get this, people, get this! 1182 01:06:54,792 --> 01:06:56,874 Believing is shit! 1183 01:07:06,595 --> 01:07:08,005 Being is where it's at. 1184 01:07:09,849 --> 01:07:11,430 It's what this weekend is all about, 1185 01:07:13,185 --> 01:07:14,766 finding out that you're where it's at. 1186 01:07:14,937 --> 01:07:16,097 You. 1187 01:07:16,397 --> 01:07:17,397 Nobody else. 1188 01:07:19,483 --> 01:07:21,565 Finding out that what you are, 1189 01:07:22,570 --> 01:07:24,856 all you assholes... 1190 01:07:27,700 --> 01:07:28,700 Is perfect. 1191 01:07:33,456 --> 01:07:37,074 We gave you a list of rules when we took your money this morning. 1192 01:07:37,334 --> 01:07:38,665 You're gonna be here for 48 hours. 1193 01:07:38,753 --> 01:07:40,414 Any of you assholes have any questions? 1194 01:07:41,756 --> 01:07:42,791 Mary ray. 1195 01:07:43,049 --> 01:07:44,755 Wait for the microphone. 1196 01:07:45,426 --> 01:07:47,587 Why can't we go to the bathroom if we have to? 1197 01:07:47,678 --> 01:07:48,713 Because you can't. 1198 01:07:48,888 --> 01:07:50,003 Well, why can't we? 1199 01:07:50,097 --> 01:07:52,258 Because it's a rule. Why is it a rule? 1200 01:07:52,349 --> 01:07:53,464 Because... 1201 01:07:54,435 --> 01:07:55,595 It works. 1202 01:07:56,228 --> 01:07:58,389 Why can't we talk to our friends while we're here? 1203 01:07:58,481 --> 01:08:00,563 Because they're part of your asshole life 1204 01:08:00,649 --> 01:08:02,856 that comes between you and what you have to get rid of. 1205 01:08:08,199 --> 01:08:09,439 Any more questions? 1206 01:08:13,329 --> 01:08:15,411 What I want from you today are your soles. 1207 01:08:17,833 --> 01:08:19,243 Soles of your feet. 1208 01:08:21,212 --> 01:08:23,498 You can be wide awake or fast asleep. 1209 01:08:23,839 --> 01:08:26,080 If you stay in this room, you're gonna get the training. 1210 01:08:27,384 --> 01:08:28,874 You're gonna get it. 1211 01:08:29,261 --> 01:08:31,343 - What's "it"? - That's what you get. 1212 01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:33,511 How will I know when I've gotten it? 1213 01:08:34,266 --> 01:08:35,472 You'll know. 1214 01:08:35,559 --> 01:08:37,015 Suppose I know that I haven't. 1215 01:08:37,103 --> 01:08:38,559 That's how you know you have. 1216 01:08:43,734 --> 01:08:45,837 Now, you're gonna meet someone here for the very first time. 1217 01:08:45,861 --> 01:08:47,351 Someone you've never met before. 1218 01:08:48,405 --> 01:08:49,485 Yourself. 1219 01:08:50,950 --> 01:08:52,531 But before we do that, 1220 01:08:52,701 --> 01:08:54,862 I want you to meet the other people here. 1221 01:08:54,954 --> 01:08:56,319 Really meet them. 1222 01:08:56,539 --> 01:08:59,781 Not the way you meet people on the outside, which is like this. 1223 01:08:59,917 --> 01:09:00,997 - Tom. - Fred. 1224 01:09:01,085 --> 01:09:02,646 - How you doing? - Fine. How's your wife and kids? 1225 01:09:02,670 --> 01:09:03,814 - They're fine. - Good to see you. 1226 01:09:03,838 --> 01:09:05,044 - Good to see you. - Ciao. 1227 01:09:06,841 --> 01:09:08,877 Now let's see what happens when two people 1228 01:09:09,468 --> 01:09:10,583 really meet. 1229 01:09:13,430 --> 01:09:14,670 - Tom. - Fred. 1230 01:09:21,021 --> 01:09:23,057 You see? Tom is now meeting 1231 01:09:23,983 --> 01:09:25,223 d person. 1232 01:09:27,945 --> 01:09:29,230 Get it? 1233 01:09:35,536 --> 01:09:37,777 Now, what I want you all to do is to get up, walk around, 1234 01:09:37,872 --> 01:09:39,954 meet everyone else. Don't say anything. 1235 01:09:40,541 --> 01:09:41,872 Just meet them 1236 01:09:41,959 --> 01:09:44,325 and experience them as a person. 1237 01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:51,040 No talking! 1238 01:09:51,135 --> 01:09:53,797 You assholes, follow the rules! And no smiling! 1239 01:10:00,186 --> 01:10:01,892 No talking. 1240 01:10:01,979 --> 01:10:04,186 Experience the person. Meet them. 1241 01:10:14,116 --> 01:10:15,322 Billy. 1242 01:10:18,495 --> 01:10:20,031 Don't say a word. 1243 01:10:20,831 --> 01:10:23,573 Just experience me. 1244 01:10:27,213 --> 01:10:28,623 Are you getting it? 1245 01:10:31,508 --> 01:10:32,748 He had no right firing me. 1246 01:10:33,093 --> 01:10:35,093 - I was doing my job. - You wanted to lose the job. 1247 01:10:35,179 --> 01:10:36,715 - No, I didn't. - Bullshit! 1248 01:10:37,181 --> 01:10:38,842 Don't pin getting fired on your boss. 1249 01:10:38,933 --> 01:10:40,924 You got yourself fired, asshole. 1250 01:10:41,018 --> 01:10:42,428 - How? - You choose what you get. 1251 01:10:42,519 --> 01:10:44,726 When will you assholes learn that? 1252 01:10:44,980 --> 01:10:46,891 If it happened, you chose it. 1253 01:11:06,043 --> 01:11:08,329 - When are we gonna get a break? - When you get it. 1254 01:11:08,712 --> 01:11:10,998 You're a fascist! That's what you are, a fascist! 1255 01:11:11,215 --> 01:11:13,331 Your name isn't even friedrich, it's Irving! 1256 01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:24,640 Thank you. 1257 01:11:26,105 --> 01:11:27,595 I acknowledge that. 1258 01:11:40,077 --> 01:11:41,077 Rose. 1259 01:11:43,706 --> 01:11:45,742 I want to share something. 1260 01:11:47,793 --> 01:11:50,205 I just peed in my pants... 1261 01:11:51,964 --> 01:11:54,171 And it feels good! 1262 01:11:54,258 --> 01:11:56,419 It does. Thank you. 1263 01:12:08,105 --> 01:12:09,970 Now we're gonna do something else. 1264 01:12:10,065 --> 01:12:12,056 Just relax. Close your eyes. 1265 01:12:12,151 --> 01:12:13,482 Keep them closed, 1266 01:12:15,195 --> 01:12:16,856 and just... 1267 01:12:17,364 --> 01:12:23,075 Re... lax. 1268 01:12:26,915 --> 01:12:27,995 Terrific. 1269 01:12:30,127 --> 01:12:33,790 I want you to think of the very first time you were ever happy. 1270 01:12:36,216 --> 01:12:37,456 Very first time. 1271 01:12:39,094 --> 01:12:42,586 Now think of the very first time you ever had ice cream. 1272 01:12:47,102 --> 01:12:48,182 Terrific. 1273 01:13:12,711 --> 01:13:14,451 Experience it. 1274 01:13:15,214 --> 01:13:16,499 Stay in your space. 1275 01:13:17,841 --> 01:13:19,047 Go with it. 1276 01:13:19,676 --> 01:13:21,382 Just let it go. 1277 01:13:21,470 --> 01:13:23,711 That's it. That's it. Let it go. 1278 01:13:24,765 --> 01:13:26,676 Go with it. Experience it. 1279 01:13:32,231 --> 01:13:33,721 I hate my mother. 1280 01:13:42,449 --> 01:13:44,189 I hate my father! 1281 01:13:47,287 --> 01:13:48,652 Experience it. 1282 01:14:21,238 --> 01:14:22,569 That's it. That's it. 1283 01:14:22,656 --> 01:14:24,192 Let it go. 1284 01:14:24,450 --> 01:14:26,657 Go with it. Experience it. 1285 01:14:34,042 --> 01:14:36,328 Oh, it was just so marvelous! 1286 01:14:52,060 --> 01:14:53,060 Hi. 1287 01:15:00,402 --> 01:15:01,983 No. Oh. 1288 01:15:04,072 --> 01:15:05,778 Don't worry about it. 1289 01:15:05,866 --> 01:15:09,074 Sometimes it takes a while to understand what you got. 1290 01:15:09,578 --> 01:15:11,389 Shake, old buddy, I don't know how to tell you this. 1291 01:15:11,413 --> 01:15:12,323 What the fuck are you doing here? 1292 01:15:12,414 --> 01:15:14,309 Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. 1293 01:15:14,333 --> 01:15:16,324 - You took the training? - Yes, I did. 1294 01:15:16,710 --> 01:15:18,041 Why didn't you tell me? 1295 01:15:18,253 --> 01:15:19,564 I was trying to put something over on you 1296 01:15:19,588 --> 01:15:21,328 but something happened to me in there. 1297 01:15:21,423 --> 01:15:23,880 I was fighting it all the way, laughing at it, don't you know. 1298 01:15:24,134 --> 01:15:25,134 And then... 1299 01:15:26,970 --> 01:15:28,926 Well, it's difficult to tell you what happened. 1300 01:15:29,014 --> 01:15:31,175 You son of a bitch, you've been sandbaggin' on me. 1301 01:15:31,433 --> 01:15:32,513 You got it. 1302 01:15:32,601 --> 01:15:34,182 Yes, I did. I got it. 1303 01:15:34,269 --> 01:15:35,384 You get it, bj? 1304 01:15:38,148 --> 01:15:40,855 Well, you were there, where it's at, 1305 01:15:41,068 --> 01:15:43,184 so if you didn't get it, you got it. 1306 01:15:50,744 --> 01:15:52,325 I want to go home. 1307 01:15:52,621 --> 01:15:53,736 Sure. 1308 01:15:57,626 --> 01:15:59,062 We're delighted to have with us today 1309 01:15:59,086 --> 01:16:00,542 the captains of the two teams, 1310 01:16:00,629 --> 01:16:03,746 dreamer Tatum of Dallas and Billy Clyde Puckett of Miami. 1311 01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:05,956 And what contrasting teams they are. 1312 01:16:06,051 --> 01:16:08,713 Dallas, the most powerful team in football for the past decade. 1313 01:16:08,804 --> 01:16:10,965 Miami, a team of wild spirits 1314 01:16:11,056 --> 01:16:14,389 known for their activities off the field as well as on. 1315 01:16:14,476 --> 01:16:15,591 We're lucky to have with us 1316 01:16:15,686 --> 01:16:17,517 the man who personifies that team, 1317 01:16:17,604 --> 01:16:20,471 the irrepressible, never dull, Billy Clyde Puckett. 1318 01:16:20,774 --> 01:16:21,809 Billy Clyde, how are you? 1319 01:16:21,900 --> 01:16:25,688 Fine, dick. Thank you and I do acknowledge that, but, 1320 01:16:25,779 --> 01:16:29,021 that was the way I was at one time, but you see, 1321 01:16:29,283 --> 01:16:31,695 the Miami team, and myself being the captain, 1322 01:16:31,785 --> 01:16:35,573 we have changed considerably since we got into the super bowl. 1323 01:16:35,664 --> 01:16:39,748 As a matter of fact, the boys are not out diddling around. 1324 01:16:39,835 --> 01:16:41,791 They're very serious about this game, 1325 01:16:41,878 --> 01:16:44,210 and I myself am studying at night and reading. 1326 01:16:44,298 --> 01:16:46,338 That's certainly a change. But what are you reading? 1327 01:16:46,967 --> 01:16:48,423 Walden. I'm reading walden now. 1328 01:16:48,510 --> 01:16:49,420 Bill walton? 1329 01:16:49,511 --> 01:16:51,342 No. Thoreau's walden. 1330 01:16:51,430 --> 01:16:54,263 You see, I march to a different drummer now that I'm in this game. 1331 01:16:54,349 --> 01:16:56,029 - Obviously... - I'm a changed ball player. 1332 01:16:56,059 --> 01:16:57,787 He's taking the game very seriously, I guess. 1333 01:16:57,811 --> 01:16:58,955 - Yeah. - You're getting ready for the game. 1334 01:16:58,979 --> 01:17:01,416 What do you think of Billy Clyde as a football player, dreamer? 1335 01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:04,056 As a football player, 1336 01:17:04,151 --> 01:17:07,814 I think Billy Clyde is a credit to his... his team 1337 01:17:07,904 --> 01:17:11,271 and that... he's the best running back in his conference 1338 01:17:11,366 --> 01:17:14,073 and I hope to slow him on Sunday. 1339 01:17:14,161 --> 01:17:15,742 Maybe softening you up a little bit. 1340 01:17:15,829 --> 01:17:17,932 - I'd like to thank you very much for that. - You're welcome, Billy. 1341 01:17:17,956 --> 01:17:20,413 - Your compliment, dreamer. - Thank me on Sunday, Billy. 1342 01:17:20,500 --> 01:17:22,456 And I'd like to say I'm afraid I will. 1343 01:17:22,544 --> 01:17:26,958 I would like to say that he is the finest defensive halfback in his league. 1344 01:17:27,049 --> 01:17:28,901 You both have this great respect for each other. 1345 01:17:28,925 --> 01:17:30,653 - Yes, we have. A lot of respect. - Lot of respect. 1346 01:17:30,677 --> 01:17:33,134 Dreamer, who do you think is gonna win the game? 1347 01:17:35,223 --> 01:17:37,509 I'll be kind to him, but we're gonna win. 1348 01:17:37,601 --> 01:17:39,091 Billy Clyde, what do you believe? 1349 01:17:39,436 --> 01:17:41,427 You don't change beliefs, you change believers. 1350 01:17:41,521 --> 01:17:43,182 Haven't I heard that before? 1351 01:17:43,482 --> 01:17:45,143 Friedrich bismark said that. 1352 01:17:45,692 --> 01:17:47,523 - Man, you into beat? - Yes, I am, dreamer. 1353 01:17:47,611 --> 01:17:49,977 - I'm into beat. - No, man. 1354 01:17:50,072 --> 01:17:53,155 Just got into it but I'm taking it quite seriously and... 1355 01:17:53,241 --> 01:17:55,778 Look, Puckett, beat is nothing but sensory deprivation jive 1356 01:17:55,869 --> 01:17:58,181 laid on with zen and shook up with a whole lot of Lawrence Welk. 1357 01:17:58,205 --> 01:17:59,682 - Beat is out. - You're entitled to your opinion. 1358 01:17:59,706 --> 01:18:01,976 Pyramid power's what's in. Pyramid power's what's in, man. 1359 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,661 What's pyramid power? 1360 01:18:03,752 --> 01:18:07,210 It's based on the design of the great pyramid of cheops in the land of Egypt. 1361 01:18:07,297 --> 01:18:09,879 Man, it's a source of energy that you cannot believe. 1362 01:18:09,966 --> 01:18:12,457 And you expect to beat us with beat when we got pyramid power? 1363 01:18:12,552 --> 01:18:15,635 I never heard of pyramid power. But I'd like to hear more about it. 1364 01:18:15,722 --> 01:18:17,241 Well, there's all kinds of books on the subject, man. 1365 01:18:17,265 --> 01:18:18,660 Does this have anything to do with your game plan? 1366 01:18:18,684 --> 01:18:20,328 Is that what you're hanging around your neck? 1367 01:18:20,352 --> 01:18:21,967 That's it. That's it right there. 1368 01:18:22,062 --> 01:18:23,268 If you guys are gonna argue... 1369 01:18:24,564 --> 01:18:26,520 Settle this Sunday on the football field. 1370 01:18:26,608 --> 01:18:29,190 Now this is a very unusual super bowl game 1371 01:18:29,277 --> 01:18:31,188 and one of the many unusual features is that 1372 01:18:31,279 --> 01:18:35,147 the team from Miami is owned by a texan and the team from Dallas 1373 01:18:35,242 --> 01:18:38,484 is owned by a father and son from Newark, New Jersey. 1374 01:18:38,578 --> 01:18:41,615 We'll go over there now and say hello to the owners of these teams. 1375 01:18:41,957 --> 01:18:43,788 Congratulations on getting to the super bowl. 1376 01:18:44,042 --> 01:18:45,077 Congratulations. 1377 01:18:46,545 --> 01:18:47,625 Tell me about that. 1378 01:18:47,713 --> 01:18:48,998 I'll tell you what. 1379 01:18:49,089 --> 01:18:51,067 - The next time you're laying some chick... - Yeah. 1380 01:18:51,091 --> 01:18:52,752 You just place the thing under the bed. 1381 01:18:53,093 --> 01:18:54,503 Is that for true? 1382 01:18:55,011 --> 01:18:57,502 You're gonna never have energy like that, Jack. 1383 01:18:57,597 --> 01:18:59,053 What do you think, Billy Clyde, huh? 1384 01:18:59,725 --> 01:19:02,387 You did a real nice job, t.J., except you misspelled it. 1385 01:19:03,228 --> 01:19:06,095 - S-u-c-k-s. Sucks. - Never mind. 1386 01:19:06,189 --> 01:19:07,599 You come over here, Billy Clyde. 1387 01:19:07,691 --> 01:19:09,397 I spent all afternoon 1388 01:19:09,484 --> 01:19:11,975 looking in our apartment for that waldenbook. 1389 01:19:12,070 --> 01:19:14,231 It's in the locker room with my other books. 1390 01:19:14,489 --> 01:19:15,854 - Really? - Yeah. 1391 01:19:18,744 --> 01:19:20,780 I'm acting like a lunatic. 1392 01:19:20,871 --> 01:19:22,361 Yeah. A little bit. 1393 01:19:22,456 --> 01:19:24,071 Everybody does now and then. 1394 01:19:24,166 --> 01:19:26,498 You know, I really tried so hard to get it. 1395 01:19:26,710 --> 01:19:28,291 Maybe that's why I didn't. 1396 01:19:29,463 --> 01:19:33,001 But friedrich said if you stay in that room, you're gonna get it. 1397 01:19:34,134 --> 01:19:35,874 I think you should look at the bright side. 1398 01:19:35,969 --> 01:19:37,834 We're going to the super bowl. We're gonna win. 1399 01:19:37,929 --> 01:19:40,796 And you're gonna marry the guy you've been waiting for all your life. 1400 01:19:42,392 --> 01:19:43,392 Yeah. 1401 01:19:45,812 --> 01:19:48,303 - He makes me feel guilty. - Who does? Shake? 1402 01:19:48,398 --> 01:19:51,686 I've never felt guilty before about anything. 1403 01:19:51,777 --> 01:19:54,088 - I don't think you should lay it off on... - I've certainly felt lousy 1404 01:19:54,112 --> 01:19:55,272 and I've felt ashamed... 1405 01:19:55,363 --> 01:19:57,300 - I don't think you should put the blame... - And I wished I hadn't done what I did. 1406 01:19:57,324 --> 01:19:59,030 I've never felt guilty before. Now, I do. 1407 01:19:59,201 --> 01:20:00,762 Yeah, but you shouldn't put it off on him. 1408 01:20:00,786 --> 01:20:02,680 But I know he keeps telling me, "don't feel guilty." 1409 01:20:02,704 --> 01:20:04,724 - The more he says it... - Tell him not to bring it up. 1410 01:20:04,748 --> 01:20:06,659 He doesn't have to put it into words. 1411 01:20:06,750 --> 01:20:08,286 He makes me feel it. 1412 01:20:08,585 --> 01:20:09,745 But you don't. 1413 01:20:11,129 --> 01:20:12,665 Different jokes for different folks. 1414 01:20:14,424 --> 01:20:15,914 How did you get it, Billy Clyde? 1415 01:20:16,009 --> 01:20:17,874 Tell me. I mean, of all people. 1416 01:20:17,969 --> 01:20:20,381 It's almost impossible to relate to someone else. 1417 01:20:20,472 --> 01:20:23,259 It's almost impossible to tell anybody, even for a writer like myself. 1418 01:20:23,350 --> 01:20:25,636 Oh, god! Now you're never gonna think I'm perfect. 1419 01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:27,726 Wait a minute. 1420 01:20:27,813 --> 01:20:31,431 Friedrich says that being perfect is when you are what you are. 1421 01:20:31,525 --> 01:20:33,311 If you aren't, then you aren't. 1422 01:20:33,401 --> 01:20:36,438 And bj, you are what you are, so, therefore you are perfect. 1423 01:20:37,531 --> 01:20:39,738 Oh, Billy Clyde. 1424 01:20:41,159 --> 01:20:42,899 What am I gonna do without you? 1425 01:20:43,203 --> 01:20:44,568 Am I going somewhere? 1426 01:20:45,121 --> 01:20:47,908 It's not gonna be the same without old 22. 1427 01:20:49,459 --> 01:20:50,744 Oh, you mean you getting married. 1428 01:20:50,836 --> 01:20:52,747 Well, shoot, you do that all the time, bj. 1429 01:20:52,838 --> 01:20:55,124 Come on now, you know it's different with shake. 1430 01:20:55,465 --> 01:20:57,330 It's not gonna be the same. 1431 01:20:57,634 --> 01:20:58,874 Nothing stays the same. 1432 01:20:59,427 --> 01:21:00,883 Friedrich say that, too? 1433 01:21:01,346 --> 01:21:02,461 No. 1434 01:21:04,057 --> 01:21:05,672 B.c. Puckett said that. 1435 01:21:06,685 --> 01:21:08,596 You seem different since you got it. 1436 01:21:09,145 --> 01:21:10,385 Different how? 1437 01:21:10,730 --> 01:21:11,765 I don't know. Just... 1438 01:21:14,568 --> 01:21:15,683 Different. 1439 01:21:16,027 --> 01:21:17,187 Prettier? 1440 01:21:17,279 --> 01:21:18,439 Just different. 1441 01:21:52,647 --> 01:21:55,138 You'll find tax exemption makes all the difference. 1442 01:21:55,233 --> 01:21:56,939 - Really? - We're building this condominium 1443 01:21:57,027 --> 01:21:58,187 up around palm beach. 1444 01:21:58,445 --> 01:22:00,811 Wouldn't be possible without the tax break. 1445 01:22:05,327 --> 01:22:07,659 I wouldn't worry about it if I was you. 1446 01:22:08,496 --> 01:22:09,496 What? 1447 01:22:10,332 --> 01:22:13,119 Well, not everybody gets it. 1448 01:22:14,544 --> 01:22:16,330 She's just trying too hard. 1449 01:22:33,271 --> 01:22:35,603 - What you doing, man? - I'm a train. 1450 01:22:35,690 --> 01:22:37,772 No, you ain't a train. You're carrying a train. 1451 01:22:37,859 --> 01:22:39,474 Yeah, oh. Get it right. 1452 01:22:43,531 --> 01:22:45,442 I can give the benediction here, 1453 01:22:45,700 --> 01:22:49,113 then bismark will perform the actual ceremony. 1454 01:22:50,580 --> 01:22:52,536 Oh, yes, well, now, here I'll... 1455 01:22:53,375 --> 01:22:55,616 I'll say something about god. 1456 01:22:56,836 --> 01:22:59,168 That's Fred's idea. I think it's a good idea, too, Fred. 1457 01:22:59,255 --> 01:23:00,916 And I'll say something like, 1458 01:23:01,007 --> 01:23:03,235 if god happened to tell you what you were supposed to do, 1459 01:23:03,259 --> 01:23:06,968 well, then you'd be happy to do that, no matter what it was, 1460 01:23:07,263 --> 01:23:10,005 and since this is what god wants you to do, 1461 01:23:10,100 --> 01:23:12,807 well, then you're very, very happy. 1462 01:23:15,397 --> 01:23:17,124 - Well, if they are... - No, no, no, they won't kneel down. 1463 01:23:17,148 --> 01:23:19,685 No, no. Mr. bookman, you should go back and sit down now, 1464 01:23:19,776 --> 01:23:23,439 and Barbara Jane, why don't you come on up here, on the platform, all right? 1465 01:23:23,905 --> 01:23:24,735 Now... 1466 01:23:24,823 --> 01:23:27,155 Gentlemen, a word with you? 1467 01:23:28,743 --> 01:23:31,906 Now, remember, you'll seat the guests of the bride on the left, 1468 01:23:31,997 --> 01:23:33,453 the groom on the right. 1469 01:23:35,625 --> 01:23:37,741 How do we tell which from which? 1470 01:23:38,795 --> 01:23:39,910 You ask them. 1471 01:23:43,008 --> 01:23:44,669 Supposing they lie? 1472 01:23:46,511 --> 01:23:48,593 Now, I think it would be nice, shake, 1473 01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:51,092 if you were to, maybe say something of your own. 1474 01:23:51,182 --> 01:23:52,513 And, you, too, Barbara. 1475 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,682 - Say something that's... - That's hardly liturgical. 1476 01:23:54,769 --> 01:23:57,248 Well, it may not be liturgical, but I think it would be very nice 1477 01:23:57,272 --> 01:23:59,458 - if they did that, don't you? - Well, this is not a structured ceremony, 1478 01:23:59,482 --> 01:24:01,347 - of course. - That's right. 1479 01:24:01,443 --> 01:24:02,683 It's not a structured ceremony. 1480 01:24:02,777 --> 01:24:05,089 Which is why, I think it would be very nice of you to do that. 1481 01:24:05,113 --> 01:24:06,774 So you go ahead if you want to do that. 1482 01:24:06,865 --> 01:24:08,196 And then we can have some music. 1483 01:24:08,283 --> 01:24:11,446 Yes, the boys have quite a repertory, from handel to Carrie Jacobs-bond. 1484 01:24:11,536 --> 01:24:13,401 We'll have some more music than, perhaps. 1485 01:24:13,496 --> 01:24:16,659 And then communion, if you decide to receive communion. 1486 01:24:16,750 --> 01:24:18,536 That's at their discretion, certainly. 1487 01:24:18,626 --> 01:24:21,493 That would be nice and then I think... 1488 01:24:21,588 --> 01:24:23,858 - I think that will wrap it up. - Would you want them to kneel? 1489 01:24:23,882 --> 01:24:25,276 Oh, yes, they can kneel down if they want to, 1490 01:24:25,300 --> 01:24:27,086 but it's not important. Not important. 1491 01:24:27,510 --> 01:24:29,796 Where you are is where it's at. 1492 01:24:29,888 --> 01:24:33,176 Quit fuck... quit fooling with my money, Billy Clyde. 1493 01:24:33,266 --> 01:24:34,866 Just telling her about the beat training. 1494 01:24:35,185 --> 01:24:36,766 You full of shit, man. 1495 01:24:36,978 --> 01:24:38,843 When you get it, you got to tell people. 1496 01:24:38,938 --> 01:24:42,476 Hey, hey, this is puddin Patterson, remember? 1497 01:24:42,567 --> 01:24:46,310 I'm the one that knows when you zig and when you zag without turning around. 1498 01:24:46,404 --> 01:24:48,895 Man, you ain't no more got beat than I got fleas. 1499 01:24:49,157 --> 01:24:50,738 In the immortal words of gene autry, 1500 01:24:50,950 --> 01:24:54,283 "how come you know me so good when I'm really a stranger to myself?" 1501 01:24:54,370 --> 01:24:58,739 Plus, plus, you got a bad case of Barbara Jane bookman. 1502 01:24:59,042 --> 01:25:00,452 Well, I always had that. 1503 01:25:00,752 --> 01:25:02,083 I just didn't know how bad. 1504 01:25:09,177 --> 01:25:10,462 Oh, man. 1505 01:25:12,597 --> 01:25:15,157 You don't really think you're gonna pull this hustle off, do you? 1506 01:25:15,308 --> 01:25:17,219 I'm gonna give it my best shot. 1507 01:25:19,354 --> 01:25:22,312 Why not save your best shot till the game tomorrow? 1508 01:25:22,398 --> 01:25:23,854 That's when we gonna need it, man. 1509 01:25:24,192 --> 01:25:25,807 I'll be there. 1510 01:25:27,070 --> 01:25:30,528 Now, why don't you practice a little kiss there? 1511 01:25:30,615 --> 01:25:32,697 We'll say this is at the end of the ceremony. 1512 01:25:32,784 --> 01:25:34,866 Kiss, there. Thank you. Now you go. 1513 01:25:34,953 --> 01:25:36,363 Hallelujah. 1514 01:25:36,496 --> 01:25:38,862 Hallelujah. 1515 01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:41,531 Hallelujah, hallelujah. 1516 01:25:41,835 --> 01:25:44,417 Hallelujah. 1517 01:25:44,504 --> 01:25:47,462 Well, nobody said it wasn't gonna be semi-tough. 1518 01:25:47,549 --> 01:25:49,585 Hallelujah. 1519 01:25:50,135 --> 01:25:51,135 Hallelujah. 1520 01:27:43,164 --> 01:27:45,325 You've been in super bowl dressing rooms at half-time. 1521 01:27:45,416 --> 01:27:46,936 What's it like in the Miami dressing room? 1522 01:27:46,960 --> 01:27:49,167 Lindsey, I had a coach by the name of Vince lombardi, 1523 01:27:49,254 --> 01:27:51,666 and if we played as poorly as Miami did, 1524 01:27:51,756 --> 01:27:54,109 I wouldn't wanna go back in that dressing room at half-time. 1525 01:27:54,133 --> 01:27:55,043 Shit! 1526 01:27:55,134 --> 01:27:57,170 21 goddamn nothing! 1527 01:27:58,513 --> 01:28:01,846 Tutti frutties! We're nothing but a bunch of goddamn tutti frutties! 1528 01:28:01,933 --> 01:28:03,869 Now each and every one of us are gonna stand up here 1529 01:28:03,893 --> 01:28:05,679 and we're gonna look into god's eye 1530 01:28:05,770 --> 01:28:08,853 and we're gonna confess to the undeniable fact 1531 01:28:08,940 --> 01:28:11,977 that our game plan is going down the toilet. 1532 01:28:12,110 --> 01:28:14,129 Starting the fourth quarter, the weather is somewhat dismal, 1533 01:28:14,153 --> 01:28:16,269 matching the Miami performance to this point. 1534 01:28:16,447 --> 01:28:19,109 And a good many of the fans have started edging toward the exits 1535 01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:20,594 to go home to their television sets 1536 01:28:20,618 --> 01:28:22,529 and watch the finish of this ball game there. 1537 01:28:22,620 --> 01:28:24,611 And wondering why they ever left. 1538 01:28:34,507 --> 01:28:37,749 We have an official time-out called on the field 1539 01:28:37,844 --> 01:28:41,302 as the injured player is being removed from the playing field. 1540 01:28:41,389 --> 01:28:43,175 Punt team. Punt team, get in there. 1541 01:28:48,855 --> 01:28:50,595 That will be fine. Yeah. Whatever. 1542 01:28:51,816 --> 01:28:53,181 Just leave me alone. 1543 01:28:54,694 --> 01:28:57,231 Wait a minute! Look at the goddamn scoreboard. 1544 01:28:57,322 --> 01:28:58,232 We're getting our ass kicked. 1545 01:28:58,323 --> 01:29:00,163 If we can't have any laughs, why don't we quit? 1546 01:29:03,494 --> 01:29:05,576 Sir, they're sending in the kicking team. 1547 01:29:05,663 --> 01:29:07,073 - Religious, everybody... - Honey. 1548 01:29:07,165 --> 01:29:08,809 - Did you hear what he said about... - The kicking team is coming on the field. 1549 01:29:08,833 --> 01:29:10,744 - Well, I know, but... - Hooper, 1550 01:29:10,877 --> 01:29:13,584 on fourth and 14, you goddamn punt! 1551 01:29:13,963 --> 01:29:16,796 Yes, sir, but that is not the punting unit. 1552 01:29:16,883 --> 01:29:18,794 I believe they're going to attempt a field goal. 1553 01:29:18,885 --> 01:29:20,070 I understand how you feel about... 1554 01:29:20,094 --> 01:29:21,709 - A field goal? - A field goal. 1555 01:29:21,804 --> 01:29:23,044 From 60 yards? 1556 01:29:23,139 --> 01:29:26,222 Wait a minute. What the hell are we kicking a field goal for? 1557 01:29:26,517 --> 01:29:27,848 Who's kicking the field goal? 1558 01:29:27,935 --> 01:29:29,455 - Here! - We're kicking the field goal! 1559 01:29:39,447 --> 01:29:40,527 Set! 1560 01:29:40,615 --> 01:29:42,230 135! 1561 01:29:42,325 --> 01:29:43,325 Hut! Hut! 1562 01:29:57,006 --> 01:29:59,372 I don't believe it. A 63-yarder is good. 1563 01:30:04,013 --> 01:30:05,844 Ladies and gentlemen, 1564 01:30:05,932 --> 01:30:09,390 you have just seen a new league record in field goals, 1565 01:30:09,477 --> 01:30:12,059 64 yards. 1566 01:30:12,146 --> 01:30:14,353 Let's hear a nice round of applause 1567 01:30:14,440 --> 01:30:16,647 to the field goal kicker, number 7, 1568 01:30:16,901 --> 01:30:18,937 vlada kostov! 1569 01:30:21,406 --> 01:30:22,896 Okay, defense! 1570 01:30:24,735 --> 01:30:24,824 All right, you big, tall tutti frutti, 1571 01:30:24,825 --> 01:30:27,158 old Billy Clyde's gonna take this one straight up your ass. 1572 01:30:27,245 --> 01:30:28,610 Bullshit. 1573 01:30:28,871 --> 01:30:29,951 Time! 1574 01:30:30,039 --> 01:30:31,575 What are you telling him the play for? 1575 01:30:31,666 --> 01:30:34,427 What do you think we got that meeting back there for, you big asshole? 1576 01:30:35,628 --> 01:30:37,368 He's rolling to the right side. 1577 01:30:37,463 --> 01:30:39,124 Looks downfield for shake tiller. 1578 01:30:39,215 --> 01:30:40,330 Tiller on a hook and go. 1579 01:30:40,425 --> 01:30:42,211 The ball is in the air, 1580 01:30:42,301 --> 01:30:44,667 and it is good for a touchdown in the corner. 1581 01:30:59,193 --> 01:31:01,559 Come on, now! Get off your ass! Stop fooling! 1582 01:31:22,758 --> 01:31:25,670 You are marrying him! You are marrying him! 1583 01:31:25,761 --> 01:31:27,046 I'll tell you one thing, Lindsey. 1584 01:31:27,096 --> 01:31:29,462 We've got ourselves a ball game right now, 21-16, 1585 01:31:29,557 --> 01:31:31,843 and Miami has the momentum. Don't go away, folks. 1586 01:31:31,934 --> 01:31:34,971 Shake, old buddy. You know what I'm choosing to do? 1587 01:31:35,438 --> 01:31:36,438 What? 1588 01:31:36,522 --> 01:31:38,183 I am choosing to win this fucking game. 1589 01:31:49,076 --> 01:31:50,441 Manning takes the snap. 1590 01:31:50,536 --> 01:31:53,778 He's dropping back now, throws and it is incomplete. 1591 01:31:53,873 --> 01:31:55,283 Incomplete and that stops the clock 1592 01:31:55,374 --> 01:31:57,365 with only three seconds remaining. 1593 01:32:00,004 --> 01:32:01,844 You ain't gonna let me have fit, are you, lord? 1594 01:32:03,341 --> 01:32:05,878 I'm a sinner and you're gonna fuck me. 1595 01:32:07,845 --> 01:32:10,177 Three seconds. Let's go! Huddle! 1596 01:32:10,556 --> 01:32:12,888 Forty eight toss, Billy Clyde, on two! 1597 01:32:12,975 --> 01:32:14,636 It's heavily overcast. The lights are on. 1598 01:32:14,727 --> 01:32:16,388 This is the final play of the ball game. 1599 01:32:17,855 --> 01:32:20,267 Hose Manning waiting for the snap now. 1600 01:32:20,358 --> 01:32:22,144 Put the final play into motion. 1601 01:32:22,360 --> 01:32:24,296 Here is the pitch. It's going to Billy Clyde Puckett. 1602 01:32:24,320 --> 01:32:26,185 Trying the left side. 1603 01:32:26,280 --> 01:32:27,816 He's going to score! 1604 01:32:27,907 --> 01:32:29,693 I can't believe it. Miami wins it! 1605 01:32:29,784 --> 01:32:31,194 Hose across for the touchdown! 1606 01:32:39,252 --> 01:32:41,413 Go on and do it. Do it, puddin. 1607 01:32:41,671 --> 01:32:44,879 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 1608 01:33:04,110 --> 01:33:06,226 Jesu. 1609 01:33:06,445 --> 01:33:11,109 Joy of man's desiring... 1610 01:33:14,245 --> 01:33:17,533 Shake, you mustn't worry that Barbara Jane hasn't gotten it yet. 1611 01:33:17,623 --> 01:33:19,659 - I'm not worried. - Good. 1612 01:33:19,750 --> 01:33:22,332 Lot of people are gonna tell you mixed marriages don't work, 1613 01:33:22,628 --> 01:33:24,243 and it's true because it's so. 1614 01:33:25,172 --> 01:33:26,582 Most of them don't. 1615 01:33:26,674 --> 01:33:28,790 The truth ain't always what's so. 1616 01:33:28,968 --> 01:33:31,880 Exactly. The truth is also... so what. 1617 01:33:32,763 --> 01:33:34,344 We have to look at it that way. 1618 01:33:34,432 --> 01:33:37,094 Barbara Jane is gonna get it, I believe that in my bones. 1619 01:33:37,476 --> 01:33:39,967 Sorry. I didn't mean to say "believe." 1620 01:33:40,980 --> 01:33:43,221 It's all right, shake. Everyone's human. 1621 01:33:43,316 --> 01:33:44,897 We all backslide once in a while, 1622 01:33:44,984 --> 01:33:47,100 get caught up in belief systems. 1623 01:33:47,987 --> 01:33:51,946 Friedrich, you must have known some mixed marriages that have worked 1624 01:33:52,033 --> 01:33:54,194 where one person had it and the other one didn't? 1625 01:33:54,285 --> 01:33:56,196 Oh, sure, sure. There was... 1626 01:33:56,579 --> 01:33:58,695 No. That... that one didn't work. 1627 01:33:58,956 --> 01:34:01,117 - I know... I've heard of some. - It doesn't matter. 1628 01:34:01,375 --> 01:34:05,493 The most important thing is that Barbara Jane has her own space. 1629 01:34:05,713 --> 01:34:07,453 And she needs a lot of space. 1630 01:34:07,590 --> 01:34:09,296 So if you give her her own space, 1631 01:34:09,467 --> 01:34:11,879 then you gonna have her right in the palm of your hand. 1632 01:34:13,846 --> 01:34:15,802 And you've got a great pair of hands, shake. 1633 01:34:16,140 --> 01:34:17,926 Proved that on the field. 1634 01:34:18,184 --> 01:34:20,926 You're gonna have the first mixed marriage that works. 1635 01:34:28,361 --> 01:34:32,479 Onward, Christian soldiers. 1636 01:34:32,573 --> 01:34:36,657 Marching as fo war. 1637 01:34:36,744 --> 01:34:38,450 There's also the capital gains element, 1638 01:34:38,788 --> 01:34:40,904 but you can always handle that by 1639 01:34:40,998 --> 01:34:42,909 setting up an eleemosynary trust in the Bahamas 1640 01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:44,880 and then laundering it back through Switzerland. 1641 01:34:46,003 --> 01:34:47,163 Switzerland. 1642 01:34:48,297 --> 01:34:51,539 Leads against the foe. 1643 01:34:51,634 --> 01:34:55,593 Forward into battle. 1644 01:34:55,680 --> 01:34:59,047 See his banners go. 1645 01:34:59,141 --> 01:35:03,180 Onward, Christian soldiers. 1646 01:35:03,312 --> 01:35:05,849 Marching as fo war. 1647 01:35:09,276 --> 01:35:11,392 With the cross of Jesus. 1648 01:35:11,487 --> 01:35:14,274 Going on before... 1649 01:35:18,035 --> 01:35:19,900 Look at the bright side. 1650 01:35:20,788 --> 01:35:22,699 After a year and a half of marriage, 1651 01:35:22,873 --> 01:35:23,873 the humping is over. 1652 01:35:25,793 --> 01:35:28,125 And you get down to your basic friendship. 1653 01:35:28,421 --> 01:35:31,208 You and Barbara Jane have been friends for years. 1654 01:35:31,382 --> 01:35:33,543 So you're way ahead of the game. 1655 01:35:34,385 --> 01:35:36,501 Friedrich doesn't think she's ever going to get it. 1656 01:35:36,721 --> 01:35:39,554 He didn't say that. Exactly. 1657 01:35:40,266 --> 01:35:42,006 Oh, what do you think? 1658 01:35:42,685 --> 01:35:44,516 I'll tell you what I think. 1659 01:35:44,603 --> 01:35:48,437 I think beat is one of the semi-great things that I ever took in my life. 1660 01:35:50,443 --> 01:35:53,355 I learned how to tell people things honestly 1661 01:35:53,446 --> 01:35:56,108 without worrying about hurting their feelings, 1662 01:35:56,198 --> 01:35:58,189 especially if they've got their own little space. 1663 01:35:58,284 --> 01:36:02,402 They occupy a space like I occupy my space and you occupy your space. 1664 01:36:02,621 --> 01:36:04,516 You don't have to worry about hurting their feelings. 1665 01:36:04,540 --> 01:36:07,828 All you have to do is just let it all hang out. 1666 01:36:08,544 --> 01:36:10,535 Okay. Let me have it. 1667 01:36:13,007 --> 01:36:14,998 I want the truth, Billy Clyde. 1668 01:36:18,679 --> 01:36:20,294 So she never gets it, 1669 01:36:20,389 --> 01:36:22,380 she's still the same old Barb. 1670 01:36:24,685 --> 01:36:26,971 How are you supposed to share something with somebody 1671 01:36:27,062 --> 01:36:28,472 who doesn't even understand 1672 01:36:28,564 --> 01:36:31,351 what it is you're supposed to be sharing? 1673 01:36:31,609 --> 01:36:33,645 Seems to me you've been doing all right so far. 1674 01:36:34,570 --> 01:36:36,686 - Marriage is different. - I acknowledge that. 1675 01:36:36,781 --> 01:36:39,067 It's commitment to sharing. 1676 01:36:39,450 --> 01:36:41,190 All the time. 1677 01:36:41,827 --> 01:36:45,365 Now, Barbara Jane's a girl that's used to having her own way, shake. 1678 01:36:46,749 --> 01:36:48,159 She's got you, 1679 01:36:48,626 --> 01:36:50,241 somebody who doesn't mind sharing, 1680 01:36:51,545 --> 01:36:53,081 somebody that doesn't mind giving. 1681 01:36:54,673 --> 01:36:56,584 All you've got to do is give her some space. 1682 01:36:58,636 --> 01:37:01,628 Barbara Jane needs a whole piss-pot full of space. 1683 01:37:13,776 --> 01:37:16,142 I want to go to India for our honeymoon. 1684 01:37:20,699 --> 01:37:22,530 Lot of space there. 1685 01:37:23,035 --> 01:37:24,150 She don't want to go. 1686 01:37:24,245 --> 01:37:26,361 She'll go, but she don't want to go. 1687 01:37:27,873 --> 01:37:30,489 Well, they get that way when they get to be wives. 1688 01:37:32,294 --> 01:37:33,784 Why don't you go to China? 1689 01:37:34,004 --> 01:37:35,244 It's close. 1690 01:37:35,673 --> 01:37:37,334 When you marry someone, 1691 01:37:37,508 --> 01:37:40,921 you want them to want to do things you want to do, don't you? 1692 01:37:43,013 --> 01:37:44,950 Maybe she'd get it if you give her a couple of kids. 1693 01:37:44,974 --> 01:37:46,054 Kids? 1694 01:37:46,976 --> 01:37:49,763 Who said anything about kids? God, we don't need any kids now. 1695 01:37:51,772 --> 01:37:53,728 I think you ought to give her some kids. 1696 01:37:54,275 --> 01:37:55,936 You got to tie her down, 1697 01:37:56,151 --> 01:37:57,937 put her on a short leash. 1698 01:37:58,028 --> 01:38:00,235 You know Barbara Jane, she's gotta have responsibility. 1699 01:38:00,322 --> 01:38:02,187 Now, you give her two or three kids, who knows? 1700 01:38:02,408 --> 01:38:05,115 Forget about Barbara Jane. I'm not ready for kids. 1701 01:38:06,036 --> 01:38:07,321 All right. 1702 01:38:07,955 --> 01:38:09,240 You want to take that chance. 1703 01:38:11,959 --> 01:38:13,074 Here comes the bride. 1704 01:38:26,640 --> 01:38:28,676 One thing about old Barbara Jane, 1705 01:38:28,976 --> 01:38:31,217 no matter how many times she gets hitched, 1706 01:38:31,312 --> 01:38:33,803 she always looks like it's the first time out of the gate. 1707 01:38:36,859 --> 01:38:39,316 Shake, old buddy, you've been shot in the ass with luck. 1708 01:38:39,653 --> 01:38:41,268 And you know why? 1709 01:38:41,405 --> 01:38:43,316 'Cause even if bj never gets it, 1710 01:38:43,407 --> 01:38:47,446 even if you have to share all your space the rest of your life, 1711 01:38:47,745 --> 01:38:49,906 it don't matter. You can handle it 1712 01:38:50,539 --> 01:38:52,279 because you're a winner. 1713 01:38:52,374 --> 01:38:55,866 You've got a whole winning life out there waiting for you. 1714 01:38:56,337 --> 01:38:58,043 Just don't think of losing. 1715 01:38:58,964 --> 01:39:00,124 Shall we go? 1716 01:39:55,688 --> 01:39:58,771 Dearly beloved, this is it. 1717 01:40:00,484 --> 01:40:01,564 This is all there is. 1718 01:40:02,277 --> 01:40:03,983 There isn't any more. 1719 01:40:04,989 --> 01:40:07,731 Life is a shell game without the shell. 1720 01:40:11,745 --> 01:40:13,485 There is nothing up the sleeve of life. 1721 01:40:14,915 --> 01:40:17,076 You either get life or you don't, 1722 01:40:18,752 --> 01:40:20,288 and if you don't, 1723 01:40:20,879 --> 01:40:23,666 life... gets you. 1724 01:40:26,719 --> 01:40:27,959 Mr. bookman. 1725 01:40:37,688 --> 01:40:40,304 You two have chosen to be here, 1726 01:40:41,650 --> 01:40:43,686 and now, Barbara Jane, 1727 01:40:43,777 --> 01:40:46,769 do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? 1728 01:40:48,282 --> 01:40:49,988 To have and to hold, 1729 01:40:50,784 --> 01:40:53,025 to share, and be shared, 1730 01:40:53,704 --> 01:40:55,535 till death do you part? 1731 01:40:58,542 --> 01:40:59,542 I do. 1732 01:41:01,378 --> 01:41:03,039 And do you, Marvin, 1733 01:41:03,130 --> 01:41:05,621 take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, 1734 01:41:07,593 --> 01:41:09,675 to have and to hold, 1735 01:41:09,887 --> 01:41:12,503 to share and be shared, 1736 01:41:14,266 --> 01:41:16,097 till death do you part? 1737 01:41:58,852 --> 01:41:59,887 I don't. 1738 01:42:01,522 --> 01:42:02,637 I'm sorry, I don't. 1739 01:42:04,233 --> 01:42:05,769 Oh, shit. 1740 01:42:09,905 --> 01:42:11,111 I'm sorry, Billy Clyde. 1741 01:42:11,448 --> 01:42:12,858 I acknowledge that. 1742 01:42:18,747 --> 01:42:21,159 - Are you walking out on Barbara Jane? - Yes, sir, I am. 1743 01:42:21,250 --> 01:42:24,413 A goddamn wide receiver walking out on Barbara Jane bookman? 1744 01:42:24,503 --> 01:42:26,539 I'll trade your ass to Seattle. 1745 01:42:26,922 --> 01:42:28,253 Tampa. 1746 01:42:28,674 --> 01:42:30,210 I'll put you up on goddamn waivers. 1747 01:42:30,300 --> 01:42:32,757 It's all right, shake. You're perfect the way you are. 1748 01:42:32,845 --> 01:42:35,052 You made a deal to marry and by god, you're gonna marry. 1749 01:42:35,139 --> 01:42:37,471 - It's all right, Mr. bookman. - All right, my ass. 1750 01:42:37,558 --> 01:42:39,924 Sometimes it's better to say, "I don't" than "I do." 1751 01:42:40,435 --> 01:42:41,800 The hell it is! 1752 01:42:45,315 --> 01:42:47,476 Please, young gentlemen! 1753 01:42:47,985 --> 01:42:50,271 Stay in your seats! Nobody leaves! 1754 01:42:54,825 --> 01:42:56,861 Please, young gentlemen! 1755 01:42:57,119 --> 01:42:59,030 Police officer! Everybody sit down! 1756 01:43:02,374 --> 01:43:04,911 Looks like I've been left at the altar, Billy Clyde. 1757 01:43:05,002 --> 01:43:06,333 Looks like. 1758 01:43:09,506 --> 01:43:11,246 Pick up hooper and give him some air! 1759 01:43:11,508 --> 01:43:12,508 Out you go. 1760 01:43:12,718 --> 01:43:13,798 Come on. 1761 01:43:14,136 --> 01:43:17,173 First marriage I ever fucked up before the ceremony. 1762 01:43:17,598 --> 01:43:18,804 Nobody's perfect. 1763 01:43:19,600 --> 01:43:24,139 Well, I guess I ought to go home and hang my head in shame. 1764 01:43:25,939 --> 01:43:29,147 Friedrich's right about one thing. I sure am an asshole. 1765 01:43:29,610 --> 01:43:31,066 Friedrich is an asshole. 1766 01:43:35,365 --> 01:43:36,730 Say that again! 1767 01:43:36,825 --> 01:43:38,941 Friedrich is an asshole. 1768 01:43:39,578 --> 01:43:41,534 You didn't get it? 1769 01:43:41,914 --> 01:43:44,656 In the immortal words of gene autry, "nope." 1770 01:43:45,083 --> 01:43:46,869 You son of a bitch. 1771 01:43:49,338 --> 01:43:51,249 There goes hooper! 1772 01:43:51,548 --> 01:43:54,381 I think we should get out of here before I have to hit somebody 1773 01:43:54,468 --> 01:43:56,004 who can hit me back. 1774 01:43:59,389 --> 01:44:01,550 Experience that, you asshole! 1775 01:44:09,024 --> 01:44:10,560 Jesus, you are rotten. 1776 01:44:10,734 --> 01:44:14,022 You know, I really should have expected you to pull something like this. 1777 01:44:15,572 --> 01:44:18,780 I haven't felt like this since you had me convinced I was pregnant. 1778 01:44:19,117 --> 01:44:20,778 You weren't even 10 years old. 1779 01:44:20,869 --> 01:44:23,326 Well, you still had me feeling guilty. 1780 01:44:24,498 --> 01:44:26,454 Maybe you were the one... 1781 01:44:27,626 --> 01:44:28,957 Is that possible? 1782 01:44:31,463 --> 01:44:32,498 It's possible. 1783 01:44:35,133 --> 01:44:36,418 You were doing it for me. 1784 01:44:39,513 --> 01:44:41,629 Thinking back about it now, 1785 01:44:41,723 --> 01:44:43,930 I do feel a little semi-selfish. 1786 01:44:45,394 --> 01:44:47,976 Oh, Jesus. 1787 01:44:48,313 --> 01:44:50,395 What a pair of assholes we are. 1788 01:44:50,565 --> 01:44:51,896 Semi-assholes. 1789 01:44:52,276 --> 01:44:53,686 Mazel tov! 1790 01:44:55,445 --> 01:44:57,936 - Oh, thank you. - If she only knew. 1791 01:44:59,950 --> 01:45:02,679 Look, if you're gonna feel guilty, why don't you feel guilty in Hawaii? 1792 01:45:02,703 --> 01:45:04,239 - What's in Hawaii? - Me. 1793 01:45:09,668 --> 01:45:11,204 It should have been you up there, huh? 1794 01:45:13,213 --> 01:45:14,623 No. 1795 01:45:14,715 --> 01:45:16,546 - You wouldn't marry me? - No. 1796 01:45:17,092 --> 01:45:18,832 Well, I don't like living in sin. 1797 01:45:18,927 --> 01:45:20,280 Well, how do you know? You never tried it. 1798 01:45:20,304 --> 01:45:21,510 This is true. 1799 01:45:25,267 --> 01:45:29,135 Well, what will we do in Hawaii? 1800 01:45:29,938 --> 01:45:32,145 Oh, we'll think of something. 1801 01:45:34,151 --> 01:45:37,359 Oh, there's gotta be something else to do. 1802 01:45:37,446 --> 01:45:40,153 - We'll try something else, too. - Yeah, you think so? 1803 01:45:40,240 --> 01:45:42,356 - Who knows? - After all these years? 1804 01:45:43,118 --> 01:45:44,574 Might surprise ourselves. 1805 01:45:48,373 --> 01:45:49,579 Pair of threes. 1806 01:45:53,003 --> 01:45:54,209 Pair of fives.