1 00:00:03,024 --> 00:00:04,526 Are you tired 2 00:00:04,609 --> 00:00:06,110 of being taxed for jerking off? 3 00:00:06,194 --> 00:00:08,279 Visit Hot Not-AI Jerk Off Cams 4 00:00:08,363 --> 00:00:10,990 and find your perfect tax-exempt pleasure mate. 5 00:00:11,074 --> 00:00:13,826 Oh. I can't afford not to. 6 00:00:13,910 --> 00:00:16,204 Ah! Need eyes inside the vault, now! 7 00:00:17,872 --> 00:00:21,000 Door one -- Open. 8 00:00:21,084 --> 00:00:23,169 Door two -- Open. 9 00:00:25,588 --> 00:00:27,465 Door three -- We got there. 10 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:30,260 The gold. All of the gold is gone! 11 00:00:30,343 --> 00:00:32,136 Fort Knox has been robbed! 12 00:00:32,219 --> 00:00:33,805 Holy shit. 13 00:00:33,888 --> 00:00:36,516 All units. Paranormal perp outside the gates. 14 00:00:36,599 --> 00:00:38,434 Intercept with extreme caution! 15 00:00:39,477 --> 00:00:41,688 Agent Harrison, FBI. 16 00:00:41,771 --> 00:00:43,273 And you're sure about this? 17 00:00:43,356 --> 00:00:44,816 Of course. I'm on it. 18 00:00:44,899 --> 00:00:47,277 What is it, Harrison? Not what, who. 19 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,070 Pull every file we have on leprechauns. 20 00:00:50,405 --> 00:00:52,740 President Curtis. Damn. No shit. 21 00:00:52,824 --> 00:00:54,659 Yeah, yeah. I'm on it. 22 00:00:54,742 --> 00:00:55,910 Was that the Boring Police calling 23 00:00:55,994 --> 00:00:57,662 because O'Doyle was taking forever to move? 24 00:00:57,745 --> 00:00:59,706 I was just about to attack with my slug. 25 00:00:59,789 --> 00:01:01,332 Your slug doesn't have the range, bro. 26 00:01:01,416 --> 00:01:03,543 Will you nerds shut up? All the gold was robbed 27 00:01:03,626 --> 00:01:05,628 from Fort Knox, and they caught one suspect. 28 00:01:05,712 --> 00:01:07,380 A female leprechaun. 29 00:01:07,463 --> 00:01:09,382 Orfhlaith O'Doyle. 30 00:01:09,465 --> 00:01:11,676 Oh, shit, she might be related to you! 31 00:01:11,759 --> 00:01:13,469 Oh, shit, she is. 32 00:01:13,553 --> 00:01:14,804 Oh, shit, is that your mother? 33 00:01:14,887 --> 00:01:15,930 Oh, come on! Obviously! 34 00:01:16,014 --> 00:01:17,056 Oh, shit. 35 00:01:43,166 --> 00:01:46,169 No alarm was triggered. The gold just vanished. 36 00:01:46,252 --> 00:01:48,588 Your mother was caught outside the gates here. 37 00:01:48,671 --> 00:01:51,006 No gold on her, either. It's almost like she -- 38 00:01:51,090 --> 00:01:52,508 Wanted to get caught? Obviously. 39 00:01:52,592 --> 00:01:53,885 But why would she want to get caught? 40 00:01:53,968 --> 00:01:55,637 Who gives a shit? If the world finds out 41 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:56,971 America's gold is gone, 42 00:01:57,054 --> 00:01:59,057 it will trigger a global financial meltdown. 43 00:01:59,140 --> 00:02:00,433 We need it back. Now. 44 00:02:00,516 --> 00:02:02,060 Shoot her into the sun. What's that? 45 00:02:02,143 --> 00:02:04,354 Shoot her into the sun. 46 00:02:04,437 --> 00:02:06,022 You cannot trust a leprechaun, ever. 47 00:02:06,105 --> 00:02:07,148 But you're half leprechaun. 48 00:02:07,231 --> 00:02:08,440 I'm sorry, who are you? 49 00:02:08,523 --> 00:02:10,193 The bureau's top leprechaun experts. 50 00:02:10,276 --> 00:02:12,403 We kinda have a "will-they, won't-they" thing going on. 51 00:02:12,487 --> 00:02:15,156 I got 50 bucks that says we will, and fast. 52 00:02:15,239 --> 00:02:18,159 Oh, my god, Bilkin, shut up. 53 00:02:18,242 --> 00:02:19,869 As for your mother, without evidence, 54 00:02:19,952 --> 00:02:21,954 all we can do is hold her for questioning. 55 00:02:22,038 --> 00:02:24,082 She'll never talk. But here's the thing -- 56 00:02:24,165 --> 00:02:26,584 Your mother said she'd confess. Only to you. 57 00:02:26,668 --> 00:02:28,086 Perfect reason not to involve me. 58 00:02:28,169 --> 00:02:29,796 That will be part of her plan. 59 00:02:29,879 --> 00:02:31,631 I'm sorry, how the hell can one leprechaun 60 00:02:31,714 --> 00:02:33,591 move 4,000 metric tons of gold? 61 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:35,385 Teleportation. We believe leprechauns 62 00:02:35,468 --> 00:02:37,929 can trick matter into moving locations. 63 00:02:38,012 --> 00:02:40,390 Ugh. Please. Lepro-portation is a parlor trick. 64 00:02:40,473 --> 00:02:41,808 The most a leprechaun could ever move 65 00:02:41,891 --> 00:02:44,769 is a condom out of a wallet. 66 00:02:44,852 --> 00:02:47,563 I didn't rob you, dicks. I don't lie, and I don't trick. 67 00:02:47,647 --> 00:02:49,564 Then why are you refusing to cooperate? 68 00:02:49,649 --> 00:02:51,567 This is what I am talking about! 69 00:02:51,651 --> 00:02:53,152 She's tangling us in her web. 70 00:02:53,236 --> 00:02:55,112 Christ, O'Doyle, your mom isn't Lex Luthor. 71 00:02:55,196 --> 00:02:56,823 Yes, she is. 72 00:02:56,906 --> 00:02:59,200 Come on, man. You can't let your mom get to you like this. 73 00:02:59,283 --> 00:03:01,953 You need to put that shit in a box and do the job. 74 00:03:02,036 --> 00:03:04,664 I mean, it is true, O'Doyle. America needs its gold back. 75 00:03:04,747 --> 00:03:06,708 You'll do it, right? You'll suck it up and do it? 76 00:03:08,793 --> 00:03:11,379 That's my boy! See? Number one guy! 77 00:03:11,462 --> 00:03:13,423 Watch. His mother's gonna be squealing. 78 00:03:13,506 --> 00:03:15,383 I'm telling you, he's ice cold. 79 00:03:19,137 --> 00:03:20,638 Door -- Open. Hooray. 80 00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:22,265 Should be interesting. 81 00:03:22,348 --> 00:03:24,142 We've never had a female leprechaun in custody. 82 00:03:24,225 --> 00:03:25,727 I was skeptical they even existed. 83 00:03:25,810 --> 00:03:27,103 I mean, they're never seen. 84 00:03:27,186 --> 00:03:28,730 Well, I've never seen you cook, 85 00:03:28,813 --> 00:03:30,732 but that doesn't mean you can't make me dinner. 86 00:03:30,815 --> 00:03:33,443 Ooh, Harrison. 87 00:03:33,526 --> 00:03:35,069 Alright. Everyone, arms out. 88 00:03:35,153 --> 00:03:37,029 You will be sprayed with an anti-aura mist. 89 00:03:37,112 --> 00:03:38,823 Us, too? We're not talking to her. 90 00:03:38,906 --> 00:03:41,284 She can read auras through all possible barriers. 91 00:03:41,367 --> 00:03:42,576 Both guards who transported her 92 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:44,370 ended up in the psychiatric ward. 93 00:03:44,454 --> 00:03:46,539 You think a mist can stop her? 94 00:03:46,622 --> 00:03:48,207 She is a miserable spider-witch. 95 00:03:48,291 --> 00:03:50,293 O'Doyle. You can't let her see you get mad. 96 00:03:50,376 --> 00:03:51,627 Just get that confession. 97 00:03:51,711 --> 00:03:53,171 Open the door. 98 00:03:53,254 --> 00:03:54,338 That's m'job. 99 00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:59,218 Oh-ho-ho! 100 00:03:59,302 --> 00:04:01,596 Francis, me boy. 101 00:04:01,679 --> 00:04:03,806 Tell me, if ye died right now, 102 00:04:03,890 --> 00:04:06,934 and the Lord himself stood before you and said, 103 00:04:07,018 --> 00:04:08,811 "Ye may enter the kingdom of heaven 104 00:04:08,895 --> 00:04:10,480 so long as ye tell me true -- 105 00:04:10,563 --> 00:04:12,774 what are ye, man or leprechaun?" 106 00:04:12,857 --> 00:04:14,442 what would ye say? 107 00:04:14,525 --> 00:04:16,151 Okay, where's the gold, mother? 108 00:04:16,235 --> 00:04:17,528 Which gold? 109 00:04:17,612 --> 00:04:19,071 You know which gold. Where did you put it? 110 00:04:19,155 --> 00:04:21,240 Are you really so ashamed of your heritage, Francis? 111 00:04:21,324 --> 00:04:24,327 Go on. Ask me the right way. I'll answer. 112 00:04:27,246 --> 00:04:29,749 Where's...me gold? 113 00:04:31,501 --> 00:04:33,503 Can we be done torturing me because I'm half-human? 114 00:04:33,586 --> 00:04:35,254 Wasn't my entire childhood enough? 115 00:04:35,338 --> 00:04:39,091 Oh, Francis, I treated ye the same as any leprechaun child. 116 00:04:39,175 --> 00:04:40,718 You just think I treated you different 117 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:42,094 because you are different. 118 00:04:42,178 --> 00:04:43,513 So many feelings! 119 00:04:43,596 --> 00:04:45,348 Where is it, mother? 120 00:04:45,430 --> 00:04:47,850 Oh, come on, now. They might not know about the gold, 121 00:04:47,934 --> 00:04:50,478 but we do. Ay, boy? Our little secret. 122 00:04:50,561 --> 00:04:51,896 Stop blinking. 123 00:04:51,978 --> 00:04:53,564 Whatever you're doing is not gonna work. 124 00:04:53,648 --> 00:04:54,857 But it already has. 125 00:04:54,941 --> 00:04:56,651 Okay. No contact resuming now. 126 00:04:56,734 --> 00:04:58,569 It was great working with ye, me boy! 127 00:05:00,655 --> 00:05:03,199 What was that winking? Was she trying to be sexy? 128 00:05:03,282 --> 00:05:05,201 You read that as sexy? She was blinking 129 00:05:05,284 --> 00:05:08,162 in Gaelic Morse code. It translates to "CAHILL." 130 00:05:08,246 --> 00:05:09,497 Her rival clan. 131 00:05:09,580 --> 00:05:11,374 Why did your mother say you worked with her? 132 00:05:11,457 --> 00:05:13,334 Because she's a lying mind worm! 133 00:05:13,417 --> 00:05:15,419 None of you have any idea what you're dealing with here. 134 00:05:15,503 --> 00:05:17,004 Oh, you're right about that. 135 00:05:17,088 --> 00:05:19,131 Agent O'Doyle, you are now a person of interest. 136 00:05:19,215 --> 00:05:20,758 We need to hold you for questioning. 137 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:22,093 What? Are you kidding me? 138 00:05:22,176 --> 00:05:24,345 Because she said I worked with her? 139 00:05:24,428 --> 00:05:25,805 Sir, come on. 140 00:05:25,888 --> 00:05:27,807 You can't honestly side with my mother here. 141 00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:29,350 She's such a mean asshole! 142 00:05:29,433 --> 00:05:31,018 O'Doyle, just cooperate 143 00:05:31,102 --> 00:05:33,062 so we can bust your mom and find this gold! 144 00:05:33,145 --> 00:05:34,939 Cooperating got me into this! 145 00:05:35,022 --> 00:05:37,149 Yeah, it's true, sir. He did tell us this would happen. 146 00:05:37,233 --> 00:05:39,277 Okay, do we need to cuff you, or will you come willingly? 147 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,487 Can I at least take a shit first? 148 00:05:41,571 --> 00:05:43,531 All this stress has my bowels in a knot. 149 00:05:43,614 --> 00:05:46,701 I get it. I'm a nervous shitter, too. Pumpkin works for me. 150 00:05:46,784 --> 00:05:48,786 Guard, please accompany him to the bathroom. 151 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:50,079 This is humiliating. 152 00:05:50,162 --> 00:05:51,747 Cheese cuts both ways, pal. 153 00:05:51,831 --> 00:05:53,207 Man. Unbelievable. 154 00:05:53,291 --> 00:05:54,917 You don't think he's actually involved, do you? 155 00:05:55,001 --> 00:05:57,295 How would I know? He's whining like a little diaper boy 156 00:05:57,378 --> 00:05:59,046 while half a trillion is on the line. 157 00:05:59,130 --> 00:06:00,882 We need focus, not emotion. 158 00:06:00,965 --> 00:06:03,843 Until we find this gold, you're my number one guy, Banks. 159 00:06:03,926 --> 00:06:06,929 Or, number one girl. Um, no, that sounds bad. 160 00:06:07,013 --> 00:06:09,974 You're my number one guy, regardless of boobs or dicks. 161 00:06:10,057 --> 00:06:11,851 Whatever. You get the idea. 162 00:06:11,934 --> 00:06:13,769 I do. What is taking so long? 163 00:06:13,853 --> 00:06:15,271 Did he fall in? 164 00:06:15,354 --> 00:06:18,399 What the -- Stupid thing sucks. 165 00:06:18,482 --> 00:06:19,734 No! Oh, goddammit! 166 00:06:19,817 --> 00:06:21,986 He told us he had to shit. 167 00:06:22,069 --> 00:06:24,238 Sir, I thought you said he didn't lie. 168 00:06:24,322 --> 00:06:26,032 Oh, he didn't lie. Check the toilet. 169 00:06:26,115 --> 00:06:28,284 Damn, he's good. I'm jealous. Look at that. 170 00:06:28,367 --> 00:06:30,661 All units! We have a runner. I want everyone on this! 171 00:06:30,745 --> 00:06:33,331 Go, go, go! Follow me! 172 00:07:18,084 --> 00:07:20,044 Mm. 173 00:07:20,127 --> 00:07:22,129 What the -- 174 00:07:22,213 --> 00:07:24,298 Sonnovabitch. 175 00:07:24,382 --> 00:07:26,258 No, no, no, no, don't shoot! I'm by myself! 176 00:07:26,342 --> 00:07:29,011 How the fuck did you find me? Bro, robot brain. 177 00:07:29,095 --> 00:07:31,263 I calculated all possible trajectories from the river. 178 00:07:31,347 --> 00:07:33,057 That led me here, and I just paid the lady up front 179 00:07:33,140 --> 00:07:35,476 10 bucks to point out your spot. Goddammit, Judy. 180 00:07:35,559 --> 00:07:37,436 So, you're here to turn me in? What? No. 181 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,939 You went into my mind and helped me, so I'm here to help you. 182 00:07:40,022 --> 00:07:41,440 Go home, Banks. I will. 183 00:07:41,524 --> 00:07:43,609 Once we get evidence and clear your name. 184 00:07:43,693 --> 00:07:46,278 Now, where can we find the Cahill Clan? 185 00:07:46,362 --> 00:07:47,738 I can't go where my mother wants. 186 00:07:47,822 --> 00:07:49,532 Uh, you don't think this is what she wants? 187 00:07:49,615 --> 00:07:51,325 You locked in a cage? 188 00:07:51,409 --> 00:07:54,578 Taking handle pulls of ersatz whiskey like a teenage frat boy? 189 00:07:54,662 --> 00:07:56,914 If you don't do something, she's already won. 190 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:59,709 I mean...the only way to get info from a leprechaun 191 00:07:59,792 --> 00:08:01,627 is trickery. And I don't lie. 192 00:08:01,711 --> 00:08:04,797 Well, you won't have to. We could Rainbow Connect. 193 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,674 What? A leprechaun mind-meld? 194 00:08:06,757 --> 00:08:08,342 I can artificially compartmentalize. 195 00:08:08,426 --> 00:08:10,469 The part of you that hates lying could be in me. 196 00:08:10,553 --> 00:08:13,014 You don't want to hold the part of a leprechaun that lies. 197 00:08:13,097 --> 00:08:15,516 Trust me. Buddy, I do trust you. 198 00:08:15,599 --> 00:08:16,934 But you're not going to prove you're innocent 199 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:18,477 from your prepper den. 200 00:08:18,561 --> 00:08:21,230 Uhp, hold on. 201 00:08:21,313 --> 00:08:22,898 Wow. You went straight to baking cookies? 202 00:08:22,982 --> 00:08:24,734 And you went straight to not getting one. 203 00:08:24,817 --> 00:08:25,943 Wait, no, sorry, I want one. 204 00:08:27,486 --> 00:08:29,280 Donny and Declan Cahill. 205 00:08:29,363 --> 00:08:31,991 I, uh -- I guess dress for the job you want, huh? 206 00:08:32,074 --> 00:08:33,700 All leprechauns wear green, Banks. 207 00:08:33,784 --> 00:08:35,786 It's the shade of green that matters. 208 00:08:35,870 --> 00:08:36,911 That's their clan color. 209 00:08:36,996 --> 00:08:38,247 Puke? Summer Artichoke. 210 00:08:38,329 --> 00:08:39,915 God, this is gonna suck. 211 00:08:39,998 --> 00:08:42,584 The Cahills hate me almost as much as they hate my mother. 212 00:08:42,668 --> 00:08:45,004 Well, if you all hate her, why not work together 213 00:08:45,087 --> 00:08:47,298 to take her down? Leprechaun clans don't mix. 214 00:08:47,381 --> 00:08:50,176 Each one operates under the thumb of a powerful matriarch. 215 00:08:50,259 --> 00:08:52,720 In this case, Mary Marjorie Cahill. 216 00:08:52,803 --> 00:08:53,846 What are you grinding over there? 217 00:08:53,929 --> 00:08:55,181 Synchronic prisms. 218 00:08:55,264 --> 00:08:56,974 Normally we'd both swallow one to connect. 219 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:58,851 But swallowing this would shred your colon, 220 00:08:58,934 --> 00:09:00,644 so I made yours powder. 221 00:09:00,728 --> 00:09:02,271 What the fuck! 222 00:09:02,354 --> 00:09:03,856 Well, I had to get it in there deep. 223 00:09:03,939 --> 00:09:06,400 Into your chakra. 224 00:09:06,484 --> 00:09:09,612 You're gonna see what I see, feel what I feel. 225 00:09:09,695 --> 00:09:13,032 Repeat after me. 226 00:09:13,115 --> 00:09:16,077 Hok. Lok. Ba-gok. 227 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:18,370 Hok. Lok. Ba-gok. 228 00:09:19,872 --> 00:09:22,833 Whoa! Ho. Mama. Yeah, I'm feeling it. 229 00:09:22,917 --> 00:09:24,502 I'm feeling what you're feeling. Lie to me. 230 00:09:24,585 --> 00:09:26,087 What? Use my mind, 231 00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:28,214 let me compartmentalize that shame, fear, whatever. 232 00:09:28,297 --> 00:09:29,548 We need to make sure it works. 233 00:09:29,632 --> 00:09:31,217 I'm so glad you made me do this. 234 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:33,511 Haaaha! Holy fuck. 235 00:09:33,594 --> 00:09:35,679 It's like a lightning bolt of sugar up my dick. 236 00:09:35,763 --> 00:09:37,139 I can taste infinity. 237 00:09:37,223 --> 00:09:38,641 It's working. I thought you hated lying. 238 00:09:38,724 --> 00:09:40,226 Yeah. Because it feels incredible. 239 00:09:40,309 --> 00:09:41,519 It's biologically addicting. 240 00:09:41,602 --> 00:09:43,395 The more we lie, the more we want to lie. 241 00:09:43,479 --> 00:09:44,980 Alright, I'm -- Going in. I know. 242 00:09:45,064 --> 00:09:46,398 We're melded. 243 00:09:46,482 --> 00:09:48,400 You're annoyed. You're even more annoyed 244 00:09:48,484 --> 00:09:50,194 that I know you're annoyed. 245 00:09:50,277 --> 00:09:51,612 I'm going in! You're going in! 246 00:09:56,492 --> 00:09:57,701 Is that...? 247 00:09:57,785 --> 00:09:59,245 Your brownest beer. Warm. 248 00:09:59,328 --> 00:10:01,330 Only beer we have, only way we have it. 249 00:10:01,413 --> 00:10:04,875 Well, if it ain't No-Lies O'Doyle! 250 00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:06,210 Heard ye were working for the feds. 251 00:10:06,293 --> 00:10:07,628 You wearing a wire, Doyley? 252 00:10:07,711 --> 00:10:09,088 No, I'm not wearing a wire. 253 00:10:09,171 --> 00:10:11,465 And the feds can go fuck themselves. 254 00:10:11,549 --> 00:10:13,300 Oy, are ya Rainbow Connected? 255 00:10:13,384 --> 00:10:14,802 - No. - Whoo! 256 00:10:14,885 --> 00:10:17,638 Hot sugar, gasoline! Hit me with the lies! 257 00:10:17,721 --> 00:10:19,348 Ripping and tearing! 258 00:10:19,431 --> 00:10:22,393 Well, if ya ain't here to spy on us, why are ya here? 259 00:10:22,476 --> 00:10:24,145 For a warm beer. 260 00:10:24,228 --> 00:10:26,355 And to take down my mother. 261 00:10:26,438 --> 00:10:27,982 She stole a lot of gold. 262 00:10:28,065 --> 00:10:30,734 Tell me what you know, I'll split what I find with you. 263 00:10:30,818 --> 00:10:33,946 Oy! Fellas! Babby O'Doyle's got a proposition for us! 264 00:10:34,029 --> 00:10:35,656 Let's give him a warm welcome. 265 00:10:35,739 --> 00:10:38,492 Hey, Doyley, remember how yeh refused to tell a lie, 266 00:10:38,576 --> 00:10:40,870 even after yer mammy glued a dog mask to your head 267 00:10:40,953 --> 00:10:42,830 and made you herd sheep for a week? 268 00:10:42,913 --> 00:10:45,207 How 'bout when Doyley got caught dancin' in the moors? 269 00:10:45,291 --> 00:10:47,668 Then Orfhlaith made him jig till his toes went bloody? 270 00:10:47,751 --> 00:10:51,547 If you call that dancin'! Worst jig I ever seen! 271 00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:53,757 Ho-kay, this is different. This is fire. 272 00:10:53,841 --> 00:10:56,594 Deep knives. Oh, my god, I am jacked up! 273 00:10:56,677 --> 00:10:58,554 Memories flooding back, eh, Doyley? 274 00:10:58,637 --> 00:11:00,848 Can you believe he actually came here?! 275 00:11:00,931 --> 00:11:02,808 Just like she said he would! 276 00:11:02,892 --> 00:11:04,143 Wait, my mother? 277 00:11:04,226 --> 00:11:07,229 Raah!! I'm not okay!! 278 00:11:07,313 --> 00:11:08,522 Sweet Jesus! Get out! 279 00:11:08,606 --> 00:11:09,648 Banks! The hell are you doing?? 280 00:11:09,732 --> 00:11:11,442 You didn't tell me about the rage! 281 00:11:11,525 --> 00:11:12,818 Everyone has rage! 282 00:11:12,902 --> 00:11:14,737 This is different! There's layer after layer. 283 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:16,238 You're like a lasagna of pain! 284 00:11:16,322 --> 00:11:18,782 Did someone say lasagna? 285 00:11:18,866 --> 00:11:20,409 Who is this giant-ass Garfield?! 286 00:11:20,492 --> 00:11:22,828 A meglochaun. They're bred by the clan to be huge 287 00:11:22,912 --> 00:11:25,789 for fighting. It's a trick they played on their own DNA. 288 00:11:25,873 --> 00:11:28,083 Ow! Shit! I can feel the punches! 289 00:11:28,167 --> 00:11:29,835 You were Rainbow Connected? 290 00:11:29,919 --> 00:11:31,545 No-Lies, you told a lie?! 291 00:11:31,629 --> 00:11:34,548 I'm not a bad dancer! 292 00:11:34,632 --> 00:11:36,258 Raah!! 293 00:11:38,135 --> 00:11:40,804 Declan. You're gonna tell me everything you know about the -- 294 00:11:40,888 --> 00:11:43,807 Oh, sweet Jesus. Is that your mother? 295 00:11:43,891 --> 00:11:46,352 No, no, no, no. The body came with the place. 296 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:50,272 Oh, come on, Factua Root? 297 00:11:50,356 --> 00:11:52,441 No, no, no. Please. I hate telling the truth! 298 00:11:52,524 --> 00:11:55,402 Chew it. I don't want to! 299 00:11:55,486 --> 00:11:57,363 There we go. Nummy tummy. 300 00:11:57,446 --> 00:12:01,659 Now. If your queen's dead, how is this clan still operating? 301 00:12:01,742 --> 00:12:04,954 Your mother! Christ, Doyley! Your mother's our queen! 302 00:12:05,037 --> 00:12:06,580 What?! Our mom, Marjorie, 303 00:12:06,664 --> 00:12:08,165 she was getting weak. 304 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,459 Orfhlaith made us an offer. Protection. Power. 305 00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:12,544 You let her kill your own mother? 306 00:12:12,628 --> 00:12:14,797 Oh, not just us. All the rivals. 307 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:17,132 She's uniting the clans, sonny. 308 00:12:17,216 --> 00:12:19,343 Ya see, you get enough leps working together, 309 00:12:19,426 --> 00:12:21,220 you can unlock powers. 310 00:12:21,303 --> 00:12:24,098 How else do ya think we moved all that Fort Knox gold? 311 00:12:24,181 --> 00:12:26,433 A Shaleelay? You actually did it? 312 00:12:26,517 --> 00:12:28,227 I thought it was a myth, too, lad. 313 00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:30,229 But she wanted to show you it's real. 314 00:12:30,312 --> 00:12:31,563 Welcome you back home. 315 00:12:31,647 --> 00:12:33,857 You didn't. Oh, ho, ho, but we did! 316 00:12:33,941 --> 00:12:34,984 Ow! 317 00:12:35,067 --> 00:12:36,777 Banks, we need to go, now! 318 00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:39,154 Can I finish choking it out? 319 00:12:39,238 --> 00:12:40,656 Okay, but make it quick. 320 00:12:44,493 --> 00:12:45,786 Why aren't you opening it? 321 00:12:45,869 --> 00:12:47,162 What are you, the door police? 322 00:12:47,246 --> 00:12:48,914 I'm trying. It's hitting something. 323 00:12:48,998 --> 00:12:49,999 So maybe stop pushing it. 324 00:12:50,082 --> 00:12:52,835 Don't tell me what to do! 325 00:12:52,918 --> 00:12:54,253 Goddammit. Goddammit. 326 00:12:54,336 --> 00:12:55,671 Move, come on, move. 327 00:12:55,754 --> 00:12:59,341 Oh, my god, I knew it! This is classic my mother! 328 00:12:59,425 --> 00:13:00,968 We should remove the Rainbow Connection. 329 00:13:01,051 --> 00:13:02,553 Yeah. Get out of my head. 330 00:13:05,472 --> 00:13:07,599 God, your mom sucks. 331 00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:09,393 Yeah. Did GunBaby see anything? 332 00:13:09,476 --> 00:13:11,770 No, he's in his charging pen, thank god. 333 00:13:11,854 --> 00:13:13,439 Gold would've crushed him if he was out here. 334 00:13:13,522 --> 00:13:15,399 O'Doyle? Banks? 335 00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:16,525 Shit. Are you serious? 336 00:13:16,608 --> 00:13:18,110 I know you're in there. 337 00:13:18,193 --> 00:13:20,195 You stole Finch's van, and I geotracked it here. 338 00:13:20,279 --> 00:13:22,197 Dammit. Come in. 339 00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:23,949 Stupid thing sucks. 340 00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:25,326 Push harder. Use your shoulder. 341 00:13:25,409 --> 00:13:27,244 Don't tell me what to do. 342 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:30,456 Wha-- Guys! What the fuck?! What is going on here?! 343 00:13:30,539 --> 00:13:32,374 His mother united rival clans under her thrall 344 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,418 for the first time in centuries, and they combined powers 345 00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:35,919 to do an ancient Shaleelay ritual 346 00:13:36,003 --> 00:13:37,421 to teleport it into his townhouse. 347 00:13:37,504 --> 00:13:39,340 Goddammit! That's insane! 348 00:13:39,423 --> 00:13:42,634 Banks, I expect this from him, but not from you. 349 00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:44,678 Oh, screw you, sir. I don't want your favoritism 350 00:13:44,762 --> 00:13:46,347 if it means throwing O'Doyle under the bus. 351 00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:48,265 You know what? I'm just gonna turn myself in. 352 00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:49,600 Be done with all of this. 353 00:13:49,683 --> 00:13:51,393 No! You can't turn yourself in. 354 00:13:51,477 --> 00:13:54,063 You ran from the FBI. They'll never believe you were innocent! 355 00:13:54,146 --> 00:13:56,523 Oh, now you care about my innocence?! 356 00:13:56,607 --> 00:13:58,859 I had to lie today, and I liked it! 357 00:13:58,942 --> 00:14:01,362 And I want to keep doing it! Thanks to you! 358 00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:03,155 Oh, boo-hoo, you big baby. 359 00:14:03,238 --> 00:14:04,698 You think this has been a "fun day" for me? 360 00:14:04,782 --> 00:14:06,742 You're the big baby! You better be lying. 361 00:14:06,825 --> 00:14:10,412 Hey! Hey, whoa. That's enough. Let's talk like adults. 362 00:14:10,496 --> 00:14:13,207 O'Doyle, how does what the President said make you feel? 363 00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:15,501 Betrayed! I told him to not involve me, 364 00:14:15,584 --> 00:14:17,086 and he sided with strangers! 365 00:14:17,169 --> 00:14:18,837 I sided with America! 366 00:14:18,921 --> 00:14:20,881 It's not my fault your mother actually is Lex Luthor. 367 00:14:20,964 --> 00:14:22,925 Sir, it's not your turn. Listen to O'Doyle 368 00:14:23,008 --> 00:14:24,093 and acknowledge what you heard. 369 00:14:24,176 --> 00:14:25,469 I heard, "Boo-hoo." 370 00:14:25,552 --> 00:14:26,970 Well, I heard, "You're a terrible friend," 371 00:14:27,054 --> 00:14:28,472 because that's what you are! 372 00:14:28,555 --> 00:14:29,973 Oh, take it back! Never! 373 00:14:30,057 --> 00:14:31,600 Executive order! Abuse of power! 374 00:14:31,683 --> 00:14:33,727 Oh, my god, are you guys serious?! 375 00:14:33,811 --> 00:14:35,104 Jesus Christ. 376 00:14:35,186 --> 00:14:37,481 Sir, say something nice about O'Doyle. 377 00:14:37,564 --> 00:14:38,690 He's a good crier. 378 00:14:38,774 --> 00:14:39,775 You better say something nice. 379 00:14:39,858 --> 00:14:41,860 I dunno... he's loyal. 380 00:14:41,944 --> 00:14:44,696 Mm-hmm. O'Doyle, say something nice about the President. 381 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:47,366 I don't -- He usually has my back. 382 00:14:47,449 --> 00:14:50,160 So this was a time when you felt like he didn't? 383 00:14:50,244 --> 00:14:51,787 Yes. Sir? 384 00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:53,622 I'm sorry. Loud and proud. 385 00:14:53,705 --> 00:14:55,707 I'm not repeating it. Okay, good enough. 386 00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:57,209 You guys want to hug this out? 387 00:14:58,961 --> 00:15:01,839 There we go. See? All on the same team. 388 00:15:01,922 --> 00:15:05,342 Right. So -- Whatever this is, it's part of your mother's plan. 389 00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:06,718 And the only way to beat her 390 00:15:06,802 --> 00:15:08,971 is to do something insane and problematic. 391 00:15:09,054 --> 00:15:11,557 We need to reverse-rob Fort Knox. 392 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,892 Reverse-rob? Sneak the gold back in. 393 00:15:13,976 --> 00:15:16,770 Sir, how the hell are we gonna reverse-rob Fort Knox? 394 00:15:16,854 --> 00:15:20,858 Well, Banks, I think we need to think a little smaller. 395 00:15:20,941 --> 00:15:23,610 Goddammit, Finch, it still looks like a huge pile of gold! 396 00:15:23,694 --> 00:15:25,988 Look, you gave me 30 minutes to build a shrinkalyzer. 397 00:15:26,071 --> 00:15:27,489 I built it. I shrunk it. 398 00:15:27,573 --> 00:15:29,283 I think this is a Finch grand slam. 399 00:15:29,366 --> 00:15:31,702 Fort Knox has three biometric checkpoints. 400 00:15:31,785 --> 00:15:33,912 How are we gonna sneak that giant-ass block past them? 401 00:15:33,996 --> 00:15:36,373 - With this. - That better not be meth, Finch. 402 00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,459 We assume you do it, but it's different when you see it. 403 00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:40,544 Okay, I brought GunBaby out for the Shrink Show, 404 00:15:40,627 --> 00:15:42,171 but things are clearly escalating. 405 00:15:42,254 --> 00:15:43,672 Back to your charging pen, G.B. 406 00:15:43,755 --> 00:15:45,924 Jesus Christ, it's not meth! It's hair, 407 00:15:46,008 --> 00:15:48,969 from a Fort Knox janitor whose shift starts in one hour. 408 00:15:49,052 --> 00:15:52,055 See, this hairalyzer extracts the person's DNA 409 00:15:52,139 --> 00:15:54,683 and pops out a pill that lets you become them. 410 00:15:54,766 --> 00:15:56,727 I'd like to see meth do that. 411 00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:59,021 I mean, it could work. But we'll still need to 412 00:15:59,104 --> 00:16:01,398 distract the guards long enough to get their hair samples. 413 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:03,650 I'll lie. And trick. Hell, I'm itching to do it. 414 00:16:03,734 --> 00:16:05,235 Screw that. I'll do it. 415 00:16:05,319 --> 00:16:07,696 I'm not letting my number one guy take the fall. 416 00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:11,867 Whoo! Aah! Holy shit! 417 00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:13,452 Skin burns a little, but I'm good! 418 00:16:13,535 --> 00:16:15,454 The voice stays the same? How does that work? 419 00:16:15,537 --> 00:16:17,206 You know, I'm getting a lot of notes for someone 420 00:16:17,289 --> 00:16:20,209 who got woken up at 3:00 a.m. and is still crushing it. 421 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,212 Okay. I'm inside. 422 00:16:23,295 --> 00:16:25,005 Looping security feeds now. 423 00:16:25,088 --> 00:16:26,381 And no one dropped a purse, right? 424 00:16:26,465 --> 00:16:27,716 That's how they got caught in "Speed." 425 00:16:27,799 --> 00:16:29,176 The lady dropped her purse. 426 00:16:29,259 --> 00:16:31,762 No one dropped a purse, sir. We're clear. 427 00:16:33,013 --> 00:16:34,598 You ready, O'Doyle? No, sir. 428 00:16:34,681 --> 00:16:36,725 Oh. Well, you look ready. I'm lying, sir. 429 00:16:36,808 --> 00:16:38,227 I'm lying to you right now. 430 00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:39,645 Oh, I don't like this. 431 00:16:39,728 --> 00:16:41,355 Okay, first guard is around the corner. 432 00:16:41,438 --> 00:16:43,190 His name is Larry, he's a foot guy, 433 00:16:43,273 --> 00:16:45,359 and he's having an affair with a co-worker named Shelly. 434 00:16:45,442 --> 00:16:47,402 I guess as the only female, we could use my foot? 435 00:16:47,486 --> 00:16:48,987 But I'd have to -- Oh, goddammit. 436 00:16:49,071 --> 00:16:50,989 Oh, Larry... 437 00:16:51,073 --> 00:16:53,408 Shelly? I-I thought you had tonight off. 438 00:16:53,492 --> 00:16:56,078 Oh, I've got tonight off, alright. 439 00:16:56,161 --> 00:16:57,955 And so do my socks. 440 00:16:58,038 --> 00:16:59,873 Hey, it ain't cheatin' if it's just feetin'. 441 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:04,544 Now should I pretend to be him and seduce Shelly? 442 00:17:04,628 --> 00:17:06,964 Hell no. 443 00:17:07,047 --> 00:17:10,300 Alright, access code is 8-0-0-8-1-3-5. 444 00:17:10,384 --> 00:17:11,677 You could have just said BOOBIES. 445 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,262 I'm a grown-ass man. Sure you are. 446 00:17:13,345 --> 00:17:14,805 Door one -- Open. 447 00:17:14,888 --> 00:17:16,682 Guard frequent social media posts, 448 00:17:16,764 --> 00:17:18,308 appears to really hate clowns. 449 00:17:18,392 --> 00:17:21,895 Then he's gonna love Mr. Bubbles. 450 00:17:21,979 --> 00:17:24,313 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la... ♪ 451 00:17:24,398 --> 00:17:25,732 What the fuck? 452 00:17:25,816 --> 00:17:28,318 I-I told my therapist this would happen! She said, 453 00:17:28,402 --> 00:17:30,195 "What's the worst thing that could happen at work?" 454 00:17:30,279 --> 00:17:31,905 and I said this! Fuck! 455 00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:39,121 O'Doyle, breathe. Do your breath work. 456 00:17:39,204 --> 00:17:41,164 Jesus, how do you guys walk around like this? 457 00:17:41,248 --> 00:17:43,208 I don't know, Banks. Door two -- open. 458 00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:45,460 O'Doyle! How do we walk around like this? 459 00:17:45,544 --> 00:17:47,796 Goddammit, man. Oh, come on! 460 00:17:47,879 --> 00:17:49,590 Damn, Shawn, you drunk again? 461 00:17:49,673 --> 00:17:52,801 The craziest thing happened -- I-I split me'self in two. 462 00:17:52,884 --> 00:17:54,970 Hi. Larry? The hell is going on? 463 00:17:55,053 --> 00:17:57,180 I don't know, man. I'm not good at improv. 464 00:17:57,264 --> 00:17:59,641 I want your face next. 465 00:17:59,725 --> 00:18:01,977 Jesus Christ, O'Doyle. Too much. 466 00:18:05,814 --> 00:18:07,566 Door three -- We got there. 467 00:18:07,649 --> 00:18:10,027 Oh, thank god. Get me out of this fucking body. 468 00:18:11,486 --> 00:18:14,906 Alright, enlargenating now. 469 00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:16,617 Holy shit! We did it! 470 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:19,411 Reverse Heist complet-- Oh, oh, what the hell, man? 471 00:18:19,494 --> 00:18:20,662 Gold... 472 00:18:20,746 --> 00:18:21,997 Come on, buddy, put it down. 473 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,500 No! You're not gonna take me fucking gold! 474 00:18:25,584 --> 00:18:29,421 I'm sorry. I-I can't control me'self! 475 00:18:29,504 --> 00:18:31,048 I want it! 476 00:18:31,131 --> 00:18:32,507 Come on, man. We did it. 477 00:18:32,591 --> 00:18:34,259 The worst thing that could happen right now 478 00:18:34,343 --> 00:18:35,344 is for you to lose yourself. 479 00:18:35,427 --> 00:18:36,553 That's what your mother wants. 480 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,096 I hate her! I hate her, too, 481 00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:40,432 but you can't let her win. 482 00:18:42,726 --> 00:18:45,228 Francis, me boy. 483 00:18:45,312 --> 00:18:46,647 Did ye miss me? 484 00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:52,527 Ohh, there's me boy. 485 00:18:52,611 --> 00:18:55,530 Your aura's fiery. Ya get that from your mother's side. 486 00:18:55,614 --> 00:18:57,699 You see what you did to me? 487 00:18:57,783 --> 00:18:59,910 To your own son?! How did it feel? 488 00:18:59,993 --> 00:19:02,537 Takin' out some old rage on those Cahill Boys, huh? 489 00:19:02,621 --> 00:19:05,582 I did what I had to do, which is my job. 490 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,085 I'm not letting you control me anymore! 491 00:19:08,168 --> 00:19:09,503 Is that what you think this is? 492 00:19:09,586 --> 00:19:12,756 No, no, no, Francis. I'm inviting you back, son. 493 00:19:12,839 --> 00:19:14,675 To the clan, to power. 494 00:19:14,758 --> 00:19:17,386 I killed 12 rival matriarchs. 495 00:19:17,469 --> 00:19:19,638 Put their clans under me thumb. 496 00:19:19,721 --> 00:19:22,516 Me robbing Fort Knox was just the beginning. 497 00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:25,435 Actually, it's the end. 498 00:19:25,519 --> 00:19:27,187 Wait... But yer me son. 499 00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:29,648 I saw yer aura. You can't fake that! 500 00:19:29,731 --> 00:19:31,608 Yeah, you can... by inviting other people in. 501 00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,568 That's right, you deceptive fuck. 502 00:19:33,652 --> 00:19:35,278 I Rainbow Connected with him. 503 00:19:35,362 --> 00:19:37,030 I hate you as much as he does. 504 00:19:37,114 --> 00:19:38,281 But it got us the truth. 505 00:19:38,365 --> 00:19:40,742 And now you're going where liars go. 506 00:19:40,826 --> 00:19:43,495 Orfhlaith O'Doyle. We got you on robbing Fort Knox 507 00:19:43,578 --> 00:19:45,205 and 12 counts of leprocide. 508 00:19:45,288 --> 00:19:48,250 But, me son. He has the gold. Check his townhouse! 509 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,877 We don't need to. All the gold is back in the vault. 510 00:19:50,961 --> 00:19:52,963 What? But how? Excellent question. 511 00:19:53,046 --> 00:19:55,716 Something you can think about on the way to The Triangle. 512 00:19:55,799 --> 00:19:58,427 That, and if Harrison here could look any more beautiful. 513 00:19:58,510 --> 00:20:00,345 Bilkin! 514 00:20:02,055 --> 00:20:03,849 Cute it was, seeing you deceive! 515 00:20:03,932 --> 00:20:05,517 Not half bad for a bastard. 516 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,979 You can't run from who you are! 517 00:20:09,062 --> 00:20:11,648 Hey, fuck her. You're both my number one guys. 518 00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,567 Agent O'Doyle, I can officially say 519 00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:16,027 you are no longer a person of interest to the Bureau. 520 00:20:16,111 --> 00:20:18,572 Guess we'll never know who wins that 50 bucks with you two, huh? 521 00:20:18,655 --> 00:20:20,532 Oh, no, we had sex in the bathroom two hours ago. 522 00:20:20,615 --> 00:20:22,451 It's a different bathroom than the one you shit in. 523 00:20:22,534 --> 00:20:23,952 Wow. Wow. 524 00:20:24,035 --> 00:20:26,496 Oh. Damn, I didn't take Bilkin as a closer. 525 00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:31,626 Welcome to The Triangle! 526 00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:33,420 My name's Warden Earhart. 527 00:20:33,503 --> 00:20:35,839 I'm kind of a ghost, kind of a zombie, 528 00:20:35,922 --> 00:20:38,550 but what I'm not is someone who's going to judge you 529 00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:41,052 unless you give me a reason to. 530 00:20:41,136 --> 00:20:44,181 So let's all play nice, alright, ya rabble-rousers? 531 00:20:44,264 --> 00:20:46,099 Everything's in the shape of a triangle. 532 00:20:46,183 --> 00:20:48,018 Enjoy the theme! 533 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:53,064 Look at this uncool person. 534 00:20:54,316 --> 00:20:55,817 Oh, hello, boys. 535 00:20:55,901 --> 00:20:58,653 Hey, what's that? If it's making you happy, I want it! 536 00:20:58,737 --> 00:21:00,030 You want what? 537 00:21:00,113 --> 00:21:01,656 Well, now I just want it more. 538 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:03,533 See, me boy, 539 00:21:03,617 --> 00:21:06,495 I always believed in mind over matter. 540 00:21:08,163 --> 00:21:09,956 Jesus Christ, man! 541 00:21:35,565 --> 00:21:37,234 Fancy seeing you here, darling. 542 00:21:37,317 --> 00:21:39,361 Orfhlaith? Been a long time, aye? 543 00:21:39,444 --> 00:21:42,280 Heard ye exploded in some type of biplane accident, 544 00:21:42,364 --> 00:21:45,158 but I know better than anyone, you're un-killable. 545 00:21:45,242 --> 00:21:49,079 Which is why you're perfect for a little job I have. 546 00:21:51,039 --> 00:21:55,919 ♪ Leprechauns are matriarchal ♪ 547 00:21:56,002 --> 00:21:58,421 ♪ Just like my butt ♪ 548 00:21:58,505 --> 00:22:02,592 ♪ Wash that presidential butt-hole ♪ 549 00:22:02,676 --> 00:22:07,013 ♪ Make it sparkle like a dime ♪ 550 00:22:07,097 --> 00:22:09,182 ♪ I am singing 551 00:22:09,266 --> 00:22:13,603 ♪ So I feel less alone ♪ 552 00:22:16,147 --> 00:22:18,692 Oh, Larr-y-y-y... 553 00:22:18,775 --> 00:22:20,360 No. No, not again! 554 00:22:20,443 --> 00:22:23,780 Never again! 555 00:22:23,864 --> 00:22:26,533 Ouch. Don't you cry, Shelly. 556 00:22:26,616 --> 00:22:28,827 Don't you ever let them see you cry.