1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 api.OpenSubtitles.org is deprecated, please implement REST API from OpenSubtitles.com 2 00:01:37,900 --> 00:01:40,892 Now listen, men. Spring is here... 3 00:01:41,003 --> 00:01:45,337 and spring is a dangerous time of the year, especially in Paris. 4 00:01:45,441 --> 00:01:49,138 The wanderlust is in the air. Travelers are coming here from everywhere - 5 00:01:49,245 --> 00:01:51,769 from Cincinnati and Singapore. 6 00:01:51,881 --> 00:01:55,043 - Now, what do they come for? - [Together] We know. 7 00:01:55,151 --> 00:02:00,679 That's right. Chicago packers don't come here for a plate of cold cuts. 8 00:02:00,789 --> 00:02:04,724 Big planters don't come from Brazil just for nuts. 9 00:02:04,826 --> 00:02:08,455 From Norway and Sweden, they don't come here to fish. 10 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:13,397 But whether they come from Amsterdam or Birmingham or Siam... 11 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:16,162 we let them do whatever they wish. 12 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:18,296 We let them play in any way... 13 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:20,339 as long as they're willing to pay. 14 00:02:20,442 --> 00:02:21,806 [Together] That's okay. 15 00:02:21,910 --> 00:02:24,207 But spring is here. 16 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:27,974 And after dark, our caf�s are empty. 17 00:02:28,082 --> 00:02:32,109 But every park has standing room only every night. 18 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:34,744 - Now that's wrong. - That's right. 19 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:37,551 The situation is not funny. 20 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:40,785 Our best caf�s are losing money. 21 00:02:40,893 --> 00:02:43,124 We must clean up the public parks. 22 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:45,527 We must clean up the public parks. 23 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:49,795 Here's your slogan: Cleaner parks and more prosperity. 24 00:02:49,902 --> 00:02:53,463 [All] Cleaner parks. Cleaner parks. More prosperity. More prosperity. 25 00:03:17,496 --> 00:03:20,056 Come on. Come on. Where do you think you are? 26 00:03:20,164 --> 00:03:22,223 What are you doing? What's going on here? 27 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:25,496 The French Revolution. 28 00:03:26,671 --> 00:03:29,333 Hey! You can't make love in public. 29 00:03:29,439 --> 00:03:31,634 - I can make love anywhere. - No, you can't. 30 00:03:31,742 --> 00:03:36,371 - Oh, but, Officer, he can. - Darling! 31 00:03:36,479 --> 00:03:39,277 Get up. 32 00:03:39,382 --> 00:03:43,011 - What's your name? - Dr. Bertier. 33 00:03:43,119 --> 00:03:45,349 And your name? 34 00:03:45,455 --> 00:03:47,423 Madame Bertier. 35 00:03:48,491 --> 00:03:51,653 - So you're married, eh? - Yes, Officer. 36 00:03:51,761 --> 00:03:53,695 And you expect me to believe that? 37 00:03:53,797 --> 00:03:56,594 - Oh, please. - Please. 38 00:03:56,700 --> 00:03:58,895 Now let me tell you something. 39 00:03:59,001 --> 00:04:02,801 You're the only married couple in this park. 40 00:04:02,906 --> 00:04:05,135 [Chuckles] Get out! 41 00:04:07,676 --> 00:04:11,168 Well, there's only one other place to go. 42 00:04:12,414 --> 00:04:14,381 Why not? 43 00:04:15,650 --> 00:04:19,177 Listen, Officer. Do you see that moon? 44 00:04:19,287 --> 00:04:22,415 If he could talk French, do you know what he would say to you? 45 00:04:22,523 --> 00:04:24,423 Phooey. 46 00:04:57,290 --> 00:05:00,885 Ladies and gentlemen, I must talk to you. 47 00:05:00,993 --> 00:05:04,554 This is a very delicate situation. 48 00:05:04,663 --> 00:05:08,224 There is Colette, and here am I. 49 00:05:08,334 --> 00:05:11,633 And I know what you think. Oh! I know. 50 00:05:11,737 --> 00:05:14,205 How dare you. 51 00:05:14,306 --> 00:05:16,637 You remember that policeman? 52 00:05:16,742 --> 00:05:20,074 He was wrong. And so are you. 53 00:05:20,178 --> 00:05:23,979 Believe it or not, we are married. 54 00:05:24,082 --> 00:05:26,380 I am her husband. 55 00:05:26,484 --> 00:05:29,419 And she is my wife. 56 00:05:29,521 --> 00:05:31,421 And I can prove it to you. 57 00:05:31,523 --> 00:05:35,254 Oh, look. This is a picture of our wedding. 58 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:40,453 Myself and the bridesmaids. 59 00:05:41,599 --> 00:05:43,726 And this is my wife. 60 00:05:45,437 --> 00:05:47,427 Before the wedding, naturally. 61 00:05:47,539 --> 00:05:49,506 And look at this lady. 62 00:05:52,709 --> 00:05:54,734 My mother-in-law. 63 00:05:54,844 --> 00:05:56,836 A marvelous cook. 64 00:05:58,816 --> 00:06:03,309 In other words, I am married, and I like it. 65 00:06:03,419 --> 00:06:05,444 I'm sorry to disappoint you. 66 00:06:06,656 --> 00:06:09,181 Now, gentlemen, as a doctor... 67 00:06:09,292 --> 00:06:12,853 let me ask you a personal question. 68 00:06:12,962 --> 00:06:16,090 How long since you have been in a park? 69 00:06:16,199 --> 00:06:19,191 I mean - I mean, with your wife. 70 00:06:19,301 --> 00:06:23,102 Ah. Ladies, that's what's wrong. 71 00:06:23,206 --> 00:06:27,404 Build up your park life to ensure your home life. 72 00:06:27,509 --> 00:06:29,534 [Colette] Darling. 73 00:06:29,644 --> 00:06:32,703 That's for me. Sweetheart. 74 00:06:32,814 --> 00:06:36,249 That's for her. I'll be with you in a minute. 75 00:06:36,351 --> 00:06:38,375 That's for both of us. 76 00:06:39,654 --> 00:06:41,588 Vive la France. 77 00:06:47,027 --> 00:06:52,863 like a wedding ring can do 78 00:06:54,334 --> 00:06:59,238 the right to live with you 79 00:07:00,540 --> 00:07:04,032 if the whole world knows 80 00:07:04,144 --> 00:07:07,237 You can buy my clothes 81 00:07:07,347 --> 00:07:10,407 if I kiss and tell 82 00:07:10,518 --> 00:07:13,077 - - 83 00:07:13,186 --> 00:07:19,021 in a secret rendezvous 84 00:07:20,059 --> 00:07:24,859 we could get a suite for two 85 00:07:26,432 --> 00:07:29,889 - - 86 00:07:30,002 --> 00:07:34,769 - - 87 00:07:34,873 --> 00:07:41,369 like a wedding ring can do 88 00:07:41,479 --> 00:07:47,112 each night with you 89 00:07:47,218 --> 00:07:49,880 in the morning too 90 00:07:49,987 --> 00:07:53,013 91 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:59,152 your whole life through 92 00:07:59,263 --> 00:08:02,027 is that when I come to call 93 00:08:02,132 --> 00:08:04,101 94 00:08:04,201 --> 00:08:06,168 [Both Chuckle] 95 00:08:08,772 --> 00:08:15,473 like a wedding ring can do 96 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:21,484 when we start to bill and coo 97 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:25,247 I can squeeze you there 98 00:08:25,354 --> 00:08:28,084 to handle with care 99 00:08:28,190 --> 00:08:31,182 when I kiss your hand 100 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:34,319 - - 101 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:40,334 I go half and half with you 102 00:08:40,435 --> 00:08:45,839 that we're both entitled to 103 00:08:47,075 --> 00:08:50,476 What is yours is mine 104 00:08:50,578 --> 00:08:55,345 - [Bertler] - [Colette] 105 00:08:55,450 --> 00:09:02,322 [Together] llke a weddlng rlng can do 106 00:09:05,359 --> 00:09:07,521 [Colette] Oh, darllng, I forgot to tell you. 107 00:09:07,628 --> 00:09:10,290 [Bertler] Tell me, sweetheart. Tell me. 108 00:09:10,397 --> 00:09:12,627 [Colette] You know who's coming tomorrow for lunch? 109 00:09:15,102 --> 00:09:17,764 Sweetheart, tomorrow morning... 110 00:09:17,871 --> 00:09:21,307 when the sun is shining and the breakfast is on the table... 111 00:09:21,408 --> 00:09:24,308 and the little birdies are singing in the trees... 112 00:09:24,411 --> 00:09:27,107 I want you to tell me all about it. 113 00:09:27,213 --> 00:09:29,182 But not now! 114 00:09:32,185 --> 00:09:34,482 But, darling, you don't even know who it is. 115 00:09:34,587 --> 00:09:39,183 It's Mitzi. My old school chum Mitzi. 116 00:09:39,290 --> 00:09:42,418 - Not Mitzi! - Yes, Mitzi! 117 00:09:42,528 --> 00:09:44,495 Oh. Mitzi! 118 00:09:47,932 --> 00:09:50,197 Andre, what have you against Mitzi? 119 00:09:51,236 --> 00:09:53,602 - You don't even know her. - No. 120 00:09:53,705 --> 00:09:56,469 - I want you to meet her. - Yes. 121 00:09:56,574 --> 00:09:58,633 - I know you'll like her. - Mm-hmm. 122 00:09:58,743 --> 00:10:01,336 She's the very best friend I had until she moved to Lausanne. 123 00:10:01,446 --> 00:10:03,345 - Mm-hmm. - And now she's come back. 124 00:10:03,448 --> 00:10:06,905 - [Loud Thump] - [Andre] Mitzi, Kitzi, Fitzi, Bitzi. 125 00:10:11,288 --> 00:10:13,883 [Man] So that's Mitzi. 126 00:10:13,991 --> 00:10:15,959 That's she. 127 00:10:16,994 --> 00:10:19,554 My wife. 128 00:10:19,663 --> 00:10:22,757 When I married her, she was a brunette. 129 00:10:22,866 --> 00:10:25,960 Now you can't believe a word she says. 130 00:10:26,069 --> 00:10:29,597 That's all very well, Professor, but have you any proof? 131 00:10:29,706 --> 00:10:34,040 As a prospective client to a detective, let me ask you a question. 132 00:10:34,144 --> 00:10:36,338 Would you call me handsome? 133 00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:41,477 Well, as a detective to a prospective client, uh, no. 134 00:10:42,818 --> 00:10:44,843 - Have a cigar. - Thanks. 135 00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:47,217 Now let me ask you another question. 136 00:10:47,323 --> 00:10:51,588 As one man to another, would you call this a beautiful woman? 137 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,821 [Woman, Singsongy] Oh, sweetheart. 138 00:10:56,098 --> 00:10:59,727 - She's lying again. - Lie back. 139 00:10:59,835 --> 00:11:02,860 - Yes, angel? - [Singsongy] Good morning. 140 00:11:02,971 --> 00:11:04,905 [Singsongy] Good morning. 141 00:11:05,005 --> 00:11:06,974 Are you busy? 142 00:11:08,176 --> 00:11:10,269 No. Not at all. 143 00:11:10,377 --> 00:11:14,280 Well, uh, I don't want to disturb you. 144 00:11:15,316 --> 00:11:17,216 [Singsongy] Good-bye. 145 00:11:17,318 --> 00:11:19,286 [Singsongy] Good-bye. 146 00:11:20,321 --> 00:11:22,983 - [Door Closes] - [Exhales] 147 00:11:24,525 --> 00:11:27,493 In Switzerland we have a very peculiar law. 148 00:11:27,594 --> 00:11:30,688 When a husband shoots his wife, they put him in jail. 149 00:11:42,108 --> 00:11:45,406 - Is this taxi engaged? - Yes, madame. 150 00:11:45,511 --> 00:11:47,480 Oh, that's too bad. 151 00:11:47,579 --> 00:11:49,480 But, madame - 152 00:12:12,904 --> 00:12:16,305 - Really, I - I hate to do this, monsieur. - It's perfectly all right, madame. 153 00:12:16,408 --> 00:12:18,967 But perhaps both of us - Perhaps I could drop you, if you - 154 00:12:19,076 --> 00:12:20,976 - I'm going towards the Bois. - So am I. 155 00:12:21,078 --> 00:12:23,205 - Oh. That's fine. - Oh, that's splendid. 156 00:12:33,089 --> 00:12:34,989 - Professor- - Yes. 157 00:12:35,091 --> 00:12:38,151 Speaking "detectively," you're as good as divorced right now. 158 00:12:43,967 --> 00:12:46,401 Do you think the Five-Year Plan will go over? 159 00:12:49,371 --> 00:12:52,535 Madame, I don't believe in making plans. 160 00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,632 Neither do I, monsieur. 161 00:12:54,743 --> 00:12:57,109 I leave everything to the moment. 162 00:12:59,481 --> 00:13:01,449 It's a very good place to live in. 163 00:13:09,692 --> 00:13:12,717 You know, I think it was awfully sweet of you to take me along. 164 00:13:12,828 --> 00:13:14,728 I think so too. 165 00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:17,559 Oh, monsieur, you're conceited. 166 00:13:17,665 --> 00:13:20,862 No, madame. I am married. 167 00:13:20,969 --> 00:13:23,529 So, you have a wife. 168 00:13:23,638 --> 00:13:27,630 Mm-hmm. And she has a husband. 169 00:13:27,742 --> 00:13:31,074 Mmm. I can imagine. 170 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,874 - Madame. - Monsieur. 171 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:49,821 Tell me. Do you see anything wrong in us being alone together in this cab? 172 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,727 - Absolutely not. - Neither do I. 173 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:56,963 Two strange people of opposite sex, riding in a cab... 174 00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:59,037 sitting side by side. 175 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,570 The gentleman reading a newspaper. 176 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,803 [Chuckles] The lady looking out of the window. 177 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,880 [Both Laughing] 178 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:12,179 Explain that to your wife. 179 00:14:14,085 --> 00:14:16,679 She won't believe it! Would you believe it? 180 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,881 - Never! - I wouldn't believe it myself. 181 00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:22,391 No, and let me tell you something. My husband wouldn't believe it either. 182 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:25,122 Your-Y-Your- 183 00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:27,357 Oh, m-madame, we're in a terrible situation. 184 00:14:27,464 --> 00:14:30,661 Oh, we're as good as guilty. All the facts are against us. 185 00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:33,602 What shall we do? 186 00:14:33,705 --> 00:14:37,835 Throw your newspaper away and let us face the facts. 187 00:14:41,546 --> 00:14:43,445 Madame. 188 00:14:43,548 --> 00:14:45,515 Monsieur. 189 00:14:48,218 --> 00:14:50,152 Driver, stop! 190 00:14:50,254 --> 00:14:52,347 [Tires Screech] 191 00:14:58,061 --> 00:15:00,825 Madame, you may think I'm a coward. 192 00:15:00,930 --> 00:15:02,864 I am! 193 00:15:20,016 --> 00:15:22,314 - Mitzi! - Colette! 194 00:15:24,119 --> 00:15:26,485 [Together] Darling! 195 00:15:26,587 --> 00:15:28,749 [Together] You look marvelous! 196 00:15:28,857 --> 00:15:32,486 [Chattering Excitedly] 197 00:15:32,593 --> 00:15:36,120 Oh, Mitzi, my darling. How have you been? I haven't seen you since that day in Lausanne. 198 00:15:36,231 --> 00:15:38,755 I've so much to tell you I can hardly begin. 199 00:15:38,867 --> 00:15:40,767 But werert we happy and gay in Lausanne? 200 00:15:40,869 --> 00:15:43,029 You look just as smart and as stunning as then. 201 00:15:43,138 --> 00:15:45,935 Oh, I'm much wiser, though, thanks to several men. 202 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:49,099 Oh, how's the composer you went with so much? 203 00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:52,043 He's gone, but he had such a wonderful touch. 204 00:15:52,146 --> 00:15:55,444 And the painter who painted you all draped in gauze? 205 00:15:55,548 --> 00:15:59,507 One night I found out what an artist he was. 206 00:15:59,619 --> 00:16:04,283 [Chattering Excitedly] 207 00:16:04,391 --> 00:16:07,258 Your boudoir's adorable, simply divine. 208 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,329 And that bed - It's too gorgeous. I wish it were mine. 209 00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:12,898 My favorite perfume. Femme de Paris. 210 00:16:12,998 --> 00:16:15,398 Yes. Andre's so generous. He gave it to me. 211 00:16:15,502 --> 00:16:19,165 - Ah. - Oh, I must show you my new lingerie. 212 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:22,604 Too stunning for only a husband to see. 213 00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:25,802 - Those dresses - how thrilling! - Yes, they're really quite fair. 214 00:16:25,911 --> 00:16:28,607 I was just telling Andre how I've nothing to wear. 215 00:16:28,714 --> 00:16:30,614 - Ah? - Of course, these are his. 216 00:16:30,716 --> 00:16:32,616 Oh, they're as cute as can be. 217 00:16:32,718 --> 00:16:35,209 But where is the rest of them? 218 00:16:35,319 --> 00:16:37,311 Oh, pardon me. 219 00:16:37,423 --> 00:16:39,447 - Well - - Colette! 220 00:16:39,558 --> 00:16:41,616 [Chattering] 221 00:16:42,693 --> 00:16:46,151 I buy all his things, and believe it or not, he wears even the ties. 222 00:16:46,264 --> 00:16:49,461 - Well, he must love you a lot. - How's the professor? 223 00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:52,127 - Which one do you mean? - The one that you married. 224 00:16:52,236 --> 00:16:55,364 - Oh, he's still on the scene. - You don't sound so happy. 225 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:59,910 Unless you're well mated, this business of marriage is much overrated. 226 00:17:00,011 --> 00:17:03,002 Oh, Mitzi, you don't know how sorry I feel. 227 00:17:03,114 --> 00:17:06,947 As for Andre and me - well, he's just too ideal. 228 00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:10,816 He sets me atingle. I set him aflame. 229 00:17:10,921 --> 00:17:13,616 230 00:17:13,723 --> 00:17:17,955 231 00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:21,497 232 00:17:21,597 --> 00:17:26,296 the same 233 00:17:26,402 --> 00:17:31,237 234 00:17:31,339 --> 00:17:33,934 235 00:17:34,043 --> 00:17:37,308 236 00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:40,246 237 00:17:40,348 --> 00:17:44,216 238 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:49,052 and my lips are so willing 239 00:17:49,157 --> 00:17:52,422 240 00:17:52,527 --> 00:17:56,623 241 00:17:56,730 --> 00:18:00,325 242 00:18:00,435 --> 00:18:06,202 the same 243 00:18:06,306 --> 00:18:08,467 244 00:18:08,575 --> 00:18:13,477 245 00:18:31,164 --> 00:18:33,688 [Chuckles] Darling. 246 00:18:47,345 --> 00:18:51,179 This is Mitzi. And this is Andre. 247 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,615 I'm - I'm extremely happy, madame. 248 00:18:57,722 --> 00:19:00,247 Doctor, the pleasure's mine. [Chuckles] 249 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,455 My very best friend and... 250 00:19:06,263 --> 00:19:09,289 - my very, very husband. - [Chuckles] 251 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:15,500 Don't you like her? 252 00:19:15,606 --> 00:19:19,303 Oh, y-yes. Oh, yes. I - I like her. 253 00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:21,377 [Chuckles] 254 00:19:24,347 --> 00:19:26,316 [Chuckles] 255 00:19:28,152 --> 00:19:31,382 Look at him. Look at him. 256 00:19:31,487 --> 00:19:34,456 [Mutters] Oh. No. 257 00:19:34,557 --> 00:19:36,787 Isn't he darling? 258 00:19:36,892 --> 00:19:38,826 I think he's cute. 259 00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:41,361 Oh, please. 260 00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:47,567 Oh! 261 00:19:53,976 --> 00:19:57,275 - [Whispering] You mean to tell me - - [Whispering] 262 00:19:58,479 --> 00:20:00,914 [Whisperlng Continues] 263 00:20:03,552 --> 00:20:06,486 - He can? - Yes, he can. 264 00:20:07,755 --> 00:20:10,315 - No! - I tell you he can! 265 00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:15,619 Let's see him do it. 266 00:20:16,731 --> 00:20:19,825 Darling, look like an owl. 267 00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:22,424 - Oh, no. - Oh, please, darling. Please. 268 00:20:22,536 --> 00:20:24,435 - No, no. - Oh, please do, Dede. 269 00:20:24,538 --> 00:20:27,598 - Oh, no, no. - Oh, please, Doctor. Look like an owl. 270 00:20:27,707 --> 00:20:29,869 - Oh, now, madame. Will you - No. - Yes, please do. 271 00:20:29,976 --> 00:20:33,537 - I can't do it - No, no, no. - Please. Please, Doctor. 272 00:20:33,647 --> 00:20:36,275 Madame, luncheon is served. 273 00:20:36,383 --> 00:20:38,283 It's about time. 274 00:20:38,385 --> 00:20:40,614 - After lunch you'll do it? - You will do it for me? 275 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:44,450 - No, no. Really, I - - Mitzi, I hope you have a good appetite. 276 00:20:44,557 --> 00:20:47,286 - Do you play Ping-Pong? - Oh. Now, now stop it. 277 00:20:47,394 --> 00:20:49,361 [Chuckles] 278 00:20:53,299 --> 00:20:57,065 My wife thinks I am a darling. 279 00:20:57,169 --> 00:21:00,400 And my wife's friend thinks I'm cute. 280 00:21:00,505 --> 00:21:03,338 [Chuckles] It's a terrible situation. 281 00:21:03,441 --> 00:21:06,309 But I am determined not to weaken. 282 00:21:08,546 --> 00:21:10,515 We'll see. 283 00:21:32,804 --> 00:21:35,397 [Whimpering] 284 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,631 Oh, madame. 285 00:21:38,742 --> 00:21:43,872 Oh, call �lys�es 0546. Tell Dr. Bertier to come. 286 00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:46,914 - Yes, madame. At once. - Describe my condition. 287 00:21:47,016 --> 00:21:50,008 - Tell him you fear the worst. - Oh, madame! 288 00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:53,282 Madame, what happened? Please tell me. Tell me. 289 00:21:53,389 --> 00:21:58,349 Come on. Do as I tell you. �lys�es 0546. Tell Dr. Bertier to come. Now hurry up. Hurry up. 290 00:21:59,995 --> 00:22:01,895 Oh! 291 00:22:01,997 --> 00:22:03,964 [Whimpering] 292 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,797 �lys�es 0546. 293 00:22:07,903 --> 00:22:10,667 [Phone Ringing] 294 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:16,140 Hello. Yes? 295 00:22:16,244 --> 00:22:18,144 Yes? 296 00:22:18,246 --> 00:22:20,737 What? 297 00:22:20,848 --> 00:22:23,477 What? She's sick? 298 00:22:23,584 --> 00:22:26,748 Oh. Oh, yes. 299 00:22:26,854 --> 00:22:28,288 Mitzi's sick. 300 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:31,153 Tell her I'm too tired. 301 00:22:31,258 --> 00:22:33,556 Uh, what? 302 00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:37,027 Well, yes. Yes. Naturally. 303 00:22:37,131 --> 00:22:39,065 She wants the doctor right away. 304 00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:41,157 Can't she make it tomorrow? 305 00:22:42,435 --> 00:22:44,404 Just a minute, please. 306 00:22:45,773 --> 00:22:48,503 Andre, this is no time for joking. 307 00:22:48,608 --> 00:22:51,874 But why should I go? Let her get another doctor. 308 00:22:51,978 --> 00:22:55,414 Let her get two other doctors. I don't want to mix business with Mitzi. 309 00:22:55,516 --> 00:22:58,143 He doesn't want to mix business with you. 310 00:22:58,252 --> 00:23:01,243 - Why can't you be nice to my friends? - But this is business. This is different. 311 00:23:01,353 --> 00:23:04,050 - You hate her. - Oh, darling, don't be ridiculous. 312 00:23:04,157 --> 00:23:06,148 - I have nothing against her. - I know you hate her. 313 00:23:06,258 --> 00:23:09,386 - But why should I hate her? - Well, you certainly don't like her. 314 00:23:09,495 --> 00:23:11,587 I'm crazy about her! 315 00:23:11,697 --> 00:23:15,723 - Then why don't you want to go? - Because I don't want to mix "musiness" with Bitzi. 316 00:23:15,834 --> 00:23:18,803 Business with Mitzi. Oh, Mitzi, Kitzi, Bitzi. 317 00:23:18,903 --> 00:23:20,872 [Exhales] 318 00:23:22,273 --> 00:23:25,072 All right. I'll go. 319 00:23:26,911 --> 00:23:30,608 Yes, Madame Bertier. Yes. Thank you. The doctor's coming. 320 00:23:30,715 --> 00:23:33,114 Oh! 321 00:23:34,218 --> 00:23:36,187 [Whimpering] 322 00:23:36,287 --> 00:23:38,255 Good-bye, sweetheart. 323 00:23:39,423 --> 00:23:41,390 Good-bye, darling. 324 00:23:45,329 --> 00:23:49,265 And remember. No matter what she has - 325 00:23:49,366 --> 00:23:52,459 heart trouble, appendicitis... 326 00:23:52,569 --> 00:23:54,537 rheumatism, neuritis - 327 00:23:55,972 --> 00:23:57,940 I love you. 328 00:24:05,514 --> 00:24:09,212 329 00:24:09,318 --> 00:24:12,288 330 00:24:32,307 --> 00:24:34,274 331 00:24:40,815 --> 00:24:44,342 Oh! [Whimpering] 332 00:24:45,853 --> 00:24:48,116 Madame, you sent for me. 333 00:24:48,222 --> 00:24:51,419 I want it to be clearly understood that you're sick. 334 00:24:51,525 --> 00:24:53,721 Oh, Doctor. 335 00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:56,091 Not "Oh, Doctor." 336 00:24:56,196 --> 00:24:58,926 Just "Doctor." 337 00:25:49,513 --> 00:25:53,575 let me see your tongue 338 00:25:53,684 --> 00:25:57,848 Put your head against my heart 339 00:25:57,955 --> 00:25:59,856 - - 340 00:25:59,957 --> 00:26:02,892 - - 341 00:26:02,993 --> 00:26:05,961 - - 342 00:26:06,063 --> 00:26:08,361 343 00:26:08,465 --> 00:26:12,868 344 00:26:12,969 --> 00:26:17,463 but if you feel this way 345 00:26:17,573 --> 00:26:21,703 three times a day 346 00:26:21,811 --> 00:26:25,941 Oh, Doctor, don't delay 347 00:26:26,048 --> 00:26:30,144 - - 348 00:26:30,251 --> 00:26:34,312 as far as I can see 349 00:26:34,423 --> 00:26:36,754 350 00:26:36,858 --> 00:26:38,826 I'm going to faint 351 00:26:38,927 --> 00:26:42,863 - - 352 00:26:42,964 --> 00:26:47,128 three times a day 353 00:26:47,235 --> 00:26:51,102 should fail to go away 354 00:26:51,205 --> 00:26:55,107 three times a day 355 00:26:55,209 --> 00:26:59,270 - - 356 00:26:59,380 --> 00:27:03,612 three times a day 357 00:27:03,717 --> 00:27:07,710 I'll be back tomorrow afternoon 358 00:27:07,821 --> 00:27:12,314 you could do me so much good 359 00:27:12,426 --> 00:27:15,918 - - 360 00:27:16,029 --> 00:27:21,057 I couldn't see you three times a day 361 00:27:25,638 --> 00:27:27,538 Hello. 362 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:31,098 This is Dr. Bertier. 363 00:27:31,209 --> 00:27:35,112 My husband, Professor Olivier. 364 00:27:37,116 --> 00:27:38,606 Dr. Bertier? 365 00:27:40,452 --> 00:27:42,443 Dr. Bertier, physician. 366 00:27:42,554 --> 00:27:44,579 Professor Olivier. 367 00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:48,388 Ancient history. 368 00:27:48,493 --> 00:27:51,155 - Doctor. - Professor. 369 00:27:51,263 --> 00:27:53,788 [Olivier Chuckles] Ah. 370 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,065 [Both Chuckling] 371 00:27:58,169 --> 00:28:01,536 Ah, yes. [Chuckling] 372 00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:04,870 - Ah. [Chuckling] - [Chuckling] 373 00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:07,967 Darling, I'm not feeling very well. 374 00:28:08,079 --> 00:28:10,343 Why should you? 375 00:28:12,416 --> 00:28:16,785 Oh, no, Professor. Madame is in a very serious condition. 376 00:28:16,887 --> 00:28:19,013 Why-Why shouldn't she be? 377 00:28:19,122 --> 00:28:21,113 Conditions are bad everywhere. 378 00:28:23,060 --> 00:28:25,721 [Chuckles] The professor is joking. 379 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:29,356 Oh, no. No, I have no sense of humor. 380 00:28:29,466 --> 00:28:31,957 No sense of humor at all. 381 00:28:38,273 --> 00:28:40,469 [Laughs] 382 00:28:53,822 --> 00:28:56,346 Now, children. 383 00:28:56,458 --> 00:28:59,585 You are my wife's doctor. 384 00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:02,220 My wife is your patient. [Chuckles] 385 00:29:03,397 --> 00:29:07,993 You are the husband of my wife's best friend. 386 00:29:08,102 --> 00:29:13,038 And I am the husband of your wife's best friend. 387 00:29:15,575 --> 00:29:19,205 I am looking forward to a very happy Christmas. 388 00:29:40,633 --> 00:29:42,601 Now get out. 389 00:29:42,701 --> 00:29:46,535 - Hurry. Hurry. It's getting late. - [Phone Rings] 390 00:29:48,674 --> 00:29:50,642 Hello? 391 00:29:50,743 --> 00:29:53,234 Just a moment. Madame Lacroix. 392 00:29:57,283 --> 00:29:59,182 How do you do, Madame Lacroix? 393 00:29:59,284 --> 00:30:01,184 Yes, Madame Lacroix. 394 00:30:01,286 --> 00:30:03,254 No, Madame Lacroix. No. 395 00:30:03,354 --> 00:30:06,791 No. Not next week. The party's tonight. 396 00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:10,327 Yes. Yes, thank you. I'm fine. 397 00:30:10,428 --> 00:30:13,090 Yes, thank you. He's fine. Good-b -What? 398 00:30:13,198 --> 00:30:16,326 Oh, you're fine too? That's fine. Good-bye. 399 00:30:20,838 --> 00:30:23,171 [Phone Rings] 400 00:30:23,273 --> 00:30:26,538 Yes? Oh, Madame Rodevska. 401 00:30:26,643 --> 00:30:28,634 Yes. Yes, I see. 402 00:30:28,745 --> 00:30:30,679 Mm-hmm. 403 00:30:30,781 --> 00:30:32,941 Mm-hmm. How interesting. 404 00:30:33,050 --> 00:30:35,210 What? You're wearing a red dress? 405 00:30:35,319 --> 00:30:38,186 Very d�collet�? Practically no back? 406 00:30:38,287 --> 00:30:41,222 No stockings at all? But you're coming? 407 00:30:41,324 --> 00:30:43,224 That's fine. 408 00:30:43,326 --> 00:30:45,294 [Phone Rings] 409 00:30:45,394 --> 00:30:49,194 Who is it? Oh, Adolph. 410 00:30:49,298 --> 00:30:51,789 No, Adolph. What do you want? 411 00:30:51,901 --> 00:30:54,767 Oh, really, Adolph. It's 7:30. I have a million things to do. 412 00:30:54,871 --> 00:30:57,931 This is no time for silly conversation. 413 00:30:58,039 --> 00:31:00,270 Hmm? 414 00:31:00,376 --> 00:31:03,811 Hmm? [Chuckles] 415 00:31:05,046 --> 00:31:08,106 Colette, am I sitting next to you tonight? 416 00:31:08,216 --> 00:31:10,810 Colette, tonight, next to you? 417 00:31:10,919 --> 00:31:14,685 Now, Adolph, listen. You're Andre's closest friend. 418 00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:18,190 You were best man at our wedding. That's as far as I'll go. 419 00:31:19,494 --> 00:31:21,427 What? 420 00:31:21,528 --> 00:31:24,225 Romeo? You're coming as Romeo? 421 00:31:24,331 --> 00:31:27,300 Yes. Yes, Romeo. 422 00:31:28,335 --> 00:31:30,997 Of Romeo and Juliet. 423 00:31:31,105 --> 00:31:33,005 What? 424 00:31:33,107 --> 00:31:35,007 What? 425 00:31:35,109 --> 00:31:37,839 Not a costume party. 426 00:31:37,945 --> 00:31:39,845 Oh. 427 00:31:40,914 --> 00:31:42,883 Oh, all right. 428 00:31:45,852 --> 00:31:49,254 - Marcel. - Yes, sir? 429 00:31:49,355 --> 00:31:52,347 Why did you tell me it was to be a costume party? 430 00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:56,155 Ah, monsieur. I did so want to see you in tights. 431 00:32:57,921 --> 00:33:02,323 Uh, I don't think that Martel girl is so attractive. 432 00:33:02,424 --> 00:33:04,393 I do. 433 00:33:05,462 --> 00:33:08,191 All right. All right. I - I - I won't argue with you. 434 00:33:08,298 --> 00:33:10,197 [Chuckles, Clears Throat] 435 00:33:10,299 --> 00:33:14,167 Everybody- Everybody is entitled to his own opinion. 436 00:33:15,204 --> 00:33:17,866 That's what makes the world go round. 437 00:33:17,972 --> 00:33:20,908 For instance - For instance, take Russia. 438 00:33:22,111 --> 00:33:24,806 Darling, I swear I've been true to you. 439 00:33:24,912 --> 00:33:27,074 Why did you change those place cards? 440 00:33:27,181 --> 00:33:30,378 Sweetheart, you know I love you - and only you. 441 00:33:30,485 --> 00:33:33,181 Why did you change those place cards? 442 00:33:35,023 --> 00:33:38,185 If I tell you the truth, would you believe it? 443 00:33:38,292 --> 00:33:40,259 No. 444 00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:07,609 [Singsongy] Darling, I'm going. 445 00:34:07,721 --> 00:34:10,621 [Olivier] Good-bye, angel. Sorry I can't go with you. 446 00:34:10,724 --> 00:34:13,157 Are you staying out late tonight, precious? 447 00:34:13,259 --> 00:34:16,717 Yes, beloved. I don't think I'll be home before morning. 448 00:34:16,828 --> 00:34:19,627 Aw, that's too bad. 449 00:34:19,732 --> 00:34:21,632 Good-bye, sweetheart. 450 00:34:21,734 --> 00:34:23,702 Good-bye, darling. 451 00:34:28,908 --> 00:34:31,138 - What are you doing tonight? - Nothing, madame. 452 00:34:31,242 --> 00:34:34,541 - Wouldrt you like to go out? - No, madame. I'm too tired. 453 00:34:34,646 --> 00:34:37,444 Too tired? For a little dance and a good time? 454 00:34:37,549 --> 00:34:39,813 - Not really. - Yes, madame. 455 00:34:39,918 --> 00:34:43,479 - You can have the night off. - I'm sorry, madame, but really I'm too tired. 456 00:34:43,587 --> 00:34:46,988 Other girls are grateful for a day off, and you -you're too tired. 457 00:34:47,092 --> 00:34:49,390 Oh, you're a most unreasonable girl and most ungrateful. 458 00:34:49,494 --> 00:34:51,427 - Oh, but I - - Oh, be quiet. 459 00:34:51,528 --> 00:34:55,055 460 00:35:07,377 --> 00:35:09,344 [Whispering] 461 00:35:16,185 --> 00:35:19,382 Mitzi, I suspect Andre. 462 00:35:19,489 --> 00:35:21,389 Colette. 463 00:35:21,491 --> 00:35:23,925 You know what I found out? 464 00:35:24,026 --> 00:35:26,085 How should I know? 465 00:35:26,194 --> 00:35:28,629 He didn't want to sit next to you tonight. 466 00:35:28,730 --> 00:35:31,996 - And you know why? - Why? 467 00:35:33,468 --> 00:35:35,993 He wanted to sit next to Miss Martel. 468 00:35:40,742 --> 00:35:42,710 Uh-huh. 469 00:35:42,811 --> 00:35:45,507 What do you mean, "Uh-huh"? 470 00:35:45,614 --> 00:35:48,912 - Have you heard anything? - Now, Colette, darling. 471 00:35:49,016 --> 00:35:52,076 I believe Andre is absolutely faithful. 472 00:35:54,155 --> 00:35:56,088 I don't care what people say. 473 00:35:56,190 --> 00:35:58,420 People say? 474 00:35:58,526 --> 00:36:00,426 - So everybody knows. - Oh. 475 00:36:00,528 --> 00:36:03,497 - Oh, tell me, Mitzi. Tell me everything. - Darling. Darling. 476 00:36:03,597 --> 00:36:05,791 There's absolutely nothing to tell. 477 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:09,269 Nothing definite. 478 00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:16,274 [Whispers] There she is. 479 00:36:20,446 --> 00:36:23,108 Look at that dress. 480 00:36:23,216 --> 00:36:25,116 - Terrible. - Ghastly. 481 00:36:26,151 --> 00:36:29,747 - And look at the way she wears her hair. - Bleached. 482 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:32,757 Ah, madame. 483 00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:35,725 Oh. Oh, my dear. 484 00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:39,059 How are you? I'm so glad to see you. 485 00:36:39,164 --> 00:36:41,597 - You look perfectly stunning. - Do you really think so? 486 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:45,227 Oh, gorgeous. I'm simply crazy about that dress. 487 00:36:45,336 --> 00:36:47,305 And you're looking so well too. 488 00:36:47,406 --> 00:36:49,374 You must have gained. 489 00:37:27,410 --> 00:37:29,640 Hello, Andre. Where is Colette? 490 00:37:29,745 --> 00:37:32,680 - What's the matter? - I want to say "How do you do?" to her. 491 00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:37,709 Dinner is served. 492 00:37:37,821 --> 00:37:40,084 [Chattering] 493 00:38:47,653 --> 00:38:49,587 [Mouthing Words] 494 00:39:03,768 --> 00:39:06,566 Let's be happy. Let's be gay. 495 00:39:06,671 --> 00:39:09,104 Come on. Let's drink and be merry. 496 00:39:09,207 --> 00:39:11,175 Let's have a good time. 497 00:39:14,145 --> 00:39:17,477 - Are you talking to me? - Yes, Romeo. 498 00:39:18,582 --> 00:39:20,846 Oh. Oh, Colette. 499 00:39:21,885 --> 00:39:23,785 [Chuckling] 500 00:39:23,887 --> 00:39:25,855 501 00:39:43,873 --> 00:39:46,706 Colette, when are we going to dance? 502 00:39:51,714 --> 00:39:54,182 Oh, when are we going to be gay? 503 00:40:14,335 --> 00:40:17,794 When are we going to have all that fun? Hmm? 504 00:40:31,351 --> 00:40:33,320 Well, Colette, when are we going to have - 505 00:40:33,421 --> 00:40:35,321 Right now. 506 00:40:40,060 --> 00:40:43,392 when the band is playing 507 00:40:43,496 --> 00:40:46,294 508 00:40:46,399 --> 00:40:48,923 509 00:40:49,035 --> 00:40:51,662 510 00:40:51,771 --> 00:40:54,568 511 00:40:54,674 --> 00:40:57,268 512 00:40:57,376 --> 00:41:00,073 513 00:41:00,179 --> 00:41:02,773 514 00:41:02,881 --> 00:41:05,646 515 00:41:05,751 --> 00:41:08,584 516 00:41:08,687 --> 00:41:11,155 517 00:41:11,256 --> 00:41:13,884 518 00:41:13,992 --> 00:41:16,654 519 00:41:16,761 --> 00:41:19,321 520 00:41:19,431 --> 00:41:22,058 521 00:41:22,166 --> 00:41:25,135 522 00:41:25,236 --> 00:41:27,636 523 00:41:27,738 --> 00:41:30,605 524 00:41:30,708 --> 00:41:33,233 525 00:41:33,344 --> 00:41:36,006 526 00:41:36,113 --> 00:41:39,310 527 00:41:39,416 --> 00:41:41,681 528 00:41:41,785 --> 00:41:44,379 529 00:41:44,488 --> 00:41:46,820 530 00:41:46,923 --> 00:41:49,721 531 00:41:49,826 --> 00:41:52,488 532 00:41:52,595 --> 00:41:54,893 533 00:41:54,998 --> 00:41:57,898 534 00:41:58,001 --> 00:42:00,264 535 00:42:00,369 --> 00:42:02,269 536 00:42:03,339 --> 00:42:05,535 537 00:42:05,641 --> 00:42:08,166 538 00:42:08,277 --> 00:42:10,973 539 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,072 540 00:42:14,183 --> 00:42:16,583 541 00:42:16,685 --> 00:42:19,119 542 00:42:19,221 --> 00:42:21,120 543 00:42:21,223 --> 00:42:24,453 what champagne will do 544 00:42:24,559 --> 00:42:27,027 Honestly 545 00:42:27,128 --> 00:42:29,392 546 00:42:35,436 --> 00:42:37,870 547 00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:40,838 548 00:42:40,941 --> 00:42:43,136 549 00:42:43,244 --> 00:42:46,235 550 00:42:46,347 --> 00:42:48,576 551 00:42:48,682 --> 00:42:51,276 552 00:42:51,385 --> 00:42:53,750 553 00:42:53,854 --> 00:42:56,982 554 00:42:57,090 --> 00:42:59,354 555 00:42:59,459 --> 00:43:02,427 556 00:43:02,529 --> 00:43:04,827 557 00:43:04,931 --> 00:43:07,957 Ooh 558 00:43:08,067 --> 00:43:11,036 559 00:43:11,137 --> 00:43:13,503 560 00:43:13,606 --> 00:43:15,801 561 00:43:15,908 --> 00:43:18,809 562 00:43:32,924 --> 00:43:35,119 563 00:43:51,842 --> 00:43:53,810 Mitzi, please, don't. 564 00:43:57,181 --> 00:43:59,148 Mitzi, don't be so Mitzi. 565 00:44:02,885 --> 00:44:05,980 Why do you do that? I can't tie a tie. 566 00:44:06,089 --> 00:44:08,081 I never could tie a tie. 567 00:44:09,893 --> 00:44:11,860 But I can tie a tie... 568 00:44:11,961 --> 00:44:13,861 and how. 569 00:44:24,006 --> 00:44:27,203 - There you are. - [Chuckles] 570 00:44:27,309 --> 00:44:29,277 Just a sample. 571 00:44:34,483 --> 00:44:37,509 Mitzi! Mitzi! 572 00:44:37,619 --> 00:44:39,246 Mitzi, my tie! 573 00:44:40,287 --> 00:44:42,187 574 00:44:45,794 --> 00:44:47,693 Pardon me. 575 00:44:56,003 --> 00:44:58,596 I'm a prisoner on my own veranda. 576 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,437 If I go inside, my wife sees me... 577 00:45:02,543 --> 00:45:04,533 and I get into trouble. 578 00:45:04,645 --> 00:45:07,773 If I go to the garden to Mitzi, I get into trouble too. 579 00:45:08,815 --> 00:45:10,783 But anyhow, I get my tie fixed. 580 00:45:11,818 --> 00:45:13,718 What shall I do? 581 00:45:18,425 --> 00:45:21,086 I go inside, my wife sees me, and I get into trouble. 582 00:45:21,194 --> 00:45:24,890 I go to the garden to Mitzi, I get into trouble, too, but anyhow, I get my tie fixed. 583 00:45:24,997 --> 00:45:26,965 I go inside, my wife sees me, I get into trouble. 584 00:45:27,066 --> 00:45:30,036 I go to the garden to Mitzi, I get in trouble, too, but anyhow, I get my tie fixed. 585 00:45:30,136 --> 00:45:32,035 [Muttering] I go inside, my wife sees me, I get into trouble. 586 00:45:32,138 --> 00:45:34,037 I go to the garden to Mitzi, I get into trouble, too, but anyhow, I get my tie fixed. 587 00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:35,766 I go inside, my wife sees me, I get into trouble. 588 00:45:35,873 --> 00:45:37,808 I go to the garden to Mitzi - [Muttering] 589 00:45:40,813 --> 00:45:42,906 I get my tie fixed. 590 00:46:12,576 --> 00:46:14,545 A night in May. 591 00:46:15,679 --> 00:46:17,977 Look at the moon. 592 00:46:18,081 --> 00:46:20,379 Colette, how does the moon affect you? 593 00:46:22,152 --> 00:46:24,620 It turns me inside out and upside down. 594 00:46:27,257 --> 00:46:30,556 I tell you, if I didn't have such a splendid education, I'd - 595 00:46:30,659 --> 00:46:32,627 I'd yield to the animal in me. 596 00:46:38,100 --> 00:46:41,069 Yes, I - I admit I come of a very fine family. 597 00:46:42,371 --> 00:46:44,964 Well, should a refined gentleman not have any luck? 598 00:46:46,008 --> 00:46:49,408 Does one have to be a roughneck to get along in the world? 599 00:46:49,511 --> 00:46:51,480 I wonder where Andre is. 600 00:46:56,251 --> 00:46:58,446 I love you, Colette. Colette, I love you. 601 00:46:58,553 --> 00:47:01,419 Let's - Let's - Let's run away. Let's live. 602 00:47:01,523 --> 00:47:04,651 - You're still a young woman. - Andre! 603 00:47:06,693 --> 00:47:08,593 My tie. My tie. 604 00:47:14,168 --> 00:47:16,898 - Andre. - Andre! 605 00:47:17,004 --> 00:47:18,198 Andre? 606 00:47:21,175 --> 00:47:23,074 Andre? 607 00:47:34,921 --> 00:47:37,185 [Sobbing] 608 00:47:39,792 --> 00:47:41,692 Oh! 609 00:47:45,331 --> 00:47:47,299 [Sobbing Continues] 610 00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:55,506 [Crying] 611 00:47:58,143 --> 00:48:00,111 [Loud Crying] 612 00:48:04,648 --> 00:48:06,742 - We had a most delightful time, Doctor. - Thank you. 613 00:48:06,818 --> 00:48:08,786 - Good night. - Good night, Andre. 614 00:48:08,887 --> 00:48:11,582 - Good night. - Thank you. 615 00:48:11,689 --> 00:48:14,454 Good night, Dr. Bertier. I had a perfectly charming evening. 616 00:48:14,559 --> 00:48:17,288 - Thank you so much. - It was a pleasure, madame. 617 00:48:17,394 --> 00:48:20,363 I'll be waiting in a taxi on the next corner for five minutes. 618 00:48:20,464 --> 00:48:22,091 Impossible. 619 00:48:22,198 --> 00:48:24,190 - Ten minutes. - Ridiculous. 620 00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:26,201 All right. Fifteen minutes. 621 00:48:26,302 --> 00:48:28,203 Positively maybe. 622 00:48:30,641 --> 00:48:32,541 Good-bye, madame. 623 00:48:33,644 --> 00:48:35,543 - Good night. - Good night. 624 00:49:01,036 --> 00:49:03,266 625 00:49:03,372 --> 00:49:05,306 626 00:49:05,407 --> 00:49:08,807 And what a spot 627 00:49:08,911 --> 00:49:12,711 and right up there Colette 628 00:49:12,813 --> 00:49:16,510 and misbehave or not 629 00:49:16,617 --> 00:49:18,518 630 00:49:18,620 --> 00:49:20,519 631 00:49:20,621 --> 00:49:22,589 632 00:49:22,690 --> 00:49:25,453 633 00:49:25,559 --> 00:49:27,618 634 00:49:27,727 --> 00:49:29,719 635 00:49:29,829 --> 00:49:33,492 636 00:49:33,601 --> 00:49:35,500 637 00:49:35,603 --> 00:49:37,502 638 00:49:37,604 --> 00:49:40,266 639 00:49:41,308 --> 00:49:45,074 I really can't decide 640 00:49:45,177 --> 00:49:49,136 We can't all three be satisfied 641 00:49:49,249 --> 00:49:53,208 I haven't weakened yet 642 00:49:53,319 --> 00:49:57,119 643 00:49:57,222 --> 00:50:00,919 Some even answer "no" 644 00:50:01,026 --> 00:50:04,757 645 00:50:04,863 --> 00:50:08,560 and others only fool 646 00:50:08,667 --> 00:50:11,430 647 00:50:12,470 --> 00:50:16,270 about the way she clings 648 00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:20,071 throw away his wings 649 00:50:20,178 --> 00:50:23,944 Colette can do the same 650 00:50:24,048 --> 00:50:27,211 651 00:50:33,925 --> 00:50:36,222 [Crying] 652 00:50:41,465 --> 00:50:43,626 Why don't you go back to Mademoiselle Martel? 653 00:50:43,734 --> 00:50:47,170 - [Chuckling] Oh, darling. - It may be a joke to you, but it - 654 00:50:47,270 --> 00:50:49,703 Our romance is over. 655 00:50:49,805 --> 00:50:53,401 [Laughing] 656 00:50:53,510 --> 00:50:55,478 Oh, darling. 657 00:50:55,579 --> 00:50:57,910 If I wanted to start something with Mademoiselle Martel... 658 00:50:58,014 --> 00:50:59,914 would I do it here? 659 00:51:00,016 --> 00:51:01,985 Couldrt I call her to my office? 660 00:51:03,620 --> 00:51:06,315 So, that's what goes on in your office! 661 00:51:06,422 --> 00:51:08,856 Darling, we have been married for three years. 662 00:51:08,958 --> 00:51:11,859 And for three years, you've gone to your office every day. 663 00:51:11,961 --> 00:51:14,156 Sweetheart, take my word - This Martel girl - 664 00:51:14,262 --> 00:51:16,856 - I don't believe you! - I demand that you believe me. 665 00:51:16,966 --> 00:51:19,832 I saw what I saw. [Sobbing] 666 00:51:22,670 --> 00:51:24,570 [Car Horn Honks] 667 00:51:28,676 --> 00:51:30,974 Let's not talk about it. 668 00:51:31,079 --> 00:51:33,376 Let me take you in my arms. I love you. 669 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,778 You're lying! [Sobs] 670 00:51:35,884 --> 00:51:39,183 - Darling, if you don't believe me - - [Horn Honks] 671 00:51:42,290 --> 00:51:45,952 If you don't believe me, in two and a half minutes, I'm going out. 672 00:51:47,461 --> 00:51:51,022 Oh. So you're threatening me, are you? 673 00:51:51,130 --> 00:51:53,929 All right. Go out. 674 00:51:54,033 --> 00:51:58,697 Darling, I warn you, I'm going. 675 00:51:58,806 --> 00:52:00,705 I heard you. Go! 676 00:52:03,509 --> 00:52:05,409 All right. 677 00:52:08,247 --> 00:52:11,410 - I'm going. - My compliments to Mademoiselle Martel. 678 00:52:27,265 --> 00:52:29,165 Andre! 679 00:52:31,403 --> 00:52:34,429 Andre! Andre! 680 00:53:07,370 --> 00:53:09,270 Adolph! 681 00:53:14,944 --> 00:53:17,673 - I've come to stay. - Adolph! 682 00:53:17,780 --> 00:53:21,613 - - Adolph, the party's over. 683 00:53:21,718 --> 00:53:25,414 - - What's the matter with you? 684 00:53:25,521 --> 00:53:27,819 - - Adolph, this is ridiculous! 685 00:53:27,923 --> 00:53:29,891 - I don't know whether to laugh or scream. - 686 00:53:29,992 --> 00:53:32,755 - I want you to leave this house at once. - 687 00:53:57,451 --> 00:53:59,350 Andre! 688 00:53:59,453 --> 00:54:02,320 You'll have to call louder than that if you want Andre to hear you. 689 00:54:02,422 --> 00:54:05,755 But if you want Adolph, all you have to do is whisper. 690 00:54:07,327 --> 00:54:10,455 Oh. [Crying] 691 00:54:17,938 --> 00:54:20,906 Sorrow makes you look even more beautiful. 692 00:54:21,006 --> 00:54:23,497 Thank you, Adolph. 693 00:54:23,609 --> 00:54:25,976 More feminine... 694 00:54:26,078 --> 00:54:27,978 younger. 695 00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,708 - Do you really think so? - I do, Colette. 696 00:54:30,816 --> 00:54:32,784 Oh, thank you, Adolph. 697 00:54:32,884 --> 00:54:34,853 [Sobbing] 698 00:54:35,955 --> 00:54:38,389 Any man who leaves a woman like you... 699 00:54:38,490 --> 00:54:41,856 on a night like this, with a man like me... 700 00:54:41,961 --> 00:54:43,860 deserves it. 701 00:54:43,962 --> 00:54:47,159 But it was my fault. I was wrong. 702 00:54:48,466 --> 00:54:50,593 You have a right to be wrong. 703 00:54:50,702 --> 00:54:53,899 You're a woman. Women are born to be wrong. 704 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,939 I like my women wrong. 705 00:54:58,977 --> 00:55:00,877 You poor, lonely little thing. 706 00:55:00,979 --> 00:55:03,572 Oh, I'm so unappy. 707 00:55:05,382 --> 00:55:08,681 - You need love. - Yes. Love. 708 00:55:08,785 --> 00:55:10,685 Lots of love. 709 00:55:10,787 --> 00:55:12,687 Lots of love. 710 00:56:03,471 --> 00:56:06,997 711 00:57:27,150 --> 00:57:29,676 Get out! Get out, or I'll call my husband! 712 00:57:44,033 --> 00:57:47,332 - Oh, darling. - My dear, how excited you seem. 713 00:57:47,436 --> 00:57:50,337 I just had a dream, a terrible dream. 714 00:57:50,439 --> 00:57:54,240 I dreamed that last night, when you were gone, I was downstairs alone and - 715 00:57:54,343 --> 00:57:55,970 Yes, yes? Go on. 716 00:57:56,078 --> 00:57:59,605 Suddenly a man took hold of me. I - I struggled, and he - 717 00:57:59,715 --> 00:58:01,614 - Choked you? - No. 718 00:58:01,716 --> 00:58:03,616 - Shot you? - No. 719 00:58:03,718 --> 00:58:05,618 What did he do? 720 00:58:06,888 --> 00:58:08,789 He kissed me. 721 00:58:08,890 --> 00:58:11,325 Oh. Kissed you. 722 00:58:11,427 --> 00:58:14,862 [Chuckling] Your dream shall come true. 723 00:58:22,470 --> 00:58:24,597 But the man wasrt you. 724 00:58:24,705 --> 00:58:26,900 Someone I know? 725 00:58:27,007 --> 00:58:29,202 - He's your pal. - What a pal! 726 00:58:29,309 --> 00:58:32,107 - It was Adolph. - Oh, no. Not Adolph. 727 00:58:32,212 --> 00:58:35,978 [Laughs] That's a scream. It couldn't be Adolph, even in a dream! 728 00:58:37,784 --> 00:58:39,979 Adolph! 729 00:58:40,085 --> 00:58:43,351 730 00:58:43,457 --> 00:58:48,416 731 00:58:48,528 --> 00:58:52,759 732 00:58:52,865 --> 00:58:57,097 733 00:58:57,204 --> 00:58:59,763 734 00:58:59,872 --> 00:59:02,568 735 00:59:02,674 --> 00:59:05,404 736 00:59:05,510 --> 00:59:08,776 737 00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,474 738 00:59:11,583 --> 00:59:14,814 739 00:59:14,919 --> 00:59:21,050 740 00:59:21,159 --> 00:59:23,524 741 00:59:23,628 --> 00:59:26,119 742 00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:29,325 743 00:59:29,433 --> 00:59:33,392 744 00:59:33,505 --> 00:59:37,304 745 00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:41,241 746 00:59:41,345 --> 00:59:46,646 747 00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:53,018 748 00:59:54,724 --> 00:59:57,284 - [Knocking] - [Colette] Come in. 749 01:00:07,970 --> 01:00:09,870 Darling, whatever- 750 01:00:20,549 --> 01:00:22,743 - Professor! - Doctor. 751 01:00:22,851 --> 01:00:26,082 - Oh, it's nice of you to drop in. - Uh-huh. 752 01:00:26,187 --> 01:00:28,451 - We missed you a lot last night. - [Chuckles] 753 01:00:28,556 --> 01:00:31,252 - [Chuckles] Wort you sit down? - Thank you. Yes. 754 01:00:38,766 --> 01:00:40,734 - Excuse me one minute. - Yes. 755 01:00:45,305 --> 01:00:48,035 - Uh, it's a bit drafty, eh? - Yes. 756 01:00:52,279 --> 01:00:54,712 Did you, uh, have a good time last night? 757 01:00:54,814 --> 01:00:57,579 Well, we -we tried our best. 758 01:00:57,684 --> 01:01:00,118 First we had, uh -we had dinner. 759 01:01:00,220 --> 01:01:02,119 Then we danced. 760 01:01:02,220 --> 01:01:04,621 And then we -we played a little. 761 01:01:04,724 --> 01:01:07,055 Played? May I ask what? 762 01:01:08,094 --> 01:01:10,323 - Cards. - Cards? 763 01:01:10,429 --> 01:01:12,330 Bridge. 764 01:01:13,732 --> 01:01:16,223 You didn't play cards last night, Doctor. 765 01:01:16,335 --> 01:01:18,429 Oh! Professor. 766 01:01:18,537 --> 01:01:20,437 I ought to know. [Chuckling] 767 01:01:20,539 --> 01:01:22,972 You were in my apartment last night. 768 01:01:23,075 --> 01:01:25,873 - In your apartment? - Mm-hmm. 769 01:01:25,977 --> 01:01:27,946 Let me see. 770 01:01:29,948 --> 01:01:32,542 You left your house... 771 01:01:32,650 --> 01:01:35,279 at 2:10. 772 01:01:35,386 --> 01:01:38,253 You went to the corner, jumped into a cab. 773 01:01:38,356 --> 01:01:40,654 My wife was in that cab. 774 01:01:42,059 --> 01:01:44,356 Yes. Yes, that's true. 775 01:01:44,462 --> 01:01:46,656 That's absolutely true. 776 01:01:46,764 --> 01:01:51,223 Uh, your-your wife - your wife was alone. 777 01:01:51,335 --> 01:01:53,826 See, naturally, as her host... 778 01:01:53,937 --> 01:01:56,872 I wanted to see her get home safely. 779 01:01:56,974 --> 01:01:58,941 Thank you for protecting my wife, Doctor. 780 01:01:59,042 --> 01:02:02,272 - It was only my duty, Professor. - Yes. 781 01:02:02,379 --> 01:02:06,747 Now, let me see -The car arrived in front of my house at 2:35. 782 01:02:07,817 --> 01:02:10,615 You and my wife stayed in the car... 783 01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:13,051 for eight minutes... 784 01:02:13,156 --> 01:02:15,248 up to 2:43. 785 01:02:16,559 --> 01:02:19,027 Right. Right. 786 01:02:20,396 --> 01:02:24,457 Your-Your wife just - just asked me something. 787 01:02:25,566 --> 01:02:27,693 And then I answered. 788 01:02:27,803 --> 01:02:30,498 Then another question, and then another answer. 789 01:02:30,606 --> 01:02:33,438 One question follows an answer. You know? [Chuckling] 790 01:02:33,542 --> 01:02:36,533 Eight minutes - Eight minutes can go like that! 791 01:02:36,645 --> 01:02:38,271 Yes. Yes. 792 01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:41,042 Then you, uh - you got out of the car. 793 01:02:41,149 --> 01:02:43,481 You went to the house, and at the door... 794 01:02:43,584 --> 01:02:45,711 my wife handed you the key. 795 01:02:45,820 --> 01:02:47,720 You unlocked the door... 796 01:02:47,822 --> 01:02:51,258 and after a short conversation, you went in. 797 01:02:51,359 --> 01:02:55,727 This was exactly 2:51. 798 01:02:55,830 --> 01:02:58,263 Uh -Am I boring you? 799 01:02:58,365 --> 01:03:00,697 Oh, not at all, Professor. 800 01:03:00,801 --> 01:03:04,669 Uh, yes, y-your wife - your wife said... 801 01:03:04,770 --> 01:03:07,205 "Wort you come up and have a little brandy?" 802 01:03:07,307 --> 01:03:11,174 And I said, "Ah, a little brandy can't hurt." 803 01:03:12,712 --> 01:03:14,976 - So, I - I went up. - Yes. 804 01:03:15,081 --> 01:03:18,415 And, uh - And you had the brandy? 805 01:03:19,719 --> 01:03:21,347 Yes. 806 01:03:21,454 --> 01:03:23,649 Was it good brandy, Doctor? 807 01:03:23,756 --> 01:03:25,724 Excellent, Professor. 808 01:03:26,759 --> 01:03:30,422 You drank this brandy from 2:53... 809 01:03:31,629 --> 01:03:33,563 to 4:44. 810 01:03:36,035 --> 01:03:39,401 Professor, I assure you... 811 01:03:39,504 --> 01:03:42,302 that there is absolutely nothing wrong. 812 01:03:43,975 --> 01:03:46,944 We just -We just had a chat... 813 01:03:47,045 --> 01:03:48,945 and a few laughs. 814 01:03:49,047 --> 01:03:52,539 You know, y-your wife - your wife is very amusing. 815 01:03:52,649 --> 01:03:55,517 Yes, everyone says so. It must be true. 816 01:03:55,620 --> 01:03:59,283 Now, Professor, all appearances are against me. 817 01:03:59,389 --> 01:04:01,516 I know. I know. But let me tell you again - 818 01:04:01,626 --> 01:04:03,924 Not another word, Doctor. 819 01:04:04,027 --> 01:04:07,395 - I believe you. - Thank you. 820 01:04:07,498 --> 01:04:10,023 You're very welcome. I believe you. 821 01:04:11,235 --> 01:04:14,830 But no one else will. [Chuckles] Too bad, isn't it? 822 01:04:14,937 --> 01:04:17,838 I just came up here this morning to ask you... 823 01:04:17,940 --> 01:04:21,399 if you would appear, voluntarily, as a... 824 01:04:22,712 --> 01:04:26,341 shall we say, witness in my divorce suit? 825 01:04:26,449 --> 01:04:28,815 [Chuckles] 826 01:04:28,918 --> 01:04:31,580 Professor, please believe me. 827 01:04:32,622 --> 01:04:34,816 I'm an innocent man. 828 01:04:34,924 --> 01:04:38,655 I'm not guilty. And neither is Mitzi. 829 01:04:38,761 --> 01:04:40,728 I mean - I mean, your wife. 830 01:04:40,829 --> 01:04:43,798 My friend - May I call you my friend? 831 01:04:43,899 --> 01:04:46,629 - Please. - My friend, nobody is guilty. 832 01:04:46,735 --> 01:04:51,262 I have a theory that nobody is responsible for their actions. 833 01:04:51,373 --> 01:04:54,137 Right! That's absolutely right. 834 01:04:54,241 --> 01:04:58,177 Our doings are controlled by circumstances over which we have no control. 835 01:04:58,279 --> 01:05:02,306 Oh, excellent. Truer words have never been spoken. 836 01:05:02,417 --> 01:05:05,681 Therefore, nobody can be held responsible for his actions. 837 01:05:05,787 --> 01:05:08,653 Oh, what a beautiful thought, Professor. 838 01:05:08,756 --> 01:05:10,724 You know - You know that you're a poet? 839 01:05:10,825 --> 01:05:15,125 [Chuckles] This, of course, has nothing whatever to do with our case. 840 01:05:17,730 --> 01:05:19,789 - Good morning, Professor. - Madame. 841 01:05:19,899 --> 01:05:22,367 Ah, I'm so glad you dropped in. 842 01:05:22,468 --> 01:05:24,437 We should see each other more often. 843 01:05:24,537 --> 01:05:28,473 [Chuckles] I'm afraid the doctor doesn't like me. 844 01:05:28,575 --> 01:05:31,703 Oh, Professor. Where did you get such an idea? 845 01:05:32,979 --> 01:05:35,174 Oh, by the way, how's Mitzi? 846 01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,214 - Mitzi? - Yes. 847 01:05:37,317 --> 01:05:40,844 Oh, Mitzi. Uh, let me see. 848 01:05:40,953 --> 01:05:43,251 She left this morning for Lausanne. 849 01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:45,482 - Lausanne? - Mmm. 850 01:05:45,591 --> 01:05:48,355 - Oh, to see her mother. - I suppose so. 851 01:05:49,761 --> 01:05:53,218 - I hope nothing's happened to her mother. - To her mother? 852 01:05:53,332 --> 01:05:55,630 No, I don't think so. 853 01:05:55,734 --> 01:05:59,295 Well, we'll see. I'm sorry, but I must be going now. 854 01:05:59,403 --> 01:06:02,668 Well, you must come again sometime. 855 01:06:02,773 --> 01:06:06,004 And when you write Mitzi, you'll give her my best regards, won't you? 856 01:06:06,111 --> 01:06:08,908 Oh, I surely will. And yours, Doctor? 857 01:06:09,947 --> 01:06:11,847 Please. 858 01:06:11,948 --> 01:06:14,179 - Well, good-bye. - Good-bye. 859 01:06:14,285 --> 01:06:16,253 - Good-bye. - Good-bye. 860 01:06:28,132 --> 01:06:31,328 Don't you think he behaved strangely? 861 01:06:31,434 --> 01:06:33,402 Oh, no, not at all. 862 01:06:39,376 --> 01:06:43,402 Andre? There's something wrong between the professor and Mitzi. 863 01:06:43,513 --> 01:06:45,844 Oh. What an idea, Colette. 864 01:06:45,949 --> 01:06:48,917 I feel it. I feel it. My womars instinct tells me. 865 01:06:50,153 --> 01:06:52,712 And there's a man in it. 866 01:06:52,821 --> 01:06:56,348 Andre? You know who the man is? 867 01:06:56,458 --> 01:06:59,256 - Who? - This Russian artist Rodovsky. 868 01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:02,330 - No. No, it's not Rodovsky. - How do you know? 869 01:07:02,431 --> 01:07:06,094 I don't know. I don't know. My- My instinct tells me it's not Rodovsky. 870 01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:08,395 I tell you, it's Rodovsky. 871 01:07:08,503 --> 01:07:10,471 All right. All right. 872 01:07:10,571 --> 01:07:12,937 Everybody- Everybody is entitled to his own opinion. 873 01:07:13,041 --> 01:07:16,010 [Chuckles] Let's hope it's Rodovsky. 874 01:07:17,045 --> 01:07:20,742 You're right, Andre. It's not Rodovsky. 875 01:07:20,847 --> 01:07:22,816 Now I know who it is. 876 01:07:22,917 --> 01:07:25,976 - Who? - That American - Goldberg. 877 01:07:27,854 --> 01:07:29,823 Maybe - Maybe you're right. 878 01:07:29,923 --> 01:07:32,619 I - I wouldn't be surprised if it were Goldberg. 879 01:07:42,668 --> 01:07:44,863 Andre! 880 01:07:44,971 --> 01:07:47,462 - I have it now. - Who? 881 01:07:47,574 --> 01:07:50,167 No. No. No, it can't be. 882 01:08:00,218 --> 01:08:03,153 but I did 883 01:08:03,254 --> 01:08:05,814 884 01:08:05,925 --> 01:08:08,722 Yes, a trip on a ship 885 01:08:08,827 --> 01:08:11,489 886 01:08:11,597 --> 01:08:14,064 that she began 887 01:08:14,165 --> 01:08:16,861 888 01:08:16,967 --> 01:08:19,732 to any man 889 01:08:19,838 --> 01:08:22,169 to you 890 01:08:22,272 --> 01:08:25,002 and she was lonely 891 01:08:25,110 --> 01:08:27,634 for sympathy only 892 01:08:27,745 --> 01:08:30,839 what would you do 893 01:08:30,947 --> 01:08:32,916 894 01:08:33,017 --> 01:08:35,747 was on your shoulder 895 01:08:35,853 --> 01:08:38,446 a little bit bolder 896 01:08:38,555 --> 01:08:41,546 what would you do 897 01:08:41,658 --> 01:08:43,625 898 01:08:43,726 --> 01:08:46,490 you could resist her 899 01:08:46,597 --> 01:08:49,190 you wouldn't have kissed her 900 01:08:49,298 --> 01:08:52,166 like a sister 901 01:08:52,268 --> 01:08:54,532 902 01:08:54,638 --> 01:08:57,299 turn the light out 903 01:08:57,407 --> 01:08:59,931 and get right out 904 01:09:00,043 --> 01:09:02,840 what would you do 905 01:09:02,945 --> 01:09:05,243 [Chuckles] 906 01:09:05,348 --> 01:09:08,111 and she was lonely 907 01:09:08,216 --> 01:09:11,015 for sympathy only 908 01:09:11,119 --> 01:09:14,020 what would you do 909 01:09:14,122 --> 01:09:16,089 910 01:09:16,190 --> 01:09:19,092 was on your shoulder 911 01:09:19,193 --> 01:09:22,095 a little bit bolder 912 01:09:22,197 --> 01:09:24,631 what would you do 913 01:09:24,732 --> 01:09:26,700 914 01:09:26,802 --> 01:09:29,599 you could resist her 915 01:09:29,703 --> 01:09:32,501 you wouldn't have kissed her 916 01:09:32,606 --> 01:09:34,598 like your sister 917 01:09:34,708 --> 01:09:37,678 Be honest, mister 918 01:09:37,778 --> 01:09:40,508 and pure wife 919 01:09:40,614 --> 01:09:43,082 to your wife 920 01:09:43,184 --> 01:09:45,846 what would you do 921 01:09:45,952 --> 01:09:48,285 922 01:10:53,783 --> 01:10:55,683 Darling. 923 01:10:58,121 --> 01:11:01,319 - Have you had any breakfast? - Yes. 924 01:11:01,424 --> 01:11:03,619 Was -Was it a good breakfast? 925 01:11:03,727 --> 01:11:06,161 Marvelous. 926 01:11:06,263 --> 01:11:08,560 Had a - a good night's sleep? 927 01:11:08,664 --> 01:11:10,633 Yes. Wonderful. 928 01:11:10,734 --> 01:11:13,531 - Feel strong? - Great! 929 01:11:13,637 --> 01:11:15,764 Strong enough to face - 930 01:11:15,871 --> 01:11:19,238 to take a-a nice - a nice, long walk with me? 931 01:11:19,341 --> 01:11:21,434 I'd love it. 932 01:11:21,544 --> 01:11:23,512 Sit down, darling. 933 01:11:26,881 --> 01:11:30,783 Darling, I've got to disillusion you. 934 01:11:30,885 --> 01:11:33,116 Your instinct was right. 935 01:11:33,221 --> 01:11:37,020 There is something wrong in Mitzi's marriage. 936 01:11:37,125 --> 01:11:39,650 Didrt I tell you? Didrt I tell you? 937 01:11:39,761 --> 01:11:42,628 And who wouldn't believe me? [Laughing] 938 01:11:42,730 --> 01:11:45,461 Oh, darling, tell me. Tell me all about it. 939 01:11:45,567 --> 01:11:48,228 You were right. There's a man in it. 940 01:11:48,335 --> 01:11:50,269 [Squeals] Rodovsky? 941 01:11:50,370 --> 01:11:53,238 - No. - Goldberg? 942 01:11:53,340 --> 01:11:55,605 - No. - But who is it, darling? 943 01:11:55,710 --> 01:11:57,609 Tell me, who? 944 01:12:00,180 --> 01:12:02,080 Me. 945 01:12:05,952 --> 01:12:07,853 You? 946 01:12:10,456 --> 01:12:12,356 You? 947 01:12:17,163 --> 01:12:19,722 My husband... 948 01:12:19,832 --> 01:12:22,027 and my very best friend. 949 01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:30,609 Look at me, Andre. 950 01:12:36,114 --> 01:12:38,014 Oh! [Crying] 951 01:12:45,523 --> 01:12:48,286 Go away! Either you leave this house or I do. 952 01:12:48,392 --> 01:12:50,326 - But, sweetheart - - Our marriage is over. 953 01:12:50,428 --> 01:12:53,124 - Darling - - From now on you're nothing but a doctor to me. 954 01:12:53,230 --> 01:12:56,256 - I love you. - Tell it to my lawyer. 955 01:12:56,367 --> 01:12:58,995 Believe me, there was nothing wrong in it. 956 01:12:59,104 --> 01:13:01,071 I know I shouldn't have done it... 957 01:13:01,171 --> 01:13:04,072 but please, please forgive me for- for what I didn't do. 958 01:13:04,174 --> 01:13:06,108 I don't want to hear another word! 959 01:13:06,209 --> 01:13:08,677 You can keep the house, my jewels, the furniture, everything! 960 01:13:08,778 --> 01:13:12,509 I don't want any alimony! [Crying Continues] 961 01:13:14,918 --> 01:13:16,885 How do you do, sir? 962 01:13:20,691 --> 01:13:22,953 [Crying Continues] 963 01:13:42,010 --> 01:13:44,239 Adolph. 964 01:13:44,346 --> 01:13:46,712 Don't go. 965 01:13:54,722 --> 01:13:57,418 Sweetheart, you must forgive me. 966 01:13:59,126 --> 01:14:01,094 Forgive you? 967 01:14:01,195 --> 01:14:03,493 I'm in no position to forgive you. 968 01:14:03,596 --> 01:14:06,395 You think you were bad? No. 969 01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:08,798 You were just a naughty little boy. 970 01:14:08,902 --> 01:14:13,305 Look at me. I'm the one that's bad. 971 01:14:13,407 --> 01:14:15,374 You think you're a Don Juan, eh? 972 01:14:15,476 --> 01:14:18,274 Well, if you're a Don Juan, then I'm a Cleopatra. 973 01:14:18,378 --> 01:14:21,040 You, with your one hour. 974 01:14:21,147 --> 01:14:25,276 What's your one hour compared with my 25 minutes? 975 01:14:25,385 --> 01:14:28,183 Remember the dream I told you about Adolph and me? 976 01:14:28,288 --> 01:14:32,748 Well, that was no dream. It happened, right here, on the night of our party. 977 01:14:32,858 --> 01:14:35,224 [Sputtering Laugh] 978 01:14:38,831 --> 01:14:41,459 - Oh, so you think a man couldn't fall in love with me. 979 01:14:41,567 --> 01:14:44,365 - Let me kiss you. - You think I'm not attractive enough? 980 01:14:44,469 --> 01:14:46,836 - Maybe I'm too old. - [Laughing] 981 01:14:46,938 --> 01:14:49,772 - Well, I'll show you. - Oh, darling! Darling. 982 01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:51,809 [Laughing Continues] 983 01:14:51,910 --> 01:14:53,810 Adolph! 984 01:14:57,415 --> 01:14:59,940 Adolph, I want the truth... 985 01:15:00,051 --> 01:15:02,678 and nothing but the truth. 986 01:15:02,787 --> 01:15:06,018 After the party was over, did you or did you not... 987 01:15:06,124 --> 01:15:08,991 wait in the garden till after Andre had gone? 988 01:15:09,093 --> 01:15:11,561 And didn't you come into the house in the dark? 989 01:15:11,662 --> 01:15:15,461 And didn't I find you on the couch? 990 01:15:15,566 --> 01:15:16,555 [Mouths Word] 991 01:15:23,673 --> 01:15:26,141 Yes. 992 01:15:26,244 --> 01:15:28,073 Well? 993 01:15:30,180 --> 01:15:32,545 Sit down! 994 01:15:34,651 --> 01:15:37,483 And then, Adolph, didn't you, with - with an uncontrollable impulse - 995 01:15:37,586 --> 01:15:40,055 didn't you untie your tie? 996 01:15:44,026 --> 01:15:45,926 - Yes. - Well? 997 01:15:47,363 --> 01:15:50,092 Sit down! 998 01:15:50,199 --> 01:15:54,191 And then, Adolph - then didn't you take me in your arms and kiss me? 999 01:15:54,303 --> 01:15:57,294 And didn't we sit on the couch, and didn't you kiss me again? 1000 01:15:57,406 --> 01:16:00,306 And didn't I like it? 1001 01:16:00,408 --> 01:16:03,434 - I guess so. - Answer yes or no! 1002 01:16:05,847 --> 01:16:09,078 - Yes. - Well? 1003 01:16:10,618 --> 01:16:12,609 Sit down! 1004 01:16:18,025 --> 01:16:20,493 Well, Doctor? We're even. 1005 01:16:20,594 --> 01:16:23,757 A tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye... 1006 01:16:23,864 --> 01:16:26,731 an Adolph for a Mitzi. 1007 01:16:27,768 --> 01:16:29,895 Fifty-fifty. 1008 01:16:30,002 --> 01:16:32,335 But if I ever catch you aga - 1009 01:16:33,540 --> 01:16:36,007 Kiss me, sweetheart. 1010 01:16:36,108 --> 01:16:38,906 - You don't mind, do you, Adolph? - No. 1011 01:16:41,447 --> 01:16:43,506 - Ladies - - And gentlemen - 1012 01:16:43,616 --> 01:16:46,813 - If he were your husband - - And she were your wife - 1013 01:16:46,919 --> 01:16:48,887 And you find out he's a Don Juan - 1014 01:16:48,988 --> 01:16:50,955 And you find out that she has dreams - 1015 01:16:51,057 --> 01:16:53,547 - And he confesses - - And she admits - 1016 01:16:53,659 --> 01:16:55,957 - But you like him - - And you love her- 1017 01:16:56,061 --> 01:16:59,862 - And you adore him - - And you're crazy about her- 1018 01:16:59,966 --> 01:17:02,092 What would you do? 1019 01:17:02,201 --> 01:17:04,168 That's what I do too. 1020 01:17:05,305 --> 01:18:05,277 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/78a3r Help other users to choose the best subtitles