1 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:39,540 That logo music just gets you pumped. Right? 2 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:42,418 I'm sorry. I just, I'm excrled fo be here. It's been a while. 3 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:45,421 You know, for a long time, [ wasn't sure I'd ever be back. 4 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:46,547 Disney bought Fox... 5 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,466 there was a whole boring rights issue, blabbity-blabbity-blah. 6 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:52,386 But then, it turned out, they wanted me. 7 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,972 The one guy who shouldn't even have his own movie. .. 8 00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:56,724 much less a franchise. 9 00:00:57,266 --> 00:00:59,393 Marvel's so stupid. 10 00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:02,146 Look, we know the title of this thing. So... 11 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:03,647 I know what you're wondering. 12 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:07,651 How are we gonna do this without dishonoring Logan's memory? 13 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:09,486 And Il tell you how. 14 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:11,447 We're not. 15 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:15,451 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 16 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,870 Wolverine is not dead. 17 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,998 Sure, it made for a perfect ending to a very sad story. 18 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:24,334 But that's not how regenerative healing factors work. 19 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:27,880 You think I wanna be out here n beautiful downtown North Dakota. .. 20 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,883 digging up the one and only Wolverine? No, thank you. 21 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,677 But the fate of my entire world /s at stake. 22 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:38,557 He may not be living his best life, but he sure as hell ain't dead. 23 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,063 Bingo. 24 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:46,857 Yahtzee. 25 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:53,030 Yes, yes, yes. 26 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:57,618 Damn it! 27 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:01,330 Son of a bitch! 28 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,208 You... 29 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:09,922 Christ. Motherfucker! 30 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,632 My world is fuck... 31 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,092 That was weird. 32 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:15,969 I'm much calmer now. 33 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:20,057 Look, I'm not a man of science. 34 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:22,851 But you seem incredibly passed away. 35 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,190 But it's good to see ya. 36 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:31,276 I gotta be honest, I've always wanted to ride with you, Log. 37 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:32,736 You and me getting into it. 38 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:36,406 Deadpool and Wolverine just fuckin' shit up. 39 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:39,743 Can you imagine the fun, the chaos... 40 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:40,869 the residuals? 41 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:43,121 "G'day, mate. 42 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:44,957 "There's nothing that'll bring me back to life faster... 43 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,584 "than a big bag of Marvel cash." 44 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:50,420 Me too, Hugh. 45 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,382 But, no. No, no, no. 46 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:59,721 You had to get all noble and die for real. Goddamn it! 47 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,517 I could really use your help right now. 48 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:15,445 Wait! 49 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,240 I'm warning you, I'm not alone. 50 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:19,867 Wade Winston Wilson... 51 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:23,328 you are under arrest by the Time Variance Authority... 52 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,330 for too many crimes to list. 53 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:26,331 Come out... 54 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:27,833 and we'll extend you the courtesy... 55 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,085 -of taking you in one piece. -Death by day-player. 56 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,169 L ast chance. 57 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:34,381 Throw out your weapons and come out peacefully. 58 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:36,842 I'm not gonna give you my weapons... 59 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:39,052 but I promise not to use them. 60 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,723 There are two hundred and six bones in the human body. 61 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,058 Two hundred and seven if I'm watching Gossip Girl. 62 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:47,978 Here we go. Maximum effort. 63 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:58,071 Okay, peanut. Guess we're getting that team up after all. 64 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,977 Maradona from outside the box! 65 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,521 Goal! 66 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,445 Come on, big fella. 67 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,986 I am soaking wet right now. 68 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:48,283 To be clear, I'm not proud of any of this. 69 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:51,203 The wanton violence, the whiff of necrophilia. 70 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:52,329 It isn't who I am. 71 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:53,830 It isn't who [ wanna be. 72 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:55,248 Who I wanna be? 73 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,000 Well, to help you understand that. .. 74 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,210 /'ve gofta take you back. 75 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,962 A little joyride [ fook through space and fime... 76 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,673 lo the aay that changed everything. 77 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:17,437 I can't believe I'm finally here. 78 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:20,148 I've waited for this moment for so long. 79 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,610 Thank you, sir, for seeing me. 80 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:26,571 I firmly believe... 81 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:28,031 that my services could be of... 82 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,951 great use to your organization. Now I know... 83 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,411 I was caught smashturbating in the lobby of Stark Tower... 84 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:34,788 -but I can assure you that... -Smashturbating? 85 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,206 I'm sorry, what, what was that? 86 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:39,584 No, I'm sorry. That, that's when you get those toy... 87 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:42,420 Hulk hands, right? And then you just, you look down, and you just... 88 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:46,341 you brace yourself, and you ravage the midsection. 89 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:48,009 -Pinch the... Yeah. Okay. -1 get it. Okay, thank you. 90 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:50,053 -The picture's painted. -You get the gist. 91 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:52,389 What exactly brings you here today? 92 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:55,267 Why am I... Wow. Okay. 93 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,310 I care. 94 00:07:57,561 --> 00:08:00,021 I know I turn everything into a joke, butl... 95 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:04,734 I care, and I, I wanna use that feeling... 96 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,654 for something important. 97 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:09,406 I, I wanna matter. 98 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,035 I need to show my girl that I matter. 99 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:16,413 And... 100 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,124 you know, I feel like I'm wasting the good stuff here. 101 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,209 -Is the man not gonna be joining us? -The man? 102 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:23,503 Yeah. I should save this if he's gonna... 103 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,922 As, as far as you're concerned right now, I'm the man. 104 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,215 -No. -The man is me. 105 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:30,594 I am the man in this circumstance. 106 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,388 He doesn't do this kind of thing anymore. 107 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:34,389 -Cameos? -Meetings. 108 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,099 -Meetings. -Entry-level meetings. 109 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,058 Entry-level? 110 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,060 Aren't you the chauffeur... 111 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,229 -maybe? -I... Common misconception. 112 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:42,772 -Okay. -I did begin my career... 113 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,482 as Mr. Stark's driver. 114 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:45,650 -Okay. -Quickly pivoted to... 115 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,194 -Chauffeur. -...the Head of Security. 116 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,196 The Head of... Of course, yes, yes, yes. 117 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,240 And why I am vetting your résumé. 118 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:54,492 You seem to have left out whether or not you had... 119 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:56,161 any experience as a member of a team. 120 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:58,538 Could you maybe add a little bit of perspective there? 121 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,874 No, yes, of course. I was Special Forces... 122 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,543 -Okay. -but I was... Mainly, I was team leader... 123 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:04,794 founder, really, of X-Force. 124 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,880 Sadly, they, they all perished in action though. 125 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,340 How exactly did that happen? 126 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,383 Well, the police say gravity, but if... 127 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,384 Just between us... 128 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,136 -they didn't test well in the focus group. -] see. 129 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,055 -Particularly Cable. -X-Force. 130 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,098 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look, I can see this isn't going well. 131 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:18,642 Please stop writing. Look, I, I... 132 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,644 I'm just... I wanna be an Avenger. 133 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,147 I wanna be an Avenger. 134 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,442 Why do you wanna be an Avenger? 135 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,946 Look around you. I mean, they're the, they're the best of the best. 136 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,906 And, and what they do matters. 137 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,325 I need to be an Avenger. 138 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,786 Sir, my girl has kinda had it with my shtick... 139 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:39,204 and I, if I don't, you know... 140 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:41,998 turn things around and do something with my gifts... 141 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:43,708 I don't think it's gonna really work out for me... 142 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,126 and I wouldn't blame her. 143 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:50,548 Avengers are a very unique group of superheroes... 144 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:51,925 that stand for something... 145 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,678 more than just fighting and wearing costumes. 146 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:57,764 I mean, people look up to us. Kids look up to us. 147 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,140 -They... -I'm sorry. "Us?" 148 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,059 I wasn't aware that you were an Avenger. 149 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,311 -Avengers-adjacent, technically. -Oh, wow. 150 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:06,523 What's your superpower? Is it parallel parking? I am so sorry. 151 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,275 That was cruel. 152 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,568 I lash out when I'm nervous. Won't happen again. 153 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,028 -Let's cut to the chase. -Please. 154 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,530 You just said moments ago... 155 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:17,617 that you wanted to be an Avenger because you need it. 156 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,369 Yes, sir, I do. 157 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:22,372 But the Avengers don't do the job because they need it. 158 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,457 They do the job because people need them. 159 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,085 Do you see the distinction? 160 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,338 Yes, sir. 161 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,716 Please, Mr. Hogan. 162 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:36,136 I don't wanna spend the rest of my life like an annoying one-trick pony. 163 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:40,015 All right. 164 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,642 Oh, my God, you're standing. 165 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,144 Yeah, now's the time that we stand. 166 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,145 Damn it. 167 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,771 Now, the problem might be that you're... 168 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:49,190 reaching a little, little too high. 169 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,776 Aim for the middle, and you'll never miss. 170 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:54,112 Right? I think you got a good heart. I believe what you're saying. 171 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:58,158 But not everybody's the world-saving type. I'm not, and I'm happy. 172 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,577 Right? I found my place. 173 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,662 Find your place. 174 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,248 -All right? Get back out there. -Mm-hmm. 175 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,835 -We'll keep an eye on you. Good luck. -Okay. 176 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,299 Fetch the car. I wanna hit Shake Shack. 177 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,509 Rejection makes me hungy. 178 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,887 -Really? No? -No, no. Please. 179 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,639 -Yeah, no, no, no. Okay, thank you. -Oh, okay. 180 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,936 You know what they say. When one door closes. .. 181 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,314 your locker at work opens. 182 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:42,702 Now let's go sell some certified pre-owned vehicles, motherfu... 183 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:48,124 Technically, the, the Carnival's not a minivan. 184 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,377 It's an MPV. 185 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,128 So how does the Kia compare to... 186 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,588 -the Honda Odyssey? -The Odyssey? 187 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:56,299 That's a great question. It doesn't fucking suck. 188 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,177 You know, you can answer the question without swearing. 189 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,262 I'm sorry, Tammy, I don't, I don't have kids. 190 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,556 Not that I haven't dreamt of that... 191 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,767 but I don't have a lot of vaginal sex. 192 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,647 You'll get 'em next time, pal. 193 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,274 And look, you can always go back to superhero-ing. 194 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,318 I mean, I know I'd like to see you back in the suit. 195 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,446 I don't keep it in my locker so that I can wear it. 196 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,366 I keep it in my locker in case we need to saddle up again. 197 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:24,411 Hey, hey, hey. What? What is that doing in there? 198 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,578 I'm done. 199 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,289 I'm done. 200 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,292 And I'm fine with being done. 201 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,961 Look, is sales the best match? 202 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:33,962 Probably not. 203 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:37,507 Is this the life that I always imagined for myself? Fuck no. 204 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,094 But this is the right fit for me, Sugar Bear, it is. 205 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,804 Okay, Mr. Wilson. 206 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:46,933 I'm just saying, once a month, we could go on a little mission. 207 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,602 We're human beings. We crave purpose. 208 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,438 After all, we're Deadpool. 209 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,940 Please stop saying that. We're not Deadpool. 210 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,567 I'm not even Deadpool anymore. 211 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:59,362 Well, if you're gonna have a midlife crisis, go big. 212 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:00,530 A few years ago... 213 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,700 a friend of mine got his nipples pierced with a titanium chain... 214 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,828 that goes down and attaches to his Van Johnson. 215 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:14,002 Are, are you feeling grumplestiltskin ‘cause it's your birthday? 216 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:16,838 What? 217 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:18,673 No. 218 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:20,675 No. 219 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,055 Surprise! 220 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,725 Hey, you guys are lucky I'm not armed. 221 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,560 Get in here. 222 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,979 If this were six years ago, you'd all be dead. 223 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,940 So then, he gets out of the cab, and you will not believe it. 224 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,443 -l turn around, and what do I find? -AirPods. 225 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:39,903 -His AirPods. Come on. -His AirPods! 226 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:40,987 Crazy story. 227 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,531 -Every time. Come on. -Every single time. 228 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,035 Make any sales today? 229 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,578 You know I didn't. 230 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,873 Did you sell any dreamcatchers on Etsy or whatever it is that you do? 231 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,500 Our rent's due in three days, Wade. 232 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,918 I can't keep carrying you. 233 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,711 Relax. I have the money. 234 00:13:56,878 --> 00:14:00,298 I sold some old blood pressure medication I found lying around. 235 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,050 You tryin' to kill me, motherfucker? 236 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,344 I'm not the one dousing everything in salt, motherfucker. 237 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,554 I pray every day that... 238 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,389 fire finds your body... 239 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:09,933 and finishes the job... 240 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,560 -God didn't have the nuts to do. -That's hurtful. 241 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,563 If you could hear the look on my face, you'd smell how sad I am. 242 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:16,856 You watched anything good? 243 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,608 Great British Bake Off. 244 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,068 Oh, goddamn. 245 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,570 That show stood between me and suicide for ten years. 246 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,114 Those are my feelings on abortion, religious freedom... 247 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,367 animal rights, privacy rights, vaccines... 248 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,744 free-market capitalism, global climate change. 249 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:32,038 Yeah, duh-duh-duh. No, no speaking lines, Buck. 250 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:33,581 Hi, Yukio. 251 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:34,666 Hi, Wade. 252 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,543 Nice fake o'clock shadow. 253 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:40,797 It's a summer balayage. From the French. 254 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:44,133 It's meant to mimic the natural highlights of the sun. 255 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,010 -It's a toupée. -It's a hair system. 256 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:49,430 -I love your hair system, Wade. -Thank you. 257 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,432 Wanna do some cocaine? 258 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,561 Hey, cocaine is the one thing that Feige said is off limits. 259 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,397 -What about Bolivian marching powder? -They know all the slang terms. 260 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,523 They have a list. 261 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,358 -Even snowboarding? -Even disco dust. 262 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,110 -White girl interrupted? -Even Forrest Bump. 263 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,153 -Booger sugar? -I wouldn't even try powdered gonuts. 264 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,782 -You wanna build a showman? -Yes. But I can't. 265 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,159 Pull here. 266 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,828 -Here? -Yeah. 267 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,706 -What happened? -That's the fun part. 268 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,250 Thanks for coming. 269 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,334 Yeah. 270 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:19,502 How's work? 271 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,004 Oh, I got a promotion. 272 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:22,880 No way. 273 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:26,259 Yeah. It's mind-numbing middle management, but I'm happy. 274 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,468 That's great. 275 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,763 -You seeing anyone? -How about you? 276 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,266 Yeah. 277 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,311 A guy from work. Dermot. 278 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,520 Dermot. 279 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,022 -He's Kind. -Good. 280 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,690 Likes to go hiking. 281 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,233 Hasn't gotten me shot yet. 282 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,527 Well, it's early days. 283 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,408 What about you? You seeing anyone? 284 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,787 No, no, I live in a one-bedroom apartment. I share a bed with Blind Al. 285 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,709 -Okay. All right. -All right. 286 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,631 Happy birthaay fo you 287 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,341 -Speec 288 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,301 All right. Okay, okay, okay. 289 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,261 Birthdays. 290 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:13,097 Boy, every spin around the moon is a hew adventure indeed. 291 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,308 -Sun, dumbass. -Okay, round-earther. 292 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,895 -Where was 1? -The adventure of life. 293 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,063 Right. 294 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,689 It's been a challenging few years. 295 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,733 Haven't seen you guys in a while. 296 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,985 Been through a lot, change of life. 297 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,071 -Menopause? -Bitch, are you improv-ing? 298 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,822 -Mm-mm. -Sorry. 299 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,158 I'm sorry that you had to see that, Yukio. 300 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,409 It's okay. 301 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,746 But I'm happy. 302 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,414 You know, and that's, that's... 303 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,376 because of each and every one of you. 304 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,211 I guess, what I'm trying to say is... 305 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:44,754 how proud I am, how grateful I am... 306 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,172 to be standing in a room... 307 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,008 with every single person I love. 308 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,224 I'm the luckiest man alive. 309 00:16:58,726 --> 00:16:59,811 Make a wish, buddy. 310 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,312 Ten-four, good buddy. 311 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,648 Going down. 312 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:10,905 Wade Wilson? 313 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,991 Oh, yeah. Dancers. Dopinder must have ordered you. 314 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:15,827 Are those supposed to be cop costumes? 315 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,161 Never mind. 316 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,872 Take your clothes off but leave the helmets. 317 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,165 And this isn't Pretty Woman. 318 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,418 We're kissing. All right? 319 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,211 What song do you guys normally dance to? 320 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,424 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 321 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:30,925 Is that supposed to be scary? 322 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:34,721 Pegging isn't new for me, friendo. But it is for Disney. 323 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:35,972 Ah, ta, ta, ta! 324 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:40,101 Okay, I've never been a natural bottom, so we're gonna take things real slow. 325 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,145 And I want some crazy eye contact. 326 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,354 Not you. You. 327 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,606 Can't see your eyes through the mask, but I can feel them. 328 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,358 We're gonna move on down the hallway... 329 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,318 SO we can spare a cleanup on aisle asshole. 330 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:50,695 How does everyone feel about this plan? 331 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:53,823 -1 don't like you. -Yes. Let's hold on to that attitude. 332 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,700 And we're gonna do it angry. 333 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,011 Mr. Wilson... 334 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,807 you appear to have soiled yourself while unconscious. 335 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,226 I wasn't unconscious. Who are you? 336 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,353 I go by the name of Paradox. 337 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,940 Mr. Paradox. And you're sitting here at the TVA. 338 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,109 The Time Variance Authority. 339 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,528 We're really a watchdog organization... 340 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:36,407 except we're more lighthearted than that sounds with a sort of... 341 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,659 throwback, ironic twist. 342 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:43,039 And we're in charge of defending what's known as the Sacred Timeline. 343 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:46,375 Holy fuck. That is a shit-ton of exposition for a threequel. 344 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,419 Is this because I used Cable's time machine? 345 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,214 Brought a couple of people back to life, then I destroyed it. 346 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,757 -That was a long time ago. -Yes. .. 347 00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:55,593 we're aware of your abuse of your timeline. 348 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,887 And you were so abusive of it. 349 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,556 No, it has nothing to do with that. 350 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:01,808 Walk with me. 351 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:11,901 I brought you here, Mr. Wilson, to tell you that you're special. 352 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,530 In fact, you've been chosen for a higher purpose... 353 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,406 a purpose unclear even to me. 354 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,867 But one that could... 355 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,954 save the entire Sacred Timeline... 356 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,706 from a possibly grisly fate sometime in the future... 357 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:30,169 which may very well need to be... avenged. 358 00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,838 This Sacred Timeline... 359 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,841 I assume I'm going to marvel... 360 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,384 at how... 361 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,803 cinematic it feels? 362 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,972 Gratuitous cameos... 363 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,974 indiscriminate use of Variants, the whole package? 364 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,268 Well, you tell me. 365 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:52,900 Cap! 366 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,660 You are no longer lost, Wade. 367 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,288 You can be a hero among heroes. 368 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,999 We've been surveilling you for quite a while. 369 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,918 -Subway station. -A TVA outpost, yes. 370 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,254 -And what is that? -Hmm? 371 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:17,675 s that me? Is that Thor? 372 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,386 Is he crying? 373 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,346 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 374 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:23,848 That happens in the distant future. 375 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:26,225 -Why is Thor crying? Quick! Tell me. -Do not speak to her. 376 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,226 Stop that. Eyes on me. 377 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,604 I brought you here to offer you an opportunity. 378 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:33,024 The opportunity you sought years ago, but for which you were not ready. 379 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,817 We believe you're ready now. 380 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,861 Ready for a chance to leave your timeline... 381 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,363 and join the greatest universe of all. 382 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,073 I am about to give you the thing you've always wanted. 383 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,783 Oh, I smell what you're steppin’ in. 384 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:45,369 The power in the Marvel Universe is about to change forever. 385 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,415 I am the Messiah... 386 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,377 I am... 387 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,213 Marvel Jesus. 388 00:20:57,632 --> 00:21:00,343 Can you excuse me for just a moment? I'm just gonna go over here. 389 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,139 Suck it, Fox! 390 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:06,599 I'm going to Disneyland. 391 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,017 Get fucked! 392 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,731 -Where do I sign? -Oh, there's no need for paperwork. 393 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:16,108 Good. Not to brag, but I do not read. 394 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,195 -Oh. -There is one thing I will need, though. 395 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,785 Oh, fuck off! 396 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,912 Adorn me, Beardo. 397 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:49,517 Fuckin' Al 398 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,395 It's perfect! FYI... 399 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,398 your tailor is a predator, but I love it. Snug. 400 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:59,944 No camel toe. New car smell and adamantium katanas? 401 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,779 You shouldn't have. 402 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:04,240 Go ahead. Take itin. 403 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,909 And yes, your underwear is getting tighter. 404 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,703 That guy knows what I'm talking about. 405 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,371 His clothes says middle management... 406 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,999 but his eyes say fuck-y fuck-y. 407 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,834 Yes. You look very nice. 408 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:18,045 "Nice?" Your buddy here is ready to throw it all away for me. 409 00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:19,422 -You callin' your wife? -HR. 410 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:20,756 Does your wife work in HR? 411 00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:23,009 I'm really glad you're taking this so well. 412 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,136 Oh. I'm taking it well. 413 00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:28,264 I have never had a problem traveling for work. That said... 414 00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:29,598 we should talk vacation days. 415 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,393 I'm more of a one-week-on-one-week-off kind of guy. 416 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,894 I think it's what they do in Denmark. 417 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,522 You know, you'll never see a Danish flag on the moon, but... 418 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,773 goddamn it, they're happy. 419 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:40,443 Now, let's power up your little Amazon Fire phone there... 420 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:41,944 and zip me back home... 421 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,821 so I can let my friends know that they've been upgraded... 422 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:45,031 to disciples. 423 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:48,200 Yeah. I don't think you... quite understand. 424 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,911 You will not be returning to your home... 425 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:53,247 because there will be no home to return to. 426 00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:54,248 Come again? 427 00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:55,458 This time in my ears. 428 00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:02,757 This is your universe, Mr. Wilson. 429 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,633 That... 430 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,888 IS what happens when a universe loses their Anchor Being. 431 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,140 See how it decays from the inside? 432 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,976 -This is how a reality dies. -What's an Anchor Being? 433 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:17,480 An Anchor Being is an entity of such vital importance that when they die... 434 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:21,150 their whole world slowly withers out of existence. 435 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,944 You've just won the lottery because I didn't die. 436 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,821 It was just a little midlife crisis. I'm better now. 437 00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:27,406 Oh, no, no, no. 438 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,830 -Oh, my God. -Oh, I love to laugh. 439 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:37,708 Can you imagine if you were the Anchor Being? 440 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:42,171 -Yeah. -No, it isn't you, Mr. Wilson. 441 00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:47,301 Your Anchor Being died in an act of self-sacrifice so epic... 442 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:49,845 that it sent shivers down the Timeline. 443 00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:53,057 I am referring, of course, to... 444 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:58,187 Logan. The Wolverine. 445 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:04,068 Don't be what they made you. 446 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,622 So this is what it feels like... 447 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,458 Logan. 448 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:21,377 Of course. 449 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:22,962 Logan. 450 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,174 Logan? 451 00:24:27,341 --> 00:24:29,301 The guy with forks for hands? 452 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,719 That Wolverine? 453 00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:36,142 Yeah, I got it. You can turn your retro graphics of death off now. Make it stop. 454 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,769 We're not doing it, Mr. Wilson. We certainly can't stop it. 455 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:42,148 How long have we got? 456 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,650 In most cases, couple thousand years. 457 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,819 -Well, sweet. -Well, most cases aren't fast enough. 458 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:47,945 Not for me. 459 00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:49,530 What does that mean? 460 00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:51,782 It means that I have been tasked... 461 00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:54,201 with overseeing the end of your universe. 462 00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:56,996 And regardless of what the pencil pushers upstairs would prefer... 463 00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:58,289 I will not... 464 00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:02,042 waste my life watching it die slowly of natural causes. 465 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,378 We used to just prune these things. Simple. 466 00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:06,255 Elegant. Efficient. But I'm told the TVA... 467 00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:08,674 doesn't like to do that anymore. Well I do. 468 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:11,177 And no matter what my so-called superiors say, the multiverse... 469 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,012 does not need a babysitter. 470 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,972 We need a mercy Killer. 471 00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:16,557 And in this instance... 472 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,143 I am the mercy Killer. 473 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,150 What in the MacGuffin is that? 474 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,485 That's a Time Ripper, Mr. Wilson. 475 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,196 An accelerant. 476 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,280 Once completed... 477 00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:34,950 it will allow me to destroy the spacetime matrix of your universe. 478 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,119 You see, I don't want to work for the TVA. 479 00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:39,371 I want to be the TVA. 480 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:42,082 And the first step involves showing this organization... 481 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:43,918 how much more efficient it can become. 482 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:48,380 To wit, I will be giving your universe a swift and compassionate end. 483 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,965 And don't worry, your friends won't feel a thing. 484 00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:51,926 It'll be over just like this. "Oh, what's that?" 485 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:54,386 Trust me. 486 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:09,276 You're gonna Old Yeller my fucking universe? 487 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:11,654 Mm... In your parlance, yes. 488 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:12,863 Two in the heart, one in the head. 489 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,241 Look, Mr. Wilson, you have two choices. 490 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:18,619 You can either rejoin your loved ones and collectively cease to exist in... 491 00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:21,622 I'd say, seventy-two hours. Or... 492 00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:24,333 you join the Sacred Timeline. 493 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,752 And you end your days of insignificance... 494 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,837 and mediocrity. 495 00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:29,922 Wade. 496 00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:32,341 Wade, you can finally... 497 00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:34,927 finally, matter. 498 00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:46,730 That's all I've ever really wanted. 499 00:26:46,897 --> 00:26:48,148 I know. 500 00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:49,775 I know. 501 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:54,238 And you know I'm, I'm nothing if not morally flexible. 502 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:57,700 Yep, yep. 503 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,036 I'll do it. 504 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:03,622 Wise choice. The Sacred Timeline's happy to have you. 505 00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:05,624 I was actually talking about finding the Wolverine... 506 00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:06,875 and breaking your fucking nose. 507 00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:23,058 Find him. Find him! 508 00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:24,977 And boy, did he ever. 509 00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:28,272 Which brings us back fo this. 510 00:27:30,441 --> 00:27:32,401 The desecration of the sacred corpse. 511 00:27:36,739 --> 00:27:37,948 Oh, my God! 512 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:41,994 Oh! My own fucking arm! 513 00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:47,166 Now we're talkin'! 514 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:48,625 Not like this! 515 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:50,753 No, dear God! No! 516 00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:53,088 I'm sorry! Wolverine-ing is hard! 517 00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:54,256 Make it stop! 518 00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:56,175 Mangold tried. 519 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,387 You sick fuck! 520 00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:01,722 Logan was a hero. 521 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:04,808 And the only thing worth a shit to ever come out of Canada. 522 00:28:12,775 --> 00:28:17,071 Get my country's name out of your fuckin' mouth. 523 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:19,782 And my sword. Give me that. 524 00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:25,537 Oh, I gotta find me another Logan. 525 00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,289 An alive one. 526 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,708 Don't get up, guys. I'll see myself out. 527 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:38,133 Logan! 528 00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:43,514 I'm gonna need you to come with me. 529 00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:45,808 Who's asking? 530 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:50,020 Oh, look at this little Hairy Lou Retton. 531 00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:51,772 Did you stick the landing, little guy? 532 00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:53,273 Yes, you did! 533 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,359 Comic accurate short king. 534 00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:57,611 Such a cute wittle Wolvie. 535 00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,488 Cue the fuckin' montage, baby. 536 00:29:00,114 --> 00:29:03,158 Ahoy! Everything seems to be on fire. 537 00:29:03,325 --> 00:29:04,410 You have a dragon? 538 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,080 You have Anchor Being written all over... 539 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:18,424 Patch! 540 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:21,718 Now we're talkin'. 541 00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:23,637 Oh, yeah. 542 00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:26,181 That's the whole goddamn package right there. 543 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,267 Howdy! 544 00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:30,936 I'm just... I'm auditioning Anchor Beings. 545 00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:33,647 Oh. Yeah, that's gonna need some coconut oil. 546 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,862 What in the fuck? 547 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:41,780 Are you okay? 548 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,323 Oh, yes, yes. 549 00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:45,325 Classic John Byrne brown and tan. 550 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:47,453 Now, you fought the Hulk in this outfit. No? 551 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:52,040 I'm Marvel Jesus, you dull creature, and I will not... 552 00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:05,471 It's not you. We're just going in a different direction. 553 00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,893 You know, from behind, you look a little bit like Henry... 554 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,269 Oh, my fuck! 555 00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:15,314 The Cawvillrine. The legends are true. 556 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:18,734 And may I say, sir, on behalf of all humanity... 557 00:30:18,901 --> 00:30:20,611 this just feels right. 558 00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:23,864 We will treat you so much better than those shit fucks down the street. 559 00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:25,073 You were just leavin'. 560 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,409 No, sir. Not while the fate of my universe is at... 561 00:30:32,289 --> 00:30:33,707 This one looks promising. 562 00:30:33,874 --> 00:30:34,708 Down you go. 563 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:37,336 Again. 564 00:30:38,462 --> 00:30:40,422 I told you. You're not welcome here. 565 00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:42,007 You're not welcome anywhere. 566 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,383 Now get the fuck out of my bar. 567 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:46,011 Just give me one more drink and then I'll leave. 568 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,804 That's not how it works. 569 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:50,224 It does now. Leave the bottle. 570 00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:51,225 I know you, bub? 571 00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:53,477 Nope. But I know you. 572 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:55,270 Everybody knows me. 573 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,023 I'm the Wolverine. 574 00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,983 Yes, you are. 575 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:02,444 And I'm gonna need you to come with me right now. 576 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,239 Look, lady, I'm not interested. 577 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:08,116 -Really gettin' into your cups here. -Why would I go with you? 578 00:31:09,326 --> 00:31:11,161 Because, unfortunately... 579 00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:12,246 I need you... 580 00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:16,500 and even more unfortunately, my entire world needs you. 581 00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:18,794 You two gonna fuck or fight? 582 00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:23,966 You gonna take that from him? 583 00:31:24,341 --> 00:31:25,175 Yep. 584 00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:27,094 I can tell you have a sort of... 585 00:31:27,261 --> 00:31:29,721 don't-get-too-close-I'll-only- break-your-heart vibe going here... 586 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:32,140 but every other Wolverine would've really hurt me by now. 587 00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:35,185 And, I'm sort of on the tick-tick. So upsy-daisy. Here we go. 588 00:31:35,352 --> 00:31:37,563 -Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey! -Up you go. I got you, big guy. 589 00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:42,109 Whiskey dick of the claws. 590 00:31:42,276 --> 00:31:43,569 It's quite common in Wolverines over forty. 591 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:44,736 You don't want this. 592 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,447 You're right. I don't. And you don't want this. 593 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:50,242 Unless you wanna take a deep breath through your fuckin' forehead... 594 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,286 I suggest you reconsider. 595 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:53,537 Let's go, peanut. 596 00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:59,918 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 597 00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:01,461 Watch this. 598 00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:04,631 All right. That... Whoa. 599 00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:06,133 Easy. 600 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:10,762 Good God. 601 00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:13,265 Thirsty little honey badger, aren't ya? 602 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:15,976 It's okay. Keep goin'. 603 00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:17,978 Audiences are accustomed to long run times. 604 00:32:24,026 --> 00:32:25,485 Guess you'll have to do. 605 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:26,945 Okay, here we... 606 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:30,490 Oh! Look at those jammies. 607 00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:33,910 That only took twenty fucking years. 608 00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:36,538 One Anchor Being coming right up! 609 00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:38,790 On your left, baby qirl. 610 00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:42,419 This Logan has the same he-can-do-anything-even-musicals look. 611 00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:43,587 And bonus... 612 00:32:43,754 --> 00:32:45,047 he's actually wearing a costume... 613 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:46,923 like he's not embarrassed to be in a superhero movie for once. 614 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:48,425 I don't understand. 615 00:32:48,592 --> 00:32:50,010 You said my universe is dying... 616 00:32:50,177 --> 00:32:52,596 because this sack of nuts got himself killed. 617 00:32:52,763 --> 00:32:55,307 -Well, problem solved. -My God. 618 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:59,478 You actually think you can replace an Anchor Being... 619 00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:01,063 with this? 620 00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:04,941 I wouldn't have accepted any other Wolverine BT dubs. But you... 621 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:08,528 have outdone yourself and brought me the worst Wolverine! 622 00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:09,655 What do you mean, the worst one? 623 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:10,781 Mr. Wilson. 624 00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:14,576 This Wolverine let down his entire world. 625 00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:17,329 He's the stuff of legend, but not in a good way. 626 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:18,997 And what he did... 627 00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:20,374 well... 628 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:22,668 some things are just beyond forgiveness. 629 00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:26,088 Okay. 630 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:28,924 How do I... How do I make this right? I'll do anything. 631 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:32,386 I gave you a chance at greatness. 632 00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:34,846 Because my superiors deemed you special. 633 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,515 Clearly not special in a good way. 634 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:39,518 Apparently you have some important future purpose to serve. 635 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:40,811 With Thor. He holds me. 636 00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:44,940 But, I did my duty. I gave you the opportunity to be somebody. 637 00:33:45,107 --> 00:33:48,318 And instead of accepting my offering with humility and gratitude... 638 00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:49,319 you broke my nose. 639 00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:52,239 -1t looks great. -And you decimated dozens of my men... 640 00:33:52,406 --> 00:33:54,032 with the exhumed corpse of a hero. 641 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:56,243 Dishonoring not only his remains but his memory. 642 00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:57,452 What are you, the Internet? 643 00:33:57,619 --> 00:33:59,788 Your world is dying! 644 00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:00,956 Thank you very much. 645 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:02,582 And there's no stopping it. 646 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:06,378 The humane thing to do... 647 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:07,421 is to make it quick. 648 00:34:07,587 --> 00:34:10,298 Is the thought of vaporizing my universe making you peckish? 649 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:11,508 I'm eating my feelings. 650 00:34:11,675 --> 00:34:13,510 I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about... 651 00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:16,638 because that hairy thundercunt from down undercunt... 652 00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:19,850 finally dies and he's standing right behind me, isn't he? 653 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:21,852 Welcome to the MCU, by the way. 654 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:23,895 You're joining at a bit of a low point. 655 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:26,648 As for you, I wanna talk to your boss. 656 00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:29,985 I want you to get him on the phone and you tell him, her, or them... 657 00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:32,279 that Marvel H. Christ isn't playing. 658 00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:38,618 Holy shit. 659 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:43,290 I just heard a symphony of buttholes clenching all at once. 660 00:34:43,457 --> 00:34:44,332 You're off grid. 661 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:46,835 Your bosses don't know what you sick fucks are doing down here. 662 00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:50,046 Well, I'll tell you what. I have a black belt in Karen... 663 00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:51,506 And I'm gonna go upstairs... 664 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:53,633 and I'm gonna tell 'em all about you and your... 665 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,386 Silence is nice, isn't it? 666 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:57,554 Where the fuck did he go? 667 00:34:57,721 --> 00:34:59,431 To the trash heap. You'll fit right in. 668 00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:03,518 That was close. 669 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,917 Don't just stand there, you ape. 670 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:28,585 Give me a hand up. 671 00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:32,255 Nope. I'm actually okay. Thank you very much... 672 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:35,634 Where the hell are we? 673 00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:38,345 I don't know. Looks kind of Mad Max-y. 674 00:35:38,512 --> 00:35:40,388 But that would be IP infringement, right? 675 00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:41,723 Fucking jokes. 676 00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:46,478 Fuck! Fuck. 677 00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:47,979 Were you even listening back there? 678 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:50,816 If we don't make it back to that Mr. Paradox asshole... 679 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,317 everyone I know is gonna die. 680 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:54,152 Not my fuckin' problem. 681 00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:55,529 Oh, is that all you got? 682 00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:58,573 Is that what you said when your world went to shit? 683 00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:01,868 Come again? 684 00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:03,411 Yeah, I heard all about you. 685 00:36:03,954 --> 00:36:05,997 How you screwed up everything. 686 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,834 You should be thankin' me for pulling you out of that bed you shit in. 687 00:36:09,543 --> 00:36:11,253 You back-stabbing son of a bitch! 688 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:18,718 Are you ready to be calm now? 689 00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:28,353 Rest in pieces, Fox. 690 00:36:43,118 --> 00:36:44,619 I don't want to fight you, peanut. 691 00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:47,289 Doesn't matter what you did. 692 00:36:47,581 --> 00:36:48,623 I just need your help. 693 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,085 I don't fuckin' care. 694 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:55,338 Uh-oh. 695 00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:03,221 Fuck. This is gonna hurt. 696 00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:08,727 All right. 697 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:09,895 Fuck it. 698 00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:12,689 Let's give the people what they came for. 699 00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:15,233 Let's fuckin' go. 700 00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:18,403 Get your special sock out, nerds. 701 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:20,405 It's gonna get good. 702 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:14,459 Gotchal 703 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:21,883 Baby Knife! 704 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:28,598 Let's see you grow your fuckin' head back. 705 00:38:28,765 --> 00:38:30,809 Wait, wait, wait! I can fix it! I can fix it. 706 00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:32,769 -Fix what? -Whatever it is that you did. 707 00:38:33,687 --> 00:38:35,063 Whatever made you so bad. 708 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:39,359 Those, those pricks in the TVA. You heard him. 709 00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:41,861 They have the power to end my universe... 710 00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:45,115 but they also have the power to change yours. 711 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:47,909 We get back there... 712 00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:51,121 and we can fix your world. Together. 713 00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:53,540 I promise. 714 00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,292 They can fix it. 715 00:38:57,419 --> 00:38:58,670 Hey! 716 00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:00,839 We fight each other, we lose. 717 00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:02,257 Dear God, it's him. 718 00:39:02,424 --> 00:39:04,426 -Who? -The one. 719 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:07,137 The superhero equivalent to comfort food, or Molly. 720 00:39:07,721 --> 00:39:10,223 White guys' answer to all the disappointments. 721 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:11,558 And another A-lister. 722 00:39:11,725 --> 00:39:13,101 Fair warning, gorgeous. 723 00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:15,228 You're going to encounter some indelicate language... 724 00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:17,731 a smidge of ass play, but we've been prohibited... 725 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:19,274 from using cocaine. On camera. 726 00:39:19,441 --> 00:39:20,275 They're coming. 727 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,027 Who's "they?" 728 00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:30,035 Oh, they're driving angry. 729 00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:37,917 Now that's a superhero landing. 730 00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:46,134 I got this. 731 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:10,658 Stay close. 732 00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:12,160 Aye, aye, Cap'n. 733 00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:14,704 You got this. 734 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,460 Cassandra is gonna be giddy when she sees what we caught. 735 00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:22,504 You can't run. 736 00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:23,880 Everybody knows that. 737 00:40:24,047 --> 00:40:26,174 You see anyone runnin’, dick for brains? 738 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:28,968 You're not gonna love what happens next. 739 00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:30,595 Oh. Oh, my God. 740 00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:31,888 Oh, my God. 741 00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:34,265 -Oh, my God, he's gonna say it. -Ah! Fuck. 742 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:36,559 -Oh, my God! He's gonna say it! -Say what? 743 00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:37,727 Avengers, assemble... 744 00:40:37,894 --> 00:40:39,145 -Flame on! -I'm sorry, what now? 745 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:03,128 Fuck! 746 00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:09,050 We don't know that guy. 747 00:41:09,217 --> 00:41:10,093 We thought we did. 748 00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:11,761 I Know you. 749 00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:13,346 Holy... 750 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:16,933 Sabretooth. 751 00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:18,476 Your brother. 752 00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:21,354 Ready to die? 753 00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:23,773 Wait, wait, wait! Timel! 754 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:26,025 Yod look ridiculous. 755 00:41:26,276 --> 00:41:28,778 People have waited decades for this fight. 756 00:41:28,945 --> 00:41:30,613 It's not gonna be easy. Baby Knife. 757 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:32,532 Shoot the double, you take him down. 758 00:41:32,699 --> 00:41:34,701 Side control, then full mount... 759 00:41:34,868 --> 00:41:37,829 and you ground and pound till he makes no sound because he's dead. 760 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:38,830 Shut the fuck up! 761 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:39,956 Oh, my God! 762 00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:41,749 Okay. Good luck. I'm a huge fan. 763 00:41:54,804 --> 00:41:55,889 What is it, girl? 764 00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:57,182 Is there trouble at the well? 765 00:42:03,396 --> 00:42:04,314 Big trouble. 766 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,065 Behold! 767 00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:09,110 The head of your precious queen... 768 00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:10,278 Furiosa! 769 00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:13,114 I have the Wolverine! 770 00:42:13,281 --> 00:42:16,367 I alone control her! 771 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,453 You come for me... 772 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:21,331 you come for her. 773 00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:26,711 So sorry. I know it's pronounced "him." I'm gender blind. It's my cross to bear. 774 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:27,837 Who's next? 775 00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:29,255 Toad! 776 00:42:29,422 --> 00:42:30,298 You're up. 777 00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:39,974 -Uh-oh. Oh, holy... -Fuck. 778 00:42:51,027 --> 00:42:52,987 God of Thunder. 779 00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,201 How long was I asleep? 780 00:42:58,368 --> 00:43:00,161 Not all of you was asleep. 781 00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:01,704 Don't bother. 782 00:43:01,871 --> 00:43:03,665 They're very thorough. 783 00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:06,167 If you know where we are, start talking. 784 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:07,919 You're in The Void. 785 00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:09,837 Think of it as purgatory. 786 00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:13,132 Reed called it a metaphysical junkyard. 787 00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:16,427 Where anything useless goes before it gets annihilated forever. 788 00:43:16,970 --> 00:43:20,974 And where the TVA sends people that don't play nice with the rest of the multiverse. 789 00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:22,558 -Like you? -And you. 790 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:24,102 What does the annihilating? 791 00:43:24,686 --> 00:43:25,520 Alioth. 792 00:43:25,687 --> 00:43:29,357 Alioth is in this thing? From Loki, season one, episode five? 793 00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:31,442 Everyone here is on the run from Alioth. 794 00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:33,569 Most don't make it. 795 00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:35,029 There's a resistance, though. 796 00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:38,574 Other people like us that managed to survive. 797 00:43:38,908 --> 00:43:42,745 They're hidin' out in the borderlands, trying to find a way the fuck outta here. 798 00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:44,247 Then that's where we go. 799 00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:46,124 "We?" Us? A team? 800 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:48,084 The answer is yes. Shake on it. 801 00:43:48,835 --> 00:43:50,086 Fuck! You nicked it. 802 00:43:50,253 --> 00:43:52,088 Just got the tip with your little steak knife. 803 00:43:52,255 --> 00:43:54,215 These "others" can help us get back to the TVA. 804 00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:55,300 Make 'em fix things. 805 00:43:57,593 --> 00:43:58,594 Something funny, bub? 806 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:00,930 She might have somethin' to say about that. 807 00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:02,056 Who's "she?" 808 00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:04,434 In The Void... 809 00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:06,352 you're either food for Alioth... 810 00:44:07,145 --> 00:44:09,188 or you work for her. 811 00:45:21,594 --> 00:45:23,554 Huh. Paul Rudd finally aged. 812 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,057 You must be this year's Juggernaut. 813 00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:27,975 -Thank you. -I'd keep your voices down. 814 00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:29,268 She don't like the chatter. 815 00:45:29,435 --> 00:45:30,686 She's gonna love you. 816 00:45:46,828 --> 00:45:48,246 Is it... Is that Charles? 817 00:45:48,538 --> 00:45:50,706 Hey... Hey, Chuck! It's us! 818 00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:52,041 That's not Chuck. 819 00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:53,334 Ah, shit. 820 00:45:54,794 --> 00:45:56,254 Oh, ableism. Great. 821 00:45:56,421 --> 00:45:58,840 That's not gonna go over well with the woke mob. 822 00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:00,466 A Wolverine. 823 00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:03,261 I wondered when I'd get one of you. 824 00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:05,179 You're one of Xavier's. 825 00:46:05,346 --> 00:46:06,806 You-You know him? You know Chuck? 826 00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:08,057 Oh, I knew him. 827 00:46:08,349 --> 00:46:09,851 We shared a womb. 828 00:46:10,059 --> 00:46:13,563 Tried to strangle the sly little fellow with my umbilical cord. 829 00:46:13,729 --> 00:46:16,732 Amen. I've never loved roommates. Mine's blind. 830 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:18,443 Except she can see cocaine. 831 00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:20,194 For some... reason. 832 00:46:20,361 --> 00:46:23,072 You want to chime in, Your Majesty? I'm dying here. 833 00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:24,365 Who are you? 834 00:46:24,532 --> 00:46:27,243 Charles Xavier's twin, Cassandra Nova. 835 00:46:27,577 --> 00:46:28,953 -Bullshit! -1 was an anal birth. 836 00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:31,038 You two are cute. 837 00:46:31,956 --> 00:46:33,291 I have a good feeling about this. 838 00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:37,462 And I've been trying to catch... 839 00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:39,338 this little firefly for years. 840 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,716 Haven't I, Johnny? 841 00:46:41,883 --> 00:46:45,094 Aw... You picked the wrong time to make new friends. 842 00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:47,597 Oh, Johnny told us all about you. 843 00:46:47,763 --> 00:46:49,056 -Maybe shut up now. -Yeah, maybe don't... 844 00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:50,308 We're just talkin' here. 845 00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:53,644 Yeah, Johnny told us you're a psychotic megalomaniacal asshole. 846 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:54,562 His words, not mine. 847 00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:57,106 Hellbent on domination and pain. 848 00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:00,276 -You said all that about me? -No! 849 00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:03,779 -No! I don't... I didn't say any of that! -Sticks and stones, Johnny! 850 00:47:05,406 --> 00:47:07,408 Don't let her intimidate you. 851 00:47:07,575 --> 00:47:09,160 It's like you said in the convoy. 852 00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:12,163 This finger-lickin' dead-inside pixie slab of... 853 00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:14,040 third rate dime-store nut-milk... 854 00:47:14,207 --> 00:47:16,000 can eat your delicious cinnamon ring... 855 00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:18,169 -and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. -Okay. 856 00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:20,171 I have never said any of those words... 857 00:47:20,338 --> 00:47:22,381 -in my entire life! -Ha! The modesty. 858 00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:25,426 People think I'm a shit talker. But this guy... 859 00:47:25,801 --> 00:47:26,636 Next level. 860 00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:28,721 What? This... ... We... 861 00:47:28,888 --> 00:47:30,306 I don't even know what half of that means! 862 00:47:30,473 --> 00:47:32,975 -This... l... What? This... -My hat's off to you, sir. Truly. 863 00:47:33,142 --> 00:47:34,352 I didn't... He's... That's... 864 00:47:35,144 --> 00:47:36,229 I don't... 865 00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:42,693 Not my favorite Chris. 866 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:45,363 You stupid piece of shit. You just got him fucking killed! 867 00:47:45,530 --> 00:47:47,281 Hey! We're all grieving! 868 00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:49,492 PS, do you know what he was doing to the budget? 869 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:54,038 Alioth is hungry. 870 00:47:54,956 --> 00:47:56,541 There's been some kind of mistake. 871 00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:58,417 Big yellow is a back up Anchor Being... 872 00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:01,003 and I'm Marvel Jesus. MJ, if you're nasty. 873 00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:02,213 This may be hard to hear... 874 00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:05,049 but there's another British villain who's gonna destroy my universe... 875 00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:06,217 and I'm gonna stop him. 876 00:48:06,384 --> 00:48:09,262 Oh, honey, you don't really strike me as the world-saving type. 877 00:48:11,806 --> 00:48:12,765 Did I hit a nerve? 878 00:48:13,849 --> 00:48:15,142 I didn't want it to come to this. 879 00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:16,936 Either you help us... 880 00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:20,064 or my friend here is gonna sing the entire second act of Music Man. .. 881 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:21,399 with zero warm-up. 882 00:48:22,275 --> 00:48:23,484 Where'd you get the chair? 883 00:48:23,651 --> 00:48:26,153 Well, once in a while, I do get a Charles through here. 884 00:48:26,571 --> 00:48:27,947 Never mine, though. 885 00:48:28,114 --> 00:48:31,284 No. He didn't care to find me. 886 00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,954 Gen Z and their trauma-bragging! 887 00:48:35,121 --> 00:48:37,665 Can't you just stuff it down, turn it into accomplishment... 888 00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:39,458 or cancer like the rest of us? 889 00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,294 But I'm not like the rest of you. 890 00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:43,212 Except maybe the Wolverine. 891 00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:45,840 Now, we could be truly terrifying together. 892 00:48:46,007 --> 00:48:47,258 You're that scary, huh? 893 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:49,260 The TVA certainly thought so. 894 00:48:49,844 --> 00:48:51,971 They sent me here before I could walk. 895 00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:55,099 And you know, it's the best thing that ever happened to me. 896 00:48:55,558 --> 00:48:56,475 I love it here. 897 00:48:56,642 --> 00:48:58,102 You live in a garbage dump. 898 00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:01,022 I think we both know who lives in the garbage dump. 899 00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:02,857 The Void is a paradise. 900 00:49:03,190 --> 00:49:07,028 I can wield my power here without shame. 901 00:49:07,403 --> 00:49:10,698 Unfortunately I had no Charles Xavier to teach me temperance. 902 00:49:11,407 --> 00:49:13,242 What about your Charles? 903 00:49:13,409 --> 00:49:14,535 Did he protect you? 904 00:49:15,328 --> 00:49:17,413 Did he make you feel safe? 905 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:19,498 We're mutants. We're never safe. 906 00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:29,800 Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't... I don't want the smoke. 907 00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:33,095 I don't have any beef with you. I just want to save my friends. 908 00:49:33,262 --> 00:49:34,597 I just... I want to go home. 909 00:49:34,764 --> 00:49:36,432 Well, the thing is, I could get you home. 910 00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:38,184 -Good. -But I don't want to. 911 00:49:38,351 --> 00:49:39,644 Not good. 912 00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:45,107 What do you want, Wade Wilson? 913 00:49:45,608 --> 00:49:48,986 Your... fingers are inside me, but not in a good way. 914 00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:52,114 My brother could enter one's mind with a thought. 915 00:49:52,281 --> 00:49:54,617 I have to get my hands dirty. 916 00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:58,829 I've got you. 917 00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:02,375 ['ve got you... 918 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:05,920 What do you mean? 919 00:50:08,089 --> 00:50:10,508 I can't, I can't reach you. You're not here. 920 00:50:10,675 --> 00:50:12,093 I'm right here. 921 00:50:12,551 --> 00:50:15,388 -No, you're not. I can't... -I'm right here. 922 00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:17,556 Then show me. You got to do something. 923 00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:19,850 Show you what? 924 00:50:20,434 --> 00:50:23,187 Show me you care about something bigger than you. 925 00:50:24,313 --> 00:50:28,109 Ever since they turned you down, you took a knee. 926 00:50:28,943 --> 00:50:30,903 Baby, you never got back up. 927 00:50:33,114 --> 00:50:36,701 I know you're going through something. Let me go through it with you. 928 00:50:38,119 --> 00:50:40,121 -Your crazy matches my crazy. -Your crazy matches my crazy. 929 00:50:43,749 --> 00:50:44,750 Where'd you go? 930 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:46,711 Oh, my God. 931 00:50:49,714 --> 00:50:51,382 You just say it. Okay? 932 00:50:52,425 --> 00:50:53,259 Say, "I don't want you. 933 00:50:53,426 --> 00:50:54,719 "l don't want to be with you." 934 00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:57,221 Go ahead. Say it. Say, say, "I don'..." 935 00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:58,472 Say it. You don't wanna be with me. 936 00:50:58,931 --> 00:51:01,267 Tell me that and I'll walk away. Say, "I don't want you." 937 00:51:08,107 --> 00:51:08,941 Fuck... 938 00:51:09,108 --> 00:51:11,652 You'll never fucking matter. 939 00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:17,241 What? 940 00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:20,369 -You'll never fucking matter. -Fucking matter. 941 00:51:26,834 --> 00:51:28,711 R 942 00:51:28,878 --> 00:51:30,254 -never... -never... 943 00:51:30,838 --> 00:51:32,006 -fucking... -fucking... 944 00:51:32,173 --> 00:51:34,967 -matter. -matter. .. 945 00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:38,387 She never said that. 946 00:51:38,554 --> 00:51:39,513 No. 947 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,557 But I bet she thought it. 948 00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:45,311 You are so mean! 949 00:51:45,478 --> 00:51:48,105 My brain could taste your fingers, and they tasted like hate! 950 00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:51,317 And where in God's name is the intimacy coordinator? 951 00:51:51,484 --> 00:51:53,736 You're so lost, Mr. Wilson. 952 00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:56,530 And long before you came here. 953 00:51:58,032 --> 00:52:00,451 This is Baby Knife. She's gonna fuck you in the face now. 954 00:52:00,701 --> 00:52:03,662 If you want to kill me, it's going to take more than a little blade. 955 00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:04,830 How about six? 956 00:52:06,832 --> 00:52:08,667 My boy's wicked strong. 957 00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:10,711 That's my big boy. 958 00:52:11,003 --> 00:52:12,338 Yes, you are. 959 00:52:18,177 --> 00:52:19,762 Well, this has been fun. 960 00:52:20,179 --> 00:52:22,348 But the big guy needs to eat and the rent is due. 961 00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:26,602 By the way... 962 00:52:26,769 --> 00:52:28,187 you're the rent. 963 00:52:48,374 --> 00:52:50,209 Come on! Fuck! 964 00:52:50,376 --> 00:52:51,460 You comin' or what? 965 00:52:51,627 --> 00:52:52,503 Coming! 966 00:53:12,731 --> 00:53:13,732 What you thinkin' 'bout? 967 00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:14,942 Get the fuck off of me! 968 00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:16,360 Almost done. 969 00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:17,611 Almost done what? 970 00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:20,155 Getting my knife out of your buttocks, pervert! 971 00:53:20,322 --> 00:53:21,240 Fuck! 972 00:53:21,407 --> 00:53:23,117 Get your mind out of my pants! 973 00:53:23,284 --> 00:53:24,118 I'm telling Blake. 974 00:53:24,285 --> 00:53:25,327 New rules. 975 00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:26,704 I talk now. 976 00:53:26,871 --> 00:53:28,163 That's gonna be very hard on the audience. 977 00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:30,291 Shut the fuck up! 978 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:31,917 Let me fuckin' think. 979 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:34,044 Now we gotta get back to Paradox, right? 980 00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:36,964 Right? 981 00:53:38,841 --> 00:53:42,136 -Am I allowed to speak now or... -Just nod, asshole. 982 00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:44,680 Right. 983 00:53:44,847 --> 00:53:46,682 Then we find the others that poor kid, Johnny was talking about... 984 00:53:46,849 --> 00:53:47,683 before you got him killed! 985 00:53:47,850 --> 00:53:49,476 "Poor kid." He's like fifty! 986 00:53:49,643 --> 00:53:52,146 Yeah, if there's a chance they know how to get out of here, we find 'em. 987 00:53:52,313 --> 00:53:55,691 And make those TVA fuckers fix my shit like you fucking promised! 988 00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:57,067 I smell quest. 989 00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:00,821 I smell food. 990 00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:07,578 So what made you finally wear an honest-to-God costume? 991 00:54:09,288 --> 00:54:11,373 Mine's red so they can't see me bleed. 992 00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:14,209 But I could see how yellow would be useful too. 993 00:54:14,376 --> 00:54:15,920 Have you been checked for ADHD? 994 00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:17,129 Mm-mm. 995 00:54:17,379 --> 00:54:19,506 But I've had several STDs, which... 996 00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,383 were probably caused by ADHD. 997 00:54:21,550 --> 00:54:22,343 Fuck! 998 00:54:23,802 --> 00:54:24,762 What are you looking for? 999 00:54:26,055 --> 00:54:27,056 Thank fuck. 1000 00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:29,892 No, no, no. That's rubbing alcohol. 1001 00:54:30,059 --> 00:54:32,645 You don't want to drink... Oh, yeah. There you go. Fuck that liver. 1002 00:54:34,355 --> 00:54:36,065 Good. Okay. 1003 00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:38,233 What the fuck are those? 1004 00:54:39,902 --> 00:54:42,696 Back in civilian life, I wear a toupee, but nobody knows. 1005 00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:47,284 Everybody knows. 1006 00:54:50,079 --> 00:54:51,789 Wanna talk about what's haunting you, or... 1007 00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:53,874 should we wait for a third act flashback? 1008 00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:55,793 Go fuck yourself. 1009 00:54:59,129 --> 00:54:59,964 You know... 1010 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:03,258 in my world, you're... 1011 00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:06,553 You're well regarded. 1012 00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:08,138 Yeah, well, not in mine. 1013 00:55:09,348 --> 00:55:12,559 -They don't like me much in mine either. -You don't say. 1014 00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:14,436 I wanted to be something, you know. I... 1015 00:55:15,521 --> 00:55:17,189 Shit, I wanted to be an Avenger. 1016 00:55:17,439 --> 00:55:19,274 -Fuck the Avengers. -Yeah. 1017 00:55:19,775 --> 00:55:21,860 I didn't make the cut, though. Same with the X-Men... 1018 00:55:23,988 --> 00:55:24,989 When my girlfriend left me... 1019 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:26,281 -and then I just... -You had a girlfriend? 1020 00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:27,866 Yeah. 1021 00:55:28,367 --> 00:55:29,201 Vanessa. 1022 00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:31,286 When we met, she was a dancer. 1023 00:55:32,496 --> 00:55:33,497 We had a whole life. 1024 00:55:34,790 --> 00:55:35,791 It was good. 1025 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:37,960 But, oh, boy, I just... 1026 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,422 Fucked that right up. 1027 00:55:42,297 --> 00:55:43,340 But you. 1028 00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:44,633 You were an X-Man. 1029 00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:46,802 Fuck that. You were the X-Man. You... 1030 00:55:48,721 --> 00:55:49,888 The Wolverine. 1031 00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:53,809 He was a hero in my world. 1032 00:55:55,728 --> 00:55:56,562 Yeah, well... 1033 00:55:57,980 --> 00:55:59,148 he ain't shit in mine. 1034 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:07,197 You said, "Logan was a hero." What happened? 1035 00:56:08,073 --> 00:56:08,907 He died. 1036 00:56:09,658 --> 00:56:10,492 How? 1037 00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:13,871 Well, technically, you were chest-fucked by a tree, but... 1038 00:56:14,038 --> 00:56:16,623 really, you just ran out of batteries trying to save someone. 1039 00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:17,624 Who? 1040 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,295 The shitheels that grew her in a lab called her "X-23." But... 1041 00:56:22,046 --> 00:56:23,172 she was just a kid. 1042 00:56:23,964 --> 00:56:27,384 A younger, daintier, somehow meaner version of you. 1043 00:56:27,551 --> 00:56:28,927 You died trying to save her. 1044 00:56:29,303 --> 00:56:30,137 It was beautiful. 1045 00:56:30,888 --> 00:56:33,182 Look, mijo, I know you're hurtin'. 1046 00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:36,226 My blind, elderly, African-American roommate... 1047 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:37,561 Blind Al, always says that... 1048 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:39,396 pain teaches us who we are. 1049 00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:42,107 Sometimes we need to listen to that pain instead of running from it. 1050 00:56:42,274 --> 00:56:43,942 -Holy shit. -Yeah, she's wise. 1051 00:56:44,109 --> 00:56:46,487 No, no, no. That's her name? You call her "Blind Al?" 1052 00:56:46,653 --> 00:56:47,654 Well, she's blind. 1053 00:57:25,317 --> 00:57:26,568 Look at you! 1054 00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:27,736 She's coming with us. 1055 00:57:27,903 --> 00:57:29,780 -No, she's not. Fuck no! -Oh, yes, she is. 1056 00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:31,865 -Oh, yes... -Sorry! 1057 00:57:32,241 --> 00:57:33,617 Sorry about that! 1058 00:57:34,034 --> 00:57:35,160 Come here, girl! 1059 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,329 Who are you? 1060 00:57:37,496 --> 00:57:38,789 Oh, I'm Deadpool. 1061 00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:40,249 And I guess you're Deadpool too. 1062 00:57:40,415 --> 00:57:42,417 But in here, everybody calls me "Nicepool.” 1063 00:57:42,835 --> 00:57:44,336 Oh, my goodness. Wait till you see Ladypool. 1064 00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:45,796 She is gorgeous. 1065 00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:47,339 She just had a baby too. And... 1066 00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:48,924 Can't even tell. 1067 00:57:49,091 --> 00:57:50,425 I don't think you're supposed to say that. 1068 00:57:50,592 --> 00:57:51,426 That's okay. 1069 00:57:52,094 --> 00:57:53,595 I identify as a feminist. 1070 00:57:53,762 --> 00:57:54,638 Right. 1071 00:57:56,431 --> 00:57:59,434 Are those gold-plated, .50 caliber Desert Eagle pistoleros? 1072 00:57:59,601 --> 00:58:00,727 'Course. 1073 00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:02,271 To match my ear huggie. 1074 00:58:02,437 --> 00:58:03,313 Can I have 'em? 1075 00:58:04,273 --> 00:58:05,607 Over my dead body. 1076 00:58:05,941 --> 00:58:06,817 You're fun. 1077 00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:11,321 And I guess you've already met Mary Puppins. AKA Dogpool. 1078 00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:12,531 Careful where you put your hands. 1079 00:58:12,698 --> 00:58:15,534 She's ninety percent g-spot, and she'll let you know it. 1080 00:58:15,701 --> 00:58:19,121 You let this little flirt out of your sight for one second and... 1081 00:58:19,288 --> 00:58:21,331 she starts shopping for a new papa. 1082 00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:23,417 If you can't be a responsible pet owner... 1083 00:58:23,584 --> 00:58:25,961 then maybe you don't deserve this little unicorn. 1084 00:58:26,253 --> 00:58:27,921 Guilty on all charges, Your Honor. 1085 00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:29,464 Shan't happen again. 1086 00:58:29,631 --> 00:58:30,966 Why are you so nice? 1087 00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:32,509 Oh, it costs nothing to be kind. 1088 00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:34,428 Shutting the fuck up is also free. 1089 00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:35,971 This is Logan. 1090 00:58:36,138 --> 00:58:38,891 He's usually shirtless, but he's let himself go since the divorce. 1091 00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:41,768 Where's your mask? 1092 00:58:44,479 --> 00:58:45,314 Come on, guys. 1093 00:58:46,982 --> 00:58:48,066 Ugh, this guy. 1094 00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:49,735 We're looking for a group of survivors. 1095 00:58:49,902 --> 00:58:50,736 Oh, they're out there. 1096 00:58:50,903 --> 00:58:51,862 Yeah, but merc to merc... 1097 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:54,281 you better hope that you don't run into the Deadpool corps. 1098 00:58:54,448 --> 00:58:55,407 Yeah, they're crazy. 1099 00:58:55,574 --> 00:58:57,242 They will chop you up into a thousand pieces... 1100 00:58:57,409 --> 00:58:58,535 and hide you all over The Void. 1101 00:58:58,702 --> 00:59:00,537 If they could only process their childhood trauma... 1102 00:59:00,704 --> 00:59:02,289 they'd go on one heck of a healing journey. 1103 00:59:02,456 --> 00:59:03,457 Look, we're headed for the borderlands. 1104 00:59:03,624 --> 00:59:04,583 You know where it is? 1105 00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:09,087 Yeah, that... That's twelve klicks due west. I can lend you my ride, if you like. 1106 00:59:09,254 --> 00:59:10,839 It would be my honor. 1107 00:59:14,635 --> 00:59:16,678 No, no, no. Absolutely not. 1108 00:59:16,845 --> 00:59:18,722 Uh-uh. What the... No! No! 1109 00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:19,806 Just get in the car. 1110 00:59:19,973 --> 00:59:21,058 This isn't a car. 1111 00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:23,435 This is a Honda fuckin' Odyssey. 1112 00:59:23,602 --> 00:59:25,479 Throttle response sucks a cock. 1113 00:59:25,646 --> 00:59:26,772 Dated infotainment system. 1114 00:59:26,939 --> 00:59:29,566 When Honda saw that untreated chlamydia was makin' a comeback. .. 1115 00:59:29,733 --> 00:59:32,527 they invented the Honda Odyssey to compete. 1116 00:59:32,694 --> 00:59:35,405 Get in the fucking car. 1117 00:59:35,739 --> 00:59:37,532 She'll get you there safe and sound. 1118 00:59:37,699 --> 00:59:39,159 Old Betsy always does. 1119 00:59:40,035 --> 00:59:41,954 You're gonna have to give me my dog back, though. 1120 00:59:42,329 --> 00:59:44,831 I know. Listen. Yes, child. 1121 00:59:44,998 --> 00:59:47,459 If you ever wanna give her up, or if she needs a new home... 1122 00:59:47,626 --> 00:59:49,503 or if something should happen to you... 1123 00:59:49,670 --> 00:59:50,879 I'd love to be her papa. 1124 00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:53,215 What would ever happen to me? 1125 00:59:53,382 --> 00:59:54,424 I ots of stuff. 1126 00:59:58,136 --> 01:00:00,389 -Jesus. -No! We're running away. 1127 01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:03,141 -Give me that. -The corn was too dense, girl! 1128 01:00:03,308 --> 01:00:04,142 -There. -Come here! 1129 01:00:04,309 --> 01:00:05,560 -Fuck! -Hello! 1130 01:00:07,854 --> 01:00:08,855 Bye. 1131 01:00:34,673 --> 01:00:35,674 Okay, I'm just gonna ask... 1132 01:00:36,049 --> 01:00:37,217 What's with the suit? 1133 01:00:37,384 --> 01:00:38,844 First thing I did when I flamed out... 1134 01:00:39,011 --> 01:00:40,012 -I took mine off. -Drop it. 1135 01:00:40,178 --> 01:00:41,138 It's not that ugly. 1136 01:00:41,305 --> 01:00:42,889 -Stop talking about my suit. -Did you make it yourself? 1137 01:00:43,056 --> 01:00:44,474 -Been there. -Quit. Now. 1138 01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:47,728 The X-Men make you wear it? Those sons of fuckin' bitches. 1139 01:00:47,894 --> 01:00:49,396 They are not your friends, I'll tell you that. 1140 01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:50,564 Friends don't let friends... 1141 01:00:50,731 --> 01:00:53,608 leave the house lookin' like they fight crime for the Los Angeles Rams. 1142 01:00:53,775 --> 01:00:54,860 Shut the fuck up about this, or... 1143 01:00:55,027 --> 01:00:57,237 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Watch your frown lines, angel baby. 1144 01:00:57,404 --> 01:00:58,405 I'm just trying to bond a little bit. 1145 01:00:58,572 --> 01:00:59,573 Yeah, well, then talk about somethin' else. 1146 01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:00,657 Fine. 1147 01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:08,874 Stop it. 1148 01:01:10,584 --> 01:01:11,418 If they can fix your world... 1149 01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:13,211 what's the first thing you're gonna do when you get out of here? 1150 01:01:13,378 --> 01:01:16,506 Get some rubbing alcohol shots, maybe a wiper fluid chaser? 1151 01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:17,591 What did you say? 1152 01:01:17,758 --> 01:01:19,384 I said when you get back, what's the first thing you're gonna do? 1153 01:01:19,551 --> 01:01:20,886 No, no, no. Before that. 1154 01:01:22,137 --> 01:01:23,805 If... they can fix your world? 1155 01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:29,394 What do you mean, "if?" 1156 01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:31,063 -l mean... -You lied to me. 1157 01:01:31,229 --> 01:01:33,774 You don't have a fucking clue if they can help me fix things, do you? 1158 01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:35,025 No. I, I mean... 1159 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:38,487 Fuck! Fuck! I didn't lie! 1160 01:01:38,653 --> 01:01:41,323 -You lied! -No! I made an educated wish! 1161 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,159 Because I need you. 1162 01:01:45,494 --> 01:01:48,497 This. This is why. Right here. 1163 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:51,041 '‘Cause if we don't do something, they die. 1164 01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:53,377 I don't know anything about saving worlds. 1165 01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:55,087 And why would I even care? 1166 01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:58,173 Because my entire world is right here in this picture. 1167 01:01:58,632 --> 01:02:00,634 It's only nine people... 1168 01:02:00,801 --> 01:02:02,844 and I have no idea how to save it alone. 1169 01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:06,056 I know how to fuck people up for money. But you... 1170 01:02:06,223 --> 01:02:07,808 you know how to save 'em! 1171 01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:10,268 At least the other Wolverine did. 1172 01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,939 Fuck! I guess I'm stuck with the worst one. 1173 01:02:14,106 --> 01:02:16,358 Did you say you made... 1174 01:02:16,525 --> 01:02:19,820 an educated fucking wish? 1175 01:02:19,986 --> 01:02:22,114 They call me "The Merc with the Mouth." 1176 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:26,159 They don't call me "Truthful Timmy, the Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon." 1177 01:02:30,038 --> 01:02:30,956 One more word. 1178 01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:33,708 Please give me one. 1179 01:02:37,337 --> 01:02:38,505 Gubernatorial. 1180 01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:40,257 Oh, fuck! 1181 01:02:41,883 --> 01:02:43,301 You know what? You're a fucking joke. 1182 01:02:45,095 --> 01:02:46,513 No wonder the Avengers didn't take you. 1183 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,807 Or the X-Men. And they'll take fucking anyone. 1184 01:02:49,307 --> 01:02:50,684 I mean, you are... 1185 01:02:50,851 --> 01:02:54,396 a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. 1186 01:02:55,021 --> 01:02:56,731 I have never met... 1187 01:02:56,898 --> 01:02:58,108 a sadder... 1188 01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:00,652 more attention-starved, jabbering little prick... 1189 01:03:00,819 --> 01:03:04,239 in my entire life. And that says a lot, 'cause I've been alive. .. 1190 01:03:04,406 --> 01:03:08,243 for more than two hundred fuckin' years, and I'll tell you... 1191 01:03:08,410 --> 01:03:12,622 that bald chick was right about one thing. You will never save the world! 1192 01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:15,292 You couldn't even save a relationship... 1193 01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:17,335 with a goddamn stripper! 1194 01:03:17,502 --> 01:03:19,963 And motherfucker, I wish I could say you'd die alone... 1195 01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:23,049 but it's one of God's best jokes that you can't die... 1196 01:03:23,216 --> 01:03:24,718 except that's on all of us! 1197 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:31,266 Oh, you got nothing to say, Mouth? 1198 01:03:39,941 --> 01:03:41,610 I'm gonna fight you now. 1199 01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:45,071 Oh, are you? 1200 01:03:55,790 --> 01:03:57,792 Mm. Not talkin' now, are ya? 1201 01:04:04,466 --> 01:04:05,509 You dirty bitch. 1202 01:04:21,233 --> 01:04:22,067 Whoo! 1203 01:04:38,667 --> 01:04:39,876 No, no, no! 1204 01:04:58,728 --> 01:04:59,563 Baby Knife! 1205 01:05:03,316 --> 01:05:06,403 I take it all back. The Honda Odyssey fucks hard. 1206 01:05:06,820 --> 01:05:08,280 Too bad you don't, needle dick. 1207 01:05:08,446 --> 01:05:09,656 Oh, we're just gettin' started, bub. 1208 01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:15,495 Oh, you... Fuck! 1209 01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:09,299 Thor! 1210 01:06:12,385 --> 01:06:13,303 Where are we? 1211 01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:16,097 No clue, but... I like it here. 1212 01:06:24,272 --> 01:06:26,107 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1213 01:07:15,198 --> 01:07:16,116 Okay. 1214 01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:19,869 Look at you... all. You must be the others. 1215 01:07:20,578 --> 01:07:21,413 Terrific. 1216 01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:25,083 So just to refresh, you are... 1217 01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:27,627 -Wonder... Elektra? Yes. Who could forget? -Elektra. 1218 01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:29,421 And you. 1219 01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:33,174 I was not expecting to see you here. I thought you were, you know... 1220 01:07:33,341 --> 01:07:34,300 retired. 1221 01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:36,386 Retarded? 1222 01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:38,847 "Retired." 1223 01:07:39,013 --> 01:07:41,224 I'm already in The Void. I'm not trying to get canceled again. 1224 01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:42,142 I don't like you. 1225 01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:43,143 You never did. 1226 01:07:44,853 --> 01:07:48,565 And who's this succulent reminder of my own inadequacies? 1227 01:07:48,732 --> 01:07:49,816 Look at you. 1228 01:07:50,483 --> 01:07:52,569 You look like the superhero version of Hawkeye. 1229 01:07:53,194 --> 01:07:55,989 The name's Remy LeBeau, Le Diable Blanc. 1230 01:07:56,698 --> 01:07:57,657 But you can call me the Gambit. 1231 01:07:57,824 --> 01:08:00,577 It's been a while since I've seen Sling Blade. Hit me again. 1232 01:08:01,661 --> 01:08:02,620 They call me the Gambit. 1233 01:08:02,787 --> 01:08:05,248 Do they? Are you sure you didn't just really, really want them to... 1234 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:06,541 but it never quite worked out? 1235 01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:11,713 You know, we never had a Wolverine up in here. 1236 01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:15,467 But I can tell you now, it's just a common courtesy to ask... 1237 01:08:15,633 --> 01:08:17,302 before you drink up all of my liquor. 1238 01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:19,637 Well, it's a good thing I don't give a fuck. 1239 01:08:22,849 --> 01:08:23,683 Fuck. 1240 01:08:26,811 --> 01:08:27,937 So embarrassing. 1241 01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:32,817 Well, now that that's settled, look, we came a long way to find you three. 1242 01:08:32,984 --> 01:08:33,777 There's four of us. 1243 01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:35,820 There's four... Hey, wait. Is it Magneto? 1244 01:08:36,654 --> 01:08:38,990 Dear sweet God in heaven, let it be Magneto... 1245 01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:40,033 -because with him... -He's dead. 1246 01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:42,076 Fuck! Now Disney gets cheap? 1247 01:08:42,243 --> 01:08:45,371 It's like Pinocchio jammed his face in my ass and started lying like crazy. 1248 01:08:45,538 --> 01:08:46,623 Ooh, you nasty! 1249 01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:51,503 Not a single word. What do you do exactly? 1250 01:08:51,669 --> 01:08:54,255 Charge the playing cards and make 'em go boom! 1251 01:08:54,422 --> 01:08:56,382 Your power's close up magic. That's good. 1252 01:08:56,549 --> 01:08:57,967 We're not totally fucked at all. 1253 01:08:58,134 --> 01:08:59,636 So who brought us here? 1254 01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:00,720 That would be me. 1255 01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:11,898 Don't make me regret it. 1256 01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:17,070 Holy shit. Logan. That's her. That's X-23. 1257 01:09:17,570 --> 01:09:19,072 She's the one I told you about. 1258 01:09:23,618 --> 01:09:25,703 Hey, how did you all get stuck in The Void? 1259 01:09:25,870 --> 01:09:27,247 There was a knock at the door. 1260 01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:29,332 -TVA sent me here. -Me, too. 1261 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:31,668 Well, maybe I was born here. It's, it's hard to know for sure. 1262 01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:34,212 TVA decided our universe was dying. 1263 01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:37,382 And I never even got a chance to fight for it. 1264 01:09:40,218 --> 01:09:42,303 People like us don't go quietly. 1265 01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:44,305 TVA knows that, so they took us out. 1266 01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:47,016 The answer is yes. I'm in. 1267 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:48,601 -In what? -A team. 1268 01:09:49,269 --> 01:09:51,145 Me, you, you, and me. All of us together. 1269 01:09:51,312 --> 01:09:52,397 Let's get the fuck out of this place. 1270 01:09:52,564 --> 01:09:55,984 -Don't listen to him. He's a fucking liar! -It was an educated wish! 1271 01:09:57,026 --> 01:09:57,861 I ook. 1272 01:09:59,404 --> 01:10:01,072 We've been inside Cassandra's lair. 1273 01:10:01,406 --> 01:10:03,950 The only way out of The Void is through her. 1274 01:10:04,117 --> 01:10:05,869 She can get us home. She told us. 1275 01:10:06,035 --> 01:10:07,579 Wait a minute, you've been inside? 1276 01:10:08,371 --> 01:10:10,164 -And you made it out alive? -Bullshit. 1277 01:10:10,331 --> 01:10:11,916 -Nobody's ever done that. -We did. 1278 01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:14,335 Every time one of us has gone up against her... 1279 01:10:14,752 --> 01:10:15,587 they die. 1280 01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:18,756 The Punisher, The Quicksilver, The Daredevil. 1281 01:10:18,923 --> 01:10:20,258 Daredevil? I'm so sorry. 1282 01:10:20,425 --> 01:10:21,593 -It's fine. -Okay. 1283 01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:26,347 Even that sweet, baby angel, Johnny Storm. 1284 01:10:27,098 --> 01:10:28,641 He up and gone missing like... 1285 01:10:28,933 --> 01:10:29,934 what, two days ago? 1286 01:10:30,643 --> 01:10:32,353 Ugh. That's so sad. 1287 01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:35,815 Wherever this Johnny fella is, I'm sure he's thriving. 1288 01:10:36,983 --> 01:10:40,069 Look, there's, there's strength in numbers. All right? Us... 1289 01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:41,613 plus, you guys. We can put Cassandra... 1290 01:10:41,779 --> 01:10:43,907 over our knee and force her to let us out of The Void. 1291 01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:45,658 I know what it means to feel self-doubit. 1292 01:10:45,825 --> 01:10:47,243 -l don't feel that at all. -I'm good. 1293 01:10:47,410 --> 01:10:49,329 Gnawing at your gut like a coked-up tapeworm. 1294 01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:51,164 It's like you're holding up a mirror to my soul. 1295 01:10:51,331 --> 01:10:53,958 You guys may not have been able to save your universes. 1296 01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:55,585 But you can avenge them. 1297 01:10:56,377 --> 01:10:57,754 It's what Johnny would have wanted. 1298 01:10:57,921 --> 01:11:00,590 Wait. You knew Johnny? 1299 01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:02,759 Oh, yeah. 1300 01:11:02,926 --> 01:11:04,761 Dickhead here talked him into a team up... 1301 01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:07,305 and Johnny came down with a little case of the deads. 1302 01:11:07,472 --> 01:11:08,723 No, no, no. We don't know that. 1303 01:11:08,890 --> 01:11:11,017 It was just a flesh wound. He may have survived. 1304 01:11:11,184 --> 01:11:13,770 If he survived that, he is prayin' for death. 1305 01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:16,230 -Thank you, Doctor Wolverine! -Spill it! 1306 01:11:16,397 --> 01:11:17,607 What'd you do to Johnny, huh? 1307 01:11:17,774 --> 01:11:18,983 Talk or I'm gonna start dealin’. 1308 01:11:19,150 --> 01:11:20,360 Okay. Okay. Hey, hey, hey. 1309 01:11:21,027 --> 01:11:21,861 I ook. 1310 01:11:22,028 --> 01:11:24,322 He ran his fat-ass mouth about Cassandra. 1311 01:11:24,489 --> 01:11:26,199 Then she zip-zapped his skin... 1312 01:11:26,366 --> 01:11:28,409 leaving his organs to splash crudely onto the ground... 1313 01:11:28,576 --> 01:11:31,120 while the soil greedily drank his blood. It was horrible. 1314 01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:32,622 He was like a brother to me. 1315 01:11:33,247 --> 01:11:36,250 Look, he died before he could make a difference. But... 1316 01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,753 Look, maybe you couldn't save your worlds, but... 1317 01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:41,464 but Jesus Christ, you can save mine! 1318 01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:44,092 I don't give a shit about your world, but... 1319 01:11:44,258 --> 01:11:47,178 if these two made it out of there alive, maybe together... 1320 01:11:47,345 --> 01:11:48,972 we can get back in. And take her down. 1321 01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:51,683 Where I come from, we call that suicide, Chere. 1322 01:11:52,141 --> 01:11:55,853 If we can block her psychic powers, we can get a leg up. I know it. 1323 01:11:56,020 --> 01:11:57,563 Now I know Magneto's dead. 1324 01:11:58,106 --> 01:12:00,024 But I'd venture to guess that his helmet... 1325 01:12:00,191 --> 01:12:02,568 -is lying around here somewhere... -Cassandra melted the helmet. 1326 01:12:02,735 --> 01:12:03,861 -Fuck! -After she killed him. 1327 01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:04,946 Fuck! 1328 01:12:05,113 --> 01:12:05,905 She don't play. 1329 01:12:06,072 --> 01:12:08,992 She knows that helmet was the only way to protect anyone from her powers. 1330 01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:11,494 The only other helmet that strong is Juggernaut's, but... 1331 01:12:11,661 --> 01:12:13,746 -he works for Cassandra. -Juggernaut's helmet. That's it. 1332 01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:15,456 Yeah, and we done be knowing that lid ain't comin’' off... 1333 01:12:15,623 --> 01:12:17,917 -without that dome gonna come off wit'it. -I'm so sorry, beautiful. 1334 01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:21,421 I want this to be gentle. Who is your dialect coach? The Minions? 1335 01:12:21,587 --> 01:12:24,424 I feel like we are missing critical exposition here. 1336 01:12:25,925 --> 01:12:28,636 I'm sick of this shit. I'm sick of hiding. 1337 01:12:29,929 --> 01:12:31,848 Let's face it, our worlds forgot about us. 1338 01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:33,641 Or never learned about us. 1339 01:12:33,808 --> 01:12:35,101 The heroes we were. 1340 01:12:35,268 --> 01:12:36,394 Lives we saved. 1341 01:12:36,561 --> 01:12:38,021 Or wanted to save. 1342 01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:39,856 Maybe these two are our chance. 1343 01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:42,567 To be remembered. 1344 01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:44,110 The way we deserve. 1345 01:12:45,278 --> 01:12:46,237 Yes. 1346 01:12:46,404 --> 01:12:47,321 An ending. 1347 01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:49,323 -Legacy. -Yes! 1348 01:12:49,490 --> 01:12:51,075 Yes! Let this man cook. 1349 01:12:51,242 --> 01:12:52,493 This is what I'm talking about. 1350 01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:54,495 Big slow-motion fights, sad music. 1351 01:12:54,662 --> 01:12:56,497 Everybody working together. Who knows if you live or die? 1352 01:12:56,664 --> 01:12:57,623 That sorta thing. 1353 01:12:57,790 --> 01:12:59,792 -Who's ready? -I was born ready. 1354 01:12:59,959 --> 01:13:00,960 Yes! Gambit? 1355 01:13:01,127 --> 01:13:04,047 I ain't know my daddy, but I'm sure I shot out of his dick ready. 1356 01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:05,965 Jesus Christ, that is graphic. 1357 01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:08,009 Yeah. He was layin' them buttery nuts all up in my mama... 1358 01:13:08,176 --> 01:13:09,969 and I shot out there and I said, "What's up, Doc?" 1359 01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:14,015 Johnny must have loved you. X-23, what's it gonna be? 1360 01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:15,892 The name's Laura. 1361 01:13:16,059 --> 01:13:18,936 -Let's fucking go. -Let's fucking go! 1362 01:13:19,103 --> 01:13:20,730 -It's on like chicken and corn. -Yeah! 1363 01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:22,815 -We're doing this. -You're all fuckin' dead. 1364 01:13:22,982 --> 01:13:25,026 My God! Read the room. 1365 01:13:36,162 --> 01:13:39,082 Hey, hey. I'm not lookin' for company. Get out of here. 1366 01:13:41,292 --> 01:13:42,335 You remind me of him. 1367 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,420 Angry. Drunk. Mean... 1368 01:13:44,796 --> 01:13:46,756 -Sounds like a great guy... -Wasn't finished. 1369 01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:50,259 Showed up when it mattered the most. 1370 01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:54,138 Couldn't help it. 1371 01:13:57,558 --> 01:13:58,518 You might not know it, but... 1372 01:13:59,977 --> 01:14:01,104 you're a good man, Logan. 1373 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:06,150 You might not know it, but apparently, I'm the worst Logan. 1374 01:14:08,361 --> 01:14:09,987 I got to have a life because of you. 1375 01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:14,534 I got to grow up because of you. 1376 01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:17,870 A lot of kids did. 1377 01:14:18,538 --> 01:14:20,456 A lot of kids didn't grow up because of me. 1378 01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:24,210 Trust me, kid, I'm no hero. 1379 01:14:25,628 --> 01:14:27,088 That suit says different. 1380 01:14:27,755 --> 01:14:29,006 Yeah. Do you like it? 1381 01:14:31,759 --> 01:14:33,386 Scott used to beg me to wear it. 1382 01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:38,224 So did Jean, Storm, Beast. 1383 01:14:40,351 --> 01:14:41,352 All of them. 1384 01:14:42,645 --> 01:14:45,857 They wanted me to be part of the team, but I wouldn't. 1385 01:14:46,357 --> 01:14:49,485 Told 'em they all look fucking ridiculous. I mean... 1386 01:14:51,529 --> 01:14:53,990 I couldn't have 'em thinkin' I wanted to be there. 1387 01:14:59,829 --> 01:15:02,832 And then one day, while I was off on my own, the humans came... 1388 01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:05,001 and went mutant hunting. 1389 01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:07,420 I can guess the rest. 1390 01:15:07,587 --> 01:15:08,421 No, no, let me... 1391 01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:11,090 Let me say it. I... 1392 01:15:13,885 --> 01:15:14,844 I need to say it. 1393 01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:20,850 By the time I stumbled home shitfaced from the bar, it was too late. 1394 01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:26,480 They were dead. Every... 1395 01:15:33,196 --> 01:15:36,157 This suit's all I got to remind me of who they were. 1396 01:15:38,159 --> 01:15:39,035 And what I did. 1397 01:15:52,340 --> 01:15:53,799 We're headed to Cassandra's at sunup. 1398 01:15:54,842 --> 01:15:56,636 Have fun. Not my fight. 1399 01:16:00,139 --> 01:16:01,515 We won't pull this off without you. 1400 01:16:08,814 --> 01:16:11,943 Hey. Whoever you think I am, you got the wrong guy. 1401 01:16:14,904 --> 01:16:16,030 You were always the wrong guy. 1402 01:16:42,265 --> 01:16:43,099 What? 1403 01:16:43,266 --> 01:16:44,725 Alioth didn't get them. 1404 01:16:45,685 --> 01:16:47,895 Cassandra wanted to play with them herself first. 1405 01:16:48,062 --> 01:16:48,896 They got away. 1406 01:16:49,063 --> 01:16:50,690 -Did they find the others? -No. 1407 01:16:50,856 --> 01:16:52,066 Good. All right. Phew. 1408 01:16:52,233 --> 01:16:53,276 The others found them. 1409 01:16:53,442 --> 01:16:56,070 Oh, very cute. Well done, Pyro. Classic bait and switch. 1410 01:16:56,237 --> 01:16:57,697 -You really got me there. Relax. 1411 01:16:58,656 --> 01:17:00,950 If they come after Nova, she'll handle it. 1412 01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:03,160 Cassandra is a lunatic wild card. 1413 01:17:03,327 --> 01:17:04,954 Why do you think we put her there in the first place? 1414 01:17:05,538 --> 01:17:07,498 Thank God she's never chosen to leave The Void. 1415 01:17:07,665 --> 01:17:10,209 The Time Ripper is hours away from completion. 1416 01:17:10,376 --> 01:17:11,502 I cannot take any chances. 1417 01:17:11,669 --> 01:17:12,712 Well, maybe not. 1418 01:17:12,878 --> 01:17:13,963 But I can. 1419 01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:15,089 For a price. 1420 01:17:15,256 --> 01:17:16,716 Why do you have to say it in that silly voice? 1421 01:17:16,882 --> 01:17:17,967 It's so icky. 1422 01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:18,968 You want it done or not? 1423 01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:19,969 All right. Your price. 1424 01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:21,387 Take her out. 1425 01:17:22,054 --> 01:17:23,597 Ugh. Mutants. 1426 01:17:45,828 --> 01:17:46,912 Ooh! Look at that there! 1427 01:17:47,079 --> 01:17:49,790 You see them biggum hands come closed. Ain't not a wonna gettin' up inside there. 1428 01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:51,208 I think what Gambit's trying to say is... 1429 01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:54,086 getting Juggernaut's helmet ain't gonna be easy. 1430 01:17:54,253 --> 01:17:55,880 I'm just making stuff up at this... 1431 01:17:56,047 --> 01:17:57,757 -Yeah. Tilt up to Blade. -Gun! 1432 01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:03,721 Where'd he get that little beauty? 1433 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:06,265 That's Punisher's AT4. 1434 01:18:06,432 --> 01:18:08,434 Which Punisher? There's been like five of them. 1435 01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:09,894 There's only been one Blade... 1436 01:18:10,478 --> 01:18:12,396 and there's only ever gonna be one Blade. 1437 01:18:16,442 --> 01:18:17,610 Incoming! 1438 01:19:24,385 --> 01:19:26,554 Ooh, this is gonna be good. 1439 01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:28,973 You know how long I've been waiting for this? 1440 01:19:29,140 --> 01:19:31,308 Whoo! I'm about to make a name for myself here. 1441 01:19:31,475 --> 01:19:33,310 I don't think you guys walk away from this. 1442 01:19:33,477 --> 01:19:35,479 You just make sure people know what happened here today. 1443 01:19:35,646 --> 01:19:37,606 And when you get out of here, you have a drink for me, yeah? 1444 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:40,109 You just stay on our six and get inside. 1445 01:19:40,276 --> 01:19:42,194 We'll make sure you get the package. 1446 01:19:42,695 --> 01:19:43,988 And we'll get our ending. 1447 01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:55,226 And boom! 1448 01:21:26,966 --> 01:21:29,093 Some motherfuckers still trying to ice skate uphill. 1449 01:21:36,141 --> 01:21:38,060 You two escaping, I could live with. 1450 01:21:38,435 --> 01:21:41,105 But coming back? Willingly? 1451 01:21:42,731 --> 01:21:44,483 Boys are so silly. 1452 01:21:44,650 --> 01:21:45,776 I just need to get home. 1453 01:21:45,943 --> 01:21:48,237 Well, that's not on the menu, I'm afraid. 1454 01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:51,657 It's death or enslavement. A la carte, of course. 1455 01:21:51,824 --> 01:21:52,825 Upsy-daisy. 1456 01:21:58,664 --> 01:21:59,540 Finally... 1457 01:21:59,707 --> 01:22:01,584 it's nice to give someone else a chance to talk. 1458 01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:03,168 Not my strong suit. 1459 01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:22,688 You shouldn't have done that. 1460 01:22:46,295 --> 01:22:48,714 You are an interesting one, aren't you? 1461 01:22:49,298 --> 01:22:53,260 I do feel like you get lost behind all of his... 1462 01:22:55,596 --> 01:22:58,098 Deadpools are a dime a dozen here in The Void. 1463 01:22:59,058 --> 01:23:00,434 But you... 1464 01:23:00,934 --> 01:23:03,937 What's going on in here? 1465 01:23:17,493 --> 01:23:18,619 Interesting... 1466 01:23:19,787 --> 01:23:21,705 Not what I expected back here. 1467 01:23:22,790 --> 01:23:23,999 Behind the anger. 1468 01:23:28,128 --> 01:23:29,046 You're hiding. 1469 01:23:29,380 --> 01:23:30,214 From them. 1470 01:23:31,423 --> 01:23:33,092 From all the ones you let down. 1471 01:23:35,761 --> 01:23:36,970 So much pain. 1472 01:23:39,556 --> 01:23:40,432 I walked away. 1473 01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:43,394 They called after me and I... 1474 01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:45,354 I walked away. 1475 01:23:45,521 --> 01:23:47,147 I always do. 1476 01:23:47,314 --> 01:23:49,024 -Logan/! -1 know. 1477 01:23:50,442 --> 01:23:51,735 That's not all you did. 1478 01:23:51,902 --> 01:23:53,320 Is it? 1479 01:23:56,865 --> 01:23:58,242 You found them. 1480 01:23:59,243 --> 01:24:00,244 The X-Men. 1481 01:24:05,666 --> 01:24:06,667 Dead. 1482 01:24:09,420 --> 01:24:10,629 Piled like wood. 1483 01:24:12,339 --> 01:24:13,507 What did you do? 1484 01:24:16,218 --> 01:24:17,428 I started killing. 1485 01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:20,723 And I couldn't stop. I didn't wanna stop. 1486 01:24:22,015 --> 01:24:24,852 All those bad men. 1487 01:24:28,605 --> 01:24:30,190 It's not just the bad ones. 1488 01:24:31,859 --> 01:24:33,026 My little animal. 1489 01:24:35,904 --> 01:24:38,699 And I turned the whole world against the X-Men. 1490 01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:40,075 Blade! 1491 01:24:45,664 --> 01:24:46,874 Just once... 1492 01:24:48,834 --> 01:24:51,378 I wanna be the man that Charles thought I was. 1493 01:24:52,588 --> 01:24:53,714 Logan... 1494 01:24:55,299 --> 01:24:58,969 in The Void you can be what you are. 1495 01:25:01,388 --> 01:25:02,848 I just wanna be free. 1496 01:25:03,640 --> 01:25:05,100 I can set you free. 1497 01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:21,867 I can silence all those voices. 1498 01:25:28,707 --> 01:25:29,708 I've got you. 1499 01:25:32,336 --> 01:25:33,337 I've got you. 1500 01:25:34,087 --> 01:25:34,922 No. 1501 01:25:36,381 --> 01:25:37,424 I got you. 1502 01:25:46,099 --> 01:25:47,726 Get it off! 1503 01:25:47,893 --> 01:25:51,021 You're gonna send us home, or I'm gonna twist your fucking head off. 1504 01:25:51,188 --> 01:25:52,272 Why are you laughing? 1505 01:25:52,940 --> 01:25:56,735 I can't send you home unless you get this thing off my head. 1506 01:25:57,319 --> 01:25:58,445 And as soon as you do that... 1507 01:25:58,612 --> 01:26:01,490 I'm going to boil your brains on an atomic level whilst... 1508 01:26:01,657 --> 01:26:04,243 flicking my bean to the Enya box set. 1509 01:26:04,409 --> 01:26:05,452 There's an Enya box set? 1510 01:26:05,619 --> 01:26:06,870 Either you kill me... 1511 01:26:07,037 --> 01:26:08,163 or I kill you. 1512 01:26:09,248 --> 01:26:10,791 Both wonderful options. 1513 01:26:11,333 --> 01:26:12,167 You want me to do it? 1514 01:26:12,626 --> 01:26:13,502 No, I'll do it. 1515 01:26:13,669 --> 01:26:15,712 I have her neck right here. It's really no problem. 1516 01:26:15,879 --> 01:26:16,588 You'll screw it up. 1517 01:26:16,755 --> 01:26:19,299 Oh, come on, Mr. PG-13, except the last one! 1518 01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:21,260 What the fuck? 1519 01:26:23,595 --> 01:26:25,848 You have no idea what it's like! 1520 01:26:26,014 --> 01:26:28,934 Day after day. Shovel the shit. 1521 01:26:29,101 --> 01:26:30,435 Fetch the meats. 1522 01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:32,563 I have spent my entire... 1523 01:26:35,566 --> 01:26:37,067 Not everyone gets a speech. 1524 01:26:39,027 --> 01:26:40,028 She's gonna die. 1525 01:26:40,195 --> 01:26:41,655 Okay. Hey, hey. If I take this helmet off... 1526 01:26:41,822 --> 01:26:43,615 -do you promise you won't kill us? -Fuck! 1527 01:26:43,782 --> 01:26:44,616 I promise... 1528 01:26:44,783 --> 01:26:46,577 I will kill you first thing. 1529 01:26:46,743 --> 01:26:47,995 Why are you like this? 1530 01:26:48,161 --> 01:26:49,413 I wish I knew. 1531 01:26:49,580 --> 01:26:50,455 Take it off. 1532 01:26:50,622 --> 01:26:51,498 -What? -Take it off. 1533 01:26:51,665 --> 01:26:52,499 -Why? -Just take it off. 1534 01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:55,419 -This is our only chance to fix our shit! -Take it off! 1535 01:26:57,337 --> 01:26:58,589 I am wearing this suit. 1536 01:26:59,798 --> 01:27:01,925 And that means a lot of things, but most of all... 1537 01:27:03,427 --> 01:27:04,553 it means I'm an X-Man. 1538 01:27:05,679 --> 01:27:07,097 And I know your brother. 1539 01:27:09,433 --> 01:27:10,934 As much as I want to fucking kill you... 1540 01:27:11,101 --> 01:27:13,604 every bone in my body wants to fucking kill you... 1541 01:27:13,770 --> 01:27:16,773 he would not let me stand here and watch you die! 1542 01:27:19,234 --> 01:27:20,444 Take your hands off. 1543 01:27:22,112 --> 01:27:23,363 This is for him. 1544 01:27:25,282 --> 01:27:26,533 This is for Charles. 1545 01:27:37,169 --> 01:27:39,796 Hey, no, no, no! Don't you dare do me like Johnny! 1546 01:27:46,136 --> 01:27:47,220 My brother loved you. 1547 01:27:49,097 --> 01:27:50,182 He loved all of us. 1548 01:27:53,268 --> 01:27:54,353 Must be nice. 1549 01:27:55,479 --> 01:27:56,772 He would've loved you, too. 1550 01:27:59,650 --> 01:28:00,817 If he knew about you... 1551 01:28:02,611 --> 01:28:04,112 if he knew where you were... 1552 01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:07,324 he would've torn a hole in the fucking universe to bring you home. 1553 01:28:11,161 --> 01:28:12,245 This is my home. 1554 01:28:13,330 --> 01:28:15,582 Well, then at least let us save his. 1555 01:28:19,753 --> 01:28:21,254 You want to hear something crazy? 1556 01:28:23,215 --> 01:28:26,093 An amateur magician rolled through here a while back. 1557 01:28:27,010 --> 01:28:28,470 I killed him, of course. 1558 01:28:29,179 --> 01:28:31,431 Wore his skin around for four days. 1559 01:28:32,474 --> 01:28:33,308 But... 1560 01:28:33,475 --> 01:28:34,893 I found this... 1561 01:28:35,060 --> 01:28:36,895 little trinket. .. 1562 01:28:37,062 --> 01:28:39,189 on his lovely fingers. 1563 01:28:39,356 --> 01:28:40,524 Strange! 1564 01:28:43,610 --> 01:28:45,737 -Marvel sparkle circle. -What is that? 1565 01:28:46,655 --> 01:28:48,573 This is your way home. 1566 01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:52,202 I do owe you for saving my life. But let's keep things interesting. 1567 01:28:52,369 --> 01:28:55,664 I'd say you have about four seconds before you're Alioth's food. 1568 01:29:00,544 --> 01:29:01,378 Race ya. 1569 01:30:25,045 --> 01:30:26,630 And as I said we've got a standard three-year... 1570 01:30:26,797 --> 01:30:28,090 bumper to bumper warranty. 1571 01:30:28,256 --> 01:30:30,008 Glad you gave us a second chance. 1572 01:30:30,175 --> 01:30:33,720 And don't worry. Wade and I are a team, so I'll see he gets half the commission... 1573 01:30:36,306 --> 01:30:38,517 That feels like a Kia. 1574 01:30:38,683 --> 01:30:40,310 It's a fucking Kia Carnival, isn't it? 1575 01:30:42,187 --> 01:30:45,023 Holy shit. That's Deadpool. 1576 01:30:45,190 --> 01:30:46,316 And that's Wolverine. 1577 01:30:46,483 --> 01:30:47,567 You're damn straight it is. 1578 01:30:47,734 --> 01:30:48,652 Fox killed him. 1579 01:30:48,819 --> 01:30:51,363 Disney brought him back. They're going to make him do this 'til he's 90. 1580 01:30:51,905 --> 01:30:52,864 Let's go. 1581 01:30:53,657 --> 01:30:54,741 I'll clock you out! 1582 01:30:55,117 --> 01:30:56,326 Forever! 1583 01:30:57,035 --> 01:30:58,036 Forever. 1584 01:31:05,418 --> 01:31:06,628 Wakey-wakey. 1585 01:31:06,795 --> 01:31:07,796 God? 1586 01:31:09,548 --> 01:31:12,259 Now you put all these bullets in my belly... 1587 01:31:12,968 --> 01:31:14,511 and I'm gonna find out why. 1588 01:31:16,930 --> 01:31:18,306 I'll just say it. 1589 01:31:19,015 --> 01:31:20,809 You don't have to stick your fingers in me. 1590 01:31:20,976 --> 01:31:23,228 Jesus, just ask sometimes. 1591 01:31:23,603 --> 01:31:24,646 Fine. 1592 01:31:25,856 --> 01:31:26,857 Really? 1593 01:31:27,524 --> 01:31:28,775 Hands in pockets. 1594 01:31:30,318 --> 01:31:31,486 Guy named Paradox. 1595 01:31:32,404 --> 01:31:33,655 He said he'd get me out of The Void. 1596 01:31:33,822 --> 01:31:35,615 All I know is he works for the TVA. 1597 01:31:35,782 --> 01:31:36,783 The TVA. 1598 01:31:36,950 --> 01:31:37,993 We had an agreement. 1599 01:31:38,285 --> 01:31:39,828 I don't think this guy cares. 1600 01:31:41,121 --> 01:31:42,164 He will. 1601 01:31:42,664 --> 01:31:43,707 Hey, people! 1602 01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:46,168 How much longer before the Time Ripper is active? 1603 01:31:46,334 --> 01:31:48,170 We're running the final safety checks. 1604 01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:50,297 Okay. All right. Thanks for all your hard work, Ralph. 1605 01:31:50,463 --> 01:31:51,840 -Take your time. -Really? 1606 01:31:52,007 --> 01:31:53,550 No, you drooling boob! 1607 01:31:53,717 --> 01:31:54,801 No! We have company. 1608 01:31:54,968 --> 01:31:57,971 Cancel the safety checks. We need to be live now! 1609 01:31:58,305 --> 01:31:59,764 I hate you so much. 1610 01:32:01,975 --> 01:32:02,976 No! Stop! 1611 01:32:03,143 --> 01:32:04,728 Piss off! You're too late. 1612 01:32:04,895 --> 01:32:06,646 -You're fuckin' done. -Why was Thor crying? 1613 01:32:06,813 --> 01:32:07,814 How dare you! 1614 01:32:07,981 --> 01:32:10,150 No one comes back from The Void. 1615 01:32:10,317 --> 01:32:11,776 Tell that to Cassandra Nova. 1616 01:32:20,619 --> 01:32:22,412 Paradox. We have a problem. 1617 01:32:25,498 --> 01:32:26,708 Paradox. 1618 01:32:29,044 --> 01:32:31,504 Well, you are doughier than you looked in Pyro's head. 1619 01:32:31,671 --> 01:32:32,839 Youd tried to kill me. 1620 01:32:33,006 --> 01:32:34,007 I literally have no... 1621 01:32:34,966 --> 01:32:38,637 You come for the king, you betlter kill the king. 1622 01:32:39,554 --> 01:32:41,932 Welcome to the skull fuck club, Paradox. 1623 01:32:42,098 --> 01:32:44,226 You know she doesn't wash that hand. 1624 01:32:45,977 --> 01:32:47,103 What's this? 1625 01:32:48,438 --> 01:32:49,773 A Time Ripper? 1626 01:32:49,940 --> 01:32:51,650 -Naughty boy. -Oh, no. We're on it. 1627 01:32:51,816 --> 01:32:53,443 We're gonna head down and dismantle that thing now. 1628 01:32:53,610 --> 01:32:55,904 We got ya, boo. You just keep playing those keys. 1629 01:32:56,071 --> 01:32:57,572 I don't want to destroy it. 1630 01:32:58,240 --> 01:32:59,574 I want to use it. 1631 01:33:00,116 --> 01:33:02,619 Now, shoo. Mummy and Daddy are having a conversation. 1632 01:33:09,334 --> 01:33:11,127 You know, the funny thing is... 1633 01:33:11,294 --> 01:33:12,754 I was happy in The Void. 1634 01:33:13,797 --> 01:33:16,716 You sent your trash to me. Alioth and I cleaned it up. 1635 01:33:16,883 --> 01:33:18,843 Everyone was happy. 1636 01:33:19,719 --> 01:33:22,806 And then you had to go and piss on my side of the fence. 1637 01:33:22,973 --> 01:33:25,141 And so now the fence must come down. 1638 01:33:25,850 --> 01:33:27,686 I'm going to use your little Time Ripper. 1639 01:33:27,852 --> 01:33:30,438 And I'm going to destroy this universe... 1640 01:33:30,605 --> 01:33:33,316 and the next and the next and the next... 1641 01:33:33,483 --> 01:33:37,070 until all that's left is The Void. 1642 01:33:37,237 --> 01:33:39,114 And I get to play God. 1643 01:33:39,656 --> 01:33:40,657 Come on. 1644 01:33:41,116 --> 01:33:43,952 Now you're going to show me how to use this fancy gadget of yours. 1645 01:33:44,119 --> 01:33:47,497 And don't worry, I've called some friends to make sure we're not disturbed. 1646 01:33:51,084 --> 01:33:53,628 Sorry to bother, madam, but there's something you need to see. 1647 01:33:54,170 --> 01:33:56,464 We're getting indications of an unsanctioned Time Ripper... 1648 01:33:56,631 --> 01:33:58,174 activating on Earth-10005. 1649 01:34:00,468 --> 01:34:01,678 Whose district is that? 1650 01:34:02,053 --> 01:34:02,971 Paradox. 1651 01:34:15,025 --> 01:34:17,235 Well, thank you so much for your help, darling. 1652 01:34:17,402 --> 01:34:19,821 God. Good to get out of that head. 1653 01:34:19,988 --> 01:34:21,489 What a mess! 1654 01:34:28,830 --> 01:34:29,664 Stop! 1655 01:34:30,165 --> 01:34:32,167 Let's give it a beat for the extras to clear. 1656 01:34:32,334 --> 01:34:34,377 Go, go, go! Oh, my God! 1657 01:34:39,174 --> 01:34:41,843 -Oh. My. God. -Fuck. 1658 01:34:49,601 --> 01:34:50,977 It's her! 1659 01:34:52,228 --> 01:34:53,355 Come on, girl! 1660 01:35:00,779 --> 01:35:01,988 Come on, girl! 1661 01:35:16,753 --> 01:35:17,879 That's my girl! 1662 01:35:18,046 --> 01:35:21,341 We don't have to be apart ever, ever again. Never, ever... 1663 01:35:21,508 --> 01:35:22,592 -Sorry! -Fuck! 1664 01:35:23,718 --> 01:35:25,512 What's Café Gratitude doing here? 1665 01:35:25,678 --> 01:35:26,930 Sorry about that. 1666 01:35:27,097 --> 01:35:30,433 Tremble not, sweet Mary Puppins. I'll handle him. 1667 01:35:31,059 --> 01:35:32,102 Come here, girl. Papa's here. 1668 01:35:32,268 --> 01:35:34,687 Hey, do not insult this animal's autonomy. 1669 01:35:35,397 --> 01:35:37,440 She can decide who her papa is. 1670 01:35:37,607 --> 01:35:38,650 What's it gonna be, girl, huh? 1671 01:35:38,817 --> 01:35:41,319 Original recipe or Van Milder here? 1672 01:35:41,945 --> 01:35:44,823 That's funny. I can gently tap the fourth wall too. 1673 01:35:45,323 --> 01:35:46,491 The Proposal. 1674 01:35:48,243 --> 01:35:49,244 The fuck was that? 1675 01:35:49,411 --> 01:35:51,579 -Bitch, you think that's what I do? -Both of you shut up. 1676 01:35:53,081 --> 01:35:54,082 You smell somethin'? 1677 01:35:54,249 --> 01:35:55,083 Yeah, you. 1678 01:35:55,959 --> 01:35:57,544 A lot of you. 1679 01:36:12,725 --> 01:36:14,978 Told you there were a lot of Deadpools over there. 1680 01:36:26,531 --> 01:36:27,699 That's bad. 1681 01:36:50,221 --> 01:36:51,389 I take it they're not friendly. 1682 01:36:51,556 --> 01:36:52,432 Goodness, no. 1683 01:36:52,599 --> 01:36:54,642 Sorry about this, boys. Mission over. 1684 01:36:54,809 --> 01:36:57,479 Cause of death, one hundred kill-thirsty Deadpools. 1685 01:36:57,645 --> 01:36:58,730 They're dumb. 1686 01:36:58,897 --> 01:37:00,648 But they can fight. Not me, though. 1687 01:37:00,815 --> 01:37:03,026 Would love to get in the mix but I have low bone density... 1688 01:37:03,193 --> 01:37:04,694 and I have to keep my face safe. 1689 01:37:05,653 --> 01:37:06,654 -Hold, please. -Oh, God. 1690 01:37:06,821 --> 01:37:08,031 All right. Look. 1691 01:37:08,698 --> 01:37:09,699 Guys! 1692 01:37:10,909 --> 01:37:12,660 Deadpool Prime here. 1693 01:37:12,827 --> 01:37:14,287 -Our fight isn't with you... -Hey! 1694 01:37:14,454 --> 01:37:15,788 When I want your opinion, 1695 01:37:15,955 --> 01:37:18,082 I'll take Wolverine's dick out of your mouth. 1696 01:37:18,249 --> 01:37:19,834 That's Kidpool. She's the dirtiest. 1697 01:37:20,001 --> 01:37:21,252 Can we just be done? 1698 01:37:21,419 --> 01:37:22,962 We're just getting started. 1699 01:37:23,129 --> 01:37:26,424 No, no, no. With the whole multiverse thing. 1700 01:37:27,342 --> 01:37:28,343 It's not great. 1701 01:37:28,510 --> 01:37:29,969 It's just been miss... 1702 01:37:30,428 --> 01:37:31,930 after miss... 1703 01:37:32,096 --> 01:37:33,806 after miss. 1704 01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:36,518 Look, 7The Wizard of Oz did the multiverse first... 1705 01:37:36,684 --> 01:37:38,978 and they did it best. The gays knew it. 1706 01:37:39,437 --> 01:37:40,688 But we didn't listen. 1707 01:37:40,855 --> 01:37:43,608 Let's just take the L and move on. 1708 01:37:43,775 --> 01:37:46,110 I think it's been steadily great since Endgame. 1709 01:37:46,277 --> 01:37:47,737 What are you talking about? 1710 01:37:47,904 --> 01:37:49,364 The multiverse is over. 1711 01:37:49,531 --> 01:37:52,408 Cassandy gonna destroy the fuck outta every timeline. 1712 01:37:52,575 --> 01:37:54,869 -Y'all can't do shit about it. -Do you not get it? 1713 01:37:55,036 --> 01:37:57,247 If we don't go down to the subway and stop her, we all die. 1714 01:37:57,413 --> 01:37:59,666 Say, the boss lady don't want no disturbances. 1715 01:37:59,832 --> 01:38:02,544 You wanna get down to the subway, you gotta go through us. 1716 01:38:02,710 --> 01:38:03,670 Uzi time, baby. 1717 01:38:03,962 --> 01:38:04,963 Uzi time, baby. 1718 01:38:05,129 --> 01:38:06,130 Look alive! 1719 01:38:15,598 --> 01:38:17,267 -I think I'm hit. -No shit. 1720 01:38:17,433 --> 01:38:18,351 You did that on purpose. 1721 01:38:18,518 --> 01:38:20,061 I did no such thing! 1722 01:38:20,228 --> 01:38:21,229 Listen to me, gorgeous. 1723 01:38:21,396 --> 01:38:22,647 How long does it take for you to regenerate? 1724 01:38:22,814 --> 01:38:24,065 Regenerate? 1725 01:38:30,280 --> 01:38:32,073 You really are God's perfect idiot, aren't you? 1726 01:38:32,240 --> 01:38:33,616 -I'm okay. -How dare you! 1727 01:38:33,783 --> 01:38:35,702 You insensitive son of a bitch! 1728 01:38:35,868 --> 01:38:37,787 How was I supposed to know he doesn't regenerate? 1729 01:38:37,954 --> 01:38:39,080 I'm not a medicine woman. 1730 01:38:39,539 --> 01:38:40,790 Look. A donut cart. 1731 01:38:40,957 --> 01:38:42,041 -They're practically hospitals. -What? 1732 01:38:42,208 --> 01:38:44,043 -They sell portable triage units. -They don't. 1733 01:38:44,210 --> 01:38:45,753 -I'm gonna get you to safety. -He's not. 1734 01:38:45,920 --> 01:38:47,088 Deep breath. 1735 01:38:55,471 --> 01:38:57,473 Hey, why are we stopping? 1736 01:38:57,640 --> 01:38:58,850 I'm just catching my breath. 1737 01:38:59,017 --> 01:39:01,603 What, are your legs on vacation? You're dead weight! 1738 01:39:01,769 --> 01:39:03,354 That's because I'm paralyzed. 1739 01:39:03,521 --> 01:39:05,523 We all have problems. Listen to me. 1740 01:39:05,690 --> 01:39:06,691 You're gonna live. 1741 01:39:07,817 --> 01:39:09,068 Look at me, Nicepool. 1742 01:39:13,031 --> 01:39:14,198 You're gonna live. 1743 01:39:14,907 --> 01:39:16,159 Say it! 1744 01:39:16,701 --> 01:39:18,036 I'm gonna live. 1745 01:39:18,328 --> 01:39:20,371 Say it with me. You're gonna live. 1746 01:39:20,538 --> 01:39:22,707 I'm gonna live! 1747 01:39:24,042 --> 01:39:26,085 Say it louder! 1748 01:39:26,252 --> 01:39:27,420 I'm gonna live... 1749 01:39:36,346 --> 01:39:37,347 Hold your fire! 1750 01:39:39,682 --> 01:39:40,975 Sweet little puppy. 1751 01:39:51,819 --> 01:39:54,280 God damn it! I don't think he's gonna make it. 1752 01:39:54,447 --> 01:39:56,532 God, he loved his face. 1753 01:39:56,699 --> 01:39:59,077 I can taste his final thought. 1754 01:39:59,243 --> 01:40:00,787 He was so afraid. 1755 01:40:00,953 --> 01:40:01,913 But he died a hero. 1756 01:40:02,080 --> 01:40:03,998 He died from murder, you dumb fuck. 1757 01:40:04,165 --> 01:40:05,958 And all I have to remember him by... 1758 01:40:06,876 --> 01:40:10,546 are these two gold-plated, .50 caliber Desert Eagle pistoleros. 1759 01:40:11,005 --> 01:40:11,964 This is for him. 1760 01:40:12,590 --> 01:40:13,758 Are you ready? 1761 01:40:14,342 --> 01:40:16,094 I get to kill a hundred yous? 1762 01:40:16,260 --> 01:40:17,470 Fuck yeah, I'm ready. 1763 01:40:18,554 --> 01:40:19,847 Hey, you don't want to see this, bub. 1764 01:40:20,014 --> 01:40:21,307 That's a good girl. 1765 01:40:58,261 --> 01:40:59,637 Holy shit. 1766 01:40:59,804 --> 01:41:01,889 You save the good stuff for special occasions? 1767 01:41:02,056 --> 01:41:03,307 Killing mostly. 1768 01:41:03,474 --> 01:41:05,810 What's the wind resistance on those blowjob handles? 1769 01:41:07,103 --> 01:41:10,356 I'm sorry. I'm just a catty bitch when I'm jealous. 1770 01:41:10,523 --> 01:41:11,774 All right, let's do this. 1771 01:41:12,150 --> 01:41:13,359 Maximum effort. 1772 01:41:53,065 --> 01:41:54,150 You're dead. 1773 01:42:20,051 --> 01:42:21,302 Motherfucker. 1774 01:42:22,220 --> 01:42:23,846 I wish I were deat. 1775 01:42:43,699 --> 01:42:45,535 I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die. 1776 01:42:45,701 --> 01:42:46,744 I don't wanna... 1777 01:43:00,424 --> 01:43:01,592 Come on. 1778 01:43:01,759 --> 01:43:02,760 I blew it. 1779 01:43:02,927 --> 01:43:04,971 After all that, the only thing they're gonna remember... 1780 01:43:05,137 --> 01:43:06,848 is that God awful dismount! 1781 01:43:11,686 --> 01:43:13,187 What you laughing at, you little fucker? 1782 01:43:13,521 --> 01:43:14,647 Uh-oh. 1783 01:43:14,814 --> 01:43:15,857 Uh-oh. 1784 01:43:20,069 --> 01:43:21,654 I guess these ones regenerate. 1785 01:43:23,781 --> 01:43:26,158 Come on. We don't have time for this. 1786 01:43:26,325 --> 01:43:27,368 Deadpools! 1787 01:43:27,535 --> 01:43:28,619 Stand down. 1788 01:43:39,130 --> 01:43:40,631 This Deadpool's with me. 1789 01:43:40,798 --> 01:43:42,008 Oh, no. 1790 01:43:42,174 --> 01:43:43,384 Holy shit. 1791 01:43:43,551 --> 01:43:44,760 That's fuckin' Peter! 1792 01:43:47,972 --> 01:43:49,807 Wait, you... You guys know Peter? 1793 01:43:49,974 --> 01:43:52,101 You kidding me? Every Deadpool has a Peter. 1794 01:43:52,268 --> 01:43:55,855 Shit. Peter's a goddamn legend in every Deadpool's world. 1795 01:43:56,022 --> 01:43:57,106 Peter-san. 1796 01:44:05,489 --> 01:44:07,575 Peter. Peter. Peter. 1797 01:44:13,623 --> 01:44:15,166 Enjoy my Peter. 1798 01:44:42,735 --> 01:44:45,196 Oh, now you're here. Oh, well, you're too late. It's all over. 1799 01:44:45,363 --> 01:44:46,197 Not yet, it's not. 1800 01:44:46,364 --> 01:44:48,032 Whoa. No, no, no. We're very close. 1801 01:44:48,199 --> 01:44:49,533 Homestretch, folks. Promise. 1802 01:44:49,700 --> 01:44:51,202 Quick, let's up the stakes. 1803 01:44:51,369 --> 01:44:52,703 If she steals the Time Ripper's energy... 1804 01:44:52,870 --> 01:44:55,331 she has the power to shred the fabric of all realities... 1805 01:44:55,498 --> 01:44:57,124 until there is nothing left but The Void. 1806 01:44:57,291 --> 01:44:58,250 How do we shut it down? 1807 01:44:58,668 --> 01:44:59,585 I don't know. 1808 01:45:01,337 --> 01:45:02,421 How about now? 1809 01:45:02,588 --> 01:45:03,923 The mask is really intimidating, huh? 1810 01:45:04,090 --> 01:45:06,092 It's like Batman, except he can move his neck. 1811 01:45:06,258 --> 01:45:07,677 Okay, look, look, look. 1812 01:45:09,136 --> 01:45:11,514 The Ripper is fed from a secure chamber below ground. 1813 01:45:11,681 --> 01:45:14,558 It is powered by twin matter and anti-matter feeds... 1814 01:45:14,725 --> 01:45:15,810 converging inside the device. 1815 01:45:15,977 --> 01:45:17,103 Now, Cassandra Nova... 1816 01:45:17,269 --> 01:45:19,438 IS redirecting the Rippers power fo eliminate all timelines. .. 1817 01:45:19,605 --> 01:45:20,606 starting with this one. 1818 01:45:20,773 --> 01:45:22,108 Theoretically, you could stop her... 1819 01:45:22,274 --> 01:45:24,110 by short-circuiting the feeds in the chamber below. 1820 01:45:24,276 --> 01:45:26,654 One of you were to create a circuit between the two feeds... 1821 01:45:26,821 --> 01:45:30,032 then the released power would destroy the machine. 1822 01:45:30,199 --> 01:45:31,993 -But, well, but... -Come on, man. 1823 01:45:32,159 --> 01:45:34,161 If you're not gonna swallow, spit it out. 1824 01:45:34,328 --> 01:45:37,373 Whoever formed the bridge would be annihilated. 1825 01:45:37,540 --> 01:45:38,374 I could live with that. 1826 01:45:38,541 --> 01:45:40,251 Yeah, I could live with that, too, actually. You know, we survive anything. 1827 01:45:40,418 --> 01:45:42,128 -We're like cockroaches. -Not this time. 1828 01:45:42,294 --> 01:45:44,964 This is matter and anti-matter. 1829 01:45:45,131 --> 01:45:47,049 They do not play nicely with each other. 1830 01:45:47,216 --> 01:45:49,969 When they mix in your body you will be atomized. 1831 01:45:50,553 --> 01:45:52,555 Trust the laws of physics if you don't trust me. 1832 01:45:52,722 --> 01:45:54,765 Even if you lived long enough to make the circuit... 1833 01:45:54,932 --> 01:45:57,476 you will die down there. 1834 01:46:22,835 --> 01:46:24,170 Hold off. Hold. 1835 01:46:24,336 --> 01:46:25,838 You heard that asshole upstairs. 1836 01:46:26,005 --> 01:46:30,051 Even if we pull this off, we're dead. Permanently. 1837 01:46:30,676 --> 01:46:31,719 That's why it's got to be me. 1838 01:46:31,886 --> 01:46:32,720 What? 1839 01:46:36,640 --> 01:46:37,475 Look, man... 1840 01:46:38,726 --> 01:46:40,478 you didn't ask for any of this. 1841 01:46:40,936 --> 01:46:42,063 You were right. 1842 01:46:42,396 --> 01:46:43,314 I lied. 1843 01:46:44,273 --> 01:46:45,983 I lied right to your face... 1844 01:46:46,150 --> 01:46:48,027 just to get you to help me. And you did. 1845 01:46:48,944 --> 01:46:50,404 You didn't lie. 1846 01:46:52,406 --> 01:46:53,783 You made an educated wish. 1847 01:46:56,869 --> 01:46:57,703 Come on. 1848 01:46:59,121 --> 01:47:00,873 You got a whole world to go back to. 1849 01:47:02,541 --> 01:47:03,375 I got nothin'. 1850 01:47:05,711 --> 01:47:06,545 I got nothin'. 1851 01:47:11,801 --> 01:47:12,635 Give me this. 1852 01:47:19,809 --> 01:47:21,018 Hey. 1853 01:47:25,523 --> 01:47:27,358 I waited a long time for this team up. 1854 01:47:29,652 --> 01:47:30,611 You know something? 1855 01:47:32,655 --> 01:47:34,156 You were the best Wolverine. 1856 01:47:43,040 --> 01:47:44,834 Say hi to your friends for me. 1857 01:47:56,929 --> 01:47:58,013 No! 1858 01:47:58,180 --> 01:47:59,140 Open the door! 1859 01:47:59,306 --> 01:48:01,934 I can't hear you over all the noble sacrifice. 1860 01:48:02,101 --> 01:48:03,227 Why are you fucking doing this? 1861 01:48:03,394 --> 01:48:06,522 Because I'm Marvel Jesus. 1862 01:48:08,232 --> 01:48:09,233 Or Spock. 1863 01:48:10,484 --> 01:48:11,485 Hard to say. 1864 01:48:16,115 --> 01:48:16,949 Wade! 1865 01:48:17,700 --> 01:48:19,660 You fucking idiot! 1866 01:48:24,832 --> 01:48:25,958 Sorry, I'm just stalling. 1867 01:48:26,125 --> 01:48:28,419 I think I'm nervous about dying. 1868 01:48:29,253 --> 01:48:30,379 This should be me. 1869 01:48:31,088 --> 01:48:32,756 Say hi to my friends for me, peanut. 1870 01:48:32,923 --> 01:48:33,924 Wade! 1871 01:48:34,091 --> 01:48:36,135 You want to be an annoying prick, do it this side! 1872 01:48:36,302 --> 01:48:38,345 You're gonna die in there, you dumb fuck! 1873 01:48:45,352 --> 01:48:47,021 Hey! You don't need to do this. 1874 01:48:47,438 --> 01:48:49,064 I'm not doing it ‘cause I need it. 1875 01:48:50,107 --> 01:48:52,109 I'm doing it because they do. 1876 01:49:03,078 --> 01:49:04,330 No! 1877 01:49:33,692 --> 01:49:35,194 He's not gonna make it. 1878 01:49:43,911 --> 01:49:44,995 It's over. 1879 01:50:52,521 --> 01:50:53,856 The Wolverine. 1880 01:50:54,940 --> 01:50:56,734 He's a hero in my world. 1881 01:50:59,028 --> 01:51:01,530 Whoever you think I am, you got the wrong guy. 1882 01:51:03,073 --> 01:51:04,825 You were always the wrong guy... 1883 01:51:06,368 --> 01:51:07,995 tll you weren'. 1884 01:51:10,039 --> 01:51:11,540 Wade. 1885 01:51:13,459 --> 01:51:18,047 Wade. You can finally, finally, matter. 1886 01:51:34,104 --> 01:51:35,105 Vanessa. 1887 01:51:37,566 --> 01:51:39,401 [ wanna see Vanessa. 1888 01:51:45,699 --> 01:51:49,912 For the first time in my life, I am proud to wear this suit. 1889 01:51:51,121 --> 01:51:52,790 It means I'm an X-Man. 1890 01:51:55,292 --> 01:51:56,877 I am the X-Man. 1891 01:52:40,963 --> 01:52:42,506 Paradox. 1892 01:52:44,341 --> 01:52:45,509 You've been busy. 1893 01:52:45,926 --> 01:52:46,969 Well, somebody had to be. 1894 01:52:47,136 --> 01:52:49,096 We had some strange readings from this location. 1895 01:52:49,263 --> 01:52:52,057 You wouldn't know anything about an unsanctioned Time Ripper, would you? 1896 01:52:53,100 --> 01:52:56,228 No. No. I wouldn't know anything about an unsanctioned Time Ripper. 1897 01:52:56,395 --> 01:52:57,896 Maybe you should ask Cassandra Nova. 1898 01:52:58,063 --> 01:52:58,981 Because I was assured... 1899 01:52:59,148 --> 01:53:01,650 that she was safely held in The Void. But no... 1900 01:53:01,817 --> 01:53:03,861 she was here. And she fondled my brain. 1901 01:53:04,027 --> 01:53:04,945 How did you let this happen? 1902 01:53:05,112 --> 01:53:05,988 You weren't involved at all? 1903 01:53:06,155 --> 01:53:08,657 In stopping her, yes! Yes. I was. 1904 01:53:08,824 --> 01:53:10,367 But, not nearly enough. 1905 01:53:10,534 --> 01:53:12,744 Not as much as the men who went down there after her. 1906 01:53:13,412 --> 01:53:14,496 My men. 1907 01:53:15,247 --> 01:53:16,248 My friends. 1908 01:53:17,666 --> 01:53:18,625 I warned them. 1909 01:53:18,792 --> 01:53:21,962 That they would be completely obliterated if they went. But they went anyway. Like... 1910 01:53:23,755 --> 01:53:24,840 Like heroes. 1911 01:53:26,967 --> 01:53:28,635 Because that's who they were. 1912 01:53:31,513 --> 01:53:32,931 They just did what they had to do. 1913 01:53:34,349 --> 01:53:35,934 With no concern for their own safety. 1914 01:53:39,188 --> 01:53:42,900 The fact that we are all still standing here... 1915 01:53:43,066 --> 01:53:45,777 IS a testament to their heroism. 1916 01:53:49,490 --> 01:53:51,867 Anyway, there's nothing you or I can do to bring them back now. 1917 01:53:53,702 --> 01:53:55,704 He has risen, baby girl. 1918 01:53:55,871 --> 01:53:56,663 Fuck! 1919 01:54:16,183 --> 01:54:17,392 Found your new Anchor Being. 1920 01:54:17,893 --> 01:54:19,853 And we're doing just fine, you piece of shit. 1921 01:54:20,270 --> 01:54:21,355 Mm. Mm-hmm. 1922 01:54:21,730 --> 01:54:23,190 Fine indeed. 1923 01:54:23,357 --> 01:54:27,361 All right. Put your greasy tits away, you preening slut. 1924 01:54:28,237 --> 01:54:29,613 I don't understand. 1925 01:54:29,780 --> 01:54:30,948 How are you two still alive? 1926 01:54:31,114 --> 01:54:33,200 You were right. One of us would have been killed. 1927 01:54:33,367 --> 01:54:36,328 But you put a Deadpool and a Wolverine together... 1928 01:54:36,495 --> 01:54:38,580 make ‘'em hold hands while listening to Madonna... 1929 01:54:38,747 --> 01:54:40,832 indestructible, motherfucker. 1930 01:54:41,333 --> 01:54:43,544 Let's get this Deadpool Variant back to The Void. 1931 01:54:43,710 --> 01:54:45,546 -Wait, hold on. What? -Nope. Actually... 1932 01:54:45,712 --> 01:54:47,256 This one's homegrown, like me. 1933 01:54:47,422 --> 01:54:48,507 He belongs here. 1934 01:54:48,966 --> 01:54:49,883 And you are? 1935 01:54:50,050 --> 01:54:52,594 Peterpool. But you can call me Peter. 1936 01:54:54,221 --> 01:54:55,264 And I hope that you do. 1937 01:55:01,770 --> 01:55:03,188 What the fuck is happening here? 1938 01:55:03,355 --> 01:55:05,023 You are under judgment... 1939 01:55:05,190 --> 01:55:07,067 for operating an unsanctioned Time Ripper. 1940 01:55:07,234 --> 01:55:08,318 -Take him. -I was just doing what... 1941 01:55:08,485 --> 01:55:09,861 you don't have the guts to do. 1942 01:55:10,654 --> 01:55:12,864 Get your insolent hands off me! 1943 01:55:13,031 --> 01:55:13,865 Get off! 1944 01:55:15,117 --> 01:55:16,785 I'm grateful, gentlemen. 1945 01:55:17,619 --> 01:55:18,704 Let's hold the bows. 1946 01:55:18,870 --> 01:55:21,290 You led an Omega-level mutant to this timeline. 1947 01:55:21,456 --> 01:55:23,041 -You're welcome. -And you... 1948 01:55:23,208 --> 01:55:25,085 -shouldn't even be near this timeline. -He's welcome. 1949 01:55:25,377 --> 01:55:28,630 And you look damn good in that suit. 1950 01:55:28,797 --> 01:55:29,798 I'm so sorry. 1951 01:55:34,303 --> 01:55:37,931 I wanna show you something. Something huge. 1952 01:55:38,098 --> 01:55:40,017 That's what Scoutmaster Kevin used to say. 1953 01:55:41,643 --> 01:55:42,644 Do you see that? 1954 01:55:43,395 --> 01:55:45,147 Your universe is regenerating. 1955 01:55:46,064 --> 01:55:47,399 Whatever you did here... 1956 01:55:47,816 --> 01:55:49,693 you not only saved your world. 1957 01:55:50,235 --> 01:55:52,613 You spared your timeline from extinction. 1958 01:55:54,448 --> 01:55:55,532 I'd rest up. 1959 01:55:55,907 --> 01:55:58,285 I have a feeling your work is only just getting started. 1960 01:55:58,452 --> 01:55:59,995 Till you're 90. 1961 01:56:00,162 --> 01:56:00,996 Wait! 1962 01:56:02,456 --> 01:56:05,167 We couldn't have made it out of The Void without some help... 1963 01:56:06,001 --> 01:56:09,880 from some people that the world kind of forgot. 1964 01:56:10,380 --> 01:56:13,759 Is there any way that you could maybe find a way to bring them home? 1965 01:56:15,844 --> 01:56:16,928 I'll see what I can do. 1966 01:56:17,679 --> 01:56:19,556 And I promised my friend here... 1967 01:56:19,973 --> 01:56:23,518 that the TVA could undo some pretty awful shit in his timeline. 1968 01:56:23,685 --> 01:56:24,645 What would you say to that? 1969 01:56:24,978 --> 01:56:26,021 Change the past? 1970 01:56:26,647 --> 01:56:28,607 Well, he did help me save the world. 1971 01:56:28,940 --> 01:56:31,276 And his past made him the man who did it. 1972 01:56:32,361 --> 01:56:34,613 There's nothing to fix, Mr. Wilson. 1973 01:56:36,073 --> 01:56:37,115 Logan. 1974 01:56:40,619 --> 01:56:41,411 Shawarma?? 1975 01:56:41,578 --> 01:56:42,412 -I could eat. -Yeah. 1976 01:56:52,255 --> 01:56:54,549 You know, the Avengers discovered shawarma. 1977 01:56:55,550 --> 01:56:57,177 They'd be lucky to have you. 1978 01:57:04,559 --> 01:57:06,561 -Oh. -Oh, come on. 1979 01:57:06,728 --> 01:57:07,771 Fuck off! 1980 01:57:08,939 --> 01:57:13,652 Come here, my little cunchkin. Yes, it's you. You're a survivor. 1981 01:57:15,070 --> 01:57:16,863 Oh, all is right in the world. 1982 01:57:18,156 --> 01:57:19,157 Yes, it is. 1983 01:57:20,951 --> 01:57:22,119 So what are you gonna do next? 1984 01:57:23,745 --> 01:57:25,747 I'll figure it out. I always do. 1985 01:57:26,623 --> 01:57:27,457 All right. 1986 01:57:28,792 --> 01:57:30,043 So I'll probably see you around? 1987 01:57:35,090 --> 01:57:35,924 Probably not. 1988 01:57:39,428 --> 01:57:40,262 See you, bub. 1989 01:57:50,021 --> 01:57:51,022 Logan. 1990 01:57:57,612 --> 01:57:59,281 Al. I'm back. 1991 01:57:59,865 --> 01:58:01,116 About damn time. 1992 01:58:01,491 --> 01:58:02,325 You holdin'? 1993 01:58:02,492 --> 01:58:04,244 I'm all outta devil's dandruff... 1994 01:58:04,411 --> 01:58:07,122 -and I'm shaking like an angry vibrator. -Thank you, Al. 1995 01:58:07,289 --> 01:58:08,165 We have company. 1996 01:58:09,040 --> 01:58:10,542 Althea, this is... 1997 01:58:11,293 --> 01:58:12,335 This is Logan. 1998 01:58:12,502 --> 01:58:13,545 Nice to meet you, Logan. 1999 01:58:13,712 --> 01:58:14,546 Nice to meet you, too. 2000 01:58:14,713 --> 01:58:18,258 And this little ancient anal shit-knot is Mary Puppins. 2001 01:58:18,425 --> 01:58:20,719 Or as I like to call her, Dogpool. 2002 01:58:20,886 --> 01:58:22,554 You want to treat yourself to a little stroke? 2003 01:58:24,222 --> 01:58:27,267 -Get the tongue. There it is. -Oh, my God! Motherfucker! 2004 01:58:27,434 --> 01:58:31,146 Right? It's like an armadillo fucked a gremlin, angrily... 2005 01:58:31,313 --> 01:58:32,606 in a bed of gonorrhea... 2006 01:58:32,773 --> 01:58:35,150 -Wow. -...and didn't stop till the sun came up. 2007 01:58:36,443 --> 01:58:38,028 Everyone wants to matter. 2008 01:58:38,945 --> 01:58:41,573 Turns out that you don't need fo be Marvel Jesus fo do it 2009 01:58:42,407 --> 01:58:44,659 You just need fo open your eyes and look around. 2010 01:58:45,368 --> 01:58:46,369 And if you're lucky... 2011 01:58:47,370 --> 01:58:48,789 you'll find a few friends. 2012 01:58:49,247 --> 01:58:50,373 O/ld friends. .. 2013 01:58:51,374 --> 01:58:53,084 and some new ones [(oo. 2014 01:58:57,798 --> 01:58:59,758 Give me the fucking dog. Talk to the girl. 2015 01:59:10,227 --> 01:59:11,353 Well, hi. 2016 01:59:11,520 --> 01:59:12,354 Hi. 2017 01:59:15,190 --> 01:59:16,191 You've been busy. 2018 01:59:19,277 --> 01:59:20,779 I did it for you. 2019 01:59:22,823 --> 01:59:25,116 And even if you don't want me, I did it for you. 2020 01:59:34,543 --> 01:59:35,544 It turns out. .. 2021 01:59:36,253 --> 01:59:37,629 [ am the world-saving type. 2022 01:59:38,588 --> 01:59:40,590 Just look around this table if you want proof. 2023 01:59:41,591 --> 01:59:42,551 And the best part? 2024 01:59:43,510 --> 01:59:45,262 Sometimes the people we save... 2025 01:59:46,304 --> 01:59:48,473 well, they save us right back. 2026 02:00:27,971 --> 02:00:30,098 You're not the only one with gifts. 2027 02:00:30,265 --> 02:00:31,433 What is this place? 2028 02:01:00,462 --> 02:01:01,296 Nice suit. 2029 02:01:01,463 --> 02:01:02,339 Zip it, Stan Lee. 2030 02:01:11,264 --> 02:01:13,808 I really like the, the art in the Deadpool comics. 2031 02:01:13,975 --> 02:01:16,227 You know, [ just always felt a kind of a kinship to him. 2032 02:01:16,394 --> 02:01:19,105 And I just thought, I'd like to play that guy someday. 2033 02:01:47,926 --> 02:01:50,428 I was there for three weeks before I shot a single thing. 2034 02:01:50,845 --> 02:01:52,389 At our first day of shooting... 2035 02:01:52,931 --> 02:01:54,432 / was so nervous, man. 2036 02:01:55,016 --> 02:01:57,102 Everyone was sort of going, "Who's this guy?” 2037 02:01:57,268 --> 02:01:59,104 You know, there was a lot of that and... 2038 02:01:59,270 --> 02:02:02,732 you know, "Is he gonna deliver or not?" You can feel all that kind of pressure. 2039 02:02:04,067 --> 02:02:07,320 It's always the suit's fault. Never the actor. 2040 02:02:16,121 --> 02:02:17,497 -This is... -The only way. 2041 02:02:26,923 --> 02:02:28,842 So this is what it feels like. 2042 02:02:31,386 --> 02:02:33,013 And there's the lights. 2043 02:02:33,179 --> 02:02:34,431 For medical research. 2044 02:02:35,056 --> 02:02:36,975 -Bye-bye, video. -Bye. 2045 02:06:51,020 --> 02:06:54,899 I'm tired of these absolutely vile rumors that I got Johnny killed. 2046 02:06:55,984 --> 02:06:57,026 Let's look at the tape. 2047 02:06:58,236 --> 02:06:59,445 /n The Void... 2048 02:06:59,612 --> 02:07:01,406 you're either food for Alioth. .. 2049 02:07:01,572 --> 02:07:02,699 or you work for her. 2050 02:07:05,868 --> 02:07:06,786 Go on, Johnny. 2051 02:07:07,328 --> 02:07:08,454 And I'll tell you who "her" is. 2052 02:07:08,955 --> 02:07:09,831 Cassandra Nova. 2053 02:07:09,998 --> 02:07:12,166 A megalomaniacal, psychotic asshole. 2054 02:07:12,333 --> 02:07:16,045 A finger licking dead-inside pixie slab of third rate dime-store nut-milk. 2055 02:07:16,212 --> 02:07:17,755 -And I'll tell you what she can do. -I'm listening. 2056 02:07:17,922 --> 02:07:19,799 She can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean... 2057 02:07:19,966 --> 02:07:21,467 and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. 2058 02:07:21,634 --> 02:07:23,845 In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and... 2059 02:07:24,012 --> 02:07:25,888 pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon. 2060 02:07:26,055 --> 02:07:29,017 If the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum-gutter existence... 2061 02:07:29,183 --> 02:07:31,936 is light that fuck-box on fire, I still won't die happy. 2062 02:07:32,103 --> 02:07:33,855 Holy shit, girl. You crazy. 2063 02:07:34,022 --> 02:07:35,648 That's right, Wade. I won't be happy until... 2064 02:07:35,815 --> 02:07:37,775 I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse... 2065 02:07:37,942 --> 02:07:39,569 and husk-fucked the charred remains... 2066 02:07:39,736 --> 02:07:41,487 while gargling Juggernaut's juggernuts. 2067 02:07:41,654 --> 02:07:43,031 -Wow! -And you can quote me. 2068 02:07:43,197 --> 02:07:44,032 'Kay. 2069 02:07:44,782 --> 02:07:46,075 Got you, fuckface.