1 00:00:35,850 --> 00:00:42,750 Thinking love is always new when lovers tape up sand. 2 00:00:44,450 --> 00:00:50,350 Like a pattern of palms and gold, and you just can't stop the flow. 3 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,280 We just can't stop. 4 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,000 I must admit, I do feel slightly out of place here. 5 00:02:42,540 --> 00:02:45,620 Well, the majority of my readers are women, but I won't hold that against 6 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:49,860 you. I just had to meet the woman that shares the same optimistic view of love 7 00:02:49,860 --> 00:02:51,520 as I have. Here's to your fellow fool. 8 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,580 Jack. Jack Mandel. 9 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:55,460 Jack. 10 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:56,900 What? 11 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:58,220 Birching. 12 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,040 Kathleen. 13 00:03:02,260 --> 00:03:03,260 Care to search together? 14 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:05,360 Pardon me? 15 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:06,500 Would you? 16 00:03:07,470 --> 00:03:10,410 Would you at all be interested in having dinner with me tomorrow night? 17 00:03:10,850 --> 00:03:12,770 Please, don't think about it. 18 00:03:13,130 --> 00:03:14,530 A spontaneous response. 19 00:03:14,810 --> 00:03:15,830 So much more honest. 20 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:19,450 Okay, then, um... Yes. 21 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:20,668 Yes, I would. 22 00:03:20,670 --> 00:03:21,649 You will? 23 00:03:21,650 --> 00:03:22,650 Sure, why not? 24 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:25,950 But I have to warn you, since you made the first move, I had to make the 25 00:03:25,950 --> 00:03:26,970 second. Fine. 26 00:03:27,450 --> 00:03:28,450 You pick the place. 27 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,310 Okay. 28 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:42,640 That I picked to play. 29 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:45,180 Well, here. 30 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:46,680 Now. 31 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:50,640 I 32 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:58,260 just 33 00:03:58,260 --> 00:04:05,200 love the classics, 34 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:06,280 don't you? 35 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,480 I said you pick the place. 36 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:28,060 Oh, yeah. 37 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:29,600 Sure. 38 00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:31,060 Here's my number. 39 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:34,840 But you call me to confirm, okay? 40 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:02,439 Hi, Sid. 41 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,440 What's up, baby? 42 00:08:03,580 --> 00:08:04,580 What's up? 43 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:10,280 A million readers, my agent, my publisher, and hopefully Mr. Right after 44 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:11,960 tonight. Gonna get lucky. 45 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,160 Gonna get lucky. 46 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:14,900 We'll see. 47 00:08:15,540 --> 00:08:18,860 But if not, I guess I could write this off as a business expense. 48 00:08:20,180 --> 00:08:21,460 No writing tonight, Sid. 49 00:08:21,660 --> 00:08:22,840 This girl's gonna party. 50 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,320 It didn't cancel on me. Please don't let him cancel. 51 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:28,520 You have three new messages. 52 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:29,899 Hi, Kathy. 53 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,660 Josh, how's the new book coming along? 54 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,679 I'll tell you what, Josh. How about you do 10% of the writing this time and earn 55 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:36,679 your commission? 56 00:08:37,340 --> 00:08:38,340 Kathleen, this is Jack. 57 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:39,860 You are not canceling. 58 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:42,280 I'm just going to confirm our dinner today. 59 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,159 I'm really looking forward to it. 60 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,680 I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since the Barnes and Noble 61 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:48,680 signing. 62 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:52,620 I hope I wasn't too pushy, but, hey, I suppose a lot of people meet in 63 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:53,620 bookstores. 64 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,280 Anyway, I'm still at the office. 65 00:08:55,580 --> 00:08:57,780 Give me a call and let me know where and when you want to meet. 66 00:08:58,460 --> 00:08:59,460 I'll be getting it. 67 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:00,520 How do you hear around six? 68 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,020 Oh, no, you won't. Douglas' computer just crashed. 69 00:09:04,340 --> 00:09:05,760 What the hell are you talking about? 70 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,280 What part didn't you understand? 71 00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:11,280 Listen, lover boy, we've got the presentation to Anderson tomorrow, and 72 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,960 without the computer, it's going to take all night to put this together. 73 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:17,900 I've got plans this evening, Bernie. Well, you've just canceled them. 74 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:21,740 Up for a game of cards, Sid? 75 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:23,440 Hold on, baby. 76 00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:24,740 Hold on. 77 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:33,580 Why didn't I take his number, Sid? 78 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,340 I swear to God, it's society's fault. 79 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:39,500 Society says that men are supposed to be the aggressors. 80 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,420 If women come on too strong, we scare them off. 81 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,780 It's this whole stupid game we're forced to play. 82 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:49,000 God, if we could just turn the tables once, just once. 83 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,000 And 84 00:09:51,000 --> 00:10:00,560 the 85 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:01,760 name of the game is... 86 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:07,770 Double or nothing. 87 00:10:10,450 --> 00:10:15,630 Las Vegas, where the size of a person's heart is measured by the size of their 88 00:10:15,630 --> 00:10:16,630 bank account. 89 00:10:17,870 --> 00:10:21,650 A town devoted to making you feel rich as it drains you dry. 90 00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:24,510 A desert disguised as no wasteland. 91 00:10:27,430 --> 00:10:30,430 Meet Melissa Lamb, a woman on a mission. 92 00:10:35,690 --> 00:10:39,170 My mother always said if I played my cards right, I could accomplish 93 00:10:39,170 --> 00:10:40,170 anything. 94 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,070 If mom only knew. 95 00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:11,350 I'm Melissa Lamb. 96 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:13,570 I'm here for the computer call. 97 00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:16,230 Room 157. 98 00:11:16,450 --> 00:11:17,450 Okay. 99 00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:19,350 Thank you. 100 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:25,980 Let the game begin. 101 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,120 So, what are the rules? 102 00:12:44,370 --> 00:12:46,950 Closest one to 21 without going over wins. 103 00:12:48,150 --> 00:12:50,330 Your face cards are 10-point value. 104 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,490 Your A's are either 1 or 11. 105 00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:54,450 Together they make a blackjack. 106 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:55,890 If you get it, you win double. 107 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:57,710 $10 limit. 108 00:12:58,290 --> 00:12:59,790 Be careful. He's hot tonight. 109 00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:01,130 That's okay. 110 00:13:01,210 --> 00:13:02,210 So am I. 111 00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:17,330 Get into that guy again. 112 00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:19,009 Doesn't last. 113 00:13:19,010 --> 00:13:20,310 You're only a beginner once. 114 00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:23,370 It's like your virginity. You can only lose it once. 115 00:13:24,410 --> 00:13:26,630 Well, while you're behind, I always say. 116 00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:35,070 Sorry, folks. After this game, it is a $200 limit. 117 00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:37,930 Jesus, talk about inflation. 118 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:48,689 Any rules? 119 00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:52,510 When you deal two cards with the equivalent point value, you can split. 120 00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:54,770 That means you are playing two separate hands. 121 00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:58,250 Tens are a good split if you increase the chance of winning twice as much. 122 00:13:58,710 --> 00:13:59,730 Or lose twice. 123 00:14:01,230 --> 00:14:05,250 God damn it. 124 00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:08,990 Hell, I'd have better luck playing 52 pick up with my butt cheeks. 125 00:14:12,490 --> 00:14:13,490 So now what? 126 00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:15,650 Well, now the table is $200 limit. 127 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,900 There's still ten $5 tables down at the casino. 128 00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:21,740 What's the matter? Don't think you can handle me? 129 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,820 Hey, I'm game if you are. It's your money. 130 00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:28,120 Deal the cards, Jane. 131 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:30,640 You're lucky, huh? 132 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:33,020 Who knows? 133 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,100 Maybe we'll both be lucky tonight. 134 00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:41,100 Hit me. 135 00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:45,940 What brings you to Vegas? 136 00:14:46,420 --> 00:14:47,420 Goodness. 137 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,120 Curiosity. 138 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,360 Hit me. 139 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,080 You know, I've seen a lot of people like you come through here. 140 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:54,840 There's a broad statement. 141 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:56,480 You don't even know me. 142 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,140 I make calculated guesses. 143 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,320 Hit. 144 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,580 Dealer stays at 17. 145 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:08,260 Why? 146 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:09,560 Don't want to take a chance? 147 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,320 I'm just obeying the rules. 148 00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:14,570 Dealer has to stay on 17 and hit on 16 or lower. 149 00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:16,870 So, tell me about me. 150 00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:25,250 Say, you're a woman on a business trip looking to add a little excitement into 151 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,250 your life. 152 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:31,510 Usually pretty conservative, but got dressed up tonight to go on a night out 153 00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:32,510 in the town. 154 00:15:37,030 --> 00:15:38,030 Are you sure? 155 00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:39,930 What's this? 156 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,780 A dealer looking out for my well-being? 157 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,040 That's unheard of in Vegas, isn't it? 158 00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:47,900 I just don't want to be responsible for ruining the rest of your trip. 159 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,520 I learned a long time ago money isn't everything. 160 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:52,720 I know that's right. 161 00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:01,780 Split. 162 00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:04,460 Now, when you split, it's going to cost you double the bet. 163 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:08,080 Well, I would, but you see, there's a slight problem. 164 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:14,770 Melissa. My name's Melissa. 165 00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:17,990 Well, Melissa, I can't help you. 166 00:16:18,490 --> 00:16:21,810 Look, James, I have a proposition for you. 167 00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:24,650 Remember when I said money isn't everything? 168 00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:28,290 Okay, here's the offer. 169 00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:33,090 I win on both hands, I get $400. I lose, you get me. 170 00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:36,830 After your shift's over, room 157. 171 00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:40,170 You know... 172 00:16:42,570 --> 00:16:43,850 I could get in a lot of trouble for that. 173 00:16:44,430 --> 00:16:46,050 Come on, it's a simple wager. 174 00:16:46,810 --> 00:16:47,810 Sticks are me. 175 00:16:49,410 --> 00:16:50,410 Double or nothing. 176 00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:54,890 You're serious? 177 00:16:56,390 --> 00:17:00,490 What? I'm a mature, responsible, independent working woman willing to 178 00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:01,490 take a gamble this evening. 179 00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:03,730 Are you man enough to accept? 180 00:17:16,109 --> 00:17:17,170 Let's see what we have over here. 181 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,010 You play the odds, right? 182 00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:25,970 Rules are rules. 183 00:17:26,869 --> 00:17:27,869 Hit me. 184 00:17:30,490 --> 00:17:31,490 Stay. 185 00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:35,710 You must admit, with these stakes, it makes the game a lot more exciting. 186 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:41,310 16. You have to hit. 187 00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:45,390 Now, if nothing else, I have taught you the game of blackjack this evening. 188 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:04,660 If you have any reservations about it, I am not going to afford it. What time do 189 00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:05,599 we get off? 190 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,600 Midnight. 191 00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:08,960 Good. I'll see you then, James. 192 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,580 Do you remember the room number? 193 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,040 157. 194 00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:29,050 And so, as Jim anticipates his midnight rendezvous with Melissa, his fantasies 195 00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:30,850 consume him for the rest of his shift. 196 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:36,230 Suddenly, the cards and players are lost in a blur of the passion which rises 197 00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:37,230 within him. 198 00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:42,510 And all he can think about is feeling her soft skin, tasting her lips, 199 00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:44,870 unleashing his desire. 200 00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:04,120 Thank you, and enjoy the rest of the evening. 201 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,200 You can't leave now. I'm just getting warmed up. 202 00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:07,420 So am I. 203 00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:08,740 Hi, I'm Sally. 204 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,140 Hey, Henry, what's up? Your shift you sent to? 205 00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:19,760 No, I got off about an hour ago. Just been hanging out at the bar. 206 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,580 How'd it go for you, Sidney? 207 00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:26,080 You know, it was very, very unusual, but extremely enjoyable. 208 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000 I hear you. 209 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:32,380 You know, whatever happened to you tonight, I can bet you five to one, that 210 00:21:32,380 --> 00:21:34,800 he could never, never beat Mark Kelly. 211 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:36,680 All right. 212 00:21:36,980 --> 00:21:38,940 We'll just have to prepare notes tomorrow, man. 213 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:40,920 Sorry, man, I don't get to tell. 214 00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:42,960 Oh, I see. 215 00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:47,740 The Casanova of confidentiality. I respect that. 216 00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:50,680 We should give it a try. Maybe I will. 217 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:55,600 But for right now, all I know is she's beautiful, sexy. 218 00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:04,460 I'm going up too. 219 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:08,700 So where are you headed? 220 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,080 Down to my goddess's room. 221 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,280 How about you? 222 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,520 The thing? 223 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,340 What the hell do you think you're doing? 224 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,420 I'm waiting for you to step aside so I can knock on my dream girl's door. I 225 00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:22,700 think you have the wrong room. No, I think you got the wrong room. 226 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,160 Come in. 227 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:30,560 Hi, boys. 228 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,780 Hey, what's going on here? I thought we had a deal. 229 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,220 We do. 230 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:36,980 So does Henry. 231 00:22:38,460 --> 00:22:40,440 I'm afraid I wasn't very lucky tonight. 232 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,100 But then again, maybe I was. 233 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,100 And she beat you too? One night with her, she lost. 234 00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:50,960 She told me to be down here at midnight. 235 00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:53,220 Remember, rules are rules. 236 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,060 It was double or nothing in the casino. 237 00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:58,660 Well, the same rules apply here. 238 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,680 In double? 239 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:03,700 Or nothing. 240 00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:07,300 Well, I'm not leaving. 241 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,460 Hey, I am not backing down. 242 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:11,180 Good. 243 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,160 Come on, then. 244 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:38,290 Yes. 245 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,070 Thanks, guys, for letting me live out a fantasy. 246 00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:26,930 Well, that's what this city was built for. 247 00:26:27,730 --> 00:26:30,730 But I just want to know, whose table did you come to first? 248 00:26:31,410 --> 00:26:33,510 Yeah, and what would have happened if you'd have won those rounds? 249 00:26:34,870 --> 00:26:35,870 Wait. 250 00:26:36,170 --> 00:26:40,990 If she lost money at your table and then she lost at my table, that means she ran 251 00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:41,990 out of money twice. 252 00:26:42,670 --> 00:26:43,670 Mm-hmm. 253 00:26:44,890 --> 00:26:45,890 We've been had. 254 00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:47,430 Yeah. 255 00:26:47,550 --> 00:26:50,510 I'll tell you what, this is the type of scam I like. 256 00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:54,720 So you know what you were going to do before you even came to Las Vegas? 257 00:26:55,300 --> 00:27:00,280 Well, I don't know, but I know what we're going to do now. 258 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,560 Again? You act so surprised. Do you remember the agreement? 259 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,420 Double or nothing. 260 00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:08,620 Yeah. 261 00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:14,740 And now I am pleased to announce a special lecture on the future of 262 00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:17,880 development of the home computer by our very own Melissa Lamb. 263 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:19,520 Thank you, Jennifer. 264 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,640 I'd just like to start off by saying that in this day and age of ever 265 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,840 -changing technology, it is good to remember that every advancement began 266 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:29,840 with a gamble. 267 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,500 For it is during a time of great risk when some of the most rewarding 268 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:35,980 situations arise. 269 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:41,460 My mother always said, you don't get to the top by making foolish bets. 270 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,300 One should always double your chances. 271 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,540 I, for one, have found that motto words to live by. 272 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,820 What do you think, Sid? Should I get it? 273 00:27:55,460 --> 00:27:57,920 I don't think so. 274 00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:03,380 Hello? 275 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,480 I got stuck in the office. 276 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,740 Can you ever forgive me? Well, that depends. 277 00:28:08,780 --> 00:28:11,220 Why don't you come over, play hand of cards, and we'll see. 278 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,560 You play cards? 279 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:13,579 A little. 280 00:28:13,580 --> 00:28:15,260 But I'm thinking about playing a lot more often. 281 00:28:15,980 --> 00:28:18,020 Is there any way we can get together tomorrow night? 282 00:28:18,620 --> 00:28:19,720 Only if you can fly to Boston. 283 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,800 I've got another book signing there on Thursday. 284 00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:28,240 Flight 216 on United leaving JFK at 6. Why? 285 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:32,100 I don't believe in standing people up, especially people I really care about. 286 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:33,320 You hardly even know me. 287 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,680 That could be remedied. 288 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,540 Keep tomorrow night in Boston open. 289 00:28:37,140 --> 00:28:38,460 You show up, I'll be available. 290 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,220 Can't ask for more than that. 291 00:28:40,580 --> 00:28:41,580 See you soon. 292 00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:42,700 See ya. 293 00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:46,840 Gonna get lucky? 294 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:47,959 Gonna get lucky? 295 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,720 Who knows what waits for us in the cards? 296 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,120 Thanks for the update, Sid. 297 00:29:14,060 --> 00:29:15,840 Couldn't find a parent sitter, so I had to bring him along. 298 00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:21,780 None of these people, if you don't shut up. 299 00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:24,220 Thank you. 300 00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:31,960 We've got to stop meeting like this. 301 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,480 I was in the neighborhood. 302 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:35,760 I thought you were from New York. 303 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:37,860 I was driving by JFK. 304 00:29:38,340 --> 00:29:40,680 When you're near an airport, every place is in the neighborhood. 305 00:29:41,930 --> 00:29:42,930 So are we on tonight? 306 00:29:43,050 --> 00:29:44,150 I sure hope so. 307 00:29:44,830 --> 00:29:46,970 I know an interesting little nightclub in town. 308 00:29:47,610 --> 00:29:52,010 A bit unusual, but since you're a writer, I thought you might appreciate 309 00:29:52,010 --> 00:29:53,010 new things. 310 00:29:53,910 --> 00:29:55,850 Well, I'm off at 8. 311 00:29:56,330 --> 00:29:57,450 Shall we say 9.30? 312 00:29:58,010 --> 00:29:59,150 Well, I've signed your book. 313 00:29:59,790 --> 00:30:01,270 Now you sign mine with the address. 314 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,120 9.30 then. 315 00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:15,859 See ya. 316 00:30:15,860 --> 00:30:16,759 Action and romance. 317 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:17,619 Action and romance. 318 00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:19,080 Everybody wants it. Everybody wants it. 319 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:20,500 Hi, how you doing? 320 00:30:20,740 --> 00:30:21,740 Good. 321 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,600 Hi. 322 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,380 Good evening. Table for two, please. 323 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:42,680 Follow me. 324 00:30:45,930 --> 00:30:49,970 Ladies and gentlemen, the Baystone is proud to present the very outrageous, 325 00:30:50,170 --> 00:30:54,970 very risque, adults-only performance of world-renowned hypnotist Mr. 326 00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:56,270 Harry Mitchell. 327 00:30:57,650 --> 00:31:02,110 Good evening. What I need out here is a good crowd tonight because, as you may 328 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,150 or may not know, you are the show. 329 00:31:04,590 --> 00:31:08,810 I will take five volunteers from the audience, hypnotize them with a few 330 00:31:08,810 --> 00:31:11,090 minor suggestions. We will see what transpires. 331 00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:12,920 But please keep this in mind. 332 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:17,120 Hypnotism is just a method to lessen the person's inhibitions, much like the 333 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,340 cocktails you have in front of you. 334 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,700 And like alcohol, it affects everybody a little differently. 335 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:26,920 However, unlike alcohol, if a person does not want to be hypnotized, it won't 336 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,800 work. Don't you wish a hangover the next morning was that simple? 337 00:31:30,340 --> 00:31:34,100 In short, a hypnotized subject will not perform or do anything they would not 338 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:35,480 normally do in the first place. 339 00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:37,920 Hypnotism cannot change a person's nature. 340 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,400 However... Never judge a book by its cover. 341 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,520 And with that said, I need five volunteers who are willing to go under 342 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,680 my influence. 343 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:53,840 Okay. One, two, three, four, five. You first. 344 00:31:57,340 --> 00:31:58,340 Right this way. 345 00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:05,040 Sit down, my friend. 346 00:32:06,580 --> 00:32:11,170 Okay. And even though this is an adult show, Check everything in good taste. 347 00:32:11,770 --> 00:32:14,470 It has yet to happen, but you can certainly try, right? 348 00:32:15,170 --> 00:32:16,690 Okay, you want to make fools out of yourself? 349 00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:18,850 You're not going to make a fool out of me. 350 00:32:19,150 --> 00:32:20,230 We'll just see about that. 351 00:32:20,970 --> 00:32:21,970 Watch the light. 352 00:32:22,550 --> 00:32:23,850 Concentrate on the light. 353 00:32:24,650 --> 00:32:26,870 Just follow the light with your eyes. 354 00:32:27,650 --> 00:32:29,230 You are totally relaxed. 355 00:32:30,730 --> 00:32:31,730 Relax. 356 00:32:32,530 --> 00:32:33,530 Relax. 357 00:32:34,430 --> 00:32:35,430 Good. 358 00:32:36,070 --> 00:32:38,430 Now think of a place far away. 359 00:32:39,450 --> 00:32:42,190 Professional name. A meadow with a gentle brook. 360 00:32:43,270 --> 00:32:45,750 A warm, lazy summer day. 361 00:32:46,070 --> 00:32:49,710 Just myself. We're totally at ease. And feel good. 362 00:32:51,510 --> 00:32:52,510 Relax. 363 00:32:53,630 --> 00:32:55,990 Now concentrate on my voice. 364 00:32:57,410 --> 00:32:58,410 Relax. 365 00:32:59,370 --> 00:33:02,590 You will listen and obey only the sound of my voice. 366 00:33:02,950 --> 00:33:06,250 Is that understood? If yes, everybody nod your head. 367 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:09,620 Wonderful. 368 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,360 So what's in store for these people tonight? What humiliations? Take the 369 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,380 girl straight back! 370 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,660 Ah, yes, another classy late-night crowd. 371 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,800 You will state your name left going to right. 372 00:33:21,380 --> 00:33:22,380 Richard. 373 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:25,500 Morgan. 374 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,680 Cindy. 375 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,160 Lenny. 376 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:36,860 Richard, every time you hear the word again, you will crow like a rooster. Do 377 00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:37,860 you understand? 378 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,180 Cindy, hearing Richard Crow is the most exciting sound you've ever heard. It 379 00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:47,420 makes you so wet that you can't stand it. Do you understand? 380 00:33:49,580 --> 00:33:51,460 Hey, buddy, that's my girlfriend. 381 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,420 Don't worry, friend, the nudity will only be in her mind. 382 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,540 Yeah, well, it damn well better. Relax, I've got some great time-lapse additions 383 00:33:57,540 --> 00:33:58,820 for you when you're in bed with her. 384 00:33:59,610 --> 00:34:02,010 Lenny, you're going to be Cindy's fantasy lover. 385 00:34:02,350 --> 00:34:03,350 Do you understand? 386 00:34:05,450 --> 00:34:09,010 Morgan, when I give the word, you will be a world-renowned big-game hunter. 387 00:34:10,409 --> 00:34:13,650 Sharon, you are in the Riviera on a famous nude beach. 388 00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:17,090 Okay, now I need a setting and a couple of activities. Are there any 389 00:34:17,090 --> 00:34:19,170 suggestions? A beach. Having sex. Movie theater. 390 00:34:19,489 --> 00:34:21,010 Nude twister. A jungle. 391 00:34:21,690 --> 00:34:22,690 Monkey theater. 392 00:34:22,830 --> 00:34:26,770 Nude aerobics. Cindy, you are in a hotel bedroom in Egypt. 393 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,520 Having sex with your dream lover, Lenny. 394 00:35:12,460 --> 00:35:16,220 passion for Cindy grows more and more with each breath. 395 00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:06,980 Sharon, you are on the Riviera on a famous new beach. Can you see it? 396 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,420 Morgan, you're an explorer hunting through the mysterious jungles of 397 00:36:42,420 --> 00:36:43,420 Africa. 398 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:54,880 Well, 399 00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,640 I guess those suggestions worked. Should we continue on this path, or should we 400 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:01,640 begin again? 401 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:38,280 When I snap my fingers, you will all reawaken feeling refreshed. 402 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,940 All hypnotic suggestions will be canceled. 403 00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:45,720 Nothing will stay in effect except for the memory that you all had a great time 404 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:46,720 this evening. 405 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,540 Everybody have a nice evening. Hope to see you all again. 406 00:38:56,820 --> 00:38:58,180 Why is everyone looking at me? 407 00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:02,160 And remember, all reality takes place in the mind's eye. 408 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,120 Boom. 409 00:39:37,779 --> 00:39:38,960 Can I help you? 410 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:42,300 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to disturb you. 411 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:43,880 Do you recognize me? 412 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:45,640 Should I? 413 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:46,800 I watched your show. 414 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,080 Very impressive. 415 00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:50,260 Well, thank you. We had a good group of volunteers tonight. 416 00:39:50,620 --> 00:39:51,840 Can I ask you a question? 417 00:39:52,340 --> 00:39:55,420 Sure. Does this hypnotism crap really work? 418 00:39:55,840 --> 00:40:00,160 Well, like I said before, only if the person is willing to let it work. And if 419 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,880 they do, how well does it work? Well, everybody responds. 420 00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:17,610 Why? Because I want you to hypnotize someone for me, Harry. 421 00:40:18,570 --> 00:40:20,810 Out of the question. I don't get involved in personal matters. 422 00:40:21,050 --> 00:40:24,930 It's way too dangerous, and I refuse to try to hypnotize anybody against their 423 00:40:24,930 --> 00:40:28,710 will. Number one, it won't work. And number two, that's illegal. 424 00:40:28,990 --> 00:40:31,010 But it's not against anybody's will, Harry. 425 00:40:31,270 --> 00:40:32,690 I want you to hypnotize me. 426 00:40:48,170 --> 00:40:50,450 Can't you wait till we get home? No, I cannot wait. 427 00:40:50,810 --> 00:40:54,670 I don't know what happened to me on that stage, but I am so hot. 428 00:40:58,110 --> 00:40:59,410 Isn't that the girl from your show? 429 00:41:02,570 --> 00:41:03,670 Somebody's going to see us out here. 430 00:41:04,210 --> 00:41:08,710 Are you sure you want to do this? I thought you were in danger. 431 00:41:12,410 --> 00:41:16,770 Just imagine what you'd be like if I started crawling. 432 00:41:19,069 --> 00:41:20,069 Just have to be. 433 00:41:54,730 --> 00:41:55,730 Let's go to Snapchat. 434 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,240 about your suggestions not really having any effect? 435 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,660 Well, it's only a coincidence. Some people get turned on by riding the 436 00:43:43,660 --> 00:43:44,519 roller coaster. 437 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,020 True, but I'm not one of them. 438 00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:50,420 I've been married three years, Mr. Mitchell, and somewhere during that time 439 00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:51,780 the passion went out of my marriage. 440 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,400 I can sense my husband losing interest. 441 00:43:55,260 --> 00:43:56,260 Then he's a fool. 442 00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,260 It's our sex life, Harry. 443 00:43:58,860 --> 00:44:03,180 I know he wants me to let loose in the bedroom, and I want to, but I just can't 444 00:44:03,180 --> 00:44:04,180 get into it. 445 00:44:04,750 --> 00:44:07,090 I need help freeing my wild side. 446 00:44:08,110 --> 00:44:11,910 I need to relax, and I think you're just the person to help me do that. 447 00:44:12,710 --> 00:44:15,810 Well, will you help me save my marriage? 448 00:44:17,790 --> 00:44:21,430 That's not really my thing. I mean, maybe a couple of years ago I could, 449 00:44:21,490 --> 00:44:22,650 but... I have money. 450 00:44:23,350 --> 00:44:26,710 All I'm asking for you to do is turn me on. Is that too much? 451 00:44:27,670 --> 00:44:30,870 No, I guess not, but I mean, like, you really have to want to. 452 00:44:31,310 --> 00:44:32,690 Oh, I really want to. 453 00:44:33,150 --> 00:44:36,030 Okay, but not here. If anybody saw us doing this, they might have it 454 00:44:36,030 --> 00:44:37,030 misinterpreted. 455 00:44:37,850 --> 00:44:38,850 Let's go to your place. 456 00:44:39,150 --> 00:44:40,150 Do you have a car? 457 00:44:41,010 --> 00:44:42,070 Good, then you follow me. 458 00:44:47,890 --> 00:44:51,250 Would you 459 00:44:51,250 --> 00:44:58,130 care for a drink? It helps relax the body and makes my job a little easier. 460 00:44:58,550 --> 00:45:00,570 Sure. A drink and a tonic would be nice. 461 00:45:02,110 --> 00:45:03,340 Nice? Place, Harry. 462 00:45:04,060 --> 00:45:05,060 You married? 463 00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:07,500 What? 464 00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:08,720 Never mind. 465 00:45:10,820 --> 00:45:12,480 So, uh, where would you like to do it? 466 00:45:13,380 --> 00:45:14,780 Is the bedroom a possibility? 467 00:45:15,620 --> 00:45:17,900 I just think I might feel more comfortable there. 468 00:45:18,860 --> 00:45:20,040 Call me old-fashioned. 469 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:25,880 Okay, so tell me again. 470 00:45:26,260 --> 00:45:28,120 What exactly do you hope to gain out of this? 471 00:45:28,660 --> 00:45:30,760 Sexual freedom with my husband, Harry. 472 00:45:32,750 --> 00:45:35,790 You said something about time-lapse suggestion during the show? 473 00:45:36,230 --> 00:45:39,530 Yes, but something I rarely use, but in your case, it might be the best way to 474 00:45:39,530 --> 00:45:41,870 go. I'm not afraid. How does it work? 475 00:45:42,230 --> 00:45:43,670 It's like a post-hypnotic suggestion. 476 00:45:44,130 --> 00:45:47,050 A word, location, or visual stimulant can trigger it off. 477 00:45:47,310 --> 00:45:49,930 Like if I said every time you go to the movies, you'll crave for popcorn. 478 00:45:51,370 --> 00:45:54,010 And I'd buy popcorn every time I entered a movie theater. 479 00:45:54,390 --> 00:45:57,990 It's a possibility, and in that case, I'm using a location as the trigger. 480 00:45:58,710 --> 00:46:01,870 So you can control somebody's sex drive this way as well? 481 00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:04,710 There are more factors involved, but basically, yes. 482 00:46:05,610 --> 00:46:06,770 I'm ready when you are. 483 00:46:07,630 --> 00:46:08,630 Hypnotize me, Harry. 484 00:46:08,930 --> 00:46:10,170 Broaden my horizons. 485 00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:13,870 Okay, now just relax. 486 00:46:15,070 --> 00:46:16,610 Relax and follow the light. 487 00:46:17,570 --> 00:46:19,590 Watch the light and breathe deep. 488 00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:22,330 Breathe very deep. 489 00:46:22,870 --> 00:46:24,410 And think into the chair. 490 00:46:25,490 --> 00:46:27,490 We're in a peaceful, calm place. 491 00:46:28,410 --> 00:46:29,410 Breathing deeply. 492 00:46:30,510 --> 00:46:31,770 Your body will sink. 493 00:46:32,050 --> 00:46:34,410 Your heart beats very steady. 494 00:46:35,010 --> 00:46:37,250 You're drifting and drifting. 495 00:46:38,990 --> 00:46:39,990 Good. 496 00:46:54,150 --> 00:46:55,150 Very good. 497 00:46:56,550 --> 00:46:58,890 Now you will only hear the sound of my voice. 498 00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:02,400 Lift your right arm. 499 00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:04,839 Very good. 500 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,160 Excellent. Now you can lower it. 501 00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:12,600 It's suddenly gotten very humid in this room. The heat is rising. 502 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:15,600 Very warm. 503 00:47:16,220 --> 00:47:19,700 Now listen to me. The next time you're alone in your bedroom with your husband, 504 00:47:19,820 --> 00:47:23,680 a sudden sexual urge will overtake you. You will feel free to express your 505 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:24,680 innermost desires. 506 00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:27,560 Oh, well, wait a second. 507 00:47:28,020 --> 00:47:29,840 This is for you and your husband when you're alone in... 508 00:47:30,550 --> 00:47:31,810 in your bedroom. That was the command. 509 00:49:24,350 --> 00:49:27,150 Thank you. 510 00:50:20,580 --> 00:50:22,820 This is so great. 511 00:50:23,140 --> 00:50:28,900 I've got him so hypnotized. He still doesn't realize he's really my husband. 512 00:50:33,020 --> 00:50:38,930 Harry, when you wake up... You're going to remember that I, Janice, am your wife 513 00:50:38,930 --> 00:50:41,330 and that I love you very much. 514 00:50:45,470 --> 00:50:46,590 Good morning, sweetheart. 515 00:50:47,890 --> 00:50:50,150 Hey, who's been hypnotizing who around here? 516 00:50:51,110 --> 00:50:54,990 That's for our subconscious to know and us to find out. 517 00:50:55,750 --> 00:50:56,830 Now, how about some breakfast? 518 00:50:57,850 --> 00:50:58,990 I don't make breakfast. 519 00:50:59,830 --> 00:51:00,830 You want to bet? 520 00:51:24,650 --> 00:51:27,250 Thank you all for coming, and have a wonderful night. 521 00:51:27,570 --> 00:51:32,110 And remember, you are who you think you are. 522 00:51:38,550 --> 00:51:40,830 Jack, I'm beginning to think you're a total asshole. 523 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:02,240 Kathleen, there you are. I took a guess. 524 00:52:02,540 --> 00:52:05,700 A guess? Oh, you guessed we had a date tonight. 525 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,820 Well, you know, that's really funny because I thought we pretty much agreed 526 00:52:08,820 --> 00:52:12,200 on it. You don't understand. I've been waiting for you for the last hour and a 527 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:16,860 half. I thought you stood me up. Then it hit me. My ones look like seven. 528 00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:18,058 Excuse me? 529 00:52:18,060 --> 00:52:22,260 The number I wrote in your book. It's 2081 Kinshire Avenue. 530 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,940 It's this little Italian place down the block. 531 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:28,240 I've been there the entire time. It's just down the street. 532 00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:31,080 I'm so sorry. 533 00:52:31,820 --> 00:52:33,900 A lot of people have trouble reading my numbers. 534 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,840 See? That's a one. 535 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:37,820 My sevens have a much bigger angle. 536 00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:39,240 Look, Jack. 537 00:52:39,460 --> 00:52:41,280 You know, we're 0 for 2, okay? 538 00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:43,440 I just don't think this was meant to be. 539 00:52:44,180 --> 00:52:46,820 Please, let me make it up to you. Tell me what I can do. 540 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,860 I can't lose a woman of my dreams due to bad penmanship. Woman of your dreams? 541 00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:52,080 Give me a break. 542 00:52:52,340 --> 00:52:53,560 You are a woman. 543 00:52:54,020 --> 00:52:55,260 I dream of women. 544 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,360 Who's to say it isn't you? 545 00:53:03,740 --> 00:53:05,580 I'm flying to L.A. tomorrow to see a friend. 546 00:53:06,300 --> 00:53:07,300 He's going to be a partner. 547 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,540 If you'd like to come as my date. 548 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,640 Well, I don't know what your schedule's like, but... L.A., huh? 549 00:53:14,380 --> 00:53:16,520 When's your flight and what hotel are you staying at? 550 00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:18,880 The Hilton. 551 00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:20,420 And I leave at 8 a.m. 552 00:53:21,660 --> 00:53:23,020 We leave at 8 a.m. 553 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:24,560 Off to the U.S.A. 554 00:53:42,410 --> 00:53:43,630 So the romance continues. 555 00:53:49,630 --> 00:53:52,710 Well, much to my surprise, Jack made it. 556 00:53:53,410 --> 00:53:54,410 And who knows? 557 00:53:54,870 --> 00:53:56,230 Maybe he is the one. 558 00:53:57,670 --> 00:53:59,150 Well, here we are. 559 00:53:59,510 --> 00:54:00,530 No escape now. 560 00:54:01,190 --> 00:54:03,830 There's not another flight back to New York for at least four hours. 561 00:54:04,170 --> 00:54:06,090 Jack, can we move this our first official date? 562 00:54:06,630 --> 00:54:07,630 Oh, we can. 563 00:54:08,170 --> 00:54:10,610 I'd buy you a drink, but we're in a cab. 564 00:54:11,660 --> 00:54:14,220 You know, my friend Debra is going to be pretty surprised when I show up with 565 00:54:14,220 --> 00:54:15,720 you. Debra is? 566 00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:18,180 A good friend. The one we're seeing in L.A. 567 00:54:19,260 --> 00:54:20,920 I usually pass all my male friends by. 568 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:22,860 What do you think she'll think of me? 569 00:54:23,820 --> 00:54:27,580 Well, considering the fact that you picked me up in a bookstore only to 570 00:54:27,580 --> 00:54:28,519 stand me up. 571 00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:29,780 Look, that wasn't my fault. 572 00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,900 Then followed me to Boston only to stand me up again. 573 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,140 A misunderstanding. It could have happened to anyone. 574 00:54:35,540 --> 00:54:37,220 Then just decided to follow me to L.A. 575 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:38,780 You invited me. 576 00:54:39,390 --> 00:54:41,190 And the fact that I hardly know the first thing about you? 577 00:54:41,610 --> 00:54:43,150 Oh, I don't know. What's not to love? 578 00:54:43,390 --> 00:54:44,690 I bet she's a man-hater. 579 00:54:44,950 --> 00:54:47,010 She's been married to the same guy for six years. 580 00:54:47,690 --> 00:54:49,750 Although she does think he's having a affair right now. 581 00:54:50,230 --> 00:54:52,090 Perfect. Well, that's just Deborah. 582 00:54:52,550 --> 00:54:54,250 She's always jumping to conclusions. 583 00:54:58,950 --> 00:55:04,990 Are you sure she's gone all afternoon? 584 00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:06,670 Go ahead with his appointment. 585 00:55:07,050 --> 00:55:08,990 Followed by shopping at Lord and Taylor's. 586 00:55:09,390 --> 00:55:10,390 We have hours. 587 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:11,700 Come see me. 588 00:57:22,570 --> 00:57:23,790 It's all a matter of timing. 589 00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:27,970 You can say that again. 590 00:57:29,010 --> 00:57:30,730 Perfect timing in this case. 591 00:57:30,970 --> 00:57:34,910 I can explain. I think we've passed the need of useless explanations, don't you, 592 00:57:35,010 --> 00:57:35,928 dear? 593 00:57:35,930 --> 00:57:37,850 Mysterious phone calls in the middle of the night. 594 00:57:38,150 --> 00:57:39,650 Never in the mood anymore. 595 00:57:40,190 --> 00:57:42,330 And I found lipstick on your collar. 596 00:57:42,750 --> 00:57:43,770 And now this. 597 00:57:44,190 --> 00:57:47,130 This unsurprising little discovery. 598 00:57:48,850 --> 00:57:52,030 Personally... I don't think there's anything really left to say. 599 00:57:53,570 --> 00:57:55,390 No! Don't kill him! 600 00:57:55,710 --> 00:57:56,710 I love him! 601 00:57:57,890 --> 00:58:00,470 Sorry, sweetheart, but I saw him first. 602 00:58:02,410 --> 00:58:03,430 I love you, honey. 603 00:58:03,790 --> 00:58:05,170 And I love you, too. 604 00:58:05,930 --> 00:58:06,930 Too much. 605 00:58:10,990 --> 00:58:13,870 Am I doing something wrong? 606 00:58:25,260 --> 00:58:26,260 I believe she messed up again. 607 00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:27,500 Be nice, Debbie. 608 00:58:29,020 --> 00:58:31,720 Tell me it was okay up until the gunpoint. 609 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,280 It was okay up until the gunpoint. 610 00:58:34,940 --> 00:58:35,940 Good. 611 00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,080 You're bullshitting me, right? 612 00:58:39,380 --> 00:58:41,080 I feel so stupid. 613 00:58:41,660 --> 00:58:44,480 Don't. That's why they invented props, just to frustrate actors. 614 00:58:44,860 --> 00:58:46,500 Let's be glad that this isn't a stage play. 615 00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:50,540 I'm not sure about the last one. I mean, did it seem real to you? 616 00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:54,260 Yeah, I believe that you loved me and hated me at the same time. 617 00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:57,080 And that is a very hard thing to pull off. Really? Yeah. 618 00:58:57,740 --> 00:58:58,740 Thanks. 619 00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:00,200 Coffee? Sure. 620 00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:02,880 All right, everybody. 621 00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:04,580 That is a wrap. 622 00:59:05,060 --> 00:59:06,660 Pick up tomorrow where we left off. 623 00:59:07,140 --> 00:59:08,140 Al, 624 00:59:08,300 --> 00:59:11,140 you're killing me with the props. Sorry, Harold. I thought I fixed it. Remember, 625 00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:13,580 it's an erotic thriller. Erotic thriller, erotic thriller. 626 00:59:28,650 --> 00:59:30,330 cheating on your wife with your wife. 627 00:59:30,590 --> 00:59:31,590 No comment. 628 00:59:31,950 --> 00:59:32,950 Smart boy. 629 00:59:34,870 --> 00:59:39,550 That was very nice of you. The way you were comforting Judy after she royally 630 00:59:39,550 --> 00:59:40,550 screwed up. 631 00:59:40,730 --> 00:59:41,790 Well, she is my wife. 632 00:59:42,630 --> 00:59:43,630 I'm your wife? 633 00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:47,450 You know what I mean. Give her a break. It's only her second film. I think she's 634 00:59:47,450 --> 00:59:48,490 doing a great job considering. 635 00:59:48,890 --> 00:59:51,230 Oh, come on. You call that emoting? 636 00:59:51,510 --> 00:59:53,790 I didn't believe she fired that gun for a second. 637 00:59:54,350 --> 00:59:55,690 What, you don't think she loves me enough? 638 00:59:56,450 --> 00:59:57,570 She loves you. 639 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:05,660 Plenty. What is it? 640 01:00:06,340 --> 01:00:07,340 What? 641 01:00:08,060 --> 01:00:09,620 This! This on your collar! 642 01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:11,560 It looks like lipstick. 643 01:00:12,420 --> 01:00:14,480 Oh, I guess I brought the wardrobe home by mistake. 644 01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:18,020 This is the shirt that I wear in the scene where Judith finds lipstick on my 645 01:00:18,020 --> 01:00:20,060 collar. Remind me to take it back to the set tomorrow. 646 01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:38,160 Hello? Who is it? 647 01:00:39,020 --> 01:00:40,020 They hung up. 648 01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:41,480 Wrong number, I guess. 649 01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:44,680 I'm a little beat. I think I'm going to head in. You coming? 650 01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,280 In a minute. I just want to finish this road. 651 01:01:03,610 --> 01:01:06,630 Mysterious phone calls in the middle of the night. 652 01:01:07,170 --> 01:01:09,090 Never in the mood anymore. 653 01:01:24,290 --> 01:01:25,770 Coming to you live. 654 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:30,520 From the beautiful, exotic beaches of Malibu, California. 655 01:01:31,140 --> 01:01:32,140 Barely legal. 656 01:01:32,260 --> 01:01:33,480 Could you turn it down a bit? 657 01:01:34,660 --> 01:01:36,980 These women on Playboy are so loud. 658 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,540 Lots of men like it. 659 01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:39,760 Oh, now you're awake? 660 01:01:39,940 --> 01:01:41,280 I'm not awake. I'm sleeping. 661 01:01:41,620 --> 01:01:42,740 And dreaming of what? 662 01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:44,560 I'll get it. 663 01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:46,960 Hello? Hello? 664 01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:48,700 Who is this? 665 01:01:49,860 --> 01:01:51,520 Oh, yes. Brian. 666 01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:55,120 Seven? Okay, we'll be there. 667 01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:57,240 Hey, good night. 668 01:01:58,700 --> 01:01:59,880 All time for Kevin. 669 01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:01,299 I know, Deb. 670 01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:02,460 The alarm's set. You're sick. 671 01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:03,720 Try to get some sleep. 672 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:04,920 We've got a big day tomorrow. 673 01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:48,940 You're my two new co-stars. 674 01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:51,120 Can you share a spot of rehearsal? 675 01:02:52,660 --> 01:02:54,880 What about our scene together? 676 01:02:55,500 --> 01:03:00,320 Oh, Dan, we've been rehearsing it for six years. I think we've got it down. I 677 01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:04,160 need to try some experimentation to keep my creative juices flowing. 678 01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:06,120 You understand, don't you, honey? 679 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,000 Right, girls? 680 01:03:08,540 --> 01:03:10,080 Okay, let's make a movie. 681 01:03:26,660 --> 01:03:33,600 Starting today, I'll be keeping my mind on things 682 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,480 I have to say. 683 01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:40,400 Things to do to keep life on its way. 684 01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:48,760 And a million things I know that I must think about today. 685 01:03:49,580 --> 01:03:52,600 It's always the same. 686 01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:55,740 Try and grow. 687 01:03:56,030 --> 01:03:58,510 Thank you. 688 01:03:58,750 --> 01:03:59,990 Thank 689 01:03:59,990 --> 01:04:11,750 you. 690 01:04:34,060 --> 01:04:40,260 God bless you. 691 01:06:21,130 --> 01:06:22,130 I know what the problem is. 692 01:06:22,410 --> 01:06:23,770 You just don't love me anymore. 693 01:06:24,270 --> 01:06:25,270 Don't be ridiculous. 694 01:06:25,510 --> 01:06:27,250 There's no one I want to be around more than you. 695 01:06:27,610 --> 01:06:30,030 Then why did you have to go and hire that new housekeeper? 696 01:06:30,510 --> 01:06:31,510 You're working. 697 01:06:31,630 --> 01:06:32,630 I'm working. 698 01:06:32,910 --> 01:06:36,030 I don't want you coming home from work and doing the dishes. People hire help. 699 01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:37,250 I know that. 700 01:06:38,010 --> 01:06:41,790 But you work at home now, and with Delia also around. That's okay. 701 01:06:44,010 --> 01:06:45,090 She doesn't bother me. 702 01:06:46,220 --> 01:06:50,280 I'm sure she doesn't bother you with that perfect face and that beautiful 703 01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:52,340 body. That doesn't bother you either. 704 01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:54,600 Who has time to notice her, honey? 705 01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:56,420 Not with you around. 706 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,380 Tony, you can't be serious. 707 01:07:02,380 --> 01:07:03,500 Here? Now? 708 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:06,020 In the kitchen in the middle of the day? 709 01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:11,640 That's the joy of owning your own house. You get to do whatever you want, 710 01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:13,760 whenever you want. 711 01:07:20,270 --> 01:07:21,270 Oh, I'm sorry. 712 01:07:21,830 --> 01:07:22,830 Cut. 713 01:07:23,330 --> 01:07:24,390 What the hell are you doing? 714 01:07:24,690 --> 01:07:25,750 Isn't that the right line? 715 01:07:26,110 --> 01:07:29,070 Yes, the right line. But you're three pages too early, okay? 716 01:07:29,310 --> 01:07:31,590 You're not supposed to come in until they're completely naked. 717 01:07:31,970 --> 01:07:33,610 Oh, I'm sorry, Harold. 718 01:07:34,510 --> 01:07:35,510 Unbelievable. 719 01:07:36,010 --> 01:07:37,170 Okay, let's reset. 720 01:07:37,970 --> 01:07:39,030 Honey, Harold's right. 721 01:07:39,670 --> 01:07:42,770 You don't have to hang around. Your entrance is in a separate shot anyway. 722 01:07:43,790 --> 01:07:46,830 I know. I just thought I'd give you something, too. 723 01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:50,660 Play off of. You don't have to worry. I have a very strong mental image that I'm 724 01:07:50,660 --> 01:07:51,660 working with. I bet. 725 01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:53,260 Come on. Go to lunch. 726 01:07:53,900 --> 01:07:55,020 I'll see you later on. 727 01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:56,820 Maybe we'll even have a little fun. 728 01:08:02,220 --> 01:08:04,800 I didn't know housewives turned you on so much. 729 01:08:05,460 --> 01:08:08,640 Usually they don't. But in your case, I'll make an exception. 730 01:08:16,109 --> 01:08:17,830 I can't believe you're being this stupid. 731 01:08:18,130 --> 01:08:20,010 Oh, I'm stupid now, huh? 732 01:08:20,229 --> 01:08:23,069 I didn't call you stupid. I called your overreaction stupid. 733 01:08:23,430 --> 01:08:26,850 It was a peck on the cheek. She means nothing to me. I see the way you two 734 01:08:26,850 --> 01:08:29,810 look at each other. You see whatever your fantasy-driven mind wants you to 735 01:08:29,810 --> 01:08:33,050 see. There is nothing going on between us. Oh, that episode in the kitchen was 736 01:08:33,050 --> 01:08:34,850 nothing? I give up. I can't. 737 01:08:35,609 --> 01:08:38,290 Lying. I can't take this anymore. I can't take this anymore. 738 01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:40,410 I'm going out. Don't wait up for me. 739 01:08:52,140 --> 01:08:53,099 Too over the top? 740 01:08:53,100 --> 01:08:56,540 Well, it depends what you're going for. Getting that upset makes him seem 741 01:08:56,540 --> 01:08:58,600 guilty. He is guilty, Deb. 742 01:08:59,380 --> 01:09:00,380 Is he? 743 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:02,000 You read the script, Deb. 744 01:09:02,460 --> 01:09:04,540 Yes, but is he really guilty? 745 01:09:05,140 --> 01:09:07,460 What is it? I'm kind of like method thing? 746 01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:08,920 Let's try an improv. 747 01:09:09,399 --> 01:09:10,960 I'll play Judith and you play yourself. 748 01:09:11,620 --> 01:09:14,100 Okay. You think this will help me find some inner psyche to my character? 749 01:09:14,359 --> 01:09:15,720 Something like that. Okay, I'll start. 750 01:09:16,740 --> 01:09:18,520 So, how long have you been sleeping with her? 751 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:20,020 I don't know what you're talking about. 752 01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:23,620 You used to know what I was talking about. You used to know what I was 753 01:09:23,620 --> 01:09:26,180 thinking. What happened between us? 754 01:09:26,460 --> 01:09:27,460 Nothing happened. 755 01:09:28,340 --> 01:09:29,340 Have I changed? 756 01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,979 Have I gained too much weight? Too many wrinkles? 757 01:09:34,319 --> 01:09:37,460 Don't be silly. You're beautiful. I still love you very much. 758 01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:39,460 You're just saying that. 759 01:09:41,319 --> 01:09:42,540 Okay, then. That's it. 760 01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:48,240 I'm getting through. 761 01:09:48,399 --> 01:09:49,800 Actions speak louder than words. 762 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:11,640 What are you doing? 763 01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:12,680 I'm just checking. 764 01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:17,040 Do I start at the neck and move down, or the feet and move up? 765 01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:20,980 I can't believe you! 766 01:10:26,140 --> 01:10:27,140 What's wrong? 767 01:10:29,020 --> 01:10:30,300 Is this part of the improv? 768 01:10:31,420 --> 01:10:33,120 Actors! Goddamn actors! 769 01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:49,280 Are you sure she doesn't suspect? 770 01:10:49,940 --> 01:10:53,040 I doubt she's even had time to think about it, with the shooting and the 771 01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:54,140 constant rehearsing. 772 01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:56,820 Okay. So where's he belong for tomorrow night? 773 01:10:57,060 --> 01:10:58,060 Of course. 774 01:10:58,100 --> 01:10:59,100 I'll see you then. 775 01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:01,180 Bye. I can't wait. Bye. 776 01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:07,540 Who was that? 777 01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:09,040 What? 778 01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:10,320 On the phone. 779 01:11:10,740 --> 01:11:11,740 Another wrong number? 780 01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:13,100 Oh, no. 781 01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:15,140 It was Brian just giving us call times for tomorrow. 782 01:11:15,700 --> 01:11:16,700 I'm going to take a shower. 783 01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:24,818 This is it. 784 01:11:24,820 --> 01:11:25,779 All right? 785 01:11:25,780 --> 01:11:28,540 I met with the writer last night. We changed the end of the pitch. 786 01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:30,460 Okay? We wrote the whole thing. 787 01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:34,720 It's beautiful. Now, all I need you to do is say those two magical words. 788 01:11:35,340 --> 01:11:36,340 It's working. 789 01:11:36,780 --> 01:11:38,740 Okay? No, no. Repeat after me. 790 01:11:39,260 --> 01:11:40,260 It. 791 01:11:40,420 --> 01:11:41,420 It. 792 01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:43,300 Working. Working. 793 01:11:43,740 --> 01:11:45,540 Good. And I've also got a backup plan. 794 01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:50,660 If the blinds don't fire this time, I've got real bullets to do the trick. 795 01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:54,960 Are you out of your mind? We're making a movie here. It's make-believe. It's 796 01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:57,540 fiction. I know, but just in case. I thought you could shoot a close-up. 797 01:11:57,560 --> 01:11:58,640 Maybe fire the gun at a brick wall. 798 01:11:59,060 --> 01:12:00,780 Only if you stand in front of it. 799 01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:02,740 No real bullets, you got it? 800 01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:06,540 Harold, can I ask you a question about the changes? 801 01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:08,560 Sure. 802 01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:10,180 Today is your last day, right? 803 01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:11,500 Yeah. 804 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:13,940 So, let me ask you, how'd you like the new ending? 805 01:12:14,940 --> 01:12:15,940 I like it better. 806 01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:17,720 Oh, good. Excellent. 807 01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:19,760 All right, I'll be with you in five minutes, all right? 808 01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:21,840 Al. Come here. I've got to show you something. 809 01:12:42,140 --> 01:12:43,980 I had no idea what she was capable of. 810 01:12:44,380 --> 01:12:45,980 The police searched her apartment. 811 01:12:46,860 --> 01:12:48,160 She's been stalking me for years. 812 01:12:48,740 --> 01:12:52,380 Delia has changed since high school. She's turned psychotic. 813 01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:55,980 I love you, Rachel. I always have and I always will. 814 01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:58,840 I want to believe you. I do. 815 01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:02,400 But what you say and what you do are two different things. 816 01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:12,460 I guess 817 01:13:12,460 --> 01:13:13,279 it's true. 818 01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:14,680 Actions speak louder than words. 819 01:13:15,660 --> 01:13:16,660 Yes, they do. 820 01:13:17,640 --> 01:13:19,440 Mmm. Ah. 821 01:14:14,570 --> 01:14:15,570 Wow. 822 01:15:20,460 --> 01:15:21,460 Thanks. 823 01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:06,680 Yeah. 824 01:16:42,860 --> 01:16:43,619 I'm not supposed to be here. 825 01:16:43,620 --> 01:16:46,280 And you're supposed to be faithful to the woman you love. 826 01:16:47,860 --> 01:16:48,860 Uh-oh. 827 01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:54,800 He said he loved me. 828 01:16:56,900 --> 01:16:57,900 God! 829 01:16:58,500 --> 01:17:00,180 Oh, my God, it was so good. 830 01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:01,620 Deborah, that was so good. 831 01:17:02,220 --> 01:17:04,900 Wow. You too, Rob. You okay back there? 832 01:17:06,260 --> 01:17:07,540 Rob, you okay? 833 01:17:09,660 --> 01:17:11,920 Yeah. Yeah, I just hit the floor a little hard. 834 01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:13,499 Did you get it? 835 01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:14,960 Yeah, the gun worked perfectly. 836 01:17:15,300 --> 01:17:16,300 Unbelievable. 837 01:17:19,620 --> 01:17:21,980 I guess she takes her character a little too seriously, huh? 838 01:17:32,900 --> 01:17:33,900 Hey, Brian. 839 01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:36,240 Brian, hey, have you seen the gun from this morning? 840 01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:48,280 I can't find it anywhere. 841 01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:04,920 I'm heading out. 842 01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:07,980 Judy wanted to run over some of the lines for our last scene tomorrow. 843 01:18:08,620 --> 01:18:09,940 So you're going to Judy's house? 844 01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:11,660 Just for a couple of hours. 845 01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:14,820 But if you get sleepy, feel free to go to bed. 846 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:16,420 You don't have to wait up for me. 847 01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:19,060 That's very considerate of you, Robert. Thanks. 848 01:18:21,220 --> 01:18:22,220 I'll see you in it. 849 01:19:26,410 --> 01:19:27,289 Oh, Robbie! 850 01:19:27,290 --> 01:19:28,290 Hey! 851 01:19:33,670 --> 01:19:34,670 What do you think? 852 01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:02,820 How about kissing your asses goodbye? 853 01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:06,320 Surprise! 854 01:20:09,900 --> 01:20:12,580 Just kidding. 855 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:17,140 You know, tomorrow's my official birthday. 856 01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:19,940 Yeah, I know, I know. But today you finished the movie. Congratulations. 857 01:20:20,620 --> 01:20:21,780 So that's where that was. 858 01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:25,360 You know, even with the blanks, this thing's not a toy. It's all yours. 859 01:20:27,210 --> 01:20:28,210 How did you know I'd show? 860 01:20:28,410 --> 01:20:31,210 Come on, honey. Every movie I make, you assume I'm sleeping with my leading 861 01:20:31,210 --> 01:20:34,250 lady. You let me go over to Judy's house for a late-night rehearsal? 862 01:20:34,490 --> 01:20:35,490 Come on. 863 01:20:37,870 --> 01:20:39,290 You knew about this, too? 864 01:20:39,530 --> 01:20:41,190 Why do you think I flew out here? 865 01:20:41,390 --> 01:20:42,490 Happy birthday, honey. 866 01:20:45,830 --> 01:20:48,770 And now I would like you to meet Jack. 867 01:20:50,550 --> 01:20:53,230 The very personal computer programmer. 868 01:20:53,650 --> 01:20:54,650 At your service. 869 01:20:54,870 --> 01:20:56,410 You're right. I hate him. 870 01:20:57,290 --> 01:21:00,370 As you know, you hate all men. 871 01:21:01,070 --> 01:21:02,070 Especially you. 872 01:21:02,410 --> 01:21:05,150 Just remember that the next time you start to slightly overact. 873 01:21:05,770 --> 01:21:09,350 I never overact, darling. I'm a professional actress. 874 01:21:09,570 --> 01:21:11,090 I overreact. 875 01:21:11,990 --> 01:21:12,989 Happy birthday. 876 01:21:12,990 --> 01:21:13,990 I love you. 877 01:21:14,170 --> 01:21:15,170 I know. 878 01:21:19,450 --> 01:21:21,330 Just one little question, though. I'm curious. 879 01:21:23,090 --> 01:21:24,550 How much do you really love me? 880 01:21:26,860 --> 01:21:28,560 Were the bullets real or blank? 881 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:36,080 I love you very, very much. 882 01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:43,240 Passion and romance. 883 01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:56,520 Volume 3. 884 01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:01,380 Three Torrid Tales of Desire. 885 01:22:07,860 --> 01:22:09,800 Welcome home. Welcome home. 886 01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:11,160 Hi, Sid. 887 01:22:11,320 --> 01:22:12,320 Who loves your baby? 888 01:22:12,860 --> 01:22:14,440 Oh, I don't know. Why don't you tell me? 889 01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:15,739 Jack does. 890 01:22:15,740 --> 01:22:16,740 Jack does. 891 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:23,300 So I guess you can teach an old bird new tricks. 892 01:22:25,980 --> 01:22:27,900 So, what do you look for tonight? 893 01:22:28,460 --> 01:22:29,720 A game of cards? 894 01:22:30,140 --> 01:22:31,680 A round of hypnotic therapy? 895 01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:34,800 Or maybe just a touch of actor's improv? 896 01:22:36,280 --> 01:22:39,780 I think I'll just settle for some passion with my romance this evening. 897 01:23:22,220 --> 01:23:24,340 Thinking love is always new. 898 01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:28,100 When lovers take... 899 01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:24,880 Making love.