1 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:19,466 Little is known to us about 2 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:22,170 the elusive giant squid and the meaning behind 3 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:25,372 the patterns of her bioluminescent glow. 4 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:29,443 They might indicate I'm lonely and looking to fuck, 5 00:03:29,544 --> 00:03:32,379 or I hate you and want to kill you. 6 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:33,915 We just don't know. 7 00:03:34,015 --> 00:03:35,850 Our next freak of the deep, 8 00:03:35,950 --> 00:03:37,284 the hairy frogfish. 9 00:03:54,102 --> 00:03:55,803 Jinx. 10 00:03:59,841 --> 00:04:00,908 They also have feet. 11 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:03,376 You're the only person that really understands me, Mols. 12 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,713 Which we can all agree is weird. 13 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:16,124 Welcome to our home. Welcome to our home. 14 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:32,106 Oh yeah. 15 00:04:49,924 --> 00:04:52,760 Hey, I'm with Quick Things. I've got your cheese sculpture. 16 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:54,729 No. 17 00:04:57,765 --> 00:05:00,668 - Are you fucking shitting me? - I know. 18 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:02,537 I actually couldn't believe it either. 19 00:05:02,637 --> 00:05:04,605 What can I say? I just make the deliveries. 20 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,008 No, not yet. Sorry, it's this person with the cheese. 21 00:05:07,108 --> 00:05:08,676 Yeah, yeah, no, I'm having some friends over. 22 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:10,377 It's kind of a college reunion thing. 23 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,847 Dude, this is gonna be so wild. 24 00:05:13,281 --> 00:05:16,517 Just lots of old boobies I haven't touched in years, you know? 25 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,619 Just sagging low, probably. 26 00:05:19,954 --> 00:05:21,956 Are you literally holding a lit joint right now? 27 00:05:22,056 --> 00:05:24,091 Oh. Sorry. 28 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:26,260 I forgot. 29 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:29,697 - Uh, we just need a signature real quick. - You're not gonna believe this. 30 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:32,767 An unwashed delivery chick just showed up at my door smoking weed. 31 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,937 Yeah, exactly. I should ask her where to get drugs for the party. 32 00:05:36,037 --> 00:05:37,972 No, I'm not worried about the Johnsons. I'm going to evict them. 33 00:05:38,072 --> 00:05:38,873 It's not a big deal. 34 00:05:38,973 --> 00:05:40,440 I'm not worried about that 50 cent lawyer 35 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,009 that they got at the Dollar General store. 36 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:44,712 Are you-- he's a fucking creampuff. I'm gonna suck him dry. 37 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:49,550 Yeah, Marta! This door. 38 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:56,456 Hey, hey. Dio, you know it's not finished. 39 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:05,800 Hey, man. 40 00:06:06,334 --> 00:06:06,968 Molly girl. 41 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,737 What's shaking, Jose? 42 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:12,039 - Just taking care of business. - Yeah. 43 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:13,908 A lot of business to take care of. 44 00:06:14,008 --> 00:06:18,212 For example, this morning I woke up, brushed my teeth. 45 00:06:18,312 --> 00:06:19,947 - Crazy. - Went to the bathroom. 46 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,382 - Mm-hmm - I ate a Wendy's Baconator last night. 47 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:25,887 I blew it up. And then I fed Cookie. 48 00:06:25,987 --> 00:06:27,955 I did some yard work. 49 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,624 And then I went to Costco. 50 00:06:30,024 --> 00:06:32,693 You should go get pizza there. You don't even got to be a member. 51 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,829 You know how there's always like that homie in front who's like, 52 00:06:34,929 --> 00:06:36,931 Hey, where's your membership card? 53 00:06:37,031 --> 00:06:39,432 Not out there, because it's not inside Costco. 54 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:42,236 It's outside Costco, but it's still part of Costco. 55 00:06:42,336 --> 00:06:44,205 Mm-hmm. 56 00:06:44,305 --> 00:06:48,408 I've been watching the show, Sliders. Do you remember Sliders, from the '90s? 57 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:51,946 But now it's on Syfy Network. It's not a reboot. It's 58 00:06:52,046 --> 00:06:55,783 all the OG episodes with that fool, Brenden Fraser. 59 00:06:57,585 --> 00:07:00,121 It was on the Syfy Network. Man, it's a trip. 60 00:07:00,221 --> 00:07:01,355 Oh. Hey. 61 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:02,924 - Oh, shit, what's up, Frankie? - What's up, dude? 62 00:07:03,024 --> 00:07:06,761 Well, now that everybody's here, Lucia's been riding me pretty hard. 63 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:10,331 Not sexually, you know, but like, she's being all dramatic. 64 00:07:10,765 --> 00:07:13,433 She's saying that if you don't pay her by next week... 65 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,036 Yeah, totally. No, no, no. 66 00:07:15,136 --> 00:07:17,338 I mean, abso-fruitly, we are gonna have the money tomorrow, actually. 67 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,673 We're late. I am so sorry. 68 00:07:18,773 --> 00:07:20,975 You've been so cool about it, though. 69 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:22,576 Hell yeah. 70 00:07:22,677 --> 00:07:24,812 You guys are always smoking that dank, dank. 71 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,481 All right, chicas, I'm cool. 72 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:29,717 You're cool as fuck. 73 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:32,954 - Let's just be cool, right? - Hell yeah. 74 00:07:33,054 --> 00:07:34,121 Rent tomorrow, though. 75 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:35,890 Bye, Jose. 76 00:07:39,694 --> 00:07:42,029 How much rent is enough rent? 77 00:07:43,064 --> 00:07:44,598 When does it stop? 78 00:07:44,699 --> 00:07:46,534 Why'd you tell him we'd have it tomorrow? 79 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,369 Did you find cash in the fridge again? 80 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,906 No. I just know that you finished that inventory doc for the med spa. 81 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:54,675 Uh, yeah. 82 00:07:55,076 --> 00:07:58,679 Molly. I'll have it done tomorrow, I swear. 83 00:07:58,779 --> 00:07:59,246 Okay? 84 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:07,822 Suck on my dick. 85 00:08:09,423 --> 00:08:11,158 Shit. 86 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:15,963 I just did the math on this and we owe $2,422.37. 87 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:19,166 Not including rent. 88 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:22,136 Ta-da! 89 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,305 Be careful with the brownie, though. 90 00:08:24,405 --> 00:08:28,843 I made it crazy strong. By accident, on purpose. 91 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:35,149 Mm. Mm. 92 00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:37,018 What is that? 93 00:08:37,118 --> 00:08:38,686 I put blue cheese in it. 94 00:08:39,387 --> 00:08:40,454 - Blue cheese? - Yeah. 95 00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:42,289 You're an innovator. 96 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:45,860 You gotta eat fast though, because-- 97 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:48,896 I'm meeting Mike Z at the Mannequin Pussy Show. 98 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,498 Did you hang out with them last night? 99 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:52,867 No, I was with you. Remember? 100 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:56,370 - We solved climate change. - Oh, yeah. 101 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:59,106 Hmm. I thought he posted a pic of you. 102 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:03,210 Who do we tell about the climate change thing? 103 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,745 Like, the government? 104 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:08,716 Um, that's not an-- Frances Smith! 105 00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:11,619 - Hmm? - Molly, why does this girl look like me? 106 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:13,020 Wait, what? 107 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:19,727 Wow, the girl is like exactly you, if you wore glasses. 108 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:23,532 She's an analyst at Chapman Chemical Laboratories. 109 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,733 She's got a real job. 110 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,968 Cool, she's a scientist. 111 00:09:28,069 --> 00:09:31,138 You should go anyway to the show. 112 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:33,574 What? 113 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:37,111 Who cares that Mike Z.'s a douche who replaced 114 00:09:37,211 --> 00:09:41,215 you with an upgraded version of yourself? 115 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:45,786 - Upgraded? - Metaphorically upgraded. 116 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:47,988 Hey. 117 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:53,160 Who invented the Bongatron? 118 00:09:56,764 --> 00:10:01,570 When we needed to watch the Shark Week, where Michael Phelps raced a shark, 119 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:05,139 who figured out how to steal cable from the neighbors? 120 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,341 I did. 121 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:11,779 And when we got locked in the parking lot of Party City for hours, 122 00:10:12,213 --> 00:10:16,817 who invented the parachute of balloons that got us out of there? 123 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,285 Me. 124 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:23,023 So you can't let some lame-o pea-brain ruin your night just because he 125 00:10:23,357 --> 00:10:25,893 found a nerd who works in a lab. 126 00:10:26,227 --> 00:10:29,730 That is not the Frankie Campbell I know. 127 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:32,967 Well, come with me. 128 00:10:34,969 --> 00:10:35,336 I can't. 129 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,005 I can't, I can't, I can't. 130 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:40,407 I got to finish the spreadsheets so we can pay Jose and-- 131 00:10:42,176 --> 00:10:44,245 Josh is coming over later to help. 132 00:10:47,181 --> 00:10:49,783 You know that I love you more than Josh loves you, right? 133 00:10:49,884 --> 00:10:53,220 Like if we were both in a burning building covered in pigeons, you could only 134 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,923 save one of us, who's it going to be? Who's it going to be? 135 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:58,792 Wait, no, no, stay on topic. This is the topic. 136 00:10:59,393 --> 00:11:02,029 I need you to come with me to the show so I don't feel like a loser. 137 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:07,134 Frankie, you're the opposite of a loser. 138 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:12,773 Everybody else is just a square weenie with no imagination. 139 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,650 - Yeah. - I went and walked myself 140 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,851 Like a dog without a leash 141 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:28,822 Now I'm growling at a stranger I am biting at their knees If I wanted it 142 00:11:28,923 --> 00:11:31,926 You really think I'd wait for their permission? For 143 00:11:32,026 --> 00:11:35,262 protection and assurances That all would be delivered? 144 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:39,166 And like our fathers did, our mothers did, and them and those before 145 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:43,437 And you say you want a difference Your honor to be yours Like our 146 00:11:43,538 --> 00:11:47,975 fathers did, our mothers did And them and those before The echo -- 147 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:52,046 Does this say I'm gonna kill Bartholomew? 148 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:55,382 - Hmm? - Who is Bartholomew? 149 00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:57,885 And why wouldn't you just go by Bart? 150 00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:01,088 - Baby, you gotta focus. - I am. 151 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:03,390 - No, on this. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 152 00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:05,893 Baby, what's this? 153 00:12:07,061 --> 00:12:07,928 Oh, yeah. 154 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:11,932 Even though she didn't graduate, they just like keep asking Frankie for money. 155 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:15,604 - I think it's pretty rude, honestly. - Wait, wait, wait. 156 00:12:15,704 --> 00:12:17,338 You're telling me Frankie went to Stanford? 157 00:12:17,438 --> 00:12:18,172 Yeah. 158 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,874 Yeah, she used to be like really into school and stuff. 159 00:12:20,975 --> 00:12:22,276 What did she study? 160 00:12:22,376 --> 00:12:23,944 Like the train one... 161 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,815 where you invent things... 162 00:12:30,451 --> 00:12:31,819 Engineering? 163 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,454 Yeah, that's the one. 164 00:12:33,555 --> 00:12:34,755 Mm-hmm. Hmm. 165 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,491 But you know Frankie. 166 00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:43,097 She just had, like, too many ideas and a hard time finishing stuff. 167 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:46,000 So she had a nervous breakdown and failed out. 168 00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:48,002 That's so sad. 169 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:51,171 She's really sensitive about it. 170 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:56,611 So, if it ever comes up, you just act like she chose to leave. 171 00:12:56,711 --> 00:12:58,012 Yeah. 172 00:12:58,112 --> 00:12:59,681 She likes to feel in control. 173 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,052 Oh, shit! 174 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,488 So, you're just gonna replace me with me, huh? 175 00:13:07,589 --> 00:13:10,725 - Like I'm a fucking iPhone update. - Frankie! 176 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:11,825 Hi, good to see you. 177 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,662 I didn't know you'd come here. 178 00:13:13,762 --> 00:13:15,896 Why does this girl look just like me? 179 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,832 More like, why does this girl look like me? 180 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,034 Yeah, I don't see it. 181 00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:23,103 I mean, does anybody really look like anybody? 182 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:26,473 No, it's very, very weird actually. I don't like it. 183 00:13:26,574 --> 00:13:29,577 Frankie, Frances, Frances, this is a coincidence. 184 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,945 - I barely know this person. - Hey! 185 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:36,483 Oh! Wait, your glasses! 186 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,788 I'm over this, Michael. 187 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:42,289 I can't see anything. I'm out of here. 188 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,525 Babe, wait! 189 00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:46,093 - Michael? Lol. - Thanks a lot. 190 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,995 To save you from the reach 191 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:51,498 I am spiteful like a god. Seek out vengeance like the 192 00:13:51,599 --> 00:13:55,302 rest. For what they did to you I will never lay to rest 193 00:14:07,348 --> 00:14:10,417 How very kind of you, but I'm allergic to roofies. Thanks 194 00:14:13,487 --> 00:14:15,389 Actually, fuck it, I'm having a really bad night. 195 00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:16,924 I'm severely in debt. 196 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,059 I hate spreadsheets. 197 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,796 You hate your job? Yeah. 198 00:14:22,096 --> 00:14:24,898 It sucks. It's very boring. 199 00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:28,969 And, like, you want to be a chef? 200 00:14:29,671 --> 00:14:30,638 For sure. 201 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,674 But it's hard. 202 00:14:33,107 --> 00:14:37,512 Yeah. So I was thinking, what if you lived with me? 203 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,947 Then you wouldn't have to worry about paying rent, 204 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:43,250 and you could just dedicate yourself to your dream. 205 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,288 - Lived with you? - It sounds fun, right? 206 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:53,227 Like, you could rearrange my place however you wanted. 207 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:56,598 You know? And I actually have a pretty big kitchen. It's nice. 208 00:15:00,668 --> 00:15:02,336 What about Frankie? 209 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,640 - Maybe she is upgraded. - Yeah! 210 00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:07,241 Upgrade me! 211 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,209 - You can't upgrade this! - Yeah. 212 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:13,213 No one respects me except for Molly. Molly does. 213 00:15:13,515 --> 00:15:15,517 She doesn't waste this. 214 00:15:15,617 --> 00:15:16,885 She doesn't waste anything. 215 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,675 Oh, fuck no. 216 00:15:42,544 --> 00:15:46,079 I'm so hungry. What if you have no snacks? 217 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,753 What the fuck? Are you a poser? 218 00:15:51,853 --> 00:15:54,656 Come on, Frances. Come on, we don't got time to waste. 219 00:15:54,756 --> 00:15:56,123 Frances? 220 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,226 Fucking kidding me. 221 00:16:00,728 --> 00:16:03,665 I am David Barrett. Boom. 222 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,634 Got it. 223 00:16:07,201 --> 00:16:10,572 I was hired by Dr. Olson to give you this briefcase. 224 00:16:10,672 --> 00:16:13,240 Now you need to get this to Dr. Chapman as quickly as possible, okay? 225 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,743 Before anybody even knows you got it. All right? 226 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,745 Inside-- Whoa, whoa, whoa! 227 00:16:18,546 --> 00:16:19,581 Ow! 228 00:16:19,948 --> 00:16:24,318 Inside is the most important scientific breakthrough of our time. 229 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,955 - Do you understand? - Mm-hmm. 230 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:30,190 Del Taco sounds-- Perfect. Thank you. 231 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,326 - Yes, indeed. - What? 232 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,195 Frances has the glasses. 233 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,498 Yes, they're these ones. 234 00:16:37,599 --> 00:16:40,902 She's very good at science because she works at the laboratory of Chapman, 235 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,136 where she is a Fancy-Fancy. 236 00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:45,773 - Okay, okay, but just... - Who you love. 237 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,742 I get it. You fucking love her. 238 00:16:47,842 --> 00:16:49,276 It's awesome. Okay, do me a favor. 239 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:50,177 He knows. 240 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:51,278 The best ones know. 241 00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:53,681 Del Taco. 242 00:16:53,781 --> 00:16:56,751 Okay, stand right there for me in the light. 243 00:16:56,851 --> 00:16:58,485 I mean it's the same 244 00:16:58,586 --> 00:17:00,622 You know what we're gonna do, we're gonna take you home. 245 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,725 Ugh. Oh! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 246 00:17:09,831 --> 00:17:14,936 Oh, my God. Baby, I think that this is the best breakfast you ever made. 247 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:21,174 You said that yesterday about the mini muffins with the chimichurri gummy bears. 248 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:22,810 Well, yeah. I mean, 249 00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:23,912 You know you can sell those, right? 250 00:17:24,012 --> 00:17:25,780 Frankie! 251 00:17:26,614 --> 00:17:27,749 Hey! 252 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,951 I finished the spreadsheet. 253 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,186 I just gotta look it over today, send it off, and get that cash-ola. 254 00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:35,155 So proud of you. 255 00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:37,659 Prouder than Josh is, probably. 256 00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:38,593 Hi, Frankie. 257 00:17:39,794 --> 00:17:40,562 Is there coffee? 258 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,564 How did it go last night? 259 00:17:42,664 --> 00:17:45,165 Did you, uh, join the corporate workforce of America? 260 00:17:45,867 --> 00:17:46,433 Huh? 261 00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:47,802 What's up with the briefcase? 262 00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:57,745 It's-- . Did you open this? 263 00:17:57,845 --> 00:17:59,814 No, there's a combo lock. 264 00:18:03,685 --> 00:18:11,059 Mm. Too hard. I quit. 265 00:18:11,559 --> 00:18:14,562 Come on, what if there's like treasure in there? 266 00:18:17,065 --> 00:18:19,867 Or a kidney. 267 00:18:28,342 --> 00:18:31,579 You can open it, Frankie. 268 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,419 You got this. 269 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,022 Wait. How did you do that? 270 00:19:14,122 --> 00:19:16,390 Science, Josh. Look it up. 271 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:18,492 - Ugh. Fucking rank, what is that? - Oh, my God. 272 00:19:18,593 --> 00:19:21,663 God, that's worse than the time we dumpster dived for sushi. Dove? 273 00:19:21,763 --> 00:19:24,032 - Ugh. - Is it dumpster dove? Dove? 274 00:19:24,132 --> 00:19:25,633 - Guys. - Doved? 275 00:19:25,733 --> 00:19:28,870 - GG! No, no, no, no, no! - Oh, no, no! No, no, Dio! No. No, no, no. 276 00:19:29,537 --> 00:19:31,471 Oh. Ooh! 277 00:19:32,774 --> 00:19:35,610 Oh, gosh. 278 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:40,515 I think I stepped on this. 279 00:19:40,615 --> 00:19:42,416 Oh, yeah, there's instructions. 280 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,457 This isn't even English. 281 00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:52,894 Like the horse language from Game of Thrones. 282 00:19:52,994 --> 00:19:55,630 Uh, okay, so this is Danish. 283 00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:58,265 I picked up a little bit when I had a Nordic metal phase. 284 00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:00,935 Whatever, Josh. 285 00:20:01,035 --> 00:20:06,007 So this word right here, psychedelisk, that means psychedelic drugs. 286 00:20:06,107 --> 00:20:07,942 So I think that's what those are. 287 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:13,648 And this also says a bunch of stuff about, like, money, like a lot of money, 288 00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:15,616 and giant squids. 289 00:20:16,918 --> 00:20:18,418 Where'd you get this? 290 00:20:18,519 --> 00:20:22,590 This metalhead guy, um, Dave? 291 00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:24,592 I think he said his name was Dave. 292 00:20:24,692 --> 00:20:26,627 - Dave? - Yeah, but then he wasn't a metalhead. 293 00:20:26,728 --> 00:20:29,429 - Like, he was in disguise. - Disguise? 294 00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:32,299 Wow, you are really struggling to follow the plot here, huh? 295 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,835 I'm just trying to understand. 296 00:20:33,935 --> 00:20:40,273 So you went to a show, and then some guy disguised as a metalhead 297 00:20:41,042 --> 00:20:46,614 gave you a briefcase full of expensive mystery psychedelics, 298 00:20:47,982 --> 00:20:49,449 and you just took it? 299 00:20:49,817 --> 00:20:52,252 Maybe you would understand better if anyone ever liked you enough 300 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,821 to give you a present, Josh. 301 00:20:55,556 --> 00:20:57,992 Molly and I give each other presents all of the time. 302 00:20:58,593 --> 00:21:01,195 She's hungover. Don't ask her so many hard questions. 303 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:02,563 Okay. 304 00:21:02,663 --> 00:21:05,199 You know what? I gotta go to work, so, baby, I love you. 305 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:06,299 I'm out. 306 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,268 Oh, no. Don't go. 307 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:12,439 And, um, maybe keep that stuff away from the cats, 'cause this guy, 308 00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:15,442 NotMetalHeadDave, might want his stuff back. 309 00:21:15,877 --> 00:21:18,579 - Without cat pee pee on it. - Bye, Josh. 310 00:21:20,214 --> 00:21:22,282 All right, I've got it all sewn up. 311 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,285 Okay, I got it to her last night, so get it to Chapman today. 312 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:28,122 Bingo bango, invoice will be in the mail. 313 00:21:28,756 --> 00:21:31,793 Oh, and I, uh, sent an additional cleaning fee because she yakked 314 00:21:31,893 --> 00:21:33,060 all over my apartment. 315 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,494 It was blue cheese. 316 00:21:35,696 --> 00:21:38,099 What do you mean she doesn't have it? 317 00:21:38,199 --> 00:21:41,202 I mean, who the hell was the drunk dingbat I gave it to, then? 318 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,641 Fuck! Fuck! 319 00:21:46,741 --> 00:21:50,310 Don't you think there's something a little sinister about Josh? 320 00:21:51,913 --> 00:21:54,248 Like he could be Rosemary's Baby all grown up. 321 00:21:54,682 --> 00:21:58,853 Or like related to Elon Musk in some way. 322 00:21:58,953 --> 00:22:00,288 Okay, we need to focus. 323 00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:02,690 Have you seen his shadow? Focus! 324 00:22:03,257 --> 00:22:04,959 We have a very big day ahead of us. 325 00:22:05,059 --> 00:22:06,761 What? What is today? March? 326 00:22:07,128 --> 00:22:11,966 Frankie, I worked really hard, 327 00:22:13,201 --> 00:22:14,836 so I deserve a treat. 328 00:22:16,137 --> 00:22:17,605 Think about it. 329 00:22:20,074 --> 00:22:21,709 - Ah! - I have a headache. 330 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:23,744 Skeleton hurts. 331 00:22:30,885 --> 00:22:34,055 Key word, coupon. 332 00:22:38,159 --> 00:22:41,494 I'm like, yeah, of course I love cooking, okay, obviously. 333 00:22:41,596 --> 00:22:43,531 But you know what happens at restaurants? 334 00:22:43,631 --> 00:22:50,938 Yelling, sweat, stress, cocaine, affairs, having a boss. 335 00:22:51,038 --> 00:22:52,405 - Customers. - Customers. 336 00:22:52,506 --> 00:22:53,908 See, this is what Josh doesn't get. 337 00:22:54,008 --> 00:22:55,109 He is a customer. 338 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:57,078 Oh, Josh is such a customer. 339 00:23:07,555 --> 00:23:10,390 - No. - What is this? 340 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:13,393 What? What's happening? 341 00:23:14,562 --> 00:23:15,997 - No, what's happening? - No, no. 342 00:23:16,097 --> 00:23:17,365 What is this? 343 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,100 - No. - What is this? 344 00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:21,602 Frankie, what is this? 345 00:23:22,036 --> 00:23:25,039 Excuse me, what the fuck is the meaning of this? 346 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:26,674 We've been coming here for 10 years. 347 00:23:26,774 --> 00:23:28,643 You understand we deserve an explanation. 348 00:23:29,911 --> 00:23:31,913 Frankie, there's nothing she can do. 349 00:23:34,682 --> 00:23:36,584 She's probably taking it harder than anybody. 350 00:23:38,653 --> 00:23:45,927 Why? The Ranch. 351 00:23:46,027 --> 00:23:48,329 The ranch doesn't taste like this anywhere else. 352 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:50,798 Hey, hey, hey. 353 00:23:50,898 --> 00:23:51,832 You know what? 354 00:23:53,234 --> 00:23:56,304 If this really is our last time, we've got to make it count, huh? 355 00:23:56,404 --> 00:23:57,437 Yeah. 356 00:23:57,538 --> 00:23:59,807 Let's get sad later. 357 00:24:00,508 --> 00:24:03,077 Let's slap this bitch on the ass on our way out. 358 00:24:03,177 --> 00:24:04,779 Yeah. 359 00:24:06,847 --> 00:24:07,782 Hey. 360 00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:10,785 All right, can't believe this is the last time I'm going to say this. 361 00:24:10,885 --> 00:24:17,925 Um, can I have 2 adult endless lunches with drinks, please. 362 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,832 And you know I got the coupon. 363 00:25:00,701 --> 00:25:05,806 You are a crazy living hard in a crazy land 364 00:25:05,906 --> 00:25:11,212 Moving yourself out west, guided by the crazy hand 365 00:25:11,312 --> 00:25:16,917 The tannest freak around, you need some drier ground 366 00:25:17,018 --> 00:25:22,590 And when you can't go up, you know what your options are 367 00:25:22,690 --> 00:25:27,728 Let's build a bridge to Hawaii, yeah. 368 00:25:27,828 --> 00:25:33,000 Let's build a bridge to Hawaii, yeah. 369 00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:38,305 It's dark and it rains all the time. 370 00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:44,045 I'm guessing not the destination that you had in mind. 371 00:25:44,145 --> 00:25:48,482 Your brain's unraveling, the endless trave -- 372 00:26:18,145 --> 00:26:21,282 Uncertainty in the buffet sector? 373 00:26:21,382 --> 00:26:25,219 Like, is it just me, or is everything getting worse? 374 00:26:51,078 --> 00:26:53,114 Did we move? 375 00:26:57,017 --> 00:26:59,787 I can't believe they took Celine. 376 00:27:00,821 --> 00:27:05,759 Celine and our laptops. 377 00:27:06,595 --> 00:27:11,365 My laptop. She isn't even worth anything. She's only cardboard. 378 00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:14,168 The spreadsheet. 379 00:27:14,268 --> 00:27:16,036 The spreadsheet, Frankie. 380 00:27:16,137 --> 00:27:19,006 Now I can't turn it in, and I can't get paid, 381 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,243 and we can't pay Jose, and we're gonna be out on the street. 382 00:27:23,010 --> 00:27:25,246 Vagrants. Sea urchins. 383 00:27:26,881 --> 00:27:29,150 - Maybe even orphans. - Orphans? 384 00:27:32,052 --> 00:27:33,687 Should we call the police? 385 00:27:33,988 --> 00:27:36,824 No. Fuck the police. 386 00:27:37,892 --> 00:27:42,263 - I'm gonna-- - Um, don't call him right now. 387 00:27:44,265 --> 00:27:48,570 Josh's vision can be a little limited. 388 00:27:48,669 --> 00:27:51,972 Remember how judgmental he was when we tried to adopt that skunk? 389 00:27:52,973 --> 00:27:56,143 Oh, yeah. Well, what are we gonna do? 390 00:27:56,911 --> 00:27:58,846 I mean, we're fucked, man. 391 00:27:59,548 --> 00:28:00,915 We're 2 weeks late on rent. 392 00:28:01,015 --> 00:28:03,784 We owe, like, a bajillion dollars. 393 00:28:04,418 --> 00:28:09,156 We have less than an ounce of weed and nothing valuable left to sell. 394 00:28:09,558 --> 00:28:15,296 I mean, this is, like-- this is like an emergency. 395 00:28:20,034 --> 00:28:21,068 Frankie? 396 00:28:21,670 --> 00:28:22,803 Are you okay? 397 00:28:23,572 --> 00:28:24,872 You look weird. 398 00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:30,211 We do have something valuable left to sell. 399 00:28:33,981 --> 00:28:35,584 Are you sure this is a good idea? 400 00:28:35,684 --> 00:28:36,817 Yes. 401 00:28:36,917 --> 00:28:38,752 But we don't even know what these do. 402 00:28:39,053 --> 00:28:41,388 Exactly. That's why we have to take them first. 403 00:28:44,091 --> 00:28:46,561 What if they're poisonous? 404 00:28:47,261 --> 00:28:50,197 Why would NotMetalHeadDave give us a briefcase full of poison? 405 00:28:50,297 --> 00:28:52,299 That makes no sense. 406 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:55,836 Yeah, I guess that's true. 407 00:28:57,505 --> 00:28:59,740 Unless you've got a better plan. 408 00:29:00,174 --> 00:29:03,911 Something you want to tell me? 409 00:29:05,714 --> 00:29:06,880 No. 410 00:29:10,217 --> 00:29:13,722 This is you and me, Molls. We're in this together. 411 00:29:17,191 --> 00:29:19,093 Have I ever led you astray? 412 00:29:19,193 --> 00:29:20,995 Cheers. 413 00:29:30,505 --> 00:29:31,805 I don't feel anything. 414 00:29:32,906 --> 00:29:34,408 I know, me neither. 415 00:29:35,744 --> 00:29:36,810 Should we take more? 416 00:29:36,910 --> 00:29:37,811 No way, dude. 417 00:29:38,379 --> 00:29:40,214 Classic mistake. 418 00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:42,883 Jesus fucking Christ. 419 00:29:42,983 --> 00:29:45,520 Could you please not? I'm resting. 420 00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:47,454 Is there a man in our house? 421 00:29:59,233 --> 00:30:00,401 I don't know. 422 00:30:01,670 --> 00:30:03,003 That was weird. 423 00:30:04,739 --> 00:30:09,209 - Are you talking to me? - Yeah. 424 00:30:13,414 --> 00:30:16,817 Wow, that's new. 425 00:30:18,185 --> 00:30:22,356 So pretty and mysterious. 426 00:30:22,456 --> 00:30:25,292 No one told me we were going swimming. 427 00:30:27,294 --> 00:30:29,330 I'm a mermaid. 428 00:30:30,964 --> 00:30:33,334 I have mermaid vision. 429 00:30:33,434 --> 00:30:35,903 How are you doing that? 430 00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:38,540 - Doing what? - Doing what? 431 00:30:38,906 --> 00:30:40,742 Talking without moving your mouth. 432 00:30:40,841 --> 00:30:42,242 I have no mouth. 433 00:30:43,511 --> 00:30:45,846 - Am I not moving my mouth? - Wait, you are. 434 00:30:45,946 --> 00:30:47,448 It's before. 435 00:30:47,948 --> 00:30:49,483 Before when? 436 00:30:49,584 --> 00:30:51,919 I don't know. I don't know when. 437 00:30:52,419 --> 00:30:55,055 God, these people are such fuckwads. 438 00:30:55,590 --> 00:30:58,058 What the fuck? 439 00:31:00,894 --> 00:31:03,665 I think Dio just called us fuckwads. Why? 440 00:31:03,765 --> 00:31:05,466 Fuckwads? Did he say that? 441 00:31:05,567 --> 00:31:08,402 Honestly, they have a lot of explaining to do. 442 00:31:08,503 --> 00:31:11,905 Like why they let their weird friends take my palace away without asking. 443 00:31:12,005 --> 00:31:14,074 There's literally nowhere to hide in here anymore. 444 00:31:14,174 --> 00:31:17,378 They probably ran out of money again, which means we're back to eating discount 445 00:31:17,478 --> 00:31:19,614 mystery meat, which fucking blows. 446 00:31:19,714 --> 00:31:22,916 I can't believe they're responsible for, like, my safety. 447 00:31:23,016 --> 00:31:24,552 - My diet. - My well-being. 448 00:31:24,652 --> 00:31:25,787 - My future. - My fate. 449 00:31:25,886 --> 00:31:28,389 is in their dumb dumb hands 450 00:31:28,489 --> 00:31:31,325 - These weed heads never listen to Josh. - I don't like it. 451 00:31:31,425 --> 00:31:34,061 Even though he's the only one who smells good around here. 452 00:31:34,161 --> 00:31:36,363 I'm pretty sure they're the ones who give us fleas. 453 00:31:36,463 --> 00:31:38,999 Basically like snails in used clothing. 454 00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:40,100 Wait, where are you going? 455 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,301 I miss you! Wait, I love you! 456 00:31:41,402 --> 00:31:43,470 I'm obsessed with you! I want to cuddle forever! 457 00:31:43,571 --> 00:31:46,106 - Me too! - Run! Oh, my gosh. Come on, come on. 458 00:31:49,309 --> 00:31:51,613 Whoa! 459 00:31:51,713 --> 00:31:57,451 Sea World. I may have fucked up. 460 00:31:58,686 --> 00:32:00,954 - Are you thinking or talking? - I don't know. 461 00:32:01,756 --> 00:32:04,158 Am I thinking or talking? 462 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:08,262 I don't know. 463 00:32:31,586 --> 00:32:32,319 Hello? 464 00:32:32,419 --> 00:32:34,722 Frankie, hey, you got to be careful. 465 00:32:34,823 --> 00:32:36,390 There are dangerous, dangerous men looking for you, okay? 466 00:32:36,490 --> 00:32:38,225 What? 467 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,082 - You guys look like shit! - Yeah. 468 00:33:02,182 --> 00:33:05,385 Jesus, this shit lasts a long time. 469 00:33:05,486 --> 00:33:07,020 Yeah. 470 00:33:08,322 --> 00:33:10,257 Well, at least we found Bacon Tuxedo. 471 00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:15,095 The ocean is just fucking nuts, man. 472 00:33:15,763 --> 00:33:18,666 Frankie. I don't think we can sell these to people. 473 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:21,335 They're terrible. 474 00:33:23,136 --> 00:33:25,372 They weren't so bad. 475 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,208 We just didn't know what to expect. 476 00:33:30,612 --> 00:33:34,214 I bet they'd be really fun for-- someone. 477 00:33:35,817 --> 00:33:39,621 We'll just specify that they shouldn't have any pets. 478 00:33:44,626 --> 00:33:47,427 We don't know how to sell drugs like this. 479 00:33:47,529 --> 00:33:49,396 We don't even know how to sell drugs, period. 480 00:33:51,465 --> 00:33:54,034 I mean, who the fuck is our target audience? 481 00:33:56,704 --> 00:33:58,272 Dang. 482 00:34:02,142 --> 00:34:03,443 I've got it. 483 00:34:10,284 --> 00:34:11,753 Oh shit, one second. 484 00:34:40,815 --> 00:34:42,884 We look fucking crazy. 485 00:34:42,984 --> 00:34:44,652 We look high fashion. 486 00:34:45,053 --> 00:34:47,220 I feel like you can see my vagina. 487 00:34:47,922 --> 00:34:51,258 Good. You know these one percent ragers. We're trying to fit in here. 488 00:34:52,392 --> 00:34:53,995 It's kind of quiet for a rager. 489 00:34:54,094 --> 00:34:56,229 They're so gonna know we don't belong right away. 490 00:34:56,330 --> 00:35:00,068 These people do not have pizza tattoos, and we're gonna get kicked out. 491 00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:02,036 And arrested. Kind of hungry. 492 00:35:02,135 --> 00:35:03,337 I hope they have snacks. 493 00:35:03,437 --> 00:35:05,974 Look, nobody's ever been arrested for crashing a party. 494 00:35:06,608 --> 00:35:09,010 - They're gonna have tons of food in here. - Get out of my head! 495 00:35:09,109 --> 00:35:10,511 I would, but I can't. 496 00:35:12,947 --> 00:35:13,514 Ow. 497 00:35:19,419 --> 00:35:23,558 Uh, is this like a Stanford party? 498 00:35:24,391 --> 00:35:25,860 Hard bail, insta-bail. Let's go. 499 00:35:26,594 --> 00:35:27,595 Can I help you? 500 00:35:29,063 --> 00:35:30,832 Uh, Frankie, there's a guy. 501 00:35:30,932 --> 00:35:32,700 Um, fuck. 502 00:35:33,034 --> 00:35:34,535 Who invited you to my party? 503 00:35:35,435 --> 00:35:38,106 - Jeff? - Richie Rich? 504 00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:40,407 No one is named Richie Rich in real life. 505 00:35:40,508 --> 00:35:42,543 Come on, SOMEONE is named Richie Rich. 506 00:35:43,845 --> 00:35:44,679 Hello? 507 00:35:47,115 --> 00:35:48,415 Richie Rich. 508 00:35:51,819 --> 00:35:56,289 Oh my God, Richie, did you invite these weird bimbos to my party? 509 00:36:00,028 --> 00:36:02,096 Classic Richie Rich. 510 00:36:02,195 --> 00:36:04,132 Someone is named Richie Rich. 511 00:36:04,464 --> 00:36:06,333 There's like 5 people at this party. 512 00:36:07,802 --> 00:36:09,937 We don't have to do this. 513 00:36:13,074 --> 00:36:14,676 See you on the flip side. 514 00:36:15,943 --> 00:36:17,444 Stanford, hey? 515 00:36:17,545 --> 00:36:20,515 I have never heard of it. Oh, hey, check it out. 516 00:36:20,615 --> 00:36:23,951 Thank you so much. Who is looking for drugs? 517 00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:50,011 What do we have here? Bunch of white-collar criminals? 518 00:36:50,111 --> 00:36:52,412 Anyone here been on the Epstein plane? 519 00:36:52,513 --> 00:36:54,115 You like drugs? Sorry. 520 00:36:54,214 --> 00:36:55,650 Man, this party sucks, right? 521 00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:58,452 Like, maybe you could use, like, a little pick-me-up? 522 00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:00,555 Like drugs? There's no guarantee. 523 00:37:00,655 --> 00:37:02,824 Shipping your kid off to Stanford doesn't mean dick. 524 00:37:02,924 --> 00:37:05,059 He could still totally end up a drug dealer. 525 00:37:05,159 --> 00:37:07,862 Speaking of which, you guys party? 526 00:37:08,529 --> 00:37:12,033 - You sick fucks. - Oh, Sandy, it's not too late for you. 527 00:37:12,133 --> 00:37:17,304 Yes, divorce is a huge bummer, but your husband sounds like a sack of shit. 528 00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:18,906 You just need a fresh start. 529 00:37:19,006 --> 00:37:20,942 New year, new you. 530 00:37:21,374 --> 00:37:22,844 New drugs. 531 00:37:22,944 --> 00:37:26,147 You ever find yourself just sitting around thinking about death? 532 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,016 I do. Can't imagine how you feel. 533 00:37:29,349 --> 00:37:32,019 It's never really too late to open yourself to new 534 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,554 and meaningful experiences. 535 00:37:36,557 --> 00:37:39,894 You know, people that don't finish college, they typically go on to live, 536 00:37:39,994 --> 00:37:42,462 like, way more fulfilling lives. 537 00:37:42,563 --> 00:37:44,699 My cousin, she went to all 4 years. 538 00:37:45,967 --> 00:37:47,467 She's fucking dead. 539 00:37:47,568 --> 00:37:48,703 No. 540 00:37:49,003 --> 00:37:50,470 No, it's not for kids. 541 00:37:50,571 --> 00:37:52,439 I didn't go to college. I have zero regret. 542 00:37:53,007 --> 00:37:54,307 But I don't know. 543 00:37:54,407 --> 00:37:55,743 How cool is your kid? 544 00:37:59,614 --> 00:38:01,314 - Stanford. - Stanford. 545 00:38:02,049 --> 00:38:04,351 - Stanford. - Stanford. 546 00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,054 - Stanford. - Stanford. 547 00:38:35,216 --> 00:38:40,922 Have you ever, um, gotten high? 548 00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:02,109 Look alive, short stack. 549 00:39:02,210 --> 00:39:03,511 Daddy's here. 550 00:39:03,611 --> 00:39:07,048 So no English? I got you. 551 00:39:07,315 --> 00:39:08,716 I can act it out. 552 00:39:09,482 --> 00:39:10,651 Here we go. 553 00:39:13,221 --> 00:39:17,725 Have you ever tried acid? 554 00:39:21,329 --> 00:39:22,964 Oh, my god! 555 00:39:24,599 --> 00:39:26,133 Just I come to shock. 556 00:39:26,234 --> 00:39:27,702 Shit. No. 557 00:39:27,802 --> 00:39:30,238 - I come to provide shock and awe. - This is not happening. Fuck! 558 00:39:31,672 --> 00:39:33,674 - Oh, my God, dude. What? - Muscle man. Ooh! 559 00:39:33,774 --> 00:39:35,408 - Doesn't feel good, motherfucker. - Ah, does it feel good 560 00:39:35,509 --> 00:39:37,245 to be destroyed? 561 00:39:37,345 --> 00:39:41,115 By a girl. 562 00:39:41,215 --> 00:39:44,619 That is six for six, man. Would you like to go again? 563 00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,487 Damn, you were like so cool. 564 00:39:47,588 --> 00:39:50,358 Why are you at my shitty dad's party? 565 00:39:51,259 --> 00:39:54,528 I'm just trying to sell these weird drugs I found, but it's like, 566 00:39:54,829 --> 00:39:56,297 it's slim pickings out there. 567 00:39:56,396 --> 00:40:00,801 Yeah, probably because like most people are keeping their distance. 568 00:40:02,203 --> 00:40:04,404 You know, 'cause it's this thing he used to do in college. 569 00:40:04,505 --> 00:40:06,707 It like has not aged well. 570 00:40:13,114 --> 00:40:13,714 Go on. 571 00:40:23,991 --> 00:40:27,128 Oh yeah, me and my best friend took those. 572 00:40:27,228 --> 00:40:30,898 We had a really bad time, but you probably won't. 573 00:40:35,603 --> 00:40:36,971 I don't think so. 574 00:40:43,911 --> 00:40:45,579 - You want to buy it? - Mhm. 575 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:51,519 Fuck yes! Okay, um, I am going to have to consult 576 00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:54,355 with my business associate, 577 00:40:54,454 --> 00:40:56,390 just like for tax purposes. 578 00:40:56,489 --> 00:40:58,225 Um, I'll be right back. 579 00:40:58,326 --> 00:41:01,195 Okay, I come back. So stay. 580 00:41:02,430 --> 00:41:04,932 Don't you go anywhere. 581 00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:06,834 It wasn't just like one time. 582 00:41:06,934 --> 00:41:09,937 It was like over and over again. Mm-hmm. 583 00:41:10,037 --> 00:41:13,774 If there was a dip somewhere, he would just stick his dick in it. 584 00:41:14,575 --> 00:41:16,310 - What? - Yeah. 585 00:41:16,410 --> 00:41:20,948 I mean, like, the man literally just like could not stop sticking his dick in dips. 586 00:41:21,048 --> 00:41:23,651 And I mean, it's like, look, it's super well documented. 587 00:41:23,751 --> 00:41:25,186 I mean, like, here, check it. 588 00:41:25,286 --> 00:41:27,021 Look, onion dip. 589 00:41:27,922 --> 00:41:30,424 No guacamole. There he is. 590 00:41:30,524 --> 00:41:32,426 - Even hummus. - Not cool, man. 591 00:41:32,526 --> 00:41:33,627 Not cool. Like, look at him. 592 00:41:33,728 --> 00:41:34,962 Look at his face. 593 00:41:35,363 --> 00:41:40,001 You know, like, I keep these on lock for, like, insurance purposes. 594 00:41:40,101 --> 00:41:43,637 Yeah, like, every time he tries to, like, ground me, I just say, like, 595 00:41:44,138 --> 00:41:47,775 I know where the dicks are buried, bro. 596 00:41:48,876 --> 00:41:50,644 - Tight, right? - Wow. 597 00:41:52,179 --> 00:41:54,015 I know we haven't known each other that long, but I just have like 598 00:41:54,115 --> 00:41:56,784 a tremendous amount of respect for you. 599 00:41:58,519 --> 00:42:00,588 Holy shit, dude. 600 00:42:01,489 --> 00:42:03,057 This is crazy. 601 00:42:05,226 --> 00:42:06,827 You're a genius. 602 00:42:08,129 --> 00:42:08,963 Genius. 603 00:42:09,497 --> 00:42:12,133 Uh, I know. 604 00:42:13,401 --> 00:42:15,936 How old are you? 605 00:42:16,037 --> 00:42:17,438 Frankie? Frankie? 606 00:42:17,538 --> 00:42:18,873 Where are you? 607 00:42:18,973 --> 00:42:20,941 Dude? Hey. 608 00:42:21,042 --> 00:42:22,043 - What? - Hey. 609 00:42:22,143 --> 00:42:24,945 I've been looking everywhere for you. What the fuck? 610 00:42:25,846 --> 00:42:26,414 Hi. 611 00:42:26,515 --> 00:42:27,281 - Hi. - Yeah. 612 00:42:27,381 --> 00:42:28,282 I found a buyer. 613 00:42:29,016 --> 00:42:29,950 So let's go. 614 00:42:31,252 --> 00:42:32,386 We gotta go. 615 00:42:32,486 --> 00:42:34,021 - I gotta hit the road, daddy-O. - Really? 616 00:42:34,121 --> 00:42:37,058 But you know, we would also really love to extort your dad. 617 00:42:37,491 --> 00:42:38,659 Okay. Could you text me those pictures? 618 00:42:38,759 --> 00:42:41,262 For sure. Okay, it's 818-555-3331. 619 00:42:41,362 --> 00:42:42,296 - Don't forget. - Okay. 620 00:42:42,396 --> 00:42:43,130 Okay. 621 00:42:43,230 --> 00:42:43,998 Oh! 622 00:42:44,899 --> 00:42:45,699 Yikes. 623 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,469 That's weird. I told him I'd be right back. 624 00:42:48,569 --> 00:42:49,236 Fuck! 625 00:42:50,071 --> 00:42:50,905 Oh, the briefcase! 626 00:42:51,506 --> 00:42:52,873 It's gone! 627 00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:55,242 Oh, Frankie, I'm so sorry. 628 00:42:55,709 --> 00:42:56,710 I don't know what I was thinking. 629 00:42:56,811 --> 00:42:58,779 I never should have left him alone with it. 630 00:42:58,879 --> 00:43:00,281 I just got too excited. 631 00:43:00,381 --> 00:43:04,151 Everything was going so bad, and then I finally find someone, 632 00:43:04,452 --> 00:43:08,122 - and he seemed really into it. - Don't worry, baby. 633 00:43:08,222 --> 00:43:09,056 We're gravy. Check it. 634 00:43:10,024 --> 00:43:11,358 Uh, what am I looking at? Here. 635 00:43:12,893 --> 00:43:16,630 Oh my God, is that hummus? 636 00:43:16,730 --> 00:43:20,768 Say goodbye to drug pushing and hello to blackmail. 637 00:43:21,502 --> 00:43:23,370 This is our ticket, Moll. 638 00:43:23,471 --> 00:43:25,906 Plus those drugs, we sketch us all. 639 00:43:26,006 --> 00:43:32,213 I don't know, blackmail sounds dumb and like morally not good. 640 00:43:34,415 --> 00:43:36,450 I think I like drug dealing more. 641 00:43:37,051 --> 00:43:40,020 We didn't force this guy to stick his dick in all those dips. 642 00:43:40,888 --> 00:43:44,792 He made his dip dick everybody's problem, which is a totally cancelable offense. 643 00:43:45,226 --> 00:43:47,862 Plus, you lost the drugs, so we kind of have no choice. 644 00:43:47,962 --> 00:43:50,131 We have to pay Jose or we'll become orphans. 645 00:43:50,698 --> 00:43:52,066 This party sucks. 646 00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:54,768 Let's raid their crudité and get out of here. 647 00:43:56,370 --> 00:43:57,471 Let's go home. 648 00:44:11,819 --> 00:44:13,787 Didn't we put our car here? 649 00:44:14,889 --> 00:44:17,958 No way. Probably just a little bit further down. 650 00:44:20,661 --> 00:44:21,662 Hey, Frankie. 651 00:44:22,730 --> 00:44:24,798 You want to talk about the Stanford thing? 652 00:44:25,232 --> 00:44:28,135 Just because it's been like a lot of years now, you know, and-- 653 00:44:28,235 --> 00:44:31,839 I know it's traumatizing and all, but maybe it's time to just like 654 00:44:31,939 --> 00:44:33,440 reexamine what you want to do. 655 00:44:36,076 --> 00:44:39,413 Mm. I have a caviar ball stuck in my tooth. 656 00:44:59,133 --> 00:45:03,237 - Oh, yep, it's out. - Yeah. 657 00:45:03,538 --> 00:45:05,906 You should be MENSA, dude. I can't believe that worked. 658 00:45:06,006 --> 00:45:07,975 I know, right? 659 00:45:08,442 --> 00:45:10,778 Shit, dude, I got to pee. I had too much of the Vueve. 660 00:45:12,146 --> 00:45:16,116 Me too. Come here, let's pop squat. 661 00:45:26,126 --> 00:45:31,799 - Ladies! - Did you hear that? Huh? 662 00:45:31,899 --> 00:45:35,102 Oh, don't distract me, dude. I just pissed on my ankle. 663 00:45:35,604 --> 00:45:37,404 Ladies! 664 00:45:38,439 --> 00:45:40,074 Is he talking to us? 665 00:45:40,709 --> 00:45:43,410 Are we ladies? 666 00:45:53,887 --> 00:45:57,124 Do you like marijuana? 667 00:45:58,058 --> 00:46:01,495 Because we have a lot in the car. 668 00:46:03,931 --> 00:46:06,400 - Oh look, there's a cat too! - A cat? 669 00:46:07,334 --> 00:46:11,405 Wait, this is too good to be true. 670 00:46:11,772 --> 00:46:13,407 Actually, two cats. 671 00:46:13,508 --> 00:46:14,475 That never happens. Two? 672 00:46:14,576 --> 00:46:15,809 - One for each of us? - Yeah. 673 00:46:15,909 --> 00:46:18,245 Wow, very fluffy tail. 674 00:46:18,345 --> 00:46:20,881 I think this one must be a Maine Coon. 675 00:46:22,283 --> 00:46:22,983 Coming! 676 00:46:23,083 --> 00:46:24,785 One second, we're just-- 677 00:46:29,658 --> 00:46:30,991 Was that a gun?! 678 00:46:31,091 --> 00:46:33,994 Is this about the crackers?! 'Cause I'll give them back!! 679 00:46:34,729 --> 00:46:36,463 Oh my God! 680 00:46:47,742 --> 00:46:51,945 You two are the dumbest turkeys out here, I gotta tell you. 681 00:46:52,046 --> 00:46:55,182 - Who the fuck is that? - Uh, that is NotMetalHeadDave. 682 00:46:55,282 --> 00:46:58,520 - What's he doing here? - Um, shooting a gun. 683 00:46:58,620 --> 00:47:00,120 Why? Does he want to steal us? 684 00:47:00,220 --> 00:47:01,690 Hello? 685 00:47:01,790 --> 00:47:04,325 Do you want to get kidnapped by the clog-wearers and hung from a windmill, 686 00:47:04,425 --> 00:47:06,594 or do you want to get the hell out of here? 687 00:47:09,430 --> 00:47:11,999 Should we, like, ask him to put on the radio? 688 00:47:13,967 --> 00:47:16,437 Hey, where are we going? Yeah, someplace safe. 689 00:47:18,606 --> 00:47:21,308 Well, we're away from the guns, so aren't we safe? 690 00:47:23,444 --> 00:47:25,879 All will be clear once we get to the location. 691 00:47:25,979 --> 00:47:27,615 What is the location? 692 00:47:27,716 --> 00:47:29,283 Yeah, Chatsworth. 693 00:47:29,617 --> 00:47:30,618 - Chatsworth? - Yes. 694 00:47:32,286 --> 00:47:34,188 We are so gonna get serial killed. 695 00:47:34,288 --> 00:47:36,256 I don't want to die off the 118. 696 00:47:36,624 --> 00:47:38,392 This is so stressful. 697 00:47:39,627 --> 00:47:43,364 Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't smoke that in here. 698 00:47:43,464 --> 00:47:44,666 Put that out. 699 00:47:44,965 --> 00:47:47,334 Dude, this is California. 700 00:47:47,434 --> 00:47:49,804 I don't give a damn if it's Canada. 701 00:47:49,903 --> 00:47:54,141 - Put-- give me-- - hey, hey, hey! 702 00:47:59,581 --> 00:48:00,582 Huh? 703 00:48:04,451 --> 00:48:06,588 - Whathe fuck happened? - Dude! 704 00:48:06,688 --> 00:48:09,223 - Oh, hell, no, I think I just did that. - Oh, no. 705 00:48:09,323 --> 00:48:11,024 I thought with my brain and then I did it with my eyes. 706 00:48:11,125 --> 00:48:12,694 You totally did, dude. It was tight. 707 00:48:12,794 --> 00:48:13,862 Oh my God, I'm a witch. 708 00:48:13,961 --> 00:48:14,895 I mean, I don't think you're a witch, 709 00:48:14,995 --> 00:48:16,531 but if you were, that would be metal as fuck. 710 00:48:16,631 --> 00:48:19,066 Oh, but it's kind of scary because what if I curse this by accident? 711 00:48:19,166 --> 00:48:20,434 You should think, I wish Oasis would get back together. 712 00:48:20,535 --> 00:48:22,771 Oasis would get back together, dude. 713 00:48:23,337 --> 00:48:26,206 Oh, my God, your powers work. You're so fucking powerful. 714 00:48:27,709 --> 00:48:29,009 I'm powerful. 715 00:48:29,109 --> 00:48:30,944 How did these girls happen to me? 716 00:48:49,363 --> 00:48:50,532 Oh, doctor! 717 00:48:51,866 --> 00:48:52,667 Ow! 718 00:48:54,368 --> 00:48:57,806 I'm so sorry, David, I started -- I scared you. I stubbed my toe. It hurt a lot. 719 00:48:57,906 --> 00:48:58,840 It hurt a lot. 720 00:48:59,106 --> 00:49:00,374 - Hello. - Hi. 721 00:49:00,474 --> 00:49:05,212 I'm Dr. Olsen. Um, where's the, uh, the briefcase? 722 00:49:06,581 --> 00:49:10,150 Um, we don't have that. 723 00:49:10,250 --> 00:49:11,952 We haven't had it for a minute. 724 00:49:12,419 --> 00:49:13,053 Yeah. 725 00:49:13,755 --> 00:49:14,656 Oh, no. 726 00:49:16,758 --> 00:49:18,258 - This is a disaster. - I know. 727 00:49:18,358 --> 00:49:19,828 - This is a complete disaster. - I know, I know. And there's more. 728 00:49:19,928 --> 00:49:20,895 What more could there possibly be? 729 00:49:20,994 --> 00:49:23,798 Hey, do you think he's a bad guy or a good guy? 730 00:49:24,198 --> 00:49:29,771 Well, I like his jacket, but all this stuff is scary, so maybe a bad guy. 731 00:49:30,204 --> 00:49:33,006 Yeah, a lot of bad guys have cool jackets. 732 00:49:34,909 --> 00:49:37,912 You ones-- you took the Blaekspruttesaed. 733 00:49:38,011 --> 00:49:41,448 Is she spitting or talking together? 734 00:49:41,950 --> 00:49:43,984 I think she's asking us if we're gay. 735 00:49:44,084 --> 00:49:45,018 Undiluted? 736 00:49:46,588 --> 00:49:48,523 Oh, the drugs. 737 00:49:50,157 --> 00:49:52,159 Were we supposed to dilute that? 738 00:49:52,259 --> 00:49:53,360 Ah! 739 00:49:53,828 --> 00:49:54,596 Yes. 740 00:49:56,430 --> 00:49:57,331 Yes. 741 00:49:57,966 --> 00:49:59,466 Fuck my hole. 742 00:49:59,801 --> 00:50:01,401 - Fuck my hole. - I know, I know. 743 00:50:01,502 --> 00:50:05,205 I want you to take my hole and fuck it because it's already been fucked. 744 00:50:09,409 --> 00:50:10,812 Hell fuck. 745 00:50:11,345 --> 00:50:15,482 Hell fuck. Everything's fucked. 746 00:50:15,583 --> 00:50:16,951 Listen to me. 747 00:50:17,050 --> 00:50:20,287 I have no idea why you thought it would be a good idea to take the drugs. 748 00:50:20,688 --> 00:50:24,224 You are dumb as rocks, and you should be dead. 749 00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:29,263 But, but you may have saved the project 750 00:50:29,631 --> 00:50:32,834 by effectively becoming the project. 751 00:50:36,336 --> 00:50:39,072 Wait, what's the project? 752 00:50:40,307 --> 00:50:44,111 Do we want to be a project? 753 00:50:46,146 --> 00:50:47,347 Let me explain. 754 00:50:47,447 --> 00:50:50,685 I am a scientist and I have been working in Denmark. 755 00:50:51,786 --> 00:50:52,754 Is everybody Dutch? 756 00:50:53,788 --> 00:50:55,690 Not Dutch. Not Dutch. 757 00:50:55,990 --> 00:50:57,291 - Danish. - Well, then who's Dutch? 758 00:50:58,125 --> 00:50:59,594 People in Holland. 759 00:51:01,194 --> 00:51:02,496 Then who's Hollish? 760 00:51:02,597 --> 00:51:03,998 No one is Hollish. 761 00:51:04,097 --> 00:51:05,800 I mean, someone's got to be Hollish, right? 762 00:51:06,868 --> 00:51:08,068 I'm moving on. 763 00:51:08,168 --> 00:51:12,072 I work for a private company called the Kock Group. 764 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:13,575 Oh. 765 00:51:16,310 --> 00:51:18,111 And I have been researching giant squids. 766 00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:19,747 Squids? 767 00:51:20,180 --> 00:51:22,316 Giant squids. They dwell so deep in the ocean 768 00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:24,719 that no light can penetrate their habitat, 769 00:51:24,819 --> 00:51:28,523 so they must have a unique way communicating down there in the dark. 770 00:51:30,190 --> 00:51:30,792 Telepathy. 771 00:51:31,491 --> 00:51:32,927 Telepathy. 772 00:51:33,493 --> 00:51:38,432 6 months ago, a miracle, we were able to capture the left 773 00:51:38,533 --> 00:51:41,501 testicle of a young adult male. 774 00:51:41,803 --> 00:51:45,006 From this tissue, I was able to synthesize the compounds -- 775 00:51:45,105 --> 00:51:46,406 Nerd alert! 776 00:51:46,507 --> 00:51:49,811 Yeah, like we care about some squid nut sack. 777 00:51:50,344 --> 00:51:55,516 From this tissue, the left -- the testis and I 778 00:51:55,617 --> 00:51:59,554 able to create the drug Blaekspruttesaed. 779 00:52:04,959 --> 00:52:06,326 Good job. 780 00:52:06,426 --> 00:52:08,161 - Thank you. - Yeah, good. 781 00:52:08,261 --> 00:52:10,765 I thought if we could hear inside one another's minds, 782 00:52:10,865 --> 00:52:16,169 we could experience a greater empathy and become more invested in the common good. 783 00:52:16,269 --> 00:52:18,706 You know, that would be good. 784 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:25,680 But then I realized my employer, Mr. Kock, 785 00:52:27,381 --> 00:52:29,050 he was only interested in developing 786 00:52:29,149 --> 00:52:32,687 the telepathy toward mind control and selling it to the highest bidder. 787 00:52:33,921 --> 00:52:36,991 Mind control sounds really negative. Can we go home now? 788 00:52:37,091 --> 00:52:42,429 Also, I'm pretty sure I saw them two move a damn joint with their mind. 789 00:52:42,530 --> 00:52:44,632 What do you mean move a damn joint with with their mind. 790 00:52:44,732 --> 00:52:46,968 Move a joint with their damn mind. 791 00:52:47,068 --> 00:52:48,603 Their fucking mind. 792 00:52:48,703 --> 00:52:51,139 I have no idea, but I know that they were smoking in my car. 793 00:52:51,238 --> 00:52:53,240 Which rat is your favorite? I like that one. 794 00:52:53,340 --> 00:52:55,342 I named him Oreo. 795 00:52:55,442 --> 00:52:56,309 Hey! 796 00:52:56,410 --> 00:52:57,879 Oh, you think because this is California-- 797 00:52:57,979 --> 00:53:01,516 Excuse me, you have mixed Blaekspruttesaed with THC? 798 00:53:02,784 --> 00:53:03,685 Define mixed. 799 00:53:03,785 --> 00:53:06,688 That must be what's producing the telekinesis. 800 00:53:07,187 --> 00:53:10,825 A chemical reaction with the marijuana that you're constantly smoking? 801 00:53:10,925 --> 00:53:14,595 - Define constantly. - Can you control it? 802 00:53:14,696 --> 00:53:17,297 We could quit any time we wanted, let me tell you that. 803 00:53:17,397 --> 00:53:19,867 - Yep. - No, not the marijuana, the telekinesis. 804 00:53:19,967 --> 00:53:22,170 Can you control the telekinesis? 805 00:53:22,269 --> 00:53:25,540 Can you, here, move this flask with your mind? 806 00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:26,339 Go. 807 00:53:35,116 --> 00:53:40,588 I want to. 808 00:53:40,688 --> 00:53:42,590 Fuck. 809 00:53:49,764 --> 00:53:51,799 Break it. 810 00:53:51,899 --> 00:53:53,968 Break it. 811 00:53:57,638 --> 00:53:58,106 Break it. 812 00:53:58,206 --> 00:53:59,406 Break it. Break it. 813 00:54:01,542 --> 00:54:02,510 Too hard. I quit. 814 00:54:03,678 --> 00:54:04,679 It's okay. 815 00:54:05,179 --> 00:54:09,784 Next time, you'll learn to develop focus and self-control. 816 00:54:09,884 --> 00:54:11,018 I probably won't, though. 817 00:54:11,119 --> 00:54:12,452 We must begin testing. 818 00:54:12,954 --> 00:54:13,955 Uh, testing? 819 00:54:14,055 --> 00:54:16,991 - I have to take a blood sample. - Uh, no thank you. 820 00:54:17,091 --> 00:54:18,025 Wait. 821 00:54:18,126 --> 00:54:19,292 Hold. 822 00:54:20,128 --> 00:54:23,831 You did not tell anyone that you took the Blaekspruttesaed, did you? 823 00:54:23,931 --> 00:54:30,605 Um, did we tell-- I mean, a couple people at this party. 824 00:54:30,705 --> 00:54:31,873 Ah. 825 00:54:31,973 --> 00:54:34,575 But not that many. But it was more of like an alumni event. 826 00:54:34,675 --> 00:54:38,012 Ah, yeah. That's probably-- But there was one guy. 827 00:54:38,112 --> 00:54:38,913 Ah. 828 00:54:39,213 --> 00:54:40,447 Who I'm pretty sure was Hollish. 829 00:54:40,548 --> 00:54:45,318 And when I told him, that is when the briefcase went missing. 830 00:54:46,621 --> 00:54:47,955 But maybe y'all are friends. 831 00:54:49,356 --> 00:54:51,559 You are bozos. You are bozos. 832 00:54:51,659 --> 00:54:54,095 - Very much bozos. - Professional bozos. 833 00:54:54,195 --> 00:54:55,863 - Jeff Bozos. - You are Jeff Bozos, 834 00:54:55,963 --> 00:54:58,633 and you have no idea how much trouble you are in. 835 00:55:00,735 --> 00:55:03,303 The girls are now as valuable for study as the drugs themselves. 836 00:55:03,403 --> 00:55:05,673 We have to access Chapman's contacts at the UN. 837 00:55:05,773 --> 00:55:06,306 Come on. 838 00:55:14,549 --> 00:55:15,850 Uber, Uber, Uber! 839 00:55:17,084 --> 00:55:18,519 All right, 1 minute away. Okay. 840 00:55:18,619 --> 00:55:20,555 Oh no, he stopped. Why the hell is he turning around? 841 00:55:20,655 --> 00:55:22,389 - Oh no, call him, call him. - Okay. 842 00:55:24,357 --> 00:55:25,660 Hello? 843 00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:26,326 Gork? 844 00:55:28,029 --> 00:55:29,362 Gork? 845 00:55:29,831 --> 00:55:31,699 Ah, no, sorry, we've been chased. 846 00:55:33,433 --> 00:55:34,669 Goddamn it. 847 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,009 Gork, where are you? 848 00:55:44,812 --> 00:55:46,881 What do you mean I have a 2-star rating? 849 00:55:46,981 --> 00:55:48,348 There's actually a very legit reason for that. 850 00:55:48,448 --> 00:55:50,585 - If you-- - Hello? 851 00:56:03,965 --> 00:56:07,500 Hey, is it just me, or is NotMetalHeadDave kind of a babe? 852 00:56:08,202 --> 00:56:09,770 Dude. 853 00:56:10,338 --> 00:56:12,006 Seriously, he's so good at karate. 854 00:56:12,106 --> 00:56:13,841 He's got all these disguises. 855 00:56:14,342 --> 00:56:15,743 - I bet he's pretty unexpect -- - Dude! 856 00:56:16,344 --> 00:56:17,745 I'm tired of danger. 857 00:56:17,845 --> 00:56:21,015 Hey, I guarantee you we just need to hole up 858 00:56:21,115 --> 00:56:23,584 in the Chill Zone for a little bit and this whole Kock problem 859 00:56:23,684 --> 00:56:25,519 is just gonna blow over. 860 00:56:26,453 --> 00:56:28,289 What makes you think that? 861 00:56:28,388 --> 00:56:30,524 I mean, the lady in the garage was saying-- 862 00:56:30,625 --> 00:56:32,360 Hey, when has anything good ever come 863 00:56:32,459 --> 00:56:34,528 from listening to some weirdo in a garage? 864 00:56:36,130 --> 00:56:38,699 We don't have the drugs anymore. We're not really good for anything. 865 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:41,969 Now we can just kick back, blackmail Martin Flynn, 866 00:56:42,637 --> 00:56:44,906 and live in our house together forever and ever. 867 00:56:45,706 --> 00:56:47,474 Plus, we have to feed the cats. 868 00:56:48,509 --> 00:56:49,744 Motherfuck me. 869 00:56:49,844 --> 00:56:50,443 Oh! 870 00:56:55,448 --> 00:56:57,118 Why is everything so hard? 871 00:56:58,219 --> 00:56:59,020 Goddamn it, Jose. 872 00:57:02,123 --> 00:57:02,823 Jose. 873 00:57:04,792 --> 00:57:06,493 Give me one of your shoes. 874 00:57:11,299 --> 00:57:12,700 Welcome to our home. 875 00:57:14,135 --> 00:57:15,803 Welcome to our home. 876 00:57:24,178 --> 00:57:26,647 Hey, man, what's happening? 877 00:57:27,815 --> 00:57:28,616 Nothing. 878 00:57:29,317 --> 00:57:31,085 I wait for the girls. 879 00:57:31,451 --> 00:57:35,890 We are friends from cat club. 880 00:57:36,557 --> 00:57:39,026 Damn, fancy accent. 881 00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,194 Where are you from? 882 00:57:40,294 --> 00:57:41,062 Europe? 883 00:57:42,296 --> 00:57:43,130 No. 884 00:57:43,531 --> 00:57:45,166 My brother's been to Amsterdam. 885 00:57:45,266 --> 00:57:47,635 I heard they have crazy cafes out there and shit where you 886 00:57:47,735 --> 00:57:49,236 could smoke in the cafe. 887 00:57:49,337 --> 00:57:52,273 That's like if I went to Starbucks and I said, hey, let me get a caramel 888 00:57:52,373 --> 00:57:54,008 frappuccino and a joint. 889 00:57:54,308 --> 00:57:57,378 Have you ever smoked California bud? The girls aren't here right now. 890 00:57:57,477 --> 00:57:59,180 Come on, let's go. 891 00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:03,250 I'll roll you a fat-ass J and you can tell me which is better, Cali or Amsterdam. 892 00:58:05,119 --> 00:58:05,820 Come on. 893 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:06,787 Uh, come on. 894 00:58:07,655 --> 00:58:09,023 You ever seen the show Sliders? 895 00:58:09,123 --> 00:58:10,725 It's on Syfy Network. It's really good. 896 00:58:10,825 --> 00:58:12,560 I watch all American shows. 897 00:58:16,397 --> 00:58:19,533 Oh my fucking God, you dumb bitches, I am starving to death. 898 00:58:19,633 --> 00:58:21,402 Breakfast is 20 minutes late. 899 00:58:21,501 --> 00:58:22,536 That is legally a crime. 900 00:58:22,636 --> 00:58:23,604 I can see my ribs. 901 00:58:25,006 --> 00:58:26,974 - What do we do? - We gotta get out of town. 902 00:58:27,274 --> 00:58:29,577 We just gotta wait for the blackmail money to come through. 903 00:58:29,977 --> 00:58:32,513 Find someplace chill. Like Guatemala. 904 00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:35,082 Dude, we had so much fun in Guatemala. 905 00:58:35,816 --> 00:58:37,218 You loved the maracas, remember? 906 00:58:37,318 --> 00:58:39,253 - You were like... - Guatemala? 907 00:58:39,353 --> 00:58:43,991 Frankie! I've been getting nonstop work emails for the past 24 hours. 908 00:58:44,859 --> 00:58:47,795 Molly, those were our old lives. 909 00:58:50,131 --> 00:58:51,098 It's all canceled now. 910 00:58:52,967 --> 00:58:54,568 We're very important fugitives. 911 00:58:55,436 --> 00:58:56,604 We're runaways. 912 00:58:57,471 --> 00:58:58,806 We're rebels. 913 00:59:02,443 --> 00:59:03,310 Bad boys! 914 00:59:05,246 --> 00:59:08,382 Okay, well, Josh is at work, so maybe we could go to -- 915 00:59:08,482 --> 00:59:10,017 We're not gonna go see Josh, okay? 916 00:59:10,117 --> 00:59:11,886 We're changing our names, we're not gonna tell him the new ones, 917 00:59:11,986 --> 00:59:14,755 - and he's never gonna find us again. - Frankie, this is serious. 918 00:59:16,757 --> 00:59:19,560 - I'm scared. - Should I be scared? 919 00:59:19,994 --> 00:59:23,264 Hey, this is pretty serious, okay? 920 00:59:23,364 --> 00:59:25,666 Which is why I think we should get out of town. 921 00:59:26,133 --> 00:59:28,569 Oh, don't do that. Don't, don't cry. 922 00:59:28,669 --> 00:59:30,604 You know I cry when you cry, okay? 923 00:59:30,704 --> 00:59:32,406 Come here, come here, come here. 924 00:59:32,740 --> 00:59:35,609 I go inside now with the girls. 925 00:59:35,709 --> 00:59:37,211 Ah, you don't want to kick it? 926 00:59:37,311 --> 00:59:38,779 Let's go around front. 927 00:59:39,146 --> 00:59:40,648 I -- I'm building a badass gazebo 928 00:59:40,748 --> 00:59:42,616 in the back yard. Do you like meditating? 929 00:59:42,716 --> 00:59:46,220 That's where I meditate, in the gazebo. It's really cool out there. 930 00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:49,256 Okay, let's go see Josh so you can say goodbye, and then we need to get 931 00:59:49,356 --> 00:59:50,491 the fuck out of here. 932 00:59:50,624 --> 00:59:53,928 Right now, snacks, cats, weed, go. 933 01:00:23,757 --> 01:00:24,593 Oh, I hate to waste those. 934 01:00:28,729 --> 01:00:29,763 I have some notes on these sandwiches. 935 01:00:29,864 --> 01:00:31,265 Hey, what are you-- what are you doing? 936 01:00:31,365 --> 01:00:32,233 Shut up, Dio. 937 01:00:32,333 --> 01:00:33,267 Unhand me! 938 01:00:34,068 --> 01:00:35,669 Wait, is this like a vet thing? 939 01:00:35,769 --> 01:00:37,004 Are we going to the vet? 940 01:00:37,104 --> 01:00:39,340 I promise you they cannot afford the vet. 941 01:00:44,478 --> 01:00:45,112 Hey! 942 01:00:48,550 --> 01:00:49,750 Why is this closed?! 943 01:00:50,885 --> 01:00:53,120 Uh, Frankie, we should go. 944 01:00:54,321 --> 01:00:56,657 - Trying to get us some tunes. - Anything but ABBA. 945 01:00:56,757 --> 01:00:58,527 - I'm so sick of ABBA. - Don't listen to him. 946 01:00:58,627 --> 01:00:59,793 I love ABBA. 947 01:00:59,894 --> 01:01:03,330 Yeah, it's just this feels like time sensitive. 948 01:01:08,702 --> 01:01:10,070 I think you have to update your phone, dude. 949 01:01:10,471 --> 01:01:11,305 Let's just listen to the radio. 950 01:01:12,406 --> 01:01:13,340 Celine! 951 01:01:16,410 --> 01:01:17,711 This makes me emotional. 952 01:01:20,281 --> 01:01:21,583 - Oh shit - Oh shit! 953 01:01:27,321 --> 01:01:29,823 Driving. Frankie driving, I hate when she drives! 954 01:01:29,924 --> 01:01:33,961 couldn't reach. You gave me faith 'cause you 955 01:01:34,061 --> 01:01:38,633 believed. I'm everything... 956 01:02:05,527 --> 01:02:08,062 Uh, hello? 957 01:02:08,395 --> 01:02:09,763 Josh, hi! How's it going? 958 01:02:09,863 --> 01:02:11,398 I'm so happy to see you. 959 01:02:11,799 --> 01:02:13,133 - Whose car is that? - Go inside. 960 01:02:13,234 --> 01:02:14,168 That's a really -- that's a really nice -- 961 01:02:14,268 --> 01:02:15,836 - In, in, in, in, in. - Okay, okay, okay. 962 01:02:15,936 --> 01:02:17,539 - What is going on? - Is this the vet? 963 01:02:17,639 --> 01:02:20,508 This vet looks sketchy as hell, like really unsanitary. 964 01:02:22,677 --> 01:02:23,678 - Josh. - Joshie, I'm sorry. We have-- 965 01:02:23,777 --> 01:02:24,713 You weren't my first choice, okay? 966 01:02:24,812 --> 01:02:26,615 There's been a lot going on, all right? 967 01:02:26,715 --> 01:02:27,481 People are trying to kill us for science. 968 01:02:27,582 --> 01:02:28,382 They are Vikings. 969 01:02:28,482 --> 01:02:29,783 - We have telepathy now. - with guns. Cocks. 970 01:02:29,883 --> 01:02:31,553 - and we have to go to Mexico. - They wanna do experiments on us 971 01:02:31,653 --> 01:02:32,253 because we're special now. 972 01:02:32,353 --> 01:02:33,087 The cats are dicks. 973 01:02:33,187 --> 01:02:34,421 We took those drugs with giant squids. 974 01:02:34,522 --> 01:02:36,190 - Is it okay if we hide out here so - We're going to Mexico. 975 01:02:36,290 --> 01:02:37,258 - Unfortunately, you're not invited. - we can blackmail 976 01:02:37,358 --> 01:02:38,727 this guy and make money and run away? 977 01:02:38,826 --> 01:02:40,060 - She always likes me. - I love you so much. 978 01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:41,663 - Maybe she likes you. - I just don't want you to get hurt. 979 01:02:43,097 --> 01:02:45,766 - What the fuck? - Guys, get up. 980 01:02:45,866 --> 01:02:47,636 Come on, it's just sound Sound design. 981 01:02:47,935 --> 01:02:50,938 There's a show later, and this band, they got this intro where they're just 982 01:02:51,038 --> 01:02:53,240 like killing a bunch of police officers. 983 01:02:53,340 --> 01:02:55,175 Oh dang. 984 01:02:56,277 --> 01:02:58,779 Okay, how about we go talk in the office? 985 01:02:59,079 --> 01:03:00,649 Okay. Uh, what's in the office? 986 01:03:00,749 --> 01:03:03,450 Why do we have to go there? Only bad things happen in offices. 987 01:03:03,551 --> 01:03:06,186 - Hook up the motherfuckin treats. - Language. 988 01:03:06,287 --> 01:03:08,590 - Treat time, bitch. - I'm stress eating. 989 01:03:08,690 --> 01:03:09,790 I am eating my feelings. 990 01:03:11,859 --> 01:03:13,127 Hey, can I have your phone? 991 01:03:13,227 --> 01:03:15,162 - Oh yeah, - I'm gonna start the blackmail business. 992 01:03:18,098 --> 01:03:19,366 Huh! 993 01:03:23,070 --> 01:03:24,371 - Hey baby. - Hi. 994 01:03:25,205 --> 01:03:26,874 So, um, 995 01:03:28,242 --> 01:03:32,212 just want to ask-- don't be offended-- did 996 01:03:32,313 --> 01:03:35,282 you and Frankie really take those drugs? 997 01:03:37,552 --> 01:03:39,286 All this is so fucked. 998 01:03:42,423 --> 01:03:47,127 Um, yeah. 999 01:03:47,629 --> 01:03:48,429 Okay. 1000 01:03:48,530 --> 01:03:50,397 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1001 01:03:50,831 --> 01:03:55,537 Cuz I think you just like might be having a mental health event right now. 1002 01:03:56,937 --> 01:03:58,405 I'm just worried, yeah. 1003 01:03:58,506 --> 01:04:01,442 We know that you got freaky with those dips in the '80s. 1004 01:04:01,743 --> 01:04:05,045 Dips cannot consent, nor can the people eating them. 1005 01:04:09,751 --> 01:04:11,485 No, no. 1006 01:04:11,586 --> 01:04:14,656 Okay, I know, but no. 1007 01:04:14,756 --> 01:04:16,591 I saw them. There are dudes. 1008 01:04:16,691 --> 01:04:19,794 They have guns and they're coming after us for no reason. 1009 01:04:19,893 --> 01:04:23,897 It's like-- I mean, there's a reason, but anyways, it's like a whole big thing. 1010 01:04:26,568 --> 01:04:27,368 - Molly? - Yeah? 1011 01:04:27,468 --> 01:04:29,069 How much should we ask for? A million? 1012 01:04:29,169 --> 01:04:30,638 No. That seems like too much. 1013 01:04:31,773 --> 01:04:33,140 $20,000 ought to do it. 1014 01:04:37,746 --> 01:04:40,981 Baby, you sound crazy. 1015 01:04:41,982 --> 01:04:43,551 Come on, look at me. 1016 01:04:44,719 --> 01:04:45,919 Look at the cats. 1017 01:04:46,019 --> 01:04:47,622 Ah, you're in a bag. 1018 01:04:47,722 --> 01:04:49,089 Look at you, dork. 1019 01:04:49,189 --> 01:04:51,860 You are also stuck in a bag right now, dork. 1020 01:04:51,992 --> 01:04:53,127 The cats are in backpacks. 1021 01:04:54,495 --> 01:04:55,429 Think about that. 1022 01:04:58,198 --> 01:04:59,266 Yeah. 1023 01:05:00,769 --> 01:05:02,570 Let me take you home. 1024 01:05:04,338 --> 01:05:04,905 Yeah. 1025 01:05:06,173 --> 01:05:08,409 Give us $2 million or else. 1026 01:05:09,042 --> 01:05:11,679 And by the way, it's not even that cool that you went to Stanford, 1027 01:05:11,780 --> 01:05:14,616 so you don't have to keep lording it over everyone by hosting lame alumni 1028 01:05:14,716 --> 01:05:16,316 events with too much cheese. 1029 01:05:17,519 --> 01:05:18,285 Delete the last part. 1030 01:05:19,319 --> 01:05:19,687 Okay. 1031 01:05:21,523 --> 01:05:27,194 Frankie, I am not going to Guatemala. What? 1032 01:05:27,494 --> 01:05:31,165 I think those drugs really fucked us up, made us paranoid and stuff. 1033 01:05:31,265 --> 01:05:33,768 I just need to get some sleep. You should too. 1034 01:05:33,868 --> 01:05:35,402 Josh is gonna take me home now. 1035 01:05:37,237 --> 01:05:39,841 You-- what did you say to her? 1036 01:05:39,940 --> 01:05:41,609 Guys, what the fuck is going on? 1037 01:05:42,075 --> 01:05:45,647 I can't even believe you're considering ditching me right now. 1038 01:05:46,079 --> 01:05:49,049 Ditching me - when really this is all your fault. 1039 01:05:49,851 --> 01:05:50,885 My fault? 1040 01:05:51,185 --> 01:05:52,921 I mean, you were the one that forced me to go to 1041 01:05:53,020 --> 01:05:55,055 the Mannequin Pussy show all by myself. 1042 01:05:55,489 --> 01:05:57,625 And you didn't have the rent money, dude. 1043 01:05:57,725 --> 01:06:02,296 Well, I would have had money for the rent if my laptop hadn't gone stolen. 1044 01:06:02,396 --> 01:06:03,865 And you lost the briefcase. Ha! 1045 01:06:03,964 --> 01:06:05,265 Oh,. 1046 01:06:05,365 --> 01:06:06,467 So I guess if you think about it, 1047 01:06:06,568 --> 01:06:08,001 I'd be like completely fine if it wasn't for you. 1048 01:06:08,101 --> 01:06:10,037 And it's probably for the best that you were just gonna move in with Josh 1049 01:06:10,137 --> 01:06:11,539 and not even tell me about it. 1050 01:06:19,581 --> 01:06:20,682 I hadn't decided yet. 1051 01:06:22,282 --> 01:06:23,918 Well, I think you should. 1052 01:06:24,017 --> 01:06:25,486 I was gonna suggest it myself. 1053 01:06:25,820 --> 01:06:30,457 In fact, I think it's become clear that you've been holding me back. 1054 01:06:31,926 --> 01:06:34,228 I've been holding you back? 1055 01:06:38,332 --> 01:06:40,000 Oh, fuck, she did the scary laugh. 1056 01:06:40,100 --> 01:06:43,605 Guys, I didn't want to imply that anybody's holding anybody back. 1057 01:06:43,705 --> 01:06:46,006 - You both love each other. - You know what, Frankie? 1058 01:06:46,608 --> 01:06:50,143 I have gone along with every one of your fuckwad ideas. 1059 01:06:50,244 --> 01:06:52,580 Let's set off fireworks in Andy Sigal's living room. 1060 01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:54,014 Hm? 1061 01:06:54,114 --> 01:06:56,651 Let's have a contest to see who can drink the most 5-Hour Energies. 1062 01:06:56,751 --> 01:06:57,685 You won that contest! 1063 01:06:57,785 --> 01:07:00,320 Nobody won that contest. 1064 01:07:00,420 --> 01:07:05,693 But the truth is that ever since you failed out of Stanford 1065 01:07:06,661 --> 01:07:11,666 you have no focus and no goals, and you quit everything that's hard 1066 01:07:11,766 --> 01:07:14,501 because you're scared that if you ever actually tried at anything, 1067 01:07:15,502 --> 01:07:16,370 you'd fail again. 1068 01:07:16,470 --> 01:07:21,375 You are lazy and delusional. 1069 01:07:21,475 --> 01:07:24,512 If it wasn't for me, they would find you buried under the debt 1070 01:07:24,612 --> 01:07:27,749 of a million kitchen appliances pretending to be a chef, and we all know 1071 01:07:29,149 --> 01:07:33,521 you're just a just a stoned girl in a house. 1072 01:07:36,891 --> 01:07:42,162 You sabotaged me because you don't want to be a fuck-up alone. 1073 01:07:42,530 --> 01:07:45,165 I am tired of being dragged down with you. 1074 01:07:45,700 --> 01:07:52,472 So if we don't get murdered first, I am going to move out. 1075 01:07:53,041 --> 01:07:53,808 Great. 1076 01:07:54,676 --> 01:07:56,010 What a relief. 1077 01:07:56,109 --> 01:07:57,477 Then I could just get back on track. 1078 01:07:57,579 --> 01:08:00,347 - Yeah. - Back on the track to success! 1079 01:08:20,935 --> 01:08:21,636 What the hell! 1080 01:08:21,736 --> 01:08:23,203 Come on, babe, let's go. 1081 01:08:23,638 --> 01:08:24,872 It's just the intro for the band. 1082 01:08:24,973 --> 01:08:27,107 You were the one that told us that in the first place. 1083 01:08:27,842 --> 01:08:29,443 Yeah, but soundcheck's over. 1084 01:08:30,011 --> 01:08:31,478 - Josh. - Josh. 1085 01:08:31,579 --> 01:08:33,180 - Josh. - I knew we could trust Josh. 1086 01:08:34,782 --> 01:08:35,617 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1087 01:08:37,351 --> 01:08:38,385 Whatever's going on, 1088 01:08:38,485 --> 01:08:39,020 Fritz. 1089 01:08:39,119 --> 01:08:39,821 we can figure it out. 1090 01:08:39,921 --> 01:08:41,723 Stand by the wall, hands up. 1091 01:08:42,824 --> 01:08:43,423 Get moving. 1092 01:08:44,659 --> 01:08:47,562 You're such a fucking loser, Frankie. Here we go again. 1093 01:08:48,630 --> 01:08:49,731 Molly. 1094 01:08:53,300 --> 01:08:54,401 You can shoot them but not me. 1095 01:08:54,501 --> 01:08:56,169 Whatever they did, I had nothing to do with it. 1096 01:08:56,269 --> 01:08:59,373 - You are such a fucking pussy, man. - Yeah, well, you're a dumbass. 1097 01:08:59,473 --> 01:09:01,075 - You're a bitch. - Oh! 1098 01:09:01,174 --> 01:09:02,010 Oh, you're a bitch. 1099 01:09:02,110 --> 01:09:03,745 Oh, you're a double bitch. 1100 01:09:04,177 --> 01:09:05,113 Hey, hey, watch -- watch the cat. 1101 01:09:05,212 --> 01:09:07,214 Wait, Dio, I'm sorry I talked shit. 1102 01:09:07,314 --> 01:09:09,316 Where are you going? Please don't leave me. 1103 01:09:15,489 --> 01:09:18,026 Hello, I must speak with DeeDee at once. Ah! 1104 01:09:18,425 --> 01:09:19,894 This is so freaky. What the fuck? 1105 01:09:19,994 --> 01:09:22,362 You look like the other one. You are the other one. 1106 01:09:23,097 --> 01:09:23,865 What the fuck? 1107 01:09:26,934 --> 01:09:27,602 Astrid? 1108 01:09:29,137 --> 01:09:31,438 Yes, we have problems. 1109 01:10:03,604 --> 01:10:04,371 Molly. 1110 01:10:04,806 --> 01:10:07,075 - I want to go home. - Yeah, I'll give you this one. 1111 01:10:07,175 --> 01:10:08,643 This actually is scary. 1112 01:10:11,311 --> 01:10:12,379 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1113 01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:14,582 Okay, you want the vom, you'll get the vom. 1114 01:10:14,682 --> 01:10:16,416 Uh, fuck you. 1115 01:10:22,657 --> 01:10:23,991 Ow, ow. 1116 01:10:26,794 --> 01:10:27,628 No, no, no. 1117 01:10:29,764 --> 01:10:31,933 Hey, hey, that could have been Josh. 1118 01:10:48,649 --> 01:10:51,085 I still don't understand Hollish, 1119 01:10:51,519 --> 01:10:55,422 but I just want to put it out there that I know we haven't been on the same page, 1120 01:10:55,523 --> 01:10:57,457 and I'm really sorry. 1121 01:10:57,558 --> 01:11:01,195 But I see you and I hear you, and I'm gonna try really hard 1122 01:11:01,294 --> 01:11:02,964 to make better choices in the future. 1123 01:11:20,181 --> 01:11:20,782 Frankie? 1124 01:11:23,283 --> 01:11:25,620 Hello? I'm sideways! 1125 01:11:27,922 --> 01:11:29,023 So we're gonna go by boat? 1126 01:11:29,857 --> 01:11:30,792 Yes. 1127 01:11:31,159 --> 01:11:32,860 How long does that take? 1128 01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:34,896 We're gonna take a small boat, and then we'll take a big boat. 1129 01:11:34,996 --> 01:11:37,165 - Little boat, big boat. - Yes, and it'll take about 2 weeks. 1130 01:11:37,265 --> 01:11:38,566 Shh! 1131 01:11:39,233 --> 01:11:40,500 Mmm. 1132 01:11:41,235 --> 01:11:42,970 My bag smells like a dispensary. 1133 01:11:45,338 --> 01:11:47,041 Can I have a snack first? 1134 01:11:47,141 --> 01:11:48,209 Hungry. 1135 01:11:48,308 --> 01:11:49,243 Snack. 1136 01:11:51,078 --> 01:11:52,880 I have brownies in my backpack. 1137 01:11:53,214 --> 01:11:55,917 Brownies are in my backpack. 1138 01:11:56,017 --> 01:11:58,385 Can I-- Oh, please. 1139 01:11:58,485 --> 01:12:00,955 I can't reach them. I can't reach. 1140 01:12:01,055 --> 01:12:01,889 Please, go to for me. 1141 01:12:01,989 --> 01:12:06,561 Please do anything for brownies. 1142 01:12:07,427 --> 01:12:11,833 Um, no. No way. Frankie, do not let this weird foreigner jostle me. 1143 01:12:11,933 --> 01:12:13,267 Don't jostle the cat. 1144 01:12:13,835 --> 01:12:16,369 He's touching my hair! He's giving me his germs! 1145 01:12:16,469 --> 01:12:17,470 Thank you. 1146 01:12:17,572 --> 01:12:21,175 Mmm! So excited! 1147 01:12:21,275 --> 01:12:22,977 These are so good! 1148 01:12:23,077 --> 01:12:25,079 Dude. Mmm! 1149 01:12:26,514 --> 01:12:28,415 Molly's a genius. Blue cheese. 1150 01:12:30,218 --> 01:12:33,453 Mmm! Yes! Oh! 1151 01:12:35,256 --> 01:12:38,893 You, uh - Do you want some of this? 1152 01:12:40,194 --> 01:12:40,928 I'll share. 1153 01:12:43,698 --> 01:12:45,266 Oh, come on, little buddy. 1154 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:47,969 Oh, you can do it. Come on, you're so close. 1155 01:12:56,210 --> 01:13:00,081 No, seriously, I think it like moved an inch that time. Very, very close. 1156 01:13:00,181 --> 01:13:03,117 You know what, Dio, if you don't have anything helpful to say, 1157 01:13:03,483 --> 01:13:05,586 just don't say anything, okay? Thank you. 1158 01:13:06,954 --> 01:13:08,388 Ohh! 1159 01:13:08,488 --> 01:13:11,325 Oh, that's right, give up on this just like you give up on your dreams. 1160 01:13:11,424 --> 01:13:12,827 This is a metaphor. 1161 01:13:17,031 --> 01:13:18,833 I can't understand you. 1162 01:13:18,933 --> 01:13:25,106 One time Axel got drunk and then he peed on our coworker. 1163 01:13:25,206 --> 01:13:30,544 Then he blamed it on, on a-- You don't have a version in the US? 1164 01:13:30,645 --> 01:13:34,982 It's like a very dense bread, with pickled fish. 1165 01:13:35,415 --> 01:13:40,321 We say we like it, but I don't know, does anyone really like it? 1166 01:13:40,420 --> 01:13:44,491 I think I need to rest. 1167 01:13:45,826 --> 01:13:50,298 - I need-- - Fucking lightweight. 1168 01:13:50,398 --> 01:13:51,532 Huh! 1169 01:13:56,737 --> 01:13:57,838 Okay. 1170 01:13:57,939 --> 01:13:59,807 Weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, weed. Weed, 1171 01:13:59,907 --> 01:14:01,943 weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, weed. Telekinesis! 1172 01:14:07,515 --> 01:14:09,150 Focus! 1173 01:14:09,250 --> 01:14:10,785 Frankie, focus! 1174 01:14:24,332 --> 01:14:26,634 Molly! 1175 01:14:26,734 --> 01:14:28,636 Molly, can you hear me? 1176 01:14:30,004 --> 01:14:33,174 Why did Molly have to make those brownies so fucked up? 1177 01:14:33,607 --> 01:14:35,676 Does anyone need to be this high? 1178 01:14:36,077 --> 01:14:38,713 You are driving this backpack under the influence, and I'm actively 1179 01:14:38,813 --> 01:14:41,048 at risk with no agency at all. 1180 01:14:43,551 --> 01:14:50,191 GG, you need to go find Molly 1181 01:14:51,491 --> 01:14:53,928 and tell me how to get there? 1182 01:14:54,795 --> 01:14:56,030 Absolutely fucking not. 1183 01:14:56,130 --> 01:14:58,799 - Now you listen to me, fuckwad. - Oi! 1184 01:14:58,899 --> 01:15:01,435 I've done everything for you, literally your entire life. 1185 01:15:01,535 --> 01:15:05,806 I've fed you, I've cleaned up your shit, I provided catnip and a palatial estate 1186 01:15:05,906 --> 01:15:07,608 - without asking for anything back. - Objection! 1187 01:15:07,708 --> 01:15:09,744 And now's your time to return the favor. 1188 01:15:10,111 --> 01:15:11,445 Molly and Dio need us. 1189 01:15:11,746 --> 01:15:13,514 - Still no. - Huh! 1190 01:15:14,415 --> 01:15:17,251 - GG, come on. - You come on. 1191 01:15:17,351 --> 01:15:18,886 This is your chance. 1192 01:15:18,986 --> 01:15:22,957 This is your chance to prove to Dio that you're not a quitter. 1193 01:15:23,057 --> 01:15:24,191 Yes, I am. 1194 01:15:35,836 --> 01:15:37,371 Oh my God, I'm so scared. 1195 01:15:37,471 --> 01:15:39,640 This is a nightmare, an actual nightmare. 1196 01:15:39,740 --> 01:15:41,510 I'm going to report you to PETA for this. 1197 01:15:41,609 --> 01:15:43,377 I think that fear might be holding us back. 1198 01:15:43,477 --> 01:15:45,579 Fear is my most useful quality. 1199 01:15:45,679 --> 01:15:50,217 It has saved me from stranger danger, catnapping, owls, the vacuum. 1200 01:15:51,118 --> 01:15:52,053 I believe in you, GG. 1201 01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:55,189 I know we're not just a selfish fraidy cat. 1202 01:15:56,290 --> 01:15:57,758 - Yes, I am. - No, we're not. 1203 01:15:57,858 --> 01:15:59,326 - Yes, I am. - We are not. 1204 01:15:59,427 --> 01:16:01,195 - Yes, I am. - No, I'm not. 1205 01:16:01,295 --> 01:16:01,929 No, I'm not. 1206 01:16:02,396 --> 01:16:04,465 No, I'm not. 1207 01:16:04,765 --> 01:16:06,767 - Oh, GG, God. - I have balls. 1208 01:16:06,867 --> 01:16:10,237 I have chutzpah. Look at me! 1209 01:16:10,571 --> 01:16:12,773 I'm flying! I'm brave! 1210 01:16:12,873 --> 01:16:14,975 I'm basically Vin Diesel! 1211 01:16:15,076 --> 01:16:18,479 You can tell Dio he's the pussy and I'm the hero! 1212 01:16:18,579 --> 01:16:19,980 That's my kitty! 1213 01:16:30,124 --> 01:16:33,494 Fuck this. You're on your own. Thanks for the memories. 1214 01:16:38,199 --> 01:16:41,102 I never should've said that stuff to Frankie. 1215 01:16:41,202 --> 01:16:46,107 That was so mean and clearly a projection of my own fears of failure. 1216 01:16:46,407 --> 01:16:48,843 We're partners, soulmates. 1217 01:16:49,243 --> 01:16:53,380 She's the Bert to my Ernie. The Hall to my Oates. 1218 01:16:53,481 --> 01:16:56,417 I think we can likely trace your fear of restaurants to too many episodes 1219 01:16:56,518 --> 01:17:01,021 of Kitchen Nightmares, but for every Gordon Ramsay there's a Bobby Flay. 1220 01:17:01,455 --> 01:17:04,358 - Josh just wants what's best for us. - Shut up, Dio. 1221 01:17:04,458 --> 01:17:07,161 Shut up, Dio. 1222 01:17:07,495 --> 01:17:09,463 I've come to rescue you, dude! 1223 01:17:09,564 --> 01:17:11,165 Oh my God! 1224 01:17:11,265 --> 01:17:12,733 - Oh, we're fucked. We're so fucked. - And give you this 1225 01:17:12,833 --> 01:17:14,768 fucked up brownie that gives you superpowers 1226 01:17:14,869 --> 01:17:17,004 because you are my girl. 1227 01:17:17,104 --> 01:17:18,405 Oh my God. 1228 01:17:18,507 --> 01:17:19,740 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 1229 01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:21,375 This is the happiest I've ever been. 1230 01:17:21,475 --> 01:17:22,877 Get off her! 1231 01:17:27,114 --> 01:17:29,917 Where's Josh? I want Josh to rescue me instead. 1232 01:17:30,751 --> 01:17:33,754 Dude, some jabroni has been calling me over and over and over again 1233 01:17:33,854 --> 01:17:35,489 like some psycho torture shit. 1234 01:17:35,789 --> 01:17:37,992 Come on Dio, let's go find GG, buddy. 1235 01:17:38,092 --> 01:17:39,460 You're gonna love Guatemala. 1236 01:17:39,561 --> 01:17:40,928 We're never gonna get there. 1237 01:17:41,028 --> 01:17:45,232 Um, dude, did you send that blackmail letter 1238 01:17:45,733 --> 01:17:47,569 for Martin Flynn from my email address? 1239 01:17:47,668 --> 01:17:49,303 Because his lawyer sounds mad. 1240 01:17:49,403 --> 01:17:50,771 Like super, super, super mad. 1241 01:17:51,138 --> 01:17:54,308 I didn't actually think that plan out super thoroughly at the time. 1242 01:17:54,408 --> 01:17:55,843 Fuck! Motherfuck! 1243 01:17:55,943 --> 01:18:03,150 Oh, God! Molly, I'm so sorry. 1244 01:18:05,686 --> 01:18:08,088 I really thought I could get us out of here. 1245 01:18:12,627 --> 01:18:14,962 I knew it. I knew you no Guatemala. 1246 01:18:16,363 --> 01:18:17,464 Dio? 1247 01:18:21,302 --> 01:18:22,803 You're a California guy. 1248 01:18:23,437 --> 01:18:27,208 You don't want to learn Dutch. And you'll be safer here, okay? 1249 01:18:27,308 --> 01:18:28,809 That is true. 1250 01:18:29,276 --> 01:18:31,478 I love you. This is tough love, dude. 1251 01:18:31,580 --> 01:18:33,047 It hurts me more than it hurts you. 1252 01:18:33,747 --> 01:18:34,848 No, don't eat that. 1253 01:18:36,518 --> 01:18:39,420 I'm rooting for you though. Good luck in the lab. 1254 01:18:42,189 --> 01:18:44,091 Oh my God. 1255 01:19:12,152 --> 01:19:13,754 You coming? 1256 01:19:15,055 --> 01:19:17,024 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 1257 01:19:21,028 --> 01:19:21,962 - Run. - Oh, okay. 1258 01:19:28,902 --> 01:19:33,440 - Oh! Our stuff! - Those thieving motherfucks! 1259 01:19:36,544 --> 01:19:39,380 Come on! 1260 01:20:09,176 --> 01:20:10,578 Hello? 1261 01:20:28,162 --> 01:20:30,598 - Here, take this gun. - Oh, no. 1262 01:20:30,699 --> 01:20:32,866 - What do you mean, no? - I'm not even allowed to use the oven. 1263 01:20:32,966 --> 01:20:34,134 - I can't have a gun. - Oh my God. 1264 01:20:34,234 --> 01:20:35,469 All right, here, you take it. 1265 01:20:35,570 --> 01:20:36,337 Also no. 1266 01:20:36,437 --> 01:20:38,172 What the fuck is wrong with y'all? 1267 01:20:38,272 --> 01:20:39,774 Dude, guns are such a bad vibe. 1268 01:20:39,873 --> 01:20:41,308 I've signed like 100 petitions. 1269 01:20:41,408 --> 01:20:43,645 Murder? We're not gonna do murder, dude. I'm sorry. 1270 01:20:43,745 --> 01:20:45,879 No, fuck the NRA. Gun control now. 1271 01:20:45,979 --> 01:20:47,448 Okay, okay. 1272 01:20:47,549 --> 01:20:50,150 Do you two want to be turned into some weird herring-type dip sauce 1273 01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:51,985 with mayonnaise in it and shit? Is that what you want? 1274 01:20:52,086 --> 01:20:53,253 - No! - Take the gun. 1275 01:20:54,288 --> 01:20:56,357 No! 1276 01:21:05,332 --> 01:21:07,968 Don't go over there. Don't-- do not go. 1277 01:21:09,503 --> 01:21:13,407 - Oh my God! - No, no. 1278 01:21:18,979 --> 01:21:21,850 - Oh. - Oh 1279 01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:47,575 We're weed witches. 1280 01:21:48,743 --> 01:21:50,678 Fuck this violent bullshit. 1281 01:21:52,814 --> 01:21:54,448 Why are you guys like this? 1282 01:21:55,249 --> 01:21:58,352 So aggro and intense and dark. 1283 01:22:00,187 --> 01:22:02,990 Did the tooth fairy not come? 1284 01:22:04,826 --> 01:22:07,995 Did your mom give you a lame haircut? 1285 01:22:09,163 --> 01:22:12,032 Maybe you'd be happier if you wore socks. 1286 01:22:13,967 --> 01:22:16,671 You are what we call a buzzkill. 1287 01:22:17,872 --> 01:22:23,711 But now you will have fun, whether you like it or not. 1288 01:22:23,812 --> 01:22:30,150 Nobody likes a guy with a gun chugging Haterade and shooting stuff 1289 01:22:30,250 --> 01:22:31,351 and bumming everyone out. 1290 01:22:33,987 --> 01:22:37,491 Nobody likes that guy. 1291 01:22:43,832 --> 01:22:46,200 You could be partying. 1292 01:22:47,100 --> 01:22:49,269 You could be eating tacos. 1293 01:22:50,572 --> 01:22:53,273 You could be napping. 1294 01:23:02,717 --> 01:23:04,752 You could love someone. 1295 01:23:04,853 --> 01:23:08,355 You can have a best friend. 1296 01:23:11,826 --> 01:23:13,026 Ah! 1297 01:23:14,796 --> 01:23:17,264 Frankie. No, no, no, no, no. Get up. Get up. 1298 01:23:17,364 --> 01:23:22,402 You're okay. You're okay. Okay. You're alive. Cool. 1299 01:23:22,503 --> 01:23:24,739 Hello? 1300 01:23:25,372 --> 01:23:28,610 Whoa, okay, back up, back up, back up, back up. 1301 01:23:29,944 --> 01:23:31,245 You good? 1302 01:23:32,079 --> 01:23:34,348 Is it that weird that I would think that you'd want to kiss me? 1303 01:23:34,448 --> 01:23:37,685 I can move things with my mind. 1304 01:23:38,185 --> 01:23:39,921 No, Frankie, you don't understand. 1305 01:23:40,254 --> 01:23:42,557 You a hot-ass mess, girl. It would not happen. 1306 01:23:42,657 --> 01:23:43,925 Truly. Honestly. 1307 01:23:44,358 --> 01:23:46,628 Not a chance. 1308 01:23:46,728 --> 01:23:48,796 No! 1309 01:23:50,798 --> 01:23:53,233 It's not working anymore. I'm all out of brownie. 1310 01:23:53,333 --> 01:23:55,168 Frankie, I'm so scared. I don't want to die. 1311 01:24:02,309 --> 01:24:09,584 Hey, take me instead. 1312 01:24:09,684 --> 01:24:11,385 What? No, Frankie, no. 1313 01:24:11,485 --> 01:24:17,525 Yes, Molly, this is literally all my fault. 1314 01:24:17,625 --> 01:24:20,360 No, this is fucking happening. I love you more than anything. 1315 01:24:20,460 --> 01:24:22,162 I'm not holding you back. Let's go! Take me! Come on! 1316 01:24:24,899 --> 01:24:26,333 No, you can't leave me. 1317 01:24:26,433 --> 01:24:28,836 You clean up after me all the time. It's my turn, dude. 1318 01:24:28,937 --> 01:24:30,070 - All right. - No! 1319 01:24:31,271 --> 01:24:34,107 I won't let you go! Frankie! 1320 01:24:34,207 --> 01:24:36,143 - Come. - I love you. 1321 01:24:36,243 --> 01:24:38,746 - I love you. - I love you. 1322 01:24:38,846 --> 01:24:40,280 - I love you. - I love you. 1323 01:24:40,380 --> 01:24:42,416 - I love you. - I love you. 1324 01:24:42,517 --> 01:24:45,218 - I love you. - I love you. 1325 01:24:45,319 --> 01:24:54,729 I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. 1326 01:25:21,689 --> 01:25:22,824 Oh! 1327 01:26:05,033 --> 01:26:06,199 Dude, what the fuck? 1328 01:26:06,299 --> 01:26:07,367 That was metal as fuck! 1329 01:26:07,467 --> 01:26:09,169 Are we superheroes now? 1330 01:26:09,269 --> 01:26:11,139 Like, squid heroes? 1331 01:26:11,238 --> 01:26:14,008 You're my squid hero for sure. 1332 01:26:14,108 --> 01:26:15,743 Molls! 1333 01:26:18,146 --> 01:26:19,413 It's over. 1334 01:26:23,316 --> 01:26:26,821 For all those times you stood by 1335 01:26:26,921 --> 01:26:30,558 me. For all the truth that you made me see. 1336 01:26:30,658 --> 01:26:34,729 For all the joy you brought to my life, 1337 01:26:34,829 --> 01:26:39,033 for all the wrong that you made right, 1338 01:26:39,133 --> 01:26:42,570 for every dream you made come true, 1339 01:26:42,670 --> 01:26:46,974 for all the love I found in you, 1340 01:26:48,241 --> 01:26:52,847 I'll be forever thankful, baby. 1341 01:26:53,213 --> 01:26:56,884 You're the one who helped me up! 1342 01:26:56,984 --> 01:27:00,621 Never let me fall. 1343 01:27:00,722 --> 01:27:04,826 You're the one who saw me through 1344 01:27:04,926 --> 01:27:08,696 Through it all. You were -- 1345 01:27:16,303 --> 01:27:19,540 Hey! 1346 01:27:22,577 --> 01:27:23,878 I wonder where that guy went. 1347 01:27:23,978 --> 01:27:25,747 That was like private. 1348 01:27:34,522 --> 01:27:38,025 Oh. This is some real oppressive signage, dude. 1349 01:27:38,126 --> 01:27:40,027 This is government shit. 1350 01:27:40,128 --> 01:27:41,662 We get it. 1351 01:27:45,298 --> 01:27:48,903 - Federal building! - Oh! 1352 01:27:50,437 --> 01:27:53,574 I wanted to pee before. 1353 01:27:53,975 --> 01:27:57,410 Girls, this is my dear friend and colleague, Dr. Chapman. 1354 01:27:57,512 --> 01:27:59,647 She's been very anxious to meet both of you. 1355 01:28:00,248 --> 01:28:01,348 Hi. 1356 01:28:01,448 --> 01:28:05,485 Oh my God, they really do look weirdly alike. 1357 01:28:05,586 --> 01:28:07,255 Yes, it's just remarkable. 1358 01:28:07,354 --> 01:28:12,894 Would you say I'm the upgraded version of her, or she's the upgraded version of me? 1359 01:28:15,530 --> 01:28:20,735 Um, we like the, um, 1360 01:28:21,434 --> 01:28:25,039 you are the better girl. 1361 01:28:28,943 --> 01:28:31,579 You're the, you're the better one. We like you more. 1362 01:28:32,013 --> 01:28:33,380 Yes. 1363 01:28:35,049 --> 01:28:36,449 Sit and -- Please. 1364 01:28:41,222 --> 01:28:42,523 Welcome. 1365 01:28:42,623 --> 01:28:49,130 I was able to convince members of the UN, United Nations, 1366 01:28:49,864 --> 01:28:54,501 that the two of you are deeply involved, intrinsically so, 1367 01:28:54,902 --> 01:29:01,309 in the most important scientific discovery, breakthrough of our time. 1368 01:29:01,408 --> 01:29:03,077 You think she's gonna get to the point soon? 1369 01:29:03,177 --> 01:29:04,111 - Geez! - That could lead directly 1370 01:29:04,212 --> 01:29:06,080 to world peace. 1371 01:29:06,614 --> 01:29:12,352 They have decided to fully fund our project. 1372 01:29:12,787 --> 01:29:16,057 We must determine the effect of the Blaekspruttesaed, of course, 1373 01:29:16,157 --> 01:29:17,658 on you so that we can recreate it. 1374 01:29:17,758 --> 01:29:19,426 - You know, I've been thinking - in the future and, um. 1375 01:29:19,527 --> 01:29:21,562 you should move in with Josh, dude. 1376 01:29:21,662 --> 01:29:23,664 - Assure you that the - He objectively rocks. 1377 01:29:24,031 --> 01:29:26,133 - testing will not-- harm you - I was being crazy. 1378 01:29:26,234 --> 01:29:28,401 I'm gonna move out of the chill zone. I'm gonna get my own place. 1379 01:29:28,501 --> 01:29:31,739 I'll just sleep on your couch like one night a week or like 2 to 5 nights a week. 1380 01:29:31,839 --> 01:29:35,009 - You are incredibly valuable assets - As many nights as you want. 1381 01:29:35,109 --> 01:29:37,745 Frankie, I'm gonna miss you. - And we we just wanna take care of you. 1382 01:29:37,845 --> 01:29:38,913 I know, me too. 1383 01:29:39,013 --> 01:29:40,781 - But this is a good thing. - $400,000. 1384 01:29:40,882 --> 01:29:42,683 I'm just gonna figure my shit out. 1385 01:29:43,050 --> 01:29:44,819 - $300,000. - You will. 1386 01:29:44,919 --> 01:29:47,387 2, 1, 1. 1387 01:29:47,487 --> 01:29:48,990 $100,000. 1388 01:29:49,090 --> 01:29:50,992 We could have joint custody of the bongatron. 1389 01:29:51,092 --> 01:29:51,993 in this project. 1390 01:29:52,093 --> 01:29:53,761 Jinx. 1391 01:29:53,861 --> 01:29:54,929 More than I make. 1392 01:29:56,163 --> 01:29:57,298 A lot more than I make. 1393 01:29:57,798 --> 01:30:03,436 Besides the 3 to 4 days that you will be spending in our facilities at Stanford, 1394 01:30:03,537 --> 01:30:06,406 you can go about your lives as usual. 1395 01:30:11,411 --> 01:30:12,980 Did you just say Stanford? 1396 01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:16,717 That's where the laboratory is located. Is that a problem? 1397 01:30:17,118 --> 01:30:17,919 Lab? 1398 01:30:19,987 --> 01:30:21,022 Wait, wait, wait. 1399 01:30:24,292 --> 01:30:25,993 Could you start over? 1400 01:30:27,427 --> 01:30:28,596 I'm sorry. 1401 01:30:28,930 --> 01:30:30,932 - I'm really-- I'm sorry. - No. 1402 01:30:34,669 --> 01:30:38,539 Well-- We are offering you $100,000 each 1403 01:30:38,639 --> 01:30:42,543 per year, 24-hour protection, 1404 01:30:42,643 --> 01:30:46,881 and diplomatic immunity, you know, if you have any 1405 01:30:47,214 --> 01:30:51,252 legal difficulties that you need, uh, addressing. 1406 01:30:51,352 --> 01:30:53,654 - Yes. - I'm not surprised. 1407 01:30:53,754 --> 01:30:59,794 All of that is if you participate in our scientific testing. 1408 01:30:59,894 --> 01:31:03,597 Scientific testing at Stanford. 1409 01:31:05,433 --> 01:31:08,669 Yes. Stanford. 1410 01:31:08,769 --> 01:31:09,804 Dude. 1411 01:31:12,239 --> 01:31:13,374 Here. Here you go. 1412 01:31:13,473 --> 01:31:14,942 Just sign this. Sign. 1413 01:31:15,609 --> 01:31:16,544 Just sign the papers. 1414 01:31:16,644 --> 01:31:18,346 Where all the little tabs are. 1415 01:31:18,446 --> 01:31:19,880 I'll take this part. 1416 01:31:20,514 --> 01:31:22,383 - Oh, OK. - Oh, OK. 1417 01:31:22,482 --> 01:31:23,684 Hold on. Sign here. 1418 01:31:23,784 --> 01:31:25,920 I've never really done this. 1419 01:31:26,587 --> 01:31:28,356 Oh. OK. That's fine. 1420 01:31:28,456 --> 01:31:30,257 What'll you do with the money, girls? 1421 01:31:57,518 --> 01:32:00,721 All right, here you go, ma'am. Bong Appetit. 1422 01:32:04,792 --> 01:32:06,994 You will not regret the toothpaste, dude. 1423 01:32:07,094 --> 01:32:10,698 Seriously, it elevates the whole experience into this, like, minty heaven. 1424 01:32:15,169 --> 01:32:16,604 Sold. 1425 01:32:17,038 --> 01:32:19,540 I was almost scared of that guy, but then I wasn't. 1426 01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:20,875 Very brave, GG. 1427 01:32:20,975 --> 01:32:23,177 - Very, very brave. - No fear. 1428 01:32:27,248 --> 01:32:30,151 Frankie. 1429 01:32:30,785 --> 01:32:35,790 Look, I gotta say that I am just as surprised as anyone else, but I guess as 1430 01:32:35,890 --> 01:32:39,326 you change and grow, so does your taste. 1431 01:32:39,427 --> 01:32:40,694 Oh, this guy. 1432 01:32:40,795 --> 01:32:45,699 Look, I gotta be honest, I just, um, can't stop thinking. 1433 01:32:46,167 --> 01:32:47,701 Yo, let me save you some time here, bro. 1434 01:32:47,802 --> 01:32:50,237 - Yeah! - If you cannot handle me at my college 1435 01:32:50,337 --> 01:32:54,575 dropout, covered in cat hair, thousands of dollars in debt, deadbeat, 1436 01:32:54,909 --> 01:32:59,280 you do not deserve me at my international property, 1437 01:32:59,380 --> 01:33:04,919 subject of scientific top-secret testing at Stanford, business owner. 1438 01:33:05,019 --> 01:33:06,287 Boom, bitch! 1439 01:33:06,821 --> 01:33:11,892 I can't stop thinking about the sandwich. 1440 01:33:11,992 --> 01:33:12,927 Balls. 1441 01:33:13,027 --> 01:33:15,696 The one that was in Molly's bag. 1442 01:33:15,796 --> 01:33:17,765 I ate it on the way back from the warehouse. 1443 01:33:17,865 --> 01:33:19,633 It was fucking amazing. 1444 01:33:19,733 --> 01:33:21,268 The potato salad? 1445 01:33:21,836 --> 01:33:23,904 It's been haunting me ever since, really. 1446 01:33:24,004 --> 01:33:27,141 Delicious. $6.69, cash only. 1447 01:33:28,543 --> 01:33:29,610 Fuck me. 1448 01:33:31,378 --> 01:33:34,583 - There you go. - I know it's dirty, but I love money. 1449 01:33:34,682 --> 01:33:36,016 Yo, one escape for frickin' 1450 01:33:36,117 --> 01:33:38,819 NotMetalHeadDave, who came all the way down 1451 01:33:38,919 --> 01:33:40,788 here just to dunk on me at work. 1452 01:33:41,222 --> 01:33:43,357 Whip this fuckwad up something special, will ya? 1453 01:33:43,457 --> 01:33:45,259 You got it, chick. 1454 01:33:49,564 --> 01:33:51,265 Yoink! 1455 01:33:51,365 --> 01:33:54,536 - Ah! - Butthole! 1456 01:33:55,136 --> 01:33:57,738 That's the worst chopping I've ever seen. Completely uneven. 1457 01:33:57,838 --> 01:34:00,341 Molly, we're gonna have to fire this guy. 1458 01:34:04,411 --> 01:34:07,381 Frankie, that guy's a bonehead. Excuse my language. 1459 01:34:07,481 --> 01:34:10,151 Anybody who was actually cool would be frantic to date you. 1460 01:34:10,251 --> 01:34:11,085 Thank you, Josh. 1461 01:34:11,185 --> 01:34:12,953 I agree. 1462 01:34:15,789 --> 01:34:18,759 Justice for Frankie Campbell. 1463 01:34:22,696 --> 01:34:24,331 - Okay! What else? - He's gonna dig that. 1464 01:34:24,431 --> 01:34:26,167 Fucking freak. Fucking freak. 1465 01:34:30,271 --> 01:34:32,507 - Should I put some toothpaste? - No, are you fucking kidding me? 1466 01:34:32,607 --> 01:34:33,874 He doesn't get toothpaste. 1467 01:34:33,974 --> 01:34:35,242 Okay. He doesn't get toothpaste. He doesn't get toothpaste. 1468 01:34:36,343 --> 01:34:37,311 What else? 1469 01:35:09,376 --> 01:35:11,111 It's my birthday. 1470 01:35:22,691 --> 01:35:24,458 Oh, no. 1471 01:38:50,197 --> 01:38:51,465 I think all the scientists trying to make 1472 01:38:51,566 --> 01:38:54,134 weed stronger really have their focus in the wrong place, 1473 01:38:56,103 --> 01:39:00,107 'cause weed is strong enough on I mean, I'm literally high as fuck all the time. 1474 01:39:01,843 --> 01:39:05,245 What we need to do is-- we need to breed out the compound 1475 01:39:05,345 --> 01:39:07,014 that's giving us cottonmouth. 1476 01:39:08,516 --> 01:39:10,184 Yeah. 1477 01:39:15,055 --> 01:39:17,424 There's, like, no way they can't do that, right? 1478 01:39:18,425 --> 01:39:22,162 Dude, that's a trillion-dollar idea. 1479 01:39:23,464 --> 01:39:24,264 I know. 1480 01:39:25,399 --> 01:39:26,433 You're a genius. 1481 01:39:28,068 --> 01:39:30,137 I know.