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[PLAYERS SCREAMING]
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[PUBLIC CLAIMING]
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You know, I didn't want to
say it at that moment
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because I'm trying to be less
clinging to my damn habits...
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But?
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But I thought it was crazy
change our entire philosophy
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and style of play in the middle of the season.
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But?
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But it's fucking cool.
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You know, they have fun,
we have fun,
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These people are having fun.
We are all having fun.
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I didn't see 22 guys having fun
so good on the grass
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since I saw the Grateful Dead improvising
with Black Crowes and Phish.
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Oops. I bet it was a great concert.
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Ah, it was a disaster. But they had fun.
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[PLAYERS SCREAMING INDIstinctly]
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- [PLAYER] Beautiful!
- [JAMIE] Pull!
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[GRUNTS]
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[CHEERS]
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Oooh!
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- Yeah! Yeah!
- [LAUGH]
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Whistle! Whistle!
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The first half ended. Great job.
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Oooh! Did you hear that? Roy
He said they did a great job.
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- [SCREAMS]
- [CHUCKLES]
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- [PLAYERS LAUGHING AND CHEERING]
- [ISAAC] Uh!
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Nice shot, buddy.
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[SIGH]
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[PLAYERS CONVERSING]
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[SNIFFS, SIGHS] Oh, Chihuahua.
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I don't remember which pair it is
clean and which is dirty.
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Do you roll up your dirty socks?
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Just because they are dirty doesn't mean
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that they don't deserve to have a friend.
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You are right. After all,
We are all friends of Richard.
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[PLAYERS LAUGHING]
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Ha! [CHUCKLES]
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[JAN CHUCKS]
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[COLIN] Hello, friend.
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Do you want to go for a beer or
something later? Talk for a while?
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No.
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[SNIFF]
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Oh no. I chose the dirty socks.
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Oops. [CHUCKLES]
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[OPENING MUSIC PLAYS]
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So, have you heard from Jack yet?
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Do you know that never, ever,
you're supposed to send another message
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to someone who didn't answer the previous one?
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[CHANGING] Sure.
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Oh, God. You sent double messages.
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[PANTS] So much blue.
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I know. [SIGH]
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It's like I got diarrhea
on the thumbs or something like that.
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- Oh, come here. [CHUCKLES]
- [GRUNTS]
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- [KNOCKS ON THE DOOR]
- Uh-oh.
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When a girl talk turns into a hug,
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you know what it means
something horrible happened
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or absolutely nothing.
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Jack is ignoring Keeley.
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- [CLICKS TONGUE] Oh, no.
- Hmm.
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First you want to give yourself some time,
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and now the old digital Irish farewell applies.
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Mmm-mmm-mmm.
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A term that never
I finished understanding.
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Because I have a friend there
at home named Seamus O'Malley,
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and that condemned man hugs people
like 20 minutes to say goodbye
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before leaving anywhere.
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- Hmm.
- [TED] Yes, I'm sorry to hear that.
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Hey, I made you some cookies,
You know, to soften the blow.
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Oh, thanks, Ted.
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Thank you.
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That? [PANTS] There's like
40 pounds here.
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I didn't know you were going to be here
until this morning.
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I didn't have time to do anything special,
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so I just put in a little cash.
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That's very sweet. Thanks, Ted.
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You just have to do it.
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Hey, boss. Do you mind if I skip
today's press conference?
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Michelle and I have some meetings
of parents and teachers that I don't want to miss.
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- Sure, Ted. Family first.
- I apreciate it.
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Oops, we could get Roy to give it to us.
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I know you hate those things,
but they are very good at it.
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I mean, that's fine with me.
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Great idea.
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Look at you. With a broken heart,
but still sweeping. [CHUCKLES]
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Well, I'm not heartbroken.
Rather it is folded.
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Oops, folded heart. I like it.
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It's a great title for a
country song. Something like that...
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♪ My heart is folded in my apartment ♪
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♪ Because the only thing you left
It was the smell of your farts ♪
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- Very good. Goodbye, Ted.
- [CHUCKLES]
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- ♪ And now that you're gone ♪
- [REBECCA SNAKES]
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♪ I wrote this song ♪
♪ Because the only thing you left was ♪
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♪ The smell of your farts ♪
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- [EMPLOYEE] Coach Kent.
- Hello.
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[KEELEY CHUCKS]
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Ah, speaking of the king of Rome.
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- Alright.
- [KEELEY] Hmm.
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- Keeley.
-Roy.
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Well, uh, I need you to replace Ted
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At today's press conference,
if that's okay with you.
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No fucking way.
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I mean, why can't Ted do it?
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I mean, I'd love to.
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Marvelous.
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- Come on?
- Hmm.
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Shit.
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I heard that.
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[JADE] Delivery for Mr. Shelby.
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It's Shelley.
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Oh, God... I'm so sorry.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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I brought you lunch.
I thought we could eat here.
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I'm surprised that Derek
has given you permission.
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He said there was no problem.
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As long as I took him back
something with the West Ham logo.
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Well, I can do that. [LAUGHS]
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Huh. Hey, how about...?
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Ah, here you go. A mouse pad.
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Eh... [STRIVES] ...
and you can keep a scarf.
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- Oops. [LAUGHS] I'm so sorry. Take.
- [CHUCKLES]
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Hey, the... And this. This is him,
uh... the officer, uh, professor...
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And actually, uh, already
You know... You better not take that one.
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I only need one.
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Oh. Well, you know, save
the rest for next time. [CHUCKLES]
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Ah, gee.
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I won your kiss
of the afternoon.
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Rupert, hello. Hey...
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Good. So, Jade, huh,
This is Rupert, my boss.
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And, Rupert, she is
Jade, my girlfriend.
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Well, hello.
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- Hello. [CHUCKLES]
- It's a pleasure to meet you.
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Jade. What a beautiful name.
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Thank you. Actually it is
diminutive of Jaded.
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My mother gave me that name
for his favorite aunt.
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But I don't care.
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Wait. I like it
consider me a little...
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an amateur dialectologist.
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You are from southern Poland, right?
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Yes, I am from Nowy Sącz.
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Ah, look at that smile.
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Yes, Jade, yes this young man
It wasn't so bright,
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I would say that you are too much for him.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Mmm. What is that smell?
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Oh. Hey, Jade, hey,
He surprised me with lunch.
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It's from Taste of
Athens. It's my favorite place.
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Oh.
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I'm a host there.
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And that's why it's your
Favorite place, I would say.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- [RUPERT] Yes.
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Well, it was wonderful meeting you, Jade.
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[NATHAN CHUCKS]
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And, Nate, friend,
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Don't ruin this.
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No. [CHUCKLES]
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Goodbye, Rupert. [CHUCKLES]
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It looks very rich.
But also quite friendly.
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Yes, no, it is. It's... [STUTTERS]
It's actually very decent.
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Hmm.
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Hey, I owe him a lot. So... [CHUCKLES]
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[SIGH] Good.
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That's very kind of you
do this, you know?
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Sorry for the interruption, Rebecca.
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Hey, did you know Ted wasn't going
to give your press conference today?
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Uh, yeah. I asked Roy to replace it.
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Oh. That explains it.
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Is there a problem?
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Hey...
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That's not what I said, Gary!
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I have your appointment right here!
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Yes he said it, coach.
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- [COACH BEARD] Stay out of it, Lloyd!
- [SARAH] Don't yell at Lloyd.
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You said, and I quote,
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"Joe Walsh is better
guitarist than Jimmy Page.
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- That's what you said.
- [REPORTERS CLAYING]
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It's okay! I said it!
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But what I wanted to say is that
Joe Walsh is underrated.
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Jimmy Page is overrated!
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- [REPORTERS CLAYING]
- I mean, Joe Walsh is a poet.
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Jimmy Page is... [STUTTERS]
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...a fucking court reporter
with Adderall.
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[REPORTERS CRYING]
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Are you crazy? Page
He could beat Walsh with a single rope.
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What do you mean beat him?
It's not a competition, man!
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It's art, damn Neanderthal!
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[CRYING CONTINUES]
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- [HIGGINS] Okay.
- Hello!
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- Okay, okay. I think this is over. Yes.
- You are suspicious!
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- I?
- Yes, you!
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Hello! Hello! I...
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"Stairway to Heaven" is a glorified
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fingering exercise, and everyone knows it!
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[CHUCKLES] So much passion.
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I... I don't remember the last time
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that I could be here with everyone
You guys, absolutely... [STUTTERS]
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...brilliant members of the
press here in the press room.
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So, with that in mind, I
I'd love to answer some questions.
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Come on, ask me absolutely anything you want.
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- Yes, yes.
- Hey, Marcus Adebayo, The Independent.
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- Hello, Marcus. How are you?
- Very good.
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- Good, good. Yeah?
- Miss Welton,
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In your opinion, who is the best
classic rock guitarist of all time?
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[REPORTERS MURMURING]
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[EXHALES SHARPLY] Great question.
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Oops.
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Uh... [STUTTERS]
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- Thank you. Thank you so much.
- [REPORTERS CLAYING]
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[SHULLS] Sorry about that.
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- [CHUCKLES] "Cream's guy."
- Yes that's fine!
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Don't start with me, Leslie!
I... [INHALES DEEPLY] I panicked.
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[BREATHING ROUGHLY] I'm going
to kill Roy Kent.
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Look, don't let Roy do
press is just Roy being Roy.
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Oh yes. Well, I am
tired of Roy being Roy.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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So it's time for Rebecca to be Rebecca.
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Oh yes. Absolutely. I couldn't...
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Oops. Yes. There you go.
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Yeah! Oops! [IMITATES AN EXPLOSION]
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No, go back down.
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Because? I already made my 20s, easily.
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Yes. We don't start
to count until it hurts.
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And that goes for all of you!
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Hey! Kent!
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Get your hairy ass in my office. Now!
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- [PLAYERS MURMURING, CHUCKLING]
- [DOOR CLOSES]
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[PLAYERS CHUCKLING, WHISTLING] Oops!
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Each and every one of you
They know my butt isn't hairy.
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And still no one said anything.
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And I will never forgive them.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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You are right. We are cowards.
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Now if I had been talking
from Richard's butt...
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[PLAYERS CLAYING]
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[MUMURS, BLOWS KISSES]
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[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
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[PLAYERS TALKING AND LAUGHING]
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So do they still dissect
frogs in science class today
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or now they just talk
of the frog's feelings?
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[TEACHER] Honestly? Both things.
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[MICHELLE] Miss Ledbetter, is there
something Henry can do
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to raise your grade in your class?
245
00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:02,848
Coach, can I...?
246
00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,976
- Yes, apart from helium.
- [MS. LEDBETTER CHUCKS]
247
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:08,770
Isaac knows it.
248
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,732
That Ted's son is failing science?
249
00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:14,401
Scandal.
250
00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:18,030
-How did he react?
- Bad.
251
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,282
He doesn't want to talk to me.
252
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,451
Give it a minute.
253
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,620
You shouldn't have to do it,
But some people need it.
254
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,622
Don't forget that you know
that you have been gay for 20 years.
255
00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:28,248
Much more than that.
256
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:31,084
Since I came out of the womb
from my mom, I never looked back.
257
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:32,920
[SWALLOWS]
258
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:37,049
[SIGH] But I understand you. Thanks, Trent.
259
00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:38,300
Hmm.
260
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,251
Yes. Hey, but do you know which one
it was my favorite thing
261
00:12:40,252 --> 00:12:41,678
of Sir Isaac Newton?
262
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,430
Who always had his feet on the Earth. [CHUCKLES]
263
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,891
- [MISS LEDBETTER CHUCKS]
- [MICHELLE] Ted, we have to let her go.
264
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:48,644
- Yes, it will be better to let Ledbetter go.
- [MS. LEDBETTER CHUCKS]
265
00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:52,439
What the fuck is your problem?
266
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,942
Oh wait, I know this one. You are the problem!
267
00:12:55,943 --> 00:13:00,781
If I ask you to give a press conference,
He gives the fucking press conference.
268
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:04,451
Alright. Shit. I'm sorry. No
I knew it was so important.
269
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,370
So you just didn't do it?
270
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,623
Is that the plan for
the rest of your life?
271
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,875
Are you going to walk away
of everything
272
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,253
When does it stop being fun or easy?
273
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:16,171
[SIGH]
274
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:20,884
What do you want, Roy? Hmm?
275
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,386
What do you really want?
276
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,721
I just want to be left alone.
277
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:28,809
Oh, nonsense, Roy!
You want much more than that!
278
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,070
You are so convinced
279
00:13:30,071 --> 00:13:32,271
that you don't deserve
nothing good in your life,
280
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:34,020
What do you prefer to eat?
a bowl of shit soup
281
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,983
and then complain about the portion size.
282
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,696
Stop putting obstacles in your way, man.
283
00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:43,782
Because all this attitude of
"poor me" what are you wearing
284
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,994
It's just fucking exhausting.
285
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,458
That's all?
286
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:56,503
Yes, that's all.
287
00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,590
For now.
288
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,936
[SIGH]
289
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:39,213
How are we for tomorrow?
290
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,965
Oh, uh, yeah... [CHUCKS] ...great.
291
00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:43,653
I think we should play without a goalkeeper.
292
00:14:43,654 --> 00:14:45,093
You know, just to give them a chance.
293
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:47,054
I love it when you get cocky.
294
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,018
Ah, baklava.
295
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,311
Oh yes. Help yourself...
296
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,066
- Yes.
- It was a pleasure meeting Kate.
297
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,069
Ah, Jade. It's Jade.
298
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,571
Oh yes. Clear. Jade. Yes.
299
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,406
Well, she loved meeting you.
300
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,243
There is nothing better than the love of a woman.
301
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,345
[PUBLIC SINGING INDISTINTLY]
302
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:40,524
Sitting up there, but it's just
a little... We'll go for a drink.
303
00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:42,693
Hey. Finish them, murderer.
304
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,280
Well, I hope your kit man remembered
bring 11 body bags. [CHUCKLES]
305
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,845
[CHUCKLES] Hey, after the game,
306
00:15:48,846 --> 00:15:50,701
Let's go for a drink.
If you feel like it.
307
00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:54,371
Yes, that would be great.
Should I invite Jade?
308
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:58,166
No, I thought we were alone
us two You know, boys night.
309
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:02,171
Oh yes. [STUTTERS] It would be
charming. I mean... great.
310
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,677
[RUPERT] Okay, let's go
to make bubbles.
311
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:11,638
[ARLO] Across town, West Ham
hopes to stay at the top of the table
312
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,182
- against Southampton.
-[EXHALES SHARPLY]
313
00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:17,102
While here on Nelson Road, the
Greyhounds on a roll face Brighton.
314
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,689
The color red reaches its maximum
around 800 degrees Celsius, Arlo.
315
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:22,200
The way Richmond is playing,
316
00:16:22,201 --> 00:16:25,360
a more precise description
It would be incandescent yellow.
317
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,487
- [BAR CUSTOMERS CONVERSING]
- Thank you for correcting me, Chris,
318
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,157
and next time feel free to
Wait until we go off air.
319
00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:32,659
What is this?
320
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:36,371
We are so full we ran out
the pint glasses. [CHUCKLES]
321
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:37,872
To the bottom.
322
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:43,253
♪ Money coming in ♪ [CHUCKLES]
323
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:45,214
That way it tastes better.
324
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:47,591
[ARLO] The inhabitants of
the Kennel have seen
325
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:50,177
his Greyhounds climb
quickly on the chart lately.
326
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,804
The air is full of
an unusual confidence
327
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,932
before another visit to the winners' circle.
328
00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:57,226
- Leslie, did you just send me a message?
- Yes.
329
00:16:57,226 --> 00:16:59,394
- I'm sitting right here.
- Now I see it.
330
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:01,980
Oh, it's Jack.
331
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:05,733
- He says he's in Argentina...
- [CHUFFING]
332
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,111
...over the next few months.
333
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:09,780
Ouch.
334
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:14,284
Well I guess our break
It's actually a breakup.
335
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,248
So now that Jack is officially my ex,
336
00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:22,105
feel free to
say anything
337
00:17:22,106 --> 00:17:23,836
that they didn't like her.
338
00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:25,212
- Well...
- Oops.
339
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,881
His handshake was too strong.
340
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,133
You know... [MOANS]
341
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,470
We understand it. You are friendly.
[CHUCKLES, MUMBERS]
342
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,555
It's good that he left.
343
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:38,724
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
344
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:41,103
[THIERRY] Very good,
friend. Let's do it.
345
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:45,649
Go get them, captain.
346
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:49,570
Isaac.
347
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:52,906
Alright guys, there.
come on. Concentrate. Everyone attentive.
348
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:54,533
Coach, who are we playing today?
349
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,159
Brighton and Hove Albion.
350
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:58,537
Brighton, Hove and Albion. I didn't know
that we were playing against a law firm.
351
00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:01,039
[PLAYERS CHUCKLING]
352
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:02,624
All right, get together. Come on!
353
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:05,419
[PLAYERS APPLAUDING AND CLAYING]
354
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,055
[TED] Go ahead, captain. Do the math.
355
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,891
Richmond to C. A, B, C!
356
00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:20,100
[ALL] Richmond!
357
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,311
[PLAYERS APPLAUDING AND CLAYING]
358
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,988
[ARLO] Brighton is
putting something together here,
359
00:18:27,989 --> 00:18:30,527
until that bad control by Cooke.
360
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,821
Oh no! A careless touch from McAdoo
361
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:35,282
and a Richmond goal kick
It becomes a corner for Brighton.
362
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,659
- [CHRIS] McAdoo lost concentration there.
- [CUSTOMERS MOAN]
363
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,995
[ARLO] An unusual error
of the captain.
364
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:43,207
Well done, McAdoo, you fucking idiot!
365
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:44,207
[ARLO] Some Richmond fans
366
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,251
they are telling McAdoo
exactly what they think.
367
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:48,921
The corner is coming.
368
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,006
And the goalkeeper catches the ball.
369
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:52,925
Yes, Zoreaux. Yeah, nice catch, buddy.
370
00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:54,009
It's actually Van Damme.
371
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:56,970
[ARLO] Van Damme has had
a commanding presence, Chris.
372
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,581
[CHRIS] Just like in the movie Timecop,
373
00:18:58,582 --> 00:19:00,182
where he does the split twice.
374
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,602
Richmond with possession.
375
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,648
Hughes has the ball.
Find space.
376
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:10,108
Can't find it. Go back to Maas.
377
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:13,487
No! Cooke anticipates,
and Brighton goes on the attack.
378
00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:14,488
[PLAYERS SCREAMING]
379
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:16,615
- [ARLO] And just like that...
- Shit!
380
00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:18,909
- ...Joey Miller puts Brighton 1-0.
- Lightning.
381
00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:22,746
- [PUBLIC CLAYING]
- For the love of God! Shit!
382
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:26,291
[ARLO] Is this the beginning of the
End of Richmond streak?
383
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:28,794
- What the fuck, brother?
- That?
384
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:30,671
- Your damn goal is over there.
- Oh, of course, yes.
385
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,840
Get your act together, damn it. No
you stay away from me.
386
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,466
- Relax.
- Your damn goal is over there.
387
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,343
[ARLO] McAdoo is furious,
388
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,178
- recriminating Hughes for his mistake.
- Wait, what?
389
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,889
- Don't fucking get away from me!
- [ARLO] Obisanya calms the situation,
390
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,391
- but McAdoo is still furious.
- Shit!
391
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,643
- We have time. Come on!
- [ARLO] Wow.
392
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:48,188
Richmond did many
questions in the first half
393
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,983
but he has not been able to put
nothing in Brighton's goal.
394
00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:53,861
When entering one minute of added time,
395
00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:56,530
the seagulls would be delighted
to go to the locker room
396
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:58,323
with an advantage of one goal to zero.
397
00:19:58,323 --> 00:19:59,533
Any thoughts, Chris?
398
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,326
[CHRIS] Seagulls are miserable creatures
399
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,745
that they would steal your car keys
from above the towel on the beach.
400
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,415
[CUSTOMERS CLAYING]
401
00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:07,749
[ARLO] Richmond starts to gear.
402
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:11,211
This is the precise ball movement
What we expect from them.
403
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:14,381
Oh, this is elegant. First class passes
around the area.
404
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,966
Rojas enters.
405
00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:18,218
-Oh! Brighton blocks it.
- [AUDIENCE PANTS AND MOANS]
406
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,513
- [WHISTLE BLOWS]
- [ARLO] And the first half ends.
407
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:25,475
Brighton win 1-0, but
This is still open to anyone.
408
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:30,898
[FAN 1, HUMMING] Himself
Richmond as always. It's still a disaster.
409
00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,484
They are terrible!
410
00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:39,448
Stop passing the ball
and do something already!
411
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:43,202
They are a disgrace to the shield!
412
00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:45,913
Everyone is playing like
a lot of fucking ma...!
413
00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:48,248
[PUBLIC CLAYING]
414
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,292
- What the hell did you just tell me?
- That?
415
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:53,670
- What the fuck did you tell me?
- [PUBLIC CLAYING]
416
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:57,090
[ARLO] Isaac McAdoo jumped the
barrier and threw himself towards the stands.
417
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,259
- This is incredible.
- Oh my God.
418
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,136
- I dare you to say it again!
- [ARLO] It seems to be
419
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:03,847
confronting one
of Richmond supporters.
420
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,390
That's it, McAdoo. Go get it.
421
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,601
Wait. He's one of ours.
422
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:08,852
Say that word again!
423
00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:10,437
Leave it!
424
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:13,023
- Say that fucking word again!
- Isaac!
425
00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:14,316
- [WHISTLE BLOWS]
- Number five!
426
00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:15,943
For the love of God.
427
00:21:15,943 --> 00:21:18,111
- [EVERYONE MOANS]
- The captain, man.
428
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:21,532
[ARLO] It's an obvious red card.
McAdoo clearly has to go.
429
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:25,410
[CHRIS] Roy Kent as the voice
of reason. What a world.
430
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:26,912
- [ISAAC] Damn.
- [PUBLIC CLAYING]
431
00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:28,455
Good boy. Hey!
432
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:30,874
Get that guy out of here, damn it!
433
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,084
- [AUDIENCE BOOSING]
- What?
434
00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:35,963
[ARLO] After chaos broke out,
Finally the break begins,
435
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:38,549
and the Greyhounds have a lot to talk about.
436
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,931
[BREATHES shakily]
437
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:59,152
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [ISAAC BREATHES HARDLY]
438
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,446
[DOOR CLOSES]
439
00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:17,588
Alright, no one's going to say
nothing? Perfect, I'll start.
440
00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:18,672
Isaac, what the hell happened?
441
00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:22,593
[BREATHES shakily] One of our
fans said ignorant shit!
442
00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:26,847
Alright. Okay, what...
[STUTTERS] what did he say?
443
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,436
- I... I heard it.
- [TED] Okay.
444
00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:33,978
He said the f-word.
445
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,316
- Fuck?
- No, the other f-word.
446
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:39,693
- [PLAYERS] Ah.
- Ah, shit.
447
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:42,279
[PLAYERS MURMURING]
448
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:46,366
For what it's worth, the fan was sent off.
449
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,578
And I apologize for my dad.
450
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,206
- [PLAYER MOANS]
- [CHUCKLES]
451
00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:53,624
Sorry, this is not the time for jokes.
452
00:22:53,624 --> 00:22:55,417
Hey, get the mood, Leslie. [CHANGING]
453
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:58,295
It's okay. It's okay, I understand.
I understand. I... Uh...
454
00:22:58,295 --> 00:23:02,382
Isaac, look. What did that guy say?
Unforgivable. Alright?
455
00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:05,135
But, man... [CHUCKLES]
456
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:07,130
...your reaction
They are not going to teach it
457
00:23:07,131 --> 00:23:09,223
in any Tibetan monastery soon.
458
00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:11,683
- Do you understand what I'm saying?
- Yes, now we have one less.
459
00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:14,561
Yeah, Isaac, come on, man. It is not
nothing we haven't heard before.
460
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:17,523
[PLAYERS CLAYING]
461
00:23:17,523 --> 00:23:20,192
Exactly. It's just
shit. Ignore her, man.
462
00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:21,902
Ignore her?
463
00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:24,321
I don't fucking want to ignore her.
464
00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:30,244
What if one of us is gay? Oh?
465
00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:33,747
We shouldn't have to
put up with this shit!
466
00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:41,964
[CHANGING]
467
00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:45,175
[SLAMS THE DOOR]
468
00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:48,345
It's okay.
469
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:51,348
- I... I'll take care of it.
- Yes, yes.
470
00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:55,769
[MOVES LIPS WITHOUT TALKING]
471
00:23:56,854 --> 00:24:00,023
- [MOVES LIPS WITHOUT SPEAKING]
- [LOW VOICE] Do you think I should do it?
472
00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:01,441
[MUMBERS]
473
00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:12,619
No, come out, Roy. No... no
I need you to come in here.
474
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:14,413
Leave me alone.
Go to hell, okay?
475
00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:16,790
I screwed up. Just fuck off.
Leave me alone.
476
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:18,458
I don't need you to start yelling at me.
477
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,252
I didn't come to yell at you.
478
00:24:26,008 --> 00:24:27,009
[SIGH]
479
00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:29,928
What the hell was all that?
480
00:24:29,928 --> 00:24:33,932
- [PLAYER 1] I don't know.
- [PLAYERS MURMURING]
481
00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:35,517
Colin, do you... do you know?
482
00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:39,104
Guys, it's pretty obvious.
483
00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:40,731
Isaac is gay, right?
484
00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:42,733
- Oh.
- [PLAYERS MURMURING]
485
00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:44,188
[JAN] Well, statistically speaking,
486
00:24:44,189 --> 00:24:46,403
10% of the population is homosexual.
487
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:47,988
So it's not that surprising.
488
00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:52,451
So there's probably more.
gay people in this room.
489
00:24:52,451 --> 00:24:54,536
[PLAYERS MURMURING]
490
00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:06,757
[CLICKS TONGUE] I'm flattered.
- [PLAYERS CHUCKLING]
491
00:25:06,757 --> 00:25:09,927
Guys... Guys, we don't need
keep talking about this, okay?
492
00:25:09,927 --> 00:25:11,929
All Isaac needs now is our support.
493
00:25:11,929 --> 00:25:14,973
- [PLAYERS MURMURING]
- [PLAYER 2] Yes. He's our captain.
494
00:25:17,518 --> 00:25:19,102
[TED] Alright guys,
Let's focus on the second half.
495
00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:21,230
- Now, what we have...
- Wait, wait, wait. One moment.
496
00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:23,857
Isaac is not gay.
497
00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:28,862
I don't know what happened out there,
498
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:36,447
but I do know that, whatever it is, it is not
so you're really angry.
499
00:25:38,914 --> 00:25:39,915
Or yes?
500
00:25:43,085 --> 00:25:44,086
[SIGH]
501
00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:49,716
So trust me.
502
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:53,637
You have to go figure that out...
503
00:25:56,473 --> 00:26:00,018
or you're going to ruin whatever
that you really care.
504
00:26:05,649 --> 00:26:06,817
[WILL] He's right, you know?
505
00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:11,864
[INHALE DEEPLY]
506
00:26:11,864 --> 00:26:15,534
The little things that make us angry
They are like snowflakes on a mountain.
507
00:26:17,411 --> 00:26:19,830
And if we wait too long then
just one sneeze
508
00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:22,457
to cause an avalanche that kills us all.
509
00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:26,712
Thanks, Will.
510
00:26:32,009 --> 00:26:33,510
- Do you want gum?
- Don't abuse.
511
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:34,510
[WILL MUMBERS]
512
00:26:35,554 --> 00:26:37,431
[PLAYERS MURMURING]
513
00:26:43,061 --> 00:26:45,772
[SIGH] So, everything okay?
514
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,733
- [BUMBERCATCH] Sure.
- [PLAYERS MURMURING]
515
00:26:47,733 --> 00:26:51,987
- Yes.
- Clear. All good.
516
00:26:51,987 --> 00:26:54,865
- [DANI] Yes, yes. Yes, friend.
- One thousand percent.
517
00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:57,743
You're gay, so what? but
we don't care. Right, guys?
518
00:26:57,743 --> 00:27:01,163
- [PLAYERS MUMBURING] Yes. Yes.
- [JAN] All good, brother.
519
00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:03,248
[STUTTERS] No, wait.
[STUTTERS] Actually, wait a minute.
520
00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:07,294
[STUTTERS] Colin, we do care, you know?
521
00:27:08,337 --> 00:27:09,794
when I was a child
there in Kansas City,
522
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:11,423
I had a friend named Stevey Jewell.
523
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,051
He was a Denver Broncos fan.
524
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:17,930
But we all grew up just
in the middle of Chiefs territory.
525
00:27:17,930 --> 00:27:20,224
So they made fun of each other a lot
of him for that, you know?
526
00:27:20,224 --> 00:27:23,334
But I... I told him
that didn't change at all
527
00:27:23,335 --> 00:27:25,479
How I felt about him, you know?
528
00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:28,023
I told him that "I didn't care."
529
00:27:28,607 --> 00:27:30,150
[STUTTERS] And I didn't care, you know?
530
00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:34,530
But then, in nineteen hundred... what? 97, 98?
531
00:27:35,322 --> 00:27:39,117
He had to watch two Super Bowls in a row
with the Denver Broncos playing
532
00:27:39,117 --> 00:27:40,202
completely alone.
533
00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:47,668
In the first, he ate
he alone a whole seven layer dip
534
00:27:47,668 --> 00:27:50,379
by Price Chopper.
535
00:27:50,379 --> 00:27:53,131
A huge thing. and
It destroyed his stomach.
536
00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:55,384
He apparently destroyed the
toilet from his parents' basement.
537
00:27:55,384 --> 00:27:57,511
[STUTTERS] I remember that
rumor at that time was
538
00:27:57,511 --> 00:28:00,764
- which caused damage of $9,000.
- [PLAYER EXCLAIMS]
539
00:28:00,764 --> 00:28:03,016
Can you imagine? A
a toilet. 9,000 dollars.
540
00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:06,770
The following year he did
exactly the same. [CHUCKLES]
541
00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:08,689
Completely alone.
542
00:28:08,689 --> 00:28:11,483
He must have thought he was good at it.
luck or something. I don't know.
543
00:28:11,483 --> 00:28:13,819
Because I wasn't there.
Because "I didn't care."
544
00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:17,990
But I should have cared. Do you know?
545
00:28:20,117 --> 00:28:21,410
I should have supported him.
546
00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:27,791
I... I should have been
at home those two years.
547
00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:32,337
Sharing that seven dip
layers with my friend
548
00:28:33,589 --> 00:28:37,634
while your fucking team
He won two Super Bowls in a row.
549
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,559
Coach, did you just compare being
gay with being a fan of the Denver Broncos?
550
00:28:46,977 --> 00:28:49,354
Did you know? Yes, and
I regret it. Yes. Sorry about that.
551
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:51,106
[PLAYERS MURMURING]
552
00:28:51,106 --> 00:28:52,733
What the fuck are the Denver Broncos?
553
00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:54,818
- [TED] No, that's a very good question.
- Oh, for the love of God.
554
00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:56,077
It is a reference to American football,
555
00:28:56,078 --> 00:28:57,613
a total botch in this situation.
556
00:28:57,613 --> 00:28:58,989
I apologize. Yes that's fine.
557
00:28:58,989 --> 00:29:00,949
But... [STUTTERS] ...
The point is, Colin...
558
00:29:04,453 --> 00:29:06,330
It's not that we don't care.
559
00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:08,707
We care a lot.
560
00:29:09,499 --> 00:29:13,587
We care about who you are and what
you must have been living.
561
00:29:14,838 --> 00:29:15,839
Yeah?
562
00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:18,258
But hey, from now on,
563
00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:22,554
you don't have to pass
for all that alone.
564
00:29:22,554 --> 00:29:24,431
- [PLAYERS MURMURING]
- [TED] Okay?
565
00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:27,809
Yes. Did you hear? We
You have us, friend. We are with you.
566
00:29:28,602 --> 00:29:31,647
Well, look. Hey. hate
talk about work at a time like this,
567
00:29:31,647 --> 00:29:33,857
but we still have one
second half to play.
568
00:29:33,857 --> 00:29:35,025
Coach, what do we do?
569
00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:37,903
We play with one less. what
do we do differently?
570
00:29:37,903 --> 00:29:39,655
[PLAYERS] Absolutely nothing!
571
00:29:39,655 --> 00:29:42,157
- [CHEERS, CONVERSATIONS]
- Come on. Come on, guys.
572
00:29:44,618 --> 00:29:45,869
[COLIN] Come on.
573
00:29:45,869 --> 00:29:48,539
[TED] Okay, okay.
Very good. Captain, do the math.
574
00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:54,169
Oh wow. It's me, yes. Hey, okay.
575
00:29:54,169 --> 00:29:57,381
[SIGHES, STUTTERS] No
I know what to say. Hey...
576
00:29:58,173 --> 00:30:00,843
[STUTTERS] It's an honor
be your captain.
577
00:30:00,843 --> 00:30:03,387
And, uh, you know, I... I
I love you all very much.
578
00:30:03,387 --> 00:30:05,097
On the count of three. One two three.
579
00:30:05,097 --> 00:30:06,849
[ALL] I love you all so much!
580
00:30:06,849 --> 00:30:08,642
[CHEERS AND CLAMOR]
581
00:30:18,652 --> 00:30:21,697
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
- Better or worse than you imagined?
582
00:30:21,697 --> 00:30:24,157
Eh, I think it was the second best
way I could get out.
583
00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:27,870
The best thing would be for the entire team
confess that he is also gay,
584
00:30:27,870 --> 00:30:29,788
and we would go out in the
cover of Oprah's magazine.
585
00:30:29,788 --> 00:30:31,081
[BOTH CHUCK]
586
00:30:38,797 --> 00:30:39,923
Mmm.
587
00:30:48,599 --> 00:30:49,808
[PHONE RINGS]
588
00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:05,574
Great game, coach.
589
00:31:05,574 --> 00:31:07,743
Oh. Yes. Thanks, Roger.
590
00:31:08,327 --> 00:31:11,246
Hey, some of us are going to drink
a beer Do you want to come?
591
00:31:11,246 --> 00:31:12,458
It sounds good, but, eh,
592
00:31:12,459 --> 00:31:14,833
actually I'm going to take
something with Rupert tonight.
593
00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:16,543
- [ROGER] Oh.
- Just the two of us, so...
594
00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:17,920
Are you in trouble?
595
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,548
That...? No no. It's just
like a guys night out, so...
596
00:31:21,548 --> 00:31:23,842
Great. Maybe next time?
597
00:31:23,842 --> 00:31:24,927
Yes.
598
00:31:31,642 --> 00:31:34,728
- [PUBLIC CLAIMING]
- [WHISTLE BLOWS]
599
00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:36,688
- Yes!
- [JAMIE] Yes!
600
00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:38,398
- [ARLO] And Richmond has done it.
- Yes!
601
00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:39,942
- What do you think?
- Well done, sir.
602
00:31:39,942 --> 00:31:42,110
[ARLO] They complete the comeback
with an exciting 2-1 victory...
603
00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:44,613
- I love you so much, man.
- ...thanks to an inspired performance
604
00:31:44,613 --> 00:31:45,906
by Colin Hughes.
605
00:31:45,906 --> 00:31:47,574
- Let's go!
- [ARLO] He assisted on both goals...
606
00:31:47,574 --> 00:31:48,592
- Yes!
- [HIGGINS] Uh!
607
00:31:48,592 --> 00:31:50,118
[ARLO] ...in a performance
worthy of the player of the match.
608
00:31:50,118 --> 00:31:52,120
[CHRIS] Wow, Hughes
It was sensational, Arlo.
609
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,331
- After being a substitute earlier this season...
- [KOREAN] AFC Richmond!
610
00:31:54,331 --> 00:31:56,542
-AFC Richmond!
- [CHRIS] ...back in the starting eleven,
611
00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:58,919
and today, the Welsh
He played like a man reborn.
612
00:31:58,919 --> 00:32:01,505
[PLAYERS CHEERING]
613
00:32:03,966 --> 00:32:05,926
One goal down, with one less man,
614
00:32:05,926 --> 00:32:08,512
the Greyhounds scored
twice in the second half.
615
00:32:08,512 --> 00:32:11,515
Both with assists from a
inspired Colin Hughes.
616
00:32:11,515 --> 00:32:14,056
But the real fireworks were at halftime.
617
00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:17,396
when Richmond captain Isaac McAdoo
618
00:32:17,396 --> 00:32:21,441
went up to the stands to
attacking one of his own fans.
619
00:32:21,942 --> 00:32:24,611
To be fair, I also wanted
do that a few times, Jeff.
620
00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:27,614
Yes, but you didn't do it, Clinton, because
You're not a psychopath like McAdoo.
621
00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:30,576
- Now, George, you don't know what...
- Oh, no... Jeff. Jeff, come on.
622
00:32:30,576 --> 00:32:33,954
You don't go up to the stands.
I don't care what they said.
623
00:32:33,954 --> 00:32:36,999
That is a line that cannot be crossed.
624
00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:40,252
And that's why McAdoo wasn't
captain when I was there.
625
00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:41,712
Because it's not made for that.
626
00:32:41,712 --> 00:32:44,590
Come on. makes
Roy Kent looks like Bambi.
627
00:32:44,590 --> 00:32:46,842
- [EVERYONE CHUCKS]
- He's an idiot, isn't he? Come on.
628
00:32:46,842 --> 00:32:48,468
- McAdoo doing that.
- Yes.
629
00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:50,554
- What was I thinking?
- He's in serious trouble.
630
00:32:50,554 --> 00:32:52,306
Although the guy probably deserved it, right?
631
00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:53,640
- Absolutely.
- Definitely.
632
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,767
I hope his kids stab him in his sleep.
633
00:32:56,894 --> 00:32:58,645
That? He was coming here.
634
00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:00,772
He was once a jerk to my niece Claire.
635
00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:02,316
- It just can't be.
- Not with Claire.
636
00:33:02,316 --> 00:33:03,942
Damn idiot!
637
00:33:03,942 --> 00:33:05,402
Moving to East London,
638
00:33:05,402 --> 00:33:08,739
Wonder Kid's West Ham
he fulfilled at home.
639
00:33:08,739 --> 00:33:11,450
- [CLUB MUSIC PLAYS]
- [CUSTOMERS CONVERSING]
640
00:33:13,702 --> 00:33:17,080
[RUPERT CHUCKS] And then... And
then he... came after me.
641
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,540
[PERSON CHUCKS]
642
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:20,125
Hello, Rupert.
643
00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:22,002
- All good?
- Hello, Nathan.
644
00:33:22,711 --> 00:33:26,423
Let me introduce you, huh,
to Kelsie and, uh, Libby.
645
00:33:26,423 --> 00:33:27,883
- No. [STUTTERS] The other way around.
- Uh...
646
00:33:27,883 --> 00:33:29,218
- Oh. [CHUCKLES]
- The other way around.
647
00:33:29,218 --> 00:33:30,761
[RUPERT, LIBBY AND KELSIE CHUCKLE]
648
00:33:30,761 --> 00:33:32,971
Well, I'm still Rupert. [CHUCKLES]
649
00:33:32,971 --> 00:33:36,350
And this is Nathan
Shelley, the Wonder Kid.
650
00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:37,893
[CHUCKLES] Hello, is everything okay?
651
00:33:38,519 --> 00:33:39,520
- Hello.
- Hello.
652
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,523
So, uh, the girls
They will join us tonight.
653
00:33:42,523 --> 00:33:43,607
Come on?
654
00:33:46,944 --> 00:33:49,321
Oops. How delicious, how delicious, how delicious.
655
00:33:49,947 --> 00:33:52,366
- I thought it was boys' night, Rupert.
- Oops.
656
00:33:53,575 --> 00:33:56,286
Well, yes. Believe me, it is.
657
00:33:57,371 --> 00:34:01,124
Oscar. [DISTORTED VOICE] We
Let's go to the private room.
658
00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:07,005
A couple of bottles of champagne, please.
659
00:34:11,927 --> 00:34:12,928
Uh, actually, Rupert.
660
00:34:14,972 --> 00:34:16,681
I'm so sorry, uh, I have to go.
661
00:34:16,681 --> 00:34:19,601
Eh, it's a long story.
662
00:34:19,601 --> 00:34:21,395
I wanted to come tell you in person.
663
00:34:33,447 --> 00:34:34,449
Oops.
664
00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:37,870
Congratulations, Ted.
There are already eight wins in a row.
665
00:34:37,870 --> 00:34:38,954
Oh, come on, Trent.
666
00:34:38,954 --> 00:34:40,831
You know I don't care
win or lose.
667
00:34:41,373 --> 00:34:43,208
[MAKES A FART]
- [CHUFFING]
668
00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:45,085
No, the truth is that the only
way to be happier
669
00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:48,172
it would be to have the feet of the arms covered
of barbecue sauce. [CHUCKLES]
670
00:34:48,172 --> 00:34:50,340
How do you feel with
the winning streak, Roy?
671
00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:54,386
[MOANING] No way. No
You come to me with that shit.
672
00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:56,889
- There is never talk of a streak.
- Huh. Hmm.
673
00:34:56,889 --> 00:34:59,892
My grandparents were
happily married for 51 years
674
00:34:59,892 --> 00:35:02,853
because they never said a word to each other
word. Get out.
675
00:35:03,604 --> 00:35:06,064
Well done, gentlemen. Congratulations.
676
00:35:06,064 --> 00:35:07,316
Hmm.
677
00:35:08,317 --> 00:35:09,318
Another one.
678
00:35:09,318 --> 00:35:12,988
Oh no. Higgins comes out with us
his DJ Khaled impression. Good.
679
00:35:12,988 --> 00:35:14,047
Who?
680
00:35:14,047 --> 00:35:16,200
- Parallel thinking.
- Apparently yes.
681
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,702
The press is ready to
you, Ted. It's important.
682
00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:21,205
Hmm. That's what the lady said
American The Office.
683
00:35:21,205 --> 00:35:23,165
Okay, I'll be right over.
684
00:35:23,165 --> 00:35:24,499
Alright.
685
00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:26,376
[TED] Hmm.
686
00:35:26,376 --> 00:35:29,129
[REPORTERS CONVERSING]
687
00:35:31,590 --> 00:35:33,800
- It's coming.
- Thank you, Leslie.
688
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,261
Did you give Ted any talking points?
689
00:35:37,012 --> 00:35:39,264
No. I haven't done that in a long time.
690
00:35:40,599 --> 00:35:41,808
Oh, God.
691
00:35:49,274 --> 00:35:50,526
[STUTTERS]
692
00:35:54,446 --> 00:35:55,864
[ROY GROWLS]
693
00:35:55,864 --> 00:35:57,741
[CONVERSATIONS CEASE]
694
00:35:59,284 --> 00:36:01,828
Yes. It's okay.
[SIGH] Today they have me.
695
00:36:03,247 --> 00:36:04,373
Any questions?
696
00:36:04,373 --> 00:36:06,333
[REPORTERS CRYING]
697
00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:07,501
Damn.
698
00:36:09,253 --> 00:36:10,796
You. Stubble head.
699
00:36:10,796 --> 00:36:13,830
Coach Kent, do you or the organization
700
00:36:13,831 --> 00:36:16,593
Do you approve of what Isaac McAdoo did today?
701
00:36:16,593 --> 00:36:18,345
What a fucking stupid question.
702
00:36:18,345 --> 00:36:21,139
- [REPORTERS CHUCKLING]
- [ROY] Of course not.
703
00:36:21,139 --> 00:36:24,643
What Isaac did was terrible.
He was lucky to only receive a red.
704
00:36:24,643 --> 00:36:26,353
Alright. So why did he do it?
705
00:36:27,104 --> 00:36:28,856
[CHUCKLES]
706
00:36:43,412 --> 00:36:46,039
When I was starting
at Sunderland,
707
00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:49,334
there was a veteran
on the team. A guy from the area.
708
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,462
He and his wife were about
of having her first child,
709
00:36:52,462 --> 00:36:54,298
so one day during training,
710
00:36:54,923 --> 00:36:58,760
I made a joke saying that, statistically,
I was probably the real father.
711
00:36:59,845 --> 00:37:04,558
And the boys were dying of laughter,
but he went completely crazy.
712
00:37:04,558 --> 00:37:07,895
He beat me up. Oh really.
713
00:37:07,895 --> 00:37:11,607
Left me with a black eye, a broken tooth
and three fractured ribs.
714
00:37:12,357 --> 00:37:14,067
I couldn't play for six games.
715
00:37:14,818 --> 00:37:16,320
They kicked him off the team.
716
00:37:17,613 --> 00:37:21,074
After that, no club wanted to approach him.
717
00:37:22,117 --> 00:37:24,912
Then in summer, when
I could breathe again,
718
00:37:25,537 --> 00:37:27,080
I met him in a pub.
719
00:37:27,873 --> 00:37:31,210
And I had the opportunity to ask
sorry for my stupid joke.
720
00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:37,424
And he was able to tell me... [SWALLOWS]
721
00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:41,011
- ...that he and his wife had lost the baby...
- [REPORTERS GIMEN]
722
00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:43,263
...a month before all that happened.
723
00:37:45,766 --> 00:37:49,853
I hadn't told anyone.
He kept it all.
724
00:37:56,568 --> 00:38:00,656
Look, I understand that some people
They believe that if they buy a ticket,
725
00:38:01,156 --> 00:38:02,850
They have the right to shout at footballers
726
00:38:02,851 --> 00:38:05,577
any offensive shit they can think of.
727
00:38:06,703 --> 00:38:10,832
But they are not only
footballers. They are also people.
728
00:38:12,709 --> 00:38:17,798
And none of us know what
is happening in the lives of others.
729
00:38:20,884 --> 00:38:24,888
So, because of what Isaac did today,
730
00:38:25,806 --> 00:38:27,099
although it was bad...
731
00:38:29,810 --> 00:38:31,061
I give him my support.
732
00:38:35,274 --> 00:38:37,568
And as for why he did what he did...
733
00:38:41,613 --> 00:38:43,740
That's none of my damn business.
734
00:38:47,619 --> 00:38:49,538
- Next question.
- [REPORTERS CLAYING]
735
00:38:50,122 --> 00:38:51,331
Yes, New Trent.
736
00:38:51,331 --> 00:38:54,126
[CHUCKS] Hey, coach, let's talk.
by Colin Hughes.
737
00:38:54,877 --> 00:38:57,212
Yes, he is an incredible player
and a great man.
738
00:38:58,130 --> 00:38:59,423
I think we haven't taken advantage of it enough.
739
00:38:59,423 --> 00:39:01,300
- [MARCUS] I think you're right.
- I'm glad we agree.
740
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:03,844
- I prefer you to Old Trent.
- [REPORTERS CHUCKLING]
741
00:39:03,844 --> 00:39:06,471
- [ROY] Next question.
- [REPORTERS CLAYING]
742
00:39:06,471 --> 00:39:08,724
["ALL THAT YOU ARE" PLAYING]
743
00:39:11,518 --> 00:39:13,312
[ROY] You. Goblin king, go ahead.
744
00:39:18,150 --> 00:39:20,152
[THE BELL RINGS]
745
00:39:33,373 --> 00:39:34,373
Hello.
746
00:39:35,334 --> 00:39:36,335
Hello.
747
00:39:36,919 --> 00:39:38,378
What happened to boys' night?
748
00:39:43,467 --> 00:39:46,512
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
749
00:40:00,817 --> 00:40:01,985
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
750
00:40:09,993 --> 00:40:10,994
Hello.
751
00:40:15,499 --> 00:40:16,875
You lied to me.
752
00:40:19,336 --> 00:40:20,337
For years.
753
00:40:24,132 --> 00:40:27,886
What is it in me that made you
to think you couldn't tell me?
754
00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:31,974
[STUTTERS] No, he didn't have
nothing to do with you.
755
00:40:32,766 --> 00:40:34,268
[SIGH] It was for me.
756
00:40:36,562 --> 00:40:39,231
I was 99% sure you would support me.
757
00:40:39,815 --> 00:40:44,736
But that 1% chance that
Don't do it, it terrified me.
758
00:40:51,118 --> 00:40:54,580
I don't know how you did it.
I can't keep a secret even by chance.
759
00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:57,207
I know. another reason
why I didn't tell you.
760
00:40:57,791 --> 00:41:00,043
I mean, I hid it from people for years,
761
00:41:00,586 --> 00:41:03,630
and as soon as you
You found out, I didn't even last a month.
762
00:41:04,256 --> 00:41:06,216
[BOTH CHUCK]
763
00:41:07,509 --> 00:41:10,762
[CHUCKLES] Sorry, bro.
764
00:41:14,683 --> 00:41:15,934
Now are you going to tell everyone?
765
00:41:19,229 --> 00:41:20,230
No.
766
00:41:21,231 --> 00:41:23,984
The team knows it. and
That's enough for me.
767
00:41:25,110 --> 00:41:26,528
And no one is going to say shit.
768
00:41:29,781 --> 00:41:30,782
I promise.
769
00:41:36,622 --> 00:41:37,873
Hmm. Would you like to come inside?
770
00:41:44,463 --> 00:41:45,464
Yes that's fine.
771
00:41:46,307 --> 00:41:47,341
Come on.
772
00:41:47,341 --> 00:41:49,426
["I AM WHAT I AM" PLAYS]
773
00:42:01,897 --> 00:42:05,484
[ISAAC] "Up or down" are
sexual or sleeping positions?
774
00:42:05,984 --> 00:42:07,277
[COLIN] Sexual positions.
775
00:42:07,277 --> 00:42:09,154
Unless there are bunk beds.
So it's both things.
776
00:42:09,821 --> 00:42:11,240
Would you ever sleep with a woman?
777
00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:12,616
No, I'm gay.
778
00:42:12,616 --> 00:42:14,701
I know, but what if you had to?
779
00:42:15,494 --> 00:42:18,247
- Raquel Welch in 1967.
- That's my man.
780
00:42:18,247 --> 00:42:19,248
[CHUCKLES]
781
00:42:19,248 --> 00:42:22,918
-Who is the most handsome on the team?
- I won't tell you, and you would never guess.
782
00:42:24,086 --> 00:42:25,879
-Bumbercatch.
- Yes.
783
00:42:27,422 --> 00:42:29,299
And the team showers?
How does that work?
784
00:42:29,299 --> 00:42:31,927
Hey, I keep my head down and
I think about global warming.
785
00:42:32,469 --> 00:42:34,930
Yeah, well, if I had to shower
with a lot of girls all the time,
786
00:42:34,930 --> 00:42:37,057
- I would surely have erections.
- [CHUCKLES]
787
00:42:39,810 --> 00:42:40,811
I love you, friend.
788
00:42:44,106 --> 00:42:45,524
You can't tell, right?
789
00:42:47,568 --> 00:42:48,569
No.
790
00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:50,904
But you know that I do love you, right?
791
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:02,000
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