1 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:04,171 ["Dreams" plays] 2 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:32,991 - [exhales forcefully] - Arre! [whistle] 3 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,980 [Keeley] Now this is a cup of coffee. It's strong. 4 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:04,857 But it's good. 5 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:06,358 - I brought you something. - [squeals] 6 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:09,736 - Oops. I love little gifts. - [laughs] 7 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,698 [squeals] What is this? 8 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:17,452 Sense and sensitivity. Oh, I love this book. 9 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,997 - Although I liked the movie more. - [laughs] 10 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:23,292 Wait, is this like a first edition or something like that? 11 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:27,379 - Yes. And it's signed. - No. 12 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:33,552 "Keeley, go for it! Jane Austen." 13 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,263 [both laugh] 14 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:39,349 Did you destroy a priceless object just to make me laugh? 15 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:42,853 [stutters] One, he wasn't priceless. It was actually very expensive. 16 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:47,316 Two, I can be very jealous, and I hate the idea of you giving it to someone else. 17 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:50,235 And three, no, I didn't. That was all from her. 18 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:54,615 And he really wants you to "give him everything", so... [laughs] ...you better hit it with everything. 19 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,992 - Ah, I'll give it to him. You'll see. - [laughs] 20 00:01:56,992 --> 00:02:00,162 Come here. Thank you. 21 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,455 You are welcome. 22 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,628 Hello, Cindy. How are you? Good. 23 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,048 How are you, brother? All good? 24 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,677 - Good morning, Faridah. - Ah, good morning, Sam. 25 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:19,556 [sighs] Well. I have to ask you a favor. 26 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:23,060 - Mm. - Do we have any free tables on Friday night? 27 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,771 [laughs] 28 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:31,944 Oh, are you serious? No. 29 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:36,114 The restaurant is booked for months. The waiting list is a lie we tell people. 30 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:40,827 B-Well. A very special guest is coming, so I need a "Ray Liotta" for one. 31 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,038 [mumbles] I'll take care of it, I'll take care of it. 32 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:44,456 - [laughs] You are the best. - [laughs] 33 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,750 - Good. Thank you. - [Simi] Ah, screw you! 34 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,462 - If you'll excuse me. - [Faridah] Mm-hmm. 35 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,387 - Is everything okay here? - [sighs] I don't know. 36 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:00,305 - Is everything okay here? - [staff] Yes, chef! 37 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:02,224 - Everything's fine. - So, who were you talking to? 38 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:05,143 - Provides Barot. - And he was here? 39 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,061 No, poophead. 40 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,272 A refugee ship is coming, 41 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:10,983 and our Minister of the Interior He wants to send them back. 42 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:13,694 - Why would I do that? - Because he is the devil. 43 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:14,778 - TRUE? - [staff] Yes, chef! 44 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,948 Well, listen. Brinda Barot sucks, no doubt, 45 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,868 but, Simi, It's too early to be so angry. 46 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:25,163 Maybe you should take it again coffee. It's better for the heart. 47 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,164 Why are you here? 48 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:29,459 Is there a photo session for Pasiones de Futbolistas Magazine, 49 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,544 - or something like that? - [laughs] 50 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:33,130 No, I just passed to make sure everything was okay. 51 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,756 Everything is perfect. 52 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,844 Mm-hmm. And the spoons? 53 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:41,180 [inhales deeply, stutters] 54 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,306 [sighs] 55 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:46,268 They don't match. 56 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:53,734 Samuel, if the food is good, and it is, no one cares about spoons. 57 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,862 - Am I right? - [staff] Yes, chef! 58 00:03:58,697 --> 00:03:59,865 [laughs] 59 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:04,745 [inhales sharply] You know, it's just... My father is coming this weekend. 60 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:08,790 So... Shit. And I just... [stutters] I want everything to be perfect. 61 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:12,002 It comes from Nigeria. [laughs] 62 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,254 Hmm. If this bitch lets him in. 63 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,800 {\an8}[opening music plays] 64 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,822 [players talk] 65 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:43,200 [Ted] Alright guys, focus here. 66 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,745 {\an8}Right now, Roy is going to turn off the lights... 67 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:52,000 {\an8}so that Coach Beard can enlighten us. Coach. 68 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,840 {\an8}In the 1974 World Cup, 69 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,509 {\an8}the small country of the Netherlands came out of nowhere 70 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:02,511 {\an8}and he reached the World Cup final, 71 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:05,430 {\an8}against the home team, the great favorite Germany. 72 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:09,309 {\an8}Those Dutch hippies scored earlier that the Germans even touched the ball. 73 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,228 {\an8}Yes, but Holland lost that game. 74 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:15,649 {\an8}Correct. But along the way, they gained the hearts of fans around the world 75 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:22,322 {\an8}with a style of play... I dare say, a philosophy... called Total Football. 76 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,117 {\an8}Which, coincidentally, the coach imagined 77 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:27,411 {\an8}during a hallucination involving barbecue sauce just last week. 78 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:28,787 {\an8}[players talk] 79 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:31,540 {\an8}No, it's true. But hey, this isn't about me. Keep going, keep shining. 80 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,125 {\an8}The best player on that team 81 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:35,210 {\an8}and the godfather of Total Football It was this man. 82 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:36,879 Can anyone tell me who it is? 83 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:38,881 It's Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave. 84 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:42,593 No. He is the legend of Dutch football, Johan Cruyff. 85 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:43,719 It is pronounced Cruijff. 86 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:46,555 My apologies. With Total Football, 87 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:49,099 -Johan Cruijff... - That's right. 88 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:52,311 {\an8}...led his little club, Ajax, to three consecutive European titles. 89 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:55,522 {\an8}Then he became a coach, first in Ajax, 90 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,858 {\an8}and then he took Total Football to Barcelona, 91 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,736 {\an8}where he won the Spanish championship four years in a row. 92 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:03,447 {\an8}A central piece of that team he was a laborer 93 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:06,283 {\an8}but brilliant midfielder called Josep Guardiola. 94 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,202 {\an8}Also known as Pep. 95 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:10,579 - [players talk] - [whistle] Look at that mane. 96 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:11,663 God had to take it away 97 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,332 - just to balance things out, you know? - Hmm. 98 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:17,211 {\an8}Pep also became a coach, perfecting his own version of Total Football 99 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:21,131 {\an8}that he brought to Barcelona and to Bayern Munich, 100 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:25,427 {\an8}until finished in our great white whale, Manchester City. 101 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:28,180 {\an8}[players boo] 102 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,682 {\an8}Where he trained briefly to a very talented young player... 103 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,895 until that beautiful fool quit to go on a reality show. 104 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,981 - [players laugh] - They robbed me! 105 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,107 [everyone laughs] 106 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:42,986 Total Football consists of constant movement. Players no longer have fixed positions. 107 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:46,657 The defenders are free to attack. Attackers are trusted to defend. 108 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:49,952 It's about taking risks and support the decisions of others. 109 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:52,621 {\an8}Like when your friend wears something new and out of your comfort zone, 110 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:55,249 {\an8}and instead of ignoring it, everyone compliments him. 111 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:57,626 - [players murmur in agreement] - By the way, nice hat, Ash. 112 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,212 - [players talk] - [player] Oh, yes. 113 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:02,714 - It's pretty cool. Hmm. - Yes, it frames her face well. 114 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:05,759 Exact. Total Football consists of let go of the baggage you carry 115 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,219 and trust your intuition. 116 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:12,558 It's jazz. It's Motown. It's Mamet. It's Pinter. It's Einstein. 117 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:14,351 It's Keurig. It's Gaga! 118 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,855 It's my mother proudly displaying her vibrator on the nightstand! 119 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:22,860 It's about breaking free from limitations! that society and yourselves impose on you! 120 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,529 We all know that football is life. 121 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:27,948 But a beautiful life... 122 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:30,784 It's Total Football. 123 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,954 [players cheer] 124 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,498 That's fine. That's you there. 125 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,750 - Applause, that's the coach. - [players talk] 126 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,335 {\an8}Alright guys, we wanted you to know 127 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:42,379 {\an8}a little about the history of Total Football, 128 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,339 {\an8}because that's what we're going to do start playing here. 129 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,675 {\an8}- What? No. No, no, no, wait. That? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 130 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:51,013 {\an8}Hey! Turn those long faces around because we are going to do this shit no matter what. 131 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:54,224 {\an8}Let's practice it, let's train it and then, within a couple of months, 132 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,810 {\an8}we will bring Total Football to the fucking field. 133 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,937 No, actually we are going to do it this Saturday against Arsenal. 134 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:01,023 - Well, that's fucking crazy. - No, it will be fine. 135 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:03,150 - [players protest] - Silence those asses! 136 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:06,278 - [they continue protesting] -Shut your asses up! Come on, walk. 137 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:09,239 [joke] No, no, no. Oh, calm down. It's going to turn out well. I don't want to hear it. 138 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:11,033 - Come on, let's go! - I hear butts! 139 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:13,744 Shut your ass, shut up your ass, Shut up your ass. We have to shut up those asses. 140 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:15,704 Isaac, come on, be captain. Make that ass shut up. 141 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,789 I don't want to hear it, Van Damme. Shut your ass up. 142 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:24,963 {\an8}Ah, Miss Jones, we have a problem. The... Oh no, wait, not really. 143 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:28,175 {\an8}Sorry, like it's the force of habit or something like that. 144 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,260 - Hey, I just came to drop this off. - Thank you. 145 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:34,181 Oh. That's... That's very nice. Oh, can I? 146 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,265 Yes, of course, go ahead. 147 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:39,436 Oh. I would never have, uh, I thought you liked books. 148 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,899 Uh, I mean, um, that you collected first editions. 149 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:46,068 {\an8}Oh, no, no. It was a gift from Jack. 150 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:51,114 {\an8}Ah, wow. What a nice gift to receive. From your boss. 151 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:54,326 {\an8}She's not really my boss, is she? It's helping me execute my vision. 152 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:57,955 {\an8}Ah, it must be nice to have a friend so... so generous that, um, 153 00:08:57,955 --> 00:09:00,499 {\an8}brings you expensive gifts to your workplace. 154 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:03,210 No no. He gave it to me this morning when we have breakfast together. 155 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:08,549 Coffee. We take, um... We had coffee together. 156 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:11,385 In a cafeteria. But we didn't arrive together. 157 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:15,055 We came from... different places, and we meet there. 158 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,850 [stutters] In fact, she was late. 159 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:21,061 Well, I ate a warm yogurt on the subway, in pajamas. 160 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,771 Do you take the subway in your pajamas? 161 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,274 Yes, sometimes, yes. When I want to avoid rush hour. 162 00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:28,694 And, um... And then I change in... in the bathrooms when I get here. 163 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:30,529 Oops. Intelligent. 164 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,240 - Miss Jones. -Barbara. 165 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:43,500 [cell phone rings] 166 00:09:56,889 --> 00:09:58,348 {\an8}[types on computer] 167 00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,433 {\an8}[message response alert] 168 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,019 {\an8}[sighs] 169 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:04,146 {\an8}[sighs] 170 00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:07,691 {\an8}- [types on computer] - [message reply alert] 171 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,152 {\an8}[sighs] 172 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:13,655 [sighs] 173 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,451 - Hey, Siri. - [Siri] Yes, Wunderkind? 174 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:19,536 Um, can you set a reminder for tomorrow at 7:00 p.m. m. 175 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,121 for Nicole's birthday dinner? Thank you. 176 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:24,583 Okay, your reminder It is scheduled for tomorrow at 7:00. 177 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,299 - Siri. - Yes, Wunderkind? 178 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:35,511 How can you tell if a girl likes you? Or if he's just being nice to you? 179 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:37,554 You can't. 180 00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:41,225 [conversations] 181 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:44,186 So now I'm starting to receive all these subtle hints from Jane. 182 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,813 Like certain magazines that he leaves on the coffee table 183 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,107 and he always tells me about his friends which they already do. 184 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,151 Well, marriage is a big commitment, you know? 185 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,486 No, I'm talking about wearing a harness. 186 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:55,030 Oh. Well, still. [laughs] 187 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:56,114 Wait, what magazines? 188 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,785 - Here you go, guys. - Thank you, Mae. 189 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:01,912 - Is everything okay, Mae? - No. 190 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:07,793 When we win, this is packed. When we lose, it's like this. [sighs] 191 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:12,673 Actually, I prefer it. You can finally hear your own thoughts here. 192 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,383 Fuck off. 193 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,177 Hmm. 194 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,388 [clink glasses, hit table] 195 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,267 Hey, Lasso. We wanted to apologize. 196 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,644 - Because? - For having softened with you. 197 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:28,397 Yes, we humanize you and we lost all objectivity. 198 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,899 The main reason why farmers They don't name their animals. 199 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:33,735 And why we no longer learn names of Baz's brother's girlfriends. 200 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,028 Because he's a fucking womanizer. 201 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,906 Exact. So let's back up a little bit. 202 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,617 Now what the fuck are you doing to him to our team, idiot? 203 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,244 - Alright. - [Ted] You... Well... N-No, wait, 204 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:43,537 Wait, wait, coach. [laughs] 205 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,123 Well, I'll tell you what, guys. 206 00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:49,251 Why don't you come see training tomorrow? See it for yourselves. 207 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,338 We don't run a chocolate factory nor Deutsche Bank. 208 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,757 We have nothing to hide from them. See you tomorrow? 209 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:59,386 Yes. We will be there. 210 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:03,849 - [laughs] - What? 211 00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:06,018 - Should I wear a suit? - I'm definitely going to take a bath. 212 00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:08,103 - I mean, I have to do it. Yes, definitely. - Yes. 213 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:11,481 Coach, are you sure this is a good idea? invite fans to our practices? 214 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:15,068 It's your team. We only have it on loan for a while. Know? 215 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,697 Anyway... [sighs] 216 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,782 ...I guess marriage and wearing a harness They are not that different. 217 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,701 [Ted] Yes, it's all about compromise. 218 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:26,330 ["Sometime in the Morning" plays] 219 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,179 - There it is! [laughs] - God! Sorry. 220 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:45,807 The sexiest coach in the league! 221 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:46,808 - [laughs] - Thank you. 222 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:51,438 I made a lot of money betting on yours. So keep it up. Please. 223 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,731 [laughs] Table for one? 224 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:56,235 Um, no, I thought... I was just passing by. Hey, is Jade working today? Know? 225 00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:58,695 No, on Tuesdays he rests. He's going to study. 226 00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:01,949 Or feed his mom. I don't listen, so I don't know well. 227 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,368 Alright. Well, um, tell him I said hello. 228 00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:07,746 Um... Actually, you know what? No... don't say anything. Um... 229 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:11,375 Actually, no, yes. Hey, tell him, if you, um, uh, and... 230 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:14,086 No. Better not say anything. Unless you ask for me. 231 00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:16,213 In which case, just tell him I said hello. [laughs] 232 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:19,550 -And why would I ask about you? - Exact. I don't know... 233 00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,009 Um, thanks, uh, Derek. 234 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:24,972 Thank you. Bye bye. Um, uh, yeah, no, just... [laughs] Yeah. 235 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:28,308 [scoffs, laughs] Very good. 236 00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:31,645 - Hello, Trent. - [Trent] Hi, Ted. 237 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,774 - Hello, Ted! - Hello, guys! 238 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:36,859 - [laughs] - [laughs] 239 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,528 What the hell are they doing here? 240 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,531 I don't know. Ask Beard, He was the one who invited them. 241 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:45,951 [Ted whistles] 242 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:48,120 Very well, my merry pranksters. 243 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,832 If we are going to play Total Football, There are four things we need to focus on. 244 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:56,211 OK? Number one, physical condition. They have to get even more fit. 245 00:13:56,211 --> 00:14:00,215 Number two, versatility. Number three, awareness. 246 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,341 And number four... 247 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,053 I still don't know which one it is. But I know it's important. 248 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:08,765 Starting today, we will have I have to take things up a notch here. 249 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,185 So I'm going to leave it to you to your training instructor, 250 00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,270 Sergeant Roy Kent. [makes a fart] 251 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:19,193 Whistle! Stand up, worms! 252 00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:21,945 [players murmur] Good. 253 00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:26,241 Today they are going to run from end to end, from end to end. 254 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,285 But luckily for you, I'm in a good mood. 255 00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:32,831 So they'll just have to do it throughout the entire fucking practice. 256 00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:34,541 Whistle. 257 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:41,131 - Why don't you just use a whistle? - He is allergic to metal. 258 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,634 Soccer stars are like us. 259 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,011 Run! 260 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,596 [players shout] 261 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,308 Are you sure you don't want a plastic whistle? 262 00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,647 - Hello. - Hello. 263 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:03,320 - Wow, what pretty flowers. - Aw, thanks. 264 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,613 Yes, daisies are my favorite. 265 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,865 - Huh. And I thought it was me. - Wait! 266 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,786 [mumbles, clears throat] - [remote control click] 267 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,539 Why did you do that? 268 00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:16,250 - Shit, you're right, yeah. - [remote control click] 269 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:21,547 - [gasps, screams] No. Off. On. On? - Keeley. Keeley. 270 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:24,550 - On or off? Off? On or off? - [clears throat] Keeley. Keeley, and... 271 00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:26,885 - On? On. Do you want it on or off? - Keeley. Keeley. [stutters] 272 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:30,639 - On or off? Off? On? Off or on? - Enough. Give it to me... Give it to me. Thank you. 273 00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:34,810 - What's happening? - Sorry. 274 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:37,938 It's just that I'm not made for a secret office romance. 275 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,691 I'm used to everyone know everything about me. 276 00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:42,401 Barbara saw the book you gave me, 277 00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:44,903 and, uh, I didn't think I could tell him that we were dating, 278 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,488 Because I don't want us to get in trouble. 279 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:50,409 We can't get into trouble because we are two consenting adults. 280 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:53,370 And I'm so rich I could get away with murder, so... 281 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,622 - Really? - Yeah. 282 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,500 - Like who else? Say names. - All those related to Epstein. 283 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:02,337 Keeley, I don't care if people from the office knows that we are leaving. Yes to you? 284 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,508 No, of course not. I just didn't know How seriously did you take this? 285 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,468 Come with me. 286 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:10,804 Alright. 287 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:16,143 Hello everyone. Hey, quick announcement. 288 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,811 Keeley and I are dating. 289 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:23,358 And it's... it's something very new, but I take it seriously. 290 00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:29,573 So we both wanted everyone knew so there were no secrets. 291 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:32,910 Because it's... it's all good. I'm not crazy. She's not crazy. 292 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:34,786 You're not crazy, are you? 293 00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:37,247 [inhales sharply] Neither of us is crazy. 294 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:41,376 [laughs] But if any of you have any problems or concerns with this, 295 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:45,881 please don't hesitate to come to talk to me, Keeley or Barbara. 296 00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:47,382 All good? 297 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:50,427 All good. 298 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:55,224 And congratulations, Jack and Keeley. 299 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:59,311 - Love is love, and... True. - No, that's enough, Dan. Thank you. 300 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,064 ["Rocks" plays] 301 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:07,402 [growls, gasps] 302 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,994 [gags] 303 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,413 [gags] 304 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,790 This is one of the best vomits that I have seen in my life. 305 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,544 Yes, me too. and we pass most of life in the pub. 306 00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:26,672 - [whistle blows] - [players gasp, moan] 307 00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:31,844 Very good. Good job, gentlemen. Well, that's all for today. 308 00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:33,220 Now we have a practice match! 309 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,597 [players groan] 310 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,350 [Rebecca] Honestly, my jacket still smells a little like a canal. 311 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:41,603 - [Keeley laughs] - It's really terrible. Hmm. 312 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,897 Well, then, you never knew his name? 313 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,775 And you never told him yours? 314 00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:50,779 Yes, look, That part doesn't seem so strange to me. 315 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:54,616 If you really didn't have sex with the guy, that's fucking crazy. 316 00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,910 Look, what we share, just... 317 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:01,665 It transcended sex. It was... 318 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,959 - Magical. - Gezellig. 319 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,172 But yes, I would have liked see his penis. 320 00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:13,177 - [laughs] Oh! How good to see you. - Oh, you too. [laughs] 321 00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:15,137 - It's been too long. - Hmm. 322 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,097 Because I lost you for another woman. 323 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,892 - I know. Sorry. - Oh, I'm kidding. 324 00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:23,228 Come on, tell me. How is everything going? 325 00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:27,024 - Ah, it's going great. I mean, she's very cool. - Hmm. 326 00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:29,776 It's smart. [stutters] Super sexy. 327 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,570 - Hmm. - Makes amazing gifts. 328 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:36,950 Oh my god, and the way you announced our relationship in front of the entire office. 329 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,994 It was so fucking sexy. 330 00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:42,748 Hmm. I think it could be bombarding you with love. 331 00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:45,083 - Are you "bombarding me with what"? - Love bombing. 332 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:49,379 It's when they bombard you with expensive gifts and trips 333 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:52,257 and great gestures of love. 334 00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:54,218 - [laughs] - They call it love bombing. 335 00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:56,762 -Who calls it that? - I don't know. They. 336 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,348 Those "they" out there who give names to things. 337 00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:04,811 But what I do know is that on my second date with Rupert... 338 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,355 - Second date...? - Hmm. 339 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:08,607 ...took me to a car dealership and said, "Which one do you want?" 340 00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:11,151 - Oh, I would love that very much. - Oh. [laughs] 341 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,110 What did you do? 342 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:15,322 Well, I asked him if he meant to the cars or the beautiful saleswomen 343 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,157 who suddenly bumped into each other for serving us. 344 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:20,202 [laughs] And? 345 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,788 I left driving a beautiful Jaguar, of course. 346 00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:24,039 [both laugh] 347 00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:28,335 It just felt good that someone will take care of me for once. 348 00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:30,879 Hmm. 349 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:32,756 Look, 350 00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:36,218 I'm not saying Jack is like Rupert. 351 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:40,681 But sometimes bright things dim. 352 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,058 I think it's okay. 353 00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:46,895 Well, well. Good. [inhales deeply] 354 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,897 Just trust yourself. 355 00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,693 I ignored many red flags in the past. 356 00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:55,946 Yes. Well, maybe we are blind with love? 357 00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:57,447 Oh, "blind with love." What's that? 358 00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:01,159 It's an emotional version of color blindness in which a person interprets 359 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:04,872 red warning signs like huge green signs "get the hell out of it." 360 00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:07,040 [both laugh] 361 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,084 - Did that occur to you? - Yes. 362 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:12,546 Oh my god. you are one of those "they" who give names to things. 363 00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:15,382 - [gasps] Shit, I think it might be. - I think so. 364 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,508 [both laugh] 365 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,927 Oh, sorry, excuse me. Can you bring us the bill, please? Thank you. 366 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:22,723 In reality, the account already Jack paid for it. 367 00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:24,892 He said wait that they both enjoyed the food. 368 00:20:24,892 --> 00:20:27,436 [gasps] What a huge surprise. 369 00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:29,980 - Wow, yes. [laughs] - What? [gasps] 370 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,608 Well then I think we should ask a tiramisu. Don't you think? 371 00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:34,526 - Definitely. Mm-hmm. - Oh, and, uh, two bottles 372 00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:38,739 from Château Cheval Blanc Saint-Émilion Premier Grand Cru 34 to take away. 373 00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:40,616 And one for you. Hmm. 374 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,746 [imitates a bomb exploding] 375 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:48,832 -[Nathan's family laughs] - [Sophia] Happy birthday, mom. 376 00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:52,127 - [Nicole] Oh wow. - [family exclaims] 377 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,462 I love it. 378 00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:56,089 Well, it was my idea, but Uncle Nate made it happen. 379 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,799 - Oh. - It was actually quite specific. So... 380 00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,468 [everyone laughs] 381 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:02,137 Thanks, naughty. Thanks, Nate. 382 00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:05,265 Let's see, love. It's beautiful. 383 00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:07,809 So, let's go. 384 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,603 You are the sexiest coach of the Premier League, 385 00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:12,773 what makes me the coolest lawyer in the firm. 386 00:21:12,773 --> 00:21:14,942 Please tell me what are you flirting with? with girls left and right. 387 00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:20,280 Well, I... I don't think this kind of talk is appropriate for a young girl. 388 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:22,282 -Who wants ice cream? - I. 389 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,660 Brilliant. Let's go to the corner store. 390 00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:27,371 Ali, come with us. Let them have their girl talk. 391 00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:29,373 [Maria, Nicole and Lloyd laugh] 392 00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:31,250 [Lloyd] Come on, love. See you in a bit. 393 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,376 Bye bye. 394 00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:35,295 Well, tell me everything. 395 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,966 Hey, well. There is a girl I like. 396 00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:43,136 - Hey, she's the host of Taste of Athens. - Oops, mmm. 397 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:46,181 Eh, she hated me before, but now she... 398 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:48,517 Well... Well, I... [stutters] I don't know. 399 00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:50,644 I have misinterpreted signs of women before, but... 400 00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:53,772 I mean, how do you know if a girl Does he like you or is he just being nice? 401 00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:54,940 [both] You can't. 402 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:58,861 But there is a foolproof way to find out. 403 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:00,863 - Good. - Ask her out. 404 00:22:00,863 --> 00:22:03,156 No, I can't... No, I can't... [laughs] I can't do that. No. 405 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,409 [scoffs] Come on, what's the worst what could happen? 406 00:22:05,409 --> 00:22:07,327 Well, let him laugh in my face and say no. 407 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,162 And I run away, humiliated, 408 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,456 without being allowed to return to my favorite restaurant ever again. 409 00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,750 So next time we have some kind of family celebration, 410 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:16,253 I'll have to, you know, sit on the sidewalk outside 411 00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:17,462 eating takeaway fish and chips, 412 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:20,465 looking at them through the window like a street orphan from Dickens. 413 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,050 My God. 414 00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:26,346 He's just like dad. You have to show him the map. 415 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:28,515 No, your father would kill me. 416 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,893 - Show him the map. - What map? 417 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:38,692 Your father and I went to school together for years, 418 00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:43,530 But I didn't think he even knew I existed, until he gave me this. 419 00:22:47,743 --> 00:22:52,372 {\an8}"Distance between places where we were born: 6,638 kilometers. 420 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:56,001 {\an8}Distance between places where we grew up: 6,807 kilometers. 421 00:22:56,585 --> 00:23:00,422 {\an8}Distance between our residences on campus: 2.1 kilometers. 422 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:04,927 {\an8}Distance between us on Friday night at 8:00 p.m. m.: Hopefully, 30 centimeters. 423 00:23:04,927 --> 00:23:06,553 {\an8}Would you like to go out with me?" 424 00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:09,848 - [Nathan laughs] - [Nicole exhales deeply] 425 00:23:09,848 --> 00:23:11,141 Stop waiting, Nathan. 426 00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:14,144 Yes, you could fail and be embarrassed for a second. 427 00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:17,856 But you could also get married, have two wonderful children 428 00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:21,276 - and live happily ever after. - [Nathan laughs] 429 00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,403 [lock opens, door opens] 430 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:25,113 - Ah, shit. - [Sophia, Lloyd] We're back. 431 00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:27,449 {\an8}Quick, distract him. 432 00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,535 ["What Would I Do Without You" plays] 433 00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:55,310 [reporter 1] ...that transports to a large group of refugees, 434 00:23:55,310 --> 00:24:00,482 including several women and children, who hope to apply for asylum in the United Kingdom. 435 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,150 - What's wrong? - [joke] 436 00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,485 [reporter 1] ...in Portsmouth. 437 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,571 [reporter 2] The ship is now kilometers away from the port of Portsmouth, 438 00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:09,283 {\an8}where its passengers, dozens of refugees, They hope to find shelter. 439 00:24:09,283 --> 00:24:11,743 {\an8}Hundreds of supporters They await your arrival. 440 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:16,039 {\an8}While others, like the Minister of the Interior Provide Barot, they said the following. 441 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:20,669 {\an8}To anyone who tries to enter illegally into our country, I tell you this. 442 00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:23,714 {\an8}"Go home. Britain is closed." 443 00:24:23,714 --> 00:24:25,465 [reporter 1] During the last few days... 444 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:27,968 - What a stupid idiot. Hmm. - What a piece of shit. 445 00:24:28,552 --> 00:24:31,054 You know, someone should return it to the place where it came from. 446 00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:33,849 - To his mother's ass. TRUE? - [staff] Yes, chef! 447 00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:37,060 Or someone could try to talk with the best part of conscience 448 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,937 of this clearly wrong person. 449 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,907 {\an8}- [Simi] Bitch. - That? 450 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:53,410 It should say: "Help Britain be better than this bitch." 451 00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:00,209 I... I think I'll keep mine. 452 00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:02,127 Yes. 453 00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:05,464 [pedestrians chat] 454 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:14,056 {\an8}- Hello. - [Jade] Hello. 455 00:25:14,056 --> 00:25:15,307 {\an8}[sighs] Nate. 456 00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:19,353 {\an8}Um, there's something I wanted ask you Um, would you like to...? 457 00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:24,775 {\an8}Excuse me for a m-moment. 458 00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:28,487 So... Sorry. Sorry. 459 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:34,785 [door creaks shut] 460 00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:37,246 [shaky breaths] 461 00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:54,429 Actually, there is, uh, one thing What do I need to do first? Sorry. 462 00:26:03,272 --> 00:26:05,524 Whistle. Whistle. Come closer. 463 00:26:05,524 --> 00:26:07,192 [players gasp, groan] 464 00:26:09,027 --> 00:26:10,487 [Ted] Alright, guys. How do they feel? 465 00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:11,446 [players moan, talk] 466 00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:12,656 - [retches] - [Ted] Oh. 467 00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:14,533 - Oh. - [Baz laughs] 468 00:26:14,533 --> 00:26:16,910 bumbercatch, Did you just throw up whole Cheerios? 469 00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:19,872 Yes, coach. I like to have breakfast without chewing. 470 00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:23,876 To conserve my energy for itself An imminent class war breaks out. 471 00:26:23,876 --> 00:26:25,460 Yes, no, it makes sense. I understand. Yes. 472 00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:29,089 Hey, very good, gentlemen, Today we are going to focus on versatility. 473 00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:31,800 Now, in Total Football, They have to constantly ask themselves: 474 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,261 "What does this situation need right now?" 475 00:26:34,261 --> 00:26:37,556 You know, do I need to back up? and replace Jan Maas in defense? 476 00:26:37,556 --> 00:26:39,850 Or... Or, you know, Should I attack like Jamie? 477 00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:42,352 Or, you know, should I lend Roy a piece of gum 478 00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:43,729 Why does your breath smell like shit? 479 00:26:43,729 --> 00:26:46,940 [laughs] Completely hypothetical. Don't worry. You're fine, you're fine. 480 00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:49,985 OK? They have to be able to enter anywhere, anytime. 481 00:26:49,985 --> 00:26:52,446 And the way to do it right is to understand 482 00:26:52,446 --> 00:26:56,700 and assess everyone's position and the function of each position. 483 00:26:56,700 --> 00:27:00,746 That's why we have our man Beard replacing Will today as prop. 484 00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:06,418 Yes. So when we go out and let's play the practice match, 485 00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:09,171 they are going to exchange positions with another person. Yeah? 486 00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:12,549 Hey, for example, Isaac, We are going to move you up forward. 487 00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:15,010 And Dani, we are going to take you down to the defense. Understood? 488 00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:16,470 Am I going to be Dani Rojas? 489 00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:19,389 [stutters] That's right, Isaac. And Dani is going to be you. Does it make sense? 490 00:27:19,389 --> 00:27:21,517 We're going to make them shit, brother. [breathes hard] 491 00:27:21,517 --> 00:27:23,101 Oh my God. 492 00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:24,645 They don't need to do the voices. 493 00:27:24,645 --> 00:27:26,980 - [players] Aw! Come on. - OK that's fine. They can do the voices. 494 00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:28,857 - [players laugh] Yes. - [Ted murmurs] 495 00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:30,192 Go ahead, Roy. Help them here. 496 00:27:30,192 --> 00:27:32,945 Roy is going to distribute papers that have someone's name. 497 00:27:32,945 --> 00:27:35,405 That is the name of the person with whom they will exchange. 498 00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:37,032 -Does everyone understand? - [players] Yes, coach. 499 00:27:37,032 --> 00:27:38,784 Very good, good. Coach, did I miss something? 500 00:27:38,784 --> 00:27:42,204 - That's all, honey. Come on! - Very well, let's do it. You already heard it. 501 00:27:42,204 --> 00:27:43,330 [whistle blows] 502 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:47,751 Come on, guys. Come on. 503 00:28:00,889 --> 00:28:02,933 - Here you go, coach. - Oh. Thanks, coach. 504 00:28:02,933 --> 00:28:06,603 Hey, coach. Hey, there was a mistake. I got my own name. 505 00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:08,105 Oh no, Jamie, that's not a mistake. 506 00:28:08,105 --> 00:28:10,482 We just thought you'd want to keep doing what you do best for us. 507 00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:13,068 Play as a forward and score goals, right? [laughs] 508 00:28:14,486 --> 00:28:16,989 [laughs] Uh, yeah. 509 00:28:16,989 --> 00:28:19,241 - Yes, eh, if you want, yes. - [Ted] Great. 510 00:28:22,828 --> 00:28:24,329 - Alright. - Have fun out there. 511 00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:25,247 [Jamie] Yes. 512 00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:30,377 [whistle] This is delicious. What is it? 513 00:28:30,377 --> 00:28:31,795 - Water. - Hmm. 514 00:28:32,337 --> 00:28:35,132 - [Thierry] I'm free! - [players shout] Come on! Come on! 515 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:38,677 [Thierry growls] 516 00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:41,722 [Thierry laughs] 517 00:28:41,722 --> 00:28:44,933 Nice try, Van Damme. You did the best you could and we love you. 518 00:28:45,976 --> 00:28:46,935 Baz, what are you doing? 519 00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:48,729 I'm swapping positions with Paul. 520 00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:51,857 You know, unwavering positivity. 521 00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:54,484 Good job with the water bottles, Coach Beard. 522 00:28:57,571 --> 00:28:58,906 Damn idiots! 523 00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:02,951 [sighs] I don't like it. Actually I prefer to be me. 524 00:29:02,951 --> 00:29:05,329 [players talk] 525 00:29:05,329 --> 00:29:07,414 - [whistle blows] - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. Wait. 526 00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:10,584 Danny. Come on. You're a central defender, remember? 527 00:29:10,584 --> 00:29:13,128 It's not your turn to take corner kicks. That's what Isaac does now. 528 00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:15,464 - TRUE. Right, coach. - [Ted] Isaac, come on, man. It's your turn. 529 00:29:15,464 --> 00:29:16,673 - [player] Very good, Isaac. - Come on. 530 00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:18,467 - [player] You can do it, brother. - Very good, now. 531 00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:20,260 coach, I have never taken a corner kick. 532 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:23,305 Don't know. It's because They put you in a box, Isaac. 533 00:29:23,305 --> 00:29:27,267 When you were a little boy of ten years old with the strength and facial hair of an adult man. 534 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:31,146 The box of a central defender who He was never allowed to take a corner kick. 535 00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:34,525 Well, my friend, that box ceases to exist today. 536 00:29:35,067 --> 00:29:36,485 Yeah? Forward. 537 00:29:37,194 --> 00:29:38,570 What do you want me to do? 538 00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:40,906 I don't know. Just hit him with all your fucking strength. 539 00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:43,325 [laughs] Okay. 540 00:29:44,201 --> 00:29:46,703 [players talk] 541 00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:53,377 [hums a melody] 542 00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:54,628 - [strong knock] -[cup and saucer clatter] 543 00:29:54,628 --> 00:29:56,004 [exclaims] 544 00:29:56,839 --> 00:29:58,173 - [players murmur] -[Sam murmurs] 545 00:29:58,173 --> 00:30:01,093 Oh, ca... hot. Hot tea. Oh. 546 00:30:01,093 --> 00:30:02,845 [Sam laughs] 547 00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:08,141 A little off. 548 00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:14,022 [Sam exhales heavily, breathes deeply] 549 00:30:14,022 --> 00:30:16,108 [players talk] 550 00:30:30,414 --> 00:30:32,416 [players talk] 551 00:30:41,550 --> 00:30:43,719 [laughs] 552 00:30:44,303 --> 00:30:48,432 Ted. I just want to make sure having understood well. 553 00:30:48,432 --> 00:30:51,685 You're going to change tactics at this point in the season 554 00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:53,770 and replace it with a completely new method 555 00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:56,732 that the boys are clearly having problems to understand. 556 00:30:57,566 --> 00:30:59,234 And do you think this is a good idea? 557 00:30:59,234 --> 00:31:01,403 Hmm. Well, Trent, the way I see it, 558 00:31:01,403 --> 00:31:04,239 It's like going on a hike with Robert Frost. 559 00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:06,241 It could go anywhere. Hmm? 560 00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:10,370 [inhales strongly] 561 00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:17,628 - Get out of my fucking chair. - Yes, no, of course. Sorry. [growls] 562 00:31:17,628 --> 00:31:20,339 ["Shoegaze" plays] 563 00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:36,021 [people talk on the street] 564 00:31:46,615 --> 00:31:47,824 [Keeley laughs] 565 00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:53,205 [gasps] Oh my God. 566 00:32:01,338 --> 00:32:05,050 All right, Greyhounds. Today we are going to talk from number three: consciousness. 567 00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:06,677 When they play Total Soccer, 568 00:32:06,677 --> 00:32:09,388 They have to know what their peers they are doing at all times. 569 00:32:09,388 --> 00:32:13,225 Constant movement requires constant concentration, yes? 570 00:32:13,225 --> 00:32:16,270 So if Sam makes a run down the middle, Everyone has to move, right? 571 00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:18,814 And if Dani retreats to the defense, that means what? 572 00:32:18,814 --> 00:32:21,024 - Hell froze over? - [players laugh] 573 00:32:21,024 --> 00:32:22,317 No, it means they have to go up 574 00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:24,486 - and support Dani's decision. - [players murmur] 575 00:32:24,486 --> 00:32:26,154 Alright, any questions so far? 576 00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:28,156 Uh, yeah, coach. What's wrong with the red rope? 577 00:32:28,156 --> 00:32:29,741 [Ted] Ah, excellent question. 578 00:32:29,741 --> 00:32:33,245 In Japanese culture, They have a myth according to which they believe 579 00:32:33,245 --> 00:32:37,207 that all soulmates are connected by an invisible red thread. 580 00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:40,961 And those threads are tied to each one of his little fingers. Hmm? 581 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,673 Well, then why is it tied around our penises? 582 00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:46,800 [players murmur] Yes. 583 00:32:48,969 --> 00:32:50,888 Yeah. Well, you know, that was Roy's idea. 584 00:32:50,888 --> 00:32:53,473 Eh, but I'm pretty sure that the idea behind that is that 585 00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:56,518 it is almost impossible not to be fully aware of what your partner is doing 586 00:32:56,518 --> 00:32:58,645 when everyone has a rope tied around the dick. 587 00:32:59,271 --> 00:33:00,397 Am I right, Roy? 588 00:33:00,397 --> 00:33:02,274 Yes. Something like that. 589 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,027 Very good, great. Uh, yeah. 590 00:33:05,027 --> 00:33:08,197 So let's start with this right now, We will do a full practice match at half speed. 591 00:33:08,197 --> 00:33:10,782 and I don't want to see those ropes too loose. 592 00:33:10,782 --> 00:33:13,160 And I leave it to you to make sure they don't get too tight either. 593 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,370 - Don't leave my side. - [Sam laughs] 594 00:33:15,370 --> 00:33:16,663 Let's go? [whistle blows] 595 00:33:16,663 --> 00:33:18,332 [Coach Beard] "Whistles" on the count of three. One two three. 596 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,042 - [players] Whistles. - Come on, move. 597 00:33:20,042 --> 00:33:23,170 - [laughs] - ["Centerfield" plays] 598 00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:25,631 Fix it! This is what we are doing. 599 00:33:26,173 --> 00:33:29,218 - [laughs] - [players moan, talk] 600 00:33:34,431 --> 00:33:36,683 [players shout] 601 00:33:43,524 --> 00:33:45,359 [player] Oh, oh, oh, oh. 602 00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:49,071 - [Jamie] Fuck. Look at me, man. - [player] Oh! [moans] 603 00:33:49,071 --> 00:33:50,614 I'm attacking. I'm attacking. 604 00:33:50,614 --> 00:33:52,157 [Colin] I'm defending. I'm defending. 605 00:33:53,408 --> 00:33:56,119 Whoa. [stutters] Ha... Ha... Jan! Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan! 606 00:33:57,913 --> 00:33:59,748 Look what Kent gave me. In case we wanted... 607 00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:00,874 - No. - No fucking joke. 608 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,459 [player screeches] 609 00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:06,171 - Maybe you should give him some space, Dani. - Sorry, coach, I'm too scared. 610 00:34:10,926 --> 00:34:12,386 Brother, do you want...? 611 00:34:16,806 --> 00:34:19,643 [conversations, exclaims] 612 00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:21,061 [gasps] 613 00:34:21,645 --> 00:34:22,896 - [Paul laughs] - [spectators] Ooh. 614 00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:26,275 [gasps] 615 00:34:32,656 --> 00:34:34,533 [shaky breaths] 616 00:34:40,706 --> 00:34:43,292 - It's okay. His penis is fine. - [sighs] 617 00:34:44,126 --> 00:34:45,627 - [player] Oh my god. - [sighs] 618 00:34:45,627 --> 00:34:47,629 [player] I thought I just ripped Jamie's dick off. 619 00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:48,547 [whistle blows] 620 00:34:48,547 --> 00:34:49,547 - [players groan] -Ooh. 621 00:34:49,547 --> 00:34:50,716 [Roy laughs] 622 00:34:50,716 --> 00:34:54,344 Oh. Sorry. Sorry about that. 623 00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:57,431 - Alright. - [Trent sighs] 624 00:34:59,266 --> 00:35:01,268 [players talk] 625 00:35:12,321 --> 00:35:14,072 [players talk] 626 00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:15,157 [Sam clicks his tongue] 627 00:35:24,416 --> 00:35:26,418 [players talk, laugh] 628 00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:48,482 [sighs] 629 00:35:55,531 --> 00:35:56,365 [laughs] 630 00:35:56,365 --> 00:35:58,909 {\an8}["You've Really Got a Hold on Me" plays] 631 00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:08,502 [squeals] Hello! 632 00:36:08,502 --> 00:36:10,587 Hello. [kisses] 633 00:36:11,505 --> 00:36:14,466 Oh, sorry for being late. 634 00:36:14,466 --> 00:36:16,677 I'm not in a hurry. I brought you something. 635 00:36:16,677 --> 00:36:17,928 I don't want it. 636 00:36:18,595 --> 00:36:19,513 Sorry. 637 00:36:19,513 --> 00:36:23,642 I'm sure whatever it is, it's incredibly considerate and amazingly generous. 638 00:36:24,142 --> 00:36:25,018 But I don't want it. 639 00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:27,396 - Keeley, I just brought you a... - No, I don't even want to know what it is. 640 00:36:27,396 --> 00:36:29,273 No. I just want to spend time with you once 641 00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:31,525 in which you do not feel that you are conquering me completely. 642 00:36:31,525 --> 00:36:33,610 Alright. Sorry for completely conquering you. 643 00:36:33,610 --> 00:36:35,237 No. Hey, I didn't mean... 644 00:36:35,237 --> 00:36:39,658 No, no. Alright. I understand. That's, uh, exactly what I'm doing. 645 00:36:39,658 --> 00:36:44,288 I go too fast or too hard, I... Sorry. I'm going to lower the intensity. 646 00:36:44,288 --> 00:36:46,832 - But only a little bit. - [laughs] 647 00:36:47,541 --> 00:36:51,545 Era a croissant. Draw you a croissant. 648 00:36:51,545 --> 00:36:54,506 - Oh. [laughs] - [laughs] 649 00:36:56,008 --> 00:36:58,218 Hey. You are amazing. 650 00:36:58,802 --> 00:37:01,597 But you have to let me do something for you from time to time. 651 00:37:03,182 --> 00:37:04,057 Deal done. 652 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:06,143 Thank you. 653 00:37:08,061 --> 00:37:11,857 But it better be fucking awesome. [laughs] 654 00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:18,780 It's the last one, I... I swear. 655 00:37:21,325 --> 00:37:22,534 Verdict? 656 00:37:22,534 --> 00:37:24,494 It's a very, very good croissant. 657 00:37:24,494 --> 00:37:25,787 [laughs] 658 00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:32,503 [car horn sounds] 659 00:37:41,678 --> 00:37:42,804 [growls] 660 00:37:42,804 --> 00:37:44,389 - [growls] -[gasps] 661 00:37:46,683 --> 00:37:47,518 [sighs] 662 00:37:52,064 --> 00:37:53,023 [gasps] 663 00:38:03,951 --> 00:38:05,410 Would you like to go out with me? 664 00:38:06,036 --> 00:38:07,246 Yeah. 665 00:38:08,997 --> 00:38:11,875 Good. Good. 666 00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:16,088 There was nothing alive in there, TRUE? 667 00:38:16,672 --> 00:38:19,424 Oh no. No no. [laughs] No, not at all. 668 00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:21,635 If you say so. 669 00:38:35,524 --> 00:38:36,775 [glass crunches] 670 00:38:36,775 --> 00:38:39,403 ["Doomed" plays] 671 00:38:45,784 --> 00:38:47,160 [glass crunches underfoot] 672 00:39:27,993 --> 00:39:29,119 [cutlery clatters] 673 00:39:41,006 --> 00:39:43,425 - [laughs] - [players talk] 674 00:39:45,344 --> 00:39:46,261 Here you go, sir. 675 00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:48,055 [growls, struggles] 676 00:40:01,193 --> 00:40:02,402 I have thought a lot about this. 677 00:40:02,986 --> 00:40:09,493 The next time we do this exercise, we tie the whistles of various types to the whistle of a single type. 678 00:40:09,493 --> 00:40:10,577 Yeah? 679 00:40:13,288 --> 00:40:14,706 That was a one-time thing, Roy. 680 00:40:14,706 --> 00:40:17,292 Yes, I'm pretty sure that We already cooked that whole chicken, coach. 681 00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:19,211 Huh. What a pity. 682 00:40:20,754 --> 00:40:23,090 - So, Ted. - Hmm? 683 00:40:23,090 --> 00:40:25,008 - That number four. - Yes sir. 684 00:40:25,008 --> 00:40:27,594 - You haven't said what it is yet. - No, ma'am. 685 00:40:27,594 --> 00:40:31,056 - But do you know what it is? - Not really. Mm-mmm. 686 00:40:31,056 --> 00:40:32,474 - And you, coach? - I am agnostic. 687 00:40:32,474 --> 00:40:34,393 - Mm-hmm. Roy? - I have no fucking idea. 688 00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:36,645 Number four has not yet been revealed. 689 00:40:36,645 --> 00:40:37,855 Doesn't the number four exist? 690 00:40:37,855 --> 00:40:39,314 As a man once said, 691 00:40:39,314 --> 00:40:42,025 "Sometimes you have to leave space for God to come into the room." 692 00:40:42,025 --> 00:40:43,819 Oh. So the number four is God? 693 00:40:43,819 --> 00:40:45,529 Oh no. I don't think so. Coach? 694 00:40:45,529 --> 00:40:47,197 - I am atheist. - Mm-hmm. Roy? 695 00:40:47,197 --> 00:40:49,283 - I fucking hope not. - Hmm. 696 00:40:49,283 --> 00:40:51,118 - [players talk] - [door opens] 697 00:40:51,118 --> 00:40:53,996 [Isaac] Hey man, you're ten minutes late, yes? That's a hundred, okay? 698 00:40:55,998 --> 00:40:57,124 What the hell is wrong with you? 699 00:40:57,124 --> 00:40:58,542 I'll tell you what's wrong with me. 700 00:40:58,542 --> 00:41:01,378 The world is full of evil people who does shitty things. 701 00:41:01,378 --> 00:41:03,797 But I can't deal with it because I have than kicking a ball. 702 00:41:03,797 --> 00:41:05,257 [breathes hard] 703 00:41:05,257 --> 00:41:07,801 And those same people love me for it! 704 00:41:08,635 --> 00:41:11,972 That is until I screw up or... or I miss a penalty. 705 00:41:11,972 --> 00:41:14,266 Or... Or... Or... I... decide to defend myself... [stutters] 706 00:41:14,266 --> 00:41:17,102 ...and then they will only want Send me back to the fucking place I came from. 707 00:41:17,102 --> 00:41:19,438 - [Sam's father] Samuel! - [Sam takes a shaky breath] 708 00:41:24,026 --> 00:41:25,861 [cries] 709 00:41:37,998 --> 00:41:39,208 It's okay. 710 00:41:42,961 --> 00:41:44,713 You know, I still want to go see him. 711 00:41:44,713 --> 00:41:47,257 No. No, no, no. I... I can't take you there. 712 00:41:47,257 --> 00:41:48,967 No. Not as it looks now. 713 00:41:49,593 --> 00:41:51,887 do you know How long will it take to reopen? 714 00:41:52,763 --> 00:41:54,139 I don't know if I will. 715 00:41:54,139 --> 00:41:56,141 -Samuel. - That? 716 00:41:56,141 --> 00:42:00,020 Because? For whom? Just so that Someone destroy it again. 717 00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:01,939 Do it for yourself. 718 00:42:03,023 --> 00:42:04,399 For your friend Simi. 719 00:42:05,067 --> 00:42:08,111 For all those people who want a taste of home when they are away. 720 00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:10,989 Follow your heart, Samuel. 721 00:42:10,989 --> 00:42:13,033 Anger will only weaken you. 722 00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:15,744 Yes that's fine. 723 00:42:16,245 --> 00:42:19,289 But if you really want to make people angry to the people who did this, 724 00:42:20,582 --> 00:42:21,625 forgive them. 725 00:42:21,625 --> 00:42:22,835 That? 726 00:42:22,835 --> 00:42:25,629 Forgive them. [whistles, snorts] Big deal. 727 00:42:25,629 --> 00:42:28,173 - Big deal? - Great thing. [whistle, snort] 728 00:42:28,173 --> 00:42:29,508 [Sam laughs] 729 00:42:30,342 --> 00:42:33,554 My son, listen to me. 730 00:42:34,221 --> 00:42:38,433 Don't counterattack. Move forward fighting. 731 00:42:40,561 --> 00:42:41,770 [Sam laughs] 732 00:42:43,021 --> 00:42:45,023 - Thank you, dad. - [growls] 733 00:42:45,023 --> 00:42:48,861 - [Sam's father laughs, sighs] - [Sam laughs] 734 00:42:49,987 --> 00:42:51,905 Do you think I should invest on security cameras? 735 00:42:51,905 --> 00:42:54,032 - Of course. And bars. - [sighs] 736 00:42:54,032 --> 00:42:55,868 - [laughs] - Please tell me you have insurance. 737 00:42:55,868 --> 00:42:56,910 I have insurance. 738 00:42:56,910 --> 00:43:00,330 [sighs] Thank God. Otherwise, your mother would have killed me. 739 00:43:00,330 --> 00:43:02,207 - Oops. [laughs] - [laughs] 740 00:43:02,207 --> 00:43:05,127 - [Sam] Are you going to have any problems? - [Sam's father] Sure! 741 00:43:05,127 --> 00:43:07,421 [both laugh] 742 00:43:07,421 --> 00:43:09,298 Hello. Sorry to interrupt you. 743 00:43:09,298 --> 00:43:11,300 Um, Sam, We're about to get started out there. 744 00:43:12,134 --> 00:43:15,095 But, you know, if you want to rest today, I understand it perfectly. 745 00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:18,056 - Thanks, coach. - No, he's going to train. 746 00:43:20,726 --> 00:43:23,437 - Alright. Well, then you better get changed. - I'm already getting ready to change. 747 00:43:24,146 --> 00:43:26,315 Aha. Alright. [laughs] 748 00:43:26,899 --> 00:43:28,400 It's a pleasure to finally meet you, sir. 749 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,776 - Likewise. - [laughs] 750 00:43:30,485 --> 00:43:32,362 You know, I almost wore the exact same thing today. 751 00:43:32,362 --> 00:43:35,324 - [laughs] What a funny guy. What a funny guy. [laughs] - [laughs] 752 00:43:35,324 --> 00:43:37,659 - Hey, do you like American sweets? - Who doesn't? 753 00:43:37,659 --> 00:43:39,328 Yes. Let's go. They have that bad sugar. 754 00:43:39,328 --> 00:43:43,207 - Yes. High fructose corn syrup. - There are too many words. I say "bad sugar." 755 00:43:43,207 --> 00:43:45,709 ["Alright" plays] 756 00:43:59,223 --> 00:44:00,849 [players talk] 757 00:44:07,356 --> 00:44:09,399 [crowd cheers] 758 00:44:10,025 --> 00:44:13,779 At first Rupert bought me so many tulips for so long, 759 00:44:13,779 --> 00:44:16,365 - that his florist was able to buy a castle. - That? 760 00:44:16,365 --> 00:44:19,326 I mean, I was in Scunthorpe, but still. A castle. 761 00:44:19,952 --> 00:44:20,786 [snorts] 762 00:44:20,786 --> 00:44:23,247 - Well, tonight I'm going to ask Jack out. - Hmm. 763 00:44:23,247 --> 00:44:25,749 And if you try to pay, So I'm going to give you... 764 00:44:25,749 --> 00:44:27,125 Are you going to give him what? 765 00:44:27,793 --> 00:44:28,877 Just the tip? 766 00:44:29,878 --> 00:44:32,005 [both laugh] 767 00:44:32,005 --> 00:44:34,007 - Hello everyone. - Hello, Leslie. 768 00:44:34,007 --> 00:44:35,926 Let me introduce you to... 769 00:44:35,926 --> 00:44:38,011 Mr. Obisanya. Oh. 770 00:44:38,011 --> 00:44:40,889 Rebecca Welton. Delighted to finally meet you. 771 00:44:40,889 --> 00:44:43,684 Likewise. Samuel has told me a lot about you. 772 00:44:44,810 --> 00:44:45,727 [clucks his tongue] Oh yeah? 773 00:44:45,727 --> 00:44:48,438 Yes. He... he has done it. 774 00:44:48,438 --> 00:44:49,857 Brilliant. 775 00:44:51,567 --> 00:44:52,943 [stutters] 776 00:44:56,947 --> 00:44:58,991 Oh yes! Go Greyhounds! 777 00:44:58,991 --> 00:45:00,951 - [Keeley] Whoo! - Come on, Richmond! [laughs] 778 00:45:00,951 --> 00:45:02,911 - I'm Keeley, by the way. Hello. - [laughs] 779 00:45:02,911 --> 00:45:05,497 Hello. Come on... Come on, Greyhounds. 780 00:45:05,497 --> 00:45:07,291 - [Rebecca cheers] - [Keeley] Come on. 781 00:45:09,835 --> 00:45:12,838 - Bumber! Bumber! Strip! - [Bumbercatch] Push it, man! 782 00:45:12,838 --> 00:45:14,631 Bumber! No. 783 00:45:15,591 --> 00:45:17,885 Richmond has been trapped in a bad streak, 784 00:45:17,885 --> 00:45:23,390 and we must applaud the Ted Lasso's efforts to try something new. But this... 785 00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:25,100 What's the word I'm looking for, Chris? 786 00:45:25,851 --> 00:45:28,854 "It sucks," Arlo. The word is "stinks." 787 00:45:28,854 --> 00:45:31,231 [Arlo] It's like never before they would have played this sport before. 788 00:45:31,231 --> 00:45:32,149 [growls] 789 00:45:32,149 --> 00:45:34,318 [Arlo] My God, Now they are marking each other. 790 00:45:35,402 --> 00:45:37,529 With Richmond literally colliding each other, 791 00:45:37,529 --> 00:45:39,156 The Gunners mount a counterattack. 792 00:45:39,156 --> 00:45:42,659 Here is a leaked pass to Parslow. Parslow for Hamilton... 793 00:45:42,659 --> 00:45:43,911 - [crowd cheers] - [Arlo] And there it is! 794 00:45:44,494 --> 00:45:47,748 Hamilton completes his hat trick, and Arsenal wins 3-0. 795 00:45:47,748 --> 00:45:49,499 - Shit! - [crowd cheers] 796 00:45:54,213 --> 00:45:55,506 [player cheers] 797 00:45:56,298 --> 00:45:57,299 It's okay. 798 00:45:58,425 --> 00:45:59,510 No problem. 799 00:45:59,510 --> 00:46:01,512 - [Mae sighs] - [crowd cheers on TV] 800 00:46:01,512 --> 00:46:03,305 [Mae stutters] 801 00:46:04,848 --> 00:46:07,893 [groans] It's over. Let's go down again, 802 00:46:07,893 --> 00:46:10,938 and I'll have to go back to stuff the sausages with cardboard. 803 00:46:10,938 --> 00:46:11,939 - Patience, Mae. - [Mae sighs] 804 00:46:11,939 --> 00:46:13,774 You just have to give it a little time. 805 00:46:13,774 --> 00:46:16,985 ask yourself, What does this situation need? 806 00:46:16,985 --> 00:46:17,903 [whistle blows] 807 00:46:17,903 --> 00:46:20,364 [Arlo] And at rest, Arsenal has a three-goal lead, 808 00:46:20,364 --> 00:46:23,450 and Richmond has a lot to talk about. 809 00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:26,662 [Chris] Yes, with talking points as funny as: "Why are we so bad?" 810 00:46:26,662 --> 00:46:28,247 or "Should we go home?" 811 00:46:28,247 --> 00:46:29,665 [players talk] 812 00:46:31,166 --> 00:46:34,378 Jamie, you keep going back, buddy. 813 00:46:34,378 --> 00:46:35,671 You have to stay up. 814 00:46:35,671 --> 00:46:37,256 We need you to stretch your defense. 815 00:46:37,256 --> 00:46:39,925 - We need you to score a fucking goal. - [protests] 816 00:46:39,925 --> 00:46:41,927 [Jamie] But how are we going to do it If we can't see anyone out there? 817 00:46:41,927 --> 00:46:44,721 There is no shame in returning to the good old 4-4-2. 818 00:46:44,721 --> 00:46:46,515 Until we have more time to train him properly. 819 00:46:46,515 --> 00:46:49,101 - It will make you look like an idiot. - [players talk] 820 00:46:49,101 --> 00:46:51,436 [Isaac] For the love of God. What's wrong with you anyway? 821 00:46:53,605 --> 00:46:55,232 Hey guys. Listen... Listen here. 822 00:46:55,232 --> 00:46:56,358 [conversations cease] 823 00:46:56,358 --> 00:46:59,528 Well, I remember that at the beginning of my career as a coach, 824 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:03,365 I felt the need to express my individuality. 825 00:47:03,991 --> 00:47:07,786 As he was a straight guy from the middle of the United States who worked in sports 826 00:47:07,786 --> 00:47:10,706 and I was afraid of tattoo needles, 827 00:47:10,706 --> 00:47:13,333 the only real option to do it It was through my facial hair. 828 00:47:14,209 --> 00:47:16,503 And, uh, Obviously I couldn't grow a beard. 829 00:47:16,503 --> 00:47:19,339 Otherwise, the coach and I we would look like a ZZ Top tribute band. 830 00:47:19,923 --> 00:47:22,259 - It would have been called "Sharp Dressed Men". - Wow, that's good. 831 00:47:22,259 --> 00:47:24,052 God, I fucking hate what they've done to me. 832 00:47:24,052 --> 00:47:27,806 Luckily, at that time there were this quartet of stand-up comedians 833 00:47:27,806 --> 00:47:30,058 known as Blue Collar Comedy Tour. 834 00:47:30,058 --> 00:47:34,479 And in addition to his observational humor, funny jokes and numerous typical phrases, 835 00:47:34,479 --> 00:47:37,399 they also had the four most common types of facial hair. 836 00:47:38,358 --> 00:47:40,402 Now, Ron White, who was my favorite, He was completely shaved. 837 00:47:40,402 --> 00:47:41,820 That is an option. 838 00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:46,074 But then there was Larry the Cable Guy, who had a big bushy goatee. 839 00:47:46,074 --> 00:47:48,327 [stutters] And Bill Engvall, actually he also had a goatee. 840 00:47:48,327 --> 00:47:51,038 But it was, um, you know, smaller and, uh, more put together. 841 00:47:51,038 --> 00:47:52,456 Without touching the sides here. 842 00:47:52,456 --> 00:47:54,541 - Also known as Van Dyke. - [Ted] Thanks, coach. 843 00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:58,128 And then there was Jeff Foxworthy, of course, who, uh, had a mustache. 844 00:47:58,712 --> 00:48:01,131 So look. I decided to take a chance 845 00:48:01,131 --> 00:48:04,718 and leave me one of those knobs Big, bushy Cable Guy. 846 00:48:04,718 --> 00:48:06,386 And I thought I looked great. 847 00:48:06,386 --> 00:48:10,224 Until Coach Beard took me aside, 848 00:48:10,224 --> 00:48:11,892 just when I was about to walk to the altar, 849 00:48:11,892 --> 00:48:14,311 and told me something I needed to hear. Do you remember what you told me? 850 00:48:14,311 --> 00:48:17,231 "Your goatee makes it look like you ate Bigfoot's ass." 851 00:48:17,231 --> 00:48:18,232 That's how it is. 852 00:48:18,232 --> 00:48:20,025 - Also known as "ass-squatch." - You are unstoppable. 853 00:48:20,025 --> 00:48:21,693 - Make it stop. - [Ted] No, no. 854 00:48:22,319 --> 00:48:25,447 But the coach was right. It didn't fit me well. Not on this face. 855 00:48:26,907 --> 00:48:29,993 So I shaved that thing down like Foxworthy's, and I never looked back. 856 00:48:31,620 --> 00:48:32,746 The point is that many times 857 00:48:32,746 --> 00:48:35,707 the right idea is hidden behind of a couple of wrong ideas. 858 00:48:36,542 --> 00:48:38,877 - Yeah? - [Jamie] Hmm. [clears throat] 859 00:48:38,877 --> 00:48:40,295 Do you have something you want to say, Jamie? 860 00:48:40,295 --> 00:48:44,091 - Um, I mean, yeah. But... [laughs] - Great. Let go. 861 00:48:44,091 --> 00:48:47,344 Well... [sighs] ...I don't want people Think I'm an idiot if I say that. 862 00:48:54,142 --> 00:48:55,352 [Jamie] Oh. 863 00:48:55,352 --> 00:48:57,354 Alright. Well then. 864 00:48:58,647 --> 00:48:59,481 I'm not doing it wrong. 865 00:48:59,481 --> 00:49:01,191 - You guys are doing it wrong. - Whoa! 866 00:49:01,191 --> 00:49:02,359 [players protest] 867 00:49:02,359 --> 00:49:05,320 I mean... I mean... No, I mean, I think we are all doing it wrong. 868 00:49:06,405 --> 00:49:07,823 [stutters] If we want this to work, 869 00:49:07,823 --> 00:49:11,994 They have to stop playing towards me and start playing through me. Do you understand me? 870 00:49:17,291 --> 00:49:19,376 Hey, look. Just look. Look. 871 00:49:19,376 --> 00:49:21,545 - Can? Do you mind if...? Good. - Yes of course. 872 00:49:21,545 --> 00:49:24,715 So look, I'm not... I shouldn't be here. He shouldn't play as a forward. 873 00:49:24,715 --> 00:49:26,967 It should be here, in the center. 874 00:49:32,264 --> 00:49:35,517 It should be here, right? Let Dani come up front. 875 00:49:35,517 --> 00:49:37,227 Move Colin over there. Richard there. 876 00:49:37,227 --> 00:49:41,982 So stop playing towards me, okay? And start playing through me. OK? 877 00:49:42,941 --> 00:49:44,193 That's Total Football. 878 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:47,571 What do you think? 879 00:49:47,571 --> 00:49:50,115 - [Sam] That actually... does work. - [players murmur] 880 00:49:50,115 --> 00:49:54,494 And there it is. Number four. Sacrifice. 881 00:49:54,494 --> 00:49:56,955 Let go of personal glory for the good of the team. 882 00:49:57,497 --> 00:50:00,083 Oops. I like it. But that's not number four. 883 00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:02,711 - Come closer! Come on. - Let's go with "four" on the count of three. 884 00:50:02,711 --> 00:50:05,255 - One, two, three... - [players] Four! [cheer] 885 00:50:05,255 --> 00:50:07,508 [Arlo] Greyhounds still losing 3-0 in this second half. 886 00:50:07,508 --> 00:50:09,760 They need something, and they need it soon. 887 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:14,848 Arsenal center, easy for Van Damme. And Van Damme for Jan Maas. 888 00:50:14,848 --> 00:50:16,350 Let's go. 889 00:50:16,350 --> 00:50:19,144 [Arlo] Here's Dixon. Towards the center for Tartt. 890 00:50:19,144 --> 00:50:21,730 Tartt for Obisanya. To Hughes. 891 00:50:21,730 --> 00:50:23,148 Tartt again. 892 00:50:23,148 --> 00:50:24,650 - For McAdoo in midfield. - Oh. 893 00:50:24,650 --> 00:50:26,610 -Ooh. - [Arlo] To Rojas. 894 00:50:26,610 --> 00:50:28,695 Rojas returns it to Tartt. 895 00:50:28,695 --> 00:50:30,906 Who sends a long ball towards Bumbercatch. 896 00:50:30,906 --> 00:50:33,367 - Huh? - [Arlo] Bumbercatch for Goodman. 897 00:50:33,367 --> 00:50:34,576 - Goodman towards Tartt... - Yes. 898 00:50:34,576 --> 00:50:35,911 -[Rebecca gasps] - [Arlo] ...in the area. 899 00:50:35,911 --> 00:50:37,579 Old Tartt with the high heel. 900 00:50:37,579 --> 00:50:39,790 - And Montlaur is there to finish it off! - [crowd cheers] 901 00:50:39,790 --> 00:50:40,874 [Rebecca screams] 902 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,878 That was fucking beautiful! 903 00:50:44,878 --> 00:50:51,343 A majestic and fluid goal symphony with Tartt in the role of director. 904 00:50:51,343 --> 00:50:54,930 - [players cheer] - Hey! Very good! 905 00:50:55,430 --> 00:50:58,475 - That's right, right there. - There it is! There it is! 906 00:50:58,976 --> 00:51:00,561 [Keeley] Whoo! 907 00:51:01,144 --> 00:51:03,063 - [laughs] - Whoo! 908 00:51:03,063 --> 00:51:05,065 [Arlo] Arsenal wins 3-1. 909 00:51:05,065 --> 00:51:09,528 But for the first time in weeks, Greyhounds show signs of life. 910 00:51:14,366 --> 00:51:15,701 [gasps] Ted. 911 00:51:17,077 --> 00:51:18,537 It's going to work. 912 00:51:18,537 --> 00:51:20,706 - Brilliant. What thing? - [gasps] Total Football. 913 00:51:20,706 --> 00:51:21,999 - Alright. Because? - And I'll tell you why. 914 00:51:21,999 --> 00:51:23,125 The Lasso style. 915 00:51:23,792 --> 00:51:25,752 - You didn't change tactics in a week. - No? 916 00:51:25,752 --> 00:51:28,213 - No. You've done this for three seasons. - Have I done it? 917 00:51:28,213 --> 00:51:31,925 Yes. Building slowly but steadily a culture of trust and support throughout the club 918 00:51:31,925 --> 00:51:33,594 through thousands of imperceptible moments, 919 00:51:33,594 --> 00:51:36,221 all driving to its inevitable conclusion. 920 00:51:36,221 --> 00:51:38,098 - Total Football. - Look you. 921 00:51:38,098 --> 00:51:40,726 [exclaims] It's going to work. 922 00:51:42,519 --> 00:51:44,354 It doesn't even matter what number four is. [gasps] 923 00:51:48,775 --> 00:51:50,652 What a fucking nerd. 924 00:51:50,652 --> 00:51:53,739 Yes. But he's our nerd. 925 00:51:53,739 --> 00:51:55,157 [moans] 926 00:51:55,741 --> 00:51:56,742 Hmm. 927 00:51:56,742 --> 00:51:59,077 ["Find Someone Like You" plays] 928 00:52:04,666 --> 00:52:05,501 [exhales deeply] 929 00:52:09,713 --> 00:52:10,923 [sniffs] 930 00:52:22,643 --> 00:52:24,686 - Hello. 931 00:52:24,686 --> 00:52:25,854 - Hello. - Can I sit down? 932 00:52:25,854 --> 00:52:27,689 Oh, sure. Yeah, um, sit down. 933 00:52:27,689 --> 00:52:28,774 - [laughs] - [Jade] Thank you. 934 00:52:28,774 --> 00:52:31,610 Oh. Hey, you look great. Thanks for coming. [laughs] 935 00:52:31,610 --> 00:52:33,862 - Thank you for coming? [laughs] - You know... 936 00:52:33,862 --> 00:52:35,447 [Jade] Did you think What was going to leave you standing? 937 00:52:35,447 --> 00:52:37,991 No, no, no. Um, do you want something to drink? Sorry, I already asked. 938 00:52:37,991 --> 00:52:40,077 - [Jade] No, it's okay. - [laughs] I just got nervous. Um... 939 00:52:40,077 --> 00:52:43,330 [Derek] Please. Here we are, and here you go. 940 00:52:43,330 --> 00:52:47,501 The best table in the house. [laughs] Just as he requested. 941 00:52:47,501 --> 00:52:49,419 {\an8}[Jack and Keeley laugh] 942 00:52:50,712 --> 00:52:54,341 {\an8}- Little love bombardier. [laughs] - [imitates an explosion] 943 00:52:58,679 --> 00:53:01,014 I know it's not the result you wanted, 944 00:53:01,014 --> 00:53:03,976 but I'm very proud of how you and your team played today. 945 00:53:04,852 --> 00:53:05,894 Thanks, dad. 946 00:53:05,894 --> 00:53:07,896 Oh. And I met Rebecca. 947 00:53:07,896 --> 00:53:11,775 - Oh, no. Did you make it awkward? - Yes. 948 00:53:11,775 --> 00:53:15,279 [both laugh] 949 00:53:15,279 --> 00:53:17,614 [Sam's father sighs] 950 00:53:18,323 --> 00:53:19,324 [Sam sighs] 951 00:53:19,950 --> 00:53:22,953 - Do you want to go see the restaurant? - I'd love to. 952 00:53:29,251 --> 00:53:31,003 - I don't know, dad, I hope... - [sighs] 953 00:53:31,003 --> 00:53:33,380 I wish you could have seen it when it was finished. It was perfect. 954 00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:34,548 This looks good. 955 00:53:34,548 --> 00:53:37,259 - Dad, it's not the same. - It's not that bad. 956 00:53:47,853 --> 00:53:49,146 Hey, look who's here. 957 00:53:49,730 --> 00:53:51,481 - Oh! - Hello. 958 00:53:51,481 --> 00:53:53,775 Ah, the surprise was ruined. 959 00:53:53,775 --> 00:53:55,152 What are you doing here? 960 00:53:55,152 --> 00:53:59,323 Well, we all wonder: "What does this situation need?" 961 00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:01,283 And we thought your situation needed us. 962 00:54:01,867 --> 00:54:04,161 Yeah I got my cousin to fix your window this morning. 963 00:54:04,161 --> 00:54:06,455 Although he didn't give me a discount, because he's an idiot. 964 00:54:06,455 --> 00:54:07,748 [players laugh] 965 00:54:07,748 --> 00:54:10,459 And I brought some boxes of wine from my personal cellar. 966 00:54:10,459 --> 00:54:12,961 Not the best, obviously. but still very, very good. 967 00:54:13,462 --> 00:54:15,506 And Bumbercatch He's trying to fix your sign. 968 00:54:15,506 --> 00:54:18,509 Neon signs are just a bunch of illuminated gas discharge tubes. 969 00:54:18,509 --> 00:54:20,802 So I thought I'd give it a try. Screwdriver. 970 00:54:20,802 --> 00:54:25,599 [sighs] Guys, this is amazing. Really. 971 00:54:25,599 --> 00:54:27,142 Thank you all very much. 972 00:54:27,142 --> 00:54:28,810 - Ah, we're with you, man. - No problem. 973 00:54:29,478 --> 00:54:31,271 - Great job, Van Damme. - Simi. 974 00:54:31,271 --> 00:54:32,356 Sam. 975 00:54:33,982 --> 00:54:35,108 My God. 976 00:54:35,734 --> 00:54:38,862 - Was it your idea? - No, they called me. 977 00:54:38,862 --> 00:54:40,447 - It's amazing, right? - It's... It's... [sighs] 978 00:54:40,447 --> 00:54:42,991 Oh! Hey, there's someone that I would love for you to know. 979 00:54:42,991 --> 00:54:45,536 - Alright. - Simi, this is my father. 980 00:54:45,536 --> 00:54:49,957 It's a great pleasure to meet you, Simi. Sam has told me a lot about you. 981 00:54:49,957 --> 00:54:52,459 - Hmm. Oh yeah? - Yes, he has. 982 00:54:52,459 --> 00:54:54,086 [Sam stutters] 983 00:54:54,086 --> 00:54:56,213 Well, It is also a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Obisanya. 984 00:54:56,213 --> 00:55:00,384 No, no, no, no, no. my father It was Mr. Obisanya. Call me Ola. 985 00:55:00,968 --> 00:55:02,761 - [a light bulb buzzes] - [Bumbercatch] Whoo! [laughs] 986 00:55:02,761 --> 00:55:05,347 [players cheer, laugh] 987 00:55:11,937 --> 00:55:14,648 Oh. Hey, don't worry. I will order the new mirrors on Monday. 988 00:55:17,484 --> 00:55:19,611 No. No. Let's leave them at that. 989 00:55:20,237 --> 00:55:23,615 I think they serve as a good reminder that Not everything has to be perfect. 990 00:55:23,615 --> 00:55:27,077 And if the food is good, Who cares about mirrors? 991 00:55:27,077 --> 00:55:28,453 Exact. 992 00:55:28,453 --> 00:55:30,163 Speaking of which, who's hungry? 993 00:55:30,163 --> 00:55:31,081 [players] Yes! 994 00:55:31,081 --> 00:55:34,001 - Good. Then I'll cook dinner for everyone. - [players cheer] 995 00:55:34,001 --> 00:55:36,086 Sam, Simi, follow me. 996 00:55:37,087 --> 00:55:38,088 [both] Yes, chef! [laugh] 997 00:55:39,464 --> 00:55:42,968 - ["Enjoy" plays] - [everyone talks] 998 00:55:46,430 --> 00:55:47,514 [everyone cheers] 999 00:56:01,820 --> 00:56:02,863 The appetizers are ready. 1000 00:56:06,575 --> 00:56:08,869 - Come on, let me help you, son. [laughs] - [Sam laughs] 1001 00:56:09,536 --> 00:56:12,497 [Sam's father exclaims] 1002 00:56:12,547 --> 00:56:17,097 Repair and synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0